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[23:59:06] <takyon_> bullet-spewing tubes
[23:55:38] <chromas> the internet is a series of guns
[23:55:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> well obviously
[23:52:26] <takyon_> Malcolm Gladwell blaming the Internet for mass shootings on CBSN
[23:51:41] <chromas> MAke many batches
[23:51:22] <chromas> Sounds like a science experiment waiting to happen
[23:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> go ahead with 12 if you like. i could be remembering wrong.
[23:48:22] <takyon_> well I'll do a little more research into it
[23:47:49] <takyon_> 3x is a big difference
[23:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> just like no two people make chili the same
[23:47:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is no typical really.
[23:44:02] <takyon_> I'm trying to do a 1 month brew to start. storebought honey, maybe free farm-sourced through a connection in the future
[23:43:10] <takyon_> So is 1 pound of honey per gallon typical, because the site I linked portrayed 12 lbs/4 gal as light, 15 lbs/4 gal as "medium", and 18 lbs/4 gal as "sweet"
[23:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[23:41:23] <takyon_> "as long as them lists get overhauled" <- Yeah we'll get right on that -- Friendly Neighborhood FBI
[23:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'fine as long as them lists get overhauled so they're not "you're on it because we said so and can never get off"
[23:41:00] <takyon_> you're on the list
[23:40:53] <takyon_> you can't hide SoyGuest93326
[23:39:30] <takyon_> he's supporting banning people on terror-related lists from getting guns
[23:38:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm?
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[23:38:23] <takyon_> *weakest, but additional
[23:38:09] <takyon_> Trump endorses weakest gun control evur
[23:37:59] <takyon_> Democrats fillibustering for gun control
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[23:37:18] <takyon_> it was the omega fermenter
[23:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit yeasty i bet
[23:37:10] <takyon_> and it was the only place it brewed
[23:37:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[23:37:00] <takyon_> the last time I tried to brew, it was a bucket with a cheescloth on the top
[23:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> primary fermenter is a 5-6 gallon bucket
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[23:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that's the carboy
[23:36:24] <takyon_> lol
[23:36:18] <takyon_> I need a secondary fermenter?
[23:36:06] <takyon_> yeah
[23:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, gimme a few. it's just yer nick @, yeah?
[23:35:53] <chromas> Write up a how-to and post it :D
[23:35:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> just squash one per gallon between two spoons till they're powder when you first put it in the primary fermenter (glorified bucket) then do it again when you're ready to bottle.
[23:35:17] <takyon_> this is kind of an ask, but could you email your quick & dirty list/process to my soymail?
[23:34:29] <takyon_> gr8
[23:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> few bucks gets you a pill bottle full
[23:34:00] <takyon_> ain't inexpensive?
[23:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> campden tablets ain't expensive but they'll keep you from getting a spoiled brew from bacteria or whatnot getting in there.
[23:33:15] <takyon_> I only have bread yeast too so I'll need to go on a shopping trip
[23:33:04] <takyon_> no, I don't have a lot of stuff
[23:32:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, campden tablets... got em?
[23:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you have it or can get it i really recommend acid blend rather than than lemon juice but mead is the most forgiving of having citrus flavors in it
[23:32:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - £8 Million Seized From Fake Bomb Detector Fraudster to Compensate Iraq, Niger and Other Countries - http://sylnt.us - blown-up-refunds
[23:31:52] <chromas> SoylentBrews
[23:31:28] <takyon_> this advice is so valuable
[23:31:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> subtle is better than a golf shoe to the face in flavoring
[23:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't go heavy on it and you'll just get hints of flavor later.
[23:30:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[23:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, take the last gallon of water n throw a cinnamon stick or two and some quartered oranges with the peel still on in it n boil it
[23:30:31] <takyon_> along with whole spices like cloves
[23:29:59] <takyon_> I was thinking of throwing some oranges in there or something
[23:29:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you don't have acid blend handy.
