#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-04
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[00:34:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Solution for Bad Wi-Fi - http://sylnt.us - unpatented?
[01:40:21] <Deucalion> Mr dwgjpe was joining us via mibbit earlier. I could nix mibbit users from connecting to our ircd, but I feel that would go against our ethos as a community and would pretty much dissolve any remnants of self respect I have left. So... I'll not be doing it.
[01:41:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, he still wasn't as annoying as EF can get so shurg
[01:51:12] <Deucalion> Would also kinda fly in the face of lifting the TOR related rbl thingamy last week... I'm surprised I even remember that, I thought my NVRAM reset each time I slept
[02:15:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[02:15:35] * exec points at Bytram
[02:20:21] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[02:20:26] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy how do I activate exec's hostmask
[02:20:55] <cmn32480> well... his ears were burning I guess
[02:21:06] <Bytram> cmn32480: !!
[02:21:16] <Deucalion> spoooky... must have a spy in the camp
[02:21:18] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[02:21:20] * exec deliciously generates a small script that substitutes a powerpoint presentation of tofurkey for bytram
[02:21:21] <crutchy> cmn32480, its probably not identified with nickserv
[02:21:22] <chromas> ~login
[02:21:27] <cmn32480> or he really is TMB...
[02:21:28] <chromas> maybe not
[02:21:40] <Deucalion> crutchy...
[02:21:51] <cmn32480> he does log in via nickserv
[02:21:52] <Deucalion> * [exec] is logged in as exec
[02:21:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[02:21:57] <Deucalion> :D
[02:21:57] <crutchy> hmm. nope looks like it is yeah
[02:22:01] <Runaway1956> Two fat broads (one of them black) a space cadet and a geek - all dressed in tacky clothing, you've got all you need for a movie - https://r4---sn-q4fl6n76.googlevideo.com
[02:22:01] <Runaway1956> 332%2C9438506%2C9439193%2C9439652%2C9439884%2C9439951%2C9440376&sparams=dur%2Cid%2Cinitcwndbps%2Cip%2Cipbits%2Citag%2Clmt%2Cmime%2Cmm%2Cmn%2Cmpr%2Cms%2Cmv%2Cnh%2Cpl%2Cratebypass%2Crequiressl%2Csource%2Cupn%2Cexpire&source=youtube&mime=video%2Fwebm&lmt=1457053795662537&ms=au&mv=m&mt=1467598344&dur=0.000&mn=sn-q4fl6n76&mm=31&upn=jrGhPvLuHbk&id=c37ba01cffb2657c&mpr=1250000&ipbits=0&ip=162.216.46.115&key=yt6&requiressl=yes&sver=3&signature=745FDD32118
[02:22:01] <Runaway1956> 8012FE36A887777DEC8D905F70281.1C8A0A16DD1B20959356DDADD6C49A7E2A0D1690&pl=24&nh=IgpwcjAyLmRmdzA2KgkxMjcuMC4wLjE&ratebypass=yes&initcwndbps=1220000
[02:22:10] <crutchy> wtf?
[02:22:14] <Runaway1956> Wow - that URL is fucked
[02:22:15] <crutchy> that's some url
[02:22:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> well we do both love beer n coffee and not getting bit by spiders
[02:22:23] <cmn32480> dude... runaway vomited in the channel
[02:22:40] <crutchy> figured out why my steam account was hobbled
[02:22:46] <Runaway1956> I shoulda LOOKED at that URL before copying it, LMAO
[02:22:51] <crutchy> apparently i didn't confirm my email address
[02:23:07] <Deucalion> ya think Runway1.... ya think??
[02:23:14] <cmn32480> crutchy - you rebel!
[02:23:34] <Runaway1956> You shouldn't even have to confirm an email - fuck those fascists
[02:23:42] <Deucalion> which?
[02:25:20] <Runaway1956> Some dude lost his foot in Times Square - any volunteers to help him find it?
