#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-25

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[00:40:41] <paulej72> hola soylent
[00:41:02] <paulej72> been doing sysops stuff in the background this weeken
[01:40:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Physical Key Extraction Attacks on PCs - http://sylnt.us - keys-to-the-kingdom
[01:53:27] <Bytram|away> #submit https://lkml.org "So, after a slight delay due to my travels, I'm back, and 4.7 is out."
[01:53:28] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[01:54:00] <Bytram|away> #smake MrPlow (I *gave* you a summary you could use!)
[01:54:00] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow (I *gave* you a summary you could use!) upside the head with an unhandled exception
[01:54:36] <Bytram|away> ~submit https://lkml.org
[01:54:40] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
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[02:19:55] <Bytram> whereto? http://feedproxy.google.com
[02:19:56] <systemd> ^ 03DNC head resigns over WikiLeak email dump - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[03:11:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - No Blanket Olympics Ban for Russian Athletes - http://sylnt.us - cleaning-up-the-competition
[03:14:17] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
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[03:22:54] <paulej72> his bouncer I presume
[04:42:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prime Minister of Nepal Resigns - http://sylnt.us - world-in-turmoil
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[06:44:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Democratic Party Chair to Resign Over Wikileaks Emails - http://sylnt.us - another-election-season-trainwreck
[08:15:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Video: "One Year on Earth" from NASA's DISCOVR - http://sylnt.us - time-lapse-photography
[10:16:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox Sets Kill-Flash Schedule - http://sylnt.us - 'bout-time
[10:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:16:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2752
[10:55:36] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:55:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2753
[10:59:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:59:03] * exec ironically slides a ring buffer of time to cmn32480
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[11:20:11] <boru> scaphism++
[11:20:11] <Bender> karma - scaphism: 1
[11:20:33] * boru prepares managers for orbital ejection.
[11:21:27] * TheMightyBuzzard prepares himself for taking four kids to the lake
[11:21:47] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[11:21:49] * exec analiciously piles an F cup of chicken fingers on the
[11:21:54] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:21:56] * exec explicitly $action a used franger of windows vista $preposition TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> you win
[11:22:31] <cmn32480> you'd have won if I got the name right on the first one
[11:23:01] <cmn32480> ~weather bumfuck, OK
[11:23:03] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:23:12] <Naze> lol
[11:23:16] <Naze> chicken fingers though
[11:23:41] <cmn32480> an F cup of chicken fingers would make the trip to the lake with all 4 kids a lot easier
[11:24:02] <cmn32480> ~gday Naze
[11:24:04] * exec historically slides a hemp bag of bean dip to Naze
[11:24:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather sulfur, ok
[11:24:20] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 99F. Winds WSW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 102F. Winds W at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:24:32] <cmn32480> f**k that
[11:24:37] <cmn32480> `~weather baltimore
[11:24:44] <cmn32480> ~weather baltimore
[11:24:46] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 82°F / 28°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 2 mph, humidity 77% - Monday partly cloudy (80°F:100°F / 27°C:38°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (78°F:94°F / 26°C:34°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (77°F:95°F / 25°C:35°C), Thursday mostly sunny (79°F:96°F / 26°C:36°C)
[11:24:54] <cmn32480> f**k that too!
[11:25:34] <Naze> It's like 77% humidity here right now
[11:25:43] <Naze> it's already 80
[11:25:50] <cmn32480> it feels like more then that here... it rained last night
[11:25:54] <Naze> 7:25 AM
[11:25:59] <cmn32480> breathing outside is like trying to do it through a wet rag
[11:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, thas fine. we're bailing from the lake around 10:30 and going to "little niagra". s'a falls on a creek that feeds said lake. water's about 40F all year round and plenty of trees shading the old folks who don't wanna splash around.
[11:26:17] <Naze> same, rained here too last night
[11:26:58] * cmn32480 hopes the office AC doenst' go up
[11:26:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> you actually gotta keep an eye on the kids for hypothermia
[11:27:24] <cmn32480> ^^ things I can wish for today
[11:27:29] <Naze> you must be scary close
[11:27:56] <cmn32480> possible.
[11:28:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://spectrum.ieee.org
[11:28:44] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:28:56] <cmn32480> What if I don't wanna be patient?
[11:29:09] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:29:44] <Runaway1956> Don't wanna be patient? Exec can make you a patient.
