#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-12

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[00:18:02] <Subsentient> My latest venture into imgur trolling: http://imgur.com
[00:18:03] <Cripple> ^ 03Brony boils Rainbow Dash in his own rotten cum. - Album on Imgur
[00:18:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Company Uses A.I. to Stop Cyberattacks Before They Start - http://sylnt.us - coded-conspiracy
[00:19:07] <Cmn32480_phone> Crutchy - there is a rather permanent way to prevent a third crutchlet.
[00:19:17] <Subsentient> cmn32480: http://imgur.com
[00:19:51] <Cmn32480_phone> But killing the wife is frowned upon
[00:20:15] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: http://imgur.com :^D
[00:21:23] <Cmn32480_phone> Sunsentient - you really think I'm gonna click on e of your imgur.com links? Seriously?
[00:22:20] <Subsentient> Cmn32480_phone: Can't blame me for trying. :^)
[00:25:55] <chromas> Bender: s/ht.*/You Won't Beliebe What Happens Next/
[00:25:55] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Company Uses A.I. to Stop Cyberattacks Before They Start - You Won't Beliebe What Happens Next
[00:26:24] <chromas> from the facebook-clickbait-headlines dept
[00:27:26] <Subsentient> lol
[00:29:30] <Subsentient> chromas: Perhaps you have a taste for the appetizing. Might want to go get some yogurt before clicking. http://imgur.com
[00:29:30] <Cripple> ^✓* 03Brony boils Rainbow Dash in his own rotten cum. - Album on Imgur
[00:29:46] <chromas> fuck you
[00:29:49] <chromas> yogurt sucks
[00:31:19] <chromas> I don't see anything gross about the jar though
[00:31:54] <chromas> If anything, I'd eat the jar (glass and all) just to get the taste of yogurt out
[00:32:03] <Subsentient> lol
[00:32:23] <crutchy> Cmn32480_phone, i'll probably end up getting the chop
[00:33:43] <Subsentient> crutchy: Regarding?
[00:34:29] <crutchy> third crutchlet prevention
[00:35:09] <crutchy> not that i'll really need it. there's a certain activity that's kinda required which doesn't happen anyway :p
[00:35:29] <Cmn32480_phone> Surpridingly, frequency increases post chop
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[00:54:16] <SirFinkus> well done Subsentient, that's pretty fucked up
[00:54:50] <SirFinkus> but don't put the jar on the radiator next time
[00:54:55] <SirFinkus> fucking cum saving NOVICE
[00:54:57] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: LOL
[00:55:07] <Subsentient> it wasn't me, LOL
[00:55:13] <SirFinkus> yeah, ok
[00:55:35] <SirFinkus> he's burying it
[00:55:46] <SirFinkus> some archeologist is going to dig that up
[00:56:05] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: That should be interesting
[00:56:13] <chromas> "What have I cum across?!"
[00:56:38] <chromas> In Russia, artifact come across archeologist
[00:57:17] <SirFinkus> unless he goes on /mlp/, in that case he comes on rainbow dash
[00:57:58] <chromas> he'd be accused of whitewashing history
[00:59:10] <Subsentient> lol
[01:00:24] <Subsentient> chromas: More like yellow-washing, if you've seen that jar
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[01:16:06] <SirFinkus> Subsentient, you didn't tell me what you thought of cloudkicker
[01:18:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> Cloudkicker is awesome!
[01:18:37] * AndyTheAbsurd isn't Subsentient but wanted to voice that opinion.
[01:18:41] <SirFinkus> agreed
[01:18:46] <SirFinkus> you aren't subsentient
[01:20:36] * AndyTheAbsurd is currently checking out Coroner
[01:21:08] * SirFinkus is currently transcoding a video
[01:22:13] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: pretty dope
[01:22:35] <SirFinkus> are you describing the women I date, or cloudkicker?
[01:22:45] <Subsentient> both
[01:22:54] <SirFinkus> glad you liked it
[01:23:18] <SirFinkus> you really should listen to the entire album though, it's one of those where all the tracks blend together
[01:25:37] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I probably will.
[01:26:40] <Subsentient> Got a fucking allergic reaction to my friend's guacamole. Fucking lips are red and burning. For some reason, only fresh avocado does that to me, not the processed, mutilated crap you get in a guac pack at the supermarket.
[01:27:21] * Subsentient does not have a severe reaction, but ends up regretting eating avocado whenever he does this
[01:28:27] <SirFinkus> avocado is fucking delicious
[01:28:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm only allergic to cats, so i'm safe as long as i don't eat pussy
[01:28:58] <Subsentient> lol
[01:29:08] <Subsentient> I'm not allergic to any animals.
[01:29:27] <Subsentient> I tease my cat Gracie by 'snarfling' her.
[01:29:51] <SirFinkus> Subsentient, also 35007 https://www.youtube.com
[01:29:52] <Cripple> ^ 03Von Braun - YouTube
[01:34:05] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[01:34:07] <Cripple> ^ 03Korn - Everything I've Known - YouTube
[01:34:19] * Subsentient still loves KoRn
[01:35:11] <SirFinkus> oh fuck this
[01:35:41] <SirFinkus> you also like horse semen in all of your orifices
[01:35:44] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Not a fan? :^)
[01:36:02] <SirFinkus> in your kornhole
[01:36:13] <Subsentient> s/n?/n of horse semen?/
[01:36:13] <sedctl> <Subsentient> n of horse semen?SirFinkus: Not a fan? :^)
[01:36:22] <Subsentient> lol
[01:36:40] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: That's pretty korny
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[01:38:26] <SirFinkus> タンポポ is the greatest movie ever made
[01:38:27] <SirFinkus> idgaf
[01:39:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I incidentally got to see Korn in concert once.
[01:39:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> They were between Life of Agony and Ozzy. I wasn't impressed.
[01:40:16] <SirFinkus> I incidentally had the opportunity to contract AIDS once
[01:40:25] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: A good bit of their music has this twisted melody I just adore.
[01:40:25] <SirFinkus> I also wasn't impressed
[01:41:14] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Perhaps this is more to your taste? https://www.youtube.com
[01:41:14] <Cripple> ^✓ 03Goofy sings Evanescence's Bring Me to Life - YouTube
[01:41:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> Subsentient: this was 1995 or 1996, so they weren't exactly a well-known act yet.
[01:41:26] <SirFinkus> evanescence is even more shit
[01:41:50] <SirFinkus> twisted as an adjective always makes me think of this https://www.youtube.com
[01:41:52] <Cripple> ^ 03Gangsta Fag - Twisted Life - YouTube
[01:42:49] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: https://www.youtube.com
[01:42:51] <Cripple> ^ 03Disturbed Sons of Plunder Lyics - YouTube
[01:43:07] <SirFinkus> another shitty band
[01:43:16] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[01:43:18] * Subsentient vomits down SirFinkus' throat
[01:43:18] * exec hideously cracks open a toilet bowl of sobriety for #soylent
[01:43:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday cmn32480
[01:43:25] * exec illegitimately internalizes an ace archive of beer-brand beer in cmn32480
[01:43:35] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[01:43:37] * exec suspiciously fires a ring buffer of clockwork oranges at AndyTheAbsurd
[01:43:53] <cmn32480> a toilet bowl of sobriety
[01:43:58] <SirFinkus> but if your dick is big and your ass is tight, if you get my way we can fuck all night
[01:44:09] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: https://www.youtube.com
[01:44:11] <Cripple> ^ 03Wolfmother - Mind's Eye(Lyrics) - YouTube
[01:44:16] <cmn32480> !grab sirfinkus
[01:44:16] <Bender> Added quote 739
[01:44:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://www.youtube.com
[01:44:24] <Cripple> ^ 03MC Frontalot - Colonel, Panic! - YouTube
[01:46:25] <SirFinkus> Subsentient, you lost "sirfinkus clicking your link" privileges for today, reinstated in 24 hours
[01:46:55] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: http://goatse.info
[01:46:56] <Cripple> ^ 03Eh
[01:47:21] * cmn32480 thinks about clicking and decides against it
[01:47:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://www.youtube.com
[01:47:41] <Cripple> ^ 03Cosm - Tehom - YouTube
[01:47:47] <cmn32480> is that really a goatse link?
