#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-19

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[00:28:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - xDedic – the eBay of Hacked Servers - http://sylnt.us - rated-five-stars-and-would-use-again
[00:34:19] <crutchy> brexit vote is like choosing between the rebels or the empire; if you go with the rebels you get freedom, but if you go with the empire you have a death star... i pitty the poor poms because death stars are cool
[00:37:14] <chromas> Go with the one that doesn't involve letting in thousands of raping migrants
[00:59:01] <crutchy> but... but... death star!
[00:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, who cares about a death star. they blow up if you look at them funny.
[01:00:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> be a rebel. learn the jedi mind trick. use it to pick up chicks.
[01:01:42] * TheMightyBuzzard waves his hand in front of him "you don't need to pay your bar tab. you can go about your business. move along"
[01:02:22] * chromas moves along with free beer from tmb's house
[01:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is no beer, only cider
[01:05:16] <chromas> /nick BeerBandit
[01:15:43] <crutchy> just gotta seal up those pesky exhaust ports
[01:16:15] <crutchy> its not like something the size of a moon would need any ventillation :p
[01:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> so yer thinking one enormous dutch oven?
[01:18:49] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure storm troopers don't have buttholes
[01:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab crutchy
[01:21:30] <Bender> Added quote 741
[01:21:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> that one's random enough sounding to preserve for posterity
[01:22:29] <crutchy> lol
[01:22:48] <crutchy> i sounded more sensible when i typed it
[01:23:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but it's going to sound awesome out of context
[01:23:21] <crutchy> lol
[01:23:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[01:23:33] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[01:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[01:23:47] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[01:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:23:56] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 69
[01:24:06] * crutchy wonders what the context of the paulej72 one was
[01:52:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, from here: http://stats.sylnt.us
[01:52:07] <Timmeh> ^✓ 03SoylentNews - PieSpy Relationship Map - #soylent
[01:53:44] <crutchy> that's a disturbing graph. exec is related to error, and SirFinkus is out on his own with a Jihad_of_jizz o.O
[01:53:46] <takyon> TMB
[01:54:00] <takyon> I'm about to email you the list of junk I got from the brewing supply store
[01:54:19] <takyon> what is this graph showing, mentions?
[01:54:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, basically who you talk to
[01:55:19] <takyon> I don't know this "1mb" mofo
[01:55:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen 1mb
[01:55:32] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen 1mb
[01:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen lmb
[01:55:40] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen lmb
[01:55:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[01:56:07] <takyon> looks like I'll be able to start the mead tomorrow. all I need is honey and the bucket
[01:57:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> easy to pick up. well not around here for the honey but the buckets are just buckets.
[01:57:40] <takyon> do I need to specify "food grade"?
[01:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd be better but i don't think a regular old bucket would hurt any.
[01:58:15] <crutchy> ~seen 1mb
[01:58:16] <takyon> tell that to next year's cancer diagnosis
[01:58:17] <exec> crutchy, 1mb not seen in #Soylent
[01:58:34] <crutchy> ~seen xlefay
[01:58:35] <exec> crutchy, xlefay not seen in #Soylent
[01:58:36] <takyon> brb
[01:58:43] <crutchy> ~last nick=xlefay
[01:58:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen ethanol-fueled
[01:58:47] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen ethanol-fueled
[01:58:49] <exec> 03[2014-09-02 08:16:2] #Soylent <xlefay> I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[01:59:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Online Loans Made in China Using Nude Pictures as Collateral - http://sylnt.us - blackmail-anyone?
[01:59:10] <crutchy> ~last nick=1mb
[01:59:14] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[01:59:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1mb isn't a valid irc nick anyway
[02:05:20] <takyon> nude pix are a valid collateral tho
[02:09:12] <takyon> time to look up this yeast
[02:09:43] <takyon> holy shit
[02:10:29] <julian> pfSense updates are killing my uptime :(
[02:10:44] <julian> 23 days since the last one
[02:11:39] <takyon> email sent, TheMightyBuzzard. I think you will be amused
[02:12:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, gonner read n then hit the sack i believe
[02:13:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> dig it. you gonna keep feeding it sugar until it hits 18%?
[02:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, you don't "need" to buy water unless your tap water sucks for taste.
[02:15:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> or if it has higher than is safe amounts of chlorine
[02:16:22] <takyon> ill look it up
[02:16:24] <Runaway1956> Chlorine will evaporate off of your water, if you just put it into an open container for a couple hours
[02:16:41] <takyon> I doubt I'm going to feed it more sugar
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[02:16:53] <takyon> that's what the honey is for, right?
[02:17:01] <takyon> or is it just gonna destroy the sweetness
[02:17:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but it won't hit 18% off that honey. prolly around 12%
[02:17:34] <chromas> I think it was "tmb" with weird font rendering
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[02:18:32] <takyon> so all the actual fermentation happens in the first 7 days in the bucket right? since I trying not to transfer yeast into the secondary?
[02:18:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully, it's easy to make dry wines/meads. just let em eat all the sugar.
[02:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, the vast majority of it, yes. you'll transfer (and want to) suspended yeast when you rack it off into the carboy though.
[02:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> you do NOT want the yeast that's settled to the bottom though.
[02:20:04] <takyon> k
[02:20:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto when bottling from the carboy
[02:20:15] <chromas> are those the yeast corpses?
