#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-10
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[00:05:48] <chromas> Genius brings iPhone-Shaped Gun to Airport
[00:21:38] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.jpost.com
[00:21:42] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:22:07] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[00:29:12] <chromas> sand people working together. truely this is the end times
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[00:47:52] <SirFinkus> first roadie gig accomplished
[00:48:07] <SirFinkus> utter madness
[01:32:03] <Gravis> augmented reality has already gone very wrong: http://www.independent.co.uk
[01:32:04] <Wesley> ^ 03Pokemon GO virtual reality game leads teenage girl to dead body | Americas | News | The Independent
[01:32:16] <SirFinkus> that sounds like a good thing
[02:26:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Testing System Performance of Semi-Autonomous Cars - http://sylnt.us - can-it-fix-the-idiots-that-don't-know-how-to-drive
[03:57:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Navy's Newest Communications Satellite Hits Glitch - http://sylnt.us - hello,-can-you-hear-me?
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[05:01:24] <Koekepan> Last couple of days, been getting SSL errors. What's wrong? Change your SSL cert authority?
[05:01:46] <SirFinkus> hmm, ssl errors? haven't heard any other reports
[05:02:01] <SirFinkus> mrcoolbp you on?
[05:02:07] <Koekepan> links2 shows it. Lynx seems to as well.
[05:02:08] <SirFinkus> or Deucalion
[05:03:28] <SirFinkus> valid on mine, which error in particular are you getting?
[05:04:00] <Koekepan> Well, the damned thing is intermittent, so I'm trying to duplicate it right now and of course, I'm failing, because Judge Murphy says so.
[05:04:16] <SirFinkus> isn't that always how it goes?
[05:05:19] <SirFinkus> looks like it was renewed on June 1st
[05:05:26] * SirFinkus is not a ssl expert
[05:06:40] <SirFinkus> there were a few general site issues a couple of days ago, slow loading etc
[05:06:46] <SirFinkus> is it still happening?
[05:06:54] <SirFinkus> just to see if it's related
[05:07:12] <SirFinkus> our paulej72
[05:07:13] <Koekepan> It's always been pretty fast for me. Links2 is snappy because it doesn't get cute with javascript and stuff.
[05:07:16] <SirFinkus> or
[05:07:21] <SirFinkus> naw, this was a server side thing
[05:07:44] <Koekepan> It was down for a bit a while back, but of course it's up now.
[05:07:46] <SirFinkus> the exact details are above my (lack of) pay grade
[05:08:11] <SirFinkus> I pinged some guys that should be able to take a peek at it whenever they come on
[05:08:20] <SirFinkus> can you lurk here a while?
[05:08:25] <Koekepan> Sure.
[05:09:08] <SirFinkus> idk when they'll be on next, could be a while. Probably within 24 hours
[05:09:27] * SirFinkus just runs the f@h team
[05:10:41] <Runaway1956> Android studio - installed from repository, and I thought that was that. Fire it up, and it starts downloading a few petabytes of shit. Seems that I just installed the installer . . . .
[05:13:04] <SirFinkus> oh, Koekepan, probably an obvious question, but have you had any trouble with other browsers, or just text ones? Probably not the problem, but figured I'd ask
[05:13:29] <Koekepan> Only the text-based ones that I have on this computer because it's not a regular desktop computer.
[05:14:09] <SirFinkus> ok, cool
[05:14:18] <SirFinkus> well, not cool, but you know what I mean
[05:14:22] <Koekepan> Mind you, something is weird because I get strange redirects that I keep having to rewrite ....
[05:14:46] <SirFinkus> not being able to browse the site in links seems pretty uncool for a tech news site
[05:14:55] <SirFinkus> or getting cert erros
[05:15:31] <Koekepan> I mean, it's nothing I can't work around ... or just ignore and go do something productive .... but I thought I'd say something.
[05:15:42] <SirFinkus> yeah, it's appreciated
[05:16:53] <Koekepan> OK, so links2 is being super uninformative. All it says is:
[05:17:46] <Koekepan> Error loading https://soylentnews.org SSL error
[05:17:47] <Wesley> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments |
[05:17:56] <SirFinkus> ha!
