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[00:01:24] <Deucalion> 5 - 3 for Remain so far.
[00:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube toes zac brown
[00:07:35] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:08:52] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[00:08:53] <Timmeh> ^ 03[YTP] The Bill Nye Collab 2! - YouTube
[00:09:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> bill nye can suck it. scientists shouldn't get involved in politics. they're really bad at it.
[00:11:16] <takyon> just click dat
[00:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> did but i can't listen. busy jimmy buffet-ing
[00:13:26] <takyon> burp
[00:13:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, making a bottle o cider go bye-bye
[00:13:50] -!- BrutalDildos [BrutalDildos!~62b0c8c6@ka52-830-964-802.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[00:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was quick. already get kicked out the bar?
[00:14:31] <BrutalDildos> Yeah, Buzzard. Apparantly they don't like racist anti-Semites.
[00:15:03] <BrutalDildos> Hahah, no, worse Buzzard...way, way worse - The door was barred shut, with a city notice that operation has been suspended due to alcohol code violations.
[00:15:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> gak!
[00:15:17] <BrutalDildos> Yeah.
[00:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned revenooers
[00:15:28] <BrutalDildos> FUCK THE ABC
[00:15:30] <BrutalDildos> ABC--
[00:15:30] <Bender> karma - abc: -1
[00:15:34] <takyon> wow
[00:15:38] <takyon> brutal
[00:15:44] <takyon> kek
[00:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> abc--
[00:15:52] <Bender> karma - abc: -2
[00:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> atf--
[00:15:58] <Bender> karma - atf: -1
[00:16:08] <BrutalDildos> atf--
[00:16:08] <Bender> karma - atf: -2
[00:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be the most awesome government agency ever but they managed to fuck it up anyway
[00:16:27] <BrutalDildos> ATF fuckers raided ARES armor here too, fucking cocksuckers
[00:16:31] <BrutalDildos> And without probable cause
[00:16:48] <BrutalDildos> Agreed, Buzzarde
[00:16:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya they don't bother with little things like due process and constitutional rights
[00:17:03] <takyon> Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearm Handouts
[00:17:26] <BrutalDildos> takyon, you have to have a cartel membership to qualify
[00:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> handouts nothin, they could throw cons once a month and nobody would ever have to pay taxes again.
[00:17:48] <BrutalDildos> They won't give you your ARs until you have at least 1 dead Border Patrol agent under your belt.
[00:18:25] <takyon> haahhahahahahaa
[00:18:43] <takyon> but how do I killed Border Patrol without my assault rifles?
[00:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know right? nobody ever got killed before assault rifles was invented.
[00:19:17] <BrutalDildos> Hahaha
[00:19:37] <BrutalDildos> Especially the big black baby-killing ones
[00:20:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well babies is easier to shoot. they don't move around as much.
[00:20:09] <BrutalDildos> Hahahaah
[00:20:11] <takyon> smaller target tho
[00:20:15] <takyon> easier to hide
[00:20:33] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard - Every parent's secret dream
[00:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[00:20:34] <Timmeh> ^ 03Full Metal Jacket- Get Some - YouTube
[00:20:45] <SirFinkus> Clackmannanshire
[00:20:49] <SirFinkus> I swear they're just making these names up
[00:21:10] <SirFinkus> Argyll & Bute
[00:21:12] <Deucalion> No idea where that even is.... sounds Scottish
[00:21:13] <BrutalDildos> Hahahah, the other guys' faces are priceless, Buzzard
[00:21:28] <SirFinkus> Barking & Dagenham
[00:21:33] <Deucalion> Essex
[00:21:37] <SirFinkus> Barrow-in-Furness
[00:21:51] <SirFinkus> Bassetlaw
[00:21:53] <Deucalion> Nothumberland / Lake District IIRC
[00:21:57] <SirFinkus> they'Re all so fucking great
[00:22:11] <SirFinkus> Blaenau Gwent
[00:22:13] <takyon> so
[00:22:15] <Deucalion> Wales
[00:22:17] <takyon> will brexit happen?
[00:22:26] <takyon> I'm asking BrutalDildos
[00:22:39] <takyon> aka EthanolSoakedPussy
[00:22:41] <BrutalDildos> Last I heard it won't.
[00:22:57] <SirFinkus> Dumfries & Galloway
[00:23:06] <takyon> Dumfries
[00:23:13] <takyon> Humpty Dumfries
[00:23:16] <Deucalion> looking like a marginal Remain result I think. But all the results are all 55/45 or 58/42 - it really is very much equally split
[00:23:24] <SirFinkus> East Riding of Yorkshire
[00:23:24] <BrutalDildos> Leave is at 51/6 % according to Google
[00:23:44] <BrutalDildos> that's what I heard, juggs. Everybody says that remain is going to win by an ass-hair.
[00:24:01] <SirFinkus> lol gibraltar is 95.5% remain
[00:24:25] <takyon> dayum
[00:24:34] <BrutalDildos> MUH COLONIALISM
[00:24:42] <BrutalDildos> Just give it to the goddamn Spaniards already
[00:24:51] <SirFinkus> Merthyr Tydfil
[00:24:53] <SirFinkus> lol
[00:25:01] <SirFinkus> fucking welsch?
[00:25:06] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, look Gibraltar up on an atlas - pretty predictable they would vote to Remain :D
[00:25:16] <SirFinkus> I know where it is
[00:25:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall are just making up names now
[00:25:45] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, anything with 'dodgy' spelling like that you can pretty much assume it is a place in Wales as it is a phoenetic translation from Gaelic to English
[00:25:51] <SirFinkus> "Peterborough"
[00:25:58] <SirFinkus> LIKE YOUR MUMS CUNT AMIRITE BOIS?
[00:26:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube pretty good at drinkin beer
[00:26:33] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:27:00] <Deucalion> Yorkshire has a West and North Riding too... I assume there is also a South Riding :D
[00:27:23] <SirFinkus> only when she's drunk
[00:27:39] <Deucalion> I'm just vaguely listening to http://app.musicradio.com (LBC Radio)
[00:27:40] <Timmeh> ^ 03LBC London Radioplayer
[00:28:36] <SirFinkus> what did you vote, if you don't mind Deucalion?
[00:28:47] <Deucalion> I do mind :P
[00:28:53] <SirFinkus> just vaguely curious, I don't really have an opinion on the matter
[00:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> voting's for saps. refusing to participate while reserving the right to talk shit is where it's at.
[00:30:06] <Deucalion> Glasgow only had a 56% turnout apparently - I guess they don't give a shit :D
[00:30:23] <Deucalion> Or were too drunk to get to the polling stations
[00:30:40] <SirFinkus> 56% voting turnout is pretty fucking stellar
[00:32:06] <BrutalDildos> Leave! Leave! Leave!
[00:32:16] <BrutalDildos> Fuck the EU.
[00:32:26] <Deucalion> turnouts have been a lot higher in the other returned results... way up in the ~80%+ area. ~2 million additional voters actually bothered to register for this referendum over the previous general election.
[00:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're scots. they're either drunk or too busy doing battle with their oldest and favorite enemies, the scots
[00:32:46] <SirFinkus> I was vaguely disappointed when the Scottish independence thing didn't work out
[00:32:47] <BrutalDildos> Hahahha
[00:33:06] <BrutalDildos> SirFink, do you think that would work out now that MUH OIL is dirt-cheap?
[00:33:10] * Deucalion passes SirFinkus the blue face paint
[00:33:19] <SirFinkus> FREEEDOM
[00:33:29] * BrutalDildos shoots an arrow into SirFink's butt-cheek
[00:33:45] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[00:33:45] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03Grave Digger - Rebellion (The Clans Are Marching) - YouTube
[00:33:52] <Deucalion> !grab BrutalDildos
[00:33:52] <Bender> Added quote 742
[00:34:01] <Deucalion> !quite 742
[00:34:07] <SirFinkus> looks like you missed BrutalDildos
[00:34:07] <Deucalion> !quote 742
[00:34:07] <Bender> Quote 742 - <BrutalDildos> SirFink, do you think that would work out now that MUH OIL is dirt-cheap?
[00:34:14] <BrutalDildos> Deucalion, you know that was the best scene in Braveheart
[00:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, doesn't do /me
[00:34:24] <Deucalion> booo
[00:34:31] <SirFinkus> maybe you should try buying him dinner first TheMightyBuzzard
[00:34:47] <BrutalDildos> Get him drink first, Buzzard
[00:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i'll get me drunk instead.
[00:35:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> less effort
[00:35:27] <BrutalDildos> Fink, that guy's voice is hilarious
[00:35:33] <Deucalion> BrutalDildos, good rousing film really - historically somewhat inaccurate of course, but a good watch
[00:35:56] <BrutalDildos> Deucalion, that scene when they abducted his bride angered me to no end. I felt massive rage
[00:35:58] <SirFinkus> Hansi Kursch does a pretty good cover of it too, his voice is suited for it
[00:36:37] * BrutalDildos has a very English surname
[00:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i like the irish guy. he made me laugh.
[00:37:31] -!- nick [nick!nick@Soylent/Staff/Editor/n1] has joined #Soylent
[00:37:31] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Aphrodite
[00:39:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hola, nick
[00:39:28] <nick> howdy
[00:39:36] <BrutalDildos> sup n1
[00:40:13] <nick> referendum bullshit
[00:40:22] <SirFinkus> stay or leave?
[00:40:53] <Deucalion> nick.... http://app.musicradio.com :D LBC coverage
[00:40:54] <Timmeh> ^✓* 03LBC London Radioplayer
[00:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> leave! show them oppressive brits who's boss! wait, no, i'm confused...
[00:41:10] <nick> i did not take part
[00:41:24] <nick> i have short term economic interests on one side
[00:41:39] <nick> and the dim light at the end of an ideological tunnel on the other
[00:41:54] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard, if the EU weren't suck cocksuckers, then the notion of Britain leaving wouldn't even be a twinkle in Nigel Farage' bloodshot eye.
[00:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, they let the french in. there's no question of their flawed decision making ability.
[00:42:37] <Deucalion> The build up campaigns were so full of bullshit and conflated the various european structures which had nothing at all with EU membership it was ridiculous
[00:42:45] <BrutalDildos> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[00:42:45] <Bender> Added quote 743
[00:43:00] <nick> Deucalion is correct
[00:43:05] <SirFinkus> I hear they're thinking about turkey too
[00:43:07] <nick> the whole thing is bullshit
[00:43:19] <SirFinkus> which is a shithole
[00:43:24] <BrutalDildos> Fink, not for long.
[00:43:34] <BrutalDildos> Unless they're biding their time and waiting for Erdogan to be overthrown
[00:44:04] <SirFinkus> turkey is not on the trajectory to idealized western democracy
[00:44:06] <nick> leave is back in the lead by 20k
[00:44:11] <Deucalion> Turkey is ~20 years away from meeting the criteria to join the EU. That's a good example of the BS that has been thrown around during the BS period
[00:44:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck me but i did good on getting every percent of ABV out of that yeast that it could produce.
[00:44:18] <BrutalDildos> Turkey was previously secular. Erdogan came in with his Durka-Durka bullshit and here we are. I think the EU are waiting for "moderate opposition" to overthrow Erdogan.
[00:44:26] <nick> its always been in the lead, but the majority is picking up again
[00:44:57] <BrutalDildos> A "green revolution"
[00:45:09] <nick> i doubt erdogan is going anywhere in the immediate future
[00:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> halfway through my second glass of cider and roughly a six-pack worth of wobbly
[00:45:20] <SirFinkus> jesus
[00:45:26] <BrutalDildos> Which has a better chance of succeeding (eventially?) than it did in Iran. Hey, Iran did get Rouhani in as a result
[00:45:39] * BrutalDildos misses Mahmoud Ahmadinigingsjsinsfdhdshad
[00:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's a red Solo cup, not a wine glass.
[00:46:05] <SirFinkus> classy
[00:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> how'd you know i had my pinky finger stuck out?
[00:46:41] * TheMightyBuzzard puts pants on and turns his webcam the other way
[00:46:44] <SirFinkus> you referenced it earlier
[00:46:48] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard, why are you calling a Dixie cup a "red solo cup?"
[00:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[00:47:03] <SirFinkus> dixie cups are made of cardboard retard
[00:47:07] <SirFinkus> with wax on them
[00:47:23] * BrutalDildos smells a carpetbagger\
[00:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, !? because i was born in the town that makes red solo cups
[00:47:50] <SirFinkus> https://southernutahpracticalshootingrange.com
[00:47:55] <SirFinkus> those are dixie cups
[00:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g red solo cup
[00:48:07] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "Oct 10, 2011 ... Download Toby's brand new Album HOPE ON THE ROCKS here. http://smarturl.it"
[00:48:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq?
[00:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i said google not youtube
[00:48:26] <BrutalDildos> Ah, shit. Well, you guys exposed me for a fraud.
[00:48:34] * BrutalDildos sips from crystal chalice
[00:48:53] <SirFinkus> I only drink from glass
[00:49:07] <SirFinkus> you guys are animals
[00:49:18] <BrutalDildos> https://c2.q-assets.com
[00:49:25] <BrutalDildos> I think it's a matter of regional dialect
[00:49:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.google.com!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x87b36c4001386917:0x3b1e2020eadb1ff5!8m2!3d34.7862986!4d-96.6729712
[00:49:52] <Deucalion> I lick my drinks from the breasts of angelic virgins
[00:49:53] <Timmeh> ^ 03Google Maps ( https://www.google.com )
[00:50:30] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[00:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf for? virgins are like a screaming waste of woman bits
[00:50:36] <SirFinkus> google image results for "dixie cup"
[00:50:52] <SirFinkus> did he say female?
[00:50:58] <BrutalDildos> Fink, the package says, "Dixie." The cups are red plastic.
[00:51:38] <BrutalDildos> Deucalion, you must have really strong bones.
[00:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a rivalry thing. like the sooners and the longhorns.
[00:51:40] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I dunno... they came with the job. Weirdly their shit doesn't smell either. I half suspect they are here to spy on me
[00:51:52] <SirFinkus> counter argument: http://i.imgur.com
[00:51:57] <SirFinkus> oops
[00:52:02] <SirFinkus> https://www.kleenex-cottonelle.com.au
[00:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, they probably are. never trust anyone who passes up sex.
[00:52:32] <Deucalion> Depends who's offering surely?
[00:52:36] <SirFinkus> dixie, like kleenex has been genericized to describe the type of product, but both brands make other items
[00:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> strangely, my team colors are red and white in both cases.
[00:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, no, only on how much alcohol you've got in you.
