#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-09

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[00:36:25] <Runaway1956> I keep missing milestones for folding at home - like, the team went past fifty million some weeks ago, and I missed it\
[00:36:41] <Runaway1956> I caught my own milestone today - I just went over ten million points
[00:37:10] <Runaway1956> cmn32460 is sitting idle
[00:37:28] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[00:37:30] <exec> 07696
[00:39:53] <Runaway1956> topdawg appears to have quit - he was coming on strong for a couple weeks
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[00:41:54] <Runaway1956> tibman and kymation are reliably churning out their quotas, as are NotSanguine and Frojack
[00:42:34] <Runaway1956> Eric Albers seems to be leading the pack though - ethanalbers is ranked down in the pack
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[00:55:36] <Runaway1956> social justice warriors and - DEATH THREATS?!?!?! Fascist motherfuckers - http://www.reuters.com
[00:55:36] <webzone> ^ 03Judge in Stanford rape case receives death threats amid recall efforts| Reuters
[00:56:20] * chromas <- totally shocked
[00:56:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> the dude raped a chick
[00:56:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> he deserved five years in jail
[00:57:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> he got essentially a slap on the wrist
[00:57:23] <Runaway1956> I don't know what the fuck he deserves - I know that fascists and nazis make death threats when they don't get their way
[00:57:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...because he's a white male athlete.
[00:57:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> Did you think that WASN'T going to make people mad?
[00:58:03] <Runaway1956> There's a line between "make people mad" and making death threats -
[00:58:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> If you make 50000 people mad, some of them are going to be mad enough and stupid enough to make death threats
[00:59:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> it doesn't matter if they're SJWs or Jews or Christians or computer programmers
[00:59:18] <Runaway1956> So, you'll excuse the excesses?
[00:59:58] <chromas> I think death threats are standard for anything now
[01:00:13] <chromas> If they're really SJWs they'd actually go through with it though
[01:00:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> No, but I understand the desire. And I wouldn't be sad if someone carried through the threats on the judge or the rapist. (And the rapist's father deserves a kick in the teeth as well.)
[01:00:19] <Runaway1956> I can't excuse fascism - "Do as we demand, or we'll KILL YOU!"
[01:01:12] <Runaway1956> This is why I vehemently hate and detest the crazy assed Muslims killing people for stupid reasons
[01:01:14] <chromas> What'd the dad do?
[01:01:45] <chromas> Making comments is terrible; string 'im up with the others
[01:03:57] <Runaway1956> It must also be noted - if this were a black or a latino who got six months in jail for raping some white bitch, the media would be happy as pigs in shit
[01:04:20] <Runaway1956> We'd be heariing, "drunk assed white bitch deserved it!"
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[01:10:59] <cmn32480> ~gday >beverage the rent is too damn high
[01:11:00] <exec> added to beverages
[01:11:12] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[01:11:14] * exec retroactively pairs a cheap plastic cup of fat chick with #soylent
[01:11:58] <chromas> ~g'day cmn32480
[01:12:00] * exec seductively heaps a wad of manpages on cmn32480
[01:12:09] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[01:12:11] * exec single-candidly stuffs a dongle of medium salsa into chromas
[01:12:23] <chromas> mmm, medium salsa
[01:12:45] <Runaway1956> exec is much improved - he's crazy as shit now, but far less vulgar
[01:12:55] <cmn32480> yer welcome
[01:13:16] <cmn32480> i did abit of house cleaning on that a few weeks back
[01:13:29] <Runaway1956> yeah, I 'member that
[01:13:31] * cmn32480 is full of yummyness from dinner
[01:13:42] <cmn32480> seafood gumbo
[01:13:46] <cmn32480> grits
[01:13:53] <cmn32480> potato salad
[01:13:58] <cmn32480> jambalaya
[01:14:05] * Runaway1956 is still thinking about dinner - italian pizza and hot peppers just don't go together
[01:14:17] <chromas> Actually if he were black he probably would've tried attacking the witnesses and got shot to death and there'd be #justiceforbrock ralleys in the street
[01:14:56] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - I'm in New Orleans... gotta eat all the seafood I can get
[01:15:18] <Runaway1956> Does seafood taste better when you can smell the salt air?
[01:15:32] <Runaway1956> Order the same meal in Kansas, and it just won't taste the same.
[01:16:15] <chromas> that's 'cause they pee on the fish destined for export
[01:16:48] <cmn32480> maybe...
[01:16:50] <Runaway1956> But, Chromas - salt water and seafood go together
[01:16:52] <cmn32480> could be the people making it
[01:17:01] <cmn32480> or the recipes
[01:17:06] <cmn32480> or atht the fish is fresher
[01:17:19] <Runaway1956> It's the smell - I ate a catfish dinner in Arkansas which was just O-kay
[01:17:23] <cmn32480> or that I'm here and not in Kansas City
[01:17:35] <Runaway1956> took the leftovers with me and ate them in New Orleans, it tasted GREAT
[01:17:45] <cmn32480> but BBQ in KC is fabulous... here..... pretty suck
[01:18:01] <Runaway1956> I munched on those leftovers as I was crossing that long assed bridge going east out of N.O.
[01:18:07] <cmn32480> how much beer was had after arriving in NOLA?>
[01:18:24] <Runaway1956> nada, none, zip, zilth - I was driving
[01:18:29] <cmn32480> ahhh
[01:18:33] <cmn32480> dunno
[01:18:41] <cmn32480> but location has somethign to do with it
[01:18:44] <Runaway1956> It's the smell of the mudflats
[01:18:46] <cmn32480> same thign with pizza in NYC
[01:19:03] <cmn32480> same pizza in kentucky just ain't the same
[01:19:10] <Runaway1956> you got it
[01:19:24] <cmn32480> but I think that specific case has to do with the water
[01:19:27] <Runaway1956> That, and the pollutants in NYC water . . . .
[01:20:12] <cmn32480> actually NYC drinking water is some of the cleanest in the country
[01:20:25] <cmn32480> comes from the Catskills
[01:20:37] <cmn32480> remember Die Hard 3(?)?
[01:20:45] <cmn32480> the big pipe
[01:20:52] <Runaway1956> NYC has more illicit drugs in their sewerage than anywhere, and the drugs leach into the drinking water
[01:20:53] <cmn32480> and the dump truck
[01:21:18] <cmn32480> the sewerage gets dumped in the Hudson or East river
[01:21:24] <cmn32480> the drinking water comes from upstate
[01:21:43] <Runaway1956> Yeah, but the pipes run side-by-side
[01:21:53] <cmn32480> lol
[01:22:19] <Runaway1956> quantum physics and pipes running side by side says the drugs leach over
[01:23:37] <Runaway1956> First post here wins the internet funny of the day - https://soylentnews.org
[01:23:38] <webzone> ^ 03SN article: China Cleaning Up With a Toilet Revolution 04(18 comments)
[01:23:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Blocks IPv6 Tunnels Over Geo-Unblocking Fears - http://sylnt.us
[01:30:19] * cmn32480 wants to go get some raw oysters
[02:01:14] <cmn32480> tea++
[02:01:14] <Bender> karma - tea: 552
[02:01:33] <Runaway1956> cannabis-tea++
[02:02:11] <Runaway1956> Does bender work for the DEA?
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[02:07:56] <RogueBoner> 'Sup.
[02:08:37] <Runaway1956> http://latino.foxnews.com
[02:08:37] <webzone> ^ 03South Texas officer charged after leaving police dog to die in hot vehicle | Fox News Latino
[02:08:51] <RogueBoner> Hahah, what a dipshit.
[02:10:19] <Runaway1956> It's those illegal aliens - you give them a job, a vote, welfare, an education, and they leave animals and babies in hot cars to die
[02:10:29] <Runaway1956> Probably high on something
[02:10:58] <RogueBoner> "Cerrillo called 911 from his McAllen home Thursday after finding Rex unresponsive in the unmarked vehicle."
[02:10:58] <RogueBoner> Hahahahaha
[02:11:20] <RogueBoner> "muh dawg died!" "okay, an ambulance is on its way"
[02:11:38] <Runaway1956> Real retard -
[02:12:11] <RogueBoner> I like how the logo has the word "latino" stylized, because latinos are hot and spicy, or something. It's like the Chelada Bud Light cans.
[02:13:03] <Runaway1956> Mmmmmm - I've met some Latinas who are hot and spicy . . . . I like that moch brown skin
[02:13:09] <Runaway1956> mocha
[02:13:52] <RogueBoner> Yeah, that is true, but could you imagine if Fox News Asia had the word "asia" stylized with brush-strokes or some shit?
