#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-02

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[00:04:06] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[00:04:07] <Wesley> ^ 03Next Big Future: China's One Belt One Road is an attempt to physically and economically unify Europe and Asia and $890 billion in deals are a start
[00:05:07] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[00:05:07] <Wesley> ^ 03Next Big Future: Artificial pancreas likely to be available by 2018
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[01:02:15] <Wesley> :(
[01:28:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Calendar Experienced a Widespread Outage Thursday -- Unavailable for Nearly 5 Hours - http://sylnt.us - bad-for-business
[01:30:10] <chromas> Was it...was it scheduled?
[01:30:22] <chromas> All they had to do was check the calendar
[01:35:33] * Bytram is hungry and goes to check the colander
[01:40:15] <Runaway1956> TGIF - go to work, start shutting stuff down, lock up about 7:00 and come home
[01:41:08] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmmm - bytram checking the calendar to decide if he should eat?
[01:41:23] <Runaway1956> He's one of the lizard people, who only need to eat a couple times a month?
[01:41:37] <Runaway1956> Oh COLANDER!!!! Wow. Had me worried there . . . .
[01:42:45] <Bytram> lol
[01:42:58] * Bytram chuckles (and hisses)
[01:43:03] <Runaway1956> Now, MartyB on the other hand, is most definitely one of the lizard people
[01:43:05] <Bytram> ;-)
[01:44:53] <Runaway1956> Sonic chili cheese coneys for dinner tonight - we're having our $th of July potluck, and I'm stopping at Sonic to do my cooking
[01:45:20] <Bytram> sounds expeditious
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[01:46:09] <Runaway1956> Yes, an expedition to harvest an entire pack of wild dogs . . .
[01:46:24] <Runaway1956> Call me the Great White B'wana
[01:46:27] <Bytram> get the basenji ... silence is golden
[01:48:16] <Runaway1956> Agree - but it's easier to track the noisy dogs - yapping and baying gives away their position
[01:49:10] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:49:37] <Bytram> and warn you as they approadch your position so you can climb a tree in time
[01:50:04] <Runaway1956> my folding at home is at a near standstill - fast computer is sick
[01:50:22] <Bytram> sad face
[01:50:27] <Runaway1956> I've enabled memory dumps, found some nvidia issues, but having hell trying to reinstall all that crap
[01:50:42] * Runaway1956 thinks he needs to resintall Windows for the wife
[01:51:01] <Bytram> sounds like a bum trade
[01:51:14] <Runaway1956> Windows 7 - arguably, Microsoft's bestest operating system ever
[01:52:13] <Tramtrist> win2k all the way
[01:52:17] * Runaway1956 didn't even know that memory dumps are disabled by default on a Win7 home edition
[01:52:37] * Bytram does not want their telemetry --is sticking with 7 instead of going up to 10
[01:53:04] <Runaway1956> ditto here - although, if she ever "upgrades" I'll block the telemetry at the router
[01:53:43] <chromas> Set up a linux or bsd vm on windows host, direct all windows traffic through it for firewalling :D
[01:54:17] <Runaway1956> That works - same effect - if Windows can't call home, it can't report anything to The Masters.
[01:54:48] * chromas wonders how inefficient that would be though
[01:55:26] <Runaway1956> you can measure the inefficiency in a couple of mseconds -
[01:55:36] <Runaway1956> and maybe an extra watt of electricity
[01:55:37] <Bytram> brb dishes
[01:56:00] <chromas> faster battery drain maybe
[01:56:03] <chromas> for laptoppers
[01:57:10] <Runaway1956> I don't think I've ever seen the numbers, chromas, but yeah, you'd probably lose a little battery life
[02:03:27] <Bytram> If *I* were MS, I'd make sure the telemetry went to the same IP address range as where the OS updates come from.
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[02:06:05] <Runaway1956> If I were MS, there would be no telemetry - I wouldn't want any responsibility for all the stupid shit involved
[02:06:33] <Runaway1956> It is more than sufficient to get telemetry back from your own computers, being used in your own real life corporate world
[02:07:25] <Runaway1956> Why on earth would I want my finger on the pulse of the criminal world, the sexual deviant's world, the mad hatter's worlds, the terrorist's world -
[02:07:38] <Runaway1956> and worst of all, the world of politicians, or law enforcement
[02:07:56] <Runaway1956> Let the reporters of the world take care of all that crap, I wouldn't want any part of it.
