#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-26
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[00:00:08] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[00:00:10] <SirFinkus> nothing gay here
[00:00:14] <systemd> ^ 03Nigel Pepper Cock - 54/40 or Fight (Dead Moon cover) - YouTube
[00:00:15] <cmn32480> at least it looks like her dick is smaller then michelle obamas
[00:00:25] <cmn32480> but maye the pant suits hide it
[00:00:28] <Runaway1956> Hillary? Sports? Reeboks? WTF are you smoking? Some words just don't go together into any rational sentence.
[00:00:40] <cmn32480> ~define sporta
[00:00:43] <exec> sporta: unable to find definition
[00:00:43] <cmn32480> ~define sports
[00:00:45] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03sports: America's state-sponsored religion.
[00:00:51] <cmn32480> lol
[00:00:57] <cmn32480> sports = wears
[00:01:01] * SirFinkus rolls his eyes
[00:01:11] <SirFinkus> is that what passes for humor?
[00:01:15] <SirFinkus> or social commentary?
[00:01:24] <Runaway1956> Sport - some kind of mutant, usually sterile
[00:01:58] <SirFinkus> not to be confused with spawty
[00:02:04] <cmn32480> right
[00:02:15] * cmn32480 goes to get more mac and cheese
[00:02:20] <cmn32480> the eggs weren't enough...
[00:02:29] <SirFinkus> start in on the children
[00:02:30] * cmn32480 will add bacon this time
[00:03:15] <Runaway1956> https://en.wikipedia.org(botany)
[00:03:16] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Sport (botany
[00:03:25] <SirFinkus> A young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout
[00:04:40] <Runaway1956> You've got hold of Hillary's cook book?
[00:05:08] <SirFinkus> no, that's more like Elizibeth Bathory
[00:05:12] <cmn32480> That was "The Anarchist's Cookbook" wasn't it?
[00:05:33] <cmn32480> Sirfinkus: s/Bathroy/Warren/
[00:05:36] <Runaway1956> The Anarchist's cookbook uses more explosive ingredients
[00:06:02] <cmn32480> SirFinkus: s/Bathroy/Warren/
[00:06:09] <cmn32480> SirFinkus s/Bathroy/Warren/
[00:06:09] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.orgáthory
[00:06:10] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Elizabeth B
[00:06:11] <Runaway1956> Dice up a deck of playing cards, and stupid stuff like that
[00:06:18] <cmn32480> stupid sed
[00:06:27] <SirFinkus> oh, well that's a bug in systemd
[00:06:43] <SirFinkus> shit itself on the á
[00:07:01] <Runaway1956> Can we get exec to ~blame systemd ?
[00:07:28] <cmn32480> prolly
[00:07:45] <cmn32480> but it is more fun and consistent to always blame bytra
[00:08:08] <Runaway1956> Bytra would be bytram's son? Or daughter?
[00:08:42] <cmn32480> but it is more fun and consistent to always blame bytram
[00:08:53] <cmn32480> ~blame
[00:08:54] * exec points at Bytram
[00:09:13] <cmn32480> I can look and see if there is a way to do ~blame like ~gday
[00:09:48] <cmn32480> i think it will require a script...
[00:10:09] <Runaway1956> Or, just have Mr. Plow blame systemd, then we can have the bots argue over who is at fault
[00:10:37] <cmn32480> could be...
[00:11:30] <Runaway1956> In other news - another Muslim blows up in Germany, ISIS claims credit
[00:11:55] <SirFinkus> I don't believe it
[00:11:59] <SirFinkus> it's the religion of peace
[00:12:13] <SirFinkus> it just doesn't make sense to me
[00:12:17] <Runaway1956> The religion is peaceful - the people are volatile
[00:12:33] <SirFinkus> apparently, if they're exploding all the time
[00:14:07] <Runaway1956> Wonder how many ISIS delegates are at the DNC?
[00:14:23] <SirFinkus> "Stories which ascribe to her vampire-like tendencies (most famously the tale that she bathed in the blood of virgins to retain her youth) were generally recorded years after her death and are considered unreliable."
[00:14:26] <cmn32480> just one... they are about to crown her queen
[00:14:27] <SirFinkus> sounds like hillary to me
[00:15:12] <SirFinkus> and I thought the people who want to look like they're informed call the ISIL or some shit now
[00:15:28] <Runaway1956> DAESH actually
[00:15:54] <SirFinkus> so I went out in public today
[00:16:01] <cmn32480> on purpose?