[02:15:03] <Runaway1956> Actually, I'm looking for the sylized logo of which you speak and not seeing it - I guess my filters block that shit
[02:15:40] <RogueBoner> it's in the upper-left corner, I run noscript and still saw it without having to "allow" anything
[02:15:54] <RogueBoner> Try this
[02:15:55] <RogueBoner> http://global.fncstatic.com
[02:16:55] <Runaway1956> I see it now with Iron browser - yeah, it's cheesy
[02:17:57] <Runaway1956> This one is funny - http://www.bbc.com
[02:17:59] <webzone> ^ 03Suspect extradited for people smuggling 'is wrong man' - BBC News
[02:17:59] <RogueBoner> I'm glad I live right by a nice neighborhood with a lot of military officers - when Trump wins and the race war kicks off, there will be riots.
[02:18:28] <RogueBoner> I remember the day Zimmerman was found not guilty, some big black woman chewed my out in the middle of the street for no reason.
[02:18:36] <Runaway1956> Race war? Why would there be a race war? It's not like Trump is going to trounce a black person to win
[02:19:25] <RogueBoner> Lots of angry Mexicans of dubious legal status and histories with the law.
[02:19:38] <RogueBoner> Being California and right on the border
[02:19:53] <Runaway1956> Oh, well, we can shoot down twenty or thirty million illegal aliens, no problem
[02:20:04] <RogueBoner> If trump wins it won't be L.A. style but a few things will get broken, for sure.
[02:20:07] <chromas> or invade Mexico
[02:20:14] <chromas> 51st state
[02:20:18] <Runaway1956> Operation Wetback all over again, with guns blazing
[02:20:25] <RogueBoner> We have SDPD and a fuckton of military personnel 'doe
[02:20:35] <chromas> that's racist
[02:20:39] <chromas> mexicans use knives
[02:21:00] <Runaway1956> Mexicans bring knives to gunfights? That's Darwin at work.
[02:21:01] <RogueBoner> chromas, that's why the word "latino" in the fox news latino logo looks like a knife-wound
[02:24:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Should We Skip Mars for Now and Go to the Moon Again? - http://sylnt.us - build-a-space-elevator-on-the-moon
[02:27:53] <cmn32480> ~submit-story list
[02:28:11] <cmn32480> ~arthur list
[02:28:15] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:28:44] <Bytram> well, maybe I am looking in the wrong place, but the storybot seems borked: file://
[02:29:25] <cmn32480> I certainly can't see that file
[02:29:41] <cmn32480> ~blame
[02:29:43] * exec points at Bytram
[02:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> now that is a good macro
[02:30:09] * cmn32480 goes lookign for what crutchy told me to cahnge earlier
[02:30:14] * Bytram is obviously more tired than he realizes
[02:30:15] <Bytram> hold on
[02:30:48] <Bytram> try this one: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:30:48] <webzone> ^✓ 03Wiki: Storybot
[02:31:00] <cmn32480> I already looked... yep borked
[02:31:08] <Bytram> loks okay, but is, shall I say, a might bit weak on content
[02:31:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you broke shit
[02:31:29] <RogueBoner> That's PHP for you.
[02:31:50] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[02:32:10] <Bytram> ~blame
[02:32:11] * exec points at Bytram
[02:32:25] <Bytram> seems to be consistent -- I guess it's all my fault!
[02:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> there are no rogue boners. every boner has a divine purpose.
[02:32:30] <RogueBoner> That wouldn't happen if he wrote his bots in C#
[02:32:32] <Bytram> wait, wasn't that JR's line?
[02:32:51] <cmn32480> that every boner has a devine purpose?
[02:32:55] <cmn32480> I highly doubt it
[02:32:59] <chromas> Will LaDarius be getting a submission feature?
[02:33:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> JR's line? thought that was "please, don't shoot!"
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[02:33:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, you could blackuweather up the content of the submission
[02:33:27] <cmn32480> only if he translates the articles to ebonics
[02:33:29] <RogueBoner> chromas, Maybe I'll do another bot later when I'm not exhausted and/or drunk.
[02:33:29] <Bytram> wrong JR -- was referring to our top editor
[02:33:45] <Bytram> brb, dinner
[02:33:46] <Bytram> afk
[02:34:05] <RogueBoner> actually code it from scratch, not pervert somebody else's already-existing framework
[02:34:08] <cmn32480> ~rehash
[02:34:16] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (162 aliases)
[02:34:22] <chromas> S’il vous plaît, ne tirez pas !
[02:34:23] <cmn32480> ~arthur list
[02:34:28] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:35:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> RogueBoner, don't be an overachieving douche and write your own irc protocol stack though. use a library like sane people.
[02:35:49] <RogueBoner> Of course, buzzard.
[02:35:58] <Runaway1956> please don't manually edit this page
[02:36:08] * Runaway1956 edits like a madman
[02:36:18] <Bytram> Runaway1956: s/man/am/
[02:36:18] <sedctl> <Bytram> <Runaway1956> edits like a madam
[02:36:25] * TheMightyBuzzard puts tons of poop emojis on it
[02:36:49] <RogueBoner> I've already written metric fucktons of retarded code reinventing the wheel when there was already a library to do it.
[02:36:49] <cmn32480> ~restart
[02:36:52] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (50.1 kb)
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[02:37:07] * cmn32480 goes to make another cup of tea
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[02:37:17] <Bytram> !uid
[02:37:17] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6255, owned by AssCork
[02:37:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, me too. at least i can be reasonably certain nobody has tried writing out the 5th edition dnd rules in rust yet.
[02:37:25] <Bytram> O_o
[02:37:42] <chromas> Are you going to publish it as a rust module?
[02:37:45] <Bytram> Dumb N Dumber?
[02:38:13] <chromas> dick 'n' dump
[02:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly. right now it's all part of a single-file bot.
[02:38:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> easy to copy pasta out though.
[02:40:42] <RogueBoner> My school project is at around 700 lines and will probably be around 1000 by the time its done.
[02:40:45] <Bytram> cmn32480: this might help in the debugging: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:40:47] <webzone> ^ 03Wiki: Revision history of "Storybot"
[02:41:07] <RogueBoner> like 5 years ago I did a java GUI ATM machine in 1000 lines when i could have done it in like 200
[02:43:03] <cmn32480> so crutchy borke it a couple days ago
[02:43:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1000? dude. mrplow is already up to 2800 n change.
[02:44:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> easily half of it is dnd shit though. them is some complex rules for this language.
[02:44:14] <RogueBoner> Yeah, but I'm still babby-level
[02:44:43] <RogueBoner> Maybe in a month or two I can release DeShawn
[02:45:30] <RogueBoner> I thought about rolling a bunch of connections and random ebonics comments into a monolith so it would simulate a bunch of Blacks having a conversation here
[02:45:32] <Runaway1956> ebay is awesome
[02:45:49] <Runaway1956> every day, I get a long list of shit that I should buy, but which I have absolutely no use for
[02:46:12] <RogueBoner> http://abcnews.go.com
[02:46:13] <webzone> ^ 03Top 20 'Whitest' and 'Blackest' Names - ABC News
[02:46:37] <Runaway1956> The idiots have my purchase history, my search history, etc ad nauseum, but they have no idea that I'm never going to buy bling
[02:46:39] <Bytram> hmm, what color was Jesus?
[02:46:48] <RogueBoner> Brown, Bytram.
[02:46:53] <Runaway1956> Kinda coffee-bronze colored
[02:47:09] <Bytram> coffee++
[02:47:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2659
[02:47:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Willie!?
[02:47:18] <RogueBoner> According to wigger rapper Everlast, Jesus was colored Black.
[02:47:25] <RogueBoner> History may never know
[02:47:29] <Runaway1956> pull up an old photo of Colonel Khadaffi, then look at Jesus description - it's pretty much spot on
[02:47:41] <Runaway1956> Jesus IS described in the book of revelations
[02:47:56] <chromas> well his dad was never around...
[02:47:58] <Bytram> do you have chap/verse handy?
[02:48:17] <Runaway1956> I can get it Bytram, wait a minute . . .
[02:48:24] <Bytram> tick
[02:48:25] <Bytram> tock
[02:48:28] <Bytram> tick
[02:48:29] <Bytram> tock
[02:48:32] <Bytram> ...
[02:48:43] <RogueBoner> You all might like this one too
[02:48:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> He looked like Randy "Macho Man" Savage, more or less.
[02:48:44] <RogueBoner> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:48:45] <webzone> ^ 03Wiki: Jesus in Islam
[02:50:38] * TheMightyBuzzard lets that thought play out its logical end vis a vis a few jesus stories
[02:51:07] <Runaway1956> start here Bytram - http://biblehub.com
[02:51:08] <webzone> ^ 03Revelation 1:15 His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters.
[02:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> loaves n the fishes if there had been slim jims around: https://www.youtube.com
[02:51:26] <Bytram> wasn't that in his 'transcendent' state?
[02:51:28] <webzone> ^ 03Macho Man Randy Savage Oh Yeah - YouTube
[02:51:29] <Runaway1956> My Bible-fu is lacking - maybe later I can find you a better reference
[02:51:35] <Bytram> np
[02:52:02] <Runaway1956> A transcendant man is going to look like a man, I think - his mother recognized him after he was resurrected after all
[02:52:20] <Bytram> "Jesus" appears only in rev 1 and rev 11 ((NABRE)
[02:52:21] <Runaway1956> Fek - it's 9:50, gotta get moving . . .
