#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-04
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[00:00:17] <Bytram> could it be dependent on the site URL you are submitting? try a simpler case, maybe?
[00:00:55] <Bytram> break time; biab
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[00:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
[00:01:43] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[00:01:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[00:02:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> well in that case ima make it simpler
[00:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> but not right now
[00:02:35] * SirFinkus hates regexes
[00:02:41] <SirFinkus> or dealing with strings in general
[00:03:14] <SirFinkus> probably why I'm not cut out to be a programmer
[00:05:16] <SirFinkus> actually, printing and manipulating strings isn't all that bad, I just hate parsing shit
[00:08:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
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[00:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
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[00:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
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[00:11:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
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[00:12:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
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[00:15:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
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[00:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> crash for me bot...
[00:16:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
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[00:17:58] <SirFinkus> another reason I'm not a programmer: I would have given up about 15 minutes in
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[00:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
[00:19:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:19:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> rar
[00:19:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[00:19:38] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[00:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> worked
[00:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll tweak the regexes later with rustyplow
[00:20:43] * SirFinkus cracks a beer and toasts
[00:20:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[00:20:48] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[00:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> back to release version for you. no debug overhead.
[00:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, why would you break a perfectly good beer and toasts?
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[00:23:30] <SirFinkus> har
[00:23:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> whooskey? yeah, i think whooskey.
[00:23:57] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[00:23:59] * exec emphatically hucks a steel drum of flowers at TheMightyBuzzard
[00:24:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
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[00:24:05] * exec dexterously blows a freedom sandwich of donuts at cmn32480
[00:24:15] <cmn32480> i win
[00:24:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, donuts > flowers
[00:24:30] <cmn32480> woot!
[00:24:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> but whooskey > donuts. brb.
[00:24:51] <MrPlowsUrMum> submitting, master, please not the whip again
[00:26:06] <SirFinkus> no whoosky, but this ipa is great
[00:26:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlowsUrMum
[00:26:12] * MrPlow smakes MrPlowsUrMum upside the head with infinite recursion
[00:26:27] <MrPlowsUrMum> thanks daddy
[00:26:41] * MrPlowsUrMum begins breathing heavily
[00:27:54] <MrPlowsUrMum> yeah, I got nothing, I thought this would be funnier
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[00:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> it prolly woulda been but i'm distracted by whooskey
[00:30:18] <SirFinkus> my concept was the "submit" thing
[00:30:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[00:30:25] <Schwifty> ^ 03"Where's the Whiskey" - YouTube
[00:30:55] <SirFinkus> but, yeah, I'm such an alpha I don't know how a submissive bottom would act
[00:31:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[00:31:23] <Schwifty> ^ 03McLintock! No Whisky...... - YouTube
[00:32:22] <SirFinkus> ANTHRAX
[00:32:23] <SirFinkus> HAM RADIO
[00:32:25] <SirFinkus> AND LIQUOR
[00:32:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube i'm the man
[00:32:37] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:32:38] <Schwifty> ^ 0350 Cent - I’m The Man (Remix) (Explicit) ft. Chris Brown - YouTube
[00:32:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewwww, NO!
[00:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube ANTHRAX i'm the man
[00:32:58] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:33:00] <Schwifty> ^ 03Anthrax - I'm The Man - YouTube
[00:34:20] <SirFinkus> I've been on a Blind Guardian kick lately, but they don't sing about booze at all unfortunately
[00:34:27] <SirFinkus> one of their major flaws as a band
[00:35:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> you need a booze song?
[00:35:33] <SirFinkus> no, I have dozens
[00:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube buck o nine drink and fight
[00:35:39] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:35:41] <Schwifty> ^ 03Buck-o-Nine - Drink and Fight - YouTube
[00:36:11] * SirFinkus is listening to Korpiklaani — Vodka, from the album Karkelo
[00:36:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ^^irish ska
[00:37:03] <SirFinkus> it's kind of shit though because it has a picture of guinness
[00:37:49] <SirFinkus> it's the miller lite of stouts
[00:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> more like miller high-life but yeah. nothing lite about any stout.
[00:38:44] <SirFinkus> yet, somehow, guinness manages it
[00:38:49] <SirFinkus> I guess it's not a real stout
[00:38:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, this one should do it then
[00:39:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube fuck you i'm drunk
[00:39:02] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:39:03] <Schwifty> ^ 03Flogging Molly - Fuck You I'm Drunk (Bondo) - YouTube
[00:39:20] <SirFinkus> that's more likely
[00:39:44] <SirFinkus> although I think the finns give the irish a run for their money drinking wise
[00:39:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, vikings
[00:40:17] <SirFinkus> but I'm not drunk, I'm just drinking
[00:40:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> "let's all get drunk, hop in the boat, and go steal people's shit for being english"
[00:40:51] <SirFinkus> it's a pretty good reason
[00:41:28] <SirFinkus> scots put up a good fight too https://www.youtube.com
[00:41:30] <Schwifty> ^ 03Alestorm - Wenches Mead - YouTube
[00:41:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ fuck you i'm drunk, fuck you i'm drunk, pour my beer down the sink i've got more in the trunk, fuck you i'm drunk, fuck you i'm drunk, and i'm going to be drunk till the next time i'm drunk ♫
[00:42:34] <SirFinkus> alestorm is a bit less intellectual than flogging molly or korpiklaani
[00:44:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i haven't been able to do metal really since metallica betrayed the fans
[00:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> but another for your consideration: https://www.youtube.com
[00:44:23] <Schwifty> ^ 03Thin Lizzy - Whiskey In The Jar (official music video) - YouTube
[00:44:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> not a favorite but a classic
[00:44:57] <SirFinkus> the guys in metallica are the hugest douches I've ever seen
[00:45:11] <SirFinkus> I watched a documentary on them once
[00:45:54] <SirFinkus> I had to amputate 3 toes due to douchechill induced hypothermia
[00:46:24] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[00:46:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm down a couple myself
[00:47:33] <SirFinkus> this sealed it for me though, can't play in fucking time https://www.youtube.com
[00:47:33] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls (Orion Music and More Festival 2012) - YouTube
[00:48:07] <SirFinkus> but his makes me smile so much because I love watching people suck shit at stuff
[00:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> they shit on the fans then cut their fucking hair. there's just no forgiveness.
[00:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[00:49:41] <Schwifty> ^ 03Dropkick Murphys - The Dirty Glass - Live on Lansdowne - YouTube
[00:49:41] <SirFinkus> around 2:10 is when they start shitting the bed
[00:50:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Finds Meaningful Work not Created - Only Destroyed - by Bosses - http://sylnt.us - value-able
[00:52:45] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — Conversation With Collins, from the album Ice Pickin'
[00:52:50] <SirFinkus> also a great drinking song
[00:52:55] <SirFinkus> not quite a song
[00:53:04] <SirFinkus> but awesome to drink with
[00:53:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically anything by the dropkick murphys is a good drinkin song
[00:53:43] <SirFinkus> of course
[00:54:03] <SirFinkus> korpiklaani falls under that as well
[00:54:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ethanol-fueled's theme song:
[00:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube bastards on parade
[00:55:07] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:55:09] <Schwifty> ^ 03Dropkick Murphys: Bastards On Parade - YouTube
[00:56:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> speakin of which, where is the fucker?
[00:56:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen sd.sd.
[00:56:31] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen sd.sd.
[00:56:47] <SirFinkus> probably plowing some thick mexican
[00:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, i forgot i rearranged the seen command.
[00:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> only does nicks right now
[00:57:11] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: btw, did you REALLY want that mrplow sub to go out?
[00:57:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> which?
[00:57:32] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[00:57:33] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by exec: Watchdog blasts bureaucrats for blocking ICE agents from San Bernardino terror suspect
[00:57:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> the one i was workin on?
[00:57:38] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:57:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah
[00:57:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought i deleted it
[00:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait
[00:58:04] <Bytram> you prolly did,but one of your many subs musta worked!
[00:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956 submitted it earlier most likely
[00:58:22] <Bytram> from mrplow?
[00:58:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow failing on him is why i worked with that url
[00:58:43] <Bytram> ahhh, that makes more sense
[00:58:53] <Bytram> i was wondering what your fascination with that story was!
[01:00:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> once i'm solid on regexes in rust, ima be able to add descriptions for any site really quick
[01:00:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're mostly like perl but not quite.
[01:00:42] <Bytram> but of course!!
[01:00:51] <Bytram> prolly no better, but just different enough that muscle memory gets a cramp
[01:01:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[01:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> and with regexes that's one motherfucker of a cramp
[01:01:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube kiss me i'm shitfaced
[01:01:50] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:01:52] <Schwifty> ^ 03Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced By: Dropkick Murphys - YouTube
[01:02:57] <Bytram> regexp -- designed to be nearly write-only-code
[01:03:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, i'm stubborn. i kept at it till i can read perl regexes if they're under 80 characters long.
[01:04:47] * Bytram hasnot yet delved into the subtleties of perl regexps, but can hold his own (for the most part) with those in sed and AWK
[01:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl is VERY similar to sed
[01:05:08] * Bytram still occasionally struggles with cmd-line escaping special chars
[01:05:35] <Bytram> yeah, but it has all those extras like "/b" or some such to represent blanks
[01:06:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram: s/\s/💩/g
[01:06:12] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <Bytram> yeah,💩but💩it💩has💩all💩those💩extras💩like💩"/b"💩or💩some💩such💩to💩represent💩blanks
[01:06:33] <Bytram> Zactly!
