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[00:06:37] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[00:08:12] <Gravis> Subsentient: this is why you don't just fork and do whatever: http://pubs.opengroup.org
[00:08:17] <webzone> ^ 03posix_spawn ( http://pubs.opengroup.org )
[00:21:12] <Subsentient> Gravis: Yes I know, but if you're running a system without an MMU, you have bigger problems.
[00:21:24] <Gravis> Subsentient: hardly!
[00:21:29] <Subsentient> I'm genuinely surprised m68k is still supported as a kernel port.
[00:21:52] <Gravis> you have no respect for cpus
[00:22:21] <Subsentient> Gravis: Not for ancient ones without an MMU, no. Or embedded shit.
[00:22:26] <Subsentient> Keep your Zilog Z80.
[00:23:16] <Gravis> next you'll be disrespecting 6502. -_-
[00:24:55] <Gravis> embedded systems are _everywhere_ so you should respect them
[00:24:57] <Subsentient> Gravis: I'm not a hardware guy. Myself, one thing I can tolerate is a lack of an FPU, but an MMU is something modern Linux code takes for granted, like it or not.
[00:25:08] * TheMightyBuzzard mumbles something about Doritos being faster chips
[00:25:17] <Gravis> ;)
[00:25:57] <Gravis> Subsentient: that's fine... but it doesn't mean you should take it for granted
[00:26:41] <Subsentient> Gravis: No, what I meant when I said it's the least of your problems is, you're going to have a real bad time working with anything modern POSIX on a system with no MMU.
[00:26:56] <Subsentient> Tons and tons of code relies on fork()
[00:26:59] <Subsentient> Probably most of it
[00:27:15] <Gravis> Subsentient: how poettering of you
[00:27:41] <Subsentient> Gravis: No, really. I think busybox is the only userland I know of that can go without an MMU.
[00:28:14] <Gravis> Subsentient: certainly not. maybe for linux.
[00:28:25] <Subsentient> that's what I meant
[00:28:41] <Subsentient> (linux userland)
[00:29:10] <Gravis> Subsentient: well there are non-free userland systems for really embedded stuff
[00:29:37] <Gravis> Subsentient: i'm sure you could run gnu without mmu if you tried
[00:30:00] <Subsentient> Gravis: I believe coreutils might work, but lots of other stuff that busybox provides will not.
[00:30:01] <Gravis> Subsentient: what about all the bsds?
[00:30:13] <Gravis> they have their own userlands
[00:30:49] <Subsentient> Gravis: Try running GTK on m68k or similar and if it works, I'll be impressed. The core BSD userland might work on nommu, but I doubt anything else will
[00:30:54] <Gravis> Subsentient: yeah... you are going full lennart.
[00:31:12] <Subsentient> Gravis: Care to back up or explain that charge?
[00:31:30] <Gravis> Subsentient: he uses the same arguments for cgroups
[00:31:49] <Subsentient> I bet he also eats food.
[00:31:55] <Subsentient> That said, I dislike cgroups.
[00:32:03] <Subsentient> I do love devtmpfs however
[00:32:08] <Gravis> i'm pretty sure he eats shit every day. xD
[00:32:21] <Subsentient> Lots of people suggest that to him.
[00:32:27] <Subsentient> I'm one of them.
[00:32:58] <Gravis> Subsentient: well don't argue like him, it's not healthy or you'll be on a shit diet too.
[00:33:16] <Subsentient> Gravis: But seriously, fork() is so deeply embedded in today's code... But give me credit, Epoch supports nommu.
[00:33:36] <Subsentient> That was a bit of a pain in the ass too.
[00:33:52] <Subsentient> vfork() for nommu.
[00:34:17] <Subsentient> ForkFunc() is a macro in Epoch
[00:34:25] <Subsentient> it's fork() for normal, vfork() for nommu
[00:37:19] <Gravis> Subsentient: i wrote some useful code today: https://github.com
[00:37:25] <webzone> ^ 03pdtk/cstringarray.h at dev · GravisZro/pdtk · GitHub
[00:37:30] <Gravis> Subsentient: it cleans this up a lot: https://github.com
[00:37:31] <webzone> ^✓ 03pdtk/process.cpp at dev · GravisZro/pdtk · GitHub
[00:39:05] <Subsentient> Gravis: http://pastebin.com
[00:39:06] <webzone> ^ 03[C++] struct PkString : public std::string { //Wrapper to make std::string more frien - Pastebin.com
[00:40:17] <Gravis> Subsentient: that doesn't do anything close to what i needed.
[00:40:41] <Gravis> Subsentient: i'm working with _arrays_ of c strings
[00:40:53] <Subsentient> Gravis: Ahhh I see
[00:41:15] <Subsentient> typedef std::vector<std::string> CStringArray;
[00:41:36] <Subsentient> Or in your case
[00:41:44] <Subsentient> typedef std::vector<PkString> PkStringArray
[00:41:54] <Gravis> Subsentient: yeah... tell me when you get posix functions to take those. -_-
[00:42:05] <Subsentient> Gravis: Already do.
[00:42:12] <Subsentient> Implicit conversion to const char*
[00:42:45] <Gravis> Subsentient: doesn't help when you need to pass in arrays of them
[00:43:05] <Subsentient> Ahhh, alright.
[00:43:18] <Gravis> fool
[00:43:55] <Subsentient> Gravis: You enjoy insulting people?
[00:44:09] <Subsentient> I thought I was the sociopath?
[00:44:17] <Gravis> std::string is trivial to use with c functions.
