#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-16

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[00:02:33] <takyon_> Prez reported seen at Ankara airport
[00:05:10] <takyon_> coup may be failed as of now
[00:05:27] <takyon_> S H E E E I T - erdogan back in???!?!?!
[00:15:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Corneal Transplants – Men and Women Don't See Eye to Eye - http://sylnt.us - point-of-view
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[00:22:16] <Runaway1956> "Mr. Erdogan blamed the coup attempt on followers of Fethullah Gulen, a Muslim cleric who lives in exile in Pennsylvania "
[00:22:16] <takyon_> https://i.4cdn.org
[00:22:52] <takyon_> my roomie said he drove a truck near where that guy may be living in Pennsylvania
[00:22:56] <Runaway1956> Not sure if Gulen would be worse than Erdogan - seems to me though that Ataturk's army should have done a coup quite some time ago
[00:23:01] <takyon_> some place in the middle of fucking nowhere in Pennsylvania
[00:25:38] <Runaway1956> Saylorsburg - I guess that's not far from Phila
[00:28:10] <Runaway1956> Further north than I thought - not far from the Delaware Water Gap, or Stroudsburg
[00:29:58] <Runaway1956> So, he's little more than 100 miles from NYC, about what you would expect for an exile living in the US
[00:32:49] <takyon_> story updated
[00:32:58] <takyon_> gotta charge lappy
[00:33:03] <takyon_> and grab beer
[00:41:13] <takyon_> sucky coup
[00:41:31] <takyon_> now erdogan will have the post-coup bump
[00:41:43] <takyon_> great going "peace council"
[00:41:54] <SirFinkus> my friend recently moved to turkey, haven't heard from him since
[00:41:57] <SirFinkus> back in April
[00:42:10] <takyon_> people died tonight
[00:42:13] <takyon_> not many though
[00:44:19] <takyon_> CNN Turk raided
[00:45:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Attempted Military Coup in Turkey Underway (Updated) - http://sylnt.us - erdogone
[00:47:23] <takyon_> Two loud explosions have been heard near Central Taksim Square in Istanbul.
[00:53:51] <Runaway1956> takyon - RT's "live feed" seems to be current - don't know if it's any better than what you're looking at: https://www.rt.com
[00:53:53] <Addyi> ^ 03Military coup in Turkey — RT News
[01:13:31] <Runaway1956> There is still fighting in Istanbul, and it's not clear who is accomplishing what - Erdogan seems confident, but that may change.
[01:15:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Set to Launch 9th Dragon CRS Mission 12:45am EDT (04:45am UTC) on July 18 - http://sylnt.us - here-there-be-dragons
[01:20:10] <takyon_> j j jjnjnnjnnk
[01:20:38] <takyon_> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[01:20:39] <Addyi> ^ 03Turkey coup: Government claim to have restored control as Erdogan flies back in but 17 police killed in Ankara and at least two dead in violent Istanbul protests
[01:20:43] <takyon_> telegraph's feed has been decent
[01:20:55] <takyon_> and I've looked at 3-5 live feeds
[01:21:53] <takyon_> it was a cute coup attempt but it looks dead
[01:24:11] <takyon_> After the earlier recorded statement from Erdogan, the president is now addressing the media. He says the uprising was an act of treason and those responsible will pay a heavy price. It was carried out by a minority within the military who can't stomach unity of the country, Erdogan says. He says the uprising will be a reason to clean up the army.
[01:25:18] <chromas> They should come clean up our treason...ists too
[01:25:52] <takyon_> added second update to story with the above text
[01:46:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Attempted Military Coup in Turkey Underway (Updated 2) - http://sylnt.us - erdogone
[01:47:25] <takyon_> jbjbbjbjbjbjbjjb;''
[01:53:38] <chromas> tmb's missing out: https://www.reddit.com
[01:53:39] <Addyi> ^ 03Too Many Requests
[01:54:05] <takyon_> gijfginfnigf
[01:54:09] <takyon_> i know who that is
[01:54:37] <takyon_> he's going to be speaking at the RNC?