[05:18:09] <SirFinkus> that's like a windows error
[05:18:13] <Koekepan> And yes, for some bizarre reason, it appends the post_comment crap that I keep having to delete every time I change my view of comments.
[05:18:18] <Koekepan> Except this is Debian.
[05:18:57] <Koekepan> Now, if I type in that URL without the post_comment suffix, it works.
[05:19:20] <SirFinkus> sounds like something the devs can work with
[05:19:30] <Koekepan> It strikes me there may be multiple servers handling SSL and links2 is just not smart enough to negottiate between them? Maybe?>
[05:19:30] <arti> undocumented feature!
[05:19:54] <Runaway1956> ~blame
[05:19:56] * exec points at Bytram
[05:20:01] <Koekepan> arti: what, a feature that only people who really, really mean it will work with soylentnews? Not the intended mission, as I understand it.
[05:21:25] <Runaway1956> I think arti was aiming at some levity - sometimes things don't work as intenced, and developers often claim that to be a "feature"
[05:21:49] <arti> runaway1956++
[05:21:49] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 10
[05:21:51] <Koekepan> The intermittence of the problem is what makes me suspect that perhaps more than one server is involved and some of them are performing better than others.
[05:22:08] <SirFinkus> yeah, we do have caching stuff, I'm not sure on the details
[05:22:17] <Koekepan> Runaway1956: oh, I got that. I was just considering the ramifications of such a feature - perhaps a little literal-minded for whimsy.
[05:22:48] * SirFinkus waits for the smart people to join
[05:23:08] <Runaway1956> OH! We have some new members?
[05:23:51] <Koekepan> Only the one old one. 'tis a small thing, but mine own.
[05:25:39] * Runaway1956 thinks Android Studio is trying to download the entire intertubez
[05:26:08] <Koekepan> No, no. It's merely ensuring a free flow of data between you and Alphabet. In everybody's best interests, of course.
[05:26:31] <SirFinkus> speaking of scary data slurping
[05:26:38] <SirFinkus> how the fuck does amazon.com know I'm a student?
[05:26:58] <Koekepan> Profiling based on your purchases and web history.
[05:27:09] * Runaway1956 thinks you may have claimed a student discount
[05:27:11] <Koekepan> Things you looked at and passed over.
[05:27:50] <arti> going to have to add some random creative amazon searches to peeps histories
[05:27:56] <SirFinkus> no student discounts, and all I've bougth or searched for on amazon are guitar strings, a xbox controller, and a 55 galloon bucket of lube
[05:28:12] <arti> you can save a ton if you buy in bulk
[05:28:12] <SirFinkus> 3rd party cookies are blocked
[05:28:20] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[05:28:21] <SirFinkus> bulk?
[05:28:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Are We Alone in the Universe? - http://sylnt.us - hello,-can-you-hear-me---again
[05:28:32] <SirFinkus> that's like, a weekend
[05:28:40] <Koekepan> Oh yes. Bulk orders on those guitar strings can really save you money.
[05:28:41] <arti> amazon is life.
[05:28:45] <Runaway1956> That wasn't "bulk" - that was his elephantine girl friend
[05:28:50] <arti> fingering all those minors
[05:28:53] <chromas> Did you buy anything through the school store?
[05:29:01] <SirFinkus> no
[05:29:01] <chromas> Bender: grab arti
[05:29:01] <Bender> Added quote 746
[05:29:15] <arti> :D
[05:29:32] <Runaway1956> How do you get bender to play back quotes?
[05:29:46] <SirFinkus> !quote 124
[05:29:46] <Bender> Quote 124 - <chromas> The problem with skipping a couple days on the back lawn is it gets itchy
[05:30:00] <Runaway1956> !quote 99
[05:30:01] <Bender> Quote 99 - <TK> I'm going to patent this, be right back
[05:30:07] <chromas> ~quote lube
[05:30:09] <chromas> !quote lube
[05:30:10] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'lube'
[05:30:13] <SirFinkus> won't see him no more
[05:30:13] <chromas> shame
[05:30:45] <Runaway1956> What happened to him? You guys ate him?
