#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-13
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[00:07:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The World's Ugliest Color Is Being Used to Save Lives - http://sylnt.us - #4F3F25
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[01:29:06] <Bytram> Vrrrm Vrrrrm!! http://www.nytimes.com
[01:29:07] <Cripple> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[01:48:46] <Bytram> !uid
[01:48:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6257, owned by plasm4
[01:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:58:51] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 60
[01:59:36] <Bytram> k
[02:06:04] <crutchy> wifey and kiddies are at a friends place
[02:06:08] * crutchy cranks up sub
[02:07:59] <crutchy> ...as a cleaning exercise... yes... cleaning
[02:09:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Second Layer" of Information Identified in DNA - http://sylnt.us - know-when-to-fold-them
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[02:12:49] <MartyrForAllah> Jews at Reddit and Facebook engaging in mass pro-muslim censorship.
[02:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, m4a
[02:12:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well duh
[02:13:02] <MartyrForAllah> Now even the gays are being pushed into the trump camp.
[02:13:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> sjws hate gays. they're men that have no use for women.
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[02:13:37] <MartyrForAllah> There is an Islamic invasion in progress, facilitated by our governments
[02:13:46] <MartyrForAllah> gays++
[02:13:46] <Bender> karma - gays: 1
[02:13:48] <MartyrForAllah> women--
[02:13:48] <Bender> karma - women: 0
[02:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> many's the day i've wished that i found hairy asses attractive
[02:14:59] <MartyrForAllah> Stay away from Turkey, then.
[02:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. they got no catfish.
[02:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i checked earlier today.
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[02:15:35] <MartyrForAllah> You could be a good samaritan and fish some "refugees" out of the sea
[02:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell for? they don't taste good.
[02:16:15] <crutchy> MartyrForAllah, how about men with tiddies?
[02:16:23] <crutchy> definitely ++ amirite?
[02:16:34] <MartyrForAllah> Hay-yell naw
[02:16:40] <crutchy> lol
[02:16:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> what if they got big ole asses?
[02:17:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> chicks ain't got a monopoly on those.
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[02:17:10] <MartyrForAllah> I have both mantits and a large ass.
[02:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're set then
[02:17:31] <crutchy> MartyrForAllah++ # mantiddies!
[02:17:31] <Bender> karma - martyrforallah: 1
[02:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should sleep soon
[02:18:05] <MartyrForAllah> And I ain't pretty
[02:18:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> so put a bag over yer head
[02:19:01] <MartyrForAllah> hahaha
[02:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that needs to be a yo momma joke
[02:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yo momma so ugly she puts a bag over her own head when she masturbates
[02:24:22] <superkuh> So... it has come to this.
[02:24:39] <MartyrForAllah> Conversation degeneracy.
[02:26:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, that's prolly my queue to hit the sack.
[02:26:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight buttfuckers
[02:26:24] <SirFinkus> cue
[02:26:26] * exec brazenly throws a pit of beer at buttfuckers
[02:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, nah. i gotta wait in line behind all the hot chicks.
[02:30:06] <MartyrForAllah> Lata'
[02:30:34] <MartyrForAllah> cue
[02:31:53] <Runaway1956> I join IRC only to find a buttton of buttfuckery going on?
[02:32:42] <MartyrForAllah> It's always buttfuckery here.
[02:33:01] <Bytram> Runaway1956: there are other channels that are not as futt bucked
[02:33:04] <MartyrForAllah> The only thing that changes is who, just who is the one taking it in the ass THIS week.
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[02:33:36] * Runaway1956 wonders about Martyb's namechange
[02:33:59] <Runaway1956> Are you running an election campaign? I might vote for you to be Allah
[02:34:18] <Bytram> that was an imposter
[02:34:42] <Runaway1956> Fokkin' imposters - I have one on the forum who wants to be me too . . .
[02:35:23] <Bytram> immitation is the sincerest form of flattery
[02:35:40] <crutchy> oh yumm
[02:35:50] * crutchy is having vegemite crumpets :D
[02:35:53] <Runaway1956> Yeah - those people who have no lives try very hard to be like us -
[02:36:07] <Runaway1956> Onion extract crumpets - sound yummy
[02:36:15] <crutchy> onion?
[02:36:33] <Runaway1956> WTF is a vegemite, if not extract of onion? Or, have I been lied to?
[02:36:50] <crutchy> actually nowadays it could be anything
[02:36:57] <crutchy> used to be yeast extract
[02:37:36] <crutchy> still tastes the same though :)
[02:38:04] <crutchy> as long as they dont fuck with the taste, aussies will consume it en masse
[02:38:38] <Runaway1956> Hmmmm . . . . it was my understanding that the original vegemite was made from onions - seems I may have believed a lie
[02:38:52] * Bytram tries to remember an episode of "I Love Lucy"
[02:38:56] <Runaway1956> That was from my pre-internet days
[02:39:01] <Bytram> meatavegavitamix?
