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[00:11:52] <SirFinkus> I think I'm going to transition from making house calls to just picking up and dropping off computers
[00:12:27] <SirFinkus> too much awkward downtime waiting for windows progress bars to fill at people's houses
[00:12:36] <SirFinkus> if I do it at home, I can at least masturbate
[00:16:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coal Companies Have Lost 99% of Their Value Since 2011 - http://sylnt.us - burned-by-market-forces
[00:24:31] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, way to play it would be to explain that there's an awful lot of waiting around during this kind of process... then give the customer the choice... either you sit in their house and they pay by the hour or you take it away and because you can run several in parallel, it be costing them less. Up to them then :D
[00:24:46] <SirFinkus> yeah, pretty much
[00:26:31] <Deucalion> Hard to make a buck doing that kind of job on fixed price as so much is dependent on the PC performance and the download speed... has to be time based charging if done on site or not worth bothering with
[00:27:03] <Deucalion> anyways... bed for me.
[00:27:33] <SirFinkus> night
[00:40:00] <arti> nite
[00:40:07] <paulej72> hola folks
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[00:41:07] <arti> greetings
[00:41:09] <paulej72> hola Popeidol
[00:41:30] <arti> wie gehts?
[00:42:03] <paulej72> I love it when code magically fixes itself
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[00:42:15] <arti> those languages are the best
[00:42:19] <arti> self healing solutions
[00:42:38] <arti> the language of late night sweat and panic
[00:42:52] <paulej72> I fixed the sub email code on Thursdau. But the script that sent the emails faile friday moringin
[00:43:13] <paulej72> I looked at it all and it should have worked.
[00:43:33] <paulej72> Today when I started to debug it, it worked fine
[00:43:58] <arti> fun
[00:44:07] * arti offers a beer
[00:44:21] <paulej72> must have been something resident in memory that did not kill itself
[00:44:24] <arti> it's -1 to INT but +1 to STR.
[00:45:38] <SirFinkus> and charisma
[00:45:57] <SirFinkus> but it only updates on your character sheet, it doesn't have an IRL effect
[00:47:02] <paulej72> shit the INT and STR whent right past me at first. I was thining integer and String
[00:47:45] <paulej72> I am thinking what the fuck language uses those abbreviations.
[00:47:56] <arti> hah
[00:48:10] <arti> paulej72++
[00:48:10] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 210
[01:06:47] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:06:47] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[01:14:39] <chromas> Candy of color
[01:32:12] <paulej72> Skittles are racist?
[01:41:34] <chromas> the Sarkeesian principle
[01:43:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> "everything's racist"?
[01:47:06] <chromas> yessir
[01:47:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Four of the Largest US Coal Companies Have Lost 99% of Their Value Since 2011 - http://sylnt.us - burned-by-market-forces || This Wednesday: Watch a Major Earthquake Test Shake a Six-Story Building - http://sylnt.us - shake-your-moneymaker
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[02:11:39] <arti> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[02:11:40] <Timmeh> ^ 03PICTURED: The mangled gate which Star Trek star Anton Yelchin, 27, was pinned against by his two TON Jeep when it rolled backwards and killed him in freak accident | Daily Mail Online
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[02:25:40] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[02:26:15] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:29:53] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nbcnews.com
[02:29:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:30:19] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:17:56] <Runaway1956> The internet is pretty sucky tonight. Took at least a minute to load an Ebay page
[03:18:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stargate Reeboot Trilogy Coming - http://sylnt.us - editor-knows-nothing-about-stargate
[03:59:42] <Bytram> Runaway1956: hmmm, have you checked the internet traffic report?