[05:30:46] <chromas> why, because you ran out of lube and B strings?
[05:31:22] <arti> he couldn't possibly, because the weekend isn't over yet
[05:31:32] <Koekepan> Amazon can't get me what I want.
[05:31:45] <arti> social justice?
[05:31:52] <SirFinkus> can't get me what I want either ;_;
[05:31:53] <arti> i think you need facebook for that
[05:32:12] <Koekepan> Black swans.
[05:32:27] <Runaway1956> I want a nubile redhead who will get crazy with me and Amazon just fails
[05:32:44] <Koekepan> I can get my own redheads. Black swans are harder to arrange.
[05:32:51] <Koekepan> Failing that, spur-winged geese.
[05:32:55] * SirFinkus notes that Runaway1956 didn't specify gender
[05:33:10] <Koekepan> Neither gender nor sex.
[05:33:39] <Koekepan> Runaway1956 might be holding out for a biologically female, male-identifying asexual but pretty crazy redhead.
[05:33:41] <Runaway1956> The term "nubile" is generally applied to females - I've never heard a male referred to as "nubile"
[05:33:54] <SirFinkus> !quote Runaway1956
[05:33:54] <Bender> Quote 657 - <Runaway1956> I salute you Gravis, you seem to be every bit as much an asshole as I am.
[05:33:58] <Bender> Also in quotes: 658, 669, 683, 744
[05:33:58] <chromas> Neither gander nor goose
[05:34:00] <SirFinkus> !grab Runaway1956
[05:34:00] <Bender> Added quote 747
[05:34:07] <Koekepan> Runaway1956: it's actually unisex. It means marriageable of age.
[05:34:38] <chromas> then clealy he meant pre-nubile
[05:34:39] <Koekepan> It's linguistically linked to the term, connubial.
[05:35:01] <Runaway1956> Whatever - if Amazon offered a couple thousand examples of redheads, I could then refine my search
[05:35:16] <SirFinkus> try craigslist
[05:35:23] <chromas> and google
[05:35:24] <Koekepan> Runaway1956: or alibaba.
[05:35:44] <Runaway1956> I've heard scary stories about craigslist, and Alibaba only seems to sell in bulk
[05:35:49] <Koekepan> The only downside is you'll have to get the ones from alibaba in packs of 20 or more.
[05:35:52] <SirFinkus> no, the ones on alibaba are counterfeits made of cheap dies and plastics
[05:35:57] <Runaway1956> What would I do with ten thousand readheads?
[05:35:57] <SirFinkus> *dyes
[05:36:03] <chromas> Runaway1956: turn a profit
[05:36:17] <Koekepan> Last time I bought livestock off craigslist I met the dude in a public parking lot, and I was armed.
[05:36:59] <Koekepan> It was cool. His dillies were winners.
[05:37:00] * Runaway1956 just goes to the county fairground to look at livestock
[05:37:21] <chromas> [joke conflating the man and his livestock]
[05:37:47] <SirFinkus> just make sure they're stump broken
[05:38:07] <Koekepan> But he didn't have swans for me, either.
[05:38:27] <SirFinkus> man, my back is FUCKED
[05:38:50] <Runaway1956> now that I think about it, I haven't been to a livestock auction for a long time - like about 7 years or more
[05:38:50] * SirFinkus starts ringing bells in the local cathedral
[05:38:55] <chromas> Fall on the lube barrel, Homer style
[05:39:31] <Koekepan> Runaway1956: buying or selling?