[00:44:28] <Subsentient> Yes it is.
[00:44:31] <Subsentient> .c_str()
[00:44:43] <Subsentient> but it's a pain in the ass for converting existing code to std::string
[00:44:54] <Subsentient> PkString mixes freely with most C code.
[00:45:06] <Gravis> c string arrays are a completely different animal.
[00:49:44] <Subsentient> Gravis: That depends, do your functions want an array of pointers, or an array of arrays?
[00:52:00] <Gravis> char *const argv[restrict]
[00:52:30] <Gravis> really it's double indirected byte array
[00:52:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, Gravis, tastes great or less filling: discuss.
[00:52:55] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i didn't know you liked eatting shit. that's gross.
[00:53:08] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: perhaps you should be friend with poettering
[00:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh like we have a choice come november
[00:53:29] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: what's in november?
[00:53:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> elections, of course
[00:53:57] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: what does that have to do with poettering?
[00:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> eating shit, you have no choice. might as well get some hot sauce.
[00:55:04] -!- Subsentient has quit [Ping timeout: 268 seconds]
[00:55:47] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you have a choice. vote for who you want.
[00:56:16] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: just because they don't listen, doesn't mean you should choose what you don't want
[00:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> no spot for write-ins here in TN. I'd have to yell really loud or carry my own paper.
[00:56:42] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: then paper it is
[00:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking beer+porch+home but i'm still gonna end up eating four years of shit regardless.
[00:58:01] <Gravis> oh no... the earth may burn but you don't have to be responsible for it... unless you caused it
[00:58:12] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: did you cause it?
[00:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i voted obama twice, so yup
[00:58:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean that WAS the idea. burn the place down n start over.
[00:59:17] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: obama didn't burn the system down... but trump may
[00:59:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> either candidate this time fits the bill though, so i don't really care.
[00:59:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, he made this far more of a police state than GWB ever did.
[01:00:26] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah, he followed the path that GWB set forth
[01:00:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> gitmo guys going free but we citizens are treated like criminals here at home.
[01:00:46] <Gravis> patriot act is the real killer
[01:00:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[01:00:53] <Gravis> fisa shit is insane
[01:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[01:01:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> secret interpretations of secret laws
[01:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nailing whistle blowers to the wall
[01:01:48] <Gravis> yep
[01:02:00] <Gravis> definately failed in many regards
[01:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> not so much failed as acted with calculated malice. there's only so much you can chalk up as oops.
[01:03:32] <Gravis> sure whatever... the system isn't burning... not yet.
[01:04:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope but every election has pushed it further towards it since... oh prolly Slick Willy
[01:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't an especially good president but he mostly just wanted the big office and the interns
[01:05:05] <Gravis> yeah... people lost their shit on 9/11
[01:06:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'truth. i can see going and fucking up the organization that planned it but you don't fuck your own people too
[01:06:35] <Gravis> the media stoking the flames of fear have really done a number on the general populace
[01:07:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."
[01:07:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i must nicotine now
[01:08:26] <Gravis> the only chance we have is to cut money out of politcals
[01:08:45] <Gravis> politics*
[01:10:50] <Gravis> i really believe everything hinges on making that happen
[01:15:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, can't be done while politicians are the ones casting the votes to do so or not.
[01:16:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~eds
[01:16:48] <exec> editor ping for TheMightyBuzzard: janrinok LaminatorX n1 nick martyb Bytram Azrael mrcoolbp cmn32480 coolhand takyon cmn32480|away bytram|away
[01:17:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're down to one story queued, guys.
[01:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i gotta play editor, i'm scraping breitbart and foxnews just to troll everybody
[01:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.breitbart.com
[01:28:15] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:28:41] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:28:41] <webzone> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
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[01:34:22] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes Subsentient
[01:35:00] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: derp
[01:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, think i can talk you into a little edity stuff? we're down to one queued story but the subs queue has plenty in it.
[01:36:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> and don't nobody else be around apparently
[01:36:15] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah, I can do a little of that, in a bit here.
[01:36:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers, yo.
[01:36:33] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: too much bias
[01:36:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, who, fnc and breitbart? ya, that was the idea.
[01:37:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> or did ya mean Subsentient's pro-pottering stance?
[01:37:26] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[01:37:42] * Subsentient summons the gerbils
[01:37:47] <Subsentient> FEEL THE WRATH
[01:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> the wrath, it is fuzzy!
[01:38:19] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i think actually browse those sites regularly
[01:39:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> breitbart i hit up once a week or two. mostly for breitbart.com/tech/
[01:39:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> fnc i never, ever hit on account of them being all non-standards-y and making life more difficult than necessary.
[01:41:14] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: standards? those are for communists!
[01:41:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you raise a valid point. allow me to retort with this:
[01:41:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[01:41:46] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:41:46] <webzone> ^✓ 03BOOBIES KITTENS - YouTube
[01:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, this is why i lurves me some milo: http://www.breitbart.com
[01:45:01] <webzone> ^ 03Milo Opens Cultural Appropriation Speech With Mexican Mariachi Band - Breitbart
[01:46:35] <chromas> was there a Mexican trigglypuff?
[01:47:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, i don't watch videos unless they have boobies in them
[01:47:10] <chromas> Triggarcia
[01:50:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean milo's hilarious n all but he's unlikely to have uncovered breasts in the same video with him. he's more of a #jigglyballs than a #jigglyboobs guy.