[00:53:33] <Deucalion> I'm a little past my beer goggle and next morning remorse stage....
[00:53:46] <takyon> burp
[00:53:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube bloodhound gang pretty when i'm drunk
[00:53:51] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:56:37] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard - The Murder Junkies played at the bar that just got shut down. Unfortunately I didn't make the show, but I heard one of the band members dropped his pants and put one of the drummers' sticks up his ass.
[00:57:00] <BrutalDildos> The worst part was that people started walking out when that happened. Fucking pussies.
[00:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> must have made the rest of the percussion bits lame
[00:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless, was dude skilled like the drummer from def leppard?
[00:57:49] <BrutalDildos> That was the grand finale. The drumsticks were also apparantly larger than usual size.
[00:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, well that's fine then.
[00:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and walking out after the finale isn't weird.
[00:58:34] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard, the Murder Junkies are a band that (well, by extension with their association with the late G.G. Allin) were known fordrug use, fights, and on-stage defecation.
[00:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[00:59:08] <Timmeh> ^ 03Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - YouTube
[00:59:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, so basically copying every punk band ever
[00:59:39] <takyon> truuuuuuuu
[01:00:09] <BrutalDildos> No, G.G. was the one who brought on-stage defecation into the mix.
[01:00:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Led Zeppelin Wins - http://sylnt.us - all-that-glitters-is-not-gold
[01:00:42] <BrutalDildos> In fact, that was how the law shut him down - they got his hosts on health code violations
[01:00:43] <Deucalion> glistens.... grrrrr
[01:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, most of the venues punk bands played at weren't exactly legal in the first place.
[01:01:46] <BrutalDildos> Juggs, as Queen's Brian May Said about two-handed tapping
[01:01:59] <Deucalion> d'oh my bad... "glisters" is the correct quote
[01:02:08] <BrutalDildos> "I don't think that it was a matter of copying, I think that the time was just right for it to be developed independently"
[01:02:31] <BrutalDildos> (disclaimer: quotes are not verbatim...or even close to it)
[01:02:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Kill the Queen!" -- Shaun
[01:02:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube fat bottomed girls
[01:02:56] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:03:03] <BrutalDildos> Brian May used two-handed tapping before Eddie Van Halen, yet Eddie got all the credit for "developing" the technique
[01:03:24] <BrutalDildos> True 'dat, Buzzard
[01:03:29] <BrutalDildos> illegal_gatherings++
[01:03:29] <Bender> karma - illegal_gatherings: 1
[01:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> illegal_gatherings_with_drugs_tunes_fights_and_sex_all_happening_at_once++
[01:04:10] <Bender> karma - illegal_gatherings_with_drugs_tunes_fights_and_sex_all_happening_at_once: 1
[01:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was gonna say it was 50/50 whether i'd be looking for sex or violence at a punk show but no. i'd be looking for violence. someone eager to consent to sex is easier to find.
[01:07:14] * Deucalion snorts a line of coke of a hooker's breasts, while fucking them, drinking a beer, listening to the band and pole-axing a horde of fighty idiots with swift fist work... or not in fact.
[01:07:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, why are you molesting cmn32480's cat?
[01:07:55] <chromas> why not?
[01:07:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair point
[01:08:05] <Deucalion> ooo...kay.... where did that come from?
[01:08:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, cmn32480's cats: hooker and blow
[01:08:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to be fun to call them in for the night
[01:09:00] <chromas> People call their cats in at night?
[01:09:10] * chromas is fastenated
[01:09:30] <Deucalion> might be some explaining to do if there is Mrs cmn32480 :/
[01:09:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, cat people do.
[01:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, i think the cats pre-date any female companionship he has.
[01:10:00] <BrutalDildos> https://www.youtube.com
[01:10:01] <Timmeh> ^ 03Steamboat Willie - Mickey Cat Spin - YouTube
[01:10:43] <Deucalion> chromas, yep some people don't want to let their precious moggies roam around at night. Seems cruel to me... just let the skanky little things come and go as they please I say.
[01:11:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly i'd be intrigued by any woman who'd sitck around after learning the cats' names
[01:11:13] <takyon> it's a litmus test
[01:11:23] <BrutalDildos> Never knew cat dudes, plenty of cat ladies though
[01:11:37] <Deucalion> I'd marry them as they clearly are not a fucking pain in the ass high maint princess type
[01:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig cats. they don't always want your attention and approval like dogs. fuck needy pets.
[01:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's what women is for.
[01:12:12] <Deucalion> I'd say the same for women....
[01:12:19] <Deucalion> but I won't
[01:12:30] <BrutalDildos> Hahah, women are both catty and doggy
[01:12:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, you are wise beyond someone's years. mostly cause i dunno how old you are.
[01:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, only the fun ones
[01:12:55] <Deucalion> I'm only 12
[01:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> roger. your overt instead of tactful fascination with bewbs totally makes sense now.
[01:14:33] <Deucalion> Oh wait... no, that's not right.. I can't be 12 if my balding pattern is to be considered.
[01:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> is your balding pattern 12?
[01:15:19] <SirFinkus> ok, time to go get booze
[01:15:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you let yourself run out?
[01:15:47] <Deucalion> Wait - do you want mental / emotional age or geological years since I was squeezed into this world?
[01:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, whatever number is most convenient. and if it's not bloody 42 you are fired as an englishman.
[01:16:24] <chromas> he ran out while watching the paint hash
[01:17:19] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, why would you care how old I am? Looking to hook up sailor? ~wink~
[01:18:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> am i? i dunno. it's a complicated question that requires the rest of that bottle of cider to answer definitively.
[01:18:33] <Deucalion> Blech, just had a flashback to the early ICQ days... every convo started with a/s/l? :D
[01:18:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[01:18:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya i just turned off anyone not on my contacts list
[01:19:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> 18674082: the number i got after i forgot my first one.
[01:19:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> much like the /. uid i got after i forgot my first one.
[01:19:57] <Deucalion> My original ICQ creds no longer worked... for some arbitrary reason it seems it got terminated or whatever as I hadn't used it for ~15 years or something like that
[01:20:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> fascists
[01:20:18] <BrutalDildos> ICQ - Jewish Spies.
[01:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> fascist j00s
[01:21:11] <Deucalion> It's russian owned now isn't it?
[01:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yahoo i think
[01:21:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, soon to be... um... who the hell was buying yahoo this time?
[01:21:55] <Deucalion> meh whatever... it was fun back in the day (90s)
[01:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[01:22:39] * BrutalDildos remembers his first Slashdot ID
[01:22:44] <BrutalDildos> not the password doe
[01:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've since forgotten my password and lost the isp email account i set it up from.
[01:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake BrutalDildos
[01:23:05] * MrPlow smakes BrutalDildos upside the head with top down diarrhea
[01:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was strangely target appropriate
[01:23:53] <BrutalDildos> Hey, Ethanol-fueled had a good run at Slashdot.
[01:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i don't even remember my original /. login
[01:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> was five digits is all i remember
[01:25:40] <Deucalion> haha - I wonder how many accounts have been lost due to linking to ISP exclusive email addresses that get terminated on moving. Not such a problem these days everyone uses Gmail or for the more savvy has their own domain... but back in the dialup days... eberyone relied on their ISP for the mailbox.
[01:26:11] <BrutalDildos> Oh yeah, earthlink.net, juno.com
[01:26:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it sucked balls even when you ran the isp and changed jobs.
[01:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, toby keith can suck a dick but that red solo cup video is kinda amusing
[01:29:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:29:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:29:08] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 74
[01:37:55] <Deucalion> Has anyone actually managed to get PulseAudio to work in a client / server configuration over a network?
[01:38:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> never even tried. it's easier to just hook up some speakers
[01:40:57] <Deucalion> I have my speakers on one system, but I want to merge the output from another system into that so I don't have one on 'phones the other on speakers. PA supports this apparently... a network sound source. Documentation is not great
[01:41:06] <takyon> someone should link the 300 year old work on the Led Zep story
[01:41:18] <takyon> too lazy
[01:41:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, i've always heard it was possible, just never tried it.
[01:42:17] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:42:17] <BrutalDildos> Takyon, that progression is a musical cliche
[01:42:18] <Timmeh> ^ 03Israeli researcher fans fears: here's another way to cross the airgap • The Register
[01:42:28] <takyon> I get it, just want that link in there
[01:42:30] <BrutalDildos> You can find it in a lot of soundtracks and other miscellaneous places
[01:42:52] <BrutalDildos> It was in MTV's "The Head"
[01:42:54] <takyon> there was a specific one played on the news cycle and maybe at the trial
[01:42:59] <takyon> from like the 1700s
[01:43:32] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I'll document it once I work out how. I have the feeling the standard PA setup on most distributions is not really configured to accept network sources and merge it to output.
[01:43:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, make a story about it. or at least a journal entry.
[01:45:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, fuck it. polishing off that bottle of cider tonight.
[01:45:51] <BrutalDildos> Yeccch, cider hangovers.
[01:45:56] <BrutalDildos> What is it? The sugar?
[01:46:08] <Deucalion> Will do. I've rebuilt my game rig to be a very vanilla LM17.3 build, whereas everything else has been brutally hacked about over the years so I am never sure if things don't work because I fucked things up or it's and underlying issue with the distro.
[01:46:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, the methanol
[01:47:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> you aren't allowed to do anything to get rid of methanol in wine/cider/mead/etc...
[01:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you wanna talk hangovers though, go applejack.
[01:48:27] <BrutalDildos> That's fucked up. Cider would be my drink of choice if it weren't for the hangover....used to get fierce fuckers from only a 6-pack of Hornsby's
[01:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's where you take and freeze a gallon of hard cider then turn the jug upside down over a bucket and let only the alcohol and sugar and other goodness melt into it. leave the water in the jug as ice and throw it away.
[01:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you end up with about a fifth of very strong booze that will give you the world's worst three day hangover.
[01:51:09] <BrutalDildos> Naw, that's allright. The cheap and venerable Gallo white wine gets me trashed with no hangover
[01:51:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course before then it'll have you taking out your testicles to show all your friends in the bowling alley. so use with caution.
[01:51:44] <BrutalDildos> hahahah
[01:52:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of em still ain't forgiven me for that
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[01:52:55] <BrutalDildos> Hey, at least you didn't piss down the gutter in your lane
[01:53:22] <BrutalDildos> ("Wwwwaait....there are some gutters you CANT piss in???!!!" WHAT a country!")
[01:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i'm from OK and living in TN, anything green is a urinal
[01:54:39] <Bytram> !uid
[01:54:39] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6272, owned by RobMusial
[01:59:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm diggin on the zac brown band tonight
[01:59:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> generally i'm not a huge country fan outside old outlaw stuff like willie n waylon n hank jr but...
[02:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube toes zac brown band
[02:00:08] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:00:52] <BrutalDildos> Looks like the intro to Saving Private Ryan but with a lone drunk redneck guarding the Coast
[02:01:17] <BrutalDildos> Yeeech...that's NU-country.
[02:01:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's really more along the lines of jimmy buffet than country except for the accent
[02:02:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i dearly lurves me some jimmy buffet tunes
[02:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's just there's only so many times in a row you can listen to margaritaville
[02:03:42] <BrutalDildos> Yeah, it's the rhythm pattern
[02:03:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, besides, there's a lot to be said for drunk rednecks
[02:05:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, who's winnin? EU or UK?
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[02:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> welcome back. done setting your computing kit on fire?
[02:07:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:07:28] <Timmeh> ^ 03Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville (with lyrics) - YouTube
[02:07:56] <BrutalDildos> Yeah, I know that one well. That was a staple in my family parties.
[02:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> man that's a staple of anyone who ever enjoyed a beach and a beverage
[02:08:51] <BrutalDildos> Before Grampa died he would throw massive parties in the backyard, and the high point (besides the stripper) was to erect hsi makeshift bar with a hand-painted "margaritaville" sign and dole out margaritas to all in attendance.
[02:08:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> florida to maine and cali to whatever them northwest states is
[02:09:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> hells yeah
[02:10:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> we used to throw a pig in the ground and get good n liquored every memorial day at a friend of my dad's but he went n had one too many strokes, so no more good tunes n drinking outdoors all day.
[02:10:49] <SirFinkus> time to drink
[02:10:56] <BrutalDildos> Sucks. Pig pickins rock
[02:11:27] <BrutalDildos> never been to one where they do the burial oven, just above ground in those big drum grills
[02:11:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, push stories. we're like two away from fucked
[02:12:01] <Bytram> ---> stories
[02:12:01] <Timmeh> Karma - ->: -1
[02:12:06] <Bytram> LOL!!
[02:12:19] <Bytram> on it
[02:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> apropos for an editor
[02:12:26] <BrutalDildos> Who uses -1 anymore? Use null like civilized folk
[02:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ran outa nulls
[02:12:49] <Bytram> I ain't got nothin?
[02:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[02:13:10] <Bytram> and nothin is plenty for me!
[02:13:11] <BrutalDildos> I'd push a story but I'm banned.
[02:13:33] <BrutalDildos> Rightfully so, for the heinous crime of recursive douchebaggery.
[02:13:35] * SirFinkus looks for shitty movies to watch
[02:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> bitch, we ain't banned anyone ever
[02:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you wanna get banned yer gonna hafta talk about viagra or sumpin in every post
[02:14:14] <BrutalDildos> Okay, let's take the ethanol-challenge
[02:14:33] <BrutalDildos> I will submit a story shortly.
[02:14:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> you got 24 fucking karma even
[02:15:01] <BrutalDildos> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> which means not nearly enough people are pissed off at you
[02:15:19] <BrutalDildos> Good point. I'd still be at 50 if it werent for school
[02:15:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> troll breitbart for stories if you're lacking inflammatory shat
[02:15:53] <BrutalDildos> Good practise for maintaining while heavily buzzed.
[02:16:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, doing that right now
[02:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole red squiggly underline
[02:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wouldn't know how to spell shit without it
[02:16:41] <SirFinkus> but shit is easy to spell
[02:16:55] <SirFinkus> sometimes I spell it siht though
[02:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you sir have an insufficient BAC
[02:17:14] <SirFinkus> I'm working on rectifying that atm
[02:17:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> good man, that
[02:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i drank a 750ml bottle of ~25% ABV cider in the past three hours.
[02:18:49] <SirFinkus> that sounds like a good nights worth of drinking
[02:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, my face was starting to go numb at 2/3 of a bottle
[02:19:24] <Bytram> didn't let THAT stop ya, eh?