[02:07:59] <Bytram> oh, agreed. But they see the $$$ that Google and Apple are pulling from their phone tie-ins and harvesting and want a cut of the pie, never mind the cost.
[02:08:34] <Runaway1956> Windows phone has made them so much money, yeah, I can see their point of view, LMAO
[02:09:24] <Bytram> nah, not with windows phone, but now that they have the UWP stuff, they can't resist trying to pull the same kind of telemetry on the desktop
[02:10:18] <Bytram> and on the console, too.
[02:17:11] <Runaway1956> Gone - later . . . .
[02:17:50] <Bytram> Runaway1956: later! nice chatting with ya...
[02:18:13] <Bytram> btw, in no way do I condone what MS is doing -- just that I can understand the (possible) thinking behind why they would do it.
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[02:52:03] <Scheisse> sup fellas.
[02:53:14] <chromas> Scheisse en hammer
[02:53:31] <Scheisse> en Scheissenhamer
[02:54:00] <Scheisse> und schissenneger
[02:54:03] <chromas> en Scheissenhammersteenenstein
[02:54:54] <Scheisse> goddamn krauts.
[02:55:10] <chromas> they're just sauer
[02:56:25] <Scheisse> Fuck 'em . Let them continue their policies of multiculturamism.
[02:56:36] <Scheisse> multiculturalism even.
[02:56:53] <Scheisse> (why are you being racist?)
[02:56:54] <chromas> multiculturamuslim
[02:57:19] <Scheisse> I have a hard time believing the horror stories I hear from Europe.
[02:57:20] <chromas> race is just a social construct so stop being racist
[02:59:02] <Scheisse> It makes me sad. This can't be a joke....there are really no-go zones in Europe?
[02:59:50] <Scheisse> No, it can't be. Just a bad joke to provoke reactions.
[03:00:36] <chromas> muslims don't hate us. they just want us to so that we'll hate them and fight with each other so they win
[03:01:10] <Scheisse> muslims == scum.
[03:01:36] <Scheisse> dispatch the fools of be a fool yourself.
[03:01:46] <Scheisse> s/of/or/g
[03:01:46] <sedctl> <Scheisse> dispatch the fools or be a fool yourself.
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[03:04:21] <Scheisse> Fuck...I used to want to visit Britain, and visit Sweden.
[03:04:44] <Scheisse> British_hate_crimes++
[03:04:44] <Bender> karma - british_hate_crimes: 1
[03:04:53] <chromas> taken over by the pc olice
[03:04:54] <Scheisse> Swedish_faggotry--
[03:04:54] <Bender> karma - swedish_faggotry: -1
[03:06:38] <Scheisse> That really bums me out. The whole of Europe was great, until whatever cancer chose to decide that they weren't.
[03:07:33] <Subsentient> Scheisse: hiyah
[03:07:48] <Scheisse> What the fuck are you doing? Stop it!
[03:08:09] * Subsentient farts
[03:08:10] <Scheisse> Not you, Subsentient, but those in the EU.
[03:08:28] <Subsentient> yeah true enough
[03:08:33] <Subsentient> but without the EU, I worry about wars.
[03:09:02] <Scheisse> Subsentient, that's the biggest load of horseshit that's ever been dropped on me.
[03:09:36] <Subsentient> Scheisse: I dunno, I'm worried there'd be more conflict in europe
[03:09:51] <Scheisse> fearmongering bullshit.
[03:10:21] <Subsentient> I can agree with Brexit though, the UK even kept their own currency, they were never really part of it.
[03:10:33] <Scheisse> A silly game played by a bunch of old fools. They're older than 80.
[03:11:01] <Scheisse> They should be assassinated.
[03:11:31] <Scheisse> By a blameless neutral nihilist, no doubt.
[03:11:58] <Scheisse> Subsentient, you're the guy for the job. I can teach you how to shoot.
[03:12:03] <Subsentient> Scheisse: lol
[03:12:16] <Subsentient> Scheisse: I'm more of a hedonistic prioritarian utilitarian.
[03:12:42] <chromas> hedonism eh. well you could rape too while you're there
[03:12:42] <Scheisse> You don't want to shoot to save the world?
[03:12:58] <Subsentient> chromas: ...
[03:13:18] <Subsentient> Scheisse: I'm not sure it'd do the necessary good. History is riddled with good intentions paving the road to hell.