[00:16:03] <Runaway1956> But the DNC is cozy with them, and calls them by the more affectionate name of isis
[00:16:03] <SirFinkus> this pokemon go thing is popular as fuck
[00:16:12] <SirFinkus> I saw dozens of people playing it
[00:16:35] <Runaway1956> Some woman in Canada started shooting all the pokemon weirdos on her property
[00:16:36] <SirFinkus> and an old bitch yelling at people to PUT YOUR DAMN PHONES AWAY
[00:16:50] <SirFinkus> ranting impotently at the youths
[00:17:25] <Runaway1956> ww.reuters.com/article/us-canada-pokemon-shooting-idUSKCN10525O?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FoddlyEnoughNews+(Reuters+Oddly+Enough)
[00:17:38] <Runaway1956> long URL alert
[00:17:44] <SirFinkus> I'm not exaggerating at all
[00:18:06] <SirFinkus> I was downtown for about an hour, and wherever you'd look, there would be people playing
[00:18:08] <Runaway1956> Can women be impotent?
[00:18:13] <SirFinkus> even saw a guy dressed as pikachu
[00:18:16] <SirFinkus> of course
[00:18:33] <Runaway1956> I thought men were impotent and women infertile
[00:18:41] <SirFinkus> her eggs have been scrambled for ages
[00:23:18] <cmn32480> you sure it was a guy dressed as a pikachu?
[00:23:27] <SirFinkus> oh, there's another one of these
[00:23:28] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[00:23:34] <systemd> ^ 03Jacob Sartorius - Hit or Miss (Official Lyric Video) - YouTube
[00:23:50] <SirFinkus> I can't tell if the kids will like this or not
[00:23:55] <SirFinkus> or if it's just funny
[00:24:05] <SirFinkus> does this mean I'm getting old?
[00:24:18] <SirFinkus> am I a curmudgeon?
[00:41:12] <cmn32480> yes
[00:41:15] <cmn32480> so am I .
[00:41:18] <cmn32480> we can smell ourt own
[00:41:24] <cmn32480> is it wrong to beat yhour wife?
[00:41:29] <cmn32480> 'cuz I'm thinking about it
[00:43:48] <Runaway1956> Women like to be beaten - they know you love them when you beat them
[01:04:15] <cmn32480> I'm thinking that SirFinkus was right about the kids too
[01:04:25] <cmn32480> they shoudl ahve been roasted and eaten
[01:04:28] <cmn32480> saved me the trouble
[01:17:56] <SirFinkus> https://pbs.twimg.com
[01:17:57] <SirFinkus> LOL
[01:19:46] <Runaway1956> Hillary can't just admit that she is a disgrace, and decline the nomination in favor of Sanders
[01:19:58] <Runaway1956> because, life is all about Hillary
[01:20:07] <SirFinkus> naw, can't knock her for that
[01:20:15] <Runaway1956> all the rest of us are just props, used to justify her existence
[01:21:47] <Runaway1956> DNC's LGBT Delegates Determined to Pass Equality Act, Defeat Trump
[01:22:30] <Runaway1956> almost 12% of DNC delegates are queer - obviously the DNC doesn't intend to represent the common American working family
[01:22:49] <SirFinkus> pfft, I don't care about any of that
[01:22:57] <SirFinkus> put whatever you want in any hole you want
[01:23:08] <SirFinkus> as long as it's an adult and consenting
[01:23:28] <SirFinkus> the right's hysteria over the sex stuff is ridiculous
[01:23:31] <Runaway1956> Point is, the DNC cares about all that - it's one of their main planks
[01:23:48] <Runaway1956> they cater to special interest groups, they have no use for the working man, or the middle class
[01:24:18] <SirFinkus> "special interest groups" is a slur
[01:24:28] <SirFinkus> both sides are equally dirty in that regard
[01:25:18] <SirFinkus> the whole system is rotten to the core
[01:25:21] <Runaway1956> LOL - politician is a slur
[01:25:29] <SirFinkus> true
[01:25:42] <Runaway1956> It's about time that people woke up, and understood how rotten the system is
[01:25:52] <SirFinkus> but "pandering to special interest groups" is kind of just something you can say and other people nod in agreement
[01:25:56] <SirFinkus> not a proper argument
[01:26:32] <SirFinkus> and bitching about "the working man" or "the middle class" is also kind of tired
[01:26:38] <Runaway1956> That may be true - but the DNC is witnessing a revolt because of it
[01:26:42] <SirFinkus> both parties claim to fight for that argument
[01:26:48] <SirFinkus> *for that
[01:26:58] <SirFinkus> revolt is strong
[01:27:02] <SirFinkus> they'll settle
[01:27:10] <SirFinkus> just like the RNC settled for trump
[01:27:30] <SirFinkus> Trump just played it smarter than Bernie
[01:27:44] <Runaway1956> I can hope that they won't just settle, at least until they do settle
[01:28:34] <SirFinkus> Hillary will win the election, Jill Stein and Gary Johnson will pick up significant (for 3rd parties) percentages of the popular vote
[01:28:41] <SirFinkus> like, maybe 1-5%
[01:28:55] <SirFinkus> you can quote me on that
[01:29:17] <Runaway1956> We shall see - I'm watching the revolt
[01:29:33] <Runaway1956> More and more democrats are saying they will NOT vote for Shrillary
[01:29:37] <SirFinkus> it's just bitching
[01:29:57] <SirFinkus> I think people hate trump more than they love bernie
[01:30:04] <cmn32480> they'll vote for her like good sheep
[01:30:11] <SirFinkus> bernie should have played "dirty" right out of the gate
[01:30:14] <SirFinkus> he was way too nice
[01:30:26] <SirFinkus> he hedged his bets
[01:30:52] <Runaway1956> This one is almost funny - https://soylentnews.org
[01:30:58] <systemd> ^ 03SN Submission by HughPickens.com: Putin's Cyberattacks May Be to Aid Trump's Presidential Campaign
[01:31:01] <Runaway1956> "Blame it on the Russians!"