[02:39:25] <crutchy> someone told me its made from the slop left over from making beer
[02:39:28] <Bytram> http://www.securityweek.com
[02:39:29] <Cripple> ^ 03Symantec to Acquire Blue Coat for $4.65 Billion | SecurityWeek.Com
[02:40:48] <Runaway1956> Fek -
[02:41:02] * Runaway1956 discovers that a branch has put a hole in the roof
[02:41:11] <Runaway1956> I should have cut that tree back long ago
[02:41:26] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[02:41:28] <Cripple> ^ 03Paul Hogan on kids sandwiches. Classic Hoges - YouTube
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[04:10:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newcastle University Study Verifies Safety of Three-Person IVF - http://sylnt.us - company-or-a-crowd?
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[04:36:03] <Runaway1956> Everyone is gone?
[04:36:07] * Runaway1956 raids the wet bar
[04:36:35] <Runaway1956> WTF is this with TMB's name on it? Tastes like fish ass.
[04:36:39] * Runaway1956 reads lable
[04:36:58] <Runaway1956> Fuck - "pour in water to attract monster catfish"
[04:37:18] * Runaway1956 closes up the wet bar
[04:37:59] <Runaway1956> The hell with that
[04:38:18] * Runaway1956 reaches back into the wet bar, takes TMB's bottle, and pours it down the sink
[04:38:37] <Runaway1956> He shouldn't leave that kind of shit where honest thieves might drink it
[04:39:04] * Runaway1956 watches in amazement as a 300 pound catfish jumps out of the sink drain, then dives back down
[04:39:32] <Runaway1956> HOLEEE FUCK!
[04:41:59] <Bytram> for a 300 lb catfish to fit through a sink drain, wouldn't it have to be pretty dense? ;-)
[04:42:27] <Runaway1956> Nahhh - superfish just stretched the pipe a bit
[04:44:37] <Runaway1956> At least I've figured out how TMB gets all that fish - I thought he was using a wind-up telephone or something
[04:46:13] <Bytram> nah, just using the right bait
[05:09:10] <Bytram> eyes won't stay open any more
[05:09:24] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[05:09:26] * exec seductively pours a flask of 🖕 for #Soylent
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[05:38:21] * SirFinkus shows Runaway1956 his web bar
[05:38:25] <SirFinkus> *wet
[05:59:50] <Runaway1956> Wet - that's how I like her . . .
[06:12:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seattle Man Who Was Pepper Sprayed While Walking Awarded $100,000 Settlement - http://sylnt.us - nothing-to-see-here,-move-along
[07:43:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AT&T, Dan Gilbert Each bid $5 Billion for Yahoo, Report Says - http://sylnt.us - those-who-woo-yahoo
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[08:24:49] <Jizzlamiyah> Sub
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[09:09:15] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:09:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2671
[09:09:20] <crutchy> ~time MST
[09:09:22] <exec> Monday, 13 June 2016 @ 3:09 am MT - Mountain Time
[09:09:35] <crutchy> ~time TN
[09:09:36] <exec> Monday, 13 June 2016 @ 4:09 am CDT - Nashville, TN, USA 5:09 AM Knoxville (EDT)
[09:11:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:11:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2672
[09:11:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[09:11:35] <exec> Monday, 13 June 2016 @ 4:11 am CDT - Humboldt, TN 38343, USA
[09:14:11] <crutchy> fooshes keep you awake?
[09:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, woke up cause i couldn't breathe. allergies to some kinda random pollen.
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[09:44:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Super Bacteria' Found in Multiple Samples at Rio's Olympic Venues, Top Beaches - http://sylnt.us - should-also-check-the-topless-beaches
[10:07:32] <crutchy> dunno how many times i've written similar game code
[10:07:40] <crutchy> i must be a mosochist
[10:07:44] <crutchy> s/o/a/
[10:07:44] <sedctl> <crutchy> i must be a masochist
[10:09:06] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 whenever you're back on deck, storybot doesn't seem to be working. commands seem to be running as scheduled (from messages in #exec) and wiki page is being rewritten every hour, but the list is empty
[10:10:12] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 not sure what's changed, but Bytram thinks maybe it has something to do with messages in #rss-bot. probably need some review of exec's terminal to diagnose what's happening
[10:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, at least i'm only writing this game code once. after it's done i'm breaking it out into a library and reusing the utter fuck out of it.
[10:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:12:21] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 61
[10:12:56] <crutchy> i keep getting stuck in a reinvention loop
[10:13:12] <crutchy> old code isn't good enough, so i scrap/rework it using a different model
[10:20:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't scrap, optimize.
