#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-15
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[00:26:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's South China Sea Claims Rejected By "Binding" but Unenforceable Tribunal Ruling - http://sylnt.us - ignorance-is-bliss
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[01:19:04] * chromas blames all straight white trucks
[01:28:09] <Runaway1956> KernelPoop - aka EF - citations please - I'm scanning my news feeds, but I don't have a link to "RaceWarImminent.com"
[01:28:49] <chromas> wrong tld
[01:28:52] <chromas> try .now
[01:29:18] <Runaway1956> Oh, shit, that works!
[01:29:43] <chromas> did you hear about the attack in Nice? Attacker sexually identified as a straight white truck
[01:30:00] <cmn32480> French lives matter!
[01:30:13] <Runaway1956> Fuck - https://www.washingtonpost.com
[01:30:14] <Addyi> ^ 03Truck rams Bastille Day crowd in Nice, France; at least 70 reported killed - The Washington Post
[01:30:15] <cmn32480> they gave us tasty toast and fries!
[01:30:36] <Runaway1956> no immediate information on the identity of the driver or what motivated his action.
[01:30:46] <Runaway1956> he's a fucking Muslim immigrant
[01:30:58] <chromas> das racis
[01:31:04] <chromas> #NotAllTrucks
[01:31:09] <Runaway1956> No, it's reality
[01:31:28] <Runaway1956> if reality is racist, then so am I -
[01:31:50] * Runaway1956 wonders how many races were genocided by Darwinism
[01:32:12] <cmn32480> not enough?
[01:32:14] <Bytram> it should be on the main page any moment now
[01:32:38] * Bytram refreshed main page and sees story there.
[01:33:17] <Runaway1956> good job bytram
[01:34:03] <Bytram> happy to help
[01:34:28] * Runaway1956 goes back to the news feeds
[01:37:43] <Runaway1956> Mmmm - copycat of the japanese boy abandoned in the forest - http://www.foxnews.com
[01:37:43] <Addyi> ^ 03Couple accused of sending children into California desert as punishment | Fox News
[01:38:26] <chromas> Was there a tv crew?
[01:38:44] * chromas assumes anything in CA is a reality show
[01:40:32] * Bytram turns on nature's "video game" http://en.blitzortung.org
[01:40:32] <Addyi> ^✓ 03Lightning Thunderstorms - USA, Canada, United States of America
[01:46:10] <Runaway1956> On a channel created Thursday, called the United Cyber Caliphate, run by a group that has previously attempted to carry out cyberattacks in the Islamic State’s name, a message included a single word — France — followed by a smiley face.
[01:46:23] <Runaway1956> The channel of an Islamic State member, Aswarti Media, which has repeatedly been shut down and claims 1987 members, was posting the phrase “Allahu Akbar.” Yet another suspected pro-ISIS channel showed an image of the Eiffel Tower going up in flames.
[01:48:32] <chromas> الله أكبر
[01:49:37] <chromas> Religion of Peace™
[01:49:52] <Runaway1956> the peace of the grave
[01:50:17] <chromas> "This is what peace looks like! This is what peace looks like!""
[01:50:28] * chromas imagines feminists on patrol
[01:53:30] <cmn32480> ~gnight Runaway1956
[01:53:32] * exec half-heartedly nudges a pitcher of perl toward Runaway1956
[01:53:34] <cmn32480> ~gnight chromas
[01:53:36] * exec single-handedly irritates a safespace of stock options with chromas
[01:58:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - At Least 75 Dead as Truck Slams Into Crowd of Revelers in Nice, France, Attack - http://sylnt.us - not-so-nice
[02:37:57] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
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[02:58:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Home with No Need for Utilities (Electricity, Hydrocarbons, Water, Sewage) - http://sylnt.us - true-independence
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[03:59:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beetle Named for Chinese President is Censored - http://sylnt.us - don't-bug-me
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[05:30:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Journal Impact Factor - http://sylnt.us - planned-irrelevance?
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[07:01:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supermarket Removes Sweets from Tills - http://sylnt.us - candy-is-for-suckers
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[09:03:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nintendo to Bring "Retro" Video Gaming Console to U.S. Market - http://sylnt.us - hackers-start-your-engines
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[09:52:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #coffee++
[09:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> tenhourdrives--
[09:52:45] <Bender> karma - tenhourdrives: -1
[09:53:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, look, an NCommander!