[02:52:29] <Bytram> oops rev 22
[02:52:55] <cmn32480> ~gnight Runaway1956
[02:52:57] * exec transphobically connects a screenshot of glowballs to Runaway1956
[02:53:10] <RogueBoner> I don't know the bible well but I know some Dostoevsky - and there is a great subsection of one of his books which compares actual jesus with the cult of jesus, perverted by modern man
[02:53:14] <Bytram> ~gnight Runaway1956
[02:53:16] * exec provocatively drops an array of privilege on Runaway1956
[02:53:18] <RogueBoner> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:53:19] <webzone> ^ 03Wiki: The Grand Inquisitor
[02:54:06] <Bytram> biab, dishes
[02:54:13] <RogueBoner> Which is basically, "Jesus good, cult of Jesus bad"
[02:55:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i see i'm gettin no love for my macho man theory
[02:57:04] <cmn32480> ~time crutchy
[02:57:06] <exec> Thursday, 9 June 2016 @ 12:57 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[02:57:23] <cmn32480> drb is at work I see
[02:57:37] <RogueBoner> was macho man a post-steroid Jesus?
[03:00:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, jesus was a carpenter before power tools. he was prolly ripped.
[03:01:04] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@172.58.rg.jlk] has joined #Soylent
[03:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Subsentient
[03:01:11] * MrPlow smakes Subsentient upside the head with rubber duck
[03:01:30] <RogueBoner> Hehe heh.....it is fitting that he was nailed to wood, then
[03:01:30] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes MrPlow for sounding russian
[03:01:38] <exec> Jesus was the man, the myth AND the legend all in one
[03:01:52] * Subsentient slides TheMightyBuzzard a cold, sticky mug of freshly milked gerbil semen
[03:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh yeah
[03:02:12] <cmn32480> better then a fresh sticky mug of hot gerbil semen
[03:02:17] <RogueBoner> Subsentient, how many gerbils did you "milk" to fill a whole mug?
[03:02:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> RogueBoner, all of them
[03:02:50] <Subsentient> RogueBoner: You want one too? Here you go. *slides a mug of cold gerbil semen to RogueBoner*
[03:03:14] <RogueBoner> This is Subsentient's gerbil-semen milking operation:
[03:03:15] <RogueBoner> http://imgur.com
[03:03:16] <webzone> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[03:06:02] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: RogueBoner: Actually, it's scraped off the charred, dessicated corpses of the damned that the gerbils murdered. You'd be surprised. Frosting-glazed mummies.
[03:06:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> not very fresh then. i'll have to decline.
[03:07:02] <Subsentient> Those corpses show up every 12 minutes.
[03:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com
[03:08:20] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:08:45] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:08:45] <webzone> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[03:08:56] <RogueBoner> American politics: worse than Italy
[03:09:09] <chromas> #smake MrPlow
[03:09:09] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a dead smurf
[03:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake webzone
[03:13:58] * MrPlow smakes webzone upside the head with a 400TB/s DDoS
[03:14:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that was surprisingly relevant
[03:14:27] <cmn32480> lol
[03:14:39] <cmn32480> time to write him in another language where that won't happen again
[03:14:58] <RogueBoner> Who wrote webzone, and in what language?
[03:15:05] <cmn32480> no... the bot
[03:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, not done with rust yet. i'm actually enjoying writing in it.
[03:15:52] <Subsentient> webzone is a bot
[03:15:55] <chromas> Could #submit emit the title instead of the submissions link, since it's always the same anyway?
[03:16:20] <webzone> comment on me if you want a pizza roll
[03:16:58] <RogueBoner> Yecch, you have to be a sadomasochist to program in rust
[03:17:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you mean a link to the submission? no. he'd have to go in and scrape the page then somehow figure out the last story link. it would be a pain.
[03:17:18] <chromas> Nah, I just mean write the title
[03:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[03:17:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure, i spose
[03:17:52] <webzone> RogueBoner I'm a pascalfag
[03:18:25] <RogueBoner> at least it ain't swift
[03:18:27] * Subsentient slowly shoves a void pointer up RogueBoner's rectum
[03:18:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> be a while though. i'm not merging this branch until combat basics is working and it still has at least a few more mornings of coding to go.
[03:19:34] * RogueBoner shoves a fat proprietary garbage-collected standard library up Subsentient's meatus
[03:20:14] * Subsentient 's screams are muffled by the jets of vomit coming from Subsentient's mouth and nostrils
[03:20:29] * TheMightyBuzzard pours Subsentient a steaming cup of JAVA
[03:20:53] * Subsentient 's head asplodes like a watermelon dropped from 4 stories onto the sidewalk
[03:21:21] <RogueBoner> Hey, as long as it isn't an Oracle database.
[03:22:08] <RogueBoner> The few I've had to use in my professional career were so ugly and non-functional I have no idea how Oracle makes so much money.....oh yeah, I do -- stupid people paying lots of money.
[03:25:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Maria Sharapova Banned For Two Years by the International Tennis Federation - http://sylnt.us - she-plays-tennis??????
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[03:32:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep time now
[03:32:33] <cmn32480> ~gnight buzzard
[03:32:35] * exec cromulently penetrates a test tube of spiders with buzzard
[03:32:40] <cmn32480> ew
[03:33:22] * cmn32480 is gonna get some sleep too
[03:37:47] -!- Subsentient has quit [Ping timeout: 268 seconds]
[03:38:24] <Bytram> sounds like a plan -- I was jus thinking of hitting hte hay myself
[03:38:34] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:38:36] * exec defiantly flings a powerpoint presentation of fat chick at #Soylent
[03:42:36] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:42:38] * exec hurriedly a basket of caulk gives #soylent
[04:56:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Civil Asset Forfeiture Goes Digital - http://sylnt.us - legalized-theft
[05:02:37] <SirFinkus> food poisoning fucking sucks
[05:02:48] <SirFinkus> refrigerate your shit
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[07:06:38] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480, just need to change the path in the command for the ~storybot alias. currently it uses the path from my poota
[07:06:47] <crutchy> ~alias-info ~storybot
[07:06:49] <exec> 02exec [enabled]: ~storybot|1800|3600|0|1|||INTERNAL|||{ PYTHONIOENCODING=utf_8 ; export PYTHONIOENCODING ; cd ~/Downloads/Exec/storybot/ ; python storybot.py ; } 2>&1
[07:06:50] <exec> 02file: ./scripts/storybot.txt~ [modified: 2016-06-08 23:29:52, size: 309 bytes]
[07:07:03] <crutchy> oh you did that :)
[07:07:08] <crutchy> ~arthur list
[07:07:12] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[07:07:25] <crutchy> YAY!
[07:11:43] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 thanks for fixing arthur. after you changed the command and rehashed it doesn't immediately run. it starts the timer, so exec would have run it an hour later. though i think you can force it by doing ~storybot. anyway thanks mate :)
[08:29:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sweden Bans Lowercase 'm' in M&Ms Logo Trademark Dispute - http://sylnt.us - supporting-the-home-team
[10:01:11] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@172.58.rg.jlk] has joined #Soylent
[10:07:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:07:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2660
[10:07:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> chameleon++
[10:07:09] <Bender> karma - chameleon: 5
[10:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.nationmultimedia.com
[10:21:51] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:22:16] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:22:16] <webzone> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
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[10:27:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[10:27:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:27:34] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:27:34] <webzone> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[10:30:02] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[10:30:04] * exec illegitimately gives a tray of whoopass to #Soylent
[10:30:14] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:30:16] * exec suspiciously formulates an exabyte of cromulence for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:30:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Names Mooted for Four New Chemical Elements - http://sylnt.us - one-should-be-named-surprise
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[10:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Subsentient
[10:42:42] * exec romantically flings a set of GNU/toecheese at Subsentient
[10:42:51] <Subsentient> mmm, flaaaaaavor
[10:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> decisions, decisions...
[10:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> do i wanna try and get extremely basic combat working today or do i wanna play vidya?
[10:44:07] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I always prefer to work, when I can... which is rare nowadays.
[10:44:16] <Subsentient> Been fucking with GNU emacs.
[10:44:20] <Subsentient> Interesting editor.
[10:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, s/editor/OS/
[10:44:36] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <Subsentient> Interesting OS.
[10:44:43] <Subsentient> lol
[10:45:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can always work when i'm on my meds. not doing something would in fact drive me bat shit.
[10:45:28] <Subsentient> mmm.... bat shit....
[10:45:32] <Subsentient> guanolicious
[10:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i say extremely basic cause some of the functions read like so:
[10:46:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> fn get_ph_attacks(player: &Player) -> u64 {
[10:46:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> return 1;
[10:46:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> }
[10:46:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'to calculate the number of primary hand attacks per round
[10:47:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't put in the chart yet
[10:48:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1 will do fine for debugging purposes and it's what everyone but fighter/barbarian/ranger/paladin get their entire lifespan anyway.