[01:31:12] <SirFinkus> putin is a dirty motherfucker
[01:31:15] <SirFinkus> wouldn't shock me tbh
[01:31:19] * SirFinkus shrugs
[01:31:47] <SirFinkus> doesn't mean he and trump are colluding or anything
[01:32:52] <cmn32480> all it would mena is that Putin woudl prefer Trump over Hillary... which is surprising, given that Hillary can be bought and sold like a loaf of bread
[01:33:52] <Runaway1956> Think how embarrassing for Russia to be caught buying Ukraine from Hillary for half a billion dollars though
[01:33:58] <SirFinkus> it could be a long con, just so he can snipe hillary once she becomes president
[01:34:21] <SirFinkus> Russia would give no fucks about embarrasment
[01:39:52] <SirFinkus> https://amp.twimg.com
[01:39:55] <SirFinkus> oh good
[01:39:57] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter Video
[01:39:59] <SirFinkus> that settles it then
[01:40:37] <SirFinkus> fuck it, I'm watching this
[01:41:40] <SirFinkus> cory booker is killing it
[01:41:46] <SirFinkus> not a bad speaker
[01:44:43] <SirFinkus> god, I can't take it
[01:44:52] <SirFinkus> just hit every group
[01:46:55] * Runaway1956 has no headphones
[01:47:02] * Runaway1956 goes looking for them
[01:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, with automatic weapons one hopes?
[01:49:31] <SirFinkus> lo TheMightyBuzzard
[01:49:48] <SirFinkus> I'm pro semi auto
[01:50:01] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard `
[01:50:02] <SirFinkus> full auto is fun, but inefficient
[01:50:03] * exec retroactively bitchslaps a 5¼" floppy disk of chromas' tossed salad with TheMightyBuzzard
[01:50:06] <SirFinkus> unless you have a squad
[01:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm pro "own an aircraft carrier if you can find a place to park it"
[01:50:29] <SirFinkus> I'm assuming we're talking infantry
[01:50:32] <SirFinkus> oh, in that case
[01:50:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah, full auto is fuuuuuun
[01:51:03] <SirFinkus> only shot full auto once, and it was an accident
[01:51:25] <SirFinkus> it was quite the cherry popping too
[01:51:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you so can hold one arm out to feed the belt into an M60 while you fire it with the other.
[01:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw some dingus saying you couldn't on TV once
[01:51:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[01:51:58] * exec unjustifiably flicks a cylinder of tumbleweeds at cmn32480
[01:52:09] <cmn32480> I win
[01:52:16] <SirFinkus> mine was an m14 that apparently was misbehaving, I was not expecting it
[01:52:25] <SirFinkus> it was like round 3 of the magazine
[01:52:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> null result. i don't have a 5 1/4" drive so all i got was a coaster
[01:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> har, nice
[01:52:46] <cmn32480> of chromas's tossed salad
[01:52:55] <SirFinkus> probably my favorite rifle too
[01:53:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> quality rifle, ya
[01:53:31] <SirFinkus> I might like the g3 better
[01:53:38] <SirFinkus> but it's hard to pick
[01:54:17] <SirFinkus> I've finger fucked a g3, but never shot one
[01:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm personally partial to the m16 a2 if i gotta shoot semi-auto
[01:54:54] <SirFinkus> I like the "battle rifles"
[01:54:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i always carried the 60 because for some reason they give the biggest gun to the smallest guy
[01:55:50] <SirFinkus> really, shooting that one handed probably isn't that bad since the fucker is so heavey
[01:56:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think they just liked seeing me lug the fucker around
[01:56:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that? you got like a guitar strap thing for it. you could hold it with two fingers if you wanted.