[09:53:43] <NCommander> Wild NCommander appears!
[09:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> quick, tag it with a radar beacon. or radar bacon. i forget which.
[09:54:33] <NCommander> mmmm bacon
[09:54:43] <NCommander> I'm sorry I've been hugely MIA
[09:54:45] * NCommander feels failure :(
[09:54:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, so have i lately. i just feel mildly lazy though.
[09:55:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> need to finish up some comment logic so we can load 3-400 comment pages swift like the wind. or at least like passing wind.
[09:56:17] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, rofl. I don't even have a rehash dev environment on this laptop
[09:56:18] <NCommander> :/
[09:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i been busy and when i'm not busy i'm tired from having been busy
[09:56:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay, i built us a vm
[09:56:31] <NCommander> I've just been dealing with a real life disaster
[09:56:32] * NCommander is living in Austin, TX now
[09:56:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> the new hippie mecca
[09:57:18] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, I chose it because its close to Mexico, though I kinda regret coming down :/
[09:57:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> good food, good tunes, bad smell
[09:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you skipping the country to escape prosecution for copyright infringement?
[10:01:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, hit me up tomorrow or sometime next week and i'll get you a copy of our mostly finished rehash dev vm. gonna be on the road today or decompressing from the drive.
[10:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't have a mail client and the code'll need to be synced when we push out this next upgrade but otherwise i think it's mostly solid.
[10:02:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/client/server/
[10:02:54] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't have a mail server and the code'll need to be synced when we push out this next upgrade but otherwise i think it's mostly solid.
[10:02:57] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't have a mail server and the code'll need to be synced when we push out this next upgrade but otherwise i think it's mostly solid.
[10:03:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~sed off
[10:03:05] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[10:03:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:03:14] <MrPlow> Today: Sunshine and a few clouds. A stray afternoon thunderstorm is possible. High 89F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 92F. Winds light and variable.
[10:03:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> freakin weather underground. it's pissing buckets.
[10:03:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[10:03:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[10:03:54] <MrPlow> Today: Thunderstorms this morning, then partly cloudy during the afternoon hours. High around 90F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. High 94F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph.
[10:04:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'better
[10:04:45] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, I probably forgot Perl between now and the previous release of rehash
[10:05:01] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, as far as site related things, I kinda want to deploy HSTS though
[10:05:13] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, and public key pinning
[10:07:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should be mostly covered on the hsts front. anything to 80 gets 301'd to 443. it's not textbook but should prevent anything but the initial request from being unencrypted.
[10:09:34] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, you could MITM and server a proxy on port 80
[10:09:36] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, HSTS prevents that
[10:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds good to me. HPKP sounds like we won't be able to do perfect forward secrecy though
[10:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh nm, handshake vs payload encryption
[10:19:22] <boru> 301'ing to port 443 is a bit crap for people where encrypted protocols are filtered/banned, fwiw. Personal experience doing research with ONI.
[10:19:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but we've already lost all the traffic we're going to from that.
[10:20:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> excepting for changes of jobs or moving to china that is
[10:22:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> oddly, our site feeds do NOT 301 you
[10:22:38] <NCommander> boru, we've blocked port 80 traffic for over a year
[10:22:39] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, 302 Moved Permanetly is what we should be doing
[10:22:42] <NCommander> Unless that broke
[10:22:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, yeah
[10:23:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can test it on the vm after i get home. it's got nginx->varnish->apache same as live now
[10:25:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> currently 301-ing though from sodium
[10:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> can change it to 302 if you like but i won't be around to poke it if obscure bugs crop up from the change
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[10:30:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, gotta run. 30m to get packed up and out the door.
[10:30:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy the cultural center of tx, fearless leader
[10:34:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Foraging for Lego - http://sylnt.us - lego-my-lego
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[10:47:43] <boru> I was just making a general comment about forcing 443, that's all.
[10:48:13] <boru> Encryption is good, but in states where you have pervasive government censorship, it also blackholes a large portion of the Web.