[01:50:22] <chromas> it says there were barely any protesters. Sounds like ucsd doesn't haveenough Clicks
[01:50:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> too far from SF i guess
[01:51:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> or they were busy protesting trump
[01:52:28] <chromas> I like how the Milo protesters always confirm what he's saying right at the moment they start up
[01:52:59] <chromas> like when he was answering a guy about a poll saying people thought black people were louder than other people, then black people starting making a bunch of noise
[01:54:05] <chromas> s/ people/s/g
[01:54:05] <sedctl> <chromas> like when he was answering a guy about a poll sayings thought blacks were louder than others, then blacks starting making a bunch of noise
[01:54:07] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[01:55:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, hey, bedtime!
[01:57:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> one for the road
[01:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.breitbart.com
[01:57:47] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:58:12] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:58:12] <webzone> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[02:15:52] <cmn32480> I'll get somethign in before I go eat Buzzard
[02:17:15] <cmn32480> 11:51 eastern? F**k that... I haven't eaten since breakfast
[02:17:21] <cmn32480> back in a bit
[02:18:11] <Bytram> cmn32480: I pushed out a couple, going for more...
[02:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Gaian Bottleneck" Model Could Mean Early Extinctions on Exoplanets - http://sylnt.us - drake-equation?
[03:09:31] <cmn32480> now I feel better
[03:09:45] <cmn32480> 1/2 dozen raw oysters and a po' boy to fill the belly
[03:09:48] <cmn32480> and a couple beers
[03:10:08] <cmn32480> I still feel weird walking around with an open container in this city
[03:10:15] <chromas> no wings today?
[03:10:30] <cmn32480> nah... New Orleans isn't a wings kinda place
[03:10:36] <cmn32480> I come here and eat seafood
[03:10:51] <cmn32480> the oysters are really good
[03:11:21] <cmn32480> and a lot less expensive then back home
[03:11:28] <Bytram> though you may like the oysters, somehow I suspect they are not so fond of you.
[03:11:34] <Bytram> ;)
[03:11:38] <cmn32480> i'd think not...
[03:11:45] <Bytram> cmn32480: good to 'see' you!
[03:11:48] <cmn32480> but nothign like a half shell full of snot...
[03:12:01] <Bytram> now that you put it THAT way... ewwww!
[03:12:11] <cmn32480> you too Bytram
[03:12:21] <Bytram> ~weather new orleans
[03:12:23] <exec> 10New Orleans, LA, USA - currently 83°F, partly cloudy, wind S at 2 mph, humidity 72% - Tuesday partly cloudy (75°F:89°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (75°F:92°F), Thursday partly cloudy (75°F:91°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:88°F)
[03:12:26] <cmn32480> I _LOVE_ raw oysters
[03:12:35] <Bytram> I kinda picked up on that
[03:12:36] <cmn32480> I could have told you:
[03:12:50] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[03:12:51] <cmn32480> f**king hot for 10pm and f**king humid
[03:12:51] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 71°F, clear, wind W at 10 mph, humidity 47% - Tuesday partly cloudy (60°F:83°F), Wednesday cloudy (55°F:72°F), Thursday sunny (59°F:78°F), Friday partly cloudy (62°F:80°F)
[03:13:02] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[03:13:03] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 66°F, cloudy, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 74% - Tuesday scattered showers (58°F:80°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (52°F:71°F), Thursday cloudy (52°F:67°F), Friday partly cloudy (53°F:66°F)
[03:13:06] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[03:13:08] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 62°F, cloudy, wind E at 9 mph, humidity 95% - Tuesday showers (55°F:70°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (47°F:70°F), Thursday partly cloudy (47°F:63°F), Friday partly cloudy (49°F:67°F)
[03:13:12] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[03:13:13] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 56°F, mostly cloudy, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 97% - Tuesday thunderstorm (54°F:68°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (46°F:62°F), Thursday scattered showers (44°F:54°F), Friday partly cloudy (44°F:64°F)
[03:13:36] <cmn32480> my only regret about dinner?
[03:13:48] <Bytram> not enough of it
[03:13:49] <Bytram> ?
[03:13:53] <cmn32480> I only got a half dozen instead of a dozen
[03:13:57] <Bytram> bingo!
[03:14:08] <Bytram> time for seconds, then!
[03:14:29] <cmn32480> dude was shucking them in front of me, setting them on the bar... and by the time he got the next one up.. I had sucked down the first
[03:14:31] <Bytram> how was your day?
[03:14:35] <cmn32480> long
[03:14:38] <cmn32480> VERY long
[03:14:40] <Bytram> nodnod
[03:14:52] <cmn32480> got in to the hotel last night at 12:30
[03:15:02] <Bytram> urgh!
[03:15:06] <cmn32480> at the customer site at 8:05 this morning
[03:15:12] <cmn32480> finished about 8pm
[03:15:15] <Bytram> double urgh!
[03:15:23] <cmn32480> came back to the hotel... and went in search of dinner
[03:15:31] * Bytram hopes cmn32480 has practiced the art of sleeping *fast*
[03:15:42] <Bytram> that IS a long day
[03:15:42] <cmn32480> you mean hit the pillow and be out?
[03:15:52] <Bytram> yeah, pretty much
[03:15:58] <cmn32480> I'm a black belt
[03:15:59] * Bytram did that last night.
[03:16:16] <Bytram> got home, fixed a snack, ate, hit the sack, soundasleep in about 5 minutes
[03:16:17] <cmn32480> I'm snoring before the TV fades to black
[03:16:36] <cmn32480> damn those oysters were good
[03:16:36] <Bytram> woke up about hour later and was up until about midnight. :(
[03:16:41] <cmn32480> DOH!
