#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-26
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[00:58:50] <BigSoyNipples> Hahahahahah
[00:58:52] <BigSoyNipples> https://www.youtube.com
[00:58:53] <Timmeh> ^ 03Bugs Bunny Operation Rabbit 1952 arsenaloyal hd - YouTube
[00:59:04] <BigSoyNipples> Man, that's fucking rad.
[01:00:06] <BigSoyNipples> Oh shit. FBI doesn't need a warrant. Here's why:
[01:00:25] <BigSoyNipples> Guy in TFA enabled Javascript.
[01:00:57] <BigSoyNipples> Guy did above and was a known member of CP FORUM
[01:01:41] <BigSoyNipples> Guy above was too stupid to run macchanger-r on Linux
[01:04:24] <BigSoyNipples> And, finally, the FBI is too busy busting neckbeards and utterly missing the real weirdos who are shooting the US up.
[01:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, EF
[01:07:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Judge Rules FBI Doesn't Need a Warrant to Hack a Suspect's Computer - http://sylnt.us - gubmint-power
[01:07:27] <BigSoyNipples> Sup Buzzid
[01:08:06] <BigSoyNipples> Trimp called out American intelligence for deliberately missing the Orlando shooting.
[01:08:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> digesting and chillin
[01:08:12] <BigSoyNipples> Yeah, me too.
[01:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, trump's an idiot
[01:08:48] <BigSoyNipples> American intelligence are idiots. Stands to reason that everybody running America are idiots.
[01:08:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> but hillary's evil and sanders is a socialist. i gotta go with idiot from those choices.
[01:09:51] <BigSoyNipples> Trump's an idiot too, but at least he named the (deliberate?) intelligence failures as being deliberate.
[01:10:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> what intelligence failures? you can't get intelligence on a lone actor except in extremely illegal ways.
[01:11:10] <BigSoyNipples> The FBI busts everybody except those who get away with causing shootings politicians exploit for political gain.
[01:11:22] <BigSoyNipples> Boston Bombings. Orlando shootings.
[01:11:27] * Bytram|away yawns
[01:11:27] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram|away's gaping mouth
[01:11:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> like if i decide i wanna go rampage, there's fuck all they'll be able to do about it beforehand.
[01:11:51] <Bytram> !uid
[01:11:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6273, owned by tcj_phx
[01:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, Bytram
[01:12:00] <Bytram> hmm, same as before
[01:12:07] <Bytram> noticed story queue ran dry again
[01:12:07] <BigSoyNipples> Hey, I didn't say that first...Trump did.
[01:12:20] <Bytram> am trying to take u the slack, but am a bit tired
[01:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> did it? i was off doin stuff
[01:12:33] <Bytram> otoh, I'm gaining in the HoF
[01:12:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[01:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, EF, you wanna be an ed?
[01:13:00] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: btw, 'bout a week ago you told me to remind you about doing something that I had mentioned
[01:13:14] <Bytram> ws prolly last sat or sun evening
[01:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> did you remember what it was? cause i sure didn't.
[01:13:45] <Bytram> offhand, no, I don't
[01:13:46] <BigSoyNipples> Buzzard, no way. I've been so tired from obligations I might as well be Alex Jones now.
[01:14:11] * Bytram goes to check his logs (and twigs and branches)
[01:15:07] <BigSoyNipples> Besides, a guy who admitted to voting for Trump and then backing it up with douchebaggery in his journal would likely not endear himself to this community.
[01:17:55] * TheMightyBuzzard skips out for a smoke
[01:25:18] * Bytram finishes scrolling through #Soylent logs -- did not find thing to remind tmb about
[01:31:08] <Bytram> opened hmmm, could not find what I thought I was looking for, but I did stumble upon this:
[01:31:12] <Bytram> "<TheMightyBuzzard> remind me after paulej72 gets time to do us a site upgrade, my next site project is getting bitcoin working again."
[01:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that i remember
[01:33:26] <Bytram> but that was not the one I was looking for... darn!
[01:33:40] <Bytram> is too warm atm for me to really think that well.