[11:30:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but he can't make me a sammich
[11:30:23] <cmn32480> yeah.. but being that kind of patient comes wiht an "I Love me" jacket
[11:30:34] <cmn32480> ~gday Runaway1956
[11:30:36] * exec cromulently hangs a trigger warning sign about a mouthful of cromulence on Runaway1956
[11:30:40] <Runaway1956> sudo make me a sammich
[11:30:40] <Naze> he COULD make you a sandwhich
[11:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~sammich
[11:30:50] <Naze> perl and servos
[11:30:56] <Naze> be a horrible sammich machine
[11:31:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but exec is written in php
[11:31:03] <Runaway1956> ~gday cmn32480
[11:31:05] * exec dexterously nudges a satchel of jihads toward cmn32480
[11:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow used to be perl but i got tired of seeing a 60+MB bot
[11:31:41] <Naze> php would work, you'd either wrap exec / shell, or build some sammich library
[11:32:09] <Naze> I just said perl because it was all the rage back in the good ol' days
[11:32:11] <cmn32480> exec is a series of scripts... pick yer language and go wiht it
[11:32:17] <Naze> especially with kinnects
[11:32:20] <Naze> and what have you
[11:32:36] <Naze> so make it, make you a sammich
[11:32:52] <cmn32480> I know for sure he is running Php and some python
[11:33:00] * cmn32480 is no codeer.. I'm jsut the op for the bot
[11:33:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should make a #sammich command
[11:33:28] <Naze> I've always wanted to make one of those rube goldberg machines, but one that makes me breakfast when I wake up
[11:33:29] <Runaway1956> no codeer, but maybe a killdeer
[11:33:32] <cmn32480> play w/ exec ewnough and he'll give you a vibrating rooster sammich
[11:34:26] <cmn32480> never had the opportunity Runaway1956, but I find them very tasty when peopls give me the prekilled kind
[11:35:10] <Naze> mmm, venison
[11:35:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> not i. gamy meat is not to my taste.
[11:35:38] <Naze> What about say... bison?
[11:35:48] <cmn32480> to each his own
[11:35:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'm a lousy indian like that.
[11:36:00] <Naze> aren't we all buzzard
[11:36:04] <Naze> xD
[11:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, cows is easier to shoot with a bow n arrow.
[11:36:10] <Runaway1956> Problem with killdeer, they're so hard to find when they hit the ground - https://www.allaboutbirds.org
[11:36:12] <systemd> ^ 03Killdeer, Identification, All About Birds - Cornell Lab of Ornithology
[11:36:33] * cmn32480 goes for a coffee refill befor the hordes get here
[11:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> no horse required. just walk up to some rancher's fence, aim, fire.
[11:37:00] * Runaway1956 plays Horatius at the Gate while cmn32480 is gone
[11:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.bbc.com
[11:37:42] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:38:02] <cmn32480> dear god.. radio just said heat index of 105-112 today
[11:38:07] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:38:13] * cmn32480 needs to move north
[11:39:30] * TheMightyBuzzard needs to move south
[11:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather kingstown, saint vincent
[11:40:37] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny to partly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High near 95F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 94F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph.
[11:41:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> tropical and cooler than here
[11:43:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'm out
[11:44:38] * Runaway1956 has learned not to listen to the weather report during the summer
[11:44:59] <Naze> +1
[11:45:08] <Runaway1956> I'd much rather not know that it's fucking hot - I can pretend that it's only 95 or so
[11:45:30] <Naze> It's like knowing makes it hotter
[11:45:45] <boru> #convert 95F to not silly units
[11:45:50] <boru> For shame.
[11:46:06] <Naze> about 35
[11:46:17] <boru> Sheesh, that's fairly warm alright.
[11:46:36] <boru> I tend to start suffering around 20C.
[11:46:57] * Runaway1956 prefers farenhiet, below 70 degrees
[11:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Completes First Test Flights of its Solar-Powered Aquila Internet Drone - http://sylnt.us - kiss-the-rest-of-your-privacy-goodbye
[11:48:40] <Naze> mmm, data drones
[11:48:54] <boru> Did you say free drones?
[11:49:36] <Naze> they
[11:49:36] <boru> That's quite kind of clownbook, to just donate free drones to the public like that.