[03:16:46] <cmn32480> that sucks
[03:16:51] <Bytram> yeah
[03:16:56] <Bytram> it is what it is
[03:17:16] <Bytram> once in a while I'll sleep, like, 7 hours straight, but that's the exception rather than the rule
[03:17:21] <cmn32480> I hit the sack last night and rolled over when my alarm went off
[03:17:37] <Bytram> I usually get 4-5 hour stretched at best, am up for an hour or two, and then try and get back to sleep
[03:17:49] <cmn32480> interesting
[03:17:49] <Bytram> *strecthed*
[03:18:05] <Bytram> is only in the past century or so htat 8 hours traight became the norm
[03:18:06] <cmn32480> I've heard that works really well for some people
[03:18:17] <Bytram> look up 'divided sleep'
[03:18:26] <cmn32480> ~g divided sleep
[03:18:27] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:18:36] <cmn32480> now what?
[03:18:40] <cmn32480> should I read the article?
[03:18:59] <Bytram> back then though, I wonder how much of that ws bcause they got bit by bed bugs and the like, and no matter how tired you are, you can only sleep through so much?
[03:19:02] <cmn32480> or just be happy that I could make exec look it up
[03:19:10] <Bytram> istr it was enlightening
[03:19:19] <Bytram> clicky
[03:19:31] <Bytram> I'll scna it and let you know
[03:19:31] <cmn32480> why woudl you want to sleep in lightening?
[03:19:35] <cmn32480> that sounds dangerous
[03:19:43] <Bytram> seemed like a bright idea?
[03:19:50] <Bytram> was just a shot in the dark?
[03:19:53] <cmn32480> I suppose you'd get a charge out of it
[03:20:01] <Bytram> brilliant!
[03:20:16] <cmn32480> it's my electrifying sense of humor
[03:20:35] <Bytram> Segmented sleep, also known as divided sleep, bimodal sleep pattern, bifurcated sleep, or interrupted sleep, is a primarily biphasic sleep pattern where two periods of nighttime sleep are punctuated by a period of wakefulness. Along with a nap (siesta) in the day, it has been argued that this is the natural pattern of human sleep in long winter nights.[1][2] A case has been made that maintaining such a sleep pattern may be important in
[03:20:35] <Bytram> regulating stress.[2]
[03:20:53] <cmn32480> hmmm
[03:20:56] <cmn32480> interesting
[03:21:14] <cmn32480> so putting the kids down for a siesta is a pattern that might be good to follow as an adult
[03:21:45] * cmn32480 misses spallshurgenson on puns like these
[03:21:46] <Bytram> I take a nap if at all possible
[03:21:55] <Bytram> makes a HUUUGE difference
[03:21:59] <cmn32480> my custoemrs prefer that I don't do that while they are paying me
[03:22:03] <Bytram> beware of napping too long, though
[03:22:23] <Bytram> then get too tired to wake up and be productive.
[03:22:35] <cmn32480> wake before REM sleep sets in, or after about 3 hours
[03:22:45] <Bytram> ISTR reading a study on pilots that suiggested a max of a 39 minute nap.
[03:22:46] <cmn32480> but not in between
[03:22:53] <Bytram> zactly!
[03:23:19] <cmn32480> right... REM sets in around 45-60min IIRC
[03:23:41] <Bytram> anecdote is not the singular of data, but a 39-minute nap seems to take a huge chunk of the 'edge' off.
[03:23:56] <Bytram> is not like sleeping a hole night, but the difference IS noticable
[03:24:21] <Bytram> the wiki article is pretty short; worth the read, I'd say
[03:25:58] <cmn32480> wait... I'm a "sleeping a hole" now?
[03:26:02] <cmn32480> not nice Bytram!
[03:26:12] * cmn32480 yawns
[03:26:12] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into cmn32480's gaping mouth
[03:26:19] <Bytram> huh? where'd I say that?
[03:26:19] <cmn32480> mmmm skittle
[03:26:26] <Bytram> oh
[03:26:29] <cmn32480> <Bytram> is not like sleeping a hole night, but the difference IS noticable
[03:26:36] <Bytram> sleeping a Whole night...
[03:26:40] <Bytram> bah!
[03:26:46] * Bytram is tired, too.
[03:26:49] <cmn32480> lol
[03:26:59] * cmn32480 is pushing bytram's buttons just 'cuz
[03:27:09] <chromas> sleep-a-hole-ics
[03:27:20] <Bytram> oh, my!
[03:27:28] <Bytram> that's like triple entendere!
[03:27:33] <Bytram> (sp?P
[03:27:42] * cmn32480 pushes again looking for the button that dispenses cash
[03:27:59] <chromas> try the handle
[03:28:07] <Bytram> the incantation has a few more steps
[03:28:11] * cmn32480 refuses to touch bytram's handle
[03:28:25] <chromas> is that why they call it 'leverage'?
[03:28:38] <Bytram> could be, could be
[03:34:18] * Subsentient regurgitates a cumload of half-digested peanut butter for Bytram
[03:34:31] <Bytram> sloppy!
[03:36:13] <Subsentient> oww
[03:36:19] <Subsentient> burned my palm
[03:36:31] * Subsentient picked up his cancer stick from the wrong end
[03:40:53] <cmn32480> #join #editorial
[03:42:39] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[03:42:40] <webzone> ^ 03LG helps India fight malaria with mosquito repelling TVs - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[03:43:05] <Bytram> manufactured with loose flyback transformers? Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[03:44:05] <Bytram> okay, I've got us covered until east coast sunrise... can you take things from there, or should I carry on?