[10:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> really, that could be a u8. they're not going to get more than 255 attacks per round no matter what happens.
[10:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, found a bug while i was changing that
[10:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, you really should give rust a try after you're done learning on perl. it's caught me out in an untold number of cases where a variable could be used while uninitialized, among other things.
[10:59:04] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: -Wall for C/C++ warns about that
[11:00:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but rust refuses to compile until you fix it. it won't let you write code that it knows could crash. you gotta be sneaky if you wanna write buggy stuff.
[11:00:41] <boru> -Werror will help with that.
[11:00:45] <boru> As will linting!
[11:00:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[11:01:12] <boru> LLVM/clangs analyser is top notch, but with `std=c11 -Wall -Wextra -pedantic` and linting with GCC, you'll catch plenty.
[11:01:18] <Subsentient> boru++
[11:01:19] <Bender> karma - boru: 1
[11:01:51] <Subsentient> I don't deal with -Wextra because it tends to catch stuff I don't care about, but -Wall -pedantic is my default mode.
[11:02:00] * boru nods.
[11:02:21] <boru> I tend to abuse C's dustier corners, so I do the same, sometimes.
[11:02:34] <Subsentient> boru: Same. Comma operator abuse FTW
[11:02:41] <boru> Goodness, yes.
[11:03:22] <Subsentient> I tend to compile as -std=gnu99 for C and -std=gnu++98 for C++. Portable.
[11:04:17] <boru> I recently uploaded some heavy cpp abuse, but it requires __COUNTER__ to behave properly, for a binary logger for some deeply embedded targets, and, later, for boruForth.
[11:04:50] <Subsentient> With -std=c99, some glibc headers will vomit because they use gcc extensions, which is why I just surrender to -std=gnu99
[11:05:06] <boru> Feast your eyes and prepare for nausea: https://bitbucket.org
[11:05:07] <webzone> ^ 03b0ru / dprintf / source / inc / dprintf.h — Bitbucket
[11:05:58] * Subsentient clicks
[11:05:58] <boru> It stuffs string literals in a section on their own, which I strip post link with objdump, and then load into a script.
[11:06:36] <Subsentient> Meh, seen much worse.
[11:06:42] <boru> The script reads from the device over a UART. The target will 'print' the address of the string literal (key for lookup on the host), and then the arguments.
[11:06:49] * Subsentient needs to take a big juicy shit, back in 5 mins
[11:07:25] <boru> Result: smaller firmware image due to no string literals and no stdio, and string formatting gets done on the host.
[11:07:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> funkay but interestin
[11:08:14] <boru> I'd been using scalar types instead of compound literals, initially, but that was wasting bandwidth.
[11:08:32] <boru> (Over the UART, that is)
[11:08:53] <boru> So, I thought I'd send N octets, where N is the size of the type.
[11:09:37] <boru> To be fair, it's more linker abuse than cpp abuse.
[11:10:08] <boru> I should really upload more stuff to bitbucket...
[11:10:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> using github at the moment myself since i already gotta use it for SN coding
[11:11:36] <boru> Aye, I used github for a while for hosting, but it's too much like a social network for my liking.
[11:11:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't like their politics but until they start bitching that my latest pull request is from the erectnipples/jigglyboobs/bouncyhooters branch, it's not worth the trouble to switch.
[11:11:50] * boru chuckles.
[11:12:03] <boru> Politics was partially the reason, also.
[11:12:15] <boru> I still have an account for the projects I contribute to, though.
[11:12:28] <boru> But for personal projects, bitbucket delivers a lot more for free.
[11:12:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://github.com
[11:12:42] <webzone> ^✓ 03Erectnipples by TheMightyBuzzard · Pull Request #273 · SoylentNews/rehash · GitHub
[11:13:32] <boru> Glorious.
[11:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> decided to use entirely non-pc branch names back when they started going all SJW
[11:15:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, we got someone else working on a fork recently
[11:15:28] <boru> I wish they'd fix their syntax highlighting.
[11:15:57] <boru> Forth and assembly for various ISAs are utterly broken.
[11:16:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully that is not an issue for me except when reading pj's pull requests before merging them.
[11:17:40] <boru> It's just a pet peeve, since they highlight what they consider syntactical 'errors' with high contrast.
[11:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, yeah, that'd chap me off good
[11:18:05] <boru> They assume the only make is gmake, also, which is annoying.
[11:18:26] <boru> But yeah, often it doesn't highly assembler directives, or highlights them as errors etc.
[11:19:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're not actually coding directly into github though, are you?
[11:19:09] <boru> Certainly not!
[11:19:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> whew.
[11:19:18] <boru> Point taken, though.
[11:19:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean you could, and i have, but that's insanity for anything but a minor edit.
[11:19:59] <boru> Not that it bothers me _that_ much, since I'll just pull and vimdiff, so I get the colourschemes I've defined locally.
[11:21:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. i generally code in the blind on my local box in gvim then push to github and pull to lithium for testing.
[11:22:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's slightly easier than doing so in a terminal window.
[11:22:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i know what i can do today!
[11:22:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can set up a dev vm.
[11:22:43] <boru> I typically have about ten things going on at the same time, so I just do it in a tmux pane.
[11:23:10] <boru> Qemu or something full fat like vbox?
[11:23:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't get along with tmux or screen or the like. i generally have 6+ tabs of terminal windows open so tmux would just confuse matters.
[11:24:18] <boru> Ah, which term?
[11:24:32] <boru> I like xterm, but that doesn't do tabs.
[11:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> lxterminal. still simple n lightweight but does tabs.
[11:25:26] <boru> ISTR there being once which did tabs and panes. Terminator, perhaps?
[11:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly. panes would get on my nerves though. i'm thoroughly spoiled to huge terminal windows.
[11:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes less more useful
[11:26:38] <boru> less(1) is more(1)!
[11:26:39] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:26:41] * exec cohesively ejaculates a chariot of allah snackbar at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:26:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:26:47] * exec romantically penetrates a hooker full of minerals with cmn32480
[11:26:51] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[11:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm, snackbar
[11:26:55] * exec carefully farts a sac of Subsentient's salty neckbeard at cmn32480
[11:26:56] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[11:26:58] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:26:59] * exec crutchyly nudges a potion of buttleak toward TheMightyBuzzard
[11:27:01] * exec insatiably poops $container of flowers for crutchy
[11:27:06] <crutchy> ~g'day boru
[11:27:08] * exec covertly drops a cloud of love on boru
[11:27:17] * boru is aghast.
[11:27:26] <boru> Afternoon, crutchy.
[11:27:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i won that one. all you got was your cat.
[11:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday crutchy
[11:27:47] * exec irresponsibly vomits a chariot of male tears on crutchy
[11:27:48] <cmn32480> yeah I think you are coorect
[11:28:22] * TheMightyBuzzard noms an allah snackbar
[11:28:30] <crutchy> cmn32480 got sloppy minerals
[11:29:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, hooker's his cat. well one of them.
[11:29:10] <cmn32480> least I didn't get "buttleak"
[11:29:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[11:29:34] <crutchy> magic buttleak
[11:29:35] * TheMightyBuzzard pours the potion into Subsentient's cheerios
[11:30:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's time for a dev vm
[11:30:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, virtualbox for me but you could run it under whatever you wanted really since images are largely interchangeable lately.
[11:32:19] <cmn32480> tmb - I thought that required some magic from NC to get it running?
[11:32:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, ima cheat
[11:32:48] <cmn32480> ahhhh
[11:33:02] <cmn32480> copying dev down to your PC, are ya?
[11:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> scp over the /opt and /srv directories from dev
[11:33:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> well prolly rsync but same idea
[11:33:26] <cmn32480> lol
[11:34:30] * TheMightyBuzzard debates putting a fresh install of 14.04 on or using the half set up one instead
[11:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> lazy++
[11:34:37] <Bender> karma - lazy: 19
[11:34:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> half set up one it is
[11:35:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, i won't even have to cpan in the perl modules we use. why didn't i do this a year ago?
[11:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> downing dev's rehash stuff so files don't get written to while i'm reading them.
[11:47:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i don't think i wanna use mysql-cluster on the dev vm
[11:47:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> can skip /opt
[11:50:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:50:22] * exec spontaneously gives birth to a tray of sweet tapioca for Bytram
[11:50:27] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:50:28] * exec ironically cyberbullies a uharc archive of gil at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:50:34] <Bytram> tapioca? yum!
[11:50:45] <Bytram> sorry buzz
[11:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ems tha breaks
[11:51:10] <Bytram> btw, just noticed my sn sub had expired (5/5) but I received no e-mail warning
[11:51:11] <Bytram> :(
[11:51:20] <Bytram> for nick: martyb
[11:51:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> did you have it set to email you?
[11:52:00] <Bytram> yup
[11:52:05] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns
[11:52:17] <Bytram> BOTH for "Subscription Expired" and for "Subscription Running Low"
[11:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've no idea. paulej72 prolly broke it.