[04:00:19] <Bytram> http://internettrafficreport.com
[04:00:19] <Timmeh> ^ 03Network Overview /// Internet Traffic Report
[04:01:55] <arti> pretty neat: http://graphoverflow.com
[04:02:25] <Runaway1956> No, haven't done that - I have the suckiest ISP possible, so I always blame problems on the ISP Bytram
[04:02:39] <Runaway1956> This should give you an idea - https://www.facebook.com
[04:02:40] <Timmeh> ^ 03Log into Facebook | Facebook ( https://www.facebook.com )
[04:02:43] <arti> like when you stub your toe, due to high latency
[04:03:05] * Bytram avoids facebook whenever it's at all possible
[04:03:21] <Runaway1956> Understand that - but you need not log in to see the page
[04:04:31] <Runaway1956> The ISP is so inept that they ran fiber to the Wallace community - and only improved their internet by a very slim margin
[04:04:35] <Bytram> true, but even visiting there adds to their shadow profile -- based on user agent, IP address, browser version, installed fonts, etc. cf EFF panopticon
[04:05:25] <Bytram> arti: interesting 3d periodic table; they should update it with the new element names that were recently approved
[04:05:39] <arti> i agree
[04:05:40] * Bytram notes we had a story about it in the past week or two
[04:07:34] <Runaway1956> Just made a pot of coffee - but I think I'll take a nap before drinking it
[04:07:43] * Runaway1956 is getting old and lazy
[04:07:46] <Bytram> nod nod
[04:07:49] <Bytram> order is important
[04:08:08] <arti> which is why staticly typed languages will rule us
[04:09:06] <Bytram> the fox brown quick the dog lazy over jumps
[04:09:10] <Bytram> ;)
[04:09:30] <Bytram> at least that is how I remember my Dad explaining French grammar to me
[04:09:48] <arti> is this accurate?
[04:10:09] <Bytram> I dunno
[04:10:51] <Bytram> I occasionally have guests from canada (and rarely from france) and have never been corrected when I mentioned it to them, so I suspect it is not terribly wide of the mark
[04:11:34] <Bytram> would be interesting to see what google translate does in a full go-round from english -> french -> english "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
[04:11:57] <arti> i know german has the verb at the end type action
[04:12:12] <Bytram> I can attest to that
[04:13:22] <Bytram> it's been so long since I studied the language and so late atm, I can't come up with an example off the top of my head...
[04:13:59] <Bytram> it was known to be a sign of "scholarly" writing, where it was not uncommon to see a whole paragraph set up and the last 5-10 words being the verbs that tied it all together.
[04:15:13] <arti> lol
[04:15:17] <arti> twain would've loved that
[04:15:42] <Bytram> you've read his appendix about the german language
[04:15:43] <Bytram> ?
[04:16:00] <Bytram> an american abroad, iirc was the name of the book in which it appeared
[04:18:49] <Bytram> I think I downloaded a copy from project Gutenberg once... /me goes to look
[04:18:53] <arti> yes
[04:18:59] <arti> it's extremely amusing
[04:19:36] <Bytram> ATrampAbroad
[04:19:56] <Bytram> on project G. it's: 119-h.htm
[04:20:19] <Bytram> if memory serves, that means it';s the 119th book they 'published' there.
[04:20:51] <Bytram> ha! http://www.gutenberg.org
[04:20:51] <Timmeh> ^ 03A Tramp Abroad by Mark Twain - Free Ebook
[04:21:16] <Bytram> 1.1MB: http://www.gutenberg.org
[04:21:17] <Timmeh> ^ 03Captcha ( http://www.gutenberg.org )
[04:22:38] <arti> excellent work :)
[04:23:43] <Bytram> "The Awful German Language" -- http://www.gutenberg.org
[04:23:43] <Timmeh> ^ 03Captcha ( http://www.gutenberg.org )
[04:23:56] <Bytram> no question about it!
[04:24:43] <Bytram> it's also rather late and I need to get some shuteye... got a long day ahead of me tomorrow
[04:49:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stargate Reboot Trilogy Coming - http://sylnt.us - editor-knows-nothing-about-stargate
[05:20:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sokushinbutsu: The Art of Self-Mummification - http://sylnt.us - you-still-look-good-grandpa
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[05:50:57] <Borebie> "Game Developer Barbie"
[05:50:59] <Borebie> https://cnet2.cbsistatic.com
[05:51:31] <Borebie> Aposematism in the hair
[05:51:31] <Borebie> Problem glasses
[05:51:47] <Borebie> Dumpy-butted jeans to allow for extra airing-out of the roastie
[05:51:57] <Borebie> Mactrash laptop
[05:52:34] <Borebie> And, of course, the headphones for ignoring everybody during meetings to listen to Anita Sarkessian podcasts and theme songs of bad Anime shows.