[01:47:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> yes it is
[01:47:55] <cmn32480> I wasn wondering where it had moved.
[01:48:04] * AndyTheAbsurd only mildly regrets clicking on it
[01:48:04] <cmn32480> says AndyTheAbsurd after clicking on it
[01:48:41] * SirFinkus beings punching himself in the groin repeatedly
[01:49:17] * cmn32480 lends a hand to sirfinkus
[01:49:41] <SirFinkus> you can try punching my ass too
[01:49:51] <SirFinkus> although I think that's usually called something different
[01:49:54] * cmn32480 puts on steel toed boots
[01:49:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Clinton Donor Got on Sensitive Intelligence Board - http://sylnt.us - evolving-definition-of-donations
[01:59:04] <SirFinkus> ok, i'm trying my seagram's escape right now
[01:59:14] <SirFinkus> that my "friend" brought over
[01:59:35] <SirFinkus> I'm going with "peach fuzzy navel"
[02:14:55] <cmn32480> you borrow one of EF's extenders for your "friend"
[02:15:53] <cmn32480> time for bed
[02:16:00] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:16:02] * exec fanatically pairs a Borg cube of key/value pairs with #soylent
[02:16:17] <cmn32480> rats... almost made it
[02:16:19] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:16:21] * exec historically pukes an array of silver coins on cmn32480
[02:16:30] <cmn32480> ~gngiht Bytram
[02:16:41] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram
[02:16:43] * exec metrosexually slides an F cup of false hope to Bytram
[02:16:50] <cmn32480> I totally won that
[02:16:53] <Bytram> cmn32480: good to see you, if only in passing. Sleep well, My friend
[02:16:58] <cmn32480> you too
[02:17:02] <Bytram> yep,
[02:17:05] <cmn32480> queu is out to about 10am eastern
[02:17:15] <Bytram> hope to make it to a festival in town tomorrow; weather is a bit iffy
[02:17:35] <cmn32480> have a good tiem
[02:17:42] <cmn32480> and I hope the weather holds for yhou
[02:17:54] <Bytram> thnaks! If all goes well, I'll get to see these folks: http://www.amyandtheengine.com
[02:17:55] <Cripple> ^ 03Amy The Engine
[02:17:55] * Deucalion staggers in and lies down in the corner
[02:18:11] * Bytram notes that there is supposed to be an '&' in the name of theband
[02:18:13] * cmn32480 hand Deucalion a glass of water adn a few ibuprofen
[02:18:45] <cmn32480> ~time Deucalion
[02:18:47] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 12 June 2016, 2:18 am
[02:18:52] <cmn32480> ~time juggs
[02:18:54] <exec> Sunday, 12 June 2016 @ 3:18 am GMT+1 - London, UK
[02:18:54] <Deucalion> cmn32480, pills not needed just good old pillow time
[02:19:00] * Bytram offers Deucalion a blankie and some chocolate chip cookies -- everything goes better with chocolate!
[02:19:01] <cmn32480> oh
[02:19:17] <cmn32480> usually when people in here stagger in it is from too much liquid courage
[02:19:20] <Bytram> and a tumbler of warm milk
[02:20:12] <Bytram> if anyone happens to be in Portland, ME tomorrow, I will be attending: http://www.portlandmaine.com
[02:20:13] <Cripple> ^ 03Old Port Festival - Portland Downtown
[02:20:44] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[02:20:46] * exec suspiciously embiggens a ciri of testicular torsion with Deucalion
[02:20:47] <cmn32480> sweet dreams
[02:21:00] <cmn32480> that certainly won't let him sleep
[02:21:20] <cmn32480> anyway
[02:21:24] <cmn32480> past my bedtime too
[02:21:28] <cmn32480> ~gnight everybody
[02:21:30] * exec unnecessarily writes a fanfic featuring a beaker of pain about everybody
[02:22:06] <Deucalion> cmn32480, just one thing before you go
[02:22:28] <Deucalion> cmn32480, how's the weather been lately?
[02:22:49] <Deucalion> cmn32480, hmm, not good
[02:23:14] <Bytram> I'll be at the "WCLZ Stage (Silver & Fore Streets)" to see the 1pm performance of "Amy and the Engine (local band)", weather permitting, of course.
[02:23:18] <Bytram> http://forecast.weather.gov
[02:23:19] <Cripple> ^ 03Hourly Weather Forecast for 43.67N 70.3W (Elev. 75 ft)
[02:24:21] * Deucalion hugs Bytram and heads off to bed. Be well al.
[02:24:41] <Bytram> forecast is 62 deg F; 22-38 mph wind from the NW, slight chance of rain
[02:24:46] <Bytram> ~gnight Deucalion
[02:24:48] * exec $adverb crams a wallet of milo into Deucalion
[02:58:27] <Bytram> !uid
[02:58:27] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6255, owned by AssCork
[02:58:34] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:58:36] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 63°F, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 88% - Saturday partly cloudy (61°F:64°F), Sunday cloudy (53°F:72°F), Monday cloudy (58°F:74°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (59°F:75°F)
[02:58:39] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:58:41] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 56°F, cloudy, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 95% - Saturday partly cloudy (53°F:61°F), Sunday cloudy (51°F:67°F), Monday cloudy (52°F:71°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (54°F:74°F)
[02:58:44] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[02:58:46] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 58°F, cloudy, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 81% - Saturday cloudy (51°F:69°F), Sunday rain (49°F:55°F), Monday showers (46°F:55°F), Tuesday cloudy (47°F:62°F)
[03:18:17] <Bytram> http://www.npr.org
[03:18:17] <Cripple> ^ 03The Gray Team Zeroed In On Subtle Effects Of IED Blasts : Shots - Health News : NPR ( http://www.npr.org )
[03:18:27] <Bytram> http://www.npr.org
[03:19:05] <Bytram> http://www.npr.org
[03:21:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gawker Files for Chapter 11; Won't Pay Hulk Hogan and Peter Thiel - http://sylnt.us - moral-victory?
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[03:50:28] <SirFinkus> "-Please trust me.-
[03:50:28] <SirFinkus> If you feel uneasy about a purchase, please contact me before submitting bad feedback on ebay or paypal.
[03:50:28] <SirFinkus> I am certain that we can come to an agreement to make sure that you are a satisfied customer.
[03:50:28] <SirFinkus> As a top rated seller, your satisfaction is a top priority."
[03:50:40] <SirFinkus> well, I wasn't uneasy at all until I got that message
[04:02:32] <crutchy> never trust anyone that says 'trust me'?
[04:10:43] <SirFinkus> inorite?
[04:10:51] <SirFinkus> they already have my money though
[05:06:49] <Runaway1956> ~tell cmn32480 link is http://www.nytimes.com
[05:07:05] <Runaway1956> second time I've done that . . . .
[05:53:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Faulty Update Breaks Lexus Cars' Maps and Radio Systems - http://sylnt.us - 8-track-only
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[07:24:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK's Oldest Hand-Written Document 'at Roman London Dig' - http://sylnt.us - frozen-in-time
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[07:33:45] <TheMadFelcher> 'sup niggaz
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[08:54:21] <Subsentient> aww, I missed the mad felcher. :^(
[08:56:34] * crutchy was momentarily TheMadBelcher
[09:02:18] <Subsentient> crutchy: Hey bud. :^)
[09:02:26] * Subsentient affectionately vomits down crutchy's throat
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[09:25:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Happy Bots - http://sylnt.us - developing-skynet
[09:54:53] <crutchy> apparently someone is trolling Runaway1956
[09:54:59] <crutchy> or he is trolling himself
[09:55:02] <crutchy> on SN
[10:18:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:18:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2665
[10:22:57] <crutchy> hot_choc++
[10:22:57] <Bender> karma - hot_choc: 1
[10:28:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, i can't fault you for your choice of evening beverage but it's not gonna do it for me in the AM
[10:31:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:31:58] <MrPlow> Today: Clouds and some sun this morning with more clouds for this afternoon. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 94F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy early with thunderstorms becoming likely during the afternoon. High 93F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 80%.