[05:39:49] <Runaway1956> bought some goats -
[05:40:01] <SirFinkus> sold his last girlfriend and his mother
[05:40:03] <SirFinkus> BOOOYAAA
[05:40:04] <Runaway1956> I've never sold any livestock -
[05:40:56] <Koekepan> Doing anything interesting with the goats/
[05:41:19] <SirFinkus> I've considered getting goats, but can't be assed to build a fence
[05:41:24] <Runaway1956> Well - they eat undergrowth quite well, but that's not especially interesting
[05:41:53] <chromas> keeps the wife happy while you're away
[05:41:58] <Koekepan> Sheep are better for that in my experience. Less inclination to browse, although my soays will cheerfully browse.
[05:42:06] <Runaway1956> The goats have always respected a five foot fence, no problem - we have a damned sheep ewe that respects no fence
[05:42:17] <Koekepan> What breed?
[05:42:28] <Runaway1956> Nubians mostly
[05:42:32] <SirFinkus> I've heard goats will break through fences all the time
[05:42:38] <SirFinkus> maybe it depends on the breed
[05:42:38] <Koekepan> No, I meant the ewe.
[05:42:58] <Koekepan> Nubians lack the heft and muscle of boers.
[05:43:12] <Runaway1956> Oh , the sheep - Uhhhmmmmm - gotta look - they belong to the grand daughter and I keep forgetting the breed
[05:44:00] <Koekepan> Honestly, if it's just lawn mowing you want, geese do a great job.
[05:44:13] <Koekepan> They also supplement your alarm system wonderfully.
[05:45:02] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - Romney sheep
[05:46:05] <Koekepan> Romneys are pretty big and pushy. Soays are smaller and lighter, though smarter.
[05:46:07] <SirFinkus> fuck geese
[05:46:07] <chromas> Do they go door-to-door?
[05:46:40] <Koekepan> SirFinkus: what's wrong with geese?
[05:46:40] <Runaway1956> They try - the door at the other end of the property, down here to my door, begging for goodies
[05:46:59] <SirFinkus> they shit everywhere, and they're ornery
[05:47:11] <SirFinkus> pests around here
[05:47:20] <Runaway1956> All livestock shit everywhere, and almost all livestock can be ornery
[05:47:26] <Koekepan> SirFinkus: exactly. Especially when they have goslings. Me, they know. Someone unauthorised shows up? It's war.
[05:47:46] <SirFinkus> goats are at least entertaining
[05:47:54] <Koekepan> And I don't care how much of a stealth ninja you think you are, you can't get by my geese without them waking me in time to grab a rifle.
[05:47:54] <Runaway1956> Guinea chickens are equally effective watch-fowl
[05:48:30] <Koekepan> But black swans will seriously hurt someone.
[05:48:48] <Koekepan> Geese raise blisters. Swans break bones.
[05:48:54] <Runaway1956> The advantage of guineas is, they are primeval creatures, eat snakes, small mammals, insects, etc
[05:48:56] <SirFinkus> I could fuck up a swan
[05:49:07] <SirFinkus> never own an animal you can't kill with your bare hands
[05:49:23] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO - no cow for you then
[05:49:45] <SirFinkus> what would I want with a cow anyway?
[05:49:46] <Koekepan> I limit it to animals I can wrestle. Small breed sheep, and poultry (no ratites).
[05:50:30] <Runaway1956> What does anyone (who isn't Hindu) do with a cow? Eat it. Or milk it.
[05:50:53] <Koekepan> Or use it for draft power.
[05:51:14] <Runaway1956> Wow - a cow can operate a fan now?
[05:51:33] <Koekepan> Sorry, draught.
[05:51:35] <Runaway1956> More seriously, I've never harnessed a cow
[05:51:38] <chromas> You can also power your hot air balloon
[05:51:52] <SirFinkus> can also burn down chicago
[05:51:52] <Koekepan> It's not hard, but I don't need it yet.
[05:52:01] <chromas> !grab Koekepan
[05:52:01] <Bender> Added quote 748
[05:52:48] <Runaway1956> Harnessing a mule is fast and easy - horses almost as fast and easy - an ox looks kinda daunting
[05:53:04] <SirFinkus> gave me no trouble in oregon trail
[05:53:28] <Runaway1956> You're old enough, I believe you were on the Oregon trail
[05:53:49] <Runaway1956> Or, did you learn to play the game in your old age?