[02:20:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[02:20:21] <chromas> or poops
[02:20:28] <takyon> yeah my bottling process so far is going to be... putting it into 6 milk jugs
[02:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yeast poops alcohol
[02:20:39] <chromas> milk juggs
[02:20:45] <chromas> what does it pee?
[02:20:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> same stuff
[02:20:58] <takyon> the good news is that I'm going to make gallons of yogurt with the milk
[02:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> runny poop
[02:21:05] <chromas> mmm, liquid bread
[02:22:10] <takyon> so if I want to try to up the abv to 18%, do I dump some boiled sugar water into the secondary fermenter periodically?
[02:22:39] <takyon> *boiling-hot syrup
[02:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> just if you see yourself start to pick up yeast off the bottom, go ahead and throw the rest of the booze in the carboy away. it's not worth trying to save.
[02:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, your 2ndary should be too full for that
[02:23:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> you do that in the primary stage
[02:23:29] <takyon> " go ahead and throw the rest of the booze in the carboy away. it's not worth trying to save." <- I don't get this statement
[02:23:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'll end up with a sweet mead if you put too much sugar in, which isn't really a bad thing.
[02:23:50] <takyon> if It's not worth trying to save, why would I be throwing it into the carboy
[02:24:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, when you can't get any more booze out without getting yeast too, stop and dump the carboy outside. you're done bottling.
[02:24:42] <takyon> oh I get it
[02:24:48] <takyon> "bottling"
[02:24:51] <takyon> more like milk jugging
[02:25:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatever works, yo
[02:25:12] <takyon> thanks for all your help
[02:25:27] <takyon> I'd invite you over for a drink, but you live far away
[02:25:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> you betcha. good news is mead tastes good even with bread yeast. it's hard to screw up enough that it ain't tasty.
[02:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you just wanna bump the ABV% up, put like a pound of sugar in for four days starting the third day in the primary bucket.
[02:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> that should bump you up enough to put you into max ABV for that yeast and leave you with a sweet mead.
[02:28:12] <chromas> abv so high the yeast drown in their own pee
[02:28:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> or you could just use like four more pounds of honey
[02:28:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, pretty much, yep.
[02:28:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> do it a bit at a time though to keep from getting too high a sugar concentration. that can cause fermentation to stick.
[02:31:02] <takyon> a pound of sugar each day?
[02:31:20] <takyon> fuck yeah, i will do that
[02:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of these days i'll teach you of the wonders of applejack. when you've tasted it you'll praise my name. when you've lived through a hangover from it you'll curse it instead.
[02:31:23] <takyon> can I use brown sugar?
[02:31:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could but i wouldn't
[02:31:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> wrong flavor for mead. might work in cider though
[02:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, i say 4lbs because that works out nicely with how sugar comes in 4lb sacks. it may or may not push you into sweet mead and max abv territory but it will definitely put you closer.
[02:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> would need a hydrometer to know for sure.
[02:35:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, don't stir when you add the sugar. just dump it in like a cup at a time throughout the day.
[02:35:44] <takyon> it sounds good enough to me
[02:35:47] <takyon> will do
[02:36:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'm off to bed. later baters.
[02:36:25] <takyon> later
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[03:54:30] <crutchy> ~confuchsius
[03:54:40] <crutchy> ~confucious
[03:54:45] <crutchy> ~list
[03:54:46] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[03:54:46] <exec> ~! ~addr ~api ~arthur ~aur ~bday ~butt ~calc ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~forex ~fortune ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-feed ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~grab ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse
[03:54:46] <exec> ~openthepodbaydoors ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~quote ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~romajidesu ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~sneak ~sneak-server ~staff ~stash ~story-search ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~unstash ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs ~welcome ~wget
[03:54:46] <exec> ~wiki ~wiki-privmsg ~youtube ~yt
[03:54:59] <crutchy> ~confucius
[03:55:01] <exec> Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.
[03:55:05] <crutchy> ~confucius
[03:55:07] <exec> Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.
[04:00:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Crashed Computer at the US Air Force Wiped Out a Decade's Worth of Data - http://sylnt.us - nobody-backs-stuff-up-anymore
[04:03:12] <crutchy> what the shit? https://soylentnews.org
[04:03:13] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
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[04:32:08] <SirFinkus_> Woohoo live music is the best
[04:32:38] <SirFinkus_> Seeing my guitar teachers band
[04:32:49] <SirFinkus_> They're nailing it
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[04:51:42] <crutchy> dude, this aint twitter
[04:52:49] <chromas> it's better. higher per-message character limit #Hashtag #NotAllChars #TwatLivesMatter
[04:53:11] <crutchy> true
[04:53:38] <crutchy> and you can click on hashtags and open up whole new worlds!
[04:59:48] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[04:59:48] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[05:00:14] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[05:23:40] <Runaway1956> eclean kernel
[05:24:40] <chromas> tmb's favorite has been pushing for that + arming gays the last couple days
[05:26:20] <chromas> We should learn a lesson from the east Asian stereotypes and make everyone learn martial arts
[05:31:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DMCA Wins Big in Record Label Lawsuit Against Vimeo - http://sylnt.us - take-THAT-record-company!
[05:55:53] <SirFinkus> fuck you crutchy
[05:56:25] <SirFinkus> as if your Confucius say shit is more interesting
[06:50:08] <chromas> But did you glasshole the performance and upload it to the internet?
