#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-24

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[23:57:40] <Lewcy> Noice.
[23:57:33] <Lewcy> Yeah, it works now
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[23:56:51] <Deucalion> what CPU TMB?
[23:56:13] <Jewcy> doin' it now
[23:56:04] <Deucalion> tested it yet?
[23:55:52] <Jewcy> erry fucking time
[23:55:46] <Jewcy> Yeah, EF gotta be difficult
[23:55:34] <Deucalion> ironic that it would be the EF net RBL :D
[23:55:14] <Jewcy> Yeah.
[23:55:09] <Deucalion> OK - rehashed without the efnet rbl. Care to run your test again Jewcy ?
[23:52:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, we're blaming bytram
[23:52:13] <Deucalion> ok... rehashing the ircd... blame me if you all gets disconnected :D
[23:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> even oc'd and balls out it's only running like 47C
[23:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was running too cool after i cleaned the pound of dust out of the heatsink and re-greased the cpu/heatsink interface.
[23:50:08] * TheMightyBuzzard sets a long h265 encode running to test his slightly overclocked cpu
[23:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should take it up, i just can't keep a straight face long enough.
[23:49:02] <Jewcy> Yeah, good point.
[23:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> besides, without shitposting this would be a very boring site
[23:48:44] <Jewcy> Yeah, good point.
[23:48:43] <Deucalion> I'll deactivate that RBL, then if we get shitposted to hell and back it can be put back in place
[23:48:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing can prevent that
[23:48:28] <Jewcy> I meant to say, it prevents shitposting and spam.
[23:47:38] <Jewcy> Deucalion, I wasn't asking for that though. maybe if we get a severe shitposting and spam problem
[23:47:03] <Deucalion> Ehh.. seems that EFnet RBL includes ToR exit nodes.... that's a little unhelpful to mix them in with the open proxies and spamtrapped shit. Hey ho. Guess I could nix it and see how much abuse we suffer...
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[23:46:00] <Jewcy> WHAT?! Shockley is in the SPLC Extremists list? Fuck you, SPLC....I was just starting to think you guys were kinda funny sometimes.
[23:45:12] <torfag> drinkin'++
[23:44:05] <Jewcy> Any free time I have is drinkin' time.
[23:43:53] <Jewcy> I'll learn how to properly use tor when I have the time. I'm too lazy and unimportant now.
[23:43:35] <Jewcy> SoyCow, probably not.
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[23:42:51] <SoyCow3084> Did you configure your browers right? :)
[23:42:29] <Jewcy> At least shitposters who lack the technical ability to make it here
[23:42:07] <Jewcy> Allright, there it is. Although I consider that a feature, not a bug - Don't want no shitposters (other than us) up in here. Bahaha.
[23:41:56] <SoyCow3084> seems to work for me
[23:41:50] <Deucalion> ahh... I spy a blacklist section in the ircd conf file...
[23:41:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> saves having to count them
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[23:41:27] <Jewcy> http://i.imgur.com
[23:41:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> the other just keeps count of how many children are under this comment for pagination purposes.
[23:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> the comments ones are opid and children. opid lets you know the top level comment this one is attached to, or zero for ones that are top-level comments.
[23:39:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> the discussions table one just lets you know if we want to render it the old way or new way.
[23:39:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, slightly. they have an extra field in the `discussions` table and two extra fields in the `comments` table.
[23:39:15] <Jewcy> Will post in a sec
[23:39:12] <Jewcy> Got it.
[23:37:55] <Deucalion> aye - screenshot would be handy... maybe the ircd that has the blacklist rather than the web frontend... but again.. seems unlikely
[23:37:25] <chromas> We don't anonymize ourselves. We just sit here, twirling guns, waiting for the fed to come
[23:36:31] <Jewcy> But before I do, actually, I kinda agree with that. It weeds out the technologically naive who don't use a client and do...um...whatever normal people do to anonymize themselves here.
[23:34:30] <Jewcy> Here, let me try it a few times and I'll screenshot the results
[23:34:06] <Deucalion> OK - atheme-iris (the SN IRC webchat) has no mention of blacklists in its config file. If it exists, it must be hard baked into the code itself... which seems unlikely.
[23:33:41] <chromas> Are new pages stored differently?
[23:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should also render faster on heavily commented pages. new ones anyway. old ones should render the same as ever.
[23:32:14] * Jewcy waits for the April Fools' day Beta
[23:31:51] <Jewcy> Yeah, makes sense. I'm not going to up and leave about it or anything.
[23:31:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Jewcy, nested is really just getting an upgrade cause there's no reason for it to not have features other modes have if we don't take anything away.
[23:29:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> grizzled old grouchy bastards that want things to just work, not to show off how quickly we learned a new trick.
[23:29:14] * Jewcy chuckles at the SPLC's extremist list
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[23:22:41] <Jewcy> Agreed, Deucalion
[23:22:10] <Deucalion> We have wizened wizards not hipster Web2.0 wannabes working on it thankfully :D
[23:21:53] <chromas> Twice more. That's better
[23:21:39] <Jewcy> Sounds like a personal problem, chromas.
[23:21:26] * chromas can't multiply
[23:21:14] <chromas> more
[23:21:06] <chromas> It even got unicode twice as many times
[23:20:39] <Jewcy> SN accomplished more features in the first few months than Slashdot did in its entire lifetime.
[23:19:52] <Jewcy> My favorite mode, nested, is going bye-bye
[23:19:33] <Jewcy> Huh, that's why SN hasn't been working flawlessly in Firefox, um, since its inception.
[23:18:58] <chromas> You can also use / in non-chrome browsers
[23:18:45] <Jewcy> that's the joke. Ba-Dum TISS
[23:18:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> find
[23:18:23] <Jewcy> ("What is CTRL+F?)
[23:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey now, i document them in the changelog post...
[23:18:07] <Jewcy> Oh yeah, people have been bitching about return to comment forever.
[23:18:05] <chromas> privileged extremists
[23:17:42] * Jewcy notes that at least the SPLC at least writes with style and somewhat unprofessionally and with heapin' helpins of opinion when bashing "extremists"
[23:17:31] <chromas> comment expand/collapse and return to comment after modding or something
[23:17:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chase Brandon: The CIA’s Man in Hollywood - http://sylnt.us - unknown-stars-of-stage-and-screen
[23:16:58] <chromas> I think it's got some nifty non-javascript based stuff
[23:16:24] <Jewcy> Not be up all night reading weighty tomes
[23:16:12] <Jewcy> It's time to drink
[23:16:09] <Jewcy> Maybe later.
[23:15:48] <chromas> You just have to read the entire irc backlog for the last three months
[23:15:48] * Deucalion goes back to nosing through atheme-iris config
[23:15:26] <Deucalion> TMB document things???? PFFFT!
[23:15:11] <Jewcy> or point me to a document explaining it?
[23:15:04] <Jewcy> Buzzard, can you give a summary of the new comments system?
[23:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, ima be glad when the new comments system goes in.
[23:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, have at it
[23:13:40] <Jewcy> Hell, I might even get back to the level of my submitting heyday
[23:13:17] <Jewcy> Fair enough. Well, I'll probably be posting productively since my school-related stress levels have subsided and the last major hurdle has been cleared.
[23:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well let us know next time so we can at least tell ya if we meant to roll up the newspaper
[23:12:40] <chromas> It's important that you get smaked in the right way though
[23:12:16] <chromas> bewber squeakret
[23:12:14] <Jewcy> I am of the attitude that I know when I've been a bad boy and don't bitch about when I get smaked as a result.
[23:11:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, no, more like pooper secret
[23:11:38] <chromas> more like jooper secret, amiright nidge nidge
[23:11:37] <Jewcy> I didn't contest them, even though they were troll/flamebait rather than spam
[23:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly. should have hopped in here and said something. we generally don't want functionality like that.
[23:11:03] <Jewcy> I wasn't accusing anybody, there are probably automated systems in place when too much bad activity is done in a short time.
[23:10:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> we talk about stuff like that over in the sooper sekrit channel before it happens.
[23:10:38] <chromas> Maybe the spam mods were retracted
[23:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't have been. none of us blocked you.
[23:09:24] <Jewcy> Buzzard, right after I received those dual spam mods I was blocked for a period of time. Not sure how much, but it was at least a couple weeks.
[23:09:20] <chromas> don't be an isist man
[23:08:52] <chromas> Jewcy: that's isism
[23:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> we did turn off the tor exit node a couple times cause someone was dosing the site through it. but we put up a firewall limiting connections per second and no prollems anymore.
[23:08:39] <Jewcy> and some catch-all for "ist" - racist, sexist, ableist
[23:08:35] <chromas> We could switch to reddit source while we're at it :D
[23:08:19] <Jewcy> chromas, the catagories could be +1 for disinformation, inflammatory, shitposting, derailment
[23:08:07] <chromas> Quick! Change the little smilies to gun icons just to keep the shit stirred
[23:08:03] <Deucalion> IRC webchat blocking ToR exit nodes apparently... I'll take a squiz at the configs... probably some default config cruft left in there
[23:07:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, you wasn't banned. or shouldn't have been.
[23:07:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[23:07:12] <Deucalion> may well do.... I'll take a look-see
[23:07:11] <Jewcy> something borrowed from other IRC lands
[23:06:54] <Jewcy> Deucalion, from what I remember about the message I got, the webchat uses an efnet blacklist or something like that
[23:06:21] <Deucalion> I doubt we block ToR exit nodes from the site EF given we have made the site available via ToR directly. I wasn't aware IRC webchat blocked ToR exit nodes.
[23:06:11] <Jewcy> chromas, that's actually a good idea. A SN spinoff using slash, that has positive modifiers for trolls, disinformation, and shitposts
[23:05:50] <chromas> If they do I don't think it's on purpose. They used to have tor support for the site and stuff
[23:05:32] <Jewcy> chromas, I thought that's what the occasional troll-related discussions were for
[23:05:15] <Jewcy> (of course I could use a client like most normal people do)
[23:05:09] <chromas> that's what soylent needs. points and levels for shitposting and stuff
[23:04:59] <Jewcy> I could find out experimentally, but I'm lazy. My question was if SN blocks ToR exit nodes like the IRC webchat does
[23:04:52] * chromas needs to gain some shitposting xp
[23:03:58] <Jewcy> I have a technical question for Buzzard when he gets back.
[23:03:32] <Jewcy> It's 27 now.
[23:03:25] <Jewcy> My karma went from like 47 down to 24 overnight with 2 spam mods
[23:03:09] * chromas needs 50 mod points
[23:03:01] <Jewcy> shitposting and probably mod abuse as well, chromas
[23:02:52] <Jewcy> All this time I've been not posting was because I was EBP-banned by both IP and username
[23:02:37] <chromas> Why were you blocked?
[23:02:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i need a smoke afore i get down into this nonsense
[23:02:28] <Jewcy> For now, at least.
[23:02:26] <Jewcy> Oh, nice. I can post again.
[23:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> exactly
[23:01:57] <chromas> Of course I do
[23:01:55] <chromas> I'm 7
[23:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird, you'd think you'd know what a clitoris is by your age
[23:01:31] <Jewcy> Okay, let's see if I can post.
[23:01:15] * chromas learned a new word today
[23:01:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup
[23:00:58] <Jewcy> Yo Buzzid
[23:00:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, EF, go play with the hoplophobes on the Oz gun article.
[23:00:11] <chromas> stolen, like everything
[23:00:09] <Jewcy> Stein has complained that today’s immigrants are engaged in “competitive breeding” to diminish the power of the white majority and has campaigned to repeal a 1965 immigration law that ended racial quotas that largely restricted immigration to Europeans. He has also served as editorial adviser for The Social Contract, a nativist hate journal published by Tanton.
[23:00:08] <Jewcy> Dan Stein:
[23:00:04] <chromas> the jews appropriated their last names
[23:00:02] <Jewcy> Yeah, that's true.
[22:59:50] <chromas> aren't those technically german or polish?
[22:59:30] <Jewcy> Huh, there are a few Jews on that list as well...if going by the names "horowitz" and "stein" are any indications
[22:58:20] <chromas> so...Alex Jones is a government conspiracy! Holy shit!
[22:58:08] <chromas> "millions of followers who listen to his radio show, watch his “documentaries” and read his websites, and some of them, like Marathon bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev, resort to deadly violence."
[22:58:00] <chromas> "he warns...that...the Boston Marathon bombings...are actually “false flag” operations by our government"
[22:57:47] <Timmeh> ^ 03August Kreis | Southern Poverty Law Center
[22:57:46] <Jewcy> https://www.splcenter.org
[22:57:46] <Jewcy> Alongside guys like this:
[22:57:09] <Jewcy> Enough to give that bonkers tinfoil conspiracy nut top listing in their individual extremists list.
[22:56:46] <Jewcy> It means the Jews are afraid of his messages, even as they attempt to discredit them.
[22:55:50] <chromas> he's kkk
[22:55:48] <Jewcy> Nut, sure. But not worthy of being in the same roster as bull-necked, mutton-chopped, swaztika-tattoed criminals!
[22:55:47] <chromas> he said something about white people that wasn't negative
[22:55:17] <Jewcy> Why the hell is he on the SPLC's "extremist list" for that?! By the SPLC's own fucking words!
[22:54:51] <Jewcy> And while Jones disavows racism, he sometimes walks a fine line in his pronouncements. In August 2011, he featured an article on Infowars that called the Department of Homeland Security’s “If you see something, say something” terrorism-awareness campaign a racist conspiracy to “characterize predominantly white, middle class, politically engaged Americans as domestic extremists.”
[22:54:43] <chromas> I thought he was already on the nut list
[22:52:27] <Jewcy> These Jew-bastards put Alex Jones on their list of extremists, next to overt White Supremacists
[22:52:01] <Timmeh> ^ 03Alex Jones | Southern Poverty Law Center
[22:52:01] <Jewcy> https://www.splcenter.org
[22:51:54] <Jewcy> Jesus Christ...get a load of this:
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[21:25:43] <chromas> Missed the chance to shoot
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[21:00:23] <chromas> it's always shoot-to-kill 'cause lowering the gun a few degrees is hard work
[20:59:46] <chromas> but I've never heard that before
[20:59:14] * cmn32480 shoots chromas in the knee to keep him from reaching the gun free zone
[20:48:35] * chromas heads off to a gun free zone
[20:48:28] <chromas> but work in what way?