[05:54:13] <chromas> he was a consultant for the game
[05:54:16] <Koekepan> Runaway1956: you just need to bring them up to it. Especially matched teams.
[05:54:18] <SirFinkus> played it on an ibm ps/2
[05:54:22] * SirFinkus feels old
[05:54:46] <SirFinkus> when we go the 386s, I'd press the turbo button to make the wagon faster
[05:55:03] <Runaway1956> I guess I need to log out and log in to become a member of the android group . . . be back
[05:55:19] <chromas> or run it from a terminal
[05:55:39] <Runaway1956> That might work . . .
[05:56:02] <chromas> disconnecting from irc is the last thing you want to do
[05:56:12] <Koekepan> Of course, to the right audience, a bull is a pretty effective deterrent.
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[05:56:32] <SirFinkus> spainiards?
[05:56:42] <SirFinkus> wearing red ascots?
[05:56:48] <chromas> deterrant, not attractant
[05:56:55] <Koekepan> Three foot horns, a lashing tail, that one hoof tearing up the sod. Doesn't matter what you wear.
[05:57:21] <SirFinkus> that sounds like victim blaming to me
[05:57:56] <Koekepan> Bulls will blame anyone, before, during and after stomping them to reddish puddles of mud.
[05:58:09] <chromas> the bull was triggered. he's the real victim
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[05:58:34] <Koekepan> I'm sure the bull was triggered.
[05:58:43] <Koekepan> Mind you, it doesn't take much.
[05:59:02] <chromas> sounds like bull to me
[06:02:58] <Koekepan> Anyone know what the debian team's aversion is to including a RT Pre-emption kernel with Jessie is?
[06:03:19] <Koekepan> They have one in backports, but you have to backport a fat sack of other crap with it.
[06:08:33] <Koekepan> I think I've worked out a new rule about twitter.
[06:08:51] <Koekepan> You can usually make more sense of hashtags if you replace the hash with the word "only"
[06:09:00] <Koekepan> "Only first world problems"
[06:10:42] <Koekepan> "Only the walking dead" (The crawling dead couldn't make it in time)
[06:11:28] <Koekepan> "Only wake up america" (please leave Europe sleeping)
[06:14:47] <Runaway1956> Android studio had to go - I ran out of disk space. I could resize my partitions, but I am not in the mood for that tonight.
[06:15:07] <Koekepan> Can't blame you.
[06:15:31] * Runaway1956 gives a passing thought to reinstalling on the RAID array
[06:15:38] <Runaway1956> far to much trouble though
[06:15:39] <Koekepan> You don't need a studio. You need a FORTH interpreter and a reference doc for syscalls.
[06:16:13] <Runaway1956> I remember reading a few comics with Sally Forth in them . . . .
[06:16:59] <Runaway1956> equo cleanup put me back into business - everything is running normally again
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[07:30:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Tech Support is Unbearable - http://sylnt.us - just-breathe
[07:35:29] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[07:35:30] <Wesley> ^ 03The Sound of a Nuclear Bomb? - YouTube
[09:31:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Telstra Sacks Hundreds; Work to Move Offshore - http://sylnt.us - send-in-the-kangaroos
[10:23:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:23:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2726
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[10:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[10:52:18] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 92F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny skies. High 93F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
[11:02:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Archaeologists: "Neanderthals Practiced Cannibalism" - http://sylnt.us - grog-eats-grog
[11:40:56] <Runaway1956> Migration leads to larger wings on refugees - https://soylentnews.org
[11:40:57] <Wesley> ^ 03SN Submission by fork(2): Migration Leads to Larger Wings in Monarch Butterfly
[11:41:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> shut up, Wesley
[12:00:03] <Wesley> Butt Captain!
[12:09:54] <Runaway1956> WTF? Wesley is the Butt Captain?
[12:10:43] <Wesley> Twink!
[12:11:21] * chromas tries to add stare-raping to professional skills on fb; ah can't dew it captain!