[07:14:55] <chromas> ooh, it's day of the patriarchy? Anyone up for some oppression?
[07:33:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Antarctica Hits Highest CO2 Level in 4 Million Years - http://sylnt.us - we're-officially-toast
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[08:43:36] <Gravis> deceptive title! https://soylentnews.org
[08:43:37] <Timmeh> ^ 03SN article: DMCA Wins Big in Record Label Lawsuit Against Vimeo 04(4 comments)
[08:43:54] <Gravis> the DMCA didn't win anything, Vimeo won
[09:04:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ammon, Idaho: City-Owned Fiber; Service Providers Compete (Pilot Program) - http://sylnt.us - internet-as-it-should-be
[09:16:37] <Runaway1956> That borders on pedantry, Gravis. Another person might say you crossed the line into pedantry. The idea that the DMCA protects content providers "won".
[09:40:15] <Gravis> Runaway1956: pedantry? this is basic sentance construction. from the title i have no idea who actually won the case.
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[09:53:33] <Runaway1956> Yay - I've updated both the kernel and the video driver on my linux - without a problem
[09:54:08] <Runaway1956> life is sweet when everything works as it should - it really sucks when those things go sour
[10:01:14] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[10:01:15] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:01:40] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:02:00] <Runaway1956> She's rather homely - so she is probably guilty
[10:06:06] <Runaway1956> I'm not sure if there's some trickery involved in this video - hiding a rifle in your trousers, along with all those clips ought to make his pants bulge and bag out
[10:06:13] <Runaway1956> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[10:06:13] <Timmeh> ^ 03Chilling video shows how easy it is to hide an AR-15 | Daily Mail Online
[10:19:30] <Runaway1956> This from the "You ain't gonna believe this shit" department
[10:19:34] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[10:19:39] <Timmeh> ^ 03Slim chance: Naked detainee escapes jail via tiny window for food delivery (VIDEO) — RT Viral ( https://www.rt.com )
[10:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:20:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2685
[10:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> fathers++
[10:20:36] <Bender> karma - fathers: 1
[10:29:40] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[10:30:13] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[10:37:22] <Runaway1956> Holy shit - http://www.cnn.com
[10:37:23] <Timmeh> ^ 03Man facing sex charge after 12 girls found at his home - CNN.com
[10:38:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> were they old enough to send after smokes n booze when he ran out?
[10:39:25] <Runaway1956> Some of them, yes - others no - the oldest 18 years old, and the mother of two, the youngest six months
[10:39:47] <Runaway1956> It ain't clear where all the other girls came from, but the eldest was "gifted" to him
[10:40:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> well you can't really count his own kids
[10:41:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean pretty much every father lives with his own kids. unless he's black then he has 80/20 odds that he doesn't.
[10:41:38] <Runaway1956> You sure about that? The whole thing looks weird as hell. 'Course, I wasn't there, so I don't know
[10:42:21] <Runaway1956> Could be that all of the girls except the 18 year old are his kids . . .
[10:43:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> well the 18yo is a sticky situation. could have been legal breeding age when they started depending on the state.
[10:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> the rest, yeah, that probably bears looking into.
[10:44:47] <Runaway1956> Don't think so - the story implies that he started banging her when she was 14 - whatever age she was, she's 18 now, and the mother of two, so almost certain it was before she reached 16
[10:45:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> breeding age is a state thing. does vary some.
[10:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like since i grew up all states have raised it to at least 16 but i remember it being 13-14 when i was a teenager in different places.
[10:47:40] <Runaway1956> You are right, of course - I remember the same
[10:48:05] <Runaway1956> Also - a woman was considered an adult, no matter her age, if she was married
[10:48:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'18 here in TN nowadays
[10:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[10:48:58] <Runaway1956> Odd - I ran updates this morning, suddenly HTML5 videos are working in Firefox - never did before
[10:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cousin of mine married a 15yo chick back about twenty years ago when he was out of school.
[10:49:16] <Runaway1956> 'Course, Flash still doesn't work - I don't have it installed
[10:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, odd. they should have been working for a good while now.
[10:50:19] <Runaway1956> I simply never could get them to work - when I wanted to watch a video, I switched over to one of the Chrome-like browsers
[10:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky. they worked for me when i let them past noscript for years now.
[10:51:45] <Runaway1956> Oh - I should point out that this is a recent installation - before I nuked from orbit, I had video working in Firefox
[10:53:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, roger
[10:55:52] <Runaway1956> 185 days to go . . . .
[10:56:06] <Runaway1956> https://days.to
[10:56:07] <Timmeh> ^ 03How many days until Winter 2016?
[10:56:30] <Runaway1956> It's summer - we have to damned many pets - fleas are getting out of hand again
[10:56:39] <Runaway1956> Time to spray everything
[10:58:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> suck. we don't get to spray cause our neighbor has outdoor cats. then again we don't have pets to wag anything in either.
[11:02:48] * TheMightyBuzzard quickly debates coding today then decides against it
[11:05:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.breitbart.com
[11:05:22] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's gonna chap some hippie asses
[11:05:40] <Gravis> Runaway1956: so, some idiot does something stupid to inflame racial tensions that does potential harm is news worthy but a football player that orcestrated a gang rape that does actual harm isn't news worthy?
[11:05:47] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:06:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Could Snowden be a Russian Spy? - http://sylnt.us - Betteridge-says-"No."