[20:45:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Study Finds Gun Restriction Laws Can and Do Work - http://sylnt.us - them-be-fightin'-words
[20:43:57] <Timmeh> ^ 03Never Illegally Download - YouTube
[20:43:56] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[20:42:52] <Gravis> SirFinkus: this isn't something new, it's just that you've noticed it
[20:41:52] <Gravis> SirFinkus: <SirFinkus> " the UK is now Germany 1939 apparently" that's a tad dramatic, doncha think? <-- society is drowning in hyperbole
[20:30:12] <chromas> so if the eu breaks up, maybe systemd will be next. discuss ;)
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[19:54:59] <paulej72> Fuck_MC would have worked
[19:43:22] <SirFinkus> foiled by the name length
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[19:14:45] <janrinok> gtg - bye everyone!
[19:14:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Now Says it Meant to Open Up iPhone Code - http://sylnt.us - it-was-always-the-plan
[18:51:15] <n1> assuming the timeline on that is tbc
[18:51:10] <janrinok> the DM is already stirring it up ...
[18:50:17] <janrinok> I'll take a big hit on my pension, which is currently paid in £ to a French account. Being a government pension I have to pay tax in the UK and everything else is non-negotiable
[18:50:10] <n1> dailymail, always on form
[18:49:41] <Timmeh> ^ 03Public who backed Leave Brexit vote now say they want to STAY in the EU | Daily Mail Online
[18:49:40] <n1> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[18:48:55] <janrinok> I've ordered plenty of popcorn
[18:48:43] <n1> fun times to be had
[18:47:53] <janrinok> he will 'guide and steer' the UK to prevent total collapse, and then his replacement takes all the hits for moving forward
[18:47:08] <n1> what is supposed to happen between now and october, replacing 'call me dave' etc
[18:46:29] <janrinok> as you said earlier, short term will be hard work, but longer term I remain optimistic
[18:46:06] <n1> retired people more optimistic
[18:45:53] <n1> i dont think anyone i know was really excited about business prospects on an exit
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[18:45:23] <janrinok> yep the big cities seem to have gone that way, while much of the rest has voted to leave
[18:44:47] <n1> almost 80% where i'm at, it was a strong remain too...
[18:44:15] <janrinok> the best turnout since the last referendum!
[18:43:55] <n1> the breakdown of the voting is quite interesting, and the turnout was incredible really
[18:43:44] <janrinok> Just watching French reaction - they want the brexit to begin now and not wait until October, or at least that appears to be the stance of some of their politicians
[18:42:59] <n1> NI will become very expensive to maintain if something isn't
[18:42:30] <janrinok> but I'm not sure what can be negotiated...
[18:41:54] <janrinok> well NI can't really keep open borders because that would be an obvious way for someone to enter the UK illegally
[18:41:44] <n1> lol
[18:41:08] <janrinok> Spain has also promised to accept Gib back if it decides for joint sovereignty - provided they fly the Spanish flag hehehe
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[18:40:18] <n1> yeah, i cant see a reunified ireland, but a renegotiated relationship with the uk
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[18:40:01] <janrinok> all the rich folk in Gib - including their political class - have homes and property in Spain. The Rock is too small for them
[18:39:59] <n1> that was one of the earliest called too, with 95% remain
[18:39:22] <n1> Gibraltar also
[18:39:16] <janrinok> well the republicans have suggested that they 're-unify' with the South - I don't see the Unionists being too keen on that.
[18:38:35] <n1> i wonder if there's going to be any repositioning in northern ireland, as they also voted remain
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[18:36:37] <janrinok> n1, interesting submission!
[18:23:18] <n1> they don't like me apparently
[18:22:43] <janrinok> somebody up there is watching you....
[18:22:14] <n1> the one day i take the train and stations are flooded, trains cancelled
[18:21:51] <n1> yeah, same here, big storms Wednesday evening/night
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[18:21:20] <FuckTheEU> Allright, time to go pee in a cup. I will return later and commence drinking.
[18:21:16] <n1> but stuff to do as always, maybe book some plane tickets heh
[18:21:12] <janrinok> we've had a series of thunderstorms over the last 3-4 days
[18:20:40] <n1> nothing exciting for sure
[18:19:53] <janrinok> n1, any plans for the weekend or are you busy?
[18:19:47] <FuckTheEU> I for one don't mind listening to discussion about Brexit by people who actually have dogs in the fight
[18:16:38] <janrinok> lol - surely, they won't want to discuss the outcome on here will they ;-)
[18:16:08] <n1> they can be sick all they like, they have to wait until november or whenever it is.
[18:15:43] <janrinok> anyway, I suspect they are sick of this discussion on this channel by now :-)
[18:15:05] <janrinok> about the same split as back in the UK
[18:14:43] <n1> a lot of expats intended to vote leave from what i heard and saw
[18:14:11] <janrinok> I wasn't allowed to vote - the EU courts said we had no justification :) - but we would have voted to leave had we been able to do so. But we have no plans to return to the UK at present.
[18:13:55] <n1> donald trump amuses with his arrival in scotland and everyone being happy about brexit, as every area in scotland voted for remain...
[18:13:19] <cmn32480> if it comes up a winner... the EU will likely start to dissolve
[18:13:07] <n1> it's for the best, but like everyone was so keen to remind scotland, it wont be easy
[18:12:35] <n1> cmn32480, indeed
[18:12:23] <cmn32480> n1 - they rolled the dice... now we wait to see if it comes up snake eyes
[18:12:09] <janrinok> the locals here are determined to continue to trade with the UK. We are a major market for them, they don't see any problems that cannot be overcome
[18:11:23] <n1> but then the UK could be made an example of, show everyone else why we're "stronger together"
[18:11:04] <n1> as now the UK has done it, other countries are likely to demand a say too
[18:11:03] * exec carefully penetrates a doubly-linked list of onions with cmn
[18:11:01] <janrinok> ~gday cmn
[18:10:56] * exec cohesively drops a wine flute of the chron on janrinok
[18:10:54] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[18:10:50] <n1> the potential is a general unwinding of the EU
[18:10:32] <janrinok> and they are also discussing the 'possibility' that they might be allowed to have their say on the current EU set up
[18:10:03] <n1> everything has been on hold waiting for the outcome
[18:09:58] <janrinok> I'm giggling like mad here - the locals wanted to know if it was them personally that we disliked, or just Brussels and all it stands for.
[18:09:46] <SirFinkus> according to twitter
[18:09:46] <n1> pretty much every element of business involves trade with foreign companies or uk companies with foreign investors
[18:09:43] <SirFinkus> the sky is falling, and the uk is literally nazi germany
[18:09:05] <n1> short term on the £ instability, it's not great, short-medium term on work, is unknown
[18:08:04] <janrinok> is it good news for you or not?
[18:07:47] <n1> sup is brexit, got to work some shit out and see what happens next
[18:07:20] <janrinok> very nautical, nick, have I missed Being a Pirate day again?
[18:06:55] <FuckTheEU> sup nick
[18:06:48] <n1> ahoy-hoy, janrinok
[18:06:33] <FuckTheEU> It's been a roller-coaster. Got fired from Boston Dynamics for calling Eric Schmidt a "Jew Fag", intense school workload, now gotta take a piss test for yet another job today.
[18:05:37] <janrinok> yourself?
[18:05:33] <janrinok> not too bad, but slow getting back up to speed again
[18:05:07] <FuckTheEU> sup janrinok, long time no see. How ya been?
[18:04:55] <FuckTheEU> It's not really shit, I just wrote it last night while drunk to see if I could
[18:04:53] <SirFinkus> lo
[18:04:46] * exec prematurely crossbreeds a blerg of doughnuts with SirFinkus
[18:04:44] <janrinok> ~gday SirFinkus FuckTheEU Timmeh
[18:04:36] <FuckTheEU> The one about the fuel cells onboard UAVS
[18:04:18] * exec historically drops a stein of sorrow on nick
[18:04:16] <janrinok> ~gday nick
[18:03:23] <n1> what shit story was that?
[18:03:15] <SirFinkus> I need to watch it again
[18:03:12] <SirFinkus> fuck, that was an awesome movie
[18:03:08] <Timmeh> ^ 03"20.000 Leagues Under the Sea" (1954) Trailer - YouTube
[18:03:07] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[18:03:02] <FuckTheEU> Thought about posting in the discussion (assuming I am unbanned) saying "What stupid asshole wrote this tripe?"
[18:02:27] * FuckTheEU snickers that SN ran his shit story
[18:02:08] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, the Nautilus was dope
[18:01:57] <SirFinkus> from the old movie, his submarine was awesome
[18:01:51] <FuckTheEU> like being a blind man tapping your way through traffic with a cane
[18:01:45] <SirFinkus> although captain nemo might be able to tempt me
[18:01:35] <FuckTheEU> only sonar
[18:01:26] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, in a tin can wtih no windows
[18:01:14] <SirFinkus> I'd live on a ship or a plane, but fuck living underwater
[18:00:46] <SirFinkus> that sounds like a nightmare job
[17:59:52] <FuckTheEU> Or the time the sonar operator slept on the job
[17:59:41] <FuckTheEU> Heard some pretty shitty sub stories too. Like the one where the sub unwittingly cruised into a foreign live-fire exercise
[17:59:09] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, ships. I don't know any sub guys who snuck booze on board, but it was the sub guys who got breathalyzed at the beginning of their shift
[17:58:41] <mythterj> Ships maybe, subs not so much.
[17:58:38] <FuckTheEU> Things might be different now though
[17:58:27] <FuckTheEU> The sailors I talked to used the time-honored method of pouring it into soda bottles
[17:57:43] <FuckTheEU> It's easy as fuck to sneak booze onto ships and subs
[17:57:42] <SirFinkus> subs should be dry, those fuckers have nukes
[17:57:33] <FuckTheEU> They don't do it all the time, but they do it at random while in port
[17:57:31] <mythterj> Where does a sub guy get booze on board?
[17:56:57] <FuckTheEU> mytherj, beginning of shift
[17:56:46] <mythterj> beginning of shift, or beginning of deployment?
[17:56:27] <FuckTheEU> And charging the dudes who blew hot for being intoxicated on the job
[17:56:08] <FuckTheEU> The navy started breathalyzing the sub guys at the beginning of their shifts
[17:55:37] <FuckTheEU> Yup.
[17:55:15] <SirFinkus> in most cases
[17:55:11] <SirFinkus> going to work hungover is going to fuck you up worse than going to work blazed out of your skull
[17:54:17] <FuckTheEU> Sure, people are different, but they could use statistics to get a resonable figure.
[17:54:13] <FuckTheEU> It would make sense if they could raise the cutoff for THC to something more reasonable.
[17:53:20] <SirFinkus> I can kind of understand the insurance shit
[17:51:39] <SirFinkus> and they don't censor or cut things out
[17:51:11] <SirFinkus> IFC always has good movies on it, but I can't stand the hipster shit
[17:51:05] <FuckTheEU> you can smoke a joint 2 weeks ago at a party, fuck your back up at work, and they'll try and fuck you out of your benefits because of THC in your system.
[17:50:26] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, and they should raise the cutoff for THC
[17:50:13] <SirFinkus> I think only with cause
[17:50:08] <FuckTheEU> Yeah Fink
[17:50:01] <SirFinkus> and you could have done coke last weekend and be fine
[17:49:58] <FuckTheEU> I agree with testing for coke, meth, and opioids
[17:49:38] <FuckTheEU> The part about it that makes me angry is that smoking a joint 2 weeks ago at a party doesn't have a gooddamn thing to do with how well I can do a day-job.
[17:49:30] <SirFinkus> just, the indignity of it
[17:49:15] <SirFinkus> just pissed I guess
[17:49:11] <SirFinkus> well, not shocked
[17:49:05] <SirFinkus> I'm still shocked that's legal
[17:48:17] <FuckTheEU> speaking of drugs, gotta take a piss-test today.
[17:48:05] <SirFinkus> not the season anyway
[17:47:49] <SirFinkus> same
[17:47:40] <FuckTheEU> Maybe after I graduate
[17:47:36] <FuckTheEU> I'm not in a good enough headspace to do shrooms now.
[17:47:14] <SirFinkus> provided you can handle your shit
[17:47:08] <SirFinkus> it is, you just don't get tired until the next day
[17:46:31] <FuckTheEU> That sounds really badass
[17:45:48] <SirFinkus> you'll be sore the next day because you don't feel the lactic acid buildup
[17:45:23] <SirFinkus> you know what's really the shit though? shroom'd biking
[17:44:46] <FuckTheEU> Drunken biking rocks
[17:44:27] <SirFinkus> trouble is, I'll probably drink more if I ride my bike more
[17:43:49] <SirFinkus> I'll probably be fine once I start cycling again
[17:43:34] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, you should, before you know it you'll be like me and your upper torso will look like an elongated, horribly malformed frog head
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[17:42:59] <SirFinkus> I think I'm actually getting a bit of a beer gut, I should nip that in the bud
[17:42:51] <FuckTheEU> And the thighs in my pants are all worn silky smooth
[17:42:34] <FuckTheEU> I can't even do a crunch witthout my beer-gut getting in the way. Feels bad man.
[17:42:04] <mythterj> Kinda like my Son. He had trouble finding cars that fit.
[17:41:59] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, good point. Being a fatfuck sucks.
[17:41:49] <SirFinkus> better than being fat
[17:41:14] <SirFinkus> super annoying with coats
[17:40:57] <SirFinkus> sleeves on my shirts are never long enough either
[17:39:59] <SirFinkus> I did about 15 push ups yesterday and I'm sore now
[17:39:42] <FuckTheEU> Damn Bro you need to chug some creatine and hit the gym.
[17:39:34] <SirFinkus> used to be 125
[17:39:27] <SirFinkus> I weigh 130 and I'm 6 feet tall
[17:39:10] <FuckTheEU> That's like my size if you reverse the dimensions, hahha
[17:38:58] <FuckTheEU> No fucking way.
[17:38:25] <SirFinkus> W28L36
[17:38:10] <SirFinkus> I have to order my jeans online because they're never in my size
[17:38:06] * FuckTheEU lends SirFinkus his Vaginal Jesus T-shirt
[17:37:42] <SirFinkus> except for the odd band t-shirt
[17:37:40] <Bender> karma - dickies: 1
[17:37:40] <FuckTheEU> Dickies++
[17:37:36] <FuckTheEU> And Dickies++
[17:37:32] <SirFinkus> which is really, what I wear
[17:37:30] <FuckTheEU> I get my work clothes there when I have to work at places with dress codes
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[17:37:13] <FuckTheEU> Costco has good deals on plain Hanes shit and Levis
[17:37:09] <SirFinkus> except jeans, which I buy online
[17:37:00] <FuckTheEU> Hahaha
[17:36:50] <SirFinkus> I buy my clothes at costco
[17:36:45] <SirFinkus> I'm not cool enough
[17:36:41] <SirFinkus> never been in one
[17:36:37] <SirFinkus> and apparently good cargo shorts?