[23:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. yeast nutrient, tannin, usually some acid of some sort. lemon juice works.
[23:29:14] <takyon_> like a yeast promoter or whatever they call it
[23:28:57] <takyon_> do you add any stuff along with the yeast
[23:28:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> not distilled though. you need minerals n such in there.
[23:28:15] <takyon_> wow they have Jeff Corwin talking about the Orlando kid that got eaten by a gator
[23:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> or you can buy gallons of spring water for under a buck at the store.
[23:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> if your tap water ain't rancid, sure.
[23:27:39] <takyon_> can I use tap water instead of good water?
[23:27:20] <Cripple> ^ 03Mead Recipes
[23:27:19] <takyon_> http://www.stormthecastle.com
[23:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you never wanna leave air in it
[23:27:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> top it up to six gallons though when you go into the carboy
[23:26:39] <takyon_> which I got from...
[23:26:33] <takyon_> damn, that's a lot lower than what I gathered
[23:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i usually use a pound per gallon but have no rational objection to using more
[23:25:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that'll make a nicely strong flavored mead
[23:25:22] <takyon_> 12 lbs of honey, 5 gallons of liquid
[23:25:13] <takyon_> thinking of starting out with a dry mead
[23:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer or wine?
[23:25:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[23:24:57] <takyon_> I just ordered a 6 gallon carboy and airlock that should get to me in a couple of days
[23:24:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_,
[23:24:29] <chromas> I did start getting SERVFAIL from certain domains a couple days ago though
[23:24:29] <takyon_> TheMightyBuzzard
[23:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i hadn't noticed
[23:22:40] <chromas> but that was a dil-don't
[23:22:33] <chromas> dildos
[23:22:29] <chromas> they've been doing that for months
[23:21:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to get a new dns provider
[23:21:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, level3 started putting search pages up instead of returning a bad address response
[23:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i can't see any way that's worth putting on the front page except to snark at.
[23:18:26] <chromas> well we just need some extra nexus.seseses for idle/funnies
[23:18:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> and anything else near it
[23:18:08] <chromas> hah
[23:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, to make a context menu go away
[23:17:43] <chromas> So I hold it down to get a context menu
[23:17:42] * TheMightyBuzzard tries to figure out a way that story is worth submitting
[23:17:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and only one button for pretty much anything you want to do with it
[23:16:01] <chromas> point-and-click interface
[23:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that's obvious, the mac-10
[23:14:10] <chromas> What would be the Mac of guns?
[23:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, semi-autos are the Windows of guns. they go doing what they want instead of waiting until you tell them to do it.
[23:12:36] <chromas> That's why moving shells were new to the author
[23:11:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, revolvers don't eject shell casings until you make them =P
[23:03:35] <takyon_> well, time to write the story about Xbox/PS4
[23:02:56] <takyon_> I have fired each like once
[23:02:43] <takyon_> kek
[23:02:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess all the pistols the author shot were revolvers...
[23:02:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> "I’ve shot pistols before" and then "The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face."
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[22:59:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL @ some of the stuff in that article Koekepan linked
[22:53:52] <Cripple> ^ 03Guns Don't Hurt People - Just Idiots! - YouTube
[22:53:51] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
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[22:50:24] <Koekepan> I guess nobody's awake.
[22:48:06] <Koekepan> It's one of the funniest things I've read all year.