[11:11:41] <Runaway1956> Huh, wut, Gravis ??? When and where did I say that the football fool wasn't newsworthy?
[11:12:04] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you didn't submit it as news did you?
[11:12:38] <Runaway1956> I suppose it only fair to point out that the football fool only did harm to one person at a time - the silly bitch trying to incite a riot could have hurt hundreds in one swoop
[11:12:55] <Runaway1956> Gravis - did you submit the rape story?
[11:13:09] <Gravis> Runaway1956: neither are newsworthy
[11:13:16] <Gravis> Runaway1956: it's just the same old crap
[11:13:20] <Runaway1956> Then, don't read them
[11:13:43] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i wouldn't if you didn't submit it
[11:13:58] <Gravis> Runaway1956: don't submit garbage
[11:14:12] <Runaway1956> So - you woke up grouchy, and you're gonna take it out on me?
[11:14:34] <Runaway1956> I'm calling your mom, I've had enough of your silly shit
[11:14:56] <Runaway1956> Give me the number to the penitentiary again, alright?
[11:16:09] <Gravis> Runaway1956: cute. now just stop being racist.
[11:16:24] <Runaway1956> WTF is racist about that story?
[11:16:41] <Runaway1956> I didn't make the bitch black, did I?
[11:16:55] <Runaway1956> It would have been the same story if it were a white bitch.
[11:18:22] * Runaway1956 considers upgrading to Gravis 4.6 - upgrading LInux went well
[11:19:11] * Runaway1956 has an inspirational moment!
[11:19:16] <Runaway1956> Gravis - are you black?
[11:19:36] <Gravis> why? do you think i am?
[11:20:04] <Runaway1956> I figure that if you are NOT black, then you have to be a self-loathing white dude
[11:20:18] <Runaway1956> Your sure ain't Wetxican
[11:20:30] <Gravis> it can only be one or the other, eh?
[11:20:43] <Runaway1956> I will NOT believe that you are Asian
[11:21:12] <Runaway1956> So, we have white, black, red, or yellow - you ain't the latter two - you gotta be one of the former two
[11:21:24] <Gravis> i can't just be someone who is tired or old ass racists constantly trying to make problems?
[11:21:42] <Runaway1956> Sounds to me like you're the problem
[11:22:39] <Runaway1956> Maybe you think that the US constitution guarantees you the right to "not be offended" or something?
[11:22:47] <Runaway1956> Let me look that up . . . .
[11:23:02] <Runaway1956> Nope - can't find it!
[11:23:19] <Gravis> no, i'm just tired of the never ending racism.
[11:23:51] <Gravis> that stupid bitch is going to jail. you, can't say the same.
[11:23:57] <Runaway1956> Sounds like you're the racist - I submitted a story, you took exception to it - YOU noticed that the black bitch is black - I only noticed that she's a bitch
[11:24:40] <Runaway1956> The story was "inciting to riot" - it wasn't about "black lives matter" or anything like that
[11:24:49] <Gravis> mhmm
[11:25:09] <Gravis> Runaway1956: there are racist undertones to just about everything you do
[11:25:20] <Runaway1956> You should probably go to the bathroom, and unwad your panties
[11:25:48] * Runaway1956 prefers the overtones
[11:26:20] <Runaway1956> TheMightyBuzzard is probably laughing his ass off at both of us
[11:26:31] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you should just die with rest of your racist-ass generation
[11:26:49] <takyon> what a thing to log in to, lel
[11:27:08] <Runaway1956> See how hateful you are? All I've done here, is try to be helpful - like suggesting you change your underwear
[11:27:12] <Runaway1956> You want me to die
[11:27:18] <Runaway1956> You're just hateful.
[11:27:33] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you will die. it has nothing to do with what i want.
[11:27:47] <Runaway1956> I didn't even wish for the riot inciter to die, now did I?
[11:27:50] <takyon> not if he partakes in the services of Alcor
[11:28:21] <Runaway1956> Hateful, hateful, shame shame, shame
[11:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, nah, i was debugging my minecraft server
[11:29:06] <Runaway1956> What a relief - you weren't laughing at us
[11:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should though. Gravis isn't an sjw, he just plays one while trolling.
[11:30:02] <takyon> "Sad!"
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[11:30:48] <Runaway1956> You mean to say that Gravis doesn't really give a small damn about the innocent black folk who are exploited by all of us evil white people?
[11:30:55] <Runaway1956> I'm shocked!
[11:31:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[11:31:35] <Gravis> color determines nothing. actions determine everything.
[11:32:08] <Runaway1956> That's exactly what I said, Gravis - I reported some broad who was inciting a riot. I never mentioned her color.
[11:32:39] <Runaway1956> I'm so glad that you have begun to see things my way, Gravis
[11:33:04] <Gravis> Runaway1956: the problem isn't what you submitted, it's that you selected it out of all the other garbage on that site.
[11:33:16] <takyon_> are we complaining about RT?
[11:33:42] <Runaway1956> I am a selective individual - that's why I registered for Selective Service in 1974
[11:34:02] <Gravis> Runaway1956: yes, you are selective. it's called racism.