[05:53:29] <Borebie> Please allow this horrible trend to die, and soon!
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[07:21:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 22 Injured in PA School Stabbing - http://sylnt.us - on-edge
[07:57:00] <crutchy> ~convert 116 F C
[07:57:02] <exec> 03116°F = 46.667°C
[07:57:14] <crutchy> fook that's a bit warmish~!
[07:57:22] <crutchy> http://edition.cnn.com
[07:57:22] <Timmeh> ^ 03Deadly heat wave hits southwest U.S. - CNN.com
[08:52:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The High Cost of Modern Medical Therapy - http://sylnt.us - how-much-is-your-life-worth?
[10:21:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:21:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2689
[10:25:15] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:25:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2690
[10:29:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, yer up early
[10:30:27] <cmn32480> nah.. always in this early on Monday
[10:32:47] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:32:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2691
[10:33:00] <crutchy> happy monday morning you latecomers :p
[10:33:43] <crutchy> i left the kettle on but you took so bloody long that i turned it off and went home
[10:34:04] <cmn32480> please feel free to take your Monday and shove it up your ass sideways
[10:34:08] <cmn32480> ~time crutchy
[10:34:10] <exec> Monday, 20 June 2016 @ 8:34 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[10:36:16] <crutchy> lol
[10:36:31] <crutchy> my mondays tend to shove themselves up my arse sideways :/
[10:37:05] <cmn32480> mine too
[10:37:11] <cmn32480> 'specially when I was here on Saturday
[10:37:48] <crutchy> ergh. damn that sucks
[10:44:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. still waiting on the coffee n pills to kick in. no coding yet
[10:47:10] * crutchy just opened winamp, hoping to build up some motivation...
[10:49:06] <cmn32480> 34 print jobs running on 6 printers and I'm supposed to clean this morning... thank God the coffee kicked in
[10:49:15] <cmn32480> *3 print jobs
[10:54:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Of Intel's Hardware Rootkit - http://sylnt.us - One-ring-to-bring-them-all-and-in-the-darkness-bind-them...
[10:56:18] <crutchy> that's no rootkit... uefi is very security n stuff
[10:56:38] <crutchy> s/uefi is very security n stuff/it's a space station/
[10:56:38] <sedctl> <crutchy> that's no rootkit... it's a space station
[10:57:31] <crutchy> oh its not even related to uefi... move along, nothing to see
[10:57:53] <boru> That doesn't nullify your statement by any means.
[10:58:35] <boru> UEFI is bloated, insecure garbage. The spec has more holes in it than Padre Pio.
[11:01:46] <crutchy> "It also runs a TCP/IP server on your network interface"
[11:02:04] <crutchy> seems unlikely that sort of thing would go unnoticed for long
[11:02:49] <crutchy> don't most hardware firewalls sniff for traffic like that?
[11:03:08] <crutchy> or maybe they have a special AMT exclusion
[11:04:58] <crutchy> seems like you could block it with a simple iptables script
[11:05:14] <crutchy> by only allowing traffic from a certain ip range out
[11:05:37] <crutchy> unless the AMT thing piggybacks on your current ip address
[11:05:40] <crutchy> hmm
[11:06:21] <crutchy> i guess it could find out your current ip by sniffing packets
[11:07:03] <boru> I typically use snort for that sort of thing.
[11:07:32] <crutchy> have you detected AMT traffic?
[11:07:45] <boru> I compile a netmap data plane device into my kernel, typically, write some snort rules, have it tell PF what to do.
[11:08:10] <boru> I don't have any machines where I'd be concerned about that sort of thing on those nets.