[11:20:16] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:20:17] * exec single-candidly hangs a trigger warning sign about a set of drool on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:23:11] * cmn32480 drames of a world without printers running 3 feet from his head
[11:29:37] <boru> You could hide their running shoes.
[11:29:52] * AndyTheAbsurd dreams of a world where printers aren't the second most annoying thing in computing (after users)
[11:30:53] * boru dreams of a world where printers are sufficiently industrial sized such that users can be sacrificed and thrown unto their bloodthirsty gears.
[11:31:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL! in some cases, they are. And I have access to them... :)
[11:31:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> (I work for a newspaper; we still do our own printing.)
[11:31:51] <boru> Do you take requests? What are your fees like?
[11:32:09] <cmn32480> and iuf not, how come????
[11:32:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> Our legal counsel has informed us that although we think of it as "sacrificing users to the gods of the internet", the district attorney is still going to consider it "murder".
[11:32:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> So no requests.
[11:33:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> Sorry.
[11:33:10] <boru> Pft, semantics.
[11:33:12] <cmn32480> boooooooooo!
[11:33:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> boru: yeah, that's what I said!
[11:33:49] * cmn32480 goes back to pulling a 13 inch label off the platen roller
[11:45:50] <weeds> Top of the morning to you all!
[11:48:06] <cmn32480> ~gday weeds
[11:48:07] * exec presumably hucks a btrfs volume of vibrating rooster sammich at weeds
[11:54:41] <weeds> btrfs?
[11:55:08] <weeds> ~gday cmn32480
[11:55:10] * exec retroactively violates promises of tacos with cmn32480
[11:55:24] <weeds> oh, that's a bad thing to do
[11:55:33] <cmn32480> yes
[11:55:36] <cmn32480> yes it is
[12:05:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nintendo to Bring $60 "Retro" Video Gaming Console to U.S. Market - http://sylnt.us - hackers-start-your-engines
[12:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - At Least 84 Dead as Truck Slams Into Crowd of Revelers in Nice, France, Attack [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - not-nice || Best Friends with Downs Syndrome Make Epic Zombie Movie - http://sylnt.us - Braaaiiiiiinnnnnssss
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[12:39:29] <weeds> I don't know who to ask this to so I'll just throw it out...Is it possible to calculate the percentage of comments from AC vs member? Has there been any trend over time? I've been away for a while and it seems like there are more AC's these days.
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[12:51:05] <Bytram> !uid
[12:51:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6291, owned by cyberflavors
[12:52:08] <Bytram> weeds: do be aware that 10 AC comments on one story may come from 10 different people... or just one person
[12:52:44] <Bytram> off-hand, though, there is no simple way of which I am aware to calculate that ratio... would require a direct query of the database
[12:53:07] <Bytram> weeds: btw, Welcome Back!
[12:56:37] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:56:38] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 82°F, mostly sunny, wind W at 4 mph, humidity 68% - Friday mostly sunny (70°F:93°F), Saturday mostly sunny (69°F:90°F), Sunday partly cloudy (68°F:84°F), Monday partly cloudy (73°F:91°F)
[12:56:40] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:56:42] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 79°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 76% - Friday partly cloudy (64°F:89°F), Saturday mostly sunny (63°F:86°F), Sunday mostly sunny (60°F:80°F), Monday partly cloudy (66°F:82°F)
[12:56:45] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:56:47] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 76°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 11 mph, humidity 76% - Friday isolated thunderstorms (57°F:82°F), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (54°F:78°F), Sunday partly cloudy (54°F:80°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (59°F:82°F)
[12:58:05] <weeds> Thanks, its great to be back - ob situation made life a little difficult there d=for a while... and that's a good point about AC. I'm thinking AC posts, not AC posters. course we can't know that.What about the trend in new users coming on board?
[12:58:19] <weeds> *job
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[13:21:15] <Bytram> actually, there is a way that admins can know, there is a hash of the IP addrs presented on each comment; we can't know exactly *who*, but we can tell commenters apart
[13:21:15] <Bytram> really gtg
[14:07:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2 Men Fall Off Cliff in California While Playing 'Pokemon Go' - http://sylnt.us - pikachoooooooooooooooooo
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[14:15:03] <n1> howdy
[14:18:59] <weeds> ~gday n1
[14:19:01] * exec mistakenly poops a wide load of bass hole for n1
[14:20:24] <n1> sup weeds
[14:21:04] <weeds> workin' and reading news :) you?