[03:13:32] <Scheisse> fair enough.
[03:13:44] <chromas> rub your body in peanut butter before you run out guns a-blazin'
[03:14:02] <Subsentient> I already do that
[03:14:28] <Scheisse> Hell, I can't do it. I'm on the record as a racist, and any backlash would hurt my fellow racists. I can't have that.
[03:14:45] <Subsentient> lol
[03:15:22] <chromas> nah
[03:15:37] <chromas> you're slightly brown. just yell allahu akbar and they'll ignore it
[03:15:39] * Subsentient thinks if he ever gets his own spacecraft, he'll call it the 'Titanic Hindenburg"
[03:16:03] <Scheisse> chromas, Sweden is not a good vantage point for sniping.
[03:17:03] <Scheisse> if Bavaria can't storm Bilderburg and sieze their records, what makes you think any other Western local would?
[03:17:16] <chromas> isn't Sweden a gun-free zone? guns wouldn't work there anyhow
[03:17:52] * Subsentient contemplates getting Scheisse a copy of Mein Kampf for his birthday
[03:18:16] <Scheisse> Sweden was one of the sacrificial lambs in Mutter Mufti's grand Social Experiment.
[03:18:43] <Scheisse> Subsentient: I already have one. Given to me by a dark-skinned Filipina.
[03:18:51] <Scheisse> Let me show it to you all.
[03:19:29] <chromas> the copy or the Filipina?
[03:20:07] <Subsentient> "Pain me like one of your french girls", "The one in the basement or the one in the freezer?"
[03:25:21] <Scheisse> That girl was a direct descendent of a brutal Filipino dictator.
[03:25:40] <Scheisse> Here is my ecvidence.
[03:25:59] <Scheisse> http://i.imgur.com
[03:26:14] <chromas> heh, "wanK"
[03:26:48] <chromas> is that an assault bottle opener?
[03:27:48] <Scheisse> Yeah.
[03:28:31] <chromas> we need sane, common sense bottle opener laws. bottle openers don't need knife blades
[03:29:37] <Scheisse> Yeah they do. Because when the corkscrew fails, you need a knoife to pry those chunks out.
[03:29:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jet Stream Crossing Equator ‘Climate Emergency’ is Utter Nonsense - http://sylnt.us - seasonal-adjustments
[03:38:32] <SirFinkus> the knife is to cut the foil off
[03:40:44] <Scheisse> No, that's what the corkscrew is for.
[03:41:16] <Scheisse> It s sharp point can remove foils, and dig into corks for removal.
[03:41:28] <SirFinkus> classy
[03:41:38] <Scheisse> I don't even know why knives are on corkscrews.
[03:41:44] <SirFinkus> to cut the foil
[03:41:55] <chromas> use your teeth like an adult
[03:42:20] <Scheisse> the coil can do that. Extend it, then drag its point up to cut a line in the foil.
[03:42:23] <SirFinkus> http://www.wikihow.com
[03:42:24] <Wesley> ^ 034 Ways to Open a Bottle of Wine - wikiHow
[03:42:32] <SirFinkus> my mom has that exact shitty bottle opener
[03:42:56] <Scheisse> Fink, your mom and every other waiter working restaurants that cater to naive assholes.
[03:43:25] <SirFinkus> oh, I have my first gig on friday
[03:43:39] <SirFinkus> next friday obviously
[03:43:53] <Scheisse> noice.
[03:45:57] <SirFinkus> it'll be nice to have some money, I've got my eye on a baritone guitar
[03:46:11] <Scheisse> Fink, that's hipster shit.
[03:46:26] <SirFinkus> not the stuff I'd be playing
[03:46:41] <Scheisse> buy a STICKY-STICK
[03:47:06] <Scheisse> https://www.youtube.com
[03:47:07] <Wesley> ^ 03Rob Martino - One Cloud (Chapman Stick) - YouTube
[03:47:29] <SirFinkus> too many strings
[03:47:53] <Scheisse> bullshit.
[03:48:07] <SirFinkus> I have enough trouble with 6
[03:48:47] <Scheisse> The Chapman Stick is one hand coming from one side, the other coming from the other.
[03:49:00] <SirFinkus> I'd be playing earth shit
[03:49:37] <Scheisse> Meaning, you have a guitar from half the fretboard divided by the mirrored half from the other side.