[03:44:22] <chromas> So the cure to zika is to dig out our old crts and put away the lcds?
[03:44:38] <chromas> crts++ # best color reproduction
[03:44:38] <Bender> karma - crts: 1
[03:44:38] <Bytram> plug it in, plug it in, plug it in!
[03:44:41] <cmn32480> I;'ll cover bytram
[03:45:00] <chromas> You think he can dodge it?
[03:45:03] <chromas> can't
[03:45:10] <cmn32480> will try to dump in 4 or 5 and maybe get us to the end of the workday on the east coast
[03:45:23] <chromas> oh I misread that. Thought it said you'll come over him
[03:45:24] <Bytram> heads up: the story "what entertains you", though not explicit, would make a good poll; the current one is long in the tooth
[03:45:37] <cmn32480> 10-4
[03:45:59] <Bytram> also, if you see mrcool, we could prolly use an update on the begometer on the main page.
[03:46:12] <Bytram> june is upon us, and there's... hold on
[03:46:50] <Bytram> last update on the beg-o-meter was 05-09
[03:47:46] <Bytram> a quick glance suggests a total 0f $700 (before fees/overhead) has been subscribed since then
[03:48:33] <cmn32480> haven't seen mrc in a month or so
[03:48:44] <cmn32480> he pokes in every now and again
[03:48:57] <cmn32480> but it seems that upper management is a little more hands off then they used to be
[03:49:28] <Bytram> yep
[03:49:50] <Bytram> early on, the site wuold try and crash darn near every day; needed a lot more hand-holding
[03:49:59] <Bytram> also, we were all kinda new getting the hang of things
[03:50:19] <Bytram> seem ot ahve found a routine, if you will, so less guidance/management/whatevah needed to keep things rolling along
[03:50:28] <cmn32480> now TMB just needs to kick it in the slashd every now and again
[03:50:36] <cmn32480> right
[03:50:38] <Bytram> pm
[03:50:44] <cmn32480> k
[03:58:08] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:58:10] * exec metrosexually stuffs a pipe of TNT into #Soylent
[03:58:17] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:58:19] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[03:58:19] * exec whole-heartedly a petabyte of bacon grease gives cmn32480
[03:58:21] * exec inadequately rubs a set of hold music on bytram
[03:58:31] <cmn32480> I won
[03:58:40] <Bytram> agreed
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[04:00:24] <Trump2016> I voted for Trump today.
[04:01:13] <chromas> bigot
[04:01:22] <chromas> why do you hate feminists?
[04:01:30] <Trump2016> I don't hate feminists, I hate Mexicans.
[04:01:34] <chromas> and mexicans
[04:01:35] <Trump2016> Okay, feminists too.
[04:01:49] <chromas> das racis 'cause mexicans == race
[04:02:02] <chromas> islam is also a race too
[04:02:06] <Trump2016> It's because when I was very young, a bunch of Blonde-haired Blue eyed kids called me a "filthy beaner"
[04:02:23] <Trump2016> from then on, I internalized, then externalized my hatred of the impure blood flowing through my veins.
[04:02:44] <chromas> self-loathing? sound like you've got a little heeb in you
[04:03:13] <Trump2016> heebs only pretend to be self-loathing. In reality they're rude and arrogant fucks with superiority complexes encoded in their genes.
[04:03:14] * chromas gets the heeb-y jeebies
[04:03:39] <Trump2016> Heeb "self-loathing" is only to throw the Goyim off-guard. In reality it is something else.
[04:04:20] <Trump2016> What would be nice, though, is if the Whites, Mexicans, and Blacks teamed up against the Muzzies and Heebs
[04:05:14] <chromas> well just drop a load of nikes in the middle east
[04:05:41] <chromas> then airdrop some hoods in a week later and they'll clean up
[04:05:42] * cmn32480 goes to make coffee++
[04:06:06] <cmn32480> coffee++
[04:06:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2656
[04:06:54] <Trump2016> It would be kinda cool to see Israel vs. The Arab nations in a battle Royale though
[04:07:09] <Trump2016> Assuming you took away all the nukes of both sides and fenced them in
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[04:07:19] <chromas> you mean like make the old testament real?
[04:07:35] <chromas> genocide++
[04:07:35] <Bender> karma - genocide: 1
[04:08:01] <Trump2016> Israel is cunning. Durka-durkas are just Zerg-rushers
[04:08:16] <Trump2016> Strategy vs. Savagery
[04:08:26] <chromas> zerg rushing germany and sweden
[04:08:39] <chromas> proving that feminists really are asking for it
[04:08:41] <Trump2016> Hahah, yeah, and England, and France, and the U.S., too
[04:08:58] <Trump2016> the U.S. is under a similar attack, it's just less-publicized
[04:09:52] * chromas sharpens his niggerknife
[04:10:36] <Trump2016> We're under attack from the same "refugees" being brought in under the radar as well as the zerg-rush of central-americans
[04:11:40] <chromas> a wall costs money. instead, we should just make the border a tourist destination
[04:11:51] <chromas> pay money and you get to do some shootin'
[04:11:59] <chromas> anyone crossing is fair game
[04:12:20] <chromas> regardless which way they're running
[04:12:33] <Trump2016> Well, they have the cartels. So it could be an entertaining 2-way fight
[04:12:46] <Trump2016> Like Mad Max 'n' sheit
[04:13:11] * Trump2016 still likes the gladiator fights idea
[04:14:07] <Trump2016> NPR was stupid again awhile back. They were like "all these non-citizens who enlisted in the US military were deported!"