[01:57:18] <SirFinkus> I imagine the bigger problem would be carrying all the ammo to feed it
[01:57:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> second person gets to do that. thank god.
[01:57:53] <SirFinkus> so it was smart to give it to smallest person
[01:58:02] <SirFinkus> you don't have to lug all the ammo
[01:58:03] <Runaway1956> Logistics has always been a bitch - carrying ammo is never adequate
[01:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just a few hundred rounds if i remember right.
[01:58:30] <SirFinkus> just like your mother, and nobody could carry her fat ass around
[01:58:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hints for Leptonic CP Violation or New Physics? - http://sylnt.us - what's-that-wooshing-sound?
[01:59:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i wish i had one still
[01:59:31] <SirFinkus> but god damn
[01:59:36] <SirFinkus> the m14 is a sexy rifle
[01:59:53] <Runaway1956> M14 is what I carried
[02:00:07] <SirFinkus> I think I'd go with the g3 for function, but the m14 for looks
[02:00:14] <Runaway1956> Army and Marines switched over to the M16, Navy got all the hand-me-downs
[02:00:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's some cedar trees out in my buddy's dad's pasture i'd like to chop down for him. 60 could do that pretty easily.
[02:00:24] <SirFinkus> I don't know shit, since I haven't carried anything in anger
[02:00:35] <SirFinkus> thought the m14 was still used for marksmen Runaway1956
[02:00:45] <SirFinkus> semi auto and all scoped up
[02:01:00] <Runaway1956> Some of the 14's have been modified, yes, they make great sniper rifles
[02:01:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> while back it was. not recently i don't think.
[02:01:15] <Runaway1956> but snipers don't shoot on semi-auto
[02:01:34] <SirFinkus> "The rifle remains in limited service in all branches of the U.S. military as an accurized competition weapon, a ceremonial weapon by honor guards, color guards, drill teams, and ceremonial guards, and sniper rifle/designated marksman rifle. "
[02:02:17] <Runaway1956> The 14 makes an awesome melee weapon with bayonet attached as well
[02:02:31] * Runaway1956 never quite figured out how to hold a 16 with a bayonet
[02:02:45] <SirFinkus> guess they use it a lot in the sandbox
[02:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, ignore the pistol grip and hold it like an m14
[02:03:03] <Runaway1956> Dunno about sandboxes, but we quelled a riot with them
[02:03:44] <SirFinkus> better yet, don't run out of ammo
[02:04:07] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh, yes, but we did make mention of logistics awhile back
[02:04:24] <Runaway1956> if an infantryman didn't have to carry hiw own water or ammo, he would have it made
[02:04:27] <SirFinkus> but god damn
[02:04:39] <SirFinkus> is there any rifle that's sexier than the m14?
[02:04:49] <SirFinkus> just aesthetics wise
[02:05:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i was always of the firm conviction that i was going to use boot tread rather than a bayonet if i ran out of ammo
[02:05:02] <Runaway1956> Maybe the Garand
[02:05:14] <SirFinkus> Runaway1956 yeah, maybe
[02:05:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, fuck stripper clips
[02:05:37] <SirFinkus> yeah, fuck the garand is pretty
[02:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> every damn time i try loading an m1 i'm certain i'm about to lose a finger
[02:06:22] <Runaway1956> Then again, there are all the multi-barrel guns - those are "sexy"
[02:06:25] <SirFinkus> I think the Lee Enfield mk4 is the better rifle from the period though
[02:07:05] <Runaway1956> There's just something about looking into four, five, six, or seven barrels
[02:07:15] <Runaway1956> there's a lotta death hiding in those dark holes
[02:07:16] <SirFinkus> you're on the wrong end
[02:07:27] <SirFinkus> my enfield has notches in the stock
[02:07:39] <SirFinkus> I hope they're nazis
[02:07:47] <Runaway1956> sirFinkus - you have no idea how BIG a fucking Thompson is, until you've looked into one from the wrong end
[02:07:59] <Runaway1956> You can roll a fucking WATERMELON through that barrel!
[02:07:59] <SirFinkus> probably not, but I like to think they are
[02:08:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima start putting notches in my keyboard for libtards pwned
[02:08:49] <SirFinkus> meh
[02:09:21] <SirFinkus> I've shot all the major rifles from ww2, the nicest one I shot and the one I shot best was the lee enfield
[02:09:34] <SirFinkus> not the full auto stuff
[02:09:38] <SirFinkus> talking grunt weapons
[02:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway. took the kiddos swimming today so i'm tired as hell. talk at you lot laters.