[01:54:47] <takyon_> seems interesting given their solidly anti-gay platform
[01:54:59] <takyon_> although IIRC, Milo doesn't support gay marriage because he thinks it's boring
[01:56:32] * chromas is against straight marriage too
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[02:13:45] <cmn32480> if Turkey gets baconated... that'd be ok, right, 'cuz that's Turkey Bacon...
[02:14:18] <takyon_> turkey bacon is fucking disgusting
[02:14:25] <takyon_> you should be ashamed of yourself
[02:14:51] <cmn32480> I dind't say I liked it...
[02:14:55] <takyon_> k
[02:15:02] <takyon_> reminder that i'm not all that sober
[02:15:27] <cmn32480> no... you? on a Friday night?? how terribly not chosking
[02:16:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Do You have a Living Doppelgänger? - http://sylnt.us - are-identical-twins-identical?
[02:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! home, ass sat on, trek watched, tea drank, and cigarettes smoked. tis a good evening.
[02:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake takyon
[02:30:33] * MrPlow smakes takyon upside the head with a pile of moose droppings
[02:31:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> you call that drunk? down that bottle and get another one, pussy!
[02:31:49] <takyon_> nah I'm backing down
[02:31:52] <takyon_> shit too boring
[02:32:57] <takyon_> I feel great though. Got a bit of that hop haze
[02:34:57] <Runaway1956> Oh, takyon - good job on the coup story, followups and all
[02:35:28] <takyon_> thanks breh
[02:35:40] <takyon_> did you mean the comments or the article txt?
[02:35:57] <Runaway1956> I guess I need to get my butt moving - gotta pump gas on the way to work.
[02:36:08] <takyon_> later
[02:36:28] <cmn32480> ~gnight Runaway1956
[02:36:30] * exec analiciously hangs a trigger warning sign about a slice of Khyber's AC LEDs on Runaway1956
[02:36:33] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[02:36:35] * exec unnecessarily slides a wide load of doughnuts to TheMightyBuzzard
[02:36:39] <cmn32480> welcome home
[02:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm ignoring the turkey story until a couple days from now. should have some real idea of what happened by then.
[02:37:01] <takyon_> good ol' Istanbul, home sweet home
[02:37:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[02:37:07] * exec proverbially pits a github of liver and onions against cmn32480
[02:37:17] * cmn32480 lost horribly
[02:37:20] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[02:39:40] <cmn32480> the whole Turkey thing will either be over in a few days, and they will be a hardcore Muslim state or Turkey will be in a full blown civil war
[02:39:59] <takyon_> it seems to be over on the day at started
[02:40:10] <takyon_> well the happenings anyway. soon will be THE PURGE
[02:40:12] <cmn32480> is the president still in charge?
[02:40:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> god damnit. i was out of town n had my computer turned off while my LE cert should have been renewed.
[02:40:24] <takyon_> yeah it's settled. he's back in Istanbul
[02:40:26] * chromas passes the cranberry sauce
[02:40:28] * cmn32480 hasn't looked at the news in the last hour or two
[02:40:50] <takyon_> he gave a speech basically saying he would purge those mofos. I think 120 arrests have already been made
[02:40:57] <cmn32480> ooof
[02:41:05] <cmn32480> they are gonna get tortured and killed
[02:41:12] <cmn32480> and their families
[02:41:21] <chromas> sounds like BLM
[02:41:22] <takyon_> they had a good run, they apparently fought helicopter vs jet plane, and now they are done for
[02:41:47] <cmn32480> TLM chromas
[02:41:56] <cmn32480> except on Thanksgiving, then it si a free for all
[02:42:09] <takyon_> probably their greatest moment was forcing the President to address the nation through streaming video on a filmed iPhone
[02:42:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> speeches from politicians are always true as everyone knows.
[02:43:17] <cmn32480> wait./... aren't they???