[01:33:43] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[01:33:45] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 65°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 58% - Saturday clear (58°F:73°F), Sunday mostly sunny (61°F:82°F), Monday mostly sunny (65°F:86°F), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (65°F:80°F)
[01:33:46] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[01:33:48] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 63°F, clear, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 57% - Saturday clear (53°F:76°F), Sunday sunny (57°F:74°F), Monday partly cloudy (60°F:75°F), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (60°F:73°F)
[01:33:50] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[01:33:51] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 70°F, clear, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 60% - Saturday clear (55°F:84°F), Sunday mostly sunny (57°F:88°F), Monday scattered showers (56°F:86°F), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (59°F:79°F)
[01:34:12] * Bytram glances at thermometer in his room and notes it is at 84 F
[01:38:37] <Bytram> whereto http://blog.soylent.com
[01:38:38] <Timmeh> ^ 03Soylent Blog - Introducing Soylent 1.6 Powder
[01:38:59] <Bytram> freeze-dried corpsicles?
[01:44:13] <Bytram> took another stab at reviewing logs; could not find out what the thing to be remembered was... I guess I forgot. :(
[02:09:40] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #soylent
[02:09:42] * exec diarrhetically pisses a volley of off-by-ones on #soylent
[02:25:22] <BigSoyNipples> Man, smoking rocks.
[02:26:02] <BigSoyNipples> Have you ever seen an india puta with nipples the size of missile nose-cones?
[02:28:56] <BigSoyNipples> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[02:32:53] <BigSoyNipples> EEEEEOUUGHGLAGGHDEBGLHOUGHDIEA
[02:33:29] <BigSoyNipples> BITING. A FAT CHICK'S. NIPPELS.
[02:38:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Science in the UK after Brexit - http://sylnt.us - facing-unintended-consequences
[02:53:01] <chromas> Brexiquences will never be the same
[02:57:17] <BigSoyNipples> chromas, we'll see about that.
[02:57:42] <BigSoyNipples> The Jews will try to make it as painful as possible for them.
[02:57:52] <BigSoyNipples> INcluding those in the U.S.
[02:58:24] <BigSoyNipples> The Pro-independence crowd must know this, though. They must prevail.
[02:59:17] <BigSoyNipples> Our father with a stiff upper-lip must prevail. They must be brave in times of uncertainty.
[03:00:06] <BigSoyNipples> They were the original HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS.
[03:00:42] <BigSoyNipples> They must be in charge of their own destiny.
[03:01:01] <SirFinkus> tonight: Back to the future
[03:01:06] <SirFinkus> a nearly perfect movie
[03:01:12] <SirFinkus> one they'll be remaking soon
[03:01:42] <BigSoyNipples> Fink, we need to shoot those Hollywood revosionists DEAD.
[03:01:57] <SirFinkus> you're closer
[03:02:14] * BigSoyNipples racks slide
[03:02:32] <SirFinkus> if you get those guys, I'll take care of those fuckers in redmond
[03:03:11] <BigSoyNipples> Yeah! /me Gives Fink a high-five
[03:03:42] <SirFinkus> we need someone who lives near DC too, for obvious reasons
[03:04:00] <SirFinkus> *dramatic zoom in on overdrive*
[03:04:05] <SirFinkus> just the right level of cheese
[03:04:06] <BigSoyNipples> Fink, I know DV.
[03:04:11] <BigSoyNipples> DC^
[03:04:30] <BigSoyNipples> I grew up in a military family.
[03:05:00] <SirFinkus> "whoa, rock and roll"
[03:05:10] <BigSoyNipples> Going to Arlington, and the Jefferson and Lincoln memorials among others was a rite of passage in my family.
[03:06:04] <SirFinkus> oh no! he's for school
[03:06:08] <BigSoyNipples> My mom was a crypto clerk in Stasi-era Germany. My dad a Vietnam vet and civics teacher.
[03:06:09] <SirFinkus> THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
[03:06:19] <SirFinkus> DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
[03:06:51] <BigSoyNipples> My Grandfather a Bomber-Navigator, my uncle a spook stationed on the Aleutian Islands.
[03:07:05] <SirFinkus> your uncle was black?
[03:07:53] <BigSoyNipples> No way, Fink. I can calculate that absurdity from the fact that my uncle worked at SGI.
[03:08:05] <SirFinkus> of course, there's a battle of the bands
[03:08:08] <SirFinkus> I forgot about that part
[03:08:43] <SirFinkus> oh man, power of love is too hardcore for the stuffy school administrators
[03:08:48] <SirFinkus> too darn loud
[03:09:08] <BigSoyNipples> The "crypto egg" story was pretty good.
