#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-24
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[00:19:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mormon Tycoon aims to Build Utopia in Vermont - http://sylnt.us - for-certain-values-of-utopia
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[01:50:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Four Patients Partially Blinded at Utrecht Hospital - http://sylnt.us - the-hospital-didn't-see-that-coming
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[03:28:08] <Bytram> audioguy++
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[03:28:10] <Bytram> audioguy++
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[03:52:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Wild Birds Team Up With Humans To Guide Them To Honey - http://sylnt.us - how-sweet || Server Reboots / Upgrades [Updated #4] - http://sylnt.us - ups-and-downs
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[05:23:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Super-Eruptions May Give Only a Year's Warning - http://sylnt.us - what-a-blast!
[07:24:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Donuts in Flight in First US-Approved Drone Delivery - http://sylnt.us - i'll-still-have-to-get-up-and-answer-the-door
[08:56:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This $50 Android Smartphone may be the Best Deal in Tech - http://sylnt.us - cheap-but-not-"cheap"
[10:16:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:16:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2751
[10:27:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Colorado Town's Water May Be Tainted With Marijuana - http://sylnt.us - when-brownies-just-aren't-enough
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[12:30:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cyanogen Inc. Lays Off OS Development Team - http://sylnt.us - not-a-good-sign
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[12:31:13] <paulej72> OK things look back to normalish here
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[12:34:27] <Naze> what's normal?
[12:36:51] <paulej72> that is the real question
[12:36:57] <paulej72> 42
[12:37:56] <Naze> I thought that was the meaning of life?
[12:40:16] <paulej72> no it's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and eveything. so that makes it the utimate normal
[12:40:54] <Naze> w.e. floats your boat mate
[13:00:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Server Reboots / Upgrades [Updated #5] - http://sylnt.us - ups-and-downs
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[14:01:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Best Practices Document for Automotive Security Has Been Published - http://sylnt.us - not-just-locking-the-doors-anymore
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[14:43:58] <Bytram> !uid
[14:43:59] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6295, owned by driven
[14:44:00] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:44:38] <Bytram> cmn32480: crutchy: bot(s) do not seem to have survived the IRC server upgrade / reboot. :(
[14:44:43] <Bytram> #weather boston, ma
[14:45:03] <Bytram> #smake TheMightyBuzzard reboot me, please.
[14:53:38] <Bytram> .topic Thanks to paulej72, server upgrades completed!; SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links:
[14:53:38] Imogen changed topic of #Soylent to: Thanks to paulej72, server upgrades completed!; SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links:
[14:53:56] <Bytram> meh, needs to be at work in an hour
[15:19:00] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[15:19:17] <Bytram|away> hope to be able to check in sometime tonight
[15:19:22] <Bytram|away> have a great day everyone and
[15:19:34] <Bytram|away> paulej72++ For service above and beyond!
[15:19:34] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 218
[15:19:37] <Bytram|away> paulej72++ For service above and beyond!
[15:19:37] <Bytram|away> paulej72++ For service above and beyond!
[15:19:37] <Bytram|away> paulej72++ For service above and beyond!
[15:19:37] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 219
[15:19:37] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 220
[15:19:37] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 221
[15:19:41] <Bytram|away> paulej72++ For service above and beyond!
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[15:22:50] <cmn32480> sorry.. took me a but of time to get past the firewall at work that is acting wonky
[15:22:58] <cmn32480> again
[16:02:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Mulls a CPU+GPU Super-Chip in a Server Reboot - http://sylnt.us - does-it-wear-a-cape?
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[16:27:40] <SoyCow6719> Only one story is in the Pending Stories list. I submitted some stories, but I'm out of ideas and energy for now. Thanks to any editors that update the list.
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[17:34:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Phones Are Going to Get Tougher This Year Thanks to Gorilla Glass 5 - http://sylnt.us - shattering-news
[17:36:54] <SirFinkus> someone made a markov bot that uses erowid trip reports and recruiter emails
[17:37:04] <SirFinkus> "MBAs with excellent knowledge of the tick/spider hybrid creatures on the floor."
[17:37:45] <SirFinkus> "Spiders far too large to be a great fit here at Fitbit."