[02:43:29] <cmn32480> you mean to tell me the bastards have bene lying to us all this time???
[02:43:36] <cmn32480> WHY DIDN"T ANYBODY TELL ME??????
[02:44:09] <takyon_> (((cmn32480)))
[02:44:22] * cmn32480 goes and cries in the corner
[02:44:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, fuck it. i'm tired.
[02:45:02] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off to bed
[02:45:22] <takyon_> story queue looks unhealthy. guess I'll throw one in
[02:48:55] <cmn32480> thanks takyon_
[02:51:18] <cmn32480> Tech Titans Trash-Talk Trump
[02:51:33] <cmn32480> from the gewg_gives-us-alliterative-headlines dept.
[02:52:41] <takyon_> it's a good story
[02:52:46] <takyon_> i read it on The Register
[02:53:44] <cmn32480> I dislike the fact that he cherry picked out of the article for his personal viewpoint
[02:54:03] <cmn32480> particularly the RBG quotes
[02:54:45] <takyon_> didnt look at sub
[02:55:05] <takyon_> i mean considering that gewg quotes a lot
[02:55:16] <cmn32480> he [...] the parts that don't support his narrative
[02:55:18] <takyon_> it would probably be fine to just switch the blockquotes to whatever you want
[02:55:22] <takyon_> and then watch him complain
[02:55:31] <cmn32480> agreed
[02:55:35] <cmn32480> that was where I was headed too
[02:55:42] <takyon_> you seem to have a handle on this so I recommend you do it with aim for max butthurt
[02:55:57] <takyon_> now i will glance at it
[02:57:54] <takyon_> what he did with that quote is honestly complete trash
[02:58:05] <cmn32480> yep
[02:58:23] <takyon_> here's what I would include:
[02:58:45] <takyon_> 1. A veritable Who's Who of the tech industry have signed an open letter aggressively criticizing Donald Trump and his proposed presidential policies.
[02:58:48] <takyon_> 2. Among the 145 signatories--all signing "in a personal capacity"--are "Father of the internet" Vint Cerf, Woz, Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales, eBay founder Pierre Omidyar, Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian, several former and current Twitter execs and top executives from Slack, Yelp, Flickr, Qualcomm, Box, YouTube--even recent lawsuit recipient [theregister.co.uk] Shervin Pishevar of Hyperloop One, among many others. Their main message: "We have li
[02:59:01] <takyon_> and then #3, the shit he didn't want to quote
[02:59:04] <takyon_> and then end it
[02:59:30] <cmn32480> or I can just bin the whole damn thing
[02:59:48] <takyon_> up to you
[02:59:54] <takyon_> the tech angle seems compelling
[03:00:05] <cmn32480> yeah
[03:00:23] <cmn32480> what about cutting it out after:
[03:00:24] <cmn32480> Their main message: "We have listened to Donald Trump over the past year and we have concluded: Trump would be a disaster for innovation."
[03:00:43] <cmn32480> lose the rest of the far too heavily quoted article
[03:01:25] <takyon_> sure but including part of the "Why the fuck are these guys even doing this" text will prevent that from being included in as many user's comments
[03:01:44] <takyon_> if you see what I mean
[03:01:54] <cmn32480> the pollsters paragraph?
