#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-07
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[01:30:04] <SirFinkus> it's shocking how competent Dark Souls is
[01:30:10] <SirFinkus> almost a perfect game
[01:30:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Juno Made It to Jupiter -- Now What? - http://sylnt.us - outer-limits
[01:30:20] * SirFinkus welcomes himself to 2011
[03:01:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three Convicted in Libor Rigging Trial - http://sylnt.us - crime-does-not-[always]-pay
[03:01:28] <takyon> dank souls
[03:01:53] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[05:02:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Blob and El Niño - http://sylnt.us - current-developments
[06:34:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Simulations Suggest Prebiotic Reactions Could Occur on Titan Without Water - http://sylnt.us - is-the-methane-and-ethane-rain-purple?
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[08:35:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Half a Million Hoverboards Recalled by U.S. Government - http://sylnt.us - hoverboards-grounded
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[10:06:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Programmable RNA Vaccines - http://sylnt.us - but-is-it-object-oriented?
[10:25:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:25:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2720
[10:40:13] <Subsentient> Wait, do we not have a working URL bot?
[10:40:26] <Subsentient> http://google.com
[10:40:26] <Wesley> ^ 03Google ( http://www.google.com )
[10:40:29] <Subsentient> nvm
[10:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> shut up, Wesley
[10:47:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, time for some vidya then the ritual pre-vacation house cleaning
[11:07:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Juno Made it to Jupiter -- Now What? - http://sylnt.us - outer-limits
[11:13:38] <chromas> We need other probes named after free email & internet services
[11:28:04] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:28:06] * exec proverbially nudges a fartbox of Windows 10 toward TheMightyBuzzard
[11:28:29] * cmn32480 hand TheMightyBuzzard the keys to the SoylentNews bulldozer to help him in his cleaning
[11:38:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Responds to Open Records Request by Having Requester Indicted, Arrested - http://sylnt.us - every-trick-in-the-book
[11:58:48] <cmn32480> is it jsut me, or did the site jsut shit the bed
[12:00:36] <boru> 5x5 here.
[12:00:57] <cmn32480> prolly one of the front ends
[12:01:06] <cmn32480> I ahve texted TheMightyBuzzard
[12:01:20] <cmn32480> If he is not too immersed in a world of fantasy, he may join us
[12:01:42] <cmn32480> rest of the web seems fine...
[12:01:58] * cmn32480 wonders who to blame
[12:02:04] <cmn32480> ~blame
[12:02:06] * exec points at Bytram
[12:02:11] <cmn32480> well.. there you go!
[12:02:18] * boru chuckles
[12:04:00] <cmn32480> that command is like rolling a one sided die
[12:04:54] <boru> I always assumed it was just `{ return 'Bytram'; }`
[12:08:03] <cmn32480> it pretty much is
[12:11:49] <cmn32480> site's back
[12:12:33] <boru> Spell cast: server reboot lvl 1
[12:13:07] <boru> Intermediary routing table might've updated between you and there.
[12:13:09] <cmn32480> I don't ahve that kinda power
[12:13:18] <cmn32480> could be
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[12:15:21] <weeds> salutations one and all
[12:18:52] <cmn32480> greetings good sir!
[12:18:59] <cmn32480> ~gday weeds
[12:19:01] * exec half-heartedly violates an amulet of hatred with weeds
[12:27:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday cmn32480
[12:27:56] * exec buttmagically pairs a D cup of granola with cmn32480
[12:30:46] <weeds> an "amulet of hatred" that's not very much, I guess
[12:37:31] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:37:33] * exec analiciously formulates a +1 mace of SARS for AndyTheAbsurd
[12:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, guys, if you're gonna text me that the site's broke, make sure n break it first.
[12:52:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:52:54] * exec whole-heartedly ejaculates a drum of AIDS at cmn32480
[12:53:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, close call. windows 10 or aids...
[12:54:06] <cmn32480> it was. i swear
[12:57:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... msg me your ip address so i can check for it in the firewall logs
[12:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause several ip addresses have been hammering us pretty regularly
[12:59:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, yer in the firewall logs
[13:00:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno how ya managed it. no browser will intentionally open any more than 8 connections to a single site at once.