[11:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, you did
[11:53:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[11:53:09] * exec points at Bytram
[11:53:13] <Bytram> lol
[11:54:22] <Bytram> I just checked my emails; received stories and headlines before, on, and after 5/5, so not an email propblem.
[11:54:43] <Bytram> on my end or on SN being able to send 'em to my addy
[11:54:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, gotta be a code prollem then. sigh.
[11:54:56] <Bytram> yeah, sry
[11:55:08] <Bytram> I suspect I may not be the only one
[11:55:56] <Bytram> it would be too much to hope that there was a log of sending out reminders, eh?
[11:56:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, yep
[11:57:17] <Bytram> k
[11:57:24] * Bytram is a dreamer
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[12:05:08] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram o/
[12:05:10] * exec cohesively penetrates a box of Hitler did nothing wrong with Bytram
[12:05:15] <crutchy> lol
[12:05:18] <Bytram> ~gday crutchy
[12:05:20] * exec transphobically imagines a tremendouns number of bean curd with crutchy
[12:06:15] <crutchy> we're starting to mix php and python in the same command now :D
[12:06:47] <crutchy> we needs perl and ruby and all teh languages
[12:07:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> gimme something to write as perl
[12:07:16] <boru> PHP and ruby provide the backdoor/shell command injection functionality, so I'm sure someone will get around to it.
[12:07:28] <crutchy> lol
[12:07:48] <crutchy> exec is the ultimate backdoor bot
[12:08:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[12:08:05] * exec points at Bytram
[12:08:26] * crutchy is listening to van halen
[12:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, so does perl if you really want it to.
[12:08:42] <boru> Perl has better pedigree!
[12:08:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[12:09:03] <crutchy> isn't php just the bastard son of perl?
[12:09:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if you don't use eval yer perfectly safe for the most part
[12:09:29] <boru> I'm just poking fun, though, really. I get my jollies from reading about RCE sploits with ruby on the FDML practically daily.
[12:09:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, most interpreted languages are
[12:09:53] <boru> crutchy; which album?
[12:09:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept python which is just wrong
[12:10:19] <crutchy> boru, just a few songs in a playlist. currently its dreams
[12:10:34] <boru> Python is a room warmer, with the rate it fecklessly throws away cycles.
[12:10:58] <crutchy> php probably is too
[12:11:18] <crutchy> apparently php7 is an improvement, but i've not tried it yet
[12:11:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind wasting cycles on an interpreted language. it's not meant for real jobs anyway. what i hate is RELEVANT WHITESPACE
[12:11:42] <boru> And no postfix unary operators.
[12:11:58] <boru> And piles of other things.
[12:12:07] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, agreed. i cherish the freedom to confuse the fuck out of anyone else who might read my code
[12:12:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> you people should try coding in COBOL sometime
[12:12:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, zactly. if anyone else can read it, you did something wrong.
[12:13:15] <boru> Citing COBOL is tautological; python is supposedly a modern language whose designers should know better.
[12:14:12] <crutchy> pascal ftw
[12:14:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, python is damned near as old as perl. nothing modern about it.
[12:14:32] <boru> It's more modern than COBOL.
[12:14:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[12:15:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're old though. modern nowadays is GO or some other smarmy shit
[12:15:18] <crutchy> COBOL is so old it was invented before computers had enough power to handle lowercase :p
[12:15:50] <crutchy> why does that sound like a yo mama joke?
[12:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> because it should be
[12:16:17] <boru> Some early Forth implementations had some fun features inspired by IBM C-series assembly, like 4-character ASCII labels.
[12:16:23] <Bytram> crutchy: they had the power, but lacked the memory
[12:16:44] <Bytram> back THEN, a single BYTE was expensive!
[12:16:50] <boru> But, as they say, when you've seen one Forth implementation ...well... you've seen one Forth implementation.
[12:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, just like me!
[12:17:09] <Bytram> what, expensive? or old?
[12:17:12] <Bytram> ;)
[12:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> have the power but lack the memory
[12:17:29] <crutchy> Bytram, once the old pootas got to chr(95) it got confused and started forgetting :D
[12:17:35] <Bytram> lol... I'm starting to resemble that remark, too.
[12:18:05] <cmn32480> when bytram was young keyboards only had 2 keys.... a 0 and a 1
[12:19:02] <Bytram> nope, just ONE key, just had to pace how quickly you tapped it to distinguish a zero (short) and a one! PWM for the win!
[12:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> when i was young, you had to chisel your 0s and 1s into rock tablets. in sanscrit. uphill. both ways.
[12:19:11] * boru chuckles.
[12:19:37] <boru> PWM -- pft, digital is a luxury! We only had analogue -- CW!
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[12:33:09] <paulej72> when i was young there was no 0. it was all 1s and 1s
[12:34:47] * cmn32480 hands #soylent geritol
[12:36:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:36:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:37:00] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 63
[12:43:52] <Bytram|away> time to get a move on with my day; hope to check back in later.
[12:50:22] <cmn32480> gotta run kids
[12:50:26] <cmn32480> you all be good today
[12:50:30] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[12:50:32] * exec crutchyly queefs a photograph of CentOS at #soylent
[13:04:39] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[13:04:41] <webzone> ^ 03The Police - Message In A Bottle - YouTube
[13:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> for Zuck: https://youtu.be
[13:32:17] <webzone> ^ 03The Police - De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[13:33:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI is Now Pushing for Warrantless Access to Internet Browsing History - http://sylnt.us - eroding-freedom-one-law-at-a-time
[14:00:45] -!- n1 [n1!~n1@Soylent/Staff/Editor/n1] has joined #Soylent
[14:00:45] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v n1] by Aphrodite
[14:08:48] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[14:08:53] <webzone> ^ 03Starship - We Built This City - YouTube
[14:08:58] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[14:09:00] * exec proverbially experiences an ntfs volume of love with #soylent
[14:09:01] <crutchy> TGIF
[14:09:38] <Runaway1956> Uhhhhhh - no, it's not Friday yet.
[14:13:25] <crutchy> ~time
[14:13:27] <exec> Friday, 10 June 2016 @ 12:13 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[14:13:49] <paulej72> ~time
[14:13:50] <exec> Thursday, 9 June 2016 @ 10:13 am EDT - Princeton, NJ, USA
[14:14:04] <paulej72> hey I am a time traveler.
[14:15:05] <paulej72> I'm taking tomorrow off so it is my Friday :)
[14:15:16] <Runaway1956> That's no fair - you guys can order your days ahead of us?
[14:15:48] <Runaway1956> So, while we experience a stock market crash, you guys don't get hurt, because you already sold your stuff?
[14:25:31] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles at all the places the hostname is set in a rehash setup
[14:31:40] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.foxnews.com
[14:32:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw that a day or two ago
[14:32:13] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:32:29] <Runaway1956> Some of our fellow nerds need to see it as well
[14:32:46] <Runaway1956> Those who preview submissions in the queue, anyway
[14:37:26] <Runaway1956> Go Sanders - burn the house down!
[14:37:55] <n1> idiocy
[14:38:59] <Runaway1956> The idiocy is reciprocated on the other side - tons of Republicans say they would rather see HIllary win, than support Trump
[14:39:16] <Runaway1956> Both houses are on fire, but no one seems to notice the smoke.
[14:39:17] <n1> don't disagree, it's idiocy all around
[14:40:21] <n1> i see the parallels with the EU referendum in the UK, it's an important vote, and we're pretty much damned either way
[14:41:14] <Runaway1956> Wasn't there a comic book, or a series of stories, Legion of the Damned? Maybe I'm thinking of Heros in Hell.
[14:41:23] <Runaway1956> That's us, I think
[14:41:41] <boru> At least you get to vote. In Ireland, we get to vote until the government get the answer they want cf. Nice treaty, Lisbon treaty, and with the latter, no longer get to vote on European matters.
[14:41:45] <n1> sound accurate
[14:41:53] <n1> boru, indeed
[14:42:05] <n1> but it's not like they wanted this vote to happen
[14:42:29] <n1> they delayed and shoved the issue around, and have done everything since to make the general public confused and apathetic towards it
[14:42:33] <boru> In both cases, clear 'no' vote, and then a government announcement that people "didn't understand what they were voting on".
[14:43:12] <Runaway1956> Well, that much is obvious - if I don't get the results I want, then the public is stupid.
[14:43:34] <boru> Aye, common goal. An apathetic populace is a malleable populace.
[14:43:49] <n1> boru, and they also did the thing of not calling things a treaty to avoid having to put it to a vote
[14:43:51] <n1> if i recall anyways
[14:43:57] <boru> There was no shortage of fear mongering around the Lisbon treaty.
[14:44:03] <boru> Aye.
[14:44:32] <boru> "Vote yes for jobs!" or "Vote for economic stability!" -- nothing to do with the Lisbon treaty.
[14:44:45] <boru> Just playing on people's fears during an economic down turn.