[03:02:46] <takyon_> right
[03:02:50] <takyon_> everything before "On Thursday"
[03:03:02] <takyon_> we don't need RBG in the story becuz it's the tech folks
[03:05:09] <cmn32480> take a peek. saved at 18:01
[03:08:11] <cmn32480> WTF is zz_janrinok doing up? it's 4am his time
[03:08:15] <cmn32480> maybe 3am
[03:08:23] <cmn32480> ~time janrinok
[03:08:25] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 16 July 2016, 3:08 am
[03:08:37] <cmn32480> ~time greenwich, UK
[03:08:39] <exec> Saturday, 16 July 2016 @ 4:08 am GMT+1 - Greenwich, London, UK
[03:09:38] <cmn32480> all right time for me to hit the sack
[03:09:43] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:09:45] * exec single-candidly terrorizes an msi package of celerons with #soylent
[03:09:51] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram
[03:09:53] * exec accidentally stuffs a wagon of socketable gems into Bytram
[03:10:30] * cmn32480 yawn
[03:10:33] * cmn32480 yawns
[03:10:33] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into cmn32480's gaping mouth
[03:10:49] * cmn32480 enjoys his skittle and wanders off to bed
[03:12:52] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:12:54] * exec slowly drops an array of extract of swamp ass on cmn32480
[03:18:17] <Bytram> ~uid
[03:18:19] <exec> The current maximum UID is 6292, owned by Jhaverty
[03:18:22] <Bytram> !uid
[03:18:22] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6292, owned by Jhaverty
[03:26:29] <takyon_> i better sleep too
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[03:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SYN Flood Mitigation at Github - http://sylnt.us - go-and-SYN-no-more?
[03:48:35] <chromas> github's run by feminists now. That means original SYN
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[08:50:39] <FatPhil> grrr, waiting 1 minute between posts is annoying...
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[11:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:13:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2736
[11:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:13:23] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 87
[11:23:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon.com's Partnerships With News Outlets - http://sylnt.us - prime-time-advertising
[12:00:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[12:00:47] <MrPlow> Today: Sun and clouds mixed. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 91F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High 94F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:00:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[12:00:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6292, owned by Jhaverty
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[12:42:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, appears to be a good day to mow. damnit.
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[13:22:20] <crutchy> ~weather traralgon victoria australia
[13:22:22] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 4°C, clear, wind NE at 5 km/h, humidity 99% - Saturday clear (2°C:15°C), Sunday sunny (7°C:17°C), Monday partly cloudy (12°C:19°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (6°C:15°C)
[13:22:29] <crutchy> fucking cold outside
[13:22:33] <crutchy> ~time
[13:22:34] <exec> Saturday, 16 July 2016 @ 11:22 pm GMT+10 - Melbourne VIC
[13:22:54] <crutchy> #socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[13:22:54] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a socialist!
[13:23:04] <crutchy> ~g'night fockers!
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[13:54:31] <Runaway1956> So - flamebait +3 . . . . . interesting
[13:54:50] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[13:54:51] <Addyi> ^ 03SN comment by [02Runaway1956 (2926)] (02Score:4, Flamebait)
[13:55:00] <Runaway1956> ~weather
[13:55:02] <exec> 10Dallas, TX, USA - currently 80°F / 27°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 0 mph, humidity 66% - Saturday partly cloudy (77°F:100°F / 25°C:38°C), Sunday sunny (77°F:99°F / 25°C:37°C), Monday sunny (78°F:99°F / 26°C:37°C), Tuesday sunny (79°F:101°F / 26°C:38°C)
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[14:33:31] <cmn32480> not appropriate for this site... but definetly somethign I am watching for personal reasons.
[14:33:32] <cmn32480> http://swacta.com
[14:33:32] <Addyi> ^ 03Southwest - Countdown to Cuba
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[17:23:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[17:23:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nap or go weedeat the yard? decisions decisions...
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[17:28:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake SirFinkus_
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[17:28:32] <SirFinkus_> Lo Soylent
[17:28:52] <SirFinkus_> What'd I do this time?
[17:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> I don't remember what that was for. Something you said while I was on vacation.
[17:29:07] <SirFinkus_> Oh
[17:29:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, i think nap is winning out over weedeating
[17:30:00] <SirFinkus_> I'll have to look at my logs when I'm at a computer
[17:30:30] <SirFinkus_> Oh, what was that site you gave me for cider brewing?
[17:30:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> supplies?
[17:30:43] <SirFinkus_> My aunt got the entire setup
[17:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> northernberwer.com
[17:30:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh nice
[17:31:00] <SirFinkus_> Thanks
[17:31:17] <SirFinkus_> She has celiac disease so can't drink beer
[17:31:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> buy something and they'll send you like quarterly sales catalogs too.