[02:25:51] <chromas> don't you mean give him a hand?
[02:26:15] <Runaway1956> He'd look pretty funny walking on one hand and one foot . . .
[02:26:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, s/d$/djob/
[02:26:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah, no sed
[02:27:33] <cmn32480> ~sed on
[02:27:35] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[02:28:13] <Runaway1956> I think Chromas sed it - it wasn't me
[02:28:48] <Bytram> this is a word
[02:28:48] <Bytram> s/word/test/
[02:28:48] <Bytram> #smake exec
[02:28:48] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with bunged up data
[02:28:48] <sedctl> <Bytram> this is a test
[02:28:54] <exec> <Bytram> this is a test
[02:28:58] <Bytram> he sed she sed, right?
[02:29:15] <Bytram> little bit of a delayed reaction there!
[02:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah to the lot of yas. ima go sleeps.
[02:29:40] <Runaway1956> I got no idea what she sed - I'm still laughing at the cast of ghost busters, didn't hear a word any of them said
[02:30:10] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: soundslike aplan
[02:30:10] * Bytram needs sleep, but story queue is low and I stillneed to finish writing the 2nd aniversary article
[02:30:50] <chromas> Is it February already?
[02:30:55] <Runaway1956> Story queue? Did you read about the interdimensional portal hanging over the CERN lab?
[02:31:18] <crutchy> sed
[02:31:21] <crutchy> s/d/x/
[02:31:21] <sedctl> <crutchy> sex
[02:31:23] <exec> <crutchy> sex
[02:31:27] <crutchy> ~sed off
[02:31:28] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[02:31:38] <chromas> crutchy: s/f.*/n/
[02:31:38] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> ~sed on
[02:31:39] <Runaway1956> https://r4---sn-q4fl6n76.googlevideo.com
[02:31:39] <Runaway1956> mm%2Cmn%2Cmpr%2Cms%2Cmv%2Cnh%2Cpl%2Cratebypass%2Crequiressl%2Csource%2Cupn%2Cexpire&source=youtube&mime=video%2Fwebm&lmt=1457053795662537&ms=au&mv=m&mt=1467598344&dur=0.000&mn=sn-q4fl6n76&mm=31&upn=jrGhPvLuHbk&id=c37ba01cffb2657c&mpr=1250000&ipbits=0&ip=162.216.46.115&key=yt6&requiressl=yes&sver=3&signature=745FDD321188012FE36A887777DEC8D905F70281.1C8A0A16DD1B20959356DDADD6C49A7E2A0D1690&pl=24&nh=IgpwcjAyLmRmdzA2KgkxMjcuMC4wLjE&ratebypass=yes&init
[02:31:40] <Runaway1956> cwndbps=1220000
[02:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Runaway1956
[02:31:46] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with Ethanol-fueled's 5" extender
[02:31:48] <Runaway1956> Holy FUCK
[02:32:02] <Runaway1956> that is NOT what I copied
[02:32:08] <crutchy> Runaway1956's clipboard has been hijacked :p
[02:32:25] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[02:32:27] <Wesley> ^ 03Spooky clouds over CERN spark 'portal to other dimensions’ theory — RT Viral
[02:32:51] <Runaway1956> Errrrr - maybe I didn't actually copy it the first time?
[02:35:08] <cmn32480> repeat after me Runaway1956
[02:35:14] <cmn32480> Ctrl-C
[02:35:37] <chromas> Runaway1956: Ghostbusters is a conspiracy. Harold Ramus dies and suddenly they're making a new one? I bet they won't even show us the long-form autopsy certificate that shows femtrails melt the patriarchy
[02:35:38] <cmn32480> it was funnier in my brain
[02:35:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3-D Paper-Based Microbial Fuel Cell Operating Under Continuous Flow Condition - http://sylnt.us
[02:35:51] <Runaway1956> right-click > copy
[02:36:11] <chromas> nah, ctrl-c to terminate
[02:36:19] <chromas> it's cleaner than a hanger
[02:38:06] <Runaway1956> The new anti-pervert measure?