[03:09:49] <BigSoyNipples> That's not something you can even Google.
[03:11:00] <SirFinkus> "where were we?" oh man
[03:11:08] <SirFinkus> it's so bad, it's great
[03:11:20] <SirFinkus> but clever
[03:11:39] <SirFinkus> he saves the clock tower pamplet because it has the girl's number on it
[03:11:42] <SirFinkus> someone planned that
[03:12:11] <SirFinkus> and the shots of the town before he goes back in time
[03:14:10] <Runaway1956> Sppk station in the Aleutians? That's Adak for the Navy, or Shemya for the Air Force BigBoyNipples sucker
[03:14:35] <BigSoyNipples> The Latter, Runaway.
[03:15:05] <SirFinkus> HA
[03:15:09] <SirFinkus> noticed a fuck up
[03:15:56] <Runaway1956> I was stationed on Adak for a year
[03:16:19] <BigSoyNipples> Sucked to be you, bastard.
[03:16:24] <Runaway1956> The antenna, from a distance of two or three miles, looked like a big corral for some giant horses
[03:17:20] <BigSoyNipples> That's not American antenna style. Looks like you were taking design cues from the Rookies.
[03:17:35] <Subsentient> BigSoyNipples: hi EF
[03:17:48] <BigSoyNipples> Sup Subsentient.
[03:17:50] <Runaway1956> Probably - I wasn't a radio guy, so I didn't learn much about the atenna arrays
[03:18:18] <Runaway1956> There was also a ground wave antenna
[03:18:28] <BigSoyNipples> Runaway, if you had nothing to do with radio, what the hell were you doing there? Blowjobs for the sub crew?
[03:18:29] <Subsentient> BigSoyNipples: Been working on my package manager. The sooner I can build entire distros with one command, the better.
[03:18:34] <Runaway1956> and bunches of more traditional antenna
[03:18:37] <BigSoyNipples> Ahhh, get it Runaway.
[03:19:13] <BigSoyNipples> We have blue-green underwater lasers now.
[03:19:14] <Runaway1956> Can't have a crypt tech without a lot of support
[03:19:29] <BigSoyNipples> Good point Runaway.
[03:19:56] <BigSoyNipples> Subsentient, we're waiting on you.
[03:19:56] <Runaway1956> The CT's were ultra secretive - they had their own barracks
[03:20:20] <Runaway1956> Except the two Marines, who shared barracks with the rest of the Marine companey
[03:20:23] <Subsentient> BigSoyNipples: For?
[03:20:35] <Runaway1956> For awhile?
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[03:21:03] <Subsentient> nurble
[03:21:06] <Subsentient> $burrito BigSoyNipples
[03:21:09] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at BigSoyNipples
[03:21:10] <BigSoyNipples> Subsentient, I may have juztaposed a discussion between us and a discussion between, oh, some military shit.
[03:21:36] <Runaway1956> Juxtaposed? That's some kinky shit man.
[03:21:44] <Subsentient> brb 10 mins
[03:22:18] <BigSoyNipples> Runaway, I was no Navy but I heard weird stories about Gun-toting Marines aboard Subs.
[03:22:54] <Runaway1956> Don't believe them - unless they are being dropped somewhere, I really don't think Jarheads and bubblehead mix much
[03:23:26] <Runaway1956> And, if there is a drop being made, it's far more likely to be navy Seals
[03:23:34] <BigSoyNipples> When you have one weird Marine with a gun and dropped aboard a Sub, I think he's carrying something important.
[03:23:59] <Runaway1956> Most likely . . .
[03:24:48] <BigSoyNipples> The people I talked to told me that there was nothing about that Marine.
[03:25:19] <BigSoyNipples> The weirdest stories I saw were in the civilian world.
[03:26:47] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[03:26:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2699
[03:27:33] <Runaway1956> Civilians wouldn't know a regular jarhead from a weird jarhead - ditto for sailors, air force, or army
[03:27:44] <BigSoyNipples> You work for a nondescript building and the only 3 people who have SECRET badges are the building manager, one of the software engineers and project managers.
[03:27:48] <Runaway1956> They meet someone in uniform, and they are intimidated mostly
[03:28:31] <BigSoyNipples> I do.