[01:06:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was sed not perl
[01:07:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously, they's almost exactly the same
[01:08:01] <Bytram> hrm?
[01:08:35] <Bytram> I have the misfortune of using ported (i.e. non-native implementations) of these utilities -- some of the ports are les than ideal.
[01:08:38] <SirFinkus> I am Mrs. Michelle Obama, and I am writing to inform you about your Bank Check Draft brought back by the United Embassy from the government of Benin Republic in the white house Washington DC been mandated to be deliver to your home address once you reconfirm it with the one we have here with us to avoid wrong delivery
[01:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[01:09:12] <SirFinkus> FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF YOUR FUND YOU CAN CALL OR TEXT MY HUSBAND THE PRESIDENT OF THIS GREAT NATION +1 (908) 336-5733
[01:09:13] <SirFinkus> Yours Sincerely,
[01:09:14] <SirFinkus> MRS MICHELLE HUSSEIN OBAMA
[01:09:15] <SirFinkus> FIRST_LADY USA
[01:09:16] <SirFinkus> GOD BLESS AMERICA
[01:09:17] <SirFinkus> 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, United States
[01:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, that's MY address!
[01:10:17] <JohnJacobJingleheime> hey! that's my name, too!
[01:11:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, laundry done
[01:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:13:33] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 51
[02:23:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://techraptor.net
[02:23:37] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:24:02] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:24:02] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[02:51:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Underwater 'Lost City' Found to be Geological Formation - http://sylnt.us - things-are-not-always-as-they-appear
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[03:59:55] <cmn32480> ~restart
[03:59:57] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (69.3 kb)
[04:00:50] <cmn32480> .kick exec
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[04:03:07] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[04:03:09] * exec overratedly vomits a drawing of beer on #soylent
[04:16:33] <JamesNZ> ~gday cmn32480
[04:16:35] * exec transphobically bitchslaps a steel drum of feminism with cmn32480
[04:16:44] <cmn32480> ~gday JamesNZ
[04:16:46] * exec brazenly internalizes a potion of red cordial in JamesNZ
[04:16:54] <Bytram> ~gday JamesNZ
[04:16:56] * exec mistakenly pits a tumblr of dumpster juice against JamesNZ
[04:16:58] <cmn32480> how's things?
[04:17:07] <cmn32480> haven't talked to you in a good long while
[04:17:09] <JamesNZ> \o Bytram
[04:17:17] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: Busy busy :) How about you?
[04:17:22] <Bytram> \o JamesNZ
[04:17:23] <cmn32480> 'bout the same
[04:17:33] <Bytram> ~weather JamesNZ
[04:17:35] <exec> 10Wellington, New Zealand - currently 54°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 9 mph, humidity 72% - Saturday clear with periodic clouds (45°F:56°F), Sunday sunny (49°F:58°F), Monday partly cloudy (46°F:58°F), Tuesday sunny (48°F:58°F)
[04:17:35] <cmn32480> spending most of my time on the road lately
[04:18:04] <JamesNZ> Beg bugs keeping you company I hope? :P
[04:18:38] <cmn32480> thankfully not
[04:18:49] <cmn32480> I genreally try to stay in infestation free fleabag motels
[04:22:32] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[04:23:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Applications of Memory Research to Improve Learning - http://sylnt.us - connect-the-senses
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[04:38:07] <Bytram> http://www.nbcnews.com
[04:38:08] <Schwifty> ^ 03Muhammad Ali, 'The Greatest of All Time', Dead at 74 - NBC News
[04:44:59] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[04:45:01] * exec covertly hallucinates a cloud of linux with cmn32480
[04:45:08] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[04:45:10] * exec overratedly inserts a gigabyte of dollars into bytram
[04:45:15] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[04:45:17] * exec single-candidly ships a volley of gold with crutchy
[04:45:19] <cmn32480> ~gnight x
[04:45:21] * exec overratedly connects a hooker full of windows nt to x
[04:45:22] <cmn32480> ~gnight exec
[04:45:26] * exec hideously launches a ring buffer of horse plops toward exec
[04:45:37] <crutchy> ~g'night cmn32480 o/
[04:45:39] * exec readily inserts a snapshot of ribs into cmn32480
[04:45:56] <Bytram> ~gnight crutchy
[04:45:58] * exec accidentally a stash of nerd-celebrity nudes gives crutchy
[04:46:22] <Bytram> sense. no. makes?
[04:46:35] <chromas> Russian reversal and accidentally the verb in one hit
[04:46:43] <chromas> exec++
[04:46:43] <Bender> karma - exec: 34
[04:47:32] <cmn32480> ~quit
[04:47:34] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (50.7 kb)
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[04:47:39] <Bytram> chromas: honest the truth he given
[04:49:03] <chromas> poor exec
[04:49:22] * crutchy blames Bytram :p
[04:49:40] <crutchy> oh shit he's here to defend himself... err i mean i blame TheMightyBuzzard >;-D
[04:50:16] * Bytram smiles knowingly in the general direction of crutchy
[04:50:36] * Bytram his look takes on a more sinister appearance
[04:50:52] * Bytram recognizes it was meant in harmless fun
[04:51:08] * Bytram turns and decides it really *is* time to head for bed
[04:51:21] <crutchy> g'night mate :)
[04:51:27] <crutchy> sleep well
[04:51:55] <Bytram> that I shall! I really enjoyed the cooperative-development we had going there!
[04:52:34] <crutchy> yeah. good fun. pity i seem to have borked cmn32480's copy so that the ~soty-submit doesn't work with exec. not sure what is
[04:52:50] <crutchy> s/oty/tory/
[04:52:50] <sedctl> <crutchy> yeah. good fun. pity i seem to have borked cmn32480's copy so that the ~story-submit doesn't work with exec. not sure what is
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[04:53:07] <Bytram> wish I had a clue so I could help you out there.
[04:53:31] <cmn32480> ~story-submit list
[04:56:35] <cmn32480> ~submit-story list
[04:56:56] <Bytram> ok gang, that really does it for me
[04:57:14] <crutchy> ~rainbow testicles
[04:57:16] <exec> 00,08t00,09e00,12s00,02t00,06i00,04c00,07l00,08e00,09s
[04:57:16] <Bytram|away> see ya on the morrow (well, later today, actually)
[04:57:24] <crutchy> cya Bytram|away o/
[06:24:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MPAA Lobbyist/SOPA Sponsor to Participate in Drafting Democratic Party Platform - http://sylnt.us - keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer
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[07:55:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - King Tut's Iron Dagger Made from a Meteorite - http://sylnt.us - daggers-from-the-sky
[09:27:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Donald Trump Speaks on Energy Policy - http://sylnt.us - cognitive-disonance
[10:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> weekend++
[10:19:58] <Bender> karma - weekend: 18
[10:20:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:20:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2641
[11:28:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dogs may have been Domesticated More Than Once - http://sylnt.us - man's-best-friend
[11:51:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
[11:51:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
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[12:09:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[12:09:29] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[12:09:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, all better
[12:18:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com Man, scams like this give everyone who uses licensing agreements a bad name.
[12:18:11] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:18:36] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:18:36] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[12:20:44] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[12:24:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i kinda miss the days when i had a full T1 to abuse. mind you, i've got a much faster connection nowadays but it's still not as fun as being able to pull down stuff at your isp's full uplink speed.
[12:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> time for one more bounce, MrPlow
[12:45:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[12:45:50] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[13:36:49] <jasassin> is anyone alive?
[13:38:21] <Runaway1956> No, I came home from work, tired, achey, pissed off - so I shot everyone.
[13:38:51] <jasassin> :(
[13:39:03] <Runaway1956> Lucky for you, jassassin - I've had my cup of coffee and kicked my boots off - I can't be bothered to shoot anyoen else
[13:39:13] <jasassin> doesn't matter
[13:39:16] <jasassin> you wouldn't hit me
[13:39:22] <jasassin> i can strafe jump
[13:39:23] <Runaway1956> Heh -
[13:39:38] <jasassin> circle jump and i always have 200 armour
[13:39:43] <Runaway1956> Now we've figured out Spiderman's secret identity
[13:40:22] <jasassin> yeah what where you saying i can't hear it with all that webbing over your pie hole
[13:40:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, people spoke!
[13:41:07] <Runaway1956> Golden rice . . . I've read a few stories suggesting that people might be disappointed with it
[13:41:38] <jasassin> yeah just like the rest of shitty things they try to get you to eat on the dr oz show
[13:42:17] <Runaway1956> People should just eat more pussy - unless those people are hetero females, in which case, they should eat more peter
[13:42:50] <Runaway1956> I'll bet Dr. Oz never told you that.
[13:42:54] <jasassin> they always get these milfs in their 40's to do wine sampling at my grocery store, so i sampled some and spit it out into the garbage and exclaimed "THIS TASTES LIKE VINEGAR" with all the people around
[13:43:03] <jasassin> NO IT DOESNT she say
[13:43:08] <jasassin> i said YES IT DOES
[13:43:17] <jasassin> and i threw the cup into the garbage and walked away
[13:43:20] <jasassin> IT DID
[13:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, eating pussy is what god made lesbians for. i just want a blowjob and for them to fuck off to elsewhere when they're done.