[14:21:20] <boru> It is too early to sup.
[14:22:42] <n1> its almost 3.30pm here
[14:23:00] <n1> im taking a smoke break right now, brain is a bit fried
[14:23:05] <boru> Precisely. Only a pervert would sup at 3:30pm.
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[14:23:54] <Truckin> Oh look, another Islamic savage murdered people
[14:23:57] <Truckin> color me surprised.
[14:24:14] <chromas> racis
[14:24:18] <chromas> it's surprise of color
[14:25:03] * n1 yawn
[14:25:13] <Truckin> Hillary and Obama's policies caused this.
[14:25:42] * chromas creates a truck-free zone
[14:25:57] <Truckin> I'd like to see widespread populous violence against Muslims.
[14:26:09] <Truckin> Not like Europe's police forces could do a damn thing about it anyway.
[14:26:15] <Truckin> I wanna see torches and pitchforks!
[14:26:37] <n1> all i thought about the story was... "ah there we go, the perfect example of why we need the .gov to have remote shutdown (and associated) ability of all vehicles on the public road'
[14:26:43] <chromas> The Crusades part Deux
[14:26:57] <Truckin> n1, not even they are that stupid. Oh, wait, they are.
[14:27:16] <n1> which is already on the way to a point with the mandated 'all new cars in the EU should have emergency services transponders by 2018'
[14:27:22] <n1> or something very similar to that
[14:27:26] <Truckin> Muslims came across the sea they brought us pain and misery He killed our Whites killed our creed He took our game for his own need
[14:27:50] <chromas> you can't blame all trucks
[14:28:02] <Truckin> Running through dust clouds and barren wastes Galloping hard on the plains Chasing the Muslims back to their holes Fighting them at their own game Murder for freedom the stab in the back Women and children the cowards attack
[14:28:07] <chromas> but they need to be limited to 14 wheels or fewer
[14:28:16] <n1> you cant blame the trucks, but only people up to no good wouldn't want the emergency services to know exactly where they are... should the worst happen
[14:28:35] <Truckin> n1, then the terrists figure out how to shutdown the trucks and cause even more terror. Smart idea!
[14:28:47] <n1> yeah, but thats the next problem
[14:28:52] <n1> which will entail more of the same
[14:29:10] <n1> but we have to get to that problem, then we can restrict more modes of transport and take ownership away from the population a little more
[14:29:17] <chromas> Nuke the middle east. Turn the barren wasteland into itself
[14:29:44] * Truckin likes chromas' idea
[14:29:56] <Truckin> rescure the women and children, nuke the men
[14:30:01] <n1> but then who would be our omnipresent enemy who we must spend trillions on fighting for no tangible result?!
[14:30:08] <chromas> Exactly. Do the opposite of what they're doing now
[14:30:10] <Truckin> We need war-brides who know their place in society.
[14:30:25] <chromas> n1: SJWs and feminists
[14:30:26] <Truckin> yeah n1, who needs a utopia?
[14:30:49] <FatPhil> I presume we have some americans awake on-chan at the moment?
[14:30:51] <chromas> They're perfect. They treat us an their enemey, making them our enemy
[14:30:51] <n1> well, lots of people apparently want one
[14:31:13] <n1> and plenty seem keen on the killings of millions or billions to achieve their utopia
[14:31:19] <Truckin> True, FatPhil
[14:31:32] <Truckin> I'm eating a hamburger right now
[14:31:34] <FatPhil> I was watching Money Monster last night and completely confused by one line
[14:31:51] <FatPhil> Why was "Sacajawea" being used to mean "just shut up now!!!"
[14:33:08] <FatPhil> I may not be up-to-date with the slang of the youth, but these were no youths communicating, they were grown adults.
[14:33:18] <Truckin> FatPhil, she was a Native American.
[14:33:35] <Truckin> Sometimes people like to use real words for made-up shit
[14:33:51] <Truckin> Like "panem" in the hunger games
[14:33:57] <chromas> or holocaust
[14:34:00] <n1> something about native americans needing to stfu and just know what's good for them?