[17:45:38] <paulej72> spiders in the gym, the suspense filled sequel to snakes on a plane.
[17:49:56] <juggs> I'm guessing Bery got rebooted paulej72?
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[17:51:00] * Deucalion reads Bytram's updated article :P
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[17:59:27] <SirFinkus> "Experience with consuming and building a tool that integrates multiple APIs into a chaotic fuckfest of naked and violent imagery."
[17:59:30] <SirFinkus> hahaha
[18:01:39] <n1> link?
[18:01:51] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com
[18:02:02] <SirFinkus> "Thank you for your craft #3 Senior Rails Engineer. What You’ll Be Doing: Serving as the most powerful cholinergics."
[18:02:46] <n1> i like it
[18:03:19] <SirFinkus> "Alex, I'm doing a search for Senior Java Developers and I literally become ‘lost’ in the toilet"
[18:07:49] <SirFinkus> "Candidate must be able to deal with the drug that i made"
[18:11:16] <n1> some of these are making me laugh
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[19:05:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Guantánamo Prisoner Cleared for Release after 14 Years - http://sylnt.us - guantanamo-bay-tourist-board
[19:10:06] <Naze> SirFinkus: That's hysterical
[20:36:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Does Your State Have What it Takes to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse? - http://sylnt.us - been-fun-knowing-you
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[22:07:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "You have died of dysentery" -- The Oregon Trail in Computer Class - http://sylnt.us - ox-wanders-off
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[22:28:17] <Runaway1956> *sigh*
[22:28:28] <Runaway1956> Bought Homeworld Remastered from Humble Bundle
[22:28:39] <Runaway1956> didn't realize I have to create a Steam account to play it
[22:28:56] <Runaway1956> was looking for a direct download, so I could install directly onto my machine
[22:29:27] <Runaway1956> Does this make me a "gamer" now? Must I join the Republic of Gamers?
[22:31:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> welcome to #GamerGate
[22:31:23] <Runaway1956> Bahhh - puppies rule
[22:32:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, they are sad
[22:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> or sometimes angry
[22:32:35] <Runaway1956> while waiting for steam to update, I see some Syrian just hacked a woman to death in Germany . . . .
[22:32:43] <Runaway1956> we need more immigrants
[22:33:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned buffer overflows! when will we finally be rid of you?
[22:33:03] <Runaway1956> sad or angry, puppies rule over SJW's
[22:33:38] <Runaway1956> Wait, what? You don't need 5000 gallons of buffers delivered to the server every morning?
[22:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we stuck em in the cloud so it just rains buffers in directly
[22:35:09] <Naze> buffercloud?
[22:35:13] <Runaway1956> O'Bummer's brother is going to vote for Trump. Guess he got all the brains in the family.
[22:35:20] <Naze> sounds like some sort of shitty file storage service
[22:35:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> silly german chick shoulda at least set up iptables and stayed updated
[22:36:01] <Runaway1956> “I like Donald Trump because he speaks from the heart,” Malik Obama told The Post
[22:36:52] <Runaway1956> Hell, I'm going to submit that, LMAO
[22:37:01] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[22:37:21] <Naze> mmm, that's some classy ammo
[22:37:24] <Runaway1956> Someone gave the plowboy a day off?
[22:37:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, server got rebooted and he don't have an init script
[22:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> sec
[22:37:47] <julian_> Remember how the US media was freaking out about the scary looking AR-15 and how it's used by all the spree killers? Germany is doing the same thing now with the Glock 17 http://www.sueddeutsche.de
[22:37:49] <systemd> ^ 03Glock 17 - beliebt bei Behrden und Amokschtzen - Politik - Sddeutsche.de
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[22:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Runaway1956
[22:38:08] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with patriarchal oppression
[22:38:16] <Runaway1956> Oh - I think I scanned over something above about the bots
[22:38:24] <Runaway1956> thank you themightybuzzard
[22:38:37] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[22:38:38] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[22:39:03] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[22:40:25] * Runaway1956 wonders if it is time to trade the wife in
[22:40:56] <Runaway1956> supper is some kind of gooey red stuff, dumped out of a cardboard box, and thrown into the oven for half an hour
[22:41:13] <Naze> that time of the month?