[13:44:25] <jasassin> i disagree
[13:44:25] <Runaway1956> But, TMB, how do you get your vitamin P?
[13:44:28] <jasassin> but then again
[13:44:34] <jasassin> i like to 69 with a chick
[13:44:59] <jasassin> i would get a blowjob probably if i was drunk from a fat chick
[13:45:01] <Runaway1956> 69 is efficient - you both get your vitamins at the same time
[13:45:03] <jasassin> but i aint gonna eat her pussy
[13:45:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, vitamins is for kids and old people
[13:45:08] <jasassin> if thats what you're getting to
[13:45:33] <jasassin> im just not into fat chicks
[13:45:48] * Runaway1956 doesn't do phat broads or ugly chicks
[13:45:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, fat chicks give the best head. they're more enthusiastic and have thicker cheeks.
[13:46:18] <jasassin> thats kinda fucked up bra
[13:46:21] <jasassin> but probably true
[13:46:36] <jasassin> i got wasted one time
[13:46:41] <jasassin> got head from a fat bitch
[13:46:44] <jasassin> it wasn't awesome
[13:46:48] <jasassin> it was toothy as fuck
[13:46:54] <jasassin> so fuck you and that theory of yours
[13:47:29] <jasassin> i think she wanted to eat the fucking thing
[13:48:19] <jasassin> so no
[13:48:23] <jasassin> for the world to hear
[13:48:29] <jasassin> not all fat bitches give good head
[13:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just on average.
[13:49:57] <jasassin> well on average they all give average head
[13:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> until they're married, then they give no head.
[13:50:20] <jasassin> hahahahhaa
[13:50:24] <jasassin> touche
[13:50:27] * Runaway1956 had to boot the dogs out the door - they aren't especially fond of liquid sunshine
[13:50:54] <jasassin> pretty sad when you gotta let the dogs out so you dont piss on them
[13:51:19] <jasassin> in soviet russia joke somewhere there
[13:51:31] <Runaway1956> ~weather
[13:51:33] <exec> 10Dallas, TX, USA - currently 72°F / 22°C, cloudy, wind NE at 2 mph, humidity 87% - Saturday scattered thunderstorms (66°F:83°F / 19°C:28°C), Sunday sunny (64°F:87°F / 18°C:31°C), Monday sunny (66°F:89°F / 19°C:32°C), Tuesday sunny (67°F:91°F / 19°C:33°C)
[13:51:56] <Runaway1956> stupid assed weather channel said sunshine all day today
[13:52:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, got rustbot squared away onto github. master is what's running as MrPlow and battlebot is what's getting developed here on my desktop.
[13:52:35] <Runaway1956> Battlebot? Does he kick ass?
[13:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but he'll let you kick ass when i'm done.
[13:53:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> DnD 5e rules, 1v1 arena fighting.
[13:53:22] <jasassin> hahhahhah
[13:53:25] <jasassin> fucking a
[13:53:27] <jasassin> hahahahahahahhahaah
[13:53:46] <jasassin> my dm would love that
[13:53:58] <jasassin> sorry i couldn't be here today... this is my proxy battlebot
[13:54:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> goddamned complex to do though. there's like five different things you gotta factor in for just calculating AC
[13:54:24] <Runaway1956> hmmmmm - I could ressurect my Dunadan archer - he's been waiting on the RAID for months . . . .
[13:54:29] <jasassin> goddamn THACO
[13:54:36] <jasassin> oh wait do they still have THACO
[13:54:40] <jasassin> no probably not
[13:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads no
[13:54:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole 2e
[13:55:22] <jasassin> thats the last i played
[13:55:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5e ac runs from a default of 10 upwards and you just roll above it.
[13:56:05] <jasassin> its the same thing with a different base?
[13:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5e is like what 2e would have been if you looked at it and said "man, this math is fucked up. let's make it make sense instead."
[13:56:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much, yeah
[13:56:56] <jasassin> i always thought it was fucked, but you get used to it
[13:57:19] <jasassin> i'd probably have a hard time with 5e but
[13:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.dropbox.com
[13:57:25] <jasassin> a good dm would make it seamless
[13:57:37] <jasassin> a good dm throws stats out the fucking window
[13:57:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> for educational purposes
[13:57:43] <jasassin> a good dm makes shit fun
[13:57:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[13:58:05] <jasassin> a good dm lies about dice rolls behind his screen
[13:58:09] <jasassin> occasionally
[13:58:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn skippy
[13:58:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes the party needs a kick in the teeth and sometimes they need saved from their own stupid
[13:58:50] <jasassin> zactly
[13:59:10] <jasassin> oh man sometimes we were so stupid
[13:59:13] <jasassin> mostly
[13:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> course sometimes you don't give a damn anymore and just wanna go out in a blaze of glory
[13:59:22] <jasassin> but sometimes we were outsmarting the world
[13:59:36] <jasassin> i never felt that way
[13:59:49] <jasassin> i always wanted to hang in and do more
[14:00:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, our motto was "Yet again the GOP triumphs over a carefully crafted DM plot"
[14:00:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Where's the Golden Rice? - http://sylnt.us - fielding-questions?
[14:00:47] <jasassin> hahahahahha my motto was if i didn't die i won
[14:00:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> named ourselves the GOP cause that's how we explored dungeons. go right.
[14:00:50] <jasassin> we always died
[14:00:58] <jasassin> you ever play paranoia?
[14:01:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah
[14:01:06] <jasassin> i actually lived trhough a game of paranoia
[14:01:31] <jasassin> at the end when we went into debriefing i just said i had to go to the bathroom and put a timed grenade in the room and blew them all up
[14:01:37] <jasassin> i actually lived
[14:01:44] <jasassin> everyone else in the game died
[14:01:54] <jasassin> i thoguht it was clever
[14:02:06] <jasassin> i didn't have to debrief and the game was over
[14:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha!
[14:03:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> my two favorite bits of gaming were when we were hauling ass through town in a wagon with guards behind us on horses. i straight up keystone cops'd them. knee high Wall of Force and Eversmoking Bottle.
[14:04:22] <jasassin> wow
[14:04:26] <jasassin> thats hardcore shit
[14:04:49] <jasassin> i've never even heard of that shit in dnd
[14:04:57] <jasassin> but our dm didn't give us much magic items
[14:05:00] <jasassin> actually almost none
[14:05:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and when we'd been running this epic battle for like, oh, six or eight hours. half the party was dead and i was starting to get my ass pretty kicked. so i whipped out an Avoid Any Situation Once card from the Deck of Many Things I'd been saving for like three years and poof, none of it ever happened.
[14:05:13] <jasassin> we had to roll
[14:05:18] <jasassin> and we always rolled SHIT
[14:05:24] <jasassin> a goddamn bag of holding or some shit
[14:05:26] <jasassin> so stupid
[14:05:31] <jasassin> some worthless fuckign thing
[14:05:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> bag of holding's epic if you count weight.
[14:05:45] <jasassin> and when we rolled for items he made us roll out in the open with the book out
[14:06:14] <jasassin> only like 2 times did someone get something epic
[14:06:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> we usually don't unless you got a halfling trying to carry a few thousand gold.
[14:06:36] <jasassin> oh we never had enough gold from that shit
[14:07:01] <jasassin> i had 20 thousand gold from killing some of this shit
[14:07:05] <jasassin> like a hoard
[14:07:09] <jasassin> but we couldn't carry it out
[14:07:13] <jasassin> he went by the rules
[14:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> well we were kinda bastards. went world hopping around the prime material plane and made a mint off varying exchange rates.
[14:08:04] <jasassin> you ever fight one of those isomon solars or whatever?
[14:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, bag of holding could have held all that gold without any weight.
[14:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, mostly dragons n fiends when we got up high. and small armies.
[14:08:33] <jasassin> we fought one one time
[14:08:42] <jasassin> and the dm told us you dont want to piss this guy off
[14:08:47] <jasassin> and i said fuck you fuck him
[14:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[14:08:56] <jasassin> and tried to slice his head off with a vorpal sword
[14:09:05] <jasassin> the fucking hit was not EVEN CLOSE
[14:09:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[14:09:19] <jasassin> he fired 5 rounds of arrows of slaying in one round and killed us all
[14:09:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 1d20
[14:09:21] <MrPlow> pass 1: 16
[14:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[14:10:06] <jasassin> isomon solars can fire 5 arrows of slaying per round and if they hit they kill
[14:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> the GOP only ever died en masse once. went out to tackle a fairly large army by ourselves. the rest of the time we'd lose one guy and just resurrect him.
[14:11:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, my nicotine levels is runnin low
[14:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:11:30] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 52
[14:12:54] <jasassin> http://www.lomion.de
[14:12:55] <Schwifty> ^ 03Aasimon, Solar (Monstrous Manual)
[14:13:36] <jasassin> armour class -10
[14:13:39] <jasassin> thaco 5
[14:14:27] <jasassin> Special Attacks: Vorpal severing, arrows of slaying
[14:14:53] <jasassin> it can attack 4 times per round
[14:15:03] <jasassin> either chopping a head off or killing from a range
[14:15:05] <jasassin> instantly
[14:16:45] <jasassin> we were stupid
[14:16:56] <jasassin> you just dont fuck with an aasimon solar
[14:20:08] <Runaway1956> So - Cassius Clay is dead
[14:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh yeah?