[17:36:15] <FuckTheEU> The only good thing about A&F and American Eagle stores is that there are no minorities in them.
[17:35:53] <SirFinkus> UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE
[17:35:45] <FuckTheEU> I should have, Fink
[17:35:32] <SirFinkus> did you come back with an ar15?
[17:35:20] <FuckTheEU> It was so disgusting I walked right out the store
[17:35:16] <SirFinkus> *skyward scream*
[17:35:08] <FuckTheEU> a couple years ago I wandered into an Abercrombie and Fitch store to get some high-quality douchebag cargo-shorts and in the background was playing covers of Led Zeppelin songs sung by choruses of kids
[17:34:19] <SirFinkus> movie redeemed
[17:34:19] <FuckTheEU> They should have had the bad guys have swaztika lightsabers they could throw like ninja stars
[17:34:14] <SirFinkus> fucking beautiful
[17:34:10] <SirFinkus> HAHAHA the guy shot his family for no real reason, and then the army came
[17:33:50] <SirFinkus> more like electricity than a laser
[17:33:33] <SirFinkus> in TOS they were crackly barely contained beams of energy
[17:33:15] <SirFinkus> they ruined the lightsabers though
[17:33:05] <SirFinkus> I liked the sounds of the pods
[17:32:53] <FuckTheEU> Now it goes "booboobooboobobeebeebeebeebee"
[17:32:45] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, but who designed the sound effects of the pods? In the original trilogy shit went "Whoooosh!"
[17:32:40] <SirFinkus> star wars episode one had bigger issues than the kid
[17:32:14] <SirFinkus> ironically, the podrace was the only kind of good part in that movie
[17:32:00] <FuckTheEU> Goo-goo ga-ga poo-poo pa-pa
[17:31:48] <FuckTheEU> I know, bro...look what happened to Star Wars Episode I
[17:31:38] <FuckTheEU> Hahaha
[17:31:35] <SirFinkus> kids should never be in movies
[17:30:44] <SirFinkus> I'm watching "the mist" what a shitty movie
[17:30:11] <FuckTheEU> I'm glad to say that England is America's daddy
[17:29:56] * FuckTheEU sheds single tear
[17:29:48] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, that's fucking ridiculous...and an insult to those Britons who were bombed by actual Nazis.
[17:29:39] <SirFinkus> I missed the part where they invaded Poland, seems that'd be bigger news
[17:29:16] <SirFinkus> someone just said that the UK is like 1939(sic) germany
[17:29:13] <FuckTheEU> The best part is that the decision validates Trump's rhetoric.
[17:28:46] <SirFinkus> I've been watching the cries on twitter
[17:28:32] <FuckTheEU> I got a D in my class. My teacher is a nazi.
[17:28:16] <FuckTheEU> nazi is one of those words like "racist" which has been abused so many times it's lost all meaning.
[17:27:54] <SirFinkus> I think the UK beat you to that FuckTheEU
[17:27:39] <SirFinkus> the meaning of nazi has been so diluted, eventually it'll just mean "kind of a jerk"
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[17:26:11] <SirFinkus> call me when they invade poland
[17:26:03] <SirFinkus> " the UK is now Germany 1939 apparently" that's a tad dramatic, doncha think?
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[16:57:10] <Gravis> at 2016-06-23 18:00, the GBP was officially O V E R.
[16:54:05] <Timmeh> ^ 03GBP/USD - Live Rate, Forecast, News and Analysis
[16:54:04] <Gravis> lulz! take that GBP! https://www.dailyfx.com xD
[16:52:31] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[16:52:31] <cmn32480> !woop
[16:48:13] <_Webweasel_> 2 years of campaigning was worth it
[16:48:07] <_Webweasel_> Thanks
[16:47:59] * cmn32480 congratulates _Webweasel_
[16:32:14] <_Webweasel_> WHOOP WHOOP!
[16:32:08] <Timmeh> ^ 03Speedtest.net by Ookla - My Results ( http://www.speedtest.net )
[16:32:07] <_Webweasel_> http://beta.speedtest.net
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[16:12:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Automotive Fuel Cell Technology Used for Unmanned Undersea Vehicles - http://sylnt.us - gubmint-funding-for-the-big-boys
[15:44:01] <cmn32480> First Married Daughter
[15:27:54] <Runaway1956> If Trump is elected, she would be "First Babe"?
[15:26:13] <Runaway1956> That may explain the fullness of her bodice . . .
[15:25:45] <cmn32480> and I think she had a kid not very long ago... 3-4 months maybe?
[15:25:45] <SirFinkus> Runaway1956: https://pbs.twimg.com
[15:19:32] <Runaway1956> Holy shit - if this is Trump's daughter, I want to be part of the family! https://static01.nyt.com
[15:15:40] <Runaway1956> Damn - I just sent $27 to some turkey named yee_tungtung
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[15:15:28] <Webbyatwork> hometime, catch you all later
[15:13:03] <Webbyatwork> You'd all still be sitting in ditch's shoving berrys up your noses without us
[15:12:46] <Webbyatwork> This is 100% true
[15:12:39] <Runaway1956> If the Brits weren't so British, the whole world would be different, don't you know?
[15:12:15] <Runaway1956> What - and leave the Brits off the hook?
[15:11:59] <Webbyatwork> oh, i forgot to blame mexico
[15:11:28] <Webbyatwork> That is my whole understanding of american polotics
[15:11:08] <Webbyatwork> I thought it was in this order: Blame canada, Blame trump, blame muslims, blame trump again, blame systemd, thanks obama?
[15:10:25] <Runaway1956> Well, Clinton is gone, Bush is gone, Blair is gone, Cameron is history - Systemd is the only thing left to blame it on.
[15:09:37] <Webbyatwork> I blame systemd
[15:09:25] <Runaway1956> Oh - nevermind. I'm on a page at Yahoo - it's the site's toolbar.
[15:08:47] <Runaway1956> Shit's gittin' weird. Under the toolbar in Chrome, I have this little thingy, asking me to install the new Firefox.
[15:06:33] <Timmeh> ^ 03How Snapping a Photo of Your Hotel Room Could Save Lives Video
[15:06:32] <paulej72> https://www.yahoo.com
[15:06:01] <Webbyatwork> Yorkies are allright, its the cornish you have to watch out for
[15:05:56] <Runaway1956> Pud? Did someone say pud?
[15:05:40] <paulej72> lol
[15:05:30] <cmn32480> paulej72 - we shoudln't be puydding up with Yorkshire
[15:05:12] * Runaway1956 enrolls the children in the summer school "Shooting is Fun" program
[15:05:05] <paulej72> yorkshire pudding
[15:04:56] <Webbyatwork> thats for the toffs
[15:04:47] <cmn32480> I want cucumber sandwiches not crumpeets you insensitive clod!
[15:04:45] <Webbyatwork> and blamed it on gas being over a dollar a gallon?
[15:04:28] <paulej72> In Texas they would have shot her first for being a twit and keeping them from getting there precious gas
[15:04:23] <Webbyatwork> They complain on facebook over tea and crumpets
[15:04:10] <Webbyatwork> Ok, you got me
[15:03:57] <Runaway1956> If they have friends, right?
[15:03:38] <Webbyatwork> in the UK, they just complain to their friends over tea and crumpets
[15:03:14] <Runaway1956> Being shot isn't so bad. In Bahrain, she would detonate her suicide vest.
[15:03:11] <paulej72> :(
[15:03:05] <exec> Friday, 24 June 2016 @ 11:03 am EDT - Princeton, NJ, USA
[15:03:04] <paulej72> ~time
[15:02:59] <paulej72> is it lunch time yet?
[15:02:35] <Webbyatwork> well, yes I wouldn't do that in texas
[15:02:22] <Runaway1956> Open carry, FTW
[15:02:15] <Runaway1956> LOL - in Texas, she probably would have shot you.
[15:01:51] <Webbyatwork> "I saw my chance and I took it, thats what winners do" says I
[15:01:39] <Webbyatwork> "hey" she says
[15:01:34] <Webbyatwork> she does not notice, so I jump in front
[15:01:27] <Webbyatwork> women in front is on her phone, its her turn
[15:01:20] <Webbyatwork> heh, a few years back was in a queue at the petrol station
[15:01:10] <Runaway1956> It's not politically correct, but, hey, we'll still be alive in ten years to decide what is politically correct then!
[15:00:28] <Webbyatwork> its just natural selection in action
[15:00:09] <Runaway1956> agree with Webby - knock them over, and walk on their smoldering body
[14:59:49] <Webbyatwork> pushed them over ;-)
[14:59:24] <paulej72> If I was stuck behind a selfie taker I would have exited to the right or left
[14:59:21] * Webbyatwork has seen some shit
[14:59:16] <Webbyatwork> dad was a retained fireman until recently
[14:59:16] <Runaway1956> It's probably the wrong place to hold an orgy, as well
[14:58:56] <paulej72> dumb asses
[14:58:42] <Webbyatwork> I'm standing in fire, Ill stop and take a selfie....
[14:58:36] <Runaway1956> My fire fighting training taught me that I can do some wild stuff in and around fire - IF I AM DRESSED FOR IT!
[14:58:29] <Webbyatwork> its still pretty stupid though
[14:58:22] <Webbyatwork> well, yes, you can do it bare foot as long as you keep moving
[14:58:02] <Runaway1956> That may be the case. Or, it could also be that they wore no shoes?
[14:57:58] <Webbyatwork> I mean, I know people are stupid but....
[14:57:34] <Webbyatwork> got burned because people stopped to take selfies???
[14:56:37] <Runaway1956> "Sucker, why'd you listen to me then? Put some money in the offering plate, and get lost!"
[14:56:15] <Runaway1956> "They burnt me!"
[14:56:08] <Runaway1956> "Those coals are hot, but they won't burn you if you listen to me!"
[14:55:42] <Timmeh> ^ 03Dozens burned walking across hot coals at Tony Robbins event in Dallas | WFAA.com
[14:55:42] <Runaway1956> Here's a "WTF" moment - http://www.wfaa.com
[14:54:53] <Webbyatwork> so, not so bad then
[14:54:44] <Webbyatwork> recovers from 8% drop to only a 2% drop
[14:54:34] <Webbyatwork> ftse ends week higher than at start
[14:40:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackaday Owners Open a Makerspace-Like Lab in L.A. Area - http://sylnt.us - nurturing-inventive-but-equipment-poor-folks
[14:35:36] <exec> friendly interactive shell
[14:35:34] <crutchy> ~deb fish
[14:33:08] <Webbyatwork> only got a phone report from my poor ma, who has sat around my house all day
[14:32:53] <Webbyatwork> no idea, won't know till i get home
[14:25:31] <boru> What's the latency/jitter like?
[14:23:50] * Webbyatwork does the fat bandwidth dance
[14:23:09] <Webbyatwork> ha ha, triple homed till they notice!
[14:23:03] <Webbyatwork> so, technically, I have 2 dsl and one fibre right now
[14:22:53] <Webbyatwork> but the old copper line is still up!
[14:22:45] <Webbyatwork> tested at 290mb/s downstream
[14:22:37] <Webbyatwork> he just finished (mum called)
[14:22:29] <Webbyatwork> oh no i was wrong
[14:20:37] <Webbyatwork> bloody hell bt you have been there 2 hours, wtf r u doin
[14:20:27] <Webbyatwork> uggh no, old line still shows inet access
[14:18:20] <cmn32480> crutchy - looks like arthur is running automagically. good job
[14:17:18] <Webbyatwork> which would make sense as he won't plug the new router into my network
[14:17:07] <Webbyatwork> still, multihome, it might have just switched as the other line has gone down....
[14:16:10] <Webbyatwork> no wrong connection, thats on the other line
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[14:15:58] <Webbyatwork> huh, that might be the evidence....
[14:15:49] <Webbyatwork> uhhhhh
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[14:13:24] <Webbyatwork> mum has not phoned, so guessing all is OK
[14:13:14] <Webbyatwork> hmmm, fiber guy turned up at 1pm, should be installed now....
[14:12:04] <boru> Opinions, rather.
[14:12:00] <boru> Opions are like arseholes, and all that.
[14:10:48] <Webbyatwork> FUD much?
[14:10:43] <Webbyatwork> "todays vote is worse than hitler being elected"
[14:10:40] <chromas> that's just historic history
[14:10:08] <Webbyatwork> errr, hey politco journalist, you do understand the EU was setup AFTER the second world war?
[14:09:35] <Webbyatwork> wtf
[14:09:33] <Webbyatwork> "If britan were little in 1939 hitler would have rolled over them"
[14:09:18] <Webbyatwork> article on politco.eu
[14:09:10] <Webbyatwork> OMG
[14:08:15] <Webbyatwork> followed me around like a lost puppy
[14:07:46] <Webbyatwork> it was highly amusing
[14:06:38] <crutchy> you lucky jabby bastard!
[14:06:38] <chromas> full of richard branson's dogs
[14:06:20] <Webbyatwork> Juding by the jehovas girl that follow me for a week when I was there this year, yes
[14:06:06] <crutchy> oh wait i'm mixing islands
[14:05:54] <crutchy> full of virgin bitches
[14:05:44] <Webbyatwork> the dog islands
[14:05:41] <Webbyatwork> from canard, spanish for dog
[14:05:35] <Webbyatwork> nope
[14:05:34] <Webbyatwork> canary islands... named after canarys right?
[14:05:23] <Webbyatwork> even weirder
[14:05:03] <Webbyatwork> except when they are not...
[14:04:58] <Webbyatwork> in the EU, but sorta not, like.... you can buy duty free as if your NOT in the EU, but they are spanish island so they are
[14:04:57] <crutchy> eventually they will experience
[14:04:50] <crutchy> well what more can you expect from virgin islanders
[14:04:46] <nick> indeed
[14:04:38] * chromas takes the tip
[14:04:36] <Webbyatwork> nick, theres a few places like that, like the canary islands
[14:04:14] <Webbyatwork> you should take tips from the guy who posts his polygamus journels
[14:04:04] <nick> "British Virgin Islanders are classed as British Overseas Territories citizens and since 2002 have had an entitlement to take up full UK citizenship. Although the territory is not part of the European Union and not directly subject to EU law, its citizens are deemed to be citizens of the EU as well."