[11:34:20] <Runaway1956> It's also why I bought a Selectric whan I could afford it
[11:34:44] * Runaway1956 thinks Gravis is prejudiced against me and the white race
[11:34:49] <takyon_> TheMightyBuzzard: what's stopping the primary fermenter (bucket + cheesecloth) from getting contaminated during the 7 days it is active? The fact that it is only 7 days? It's suspiciously like an old failed setup I used once. Can I put a lid lightly over the cloth?
[11:35:42] <Runaway1956> Takyon - you want it to get contaminated by something - that's where the flavor comes from
[11:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, the towel or cheesecloth over the top of it
[11:36:05] <Runaway1956> hell, man, you're feeding something like a germ, and harvesting it's bodily waste -
[11:36:17] <takyon_> I'm not attempting to use "wild" yeast or anything, Runaway1956
[11:36:18] <Runaway1956> what are you worried about contamination for?
[11:36:28] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[11:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> it needs oxygen during primary fermentation so you gotta let it have some
[11:36:40] <takyon_> Runaway1956, you're so tolerant
[11:36:56] * Runaway1956 wipes the tears from his eyes
[11:37:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> the towel/cheesecloth will keep germs out unless it's one you used to dry your stinky ass with or something
[11:37:53] <takyon_> maybe I'll cut a hole in a lid and put that over the cloth. could keep it from accidentally getting knocked off
[11:38:08] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: seems you don't understand microbes
[11:39:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, the variable surface of a towel traps most of them. the few that do get through don't reproduce fast enough to outpace the yeast
[11:39:45] <takyon_> fungi vs. bacteria: the brewenating
[11:39:50] <Runaway1956> Wait - the yeast are FUCKING in there?
[11:40:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, you drink water and fish fuck and shit in it all the time.
[11:40:27] <takyon_> (meme emoji)
[11:40:30] <Runaway1956> No way, man, I drink coffee!
[11:40:34] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[11:40:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2686
[11:40:41] <takyon_> tea++
[11:40:41] <Bender> karma - tea: 553
[11:40:46] <Runaway1956> ain't no fish fucking in my coffee pot
[11:40:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[11:41:10] <takyon_> not when you're looking
[11:42:13] * Runaway1956 is disappointed that Gravis didn't point out that yeast reproduce asexually - no fucking going on in your home brew
[11:42:38] <takyon_> self-fucking
[11:42:59] <Runaway1956> Is masturbation the same as fucking? I never thought so . . .
[11:44:15] <takyon_> let's see how bad the queue looks
[11:44:53] <takyon_> let's see where the "is snowden a russian spy" story is going
[11:45:29] <Runaway1956> 17 comments . . .
[11:46:13] <takyon_> that reminds me that Greenwald had a pretty inflammatory column about the Orlando shooter I wanted to submit
[11:46:28] <takyon_> this one: https://www.washingtonpost.com
[11:46:29] <Timmeh> ^ 03The FBI was right not to arrest Omar Mateen before the shooting - The Washington Post
[11:46:59] <takyon_> Greenwald, sticking to his... guns
[11:47:02] <Runaway1956> Well, they didn't even arrest him after the shooting!
[11:47:08] <takyon_> kek
[11:48:23] <takyon_> got a drug spam in the submissions list
[11:49:29] <Runaway1956> Just in time, I'm running out of drugs
[11:50:30] <takyon_> *meds
[11:54:11] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that is a much better explaination than "will keep germs out"
[11:56:56] * Runaway1956 does the dishes
[11:57:08] * Runaway1956 frets over the possibility that he is pussy whipped
[11:57:19] <Gravis> “Due process is what’s killing us right now,” proclaimed Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin
[11:57:44] <Gravis> wow. this guy should be punched.
[11:58:06] <takyon_> how hard?
[11:58:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, true but it takes longer to type.
[11:58:20] <Runaway1956> What is actually killing us is, we're a bunch of pussies who are afraid of "offending" some Muslims
[11:58:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, snowflakes not muslims
[11:59:16] <Runaway1956> It's summer time, TMB - it's hard for me to imagine a snowflake right now
[11:59:21] <Gravis> Runaway1956: it's funny because "radical islam terrorism" kills more muslims than any other religion
[11:59:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> real muslims don't get offended any easier than real americans
[11:59:46] <Runaway1956> See what I mean, Gravis ? Even the Muslims are afraid to offend Muslims!
[12:00:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.breitbart.com
[12:00:21] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:00:46] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:01:14] <takyon_> stop triggering me with all these conservative news site subs
[12:01:25] <takyon_> it's a sea of fox, RT, and breitbart in there
[12:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know, right? gewg_ has been falling down on the job.
[12:02:05] <Runaway1956> But, Takyon - MSM isn't fit to post, what other choice do we have?
[12:02:39] <Gravis> MSM?
[12:02:40] <takyon_> post MSM and mock it
[12:02:44] <takyon_> MSMBC
[12:02:56] <Runaway1956> Lemme help you out with a Canadian submission - - -
[12:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> it does the snowflakes good to be exposed to divergent views anyway.
[12:03:06] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.ctvnews.ca
[12:03:07] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:03:09] <Gravis> takyon: you mean MSNBC?
[12:03:32] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:03:38] <takyon_> too dank for you Gravis
[12:03:47] <Runaway1956> Divergent? Don't they execute people for being divergent? I saw that in a movie . . .
[12:04:01] <Gravis> dank
[12:04:01] <Gravis> daNGk/Submit
[12:04:01] <Gravis> adjective
[12:04:01] <Gravis> disagreeably damp, musty, and typically cold.