[14:44:58] <n1> my short term interests are aligned with a stay, but a longer term idealistic perspective, there is a small light at the end of the tunnel with an exit
[14:45:27] <boru> The inertia will significant for exit, imho.
[14:45:32] <n1> well, it's unlikely in my opinion, that an exit or a remain creates any stability or growth
[14:45:38] <n1> i agree
[14:45:45] <boru> If they don't allow EU citizens to stay and work, they're finished for a few years.
[14:46:08] <n1> there's also the many years of 'unwinding' or whatever it will take
[14:46:42] <n1> so in the 'short' term it's going to create at least 5 years of instability/lack of confidence
[14:46:54] <boru> I think an exit from NATO would be more strategic, since military expenditure makes a significant dent in the economy.
[14:47:26] <boru> But that doesn't align with the military industrial complex, of course.
[14:47:33] <n1> and being in a mostly stagnant economy for the last few years, while still being totally focused on growth in unproductive areas, 5 years or so of uncertainty is not going to be a good way to go
[14:47:46] <boru> Aye, agreed.
[14:48:17] <boru> Anyway, I try to stay as far removed from politics as possible. Democracy is the illusion of choice.
[14:48:42] <n1> i have come to that conclusion over the last few years
[14:49:25] <n1> jumping the gun on a submission i put in earlier today...
[14:49:26] <n1> http://www.independent.co.uk
[14:49:27] <webzone> ^ 03The Government has finally admitted we're at war in Yemen – thanks to our relationship with Saudi Arabia | Voices | The Independent
[14:49:39] * boru rolls eyes.
[14:49:48] <Runaway1956> Dammit - now I'm lost. That crazy Australian said it was Friday, I mulled that for a few minutes, now I think it's only Wednesday.
[14:49:52] <n1> tied into your MIC point
[14:49:57] * Runaway1956 launches a nuke at Oz
[14:50:28] <boru> No doubt the domestic tongue clucking is up to 11.
[14:50:53] <n1> i doubt it, i only found that story by chance. it's not promoted on the independent's website
[14:51:14] <n1> or wasn't when i looked
[14:51:59] <n1> also; https://www.craigmurray.org.uk
[14:51:59] <Runaway1956> But, but, but - haven't we always been at war with Afrasia?
[14:52:00] <webzone> ^ 03Corrupt Crown Prosecution Service Bins Action on Extraordinary Rendition and Torture - Craig Murray
[14:52:20] <n1> we've always war
[14:52:24] <n1> that's it
[14:57:34] <n1> war keeps people busy, stops population expanding out of control, obtains new resources (sometimes even efficiently) and creates a productive unity and cohesion in society and by having an easy to understand mutual enemy with the primary goal being the destruction of everything you personally hold dear
[15:00:41] <boru> Spot on.
[15:05:54] <n1> but i'll still keep playing the 'military simulator' ARMA
[15:08:35] <n1> it is alluring to have simple narratives to understand the world and the situations we find ourselves in
[15:22:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> victory is mine! i have a working rehash dev VM set up! mind you it's currently set up where it'll only work for me but it does in fact work.
[15:22:21] <Runaway1956> LMAO - "Why can't I install the latest Calibre on Windows XP?"
[15:22:31] <Runaway1956> "Because 2016."
[15:22:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[15:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, my ip's sposed to be dynamic but it's been the same bloody thing for six months or better.
[15:23:20] <Runaway1956> Arrrr, Matey - you've pirated the rehash dev!
[15:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i damned well have. including nginx https termination.
[15:23:45] <Runaway1956> Well, yeah - "dynamic" means, if you lose your IP, the ISP isn't liable
[15:23:52] <Runaway1956> but they can reuse it for as long as they desire
[15:24:45] * TheMightyBuzzard strokes his vm fondly
[15:25:00] <Runaway1956> That's disgustiiing - get a motel room
[15:25:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i don't gotta break dev just to test something. i can break my own shat!
[15:25:29] <Runaway1956> Don't forget to make an image of the working VM
[15:25:45] <Runaway1956> Or, a virtual copy
[15:25:48] <Runaway1956> or whatever
[15:26:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> doing that as we speak
[15:26:17] <Runaway1956> shadow volume for the win, right?
[15:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, shut it down and having virtualbox just clone the bitch.
[15:27:33] <Runaway1956> that last was an attempt at a lame joke, lol
[15:28:03] <Runaway1956> shadow volumes never worked even back in the day, as near as I could ever tell
[15:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta do a lot of retweaking to get it to running on 127.0.0.1 instead of an ip on my lan. there's a LOT of places that's gotta get changed.
[15:29:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, never tried em. i never tried to clone the disk of a running system. always shut it down first.
[15:30:26] <Runaway1956> Something weird here - maybe an earthquake, but it seems rhythmic - now it's stopped - weird shit
[15:30:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> fat chick masturbating?
[15:30:52] <Runaway1956> Lasted awhile - 30 to 45 seconds
[15:32:08] <Runaway1956> Guess I'll check the news to see if the Ark-La-Tex shook, or maybe I was hallucinating
[15:34:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - William Hague: Accept Surveillance or Face More "Severe and Draconian" Restrictions - http://sylnt.us - good-luck-with-that
[15:37:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://quakes.globalincidentmap.com
[15:37:20] <webzone> ^ 03Live Earthquakes Map
[15:37:29] <Runaway1956> Interesting earthquake info - there was one in Medford Oklahoma this morning at 6:15 - http://newsok.com
[15:37:31] <webzone> ^ 03Oklahoma Recent Earthquakes Map
[15:37:48] <Runaway1956> Oh, you're ahead of me . . .
[15:37:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, looks like there were three of em recently there.
[15:37:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> and one in TN
[15:38:42] <Runaway1956> I've felt a lot of tremors and quakes - if that's what this was, it was unique in my experience
[15:39:25] <Runaway1956> little thump - "Did I feel something" - slightly larger thump - "yeah, I think I felt something" - then a little bit more - "Yeah, that WASSS something"
[15:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've had em shake for like a minute or so before but where you could barely feel them
[15:42:24] <Runaway1956> Well, all the while, I was sort of imagining a backhoe hammering at a huge rock in the ground - same sort of sensation
[15:42:40] <Runaway1956> But, no one is building anywhere near me, that I know of
[15:50:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice, setting the vm to use KVM is way faster than legacy
[15:53:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i think i may needa stop working and play some vidya before i get entirely too productive and paulej72 starts expecting it of me regularly.
[16:25:21] <Runaway1956> paulej72 is a real slave driver, huh?
[16:26:24] <n1> we need more of those around here
[16:27:38] <Runaway1956> dammit - why do computers do what you tell them to do, instead of what you thought you meant you wanted them to do?
[16:29:19] <Runaway1956> I spent several minutes preparing a journal entry - and somehow got confused, closed that tab, and lost all that work
[16:29:34] <Runaway1956> Now, it's "document expired"
[16:29:56] <chromas> Did you ctrl-shift-T?
[16:30:47] <Runaway1956> Need to borrow a keyboard to get a ctrl key - - - I'll try that
[16:31:06] <chromas> There should be a menu option too
[16:31:15] <chromas> undo close tab
[16:31:35] <chromas> Not sure if the browser actually keeps the form data though
[16:31:43] <chromas> firefox--
[16:31:43] <Bender> karma - firefox: -7
[16:34:39] <Runaway1956> Nahh, the closest I got was that "form expired" notice - can't recover it - I may do it again after awhile
[17:05:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study: Acute Myeloid Leukaemia is Actually 11 Distinct Diseases - http://sylnt.us - now-to-find-better-treatments
[17:12:32] <Runaway1956> Took a few minutes but I got that journal entry written again.
[17:43:23] <n1> Runaway1956, nice journal
[17:44:43] <n1> don't know if it's true, but i did read a while ago that apparently among democrats, clinton is less popular now than she was when she lost the nomination to obama
[17:52:29] * AndyTheAbsurd wonders how close to the convention it will be when Obama orders the FBI to talk to a judge about indicting Clinton.
[17:56:57] <n1> i can't see it happening this year, if at all
[17:57:43] <n1> perhaps lots more documents will be uncovered that will need to be analysed, which i think may have already happened in the last couple weeks
[18:00:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> does bring up an interesting question though. can congress only impeach a president for crimes committed while president or can they go back to prior crimes?
[18:01:37] <n1> i'd imagine the prosecution would take longer than the presidency, if it were to happen
[18:02:39] <n1> but i'd also assume it would be possible to impeach, due to the nature of the activities involved in a different public office
[18:03:32] <n1> can't see it happening though, but technically i'd assume it's possible
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[18:29:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.phoronix.com
[18:29:36] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[18:29:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[18:30:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, guess that's why. there ISN'T one in the source.
[18:33:37] <Gravis> Subsentient: you were right, one cannot set the nitty gritty process settings without actually being the process via fork
[18:33:52] <Gravis> which honestly is a shame
[18:34:08] <Subsentient> Gravis: Thanks for admitting it, it takes a big man to do so. :^)
[18:34:46] <Gravis> umm... not really, it's a not a matter of pride, just fact.