[10:22:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> perfection is the enemy of good
[10:23:32] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy I'm back for a short time.. but I will be able to take a peek
[10:26:22] <cmn32480> crutchy - there are no stories in the storybot folder
[10:27:59] <cmn32480> running arthur manually will generate them.
[10:28:29] <cmn32480> ~storybot
[10:29:18] <cmn32480> the time delta between the messages in #exec makes me think he isn't processing them. typically, arthur takes about 10-15 minutes to run.
[10:30:05] <cmn32480> and when I called ~storybot, it says it started processing, but nada
[10:30:16] <cmn32480> when I invoke arthur manually, it all seems to work
[10:31:45] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:31:47] * exec spontaneously pukes a cat box of capsaicin on TheMightyBuzzard
[10:31:48] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[10:31:50] * exec faithfully scissors a blagoblag of webscale for crutchy
[10:32:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:32:40] * exec emphatically piles a dire ear of hotcakes on cmn32480
[10:32:58] <cmn32480> oooo hotcakes!
[10:33:09] <cmn32480> and arthur is complte
[10:33:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but the delivery method leaves some to be desired
[10:33:17] <cmn32480> right about 4 minutes
[10:33:26] <cmn32480> well yes
[10:33:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> still, i think hotcakes beat hot peppers if only by a bit.
[10:34:07] <cmn32480> and certainly both trounce webscale
[10:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[10:35:28] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes his players table into condition
[10:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> think that should do. the other Player struct fields really should be calculated programatically.
[10:39:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, now i gotta find any other places i interacted with the players table since i changed the structure
[10:52:10] <cmn32480> gotta run for a meeting offiste
[10:52:15] <cmn32480> back later most likelyt
[10:53:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[10:54:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #character class list
[10:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #character new
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[10:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
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[10:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, i just changed that
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[10:55:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[10:55:35] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with tp
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[11:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays, more data entry!
[11:12:56] <crutchy> ~alias-info ~storybot
[11:12:58] <exec> 02exec [enabled]: ~storybot|1800|3600|0|1|cmn32480,crutchy,martyb,themightybuzzard,bytram|||||{ php scripts/storybot.php ; PYTHONIOENCODING=utf_8 ; export PYTHONIOENCODING ; cd ~Downloads/Exec/storybot/ ; python storybot.py ; } 2>&1
[11:12:58] <exec> 02file: ./scripts/storybot.php~ [modified: 2016-06-09 12:23:07, size: 765 bytes]
[11:13:36] <crutchy> derp
[11:13:40] <crutchy> error in the path there
[11:14:38] <crutchy> hmm
[11:14:45] <crutchy> that's not the same as the file on my end
[11:16:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Savor or Devour: New Binge-Watching Scale Rates Your Netflix Consumption Speed - http://sylnt.us - watching-your-watching
[11:16:41] <crutchy> ~alias-macro ~storybot edit cmd { php scripts/storybot.php ; PYTHONIOENCODING=utf_8 ; export PYTHONIOENCODING ; cd ~/Downloads/Exec/storybot ; python storybot.py ; } 2>&1
[11:19:54] <crutchy> ~alias-macro
[11:20:52] <crutchy> damn. op only
[11:20:58] <crutchy> bot blocked
[11:22:04] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 have a squiz at the cd path in the shell command for the ~storybot alias. looks like could be a missing /
[11:24:47] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 maybe also check out the storybot script files. not sure what's going on but exec seems to be using storybot.php~ instead of storybot.php
[11:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i just do not wanna do data entry today. ima boot winders n play some vidya.
[11:31:48] <crutchy> you need a naughty secretary to do it for you ;-P
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[11:37:16] <crutchy> #youtube mr mister broken wings
[11:37:16] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:37:18] <Cripple> ^ 03Mr. Mister - Broken Wings - YouTube
[11:38:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you ain't kiddin. i wonder if EF needs work. he's plenty naughty.
[11:38:59] <crutchy> need to find yerself a feminist forum. plenty of fools there
[11:39:11] <crutchy> tell them its for a good cause
[11:39:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it is. "i don't wanna" is a very good cause.
[11:39:48] <crutchy> uhuh
[11:40:24] <crutchy> tell them you're a fat black gay chick
[11:40:30] <crutchy> they'll do anything for you
[11:41:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i could take a picture of my neighbor's wife if they pics or gtfo. she even got a lazy eye.
[11:41:17] <crutchy> lol
[11:41:49] <crutchy> if they ask for pics just accuse them of oppression
[11:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, good point
[11:42:02] <crutchy> and run for your safe space
[11:42:05] <crutchy> :D
[11:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'll just make a new twatter account and get them doxed and brigaded. that's all the rage for feminist chicks nowadays and it's perfectly okay by twitter as long as you're not anti-SJW
[11:44:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, see ya this afternoon.