[12:13:00] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmm - something turns astronauts eyeballs into goo . . . . maybe a subscription to porn mags would solve that
[12:13:15] <chromas> Need to keep them exercised
[12:13:24] <chromas> perhaps they need a 0-g swimming pool
[12:13:58] <chromas> instead of going to the top to surface, they just find the nearest large bubble for air
[12:14:08] <Runaway1956> They'll just drain the goo into the swimming pool
[12:14:40] <chromas> well either way there's going to be goo, whether from their eyeballs or wherever
[12:14:48] <chromas> balls gonna leak
[12:15:12] <Runaway1956> People are disgusting, aren't they?
[12:15:30] <chromas> that's why I wear a hat
[12:15:31] <Runaway1956> people who don't even have balls tend to leak as well
[12:16:54] <chromas> Cheekyleaks
[12:16:57] <Runaway1956> It's about 7:15 - time to check my own eyelids for light-tight integrity
[12:18:38] <chromas> they need hash for integrity
[12:27:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> sha256 do?
[12:33:29] zz_janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[12:33:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clinton Aide Burned Daily Schedules on 'More than One Occasion' - http://sylnt.us - contain-your-surprise
[12:45:05] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, ~gday to you
[13:12:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, heya heya
[13:12:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> was busy eating pancakes
[13:12:37] <janrinok> not a bad thing to be doing on a Sunday... :)
[13:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, sundays are good for pancakes and butt sitting
[13:13:35] <janrinok> butt sitting as well - damn, that is almost perfect
[13:14:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, add coffee and it's a near perfect morning
[13:14:40] <janrinok> mid afternoon here - soon be time for something to snack on
[13:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, a nap would round the afternoon out nicely as well.
[13:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> and have you rested up for evening fishing.
[13:18:43] <janrinok> is that your plan?
[13:19:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, have obligations this evening. my presence is required at an ice cream making shindig.
[13:19:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a terrible burden
[13:19:37] <janrinok> lol - hardly sounds like a hardship
[13:22:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta make sure i'm good n rested up for tuesday n wednesday though. got some serious fishing to do.
[13:22:41] <janrinok> local or are you going somewhere special?
[13:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> lake texoma so semi-both. striper fishing.
[13:23:29] <janrinok> never heard of stripers
[13:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g striped bass
[13:23:40] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The striped bass (Morone saxatilis), also called Atlantic striped bass, striper, linesider, pimpfish, rock, or rockfish, is an anadromous Perciforme fish of the ..."
[13:23:42] <janrinok> now, strippers, that's a different matter...
[13:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> suckers can get up to 80lbs
[13:24:52] <janrinok> 80 lbs should help fill the freezer
[13:25:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'exactly what i was thinking. allowed five a day and i have two days.
[13:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> quite possible to go home with a hundred pounds of fish fillets
[13:26:38] <janrinok> very tasty - I must call in for a beer and a few fillets some time...
[13:27:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> chips too i expect. can't not have fried taters if you're having fish and are british.
[13:27:37] <janrinok> games on!
[13:28:20] <janrinok> surprised you called 'em chips though - I thought you guys preferred 'fries'
[13:29:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> we do, you cut em slightly different for "chips" though so shurg
[13:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i get enough stocked up in the freezer, i may have to invite the site to a fish fry
[13:31:21] <janrinok> I'll have to book flight tickets with my SN pay!
[13:31:56] * TheMightyBuzzard channels mrcoolbp and gives janrinok a 50% raise
[13:32:17] <janrinok> that'll make a whole world of difference :)
[13:34:31] <janrinok> we had a comment a few weeks back on a story where someone was complaining about an error in a story - they wanted to know what on earth the eds were paid for, because they were surely not doing their job!
[13:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
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[14:10:17] <janrinok> time to go - have a good one!
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[14:44:41] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard: someone was having ssl issues last night
[14:44:47] <SirFinkus> should be in scrollback
[14:51:34] <SirFinkus> gtg
[15:19:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, nothing wrong with our ssl. might be someone mitm-ing him though
[15:20:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> our ssl terminates at the single load balancer. beyond that it's all regular old http.