[11:49:42] <Naze> will bring you freedom alright
[11:49:59] <boru> No, no! Please don't liberate us!
[11:50:09] <Naze> they'll liberate your ass quicker than flies on shit
[11:50:25] <Naze> #democracymotherfuckers
[11:58:50] <cmn32480> ~converrt 95 f c
[11:58:55] <cmn32480> ~convert 95 f c
[11:58:56] <exec> 0395°F = 35°C
[11:59:03] <cmn32480> boru - you had the wrong bot
[11:59:40] <boru> Oh, I wasn't even aware a bot here had the capability. I was being facetious.
[11:59:52] <boru> ~convert 95 f non-silly units
[11:59:53] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[11:59:56] <boru> Pft.
[12:00:32] <Naze> lol
[12:01:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~convert 95 °F °C
[12:01:38] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:01:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~convert 95 F C
[12:01:45] <exec> 0395°F = 35°C
[12:01:58] <boru> ~convert 100 m furlongs per fortnight
[12:02:00] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:02:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~convert 1000 attoparsec meters
[12:02:12] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:02:12] <boru> ~convert 100 m p
[12:02:13] <Naze> but, what about Kelvin?
[12:02:15] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
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[12:02:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> boru: you can't convert meters to pence.
[12:02:40] <boru> I made a typo, silly.
[12:02:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~convert 100 cm in
[12:02:43] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:02:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~convert 0.1 meter inch
[12:02:58] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:03:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> this conversion routine needs work, I think.
[12:03:14] <boru> Aye.
[12:03:18] <boru> ~convert 100 C K
[12:03:19] <exec> 03100°C = 373.15 K
[12:03:23] <boru> ~convert 100 C R
[12:03:24] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:03:25] <Naze> boom
[12:04:12] <boru> I wonder if it differentiates African and European swallows for airspeed velocity calculations.
[12:12:03] <cmn32480> it needs some tlc
[12:12:06] <cmn32480> ~blame
[12:12:08] * exec points at Bytram
[12:12:17] <cmn32480> and there you go!
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[12:20:35] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:20:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2754
[12:20:40] <Bytram> !uid
[12:20:40] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6295, owned by driven
[12:21:28] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:21:29] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 72°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 5 mph, humidity 68% - Monday isolated thunderstorms (72°F:89°F), Tuesday sunny (71°F:93°F), Wednesday sunny (70°F:89°F), Thursday partly cloudy (70°F:90°F)
[12:21:31] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:21:33] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 70°F, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 1 mph, humidity 73% - Monday scattered thunderstorms (66°F:77°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (65°F:87°F), Wednesday sunny (64°F:82°F), Thursday partly cloudy (63°F:78°F)
[12:21:36] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:21:38] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 67°F, sunny, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 79% - Monday partly cloudy (61°F:83°F), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (58°F:79°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (58°F:83°F), Thursday scattered showers (55°F:81°F)
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[12:25:09] <cmn32480> #join #editorial
[12:26:13] <Bytram> cmn32480: do you happen to know where on github the code is for exec?
[12:26:23] <cmn32480> yes
[12:26:29] <Bytram> good.
[12:26:31] <Bytram> =)
[12:26:51] <cmn32480> would you like the link?
[12:26:56] <Bytram> would be willing to take a quick look at the convert code for ya, if you'd like
[12:27:08] * cmn32480 wasn't aware you speak php
[12:27:10] <Bytram> but kinda hard if I don't know where it's at
[12:27:30] <boru> Speaking PHP is not something people generally want to admit to.
[12:27:33] <Runaway1956> ~convert 9 shoesize to IQ
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[12:27:34] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:27:34] <Bytram> I've taught myself prolly a dozen languages just from looking at code....
[12:27:50] <cmn32480> https://github.com
[12:27:50] <systemd> ^✓ 03GitHub - crutchy-/exec-irc-bot ( https://github.com )
[12:27:52] <takyon_> "languages"
[12:28:02] <cmn32480> in the scripts directory
[12:28:04] <cmn32480> convert.php
[12:28:05] <Runaway1956> langranges
[12:28:35] * cmn32480 wishes somebody hadn't stolen the faN OUT OF MY OFFICE
[12:28:55] <takyon_> I stole an 8-inch fan
[12:28:57] <boru> Is that a stable point to learn languages?