[03:50:34] <Scheisse> The fat strings run from the middle-out
[03:50:48] <SirFinkus> also $2500
[03:51:07] <Scheisse> That does suck.
[03:51:29] <Scheisse> And that's why mere mortal 6-string guitars rock.
[03:52:15] <Scheisse> Such as.....CREEPING DEATH!
[03:52:17] <Scheisse> https://www.youtube.com
[03:52:18] <Wesley> ^ 03Metallica - Creeping Death (Live Shit: Binge and Purge 1992) - YouTube
[03:53:38] <SirFinkus> man, earth's website really makes them look like hipsters
[03:54:30] <SirFinkus> they're playing in San Diego on the 22nd
[03:55:11] <Scheisse> Fuck them, Fink. Last time they played here bottles were thrown at their head.
[03:55:26] <SirFinkus> earth?
[03:55:48] <SirFinkus> and I wouldn't see metallica these days
[03:55:49] <Scheisse> Oh no, those guys are awesome.
[03:56:52] <Scheisse> Nouice.
[03:56:52] <SirFinkus> guitarist gave cobaine the shotgun he offed himself with, so that's several points in their favor already
[03:57:17] <Scheisse> HAHAHAHA
[03:57:19] <Scheisse> Noice.
[03:58:57] <SirFinkus> a baritone guitar would probably be a bad purchase decision for me realistically, but you don't see many of them
[03:59:00] <SirFinkus> or I haven't anyway
[03:59:13] <SirFinkus> played pretty nice too
[04:00:47] <SirFinkus> I'm going to watch a new channel
[04:01:13] <SirFinkus> BET
[04:01:22] <Scheisse> Yeech.
[04:01:30] <SirFinkus> right now "Stay Woke: The Black Lives Matter Movement"
[04:02:02] <SirFinkus> "I wrote a letter to black people on facebook"
[04:02:50] <Scheisse> Shttps://www.youtube.com
[04:03:16] <SirFinkus> "Keeanga-Yamahtta Taylor, Historian"
[04:07:05] <chromas> sounds authentic
[04:07:25] <Scheisse> so let it be written, so let it be done,
[04:07:46] <Scheisse> I'm sent here by the Pharoa son!
[04:08:13] <SirFinkus> http://aas.princeton.edu
[04:08:15] <Wesley> ^ 03Keeanga-Yamahtta Taylor, Author at Princeton African American Studies
[04:08:16] <SirFinkus> not joking
[04:08:23] <Scheisse> Fucking Japs.
[04:08:33] <Scheisse> https://www.youtube.com
[04:08:33] <Wesley> ^✓* 03Metallica - Creeping Death (Live Shit: Binge and Purge 1992) - YouTube
[04:08:56] <SirFinkus> oh shit
[04:09:01] <SirFinkus> it's a woman?
[04:09:10] <Scheisse> https://www.youtube.com
[04:09:11] <Wesley> ^✓* 03Metallica - Creeping Death (Live Shit: Binge and Purge 1992) - YouTube
[04:09:41] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[04:09:42] <Wesley> ^ 03Korn - Alone I Break - YouTube
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[04:24:34] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6277, owned by Scooter_Libby
[05:00:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Right to Try" New Experimental Medicine and the Value of Experts - http://sylnt.us - right-as-rain
[07:02:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Home Computers Connected to the Internet Aren't Private, Court Rules - http://sylnt.us - open-season
[09:03:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Airbus/Safran Space Launchers Merger - http://sylnt.us - upgoers-united
[10:21:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:21:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2710
[10:35:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cops Encountered Encryption in Only 13 Wiretaps in 2015 - http://sylnt.us - plain-truth-about-cypher-text
[12:06:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Doing the Math on Zika and Sex - http://sylnt.us - should-freeze-both-sperm-and-eggs
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[13:17:24] <Subsentient> Re: Home computers connected to the internet aren't private ruling:
[13:17:37] <chromas> middle finger emoji?
[13:17:41] <Subsentient> Good. That means I can put spyware on someone's machine as long as it doesn't harm them or steal anything worth having
[13:18:12] <chromas> Good point. It's a pubic space; no expectation of privacy. Activate the web cams
[13:18:37] <chromas> Collect the passwords. Shouldn't'a left 'em out in the open like that
[13:19:08] <Subsentient> I totally would do that on machines I work with, so I can fix luser's problems without having to interact with them. "Hey, Sub, my firefox froze." "Oh really, tell me more.", "Never mind, it just restarted."