[02:09:51] <SirFinkus> k98, lee enfield, m1, carcono, mosin etc
[02:09:51] <Runaway1956> I've never fired a full auto - just semi
[02:10:24] <SirFinkus> m1 carbine too
[02:10:45] <Runaway1956> Not much difference betwee M1 and the carbine, really
[02:10:58] <Runaway1956> Not even much difference in weight
[02:11:22] <SirFinkus> except they're chambered in a different round?
[02:11:31] <SirFinkus> bit difference for me
[02:11:33] <Runaway1956> Get a carbine that has been modified, they can be pretty sweet though
[02:11:34] <SirFinkus> *big
[02:12:02] <SirFinkus> and it's half the weight
[02:12:11] <Runaway1956> shave off a couple pounds, accurize it, add a bit of padding - you end up with a nice hunting rifle
[02:12:21] <SirFinkus> it's completely different
[02:13:43] <SirFinkus> fuck that
[02:13:54] <Runaway1956> LOL
[02:13:56] <SirFinkus> if you're going to fuck up a rifle like that, use a SKS
[02:14:38] <SirFinkus> don't lol at me
[02:14:46] <Runaway1956> Oh jesus - my kid brother bought an SKS years ago, I swore I'd never own one
[02:14:51] <Runaway1956> utter piece of shit
[02:14:54] <SirFinkus> the m1 carbine and the m1 garand are completely different animals
[02:15:13] <SirFinkus> naw, they're good rifles
[02:15:19] <SirFinkus> for the price
[02:15:37] <SirFinkus> you just need one that hasn't been assembled from a box of parts randomly put together
[02:15:46] <Runaway1956> That's like buying a 3000 dollar car in today's world, and saying that it's a good car for the price
[02:16:09] <Runaway1956> hell, you can't buy a motorcycle for 3000
[02:16:25] <SirFinkus> I bought my car for 3k, and it's a damn good car
[02:16:56] <Runaway1956> You didn't buy a new car for 3000 - the car probably cost 15 to 20 thousand new
[02:17:04] <SirFinkus> oh, used
[02:17:11] <SirFinkus> where the fuck are you buying new skses?
[02:17:20] <SirFinkus> north korea?
[02:17:36] <Runaway1956> I'm not - kid brother bought it years ago - like - holy shit - a lifetime ago
[02:18:06] <Runaway1956> Damn, more than thirty years ago, anyway
[02:18:43] <SirFinkus> point is, they're like $250
[02:18:55] <SirFinkus> not really much else with the same feature set in that price range
[02:19:59] <Runaway1956> So, $125 or so can get you a POS pistol, $250 can get you a POS rifle, and ~$10,000 can get you a POS car
[02:20:10] <Runaway1956> if you like owning a piece of shit
[02:20:42] <SirFinkus> not a pos for the use-case I have in mind
[02:21:10] <Runaway1956> What - you're going to the DNC?
[02:21:20] <SirFinkus> lol
[02:21:31] <SirFinkus> my sks would be banned to fuck if they had their way
[02:21:35] <SirFinkus> it has a bayonet
[02:22:01] <Runaway1956> Yeah, civilians are always fearful of anything with a point on it
[02:22:19] <Runaway1956> it's like, the bullets are alright, but the point is dangerous
[02:22:48] <SirFinkus> as far as cheap rifles go, my m91/59 is what I'd take if shtf and I could only take one rifle
[02:22:55] <SirFinkus> cost me $100
[02:23:46] <Runaway1956> Used to be, the one rifle to keep at hand was a .22LR -
[02:24:12] <Runaway1956> survivalists prefer what, these days?