[02:19:27] <SirFinkus> but 1/3 of a bottle of liquor is where it gets dangerous
[02:19:34] <SirFinkus> because at that point, you might as well finish
[02:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck no! party on, wayne!
[02:19:52] <Bytram> Bruce?
[02:20:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bytram
[02:20:04] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with a pay cut
[02:20:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g party on wayne
[02:20:15] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org's_World - "Wayne's World was originally a recurring sketch from the NBC television series Saturday Night ... The two would introduce themselves (Garth: \"Party on, Wayne.\" Wayne: \"Party on, Garth.\") and then proceed to go into their various exploits, ..."
[02:20:20] * Bytram would like to trade the pay cut for a hair cut
[02:20:26] <Bytram> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:20:26] <Timmeh> ^✓* 03GPS tracker was attached to suspect’s leg. But leg wasn’t attached to the suspect. - The Washington Post
[02:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay but only this once. next time you gotta pay for your own haircut. whadda you think this is, hippieville?
[02:21:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait
[02:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube always hate hippies
[02:21:31] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:21:35] <Bytram> besides, nothin from nothin leaves nothin, and that's what they're payin me for workin at this joint
[02:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ you are a hippie. you smell like skunk ♫
[02:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ can't you afford to cut your hair? my friend and i will cut it off for free. ♫
[02:22:35] <Bytram> ♫ You're just a bit tipsy, until you're full drunk ♫
[02:22:51] <SirFinkus> howlin' wolf had the best comment about long hair and wah pedals
[02:23:03] <SirFinkus> "why don't you throw that damn thing in the lake on your way to the barbershop"
[02:23:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[02:23:16] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:23:25] <Bytram> barbershop quartet?
[02:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig me some barbershop quartet tunez
[02:24:37] <Bytram> hmm, ever hear anything by "The Roches" ??
[02:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig me lotsa tunes cept recent non-really-good-country stuff
[02:25:01] <Bytram> kindapopular back in the early 80's
[02:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but feel free to #youtube some
[02:25:33] <Bytram> do a search on "Hammond" and "The Train" and, umm, "We"
[02:25:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> going on time for a smoke soon. bout time for one song so make it good
[02:25:49] * Bytram is kinda busy trying to push out some stories
[02:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bytram
[02:25:49] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with a shekel satchel
[02:26:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube the roches
[02:26:04] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah, they're all chicks! barbershop quartets are sposed to be dudes!
[02:27:34] <Bytram> who says?
[02:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> BARBERshop!
[02:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> not STYLISTshop
[02:27:48] <Bytram> besides, what do you have against chicks? I thought you *liked* them?
[02:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> they have their place but hair cutting establishments is not it
[02:28:39] <Bytram> I dunno; is nice to have a woman running her fingers though my [remaining] hair!
[02:28:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be a grey haired old fart who knows everyone by sight and is ready with all the recent things to grumble about on tap.
[02:29:22] <Bytram> and you want FOUR of those together at the same time?
[02:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a manly thing. women have no place.
[02:30:11] * Bytram trims his own hair
[02:30:17] <Bytram> brauntrimmer++
[02:30:17] <Bender> karma - brauntrimmer: 1
[02:30:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> there are many things that women can do but haircuts are not one of them.
[02:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> in the absence of a good barber, i take the clippers to all hair above the collar once a week.
[02:30:52] <Bytram> you just haven't had it done by one who is good at it
[02:31:02] <Bytram> collared!
[02:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, it's not worth it even if there's a handjob included. some things just must remain masculine.
[02:31:32] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:31:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SCOTUS: Get a Warrant for a Blood Alcohol Test - http://sylnt.us - warranted-being-looked-at
[02:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the stop-looking-at-me--tmb dept
[02:32:40] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: guilty conscience?
[02:32:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> empty bottle
[02:33:40] <Bytram> got the spins?
[02:33:52] <Bytram> (double entendre)
[02:33:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> 750ml of 25% ABV booze is 187.5ml of alcohol
[02:34:12] <Bytram> what's that in ounces?
[02:34:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ounces? that's not a proper booze measurement.
[02:35:05] <Bytram> sorry, what's that in PINTS?
[02:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean a shot is an ounce n a half but booze is measured in half pints, pints, and fifths unless you're buying by the drink
[02:35:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> a fifth
[02:35:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait 187?
[02:35:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> a quarter of a fifth of pure alcohol
[02:36:08] <Bytram> well, I'd think that's what 25% *means*
[02:36:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a quality drunk in other words
[02:37:04] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:37:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the world shall spin when i finally lay down.
[02:38:08] <Bytram> keep one foot on the floor when you are lying in bed -- it'll stop the spins. I have no idea why, but it seems to do the trick
[02:38:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> really? funky.
[02:38:27] <Bytram> yup!
[02:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i bow to your wisdom
[02:38:36] <BrutalDildos> Bleh.
[02:38:59] <Bytram> not so much wisdom as painful, hard-won experience
[02:39:06] * Bytram does NOT miss those days!
[02:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, your shit is weak. i done drank more than you tonight.
[02:39:13] <BrutalDildos> Terrible by my standards. I've written better troll stories.
[02:39:30] <BrutalDildos> Yeah, that's proably true. I'm growing old and feeble.
[02:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> pussy
[02:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm full on 40.
[02:39:49] <BrutalDildos> Not a pussy, just tired and old.
[02:39:59] <BrutalDildos> or at least tired.
[02:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> my shit is fat and balding yet i still soldier on.
[02:40:22] <BrutalDildos> Good fun seeing if I could write a heavily-buzzed story though
[02:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go
[02:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram needs the fun
[02:40:51] <BrutalDildos> This one is my personal favorite
[02:40:52] <BrutalDildos> https://soylentnews.org
[02:40:53] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN Submission by Hillary Clinton: "Hysterical Hillary" Clinton Appeals to Soylent News
[02:41:07] <Bytram> and is rejected?
[02:41:12] <Bytram> so much for that appeal!
[02:41:24] <BrutalDildos> Writing this one was also a lot of fun.
[02:41:25] <BrutalDildos> https://soylentnews.org
[02:41:26] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN Submission by The Thick Blue Club: Don't Like Beatings? Don't be a Criminal!
[02:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> hahahaha
[02:42:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> the hillary one was hil-arious
[02:43:21] <BrutalDildos> Yeah, would have been much better if I had paid more attention to typos.
[02:43:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> journal dat shiz up. it's funneh.
[02:43:40] <BrutalDildos> I don't have any strength for journals.
[02:43:50] <BrutalDildos> I need to chill for a bit.
[02:44:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, do it tomorrow while you're doing teh coffeh
[02:44:27] <BrutalDildos> It would be like "hey everybody, remember me? I submitted a couple funny things a year or two ago. See them!"
[02:44:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you also do many quality trolls
[02:44:48] <BrutalDildos> That ain't my style. I need something really decent if I'm going to post it under my name.
[02:45:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> man that was quality.
[02:45:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd steal it if one of the **AA claimed copyright on it
[02:46:05] <Bytram> there's poor quality, there's good quality, there's even excellent quality -- but in and of itself, there really isn't just, plain, "quality"
[02:46:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is if you have only two classifications: shit and quality
[02:47:08] <Bytram> and what quality of shit would that be?
[02:47:21] <Bytram> good or bad, right?
[02:47:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> tied one on with the help of a case of schlitz shit
[02:48:13] <Bytram> well, while you were chatting, i just pushed out another half-dozen stories; we should be good until well after sunrise on the US east coast
[02:48:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that analogy assumes you have at one time in your life been poor and wanted beer
[02:48:37] <Bytram> ima gonna push out one more, just to be extra safe
[02:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you da man, Bytram
[02:48:51] <Bytram> I thought I *broke* things?
[02:49:03] <SirFinkus> looks like the brexit thing might be happening
[02:49:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you do, just not all the time
[02:49:10] <BrutalDildos> There was another one I was looking for, but can't find - so I have a technical question -
[02:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, oh?
[02:49:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, 42
[02:49:33] <Bytram> SirFinkus: what TMB said
[02:49:38] <SirFinkus> leading by a good 400k
[02:49:43] <BrutalDildos> Was there a point in time where you did not (save as a public-facing webpage) rejected submissions?
[02:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, interesting
[02:49:55] <SirFinkus> with about half the votes counted
[02:50:06] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches hiad
[02:50:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> whachat asking now?
[02:50:21] <SirFinkus> http://www.bbc.com
[02:50:21] <Timmeh> ^ 03EU Referendum Results - BBC News
[02:50:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't like have a page of rejected subs
[02:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we do however keep them even rejected
[02:51:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: so, they are still in the DB, but with a flag that they are deleted?
[02:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, basically. you can still get to them from a link but they aren't gonna get published or show up in the sub queue.
[02:51:38] <BrutalDildos> Not a page of rejected subs. I'm saying that I can find my rejected subs about hillary by googling "soylent news hysterical hillary" and the one about the FOP by googling "soylent news the thick blue club"
[02:52:13] <BrutalDildos> However, there's another one I want to find that way but can't - the fake "Jade helm firearm confiscation"
[02:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, oh, yeah, we never actually delete anything. just don't have links to it after it gets rejected cept on your user page.
[02:52:41] <BrutalDildos> Buzzard, I submitted those anonymously on purpose.
[02:52:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> fooker
[02:53:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thanx for the info!
[02:53:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you woulda subbed it under yer own username i coulda looked it up easy
[02:53:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, did i give info?
[02:53:40] <BrutalDildos> That's not too likely. I belive the title was something like "jade helm firearm confiscation begins..."
[02:54:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: not too worry, it was purely accidental and I forgive you.
[02:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> BrutalDildos, you bastard, i am entirely too drunk to log in to mysql on the production systems
[02:54:48] <Bytram> ;)and I'm too tired to even attempt to fix anything tmb might break while he's in there
[02:54:52] <BrutalDildos> Don't worry about it. Probably a bad idea anyway. Gewg referenced and linked to it in a post. Which one? Fuck, I don't know.
[02:54:54] <BrutalDildos> Bahaha
[02:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i cannot feel my lips
[02:55:05] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: use your fingers
[02:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, that totally works
[02:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> rescued!
[02:55:30] <Bytram> finger TheMightyBuzzard
[02:55:33] <BrutalDildos> Just a mildly amusing troll submission. At least Gewg linked to it a post.
[02:55:34] <Bytram> nograb
[02:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> gewg_ needs a penis up the butt. nothing else will satisfy his angst.
[02:56:48] <Bytram> funny you should mention that... I'm pushing out one of his stories riught now
[02:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> pushing out?
[02:57:00] * Bytram clicks 'Save'
[02:57:47] <Bytram> okay, story queue is in good shape... break time
[02:57:48] <Bytram> afk
[02:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's entirely too long to read.
[02:58:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a good afk. ima go outside and have a smoke n piss on something green.
[03:01:38] <SirFinkus> pissing outside is the greatest
[03:01:58] <SirFinkus> even better if it's off something high and/or into water
[03:02:06] <BrutalDildos> It is. I don't get to do that unless I'm in the imperial valley.
[03:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i went with teh funny and watered the hedges. and it's a good thing i have hedges cause i pulled a SpallsHurgenson
[03:08:53] * TheMightyBuzzard heads off to slep
[03:09:17] <BrutalDildos> https://www.youtube.com
[03:09:18] <Timmeh> ^ 03Demolition man (1993):Rat Burger scene - YouTube
[03:09:24] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:09:26] * exec dexterously sodomizes a tube of superballs with TheMightyBuzzard
[03:09:42] <BrutalDildos> night Buzzard.
[03:09:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> teh burger is ratta? om nom nom
[03:10:10] <BrutalDildos> I skipped it ahead to the libertarian part
[03:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> the whole thing's a libertarian part
[03:10:38] <BrutalDildos> Good point
[03:11:37] * BrutalDildos knows if the Brown Menace can make a good perrotaco they can make a good rattahamburguesa
[03:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf is his name.... irish guy... Denis Leary... damned fine monologue
[03:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned good movie overall too
[03:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, sleeps
[03:13:57] <BrutalDildos> 'Night
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[03:32:37] <Bytram> and it's time for me to head to bed, as well.
[03:32:49] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:32:51] * exec figuratively stuffs a pile of santorum into #Soylent
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[03:55:24] <takyon_> LEAVE
[03:55:26] <takyon_> HASHTAG LEAVE
[03:55:31] <takyon_> story goes live in 4 minutes
[03:55:37] <takyon_> Beeb be calling it for BREXIT
[03:55:43] <takyon_> Nigel Farage TRIUMPHS
[03:55:55] <takyon_> #MakeUnitedKingdomGreatAgain
[03:57:51] <takyon_> evenadeadmpcouldn'tsavetheeu
[03:58:20] <takyon_> make like a tree and leaf
[04:03:35] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[04:03:35] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN article: UK's European Union Referendum: Leave ("Brexit") Prevails 04(1 comments)
[04:10:37] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[04:10:43] <SirFinkus> 1 million lead for leave
[04:10:49] <takyon_> yeah
[04:10:57] <takyon_> it was
[04:11:13] <takyon_> 14,861,576 to 13,861,537 just a while ago
[04:11:19] <takyon_> hilarious
[04:11:42] <SirFinkus> I'm not informed enough to care, but this should make things interesting
[04:12:59] <takyon_> interesting and fun for everyone
[04:13:27] <takyon_> I submitted the story with the correct headline before BBC called it, so I had it ready to publish in seconds
[04:16:05] <takyon_> Leave now leading by a million + 70 thousand
[04:17:16] <takyon_> 1,114,000
[04:20:44] <takyon_> 1,141,000
[04:20:54] <takyon_> it's growing stronger!
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[04:59:13] <SirFinkus> FUCKING WOW
[04:59:19] <SirFinkus> just saw a cockmast commercial
[04:59:31] <SirFinkus> they're going to let you change your wifi password!
[05:00:38] * chromas wolfwhistles
[05:16:24] <SirFinkus> aww shit, they out
[05:18:13] <chromas> Did you get your hash?
[05:19:17] <SirFinkus> yeah
[05:21:38] <chromas> Nice
[05:21:41] <chromas> What was it?
[05:22:00] <chromas> md5? sha1?