[10:32:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. i need actual rain.
[10:57:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What if PTSD is More Physical Than Psychological? - http://sylnt.us - well-that's-different
[11:00:26] <crutchy> ~define-add bollocks, really really cold. like, so cold your bollocks go right up into your arse
[11:00:27] <exec> definition for term "bollocks" set to "really really cold. like, so cold your bollocks go right up into your arse"
[11:00:35] <crutchy> blergh
[11:00:40] <crutchy> ~define-add arsebollocks, really really cold. like, so cold your bollocks go right up into your arse
[11:00:41] <exec> definition for term "arsebollocks" set to "really really cold. like, so cold your bollocks go right up into your arse"
[11:00:53] <crutchy> ~define-del bollocks
[11:01:07] <crutchy> ~define-add bollocks
[11:01:08] <exec> syntax: ~define-add <term>, <definition>
[11:01:11] <crutchy> ~define-add bollocks,
[11:01:12] <exec> definition for term "bollocks" set to ""
[11:01:17] <crutchy> derp
[11:01:32] <crutchy> s/.*/bollocks/
[11:01:33] <sedctl> <crutchy> bollocks
[11:21:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:21:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:21:19] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 67
[11:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, so i'm really draggin arse today
[11:49:49] <Runaway1956> Heh. The wife just called from work - she's having a rough night with one of her nutcases.
[11:50:06] <Runaway1956> He's run away at least six times in the past week to ten days
[11:50:13] <Runaway1956> and he took off again last night
[11:50:49] <Runaway1956> He wouldn't get in the police car, so one of the other women came and picked him up, brought him back to the home
[11:51:03] <Runaway1956> I told the wife to just cut both of his Achilles tendons.
[11:51:15] <Runaway1956> He won't run far with a pair of floppy feet that won't hold him up.
[11:51:33] <Runaway1956> She's afraid that my idea might get her in trouble with the law . . .
[11:58:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus she'd have to carry him to the shitter
[12:00:03] <Runaway1956> Nahhhh, let him crawl, with his feet floppiing behind
[12:01:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> what about emergency shits and being far from the shitter? that's problem enough when you can walk.
[12:01:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> cleanup on aisle five
[12:02:32] <Runaway1956> Oh, Jesus, TMB, don't remind me. I've always had problems with that kinda thing. It was really bad, until I figured out that oily foods caused a large part of it.
[12:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't stop you eating them though, did it?
[12:03:59] <Runaway1956> Actually, yes - I don't eat salads with vinegar and oil, I avoid several foods that I might like to eat
[12:04:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf, yo? just plan ahead and wear your Depends.
[12:04:32] <Runaway1956> Ugh - - -
[12:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> salads is evil anyway.
[12:05:38] <Runaway1956> Rabbit food is alright in limited doses. It gives a guy an excuse to eat some bleu cheese dressing.
[12:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> steak or pretty much any other big hunk o dead animal always ends up with me on the shitter in like 20m.
[12:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh, dip yer hot wings in it
[12:06:52] <Runaway1956> 20 minutes sounds pretty controllable - I had an embarrasing bout with some kinda oily dish where I damned near didn't make it from the restaurant table to the shitter
[12:07:02] <Runaway1956> I mean - UGH!!
[12:07:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> grumble... fucking complex combat round possibilities.
[12:08:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> 20 minutes is like 19 minutes of "lalalala, doing fine" and one minute of "YOU SHALL SHIT NOW"
[12:09:34] <Runaway1956> Yeah, that sort of thing - anywhere from 30 seconds to 30 minutes - and whatever you ate is all just flushed away, and you're still hungry,
[12:11:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck it. ima hafta make "action" into a Vec named "actions" and process each action in turn. on account of some chars are gonna have multiple attacks and some are gonna have stuff they can do in addition to attacking; sometimes several things they can do besides attacking.
[12:26:29] <crutchy> Runaway1956, you're in the home of the free-to-shut-the-fuck-up and home of the shoot-first-ask-later :p
[12:26:40] <crutchy> s/home/land/
[12:26:40] <sedctl> <crutchy> Runaway1956, you're in the land of the free-to-shut-the-fuck-up and home of the shoot-first-ask-later :p
[12:27:12] <Runaway1956> LOL
[12:28:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Autocomplete and Hillary Clinton: Bias? - http://sylnt.us - people-with-javascript-still-enabled
[12:28:19] <crutchy> hopefully trump turns the whitehouse into a casino/strip club
[12:28:54] <crutchy> would totally mend relations with other countries overnight
[12:29:46] <Runaway1956> That might sound good - now. Trump has a good looking woman to strip for our viewing pleasure. But, what about the NEXT PRESIDENT!?!?!
[12:30:06] <crutchy> could use the revenue to help pay down the debt too
[12:30:40] <crutchy> oh god i hope hillary doesn't keep the strip club going
[12:30:45] <Runaway1956> The debt really isn't a problem. I've thought about that. All the government need do, is nationalize the so-called "Federal" Reserve.
[12:30:45] <chromas> next will be a muslim prez. that will ensure the wives are never too old to strip
[12:30:49] <chromas> or old enough even
[12:30:59] <Runaway1956> Then the government would owe almost all of that debt to itself.
[12:31:44] <crutchy> you still owe a lot to other countries
[12:31:54] <crutchy> well, actually you already paid :p
[12:32:05] <crutchy> but they may not rollover their bonds
[12:32:10] <Runaway1956> All the money that we owe to all other countries combined is less than we owe to the Federal Reserve
[12:32:20] <Runaway1956> 2 cents on every single dollar
[12:32:27] <Runaway1956> that's a lot of two cents
[12:32:34] <chromas> we'll pay back anything we owe by exterminating your feminists for you
[12:33:10] <Runaway1956> Isn't that rather drastic? Just put the females in chains until they learn their proper place in the grand scheme of things
[12:33:12] <crutchy> isn't the federal reserve owned by foreign families like bilderberg and rothschild?
[12:33:13] * chromas looks at germany
[12:34:07] chromas is now known as EF
[12:34:08] <Runaway1956> Theoretically, the Fed is owned by bankers. If you own a bank of a certain size, you are "invited" to buy into the Fed, or some silly shit like that
[12:34:13] <crutchy> pretty sure if the fed was nationalized, those families would do what they've done throughout history; start wars againt their enemies
[12:34:16] <EF> crutchy: you mean the JEWZ?
[12:34:22] EF is now known as jewmas
[12:34:23] <Runaway1956> But, the Bank of England owns a sizeable chunk
[12:34:26] <crutchy> lol
[12:35:04] * crutchy had to whois EF then
[12:35:10] <crutchy> s/EF/jewmas/
[12:35:10] <sedctl> <crutchy> had to whois jewmas then
[12:35:33] <jewmas> the fed should start its own bank, invest in itself, and pay itself back
[12:35:49] <crutchy> jewmas, i think that's basically what it does
[12:35:51] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[12:36:07] <Runaway1956> Heh - the fed is doing exactly what it has always intended to do - transfer the wealth from the masses to a very select few
[12:36:37] <crutchy> i don't think any bill to nationalize the fed would get anywhere
[12:37:01] <crutchy> that's one thing i really feel sorry for you guys for
[12:37:17] <crutchy> i'd rather be a subject of the british crown than a bunch of bankers :/
[12:37:38] <Runaway1956> Well - among the many conspiracy theories that have circulated, there is the one that the Federal Reserve had Kennedy assassinated
[12:37:43] <jewmas> it's what makes us great though. if you're gonna do something, do it right
[12:37:48] <jewmas> we're doin' debt right, man
[12:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> this'd be easier if i weren't writing AI for the characters based on abilities and available gear
[12:38:15] <Runaway1956> Don't forget to give the AI's emotions, themightybuzzard
[12:38:22] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, i started my AI really dumb; they just wandered towards each other
[12:38:34] <crutchy> or i guess you might be past that stage
[12:38:48] <Runaway1956> and, also, don't forget to make 'em fuck a lot
[12:38:56] <crutchy> fuckbots
[12:39:03] <crutchy> they will sell
[12:39:13] <Runaway1956> No, warbots, but they take time out to fuck regularly
[12:39:23] <crutchy> game of thrones bots
[12:39:27] <jewmas> I thought that was us
[12:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine're gonna be something along the lines of `for _ in 1..player_attacks { return "melee"; }` for debugging purposes.