[12:04:13] <takyon_> Runaway1956: not sure if your Rule 41 submissions are a dupe of a story that ran this week. Will check right now.
[12:04:20] <takyon_> at any rate I've merged the two
[12:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, ya they made a couple more in that franchise too. direct to dvd or something though.
[12:04:35] <Gravis> takyon: i'm not sure what you are trying to convey
[12:04:59] <Runaway1956> Fight Club, Rule 41
[12:05:01] <takyon_> https://www.urbandictionary.com
[12:05:02] <Timmeh> ^ 03Urban Dictionary, June 19: outercourse ( https://www.urbandictionary.com )
[12:05:31] <takyon_> "potent"
[12:06:29] <Gravis> takyon: i'm not sure how saying MSNBC is "potent"
[12:07:00] <Runaway1956> He's looking for the antonym, I think: impotent
[12:07:05] <takyon_> you need to keep up with the memes, Grav
[12:07:12] <takyon_> I mean, times
[12:07:40] <Gravis> takyon: hey, i read the M-W dictionary just like everyone else.
[12:08:35] <Gravis> takyon: your "social media" just isn't cool enough for the dictionary
[12:09:43] * takyon_ shrugs
[12:10:39] <Runaway1956> news that matters - http://www.nbcnews.com
[12:10:39] <Timmeh> ^ 03Two Dead, Three Hurt in Biker Shootout in Ohio - NBC News
[12:10:55] <takyon_> I've got the rule 41 story set to go out. It can go out even if it is a dupe since half of it is about an EFF call to action on June 21
[12:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> memes don't need individual definition, the word meme is already defined and covers them all.
[12:10:56] <Runaway1956> Why do bikers keep killing each other? They're as bad as black folk.
[12:11:08] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you didnt' submit it
[12:11:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, everyone gets bored
[12:11:27] <Runaway1956> The biker story? I didn't intent to submit it
[12:11:39] <Gravis> Runaway1956: exactly my pointl.
[12:11:50] <Runaway1956> So, submit it Gravis
[12:12:03] <Gravis> it's a non-story
[12:12:10] * Runaway1956 offers Gravis a "quityerbitchin" pill
[12:13:56] <Gravis> Runaway1956: Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
[12:14:06] <Gravis> You must think I'm a joke
[12:14:20] <Gravis> I ain't gonna be part of your system
[12:14:30] <Gravis> Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins
[12:14:31] <Runaway1956> actually - I do confess - I think Gravis is something of a joke
[12:15:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> knock-knock or pun?
[12:15:11] * Runaway1956 hopes Gravis isn't offended by his honesty
[12:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally i prefer puns. mostly cause my brain functions not in a manner so as to create them myself.
[12:16:04] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you fail. :) https://youtu.be
[12:16:05] <Timmeh> ^ 03Threw It On The Ground - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[12:18:32] <takyon_> YouTube, isn't that one of those dadgummed "social media" sites?
[12:19:16] <Gravis> takyon: no, it's a place to pirate music. mpaa said it was so
[12:19:50] <Runaway1956> So - the point of that video is - Gravis wants to be tasered in the butthole? To strange for me . . .
[12:20:18] <Gravis> Runaway1956: the point is you missed the reference. :)
[12:20:39] <Gravis> Runaway1956: welcome to the real world, jackass.
[12:20:40] <Runaway1956> Don't be so obscure - I'm aging after all
[12:23:20] <takyon_> inb4 everyone is aging and everyone is going to die
[12:23:41] * Runaway1956 considers a walk through the rain locker - then maybe a trip to see what the People of Walmart are up to - https://www.youtube.com
[12:23:42] <Timmeh> ^ 03PEOPLE OF WALMART 3 - YouTube
[12:25:12] <takyon_> isn't there a blog for still images of "people of walmart"
[12:29:17] <Gravis> takyon_: pff. i already beat you to it. <Gravis> Runaway1956: you will die. it has nothing to do with what i want.
[12:29:45] <takyon_> I was just getting in there before you reiterated it
[12:30:37] <Gravis> fair nuff
[12:30:54] <Gravis> my INI parser is working. :D
[12:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not INI, that's INI with hippie stuff stapled on.
[12:34:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> real men use binary config files. and read/write them with ed.
[12:37:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Britain had a Plan that Could Have put a Man in Space by 1951 - http://sylnt.us - world-of-could-have-beens
[12:47:00] <takyon_> https://www.youtube.com
[12:47:01] <Timmeh> ^ 03[YTP] Super Circumcision - YouTube
[12:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, looks like libx265 is really speeding up. i can encode around 80% realtime now.
[12:51:47] <takyon_> what processor
[12:52:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> amd phenom2 x6 1090t
[12:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> six or seven years old.
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[14:09:56] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:09:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2687
[14:10:59] <Bytram> So, it encodes *faster*... but what about the *quality*? Does it look just as good or are there more/less artifacts?