[05:22:21] <SirFinkus> whatever torrents use
[05:22:22] <chromas> #TheseThingsMatter
[05:33:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Led Zeppelin Wins - http://sylnt.us - all-that-glitters-is-not-gold
[05:39:20] <SirFinkus> lol jk rowling is butthurt
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[09:22:44] <crutchy_> ~weather
[09:22:46] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[09:22:48] <crutchy_> derp
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[09:23:13] <crutchy> ~weather
[09:23:15] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 4°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 29 km/h, humidity 88% - Friday scattered showers (2°C:7°C), Saturday partly cloudy (4°C:12°C), Sunday sunny (3°C:14°C), Monday partly cloudy (5°C:13°C)
[11:08:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Problems at the Panama Canal Expansion - http://sylnt.us - you-don't-get-what-you-don't-pay-for
[11:20:52] <cmn32480> ~weather
[11:20:54] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 72°F / 22°C, cloudy, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 88% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (65°F:78°F / 18°C:26°C), Saturday sunny (65°F:85°F / 18°C:29°C), Sunday mostly sunny (66°F:85°F / 19°C:29°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (69°F:84°F / 21°C:29°C)
[11:26:54] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - my cats predate Mrs. cmn32480
[11:37:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://countercurrentnews.com
[11:37:37] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:38:01] * exec metrosexually spews a fistful of privilege on cmn32480
[11:38:02] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:43:19] <boru> Why do news websites feel the need to seperate sentences like that? Just in case the twitter demographic get distracted?
[11:43:39] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:43:41] * exec presumably refactors a tremendouns number of tagnuts for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:43:46] <boru> Or to make it appear that there is more content and/or to force people to scroll down and view more ads?
[11:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm dunno. more after the break
[11:45:40] <crutchy> apparently that german thing was with a toy gun?
[11:46:01] <crutchy> what the fuck is wrong with german people? they even fuck up their mass shootings
[11:46:09] <boru> Their statement about firearms being banned in .de is also nonsense.
[11:46:30] <boru> Germany has strict firearms laws, but they're not outlawed.
[11:46:41] <crutchy> yeah i don't remember pierce morgan blathering on about germany
[11:46:51] <boru> I don't know who that is.
[11:46:54] <crutchy> only UK and australia
[11:47:19] <crutchy> some british journo douchebag that was taken off CNN cos even the liberal media got tired of him
[11:47:31] <boru> Ah, one of those.
[11:47:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> unpossible!
[11:50:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah, i feel like death in a dirty ashtray this morning.
[11:51:01] <boru> I recommend poitín. It cures everything; colds, flus, rigor mortis.
[11:51:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> not so much hung over as still a little drunk and starting to get hung over.
[11:51:57] <boru> Poitín will cure that, as well.
[11:53:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> so will some breakfast and a bigass cup of coffee
[11:53:44] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:53:46] * exec historically runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a bucket of political correctness for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:53:48] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:53:50] * exec emphatically rubs a purse of BEER-brand beer on crutchy
[11:53:52] <cmn32480> ~gday boru
[11:53:53] * exec allegedly penetrates a pair of peanuts with boru
[11:54:44] <boru> ~gday cmn32480
[11:54:46] * exec fanatically rubs a boatload of string cheese on cmn32480
[11:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, that's weird. good line of storms went over me about 4am and managed to not land a drop of rain here. plenty of thunder n lightning though.
[11:55:06] <boru> Hmm. Dairy scaphism. Impressive.
[12:07:28] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[12:07:30] * exec diarrhetically nudges an array of fat chick toward cmn32480
[12:07:38] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[12:07:40] * exec fanatically heaps a gigabyte of caffeinated bacon on TheMightyBuzzard
[12:07:45] <crutchy> ooh
[12:07:56] <cmn32480> TMB wins
[12:07:56] <crutchy> damn i think TheMightyBuzzard definitely won
[12:07:59] <cmn32480> hands down
[12:08:24] <crutchy> though an array of fat chick is tempting
[12:08:48] <cmn32480> a little... depends.. are we talking whale or pleasantly plump
[12:08:52] <boru> Perhaps you could caffeinate them, also.
[12:09:13] <crutchy> do caffinated donuts exist?
[12:09:21] * crutchy slaps hiself
[12:11:25] <cmn32480> yes.. the chocolate ones
[12:11:43] <boru> Are you suggesting these specimens are torus shaped?
[12:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, ima take my winnings and reboot for some vidya. can't make my brain do anything complicated today.
[12:25:15] * cmn32480 dreams of TheMightyBuzzard's life...
[12:26:55] <crutchy> can't wait till august 19th
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[12:54:39] <crutchy> holy shit it might snow here tonight
[12:54:48] <crutchy> cmn32480, ^
[12:55:02] <cmn32480> 'fraid of a few ciontimeters are you?
[12:55:12] <crutchy> apparently its snowing in a town about an hour away at a similar altitude
[12:55:20] <crutchy> nah it will be fkin awesome!
[12:55:55] <cmn32480> lol
[12:56:01] <crutchy> its raining pretty heavy atm
[12:56:21] <cmn32480> ~weather crutchy
[12:56:22] <exec> 10Traralgon VIC - currently 39°F / 4°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 16 mph, humidity 89% - Friday partly cloudy (37°F:45°F / 3°C:7°C), Saturday partly cloudy (39°F:55°F / 4°C:13°C), Sunday sunny (37°F:58°F / 3°C:14°C), Monday partly cloudy (42°F:56°F / 6°C:13°C)
[12:56:33] <cmn32480> you still got s a ways to go
[12:57:13] <crutchy> ~weather warragul
[12:57:15] <exec> 12Warragul VIC - currently 4°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 16 km/h, humidity 88% - Friday partly cloudy (3°C:7°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (4°C:11°C), Sunday sunny (4°C:12°C), Monday partly cloudy (6°C:11°C)
[12:57:23] <crutchy> that's where its snowing
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[12:58:21] <cmn32480> so... basically you are waiting for hell to freeze over?
[12:58:41] <FuckTheEU> Hahahah, Brexit motherfuckers. It's time to make Europe great again! Free it from the Jewish power-mongers in Brussels
[12:59:29] <crutchy> yeah it will be pretty unusual if it happens
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[12:59:41] <crutchy> its pissing down rain so there's lots of ammo
[13:00:50] <paulej72> good morning soylent
[13:01:18] <crutchy> aye focker!
[13:01:27] <crutchy> oh shit he left :/
[13:01:35] <crutchy> ~g'day paulej72
[13:01:37] * exec theoretically hurls a beaker of onions at paulej72
[13:01:46] <cmn32480> ~gday paulej72
[13:01:48] * exec unnecessarily twerks a painting of Uranus for paulej72
[13:02:17] <paulej72> brexit is official
[13:02:36] <nick> super official
[13:03:21] * nick burns valuable assets and pisses money away in the short term
[13:03:48] <nick> we still have some of the nhs, plenty of fuel to last us through winter probably
[13:04:27] <cmn32480> might take as much as 2-3 years to get completely out
[13:04:28] <paulej72> how much heat will a 5 pound note put off.?
[13:04:48] <cmn32480> at 2600 calories per pound
[13:04:54] <nick> almost 10% less than yesterday
[13:05:30] <paulej72> maybe thier currency will tank and be worth less than the dollar
[13:05:49] <nick> its on the way, watch this space for the next 6-12 months
[13:05:52] <nick> PM has stepped down
[13:06:33] <paulej72> well isn't that normal, PM steps down in a hissy fit if a major vote does not go his/her way
[13:06:53] <nick> not in the UK
[13:07:03] <cmn32480> not in the US weitehr
[13:07:15] <cmn32480> in some 3rd world places? probably?
[13:07:17] <nick> this was a special situation where his position was impossible
[13:07:27] <nick> he's done a tony blair
[13:07:31] <cmn32480> but then depending on the vote, it is more like a vote of no confidence, or a coup
[13:07:34] <nick> step aside and be all "what i would have done..."
[13:08:25] <paulej72> that is what I ment cmn32480, the mahor votes are like votes of no confidence
[13:08:42] <paulej72> not in fact but politically
[13:08:48] <cmn32480> not so much in first world nations generally
[13:09:02] <cmn32480> woudl Obamna have stepped down if he had lost on Obamacare?
[13:09:15] <nick> this is a huge deal, the government was forced into the vote the establishment as a whole didnt want
[13:09:16] <cmn32480> not that obamacare is a decision of this size either
[13:09:36] <cmn32480> the people taking back some power
[13:09:41] <paulej72> no, but we don't fhave votes of no confidence to remove or leaders like they do elsewhere
[13:09:54] <cmn32480> we probably ought to
[13:09:59] <nick> the people have the potential to ask the political parties for more representatio
[13:10:02] <nick> lets not get too excited
[13:10:40] <cmn32480> although, some states do have the abiolity to do recalls
[13:10:44] <paulej72> http://www.britannica.com
[13:10:45] <Timmeh> ^ 03vote of confidence | government | Britannica.com
[13:11:04] * crutchy watched cameron's speech. it kinda made sense tbh
[13:11:19] <nick> he had been so strong on remain, he couldnt stay
[13:11:27] <crutchy> yeah
[13:11:31] <nick> they put a lot of effort into it in the last week
[13:12:03] * crutchy wonders what's gunna happen to the EU without britain
[13:12:19] <crutchy> it seemed pretty flimsy even with britain
[13:12:23] <nick> it's either going to implode or explode as precedent has been set
[13:13:20] <crutchy> now that the big money has gone
[13:13:27] <crutchy> only really germany left to hold it up
[13:13:38] <cmn32480> only big $$ left is Germany
[13:13:42] <nick> right now we just have a lot more uncertainty all around, and when globally things have been stagnant, a massive shift like this into instability and uncertainty is going to have consequences
[13:13:43] <crutchy> and something something something ww1 and ww2
[13:13:45] <cmn32480> ninjad
[13:13:46] <Webbyatwork> end of the EU is what will happen
[13:14:02] <Webbyatwork> many countries calling for a referendum now
[13:14:09] <nick> how i'm going to view this, aside from the £ devaluation
[13:14:25] <nick> is what happens to the nuclear power plant that the uk government is going to pay the chinese to build for EDF
[13:14:29] <crutchy> pound will probably pick back up again. i think today was just a kneejerk
[13:14:36] <crutchy> aussie markets went down too
[13:14:47] <cmn32480> EVERYBODY is down
[13:14:52] <cmn32480> US markets too
[13:14:56] <crutchy> markets everywhere are jittery as fuck
[13:14:57] <Webbyatwork> alll markets went down, the "experts" bet wrong
[13:15:03] <paulej72> someone sneezes on TV and the stock makret goes down.
[13:15:06] <Webbyatwork> so now they have to punish us for excercising our democracy
[13:15:11] <nick> $ is strong on the £ which is not ideal for me.
[13:15:16] <Webbyatwork> cant have the little people making choices can we?
[13:15:45] <cmn32480> Webby - that goes against everything they stand for!
[13:16:02] <Webbyatwork> bye bye pension...
[13:16:04] <nick> Webbyatwork, when it all goes wrong very soon, we will only have ourselves to blame
[13:16:17] <nick> they told us, we voted, and look what happened...
[13:16:35] <Webbyatwork> nah, too much too loose, its damage limitation on their part
[13:16:35] <crutchy> nick, when the arse falls out of the euro, the pound will become a safe haven again
[13:16:53] <nick> im betting the arse falls out of both
[13:16:54] <Webbyatwork> investors will loose more than the people, as inherently they have more to lose then us
[13:17:03] <Webbyatwork> damn fucking dyslexia
[13:17:17] <Webbyatwork> lose not loose <facepalm>
[13:17:27] <nick> all those pensions
[13:17:29] <crutchy> and china will come rolling in to clean up the mess... and profit :p
[13:17:49] <Webbyatwork> heh, but the rising middle class in china will fuck that
[13:18:51] <crutchy> i dunno wtf is going on over there, but they are like this massive force that nobody can predict
[13:19:31] <boru> What other countries are calling for a referendum?
[13:19:31] <crutchy> a billion fkin people
[13:19:36] <boru> I haven't seen any news of that.
[13:19:48] <crutchy> not sure
[13:19:58] <Webbyatwork> italy, greece, netherlands, romaina
[13:20:06] <Webbyatwork> romainia
[13:20:06] <boru> Got a link?
[13:20:15] <Webbyatwork> just read the BBC articles
[13:20:27] <Webbyatwork> There have been calls from right wing partys across europe this morning
[13:20:32] <Webbyatwork> marinne le penn
[13:20:36] <Webbyatwork> in france for example
[13:20:43] <crutchy> tomorrow nobody in the major news outlets will probably give a fuck about the brexit. trump and hillgawg will be back on the front page for whatever retarded things they do tonight
[13:21:05] <Webbyatwork> oh trump was on the news at 9am as he landed in scotland
[13:22:05] <Webbyatwork> li8nks
[13:22:08] <Webbyatwork> http://www.itv.com
[13:22:09] <Timmeh> ^ 03Sinn Fein calls for referendum on united Ireland - ITV News
[13:22:15] <boru> I wonder why these right wing leaders waited for the decision from the UK. Seems like reactionist alarmism.
[13:22:19] <Webbyatwork> http://www.huffingtonpost.com
[13:22:19] <Timmeh> ^ 03Brexit Prompts Calls From Other Nations To Leave EU
[13:22:29] <Webbyatwork> http://www.panarmenian.net
[13:22:34] <Timmeh> ^ 03Dutch anti-immigration leader calls for referendum to leave EU - PanARMENIAN.Net
[13:22:36] <crutchy> boru, cos other countries referendums have been ignored by the EU
[13:22:47] <Webbyatwork> http://www.express.co.uk
[13:22:49] <Timmeh> ^ 03Germany faces calls for their own EU referendum after migrant crisis | World | News | Daily Express
[13:23:04] <Webbyatwork> http://www.express.co.uk
[13:23:06] <Timmeh> ^ 03French voters ask for Frexit EU referendum after Germany and Brexit | World | News | Daily Express
[13:23:16] <Webbyatwork> I think thats enough ;-)
[13:23:23] <boru> Sheesh, I wasn't aware it was _that_ pervasive.
[13:23:33] <Webbyatwork> boru read up on ireland and the lisbon treaty
[13:23:43] <crutchy> britain is different not only cos they have nukes but also cos they are a big financial contributor, so they carry more power than ireland and other smaller countries
[13:23:45] <Webbyatwork> "They will vote again until they get it right" -- Junker
[13:24:03] <Webbyatwork> EU allows ban of abortion in ireland
[13:24:10] <Webbyatwork> VOTE AGAIN AND VOTE RIGHT THIS TIME!
[13:24:28] <boru> I'm Irish. I voted on the Lisbon Treaty.
[13:24:39] <Webbyatwork> Then you know what I'm talking about
[13:24:43] <crutchy> and your vote was ingored
[13:24:44] <boru> That wasn't the first time that happened, either.