[18:35:15] <Subsentient> Gravis: Take the complement for what it's worth. Lots of people wouldn't even have told me what you just did.
[18:35:31] <Gravis> lots of people are stupid. -_-
[18:35:35] <Subsentient> yup
[18:35:40] <Subsentient> lots and lots
[18:36:18] <Subsentient> Gravis: Proves you're a person of substance to not be a little bitch like those people.
[18:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not right now but there's a bottle of homemade apple cider in the fridge that says i will be this evening.
[18:36:20] <Gravis> though if they just extended posix_spawnattr_t, they could fix this difficiency
[18:36:53] <Gravis> deficiency*
[18:37:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Irkut Shows New MC-21 Airliner - http://sylnt.us - new-competition
[18:37:16] * Subsentient is fucking with emacs, kinda likes it
[18:37:43] <Gravis> Subsentient: i heard emacs even has a text editor ;)
[18:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> difficiency was a rather appropriate typo though when talking about updating code.
[18:38:20] <Gravis> ;)
[18:38:36] <Subsentient> Gravis: Yup, it seems to. Also lots of games out of the box, and heavy use of lisp
[18:38:56] <Subsentient> I'm terrified of lisp because I can't keep my parens straight in C. :^)
[18:40:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can. i have a system. i use the compiler to inform me if i've forgotten one.
[18:42:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i didn't say it was an original system, mind you.
[18:42:32] <Gravis> Subsentient: now i have to go through the pain of figuring out how to pipe the IO back to the parent process. *sigh*
[18:43:05] <Subsentient> Gravis: Yup. Myself, I just wrote an entire custom bidirectional IPC. X^D
[18:43:56] <Gravis> hmm...
[18:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> use TCP sockets. and don't verify the origin of the data coming back.
[18:44:24] <Subsentient> Gravis: You could do an mkfifo perhaps, easiest?
[18:44:35] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: be sure to accept from remote sources too, right? :)
[18:44:36] <Subsentient> If you only need unidirectional
[18:44:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, zactly
[18:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, now pottering's gonna read that and include it in systemd 2.31.
[18:46:13] <Gravis> Subsentient: there are better ways. QProcess is what i've modeled my process class on an dit does this quiet well.
[18:48:13] <Subsentient> Alas, Geany does a lot more of what I want out of the box.
[18:48:43] <Gravis> yeah... but *sigh* gtk
[18:48:55] <Subsentient> I like GTK. GTK3 is kinda shitty though.
[18:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> got both the dev vm and yard work accomplished, which is all i had on my to-do list for today. i think i've earned myself a nap.
[18:49:18] <Subsentient> Gravis: One of my beefs with QT is that it has to use moc
[18:49:21] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
[18:49:39] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: nurble
[18:49:47] <Subsentient> Dream of gerbils, gerbils and peanut butter.
[18:49:55] <chromas> nothin' wrong with moc
[18:49:59] <chromas> >:)
[18:50:05] <Gravis> Subsentient: that's true. it's why pdtk is nice because it doesn't need moc. :)
[18:50:11] <chromas> Besides, c++ started out as just templates for C
[18:50:24] <Subsentient> s/templates/classes/
[18:50:54] <Subsentient> Gravis: GTK 2 is actually kinda nice to work with, especially in C.
[18:51:33] <Gravis> Subsentient: meh
[18:51:43] <Gravis> Subsentient: doesn't mix with c++
[18:51:49] <Subsentient> Gravis: gtkmm
[18:52:03] <Gravis> Subsentient: pff! and you object to moc?
[18:52:04] <Subsentient> myself, I just use the C api in C++
[18:52:19] <Subsentient> Gravis: moc causes custom language syntax
[18:52:53] <Gravis> Subsentient: gtkmm is a bastard language binding
[18:53:18] <Subsentient> I haven't played with it much, so I'm not qualified to judge gtkmm, but I don't mind the C api for GTK.
[18:55:26] <Gravis> whatever, qt's .ui files and gtk's .glade files are abominations. glade used to generate pure GTK code until they found that to be too helpful or something
[18:55:49] <Subsentient> Yeah, agreed.
[18:56:29] <Subsentient> Gravis: GTK is terrible for Windows applications ever since GTK 3 came out.
[18:56:51] <Subsentient> GTK 3 works on Windows, but it's completely unstable
[18:57:21] <Subsentient> Gravis: https://github.com
[18:57:21] <webzone> ^✓ 03wzblue/gui.c at master · Subsentient/wzblue · GitHub
[18:57:42] <Gravis> i like how qt has seperated the API from platform implementation
[18:58:40] <Gravis> that's why it's on so many platforms and has so many rendering backends
[18:59:33] <Subsentient> fair enough
[18:59:38] <Subsentient> but tbh, my real true love for guis... is ncurses.
[18:59:42] <Subsentient> I love ncurses.
[18:59:45] <Gravis> they even have a DirectFB backend
[19:00:31] <Gravis> curses is nice when used properly.
[19:00:51] <Subsentient> Gravis: https://github.com
[19:00:52] <webzone> ^ 03GitHub - Subsentient/bricktick: A simple ncurses based breakout game for UNIX.
[19:01:03] <Subsentient> Functional, completed, fun
[19:01:05] <Gravis> it should be technically possible to implement a curses based rendering backend for qt
[19:03:26] <Subsentient> I've contemplated attempting to write a good C binding for Qt.
[19:06:51] <Gravis> Subsentient: with something of that scale, you would want to generate it.
[19:07:13] <Subsentient> Yeah, I don't think I'll ever attempt to do it.
[19:08:26] <Gravis> whatever, the opacity in C based OOP is asinine
[19:09:39] <Gravis> Subsentient: ahh, here we go: http://www.microhowto.info
[19:09:39] <webzone> ^ 03microHOWTO: Capture the output of a child process in C
[19:11:36] <Subsentient> Gravis: Yup, I knew it was a pipe
[19:11:44] <Subsentient> good tutorial
[19:11:50] <Subsentient> mkfifo is still easier. :^P
[19:12:44] <Gravis> Subsentient: also requires a filesystem
[19:13:16] <Subsentient> true enough
[19:17:00] <Gravis> so really, it's a just a really long indirection
[19:17:11] <Gravis> really really
[19:17:39] <Gravis> has to go through the filesystem driver and everything
[19:17:40] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[19:17:42] * exec accidentally slides a cheap plastic cup of active directory to #soylent
[19:26:12] <Gravis> Subsentient: since you're a fan of language extentions, you should check out wxWidgets because how it implements GUI stuff is truly a horrible. :D
[19:26:37] <Gravis> if horrible was a noun, wxWidgets would be a horrible
[19:27:02] <Gravis> ^_^
[19:29:53] <Subsentient> Gravis: lol, yeah I'm what you could call a 'language purist'. I don't like non-standard stuff. I don't even like compiler extensions like __attribute__.
[19:34:12] <Gravis> same but i found signals/slots to be so handy, i think they should be integrated into the language
[19:34:43] <Subsentient> meh
[19:34:54] <Gravis> they are too an entent which is why my code works. :)
[19:34:56] <Subsentient> myself, my big ideas for language expansion are as follows for C:
[19:35:01] <Subsentient> Functions inside functions.
[19:35:08] <Subsentient> I don't mean lambdas
[19:35:10] <Subsentient> ooh and
[19:35:17] <Subsentient> a better string handling library
[19:35:19] <Subsentient> string.h is unholy
[19:35:36] <Gravis> so... you want C++. got it. ;)
[19:36:00] <Subsentient> Gravis: You can't define functions inside functions in C++ unless you do some lambda black magic.
[19:36:33] <Subsentient> And I actually find std::string to be lacking
[19:36:51] <Gravis> Subsentient: check out QString. :D
[19:36:56] <Subsentient> For one, I'd like to be able to treat it as a dynamic C array, and have .c_str() return a pointer to char*, not const char*
[19:37:38] <Gravis> char* is so... antiquated
[19:38:52] <Subsentient> Gravis: I want that so the string is mutable. It's UB to modify an std::string through the pointer it gives from .c_str()
[19:39:27] <Gravis> i do which for string based switches... which is why i made the string literal extension ""_hash()
[19:40:13] <Subsentient> Haven't played with C++11 user literals yet
[19:40:16] <Gravis> Subsentient: you can do that with QStrings... but they are stored as utf16. :)
[19:40:28] <Subsentient> Gravis: augh
[19:40:47] <Subsentient> UTF8 FTW
[19:40:58] <Gravis> yes, boo and hiss at anything not C compatible. -_-
[19:42:24] <Subsentient> Gravis: Well it takes twice the storage space, and what does UTF16 offer that UTF8 does not?
[19:43:14] <Gravis> Subsentient: it only takes twice the memory if you are only using one character set
[19:43:33] <Gravis> Subsentient: if you mix them, you suddenly are saving memory
[19:44:34] <Gravis> Subsentient: or if you are using a large character set like chinese, you are saving memory
[19:44:35] <Subsentient> bleh, I still like my good old 'char'.