[03:29:31] <Runaway1956> I meet someone in uniform, I check their gig line, look over their uniform to learn about him, then look at his face to see who is at home
[03:29:45] <Runaway1956> In and of itself, the uniform means little
[03:30:09] <Runaway1956> Except, there's a chance he might know how to kick ass
[03:30:34] <BigSoyNipples> There are two catagories of weirdos.
[03:31:21] <BigSoyNipples> The first is military. You look at the uniform and you see helicopters, parachutes, and fruit salads up the ass.
[03:33:05] <BigSoyNipples> The other option is non-military. You don't see function badges or fruit salads, you see what they do in plain English. They look like a Blackwater operative wrapped up in an E-1's uniform.
[03:39:08] <BigSoyNipples> https://www.youtube.com
[03:39:09] <Timmeh> ^ 03[MGS flashback] Ocelot Learned from Big Boss - YouTube
[03:42:21] <Runaway1956> Go to Trump rally, be attacked by a bunch of whiny bitches and immigrants - sounds about right.
[03:42:51] <Runaway1956> Kill off the military age males, and accept the women, I can see, but why accept their kids?
[03:43:22] <BigSoyNipples> Because their kids dont want to kill you off.
[03:43:51] <Runaway1956> Mike and the Mechanics - Silent Running
[03:44:01] <Runaway1956> "Teach the children well"
[03:44:12] <BigSoyNipples> https://www.youtube.com
[03:44:13] <Timmeh> ^ 03Metal Gear Solid 3 HD - Snake Meets Ocelot - HD - YouTube
[03:44:51] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[03:44:52] <Timmeh> ^ 03Mike The Mechanics - Silent running - YouTube
[03:51:20] <Subsentient> back
[03:51:23] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[03:51:24] <Timmeh> ^ 03A Bridge Too Far March Theme - YouTube
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[04:10:18] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[04:10:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[04:10:43] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[04:40:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - With A Zap, Scientists Create Low-Fat Chocolate - http://sylnt.us - Mmmmmm-Chocolate!
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[05:22:12] <crutchy> are there any soylent irc superops around anymore?
[05:22:18] <crutchy> maybe Deucalion or paulej72
[05:23:45] <crutchy> ~time gmt
[05:23:47] <exec> Sunday, 26 June 2016 @ 5:23 am GMT - Greenwich Mean Time
[05:23:52] <crutchy> ooh too early
[05:41:37] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.ctvnews.ca
[05:41:37] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[05:42:02] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[05:55:57] <Runaway1956> #submit http://kurdishdailynews.org
[05:55:58] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[05:56:12] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://kurdishdailynews.org
[05:56:16] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[05:59:51] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.npr.org
[05:59:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[06:00:17] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[06:07:21] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.scientificamerican.com
[06:07:21] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[06:07:47] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[06:20:25] <chromas> https://www.theguardian.com
[06:20:27] <Timmeh> ^ 03Man who claimed to have escaped Auschwitz admits he lied for years | World news | The Guardian
[06:21:11] <chromas> clearly this means the whole thing didn't happen. AUCHWITZ WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
[06:25:23] <crutchy> ~blame
[06:25:24] * exec points at Bytram
[06:25:36] <crutchy> :D
[06:26:09] <Runaway1956> ~blame
[06:26:11] * exec points at Bytram
[06:26:26] <Runaway1956> I just had to get a second opinion
[06:27:35] <Runaway1956> So, the story was, a six year old boy attended the Olympics, saw Hitler, was deported to Auschwitz, and escaped - all on his own?
[06:27:45] <Runaway1956> What a TALENTED little Pollack!