[11:08:28] <boru> I don't own many Inhell machines.
[11:08:56] <crutchy> wtf? "amt sniffing" in google turns up... not the sort of results i expected :/
[11:09:05] * boru chuckles.
[11:09:37] <crutchy> the computers at my work are even worse than dell... they're alienware
[11:09:43] <crutchy> dell slops
[11:12:00] <boru> Heh, I owned an alienware lappy before Dell bought them. It was a temporary LAN night machine; they stuck a desktop processor in it. You could cook your breakfast on it, and a few months after buying it, it somehow created an exothermic reaction hot enough to melt solder.
[11:12:20] <crutchy> ooh yummy
[11:12:20] <boru> I thought it was the battery (lion), but the housing seemed intact.
[11:12:48] <crutchy> at home i still got an old amd dual core
[11:13:06] <crutchy> its probably too old fart for all this privacy invasion stuff
[11:13:17] <crutchy> though wouldn't be surprised
[11:13:41] <boru> My gaming rig is an Inhell machine. It's still got a sandybridge hexcore in it, which I've OC'd to 5GHz (two multiplier steps above clocked with base clk == 100MHz)
[11:14:00] <boru> I had to tune the PCI and RAM clocks to make it work, which took some time, but it's rock solid.
[11:14:16] <crutchy> a sandycrack eh
[11:14:19] <crutchy> is that i5?
[11:14:24] * crutchy can't remember
[11:14:27] <boru> i7 -- 3930K.
[11:14:31] <crutchy> ah
[11:15:19] <crutchy> hmm. yeah overclocking an i5 to 5ghz would be no mean feat :p
[11:15:31] <boru> Water cooling at the very least,
[11:15:42] <boru> But yeah, the thermal density thereafter is just too much.
[11:15:59] <Runaway1956> Stop being mean to your I5's feat - that's just cruel.
[11:16:43] <crutchy> my work poota auto-overclocks to 4 ghz. not sure how much it could be pushed with watercooling. probably at least 4.5
[11:16:57] <crutchy> can't remember the model
[11:17:32] <Runaway1956> Only water cooling I have is my GPU -
[11:18:22] <Runaway1956> and my motorcycle, of course
[11:18:26] <boru> I have my GPU on a seperate loop. It's a 970GTX, also OC'd. It gets a bit too toasty to put in the same loop as the CPU.
[11:18:47] <crutchy> we use cad software at work (autodesk inventor) but that's probably nothing compared to games nowadays
[11:19:09] <boru> It depends. I've seen some complex PCB designs crush Quadro cards.
[11:19:18] <Runaway1956> I don't overclock the GPU - it's an EVGA Superclocked - I just let it run as it came from the factory
[11:19:20] <crutchy> only time i ever hear the fans work is when i'm running fea
[11:19:28] <Runaway1956> 980 TI
[11:19:31] <crutchy> and that's cpu onlky
[11:20:00] <crutchy> inventor's fea module is multithreaded which is kewel. gets the i7 cranked up to 100%
[11:20:36] <crutchy> most other programs are limited to 12% single core
[11:21:10] * Runaway1956 was considering an intel - but this story reminds me why I swore off of intel years ago - https://soylentnews.org
[11:21:11] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN article: Of Intel's Hardware Rootkit 04(9 comments)
[11:21:15] <boru> I give mine plenty of work, between large compiling and synthesis jobs.
[11:22:11] <boru> Logic synthesis, that is. Not that crazy protein stuff some of you get up to.
[11:22:42] <Runaway1956> Seriously, I would LIKE to have a fourth or fifth generation I7, but I don't like Intel's policies about tracking people
[11:22:52] <boru> Aye, dead on.
[11:23:31] <crutchy> they scare because they care
[11:24:22] <Runaway1956> http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com
[11:24:23] <Timmeh> ^ 03Intel Microsoft Are Tracking You Online As Well As Your ISP
[11:24:23] <boru> Hopefully RISC-V will become a big thing.
[11:24:35] <boru> Since Sparc is gone the way of the dinosaur.