[11:44:49] <crutchy> haf fun
[11:46:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Berners-Lee: World Wide Web is Spy Net - http://sylnt.us - going-fishing
[12:44:17] <paulej72> good morning all
[12:55:02] <crutchy> g'day sir
[13:15:53] <paulej72> WWDC keynote today
[13:17:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cork (Ireland) Data Centre Will Offer Super-Speedy US to Europe Data Times - http://sylnt.us
[13:22:38] <crutchy> ~g wwdc
[13:22:40] <exec> [google] https://developer.apple.com
[13:24:22] <crutchy> you doing a keynote at the WWDC?
[13:24:33] <crutchy> sounds big
[13:24:54] <crutchy> should i look for 'paulej72' in the news?
[13:24:57] <paulej72> no, it is one of the big events that Apple like to release new stuff
[13:25:03] <crutchy> oh
[13:25:07] <paulej72> I am just a mild Apple fan
[13:25:12] <crutchy> a new iphone or ipad i guess
[13:25:21] <paulej72> not a raving fanboi
[13:25:32] <crutchy> they seem to be losing a bit of steam since jobs died :|
[13:25:35] <paulej72> looks like new MacBook Pros
[13:26:26] <crutchy> samsung seems to be making the headlines with all the new tech lately
[13:26:32] <paulej72> I would not say that, i think the whole phone table market has flatened and all companies are feeling it. It just looks worse on Apple
[13:26:49] <crutchy> apple has a very niche market
[13:27:20] <crutchy> if they get crushed in phones or tablets, they're pretty fucked
[13:27:27] <crutchy> well, not completely
[13:27:36] <paulej72> samsung may have new tech but half of it has no real need, curved screens on my tv, why so only one spot in the room has a good viweing angle
[13:27:53] <crutchy> samsung stuff is used in everything. even iphones
[13:28:28] <crutchy> yeah not sure about the curved screen. not my thing either
[13:28:33] <crutchy> but who knows where it will go
[13:28:36] <paulej72> sure I and I do like most of what they do, but they have a habit of not supporting older stuff.
[13:28:49] <crutchy> probably yeah
[13:28:59] <crutchy> apple has decent support
[13:29:41] <crutchy> i'd consider apple. just too expensive
[13:29:57] <crutchy> not that samsung is much cheaper lately
[13:30:13] <crutchy> i stopped upgrading my phone
[13:30:52] <paulej72> everyone has.
[13:31:33] <crutchy> companies need a new fad
[13:31:40] <paulej72> most only replace when the old one has too many issues to keep using it. I updated my iphone 4s when the wifi kicked the bucket
[13:32:25] <crutchy> my kids still use my old galaxy s2. my current s4 mini mostly works ok. battery might be gradually going
[13:32:43] <crutchy> might go back to the s2 if it bricks :p
[14:48:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Developer Waits Two Years for Management to Define Project - http://sylnt.us - that's-also-a-lot-of-Minecraft
[14:52:42] <takyon> LINKEDIN
[14:52:46] <takyon> let's get social!
[14:53:44] <Runaway1956> Oh hell guys - I don't really want to submit this link as a stand alone - maybe you can incorporate it into another Omar submission
[14:53:57] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[14:53:58] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[14:54:18] <Runaway1956> Damn you clodbuster
[14:54:28] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[14:55:02] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:55:19] <takyon> he supposedly went to the same mosque as some other bomber
[14:55:29] <takyon> and more
[14:55:32] <Runaway1956> G4S apparently has a history of hiring whacko sumbitches
[14:56:00] <takyon> but he's dead now and that doesn't matter. He's no longer social. What matters is MICROSOFT BUYING LINKEDIN FOR $26.2 BILLION in cash
[14:56:07] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - Omar has a pretty long history of crazy, but his EMPLOYER has it's own history, that's what this article is all about
[14:56:58] <Runaway1956> Omar's ex has at least one photo that suggests she is hot
[14:57:15] <takyon> nice to see you on top of the important details
[14:57:43] <Runaway1956> Hey, I'm all about consoling the inconsolable
[14:57:54] <takyon> too public for me
[14:58:20] <takyon> she had some man to her side during the little press conference she gave afaict
[14:59:05] <Runaway1956> Firefox doesn't want to follow the link - hmmmmm - not sure if it's crazy referrer stuff or what
[14:59:48] <Runaway1956> Oh - photo here https://www.rt.com
[14:59:55] <Cripple> ^ 03Ex-wife of Orlando nightclub shooter: 'He abused me, had bipolar disorder anger towards gays' — RT America
[15:00:43] <takyon> what caused all this was that he saw two guys kissing
[15:00:50] <takyon> it's all very poetic
[15:01:08] <takyon> Clinton on terrorism: Her proposals include a team "exclusively dedicated to detecting and preventing lone-wolf attacks."