[19:45:30] <Gravis> Subsentient: so you snub your nose at a billion users? i see.
[19:45:48] <Subsentient> Gravis: lol, UTF8 works fine, does it not?
[19:45:50] <chromas> They just need to learn2english
[19:45:59] <Subsentient> lol chromas
[19:46:20] <Gravis> Subsentient: for the western world, sure, it's quite good.
[19:46:22] <chromas> utf32, man. maximum savings with maximum characters
[19:47:06] <Subsentient> Gravis: utf16 is 2 bytes for every character, utf32 is 4 bytes for every character. I could fit a x86 pointer in that!
[19:47:23] <Gravis> Subsentient: and?
[19:47:54] <Subsentient> Gravis: Is it not true that UTF8 can store any weird languages just like UTF16 can?
[19:48:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> I thought UTF16 was a *minimum* of 2 bytes for every character?
[19:48:28] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: Oh, right...
[19:48:30] <Subsentient> Dammit, even worse
[19:48:36] <chromas> utf8 would be the same
[19:48:38] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: it's just like utf8
[19:49:00] <Subsentient> yeah, so, what's wrong with utf8 if it can do everything utf16 can?
[19:49:44] <Gravis> Subsentient: it will use more memory for languages like chinese and japanese
[19:50:32] <Subsentient> Gravis: I must not understand unicode's formatting too well, how does UTF8 storing the same as UTF16 use more memory?
[19:50:57] <Gravis> Subsentient: it has to change unicode pages more often
[19:51:05] <chromas> I think with utf8 a greater percentage of bits are dedicated to overhead
[19:52:05] <Subsentient> Still, I imagine lots of text will be in English, which is 8 bits, which to me would suggest that the overhead would be compensated for.
[19:52:34] <Subsentient> I just hate complexity.
[19:52:50] <Subsentient> That's my problem. I like good old 8-bit 'char'. And I don't like making things harder.
[19:53:06] <Gravis> Subsentient: if you hate complexity, go with utf32. it's the same for everything.
[19:53:10] <chromas> just have a 32-bit char and everything will be fine
[19:53:25] <Subsentient> Yeah, 4x the memory usage...
[19:53:28] <Subsentient> no thanks
[19:53:37] <chromas> minimum complexity
[19:53:49] <Subsentient> maximum memory usage.
[19:53:56] <Gravis> Subsentient: and minimal complexity
[19:54:04] <chromas> 64-bit chars for alienese
[19:54:20] <Subsentient> 128-bit for Gerbish.
[19:54:22] <chromas> and because we're gonna run out of codepoints if they keep adding emojis
[19:54:27] <Subsentient> lol
[19:54:37] <Subsentient> you're not kidding. God, I hate that so much.
[19:54:46] <Subsentient> Emojis make me slightly sick.
[19:54:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> if you keep this up, at some point you just end up with a JPEGs of your character glyphs.
[19:55:19] <Gravis> Subsentient: the fuck is "Gerbish"?
[19:55:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> with maybe a standard for per-document dictionaries so you don't have the same JPEG thousands of times.
[19:56:14] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: emoji needs to be removed from unicode.
[19:57:00] <Subsentient> Gravis: Gerbish = Language of the gerbils
[19:57:10] <Subsentient> Also Richard Gere
[19:57:25] <chromas> Is he still in anything?
[19:57:26] <Gravis> !define gerbish
[19:57:29] <Gravis> ~define gerbish
[19:57:30] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Gerbish: Gerbish is the 4th meal of the day...known for what one would do for late night food.
[19:57:31] <Gravis> #define gerbish
[19:57:32] <Gravis> $define gerbish
[19:58:03] <Gravis> did one of those work?
[19:58:16] <Subsentient> seems so
[19:58:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> yes, ~define worked.
[20:01:10] * Subsentient slides AndyTheAbsurd a cold, sticky mug of freshly milked gerbil semen
[20:02:52] <Gravis> Subsentient: https://en.wikipedia.org
[20:02:52] <webzone> ^ 03Wiki: GB 18030
[20:05:27] <Subsentient> Gravis: http://www.halfbakery.com
[20:05:29] <webzone> ^ 03Halfbakery: Rat's Milk Cheese
[20:05:58] <Gravis> Subsentient: mine is relevant.
[20:06:09] <Subsentient> Gravis: I read it.
[20:06:16] <Gravis> good.
[20:07:13] <Gravis> utf16 is used because it's useful
[20:07:15] <Subsentient> http://simpsons.wikia.com
[20:07:15] <webzone> ^ 03Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk - Simpsons Wiki - Wikia
[20:08:58] <Subsentient> Gravis: I'm sorry, I'm still one goofy fucker.
[20:09:06] <Subsentient> That's unlikely to change
[20:38:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Agency Endorses Plan to Cede Internet Oversight - http://sylnt.us - pick-your-poison
[20:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[20:58:05] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[21:00:14] <cmn32480> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[21:00:15] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[21:00:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time crutchy
[21:00:45] <exec> Friday, 10 June 2016 @ 7:00 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[21:00:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... already gone to work?
[21:01:08] <cmn32480> unliekly... but possible
[21:01:19] <cmn32480> i mean.. I already went to work today
[21:02:31] <cmn32480> ~time NOLA
[21:02:33] <exec> Thursday, 9 June 2016 @ 4:02 pm CDT - New Orleans, LA, USA
[21:02:57] <cmn32480> #time nola
[21:03:17] <cmn32480> or not
[21:03:25] <Subsentient> !time MST
[21:03:25] <Bender> nothing todo for subsentient ;]
[21:03:26] <cmn32480> #weather nola
[21:03:27] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[21:03:30] <Subsentient> ~time MST
[21:03:32] <exec> Thursday, 9 June 2016 @ 3:03 pm MT - Mountain Time
[21:03:41] <Subsentient> wrooooong
[21:03:51] <Subsentient> it's 2:03 PM
[21:04:45] <cmn32480> ~time MDT
[21:04:46] <exec> Thursday, 9 June 2016 @ 3:04 pm MT - Mountain Time
[21:04:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[21:04:50] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) filter comments by score in the api 3) latest spam moderations for admin accounts in api 4) check into integrating GeoLite2 before hashing ips 5) make high-comment stories display much faster
[21:05:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 4
[21:05:13] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[21:05:29] <cmn32480> stupid 20 minute airport wifi
[21:06:04] <cmn32480> I read 3) latest sperm moderations
[21:06:33] * cmn32480 passes subsentient a cold sticky mug of fresh gerbil jizz
[21:06:46] * Subsentient chugs it
[21:07:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i got a free hour before dinner. gonna reboot to winders n play some vidya.
[21:07:42] <cmn32480> really???? not even gonna savor the flavor??? do you know how long it took to "milk" all theose gerbils for that mug? you ungrateful bastard!
[21:07:59] <cmn32480> save time... quite booting to linux
[21:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> but... that's where all my pr0n is!
[21:08:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> later taters
[21:08:57] <cmn32480> hasta luego
[21:09:02] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[21:09:04] * exec ceremoniously cracks open a cold can of nasty v for TheMightyBuzzard
[21:10:06] * cmn32480 is sleepy... but sleepying in the airport isn't such a great idea
[21:15:39] <cmn32480> I'm a go read for a while... maybe nap
[21:15:45] <cmn32480> maybe back later
[22:07:21] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:07:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2661
[22:09:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Launches Full Online Supermarket Service in UK - http://sylnt.us - food-from-the-amazon
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[22:19:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://azure.microsoft.com
[22:19:48] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[22:19:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[22:29:22] <chromas> Does MrPlow multicloud? It probably needs multicloud
[22:30:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course
[22:30:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> he has both the egg smelling ones and the beer smelling ones
[22:31:10] * TheMightyBuzzard skips off to watch some tv while dinner cooks
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[23:11:10] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[23:11:10] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[23:11:12] <Subsentient> :^D
[23:11:16] <Subsentient> I'm back, baby!
[23:11:26] <Subsentient> http://universe2.us
[23:11:26] <webzone> ^✓ 03Nurble nurble
[23:11:30] <Subsentient> Good.
[23:11:32] <chromas> $burrito updates
[23:11:32] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at updates
[23:11:35] <chromas> updates?
[23:13:04] <Subsentient> chromas: Modem died, new one just got here.
[23:13:10] <Subsentient> Was on 2G with the site down for days
[23:13:46] <chromas> Ah, cool. Welcome back to the cables
[23:41:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The UK Government Has Finally Admitted We're at War in Yemen - http://sylnt.us - as-if-we-hadn't-guessed
[23:42:08] <chromas> But will they admit to exceeding India in the rape department?
[23:44:27] <n1> "-- Source link: (on.ft.com/25O6pmo) -- Note: Reuters has not verified this story and does not vouch for its accuracy"
[23:44:46] <n1> an entire article of quality reporting by reuters there