[14:03:47] * chromas tattles
[14:03:45] <crutchy> lol
[14:03:40] * chromas dials up mrs crutchy
[14:03:33] <chromas> sounds like you're an expert
[14:03:32] <crutchy> always best to go first
[14:03:06] <crutchy> yeah nuthin worse than sloppy vag
[14:02:31] <Webbyatwork> depends how much clothing they have left on when passed out in the gutter on friday night
[14:02:14] <crutchy> here's hoping
[14:02:01] <Runaway1956> Ignorant twats? Interesting. Do they wear panties?
[14:01:46] <crutchy> 'we don't answer to no stinkin germans'
[14:01:06] <crutchy> and they were probably like 'u wot m8?!'
[14:01:01] <Webbyatwork> ha ha, we have plenty of ignorant twats
[14:00:52] <nick> and theyre british
[14:00:46] <nick> but then i also know people who didn't know the uk was in the eu
[14:00:39] <Webbyatwork> we never forgave germany its all about punishing them really
[14:00:32] <nick> i know there's much anti-eu sentiment around the eu
[14:00:21] <crutchy> nah the brits just learned from what happened to the USSR and its 'union'
[14:00:13] <Webbyatwork> some countries just want to watch europe burn
[14:00:01] <Webbyatwork> ha ha
[13:59:50] <Runaway1956> Brexit. Let's all thumb our noses at globalization. FTW (No, that doesn't mean "for the win")
[13:59:48] <nick> which are useful to the UK, but not in the same way that say Jersey and BVI are
[13:59:46] <Webbyatwork> we have loads of little islands all over
[13:59:44] <crutchy> hmm. yeah don't worry about canada. they aren't even a real country anyway
[13:59:31] <nick> bunch of other places
[13:59:25] <nick> yeah but that adds in canada, jamaica
[13:59:22] <crutchy> with the queen as head of state
[13:59:15] <crutchy> we're still royal subjects
[13:59:09] <nick> australia isn't a british overseas territory
[13:59:06] <Webbyatwork> we only sent bad people there
[13:58:59] <crutchy> you didn't even mention australia!
[13:58:51] <crutchy> some of those don't really count for much
[13:58:51] <Webbyatwork> but they cost so much we could no longer afford to run the empire
[13:58:40] <Webbyatwork> still... if we hadn't, we would have lost both world wars
[13:58:30] <Webbyatwork> all of em, but then we found out empires cost money
[13:58:29] <nick> there's probably a few i'm missing there.
[13:58:14] <nick> how many other countries does the Uk want?
[13:58:10] <crutchy> now they've told that missus to fuck off
[13:58:08] <nick> England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Jersey, Gurensey, Isle of Man, Gibraltar, BVI, Falklands
[13:57:47] <crutchy> the poor ol poms were comin home every night to find some illegal immigrant fuckin their missus
[13:56:39] <Webbyatwork> just under 900 years.... most countrys can't get close to that
[13:56:38] <crutchy> yeah except the UK wasn't gettin any
[13:56:26] <chromas> oh is that why the eu was bloated? it was a marriage?
[13:56:17] <nick> and we had ways around it with the overseas territories
[13:56:00] <crutchy> yeah but you had the EU ball n chain
[13:55:52] <Webbyatwork> 1066-1955?
[13:55:46] <nick> UK has always been a real country, a very special one with several mini countries attached that have their own little special niches
[13:55:45] <Webbyatwork> well, we probably were a country for longer than most, then only lost it recently
[13:55:39] <crutchy> not just some euro province
[13:55:23] <crutchy> you're like a real country n stuff now
[13:55:11] <crutchy> nah you just make deals with whoever you want, like everyone else
[13:55:10] <nick> i can smell the democracy
[13:55:08] <Webbyatwork> and their gas keeping us warm
[13:55:02] <nick> and chinese investment high in infrastructure
[13:54:56] <nick> usa, aslong as we keep russian money safe in the city
[13:54:54] <Webbyatwork> unless trump shits all over that
[13:54:49] <crutchy> all the EU countries wanna have their EU referendum now
[13:54:49] <Webbyatwork> "special relationship"
[13:54:45] <Webbyatwork> usa ofc
[13:54:37] <nick> but then we end up choosing sides between russia, china, usa and whatever
[13:54:35] <Webbyatwork> thats how I see it nick
[13:54:23] <nick> yeah, the EU carves itself up and we're a big boy in europe
[13:54:20] <Webbyatwork> we just upgraded trident in secret....
[13:54:19] <crutchy> you're the big dawg that told the banksters where to shove their bullshit
[13:54:13] <Webbyatwork> but the longterm? Who knows
[13:54:05] <Webbyatwork> due to the backlash from the EU
[13:53:58] <Webbyatwork> for the shortterm yes we are
[13:53:55] <crutchy> nah everyone is looking up to you now
[13:53:52] <nick> which makes it a less valuable entity
[13:53:40] <nick> UK is taking a step down on the world stage in my opinion
[13:53:39] <crutchy> EU market is tanking anyway
[13:53:23] <Webbyatwork> and CETA
[13:53:17] <Webbyatwork> which we are now out of ofc
[13:53:14] <Webbyatwork> yes and USA due to TPP
[13:53:00] <crutchy> isn't it just the EU market access thats in turmoil?
[13:52:28] <nick> i dont see how in the short term that happens when there's no access to markets confirmed
[13:52:17] * chromas invests in australian spiders
[13:52:16] <Webbyatwork> chinese will snap stuff up at the lower
[13:52:03] <crutchy> chinese will too
[13:51:45] <crutchy> nick, with lower pound they will
[13:51:42] <Webbyatwork> nick I mean the UK will focus more on supporting the commonwealth economy
[13:51:25] <crutchy> we'll throw in extra dirt for free
[13:51:24] <nick> i really cant see the commonwealth buying into uk real estate
[13:51:24] <Webbyatwork> all that coal n stuff
[13:51:20] <Webbyatwork> plenty of resources, not a bad idea
[13:51:08] <crutchy> come buy up some aussie desert :D
[13:50:56] <Webbyatwork> which will have renewed focus now
[13:50:48] <Webbyatwork> wg
[13:50:46] <Webbyatwork> and the commenwealth
[13:50:35] <crutchy> instead of EU
[13:50:32] <Webbyatwork> they bought 300 million in houses locally here recently
[13:50:25] <crutchy> UK institutions will buy in the UK
[13:50:22] <Webbyatwork> china is buying a lot
[13:50:02] <nick> why are they going to invest more
[13:49:55] <nick> and less avenues in and out of europe
[13:49:50] <Webbyatwork> doubtfull
[13:49:47] <nick> buy with business buying houses
[13:49:45] <crutchy> seems unlikely, but markets are fickle
[13:49:37] <crutchy> i was wondering earlier if brexit could possibly force interest rates up
[13:49:27] <nick> first time home buyers have been outbidded for a while
[13:49:16] <Webbyatwork> were at 0.25% now, can't really go much lower
[13:49:07] <crutchy> first time home buyers are outbidded
[13:49:00] <Webbyatwork> yes, due to austerity
[13:48:58] <nick> apparently odds of a rate cut are up today...
[13:48:53] <Webbyatwork> money is easy to borrow (for corps) and they are/have been buying houses
[13:48:49] <nick> think going to maintain low rates?
[13:48:31] <Webbyatwork> exactly
[13:48:28] <crutchy> cos low rates :/
[13:48:20] <Webbyatwork> money will be withdrawn from stocks etc and put into housing
[13:48:17] <nick> why do you think rise?
[13:48:09] <crutchy> cos of low rates
[13:48:05] <crutchy> house prices are pretty fucked in a lot of countries i think
[13:47:59] <Webbyatwork> they will rise
[13:47:46] * nick wonders house prices
[13:47:01] <Webbyatwork> LOL!
[13:46:53] <Webbyatwork> depending who the new pm is and what they decide
[13:46:53] <crutchy> gotta round up all them germans and put yellow stars on their shirts
[13:46:41] <Webbyatwork> october should be the start of the 2 years
[13:46:28] <nick> 2-10 years to 'unwind'
[13:46:17] <chromas> when does the 'brexit' votage actually take effect or be ignored?
[13:46:15] <crutchy> well, compared to other currencies
[13:46:08] <nick> ¬_¬
[13:46:07] <crutchy> still pretty high though
[13:46:02] <nick> so yay.
[13:46:00] <nick> and now it's unstable
[13:45:57] <Webbyatwork> we had about 100 break through the fences and try and board a ferry a few months back
[13:45:56] <nick> well it's been low since 08
[13:45:47] <crutchy> low pound doesn't seem likely in the long run
[13:45:35] <crutchy> i dunno if it will last though
[13:45:31] <Timmeh> ^ 03migrants invade ferry at DuckDuckGo
[13:45:31] <Webbyatwork> https://duckduckgo.com
[13:45:29] <Webbyatwork> better pictures here
[13:45:22] <nick> trust me, i know.
[13:45:16] <nick> i know
[13:45:07] <crutchy> nick, with lower pound imports will be more expensive
[13:44:48] <chromas> that's why you guys need $current_trendy_rifle
[13:44:30] <Webbyatwork> it has done, thats true
[13:44:17] <nick> Webbyatwork, indeed, as the dailymail reported, it made british holidaymakers late!
[13:44:09] <Webbyatwork> yes, stark contrast between the urban dwellers and everyone else
[13:43:52] <nick> and for people in london, visa free travel and such around europe is quite handy for business
[13:43:34] <Webbyatwork> there are nightly riots of thousands of migrants in coquelle france, the entrance to the channel tunnel
[13:43:12] <nick> which is probably why london voted remain, as the various migrants have always been there, didn't notice a problem with border control in the same way
[13:43:05] <Timmeh> ^ 03Should I Stay or Should I Go? - YouTube
[13:43:04] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[13:43:03] <Webbyatwork> (FYI, my dad works there as a customs officer and its FAR worse than reported)
[13:42:48] <Webbyatwork> thats how it is on our border
[13:42:42] <Timmeh> ^ 03migrants at coquelle at DuckDuckGo
[13:42:42] <Webbyatwork> https://duckduckgo.com
[13:42:41] <Webbyatwork> go to images on this search
[13:42:26] <nick> in london the migrant crisis has been business as usual
[13:42:01] <Webbyatwork> wow chromas let me find you something
[13:41:56] <chromas> are they still making cars and audio mixers?
[13:41:53] <Webbyatwork> yeah, in a year or two we will be fine
[13:41:46] <chromas> so just how bad is the migrant crisis anyway? I've seen video of them trashing buildings and stuff
[13:40:25] <nick> yay for the uk, more imports from the US and China
[13:40:07] <Webbyatwork> dont we already?
[13:39:46] * chromas prepares to be fired
[13:39:46] <crutchy> heh
[13:39:38] <chromas> or trump
[13:39:29] <crutchy> eventually you'll all be working for obama
[13:39:12] <crutchy> high usd is already killing you guys
[13:38:56] <chromas> it makes the usd seem less terrible
[13:38:51] <crutchy> and also british tourism, but yeah who the fuck would wanna go to english beaches
[13:38:17] <crutchy> british exporters would have been hurting for years
[13:38:12] <chromas> this would be a new british pound ;)
[13:37:56] <crutchy> the lower british pound might help exports
[13:37:28] <crutchy> er dirkerderrr
[13:37:27] <nick> could save british steel industry there
[13:37:06] <chromas> Another good option could be to leave the borders open and pass out free steel pipes to the citizens
[13:35:29] <chromas> w..would you say that germany has...stockholm syndrome?
[13:34:35] <chromas> those poor muslims dindu nuffin
[13:34:20] <chromas> and bigots and racis
[13:34:14] <chromas> it's 'cause y'all are misogynists
[13:34:06] <Webbyatwork> all the assaults across europe
[13:33:54] <Webbyatwork> that was a major push for this as well
[13:33:45] <Webbyatwork> ala cologne
[13:33:31] <Webbyatwork> and daughters
[13:33:19] <chromas> or raped yer dergs
[13:32:56] <Webbyatwork> incase the terk ur jerbs!
[13:32:45] <Webbyatwork> I have started checking the garden shed for immigants daily ;-)
[13:31:54] <Webbyatwork> with blackjack! and hookers!
[13:31:48] <nick> and scotland, but thats a whole other thing...
[13:31:40] <Timmeh> ^ 03Two Britons Charged After Channel Boat Rescue
[13:31:40] <Webbyatwork> http://news.sky.com
[13:31:40] <nick> looking at the map, it's only london that really voted remain
[13:31:39] <chromas> hey, if everyone's trying to leave the EU then they could start a new one :D
[13:31:38] <crutchy> most of the time nobody gets hit
[13:31:15] <crutchy> in australia we welcome them with a naval gun salute
[13:31:01] <Webbyatwork> I live in the village that happened in
[13:30:54] <nick> ah
[13:30:48] <Webbyatwork> shocked the country
[13:30:46] <Webbyatwork> because we had 18 albainians turn up on my beach a few weeks back
[13:30:36] <crutchy> maybe a women came to germany for an abortion
[13:30:33] <boru> Perhaps if it were carried by an African swallow.
[13:30:31] <Webbyatwork> leave
[13:30:27] <nick> Webbyatwork what was the result in your location?
[13:30:14] <chromas> I guess that's one whole migrant and a fractional reserve
[13:30:13] <Webbyatwork> oh 1.1 ha ha
[13:30:01] <crutchy> maybe a foot made it?
[13:29:57] <Webbyatwork> you can probably safley double that
[13:29:51] <Webbyatwork> the official figure
[13:29:36] <chromas> "Over the last 12 months, more than 1.1 migrants have crossed"
[13:29:32] <chromas> that article seems broken
[13:29:29] <Webbyatwork> Like greece? Oh wait...
[13:29:12] <crutchy> whenever some country cries for money, she flops one out
[13:28:46] <crutchy> she's like the mom of the EU
[13:28:01] <chromas> maximum diversity
[13:27:53] <chromas> send her to the middle east
[13:27:43] <Webbyatwork> cucked by mutti is the phrase we use
[13:27:30] <Webbyatwork> all my german friends hate her
[13:27:22] <boru> I'd exhile her.
[13:27:04] <chromas> put her out of their misery
[13:26:48] <chromas> speaking of Germany, why hasn't Merkel been assassinated yet?
[13:25:08] <Webbyatwork> "democracy"
[13:24:59] <boru> The government did the same thing for the Nice Treaty as well.
[13:24:52] * crutchy heard about the lisbon treaty thing
[13:24:46] <cmn32480> methinks it is largely for the same reasons that many people hate the UN. nobody likes being goverend by a group where they have minimal input
[13:24:44] <boru> That wasn't the first time that happened, either.
[13:24:43] <crutchy> and your vote was ingored
[13:24:39] <Webbyatwork> Then you know what I'm talking about
[13:24:28] <boru> I'm Irish. I voted on the Lisbon Treaty.