[22:47:44] <Cripple> ^ 03Firing an AR-15 is horrifying, menacing and very very loud - NY Daily News
[22:47:44] <Koekepan> Submission proposal: http://www.nydailynews.com
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[22:41:12] <SirFinkus> not to the extent that I'd play with those kinds of things without adult supervision
[22:40:46] <SirFinkus> I know a little bit, having worked with welding shit
[22:40:38] <Deucalion> right.. off to bed
[22:40:30] <Deucalion> nutter
[22:40:27] <Deucalion> tee hee
[22:40:21] <Cripple> ^ 03Ballistic Gel Vs Electricity - YouTube
[22:40:20] <Deucalion> https://www.youtube.com
[22:36:06] * chromas activates spooky sound effects
[22:35:42] <chromas> Maybe he's posting from BEYOND THE GRAVE
[22:35:21] <Deucalion> OK - seems he's still posting vids... guess he's not dead yet :/
[22:33:16] <Deucalion> Anyways - busy day for me tomorrow.. laters
[22:28:47] <Deucalion> Of course, he got a lot of grief for posting a lot of it... because... irresponsible yada yada etc. I say 'darwin' to anyone who meddles or tries to copy that kind of stuff without having the first clue. I just find it entertaining but know I'd never attempt it.
[22:26:31] <Deucalion> The one with the arc lamp in he tiny back garden mad me chuckle... I forget how many ridiculous amount of lumen it was.... but it lit up the neighbourhood like nothing I have ever seen. Popular with the neighbours much?! :D
[22:24:30] <Deucalion> Last I heard he was seriously unwell or indeed may have passed away - seem to remember reading some RIP posts on electrician forums ~6 months or so ago.
[22:23:56] <SirFinkus> maybe doing it when drunk off your ass isn't a good idea though
[22:23:32] <SirFinkus> yeah, I saw that o ne too
[22:23:18] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, Photonicinduction has been posting mad electrical shenanigans to YT for a long time. I remember one where he had constructed a ridiculous step-up transformer and every time he brought it online all the neighbours lights were dimming out to near nothing. Stuff he does looks dangerous, but it's not if you know your way around HV gear - which he clearly does... not that I'd try any of his made stuff.
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[21:53:13] <SirFinkus> lol this guy
[21:53:11] <Cripple> ^ 035000 Amp Fuse + Tools Melt With High Current - YouTube
[21:53:10] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
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[21:03:57] <cmn32480> well at least he lubricated it first
[21:03:44] <cmn32480> I'll prolly be back later
[21:03:41] * exec sneakily penetrates my butt of lard with #soylent
[21:03:39] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
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[19:16:49] <janrinok> time for me to go - bye guys ~gnight all
[19:01:52] <janrinok> it does all that I require of it tyvm
[19:01:50] <cmn32480> but he does like readheads and porpoises
[19:01:29] <SirFinkus> today I learned janrinok is not a power bottom
[19:00:55] <janrinok> lol
[19:00:46] * cmn32480 decides that looking at IRC at this very moment was a bad idea
[19:00:20] <janrinok> .. and they don't get much more idle than me!
[19:00:02] <janrinok> nope - just idle curiosity
[18:56:59] <SirFinkus> is that a proposition?
[18:54:14] <janrinok> what is stopping you?
[18:54:01] <SirFinkus> I wish I could
[18:53:59] <SirFinkus> I should turn gay
[18:53:47] <SirFinkus> girls are fucking weird
[18:53:02] <janrinok> Sir Finkus "The McDaniels grow their own vegetables" - You just couldn't make this stuff up!
[18:50:38] <SirFinkus> I think football may be the gayest thing in the world
[18:50:27] <Cripple> ^ 03A Football Team, a Coat Hanger, and One Disabled Teen's Story of Horrific Abuse | Broadly ( https://broadly.vice.com )
[18:50:25] <SirFinkus> https://broadly.vice.com
[18:49:26] <SirFinkus> so I guess that's why they adopt
[18:49:19] <SirFinkus> "Shelly McDaniel, who also have biological children, have adopted 20 other children, many of whom are black and Latino, some with physical or mental disabilities. Right now they have about ten kids at home. The McDaniels grow their own vegetables"
[18:48:42] <SirFinkus> The next time his teammates ganged up on him, James would end up at the hospital—a different one this time—for rectal injuries inflicted by a coat hanger.