[02:24:15] <SirFinkus> yeah, thats smart
[02:24:22] <SirFinkus> realistically, that's the best option
[02:24:35] <SirFinkus> something retarded
[02:24:52] <SirFinkus> survivalists stockpile ammo and ar15s and shit
[02:24:55] <SirFinkus> which is stupid
[02:25:05] <SirFinkus> if you're using shittons of ammo, you're doing something wrong
[02:25:44] <Runaway1956> That's what I said back in the sixties when all my buddies had semi-auto hunting rifles, and i was still using a .22LR single shot
[02:25:46] <SirFinkus> my ammo is pretty cheap, can take any game (or man) in my area, and probably my continent
[02:25:54] <Runaway1956> On shot makes dinner, or you're fucking up
[02:26:05] <SirFinkus> and my rifle is reliable and accurate enough to last me my entire life
[02:26:29] <SirFinkus> I know ever detail of taking it apart and how each part works, not that there are many
[02:26:52] <Runaway1956> The fewer parts, the better . . . KISS
[02:26:59] <Runaway1956> Keep It Simple Stupid
[02:27:04] <SirFinkus> but, $100
[02:27:11] <SirFinkus> I don't think I could do better for shtf
[02:27:41] <SirFinkus> I don't have a good pistol for that yet, which is almost as important
[02:27:55] <Runaway1956> I guess it's about time I started moving . . . gotta work for my living
[02:28:14] <SirFinkus> people have this wet dream about sniping people from their cabin in the woods, but for personal defense, you need a pistol
[02:28:21] * Runaway1956 is faithful to the .45ACP model 1911
[02:28:32] <SirFinkus> I have one, but I want a 9mm
[02:29:08] <SirFinkus> or maybe even something like a cz 82
[02:29:12] <SirFinkus> I shoot best with that
[02:29:18] <Runaway1956> I still haven't met a 9mm that I really like, but my kid swears by them
[02:29:23] <SirFinkus> even if the round is kind of weak
[02:29:50] <Runaway1956> Didn't we have that conversation some time back?
[02:29:51] <SirFinkus> I figure 3 shitty rounds on target is better than one round on target in the same time
[02:29:54] <SirFinkus> I think so
[02:29:55] <Runaway1956> You shoot whatever you're good at
[02:30:02] <SirFinkus> I really should jsut get one
[02:30:08] <SirFinkus> they're like $300
[02:30:08] <Runaway1956> and you don't listen to assholes like me who are hung up on their own preferences
[02:30:26] <SirFinkus> I don't listen to assholes like you ever ;)
[02:30:36] <Runaway1956> Now you're learnin'
[02:30:52] <SirFinkus> but really, don't knock the SKS
[02:31:00] <SirFinkus> it's a decent rifle
[02:31:21] <Runaway1956> One bad experience, and a guy doesn't want to mess around with them again
[02:31:40] <SirFinkus> baboom?
[02:31:56] <SirFinkus> I like that they're dead simple
[02:31:57] <Runaway1956> Didn't blow up, but it was just so damned shoddy
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[02:32:09] <SirFinkus> the safety is a metal tab that blocks the trigger
[02:32:14] <SirFinkus> no voodoo
[02:32:21] <Runaway1956> It was less accurate than a 30-39
[02:32:35] <Runaway1956> 30-30 I meant
[02:32:47] <SirFinkus> accuracy isn't super important, as long as it shoots minute of nazi
[02:33:03] <SirFinkus> imo
[02:33:59] <Runaway1956> Later Sirfinkus - I'm heading out in just a few minutes
[02:34:16] <SirFinkus> ok, cya
[02:34:32] <SirFinkus> my last thought is that usually it's me, not the rifle that is innaccurate
[02:34:49] <SirFinkus> could just be an ergonomics thing, or you're a great shooter
[03:01:54] <SirFinkus> bernie getting bood
[03:01:56] <SirFinkus> booed
[03:02:54] <SirFinkus> lol
[03:02:55] <SirFinkus> some bitch
[03:02:59] <SirFinkus> literally crying
[03:06:24] <SirFinkus> lol, how much did he get paid?
[03:06:26] <SirFinkus> this is sad
[03:06:37] <SirFinkus> the crowd hates him
[03:06:47] <SirFinkus> such a fall from grace
[03:07:07] <SirFinkus> any time he mentions her name
[03:07:31] <SirFinkus> he should just say "fuck it" and say "vote for me, because this bitch ain't shit"
[03:07:42] <SirFinkus> he'd get applause
[03:08:46] <SirFinkus> oh man, that was a dig I think
[03:09:02] <SirFinkus> "this is an election for overturning citizens united"
[03:09:19] <SirFinkus> you know hillary is knee deep in that shit
[03:09:55] <SirFinkus> "and end the movement towards oligarcy we are seeing in this country"
[03:09:58] <SirFinkus> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[03:10:01] <SirFinkus> this fucker
[03:10:04] <SirFinkus> I love him
[03:10:15] <SirFinkus> he's shitting on her s
[03:10:29] <cmn32480> I give him credit for standing up for his principles
[03:10:31] <SirFinkus> it's great
[03:10:42] <cmn32480> however misguided I may think some of his ideas are
[03:10:46] <SirFinkus> it's like, a backhanded endorsement
[03:11:00] <cmn32480> better done then ted cruz?