[14:22:22] <jasassin> i inhumed him
[14:22:43] <Runaway1956> Yeah - 'fraid so - I didn't realize how old he was
[14:22:44] <jasassin> just like i inhumed terry pratchette
[14:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> better off. he was all alzheimers'd up anyway.
[14:23:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> pratchett = da man
[14:23:40] <jasassin> i dont really like his books that much
[14:23:52] <jasassin> but i played the FUCK out the the discworld mud
[14:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dug the hell out of the city watch books
[14:24:01] <jasassin> the name jasassin is the only username banned there
[14:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[14:24:40] <jasassin> the discworld mud is run by a bunch of cocksmoking prudes
[14:24:42] <jasassin> fuck them
[14:25:02] <jasassin> i appreciate the effort they put into making their game
[14:25:11] <jasassin> but they are the epitome of what you hate tmb
[14:25:12] <Runaway1956> cocksmokers--
[14:25:12] <Bender> karma - cocksmokers: -1
[14:25:13] <jasassin> i know you
[14:25:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya? socialists?
[14:25:49] <jasassin> maybe
[14:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> SJWs?
[14:25:58] <jasassin> no
[14:26:06] <jasassin> FUCK SJW
[14:26:11] <jasassin> what the fuck bra
[14:26:42] <jasassin> if thats what you think and thats the way this shit runs i'll play
[14:26:46] <jasassin> thank you sir may i have another
[14:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i don't hate much else and i don't really hate those so much as profoundly dislike when confronted with
[14:27:55] <jasassin> confronted with what?
[14:28:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> socialists or SJWs
[14:28:21] <jasassin> oh ok i'll explain me then
[14:28:24] <jasassin> if you dont already know
[14:28:27] <jasassin> im just a dood
[14:28:35] <jasassin> and i dont knwo what the fuck a socialist is
[14:28:38] <jasassin> i dont really give a fuck
[14:28:47] <jasassin> i am now a social justice warrior i know what that is
[14:28:52] <jasassin> and you can all fuck yourselves
[14:28:56] <jasassin> so no to that
[14:29:00] <jasassin> done
[14:29:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> now or not?
[14:29:13] <Runaway1956> a socialist is someone who enjoys spending other people's money
[14:29:14] <jasassin> not
[14:29:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> roger
[14:29:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was talking about <jasassin> but they are the epitome of what you hate tmb
[14:29:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't sure what i hated
[14:29:47] <jasassin> yes i know
[14:29:49] <jasassin> you know
[14:29:53] <Runaway1956> An SJW is usually a socialist who hates white people
[14:29:56] <jasassin> excecpt the socialist part
[14:30:30] <jasassin> hey im a white guy
[14:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> socialists are dickwads who think that people who work less or not at all should be carried by those who work their asses off.
[14:30:48] <Runaway1956> there are a lot of self hating white people today
[14:30:49] <jasassin> who just wants to live his fucking dreary life without people waving shit in my already meakened face
[14:30:51] <jasassin> ok
[14:31:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, troof, yo
[14:31:11] <jasassin> take some more karma away for that
[14:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[14:31:42] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[14:31:44] <Runaway1956> yuk - karma chameleon
[14:31:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube karma chameleon
[14:31:54] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[14:31:54] <Schwifty> ^ 03Culture Club - Karma Chameleon - YouTube
[14:32:11] <Runaway1956> culture club was gay before it was fashionable to be gay
[14:32:31] * jasassin says in an arnold voice "Why don't they just call him Girl George?"
[14:32:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they were the epic suck back then but they're just funny now.
[14:33:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, the good old days when gay meant distasteful, bad, sucktastic, or homosexual
[14:33:46] <Runaway1956> There was a country singer, I kinda liked his music - saw him on a video once, swinging his homo ass around stage, and I thought he must be Boy George's cousin
[14:34:01] <Runaway1956> Crow, maybe?
[14:34:07] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:34:11] <jasassin> why? i always thought gay meant when you like fell down and broke a bone you say fuck thats gay
[14:34:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that would count as sucktastic
[14:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus, gay
[14:34:35] * Runaway1956 thought breaking bones was painful
[14:34:39] <jasassin> when i say gay theres no thought process in my mind of ass and penis
[14:35:04] <jasassin> context motherfuckers
[14:35:06] <jasassin> context
[14:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[14:35:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really don't listen to country except for outlaw, red dirt, or like 3 recent guys.
[14:36:17] <jasassin> and your nightly achy brachy heart
[14:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole billy ray scrotum...
[14:37:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing made me happier than when his daughter took up acting/singing and he fucking stopped
[14:37:21] <jasassin> ohhhhh yezhh the good ol' days back in the WACO complex
[14:38:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> waco was pretty fucked up inside but the feds had no damned business going in there like that either.
[14:38:05] <jasassin> ever hear that bitch singing before they put the effects in
[14:38:07] <jasassin> OMFG
[14:38:13] <jasassin> waco would be better
[14:38:43] <jasassin> i PROMISE you i could sing better than her
[14:38:44] <jasassin> omfg
[14:38:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, miley? prolly.
[14:39:00] <jasassin> sounds like cats fucking in an alley
[14:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i couldn't carry a tune in if you put a boom box in a bucket and handed it to me.
[14:40:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, i miss bruthas carrying around massive boom boxes. that was amusing.
[14:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube lukenbach texas
[14:41:00] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[14:41:02] <Schwifty> ^ 03Waylon Jennings Luckenbach Texas - YouTube
[14:41:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> outlaw^^
[14:42:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube copperhead road
[14:42:24] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[14:42:24] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03Steve Earle - Copperhead Road - YouTube
[14:42:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ^^red dirt
[14:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube i'm gonna miss her
[14:43:03] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[14:43:05] <Schwifty> ^ 03Brad Paisley - I'm Gonna Miss Her - YouTube
[14:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ^^recent shit what don't suck
[14:43:54] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[14:43:55] <Schwifty> ^ 03The Highwaymen - Highwayman - YouTube
[14:44:04] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to Runaway1956
[14:44:40] <Runaway1956> The bastards hung me in the srping of '25
[14:45:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, wonder how far along MrPlow is
[14:45:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #character new
[14:45:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, character generation working on him at least
[14:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept initial equipment and skills
[14:47:40] <jasassin> anyone play xonotic?
[14:47:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> never heard of it
[14:47:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g xonotic
[14:47:54] <MrPlow> http://www.xonotic.org - "Xonotic is an addictive, arena-style first person shooter with crisp movement and a wide array of weapons. It combines intuitive mechanics with in-your-face ..."
[14:47:55] <Schwifty> ^ 03Xonotic: The Free and Fast Arena Shooter - Xonotic
[14:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[14:48:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't really played a fps since TF2
[14:48:28] <jasassin> its like THE open source free fps
[14:48:53] <jasassin> tf2 is pretty cool, but i can't play it very well
[14:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was pretty damned good at being a spy in it.
[14:49:36] <jasassin> ah you
[14:49:38] <jasassin> you fucker
[14:49:39] <jasassin> fuck you
[14:49:43] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[14:49:48] <jasassin> it was always you that got me
[14:49:51] <jasassin> and i wonder why
[14:49:56] <jasassin> fucking spies
[14:50:04] <jasassin> i hate the spies and the snipers
[14:50:11] <jasassin> not sure which i hate more
[14:50:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd like be running away from my own base backwards pitching grenades and shooting my own team so the other team thought i was on their side.
[14:50:28] <jasassin> hahahhahahh
[14:50:32] <jasassin> then get into their base
[14:50:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> then stick, dead
[14:50:36] <jasassin> and start slitting throats
[14:50:41] <jasassin> hahahahahah
[14:50:43] <jasassin> asshole
[14:50:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it were funnys
[14:51:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ultimate class to play as a troll
[14:51:16] <jasassin> no trolling thats the game
[14:51:24] <jasassin> pisses me off still
[14:51:31] <jasassin> i was never good at it
[14:51:34] <jasassin> when i played a spy
[14:51:37] <jasassin> blam dead
[14:51:39] <jasassin> blam dead
[14:51:46] <jasassin> i think i did it wrong
[14:51:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i couldn't snipe worth a shit or i woulda played a sniper
[14:51:55] <jasassin> me neither
[14:52:00] <jasassin> i couldn't hit SHIT
[14:52:13] <jasassin> i always played soldier
[14:52:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> heavy weapons guy was fun too once they caught on to you as a spy
[14:52:34] <jasassin> i could get like 1 kill to two of my deaths
[14:52:52] <jasassin> i suck at tf2
[14:53:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> we played it every day after work at the isp i sysadmin'd for back in the day. that or starcraft.
[14:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i got practiced up
[14:54:05] <jasassin> i liked quakeworld with 2fort5
[14:54:19] <jasassin> i played about a million hours of that shit
[14:54:22] <jasassin> 2fort5
[14:54:28] <jasassin> always on team fortress
[14:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[14:54:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[14:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't really play online games anymore cept for rps
[14:55:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps pppppppppp
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[14:55:27] <jasassin> the orginal quake before team fortress2 there was quake and quakeworld with team fortress and it was 2fort5
[14:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[14:56:14] <jasassin> i should make you a torrent and let you fart with it
[14:56:22] <jasassin> its pretty cool even without the team fortress
[14:56:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya i member playing a couple versions of quake back then too
[14:56:28] <jasassin> you got the originial quake?