[06:36:08] <crutchy> ~time nyc
[06:36:11] <exec> Sunday, 26 June 2016 @ 2:36 am EDT - New York, NY, USA
[06:37:23] <chromas> We need a ~hottopic script :D
[06:38:19] <chromas> systemd, brexit, guns, das racis, transracial. discuss
[06:41:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sci-Fi Short Film 'Sunspring' from a Machine Learning Algorithm - http://sylnt.us - next-time,-try-the-"short long-term memory"
[06:42:39] <crutchy> hmm
[06:43:13] <crutchy> ~macro ~hottopic * internal ~get_bucket hottopic
[06:43:16] <exec> 02 *** error: internal command must trigger a valid alias or macro
[06:43:35] <crutchy> ~list-auth
[06:43:36] <exec> ~q ~rehash ~ps ~kill ~killall ~dest-override ~dest-clear ~buckets-dump ~buckets-save ~buckets-load ~buckets-flush ~buckets-list ~restart ~ignore ~unignore
[06:43:36] <exec> ~alias-info ~bucket ~define-list ~define-source-edit ~define-source-param ~delete-exec-file ~deop ~devoice ~eval ~event-info ~event-test ~exec-add ~exec-del ~exec-irc-raw ~exec-save ~invite ~join ~journals ~kick ~lockdown ~minion ~mode ~mysql ~op ~part ~reader ~say ~slash-test ~soon ~sql ~startup ~storybot ~tests ~topic ~update-exec-file ~users ~voice
[06:44:01] <crutchy> ~macro ~hottopic * internal ~bucket hottopic
[06:44:02] <exec> 02 *** macro with command "~bucket hottopic" not permitted
[06:44:18] <crutchy> damn securitah
[08:12:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In New Hampshire, Living for a Week in Libertarian Paradise - http://sylnt.us - Porcfest?-Here-piggy-piggy! || Julian Assange's "Very Big Year" - http://sylnt.us
[10:14:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scales, Feathers, and Hair Share Common Source - http://sylnt.us - featherbrained-idea?
[10:20:46] <chromas> Liars! Evolution is a satanic conspiracy. Does Jesus say anything about feathers being hair when he's riding around on dinosaurs in the bible? If Hair came from scales then why are there still scales?
[10:33:42] <crutchy> cos hair upgraded to systemd, whereas scales are still using sysvinit
[11:45:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Particle? Maybe not... - http://sylnt.us - Now-You-See-It-Now-You-Don't
[12:16:24] <Bytram> !uid
[12:16:24] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6274, owned by snmygos
[12:16:33] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[12:16:35] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 84°F, partly cloudy, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 76% - Sunday isolated thunderstorms (78°F:89°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:88°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (77°F:89°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:89°F)
[12:38:51] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ ad hoc fix on a sunday AM
[12:38:51] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 243
[12:39:54] <crutchy> ~time gmt
[12:39:56] <exec> Sunday, 26 June 2016 @ 12:39 pm GMT - Greenwich Mean Time
[12:40:35] <Bytram> ~time x
[12:40:37] <exec> Sunday, 26 June 2016 @ 12:40 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[12:40:43] <Bytram> ~g timex
[12:40:45] <exec> [google] www.timex.com/
[12:40:48] <Bytram> =)
[12:41:54] <crutchy> Bytram, i'm working on coding this little fsm at the moment
[12:41:55] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[12:42:14] <Bytram> flying spaghetti monster?
[12:42:18] <Bytram> ;)
[12:42:44] <Bytram> got an errand I gotta get done; unavailable for a few minutes
[12:42:47] <crutchy> i don't know much about em, but i'm going on a keep it simple learning thing
[12:42:49] <crutchy> ah np
[12:43:12] <Bytram> Finite State Machine -- they are amazingly powerful!
[12:44:08] <Bytram> think: nodes, edges, and thus: paths
[12:44:32] <Bytram> if you have a good tokenizer, a lot of the rest becomes self evident
[12:44:55] <crutchy> i'm working on a parser atm for this sort of thing:
[12:45:01] <crutchy> state_def:attack (%get_health>%health_threshold & %enemy_scan>0) | %is_surrounded=yes
[12:45:22] <crutchy> where the % things are the names of user functions
[12:46:47] <Bytram> too early in the AM for me to grok that.
[12:46:49] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:46:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2700
[12:46:59] <Bytram> that might help, HEY! nice round number!
[13:23:31] <Runaway1956> Round numbers go something like 36-29-38 don't they?
[13:25:41] <Runaway1956> Of course, as they age, those round numbers get more like 36-39-41
[13:26:41] <Runaway1956> Or, more like 36F-39-41 - the F being for floppy . . . .