[12:40:23] <Runaway1956> what's the line for "orgasm" ????
[12:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not quite that, more like push melee to a vector then return the vector
[12:40:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> player.spooge()
[12:44:59] jewmas is now known as chromas
[12:57:25] <Gravis> you gotta be kidding me. get your shit together because this isn't news: https://soylentnews.org
[12:57:26] <Cripple> ^ 03SN article:  Google Autocomplete and Hillary Clinton: Bias? 04(0 comments)
[12:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, A) it's tech effecting politics and B) it's sunday
[13:00:05] <chromas> weekends are limbo season
[13:00:24] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it's a conspiracy theory
[13:00:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> and? since when have tech sites shied away from those?
[13:00:45] <chromas> we need an foil hat icon
[13:01:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, icons are of teh debil. i turned em off long ago.
[13:02:22] <chromas> How about character icons like deviantart used to do
[13:02:44] <chromas> like have a "#The Mighty Buzzard" for admins
[13:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, for the game?
[13:03:01] <chromas> na on the site
[13:03:06] <Runaway1956> Gravis - that is an important story - it begs the question, "Are tech companies going to decide elections in the future?"
[13:03:16] <chromas> have lots o' little characters in places that mean something
[13:03:28] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[13:03:32] <Gravis> Runaway1956: it literally does not
[13:03:56] <chromas> this begs the question, why does begging the question not involve begging or questions?
[13:03:59] <Runaway1956> don''t be obtuse - I just hate intentional obtuseness
[13:04:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> accuteness too. be right.
[13:04:46] * chromas gives that a 90
[13:04:47] <Runaway1956> Well, at least close to right . . .
[13:05:06] <chromas> 25%
[13:05:29] <Runaway1956> 360 degree angles are best
[13:05:41] <Runaway1956> it makes them well rounded
[13:05:58] <chromas> that's pretty sharp
[13:06:45] <chromas> also, joke about how it's been known to turn on itself
[13:07:41] <Runaway1956> Ouroboros is no joke
[13:08:01] <chromas> well he can go fuck himself
[13:08:36] <chromas> and go down on himself
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[13:09:27] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so what other conspiracy theories will we be seeing on SN?
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[13:09:41] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:09:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, whatever ones you lot submit.
[13:09:55] <Runaway1956> All of them, we should hope
[13:10:04] <Gravis> that's stupid
[13:10:05] <chromas> Microsoft controlling RedHat
[13:10:17] <chromas> Redhat taking over the Linux world
[13:10:26] <Runaway1956> But, the google story is no "conspiracy theory" - Google did in fact fuck up
[13:10:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, the NSA spying on everyone all the time was a conspiracy theory until it was proven true.
[13:10:48] <chromas> conspiracy just means done in secret now. No need to conspire anymore
[13:10:51] <Runaway1956> And, they fucked up in a manner that might affect the election
[13:10:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: exactly. it's not news until it's proven.
[13:10:58] <chromas> #googlegate
[13:11:10] <Runaway1956> #gravisgate
[13:11:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, because speculation on shoddy evidence never belongs in the press.
[13:11:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> please, that's 95% of what news is.
[13:11:50] <Runaway1956> Jesus, TMB, you've just shut down every newspaper in history!
[13:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, besides, if we shut down wacko theories, we'd have to reject half the stories you submit =P
[13:13:02] <Runaway1956> Gravis submits? Doesn't that make him Muslim?
[13:13:03] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: clearly you don't know what i've submitted.
[13:13:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> like robots putting everyone out of a job stories. unproven conspiracy theory.
[13:13:33] * chromas gives Gravis a monocle
[13:13:45] * Runaway1956 salutes chromas
[13:13:55] <Runaway1956> Seig Heil!
[13:13:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i never submitted anything like that
[13:14:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm only showing two subs from you EVER, slacker.
[13:15:40] <chromas> I get zero. Must be 'cause I'm not privileged
[13:15:43] * chromas checked
[13:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, uber adminy powah
[13:16:01] * chromas bleaches his skin and straightens up
[13:16:13] <chromas> is that something that used to be but you removed?
[13:16:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> which i don't want but got given anyway.
[13:16:24] <chromas> I just get a line that say's he's submitted
[13:16:34] <Runaway1956> Attention all passengers - please check your privileges in to mass cargo, no privileges will be carried aboard
[13:16:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, beats me. i don't have a regular joe account to check with.
[13:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> check MrPlow's page. he should have recent ones if yer allowed to see them.
[13:17:14] <chromas> ✔
[13:17:21] <chromas> there, now you can boldly check
[13:17:22] <Runaway1956> Well, create a regular joe account - TheWimpyZubbard
[13:17:43] <chromas> aw, same single line :(
[13:17:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, no sock puppets for me.
[13:17:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> bummer
[13:18:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't me what did it. musta been pj or nc.
[13:18:21] <chromas> at least I can still see the comments. I think that's something you guys tried to take away
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[13:18:52] <chromas> oh wait, submissions are at the bottom of the main user page. neat
[13:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> if ima seek amusement from a sock, it's gonna be by putting it over my junk and running bare-arsed around the neighborhood.
[13:19:10] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you are letting your politics get the best of you.
[13:19:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, how's that?
[13:19:26] <chromas> pump the sock
[13:19:53] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you don't like the candidate and so you like the story regardless of merit
[13:19:57] <chromas> for april 1 next year you should switch to reddit code
[13:20:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i don't give a happy damn about it. haven't and prolly won't even RTFS.
[13:20:22] <chromas> pretty sure he doesn't like any of the candidates though. at least I hope so. they're all dogshit tacos
[13:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's legit regardless of it upsetting your sensibilities.
[13:21:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, damned skippy.
[13:21:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> or rather i'm tickled pink that ANY of them would fuck the nation six ways from sunday.
[13:22:01] * chromas is a firm believer in the completely untested pull-a-random-dude-off-the-street-for-a-year system
[13:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i need minions. this is a lot of code for a stupid little irc game.
[13:25:03] <chromas> invent a new rpg
[13:25:11] <chromas> one that uses regex for rules somehow
[13:25:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should calculate the complete fight immediately then spin off a thread to post the output to irc. otherwise the bot's gonna be blocked until the fight's done.
[13:26:01] <chromas> read /dev/urandom, apply regex, resulting character block is basis for actions
[13:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that or a race condition
[13:26:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw that, AI. gotta have that complexity. yes indeed.
[13:26:48] <chromas> does calculating the fight take more than half a second?
[13:27:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> won't, nope.
[13:27:26] <chromas> we need that cpu wars thing or whatever
[13:27:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> playing back ten rounds with 2-8 lines of text per round though.... that takes a bit or you flood the shit out of people.
[13:27:53] <chromas> where the bot tracks a vm and we write code to kill each other's code
[13:27:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
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[14:03:12] <janrinok> hi, anyone
[14:03:19] <janrinok> ... or even everyone
[14:09:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[14:09:10] * exec sexually terrorizes a cheap plastic cup of cheesy poofs with janrinok
[14:09:16] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:09:18] * exec transphobically connects a dutch oven of fat chick to TheMightyBuzzard
[14:09:23] <janrinok> you win
[14:09:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> strangely accurate as well
[14:10:04] <janrinok> lol
[14:10:16] <janrinok> how's things?
[14:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> neither the fat chick nor dutch ovening her would be out of character.
[14:11:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, long slog of coding. putting DnD rules into code suuuuuucks, even without having written the AI yet.
[14:11:30] <janrinok> a labour of love for you, I imagine
[14:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> keeps me busy while there's a hold-up on coding for the site.
[14:12:21] <janrinok> what's the hold-up?
[14:12:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj's been busy
[14:12:42] <janrinok> understandable
[14:13:06] <chromas> You could code it in perl and make there be a secret dnd api as part of the site
[14:13:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> which means we can't push out the site update, which means coding anything new is problematic.