[13:09:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AnandTech Interview With Seagate's CTO: New HDD Technologies Coming - http://sylnt.us - not-a-flash-in-the-pan
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[13:59:30] <Runaway1956> Jesus chrits - another one -
[13:59:34] <Runaway1956> http://heavy.com
[13:59:34] <Wesley> ^ 03WATCH: Falcon Heights, Minnesota Police Shooting Facebook Live Video | Heavy.com
[13:59:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, me n the roomie was just talkin about that
[14:00:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty fucked up. the guy was damned stupid for resisting arrest but that ain't no excuse to shoot a motherfucker.
[14:01:22] <Runaway1956> This one seems to have offered no resistance - this isn't the Sterling guy in Louisiana
[14:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[14:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i'm pretty happy about them tweaks i did on apache last night. site's noticably more snappy in serving up pages today.
[14:03:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> not hugely but noticeably
[14:04:24] <cmn32480> 'cept when she doens't let me on at all
[14:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> audioguy, hows about we change the logging of RECENTDROP packets to only print out one every minute or five?
[14:07:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> if we can do it on a per-ip basis anyway
[14:08:01] <weeds> what a mess - another cop kills a guy for what seems like little or no reason.
[14:09:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should get rid of cops and go back to mob justice. simpler.
[14:11:06] <boru> I assume that you only get one side of the story with bleeding heart media like that, though. I'm not defending either side, but it seems like a very emotive article.
[14:11:20] <boru> Family pictures, the guy in a shirt and tie etc.
[14:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> watch the vid if ya prefer. g/f filmed the thing n put it on facebook
[14:13:08] <boru> And the video captures the entire scenario, including the events leading up to it?
[14:13:19] <boru> (I'm not in a position to watch here at work)
[14:13:32] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not interested enough to watch
[14:14:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> there are corrupt cops, more at 10.
[14:14:30] <boru> Heh, indeed.
[14:14:34] <boru> Seems the same the world over.
[14:14:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically
[14:15:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i really don't wanna get in there and do the dishes. i kinda let em pile up.
[14:16:38] <boru> Defenestrate them, acquire new ones.
[14:18:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would but most of em are pots n pans. we're smart enough to use paper plates and plastic silverware around here for the most part.
[14:24:29] <weeds> so what's this crazy greeting generator? (I have been away for a while)
[14:24:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday weeds
[14:24:44] * exec suspiciously cyberbullies a wallet of medium salsa at weeds
[14:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can add stuff to it but i forget how and it's poorly documented
[14:26:08] <weeds> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:26:10] * exec homogeneously passes an msi package of glowballs to TheMightyBuzzard
[14:26:13] <weeds> I see
[14:26:30] <boru> No one will be accosted with bungalows of stroopwafels, sadly.
[14:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday >beverage moose turd pie
[14:26:32] <exec> added to beverages
[14:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that much i remember
[14:29:03] <boru> Hmm.
[14:29:25] <boru> ~gday <beverage extreme blueberries
[14:29:26] <exec> error: beverage not found
[14:29:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> wrong direction. that's for removal.
[14:30:02] <boru> Aye, I was just wondering if it were Perl file i/o is all.
[14:30:10] <boru> I don't know what bot is written in what.
[14:30:14] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[14:30:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, exec is a php beastie at the core that calls other scripts via shell
[14:31:20] <boru> Ah, PHP. Should be trivial to spawn a remote shell, then.
[14:31:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'm out. dishes need done and clothes needing packed.
[14:31:45] * cmn32480 hands tmb the bulldozer keys again
[14:32:05] <cmn32480> ~gday >beverage extreme blueberries
[14:32:07] <exec> added to beverages
[15:10:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Forget 1 Exaflops. How about 100 Exaflops in 2030? - http://sylnt.us - sounds-good-to-me
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[15:44:04] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by Thor
[15:44:41] <Runaway1956> subsentient - how did you decide to use that nick? Lower than sentient, or am I missing something witty?
[15:45:07] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: That's a depressing story.
[15:45:26] * Runaway1956 googles depressing story
[15:45:41] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: lol
[15:47:26] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Well it has to do with the OCD that hit me back in 2011, when I was 16.
[15:47:50] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: It created a lot of opportunity for introspection.