[13:24:10] <Webbyatwork> VOTE AGAIN AND VOTE RIGHT THIS TIME!
[13:24:03] <Webbyatwork> EU allows ban of abortion in ireland
[13:23:45] <Webbyatwork> "They will vote again until they get it right" -- Junker
[13:23:43] <crutchy> britain is different not only cos they have nukes but also cos they are a big financial contributor, so they carry more power than ireland and other smaller countries
[13:23:33] <Webbyatwork> boru read up on ireland and the lisbon treaty
[13:23:23] <boru> Sheesh, I wasn't aware it was _that_ pervasive.
[13:23:16] <Webbyatwork> I think thats enough ;-)
[13:23:06] <Timmeh> ^ 03French voters ask for Frexit EU referendum after Germany and Brexit | World | News | Daily Express
[13:23:04] <Webbyatwork> http://www.express.co.uk
[13:22:49] <Timmeh> ^ 03Germany faces calls for their own EU referendum after migrant crisis | World | News | Daily Express
[13:22:47] <Webbyatwork> http://www.express.co.uk
[13:22:36] <crutchy> boru, cos other countries referendums have been ignored by the EU
[13:22:34] <Timmeh> ^ 03Dutch anti-immigration leader calls for referendum to leave EU - PanARMENIAN.Net
[13:22:29] <Webbyatwork> http://www.panarmenian.net
[13:22:19] <Timmeh> ^ 03Brexit Prompts Calls From Other Nations To Leave EU
[13:22:19] <Webbyatwork> http://www.huffingtonpost.com
[13:22:15] <boru> I wonder why these right wing leaders waited for the decision from the UK. Seems like reactionist alarmism.
[13:22:09] <Timmeh> ^ 03Sinn Fein calls for referendum on united Ireland - ITV News
[13:22:08] <Webbyatwork> http://www.itv.com
[13:22:05] <Webbyatwork> li8nks
[13:21:05] <Webbyatwork> oh trump was on the news at 9am as he landed in scotland
[13:20:43] <crutchy> tomorrow nobody in the major news outlets will probably give a fuck about the brexit. trump and hillgawg will be back on the front page for whatever retarded things they do tonight
[13:20:36] <Webbyatwork> in france for example
[13:20:32] <Webbyatwork> marinne le penn
[13:20:27] <Webbyatwork> There have been calls from right wing partys across europe this morning
[13:20:15] <Webbyatwork> just read the BBC articles
[13:20:06] <boru> Got a link?
[13:20:06] <Webbyatwork> romainia
[13:19:58] <Webbyatwork> italy, greece, netherlands, romaina
[13:19:48] <crutchy> not sure
[13:19:36] <boru> I haven't seen any news of that.
[13:19:31] <crutchy> a billion fkin people
[13:19:31] <boru> What other countries are calling for a referendum?
[13:18:51] <crutchy> i dunno wtf is going on over there, but they are like this massive force that nobody can predict
[13:17:49] <Webbyatwork> heh, but the rising middle class in china will fuck that
[13:17:29] <crutchy> and china will come rolling in to clean up the mess... and profit :p
[13:17:27] <nick> all those pensions
[13:17:17] <Webbyatwork> lose not loose <facepalm>
[13:17:03] <Webbyatwork> damn fucking dyslexia
[13:16:54] <Webbyatwork> investors will loose more than the people, as inherently they have more to lose then us
[13:16:53] <nick> im betting the arse falls out of both
[13:16:35] <crutchy> nick, when the arse falls out of the euro, the pound will become a safe haven again
[13:16:35] <Webbyatwork> nah, too much too loose, its damage limitation on their part
[13:16:17] <nick> they told us, we voted, and look what happened...
[13:16:04] <nick> Webbyatwork, when it all goes wrong very soon, we will only have ourselves to blame
[13:16:02] <Webbyatwork> bye bye pension...
[13:15:45] <cmn32480> Webby - that goes against everything they stand for!
[13:15:16] <Webbyatwork> cant have the little people making choices can we?
[13:15:11] <nick> $ is strong on the £ which is not ideal for me.
[13:15:06] <Webbyatwork> so now they have to punish us for excercising our democracy
[13:15:03] <paulej72> someone sneezes on TV and the stock makret goes down.
[13:14:57] <Webbyatwork> alll markets went down, the "experts" bet wrong
[13:14:56] <crutchy> markets everywhere are jittery as fuck
[13:14:52] <cmn32480> US markets too
[13:14:47] <cmn32480> EVERYBODY is down
[13:14:36] <crutchy> aussie markets went down too
[13:14:29] <crutchy> pound will probably pick back up again. i think today was just a kneejerk
[13:14:25] <nick> is what happens to the nuclear power plant that the uk government is going to pay the chinese to build for EDF
[13:14:09] <nick> how i'm going to view this, aside from the £ devaluation
[13:14:02] <Webbyatwork> many countries calling for a referendum now
[13:13:46] <Webbyatwork> end of the EU is what will happen
[13:13:45] <cmn32480> ninjad
[13:13:43] <crutchy> and something something something ww1 and ww2
[13:13:42] <nick> right now we just have a lot more uncertainty all around, and when globally things have been stagnant, a massive shift like this into instability and uncertainty is going to have consequences
[13:13:38] <cmn32480> only big $$ left is Germany
[13:13:27] <crutchy> only really germany left to hold it up
[13:13:20] <crutchy> now that the big money has gone
[13:12:23] <nick> it's either going to implode or explode as precedent has been set
[13:12:19] <crutchy> it seemed pretty flimsy even with britain
[13:12:03] * crutchy wonders what's gunna happen to the EU without britain
[13:11:31] <nick> they put a lot of effort into it in the last week
[13:11:27] <crutchy> yeah
[13:11:19] <nick> he had been so strong on remain, he couldnt stay
[13:11:04] * crutchy watched cameron's speech. it kinda made sense tbh
[13:10:45] <Timmeh> ^ 03vote of confidence | government | Britannica.com
[13:10:44] <paulej72> http://www.britannica.com
[13:10:40] <cmn32480> although, some states do have the abiolity to do recalls
[13:10:02] <nick> lets not get too excited
[13:09:59] <nick> the people have the potential to ask the political parties for more representatio
[13:09:54] <cmn32480> we probably ought to
[13:09:41] <paulej72> no, but we don't fhave votes of no confidence to remove or leaders like they do elsewhere
[13:09:36] <cmn32480> the people taking back some power
[13:09:16] <cmn32480> not that obamacare is a decision of this size either
[13:09:15] <nick> this is a huge deal, the government was forced into the vote the establishment as a whole didnt want
[13:09:02] <cmn32480> woudl Obamna have stepped down if he had lost on Obamacare?
[13:08:48] <cmn32480> not so much in first world nations generally
[13:08:42] <paulej72> not in fact but politically
[13:08:25] <paulej72> that is what I ment cmn32480, the mahor votes are like votes of no confidence
[13:07:34] <nick> step aside and be all "what i would have done..."
[13:07:31] <cmn32480> but then depending on the vote, it is more like a vote of no confidence, or a coup
[13:07:27] <nick> he's done a tony blair
[13:07:17] <nick> this was a special situation where his position was impossible
[13:07:15] <cmn32480> in some 3rd world places? probably?
[13:07:03] <cmn32480> not in the US weitehr
[13:06:53] <nick> not in the UK
[13:06:33] <paulej72> well isn't that normal, PM steps down in a hissy fit if a major vote does not go his/her way
[13:05:52] <nick> PM has stepped down
[13:05:49] <nick> its on the way, watch this space for the next 6-12 months
[13:05:30] <paulej72> maybe thier currency will tank and be worth less than the dollar
[13:04:54] <nick> almost 10% less than yesterday
[13:04:48] <cmn32480> at 2600 calories per pound
[13:04:28] <paulej72> how much heat will a 5 pound note put off.?
[13:04:27] <cmn32480> might take as much as 2-3 years to get completely out
[13:03:48] <nick> we still have some of the nhs, plenty of fuel to last us through winter probably
[13:03:21] * nick burns valuable assets and pisses money away in the short term
[13:02:36] <nick> super official
[13:02:17] <paulej72> brexit is official
[13:01:48] * exec unnecessarily twerks a painting of Uranus for paulej72
[13:01:46] <cmn32480> ~gday paulej72
[13:01:37] * exec theoretically hurls a beaker of onions at paulej72
[13:01:35] <crutchy> ~g'day paulej72
[13:01:27] <crutchy> oh shit he left :/
[13:01:18] <crutchy> aye focker!
[13:00:50] <paulej72> good morning soylent
[12:59:41] <crutchy> its pissing down rain so there's lots of ammo
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[12:59:29] <crutchy> yeah it will be pretty unusual if it happens
[12:58:41] <FuckTheEU> Hahahah, Brexit motherfuckers. It's time to make Europe great again! Free it from the Jewish power-mongers in Brussels
[12:58:21] <cmn32480> so... basically you are waiting for hell to freeze over?
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[12:57:23] <crutchy> that's where its snowing
[12:57:15] <exec> 12Warragul VIC - currently 4°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 16 km/h, humidity 88% - Friday partly cloudy (3°C:7°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (4°C:11°C), Sunday sunny (4°C:12°C), Monday partly cloudy (6°C:11°C)
[12:57:13] <crutchy> ~weather warragul
[12:56:33] <cmn32480> you still got s a ways to go
[12:56:22] <exec> 10Traralgon VIC - currently 39°F / 4°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 16 mph, humidity 89% - Friday partly cloudy (37°F:45°F / 3°C:7°C), Saturday partly cloudy (39°F:55°F / 4°C:13°C), Sunday sunny (37°F:58°F / 3°C:14°C), Monday partly cloudy (42°F:56°F / 6°C:13°C)
[12:56:21] <cmn32480> ~weather crutchy
[12:56:01] <crutchy> its raining pretty heavy atm
[12:55:55] <cmn32480> lol
[12:55:20] <crutchy> nah it will be fkin awesome!
[12:55:12] <crutchy> apparently its snowing in a town about an hour away at a similar altitude
[12:55:02] <cmn32480> 'fraid of a few ciontimeters are you?
[12:54:48] <crutchy> cmn32480, ^
[12:54:39] <crutchy> holy shit it might snow here tonight
[12:39:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Senators Introduce National GMO Labeling Plan - http://sylnt.us - GMO-==-Genetically-Modified-Organism
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[12:26:55] <crutchy> can't wait till august 19th
[12:25:15] * cmn32480 dreams of TheMightyBuzzard's life...
[12:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, ima take my winnings and reboot for some vidya. can't make my brain do anything complicated today.
[12:11:43] <boru> Are you suggesting these specimens are torus shaped?
[12:11:25] <cmn32480> yes.. the chocolate ones
[12:09:21] * crutchy slaps hiself
[12:09:13] <crutchy> do caffinated donuts exist?
[12:08:52] <boru> Perhaps you could caffeinate them, also.
[12:08:48] <cmn32480> a little... depends.. are we talking whale or pleasantly plump
[12:08:24] <crutchy> though an array of fat chick is tempting
[12:07:59] <cmn32480> hands down
[12:07:56] <crutchy> damn i think TheMightyBuzzard definitely won
[12:07:56] <cmn32480> TMB wins
[12:07:45] <crutchy> ooh
[12:07:40] * exec fanatically heaps a gigabyte of caffeinated bacon on TheMightyBuzzard
[12:07:38] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[12:07:30] * exec diarrhetically nudges an array of fat chick toward cmn32480
[12:07:28] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[11:55:06] <boru> Hmm. Dairy scaphism. Impressive.
[11:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, that's weird. good line of storms went over me about 4am and managed to not land a drop of rain here. plenty of thunder n lightning though.
[11:54:46] * exec fanatically rubs a boatload of string cheese on cmn32480
[11:54:44] <boru> ~gday cmn32480
[11:53:53] * exec allegedly penetrates a pair of peanuts with boru
[11:53:52] <cmn32480> ~gday boru
[11:53:50] * exec emphatically rubs a purse of BEER-brand beer on crutchy
[11:53:48] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:53:46] * exec historically runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a bucket of political correctness for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:53:44] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:53:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> so will some breakfast and a bigass cup of coffee
[11:51:57] <boru> Poitín will cure that, as well.
[11:51:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> not so much hung over as still a little drunk and starting to get hung over.
[11:51:01] <boru> I recommend poitín. It cures everything; colds, flus, rigor mortis.
[11:50:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah, i feel like death in a dirty ashtray this morning.
[11:47:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> unpossible!
[11:47:31] <boru> Ah, one of those.
[11:47:19] <crutchy> some british journo douchebag that was taken off CNN cos even the liberal media got tired of him
[11:46:54] <crutchy> only UK and australia
[11:46:51] <boru> I don't know who that is.
[11:46:41] <crutchy> yeah i don't remember pierce morgan blathering on about germany
[11:46:30] <boru> Germany has strict firearms laws, but they're not outlawed.
[11:46:09] <boru> Their statement about firearms being banned in .de is also nonsense.
[11:46:01] <crutchy> what the fuck is wrong with german people? they even fuck up their mass shootings
[11:45:40] <crutchy> apparently that german thing was with a toy gun?
[11:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm dunno. more after the break
[11:43:46] <boru> Or to make it appear that there is more content and/or to force people to scroll down and view more ads?
[11:43:41] * exec presumably refactors a tremendouns number of tagnuts for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:43:39] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:43:19] <boru> Why do news websites feel the need to seperate sentences like that? Just in case the twitter demographic get distracted?
[11:38:02] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:38:01] * exec metrosexually spews a fistful of privilege on cmn32480
[11:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:37:37] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:37:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://countercurrentnews.com
[11:26:54] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - my cats predate Mrs. cmn32480
[11:20:54] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 72°F / 22°C, cloudy, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 88% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (65°F:78°F / 18°C:26°C), Saturday sunny (65°F:85°F / 18°C:29°C), Sunday mostly sunny (66°F:85°F / 19°C:29°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (69°F:84°F / 21°C:29°C)
[11:20:52] <cmn32480> ~weather
[11:08:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Problems at the Panama Canal Expansion - http://sylnt.us - you-don't-get-what-you-don't-pay-for
[09:23:15] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 4°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 29 km/h, humidity 88% - Friday scattered showers (2°C:7°C), Saturday partly cloudy (4°C:12°C), Sunday sunny (3°C:14°C), Monday partly cloudy (5°C:13°C)
[09:23:13] <crutchy> ~weather
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[09:22:48] <crutchy_> derp
[09:22:46] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[09:22:44] <crutchy_> ~weather
[09:06:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Extreme Copyrights and Patents Made Bill Gates Rich - http://sylnt.us - I-got-mine
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[06:04:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 1869: When Interest in Billiards Exploded - http://sylnt.us - don't-mention-the-elephant-in-the-billiards-room
[05:39:20] <SirFinkus> lol jk rowling is butthurt
[05:33:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Led Zeppelin Wins - http://sylnt.us - all-that-glitters-is-not-gold
[05:22:22] <chromas> #TheseThingsMatter
[05:22:21] <SirFinkus> whatever torrents use
[05:22:00] <chromas> md5? sha1?