[02:38:12] <Runaway1956> Swedish police have revealed that they will offer young women wristbands with the slogan “POLICEAVSPÄRRAT #tafsainte” [Police cordon, don’t grope] in Swedish, to prevent sexual assaults.
[02:39:00] <Runaway1956> Like - some young punk is going to look at her wrist band? Hell no - he's looking at her ass, or her breasts
[02:39:39] <chromas> das racis
[02:39:43] <chromas> muslims can't read
[02:40:11] <Runaway1956> nahhh, das 'tarded - they should learn to read like other modern men
[02:40:47] <chromas> in any other situation those wristbands would be blaming the victim
[02:41:17] <Runaway1956> Well, if she hadn't been wearing a wristband, I wouldn't have felt her little boobies
[02:42:05] <chromas> I wonder if they're handing out bands to the kiddos too
[02:43:43] <Runaway1956> Moving to the stupid Windows machine - I can see it has crashed one more time . . . .
[02:45:06] -!- exec has quit [Changing host]
[02:45:06] -!- exec [exec!~exec@crutchys.brothel] has joined #Soylent
[02:50:38] * cmn32480 giggles
[02:50:54] <cmn32480> you s'poed to shut it off first
[02:51:31] <Deucalion> shut what off?
[02:54:55] <Bytram> !uid
[02:54:56] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6278, owned by lennart
[02:58:35] <Bytram> only about 8 hours until we have a "new moon".
[03:00:41] <crutchy> wat?
[03:00:44] <crutchy> lol
[03:01:10] <crutchy> i have a virtual brothel now?
[03:02:57] <Deucalion> ask cmn32480 - tis his fault. Shout at me if you'd rather not have a brothel and I'll change it up :D
[03:04:53] <cmn32480> ~blame
[03:04:54] * exec points at Bytram
[03:05:02] <cmn32480> see?? not my fault crutchy
[03:05:59] * Deucalion dives for the hedge until the shooting dies down... be back once I've recovered
[03:05:59] <crutchy> exec must be the bouncer
[03:06:18] <cmn32480> ~time juggs
[03:06:18] <crutchy> i just hide out inside and count the tiddies :p
[03:06:20] <exec> Monday, 4 July 2016 @ 4:06 am GMT+1 - London, UK
[03:06:36] <crutchy> wtf? dooooood. 4am?
[03:06:40] <cmn32480> Happy Lost the Colonies Day Deucalion!
[03:06:54] <crutchy> nah they still got the colonies
[03:07:03] <cmn32480> none of the impoprtant ones!
[03:07:06] * crutchy is a loyal subject of the british crown
[03:07:34] <crutchy> i'd rather serve the queen of england than the retarded politicians we have down here :|
[03:08:28] <cmn32480> isn't retarded politicians like saying the same thing twice?
[03:08:43] <crutchy> heh. probably yeah
[03:11:31] <Runaway1956> Driver verifier running - if that doesn't find anything, I'm going to assume the damned motherboard has a hardware problem
[03:11:46] <Runaway1956> Buy a new motherboard, and have the wife migrate over to it
[03:12:08] <Runaway1956> Jesus H - I hate troubleshooting without memory dumps . . . .
[03:13:02] <Runaway1956> She had serious heat issues before I modded her case - I'm thinking something got fried on the mainboard
[03:25:59] <takyon> underclock
[03:48:32] -!- Runaway1956 has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[03:56:36] -!- Runaway1956 [Runaway1956!~sabayonus@69.57.klk.zox] has joined #Soylent
[04:16:21] * cmn32480 exits stage left to bed
[04:37:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After Brexit, the "People's Spring is Inevitable" Claims French Nationalist Politician - http://sylnt.us - people's-news
[05:30:52] <Runaway1956> takyon - I took your advice, and underclocked her machine. It isn't noticeably any slower, but that may stabilize it.