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[15:48:29] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Basically the meaning behind it to me is to place myself as a lower priority than others. Not as a depressing statement, but as a declaration of intent.
[15:48:38] <Subsentient> Do you understand?
[15:48:43] <Runaway1956> Cool - was just wondering if it was a joke that I couldn't figure out
[15:48:53] <Subsentient> Nah, it's got a personal meaning to me.
[15:49:04] <Runaway1956> Got it!
[15:49:14] <Subsentient> Also, I have several names that people know me by, and Subsentient is the only one I consider 'mine'.
[15:49:30] <Subsentient> I actually think of myself as 'Sub' in my internal monologue
[15:50:03] <Runaway1956> Did ya see the latest police shooting of a black with a gun? Just hit any online news site - if you want the live stream video just check my submission of breaking news
[15:50:32] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Nurble
[15:50:55] <Runaway1956> The news is everywhere it seems - this looks like the poster child that "Black lives matter" has been looking for.
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[16:41:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - North American Energy Deal Places Focus on Mexico - http://sylnt.us - looking-for-a-wind-fall
[16:52:10] <Runaway1956> Gmail did away with that interface for sending SMS messages.
[16:52:22] <Runaway1956> I had to go looking for a "how to"
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[16:52:28] <Runaway1956> http://www.digitaltrends.com
[16:52:28] <Wesley> ^ 03How to Send Free Text Messages From Your PC | Digital Trends
[16:53:05] <Runaway1956> It works - couldn't make a phone call due to piss poor service, but the SMS went through!
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[17:06:04] <mechanicjay> Has anyone seen my motivation today? I seem to have misplaced it.
[17:27:31] <Runaway1956> I think I saw it, laying in the middle of the intersection, at the 4-way stop west of town.
[17:27:41] <Runaway1956> It didn't look real healthy.
[17:28:26] <Runaway1956> Note that they are repaving the highway going west of town, so dozens of heavily loaded dump trucks have run over it.
[18:12:06] <mechanicjay> Runaway1956: This is bad news.
[18:13:18] <mechanicjay> There's a giant body water a little further west of town. Maybe I should seek my motivation out there.
[18:22:29] <Runaway1956> mechanicjay - you'll probably find TheMightyBUzzard out there, but I don't know about any motivation
[18:43:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Snapchat Adds Photo Archiving Service - http://sylnt.us - doesn't-that-defeat-the-purpose?
[19:49:16] <paulej72> mechanicjay: I borrowed it for a bit, but you can have it back. I think I used it all up though.
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[20:14:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Finds That Legalized Medical Cannabis Led to a Decline in Medicare Prescriptions - http://sylnt.us - enraging-drug-comapnies-everywhere
[21:06:58] <Bytram|away> Runaway1956: I'm working on your submission right now.
[21:22:02] <Bytram> Runaway1956: Story is now on the main page -- thanks a bunch for the submission~
[21:22:31] <Bytram> time to make lunch; biab
[21:22:32] <Bytram> afk
[21:45:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Falcon Heights, Minnesota Police Shooting Facebook Live Video [WARNING: GRAPHIC] - http://sylnt.us
[22:03:10] <FatPhil> well, this ain't a SM story, but I'll leave the URL here just for S&Gs: https://www.washingtonpost.com
[22:03:17] <Wesley> ^ 03Mom who joined teens? alcohol- and drug-fueled ?naked Twister? party avoids prison - The Washington Post
[22:41:29] <Bytram|away> time to run some errands; don't know if I'll be able to get back on later.
[22:46:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When can Password Sharing put you in Prison? - http://sylnt.us - get-your-own-account!
[22:46:42] <mechanicjay> Ugh, users.
[22:47:01] <mechanicjay> "Hi, please tell me these three things so I can get this set up for you."
[22:47:34] <mechanicjay> <responds with paragraphs of irrelevant information, completely ignoring the initial questions.>
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[23:16:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Open-Sources its New Compression Algorithm LZFSE - http://sylnt.us - good-and-fast-and-cheap?
[23:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[23:30:37] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 38
[23:32:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> greetings from chili's where they love me so much that when I ask for a beer they bring me two.
[23:52:37] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: I need to find a place like that!