[15:01:35] <takyon> if she gets in and starts that team, I see a deal with NBC in her future
[15:01:43] <Runaway1956> I don't really think that's the story - he was making noises about hating gays long before he saw two guys sucking face
[15:02:19] <takyon> there's something about two guys kissing that really sits deep with homophobes
[15:02:56] <takyon> my friend was explaining how in middle school, his reaction to seeing two guys kissing for the first time was to puke
[15:03:01] <Runaway1956> Don't have to be a "homophobe" to be disgusted by that sight
[15:03:38] <takyon> redefine the word to be a bit more literal and it works
[15:04:11] <Runaway1956> RT is on a roll with this one - https://www.rt.com
[15:04:19] <Cripple> ^ 03The Pentagon’s Great Wall of Impotence — RT Op-Edge
[15:04:30] <takyon> Op-Edge? Are you kidding me?
[15:04:35] <takyon> that's so edgy
[15:05:00] <Runaway1956> ROFL - edgy maybe, but at least SOMEONE is "thinking outside the box"
[15:05:25] <Runaway1956> Lest anyone forget - where everyone thinks alike, nobody is doing much thinking
[15:12:54] <takyon> you seem antisocial
[15:12:59] <takyon> maybe you should update your LinkedIn
[15:13:20] <Runaway1956> ??? Me? No, I'm merely asocial
[15:14:08] <Runaway1956> I still haven't figured out what a linkdin is good for -
[15:14:11] <boru> Look at you there, having a discussion on IRC like an out of control socialite!
[15:14:23] <boru> It's good for profiling.
[15:14:36] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmm - do I want to be profiled?
[15:14:40] <boru> And uploading the intimate details of your employment history for the world to see.
[15:15:05] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhh - flighty gadflies must love it then
[15:15:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> they do
[15:15:21] <boru> And using that information, along with information from other networks, to find out all sorts of things about you.
[15:15:27] <boru> What's not to love?
[15:16:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> recruiters also love using it for sending you inappropriate job offers based on job roles you haven't held for the last five years.
[15:16:17] <Runaway1956> If my current employer had any insight into my mind - I'd be history. Out of work real fast.
[15:16:24] <boru> Well, to be fair, I get that witout being on linkedin.
[15:16:34] <boru> Even for gigs which I have no prior experience for.
[15:16:42] <boru> They just pattern match buzzwords.
[15:16:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> Recruiter: "I see you have experience with QA on Tandem systems" Me: "Fuck off, I'm a software developer now and I'm *not* going back to QA"
[15:17:02] <boru> As if they're not actually humans, but, in fact, Bayesian filters running in someone's sitting room.
[15:17:23] <boru> My personal favourite is them conflating C, C++ and C#.
[15:17:31] <boru> They all have 'C' in them, right?
[15:17:34] <Runaway1956> That just MIGHT be useful for a person willing to relocate -
[15:18:01] <Runaway1956> I really don't want to hear diddly squat from a recruiter
[15:19:20] <boru> They're fun to toy with. "Yes, can you PGP sign the job spec before you email it to me, please? I will respond, in kind, with a signed digital copy of my resume." "..."
[15:20:54] <boru> Or, better yet, when they receive a PDF copy of the document, and ask for a 'word' version; not knowing what 'word' is, they ask for an editable version, to which I respond with the TeX source used to create it.
[15:21:17] <boru> "Your file came out all garbled"
[15:21:50] <Runaway1956> I went through something like that - I sent an open document, and no one at work could figure out what it even was
[15:22:04] * boru chuckles.
[15:23:58] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.jpost.com
[15:24:31] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[15:31:42] <Runaway1956> Oh - boru - you mention linkedin, and I see a headline in my newsfeed - http://news.microsoft.com
[15:31:43] <Cripple> ^ 03Microsoft to acquire LinkedIn | News Center ( http://news.microsoft.com )
[15:32:14] <Runaway1956> slashdot has the story as well
[15:38:09] <takyon> oh yeah
[15:38:17] <takyon> took you a while to notice
[15:39:55] <SirFinkus> lol powerpoint
[15:39:59] <SirFinkus> fucking pos
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[18:08:24] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[18:11:25] <janrinok> https://soylentnews.org Just had a volunteer to help out and I've asked him to come up on here so we can try to match his skills and time available to our various sub-teams.
[18:11:26] <Cripple> ^ 03SN comment by [02Azuma Hazuki (5086)] (02Score:2)
[18:28:20] <cmn32480> ~define squiz
[18:28:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03squiz: squiz Australian slang,- To have a look squizzy - have a look at.