[14:56:35] <jasassin> i got a folder i could zip up and torrent
[14:56:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah but i could in like 5m
[14:56:46] <jasassin> cool then no bother
[14:57:03] <jasassin> original quake is a GREAT game
[14:57:06] <jasassin> by itself
[14:57:10] <jasassin> the multiplayer is ok
[14:57:15] <jasassin> on lan
[14:57:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got like 30 cds with the shareware version of DOOM on them though. still in the shrink wrap.
[14:57:33] <jasassin> heh wtf? why?
[14:57:45] <jasassin> shareware
[14:57:47] <jasassin> wow
[14:57:53] <jasassin> that so 1980's
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[14:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> inherited them in a box of misc computer stuff from a friend who died.
[14:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't thrown em away cause hell, who can say they got shit like that anymore?
[14:58:35] <jasassin> 30 cd's of doom?
[14:58:52] <jasassin> yeah
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[14:59:04] <jasassin> im pretty much sure noone can say they have 30 shareware copies of doom
[14:59:12] <jasassin> im not sure thats something to be proud of
[14:59:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> was thinkin of giving em out as gag prizes for some SN contest.
[14:59:39] * jasassin laughs
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[15:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor ncommander
[15:00:08] <nick> obsolete hardware/software would be the best prizes for the SN community
[15:00:25] <jasassin> you'd be surprised
[15:00:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i figure a few people would get a laugh out of it
[15:00:35] <jasassin> we had people on here the other night giving away all kinds of shit
[15:00:52] <jasassin> i gave tmb a buncha ram (half bad i guess) and someone had a vid card they would send
[15:00:56] <jasassin> just old junk
[15:01:11] <jasassin> the ram i got wasn't old but still junk
[15:01:18] <jasassin> since tmb says at least 2 sticks are bad
[15:01:19] <jasassin> bah
[15:01:25] <jasassin> cheap chinese shit
[15:01:38] <jasassin> i hope your computer doesn't blow up now tmb
[15:01:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least one but my motherboard needs em in matching pairs
[15:02:00] <jasassin> i almost feel guilty giving that shit away
[15:02:02] <jasassin> who knows
[15:02:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, it's got my minecraft server kickin right along again.
[15:02:30] <jasassin> you got 6 gigs now?
[15:02:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[15:02:41] <jasassin> cool so it does work
[15:02:48] <jasassin> its not just fake chips
[15:02:51] <jasassin> thats cool
[15:03:01] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat
[15:03:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should get a cowboy hat. nobody wears em here in TN.
[15:03:51] <jasassin> tmb you got any idea why that doesn't work in any other motherboard?
[15:03:54] <jasassin> does it say anything
[15:04:02] <jasassin> i really curious about that shit
[15:04:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah but a LOT of the ddr2 was made in such a way as to only work in a small list of motherboards.
[15:04:54] <jasassin> i never knew that
[15:04:56] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[15:05:23] <jasassin> bra i got 2 chips of the same i had to fill up the last 2
[15:05:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> they made generic stuff that'd work in pretty much anything too but i think it was more expensive or something.
[15:05:26] <jasassin> and it was good
[15:06:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> really ddr2 just didn't last very long. kinda like rambus.
[15:06:35] <jasassin> who had rambus?
[15:06:37] <jasassin> seriously?
[15:06:41] <jasassin> i heard of the shit
[15:06:45] <jasassin> never seen anyone have it
[15:06:53] <nick> i had a pc with rambus!
[15:07:02] <jasassin> what?
[15:07:11] <jasassin> was is super duper?
[15:07:17] <nick> good times, needing 'blank' ram sticks for empty slots
[15:08:22] <nick> if memory serves it was a HP workstation with a P4, decent machine for the time, the ram being the only thing i really remember about it.
[15:08:22] <jasassin> wow
[15:09:03] <jasassin> that reminds me of the blank memory stick needed for a n64 to run
[15:09:05] <jasassin> lame
[15:09:43] <nick> it was one of those, i got the machine, then got the ram, then got the blank ram sticks to actually use it
[15:10:36] <nick> and everything had to be matching pairs.
[15:13:21] <jasassin> just curious... do you remember how much blank ram stick were?
[15:15:10] <nick> it would have been UK prices, so not necessarily representative of what you'd have paid at the time, but i vaguely recall it being about $20 for the pair
[15:15:34] <nick> might have been more
[15:16:03] <nick> this was over 10 years ago
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[19:14:09] <SirFinkus> rsync motherfuckers
[19:23:47] <Gravis> SirFinkus: rsync? that's sooooo 1900s. ;P
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[20:37:35] <La_Raza> Annnnnd, NPR today demonized trump as a racist for calling out the heritage of the judge without mentioning that the Judge is a member of La Raza
[20:38:29] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[20:38:29] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[20:38:30] <La_Raza> American mass-media, fair and balanced as usual. Especially the "progressive" media.
[20:39:08] <SirFinkus> what is La Raza and why should I care?
[20:39:26] <La_Raza> Yeah, good point. Why care about anything at all? *jacks off*
[20:39:37] <cmn32480> ~gday La_Raza
[20:39:39] * exec illegitimately hurls a fat16 volume of tumbleweeds at La_Raza
[20:39:41] <cmn32480> good to see you
[20:39:44] <La_Raza> hahahaha
[20:39:49] <cmn32480> things going ok?
[20:40:02] <La_Raza> exhausted, but decent./
[20:40:06] <cmn32480> good
[20:40:10] <cmn32480> glad to hear it
[20:40:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, i was missing you when i showed up on the potential mod bombs list this week and you didn't
[20:41:02] <La_Raza> Hahahah, well, I don't have anything reasonable to say anyway.
[20:41:25] <La_Raza> Maybe sometime in the future, but not now.
[20:42:05] <cmn32480> we start missing our regulars when they don't come around for a while. Glad things are good :-)
[20:42:08] <La_Raza> Going to a Trump Rally really shatters one's faith in America. It's like some Thompsonian parody of America, with everybody behaving like a bad caricature.
[20:42:26] <La_Raza> It's school, it's starting to kill me. Hopefully it will end.
[20:42:47] <SirFinkus> you and me both
[20:42:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have gone to the Bikers For Trump rally. no protesters there. not even one.
[20:43:05] <La_Raza> Buzzard, I went to see the violence. Not gonna lie.
[20:43:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> you kidding? you prolly woulda trolled it up. been there flamebating both sides.
[20:43:51] <La_Raza> It wasn't L.A. riots bad, but a few Razas and libtard hippes were beaten and slammed into the pavement by cops.
[20:43:53] <SirFinkus> or just bating in general
[20:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'good then
[20:44:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> always good when hippies get beat on
[20:45:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, school's easy once you realize it's just bullshit. work where your actual money depends on not fucking up is hard.
[20:45:35] <SirFinkus> math isn't bullshit
[20:45:40] <La_Raza> Then it was declared an unlawful assembly, the bar I'd been drinking at was closed by the cops (though they let everybody finish their beers, hahaha) and then for a 6-block radius there were cop cars with rabblerousers bent over the hoods all over the place.
[20:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure it is. you don't go hungry if you fuck up a proof.
[20:46:26] <SirFinkus> yeah, but the plane might crash
[20:46:40] <La_Raza> math is bullshit when you're professor's unreasonable and you're not gonna use that math anyway, it's just a hoop to jump through.
[20:46:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's post-school
[20:47:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> learning shit's way less pressure than applying it.
[20:47:15] <La_Raza> Yeah, if you're transfering to MIT or something, or considering grad school in STEM, sure.
[20:47:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> but this is why god created booze
[20:47:44] <SirFinkus> application is more fun though
[20:48:07] <SirFinkus> which is the critical distinction I think
[20:48:31] <La_Raza> Let's get real - how many people with degrees in compsci use anything beyond algebra or basic stats? Not many.
[20:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> can be, unless your boss is a dick. which he will be since they all are.
[20:48:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> La_Raza, man i barely use division.
[20:49:09] * SirFinkus suspects he'll use math quite a lot if he's in EE
[20:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly but you'll likely have cheat tables or a program that does it for you as well.
[20:49:47] <La_Raza> for school, fink, not so much outside. You'll be using tools to do a lot of the automagic for you.
[20:50:09] <SirFinkus> you still need to understand the concepts behind the tools though, even if you aren't doing the calculations yourself
[20:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, it's good to.
[20:50:46] <La_Raza> So I need to understand Linguistics, compiler theory, and computer architecture to compile and run an application?
[20:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't mean you gotta be whiz-bang and able to crank them out yourself
[20:50:57] <SirFinkus> so no, the math isn't bullshit
[20:51:17] <La_Raza> it's not if you plan on being a hobbyist building your own shit from scratch.
[20:51:32] <SirFinkus> that's half the fun
[20:51:42] <SirFinkus> I want to build amps and pedals and shit
[20:51:49] <La_Raza> Brian May's dad was an EE and he built the family television.
[20:51:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> or a cpu designer. which you can't be because computers do it now.
[20:52:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> man you can build amps and pedals and shit with a Lectric Shit For Dummies book
[20:52:44] * La_Raza is waiting for the robots to take over fast food and retail so he can program and maintain them.