[05:33:34] <Runaway1956> Brandy - Paul Masson Peach brandy to be precise - is it worth a fek?
[05:34:00] <Runaway1956> I've sampled a drop of brandy here and there, never found any that I really liked
[05:35:35] <Runaway1956> 27% alcohol - makes me think of rotgut "fortified wine"
[05:39:24] <Gravis> Runaway1956: none of it is worth "a fek"
[05:40:21] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you should drink arsenic instead of alcohol
[05:40:58] <Runaway1956> Ehhhh - I've looked at a few pages about brandy - it really does look like rotgut fortified wines
[05:41:11] <Runaway1956> Maybe that's why I've never been impressed with it
[05:41:46] <Runaway1956> If you've got a good wine, there is no reason to distill it
[05:42:11] <Runaway1956> If you want a distilled high alcohol drink, go with a good whiskey recipe
[05:42:19] <Gravis> sure there is! how do you think they get higher levels of arsenic in it?
[05:42:33] * Runaway1956 decides not to drink the Paul Masson he found in the freezer
[05:43:17] * Runaway1956 thinks he probably gets enough arsenic in his diet already
[05:44:07] <Gravis> Runaway1956: if you haven't died, you haven't gotten enough yet!
[05:44:30] * Runaway1956 wonders if Gravis is his number one fan, or just number two
[05:44:50] <Runaway1956> It's a tossup between you and Azuma I think
[05:45:51] * Runaway1956 notes that pissing into a fan is somewhat less messy than shitting into the fan so number one fan is slightly preferable to number two fan
[05:45:56] <Gravis> Runaway1956: pff... you're no crutchy
[05:46:16] * Runaway1956 aspires to crutchiness
[05:46:44] <Runaway1956> and, I suspect that you aspire to Azuminess
[05:47:05] <Gravis> not at all
[05:47:23] <Gravis> i aspire to be myself
[05:47:30] <Runaway1956> Alas, your white privilege and hetero male privlege prevent you from attaining Azuminess
[05:48:11] <Gravis> Runaway1956: explain
[05:48:46] <Runaway1956> That would be like explaining reality - it just is - it can't be explained
[05:49:54] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i'm asking if you are implying something about "Azuminess"
[05:50:35] <Gravis> Runaway1956: more specifically, about Azuma
[05:50:49] <Runaway1956> Huh? I wouldn't imply anything about Azumi - she is a law unto herself - a force of nature
[05:51:21] <Runaway1956> I have merely catalogued the two of you together, because you are both great fans of mine
[05:52:41] <Gravis> Runaway1956: nah, you're just an old fool who refuses to see the truth because it would be devastating to your worldview.
[05:52:55] <Runaway1956> “Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
[05:52:55] <Runaway1956> "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
[05:52:55] <Runaway1956> "You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing."
[05:52:55] <Runaway1956> "Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.”
[05:53:03] <Gravis> Runaway1956: if you really want to be off the rails, you gotta go full crutchy
[05:53:59] <Runaway1956> Is the crutchy half full, or half empty?
[05:54:24] <SirFinkus> finally got dark souls
[05:54:29] <SirFinkus> been playing drink souls
[05:54:35] <SirFinkus> I'm wasted now
[05:54:47] <Runaway1956> wasted
[05:55:11] <Runaway1956> ~grab SirFinkus
[05:55:18] <SirFinkus> there was a period where I got the hang of it, but died due to stupid shit and stopped getting better at the game
[05:55:26] <Gravis> Runaway1956: crutchy is more than full, he's overflowing.
[05:55:48] <Gravis> Runaway1956: the problem is that it's shit
[05:55:55] <Runaway1956> Gravis: that sounds like a sexual fantasy
[05:56:33] * Runaway1956 is not into homoeroticism
[05:57:10] <Gravis> Runaway1956: on the scale of the internet, it is some dumb bastard's fantasy.