[14:34:02] <n1> just a guess.
[14:34:03] <Truckin> HAhahahaha chromas
[14:34:05] <Truckin> HAHAHAHAH
[14:34:44] <chromas> well she got a dollar coin, so reparations complete
[14:34:54] <Runaway1956> Europe scrambles to tighten security? What, they didn't have enough warnings already?
[14:35:22] <FatPhil> we're too busy making sad-looking jpgs to post on image sites to actually change anything.
[14:35:42] <FatPhil> And between that, we're *praying* lots and lots
[14:35:47] <Truckin> FatPhil, start a vigilante group and go baconate some mosques.
[14:35:59] <Truckin> bacon is to muslims as garlic is to vampires.
[14:36:04] <chromas> sounds like a superhero
[14:36:07] <chromas> The Baconator
[14:36:21] <FatPhil> I think the entry condition for any refugees is a plate of fresh bacon and a pint of freshly pulled beer.
[14:36:21] <Truckin> baconator++
[14:36:21] <Bender> karma - baconator: 1
[14:36:28] <Truckin> I think I'll get a couple baconators this weekend.
[14:36:35] <FatPhil> If they're hungry and thirsty, they're welcome.
[14:36:42] <Truckin> Agreed, fatphil
[14:38:11] <Truckin> When will Europe wake up?
[14:38:27] <Truckin> And DESTROY the Islamic scum?
[14:38:29] <FatPhil> Oooh, like a sleeping bear?
[14:38:29] <boru> If only NATO would stop invading the ME... The root cause of the problem is the MIC. The radicalisation of ISIS is a direct result of the US invasion of Iraq.
[14:38:42] <boru> Or are you too stupid to realise that?
[14:38:43] <Truckin> I agree with you, boru.
[14:38:55] <boru> Disband NATO. Problem solved.
[14:38:56] <Truckin> I am extremely anti-interventionist.
[14:39:10] <Truckin> NATO and the UN are cancers.
[14:39:23] <FatPhil> As someone in Estonia, no, please don't disband NATO. We don't like or trust our eastern neighbour
[14:39:46] <Truckin> The moment they wanted to put Saudi Arabia on the human rights council should have been the real wake-up call.
[14:40:16] <Runaway1956> Agree that the invasion of Iraq led to this, but it wasn't NATO and the UN, it was two special snowflakes, Bush and Blair, who caused all that mess
[14:40:36] <Runaway1956> Can't we just execute the two of them? Or, send them to Baghdad for retirement?
[14:42:00] <boru> Alienating the Iraqi republican guard post Iraq invasion spawned ISIS -- where do people think all of those soldiers went...
[14:42:44] <boru> The problem, now, is NATO. France, for example, has been taking bombing campaigns to Syria all year.
[14:43:16] <Truckin> Yeah, that shit's gotta stop.
[14:43:30] <Truckin> The West is doubling-down on their failure in Syria.
[14:43:35] <boru> Bah, anyway, I don't like to discuss politics. I'll go back to work.
[14:43:56] <Runaway1956> But, we gotta give the gift of Iraqi destabilization to the Syrians, so they don't feel left out!
[14:46:00] <n1> Runaway1956, can't even prosecute bush and blair, because according to some 'experts', technically between 2002-2010 you couldn't start an illegal war...
[14:46:57] <Runaway1956> Extrajudicial executions don't depend on anyone's parsing of "legal".
[14:47:00] * Truckin remembers that interpol HQ is in Nice
[14:47:24] <FatPhil> Were Blair to end up behind bars I think I could finally sit back, relax, and say to myself "maybe not everything is fucked up about Britain"
[14:48:14] <Runaway1956> What is the body count in Nice now?
[14:49:07] <Runaway1956> I see an 84 in one of my newsfeeds, but it ain't European
[14:50:07] <Truckin> If there's any good news from this, it's gonna be the boost to not only populist right parties but Trump as well.