[05:21:41] <chromas> What was it?
[05:21:38] <chromas> Nice
[05:19:17] <SirFinkus> yeah
[05:18:13] <chromas> Did you get your hash?
[05:16:24] <SirFinkus> aww shit, they out
[05:00:38] * chromas wolfwhistles
[04:59:31] <SirFinkus> they're going to let you change your wifi password!
[04:59:19] <SirFinkus> just saw a cockmast commercial
[04:59:13] <SirFinkus> FUCKING WOW
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[04:33:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Would You Try Silicon Valley's Bloody Plant Burger(s)? - http://sylnt.us - Let's-get-Mikey! || UK's European Union Referendum: Leave ("Brexit") Prevails - http://sylnt.us - take-yer-votes-and-get-outta-'ere
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[04:20:54] <takyon_> it's growing stronger!
[04:20:44] <takyon_> 1,141,000
[04:17:16] <takyon_> 1,114,000
[04:16:05] <takyon_> Leave now leading by a million + 70 thousand
[04:13:27] <takyon_> I submitted the story with the correct headline before BBC called it, so I had it ready to publish in seconds
[04:12:59] <takyon_> interesting and fun for everyone
[04:11:42] <SirFinkus> I'm not informed enough to care, but this should make things interesting
[04:11:19] <takyon_> hilarious
[04:11:13] <takyon_> 14,861,576 to 13,861,537 just a while ago
[04:10:57] <takyon_> it was
[04:10:49] <takyon_> yeah
[04:10:43] <SirFinkus> 1 million lead for leave
[04:10:37] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[04:03:35] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN article: UK's European Union Referendum: Leave ("Brexit") Prevails 04(1 comments)
[04:03:35] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[03:58:20] <takyon_> make like a tree and leaf
[03:57:51] <takyon_> evenadeadmpcouldn'tsavetheeu
[03:55:55] <takyon_> #MakeUnitedKingdomGreatAgain
[03:55:43] <takyon_> Nigel Farage TRIUMPHS
[03:55:37] <takyon_> Beeb be calling it for BREXIT
[03:55:31] <takyon_> story goes live in 4 minutes
[03:55:26] <takyon_> HASHTAG LEAVE
[03:55:24] <takyon_> LEAVE
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[03:32:49] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:32:37] <Bytram> and it's time for me to head to bed, as well.
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[03:13:57] <BrutalDildos> 'Night
[03:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, sleeps
[03:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned good movie overall too
[03:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf is his name.... irish guy... Denis Leary... damned fine monologue
[03:11:37] * BrutalDildos knows if the Brown Menace can make a good perrotaco they can make a good rattahamburguesa
[03:10:38] <BrutalDildos> Good point
[03:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> the whole thing's a libertarian part
[03:10:10] <BrutalDildos> I skipped it ahead to the libertarian part
[03:09:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> teh burger is ratta? om nom nom
[03:09:42] <BrutalDildos> night Buzzard.
[03:09:26] * exec dexterously sodomizes a tube of superballs with TheMightyBuzzard
[03:09:24] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:09:18] <Timmeh> ^ 03Demolition man (1993):Rat Burger scene - YouTube
[03:09:17] <BrutalDildos> https://www.youtube.com
[03:08:53] * TheMightyBuzzard heads off to slep
[03:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i went with teh funny and watered the hedges. and it's a good thing i have hedges cause i pulled a SpallsHurgenson
[03:02:06] <BrutalDildos> It is. I don't get to do that unless I'm in the imperial valley.
[03:01:58] <SirFinkus> even better if it's off something high and/or into water
[03:01:38] <SirFinkus> pissing outside is the greatest
[02:58:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a good afk. ima go outside and have a smoke n piss on something green.
[02:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's entirely too long to read.
[02:57:48] <Bytram> afk
[02:57:47] <Bytram> okay, story queue is in good shape... break time
[02:57:00] * Bytram clicks 'Save'
[02:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> pushing out?
[02:56:48] <Bytram> funny you should mention that... I'm pushing out one of his stories riught now
[02:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> gewg_ needs a penis up the butt. nothing else will satisfy his angst.
[02:55:34] <Bytram> nograb
[02:55:33] <BrutalDildos> Just a mildly amusing troll submission. At least Gewg linked to it a post.
[02:55:30] <Bytram> finger TheMightyBuzzard
[02:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> rescued!
[02:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, that totally works
[02:55:05] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: use your fingers
[02:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i cannot feel my lips
[02:54:54] <BrutalDildos> Bahaha
[02:54:52] <BrutalDildos> Don't worry about it. Probably a bad idea anyway. Gewg referenced and linked to it in a post. Which one? Fuck, I don't know.
[02:54:48] <Bytram> ;)and I'm too tired to even attempt to fix anything tmb might break while he's in there
[02:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, you bastard, i am entirely too drunk to log in to mysql on the production systems
[02:54:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: not too worry, it was purely accidental and I forgive you.
[02:53:40] <BrutalDildos> That's not too likely. I belive the title was something like "jade helm firearm confiscation begins..."
[02:53:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, did i give info?
[02:53:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you woulda subbed it under yer own username i coulda looked it up easy
[02:53:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thanx for the info!
[02:52:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> fooker
[02:52:41] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard, I submitted those anonymously on purpose.
[02:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, oh, yeah, we never actually delete anything. just don't have links to it after it gets rejected cept on your user page.
[02:52:13] <BrutalDildos> However, there's another one I want to find that way but can't - the fake "Jade helm firearm confiscation"
[02:51:38] <BrutalDildos> Not a page of rejected subs. I'm saying that I can find my rejected subs about hillary by googling "soylent news hysterical hillary" and the one about the FOP by googling "soylent news the thick blue club"
[02:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, basically. you can still get to them from a link but they aren't gonna get published or show up in the sub queue.
[02:51:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: so, they are still in the DB, but with a flag that they are deleted?
[02:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we do however keep them even rejected
[02:50:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't like have a page of rejected subs
[02:50:21] <Timmeh> ^ 03EU Referendum Results - BBC News
[02:50:21] <SirFinkus> http://www.bbc.com
[02:50:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> whachat asking now?
[02:50:06] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches hiad
[02:49:55] <SirFinkus> with about half the votes counted
[02:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, interesting
[02:49:43] <BrutalDildos> Was there a point in time where you did not (save as a public-facing webpage) rejected submissions?
[02:49:38] <SirFinkus> leading by a good 400k
[02:49:33] <Bytram> SirFinkus: what TMB said
[02:49:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, 42
[02:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, oh?
[02:49:10] <BrutalDildos> There was another one I was looking for, but can't find - so I have a technical question -
[02:49:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you do, just not all the time
[02:49:03] <SirFinkus> looks like the brexit thing might be happening
[02:48:51] <Bytram> I thought I *broke* things?
[02:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you da man, Bytram
[02:48:37] <Bytram> ima gonna push out one more, just to be extra safe
[02:48:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that analogy assumes you have at one time in your life been poor and wanted beer
[02:48:13] <Bytram> well, while you were chatting, i just pushed out another half-dozen stories; we should be good until well after sunrise on the US east coast
[02:47:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> tied one on with the help of a case of schlitz shit
[02:47:21] <Bytram> good or bad, right?
[02:47:08] <Bytram> and what quality of shit would that be?
[02:46:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is if you have only two classifications: shit and quality
[02:46:05] <Bytram> there's poor quality, there's good quality, there's even excellent quality -- but in and of itself, there really isn't just, plain, "quality"
[02:45:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd steal it if one of the **AA claimed copyright on it
[02:45:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> man that was quality.
[02:44:48] <BrutalDildos> That ain't my style. I need something really decent if I'm going to post it under my name.
[02:44:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you also do many quality trolls
[02:44:27] <BrutalDildos> It would be like "hey everybody, remember me? I submitted a couple funny things a year or two ago. See them!"
[02:44:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, do it tomorrow while you're doing teh coffeh
[02:43:50] <BrutalDildos> I need to chill for a bit.
[02:43:40] <BrutalDildos> I don't have any strength for journals.
[02:43:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> journal dat shiz up. it's funneh.
[02:43:21] <BrutalDildos> Yeah, would have been much better if I had paid more attention to typos.
[02:42:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> the hillary one was hil-arious
[02:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> hahahaha
[02:41:26] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN Submission by The Thick Blue Club: Don't Like Beatings? Don't be a Criminal!
[02:41:25] <BrutalDildos> https://soylentnews.org
[02:41:24] <BrutalDildos> Writing this one was also a lot of fun.
[02:41:12] <Bytram> so much for that appeal!
[02:41:07] <Bytram> and is rejected?
[02:40:53] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN Submission by Hillary Clinton: "Hysterical Hillary" Clinton Appeals to Soylent News
[02:40:52] <BrutalDildos> https://soylentnews.org
[02:40:51] <BrutalDildos> This one is my personal favorite
[02:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram needs the fun
[02:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go
[02:40:22] <BrutalDildos> Good fun seeing if I could write a heavily-buzzed story though
[02:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> my shit is fat and balding yet i still soldier on.
[02:39:59] <BrutalDildos> or at least tired.
[02:39:49] <BrutalDildos> Not a pussy, just tired and old.
[02:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm full on 40.
[02:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> pussy
[02:39:30] <BrutalDildos> Yeah, that's proably true. I'm growing old and feeble.
[02:39:13] <BrutalDildos> Terrible by my standards. I've written better troll stories.
[02:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, your shit is weak. i done drank more than you tonight.
[02:39:06] * Bytram does NOT miss those days!
[02:38:59] <Bytram> not so much wisdom as painful, hard-won experience
[02:38:36] <BrutalDildos> Bleh.
[02:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i bow to your wisdom
[02:38:27] <Bytram> yup!
[02:38:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> really? funky.
[02:38:08] <Bytram> keep one foot on the floor when you are lying in bed -- it'll stop the spins. I have no idea why, but it seems to do the trick
[02:37:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the world shall spin when i finally lay down.
[02:37:04] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:36:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a quality drunk in other words
[02:36:08] <Bytram> well, I'd think that's what 25% *means*
[02:35:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> a quarter of a fifth of pure alcohol
[02:35:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait 187?
[02:35:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> a fifth
[02:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean a shot is an ounce n a half but booze is measured in half pints, pints, and fifths unless you're buying by the drink
[02:35:05] <Bytram> sorry, what's that in PINTS?
[02:34:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ounces? that's not a proper booze measurement.
[02:34:12] <Bytram> what's that in ounces?
[02:33:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> 750ml of 25% ABV booze is 187.5ml of alcohol
[02:33:52] <Bytram> (double entendre)
[02:33:40] <Bytram> got the spins?
[02:32:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> empty bottle
[02:32:40] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: guilty conscience?
[02:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the stop-looking-at-me--tmb dept
[02:31:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SCOTUS: Get a Warrant for a Blood Alcohol Test - http://sylnt.us - warranted-being-looked-at
[02:31:32] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, it's not worth it even if there's a handjob included. some things just must remain masculine.
[02:31:02] <Bytram> collared!
[02:30:52] <Bytram> you just haven't had it done by one who is good at it
[02:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> in the absence of a good barber, i take the clippers to all hair above the collar once a week.
[02:30:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> there are many things that women can do but haircuts are not one of them.
[02:30:17] <Bender> karma - brauntrimmer: 1
[02:30:17] <Bytram> brauntrimmer++
[02:30:11] * Bytram trims his own hair
[02:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a manly thing. women have no place.
[02:29:22] <Bytram> and you want FOUR of those together at the same time?
[02:28:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be a grey haired old fart who knows everyone by sight and is ready with all the recent things to grumble about on tap.
[02:28:39] <Bytram> I dunno; is nice to have a woman running her fingers though my [remaining] hair!
[02:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> they have their place but hair cutting establishments is not it
[02:27:48] <Bytram> besides, what do you have against chicks? I thought you *liked* them?
[02:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> not STYLISTshop
[02:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> BARBERshop!
[02:27:34] <Bytram> who says?
[02:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah, they're all chicks! barbershop quartets are sposed to be dudes!
[02:26:04] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:26:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube the roches
[02:25:49] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with a shekel satchel
[02:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bytram
[02:25:49] * Bytram is kinda busy trying to push out some stories
[02:25:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> going on time for a smoke soon. bout time for one song so make it good
[02:25:33] <Bytram> do a search on "Hammond" and "The Train" and, umm, "We"
[02:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but feel free to #youtube some
[02:25:01] <Bytram> kindapopular back in the early 80's
[02:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig me lotsa tunes cept recent non-really-good-country stuff
[02:24:37] <Bytram> hmm, ever hear anything by "The Roches" ??
[02:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig me some barbershop quartet tunez
[02:23:25] <Bytram> barbershop quartet?
[02:23:16] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:23:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[02:23:03] <SirFinkus> "why don't you throw that damn thing in the lake on your way to the barbershop"
[02:22:51] <SirFinkus> howlin' wolf had the best comment about long hair and wah pedals
[02:22:35] <Bytram> ♫ You're just a bit tipsy, until you're full drunk ♫
[02:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ can't you afford to cut your hair? my friend and i will cut it off for free. ♫
[02:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ you are a hippie. you smell like skunk ♫
[02:21:35] <Bytram> besides, nothin from nothin leaves nothin, and that's what they're payin me for workin at this joint
[02:21:31] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube always hate hippies
[02:21:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait
[02:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay but only this once. next time you gotta pay for your own haircut. whadda you think this is, hippieville?
[02:20:26] <Timmeh> ^✓* 03GPS tracker was attached to suspect’s leg. But leg wasn’t attached to the suspect. - The Washington Post
[02:20:26] <Bytram> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:20:20] * Bytram would like to trade the pay cut for a hair cut
[02:20:15] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org's_World - "Wayne's World was originally a recurring sketch from the NBC television series Saturday Night ... The two would introduce themselves (Garth: \"Party on, Wayne.\" Wayne: \"Party on, Garth.\") and then proceed to go into their various exploits, ..."