[12:28:57] <takyon_> thing is great
[12:29:03] <cmn32480> is a simple call to google bytram.. my expectaion is that google changed something
[12:29:20] <takyon_> an 8-inch desk fan costs all of $10 cmn
[12:29:25] <Bytram> hmmm, interesting
[12:29:52] <boru> Tough crowd.
[12:30:01] <boru> Aye, those little clip fans are great.
[12:31:14] <cmn32480> mine is an 18in floor fan
[12:31:16] <Runaway1956> cmn32480 - some broad stole your fan - https://securethumbs.ebay.com
[12:31:38] <boru> Those are also good. I picked up a 36" drum fan.
[12:31:44] <boru> It's a bit noisy, but very effective.
[12:32:12] <takyon_> kinda want one of those Dyson bladeless fans
[12:32:15] <takyon_> but they are like $200+
[12:32:18] <boru> They're crap.
[12:32:27] <takyon_> yeah but are they noisy
[12:32:35] <boru> Well, they're not silent.
[12:32:56] <boru> I have a desk fan from the 90s that I replaced the bearing in and it's quieter without the housing.
[12:33:17] <boru> Large blades, low velocity == good airflow/noise ratio.
[12:36:27] <cmn32480> yeah.. but the A/c in their section of the office has been a bit fritzy... and ours works pretty well.. so I cna't really complain
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[12:46:42] <Bytram> ~convert 30 f c
[12:46:43] <exec> 0330°F = -1.111°C
[12:46:47] <Bytram> ~convert 30 c f
[12:46:48] <exec> 0330°C = 86°F
[12:46:52] <Bytram> ~convert 30 c k
[12:46:54] <exec> 0330°C = 303.15 K
[12:46:59] <Bytram> ~convert 30 f k
[12:47:00] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:47:40] <Bytram> ~convert 30 in mm
[12:47:41] <exec> 0330 in = 762 mm
[12:47:48] <Bytram> ~convert 30 in m
[12:47:49] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:47:55] <Bytram> ~convert 30 in km
[12:47:56] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:48:04] <Bytram> ~convert 30 mm inch
[12:48:05] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:48:07] <Bytram> ~convert 30 mm in
[12:48:08] <exec> 0330 mm = 1.181 in
[12:48:20] <Bytram> ~convert 30 kg pound
[12:48:22] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:48:25] <Bytram> ~convert 30 kg lb
[12:48:27] <exec> 0330 kg = 66.139 lb
[12:50:37] <takyon_> why
[12:51:01] <takyon_> ~convert 50 tb loc
[12:51:03] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[12:51:32] <paulej72> coffee++
[12:51:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2755
[12:53:45] <paulej72> exec need to be aware of The Register's units. http://www.theregister.co.uk
[12:53:46] <systemd> ^ 03The Reg online standards converter
[12:54:29] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy paulej72> exec need to be aware of The Register's units. http://www.theregister.co.uk
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[13:01:21] <weeds> Happy Monday y'all
[13:03:19] <cmn32480> oh great
[13:03:34] <cmn32480> they are sending me to a facility that requires PAPR
[13:03:53] * cmn32480 looks at the calendar and wonders if he can pawn this one off on somebody else....
[13:10:53] <paulej72> bio hazards?
[13:13:37] <takyon_> biohazard alert!
[13:13:45] <takyon_> zombies releaaaaaased
[13:15:20] <Bytram> brain cramp -- what is the unix utility that does conversions?
[13:16:35] <Bytram> hmmm, looks to be 'units'
[13:17:26] <cmn32480> paulej72 - yeah.. pharmaceutical place
[13:17:36] <cmn32480> I'm REALLY not looking forward to it.
[13:18:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Verizon to Buy (Parts of) Yahoo! For $4.83 Billion - http://sylnt.us - how-the-once-mighty-have-fallen
[13:19:22] <Bytram> cmn32480: what is a 'PAPR'
[13:19:47] <cmn32480> Powered Air Purifying Respirator
[13:20:00] <cmn32480> what you gotta wear around nasty stuff
[13:20:31] <Bytram> ewww!
[13:20:47] <paulej72> naah, they just don't want you getting the drugs for free
[13:22:58] <Runaway1956> ~convert 1 au mile
[13:22:59] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[13:23:57] <Runaway1956> ~convert 10 km mile
[13:23:59] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[13:24:38] <takyon_> ~convert 4 ly km
[13:24:39] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[13:29:18] <boru> Needs LDs and pc!