[18:28:31] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[18:28:33] * exec mistakenly postulates a kilobyte of windows towards cmn32480
[18:28:36] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok!
[18:28:38] * exec analiciously rubs a basket of your grandmother's queefs on janrinok!
[18:28:48] <janrinok> oh, lovely
[18:28:57] <cmn32480> despite all things.. I'm pretty sure I won that round
[18:29:06] <janrinok> yup, no doubt about it!
[18:29:17] <cmn32480> how goes good sir?
[18:29:41] <janrinok> not 2 bad thanks, things going in the right direction
[18:29:52] <janrinok> hows J and the kids?
[18:30:21] <cmn32480> circular?
[18:30:32] <cmn32480> we are doing firly well
[18:30:41] <cmn32480> been busy ass all get out wiht my travel
[18:30:47] <janrinok> had a good weekend?
[18:30:49] <cmn32480> and the middle son's birthday this past weekend
[18:31:05] <cmn32480> we went to the aquarium
[18:31:10] <cmn32480> and a place called diggerland.
[18:31:11] <janrinok> yep, I saw you being coerced into going out :)
[18:31:28] <cmn32480> against my will, mind you
[18:31:41] <cmn32480> Diggerland was actually pretty neat
[18:31:43] <janrinok> you love it really
[18:32:02] <cmn32480> I got to drive a backhoe and use an excavator to dig a hole
[18:32:40] <janrinok> big boys' toys
[18:34:05] <cmn32480> pretty much
[18:34:10] <cmn32480> www.diggerlansusa.com
[18:34:22] <cmn32480> www.diggerlandusa.com
[18:34:30] <cmn32480> http://www.diggerlandusa.com
[18:34:31] <Cripple> ^ 03Diggerland Construction Theme Park: West Berlin, NJ ( https://www.diggerlandusa.com )
[18:34:37] <cmn32480> I still can't spell for shit
[18:35:20] <janrinok> lol - what was your favourite?
[18:37:04] <cmn32480> digging dirt
[18:37:09] <cmn32480> I dont' know why
[18:37:13] <cmn32480> but it was hilarious
[18:37:34] <cmn32480> with ym 4 year old on my lap "helping" we dug a big freakin' hole
[18:38:01] <janrinok> so we had a giggling man in charge of a huge deadly machine moving dirt. Thank G we are separated by an ocean!
[18:38:21] <cmn32480> says you!
[18:38:31] <cmn32480> it wasn't THAT big
[18:39:00] <cmn32480> but it was somethign different from my usual day
[18:39:02] <janrinok> big enough by all accounts
[18:39:29] <cmn32480> yep :-)
[18:39:40] <cmn32480> but I can't imagine what tehir diesel biull looks like on a daily basis
[18:40:04] <janrinok> It doewn
[18:40:17] <janrinok> it doesn't seem too expensive from the web site
[18:40:29] <cmn32480> the entry is rather cheap
[18:40:32] <janrinok> what did J do?
[18:40:53] <cmn32480> but they have 15 or 20 little excavators that run all day
[18:41:13] <cmn32480> they have a couple of big excavators that are spinny rides...
[18:41:27] <cmn32480> took pictures and dug holes... just like the rest of us
[18:41:33] <janrinok> good for her!
[18:41:47] <cmn32480> it was fun
[18:41:50] <cmn32480> different
[18:41:51] <janrinok> so are you buying yourself a big digger for Christmas?
[18:42:05] <cmn32480> but now at least I know I can quit my job and become a heavy equipment operator
[18:42:17] * cmn32480 looks at the finances quickly
[18:42:33] <cmn32480> probably not
[18:42:41] <cmn32480> I might buy a little one though
[18:43:04] <cmn32480> some of the smaller ones are lonly like $20,000
[18:43:16] <cmn32480> which is more then my car cost, but... hey... why not?
[18:43:35] <janrinok> well, it probably can dig a bigger hole than your car
[18:43:45] <cmn32480> well yes.
[18:43:52] <cmn32480> my pregnant roller skate ins't too big
[18:44:09] <janrinok> and you could probably hire it out locally and make some money on it...
[18:44:30] * cmn32480 thinks of the insurance...
[18:45:04] <cmn32480> probably
[18:45:11] * cmn32480 starts planning
[18:45:19] <cmn32480> an underground lair....
[18:45:23] <janrinok> see, I'm full of good ideas :)
[18:45:39] <n1> cmn32480, janrinok !!