[02:20:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g party on wayne
[02:20:04] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with a pay cut
[02:20:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bytram
[02:19:52] <Bytram> Bruce?
[02:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck no! party on, wayne!
[02:19:34] <SirFinkus> because at that point, you might as well finish
[02:19:27] <SirFinkus> but 1/3 of a bottle of liquor is where it gets dangerous
[02:19:24] <Bytram> didn't let THAT stop ya, eh?
[02:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, my face was starting to go numb at 2/3 of a bottle
[02:18:49] <SirFinkus> that sounds like a good nights worth of drinking
[02:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i drank a 750ml bottle of ~25% ABV cider in the past three hours.
[02:17:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> good man, that
[02:17:14] <SirFinkus> I'm working on rectifying that atm
[02:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you sir have an insufficient BAC
[02:16:55] <SirFinkus> sometimes I spell it siht though
[02:16:41] <SirFinkus> but shit is easy to spell
[02:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wouldn't know how to spell shit without it
[02:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole red squiggly underline
[02:16:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, doing that right now
[02:15:53] <BrutalDildos> Good practise for maintaining while heavily buzzed.
[02:15:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> troll breitbart for stories if you're lacking inflammatory shat
[02:15:19] <BrutalDildos> Good point. I'd still be at 50 if it werent for school
[02:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> which means not nearly enough people are pissed off at you
[02:15:01] <BrutalDildos> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:14:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> you got 24 fucking karma even
[02:14:33] <BrutalDildos> I will submit a story shortly.
[02:14:14] <BrutalDildos> Okay, let's take the ethanol-challenge
[02:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you wanna get banned yer gonna hafta talk about viagra or sumpin in every post
[02:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> bitch, we ain't banned anyone ever
[02:13:35] * SirFinkus looks for shitty movies to watch
[02:13:33] <BrutalDildos> Rightfully so, for the heinous crime of recursive douchebaggery.
[02:13:11] <BrutalDildos> I'd push a story but I'm banned.
[02:13:10] <Bytram> and nothin is plenty for me!
[02:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[02:12:49] <Bytram> I ain't got nothin?
[02:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ran outa nulls
[02:12:26] <BrutalDildos> Who uses -1 anymore? Use null like civilized folk
[02:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> apropos for an editor
[02:12:19] <Bytram> on it
[02:12:06] <Bytram> LOL!!
[02:12:01] <Timmeh> Karma - ->: -1
[02:12:01] <Bytram> ---> stories
[02:11:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, push stories. we're like two away from fucked
[02:11:27] <BrutalDildos> never been to one where they do the burial oven, just above ground in those big drum grills
[02:10:56] <BrutalDildos> Sucks. Pig pickins rock
[02:10:49] <SirFinkus> time to drink
[02:10:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> we used to throw a pig in the ground and get good n liquored every memorial day at a friend of my dad's but he went n had one too many strokes, so no more good tunes n drinking outdoors all day.
[02:09:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> hells yeah
[02:08:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> florida to maine and cali to whatever them northwest states is
[02:08:51] <BrutalDildos> Before Grampa died he would throw massive parties in the backyard, and the high point (besides the stripper) was to erect hsi makeshift bar with a hand-painted "margaritaville" sign and dole out margaritas to all in attendance.
[02:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> man that's a staple of anyone who ever enjoyed a beach and a beverage
[02:07:56] <BrutalDildos> Yeah, I know that one well. That was a staple in my family parties.
[02:07:28] <Timmeh> ^ 03Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville (with lyrics) - YouTube
[02:07:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> welcome back. done setting your computing kit on fire?
[02:06:04] -!- Runaway1956 [Runaway1956!~sabayonus@162.216.rs.qxl] has joined #Soylent
[02:05:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, who's winnin? EU or UK?
[02:03:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, besides, there's a lot to be said for drunk rednecks
[02:03:42] <BrutalDildos> Yeah, it's the rhythm pattern
[02:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's just there's only so many times in a row you can listen to margaritaville
[02:02:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i dearly lurves me some jimmy buffet tunes
[02:01:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's really more along the lines of jimmy buffet than country except for the accent
[02:01:17] <BrutalDildos> Yeeech...that's NU-country.
[02:00:52] <BrutalDildos> Looks like the intro to Saving Private Ryan but with a lone drunk redneck guarding the Coast
[02:00:08] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube toes zac brown band
[01:59:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> generally i'm not a huge country fan outside old outlaw stuff like willie n waylon n hank jr but...
[01:59:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm diggin on the zac brown band tonight
[01:54:39] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6272, owned by RobMusial
[01:54:39] <Bytram> !uid
[01:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i'm from OK and living in TN, anything green is a urinal
[01:53:22] <BrutalDildos> ("Wwwwaait....there are some gutters you CANT piss in???!!!" WHAT a country!")
[01:52:55] <BrutalDildos> Hey, at least you didn't piss down the gutter in your lane
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[01:52:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of em still ain't forgiven me for that
[01:51:44] <BrutalDildos> hahahah
[01:51:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course before then it'll have you taking out your testicles to show all your friends in the bowling alley. so use with caution.
[01:51:09] <BrutalDildos> Naw, that's allright. The cheap and venerable Gallo white wine gets me trashed with no hangover
[01:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you end up with about a fifth of very strong booze that will give you the world's worst three day hangover.
[01:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's where you take and freeze a gallon of hard cider then turn the jug upside down over a bucket and let only the alcohol and sugar and other goodness melt into it. leave the water in the jug as ice and throw it away.
[01:48:27] <BrutalDildos> That's fucked up. Cider would be my drink of choice if it weren't for the hangover....used to get fierce fuckers from only a 6-pack of Hornsby's
[01:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you wanna talk hangovers though, go applejack.
[01:47:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> you aren't allowed to do anything to get rid of methanol in wine/cider/mead/etc...
[01:46:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, the methanol
[01:46:08] <Deucalion> Will do. I've rebuilt my game rig to be a very vanilla LM17.3 build, whereas everything else has been brutally hacked about over the years so I am never sure if things don't work because I fucked things up or it's and underlying issue with the distro.
[01:45:56] <BrutalDildos> What is it? The sugar?
[01:45:51] <BrutalDildos> Yeccch, cider hangovers.
[01:45:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, fuck it. polishing off that bottle of cider tonight.
[01:43:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, make a story about it. or at least a journal entry.
[01:43:32] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I'll document it once I work out how. I have the feeling the standard PA setup on most distributions is not really configured to accept network sources and merge it to output.
[01:42:59] <takyon> from like the 1700s
[01:42:54] <takyon> there was a specific one played on the news cycle and maybe at the trial
[01:42:52] <BrutalDildos> It was in MTV's "The Head"
[01:42:30] <BrutalDildos> You can find it in a lot of soundtracks and other miscellaneous places
[01:42:28] <takyon> I get it, just want that link in there
[01:42:18] <Timmeh> ^ 03Israeli researcher fans fears: here's another way to cross the airgap • The Register
[01:42:17] <BrutalDildos> Takyon, that progression is a musical cliche
[01:42:17] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:41:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, i've always heard it was possible, just never tried it.
[01:41:18] <takyon> too lazy
[01:41:06] <takyon> someone should link the 300 year old work on the Led Zep story
[01:40:57] <Deucalion> I have my speakers on one system, but I want to merge the output from another system into that so I don't have one on 'phones the other on speakers. PA supports this apparently... a network sound source. Documentation is not great
[01:38:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> never even tried. it's easier to just hook up some speakers
[01:37:55] <Deucalion> Has anyone actually managed to get PulseAudio to work in a client / server configuration over a network?
[01:29:08] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 74
[01:29:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:29:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, toby keith can suck a dick but that red solo cup video is kinda amusing
[01:26:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it sucked balls even when you ran the isp and changed jobs.
[01:26:11] <BrutalDildos> Oh yeah, earthlink.net, juno.com
[01:25:40] <Deucalion> haha - I wonder how many accounts have been lost due to linking to ISP exclusive email addresses that get terminated on moving. Not such a problem these days everyone uses Gmail or for the more savvy has their own domain... but back in the dialup days... eberyone relied on their ISP for the mailbox.
[01:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> was five digits is all i remember
[01:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i don't even remember my original /. login
[01:23:53] <BrutalDildos> Hey, Ethanol-fueled had a good run at Slashdot.
[01:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was strangely target appropriate
[01:23:05] * MrPlow smakes BrutalDildos upside the head with top down diarrhea
[01:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake BrutalDildos
[01:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've since forgotten my password and lost the isp email account i set it up from.
[01:22:44] <BrutalDildos> not the password doe
[01:22:39] * BrutalDildos remembers his first Slashdot ID
[01:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[01:21:55] <Deucalion> meh whatever... it was fun back in the day (90s)
[01:21:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, soon to be... um... who the hell was buying yahoo this time?
[01:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yahoo i think
[01:21:11] <Deucalion> It's russian owned now isn't it?
[01:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> fascist j00s
[01:20:18] <BrutalDildos> ICQ - Jewish Spies.
[01:20:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> fascists
[01:19:57] <Deucalion> My original ICQ creds no longer worked... for some arbitrary reason it seems it got terminated or whatever as I hadn't used it for ~15 years or something like that
[01:19:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> much like the /. uid i got after i forgot my first one.
[01:19:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> 18674082: the number i got after i forgot my first one.
[01:18:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya i just turned off anyone not on my contacts list
[01:18:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[01:18:33] <Deucalion> Blech, just had a flashback to the early ICQ days... every convo started with a/s/l? :D
[01:18:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> am i? i dunno. it's a complicated question that requires the rest of that bottle of cider to answer definitively.
[01:17:19] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, why would you care how old I am? Looking to hook up sailor? ~wink~
[01:16:24] <chromas> he ran out while watching the paint hash
[01:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, whatever number is most convenient. and if it's not bloody 42 you are fired as an englishman.
[01:15:47] <Deucalion> Wait - do you want mental / emotional age or geological years since I was squeezed into this world?
[01:15:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you let yourself run out?
[01:15:19] <SirFinkus> ok, time to go get booze
[01:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> is your balding pattern 12?
[01:14:33] <Deucalion> Oh wait... no, that's not right.. I can't be 12 if my balding pattern is to be considered.
[01:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> roger. your overt instead of tactful fascination with bewbs totally makes sense now.
[01:12:55] <Deucalion> I'm only 12
[01:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, only the fun ones
[01:12:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, you are wise beyond someone's years. mostly cause i dunno how old you are.
[01:12:30] <BrutalDildos> Hahah, women are both catty and doggy
[01:12:19] <Deucalion> but I won't
[01:12:12] <Deucalion> I'd say the same for women....
[01:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's what women is for.
[01:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig cats. they don't always want your attention and approval like dogs. fuck needy pets.
[01:11:37] <Deucalion> I'd marry them as they clearly are not a fucking pain in the ass high maint princess type
[01:11:23] <BrutalDildos> Never knew cat dudes, plenty of cat ladies though
[01:11:13] <takyon> it's a litmus test
[01:11:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly i'd be intrigued by any woman who'd sitck around after learning the cats' names
[01:10:43] <Deucalion> chromas, yep some people don't want to let their precious moggies roam around at night. Seems cruel to me... just let the skanky little things come and go as they please I say.
[01:10:01] <Timmeh> ^ 03Steamboat Willie - Mickey Cat Spin - YouTube
[01:10:00] <BrutalDildos> https://www.youtube.com
[01:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, i think the cats pre-date any female companionship he has.
[01:09:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, cat people do.
[01:09:30] <Deucalion> might be some explaining to do if there is Mrs cmn32480 :/
[01:09:10] * chromas is fastenated
[01:09:00] <chromas> People call their cats in at night?
[01:08:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to be fun to call them in for the night
[01:08:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, cmn32480's cats: hooker and blow
[01:08:05] <Deucalion> ooo...kay.... where did that come from?
[01:07:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair point
[01:07:55] <chromas> why not?
[01:07:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, why are you molesting cmn32480's cat?
[01:07:14] * Deucalion snorts a line of coke of a hooker's breasts, while fucking them, drinking a beer, listening to the band and pole-axing a horde of fighty idiots with swift fist work... or not in fact.
[01:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was gonna say it was 50/50 whether i'd be looking for sex or violence at a punk show but no. i'd be looking for violence. someone eager to consent to sex is easier to find.
[01:04:10] <Bender> karma - illegal_gatherings_with_drugs_tunes_fights_and_sex_all_happening_at_once: 1
[01:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> illegal_gatherings_with_drugs_tunes_fights_and_sex_all_happening_at_once++
[01:03:29] <Bender> karma - illegal_gatherings: 1
[01:03:29] <BrutalDildos> illegal_gatherings++
[01:03:24] <BrutalDildos> True 'dat, Buzzard
[01:03:03] <BrutalDildos> Brian May used two-handed tapping before Eddie Van Halen, yet Eddie got all the credit for "developing" the technique
[01:02:56] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:02:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube fat bottomed girls
[01:02:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Kill the Queen!" -- Shaun
[01:02:31] <BrutalDildos> (disclaimer: quotes are not verbatim...or even close to it)
[01:02:08] <BrutalDildos> "I don't think that it was a matter of copying, I think that the time was just right for it to be developed independently"
[01:01:59] <Deucalion> d'oh my bad... "glisters" is the correct quote
[01:01:46] <BrutalDildos> Juggs, as Queen's Brian May Said about two-handed tapping
[01:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, most of the venues punk bands played at weren't exactly legal in the first place.
[01:00:43] <Deucalion> glistens.... grrrrr
[01:00:42] <BrutalDildos> In fact, that was how the law shut him down - they got his hosts on health code violations
[01:00:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Led Zeppelin Wins - http://sylnt.us - all-that-glitters-is-not-gold
[01:00:09] <BrutalDildos> No, G.G. was the one who brought on-stage defecation into the mix.
[00:59:39] <takyon> truuuuuuuu
[00:59:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, so basically copying every punk band ever
[00:59:08] <Timmeh> ^ 03Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - YouTube
[00:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[00:58:34] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard, the Murder Junkies are a band that (well, by extension with their association with the late G.G. Allin) were known fordrug use, fights, and on-stage defecation.
[00:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and walking out after the finale isn't weird.
[00:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, well that's fine then.
[00:57:49] <BrutalDildos> That was the grand finale. The drumsticks were also apparantly larger than usual size.
[00:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless, was dude skilled like the drummer from def leppard?
[00:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> must have made the rest of the percussion bits lame
[00:57:00] <BrutalDildos> The worst part was that people started walking out when that happened. Fucking pussies.
[00:56:37] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard - The Murder Junkies played at the bar that just got shut down. Unfortunately I didn't make the show, but I heard one of the band members dropped his pants and put one of the drummers' sticks up his ass.