[17:31:51] <SirFinkus_> We got some apples from some hippy farm place
[17:31:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> bummer. don't use gluten in your cider like i occasionally do then.
[17:31:57] <SirFinkus_> U pick
[17:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell? that's what mexicans is for.
[17:32:43] <SirFinkus_> Yeah, but apparently rich people give farmers money to pick their fruit
[17:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you tell em they was stealin bread out of the mouths of hungry mexican children?
[17:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, well if it's rich people that's fine. not many of em and they're largely idiots anyway.
[17:33:16] <SirFinkus_> It was awful
[17:33:29] <SirFinkus_> Spent all day there
[17:33:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah
[17:33:43] <SirFinkus_> In "quirky" shops
[17:34:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck that. i'd rather spend the summer thinning then picking peaches again and that sucked balls.
[17:34:21] <SirFinkus_> You know the ones, with "family" rules type signs all over the place
[17:35:02] <SirFinkus_> And the fruit trees aren't tall enough to properly hang yourself
[17:35:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> the limbs wouldn't hold even if they were
[17:35:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> fruit trees break like matchsticks
[17:35:40] <SirFinkus_> Some people must enjoy it
[17:36:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, they gave me beer money and i still didn't enjoy it. you gotta wear a long sleeved shirt in the heat or you WILL sunburn. i don't care if your black ass just got off the boat from africa.
[17:36:43] <SirFinkus_> I mean, you fish for fun, I bet some commercial fishermen think you're a sucker too
[17:37:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but i don't fish to catch fish. i fish to be outside enjoying the day. when it's miserable i go inside and have a nap instead.
[17:37:43] <SirFinkus_> At least there was a brewery
[17:37:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is that
[17:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> free samples?
[17:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~large~ free samples?
[17:38:12] <SirFinkus_> No, but cheap beer
[17:38:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking fascists
[17:38:44] <SirFinkus_> $4 pints, pay an extra buck you get the glass
[17:38:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> every other brewery on the planet gives away free samples with the tour.
[17:39:12] <SirFinkus_> Probably could have gotten one, but I knew what I wanted
[17:39:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well
[17:39:46] <SirFinkus_> And I had spent all week doing that
[17:40:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i went up n toured the leinenkugel brewery on time and left unable to walk a straight line
[17:40:12] <SirFinkus_> Had to take it easy
[17:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> they had my favorite kind of beer: free.
[17:40:45] <SirFinkus_> I had the best porter I've ever tasted in Idaho
[17:40:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> odd.
[17:41:43] <SirFinkus_> Forgot the name, have it written down somewhere
[17:42:04] <SirFinkus_> I think it might have been the best beer I've ever had
[17:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemme know if you find it
[17:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> aright, i give up on consciousness. nap wins again.
[17:42:38] <SirFinkus_> Idk if they sell it in bottles
[17:42:44] <SirFinkus_> Night
[17:42:53] <SirFinkus_> Or, afternoon
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[18:29:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tech Titans Trash-Talk Trump - http://sylnt.us - everybody-has-an-opinion
[18:47:04] <Runaway1956> Last thing I remember before I woke up, was the wife gloating that she had 824 dollars, and I don't
[18:47:25] <Runaway1956> I'm waiting for her to go to bed so I can take that 824 dollars
[18:48:08] <Gravis_> jio
[18:48:38] <Runaway1956> Takyon didn't start any coups today, did he? Is nick alright?