[13:24:46] <cmn32480> methinks it is largely for the same reasons that many people hate the UN. nobody likes being goverend by a group where they have minimal input
[13:24:52] * crutchy heard about the lisbon treaty thing
[13:24:59] <boru> The government did the same thing for the Nice Treaty as well.
[13:25:08] <Webbyatwork> "democracy"
[13:26:48] <chromas> speaking of Germany, why hasn't Merkel been assassinated yet?
[13:27:04] <chromas> put her out of their misery
[13:27:22] <boru> I'd exhile her.
[13:27:30] <Webbyatwork> all my german friends hate her
[13:27:43] <Webbyatwork> cucked by mutti is the phrase we use
[13:27:53] <chromas> send her to the middle east
[13:28:01] <chromas> maximum diversity
[13:28:46] <crutchy> she's like the mom of the EU
[13:29:12] <crutchy> whenever some country cries for money, she flops one out
[13:29:29] <Webbyatwork> Like greece? Oh wait...
[13:29:32] <chromas> that article seems broken
[13:29:36] <chromas> "Over the last 12 months, more than 1.1 migrants have crossed"
[13:29:51] <Webbyatwork> the official figure
[13:29:57] <Webbyatwork> you can probably safley double that
[13:30:01] <crutchy> maybe a foot made it?
[13:30:13] <Webbyatwork> oh 1.1 ha ha
[13:30:14] <chromas> I guess that's one whole migrant and a fractional reserve
[13:30:27] <nick> Webbyatwork what was the result in your location?
[13:30:31] <Webbyatwork> leave
[13:30:33] <boru> Perhaps if it were carried by an African swallow.
[13:30:36] <crutchy> maybe a women came to germany for an abortion
[13:30:46] <Webbyatwork> because we had 18 albainians turn up on my beach a few weeks back
[13:30:48] <Webbyatwork> shocked the country
[13:30:54] <nick> ah
[13:31:01] <Webbyatwork> I live in the village that happened in
[13:31:15] <crutchy> in australia we welcome them with a naval gun salute
[13:31:38] <crutchy> most of the time nobody gets hit
[13:31:39] <chromas> hey, if everyone's trying to leave the EU then they could start a new one :D
[13:31:40] <nick> looking at the map, it's only london that really voted remain
[13:31:40] <Webbyatwork> http://news.sky.com
[13:31:40] <Timmeh> ^ 03Two Britons Charged After Channel Boat Rescue
[13:31:48] <nick> and scotland, but thats a whole other thing...
[13:31:54] <Webbyatwork> with blackjack! and hookers!
[13:32:45] <Webbyatwork> I have started checking the garden shed for immigants daily ;-)
[13:32:56] <Webbyatwork> incase the terk ur jerbs!
[13:33:19] <chromas> or raped yer dergs
[13:33:31] <Webbyatwork> and daughters
[13:33:45] <Webbyatwork> ala cologne
[13:33:54] <Webbyatwork> that was a major push for this as well
[13:34:06] <Webbyatwork> all the assaults across europe
[13:34:14] <chromas> it's 'cause y'all are misogynists
[13:34:20] <chromas> and bigots and racis
[13:34:35] <chromas> those poor muslims dindu nuffin
[13:35:29] <chromas> w..would you say that germany has...stockholm syndrome?
[13:37:06] <chromas> Another good option could be to leave the borders open and pass out free steel pipes to the citizens
[13:37:27] <nick> could save british steel industry there
[13:37:28] <crutchy> er dirkerderrr
[13:37:56] <crutchy> the lower british pound might help exports
[13:38:12] <chromas> this would be a new british pound ;)
[13:38:17] <crutchy> british exporters would have been hurting for years
[13:38:51] <crutchy> and also british tourism, but yeah who the fuck would wanna go to english beaches
[13:38:56] <chromas> it makes the usd seem less terrible
[13:39:12] <crutchy> high usd is already killing you guys
[13:39:29] <crutchy> eventually you'll all be working for obama
[13:39:38] <chromas> or trump
[13:39:46] <crutchy> heh
[13:39:46] * chromas prepares to be fired
[13:40:07] <Webbyatwork> dont we already?
[13:40:25] <nick> yay for the uk, more imports from the US and China
[13:41:46] <chromas> so just how bad is the migrant crisis anyway? I've seen video of them trashing buildings and stuff
[13:41:53] <Webbyatwork> yeah, in a year or two we will be fine
[13:41:56] <chromas> are they still making cars and audio mixers?
[13:42:01] <Webbyatwork> wow chromas let me find you something
[13:42:26] <nick> in london the migrant crisis has been business as usual
[13:42:41] <Webbyatwork> go to images on this search
[13:42:42] <Webbyatwork> https://duckduckgo.com
[13:42:42] <Timmeh> ^ 03migrants at coquelle at DuckDuckGo
[13:42:48] <Webbyatwork> thats how it is on our border
[13:43:03] <Webbyatwork> (FYI, my dad works there as a customs officer and its FAR worse than reported)
[13:43:04] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[13:43:05] <Timmeh> ^ 03Should I Stay or Should I Go? - YouTube
[13:43:12] <nick> which is probably why london voted remain, as the various migrants have always been there, didn't notice a problem with border control in the same way
[13:43:34] <Webbyatwork> there are nightly riots of thousands of migrants in coquelle france, the entrance to the channel tunnel
[13:43:52] <nick> and for people in london, visa free travel and such around europe is quite handy for business
[13:44:09] <Webbyatwork> yes, stark contrast between the urban dwellers and everyone else
[13:44:17] <nick> Webbyatwork, indeed, as the dailymail reported, it made british holidaymakers late!
[13:44:30] <Webbyatwork> it has done, thats true
[13:44:48] <chromas> that's why you guys need $current_trendy_rifle
[13:45:07] <crutchy> nick, with lower pound imports will be more expensive
[13:45:16] <nick> i know
[13:45:22] <nick> trust me, i know.
[13:45:29] <Webbyatwork> better pictures here
[13:45:31] <Webbyatwork> https://duckduckgo.com
[13:45:31] <Timmeh> ^ 03migrants invade ferry at DuckDuckGo
[13:45:35] <crutchy> i dunno if it will last though
[13:45:47] <crutchy> low pound doesn't seem likely in the long run
[13:45:56] <nick> well it's been low since 08
[13:45:57] <Webbyatwork> we had about 100 break through the fences and try and board a ferry a few months back
[13:46:00] <nick> and now it's unstable
[13:46:02] <nick> so yay.
[13:46:07] <crutchy> still pretty high though
[13:46:08] <nick> ¬_¬
[13:46:15] <crutchy> well, compared to other currencies
[13:46:17] <chromas> when does the 'brexit' votage actually take effect or be ignored?
[13:46:28] <nick> 2-10 years to 'unwind'
[13:46:41] <Webbyatwork> october should be the start of the 2 years
[13:46:53] <crutchy> gotta round up all them germans and put yellow stars on their shirts
[13:46:53] <Webbyatwork> depending who the new pm is and what they decide
[13:47:01] <Webbyatwork> LOL!
[13:47:46] * nick wonders house prices
[13:47:59] <Webbyatwork> they will rise
[13:48:05] <crutchy> house prices are pretty fucked in a lot of countries i think
[13:48:09] <crutchy> cos of low rates
[13:48:17] <nick> why do you think rise?
[13:48:20] <Webbyatwork> money will be withdrawn from stocks etc and put into housing
[13:48:28] <crutchy> cos low rates :/
[13:48:31] <Webbyatwork> exactly
[13:48:49] <nick> think going to maintain low rates?
[13:48:53] <Webbyatwork> money is easy to borrow (for corps) and they are/have been buying houses
[13:48:58] <nick> apparently odds of a rate cut are up today...
[13:49:00] <Webbyatwork> yes, due to austerity
[13:49:07] <crutchy> first time home buyers are outbidded
[13:49:16] <Webbyatwork> were at 0.25% now, can't really go much lower
[13:49:27] <nick> first time home buyers have been outbidded for a while
[13:49:37] <crutchy> i was wondering earlier if brexit could possibly force interest rates up
[13:49:45] <crutchy> seems unlikely, but markets are fickle
[13:49:47] <nick> buy with business buying houses
[13:49:50] <Webbyatwork> doubtfull
[13:49:55] <nick> and less avenues in and out of europe
[13:50:02] <nick> why are they going to invest more
[13:50:22] <Webbyatwork> china is buying a lot
[13:50:25] <crutchy> UK institutions will buy in the UK
[13:50:32] <Webbyatwork> they bought 300 million in houses locally here recently
[13:50:35] <crutchy> instead of EU
[13:50:46] <Webbyatwork> and the commenwealth
[13:50:48] <Webbyatwork> wg
[13:50:56] <Webbyatwork> which will have renewed focus now
[13:51:08] <crutchy> come buy up some aussie desert :D
[13:51:20] <Webbyatwork> plenty of resources, not a bad idea
[13:51:24] <Webbyatwork> all that coal n stuff
[13:51:24] <nick> i really cant see the commonwealth buying into uk real estate
[13:51:25] <crutchy> we'll throw in extra dirt for free
[13:51:42] <Webbyatwork> nick I mean the UK will focus more on supporting the commonwealth economy
[13:51:45] <crutchy> nick, with lower pound they will
[13:52:03] <crutchy> chinese will too
[13:52:16] <Webbyatwork> chinese will snap stuff up at the lower
[13:52:17] * chromas invests in australian spiders
[13:52:28] <nick> i dont see how in the short term that happens when there's no access to markets confirmed
[13:53:00] <crutchy> isn't it just the EU market access thats in turmoil?
[13:53:14] <Webbyatwork> yes and USA due to TPP
[13:53:17] <Webbyatwork> which we are now out of ofc
[13:53:23] <Webbyatwork> and CETA
[13:53:39] <crutchy> EU market is tanking anyway
[13:53:40] <nick> UK is taking a step down on the world stage in my opinion
[13:53:52] <nick> which makes it a less valuable entity
[13:53:55] <crutchy> nah everyone is looking up to you now
[13:53:58] <Webbyatwork> for the shortterm yes we are
[13:54:05] <Webbyatwork> due to the backlash from the EU
[13:54:13] <Webbyatwork> but the longterm? Who knows
[13:54:19] <crutchy> you're the big dawg that told the banksters where to shove their bullshit
[13:54:20] <Webbyatwork> we just upgraded trident in secret....
[13:54:23] <nick> yeah, the EU carves itself up and we're a big boy in europe
[13:54:35] <Webbyatwork> thats how I see it nick
[13:54:37] <nick> but then we end up choosing sides between russia, china, usa and whatever
[13:54:45] <Webbyatwork> usa ofc
[13:54:49] <Webbyatwork> "special relationship"
[13:54:49] <crutchy> all the EU countries wanna have their EU referendum now
[13:54:54] <Webbyatwork> unless trump shits all over that
[13:54:56] <nick> usa, aslong as we keep russian money safe in the city
[13:55:02] <nick> and chinese investment high in infrastructure
[13:55:08] <Webbyatwork> and their gas keeping us warm
[13:55:10] <nick> i can smell the democracy
[13:55:11] <crutchy> nah you just make deals with whoever you want, like everyone else
[13:55:23] <crutchy> you're like a real country n stuff now
[13:55:39] <crutchy> not just some euro province
[13:55:45] <Webbyatwork> well, we probably were a country for longer than most, then only lost it recently
[13:55:46] <nick> UK has always been a real country, a very special one with several mini countries attached that have their own little special niches
[13:55:52] <Webbyatwork> 1066-1955?
[13:56:00] <crutchy> yeah but you had the EU ball n chain
[13:56:17] <nick> and we had ways around it with the overseas territories
[13:56:26] <chromas> oh is that why the eu was bloated? it was a marriage?
[13:56:38] <crutchy> yeah except the UK wasn't gettin any
[13:56:39] <Webbyatwork> just under 900 years.... most countrys can't get close to that
[13:57:47] <crutchy> the poor ol poms were comin home every night to find some illegal immigrant fuckin their missus
[13:58:08] <nick> England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Jersey, Gurensey, Isle of Man, Gibraltar, BVI, Falklands
[13:58:10] <crutchy> now they've told that missus to fuck off
[13:58:14] <nick> how many other countries does the Uk want?
[13:58:29] <nick> there's probably a few i'm missing there.
[13:58:30] <Webbyatwork> all of em, but then we found out empires cost money
[13:58:40] <Webbyatwork> still... if we hadn't, we would have lost both world wars
[13:58:51] <Webbyatwork> but they cost so much we could no longer afford to run the empire
[13:58:51] <crutchy> some of those don't really count for much
[13:58:59] <crutchy> you didn't even mention australia!
[13:59:06] <Webbyatwork> we only sent bad people there
[13:59:09] <nick> australia isn't a british overseas territory
[13:59:15] <crutchy> we're still royal subjects
[13:59:22] <crutchy> with the queen as head of state
[13:59:25] <nick> yeah but that adds in canada, jamaica
[13:59:31] <nick> bunch of other places
[13:59:44] <crutchy> hmm. yeah don't worry about canada. they aren't even a real country anyway
[13:59:46] <Webbyatwork> we have loads of little islands all over
[13:59:48] <nick> which are useful to the UK, but not in the same way that say Jersey and BVI are
[13:59:50] <Runaway1956> Brexit. Let's all thumb our noses at globalization. FTW (No, that doesn't mean "for the win")
[14:00:01] <Webbyatwork> ha ha
[14:00:13] <Webbyatwork> some countries just want to watch europe burn
[14:00:21] <crutchy> nah the brits just learned from what happened to the USSR and its 'union'
[14:00:32] <nick> i know there's much anti-eu sentiment around the eu
[14:00:39] <Webbyatwork> we never forgave germany its all about punishing them really
[14:00:46] <nick> but then i also know people who didn't know the uk was in the eu
[14:00:52] <nick> and theyre british
[14:01:01] <Webbyatwork> ha ha, we have plenty of ignorant twats
[14:01:06] <crutchy> and they were probably like 'u wot m8?!'
[14:01:46] <crutchy> 'we don't answer to no stinkin germans'
[14:02:01] <Runaway1956> Ignorant twats? Interesting. Do they wear panties?