[13:19:30] <Subsentient> I'm not malicious, but I am sneaky. :^)
[13:29:37] <Subsentient> Fucking around with Fedora Core 1 in Virtualbox.
[13:29:46] <Subsentient> Fascinating how little has changed in all these years
[13:29:56] <Subsentient> 13 years and it's still the same OS.
[13:30:16] <n1> anyone done any video editing with blender?
[13:30:22] <Subsentient> Also, most of my code gladly compiles under Fedora Core 1's gcc 3.3.2
[13:30:44] <chromas> I don't know how peopl can edit video with blender. feels soo awkward to me
[13:31:16] * Subsentient really misses Fedora 7
[13:31:26] * Subsentient likes Red Hat, no matter what anyone else say
[13:31:28] <n1> i'm not trying to do much, but openshot crashes on both systems ive tried for no reason
[13:31:45] <chromas> there's also kdenlive
[13:32:26] <n1> for the shame of me, i'm on windows at the moment, and partly because last time i tried to use linux for video editing...
[13:32:40] <chromas> buttpirate vegas man
[13:32:51] <n1> classic
[14:07:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Air Force's OCX and the Nunn-McCurdy Amendment - http://sylnt.us - knowing-your-place-in-the-world
[14:24:31] <n1> shotcut seems to be working...
[14:38:29] <Subsentient> Jesus fuck, Solaris 11 is so inefficient
[14:38:42] <Subsentient> needs a fuckton of RAM and boots at a glacial pace
[14:38:51] <Subsentient> Worse than Windows 10
[14:39:22] <Subsentient> Not all UNIX is created equal...
[14:40:36] <Subsentient> man what a resource hog
[14:40:44] <Subsentient> it's got all 4 cores maxed out just trying to boot up
[14:41:04] <Subsentient> it's still booting though
[14:41:38] <Subsentient> absolutely glacial
[14:41:51] <chromas> it's enterprise
[14:41:52] <Subsentient> I don't know how you can make something this bad
[14:42:15] <chromas> is it all javas now?
[14:42:19] <Subsentient> We'll see
[14:42:30] <Subsentient> I got it to a desktop mostly before it ran out of RAM on 1.5GB
[14:42:38] <Subsentient> Allocated 2.5GB for it now
[14:43:09] <Subsentient> I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry
[14:43:25] <Subsentient> Alright, now it's trying to start Xorg
[14:44:08] <Subsentient> What the hell are those fuckers DOING with all that RAM? It's just trying to start up GNOME/MATE!
[14:44:42] <Subsentient> Aaaand my laptop is overheating trying to run this sack of shit
[14:45:10] <Subsentient> oooh, we have a wallpaper.
[14:47:10] <Subsentient> and icons
[14:49:58] <Subsentient> now we have a working desktop
[14:50:00] <Subsentient> great
[14:50:11] <Subsentient> what a sack of smoked cat nipple jerky
[14:52:48] <Subsentient> solaris--
[14:52:48] <Bender> karma - solaris: -1
[15:09:44] <Runaway1956> <+Subsentient> Not all UNIX is created equal...
[15:09:59] <Runaway1956> Subsentient - Solaris isn't Linux, is it?
[15:10:11] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: No, it's UNIX. Proprietary UNIX.
[15:10:33] * chromas gives Subsentient some lower case letters
[15:10:47] <Runaway1956> Yeah - that's what I thought - Linux has it's problems, but Solaris problems are separate from Linux
[15:11:34] * Runaway1956 STEALS THE LOWERCASE LETTERS AND FLUSHES THEM DOWN THE TOILET
[15:11:54] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Yeah, it's got its own kernel and everything, but it's absolute dog shit
[15:12:09] <Subsentient> Dare I say, it makes Win8 seem appealing
[15:12:09] * chromas blames oracle
[15:12:16] <Subsentient> at least Win8 doesn't take 30 mins to boot.
[15:12:24] <Runaway1956> I decided much the same some years ago - I installed Solaris, and found that half of Linux apps won't install or won't work
[15:13:42] <Subsentient> Compatibility isn't something to condemn an OS for in and of itself.
[15:13:58] <Subsentient> I condemn it for being slower than snail shit and a resource hungry behemoth that disgraces the name of UNIX.