[13:31:42] <Runaway1956> ~weather
[13:31:44] <exec> 10Dallas, TX, USA - currently 81°F / 27°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 9 mph, humidity 81% - Sunday partly cloudy (78°F:98°F / 26°C:37°C), Monday isolated thunderstorms (78°F:98°F / 26°C:37°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:96°F / 25°C:36°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:97°F / 24°C:36°C)
[13:47:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 800-Pound Comodo Tries to Trademark Upstart Rival's “Let's Encrypt” Name | Ars Technica - http://sylnt.us - certifiable-behavior
[14:06:57] <Bytram> time for me to get ready for work; have a good day everyone!
[14:17:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 800-Pound Comodo Tries to Trademark Upstart Rival's "Let's Encrypt" Name - http://sylnt.us - certifiable-behavior
[14:22:39] <cmn32480> ~weather
[14:22:40] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 78°F / 26°C, partly cloudy, wind SE at 2 mph, humidity 53% - Sunday mostly sunny (66°F:85°F / 19°C:29°C), Monday mostly sunny (72°F:85°F / 22°C:29°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (70°F:86°F / 21°C:30°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (67°F:83°F / 19°C:28°C)
[14:23:34] * cmn32480 needs coffee...
[14:23:46] * cmn32480 isn't in any shape to edit until coffee
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[15:13:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yerk... is HOT
[15:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[15:13:55] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - currently 88°F, sunny, wind W at 6 mph, humidity 60% - Sunday partly cloudy (74°F:94°F), Monday thunderstorm (70°F:89°F), Tuesday sunny (68°F:92°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (64°F:88°F)
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[15:14:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> buuuuull sheit. the humidity's well up in the 80+ range.
[15:14:48] <chromas> it's metric humidity
[15:14:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i guess
[15:15:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got out there at 7am while the grass was still too wet to mow and kicked ass with the weedeater
[15:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> well maybe 8am
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[16:28:29] <Runaway1956> Heh - Tired of playing with my OS/2 installation - I've pirated ecomstation 2.0 to play with. Took almost 1/2 hour to find a working "registration"
[16:31:14] <n1> Runaway1956, i'm adding some stuff about who acknowledges the 'armenian genocide' to your submission
[16:31:42] <Runaway1956> That's cool n1 - I might learn something
[16:33:25] * Runaway1956 wonders if Gravis is around
[16:33:44] * Runaway1956 knows it would bother Gravis to know that I'm pirating stuff
[16:34:03] * Runaway1956 gets goosebumps from stealing intellectual property
[16:34:56] <n1> i didn't think it was stealing, i thought it was infringement or whatever
[16:34:58] <Gravis> Runaway1956: pirate all you like, it just makes my arguments more valid.
[16:35:48] <Runaway1956> They would have to have *some validity* before they could become "more valid"
[16:36:56] <Runaway1956> Ooooh, oooh ooh! It has worked! I have eComStation running in a VM! I'm so EXCITED!
[16:41:36] <Gravis> lol
[16:41:41] <Gravis> Runaway1956: cute.
[16:42:38] <Runaway1956> Sometimes. I am amused by little things. This is one little thing that I've failed at in the past, so I'm excited. ;^)
[16:52:20] <Runaway1956> LOL - the Twinkie story
[17:19:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Number of Corporate Users Hit by Crypto Ransomware is Skyrocketing - http://sylnt.us - check-your-backups
[17:53:02] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[18:18:47] <chromas> http://www.bbc.com
[18:18:48] <Timmeh> ^ 03Second EU referendum petition investigated for fraud - BBC News
[18:20:05] <chromas> here's one for SirFinkus: "Top Gear: Co-Host Matt LeBlanc Says He Will Leave TV Show If Chris Evans is Not Fired, Reports Say"
[18:29:55] <Runaway1956> Brexit: just another divorce drama
[18:31:15] <Runaway1956> How quaint - eComStation warned me "This file is larger than 1 MB, it may take a long time to open."
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[19:02:37] <SirFinkus> chromas
[19:02:39] <SirFinkus> HAHAHAHA
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[19:12:16] <Daniel_Noriega> I am NOT Daniel Noriega, but a friend.
[19:13:00] <Daniel_Noriega> I am in charge of an organization in which Daniel Noriega is a member.
[19:13:23] <Daniel_Noriega> and, he likes:
[19:13:36] <Daniel_Noriega> Earwigs and Cheese,
[19:13:48] <Daniel_Noriega> Vaginal lice.
[19:14:08] <Daniel_Noriega> and,
[19:14:16] <Daniel_Noriega> FUCK SUNDAY NIGHTS!