[14:02:14] <crutchy> here's hoping
[14:02:31] <Webbyatwork> depends how much clothing they have left on when passed out in the gutter on friday night
[14:03:06] <crutchy> yeah nuthin worse than sloppy vag
[14:03:32] <crutchy> always best to go first
[14:03:33] <chromas> sounds like you're an expert
[14:03:40] * chromas dials up mrs crutchy
[14:03:45] <crutchy> lol
[14:03:47] * chromas tattles
[14:04:04] <nick> "British Virgin Islanders are classed as British Overseas Territories citizens and since 2002 have had an entitlement to take up full UK citizenship. Although the territory is not part of the European Union and not directly subject to EU law, its citizens are deemed to be citizens of the EU as well."
[14:04:14] <Webbyatwork> you should take tips from the guy who posts his polygamus journels
[14:04:36] <Webbyatwork> nick, theres a few places like that, like the canary islands
[14:04:38] * chromas takes the tip
[14:04:46] <nick> indeed
[14:04:50] <crutchy> well what more can you expect from virgin islanders
[14:04:57] <crutchy> eventually they will experience
[14:04:58] <Webbyatwork> in the EU, but sorta not, like.... you can buy duty free as if your NOT in the EU, but they are spanish island so they are
[14:05:03] <Webbyatwork> except when they are not...
[14:05:23] <Webbyatwork> even weirder
[14:05:34] <Webbyatwork> canary islands... named after canarys right?
[14:05:35] <Webbyatwork> nope
[14:05:41] <Webbyatwork> from canard, spanish for dog
[14:05:44] <Webbyatwork> the dog islands
[14:05:54] <crutchy> full of virgin bitches
[14:06:06] <crutchy> oh wait i'm mixing islands
[14:06:20] <Webbyatwork> Juding by the jehovas girl that follow me for a week when I was there this year, yes
[14:06:38] <chromas> full of richard branson's dogs
[14:06:38] <crutchy> you lucky jabby bastard!
[14:07:46] <Webbyatwork> it was highly amusing
[14:08:15] <Webbyatwork> followed me around like a lost puppy
[14:09:10] <Webbyatwork> OMG
[14:09:18] <Webbyatwork> article on politco.eu
[14:09:33] <Webbyatwork> "If britan were little in 1939 hitler would have rolled over them"
[14:09:35] <Webbyatwork> wtf
[14:10:08] <Webbyatwork> errr, hey politco journalist, you do understand the EU was setup AFTER the second world war?
[14:10:40] <chromas> that's just historic history
[14:10:43] <Webbyatwork> "todays vote is worse than hitler being elected"
[14:10:48] <Webbyatwork> FUD much?
[14:12:00] <boru> Opions are like arseholes, and all that.
[14:12:04] <boru> Opinions, rather.
[14:13:14] <Webbyatwork> hmmm, fiber guy turned up at 1pm, should be installed now....
[14:13:24] <Webbyatwork> mum has not phoned, so guessing all is OK
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[14:15:49] <Webbyatwork> uhhhhh
[14:15:58] <Webbyatwork> huh, that might be the evidence....
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[14:16:10] <Webbyatwork> no wrong connection, thats on the other line
[14:17:07] <Webbyatwork> still, multihome, it might have just switched as the other line has gone down....
[14:17:18] <Webbyatwork> which would make sense as he won't plug the new router into my network
[14:18:20] <cmn32480> crutchy - looks like arthur is running automagically. good job
[14:20:27] <Webbyatwork> uggh no, old line still shows inet access
[14:20:37] <Webbyatwork> bloody hell bt you have been there 2 hours, wtf r u doin
[14:22:29] <Webbyatwork> oh no i was wrong
[14:22:37] <Webbyatwork> he just finished (mum called)
[14:22:45] <Webbyatwork> tested at 290mb/s downstream
[14:22:53] <Webbyatwork> but the old copper line is still up!
[14:23:03] <Webbyatwork> so, technically, I have 2 dsl and one fibre right now
[14:23:09] <Webbyatwork> ha ha, triple homed till they notice!
[14:23:50] * Webbyatwork does the fat bandwidth dance
[14:25:31] <boru> What's the latency/jitter like?
[14:32:53] <Webbyatwork> no idea, won't know till i get home
[14:33:08] <Webbyatwork> only got a phone report from my poor ma, who has sat around my house all day
[14:35:34] <crutchy> ~deb fish
[14:35:36] <exec> friendly interactive shell
[14:40:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackaday Owners Open a Makerspace-Like Lab in L.A. Area - http://sylnt.us - nurturing-inventive-but-equipment-poor-folks
[14:54:34] <Webbyatwork> ftse ends week higher than at start
[14:54:44] <Webbyatwork> recovers from 8% drop to only a 2% drop
[14:54:53] <Webbyatwork> so, not so bad then
[14:55:42] <Runaway1956> Here's a "WTF" moment - http://www.wfaa.com
[14:55:42] <Timmeh> ^ 03Dozens burned walking across hot coals at Tony Robbins event in Dallas | WFAA.com
[14:56:08] <Runaway1956> "Those coals are hot, but they won't burn you if you listen to me!"
[14:56:15] <Runaway1956> "They burnt me!"
[14:56:37] <Runaway1956> "Sucker, why'd you listen to me then? Put some money in the offering plate, and get lost!"
[14:57:34] <Webbyatwork> got burned because people stopped to take selfies???
[14:57:58] <Webbyatwork> I mean, I know people are stupid but....
[14:58:02] <Runaway1956> That may be the case. Or, it could also be that they wore no shoes?
[14:58:22] <Webbyatwork> well, yes, you can do it bare foot as long as you keep moving
[14:58:29] <Webbyatwork> its still pretty stupid though
[14:58:36] <Runaway1956> My fire fighting training taught me that I can do some wild stuff in and around fire - IF I AM DRESSED FOR IT!
[14:58:42] <Webbyatwork> I'm standing in fire, Ill stop and take a selfie....
[14:58:56] <paulej72> dumb asses
[14:59:16] <Runaway1956> It's probably the wrong place to hold an orgy, as well
[14:59:16] <Webbyatwork> dad was a retained fireman until recently
[14:59:21] * Webbyatwork has seen some shit
[14:59:24] <paulej72> If I was stuck behind a selfie taker I would have exited to the right or left
[14:59:49] <Webbyatwork> pushed them over ;-)
[15:00:09] <Runaway1956> agree with Webby - knock them over, and walk on their smoldering body
[15:00:28] <Webbyatwork> its just natural selection in action
[15:01:10] <Runaway1956> It's not politically correct, but, hey, we'll still be alive in ten years to decide what is politically correct then!
[15:01:20] <Webbyatwork> heh, a few years back was in a queue at the petrol station
[15:01:27] <Webbyatwork> women in front is on her phone, its her turn
[15:01:34] <Webbyatwork> she does not notice, so I jump in front
[15:01:39] <Webbyatwork> "hey" she says
[15:01:51] <Webbyatwork> "I saw my chance and I took it, thats what winners do" says I
[15:02:15] <Runaway1956> LOL - in Texas, she probably would have shot you.
[15:02:22] <Runaway1956> Open carry, FTW
[15:02:35] <Webbyatwork> well, yes I wouldn't do that in texas
[15:02:59] <paulej72> is it lunch time yet?
[15:03:04] <paulej72> ~time
[15:03:05] <exec> Friday, 24 June 2016 @ 11:03 am EDT - Princeton, NJ, USA
[15:03:11] <paulej72> :(
[15:03:14] <Runaway1956> Being shot isn't so bad. In Bahrain, she would detonate her suicide vest.
[15:03:38] <Webbyatwork> in the UK, they just complain to their friends over tea and crumpets
[15:03:57] <Runaway1956> If they have friends, right?
[15:04:10] <Webbyatwork> Ok, you got me
[15:04:23] <Webbyatwork> They complain on facebook over tea and crumpets
[15:04:28] <paulej72> In Texas they would have shot her first for being a twit and keeping them from getting there precious gas
[15:04:45] <Webbyatwork> and blamed it on gas being over a dollar a gallon?
[15:04:47] <cmn32480> I want cucumber sandwiches not crumpeets you insensitive clod!
[15:04:56] <Webbyatwork> thats for the toffs
[15:05:05] <paulej72> yorkshire pudding
[15:05:12] * Runaway1956 enrolls the children in the summer school "Shooting is Fun" program
[15:05:30] <cmn32480> paulej72 - we shoudln't be puydding up with Yorkshire
[15:05:40] <paulej72> lol
[15:05:56] <Runaway1956> Pud? Did someone say pud?
[15:06:01] <Webbyatwork> Yorkies are allright, its the cornish you have to watch out for
[15:06:32] <paulej72> https://www.yahoo.com
[15:06:33] <Timmeh> ^ 03How Snapping a Photo of Your Hotel Room Could Save Lives Video
[15:08:47] <Runaway1956> Shit's gittin' weird. Under the toolbar in Chrome, I have this little thingy, asking me to install the new Firefox.
[15:09:25] <Runaway1956> Oh - nevermind. I'm on a page at Yahoo - it's the site's toolbar.
[15:09:37] <Webbyatwork> I blame systemd
[15:10:25] <Runaway1956> Well, Clinton is gone, Bush is gone, Blair is gone, Cameron is history - Systemd is the only thing left to blame it on.
[15:11:08] <Webbyatwork> I thought it was in this order: Blame canada, Blame trump, blame muslims, blame trump again, blame systemd, thanks obama?
[15:11:28] <Webbyatwork> That is my whole understanding of american polotics
[15:11:59] <Webbyatwork> oh, i forgot to blame mexico
[15:12:15] <Runaway1956> What - and leave the Brits off the hook?
[15:12:39] <Runaway1956> If the Brits weren't so British, the whole world would be different, don't you know?
[15:12:46] <Webbyatwork> This is 100% true
[15:13:03] <Webbyatwork> You'd all still be sitting in ditch's shoving berrys up your noses without us
[15:15:28] <Webbyatwork> hometime, catch you all later
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[15:15:40] <Runaway1956> Damn - I just sent $27 to some turkey named yee_tungtung
[15:19:32] <Runaway1956> Holy shit - if this is Trump's daughter, I want to be part of the family! https://static01.nyt.com
[15:25:45] <SirFinkus> Runaway1956: https://pbs.twimg.com
[15:25:45] <cmn32480> and I think she had a kid not very long ago... 3-4 months maybe?
[15:26:13] <Runaway1956> That may explain the fullness of her bodice . . .
[15:27:54] <Runaway1956> If Trump is elected, she would be "First Babe"?
[15:44:01] <cmn32480> First Married Daughter
[16:12:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Automotive Fuel Cell Technology Used for Unmanned Undersea Vehicles - http://sylnt.us - gubmint-funding-for-the-big-boys
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[16:32:07] <_Webweasel_> http://beta.speedtest.net
[16:32:08] <Timmeh> ^ 03Speedtest.net by Ookla - My Results ( http://www.speedtest.net )
[16:32:14] <_Webweasel_> WHOOP WHOOP!
[16:47:59] * cmn32480 congratulates _Webweasel_
[16:48:07] <_Webweasel_> Thanks
[16:48:13] <_Webweasel_> 2 years of campaigning was worth it
[16:52:31] <cmn32480> !woop
[16:52:31] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[16:54:04] <Gravis> lulz! take that GBP! https://www.dailyfx.com xD
[16:54:05] <Timmeh> ^ 03GBP/USD - Live Rate, Forecast, News and Analysis
[16:57:10] <Gravis> at 2016-06-23 18:00, the GBP was officially O V E R.
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[17:26:03] <SirFinkus> " the UK is now Germany 1939 apparently" that's a tad dramatic, doncha think?
[17:26:11] <SirFinkus> call me when they invade poland
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[17:27:39] <SirFinkus> the meaning of nazi has been so diluted, eventually it'll just mean "kind of a jerk"
[17:27:54] <SirFinkus> I think the UK beat you to that FuckTheEU
[17:28:16] <FuckTheEU> nazi is one of those words like "racist" which has been abused so many times it's lost all meaning.
[17:28:32] <FuckTheEU> I got a D in my class. My teacher is a nazi.
[17:28:46] <SirFinkus> I've been watching the cries on twitter
[17:29:13] <FuckTheEU> The best part is that the decision validates Trump's rhetoric.
[17:29:16] <SirFinkus> someone just said that the UK is like 1939(sic) germany
[17:29:39] <SirFinkus> I missed the part where they invaded Poland, seems that'd be bigger news
[17:29:48] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, that's fucking ridiculous...and an insult to those Britons who were bombed by actual Nazis.
[17:29:56] * FuckTheEU sheds single tear
[17:30:11] <FuckTheEU> I'm glad to say that England is America's daddy
[17:30:44] <SirFinkus> I'm watching "the mist" what a shitty movie
[17:31:35] <SirFinkus> kids should never be in movies
[17:31:38] <FuckTheEU> Hahaha
[17:31:48] <FuckTheEU> I know, bro...look what happened to Star Wars Episode I
[17:32:00] <FuckTheEU> Goo-goo ga-ga poo-poo pa-pa
[17:32:14] <SirFinkus> ironically, the podrace was the only kind of good part in that movie
[17:32:40] <SirFinkus> star wars episode one had bigger issues than the kid
[17:32:45] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, but who designed the sound effects of the pods? In the original trilogy shit went "Whoooosh!"
[17:32:53] <FuckTheEU> Now it goes "booboobooboobobeebeebeebeebee"
[17:33:05] <SirFinkus> I liked the sounds of the pods
[17:33:15] <SirFinkus> they ruined the lightsabers though
[17:33:33] <SirFinkus> in TOS they were crackly barely contained beams of energy
[17:33:50] <SirFinkus> more like electricity than a laser
[17:34:10] <SirFinkus> HAHAHA the guy shot his family for no real reason, and then the army came
[17:34:14] <SirFinkus> fucking beautiful
[17:34:19] <FuckTheEU> They should have had the bad guys have swaztika lightsabers they could throw like ninja stars
[17:34:19] <SirFinkus> movie redeemed
[17:35:08] <FuckTheEU> a couple years ago I wandered into an Abercrombie and Fitch store to get some high-quality douchebag cargo-shorts and in the background was playing covers of Led Zeppelin songs sung by choruses of kids
[17:35:16] <SirFinkus> *skyward scream*
[17:35:20] <FuckTheEU> It was so disgusting I walked right out the store
[17:35:32] <SirFinkus> did you come back with an ar15?
[17:35:45] <FuckTheEU> I should have, Fink
[17:35:53] <SirFinkus> UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE
[17:36:15] <FuckTheEU> The only good thing about A&F and American Eagle stores is that there are no minorities in them.
[17:36:37] <SirFinkus> and apparently good cargo shorts?