[14:13:40] * chromas puts thick framed glasses on rehash
[14:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i'd prolly code it in rust and make it a cgi script if i were gonna do that.
[14:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> too much of the work's already done to redo it in perl.
[14:14:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> even in perl it'd be a bunch of code.
[14:14:24] <chromas> well there ya go. our characters could be tied to our sn accounts and we could have our stats on our user pages
[14:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> like on par with one of the larger perl modules in rehash.
[14:16:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> 3k lines of rust code in this bot right now.
[14:16:39] <chromas> make it its own project. libdnd
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[14:16:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> may very well
[14:17:00] <janrinok> you seem to be enjoying rust - I wrote a little utility in it last week. Still trying to get my head round some of the aspects though.
[14:17:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> or at least its own rust crate.
[14:17:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, i kinda am. it keeps me from leaving stupid mistakes in my code that i have to debug later.
[14:17:45] <janrinok> very true
[14:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it's a lot faster than C to write and a lot faster/lighter than perl to run.
[14:18:58] <janrinok> it _is_ very fast but I'm not fluent enough in rust to compare coding times yet
[14:19:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[14:19:12] <janrinok> I spend too much time trying to work out how to do things
[14:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only real downside is the compiler builds static binaries instead of using shared libs.
[14:20:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> it CAN use shared libs but it doesn't default to doing so.
[14:21:12] <janrinok> yup
[14:21:47] <janrinok> but that would mean it could not control memory allocation and release anymore.
[14:21:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i mean it does use shared libs that were written in other languages and linked to through a rust wrapper but purely rust code it compiles statically.
[14:22:11] <janrinok> gotcha
[14:22:30] <janrinok> brb
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[14:43:16] <Runaway1956> There really are a lot of stupid people - and a lot of those are Americans
[14:43:20] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[14:43:23] <Cripple> ^ 03American MMA fighter 'shot himself playing Russian roulette' — RT Sport ( https://www.rt.com )
[14:43:44] <chromas> what's so stupid? he won!
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[14:44:59] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:44:59] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 54
[14:45:00] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:00] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 53
[14:45:00] <Runaway1956> alright - what heppened here
[14:45:02] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:02] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 52
[14:45:04] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[14:45:04] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:05] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 52
[14:45:06] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:06] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[14:45:08] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:08] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 50
[14:45:09] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:09] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[14:45:10] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:10] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 50
[14:45:11] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:11] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[14:45:13] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:13] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 52
[14:45:13] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:13] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[14:45:14] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:15] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 52
[14:45:15] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:15] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[14:45:15] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:37] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:37] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[14:45:37] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:38] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 52
[14:45:39] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:39] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[14:45:40] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:40] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 52
[14:45:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> keep it up. when karma goes away entirely you'll have only yourselves to blame.
[14:45:41] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:41] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[14:45:41] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:42] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 52
[14:45:43] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:43] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:43] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[14:45:44] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 52
[14:45:45] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:46] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 53
[14:45:47] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:48] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 54
[14:45:49] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:50] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 55
[14:45:50] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:50] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 54
[14:45:51] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:52] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 55
[14:45:52] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:45:52] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 54
[14:45:53] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:54] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 55
[14:45:55] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:45:56] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 56
[14:45:57] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: perfect. ;)
[14:45:59] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: perfect. ;)
[14:45:59] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:46:00] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 57
[14:46:01] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: perfect. ;)
[14:46:01] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:46:02] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 58
[14:46:03] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: perfect. ;)
[14:46:03] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:46:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 59
[14:46:05] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:46:05] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 58
[14:46:05] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:46:06] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 59
[14:46:07] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:46:08] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 60
[14:46:08] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:46:08] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 59
[14:46:10] <Runaway1956> nicotine++
[14:46:10] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 60
[14:46:10] <Gravis> nicotine--
[14:46:32] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:32] <Bender> karma - gravis: 3
[14:46:34] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:34] <Bender> karma - gravis: 2
[14:46:36] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:36] <Bender> karma - gravis: 1
[14:46:38] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:38] <Bender> karma - gravis: 0
[14:46:40] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:40] <Bender> karma - gravis: -1
[14:46:42] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:42] <Bender> karma - gravis: -2
[14:46:44] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:44] <Bender> karma - gravis: -3
[14:46:46] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:46] <Bender> karma - gravis: -4
[14:46:46] <Gravis> i see i've been locked out by a sore admin. ;)
[14:46:48] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:48] <Bender> karma - gravis: -5
[14:46:50] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:50] <Bender> karma - gravis: -6
[14:46:52] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:52] <Bender> karma - gravis: -7
[14:46:54] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:54] <Bender> karma - gravis: -8
[14:46:56] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:46:56] <Bender> karma - gravis: -9
[14:47:00] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:47:00] <Bender> karma - gravis: -10
[14:47:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm?
[14:47:02] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:47:02] <Bender> karma - gravis: -11
[14:47:04] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:47:04] <Bender> karma - gravis: -12
[14:47:06] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:47:06] <Bender> karma - gravis: -13
[14:47:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, not i
[14:47:08] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:47:08] <Bender> karma - gravis: -14
[14:47:10] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:47:10] <Bender> karma - gravis: -15
[14:47:12] <Runaway1956> Gravis--
[14:47:12] <Bender> karma - gravis: -16
[14:47:16] <chromas> I don't think anyone knows enough about Bender to admin him that quickly
[14:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was just gonna kick/ban you for a while
[14:47:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> and Runaway1956 if he don't cut it out
[14:47:46] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: better just do do away with the karma bots
[14:48:02] <Runaway1956> where's my tongue sticking out thingy?
[14:48:06] <chromas> I thought you were the bot
[14:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's amusing to those of us who don't spam the channel trying to troll it.
[14:48:25] <chromas> Bender: whodown bacon
[14:48:25] <Bender> downers of bacon are: Subsentient: -6, Bytram: -3, geotti: -1, Landon: -1, SpallsHurgenson: -1, AndyTheAbsurd: -1, TME520: -1, aqu4: -1, crutchy: -1
[14:49:14] <chromas> Bender: could use flood suppression though
[14:49:16] <chromas> or oppression
[14:49:25] <chromas> who wants to write some python?
[14:49:57] <boru> pbot has pretty good flood protection. Disclaimer: I am not the author.
[14:50:02] -!- n1 has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[14:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i will if i have to but i'm gonna hope temporary bans are enough to keep me from having to
[14:50:32] <chromas> Bender's one of many forks of jsonbot
[14:50:33] <Bender> Sardines, fnm got was the hope bit first biggest largest cause term bane story greatest tree issue? name one defaultstemplate size way =set smell sign manufacturer nickserv part plan..net flight original 1st bogey smartest dragon? last best..manual response "submit" wrong sociopath? ideaman, blue internet myth and overhead materials black fish corsair person german bsds accountant - 2 more
[14:50:50] <Runaway1956> They could probably stop all these mass shootings, if they banned massive people
[14:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> shaddup bender
[14:51:11] <crutchy> janrinok, arthur is working good
[14:51:17] <chromas> How does that keep coming back on? Who's turning on Bender? I think that plugin was responsible for eating a lot of memory
[14:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, it was. it's no longer collecting the info
[14:51:42] <Gravis> Runaway1956: actually, they could probably stop all the mass shootings by only selling rubber bullets to regular folk
[14:51:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> still has what it has though.
[14:52:09] <Runaway1956> Shooting people is American and patriotic.
[14:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956++
[14:52:17] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 8
[14:52:20] <chromas> Bender: markov-disable
[14:52:43] <Gravis> Runaway1956: then i'll be sure you get shot first. :)
[14:52:44] * TheMightyBuzzard has a look at bender on beryllium
[14:53:22] <Runaway1956> I would be honored Gravis - not to mention delighted.
[14:53:31] <chromas> greedo shot first
[14:53:50] * chromas wonders if that was a thinly veiled reference to israel
[14:53:52] <Gravis> Runaway1956: yeah right, you're a pussy.
[14:53:53] <Runaway1956> Why you say that, chromas?