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[15:17:05] <weeds> Hello fellers, I just had a project dropped on me and I need a developer who knows Java and MongoDB... Anyone interested, have any advice?
[15:17:53] <boru> Abandon all hope.
[15:18:14] <boru> Keep milk in the fridge to stop it going off.
[15:18:26] <boru> When you lick stamps, ensure you get all the corners, and not just the top.
[15:18:59] <boru> That's about all the advice I have for the moment.
[15:19:36] <weeds> I was kind of referring to advice about Java and MongoDB, but those are good too.
[15:34:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> My advice on Java: Find out what version of the JRE is on the host(s) the project needs to run on.
[15:34:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> Compiling your stuff to Java 8 when it needs to run on Java 5 kind of sucks.
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[15:46:47] <weeds> Seem to hve lost my connection
[15:47:18] <weeds> any interest in doing the work?
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[16:10:04] <Naze> Sorry, Java's not my cup of tea
[16:10:16] <Naze> but out of interest, what's the project? If I may ask.
[16:10:45] <cmn32480> cripe... it's noon already? I don't think I've gotten thing one completed today
[16:11:17] <Naze> I've been busy all day working on super secret things
[16:11:24] <cmn32480> other then to tell our South Carolina office that if they continue to stream Hulu, of course they are gonna have bandwidth issues
[16:11:33] <Naze> lol
[16:26:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> weeds: I have experience in Java but not MongoDB. I also have a day job. So the questions are: (a) is experience with MongoDB a necessity, or just nice-to-have? (b) is there a limited time-frame to get this done? and (c) does it pay enough to be worth my time?
[16:27:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> (on consideration, (c) is probably the most important question.)
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[16:31:10] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd: MongoDB isn't a requirement. I inherited an application that was written a couple of years ago. It was subcontracted and no one bothered to make sure we would be able to maintain it. Now custoemr wants changes...
[16:31:40] <weeds> Time frame is tight, I don't know what your time is worth... :)
[16:37:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> ehhh....
[16:37:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> I kinda want to take your money
[16:37:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> but I am worried about my ability to deliver.
[16:37:43] <Naze> I wish prostitutes would say that more
[16:38:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[16:40:05] <Naze> honesty is the best policy
[16:42:04] <Gravis> Naze: are you sure because it didn't work out for the nazis. ;D
[16:43:09] <Naze> I rather someone honestly hated me, than pretended to like me
[17:22:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Super-Hard Metal 'Four Times Tougher Than Titanium' - http://sylnt.us - expensive-new-joint
[17:33:29] <cmn32480> think I'll get in trouble f I start shooting the users?
[17:33:58] <Naze> might be cheaper and easier to shoot yourself?
[17:39:33] <cmn32480> but I actually LIKE me
[17:40:06] <cmn32480> it's really the users that I have sent the same instructions to 3 times who claim I never sent them.
[17:40:49] <Naze> maybe you didn't send them
[17:41:16] <cmn32480> I have forwarded the original email (with the attachment) twice.
[17:41:43] <Naze> then fuck em
[17:53:49] <cmn32480> if I wasn't married....
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[21:26:12] <paulej72> !moo
[21:26:19] <paulej72> ~moo
[21:26:20] <exec> (__)
[21:26:20] <exec> (oo)
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[21:26:21] <exec> / | ||
[21:26:22] <exec> * /\---/\
[21:26:23] <exec> ~~ ~~
[21:26:24] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[21:48:27] <SirFinkus> "The Advocate endorses @HillaryClinton, the only candidate who is a champion of #LGBT causes. bit.ly/2a1B6Jn pic.twitter.com/BXErGabIqL"
[21:48:32] <SirFinkus> https://www.c-span.org
[21:48:33] <SirFinkus> lol
[21:48:39] <systemd> ^ 03Hillary Clinton Gay Marriage 2004 | User Clip | C-SPAN.org
[22:10:00] <paulej72> I have no power
[22:10:01] <paulej72> storm killed it
[22:10:04] <paulej72> plus it's hot as hell
[22:10:50] <SirFinkus> ouch
[22:12:04] <paulej72> all I have is my phone for Internet and I can't tether
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[23:24:12] <cmn32480> was nice of the wife to let me know that her friend and 3 kids were staying over.... and that she and the friend were going out for dinner leaving me to mind the 5 kids under 9... the 18yr old went out
[23:24:35] <cmn32480> why can't you tether?