[11:24:40] <boru> RISC-V is open, at least.
[11:24:54] <boru> You can just put the bitstream on an FPGA, even.
[11:24:58] <Runaway1956> Whoa - what happened to the dinos?
[11:25:03] * boru chuckles.
[11:28:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, yall been busy while i was answering email
[11:32:22] <boru> I tend to just delete email. If it's important, they'll come into the lab and find me.
[11:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> official site business. someone disgruntled about a mod-ban.
[12:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, yeah, ima need to do some reworking to which comments are counted as read
[12:25:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Medevac to the South Pole - http://sylnt.us - when-things-go-south
[12:29:16] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nytimes.com
[12:29:16] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[12:30:06] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nytimes.com
[12:30:06] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[12:30:19] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[12:30:22] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[12:30:31] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmm . . . .
[12:31:52] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.newsday.com
[12:31:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:32:14] <crutchy> ~title http://www.nytimes.com
[12:32:16] <exec> 133 New York Police Commanders Are Arrested on Corruption Charges - The New York Times - 03http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/21/nyregion/new-york-police-arrest.html?_r=0
[12:32:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:32:34] <crutchy> need to put the ~title code into the ~submit code
[12:32:58] <crutchy> the ~title code includes redirects and cookies and shit
[12:33:13] <Runaway1956> Oh-kay -
[12:33:35] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[12:33:36] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: China's New Supercomputer Uses a 260-Core Chip
[12:35:09] <crutchy> hmm 'big data analytics'
[12:36:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... hang tight...
[12:38:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh bleh, no, it's a redirect issue
[12:53:08] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/lib_http.php
[12:53:10] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[12:53:11] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/lib_http.php"
[12:53:23] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/submit.php
[12:53:25] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[12:53:25] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/submit.php"
[12:53:43] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[12:54:17] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[12:55:16] <crutchy> hmm. dunno wtf happened with the url in the submission there
[12:59:39] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/submit.php
[12:59:41] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[12:59:41] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/submit.php"
[12:59:56] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[13:00:02] <crutchy> will it let me submit again?
[13:00:11] <crutchy> or does rehash have a dupe detection?
[13:00:29] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[13:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, no dupe detection, no.
[13:02:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> not for subs anyway
[13:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i needa get some work done today but the roomie wants to yack my ear off
[13:03:31] <crutchy> lol
[13:03:47] <crutchy> could be worse
[13:03:53] <crutchy> at least its not yer missus :p
[13:04:14] <Runaway1956> Just take hold of his lower lip, pull it up over his head, and tell him to swallow
[13:44:56] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[13:52:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, he's leavin out for on-the-road work here directly and i'll have most of the rest of the week to get things done.
[13:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, looks like i did delete the wrong one. blerg.
[13:55:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[13:55:18] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[13:55:27] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes exec
[13:55:33] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[13:56:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec, you're broken again
[13:56:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, ^^
[13:56:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Homeless Antarctic Cores - http://sylnt.us - core-dump
[13:57:55] <crutchy> oh wat? is it using the old code still?
[13:58:23] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/submit.php
[13:58:25] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:58:25] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/submit.php"
[13:58:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, i put the correct url in as an editor's note on the old one. the new one didn't go through at all.