[14:54:15] <Runaway1956> Then, eat me bitch - EVERYONE likes to eat pussy!
[14:54:49] <chromas> tmb: you could probably unload that and a few other plugins in you need to shave some memory
[14:55:02] <chromas> completely unload, instead of just disabling
[14:56:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh, 91M bot. and i thought my perl bot was bad.
[14:56:10] <Gravis> Runaway1956: see, now you're just being overtly delusional.
[14:56:23] <Runaway1956> The gays in Orlando? body count up to 50, and 53 more injuries - and a headline suggests Muslim shooters
[14:56:52] <Runaway1956> suicide vest? Definitely not your average crazy American shooter
[14:56:56] <Gravis> Runaway1956: and headlines are never deceptive, right?
[14:57:26] <Runaway1956> The only people crazier than Americans, and more in love with killing than Americans, are Muslims
[14:57:37] <Runaway1956> so if it wasn't some dumb redneck, then it was a Muzzie
[14:57:48] <Runaway1956> That's not hard to figure out, now is it?
[14:58:46] <Runaway1956> Omar Mateen
[15:00:28] -!- Bender has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[15:02:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> was still a bit of markov code left somehow
[15:06:16] <chromas> poor Bender. Looks like he needs additional beer
[15:07:09] <Runaway1956> Gravis - Omar Mateen is a Muzzie Afghan
[15:07:26] <Runaway1956> Or an Afghan Muzzie
[15:07:31] <chromas> is he full of holes?
[15:07:44] <Runaway1956> He seems to be now
[15:08:01] * chromas throws him on the chesterfield
[15:08:55] <Gravis> "Muzzie"? wow, your bigotry is undeniable.
[15:09:15] <Runaway1956> Gravis - https://www.tmz.com
[15:09:18] <chromas> nothin' wrong with mocking religion
[15:09:18] <Cripple> ^ 03Omar Mateen -- Terrorist Was 29-Year-Old Islamic Radical (PHOTO) | TMZ.com
[15:09:32] <Runaway1956> Gravis - I notice you don't defend "dumb rednecks" when I mock them
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[15:10:18] <Runaway1956> don't be such a hypocrite - if you love Muzzies, that's cool - but you gotta be tolerant, and love rednecks too
[15:10:28] <Gravis> i'll ignore that you pointed to tmz for news.
[15:10:45] <Runaway1956> We've been trying hard to ignore you too
[15:11:17] <Gravis> Runaway1956: then someone should tell you about the /ignore feature
[15:11:58] <Runaway1956> Did ya notice that TMZ has all the same facts that a dozen other news sites have?
[15:12:20] <Runaway1956> Except - most of the other news sites are bending over backward to avoid using the word "Muslim"
[15:12:20] <Gravis> no because i won't lower myself to actually visiting their site.
[15:12:37] <Runaway1956> You don't know your ups from your downs dude
[15:13:15] <crutchy> Runaway1956, be gentle with this one. he can be the thenthitive sort
[15:13:24] <crutchy> ~time
[15:13:26] <exec> Monday, 13 June 2016 @ 1:13 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[15:13:35] <crutchy> ~gnight fockers
[15:13:37] * exec ironically piles a hugbox of CentOS on fockers
[15:13:41] <chromas> in his defense, tmz is usually gossip bs
[15:14:01] <Gravis> Runaway1956: tmz is an entertainment site, just like fox news. they have no requirement to report anything remotely truthful.
[15:14:03] <chromas> at least their tv show is
[15:14:10] <crutchy> they're all gossip bs
[15:14:31] <chromas> crutchy: no comparison. I don't think you understand just how terrible their show is
[15:14:37] <Runaway1956> And - what exactly are all the other "news" channels?
[15:14:41] <crutchy> you gotta read between the lines regardless of which news site/channel you refer to
[15:15:06] <Gravis> Runaway1956: legally liable
[15:15:14] <crutchy> Gravis, lmao
[15:15:22] <crutchy> on that note, i'm out
[15:15:25] <Runaway1956> gravis, ROFLMAO
[15:15:57] <chromas> Roff Le'Mau
[15:16:34] <Runaway1956> how do you do a ROFLcopter on here?
[15:16:48] <Gravis> Runaway1956: https://en.wikipedia.org
[15:16:49] <Cripple> ^ 03Wiki: Fox v. Franken ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[15:17:05] <chromas> 🚁
[15:17:44] <Gravis> no, that's the wrong case.
[15:18:06] <Runaway1956> Well, in that case, it's perfectly excusable
[15:20:02] <Runaway1956> Meanwhile - I gotta get back to my story, and see which aliens we are going to genocide
[15:20:41] <Runaway1956> I think we've decided that we like the Tersae, and we're going to save them.
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[15:26:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> better. relay taken out of the plugins.
[15:26:51] <chromas> what's the usage now?
[15:27:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now, 29MB
[15:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is decidedly better than the 60-ish he was running
[15:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, up to 50 now
[15:28:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta be the rss thing
[15:29:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> why the fuck aren't the feeds being written to file and the memory freed?
[15:30:19] <chromas> must be time for a new Bender
[15:30:28] <chromas> to the rust-mobile!
[15:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no i ain't rewriting bender
[15:32:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could, i suppose, but i refuse to work with his xml data files.
[15:32:54] <chromas> well you just need rss, karma and twatter twanking
[15:33:12] <chromas> and koffie
[15:33:26] <chromas> ~taart Bender
[15:33:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> something is doing facebook for us as well. dunno what though.
[15:33:29] <chromas> !taart Bender
[15:33:29] * Bender bak het gerust zelf, alles ligt klaar voor je, Bender
[15:34:19] <chromas> is that cromulent?
[15:34:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i am NOT coding against the twatter api again. last time i did they broke my shit within three months.
[15:34:48] <chromas> nobody's thumb-upped any posts
[15:35:14] * chromas accidentally bmuped a link changing fb to french; hasn't bothered to put it back
[15:36:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use fb to keep up with family. anyone else can go hang
[15:36:40] <chromas> yeah. instant messaging using pidgin
[15:37:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[15:37:12] <chromas> the purple-facebook plugin works better than the xmpp interface did
[15:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[15:37:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like xmpp but their shat didn't xmpp well
[15:38:53] <chromas> also pidgin kinda sucks with xmpp too. "What's that? You did all the work to implement message carbons and all we have to do is merge this tiny patch? No thanks"
[15:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw carbons. as long as text, voice, and video work, all is good.
[15:40:09] <chromas> it's nice if you've more than one device connected
[15:40:21] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[15:40:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why god created telegram
[15:41:02] <chromas> also, there's two different file transfer things and they only do one
[15:41:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if i could just get ANYONE to use it.
[15:41:10] <chromas> the one others don't use
[15:41:31] <chromas> I wanna run my own server, dammit
[15:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[15:41:40] <chromas> telegram needs federation
[15:45:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> telegram needs voice n video. i don't give a damn about federation.
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[15:46:54] <New-York-City> 14Ya Yamur, Ya ki UsLansn Gurur..
[15:47:04] <New-York-City> Hi
[15:48:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[15:49:26] <New-York-City> How are you guys
[15:49:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, running out of coding juice but otherwise fine.
[15:50:09] <New-York-City> Here I found the deep website,
[15:50:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> was it lost?
[15:50:49] <New-York-City> did not understand you
[15:51:10] <New-York-City> found it
[15:51:42] <New-York-City> No one else than you think
[15:52:14] New-York-City is now known as Turkey
[15:52:27] Turkey is now known as Ottoman
[15:52:39] <Ottoman> .l TheMightyBuzzard
[15:52:40] <Ottoman> Ottoman 14Arkadamz4 TheMightyBuzzard 14Nickini 6ldrmek in:4 Karabasanlar Gelsin Diye Dua Ediyor
[15:52:54] <Ottoman> .hediye TheMightyBuzzard
[15:52:56] <Ottoman> Ottoman 14Tarafndan4 TheMightyBuzzard 14Nickine Hediye Yolland. 6Hediyeniz:4 Tek Ta Yzk
[15:52:59] <Ottoman> Gift :)
[15:53:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird. i have the most complete font known in existence and those are still coming through as unknown glyphs.