[23:24:43] <cmn32480> paulej72 ^^
[23:24:49] <SirFinkus> cmn32480: time to be the cool uncle
[23:25:01] <cmn32480> they nare watching ET... Im making my dinner
[23:25:17] <SirFinkus> show them jurassic park
[23:25:17] <cmn32480> somehow their dinner of fish sticks and macoroni adn cheese just wasn't gonna do it for me
[23:25:25] <cmn32480> my kids have already seen it
[23:25:42] <SirFinkus> you've gotta be a bad influence
[23:26:09] <cmn32480> I'm drinking heavily...
[23:26:18] <SirFinkus> share
[23:26:55] <cmn32480> I hate it when she surprises me like this
[23:27:09] <cmn32480> but on the up side.. I get to have my favorite meal....
[23:27:12] <cmn32480> steak and eggs
[23:27:17] <SirFinkus> children?
[23:27:18] <SirFinkus> oh
[23:30:21] <cmn32480> adn the kids won't aks for any of the egss because they have hot peppers in them
[23:32:09] <SirFinkus> try pepperchinis
[23:32:15] <SirFinkus> or however the fuck you spell it
[23:32:26] <SirFinkus> not just in eggs
[23:32:29] <SirFinkus> just in general
[23:32:32] <SirFinkus> on everything
[23:33:28] <cmn32480> these have some cooked cayenne in them
[23:33:33] <cmn32480> holy fuck are they hot
[23:33:49] <SirFinkus> nice, I tend to like my eggs more peppery than hot
[23:34:08] <cmn32480> the sweat is rolling off my bald head
[23:34:12] <cmn32480> holy God
[23:34:20] <SirFinkus> paprika is good too
[23:34:54] <cmn32480> yeah
[23:37:50] <Runaway1956> The DNC circus is off to a hell of a start - the Wasserman-Schultz bitch DID NOT get to bang her little gavel to open any ceremonies
[23:38:32] <cmn32480> holy fuck that chunk of cayenne...
[23:38:37] <cmn32480> oh my god
[23:38:40] <cmn32480> I think I'm gonna die
[23:38:54] * cmn32480 sticks face in ice water
[23:39:18] <SirFinkus> Advocate endorse hillary for being a "champion of lgbt issues"
[23:39:25] <SirFinkus> https://www.c-span.org
[23:39:25] <systemd> ^✓ 03Hillary Clinton Gay Marriage 2004 | User Clip | C-SPAN.org
[23:39:27] * Runaway1956 laughs at the masochistic need to imbibe in poisonous foods
[23:39:29] <cmn32480> saw that earlier
[23:39:39] <SirFinkus> more for Runaway1956
[23:40:03] <cmn32480> it is the burn on the way OUT that is gonna really hurt
[23:40:20] * cmn32480 makes a note the send the rest of them to TheMightyBuzzard
[23:40:58] <Runaway1956> You need some jalabaneros - those bastards can give you blisters just by handling them
[23:45:59] <SirFinkus> oh, hillary is going to end opiate addiction
[23:46:20] <SirFinkus> that's fucking great, they've been trying to do that for a while
[23:46:41] <Runaway1956> I'm hoping that the near riots in Philadelphia end up with Sanders being nominated
[23:47:05] * Runaway1956 wants to see Wasserman-Schultz and Clinton run out of town on a rail
[23:47:47] <Runaway1956> The DNC email leaks are fueiling a lot of the crap tonight, LMAO
[23:48:24] <SirFinkus> meh, it's all shit that anyone that's remotely been paying attention already knows or guesses
[23:48:35] <SirFinkus> man, that sentence was an abortion
[23:48:57] <Runaway1956> You're right, but when the masses find out about that shit, stuff starts happening
[23:49:14] <SirFinkus> nope, she's next president
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[23:49:31] <Runaway1956> Lotsa pissed off people are beginning to understand that she's just another corporate whore
[23:49:36] <SirFinkus> lol
[23:49:39] <SirFinkus> speak of the devil
[23:49:49] <SirFinkus> she's going to win
[23:50:06] * Runaway1956 still hopes she suffers a stroke
[23:50:08] <HillDawg2016> If she wins, she will cause a chimpout of epic proportions.