[15:14:25] <Runaway1956> You're right - but I had gotten used to LInux, and Solaris lacked some of the things I thought "necessary"
[15:14:33] <Runaway1956> So, back to Linux I went.
[15:14:47] * Runaway1956 really ought to force himself to drive BSD for a few months
[15:15:05] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: BSD can be nice. I like OpenBSD despite its lacking hardware support
[15:15:13] <Subsentient> the devs, however, are all cunts
[15:15:15] <Subsentient> fuck em
[15:15:25] <Runaway1956> I like fucking cunts . . . .
[15:15:29] <Subsentient> lol
[15:15:35] <Subsentient> touche
[15:15:37] <Runaway1956> Different strokes for different folks I guess
[15:15:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[15:16:01] <Runaway1956> Speaking of different strokes, how are you Buzzard?
[15:16:06] <Runaway1956> You still doing catfish?
[15:16:10] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: We was talking about how much horse cock Solaris sucks.
[15:16:12] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: change the sn mod to Douché and see if anyone notices
[15:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> old, crabby, and playing wit iptables
[15:17:16] <Runaway1956> Kentucky fried . . . .
[15:17:29] * Runaway1956 wonders if he can send the wife to town for some chicken
[15:17:40] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Repent, sinner!
[15:18:12] <Runaway1956> Fuck repentance - the guy in the sky takes me like I am, or not at all - that's how us assholes roll.
[15:20:08] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Repent.
[15:21:16] * Runaway1956 is unrepentant
[15:23:38] * Runaway1956 hopes the FBI really ruins Hillary's holiday weekend
[15:24:02] <Runaway1956> Something like, "Bitch, you're going to prison" would be appropriate.
[15:24:29] <Runaway1956> Open the way for Bernie.
[15:25:29] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[15:25:30] <exec> 07610
[15:28:36] <Runaway1956> Anyone know how much 30 Sonic chilli-cheese conies cost?
[15:30:48] <Runaway1956> the ladies at work do potluck dinners all the time, last night, I decided to do "dinner"
[15:31:14] <Runaway1956> 30 of them, no side dishes, cost $65 and some change
[15:31:39] <Runaway1956> Everybody thought it was great - people chased me down to say "Thank you"
[15:38:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Are There Filthy Smut Apps on Your Phone?! ... Er, Hackers Gave Me a Hummer! - http://sylnt.us - i-swear-on-my-phone
[17:04:05] <SirFinkus> not a chance of hillary doing any time
[17:04:08] <SirFinkus> too connected
[17:05:09] <Gravis> SirFinkus: that and it wasn't for monetary gain
[17:10:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stranger Bequeaths Fortune to Prominent Neuroscientist - http://sylnt.us - easing-the-mind
[17:15:51] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over the room
[17:36:37] <n1> your own, or do you have some kind of vomit dispenser?
[18:11:23] <SirFinkus> lol old movies
[18:11:29] <SirFinkus> this one has a "continuity girl" listed in the credits
[18:14:04] <SirFinkus> "uhh, man talk" *slaps woman on the ass*
[18:41:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Woman Sentenced for Death Threats Against Stephen Hawking - http://sylnt.us - wanting-to-bask-in-the-glow-of-Hawking-radiation
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[18:58:07] <SoyCow4185> F
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[19:33:38] <Merkels_Muff> No fucking terrorists will attack San Diego
[19:33:38] <Merkels_Muff> If they try, we will KILL THEM.
[19:33:41] <Merkels_Muff> and wrap them in BACONY GOODNESS.
[19:44:02] SoyGuest93326 is now known as FatPhil
[20:04:44] <SirFinkus> little early for that, don't you think?
[20:05:24] <SirFinkus> besides, straight white men love bacon
[20:05:47] <SirFinkus> especially republicans
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[20:42:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Patent Blocks Your IPhone from Recording Video at Gigs - http://sylnt.us - video-cameras?
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[22:14:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Offices Raided in Spain; Elizabeth Warren Goes After Silicon Valley - http://sylnt.us - Elizabeth-Warren-searches-for-a-new-search-engine
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[22:38:58] <chromas> Needs more clickbaity title
[22:39:03] <chromas> Spain Attacks Alphabet
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[23:45:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3GPP Sets 2018 as Freeze Date for 5G Air Interfaces - http://sylnt.us - get-on-with-it
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[23:50:42] <BalloonKnot> 'Sup
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