[18:53:01] <chromas> truck pun
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[19:31:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know what, screw mowing today. i'm tired from my vacation and gonna sit on my ass in the AC
[19:34:51] <Runaway1956> AC++
[19:34:51] <Bender> karma - ac: 1
[19:35:15] <Runaway1956> vacation--
[19:35:15] <Bender> karma - vacation: -1
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[19:37:23] <Runaway1956> vishera++
[19:37:23] <Bender> karma - vishera: 1
[19:37:29] <Runaway1956> http://www.newegg.com
[19:37:30] <Addyi> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
[19:41:25] <chromas> ooh, "unlocked clock multiplier" is a selling point now
[19:41:44] <chromas> "We didn't go out of our way to limit you!!!"
[19:44:00] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[19:44:00] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[19:44:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> been that way for over a decade, chromas
[19:44:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i thought i was outa the loop...
[19:50:32] * Runaway1956 doesn't overclock anyway
[19:51:16] <Runaway1956> I look at overclockability - an overclockable CPU will more than likely be more durable if it is NOT overclocked, than a CPU which is not overclocked
[19:51:32] <Runaway1956> presuming, of course, that the CPU is installed properly
[19:51:48] <chromas> unlocked for over a decade?
[19:52:00] <chromas> It wasn't much long before that they started lockin' 'em
[19:52:14] <Runaway1956> When you start troubleshooting, pull the cooler, and discover that there is little or no thermal paste, you know there is a problem
[19:52:38] <chromas> hey they're on a budget
[19:52:56] <Runaway1956> Locked or unlocked iddn't matter much, if the mainboard has no clock settings available
[19:53:27] * chromas is still using the little pad thing that came with the cpu
[19:53:33] * Runaway1956 remembers changing a jumper to speed up a mainboard
[19:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. back when you could take a celleron 300 up to 450 with ease.
[19:54:32] <chromas> I use peanut butter to cool my celery
[19:54:56] <Runaway1956> Mmmmmm - I managed to get 450 mhz out of a 400 - that was the most dramatic "overclock" I ever made
[19:55:01] <chromas> 600 MHz with raisins
[19:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> 300 celleron was speshul
[19:55:47] * Runaway1956 steals chromas peanut butter
[19:56:00] <Runaway1956> The shit my son brought home was 85% peanuts
[19:56:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking hipsters
[19:56:15] <Runaway1956> couldn't read the small print to discover what the other 15% is
[19:56:19] <chromas> peanuts
[19:56:21] <chromas> the foam kind
[19:56:40] <chromas> + gasoline
[19:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> peanut butter should be like half peanuts and half light brown goo
[19:57:09] <Runaway1956> peanut butter should be 100% peanuts - no additives, except maybe a dash of salt
[19:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> not dark brown cause that's cultural appropriation
[19:57:25] <Runaway1956> fuck culture
[19:57:41] <Runaway1956> culture is what you find in a phat chick's yogurt
[19:57:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, now you're thinking porn
[20:00:09] * Runaway1956 has finished browsing the news feeds, and found NOTHING happy or good
[20:00:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SolarCity, Panel Life Expectancy, and Rhode Island - http://sylnt.us - are-the-new-employees-called-panelists?
[20:01:26] <chromas> look to youtube commenst for amusement then
[20:01:34] <chromas> "Pornhub had a french flag next to its logo. I couldn't fap cause I was laughing my ass off for the next 5 minutes."
[20:02:44] * Runaway1956 contemplates killing the dog
[20:03:08] <Runaway1956> went to door to let dog in the house, and that huge flaming ball of fire hanging in the sky singed me
[20:03:29] <chromas> why are you guys hogging all the summer?
[20:03:36] <chromas> ~weather
[20:03:37] <exec> 01Walla Walla, WA, USA - currently 77°F / 25°C, sunny, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 33% - Saturday sunny (59°F:83°F / 15°C:28°C), Sunday mostly sunny (63°F:89°F / 17°C:32°C), Monday partly cloudy (61°F:87°F / 16°C:31°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (60°F:84°F / 16°C:29°C)
[20:03:52] <Runaway1956> No, it is you who is hogging the cool air
[20:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> air temp is negotiable, what matters is who's hogging the beer.