[18:45:44] <cmn32480> maybe a cargo container... I could all electrify and plumbing it out
[18:45:52] <cmn32480> ~gday n1
[18:45:54] * exec covertly ships a plate of rotgut with n1
[18:46:08] <janrinok> ~gday n1
[18:46:10] * exec overratedly imagines a tube of lips & assholes with n1
[18:46:15] <cmn32480> think I can get this idea of yours past J?
[18:47:03] <janrinok> sure, just tell her the positives - and that she can dig holes to her hearts content. Children's sand area, fish pool, swimming pool
[18:47:45] <cmn32480> garden
[18:47:49] <cmn32480> for all our weeds
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[18:48:09] <cmn32480> welcomback n1_
[18:48:33] <janrinok> bomb shelter etc?
[18:49:31] <cmn32480> man cave...
[18:49:39] <cmn32480> TV
[18:49:42] <cmn32480> video games
[18:49:47] <cmn32480> beer
[18:49:49] <janrinok> there you go... you are getting into the swing of it now
[18:49:59] <cmn32480> stripper pole
[18:50:14] * cmn32480 realizes that will require an outside entrance
[18:50:18] <janrinok> don't push it - you want it to appear to be for her benefit....
[18:50:27] <cmn32480> she can be the stripper
[18:50:33] <cmn32480> private shows only
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[18:50:53] <janrinok> er, will she let you in as well?
[18:51:01] <cmn32480> prolly not
[18:51:06] <janrinok> oh, I see what you mean
[18:51:10] <cmn32480> but I'll have security cameras
[18:51:21] <cmn32480> somebody has to pay for it
[18:51:29] <janrinok> nick could help with that - if he can stay on line for long enough
[18:52:12] <cmn32480> nick is gonna help pay? SWEET
[18:52:17] <cmn32480> this is working out better adn better
[18:52:18] <janrinok> I've only got a few minutes left before I must leave. What are your plans for this week? Are you away again?
[18:52:26] <cmn32480> home all week
[18:52:31] <janrinok> yau!
[18:52:34] <janrinok> yay!
[18:52:34] <cmn32480> or at least not traveling
[18:52:43] <cmn32480> I do still ahve to go to work
[18:53:00] <janrinok> fair enough - you need to earn the deposit on the digger
[18:53:50] <cmn32480> 'zactly!
[18:54:08] <cmn32480> I wanna take a nap
[18:54:19] <janrinok> off you go then, I've got to go too
[18:54:29] <cmn32480> give S my best, please
[18:54:35] <janrinok> and mine to J
[18:54:39] <cmn32480> I shall, sir!
[18:54:48] <janrinok> have a good one!
[18:54:53] <cmn32480> you too janrionk
[18:54:58] <cmn32480> ~gnight janrinok
[18:55:00] * exec unnecessarily bitchslaps a tablespoon of spiders with janrinok
[18:55:12] <janrinok> ~gnight cmn
[18:55:12] <cmn32480> that's kinda better
[18:55:14] * exec suspiciously stuffs a truckload of vespene gas into cmn
[18:55:23] <cmn32480> ~define vespene
[18:55:25] <janrinok> lol
[18:55:25] <exec> vespene: unable to find definition
[18:55:31] <cmn32480> ~g vespene
[18:55:33] <exec> [google] starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Vespene_gas
[18:55:35] <janrinok> its from star craft
[18:55:48] <cmn32480> obviously _I_ didn't know that
[18:55:52] <janrinok> gtg
[18:56:08] <cmn32480> sleep well, my friend
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[20:09:04] <tibman> hey all, janrinok put out a "volunteer here" sign earlier. Curious what kind of work is available?
[20:12:17] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[20:12:17] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[20:12:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> tibman, sysadmins, editors, devs
[20:14:09] <tibman> for dev work, how difficult is it to get an environment together? just to play with? (don't know perl)
[20:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, funny you should ask...
[20:15:18] <cmn32480> lol
[20:15:21] <cmn32480> ninjad'ad
[20:15:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just built us a new dev vm
[20:16:02] <tibman> mostly asking questions because i don't want to commit to helping when i really can't. I'd love to try out your dev vm and see if i can take one of those easy issues on github
[20:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically you download it and fire it up in your favorite virtual machine manager.
[20:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> the documentation is out of date but if you catch me when i'm not napping or such i can answer most questions.
[20:19:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> uploading it to the staff server now. will likely take a while. i'm only getting like 10Mb up today.
[20:19:45] <chromas> What about a torrent?
[20:19:47] * chromas will seed
[20:20:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> can set that up later when we have a completely up to date vm. this one's a mirror of dev right now and it's kind of in flux.
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[20:21:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's in ~/src/rehash is what's in the master branch of our github. what's running from ~/rehash is one of my branches that's several commits ahead of master.
[20:21:51] <tibman> cool, thanks : ) i see the old one on the wiki
[20:22:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that's pre-rehash.