[03:11:13] <SirFinkus> cruz wasn't subtle
[03:11:56] <SirFinkus> lol the people crying
[03:12:51] * cmn32480 kinda wishes she woudl take a header off the stage and get injured jsut enough that she couldn't run
[03:13:20] <Bytram> SirFinkus: did you lose a letter or two/ "he's shitting on her s" ???
[03:13:42] <SirFinkus> no, just added on on accident
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[03:18:27] <SirFinkus> oooh, he said black
[03:18:32] <SirFinkus> respect points for that
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[03:20:29] <cmn32480> was it followed by "lives matter"
[03:20:29] <SirFinkus> wait, hillary is anti tpp now?
[03:20:44] <SirFinkus> BREAKING FUCKING NEWS
[03:21:02] <cmn32480> don't break the news... it didn't do anythign to hurt you
[03:21:13] <cmn32480> Bernie shot on stage by hillary with a nerf gun?
[03:21:40] <SirFinkus> holy shit, is the crowd actually buying that?
[03:22:14] <cmn32480> they will eat any load of horse shit he puts out.. you klnow that
[03:22:43] <SirFinkus> like, wasn't she a supporter of TPP literally 5 minutes ago?
[03:23:07] <cmn32480> yep
[03:23:09] <SirFinkus> EMBARASSING
[03:23:14] <SirFinkus> oh wait
[03:23:17] <cmn32480> that may just be Bernie spewing to get his platform out
[03:23:20] <SirFinkus> EMBARASSING!
[03:23:30] <SirFinkus> it seemed backhanded
[03:24:35] <cmn32480> wel... I'll listen to the coverage tomorrow
[03:24:39] <cmn32480> for now, it is bedtime
[03:24:42] <cmn32480> ~gngiht SirFinkus
[03:24:53] <cmn32480> ~gnight SirFinkus
[03:24:55] * exec literally ships a buzz saw of perl with SirFinkus
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[03:26:29] <SirFinkus> night cmn32480
[03:26:36] <SirFinkus> hey daddy
[03:26:58] * cmn32480 rolls his eyes inot a sleeping position
[03:34:55] <SirFinkus> lol
[03:35:01] <SirFinkus> jesus is the fruit of thy womb
[03:35:05] <SirFinkus> that means he's GAY
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[10:19:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2756
[10:49:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[10:49:51] <MrPlow> Today: Scattered showers and thunderstorms. High 89F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 50%. Tomorrow: Scattered showers and thunderstorms. High near 90F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 60%.
[11:05:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Our Health Data is Being Ingested Into Silicon Valley's Gaping, Proprietary Maw - http://sylnt.us - data-you-can-sink-your-teeth-into
[11:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> time for me to run. see you lot laters.
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[11:27:11] <weeds> hello
[11:29:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> hello
[11:32:55] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:32:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2757
[11:33:02] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[11:33:04] * exec seductively tosses a dire ear of blood thinners to #soylent
[11:35:13] <cmn32480> ok
[11:35:21] <cmn32480> time to start dicking around w/ pfSense
[11:37:47] <takyon> staart dicking around in #editorial
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[12:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:26:56] * exec abrasively irritates a dongle of disagreement with cmn32480
[12:28:55] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:28:57] * exec cromulently writes a fanfic featuring an array of stinkfinger about TheMightyBuzzard
[12:29:03] <cmn32480> I won
[12:29:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> not by a lot but yep
[12:30:19] <cmn32480> how was the lake?
[12:32:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> lake then mcdonalds then creek. fun but exhausting.
[12:33:26] <cmn32480> no frozen kkids?
[12:35:11] <cmn32480> my wife did the same w/ our kids (the creek), said the water was cold adn the kids had a blast
[12:36:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Are Questionable Drug Tests Filling U.S. Prisons? - http://sylnt.us - I'm-positive-there-are-false-positives
[12:40:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they was kidcicles but not quite hypothermia
[12:40:33] <cmn32480> but as long as they had a good time.. that's all that matters
[12:40:42] <cmn32480> I bet you dipped yer toes in the cool water too
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[12:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it was like a berzillion degrees, so yep
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[13:14:00] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[13:14:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> just added a Bewbs nexus to dev
[13:14:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:15:02] <systemd> ^ 03SN (dev) article: bewbs
[13:16:42] <paulej72> cmn32480: I do not have tethering on my plan. and its a work phone so not easy to add it.