[04:14:28] <chromas> Trump2016, do you like movies about gladiators?
[04:14:31] <Trump2016> Then they were like "...because they committed violent felonies and drug offenses"
[04:14:57] <Trump2016> chromas, honestly, I haven't seen many....except for Running Man
[04:15:01] <chromas> lol
[04:15:44] <chromas> we should allow and/or force them to sign up and drop 'em off for active duty. if they make it back alive then they become citizens
[04:16:28] <Trump2016> I'm okay with the idea of non-citizens earning their citizenship though military service provided they don't fuck their service up and do stupid shit like pose with the Mexican flag while in uniform.
[04:17:39] <chromas> the mexican flag is okay as long as it's lower than the us flag
[04:18:04] <Trump2016> Yeah,
[04:18:26] <chromas> so they need to carry at least two flags around
[04:19:01] <Trump2016> I'm okay with mandatory service like many other countries do, with the important caveat that we fight only defensive wars and not for Turkish pipelines and Defense contractors.
[04:19:14] <Trump2016> Not while in uniform.
[04:19:41] <Trump2016> If they want to fly their flag of origin they can go back to that country of origin and join THEIR security services.
[04:22:01] <Trump2016> Balls. Time to drink self to sleep. Ciao!
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[10:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:05:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2657
[10:30:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, moar work on the fighting game this morning i think.
[10:45:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube it's the end of the world as we know it
[10:45:03] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:45:10] <webzone> ^ 03R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World - YouTube
[11:08:53] * TheMightyBuzzard starts data-entry-ing weapons and armor
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[11:53:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, got all the simple non-ranged weapons in.
[11:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:54:13] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 60
[12:08:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall some quiet fookers this morning
[12:11:57] <boru> I resemble that remark.
[12:21:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> data entry is so much more fun than coding. why oh why didn't i become a secretary instead of a code monkey?
[12:23:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> because secretaries get paid crap?
[12:28:47] <boru> Why not both? You could get a KIM-1 and program the instructions by hand!
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[12:32:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[12:32:39] <webzone> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[12:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was a fun one to reply to
[12:33:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, why didn't i think of that?!
[12:36:57] <boru> Hindsight is a wonderful thing. You'd probably have to build an adapter board to interface it with _anything_. Endless reward.
[12:37:40] <boru> Actually, I think I may have something gathering dust in a box somwhere for a transputer base board.
[12:38:30] <boru> 6800 or 6809, with a transputer on board, and a card like that to program it.
[12:38:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh
[12:38:48] <boru> I should really do a clean out.
[12:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i should build a computer that reads its code from mag stripe cards.
[12:40:32] <boru> That'd be neat.
[12:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder how many bytes you can store on one reliably
[12:41:15] <boru> I'm working on and off on a hardware RPN stack machine.
[12:41:21] <boru> Reliably being the operative word, there.
[12:42:24] <boru> Might as well just use FRAM or MRAM and have fun building the rest of the computer.
[12:42:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like very not much
[12:43:21] <boru> No surprise there.
[12:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> 79 characters on stripe 1, 40 on stripe 2, 107 on stripe 3 and none of them are full eight bit characters.
[12:44:57] <boru> Pft, 'full' is 7 bits!
[12:45:15] <boru> Only POSIX requires CHAR_BIT == 8!
[12:45:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[12:46:17] <boru> I reckon you could get away with quite a bit, though.
[12:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're all either six or four bit though. which is a problem.
[12:46:37] <boru> Say, if the routines were resident, and the program was only a sequence of routines.
[12:46:46] <boru> Hmm. Interesting.
[12:46:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that could be somewhat more versatile
[12:47:42] <boru> That's more or less what I'm implementing for my tethered Forth.
[12:47:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> couldn't feed data but you could write a very small program.
[12:47:53] <boru> Right.
[12:48:06] <boru> Or sequence + data, if it were small.
[12:49:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, shame they don't sell cassette tapes at like wal-mart anymore.
[12:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> a tape player and a microprocessor with an adc
[12:50:03] <boru> Endless fun to be had, I'm sure.
[12:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could use cdroms and encode everything as audio. not as fun as proper analog though.
[12:51:02] <boru> Well, there are other mag strip media. VCR tapes, etc.
[12:51:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they're pretty much gone from easy acquisition as well though.
[12:52:12] <boru> I'm about to be pulled into an exciting meeting with a herd of managers. I'll use that time to think of something else.
[12:52:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> backup tapes? wonder how much of a pain it'd be to get them to record analog audio.
[12:52:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[12:53:21] * TheMightyBuzzard looks at his half-done weapons list and groans
[13:05:21] <crutchy> lmao this just cracked me up http://i.imgur.com
[13:05:35] * crutchy will never be able to watch pepper pig the same way again
[13:09:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[13:09:28] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[13:09:30] * exec disturbingly reticulates a pitcher of Jesus Juice for crutchy
[13:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:09:35] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:09:36] * exec flatulantly embiggens a scrote of 2 steak shit with cmn32480
[13:09:37] * exec brazenly poops a gigabyte of buttered toast for TheMightyBuzzard
[13:09:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm, toast
[13:09:53] <crutchy> poop toast
[13:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> still beats 2 steak shit
[13:13:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> this data entry wouldn't be so bad if i hadn't decided to use bitmasks for weapon attributes. gotta stop n calculate a new one for almost every weapon cause they all got some minor differences.