[18:48:02] <SirFinkus> "A Football Team, a Coat Hanger, and One Disabled Teen's Story of Horrific Abuse" fuck, I'm gonna click this clickbait
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[16:26:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boards Ready to Fire Over Bad Security Reporting - http://sylnt.us - job-security
[15:29:14] <Cripple> ^ 03Australia police shoot man and injure three bystanders - BBC News
[15:29:13] <SirFinkus> someone had a ND at a gun show I went to once
[15:29:12] <n1> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[15:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'like there's a pretty good reason there has never been a mass shooting at a gun show.
[15:27:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, just going the other direction
[15:27:09] <SirFinkus> same number of holes, just all in one body
[15:27:03] <SirFinkus> well, it'd still be a mass shooting
[15:26:55] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[15:26:48] * SirFinkus wants to see someone try a mass shooting at a cabelas
[15:26:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, he's usually off somewhere stocking something.
[15:26:28] <SirFinkus> I always have to hunt the guy down whenever I buy ammo
[15:26:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they got dedicated grease monkeys for that.
[15:26:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NATO Forces to Assemble in Baltics, Poland - http://sylnt.us - why-can't-we-all-just-get-along
[15:24:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> the guy assigned to sporting goods was probably also covering toys, hardware, and automotive. so maybe he was busy with an oil change or tires or something.
[15:24:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's wal-mart; why do you think they have a dedicated sporting goods guy?
[15:21:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird thing is, wal-mart carries both guns and ammo. wtf was the sporting goods guy doing while this was going on instead of shooting the bastich?
[15:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly chicks at the supermarket and even in texas chicks is less likely to both carry and go after someone shooting up the place.
[15:20:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and guns, except at the super market.
[15:19:26] <cmn32480> mostly wankers with big hats
[15:13:24] <Runaway1956> Probably because there are few things more terrifying than a pissed of Texan?
[15:12:55] <Runaway1956> Like the saying goes - "Don't mess with Texas." Terrorists haven't done well in Texas.
[15:12:04] <Runaway1956> Close to home, then, huh?
[15:08:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, that was yesterday. it was the wal-mart by a buddy of mine's house.
[15:04:39] <Cripple> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[15:04:39] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[15:04:13] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
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[14:32:04] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:31:29] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[14:31:17] <Runaway1956> Hey - a politico thinking outside the box here! I'm not sure whether I like his idea or not, but it's different!
[13:58:06] <n1> ...
[13:55:26] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[13:54:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Automation, Not Cheap Labor, is Reshaping Outsourcing - http://sylnt.us - nothing-like-an-out-of-country-call-center
[13:54:52] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[13:54:37] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[13:54:35] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[13:54:25] <Runaway1956> Evolution at work here
[13:39:57] * cmn32480 wonders if his box of serial gender changers are now transgendered serial adapters
[13:33:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2678
[13:33:50] <cmn32480> coffee++
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[12:34:10] <cmn32480> apparently I did cructhcy
[12:25:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> I thought that was going to the picture of the library with all the tumbleweeds up against the entrance.
[12:24:38] <crutchy> did you kill tmb with a deadly feminist cube pile?
[12:24:03] <crutchy> lmao
[12:24:01] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
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[12:03:07] * exec single-candidly rubs an old shoe full of gil on AndyTheAbsurd
[12:03:06] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:53:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Hackers Reportedly Compromised the Democratic National Committee's Network - http://sylnt.us - did-they-get-the-size-on-Hillary's-pant-suits?
[11:48:01] * AndyTheAbsurd loses the gday game, because that was terrible.