[15:54:06] <chromas> I just see accented letters
[15:54:23] <chromas> and something about single stone rings
[15:54:41] * chromas cheats with auto translation
[15:54:42] <Ottoman> 'm sorry you are unable to see Turkey characters
[15:55:15] <Ottoman> The model who married a ring in it
[15:55:22] <Ottoman> .hediye chromas
[15:55:23] <Ottoman> Ottoman 14Tarafndan4 chromas 14Nickine Hediye Yolland. 6Hediyeniz:4 Tek Ta Yzk
[15:55:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame the quebec.
[15:55:24] <Ottoman> .hediye chromas
[15:55:26] <Ottoman> Ottoman 14Tarafndan4 chromas 14Nickine Hediye Yolland. 6Hediyeniz:4 Iphone 6s
[15:55:57] <Ottoman> did not understand you
[15:56:02] <Ottoman> :S
[15:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it has to be someone's fault and blaming quebec means i get to blame both the french and canadians.
[15:56:33] <Ottoman> Pleasant conversation with you
[15:56:51] <Ottoman> Okey
[15:56:54] <Ottoman> (:
[15:57:24] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[15:57:43] <Ottoman> Good evening by evening, for you do not know how us
[15:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coding is so much easier early in the morning.
[15:58:20] <Ottoman> What encoding
[15:58:30] * TheMightyBuzzard points at MrPlow
[15:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> my irc bot
[15:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather istanbul, turkey
[15:58:52] <MrPlow> Today: A few clouds. Lows overnight in the upper 60s. Tomorrow: Except for a few afternoon clouds, mainly sunny. High 82F. Winds SW at 10 to 15 mph.
[15:58:55] <chromas> Otomatik çeviri kullanarak hile yapıyorum
[15:59:29] <Ottoman> do not you :)
[16:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i give up for today. i need lunch and a nap.
[16:01:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Woes - Regulation and Fines - http://sylnt.us - taken-for-a-ride?
[16:01:58] <Ottoman> Goodbye my friend
[16:02:26] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
[16:02:29] <Ottoman> What time is it there
[16:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[16:02:35] <exec> Sunday, 12 June 2016 @ 11:02 am CDT - Humboldt, TN 38343, USA
[16:02:55] <Ottoman> Morning ?
[16:02:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> barely, yes
[16:03:17] <Ottoman> Hmmm
[16:03:36] <Ottoman> 7pm here
[16:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wake up at 5am though, so i've been programming for six hours straight.
[16:04:16] <Ottoman> What's your name
[16:04:41] <chromas> yeah, a/s/l and all that ;)
[16:04:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> that not something i tell anyone over the internet. no offense.
[16:05:00] <Ottoman> (:
[16:05:33] <Ottoman> 'm trying to meet with you, I think you love me
[16:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably not if you're not a very large catfish.
[16:07:01] <Runaway1956> An Ottoman catfish . . .
[16:07:37] <Ottoman> A place you can not reach my friend insults
[16:08:11] <Ottoman> do not give a damn attitude you insult me in the past will satisfy you the way, do not worry :)
[16:12:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> No, apparently Turkey does not have catfish. Mackerel, pike, mullet, and a bunch of other kinds but I'm not finding catfish.
[16:13:20] <Ottoman> t came time for you to sleep
[16:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[16:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday #soylent
[16:13:40] * exec defiantly stuffs a staff of store-brand beer into #soylent
[16:13:54] * SirFinkus has a friend in Turkey now
[16:14:39] <Ottoman> Results?
[16:14:41] <Ottoman> SirFinkus
[16:15:00] <SirFinkus> not sure what you mean by results
[16:15:11] <SirFinkus> he moved there in April
[16:15:30] <Runaway1956> Wow - did you see that? Ottoman told Buzzard to go to bed, and Buzzard just trotted off to bed.
[16:17:12] <Ottoman> The SirFinkus's odd friends are talking very redundant and unnecessary
[16:17:54] <Ottoman> So where has moved
[16:18:04] <SirFinkus> I'll let him know
[16:19:26] <Ottoman> For what ?
[16:20:19] <Runaway1956> redundancy, LOL
[16:21:29] <Ottoman> You speak empty LOL :D
[16:21:52] <SirFinkus> I've certainly been accused of that
[16:22:12] <Runaway1956> Well, yes, an LOL has an O in the middle, which is basically a hole in reality with nothing in the center
[16:23:41] <Ottoman> Guilty
[16:25:16] <Ottoman> am bored
[16:25:47] <Runaway1956> contemplate the O's in your name for awhile
[16:27:25] <Ottoman> There will say
[16:27:45] <Ottoman> Bak iine
[16:32:35] <SirFinkus> I could tell you about the sandwich I'm eating
[16:45:04] <Runaway1956> Your sandwich has an inside, a top side, and a bottom side?
[16:45:19] <SirFinkus> yes
[16:49:26] <Ottoman> :DD
[16:55:34] <Ottoman> yi gnler
[16:55:40] <Ottoman> Have a nice day
[16:55:53] <Ottoman> am going
[16:56:01] <SirFinkus> cya
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[17:02:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientist Says He Found "Proof" That We Live in a "Matrix" - http://sylnt.us - now-my-brain-hurts
[17:30:11] <SirFinkus> Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
[17:30:12] <SirFinkus> Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!
[17:30:16] <SirFinkus> oh trump
[17:30:17] <SirFinkus> classy as always
[17:51:50] <janrinok> can anyone in the US confirm the terror attack in Florida?
[17:52:07] <SirFinkus> yes, it's real
[17:52:16] <janrinok> k - I'll release the story
[17:52:21] <chromas> wikipedia's got an article about it ;)
[17:52:32] <SirFinkus> but it's on nyt, cnn, etc etc
[17:52:37] <SirFinkus> every major news outlet
[17:52:53] <SirFinkus> and trump is tweeting about it
[17:59:08] <takyon> story goes out in 55 seconds
[17:59:19] * chromas watches for Florida flag avatar overlays
[17:59:24] <takyon> link in story points at president live stream
[17:59:31] <takyon> that will start in about a minute
[18:00:36] <takyon> UGH Comey
[18:00:44] <takyon> the President triggered me
[18:02:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CO₂ Turned Into Stone in Iceland in Climate Change Breakthrough - http://sylnt.us - good-climate-change-news
[18:33:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Islamic Terrorist Opens Fire on Florida Nightclub; 50 Killed, 53 Wounded - http://sylnt.us
[19:04:28] <SirFinkus> lol armok vision
[19:04:32] <SirFinkus> do not use
[19:04:58] <SirFinkus> has an impressive mammary leak
[19:05:01] <SirFinkus> 22GB
[19:17:13] <janrinok> !userid
[19:17:36] <janrinok> ... perhaps that doesn't work anymore
[19:18:25] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[19:20:51] <chromas> !uid
[19:20:52] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6256, owned by Arthur T Knackerbracket
[19:31:57] <SirFinkus> anyone following e3 shit?
[19:32:21] * SirFinkus could make a channel or something if there are enough people
[19:32:38] <chromas> is e3 happening now?
[19:32:41] <SirFinkus> or I can just spam #soylent
[19:32:48] <chromas> nobody's mentioned it
[19:32:51] <SirFinkus> ya
[19:32:59] <SirFinkus> err, shortly
[19:33:00] <chromas> spam #Soylent for maximum audience
[19:33:17] <chromas> planning to narrate?
[19:33:26] <SirFinkus> https://gaming.youtube.com
[19:33:27] <Cripple> ^ 03YouTube Gaming ( https://gaming.youtube.com )
[19:33:31] <SirFinkus> absofuckinglutely
[19:33:47] <SirFinkus> only thing so far is a cringey bit about the florida shootings
[19:34:03] <SirFinkus> "video games are violent, but irl violence is NOT COOL MAN"
[19:34:07] <chromas> I just get a throbber
[19:34:39] <SirFinkus> oh god
[19:34:45] <SirFinkus> I hate all of these people
[19:35:23] <SirFinkus> instant rage
[19:35:51] <SirFinkus> "the announcements are the best part of e3"
[19:35:55] <SirFinkus> isn't that, like, the point?