[05:57:41] <Runaway1956> I think that's what I said a minute ago
[05:58:08] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[05:58:08] <Wesley> ^ 03Fake Penis Review: The Big Bad Wolf (Primal Hardwere) - YouTube
[05:58:38] <Runaway1956> SirFinkus - is it overflowing?
[05:59:03] <SirFinkus> no, but the knot simulates a dog's dick
[05:59:22] <SirFinkus> the knot has an optional inflation mechanism, which goes to 4 inches
[05:59:33] <Runaway1956> If I didn't already reject the idea of clicking the link, I certainly do now . . . .
[05:59:57] <SirFinkus> 11 usable inches
[06:00:50] <Runaway1956> So - who benefits from 11 inches, vs 10, 9, or 8 inches?
[06:00:59] <SirFinkus> don't forget the cum tube
[06:01:22] <Runaway1956> Cum tube? So, it does overflow.
[06:01:32] * Subsentient is working on dependency resolution for his package manager
[06:01:35] <Runaway1956> Gravis will be on that like flies on shite
[06:02:16] <SirFinkus> it has a hole and syringe so you can squirt cum lube in
[06:02:45] <SirFinkus> it expands on the tightest part of the ass
[06:03:03] <SirFinkus> it locks it inside you
[06:03:05] <Gravis> Runaway1956: dependency resolution is interesting but not /that/ interesting.
[06:03:40] * Runaway1956 wanders off to read something boring
[06:05:10] <Subsentient> Gravis: My package manager relies on the downloaded catalogs for dependency information, not the packages themselves. That makes it easier to have the server calculate all dependencies once, then save it in a DB. Saves clients the trouble.
[06:06:30] <Gravis> Subsentient: if it's not determined by the client then there is a lot of room for fucking shit up
[06:06:54] <Runaway1956> “Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
[06:06:54] <Runaway1956> Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
[06:06:54] <Runaway1956> All mimsy were the borogoves,
[06:06:54] <Runaway1956> And the mome raths outgrabe.
[06:07:26] <Subsentient> Gravis: I suppose, but it is designed to creation of properly-packaged personal distros very easy
[06:07:36] <Subsentient> wow, grammar bad is much
[06:07:39] <Subsentient> lol
[06:07:56] <Subsentient> Meant to make it easy to make properly dependency-resolved personal distros
[06:10:02] <Gravis> Subsentient: meh, use ldd (or it's code) to actually determine what a package needs
[06:10:12] <Gravis> don't trust the package builder
[06:10:57] <Subsentient> Gravis: The package dependencies are calculated with readelf -h | grep NEEDED (to make cross builds possible)
[06:11:09] <Subsentient> but those determinations are then stored in catalogs server-side
[06:11:49] <Subsentient> oops
[06:11:55] <Subsentient> readelf -d | grep NEEDED
[06:13:56] <Gravis> hmm... readelf. interesting. what is that included with, gcc?
[06:14:08] <Subsentient> Either that or binutils, me thinks
[06:14:28] <Gravis> yeah, binutils
[06:16:00] <Subsentient> Gravis: Uses sqlite for catalogs, openssl for sha512 checksums, curl for networking
[06:16:07] <Subsentient> libcurl*
[06:16:42] <Gravis> clang is more interesting though. i like libc++ and musl but support for musl is limited. :(
[06:17:04] <Gravis> ugh... curl
[06:18:15] <Subsentient> Gravis: What's wrong with libcurl?
[06:18:27] <Subsentient> I've had great luck with it.
[06:19:44] <Gravis> it's another behemoth of a library
[06:20:32] <Subsentient> Gravis: I'm no fan of dependencies, but it works fine for the job.
[06:21:05] <Gravis> yeah, it also relies on a shitload of other libs
[06:21:21] <Subsentient> depends on how you compile it.
