#Soylent | Logs for 2016-06-03
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[00:21:21] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, must have dropped all the trigger words in the right place
[00:41:37] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[00:41:38] <Schwifty> ^ 03Next Big Future: Spacex to send 3 unmanned missions to Mars that would lead to a manned Mars mission in 2024
[00:51:34] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:51:35] <Schwifty> ^ 03Tech titans demand free speech law to head off President Trump • The Register
[00:51:41] <takyon> http://www.hpcwire.com
[00:51:42] <Schwifty> ^ 03TACC Director Lays Out Details of 2nd-Gen Stampede System
[00:51:51] <takyon> http://www.nextplatform.com
[00:51:52] <Schwifty> ^ 03Knights Landing Upgrade Will Push TACC Supercomputer to 18PF
[00:53:20] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:53:21] <Schwifty> ^ 03Jaxa's litany of errors spun Hitomi to pieces • The Register
[00:53:40] <chromas> it's only taken decades to come up with a defense against bitchSLAPP suits?
[00:53:44] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:53:44] <Schwifty> ^ 038K video gives virtual reality the full picture for mainstream use • The Register
[00:54:38] <takyon> will there ever really be a defense against wealthy individuals and businesses crushing dissent using the court system or other means?
[00:54:40] <takyon> I doubt it
[00:55:37] <Deucalion> Not while they get to chose the jurisdiction in which to move their cases to
[00:55:52] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:55:52] <Schwifty> ^ 03Earth's core is younger than its crust surface • The Register
[00:56:14] <takyon> "Back in the early 1960s, physicist Richard Feynman remarked that the centre of the Earth had to be a little younger than the surface, since it would experience gravitational time dilation. Now, boffins from two Danish universities have put a value to that difference, and while they agree with his hypothesis, they've corrected his estimate of the difference: while Feynman thought it would be “a couple of days”, a full calculat
[00:56:14] <takyon> ion suggests it's two-and-a-half years."
[00:56:37] <takyon> when I have tab clutter, I dump it on #soylent
[00:56:55] <takyon> http://fas.org
[00:56:58] <Schwifty> ^ 03Four Cold War Covert Actions to be Disclosed
[00:57:38] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[00:57:39] <Schwifty> ^ 03Next Big Future: Planetary Resources Raises $21.1 Million In Funding and Unveils Advanced Earth Observation System
[01:01:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RMS Responds - GRsecurity is Preventing Others From Redistributing Source Code - http://sylnt.us - here-come-the-lawyers
[01:04:34] <Deucalion> takyon, most of your tab clutter has probably already been dumped into #rss-bot for perusal. It's non-productive to dump it in #soylent as it gets lost amongst non-specific scrollback. Just let me know (mail or journal) if you want an rss feed added to the bot.
[01:04:57] <SirFinkus> like most of my horseshit
[01:05:34] * chromas subscribes to SirFinkus.rss
[01:05:42] * Deucalion sighs
[01:06:05] <SirFinkus> I should start a blog
[01:06:25] <SirFinkus> sirfinkus.tumblr.com?
[01:06:31] <Gravis> ha! http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:06:32] <Schwifty> ^ 03Windows 10 nagware: You can't click X. Make a date OR ELSE • The Register
[01:06:46] <chromas> isn't that like a month old?
[01:07:02] <Deucalion> Old-fashoined... you need a vlog... nay... your own ytube channel... and a twitch stream of you recording your channel thingies.... oh and a hairstyle
[01:07:29] <chromas> Yeah, set up a patreon to get a new mic and better camera while you're at it
[01:07:44] <SirFinkus> https://www.grc.com
[01:07:44] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03GRC|Never10
[01:07:51] <SirFinkus> I got a hairstyle
[01:07:57] <Deucalion> Those mic gauze things must be expensive
[01:08:04] <SirFinkus> beautiful long flowing locks
[01:08:18] <SirFinkus> thick with oil and other fluids
[01:08:33] <chromas> oh and you need a minute-long opening sequence because we can't tell what we're watching from all the titles and whatnot on the page
[01:08:39] <Deucalion> sounds like a health hazard
[01:09:39] <takyon> Deucalion do you really think I will change my habits
[01:10:13] <takyon> I'm like Windows 10 nagware
[01:10:14] <Deucalion> 2 minutes of subscribe / like / thumb this at the start and end of every vid should win followers... right?