[22:41:15] <Runaway1956> the box has letters on it, that claim the contents are "lasagna"
[22:41:32] * Runaway1956 remembers making lasagna with Grandma
[22:41:46] <Naze> I think that's the worst lasagna I've ever visualized
[22:42:21] <Runaway1956> real lasagna noodles, real cheeses, real ground beef, real tomatoes
[22:42:32] <Naze> dat ricotta
[22:42:37] <Runaway1956> and real spices - this stuff tastes like institutional cleaner
[22:43:13] <Naze> hospital lasagna
[22:43:15] <Naze> lol
[22:43:46] <Runaway1956> needs more aerosol disinfectant to be hospital
[22:44:28] <Naze> more windex than professional grade cleaner?
[22:45:12] <Runaway1956> Mmmmm - yeah - that too
[22:55:42] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[22:55:44] * exec prematurely ships a shoe of SARS with TheMightyBuzzard
[22:55:45] <cmn32480> cpffee++
[22:55:45] <Bender> karma - cpffee: 1
[22:56:10] <cmn32480> coffee--
[22:56:10] <Bender> karma - tea: 555
[22:56:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[22:56:13] * exec diabolically cracks open a drop of tongue awareness month for cmn32480
[22:56:22] <cmn32480> I win
[22:56:29] <cmn32480> all safe in OK?
[22:59:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[23:00:44] <cmn32480> good
[23:02:46] <cmn32480> pj and ag been up to no good all day... it has been rather educational to watch
[23:02:56] <Runaway1956> someone get that man a cup of coffee - he's drinking the turpentine
[23:03:45] <cmn32480> nah I had cpffee
[23:04:05] * Naze vomits
[23:04:36] * cmn32480 likes his coffee with typos
[23:05:01] <Runaway1956> Isn't that racist? Coffee is supposed to be black
[23:05:58] <cmn32480> typos don't chagne the color
[23:07:25] * cmn32480 goes to flip dinner over
[23:07:34] <Runaway1956> Fekkin' steam - I'm already not liking it . . . registered almost an hour ago, and it's just finishing downloading updates for the client
[23:08:00] <Naze> I didn't know toasters could run steam?
[23:08:14] <Runaway1956> A twelve core toaster should handle it
[23:08:38] <Naze> hour worth of updates, tit pics or it didn't happen
[23:11:13] <cmn32480> what? boobies????? where?????
[23:11:17] * cmn32480 looks around excitedly
[23:12:00] <Naze> Ready the lotion torpedoes!
[23:14:12] * cmn32480 notes the sausage festival
[23:15:59] <Runaway1956> It rubs the lotion on it's sausage, or it gets the hose again
[23:17:14] <Naze> for 1 hour
[23:18:02] <Runaway1956> At last the game is actually downloading to my machine - it should be ready to play about noon tomorrow
[23:18:37] <Naze> wireless potato?
[23:18:40] * Runaway1956 wonders if he really, really, REALLY wants to play Homeworld this badly
[23:19:11] <Runaway1956> they call it "dsl broadband", but it's about as broad as a hair
[23:19:36] <Naze> broad like a worm dick
[23:20:02] <Naze> potato band
[23:20:03] <Runaway1956> Worm dick? Politicians have dicks?
[23:20:37] <Naze> they ARE dicks
[23:20:37] <Runaway1956> more like molasses band - in january (or June for those down under)
[23:21:23] <Runaway1956> Oh - what did I do with that tab? Michael Moore says Trump is going to win?
[23:21:45] <Naze> who cares what that fat fuck has to say
[23:21:47] <Naze> lol
[23:22:21] <Runaway1956> Not I, but I was kinda hoping that he babbled his first intelligent words or something
[23:23:34] <Naze> meh, vote in a zucchini as president
[23:26:15] <Runaway1956> Well, Moore actually regurgitates some of what better people have been saying all along. He can't claim any of it as his own thinking though.
[23:26:51] <Naze> That's pretty much Moores technique
[23:38:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Virginia Court Overturns Order That Restored Voting Rights to Felons - http://sylnt.us - better-luck-next-cycle