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[13:14:00] <cmn32480> crutchy - that's horrible
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[13:21:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:21:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:21:05] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 61
[13:21:11] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:21:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2658
[13:21:51] <n1> lunch++
[13:21:51] <Bender> karma - lunch: 3
[13:22:30] <cmn32480> I'll see your lunch++ and raise you a breakfast++
[13:22:38] <cmn32480> breakfast++
[13:22:38] <Bender> karma - breakfast: 5
[13:22:44] <n1> is breakfast too
[13:22:54] <cmn32480> lol
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[13:24:28] <n1_> i feel like im going to pass out
[13:24:35] <n1_> trying to eat to stop that happening
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[13:28:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> n1_: yeah definitely don't fall over from hunger, that would suck.
[13:28:01] <chromas> I guess it didn't wokr
[13:28:38] * chromas wodners abotu wokr
[13:29:31] <n1_> hunger is only a part of it, i'm completely drained generally, i had a good nights sleep a week ago which was the first time in a couple months.
[13:30:42] <n1_> stressing more than usual because while business is good to a point, other people have not done their tasks which results in any positive direction as a result of business being good, completely worthless
[13:31:42] * n1_ hits head on desk
[13:34:07] <Runaway1956> "historic"
[13:34:23] <Runaway1956> Let us remember, that "historic" is not synonymous with "good".
[13:34:58] <Runaway1956> It was an historic event when Joseph Stalin started his purges.
[13:35:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> n1_: time to be the kind of "project manager" that uses a cricket bat to ensure people get their tasks accomplished?
[13:37:03] <n1_> the whole point of it was to be able to delegate, i can't deal with the day to day 'business of running a business' whilst also being the guy that does all the stuff that we actually get to invoice for
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[13:38:20] <nick> wtf is with these disconnects
[13:38:42] <nick> as i said before i got kicked off... AndyTheAbsurd : the whole point of it was to be able to delegate, i can't deal with the day to day 'business of running a business' whilst also being the guy that does all the stuff that we actually get to invoice for
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[14:10:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! done with data entry for weapons for now!
[14:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, may as well do armor. it'll be a lot quicker since there's less kinds. but after a smoke.
[14:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:15:37] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 62
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[15:26:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeee! done with data entry for the day! got basic weapons and armor and shields in.
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[16:17:39] <chromas> "Hello guys, I'm trying to promote a topic: the free representation of big boobs. You know, with all these feminist and SJW bullshits about "female sexualization" big boobs became something obscene and not to be represented in videogames, to be censored even. Apparently girls with big breasts shame their gender, and, as one of them, I'm offended. I want my share of representation, I want more slim girls with big boobs, so I opened a discussion about this on
[16:17:39] <chromas> Blizzard's Overwatch forum"
[16:17:48] <chromas> (thread deleted :( )
[16:19:37] <nick> ¬_¬
[16:21:55] <nick> the point of all this being?
[16:22:09] <chromas> amusing comment?
[16:23:06] <nick> personally don't think it's amusing, just another case of everyone who already has strong feelings on the topic of SJW/feminists gets to ^5 their comrades
[16:26:36] <chromas> +1
[16:28:26] <nick> everyone engaged in that topic seems to do a damn fine job of re-enforcing stereotypes all around to enable the equilibrium of division to continue.
[16:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ^5s++
[16:38:27] <nick> on overwatch though, anyone been playing it?
[16:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, been monkeying with my bot instead of playing vidya
[16:39:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, shooter. not my thang anymore.
[16:39:28] <nick> i only ask because i really don't get it after hearing/seeing the hype and then seeing some gameplay
[16:39:58] <nick> if it wasn't made by Blizzard i can't see anyone giving two shits about it, let alone being the biggest/most successful release of the year so far
[16:40:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. i'm not a blizzard fan anymore anyway. wow ruined them for me.
[16:41:36] <nick> never really been into their games but the hype surrounding overwatch seems insane for a game that as far as i can tell, isn't doing anything new
[16:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! figured out how to sneak around a compiler error!
[16:42:09] <nick> wohooo
[16:42:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was thinking a variable could possibly be uninitialized and wouldn't let me compile when it was most definitely initialized if there were any items in the db.
[16:43:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, aside from the artwork style, overwatch sounds like any other boringass shooter.
[16:44:20] * Subsentient watches TheMightyBuzzard
[16:44:36] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: If you want a good game, try http://wz2100.net
[16:44:37] <webzone> ^ 03Warzone 2100: A Free And Open Source Real-Time Strategy Game
[16:44:41] <Subsentient> My favorite game. :^)
[16:44:48] <Subsentient> (Undertale is a close second)
[16:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks interestin
[16:46:08] <nick> "overwatch is a perfectly adequate time sink" - yahtzee crowshaw
[16:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't have favorite games anymore though. i play em till i beat them then throw them out.
[16:46:22] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Multiplayer of Warzone 2100 is sublime
[16:46:37] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I play tons and tons of that game, and I've been playing it since 2010.
[16:46:40] <Subsentient> I'm very good.
[16:46:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> multiplayer sucks unless you're playing with friends.
[16:47:03] <Subsentient> nah, in WZ2100, multiplayer with randoms is fun
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[16:47:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've no interest in trash talking teenagers or random jackasses. i wanna trash talk people who'll appreciate it.
[16:47:27] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Warzone doesn't have voice.