[20:53:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have to count on my fingers to tell you how many ohms a resistor is but i can build an amp
[20:53:47] <La_Raza> Nothing's worse than having to take a test for employment in which they expect you to have the resistor color-codes memorized.
[20:53:55] <La_Raza> Happened once. Honest.
[20:54:01] <SirFinkus> yeah, that kind of stuff is dumb
[20:54:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> custom winding guitar pickups while you're tossing back a few and watching tv is fun too
[20:54:33] <SirFinkus> I had a test once where I had to give the order and colors of cat5 wires ( a and b)
[20:54:34] <SirFinkus> fuck that
[20:54:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> La_Raza, Black Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Goes Willingly
[20:55:08] <La_Raza> Fink, what about the colors of a cat 5 chimpout?
[20:55:28] <La_Raza> Hahaha buzzard
[20:55:56] <La_Raza> so what are the gold and silver? The colors of the rims on their Cutless Supremes?
[20:56:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5% and 10% tolerance
[20:56:12] <La_Raza> (I knew that)
[20:56:13] <SirFinkus> decorations, on all the christmas trees
[20:56:24] <La_Raza> hahahah
[20:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> that seriously is the nemonic i used to learn resistor colors
[20:57:08] <La_Raza> It works. And is more memorable than others.
[20:57:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it was a less PC time back then.
[20:57:32] <SirFinkus> gonna be 36 degrees here tomorrow
[20:57:33] <SirFinkus> fuck that
[20:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq? how many is that in real degrees?
[20:58:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[20:58:39] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy with a slight chance of thunderstorms. A few storms may be severe. High 79F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High around 85F. Winds WNW at 10 to 15 mph.
[20:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! i can mow tomorrow!
[20:59:12] <La_Raza> We got okay weather here.
[20:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i fuckin hate mowing. my neighbor won't do it for me either. puerto ricans make lousy mexicans.
[21:00:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean he's even askeert of the hot peppers i got growing.
[21:00:49] <La_Raza> Weak.
[21:01:02] <La_Raza> Peppers are awesome. They're the best things Mexicans ever invented.
[21:01:10] <La_Raza> Whorehouses too.
[21:01:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i keep tellin him he's a terrible mexican. he keeps tellin me fuck you i'm puerto rican.
[21:02:20] <SirFinkus> around 95 in your yankee shit TheMightyBuzzard
[21:02:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, das hot
[21:02:39] <SirFinkus> just put the ac in the window
[21:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially here where it's 95% humidity all summer.
[21:02:57] <La_Raza> That south humidity sucks balls.
[21:03:18] <La_Raza> We're also suffering kind of a heat-wave, no where near as bad as business as usual in the Imperial Valley though
[21:03:23] <SirFinkus> now I won't be all sweaty playing guitar
[21:03:29] <SirFinkus> working on some Blind Guardian shit right now
[21:03:40] <SirFinkus> Otherland is fun as shit to play
[21:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i still prefer 95 and 95% humidity to goddamned amarillo and its 115 and 5% humidity.
[21:04:26] <La_Raza> Hahaha Amarillo. Ain't shit out there.
[21:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i get nosebleeds there cause the inside of my nose dries out so goddamned bad.
[21:04:43] * La_Raza would retire there, drink whiskey, and blast Jackalopes all day
[21:04:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> jackalopes! i'd forgot about them!
[21:05:15] <La_Raza> They're like kangaroos, almost
[21:05:19] <SirFinkus> more like jackin' lopez
[21:05:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> still, even for the fucked up weather and utter lack of trees, it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't also full of texans.
[21:06:18] <La_Raza> Texas is a decent place to be if you're between 18-22, especially for college or military
[21:06:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know how nobody can stand californians cause they're always like "well back in california, we do it like blah" like they know shit?
[21:06:27] <La_Raza> plus dem chubby cornfed blonde wimmins
[21:06:32] <La_Raza> MUH DIKK
[21:06:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> texans are exactly the same way if you're not texan
[21:07:05] <La_Raza> Yeah, californians are fucking obnoxious. I hear people from other states hate California expats.
[21:07:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[21:07:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm helpful though. i tell em "shaddup, yer being a prick"
[21:08:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> texans is just as bad but nobody ever leaves texas on purpose.
[21:08:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> they just switch which part they live in if they feel the need to move
[21:09:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> La_Raza, man i figured you for a trump supporter though
[21:09:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean we ain't never had anyone troll the process as good as he does.
[21:09:21] <La_Raza> I registered Republican just in case.
[21:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i should register
[21:10:40] <La_Raza> If Trump thanks anybody during his inagural speech, it should be the anti-trump protestors, Social Justice Warriors, and media lapdogs who have managed to piss off the silent majority for so long that they dug their own graves.
[21:10:45] <SirFinkus> and notify the neighbors
[21:10:49] <La_Raza> The backlash when Trump is elected will be glorious.
[21:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's awesome. hillary's like "policy, policy, trump's unfit". trump's like "fuck you, go to jail like you deserve"
[21:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> watched it on CNN last night at the chinese place. it's hilarious.
[21:12:27] <La_Raza> They did it to themselves. I mean, I love Trump's trolling, but the anti-trump crowd did it to themselves.
[21:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[21:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Republicans Against Trump included
[21:13:16] <Gravis> Subsentient: any experience with posix_spawn()?
[21:15:02] <La_Raza> Even Obama himself called out (though in very measured language) the anti-trump supporters savagery and brutality.
[21:15:35] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i feel like the republicans that support trump have completely reneged on their ideals.
[21:15:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, it's only fair, so has every republican politician
[21:16:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's literally a "fuck you all in the goat ass" vote
[21:17:07] <Gravis> i see it more as a "burn the system to the ground and i don't care who gets hurt" vote
[21:17:16] <La_Raza> Yep, Even the dumbest American perceives the establishment vote as a continuation of neocon policy and bad for their own self-interest.
[21:17:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> same thing, less colorful
[21:17:44] <La_Raza> Whether or not Trump is just another bunch of "hope and change" nonsense, we may find out.
[21:18:00] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: no, you said they were goat-fuckers
[21:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> lets you know how close a big chunk of the nation is getting to revolting as well.
[21:18:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, the politicians? i'll stick with that as well.
[21:18:45] <Gravis> no, the voters
[21:19:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, not many islamic types vote R
[21:19:31] <Gravis> trump voters want to "fuck them in the goat ass" so trump voters are goat-fuckers
[21:19:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, you're mistaking the value of "fuck you"
[21:20:27] <Gravis> "fuck you all in the goat ass"
[21:20:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, a nuance of language here is that "fuck you" does not remotely meen "i would like to experience coitus with you"
[21:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> or mean either
[21:21:01] <Gravis> exactly which is why i chose the logical option
[21:21:07] <La_Raza> On the other hand, "suck my dick" CAN be mean, and not an extension of brotherly love
[21:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> example: fuck you, La_Raza
[21:21:49] <La_Raza> That's offensive.
[21:22:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i thought it was special teams
[21:22:22] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah i get it... you are saying trump voters are goat-fuckers.
[21:22:45] <La_Raza> The best part about fucking goats is that they have the best handles.
[21:23:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, but even if i were, it could be worse. they could be sanders voters and be EVERYTHING fuckers.
[21:23:08] <La_Raza> And when you get them to talk dirty to you, they say you've been a Baaa-aa-aa-d buy
[21:24:25] <La_Raza> Sanders is working wonders for the Democratic party's existential crisis, and with a populist message. Plus, he ain't givin' up. For that, I like him.
[21:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's basically pulling a blue trump
[21:24:52] <La_Raza> He's helping burn his fucking house down and triggering frank discussions about true Democracy.
[21:25:19] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so are you voting to fuck a goat?
[21:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, i'm voting for everyone to get fucked by a goat
[21:25:36] <La_Raza> I'm voting to fuck a goat. And, someday, sheep.
[21:25:55] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: which candidate is that?
[21:26:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's trump too.
[21:26:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> you just can't tell cause of the hair piece
[21:26:35] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so you are voting to fuck and be fucked by a goat.
[21:27:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's only fair though, sanders voters are voting to fuck everyone too.
[21:27:14] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i think you have some respressed feelings
[21:27:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just need to jerk off more
[21:27:36] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: and leave those goats alone!
[21:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> not many goats in TN, just ugly women. gotta turn em around and pretend.
[21:28:32] <La_Raza> goats are great. The domesticated ones have roughly an arm's length pull from the horns to the rear end
[21:28:48] <Gravis> so... you pretend you a fucking a goat. *sigh*
[21:28:48] <La_Raza> And after you're done with them you can feast one some Birria de Chivo
[21:28:57] <Gravis> you are*
[21:29:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you ain't seen the women around here. goats is prettier.
[21:29:43] <Gravis> LOL
[21:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i shit you not. back in OK you could sit on the porch and drink and admire well-formed back-sides as a hobby. here you'd claw your own eyes out.
[21:31:44] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: probably because of what they sell at the stores there
[21:32:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> bourbon?
[21:32:47] <Gravis> yes
[21:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be.
[21:33:32] <La_Raza> Aint nothing wrong with fatties.
[21:34:16] <Gravis> all the foods are poisoned with sugar
[21:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> La_Raza, we ain't talkin ones you can chubby chase. we're talkin tie a pork chop around their necks to get the dog to play with them.