[13:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> said it did but no new sub
[13:59:10] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[13:59:18] <crutchy> sorry editors :|
[13:59:43] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[13:59:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh they ain't gotta see it unless they happen upon it before i nuke the old one
[13:59:55] * crutchy probably should put a ~submit origin=dev|prod switch or summin
[14:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> still not getting a new sub
[14:00:07] <crutchy> s/origin/target/
[14:00:07] <sedctl> <crutchy> probably should put a ~submit target=dev|prod switch or summin
[14:00:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, wouldn't hurt
[14:00:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> or ~submit debug url to send it to dev
[14:01:08] <crutchy> ooh good one
[14:06:35] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/submit.php
[14:06:37] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[14:06:37] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/submit.php"
[14:06:48] <crutchy> ~submit debug http://www.nytimes.com
[14:07:22] <exec> submission successful - https://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:07:59] <crutchy> hmm. dunno why exec's submission not showin up there
[14:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[14:08:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> try another url
[14:09:13] <crutchy> only displays that message if it finds "Thanks for the submission." in the response
[14:09:19] <crutchy> yeah
[14:09:36] <crutchy> ~submit debug https://soylentnews.org
[14:09:39] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[14:09:43] <crutchy> o.O
[14:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, we don't do that
[14:10:31] <crutchy> ~submit debug http://news.google.com.au
[14:10:32] <crutchy> &st=1&at=dt0
[14:10:34] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[14:10:35] <crutchy> derp
[14:10:41] <crutchy> stupid google
[14:10:57] <crutchy> ~submit debug http://www.news.com.au
[14:11:31] <exec> submission successful - https://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:14:21] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/submit.php
[14:14:22] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[14:14:23] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/submit.php"
[14:14:26] <crutchy> last change for tonight
[14:14:42] <crutchy> anyway, seems to work-ish-sorta
[14:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, still no new sub
[14:15:31] <crutchy> ~submit debug http://www.nytimes.com
[14:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, debug
[14:16:04] <exec> submission successful - https://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, i guess it just hates that url
[14:16:30] <crutchy> yeah
[14:16:33] <crutchy> :/
[14:16:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm dunno
[14:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> switch it to using the api before ya go to bed =P
[14:17:02] <crutchy> what's got me buggered is it worked earlier
[14:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[14:17:11] <crutchy> haha yeah i should do that eh
[14:17:17] <crutchy> maybe tomorrow
[14:18:07] <crutchy> got my little mud ai moving in steps
[14:18:17] <crutchy> gotta make him a bit more independent :p
[14:19:01] <crutchy> anyway, i'm off to bed
[14:19:03] <crutchy> o/
[14:21:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[14:23:50] <janrinok> crutchy, I saw it! I take it you don't actually want the sub regarding the police arrests processing?
[14:24:03] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, ^
[14:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, no that was an actual sub it was just buggy with the wrong url included and he was trying to fix it.
[14:24:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i put the correct url in the ed notes
[14:24:56] <janrinok> ok, not a story for me but someone else might like it. How's things anyway?
[14:25:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda a bleh day and i gotta get out and mow the yard soon too.
[14:25:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have high hopes for tomorrow though
[14:26:02] <janrinok> its raining heavily here at present - no cutting the grass for me!
[14:27:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> lucky duck you
[14:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, today sucks.
[14:59:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna bail and go mow the lawn
[15:27:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astronomers Detect Glitch in a Millisecond Pulsar - http://sylnt.us - 1-2-3-4-5-5-6-7
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[16:59:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Rules Against Apple Over iPhone Patent Claim - http://sylnt.us - what-a-surprise!
[17:04:45] <Runaway1956> TheMightyBuzzard - you still haven't fixed that glitch in the pulsar, and the humans are noticing it. You better tend to it before the Boss cuts off your coffee supply.
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[18:36:45] <cmn32480> fuck... 7 print jobs that have to be run..... .I only have 6 printers....
[18:38:43] <mythterj> Too bad nobody infented spoolers.....
[18:39:30] <cmn32480> they are all f**king huge
[18:41:02] <Runaway1956> Downloaded the movie Her (2013) - 45 minutes in, I'm wondering, "WTF is the point?"
[18:41:39] * Runaway1956 kills VLC and heads off to bed
[18:42:31] <mythterj> Maybe google it and have the pundits tell you, rather than rob each of us of 45 minutes appiece.
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[19:00:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Reveal Efficient Way to Degrade a Plastic Bag Into Liquid Fuel - http://sylnt.us - save-us-from-ourselves
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[19:05:35] <mechanicjay> At DockerCon16 this week.
[19:30:46] <chromas> there's a con just for docker?
[19:31:04] <chromas> do they laugh at the other container guys?
[19:31:23] * Subsentient enthusiastically sprays chunky orange vomit all over the walls, ceiling and floor
[19:32:54] * boru chuckles.