[19:14:48] * Daniel_Noriega plays an E-minor concertina musical throughout.
[19:15:46] <Daniel_Noriega> HHHAHAHAHAHHEEEEEHEEEHOOO!
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[19:21:03] <Daniel_Noriega> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
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[19:21:39] <Daniel_Noriega> https://www.youtube.com
[19:21:40] <Timmeh> ^ 03Bach: Sonata #5 in E minor concertina and harpsichord IV. Allegro - YouTube
[19:28:14] <Daniel_Noriega> I love the mean-looking beaded moetherfuaeker.
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[19:30:45] <Daniel_Noriega> Now it's time for some J.S. Bach. Contrapinctus I to be exact:
[19:30:47] <Daniel_Noriega> https://www.youtube.com
[19:30:48] <Timmeh> ^ 03J. S. Bach - Die Kunst der Fuge - Contrapunctus I - YouTube
[19:31:18] <SirFinkus> hehe "kunst"
[19:31:29] <Daniel_Noriega> Die Cunt Der Fuge
[19:31:36] * SirFinkus is listening to Miles Davis — Bitches brew, from the album Bitches Brew
[19:31:59] <Daniel_Noriega> Bitches Brew is way abstract. I didn't enjouy listening to it.
[19:32:07] <SirFinkus> kinda stressing me out right now tbh
[19:32:24] <SirFinkus> an edible may be involved
[19:32:29] <Daniel_Noriega> Listen to Prince. Your nerves will be calmed.
[19:32:46] * Daniel_Noriega is angry that he can't smoke or eat pot now.
[19:32:54] <SirFinkus> naw, I like this
[19:33:03] <SirFinkus> it's stressful in a good way
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[19:35:06] <SirFinkus> I had the perfect sandwich yesterday, made by hipsters
[19:35:45] <Daniel_Noriega> What did it ihave in it?
[19:35:52] <SirFinkus> fresh baked bread right out of the oven, roast beef, cheese, pepperchinis and jalepenos in perfect proportions with each other
[19:36:04] <SirFinkus> and they gave us free pie and cookies
[19:36:19] <Daniel_Noriega> Yeeech, Jalapenos.
[19:36:26] <Daniel_Noriega> Are you some kind of beaner?
[19:36:34] <SirFinkus> I was wary, but they used them correctly
[19:36:43] <SirFinkus> raw ones too, nothing out of a can or jar
[19:36:55] <swiss> only way to use jalapenos properly is to throw them out
[19:36:57] <Daniel_Noriega> Those are good to use when they're good.
[19:37:10] <SirFinkus> I fart a lot and I used to read meters for a living
[19:37:13] <SirFinkus> does that count?
[19:37:29] <SirFinkus> they jarred ones are great on nachos
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[19:37:34] <Daniel_Noriega> disagreed, swiss. Jalapenos are good peppers. But putting them in sandwiches and pizzas is sacrilege.
[19:37:45] <SirFinkus> if you don't like jalepenos on nachos, you're a terrible person
[19:37:54] <Daniel_Noriega> agreed, Fink.
[19:38:01] <swiss> i should make myself nachoes for lunch
[19:38:09] <swiss> but making great nachoes takes time
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[19:38:20] <SirFinkus> nothing worse than going to a bar "hey lets split some nachos" and one bitch insists on taking things off of the nachos
[19:38:37] <Daniel_Noriega> Yeeech, Fink.
[19:38:38] <SirFinkus> when nachos get progressively better the more shit you have on them
[19:39:03] <SirFinkus> as long as the ratios are correct
[19:39:38] <SirFinkus> but anyway, the jalepenos in the context of this sandwich actually tasted like spicer green peppers
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[19:39:47] <Daniel_Noriega> Absoultely. Being drunk, and in front of a plate of nachos with gross cheese, jalapenos, diced tomatos, and anything else is golden.
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[19:40:04] <swiss> i take the jalapenos off my nachos, but that's it
[19:40:34] <Daniel_Noriega> swiss, then you are a cocksucker. Nachos and Jalapenos go together like pissing and the wind.
[19:40:46] <swiss> I can't do the spicey
[19:41:07] <Daniel_Noriega> That's too bad. Spicey fucking rocks.