[17:36:41] <SirFinkus> never been in one
[17:36:45] <SirFinkus> I'm not cool enough
[17:36:50] <SirFinkus> I buy my clothes at costco
[17:37:00] <FuckTheEU> Hahaha
[17:37:09] <SirFinkus> except jeans, which I buy online
[17:37:13] <FuckTheEU> Costco has good deals on plain Hanes shit and Levis
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[17:37:30] <FuckTheEU> I get my work clothes there when I have to work at places with dress codes
[17:37:32] <SirFinkus> which is really, what I wear
[17:37:36] <FuckTheEU> And Dickies++
[17:37:40] <FuckTheEU> Dickies++
[17:37:40] <Bender> karma - dickies: 1
[17:37:42] <SirFinkus> except for the odd band t-shirt
[17:38:06] * FuckTheEU lends SirFinkus his Vaginal Jesus T-shirt
[17:38:10] <SirFinkus> I have to order my jeans online because they're never in my size
[17:38:25] <SirFinkus> W28L36
[17:38:58] <FuckTheEU> No fucking way.
[17:39:10] <FuckTheEU> That's like my size if you reverse the dimensions, hahha
[17:39:27] <SirFinkus> I weigh 130 and I'm 6 feet tall
[17:39:34] <SirFinkus> used to be 125
[17:39:42] <FuckTheEU> Damn Bro you need to chug some creatine and hit the gym.
[17:39:59] <SirFinkus> I did about 15 push ups yesterday and I'm sore now
[17:40:57] <SirFinkus> sleeves on my shirts are never long enough either
[17:41:14] <SirFinkus> super annoying with coats
[17:41:49] <SirFinkus> better than being fat
[17:41:59] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, good point. Being a fatfuck sucks.
[17:42:04] <mythterj> Kinda like my Son. He had trouble finding cars that fit.
[17:42:34] <FuckTheEU> I can't even do a crunch witthout my beer-gut getting in the way. Feels bad man.
[17:42:51] <FuckTheEU> And the thighs in my pants are all worn silky smooth
[17:42:59] <SirFinkus> I think I'm actually getting a bit of a beer gut, I should nip that in the bud
[17:43:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CBS and Paramount Issue New Guideline for Star Trek Fan Films - http://sylnt.us - terms-of-your-agreement
[17:43:34] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, you should, before you know it you'll be like me and your upper torso will look like an elongated, horribly malformed frog head
[17:43:49] <SirFinkus> I'll probably be fine once I start cycling again
[17:44:27] <SirFinkus> trouble is, I'll probably drink more if I ride my bike more
[17:44:46] <FuckTheEU> Drunken biking rocks
[17:45:23] <SirFinkus> you know what's really the shit though? shroom'd biking
[17:45:48] <SirFinkus> you'll be sore the next day because you don't feel the lactic acid buildup
[17:46:31] <FuckTheEU> That sounds really badass
[17:47:08] <SirFinkus> it is, you just don't get tired until the next day
[17:47:14] <SirFinkus> provided you can handle your shit
[17:47:36] <FuckTheEU> I'm not in a good enough headspace to do shrooms now.
[17:47:40] <FuckTheEU> Maybe after I graduate
[17:47:49] <SirFinkus> same
[17:48:05] <SirFinkus> not the season anyway
[17:48:17] <FuckTheEU> speaking of drugs, gotta take a piss-test today.
[17:49:05] <SirFinkus> I'm still shocked that's legal
[17:49:11] <SirFinkus> well, not shocked
[17:49:15] <SirFinkus> just pissed I guess
[17:49:30] <SirFinkus> just, the indignity of it
[17:49:38] <FuckTheEU> The part about it that makes me angry is that smoking a joint 2 weeks ago at a party doesn't have a gooddamn thing to do with how well I can do a day-job.
[17:49:58] <FuckTheEU> I agree with testing for coke, meth, and opioids
[17:50:01] <SirFinkus> and you could have done coke last weekend and be fine
[17:50:08] <FuckTheEU> Yeah Fink
[17:50:13] <SirFinkus> I think only with cause
[17:50:26] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, and they should raise the cutoff for THC
[17:51:05] <FuckTheEU> you can smoke a joint 2 weeks ago at a party, fuck your back up at work, and they'll try and fuck you out of your benefits because of THC in your system.
[17:51:11] <SirFinkus> IFC always has good movies on it, but I can't stand the hipster shit
[17:51:39] <SirFinkus> and they don't censor or cut things out
[17:53:20] <SirFinkus> I can kind of understand the insurance shit
[17:54:13] <FuckTheEU> It would make sense if they could raise the cutoff for THC to something more reasonable.
[17:54:17] <FuckTheEU> Sure, people are different, but they could use statistics to get a resonable figure.
[17:55:11] <SirFinkus> going to work hungover is going to fuck you up worse than going to work blazed out of your skull
[17:55:15] <SirFinkus> in most cases
[17:55:37] <FuckTheEU> Yup.
[17:56:08] <FuckTheEU> The navy started breathalyzing the sub guys at the beginning of their shifts
[17:56:27] <FuckTheEU> And charging the dudes who blew hot for being intoxicated on the job
[17:56:46] <mythterj> beginning of shift, or beginning of deployment?
[17:56:57] <FuckTheEU> mytherj, beginning of shift
[17:57:31] <mythterj> Where does a sub guy get booze on board?
[17:57:33] <FuckTheEU> They don't do it all the time, but they do it at random while in port
[17:57:42] <SirFinkus> subs should be dry, those fuckers have nukes
[17:57:43] <FuckTheEU> It's easy as fuck to sneak booze onto ships and subs
[17:58:27] <FuckTheEU> The sailors I talked to used the time-honored method of pouring it into soda bottles
[17:58:38] <FuckTheEU> Things might be different now though
[17:58:41] <mythterj> Ships maybe, subs not so much.
[17:59:09] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, ships. I don't know any sub guys who snuck booze on board, but it was the sub guys who got breathalyzed at the beginning of their shift
[17:59:41] <FuckTheEU> Heard some pretty shitty sub stories too. Like the one where the sub unwittingly cruised into a foreign live-fire exercise
[17:59:52] <FuckTheEU> Or the time the sonar operator slept on the job
[18:00:46] <SirFinkus> that sounds like a nightmare job
[18:01:14] <SirFinkus> I'd live on a ship or a plane, but fuck living underwater
[18:01:26] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, in a tin can wtih no windows
[18:01:35] <FuckTheEU> only sonar
[18:01:45] <SirFinkus> although captain nemo might be able to tempt me
[18:01:51] <FuckTheEU> like being a blind man tapping your way through traffic with a cane
[18:01:57] <SirFinkus> from the old movie, his submarine was awesome
[18:02:08] <FuckTheEU> Yeah, the Nautilus was dope
[18:02:27] * FuckTheEU snickers that SN ran his shit story
[18:03:02] <FuckTheEU> Thought about posting in the discussion (assuming I am unbanned) saying "What stupid asshole wrote this tripe?"
[18:03:07] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[18:03:08] <Timmeh> ^ 03"20.000 Leagues Under the Sea" (1954) Trailer - YouTube
[18:03:12] <SirFinkus> fuck, that was an awesome movie
[18:03:15] <SirFinkus> I need to watch it again
[18:03:23] <n1> what shit story was that?
[18:04:16] <janrinok> ~gday nick
[18:04:18] * exec historically drops a stein of sorrow on nick
[18:04:36] <FuckTheEU> The one about the fuel cells onboard UAVS
[18:04:44] <janrinok> ~gday SirFinkus FuckTheEU Timmeh
[18:04:46] * exec prematurely crossbreeds a blerg of doughnuts with SirFinkus
[18:04:53] <SirFinkus> lo
[18:04:55] <FuckTheEU> It's not really shit, I just wrote it last night while drunk to see if I could
[18:05:07] <FuckTheEU> sup janrinok, long time no see. How ya been?
[18:05:33] <janrinok> not too bad, but slow getting back up to speed again
[18:05:37] <janrinok> yourself?
[18:06:33] <FuckTheEU> It's been a roller-coaster. Got fired from Boston Dynamics for calling Eric Schmidt a "Jew Fag", intense school workload, now gotta take a piss test for yet another job today.
[18:06:48] <n1> ahoy-hoy, janrinok
[18:06:55] <FuckTheEU> sup nick
[18:07:20] <janrinok> very nautical, nick, have I missed Being a Pirate day again?
[18:07:47] <n1> sup is brexit, got to work some shit out and see what happens next
[18:08:04] <janrinok> is it good news for you or not?
[18:09:05] <n1> short term on the £ instability, it's not great, short-medium term on work, is unknown
[18:09:43] <SirFinkus> the sky is falling, and the uk is literally nazi germany
[18:09:46] <n1> pretty much every element of business involves trade with foreign companies or uk companies with foreign investors
[18:09:46] <SirFinkus> according to twitter
[18:09:58] <janrinok> I'm giggling like mad here - the locals wanted to know if it was them personally that we disliked, or just Brussels and all it stands for.
[18:10:03] <n1> everything has been on hold waiting for the outcome
[18:10:32] <janrinok> and they are also discussing the 'possibility' that they might be allowed to have their say on the current EU set up
[18:10:50] <n1> the potential is a general unwinding of the EU
[18:10:54] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[18:10:56] * exec cohesively drops a wine flute of the chron on janrinok
[18:11:01] <janrinok> ~gday cmn
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[18:11:04] <n1> as now the UK has done it, other countries are likely to demand a say too
[18:11:23] <n1> but then the UK could be made an example of, show everyone else why we're "stronger together"
[18:12:09] <janrinok> the locals here are determined to continue to trade with the UK. We are a major market for them, they don't see any problems that cannot be overcome
[18:12:23] <cmn32480> n1 - they rolled the dice... now we wait to see if it comes up snake eyes
[18:12:35] <n1> cmn32480, indeed
[18:13:07] <n1> it's for the best, but like everyone was so keen to remind scotland, it wont be easy
[18:13:19] <cmn32480> if it comes up a winner... the EU will likely start to dissolve
[18:13:55] <n1> donald trump amuses with his arrival in scotland and everyone being happy about brexit, as every area in scotland voted for remain...
[18:14:11] <janrinok> I wasn't allowed to vote - the EU courts said we had no justification :) - but we would have voted to leave had we been able to do so. But we have no plans to return to the UK at present.
[18:14:43] <n1> a lot of expats intended to vote leave from what i heard and saw
[18:15:05] <janrinok> about the same split as back in the UK
[18:15:43] <janrinok> anyway, I suspect they are sick of this discussion on this channel by now :-)
[18:16:08] <n1> they can be sick all they like, they have to wait until november or whenever it is.
[18:16:38] <janrinok> lol - surely, they won't want to discuss the outcome on here will they ;-)
[18:19:47] <FuckTheEU> I for one don't mind listening to discussion about Brexit by people who actually have dogs in the fight
[18:19:53] <janrinok> n1, any plans for the weekend or are you busy?
[18:20:40] <n1> nothing exciting for sure
[18:21:12] <janrinok> we've had a series of thunderstorms over the last 3-4 days
[18:21:16] <n1> but stuff to do as always, maybe book some plane tickets heh
[18:21:20] <FuckTheEU> Allright, time to go pee in a cup. I will return later and commence drinking.
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[18:21:51] <n1> yeah, same here, big storms Wednesday evening/night
[18:22:14] <n1> the one day i take the train and stations are flooded, trains cancelled
[18:22:43] <janrinok> somebody up there is watching you....
[18:23:18] <n1> they don't like me apparently
[18:36:37] <janrinok> n1, interesting submission!
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[18:38:35] <n1> i wonder if there's going to be any repositioning in northern ireland, as they also voted remain
[18:39:16] <janrinok> well the republicans have suggested that they 're-unify' with the South - I don't see the Unionists being too keen on that.
[18:39:22] <n1> Gibraltar also
[18:39:59] <n1> that was one of the earliest called too, with 95% remain
[18:40:01] <janrinok> all the rich folk in Gib - including their political class - have homes and property in Spain. The Rock is too small for them
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[18:40:18] <n1> yeah, i cant see a reunified ireland, but a renegotiated relationship with the uk
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[18:41:08] <janrinok> Spain has also promised to accept Gib back if it decides for joint sovereignty - provided they fly the Spanish flag hehehe
[18:41:44] <n1> lol
[18:41:54] <janrinok> well NI can't really keep open borders because that would be an obvious way for someone to enter the UK illegally
[18:42:30] <janrinok> but I'm not sure what can be negotiated...
[18:42:59] <n1> NI will become very expensive to maintain if something isn't
[18:43:44] <janrinok> Just watching French reaction - they want the brexit to begin now and not wait until October, or at least that appears to be the stance of some of their politicians
[18:43:55] <n1> the breakdown of the voting is quite interesting, and the turnout was incredible really
[18:44:15] <janrinok> the best turnout since the last referendum!
[18:44:47] <n1> almost 80% where i'm at, it was a strong remain too...
[18:45:23] <janrinok> yep the big cities seem to have gone that way, while much of the rest has voted to leave
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[18:45:53] <n1> i dont think anyone i know was really excited about business prospects on an exit
[18:46:06] <n1> retired people more optimistic
[18:46:29] <janrinok> as you said earlier, short term will be hard work, but longer term I remain optimistic
[18:47:08] <n1> what is supposed to happen between now and october, replacing 'call me dave' etc
[18:47:53] <janrinok> he will 'guide and steer' the UK to prevent total collapse, and then his replacement takes all the hits for moving forward
[18:48:43] <n1> fun times to be had
[18:48:55] <janrinok> I've ordered plenty of popcorn
[18:49:40] <n1> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[18:49:41] <Timmeh> ^ 03Public who backed Leave Brexit vote now say they want to STAY in the EU | Daily Mail Online
[18:50:10] <n1> dailymail, always on form
[18:50:17] <janrinok> I'll take a big hit on my pension, which is currently paid in £ to a French account. Being a government pension I have to pay tax in the UK and everything else is non-negotiable
[18:51:10] <janrinok> the DM is already stirring it up ...
[18:51:15] <n1> assuming the timeline on that is tbc
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[19:14:45] <janrinok> gtg - bye everyone!
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[19:43:22] <SirFinkus> foiled by the name length
[19:54:59] <paulej72> Fuck_MC would have worked
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[20:30:12] <chromas> so if the eu breaks up, maybe systemd will be next. discuss ;)
[20:41:52] <Gravis> SirFinkus: <SirFinkus> " the UK is now Germany 1939 apparently" that's a tad dramatic, doncha think? <-- society is drowning in hyperbole
[20:42:52] <Gravis> SirFinkus: this isn't something new, it's just that you've noticed it
[20:43:56] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[20:43:57] <Timmeh> ^ 03Never Illegally Download - YouTube
[20:45:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Study Finds Gun Restriction Laws Can and Do Work - http://sylnt.us - them-be-fightin'-words
[20:48:28] <chromas> but work in what way?