[14:50:50] <Runaway1956> Telegraph appears to be up to date as of six minutes ago - 84 dead
[14:51:18] <n1> that's a pretty low bar for 'good news'
[14:51:19] <Runaway1956> Boot all the liberal loons, on both sides of the Atlantic
[14:52:00] * Truckin can't believe he was pro-israal anti-racist liberal years ago
[14:52:23] <n1> Runaway1956, i'd be up for that if it didn't just mean more MIC advocates to fill their place
[14:53:25] <Runaway1956> As of Friday 8 a.m. local time, 18 individuals were in critical condition, 50 were lightly injured, and 120 were receiving treatment, according to a spokesman for the Ministry of the Interior. Prior to the announcement Friday morning that 84 had died, the death toll had been 80.
[14:58:41] <Truckin> Allright, I'm out. May be back on later.
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[14:59:24] <chromas> He's probably gonna get drunk and crash another party
[15:03:18] <cmn32480> oooo
[15:03:25] <cmn32480> too soon chromas... too soon
[15:18:58] <weeds> chromas - too funny! I just spit my coffe all over.
[15:19:37] * cmn32480 hands weeds a towel
[15:19:45] <Runaway1956> partycrashing--
[15:19:45] <Bender> karma - partycrashing: -1
[15:20:19] <weeds> thanks - this keyboard was trash anyway.
[15:26:35] <weeds> what does the "+ "mean in front of some names? How do you "do an action" as cmn32480 did "hands a towel"?
[15:27:07] <cmn32480> us a /me in front
[15:27:15] * cmn32480 explains to weeds how IRC works
[15:27:42] * weeds thanks cmn32480
[15:28:02] * cmn32480 is greatful to be able to help somebody
[15:28:36] <Runaway1956> I think he means this + sign: <+cmn32480>
[15:29:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> + is "voice" and @ is "channel operator" IIRC
[15:29:35] * cmn32480 doesnt' see those
[15:29:42] <cmn32480> .op
[15:29:42] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o cmn32480] by Thor
[15:29:47] <weeds> voice?
[15:30:04] * cmn32480 wonders if he went from a + to an @
[15:30:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> voice just means you get to continue to say stuff if the channel's mode gets set to "moderated" (I forget the code) - everyone without voice or ops doesn't get to speak in that case.
[15:30:23] <cmn32480> voice is the ability to silence people, kick them out, generally be a channel moderator
[15:30:30] <weeds> got it
[15:30:38] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd,
[15:30:41] <cmn32480> is correct
[15:30:49] <cmn32480> operator is what I said
[15:31:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> There's a "half-ops" setting that some servers support but I don't remember how it's different from "ops"
[15:31:36] <cmn32480> on the rare occassions that we have staff meetings in #staff that is moderated
[15:31:51] <cmn32480> everybody cna watch, but only staff can talk
[15:32:15] * AndyTheAbsurd <-- brain absurdly full of sometimes-pointless information
[15:32:16] <cmn32480> .deop
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[15:32:30] <cmn32480> obviously it isn't completely useless
[15:32:34] <cmn32480> we jsut used it!
[15:32:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> there's a lot more stuffed in my brain
[15:33:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> most of which is much less useful than IRC mode settings
[15:34:31] <weeds> I knew this back when it all started, but I've been away for a while and forgot the details.
[15:38:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nissan's ProPilot - http://sylnt.us - not-your-mamma's-cruise-control
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[18:40:22] <mechanicjay> Anyone have good plans for the weekend?
[18:42:19] <weeds> Heading to Topsail NC for a week of PTO...
[18:42:42] <weeds> ~weather topsail
[18:42:44] <exec> 10Topsail Beach, NC, USA - currently 87°F / 31°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 17 mph, humidity 70% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:87°F / 24°C:31°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:85°F / 23°C:29°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:84°F / 23°C:29°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:86°F / 24°C:30°C)
[18:43:16] <weeds> I hope they scatter away from where I am.
[18:43:24] <weeds> you?
[18:45:12] <mechanicjay> Nice, My brother is in NC, Mom and Step Dad are moving there later this year.
[18:45:31] <mechanicjay> Headed to a big AirCooled VW swap-meet and show the next town ove.r
[18:46:09] <weeds> Are we talking 1960's vintage vehicles?
[18:47:18] <mechanicjay> Well, the first VW prototypes where built around '36, the last Aircooled VW in the US was the '81 Vanagon. In short, there will be many '60's era Volkswagens there.