[19:36:40] <SirFinkus> the fuck is this, sports center?
[19:37:02] <SirFinkus> lol the lighting makes it look like the guy in green is wearing a beret
[19:37:15] <SirFinkus> a blue one
[19:37:28] <SirFinkus> predictions AND reactions
[19:37:45] <SirFinkus> "we want you to be part of the show"
[19:37:55] <SirFinkus> trust me, you don't want *me* to be part of the show
[19:38:05] <SirFinkus> titanfall 2?
[19:38:09] <SirFinkus> people bought the first one?
[19:38:38] <SirFinkus> "the prerendered trailer was AMAZING"
[19:39:23] <SirFinkus> if this gets annoying, I can move to #e3
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[19:40:25] <SirFinkus> man, what an original plotline
[19:40:45] <SirFinkus> grunt who's dream is to pilot a titan runs across one
[19:42:04] * chromas increases speed to 1.5
[19:42:04] <SirFinkus> oh man
[19:42:19] <SirFinkus> an evil corporation attacking the poor farmers for "resources"
[19:42:53] <SirFinkus> "something very different in the series"
[19:42:55] <SirFinkus> fucking
[19:43:00] <SirFinkus> a series about wars
[19:43:04] <SirFinkus> they picked a different war
[19:43:15] <SirFinkus> apparently that's "something different"
[19:44:12] <SirFinkus> is this woman like 3 feet tall?
[19:44:19] <SirFinkus> she needs to raise her chair or something
[19:44:32] <SirFinkus> "it's all about speed, which is such a big thing now"
[19:44:33] <SirFinkus> fucking
[19:44:35] <SirFinkus> fucking
[19:44:36] <SirFinkus> fucking
[19:44:47] <SirFinkus> play quake 3 arena and say that again
[19:46:45] <SirFinkus> RAISE HER CHAIR
[19:46:52] <SirFinkus> BATTLEFRONT
[19:46:54] <SirFinkus> A BIG HIT
[19:46:59] <SirFinkus> HAHAHAHA
[19:47:04] <SirFinkus> IT WAS TRASH
[19:47:11] <SirFinkus> oh boy, dlc
[19:48:34] <SirFinkus> oh shit, almost said something that might be taken negatively, better backpedal?
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[19:52:13] <MartyrForAllah> Durka-Durka! Allah Muhammad Jihad!
[19:52:17] <chromas> Allahu Akbar, my son
[19:52:46] <MartyrForAllah> They let it happen so they can take "assault rifles"
[19:53:53] <MartyrForAllah> Watch, it'll be just another gun-grab from Grand Emperor Baraq Hussein Soetoro
[19:54:04] <SirFinkus> I just can't anymore
[19:54:09] <MartyrForAllah> And all the Jewish lawmakers like Feinstein
[19:54:30] <chromas> Fmore like euerstein
[19:54:49] <MartyrForAllah> The killer was surely a closet homo, who was driven to rage at the hotness of two sweaty gay dudes kissin.
[19:54:56] <chromas> Joshua Feuerstein
[19:55:21] <MartyrForAllah> (All Arabs and Afghans are actually not only repressed homos, but goat-fuckers)
[19:55:52] <SirFinkus> what if they fuck male goats?
[19:56:10] <SirFinkus> or does that just make the goat gay?
[19:56:35] <MartyrForAllah> SirFinkus, that's an everyday occurrence for them when in their homelands. They get cranky in Western countries because it's more difficult for them to do it.
[19:56:36] <chromas> they also fuck male children
[19:56:57] <MartyrForAllah> Although word on the street is that it's now legal to blow (or be blown by) goats in Canada.
[19:57:21] <SirFinkus> oh shit, time to make a run for the border
[19:57:22] <chromas> need to release exploding goats in sweden
[19:57:39] <MartyrForAllah> That would be awesome, chromas
[19:57:55] <MartyrForAllah> I'd like to see more attacks on Mosques, personally.
[19:58:13] <MartyrForAllah> Uh, I mean, I do not condone violence of any kind!@
[19:58:59] <MartyrForAllah> Not really violent attacks, just bacon-slappings, pigs' heads on stakes', and Korans covered with swine feces
[20:00:00] <MartyrForAllah> Western governments across the world are allowing Muslim attacks on their own citizens.
[20:00:59] <MartyrForAllah> We should handle the Muslims how the Chinese do - force them to participate in humiliating parades mocking their own religion.
[20:01:22] <SirFinkus> or maybe just release goats in the streets to let them work out their frustrations?
[20:02:19] <MartyrForAllah> Yeah. Or have more gay muslims clubs
[20:02:34] <MartyrForAllah> with male goats
[20:02:56] <MartyrForAllah> They could call it "The Tush-Kebab"
[20:04:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Lonely Transatlantic Journey of a Self-Sailing Solar Ship - http://sylnt.us - "we-are-sailing,-we-are-sailing"
[20:05:54] <MartyrForAllah> If the Muzzies bring the fight to San Diego, we're going to have roving gangs of MMA-trained ex-vigilantes looking for beatdowns.
[20:06:35] <SirFinkus> I think the trouble was that it was latin night, he couldn't resist
[20:07:26] <MartyrForAllah> Now there's another culture where "It's not gay as long as you're on top"
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[22:33:53] * Bytram waves a friendly greeting to takyon_
[22:34:17] * takyon_ pissed at pedants
[22:35:18] <takyon_> my userpage takes forever to load. I wonder when it will start crashing the database
[22:35:34] * Bytram is not terribly fond of 'em, either.
[22:36:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Opioid Addiction is Big Business - http://sylnt.us - Hooked-on-Profits?
[22:36:29] <Bytram> try this: update user_info delete * where nick = 'takyon' ;
[22:37:08] <Bytram> but seriously, I cannot imagine you are the first to encounter such a bounteous history?
[22:37:15] * Bytram goes to take a look
[22:37:39] <takyon_> maybe you can rank the users
[22:37:46] <takyon_> see which # place I come in
[22:38:09] <takyon_> although I'm not sure which metric is causing the long load... number of comments, number of moderations, journals, or some combination?
[22:38:26] <takyon_> probably comments
[22:38:33] <takyon_> oh and submissions
[22:39:26] <Bytram> that might take a while; was about to take a break -- will look at it when I get back.
[22:39:35] <takyon_> you don't have to
[22:39:43] <takyon_> ...take a break
[22:39:49] <takyon_> j/k
[22:52:16] <Bytram> back
[22:52:16] <Bytram> and forth
[22:52:23] <Bytram> and round and round =)
[22:56:18] <Bytram> a quick glance suggests that the problem (or at least a large part of it) is obtaining, formatting, and returning the data on 872 submissions. Were it to return only the, say, 100 most recent, that would probably help quite a bit.
[22:56:18] <Bytram> I suggest 100 as that is the quantity returned for comments: takyon's Latest 100 of 3442 Comments
[22:58:18] <Bytram> I think I killed my copy of pale moon trying to copy source of your user info page :/
[23:01:11] <Bytram> nope, just a hiccup
[23:01:53] <Bytram> but it *is* using a gig of RAM... prolly time for a restart
[23:04:17] <takyon_> heh
[23:04:17] <Bytram> hmmm, that's interesting! did a wget of your user page, and it only returned 24 of 3442 comments -- may be because of my editor privs?
[23:04:52] * Bytram issued: wget --no-check-certificate --output-document=takyon.html "https://soylentnews.org/~takyon/"
[23:04:52] <Cripple> ^✓ 03takyon - SoylentNews User
[23:04:54] <takyon_> the page apparently returns the 100 latest comments
[23:05:30] <Bytram> that's what I see, as a *user*
[23:05:37] <Bytram> but the wget only showed the most recent 24
[23:06:54] <Bytram> hmmm
[23:08:41] <Bytram> yep, confirmed. used lynx, so am an Anonymous Coward, saw only Latest 24 of 3442 Comments, no Moderations info, and a gazillion stories submitted
[23:11:22] <Bytram> appears to be located in template: userInfo;users;default
[23:14:18] * Bytram is moving to #dev
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