[14:11:05] <Bytram> !uid
[14:11:06] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6265, owned by harryt
[14:11:34] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:11:36] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 72°F, mostly sunny, wind S at 9 mph, humidity 53% - Sunday sunny (59°F:81°F), Monday sunny (62°F:82°F), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (63°F:86°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (60°F:81°F)
[14:11:40] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:11:41] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 69°F, mostly sunny, wind S at 11 mph, humidity 66% - Sunday mostly sunny (57°F:75°F), Monday sunny (58°F:73°F), Tuesday scattered showers (56°F:78°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (53°F:74°F)
[14:11:48] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[14:11:50] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 75°F, mostly sunny, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 46% - Sunday mostly cloudy (60°F:87°F), Monday sunny (57°F:87°F), Tuesday rain (49°F:77°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (47°F:68°F)
[14:20:28] <Bytram> and with that, I need to head off to work
[14:20:35] <Bytram> have a great day everyone!
[14:20:42] <Bytram> happy farther's day!
[14:20:48] <Bytram|away> quit
[14:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram|away, i'll let ya know. i encoded at crf=28 vs the crf=19 of the h264 source. there was noticable quality loss. trying again at crf=23 which is where i normally encode anyway.
[14:37:59] <Runaway1956> How do you get uptime from Windows 7? I tried it a couple days ago, and it didn't recognize the command
[14:38:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GitHub Attacker Launched Massive Login Campaign Using Stolen Passwords - http://sylnt.us - whoops,-I-did-it-again...
[14:39:29] <Runaway1956> A quick google suggests that I download someone's app to tell me - when I know the app is just asking Windows what I want to ask it myself
[14:41:30] <Runaway1956> systeminfo | find "Boot Time"
[14:43:34] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I guess that works alright - unless the numbers get big - but this is Windows. Two or three days uptime is all I ever see on Windows.
[14:45:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i generally see a week on linux. i update my system on the weekends and it often includes a kernel update.
[14:45:06] <Runaway1956> This works equally well - actually a little faster - net statistics server
[14:45:34] <Runaway1956> My Linux stays up for as long as the electricity lasts, generally
[14:46:30] <Runaway1956> Power outage, I have to fsck, then reboot, then I usually do updates and reboot again.
[14:47:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like my shat to have current security updates. no point running linux to be secure if you're gonna let those slide.
[14:48:36] * Runaway1956 wonders if there is any food that he doesn't have to spend 1/2 hour cooking . . . .
[14:49:05] * Runaway1956 steals the bot's lunches
[14:55:15] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh - powershell script for uptime - think I'll download it to the VM and test it
[15:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, little less than half the original size with no noticeable new artifacts at crf=23 vs crf=19, h265 vs h264. same audio, so that's even better than it sounds.
[16:08:44] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you could always use unix utilities for windows. http://unxutils.sourceforge.net
[16:08:45] <Timmeh> ^ 03Native Win32 ports of some GNU utilities
[16:09:57] <Gravis> better link: https://sourceforge.net
[16:09:58] <Timmeh> ^ 03UnxUtils download | SourceForge.net
[16:10:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Claims Exascale by 2020, Three Years Before U.S. - http://sylnt.us - mine's-bigger-than-yours
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[17:04:02] <n1> cmn32480 !!
[17:41:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DaChip8JS - My C# Chip-8 Interpreter Running in the Browser - http://sylnt.us - JavaScript-was-there
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[18:05:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://variety.com
[18:05:43] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:06:08] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[19:11:51] <SoyCow1077> Any editors in the house? The "Pending Stories" list is empty.
[19:12:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - With Rule 41, Little-Known Committee Proposes to Grant New Hacking Powers to the Government - http://sylnt.us - rule-41-of-the-Internet
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[20:28:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube pumped up kicks
[20:28:05] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
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[20:43:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Running Shoes Alter Your Foot Physiology - http://sylnt.us - walk-it-off
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[21:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.nydailynews.com
[21:04:09] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[21:04:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, manually then
[21:05:56] * n1 sigh
[21:07:48] <chromas> this was obviously orchestrated by the pro-gun lobby
[21:09:15] <chromas> And did you notice he wasn't wearing running shoes? He didn't want to alter his physiology
[21:09:33] <chromas> kid knows things
[21:13:29] <n1> lol
[21:13:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> not how to stab apparently. nobody was killed.
[21:13:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yet anyway.
[21:14:19] <chromas> Well clearly we need more stab-centered video games
[21:14:20] <n1> need to make that a comment on the eventual story, so you can get a +1 insightful
[21:14:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was planning on going with some snark involving assault butcher knives
[21:15:06] <chromas> Make a script that replays our irc comments to sn
[21:15:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we like to pretend we have a little more class on the site
[21:15:40] <chromas> Swiss army knives: why so many tools?
[21:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[21:15:41] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 37
[21:16:11] <chromas> Or other pocket knives with multiple blades. How many people do you really need to stab at once?
[21:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> all of them, duh
[21:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i might wanna open a bottle of wine while i'm at it
[21:17:03] <chromas> that's what teeth are for
[21:18:01] <chromas> Oh shit. How many teeth do we really need? We need to limit ourselves to 7 teeth or fewer
[21:18:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> see now that needs to be a comment.
[21:19:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> along with the inevitable follow-up snarking on somewhere in the south already having implemented that.
[21:21:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, what gets me, a security guard was among the folks cut. if he'd had a gun he would have been the ONLY person cut.
[21:21:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> "little fucker, cut me will you?" *BLAM*
[21:22:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should probably do away with tire irons too. you can both bludgeon AND stab with them.
[21:23:21] <chromas> Why would you even need a tire iron? Let the professionals fix your bolts
[21:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> they come with every car.