[06:21:32] <Gravis> true
[06:21:37] <Subsentient> sec
[06:21:53] <Subsentient> root@Hermetic [loop0] # ldd /lib/libcurl.so
[06:21:53] <Subsentient> linux-gate.so.1 (0xb7700000)
[06:21:53] <Subsentient> libssl.so.1.0.0 => /usr/lib/libssl.so.1.0.0 (0xb7606000)
[06:21:53] <Subsentient> libz.so.1 => /usr/lib/libz.so.1 (0xb75ec000)
[06:21:53] <Subsentient> libc.so.6 => /usr/lib/libc.so.6 (0xb7477000)
[06:21:55] <Subsentient> libcrypto.so.1.0.0 => /usr/lib/libcrypto.so.1.0.0 (0xb72a8000)
[06:21:57] <Subsentient> libdl.so.2 => /usr/lib/libdl.so.2 (0xb72a2000)
[06:21:59] <Subsentient> /lib/ld-linux.so.2 (0x800ff000)
[06:22:01] <Subsentient> that's it
[06:22:14] <Subsentient> zlib and ssl are the only things not included in glibc
[06:23:25] <Gravis> does it /need/ glibc or will any libc work?
[06:24:38] <Subsentient> Gravis: Any libc me thinks
[06:25:05] <Gravis> Subsentient: you should check on that because a lot of stuff from GNU is dependant on proprietary shit
[06:25:23] <Subsentient> Gravis: It works on anything. And libcurl is not GNU
[06:25:31] <Subsentient> Gravis: curl is also cross-platform
[06:25:49] <Subsentient> https://curl.haxx.se
[06:25:51] <Wesley> ^ 03libcurl - the multiprotocol file transfer library
[06:27:37] <Gravis> yeah... it has a lot of extra shit. :(
[06:28:39] <Subsentient> Gravis: How do you mean?
[06:29:32] <Gravis> Subsentient: do you really need Gopher support? -_-
[06:38:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Who Builds the Most Expensive Spaceships? - http://sylnt.us - rockets-by-the-lowest-bidder
[06:44:25] <Subsentient> Gravis: Well you can disable all that shit at compile time.
[06:44:55] <Subsentient> And I'm suprised you're also a dependency-nazi, considering the performance hit from constant malloc/free in C++.
[07:10:03] <crutchy> ooh wow. am i infamous?
[07:10:29] * crutchy aspires to crutchiness too :D
[07:11:00] <boru> Did you say crunchiness?
[07:40:16] <chromas> he stays crutchy in milk
[07:50:23] <Subsentient> crutchy: Oh, that's right, you're a dependency nazi just like me and Gravis.
[07:50:30] <boru> "Have you tried Kellog's Honey Nut Crutchy, yet?"
[07:50:52] * Subsentient drops a gerbil turd in boru 's cereal
[07:51:18] <boru> Pft, I eat steak for breakfast.
[07:51:28] <boru> Give me the gerbil, instead!
[07:51:40] * Subsentient 's vegetarian bones ache thinking about boru 's breakfast
[07:52:12] <boru> Oh, you're one of those free-range humans. Good to know, for when food runs short after the apocalypse.
[07:52:29] <Subsentient> boru: So nobody told you? chromas and crutchy and others know. It's the gerbils that feast on YOUR flesh.
[07:52:51] <Subsentient> But seriously, I'd probably just kill myself in event of apocalypse.
[07:52:55] <Subsentient> No need to endure that bullshit
[07:53:22] <boru> s/bullshit/greatest adventure game of all time/
[07:53:59] <Subsentient> boru: https://www.youtube.com
[07:54:00] <Wesley> ^ 03Scorn Teaser Trailer - YouTube
[07:54:56] <boru> Hmm, that looks interesting.
[07:55:14] <boru> The visuals are quite Eldritch-esque.
[07:55:48] <boru> Actually, I heard id software are making a new Quake. I hope it'll be a remake of the first.