[20:06:07] * Runaway1956 hogs the keg
[20:09:23] <chromas> pacman --force -S $(pacman -Qqe)
[20:09:26] <chromas> pacman++
[20:09:26] <Bender> karma - pacman: 1
[20:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> reinstall explicitly installed packages?
[20:11:53] <Runaway1956> always
[20:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i'm pretty sure if i ran that in an infinite while loop it would cut into my porn watching
[20:13:00] <Runaway1956> without the infinite loop, there is no porn
[20:13:28] <Runaway1956> Who wants to look at girls without curves?
[20:13:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> pacman -Screw mspacman
[20:13:47] <Runaway1956> sudo screw mspacman
[20:14:21] <Runaway1956> or, for some lesbian fun - su screw mspacman
[20:15:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> time for some tea and some tv
[20:15:09] <Runaway1956> Oh - the Mayans did not eat cinosaurs - probably because dinosaurs were holy or something
[20:17:26] <chromas> that's why they all left after the flood
[20:17:49] <chromas> noah's sons started worshiping the dinosaurs so jesus sent them up to heaven
[20:17:59] <Runaway1956> along with the unicorns and wyverns
[20:19:20] <chromas> why doesn't north america have any ancint history? poor continent. nothing ever happened here
[20:19:46] <Runaway1956> You've never heard of out dinosaur heritage?
[20:20:07] <boru> That's prehistory.
[20:20:19] <chromas> I haven't been to ken ham's recently
[20:20:23] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmm . . . . .
[20:23:57] <Runaway1956> Oooohhhh, lookie! Someone braved that ball of fire in the sky, and left a two gallon pail of fresh blueberries in the refrigerator
[20:24:10] <Runaway1956> I can smell and taste blueberry hotcakes already!!!!
[20:24:41] <Runaway1956> Distilled blue light, chiling nicely
[20:24:50] <boru> Hmph, what luxury!
[20:25:32] <Runaway1956> This calls for opening up the bottle of real maple syrup
[20:26:08] <Runaway1956> we feed fake syrup to the kids and grandkids
[20:30:57] <Runaway1956> the time is 1468701029
[20:32:25] * Runaway1956 was in 8th grade when Unix time began
[20:32:41] * Runaway1956 remembers how the world changed when the new epoch began
[20:33:08] <Runaway1956> prior to Unix time, we had crazy things like Timex watches to keep track of time
[20:33:31] * Runaway1956 was in line to purchase one of the new Unix wrist watches
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[21:16:09] <lov3> hey eveyone
[21:16:44] <lov3> is the day ok there
[21:18:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup
[21:18:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[21:18:21] <MrPlow> Today: Mainly clear. Lows overnight in the low 70s. Tomorrow: Mostly sunny skies. High around 95F. Winds light and variable.
[21:18:50] * Runaway1956 considers moving to a cave near Mount Athos - https://en.wikipedia.org
[21:18:51] <Addyi> ^ 03Wiki: Mount Athos ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[21:19:05] <Runaway1956> Kinda like cave man days . . . .
[21:57:13] * cmn32480 is exceptionally happy that the two bolts holding his exhaust manifold to the midpipe decided to cooperate and come loose without breaking off
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[22:26:22] <cmn32480> ~weather
[22:26:24] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, cloudy, wind NW at 10 mph, humidity 82% - Saturday isolated thunderstorms (71°F:92°F / 22°C:33°C), Sunday sunny (75°F:94°F / 24°C:34°C), Monday mostly sunny (77°F:97°F / 25°C:36°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (70°F:91°F / 21°C:33°C)
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[23:14:24] <SirFinkus> finally back home
[23:14:49] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[23:14:50] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 71°F / 22°C, cloudy, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 54% - Saturday partly cloudy (54°F:72°F / 12°C:22°C), Sunday partly cloudy (55°F:79°F / 13°C:26°C), Monday partly cloudy (56°F:74°F / 13°C:23°C), Tuesday cloudy (53°F:73°F / 12°C:23°C)
[23:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> store run time
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