[21:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, you know sugar is a naturally occurring carbohydrate that the body handles very well, yes?
[21:35:17] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: yes
[21:35:17] <La_Raza> Hahahaah
[21:35:36] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i also know that without the balance of fiber, it gets absorbed too quickly
[21:36:29] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: also, HFCS is exceptionally difficult for your system to use and is almost always converted directly into fat
[21:36:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor puerto rican next door got a fat black woman with no titties and a lazy eye for a wife and he ain't on drugs and usually has a job.
[21:36:58] <La_Raza> Hey, as long as he's happy.
[21:37:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, not really, just less easy to break down than say a 60/40 sucrose/fructose mix
[21:37:22] <La_Raza> An ugly fat bitch who isn't actually a bitch will be a lot more fun than a hot educated bitch.
[21:37:31] <SirFinkus> HFCS tastes like shit
[21:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, troof. real sugar ftmfw
[21:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> tastes a thousand times better
[21:38:10] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: unless your blood sugar is currently low, fructose gets converted to fat
[21:38:16] <La_Raza> In the reader the other day we had some Tennesee expat, in fact, ex-military, who was bitching about the fact that men in san diego have "options" and how she kept getting used by musicians, meth-addicts, and douchebags.
[21:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, ya, i don't hit anything sweet unless my blood sugar is low anyway though. it just don't taste as good unless your body's saying "i want this". same as any food really.
[21:39:02] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: but the rate of absorption is everything
[21:39:14] <La_Raza> I can prove it if you're interested.
[21:39:49] <La_Raza> (never mind her bemusing inability to spot a meth addict on sight)
[21:39:55] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: sure but one bite of candy is enough for your blood sugar and everything else goes to fat
[21:40:42] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: they have also designed candy so that your brain cannot tell you are earting something
[21:40:47] <Gravis> eatting*
[21:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that's the fructose. it doesn't satisfy hunger like sucrose.
[21:41:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> even in fruit.
[21:41:20] <Gravis> no, that's the "bliss point"
[21:41:40] <La_Raza> gravis, they have also designed burgers which are not actual meat, but trimmings from circus animals. \
[21:41:50] <Gravis> it's called "bliss" because your brain ignores the food
[21:41:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, seriously. it does not give you a full feeling like sucrose or glucose do.
[21:42:04] <La_Raza> And, goddamn, they are deliciously fattening. They must use "beef flavor #5 in 'em"
[21:42:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> sucrose is what gives me bliss. at least in throwback mountain dew.
[21:42:24] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that's fine, i'm talking about something very real
[21:42:28] * SirFinkus just deleted 3gb of random shit in his home directory
[21:42:35] <SirFinkus> feels great
[21:42:41] <La_Raza> "random" shit
[21:42:50] <chromas> well it certainly wasn't the porn
[21:43:00] <chromas> everything else is random shit
[21:43:07] <SirFinkus> an old .wine folder
[21:43:12] * TheMightyBuzzard tags chromas in and goes to have a smoke
[21:43:13] <SirFinkus> that was just sitting there
[21:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[21:43:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[21:43:15] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 53
[21:52:07] * Subsentient vomits down TheMightyBuzzard's throat
[21:52:29] * TheMightyBuzzard farts in Subsentient's general direction
[21:52:37] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Sup
[21:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> screwing with firewalls on dev with audioguy
[21:53:48] <Subsentient> Fiddling with my packrat package manager.
[21:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun fun. gravis wanted something earlier. forget what.
[21:54:41] <Subsentient> From me?
[21:54:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[21:54:58] <Subsentient> Really?
[21:55:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> <Gravis> Subsentient: any experience with posix_spawn()?
[21:55:18] <Subsentient> <NEXUS_CONTROL> Ignore flag ALL disabled for Gravis!*@*
[21:56:14] <Subsentient> Why should I help him when he so clearly hates me?
[21:56:43] <La_Raza> Subsentient - because that's how homosexuals flirt. Ever seen The Reluctant Dragon?
[21:56:43] <La_Raza> Bahaha
[21:56:52] * La_Raza pulsl SUbsentient's hair
[21:56:56] <chromas> internet hate is real and theriouth
[21:57:02] <Subsentient> La_Raza: Hi EF
[21:57:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, gravis don't hate any more than EF does. just trolls differently.
[21:57:53] <Subsentient> I don't really 'hate' anyone. I do harbor anger to some people, but there are definitely those I 'dislike'.
[21:57:57] <La_Raza> It's not "hate" if it's La Raza.
[21:58:23] <La_Raza> It can't possibly be hate-speech if non-Whites are involved.
[21:59:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't bother with any of that. random people on the internet ain't important enough to ruin my day.
[21:59:40] <Subsentient> La_Raza: Drehen Sie diese mehr!
[21:59:41] <La_Raza> Hahaha
[21:59:50] <Subsentient> Oh ja...
[21:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, eins bier bitte
[22:00:05] <SirFinkus> LMAO
[22:00:12] <SirFinkus> jacob applebaum
[22:00:19] <SirFinkus> apparently accused of rape or some shit
[22:00:23] <SirFinkus> and kicked off tor
[22:00:32] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Nein.
[22:00:59] <chromas> he couldn't help it. he was triggered by her outfit. why are they blaming the victim?
[22:01:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, well maybe six but more than that and i'm going to get silly.
[22:01:25] <Subsentient> lol
[22:01:30] <SirFinkus> https://www.reddit.com
[22:01:31] <Schwifty> ^ 03Jacob Appelbaum leaves the Tor Project : TOR
[22:01:58] <SirFinkus> http://jacobappelbaum.net
[22:01:59] <Schwifty> ^ 03Jacob Appelbaum
[22:02:01] <SirFinkus> oh fUCK
[22:02:04] <SirFinkus> DRAMA
[22:02:34] <La_Raza> Typical of homosexual Jews who have also bedded many women all over the Earth.
[22:03:15] <La_Raza> They could have smashed Snowden's credibility from the start by associating the two.
[22:03:57] <SirFinkus> "From the very first Tor developer meeting I had attended, he repetitively propositioned my partner and I for sex. He even went so far as to, on the very first meeting on the first morning, in front of all the other developers — whom I had not yet met — tell me that he was okay with my partner and I fucking in the same bed as him while he watched"
[22:04:10] * Subsentient offers La_Raza a mug of cold, freshly milked gerbil semen
[22:04:35] <Subsentient> Maybe this Jacob guy wants one too.
[22:04:38] <SirFinkus> "Sometime around 5 o'clock in the morning, I woke up very confused and startled because my pants were unzipped and Jake's arm was wrapped around me, his hands in my underwear and he was rubbing my clit and rimming the edges of my vagina."
[22:04:39] * La_Raza drinks the gerbil semen.
[22:04:57] <La_Raza> Yum. You've been feeding them well, and massaging them on a regular basis.
[22:05:12] <Subsentient> Only the best for my evil twin.
[22:05:51] <SirFinkus> " was intoxicated and not thinking clearly, and it took me a long time to realize that Jacob was going down on me, in the living room, in front of everyone."
[22:07:08] <La_Raza> Fink - Typical pro-freedom open-source developers' meetings. Only a tad more civilized than a Greek bathhouse orgy in that they wait until later to indiscriminately sodomize.
[22:07:26] <SirFinkus> "Hey there! We're a collective of people who have been harassed, plagiarized, humiliated, and abused — sexually, emotionally, and physically — by
[22:07:26] <SirFinkus> Jacob Appelbaum. "
[22:07:58] <SirFinkus> "hey there!" seem like a pretty inappropriate greeting for rape accusations
[22:09:36] <La_Raza> Pure degeneracy.
[22:10:32] <La_Raza> Welp, the booze is kickin in, and so I must retreat to 80's heavy metal.
[22:10:42] <SirFinkus> the one in the bed was pretty hot
[22:10:48] <SirFinkus> I got about half filled with that
[22:11:38] <La_Raza> Godspeed, Fink. Impregnate it.
[22:12:05] <chromas> La_Raza: you should make up a story to post on that site
[22:12:16] <chromas> Bust out yo fiction skillz
[22:12:24] <SirFinkus> oh god
[22:12:26] <SirFinkus> please do this
[22:12:34] <La_Raza> I'm devoid of all creativity.
[22:13:11] <La_Raza> If I had something cute and funny to say it would be on Soylent News first.
[22:14:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, https://github.com if you want to poke around at its guts
[22:14:57] <Schwifty> ^ 03GitHub - TheMightyBuzzard/RustBot: The third iteration of MrPlow on irc.SoylentNews.org, written in Rust. Version one was perl and took up too much ram. Version two was C and corrupted too much ram. Will NOT currently build and don't expect it to until the maintainer of curl-rust stabilizes v3 and I have the time to refactor my own code to reflect the changes.
[22:14:59] <La_Raza> Might be back later though, if not barely incoherent.
[22:15:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'll have a kick ready just in case
[22:15:26] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Will try to make as much sense of it as I can.
[22:15:36] * La_Raza passes out...for now
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[22:15:43] <Subsentient> La_Raza: Don't be a stranger, the world needs more peanut butter on its collective nuts.