[18:48:21] <mechanicjay> Hoping to pickup some good parts at the swap meet for the '73 Bus project I just bought :)
[18:48:39] <weeds> I didn't realize they covered such a span. My dad had a "bug" when I was a kid.
[18:49:45] <mechanicjay> Believe it or now, VW Mexico, built the original Aircooled bug in for domestic consuption until 2003.
[18:51:11] <mechanicjay> The Bug lasted in the US until '77 for the regular model, and the convertible version limped on until about '80 or so, till the golf based "Cabriolet" came out.
[18:51:39] <mechanicjay> Well, that's probably more history than anyone really needed.
[19:01:06] <weeds> +1 interesting
[19:11:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Possible Cure for Alzheimer's to be Tested Within the Next Three Years - http://sylnt.us - make-it-happen-before-we-get-old
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[21:32:40] <SoyCow8705> There are a couple Breaking News submissions for the milatary coup that is going on in Turkey. Any editors want to jump on it?
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[21:49:09] <TurkTrouble> Holy shit guys,
[21:49:12] <TurkTrouble> It's happening!
[21:49:14] <TurkTrouble> http://news.sky.com
[21:49:14] <Addyi> ^ 03Turkish Military Says It Has Taken Over Country
[21:56:37] * n1 sigh
[21:57:22] <TurkTrouble> Looking over the 28 pages to see what's redacted.
[21:58:04] <TurkTrouble> I like how the refer to Saudi Arabia as an "Ally" with the quotes conspicuously around the word.
[21:59:07] <n1> strategic partner
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[22:07:54] <TurkTrouble> Holy shit, the islamic center of san diego is implicated
[22:07:58] <TurkTrouble> money laundering
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[22:08:06] <TurkTrouble> I hope it gets baconated soon.
[22:08:22] <takyon_> turkey coup story is live
[22:08:25] <takyon_> hi ethanol
[22:08:25] <TurkTrouble> okay, not implicated, but "suspected"
[22:08:29] <TurkTrouble> wuddup
[22:08:34] <takyon_> published dat story
[22:08:35] <TurkTrouble> reading the 28 pages
[22:08:37] <takyon_> gonna food now
[22:08:40] <takyon_> cool
[22:08:51] <takyon_> FBI/DNI disavowed contents
[22:09:09] <takyon_> basically said they followed up on them and disproved a lot of them ----- where are those docs eh?
[22:13:11] <takyon_> BREAKING NEWS: #Soylent can now report that President Obama and Secretary JK are monitoring the situation in Turkey.
[22:13:20] <takyon_> ^fucking CBS news m8
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[22:14:08] <takyon_> APPL STOCK GOES WAY UP, WORKS FOR PRESIDENT ERDOGONE STREAMING HIS LAST MOMENTS
[22:14:14] <takyon_> wooohoo
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[22:30:09] <takyon_> T.T
[22:39:48] <takyon_> shaaaaaawts fired
[22:43:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Attempted Military Coup in Turkey Underway - http://sylnt.us - erdogone
[23:02:03] <takyon_> lol
[23:12:14] <takyon_> erdoleft
[23:13:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> HOME!
[23:15:17] <takyon_> hi!
[23:28:51] <takyon_> habbbeneing
[23:29:14] <takyon_> TheMightyBuzzard I'll get drunk 4 u bby
[23:29:52] <SirFinkus> I'm with my grandma again today
[23:30:12] <SirFinkus> I swore I'd never do this again, but here I am...
[23:30:55] <takyon_> Never do what? Visit your grandma?
[23:30:59] <SirFinkus> yes
[23:31:04] <takyon_> hmmm
[23:31:29] <SirFinkus> she was bitching about the brexit again today
[23:31:46] <SirFinkus> she insists that it's a terrible idea because the UK is going to have to go back to using the pound
[23:31:50] <SirFinkus> ...
[23:32:36] <SirFinkus> apparently she's 100% informed on the issue since she went to London 20 years ago
[23:42:40] <takyon_> lol
[23:42:54] <takyon_> yeah man time to switch out those euros for quid
[23:48:28] <takyon_> bombs and/or tank fire near parliament
[23:58:34] <takyon_> Turkey military 'has opened fire on crowds gathered at Istanbul bridge'