[19:35:52] <mechanicjay> chromas: There's like 4000 people here, it's kinda nuts actually.
[19:36:10] <mechanicjay> chromas: haven't heard anyone laughing at the other container platforms....yet.
[19:36:21] <boru> 4000 people who've never heard of jails.
[19:36:50] <chromas> shows how great docker is. they've managed to contain themselves
[19:36:59] <mechanicjay> boru: 4000 who can't be bothered to fight with jails
[19:37:01] <boru> I see what you did there.
[19:37:10] <boru> What's to fight?
[19:37:36] <boru> Too much documentation?
[19:38:25] <boru> Anyway, I'm mostly poking fun at the Lunix crowd. Pay no attention.
[19:38:25] <chromas> can you have jails within jails?
[19:38:37] <mechanicjay> boru: Developers don't have enough system level control, as well they shouldn't.
[19:38:43] <chromas> need recursion for…reasons
[19:39:10] <boru> Turtles all the way down, eh?
[19:39:16] <mechanicjay> also container, build once, run anywhere, is an attractive concept, divorcince the application from the hardware
[19:39:50] <mechanicjay> I'll be in and out all day, next session now. Be happy to debate this futher when I'm back.
[19:40:04] <boru> I have no need to debate, but thanks.
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[19:40:11] <chromas> You could probably also get that if they'd stop dicking around with the abis all day long
[19:41:05] <boru> Did docker fix that memory leak where processes weren't reaped because init didn't become the parent/session leader?
[19:41:45] <boru> I assume that they did, or are, at least, discussing it at their conference.
[19:42:04] * chromas moves that the idea of zombie processes should be scrapped
[20:31:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CloudFlare Suffered Major European Outage - http://sylnt.us - single-point-of-failure
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[21:20:54] <Subsentient> Mmm, zombie scraps...
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[22:02:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Space Telescope's Giant Gold Mirror Unveiled (April 29th) - http://sylnt.us - better-than-our-pocket-telescope
[22:12:18] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:12:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2692
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[22:43:16] <SirFinkus> http://www.nytimes.com
[22:43:17] <Timmeh> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[22:43:20] <SirFinkus> FUCKING CHRIST
[22:44:19] <SirFinkus> they don't even have to follow you around anymore waiting for your tire to hit a lane marker, or make up some story about you driving erratically
[22:47:02] <takyon> great
[22:51:26] <SirFinkus> but we'll finally catch all those terrorists though
[22:51:33] <SirFinkus> so I guess it's a sacrifice we'll have to maek
[22:52:49] <Deucalion> altogether now.... P O L eye see eeee STATE! :D
[22:54:33] <Deucalion> Though from what the internetz tells me (must be true), aren't traffic tickets how podunk town police depts fund themselves?
[22:55:00] * Deucalion toddles off to bed
[22:55:08] <SirFinkus> some of them
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[23:09:14] <takyon> a couple of towns were essentially speed traps with buildings
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[23:32:08] <Bytram> !uid
[23:32:08] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6268, owned by vista
[23:32:15] * Bytram shudders
[23:32:45] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[23:32:47] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 76°F, partly cloudy, wind S at 17 mph, humidity 52% - Monday scattered showers (65°F:81°F), Tuesday scattered showers (61°F:86°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (60°F:80°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (59°F:70°F)
[23:32:49] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[23:32:51] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 68°F, sunny, wind S at 14 mph, humidity 67% - Monday scattered showers (60°F:75°F), Tuesday scattered showers (55°F:82°F), Wednesday scattered showers (53°F:76°F), Thursday rain (54°F:69°F)
[23:32:54] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[23:32:56] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 79°F, sunny, wind S at 21 mph, humidity 50% - Monday scattered showers (58°F:86°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (48°F:78°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (48°F:69°F), Thursday partly cloudy (49°F:70°F)
[23:34:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Dominates TOP500 List, Leads With New 93 Petaflops Supercomputer - http://sylnt.us - #2