[16:47:44] <Subsentient> You got your text chat, your allied text chat, and IRC.
[16:47:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay, my microphone ain't hooked up
[16:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was talkin text
[16:48:03] <Subsentient> heh
[16:48:14] <Subsentient> Interestingly, most Warzone players are adults
[16:48:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i only plug my mic in when i'm tryin to learn japanese
[16:49:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose it could be a good kernel entropy source but i'm not that particular about my random numbers.
[16:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> 4 is good enough
[16:49:56] <Subsentient> /chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random
[16:50:03] <Subsentient> //chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random
[16:50:17] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat
[16:51:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout to try out Stranger of Sword City later if it'll play on wine
[16:53:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima eat lunch n have a nap now though.
[16:57:19] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Are you 60?
[17:07:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's like noon in his time zone
[17:07:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's a fair time to have lunch
[17:07:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> (assuming I'm remember what TZ he's in properly.)
[17:28:14] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: it was closer to 1pm
[17:45:05] * AndyTheAbsurd shrugs
[17:45:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> I thought he was one time zone west of me, could be wrong though.
[17:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[17:58:56] <exec> Wednesday, 8 June 2016 @ 12:58 pm CDT - Humboldt, TN 38343, USA
[18:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[18:06:52] <Bender> karma - naps: 39
[18:48:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Living (and Hooping) 555 Days With No Heart - http://sylnt.us - beating-the-odds
[18:56:26] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: wb\
[18:56:34] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I forgot how old you are.
[18:58:16] * Subsentient was old when the universe was young
[20:05:58] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[20:05:58] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
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[20:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.zdnet.com
[20:18:42] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:19:07] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[20:19:08] <webzone> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
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[20:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[20:30:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:31:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[20:31:18] <webzone> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
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[21:56:41] <paulej72> moop
[21:57:13] <crutchy> ~arthur list
[21:57:17] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[21:57:35] <crutchy> noooooooooooo!
[21:57:47] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 is arthur ded?
[21:58:04] <crutchy> ~alias-info ~storybot
[21:58:06] <exec> 02exec [enabled]: ~storybot|1800|3600|0|1|||INTERNAL|||{ PYTHONIOENCODING=utf_8 ; export PYTHONIOENCODING ; cd /home/jared/git/storybot/ ; python storybot.py ; } 2>&1
[21:58:06] <exec> 02file: exec.txt [modified: 2016-06-04 01:38:16, size: 4342 bytes]
[21:58:31] <crutchy> doh!
[22:00:58] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 need to tweak the command for the ~storybot alias at the bottom of the exec.txt file to suit your poota
[22:03:05] <crutchy> there might be a way to make that smarter, but i'm too dumb to figure out what it is
[22:03:52] <crutchy> hmm. maybe could at least move the alias definition to a separate file
[22:05:53] <paulej72> i searched for myself on google and I did not find me. I think this makes me happy
[22:06:13] <crutchy> not even in loggie's logs?
[22:06:26] <crutchy> surely googlebot has found those
[22:07:21] <paulej72> well it found this me, but not the real me
[22:07:41] <crutchy> ah
[22:07:58] <crutchy> i don't think it knows my real name either
[22:08:26] <crutchy> oh there's a linkedin page
[22:09:06] <SirFinkus> yay, fixed my video thumbnailer
[22:10:09] <crutchy> wtf? you have posts on /. this year! gathp!
[22:10:32] <crutchy> burn the witch!
[22:10:38] <paulej72> thumbs make awful nails
[22:10:57] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file exec.txt
[22:10:59] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[22:11:00] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/exec.txt"
[22:11:10] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/storybot.txt
[22:11:14] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[22:11:15] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/storybot.txt"
[22:12:17] <chromas> You just need to sharped the thumbs so they go in better. The thing about thumbs is the hammer really, really wants to hit them
[22:12:27] <chromas> unlike actual nails
[22:12:33] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 moved ~storybot alias to scripts/storybot.txt so change the path for the command in that file instead. likely won't ever need to update it so it should be safe (except for when you pull a fresh copy)
[22:12:59] <crutchy> ~rehash
[22:13:07] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (162 aliases)
[22:13:16] <crutchy> ~alias-info ~storybot
[22:13:19] <exec> 02exec [enabled]: ~storybot|1800|3600|0|1|||INTERNAL|||{ PYTHONIOENCODING=utf_8 ; export PYTHONIOENCODING ; cd /home/jared/git/storybot/ ; python storybot.py ; } 2>&1
[22:13:20] <exec> 02file: ./scripts/storybot.txt [modified: 2016-06-08 22:11:04, size: 298 bytes]
[22:15:19] <crutchy> there's probably some mention of where cmn32480 put arthur on his poota and if i knew i could update it myself, but i dunno where
[22:15:48] <crutchy> ooh. just had an idea how to maybe make it dynamic'ified
[22:17:17] <crutchy> an include:/path/filename.ext directive that inserts file contents before loading other directives
[22:17:28] <crutchy> moar_complexitah++
[22:17:28] <Bender> karma - moar_complexitah: 1
[22:17:56] <crutchy> hmm. actually that could be a bit of a security loophole
[22:18:56] <crutchy> include:/etc/passwd
[22:19:10] <crutchy> not that passwords are stored in there anyway
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[23:18:38] <cmn32480> what'd you break now crutchy?
[23:22:13] <cmn32480> and am I the only one who thinks of naughty naughty nurses when I see a cute nurse in scrubs?
[23:30:12] <cmn32480> crutchy - done.
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