[21:24:00] <chromas> Even if it takes an extra hour waiting for one to show up at the highway in the middle of the night
[21:24:17] <chromas> Jesus christ are you series? smdh america
[21:24:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> obviously we've just been blind to the danger we were driving around with all this time.
[21:24:38] <n1> TheMightyBuzzard, i think they already beat you to it
[21:24:47] <n1> lots of new cars don't come with spares, so no tire iron
[21:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> n1, any car i buy will.
[21:25:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it'll be a real fucking tire not a chincy little donut thing
[21:25:30] <n1> your right to bear tire irons?
[21:25:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> my right to not drive 35 down the highway
[21:25:56] <n1> but seriously, i agree, fuck not having a spare
[21:26:06] <chromas> Tire irons are tools of the patriarchy. Flat tires are just a social construct
[21:26:20] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to chromas
[21:26:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and racist too. it's always a black guy from AAA coming to fix a white man's tire.
[21:27:07] <n1> not everyone has them to go flat either, so what does it matter
[21:27:39] <chromas> Well and the iron is pretty dark as well. Workin' it like a slave. And phallic
[21:27:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> well here they do, outside NYC and like two other cities.
[21:28:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything's far away here. we don't have shops scattered throughout neighborhoods or any sort of public transportation at all in most places.
[21:28:46] <chromas> We should go back to solid tires to cut back the inflation rate
[21:28:56] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[21:29:33] <n1> indeed!
[21:29:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah, i'm serious about that real spare thing. car salesmen look at me like i have three eyes when i tell them it's a deal breaker.
[21:30:49] <chromas> No need to be prepared
[21:31:00] * chromas removes all the lifeboats off the ship
[21:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, i need to watch the last boyscout again
[22:06:04] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:06:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2688
[22:09:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[22:11:42] <crutchy> monday_morning--
[22:11:42] <Bender> karma - monday_morning: -3
[22:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> sunday_evening++
[22:12:30] <Bender> karma - sunday_evening: 1
[22:13:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> got about 15m before the roomie's kids get loaded off to their mom's then food time.
[22:14:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - On a Crusade for Cannabis in Israel - http://sylnt.us - it's-a-growing-industry
[22:50:01] <Deucalion> TMB - maybe just lash a full sized spare into the trunk - or weld a spare carrying bracket underneath the trunk, like some peugeots and nissan vans do - kinda depends if the gas tank is in the way for the latter option mind... and ground clearance can be an issue.
[22:53:53] <n1> never a good selling point 'like some peugeots'
[23:09:26] <Deucalion> I quite agree
[23:09:57] <Deucalion> Never did like that spare wheel slung under the back of the car arrangement... they always crusted up with road crud and dirt
[23:42:58] <arti> poked there by someone who never used it
[23:43:05] <arti> need more dogfooding
[23:43:10] <SirFinkus> fucking windows 10
[23:43:15] <arti> hot
[23:43:25] <arti> do you whisper to it prior to inserting the USB key?
[23:43:39] <arti> sweet telemetry nothings
[23:44:29] <SirFinkus> no, just spent 4 hours rolling back a botched upgrade on someone's machine
[23:44:39] <SirFinkus> well, I made money, so it's not that bad
[23:44:42] <arti> son of a #botch
[23:44:45] <SirFinkus> but fuuuuuuuck
[23:44:53] <arti> buttfuck.
[23:44:58] <SirFinkus> "but I clicked the x..."
[23:45:16] <SirFinkus> try explaining that to an old person that thinks microsoft is "the expert"
[23:45:21] <arti> why did it take 4 hours? are they using mechanical drives?
[23:45:36] <SirFinkus> HAHAHAHA
[23:45:40] <SirFinkus> I wish hat was the bottlneck
[23:45:49] <arti> is the human the bottleneck?
[23:45:49] <SirFinkus> 1.8ghz AMD64
[23:45:52] <SirFinkus> SINGLE CORE
[23:45:54] <arti> yes!
[23:46:14] <SirFinkus> I've used faster abacuses
[23:46:16] <arti> i can already feel the hair lost during that encounter
[23:46:41] <SirFinkus> first I had to convince them it wasn't my fault
[23:46:49] <SirFinkus> I set up back up for them 2 weeks ago
[23:47:10] <SirFinkus> I asked them if they wanted me to get rid of the windows 10 shit, but they said no
[23:47:35] <SirFinkus> they probably won't call me again
[23:47:56] <arti> a problem which has solved itself
[23:48:02] <arti> low-five!
[23:48:21] <arti> neat? https://github.com
[23:48:21] <Timmeh> ^✓* 03GitHub - Psybernetics/Synchrony: A peer-to-peer caching proxy.
[23:49:10] <SirFinkus> naw, the money is nice
[23:49:26] <SirFinkus> and they're probably telling everyone how much I ripped them off
[23:49:36] <arti> happens to designers, too.
[23:49:46] <SirFinkus> FUCK YOU PAY ME
[23:50:00] <arti> http://s3.amazonaws.com
[23:50:03] <SirFinkus> I even gave them a discount, which in retrospect, I shouldn't have
[23:50:24] <SirFinkus> idge
[23:50:27] <SirFinkus> idgi
[23:50:34] <SirFinkus> that website is awesome
[23:50:45] <arti> http://theoatmeal.com context
[23:50:46] <Timmeh> ^ 03How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell - The Oatmeal