[20:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> very old
[20:22:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, 5Mb
[20:23:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you wanna give a check back in say... an hour or so, i can give you a link to pull it off our staff server.
[20:24:10] <tibman> no rush : ) i'll check back in an hour
[20:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, the login is rehash and all the passes are either rehash or blank.
[20:24:22] <tibman> okay
[20:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i need a first person shooter that's small, can do widescreen, and likes lan play
[20:49:08] <boru> Quake or UT.
[20:50:05] <boru> The UT4 pre-alpha is small enough, but the earlier games, say UT99, 2k3 or 2k4 are fairly small.
[20:50:34] <boru> Quake for rocket-jumping-through-lava jollies, though.
[20:50:44] <boru> UT for insta.
[20:52:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm...
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[20:53:34] <boru> The UT4 pre-alpha is free, fwiw. You just need to ceate an account to download it.
[20:53:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna try xonotic first. see how it goes. then switch over to something closed source if it sucks.
[20:54:11] <boru> Ironically, it's more stable than most of the modern FPSs around at the moment, even in its pre-alpha state.
[20:54:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> not looking for hardcore gaming. just gonna let the roomie's boy shoot us in the faces.
[20:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[20:55:02] <boru> Nexuiz, or whatever it's called now, was fairly fun with a gang on LAN. You could do ioquake, either.
[20:55:33] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[20:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~15m left on that dev vm upload
[21:05:33] <mythterj> Nuxiuz just disappeared entirely, someone took it private and ported it to steam. Xonotic now has just about as many servers as Nexiuz ever had, but most players seem to have disappeared.
[21:06:17] <mythterj> I like Xonotic, and it playes well even on my older equipment.
[21:07:18] <mythterj> I've still been shot from around a corner, but far less frequently, so the cheating community hasn't arrived in force yet.
[21:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is ideal since it has to run on a little laptop with 2GB of ram as well as my hoss beastie
[21:12:02] <mythterj> I had 8 players on my server which was an old laptop with three gig and a comcast connection and it was playable. Server was running dedicated mode and it was only a 50Mbps down and 12 Mbps upload link.
[21:15:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, the very first quake deathmatch game woulda been fine if it had supported widescreen
[21:16:00] <mythterj> did you ever try the vertigo inducing three monitor wrap around mode of quake?
[21:16:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> fancy ain't important. blowin yer buddy into amusing piles of gibs is.
[21:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, didn't go multi-monitor really until post-widescreen.
[21:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> tibman, https://staff.soylentnews.org
[21:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> it starts up on https://localhost:4443
[21:20:25] <tibman> thanks man
[21:20:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> website has an admin user l/p rehash/rehash
[21:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> the rest of the email addresses and passwords are cleaned but it has several thousand accounts on it like dev does.
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[22:45:14] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[22:45:15] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[22:45:28] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[22:46:03] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[22:47:00] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[22:47:08] <Gravis> that url sure makes it seem like the paris police are stabbing hostages
[22:47:34] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[22:47:39] <chromas> aren't they though? aren't they?
[22:47:41] <Runaway1956> could be something lost in translation
[22:48:12] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[22:48:13] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[22:48:32] <chromas> Police were told to stop being islamophobic
[22:49:16] <chromas> he can't help that he stabbed you! he's a victim of the patriarchy and the west stealing his country's oils!
[22:49:52] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[22:49:53] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[22:50:05] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[22:50:36] <Runaway1956> the bots are being cantankerous today
[22:50:39] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[22:51:45] <chromas> #submit http://threatpost.com
[22:51:45] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[22:51:54] <chromas> that was fast
[22:51:55] <chromas> #submit http://threatpost.com
[22:51:55] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[22:51:57] <chromas> ~submit http://threatpost.com
[22:52:30] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[23:01:02] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nytimes.com
[23:01:03] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[23:01:12] <Runaway1956> MrPlow is simply broken
[23:01:16] <chromas> That's too fast. MrPlow's submit must be broked
[23:01:25] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[23:01:28] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[23:01:42] <Runaway1956> and exec is off his feed
[23:02:42] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nytimes.com
[23:02:42] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[23:02:52] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[23:02:55] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[23:03:16] <Runaway1956> thought maybe stripping the RSS crap off the URL might help - no luck
[23:16:27] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[23:17:02] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[23:25:52] <chromas> That's odd. Stripping usually does help
[23:28:40] <Runaway1956> I think someone came in and abused the bots last night, and they just don't want to work today
[23:29:05] <Runaway1956> When the wife abuses me, I don't like to work the next day
[23:29:19] <chromas> they were sexually molested by migrants
[23:29:38] <chromas> soon they will apologize for their victimhood
[23:34:03] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one
[23:38:04] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
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