[15:32:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[15:32:55] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[15:35:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather las vegas, nv
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[15:35:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather reno, nv
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[15:41:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather reno, nv
[15:41:03] <MrPlow> got http response code 404
[15:41:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather las vegas, nv
[15:41:16] <MrPlow> got http response code 404
[15:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[15:42:08] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[15:43:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather las vegas, nv
[15:43:28] <MrPlow> got http response code 404
[15:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather reno, nv
[15:43:31] <MrPlow> got http response code 404
[15:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh
[15:44:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[15:44:35] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[15:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather reno, nv
[15:52:36] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 77F. Winds W at 15 to 25 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny. High 84F. Winds E at 10 to 15 mph.
[15:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather las vegas, nv
[15:52:53] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny with gusty winds. High 102F. Winds SW at 25 to 35 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny. High 101F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph.
[15:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> rar, spaces is workin
[15:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[15:53:50] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[15:54:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake yourself
[15:54:32] * MrPlow smakes yourself upside the head with a cane toad
[15:54:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather new york, ny
[15:54:51] <MrPlow> Today: Considerable clouds this morning. Some decrease in clouds later in the day. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 82F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 84F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.
[15:54:53] <chromas> #smake yo'se'f
[15:54:53] * MrPlow smakes yo'se'f upside the head with a tama lama ding dong
[15:56:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... guess i could make it get weather for someone else by nick
[15:57:45] <chromas> #weather pants, NO
[15:57:45] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
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[16:22:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[16:22:54] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[16:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather new york, ny
[16:23:28] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 82F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: A few passing clouds, otherwise generally sunny. High 84F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.
[16:23:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[16:23:33] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 88F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 87F. Winds light and variable.
[16:23:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[16:23:46] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 88F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 87F. Winds light and variable.
[16:23:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[16:23:50] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 88F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 87F. Winds light and variable.
[16:23:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather Bytram
[16:23:58] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[16:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather chromas
[16:24:06] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[16:24:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather SirFinkus
[16:24:33] <MrPlow> Today: Some sunshine with a thunderstorm or two possible this afternoon. High 73F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Tomorrow: Mostly cloudy skies. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 71F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph.
[16:24:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha!
[16:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather new york, new york
[16:25:18] <MrPlow> Today: Considerable clouds this morning. Some decrease in clouds later in the day. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 82F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 84F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.
[16:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather albany, new york
[16:25:35] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High near 75F. Winds WNW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. High 81F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph.
[16:25:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff
[16:27:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather crutchy
[16:27:51] <MrPlow> Today: Sun and a few clouds with gusty winds. High 57F. Winds N at 20 to 30 mph. Tomorrow: Windy. Rain showers in the morning becoming less numerous in the afternoon. High 53F. Winds NW at 20 to 30 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
[17:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[17:20:38] <Bender> karma - naps: 43
[17:20:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> zzzz
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[17:45:15] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
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[18:39:07] <Runaway1956> $ equo moo
[18:39:07] <Runaway1956> ╠
[18:39:07] <Runaway1956> _____________
[18:39:07] <Runaway1956> < Entromoooo! >
[18:39:07] <Runaway1956> -------------
[18:39:08] <Runaway1956> \ ^__^
[18:39:10] <Runaway1956> \ (oo)\_______
[18:39:12] <Runaway1956> (__)\ )\/\
[18:39:14] <Runaway1956> ||----w |
[18:39:16] <Runaway1956> || ||
[18:39:28] <Runaway1956> I didn't know that equo had supercow powers.
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[21:36:58] <chromas> it's obviously the Illuminat-eye witchcraft distorting their vision to allow the astronauts to believe they're actually flying around a spherical cow instead of the infinite plane the world obviously is
[21:52:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bytram
[21:52:46] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with a cane toad
[21:53:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> running a story instead of asking me or paulej72 or audioguy or mechanicjay indeed...
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