[00:53:51] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:53:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube bloodhound gang pretty when i'm drunk
[00:53:46] <takyon> burp
[00:53:33] <Deucalion> I'm a little past my beer goggle and next morning remorse stage....
[00:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, no, only on how much alcohol you've got in you.
[00:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> strangely, my team colors are red and white in both cases.
[00:52:36] <SirFinkus> dixie, like kleenex has been genericized to describe the type of product, but both brands make other items
[00:52:32] <Deucalion> Depends who's offering surely?
[00:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, they probably are. never trust anyone who passes up sex.
[00:52:02] <SirFinkus> https://www.kleenex-cottonelle.com.au
[00:51:57] <SirFinkus> oops
[00:51:52] <SirFinkus> counter argument: http://i.imgur.com
[00:51:40] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I dunno... they came with the job. Weirdly their shit doesn't smell either. I half suspect they are here to spy on me
[00:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a rivalry thing. like the sooners and the longhorns.
[00:51:38] <BrutalDildos> Deucalion, you must have really strong bones.
[00:50:58] <BrutalDildos> Fink, the package says, "Dixie." The cups are red plastic.
[00:50:52] <SirFinkus> did he say female?
[00:50:36] <SirFinkus> google image results for "dixie cup"
[00:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf for? virgins are like a screaming waste of woman bits
[00:50:30] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[00:49:53] <Timmeh> ^ 03Google Maps ( https://www.google.com )
[00:49:52] <Deucalion> I lick my drinks from the breasts of angelic virgins
[00:49:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.google.com!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x87b36c4001386917:0x3b1e2020eadb1ff5!8m2!3d34.7862986!4d-96.6729712
[00:49:25] <BrutalDildos> I think it's a matter of regional dialect
[00:49:18] <BrutalDildos> https://c2.q-assets.com
[00:49:07] <SirFinkus> you guys are animals
[00:48:53] <SirFinkus> I only drink from glass
[00:48:34] * BrutalDildos sips from crystal chalice
[00:48:26] <BrutalDildos> Ah, shit. Well, you guys exposed me for a fraud.
[00:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i said google not youtube
[00:48:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq?
[00:48:07] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "Oct 10, 2011 ... Download Toby's brand new Album HOPE ON THE ROCKS here. http://smarturl.it"
[00:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g red solo cup
[00:47:55] <SirFinkus> those are dixie cups
[00:47:50] <SirFinkus> https://southernutahpracticalshootingrange.com
[00:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, !? because i was born in the town that makes red solo cups
[00:47:23] * BrutalDildos smells a carpetbagger\
[00:47:07] <SirFinkus> with wax on them
[00:47:03] <SirFinkus> dixie cups are made of cardboard retard
[00:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[00:46:48] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard, why are you calling a Dixie cup a "red solo cup?"
[00:46:44] <SirFinkus> you referenced it earlier
[00:46:41] * TheMightyBuzzard puts pants on and turns his webcam the other way
[00:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> how'd you know i had my pinky finger stuck out?
[00:46:05] <SirFinkus> classy
[00:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's a red Solo cup, not a wine glass.
[00:45:39] * BrutalDildos misses Mahmoud Ahmadinigingsjsinsfdhdshad
[00:45:26] <BrutalDildos> Which has a better chance of succeeding (eventially?) than it did in Iran. Hey, Iran did get Rouhani in as a result
[00:45:20] <SirFinkus> jesus
[00:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> halfway through my second glass of cider and roughly a six-pack worth of wobbly
[00:45:09] <nick> i doubt erdogan is going anywhere in the immediate future
[00:44:57] <BrutalDildos> A "green revolution"
[00:44:26] <nick> its always been in the lead, but the majority is picking up again
[00:44:18] <BrutalDildos> Turkey was previously secular. Erdogan came in with his Durka-Durka bullshit and here we are. I think the EU are waiting for "moderate opposition" to overthrow Erdogan.
[00:44:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck me but i did good on getting every percent of ABV out of that yeast that it could produce.
[00:44:11] <Deucalion> Turkey is ~20 years away from meeting the criteria to join the EU. That's a good example of the BS that has been thrown around during the BS period
[00:44:06] <nick> leave is back in the lead by 20k
[00:44:04] <SirFinkus> turkey is not on the trajectory to idealized western democracy
[00:43:34] <BrutalDildos> Unless they're biding their time and waiting for Erdogan to be overthrown
[00:43:24] <BrutalDildos> Fink, not for long.
[00:43:19] <SirFinkus> which is a shithole
[00:43:07] <nick> the whole thing is bullshit
[00:43:05] <SirFinkus> I hear they're thinking about turkey too
[00:43:00] <nick> Deucalion is correct
[00:42:45] <Bender> Added quote 743
[00:42:45] <BrutalDildos> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[00:42:37] <Deucalion> The build up campaigns were so full of bullshit and conflated the various european structures which had nothing at all with EU membership it was ridiculous
[00:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, they let the french in. there's no question of their flawed decision making ability.
[00:41:54] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard, if the EU weren't suck cocksuckers, then the notion of Britain leaving wouldn't even be a twinkle in Nigel Farage' bloodshot eye.
[00:41:39] <nick> and the dim light at the end of an ideological tunnel on the other
[00:41:24] <nick> i have short term economic interests on one side
[00:41:10] <nick> i did not take part
[00:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> leave! show them oppressive brits who's boss! wait, no, i'm confused...
[00:40:54] <Timmeh> ^✓* 03LBC London Radioplayer
[00:40:53] <Deucalion> nick.... http://app.musicradio.com :D LBC coverage
[00:40:22] <SirFinkus> stay or leave?
[00:40:13] <nick> referendum bullshit
[00:39:36] <BrutalDildos> sup n1
[00:39:28] <nick> howdy
[00:39:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hola, nick
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[00:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i like the irish guy. he made me laugh.
[00:36:37] * BrutalDildos has a very English surname
[00:35:58] <SirFinkus> Hansi Kursch does a pretty good cover of it too, his voice is suited for it
[00:35:56] <BrutalDildos> Deucalion, that scene when they abducted his bride angered me to no end. I felt massive rage
[00:35:33] <Deucalion> BrutalDildos, good rousing film really - historically somewhat inaccurate of course, but a good watch
[00:35:27] <BrutalDildos> Fink, that guy's voice is hilarious
[00:35:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> less effort
[00:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i'll get me drunk instead.
[00:34:47] <BrutalDildos> Get him drink first, Buzzard
[00:34:31] <SirFinkus> maybe you should try buying him dinner first TheMightyBuzzard
[00:34:24] <Deucalion> booo
[00:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, doesn't do /me
[00:34:14] <BrutalDildos> Deucalion, you know that was the best scene in Braveheart
[00:34:07] <Bender> Quote 742 - <BrutalDildos> SirFink, do you think that would work out now that MUH OIL is dirt-cheap?
[00:34:07] <Deucalion> !quote 742
[00:34:07] <SirFinkus> looks like you missed BrutalDildos
[00:34:01] <Deucalion> !quite 742
[00:33:52] <Bender> Added quote 742
[00:33:52] <Deucalion> !grab BrutalDildos
[00:33:45] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03Grave Digger - Rebellion (The Clans Are Marching) - YouTube
[00:33:45] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[00:33:29] * BrutalDildos shoots an arrow into SirFink's butt-cheek
[00:33:19] <SirFinkus> FREEEDOM
[00:33:10] * Deucalion passes SirFinkus the blue face paint
[00:33:06] <BrutalDildos> SirFink, do you think that would work out now that MUH OIL is dirt-cheap?
[00:32:47] <BrutalDildos> Hahahha
[00:32:46] <SirFinkus> I was vaguely disappointed when the Scottish independence thing didn't work out
[00:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're scots. they're either drunk or too busy doing battle with their oldest and favorite enemies, the scots
[00:32:26] <Deucalion> turnouts have been a lot higher in the other returned results... way up in the ~80%+ area. ~2 million additional voters actually bothered to register for this referendum over the previous general election.
[00:32:16] <BrutalDildos> Fuck the EU.
[00:32:06] <BrutalDildos> Leave! Leave! Leave!
[00:30:40] <SirFinkus> 56% voting turnout is pretty fucking stellar
[00:30:23] <Deucalion> Or were too drunk to get to the polling stations
[00:30:06] <Deucalion> Glasgow only had a 56% turnout apparently - I guess they don't give a shit :D
[00:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> voting's for saps. refusing to participate while reserving the right to talk shit is where it's at.
[00:28:53] <SirFinkus> just vaguely curious, I don't really have an opinion on the matter
[00:28:47] <Deucalion> I do mind :P
[00:28:36] <SirFinkus> what did you vote, if you don't mind Deucalion?
[00:27:40] <Timmeh> ^ 03LBC London Radioplayer
[00:27:39] <Deucalion> I'm just vaguely listening to http://app.musicradio.com (LBC Radio)
[00:27:23] <SirFinkus> only when she's drunk
[00:27:00] <Deucalion> Yorkshire has a West and North Riding too... I assume there is also a South Riding :D
[00:26:33] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:26:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube pretty good at drinkin beer
[00:25:58] <SirFinkus> LIKE YOUR MUMS CUNT AMIRITE BOIS?
[00:25:51] <SirFinkus> "Peterborough"
[00:25:45] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, anything with 'dodgy' spelling like that you can pretty much assume it is a place in Wales as it is a phoenetic translation from Gaelic to English
[00:25:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall are just making up names now
[00:25:16] <SirFinkus> I know where it is
[00:25:06] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, look Gibraltar up on an atlas - pretty predictable they would vote to Remain :D
[00:25:01] <SirFinkus> fucking welsch?
[00:24:53] <SirFinkus> lol
[00:24:51] <SirFinkus> Merthyr Tydfil
[00:24:42] <BrutalDildos> Just give it to the goddamn Spaniards already
[00:24:34] <BrutalDildos> MUH COLONIALISM
[00:24:25] <takyon> dayum
[00:24:01] <SirFinkus> lol gibraltar is 95.5% remain
[00:23:44] <BrutalDildos> that's what I heard, juggs. Everybody says that remain is going to win by an ass-hair.
[00:23:24] <BrutalDildos> Leave is at 51/6 % according to Google
[00:23:24] <SirFinkus> East Riding of Yorkshire
[00:23:16] <Deucalion> looking like a marginal Remain result I think. But all the results are all 55/45 or 58/42 - it really is very much equally split
[00:23:13] <takyon> Humpty Dumfries
[00:23:06] <takyon> Dumfries
[00:22:57] <SirFinkus> Dumfries & Galloway
[00:22:41] <BrutalDildos> Last I heard it won't.
[00:22:39] <takyon> aka EthanolSoakedPussy
[00:22:26] <takyon> I'm asking BrutalDildos
[00:22:17] <takyon> will brexit happen?
[00:22:15] <Deucalion> Wales
[00:22:13] <takyon> so
[00:22:11] <SirFinkus> Blaenau Gwent
[00:21:57] <SirFinkus> they'Re all so fucking great
[00:21:53] <Deucalion> Nothumberland / Lake District IIRC
[00:21:51] <SirFinkus> Bassetlaw
[00:21:37] <SirFinkus> Barrow-in-Furness
[00:21:33] <Deucalion> Essex
[00:21:28] <SirFinkus> Barking & Dagenham
[00:21:13] <BrutalDildos> Hahahah, the other guys' faces are priceless, Buzzard
[00:21:12] <Deucalion> No idea where that even is.... sounds Scottish
[00:21:10] <SirFinkus> Argyll & Bute
[00:20:49] <SirFinkus> I swear they're just making these names up
[00:20:45] <SirFinkus> Clackmannanshire
[00:20:34] <Timmeh> ^ 03Full Metal Jacket- Get Some - YouTube
[00:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[00:20:33] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard - Every parent's secret dream
[00:20:15] <takyon> easier to hide
[00:20:11] <takyon> smaller target tho
[00:20:09] <BrutalDildos> Hahahaah
[00:20:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well babies is easier to shoot. they don't move around as much.
[00:19:37] <BrutalDildos> Especially the big black baby-killing ones
[00:19:17] <BrutalDildos> Hahaha
[00:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know right? nobody ever got killed before assault rifles was invented.
[00:18:43] <takyon> but how do I killed Border Patrol without my assault rifles?
[00:18:25] <takyon> haahhahahahahaa
[00:17:48] <BrutalDildos> They won't give you your ARs until you have at least 1 dead Border Patrol agent under your belt.
[00:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> handouts nothin, they could throw cons once a month and nobody would ever have to pay taxes again.
[00:17:26] <BrutalDildos> takyon, you have to have a cartel membership to qualify
[00:17:03] <takyon> Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearm Handouts
[00:16:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya they don't bother with little things like due process and constitutional rights
[00:16:48] <BrutalDildos> Agreed, Buzzarde
[00:16:31] <BrutalDildos> And without probable cause
[00:16:27] <BrutalDildos> ATF fuckers raided ARES armor here too, fucking cocksuckers
[00:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be the most awesome government agency ever but they managed to fuck it up anyway
[00:16:08] <Bender> karma - atf: -2
[00:16:08] <BrutalDildos> atf--
[00:15:58] <Bender> karma - atf: -1
[00:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> atf--
[00:15:52] <Bender> karma - abc: -2
[00:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> abc--
[00:15:44] <takyon> kek
[00:15:38] <takyon> brutal
[00:15:34] <takyon> wow
[00:15:30] <Bender> karma - abc: -1
[00:15:30] <BrutalDildos> ABC--
[00:15:28] <BrutalDildos> FUCK THE ABC
[00:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned revenooers
[00:15:17] <BrutalDildos> Yeah.
[00:15:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> gak!
[00:15:03] <BrutalDildos> Hahah, no, worse Buzzard...way, way worse - The door was barred shut, with a city notice that operation has been suspended due to alcohol code violations.
[00:14:31] <BrutalDildos> Yeah, Buzzard. Apparantly they don't like racist anti-Semites.
[00:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was quick. already get kicked out the bar?
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[00:13:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, making a bottle o cider go bye-bye
[00:13:26] <takyon> burp
[00:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> did but i can't listen. busy jimmy buffet-ing
[00:11:16] <takyon> just click dat
[00:09:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> bill nye can suck it. scientists shouldn't get involved in politics. they're really bad at it.
[00:08:53] <Timmeh> ^ 03[YTP] The Bill Nye Collab 2! - YouTube
[00:08:52] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[00:07:35] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube toes zac brown
[00:01:24] <Deucalion> 5 - 3 for Remain so far.