[19:41:45] <SirFinkus> way to rule out all the best foods in the world
[19:41:53] <SirFinkus> bet you don't even like curry
[19:41:56] <Runaway1956> Fuck spicey - smartasses dump the spices into every thing, just to show how fucking macho they are
[19:42:00] <swiss> oh, i love curry
[19:42:18] <swiss> you know how there's 2 kinds of spicey? I can't do the japalenos one
[19:42:34] <SirFinkus> Runaway1956, well that's true, but not liking jalepenos is inexcusable
[19:42:41] <swiss> but i can do wasabi and curry
[19:42:59] <SirFinkus> wasabi is completely different
[19:43:04] <Daniel_Noriega> Fuck those assholes who dont love curry. Curry is the best form of multiculturalism. It comes in all colors. And all of them are fucking delicious.
[19:43:06] <SirFinkus> btw, you probably haven't had wasabi before
[19:43:13] <swiss> I have, actually
[19:43:16] <swiss> vegas baby
[19:43:25] <swiss> they fly it in for the nicer places there
[19:43:26] <Runaway1956> Fuck multiculturalism too
[19:43:47] <SirFinkus> most of the shit outside of Japan is literally horseradish paste dyed green
[19:43:54] <swiss> yeah
[19:43:56] <SirFinkus> nice swiss, did they make it in front of you?
[19:44:08] <Runaway1956> multiculturalism originated from Daniel_Noriega anus
[19:44:13] <swiss> nah, they actually fly it in for the Wicked Spoon buffet
[19:44:19] <swiss> and that buffet is the king of all buffets
[19:44:30] <swiss> it feels dirty to even compare it with regular buffets
[19:44:50] <SirFinkus> did they have nachos?
[19:44:52] <Daniel_Noriega> Runaway, that is partially correct. Daniel Noriega is a Mexican National.
[19:45:02] <SirFinkus> oh god, business idea
[19:45:04] <SirFinkus> subway: but for nachos
[19:45:17] <swiss> SirFinkus: not sure - I went for breakfast. and they had sushi, for breakfast
[19:45:24] <Runaway1956> Daniel_Noriega just another brown-ass
[19:45:26] <swiss> and they had spicey mac and cheese, which was awesome
[19:46:06] * SirFinkus is listening to SEX MACHINEGUNS — 刺身と山葵, from the album IGNITION
[19:46:08] <Daniel_Noriega> My compatriots hate his country but love his racist mentality. We went to high-school with him, and he laughed when we had to watch the videos of the Jews being gassed in the trucks.
[19:48:10] <Daniel_Noriega> Daniel Noriega is awesome.
[19:48:48] <Runaway1956> So, WTF has he ever done? Why haven't I ever heard of him? Is he a famous pimp in L.A?
[19:49:23] <swiss> alright, i'm making myself nachoes
[19:49:36] <swiss> but i only have salsa, sour cream, cheese, and chips
[19:49:37] <SirFinkus> better have jalepenos
[19:49:43] <SirFinkus> oh, fuck that
[19:49:45] <Daniel_Noriega> Runaway, he;'s a short-statured Mexican with a bad hairdo and a nihilist mentality.
[19:49:46] <SirFinkus> that's not enough
[19:49:54] <SirFinkus> that's not nachos, that's fucking dip
[19:50:03] <SirFinkus> if that
[19:50:04] <Daniel_Noriega> But he was damn funny.
[19:50:37] * Runaway1956 seldom looks down to see short statured people unless they expose a lot of cleavage
[19:52:02] <swiss> SirFinkus: if i added beans, and put it in its own thing, it's a dip
[19:52:59] <swiss> i'm properly layering it at least
[19:53:09] <swiss> chips, cheese, melt, chips cheese, melt more, etc
[19:54:41] <SirFinkus> no meat
[19:54:44] <SirFinkus> you dun fucked up
[19:54:55] <swiss> no meat in the house atm
[19:55:04] <swiss> haven't done my weekly shopping trip yet
[20:19:26] <n1> is why you should always keep a stock of tactical bacon
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[21:43:36] <Daniel_Noriega> HAHHAHAAHHA
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[23:41:25] <drussell> !uid
[23:41:43] <chromas> !uid
[23:41:43] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6274, owned by snmygos
[23:41:55] <chromas> Needs the right accent ;)
[23:42:06] <drussell> :) lol
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