[13:16:56] * TheMightyBuzzard has half a mind to add a couple nexuses to live
[13:17:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, mornin
[13:17:18] <Runaway1956> ~grab TheMightyBuzzard
[13:17:21] <paulej72> moring buzz
[13:17:32] <Runaway1956> #grab TheMightyBuzzard
[13:17:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> turns out adding nexuses is pretty easy
[13:17:38] <paulej72> ~weather
[13:17:40] <exec> 10Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 79°F / 26°C, sunny, wind NW at 8 mph, humidity 76% - Tuesday partly cloudy (67°F:95°F / 19°C:35°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (67°F:92°F / 19°C:33°C), Thursday mostly sunny (72°F:94°F / 22°C:34°C), Friday thunderstorm (69°F:87°F / 21°C:31°C)
[13:17:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab Runaway1956
[13:17:45] <Bender> Added quote 755
[13:18:10] * Runaway1956 sighs
[13:18:15] <paulej72> do you have an icon for that nexus?
[13:18:30] <Runaway1956> Good morning, Half A Mind Buzzard
[13:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> not yet but i'm relatively certain there's something on the internet i can use
[13:19:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i got me an icon idear...
[13:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ( o Y o ) rendered into a png should bout do it
[13:24:23] * Runaway1956 passes around the fresh coffee
[13:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas a fine idear. and a smoke.
[13:26:20] <Runaway1956> No one has submitted any commentary on the DNC? I'm amazed.
[13:26:55] <paulej72> no one is watching it
[13:26:59] * Runaway1956 hits the news feeds to see what outrageous shit the dems have been up to overnight
[13:27:47] <cmn32480> paulej72 - I use PDAnet from June Fabrics
[13:28:03] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh, Literally Hitlery bows out of the race, to make way for Bernie.
[13:28:09] <Runaway1956> Simply unbelievable.
[13:28:52] <paulej72> cmn: Currently PdaNet is not available through App Store. You will need to jailbreak your iPhone (see instructions) first and install it through Cydia.
[13:30:04] <Runaway1956> More important than the convention - two ISIS freaks attacked a Christian Mass, and killed the priest, in front of the congregation
[13:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, appears i missed something in nexus setup. it's not showing up in the editor choosy thing. will find it later.
[13:49:50] <Runaway1956> #submit https://nypost.com
[13:49:51] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:50:17] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:50:31] <boru> #submit https://www.cam.ac.uk
[13:50:33] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:50:55] <boru> I'll start submitting properly again when work settles down a bit and I can shirk again.
[13:50:59] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[13:58:28] <SoyCow6719> The Pending Stories list is almost empty. I've submitted a couple stories, but that is all I have time for. Thanks to any editors that add some stories to the list.
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[14:09:36] <Runaway1956> I got a cool image on facebook I was gonna offer you guys - but the fekkin' URL is ten pages long
[14:11:29] <boru> 'View Image' -> tinyurl, perhaps.
[14:12:10] <Runaway1956> Ehhh - I just closed Facebook - I posted some insults to Mark Suckerberg, and logged out, LOL
[14:12:41] <Runaway1956> Old panel truck has been sitting in a field so long, a thrity foot oak tree has grown up through the missing windwhield
[14:12:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm sure he'll see them and cry all the way to his multimillion dollar yacht
[14:13:28] <Runaway1956> I'm sure that people who know me will see them. Some won't care, others will get pissed. No one will do anything though.
[14:15:13] <Runaway1956> The latest "proof" of ghosts - https://www.youtube.com
[14:15:19] <systemd> ^ 03Internet freaked over CCTV showing ‘ghost’ getting into taxi - YouTube
[14:38:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thermal Vents May be the Wellspring of Life - http://sylnt.us - harsh-environments
[14:46:37] <takyon> I like how the ghost video only shows one frame of the video
[14:46:50] <takyon> and has a text-to-speech voiceover that says "net-tie-zens"
[14:49:33] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[14:49:39] <systemd> ^ 03How To Make Latte Art - YouTube
[14:50:03] <boru> His video on how to build a PC is still the best one.
[14:50:20] <boru> This one: https://www.youtube.com
[14:50:21] <systemd> ^ 03How To Build a Computer - YouTube
[14:50:37] <boru> Audio helps.
[15:06:33] <Runaway1956> Damn - vmware workstation is going to take at least an hour just to download for me . . .
[15:06:39] <Runaway1956> emerge layman
[15:06:40] <Runaway1956> layman -L
[15:06:40] <Runaway1956> layman -a vmware
[15:06:40] <Runaway1956> echo "source /var/lib/layman/make.conf"
[15:06:40] <Runaway1956> emerge vmware-workstation
[15:20:27] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[15:20:33] <systemd> ^ 03How To Be Sexy - YouTube
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[19:22:05] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com lol
[19:22:11] <systemd> ^ 03Sarah Silverman - Full Speech Democratic Convention 2016 - July 25 - YouTube
[19:22:23] <SirFinkus> eggselent
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