[11:47:42] * exec half-heartedly ships a briefcase of young-earth creationism with cmn32480
[11:47:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday cmn32480
[11:47:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> sounds painful
[11:46:56] * exec fanatically piles a cube of feminists on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:46:54] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
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[08:20:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Congress Passes FOIA Improvement Act - http://sylnt.us - they-still-won't-tell-us-anything-important
[08:03:02] <chromas> even shrooms are trollin'
[08:02:44] <Cripple> ^ 034 people taken to hospital after using phone app to identify mushrooms | KVAL
[08:02:44] <chromas> http://kval.com
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[03:02:07] * exec sardonically launches cream of an insult toward SirFinkus
[03:02:06] <cmn32480> ~gnight SirFinkus
[03:02:03] <SirFinkus> night
[03:01:55] <cmn32480> ~gngiht SirFinkus
[03:01:50] <cmn32480> time for bed
[03:01:47] <cmn32480> and I'm spent
[02:49:51] <SirFinkus> I've noticed
[02:49:31] <cmn32480> your rep is a nimnob
[02:49:25] <cmn32480> pretty much
[02:46:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Student Wins Tuition Refund in Sweden for Useless Degree - http://sylnt.us - division-of-trump-university
[02:45:04] <SirFinkus> fuck due process
[02:44:43] <SirFinkus> a gem from my house rep "Requiring a follow-up from the intelligence community when an individual on the no-fly list tries to buy a gun is a no-brainer."
[02:44:12] <cmn32480> and often times at the local level too
[02:44:02] <cmn32480> we shoudl be ashamed of the idiots that we elect as our representatives at the federal level.
[02:41:34] <SirFinkus> "shoulder thing that goes up" politicians piss me off more than journalists
[02:40:02] <SirFinkus> really, the media in general is ignorant of most subjects
[02:39:05] <cmn32480> facts be damned!
[02:39:02] <cmn32480> true... but an ar15 from an ak47 from whatever
[02:38:38] <cmn32480> ok
[02:36:39] <SirFinkus> well, they can be forgiven for not being able to tell an ar15 from a m4
[02:36:34] <cmn32480> 'zactly chromas
[02:36:21] * exec clumsily farts a snapshot of caffeine at Runaway1956
[02:36:20] <cmn32480> ~gnight Runaway1956
[02:36:13] <Runaway1956> Gotta move - later
[02:36:07] <cmn32480> the media can't tell an AR15 from an M4 from a Garand
[02:36:01] <Runaway1956> facts aren't necessary when buzz words are available
[02:35:50] * chromas remembers the good ol' days when everything was an ak47
[02:35:35] <cmn32480> it is a semi-automatic rifle, shooting a small/medium caliber
[02:35:34] <Runaway1956> Problem is - it's a buzz word
[02:35:15] <SirFinkus> they kind of got it right in that regard
[02:35:09] <SirFinkus> really, they're pretty much the same capabilities wise
[02:34:33] <Runaway1956> Daisy AR15
[02:34:18] <Runaway1956> Damned media sees anything that resembles a rifle, they see AR15
[02:34:09] <cmn32480> that's been all over the news
[02:34:03] <cmn32480> yup
[02:33:55] <Runaway1956> Omar Mateen did NOT USE an AR15 - he had a sig saur
[02:33:43] <SirFinkus> I like the rallycross stuff for the star in a car thing
[02:33:35] <Runaway1956> Oh - one more nugget of news -
[02:33:13] * Runaway1956 leaves the rice on the stove and starts getting ready for work
[02:33:04] <cmn32480> nurses wear crocs
[02:32:57] <cmn32480> sure
[02:32:36] <Runaway1956> Uhhhh - wait a second - Orlando doctor's bloody sneakers? Doctors wear sneakers?
[02:31:35] <Runaway1956> I don't really understand the process, but she calls it "dirty rice"
[02:31:05] <cmn32480> does it come out with extra brown in it?
[02:30:48] <Runaway1956> They she puts it in the cat litter box to get it thorughly dirty before she cooks it
[02:30:29] <cmn32480> that is a lot of strings if it is one grain per
[02:30:17] <cmn32480> meh.. could be worse.
[02:29:43] <Runaway1956> I think she drags it home behind the car, on the end of a string
[02:28:42] <cmn32480> is it all in your mind?
[02:28:35] <cmn32480> what makes it dirty?