[20:48:35] * chromas heads off to a gun free zone
[20:59:14] * cmn32480 shoots chromas in the knee to keep him from reaching the gun free zone
[20:59:46] <chromas> but I've never heard that before
[21:00:23] <chromas> it's always shoot-to-kill 'cause lowering the gun a few degrees is hard work
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[21:25:43] <chromas> Missed the chance to shoot
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[22:51:54] <Jewcy> Jesus Christ...get a load of this:
[22:52:01] <Jewcy> https://www.splcenter.org
[22:52:01] <Timmeh> ^ 03Alex Jones | Southern Poverty Law Center
[22:52:27] <Jewcy> These Jew-bastards put Alex Jones on their list of extremists, next to overt White Supremacists
[22:54:43] <chromas> I thought he was already on the nut list
[22:54:51] <Jewcy> And while Jones disavows racism, he sometimes walks a fine line in his pronouncements. In August 2011, he featured an article on Infowars that called the Department of Homeland Security’s “If you see something, say something” terrorism-awareness campaign a racist conspiracy to “characterize predominantly white, middle class, politically engaged Americans as domestic extremists.”
[22:55:17] <Jewcy> Why the hell is he on the SPLC's "extremist list" for that?! By the SPLC's own fucking words!
[22:55:47] <chromas> he said something about white people that wasn't negative
[22:55:48] <Jewcy> Nut, sure. But not worthy of being in the same roster as bull-necked, mutton-chopped, swaztika-tattoed criminals!
[22:55:50] <chromas> he's kkk
[22:56:46] <Jewcy> It means the Jews are afraid of his messages, even as they attempt to discredit them.
[22:57:09] <Jewcy> Enough to give that bonkers tinfoil conspiracy nut top listing in their individual extremists list.
[22:57:46] <Jewcy> Alongside guys like this:
[22:57:46] <Jewcy> https://www.splcenter.org
[22:57:47] <Timmeh> ^ 03August Kreis | Southern Poverty Law Center
[22:58:00] <chromas> "he warns...that...the Boston Marathon bombings...are actually “false flag” operations by our government"
[22:58:08] <chromas> "millions of followers who listen to his radio show, watch his “documentaries” and read his websites, and some of them, like Marathon bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev, resort to deadly violence."
[22:58:20] <chromas> so...Alex Jones is a government conspiracy! Holy shit!
[22:59:30] <Jewcy> Huh, there are a few Jews on that list as well...if going by the names "horowitz" and "stein" are any indications
[22:59:50] <chromas> aren't those technically german or polish?
[23:00:02] <Jewcy> Yeah, that's true.
[23:00:04] <chromas> the jews appropriated their last names
[23:00:08] <Jewcy> Dan Stein:
[23:00:09] <Jewcy> Stein has complained that today’s immigrants are engaged in “competitive breeding” to diminish the power of the white majority and has campaigned to repeal a 1965 immigration law that ended racial quotas that largely restricted immigration to Europeans. He has also served as editorial adviser for The Social Contract, a nativist hate journal published by Tanton.
[23:00:11] <chromas> stolen, like everything
[23:00:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, EF, go play with the hoplophobes on the Oz gun article.
[23:00:58] <Jewcy> Yo Buzzid
[23:01:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup
[23:01:15] * chromas learned a new word today
[23:01:31] <Jewcy> Okay, let's see if I can post.
[23:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird, you'd think you'd know what a clitoris is by your age
[23:01:55] <chromas> I'm 7
[23:01:57] <chromas> Of course I do
[23:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> exactly
[23:02:26] <Jewcy> Oh, nice. I can post again.
[23:02:28] <Jewcy> For now, at least.
[23:02:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i need a smoke afore i get down into this nonsense
[23:02:37] <chromas> Why were you blocked?
[23:02:52] <Jewcy> All this time I've been not posting was because I was EBP-banned by both IP and username
[23:03:01] <Jewcy> shitposting and probably mod abuse as well, chromas
[23:03:09] * chromas needs 50 mod points
[23:03:25] <Jewcy> My karma went from like 47 down to 24 overnight with 2 spam mods
[23:03:32] <Jewcy> It's 27 now.
[23:03:58] <Jewcy> I have a technical question for Buzzard when he gets back.
[23:04:52] * chromas needs to gain some shitposting xp
[23:04:59] <Jewcy> I could find out experimentally, but I'm lazy. My question was if SN blocks ToR exit nodes like the IRC webchat does
[23:05:09] <chromas> that's what soylent needs. points and levels for shitposting and stuff
[23:05:15] <Jewcy> (of course I could use a client like most normal people do)
[23:05:32] <Jewcy> chromas, I thought that's what the occasional troll-related discussions were for
[23:05:50] <chromas> If they do I don't think it's on purpose. They used to have tor support for the site and stuff
[23:06:11] <Jewcy> chromas, that's actually a good idea. A SN spinoff using slash, that has positive modifiers for trolls, disinformation, and shitposts
[23:06:21] <Deucalion> I doubt we block ToR exit nodes from the site EF given we have made the site available via ToR directly. I wasn't aware IRC webchat blocked ToR exit nodes.
[23:06:54] <Jewcy> Deucalion, from what I remember about the message I got, the webchat uses an efnet blacklist or something like that
[23:07:11] <Jewcy> something borrowed from other IRC lands
[23:07:12] <Deucalion> may well do.... I'll take a look-see
[23:07:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[23:07:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, you wasn't banned. or shouldn't have been.
[23:08:03] <Deucalion> IRC webchat blocking ToR exit nodes apparently... I'll take a squiz at the configs... probably some default config cruft left in there
[23:08:07] <chromas> Quick! Change the little smilies to gun icons just to keep the shit stirred
[23:08:19] <Jewcy> chromas, the catagories could be +1 for disinformation, inflammatory, shitposting, derailment
[23:08:35] <chromas> We could switch to reddit source while we're at it :D
[23:08:39] <Jewcy> and some catch-all for "ist" - racist, sexist, ableist
[23:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> we did turn off the tor exit node a couple times cause someone was dosing the site through it. but we put up a firewall limiting connections per second and no prollems anymore.
[23:08:52] <chromas> Jewcy: that's isism
[23:09:20] <chromas> don't be an isist man
[23:09:24] <Jewcy> Buzzard, right after I received those dual spam mods I was blocked for a period of time. Not sure how much, but it was at least a couple weeks.
[23:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't have been. none of us blocked you.
[23:10:38] <chromas> Maybe the spam mods were retracted
[23:10:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> we talk about stuff like that over in the sooper sekrit channel before it happens.
[23:11:03] <Jewcy> I wasn't accusing anybody, there are probably automated systems in place when too much bad activity is done in a short time.
[23:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly. should have hopped in here and said something. we generally don't want functionality like that.
[23:11:37] <Jewcy> I didn't contest them, even though they were troll/flamebait rather than spam
[23:11:38] <chromas> more like jooper secret, amiright nidge nidge
[23:11:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, no, more like pooper secret
[23:12:14] <Jewcy> I am of the attitude that I know when I've been a bad boy and don't bitch about when I get smaked as a result.
[23:12:16] <chromas> bewber squeakret
[23:12:40] <chromas> It's important that you get smaked in the right way though
[23:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well let us know next time so we can at least tell ya if we meant to roll up the newspaper
[23:13:17] <Jewcy> Fair enough. Well, I'll probably be posting productively since my school-related stress levels have subsided and the last major hurdle has been cleared.
[23:13:40] <Jewcy> Hell, I might even get back to the level of my submitting heyday
[23:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, have at it
[23:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, ima be glad when the new comments system goes in.
[23:15:04] <Jewcy> Buzzard, can you give a summary of the new comments system?
[23:15:11] <Jewcy> or point me to a document explaining it?
[23:15:26] <Deucalion> TMB document things???? PFFFT!
[23:15:48] * Deucalion goes back to nosing through atheme-iris config
[23:15:48] <chromas> You just have to read the entire irc backlog for the last three months
[23:16:09] <Jewcy> Maybe later.
[23:16:12] <Jewcy> It's time to drink
[23:16:24] <Jewcy> Not be up all night reading weighty tomes
[23:16:58] <chromas> I think it's got some nifty non-javascript based stuff
[23:17:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chase Brandon: The CIA’s Man in Hollywood - http://sylnt.us - unknown-stars-of-stage-and-screen
[23:17:31] <chromas> comment expand/collapse and return to comment after modding or something
[23:17:42] * Jewcy notes that at least the SPLC at least writes with style and somewhat unprofessionally and with heapin' helpins of opinion when bashing "extremists"
[23:18:05] <chromas> privileged extremists
[23:18:07] <Jewcy> Oh yeah, people have been bitching about return to comment forever.
[23:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey now, i document them in the changelog post...
[23:18:23] <Jewcy> ("What is CTRL+F?)
[23:18:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> find
[23:18:45] <Jewcy> that's the joke. Ba-Dum TISS
[23:18:58] <chromas> You can also use / in non-chrome browsers
[23:19:33] <Jewcy> Huh, that's why SN hasn't been working flawlessly in Firefox, um, since its inception.
[23:19:52] <Jewcy> My favorite mode, nested, is going bye-bye
[23:20:39] <Jewcy> SN accomplished more features in the first few months than Slashdot did in its entire lifetime.
[23:21:06] <chromas> It even got unicode twice as many times
[23:21:14] <chromas> more
[23:21:26] * chromas can't multiply
[23:21:39] <Jewcy> Sounds like a personal problem, chromas.
[23:21:53] <chromas> Twice more. That's better
[23:22:10] <Deucalion> We have wizened wizards not hipster Web2.0 wannabes working on it thankfully :D
[23:22:41] <Jewcy> Agreed, Deucalion
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[23:29:14] * Jewcy chuckles at the SPLC's extremist list
[23:29:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> grizzled old grouchy bastards that want things to just work, not to show off how quickly we learned a new trick.
[23:31:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Jewcy, nested is really just getting an upgrade cause there's no reason for it to not have features other modes have if we don't take anything away.
[23:31:51] <Jewcy> Yeah, makes sense. I'm not going to up and leave about it or anything.
[23:32:14] * Jewcy waits for the April Fools' day Beta
[23:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should also render faster on heavily commented pages. new ones anyway. old ones should render the same as ever.
[23:33:41] <chromas> Are new pages stored differently?
[23:34:06] <Deucalion> OK - atheme-iris (the SN IRC webchat) has no mention of blacklists in its config file. If it exists, it must be hard baked into the code itself... which seems unlikely.
[23:34:30] <Jewcy> Here, let me try it a few times and I'll screenshot the results
[23:36:31] <Jewcy> But before I do, actually, I kinda agree with that. It weeds out the technologically naive who don't use a client and do...um...whatever normal people do to anonymize themselves here.
[23:37:25] <chromas> We don't anonymize ourselves. We just sit here, twirling guns, waiting for the fed to come
[23:37:55] <Deucalion> aye - screenshot would be handy... maybe the ircd that has the blacklist rather than the web frontend... but again.. seems unlikely
[23:39:12] <Jewcy> Got it.
[23:39:15] <Jewcy> Will post in a sec
[23:39:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, slightly. they have an extra field in the `discussions` table and two extra fields in the `comments` table.
[23:39:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> the discussions table one just lets you know if we want to render it the old way or new way.
[23:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> the comments ones are opid and children. opid lets you know the top level comment this one is attached to, or zero for ones that are top-level comments.
[23:41:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> the other just keeps count of how many children are under this comment for pagination purposes.
[23:41:27] <Jewcy> http://i.imgur.com
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[23:41:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> saves having to count them
[23:41:50] <Deucalion> ahh... I spy a blacklist section in the ircd conf file...
[23:41:56] <SoyCow3084> seems to work for me
[23:42:07] <Jewcy> Allright, there it is. Although I consider that a feature, not a bug - Don't want no shitposters (other than us) up in here. Bahaha.
[23:42:29] <Jewcy> At least shitposters who lack the technical ability to make it here
[23:42:51] <SoyCow3084> Did you configure your browers right? :)
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[23:43:35] <Jewcy> SoyCow, probably not.
[23:43:53] <Jewcy> I'll learn how to properly use tor when I have the time. I'm too lazy and unimportant now.
[23:44:05] <Jewcy> Any free time I have is drinkin' time.
[23:45:12] <torfag> drinkin'++
[23:46:00] <Jewcy> WHAT?! Shockley is in the SPLC Extremists list? Fuck you, SPLC....I was just starting to think you guys were kinda funny sometimes.
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[23:47:03] <Deucalion> Ehh.. seems that EFnet RBL includes ToR exit nodes.... that's a little unhelpful to mix them in with the open proxies and spamtrapped shit. Hey ho. Guess I could nix it and see how much abuse we suffer...
[23:47:38] <Jewcy> Deucalion, I wasn't asking for that though. maybe if we get a severe shitposting and spam problem
[23:48:28] <Jewcy> I meant to say, it prevents shitposting and spam.
[23:48:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing can prevent that
[23:48:43] <Deucalion> I'll deactivate that RBL, then if we get shitposted to hell and back it can be put back in place
[23:48:44] <Jewcy> Yeah, good point.
[23:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> besides, without shitposting this would be a very boring site
[23:49:02] <Jewcy> Yeah, good point.
[23:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should take it up, i just can't keep a straight face long enough.
[23:50:08] * TheMightyBuzzard sets a long h265 encode running to test his slightly overclocked cpu
[23:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was running too cool after i cleaned the pound of dust out of the heatsink and re-greased the cpu/heatsink interface.
[23:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> even oc'd and balls out it's only running like 47C
[23:52:13] <Deucalion> ok... rehashing the ircd... blame me if you all gets disconnected :D
[23:52:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, we're blaming bytram
[23:55:09] <Deucalion> OK - rehashed without the efnet rbl. Care to run your test again Jewcy ?
[23:55:14] <Jewcy> Yeah.
[23:55:34] <Deucalion> ironic that it would be the EF net RBL :D
[23:55:46] <Jewcy> Yeah, EF gotta be difficult
[23:55:52] <Jewcy> erry fucking time
[23:56:04] <Deucalion> tested it yet?
[23:56:13] <Jewcy> doin' it now
[23:56:51] <Deucalion> what CPU TMB?
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[23:57:33] <Lewcy> Yeah, it works now
[23:57:40] <Lewcy> Noice.
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