[23:50:17] <SirFinkus> unlikely
[23:50:36] <HillDawg2016> What is disturbing is how much of the media is colluding to get her elected.
[23:50:52] <Runaway1956> she claimed that blood clot, remember? All she needs is a little bitty blood clot to fuck up her brain
[23:51:06] <Runaway1956> That's what a lot of us have been saying all along
[23:51:11] <HillDawg2016> There will be a lot less sceptics of the Jewish Conspiracy and a lot more believers after this election, whether or not she wins.
[23:51:21] <Runaway1956> the media played hard ball with Sanders, and soft ball with Hillary
[23:51:30] <HillDawg2016> Yeah, they fucked Bernie over.
[23:51:51] <HillDawg2016> Love him or hate him, he was done dirty. I think he should team up with a third-party candidate.
[23:52:07] <SirFinkus> him and stein would do well together
[23:52:08] <Runaway1956> I can't bear to watch the DNC, but I'm hoping that something really unusual happens tonight
[23:52:32] <HillDawg2016> I want to see Assange's trump card.
[23:52:38] <cmn32480> for get them being run out of town on a rail... keep them in town.. .with their heads on pikes
[23:52:49] <SirFinkus> HillDawg2016: it probably sucks
[23:53:00] <SirFinkus> whenever he makes a big deal about leaking something, it's always shit
[23:53:04] <Runaway1956> headless bodies hung in gibbets?
[23:53:08] <Runaway1956> sounds good to me
[23:53:21] <SirFinkus> if it really was good, it'd be out already because they don't want to get scooped
[23:53:28] <HillDawg2016> Yeah, it probably does, but all it has to do is sew enough doubt to cause an intra-Democrat party chimpout...more than that which is ALREADY going on.
[23:53:50] <SirFinkus> the cruz trump thing was pretty funny
[23:53:55] <SirFinkus> trump handled it perfectly
[23:53:58] <SirFinkus> made cruz look like a bitch
[23:54:08] <Runaway1956> It's been noted several times that this election is Clinton's to lose
[23:54:19] <cmn32480> by whom? the DNC?
[23:54:23] <Runaway1956> She has all the money, all the endorsements, but she's a total screwup
[23:54:23] <cmn32480> or the MSM?
[23:54:33] <SirFinkus> which is true, cruz's speech was a bitch move
[23:54:39] <cmn32480> and a complete crook
[23:54:43] <Runaway1956> Mostly by talking heads who are not part of MSM
[23:55:05] <cmn32480> i would say that it probably is hers to lose
[23:55:07] <SirFinkus> don't blame me, I'm voting for Johnson
[23:55:26] <HillDawg2016> Agreed on Cruz, fink. It just goes to show how out-of-touch the "establishment" is.
[23:55:42] <Runaway1956> I don't even know if Arkansas voting officials know how to spell Johnson
[23:55:59] <cmn32480> arkansas?
[23:55:59] <SirFinkus> I probably misspelled it too
[23:56:00] <cmn32480> hell no
[23:56:10] <HillDawg2016> Runaway1956, but they do know how to point to their dicks. That's sufficient.
[23:56:19] <cmn32480> they will only be ale to spell Clinton by looking at the old gubernatorial ballots
[23:56:48] <Runaway1956> Trump will be easy for them though - they all spend years playing cards in prison
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[23:57:10] <HillDawg2016> You all can thank me when Trump wins and America is Made Great Again.
[23:57:13] <SirFinkus> all the cool kids are calling him drumpf or something
[23:57:25] <SirFinkus> I don't care to look into why
[23:57:35] <HillDawg2016> Anyway, I'm gonna grab a beer. Peace out fellas. May the next round of weeks bring chimpouts of epic proportions, no matter your political preference.
[23:57:36] <HillDawg2016> !
[23:57:49] <SirFinkus> sounds like a good idea
[23:57:54] <cmn32480> see ya ef
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[23:58:03] <Runaway1956> All the cool kids in thier pumped up kicks beter run better run better run
[23:58:38] <SirFinkus> Fresh White Reeboks Kickin' Your Ass!
[23:58:57] <Runaway1956> Reeboks are so gay . . .
[23:59:09] <Runaway1956> Wolverines, FTW
[23:59:51] <cmn32480> so Hillary sports Reeboks?