[02:28:09] * Runaway1956 thinks about washing the dirty rice on the stove
[02:27:18] <cmn32480> I didn't really wanna look while they were cutting my sac open
[02:27:07] <cmn32480> dunno... never seen em
[02:25:45] <Runaway1956> So - there's dark meat in them
[02:25:39] <chromas> all beef nuggs
[02:25:17] <cmn32480> somethign like that... but mine aren't "processed all white meat chicken substitute"
[02:24:43] <Runaway1956> "nuggets" - ala McDonalds?
[02:24:42] <SirFinkus> good to hear
[02:24:20] <cmn32480> and yes, sirfinkus, since you asked, my nuggets are quite well, thanks
[02:24:15] <Runaway1956> well, cmn does that when he can't make it to the restroom
[02:23:52] * MrPlow smakes cmnballs upside the head with one big pile of shit
[02:23:52] <Runaway1956> #smake cmnballs
[02:23:46] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with seats and a steering wheel
[02:23:46] <cmn32480> #smake Runaway1956
[02:23:38] <chromas> #smake
[02:23:36] <cmn32480> use a # Runaway1956
[02:23:11] <Runaway1956> awwww, fek
[02:23:01] <Runaway1956> smake cmnballs
[02:22:50] <Runaway1956> ~smake cmnballs
[02:22:09] <SirFinkus> not when he talks about them in IRC
[02:21:57] <Runaway1956> Isn't that kinda personal?
[02:21:51] <SirFinkus> no, you didn't, the episode ruined it
[02:21:39] <SirFinkus> are your balls better yet?
[02:21:37] <cmn32480> glad I could hel[p
[02:21:30] <SirFinkus> just ruined the episode
[02:21:27] <cmn32480> well I hope you get at least a 26
[02:21:23] <SirFinkus> oh, nevermind, this is fucking dumb
[02:20:57] <SirFinkus> I'd have to get a 25% or some shit on my final paper to fail english
[02:20:42] <cmn32480> me fail english? That's unpossible!
[02:20:40] <SirFinkus> or at least I don't think I did
[02:20:32] <SirFinkus> I didn't fail english
[02:20:24] <cmn32480> twice
[02:20:20] <cmn32480> I failed spelling... and calculas
[02:20:09] <chromas> deciseconds
[02:20:05] <SirFinkus> also wrong
[02:20:02] <cmn32480> least I dind't fail English
[02:19:57] <cmn32480> stupid extra zeros
[02:19:52] <cmn32480> 420
[02:19:43] <SirFinkus> might want to check your math
[02:19:38] <SirFinkus> 4200?
[02:18:02] <cmn32480> says sirfinkus 4200 seconds in
[02:17:56] <SirFinkus> I kind of like the "make main presenter puke " gag
[02:17:06] <SirFinkus> I'm actually like 5 mintues in
[02:16:56] <cmn32480> says sirfinkus 90 seconds in
[02:16:47] <SirFinkus> cringeworthy
[02:16:31] <SirFinkus> the biggest problem with the first few episode was that the main guy would try to emulate clarkson
[02:15:48] <SirFinkus> I think the hosts are finding their own personalities a bit now, based on this episode so far
[02:15:25] <chromas> "Watch Top Gear tonight, if there's nothing else going on"
[02:15:17] <SirFinkus> yeah, pretty much
[02:15:10] <chromas> "Top Gear: It's not terrible"
[02:15:02] <chromas> excellent slogan
[02:11:27] <SirFinkus> honestly, it's not a terrible show, it just isn't particularly good
[02:11:10] <SirFinkus> uhnng
[02:11:09] <SirFinkus> time for top gear e03
[02:10:10] <Runaway1956> I see that Plowboy is feeling better - three submissions in a row!
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[02:08:53] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.jpost.com
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[02:03:08] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
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[00:00:47] <chromas> the brexodus
[00:00:00] <takyon> submitting the planetary resources story