[22:15:46] <Subsentient> aww
[22:17:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, it's a funky language man but i think it's a pretty good one. MrPlow is running nine megs resident right now. That's better than I managed with C even if the executable is about 10x as big as a C executable doing the same things.
[22:17:25] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I kinda like what I'm seeing in Rust, what little I can understand. However myself, I'll stick with C/C++ because they're supported everywhere.
[22:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[22:18:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> rust is a compiled language though, so you can build it against shared libs and distribute binaries
[22:18:27] <Subsentient> Decided with Packrat I'm just going to fuck around and write the code the "easy" way, by abusing C++ features in an unsafe way that makes it quick to write code.
[22:18:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[22:19:01] <Subsentient> Like making a wrapper for std::string to implicitly convert to const char*
[22:19:01] <Subsentient> :^D
[22:19:07] <Subsentient> No more .c_str()
[22:19:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[22:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really dig that Strings in rust are variable-sized and easy to combine/split. no screwing around with malloc.
[22:21:53] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: In C++ they are too.
[22:22:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> handy
[22:22:12] <Subsentient> but they're a little irritating to mix with C strings sometimes, especially converting old code to std::strings
[22:22:59] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I also wrote a static inline function in the header file called Slurp() that returns a PkString (my modified std::string) of the entire file specified's contents.
[22:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. the little i've seen of it rust handles c strings pretty well. i mean you gotta convert to/from them when using a lib but in between just use the String type
[22:23:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[22:23:28] * Subsentient is proud of his little string datatype
[22:23:47] <Subsentient> PkString Something = Slurp("Path/to/file.txt");
[22:24:54] <Subsentient> const char *MyString = Something; Something = MyString;
[22:25:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas pretty handy
[22:29:12] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: With C, you had the perl interpreter loaded always, didn't you? Is the Rust bot pure Rust?
[22:30:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya
[22:30:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i forgot
[22:30:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, no perl in rust
[22:30:44] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: aqu4bot seems to be benching similar to your rust.
[22:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could load libpcre but meh
[22:30:51] <Subsentient> aqu4bot is C compiled as C++ atm
[22:31:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow is about to get significantly bigger, RES wise though. putting a DnD 5e arena combat game in on him.
[22:34:32] <Gravis> Subsentient: why should you help me? because we are working on the same thing... but my project is a bit more inclusive: https://github.com
[22:34:33] <Schwifty> ^ 03SystemX/README.md at master · GravisZro/SystemX · GitHub
[22:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much full DnD 5th edition rules, as well as i can code them. all automated via ai though except the user saying #fite <someone>
[22:35:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, cafebabe got the right idea. init systems should be written in perl.
[22:35:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[22:35:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:35:30] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 54
[22:35:56] <Gravis> Subsentient: i'm working on controlling proesses right now
[22:36:23] <Subsentient> Gravis: Let me look at your code.
[22:36:28] <SirFinkus> more inclusive? have you adopted the github code of conduct yet?
[22:36:46] <Gravis> SirFinkus: no, it's more than an init system
[22:36:58] <SirFinkus> oh neat, can it send email?
[22:37:08] <Gravis> SirFinkus: it's a full replacement of systemd
[22:37:15] <Gravis> SirFinkus: technically, it should. ;)
[22:37:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Light, Smoke, Noise in Arizona Sky May be Meteor - http://sylnt.us - nothing-ever-happens-where-*I*-live
[22:37:58] <SirFinkus> it better have a built in webserver too
[22:38:01] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i've designed a system for linux services
[22:38:07] <SirFinkus> for convifiguration
[22:38:32] <Gravis> SirFinkus: daemons provide/implement services
[22:38:36] <Subsentient> Gravis: You appear to be designing a system to finally implement your own version of PoetteringOS, correct?
[22:39:31] <Gravis> Subsentient: no, just adding and replacing components that systemd absorbed
[22:40:33] <Subsentient> Gravis: Look, I don't like having enemies, and I don't recall you eating any kittens and I don't recall eating any either, truce?
[22:40:56] <Gravis> the point is to integrate cleanly with standard interfaces but be able to fallback on doing it by itself
[22:41:39] <Gravis> and do so with muuuuch less code
[22:42:03] <Gravis> each component can work independantly, so they aren't dependancies
[22:43:29] <Gravis> Subsentient: a truce? was there a formal declaration of war?
[22:43:43] <chromas> I believe it was expressed in farts
[22:44:14] * chromas declares a deuce between you two
[22:44:55] <chromas> seems like you could also just go revive the dead projects systemd replaced
[22:45:04] <Subsentient> Gravis: There was quite a bit of foaming from both of us, I don't even recall from what exactly. I do remember you calling me a sociopath and disliking my disgusting jokes, but other than that...
[22:45:35] <SirFinkus> well, he may have had a point
[22:45:45] <chromas> Need to add a reason string for ignores in nexus
[22:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dislike your disgusting jokes too but i just ignore them.
[22:46:03] <Subsentient> :^D
[22:46:11] <chromas> but trolls can't ignore trolls
[22:46:29] <Gravis> Subsentient: anyway, this i what i'm working on: https://github.com https://github.com
[22:46:31] <Schwifty> ^ 03pdtk/process.h at dev · GravisZro/pdtk · GitHub
[22:46:31] <Schwifty> ^ 03pdtk/process.cpp at dev · GravisZro/pdtk · GitHub
[22:46:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, your penis is small but your mother loves it anyway.
[22:47:07] <Subsentient> Loves mine more.
[22:47:26] <SirFinkus> at least chromas is getting laid
[22:47:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a fair point
[22:47:37] <Gravis> Subsentient: you will need to see this too: https://github.com
[22:47:37] <Schwifty> ^ 03pdtk/posix_helpers.h at dev · GravisZro/pdtk · GitHub
[22:48:45] <Subsentient> Gravis: So what exactly are the problem spots and what are you trying to do? Line numbers are helpful.
[22:48:55] <chromas> what penis
[22:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, the one in your night stand
[22:49:41] <Gravis> Subsentient: i'm still trying to figure out how to use posix_spawn() and redirecting IO from the process
[22:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, nuff trollin
[22:49:54] <Gravis> Subsentient: i figured you had worked on this so i thought i would ask
[22:50:11] <Subsentient> Gravis: Redirection of stderr/stdout etc?
[22:50:25] <Gravis> Subsentient: yes, stdin/stdout/stderr
[22:50:34] * Subsentient pulls up the relevant source code
[22:51:17] <Gravis> Subsentient: found this but it will take time to process: https://stackoverflow.com
[22:51:18] <Schwifty> ^ 03c++ - posix_spawnp and piping child output to a string - Stack Overflow
[22:51:37] <Subsentient> Gravis: https://github.com
[22:51:38] <Schwifty> ^ 03aqu4bot/main.cpp at master · Subsentient/aqu4bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[22:51:45] <Subsentient> Use fork() and execvp(), not spawn()
[22:52:01] <Subsentient> after the fork, redirect the output to the target and then execute the execvp()
[22:52:34] <Gravis> Subsentient: yeah, but this is for a child process, not the current process
[22:53:38] <Gravis> Subsentient: posix_spawn is an offici POSIX function: http://pubs.opengroup.org
[22:53:38] <Schwifty> ^ 03posix_spawn
[22:53:44] <Subsentient> Gravis: Like I said, fork, then redirect the output in the forked child (from the child), then execute execvp() and the new process image retains the old one's descriptor locations
[22:55:26] <Gravis> Subsentient: i need to be able to set the environment and signal mask too and not incur a race condition. posix_spawn seems like the best option for that.
[22:55:27] <Subsentient> Gravis: That's how it's done in Epoch.
[22:55:54] <Subsentient> Gravis: You think fork() creates a race condition? You poor thing.
[22:56:02] * Subsentient pulls up more code
[22:56:31] <Gravis> Subsentient: if i grab the same resources, it could
[22:57:13] <Subsentient> Gravis: When you fork, you clone the entire process, not just the .text. You get a completely clean copy of the process' entire address space. https://github.com
[22:57:14] <Schwifty> ^ 03epoch/parse.c at master · Subsentient/epoch · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[22:58:10] <Gravis> interesting
[23:05:20] <Subsentient> Gravis: Be warned, Epoch's code is some of the worst I've ever written
[23:14:46] <Subsentient> Gravis: I'd advise the fork() way just because posix_spawn looks like a headache waiting to happen.
[23:14:57] <Subsentient> Fork takes more steps but seems less fuckery.
[23:15:05] <Subsentient> Also easier to write, interestingly
[23:19:20] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 had an idea re unresponsive arthur submit script... maybe if we give it a different alias. maybe one without a dash. dunno why it would be any different, but might be worth a shot. i'll change it at my end and update your end
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[23:19:52] <RagaMuffin> Fuck off and Jam, fuckers:
[23:19:54] <RagaMuffin> https://www.youtube.com
[23:19:56] <Schwifty> ^ 03Anoushka Shankar - Your Eyes (Sitar Solo) - YouTube
[23:20:01] <Subsentient> RagaMuffin: Greetings weird one.
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[23:20:11] * Subsentient spreads some eyeball jelly on toast, sighs
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[23:34:02] <RagaMuffin> This is RaD.
[23:34:03] <RagaMuffin> https://www.youtube.com
[23:34:03] <Schwifty> ^✓* 03Anoushka Shankar - Your Eyes (Sitar Solo) - YouTube
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