[07:56:09] <boru> Complete with Shub Niggurath.
[07:56:55] <boru> Ah, H.R. Giger inspired design in Scorn. Appreciated.
[07:57:56] <Subsentient> boru: Unfortunately it requires PC horsepower I'll probably never acquire.
[07:59:35] <boru> Hmm, I wonder if my Germanium-based hardware will handle it.
[08:00:38] <boru> I've OC'd my 3930K and 970GTX to the point where the silicon has fused into germanium. It seems to beat the pants off many Xeons in some astronomical data crunching benchmarks.
[08:12:19] <chromas> http://www.zdnet.com
[08:12:20] <Wesley> ^ 03Microsoft prepares one final, full-screen Get Windows 10 nag | ZDNet
[09:10:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HPE Has Won $3 Billion in a Lawsuit Against Oracle - http://sylnt.us - stale-lawsuits
[10:38:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima go get my holiday on and spend the morning playing vidya. yall hit me on the phone if you really need something.
[10:52:37] * Subsentient doesn't have TheMightyBuzzard 's phone number :^(
[11:12:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feds Ask for 27-Month Delay in Release of Clinton Staff Emails - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-long-time
[11:13:01] <boru> I thought it was a euphemism.
[11:25:44] <Subsentient> I'm finding I like to write my C++ like my C. The vast majority of my C++ code is just C that uses namespaces, exceptions rarely, and lots of STL containers.
[11:27:53] <Subsentient> oh, and member functions for plain old structs with no constructors.
[11:29:45] <boru> I haven't been subjected to C++ in over a decade, thankfully.
[11:30:09] <boru> When I look at it now, I dread what compiler authors must go through.
[11:30:31] <boru> "C++14 -- if you figure out how to use it, please let the C++ Standard Committee know"
[11:31:21] <boru> The only high level languages I tend to use these days are C and Forth.
[11:31:57] <boru> I find OOP emetic in most forms, though.
[11:32:12] <boru> That said, I consider D to be what C++ tried -- and failed -- to be.
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[13:13:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews PBC — Happy Birthday to Us! - http://sylnt.us - independence-day
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[13:26:37] <boru> Oh no.
[13:42:21] <n1> ?!
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[17:17:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Bans Anti-Jewish Chrome Extension - http://sylnt.us - oy!
[17:29:54] <chromas> jewgle
[17:43:35] <boru> Not the first time that google has pulled something like that cf. removing ad blocking programs from their phone program repo. I can't I have any sympathy for anyone who willingly subjects themselves to google products.
[18:28:26] <Runaway1956> Wow - Oracle is taking a beating in court these days. Wonder if they regret purchasing Sun now?
[18:29:16] <Runaway1956> Ovreheard in the boardroom, "Guys, Sun isn't the gold mine we thought it was!"
[18:54:40] <chromas> apple--
[18:54:40] <Bender> karma - apple: -6
[19:18:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Slackware 14.2 Released - http://sylnt.us - slacking-on
[19:21:40] <chromas> Bender: s/n$/ff/
[19:21:40] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Slackware 14.2 Released - http://sylnt.us - slacking-off
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[21:20:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook is Keeping its Employees' Politics in Check With Bias Training - http://sylnt.us - that'll-take-care-of-it
[22:29:40] <fliptop> https://soylentnews.org
[22:29:41] <Wesley> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:1, Interesting)
[22:29:59] <fliptop> the 2nd poll is missing an option: cave
[22:32:04] <fliptop> hand-hewn rock
[23:21:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stop Bashing G.M.O. Foods, More Than 100 Nobel Laureates Say - http://sylnt.us - put-your-money-where-your-mouth-is
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[23:38:53] <Gravis> yes! my curmudgeonous comment has been recognized for it's brilliance! https://soylentnews.org
[23:38:54] <Wesley> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:5, Insightful)