[01:10:36] <SirFinkus> I need a wacky reaction picture too for the thumbnail
[01:10:54] <chromas> and a pair of Juggs
[01:10:57] <SirFinkus> an over the top sneer or a scream if it's scary
[01:11:15] <Deucalion> wide eyes too
[01:11:48] <Deucalion> takyon, no... you'll just carry on
[01:11:50] <Gravis> oh man... the FTC better give MS a kick in the ass for this
[01:12:02] <SirFinkus> lmao
[01:12:08] <SirFinkus> that's a good one Gravis
[01:12:08] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[01:12:08] <takyon> good luck with that
[01:12:09] <Schwifty> ^ 03Facebook quizzes are stupid. - YouTube
[01:12:38] <Gravis> it depends on who is in charge of the FTC right now
[01:12:38] * Deucalion lies in the corner and leaves them to it
[01:12:38] <SirFinkus> fuck you chromas
[01:12:41] <SirFinkus> you reminded me
[01:13:01] <SirFinkus> the end of the biggest problem in the universe ;_;
[01:13:20] <Gravis> the end of the universe?
[01:13:41] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[01:13:42] <Schwifty> ^ 03Installing from Windows 1 to Windows 10 - YouTube
[01:13:43] <SirFinkus> maddox's podcast, although dick masterson was better on it
[01:13:47] <SirFinkus> maddoff a bitch
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[01:21:07] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[01:21:08] <Schwifty> ^ 03[YTP] IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE AT YOUR FINGERTITS - YouTube
[01:23:13] <SirFinkus> I went to the mall today to get a pretzel
[01:23:17] <SirFinkus> it was amazing
[01:23:25] <chromas> did you order it online?
[01:23:29] <SirFinkus> wetzel makes a good pretzel
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[01:23:58] <SirFinkus> I had one with a hot dog in it
[01:24:01] <SirFinkus> with cheese too
[01:24:17] <SirFinkus> and probably an entire stick of butter
[01:24:19] * Runaway1956 sighs 'lectricity again
[01:24:31] <SirFinkus> fuck, he's back
[01:24:44] <Runaway1956> no, I'm sitting
[01:24:45] <takyon> time to churn our own butter
[01:27:37] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:27:39] <Schwifty> ^ 03【合体】本格的男尻祭2015 THE ASS AWAKENS【糞晦日】 - YouTube
[01:27:42] <SirFinkus> all you need to know about the internet
[01:33:49] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[01:33:50] <Schwifty> ^ 03Japanese Boy, 7, Is Reportedly Found Alive After 6 Days Lost In Forest : The Two-Way : NPR
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[01:52:57] <Hitlerina> 'Sup.
[01:53:07] <SirFinkus> muh dick
[01:53:38] <Hitlerina> Booze here.
[01:53:53] <SirFinkus> mosaic IPA, one of my new favorites
[01:54:01] <Hitlerina> Nice.
[01:54:40] <SirFinkus> and my old standby, torpedo
[01:54:48] <Hitlerina> that's some good sheeit.
[01:55:09] <Hitlerina> I got confused for a woman's ex when we were about to screw.
[01:55:10] <SirFinkus> not my favorite, but it's pretty cheap and will get you fucked up
[01:55:30] <Hitlerina> Yeah, torpedo is a good way to get wasted wtihout having to stoop to malt liquor
[01:55:46] <SirFinkus> oh, my new tuners came, they're awesome
[01:55:54] <SirFinkus> highly recommended if you're ever in the market
[01:56:07] <Hitlerina> I'll stick to Grovers, thanks
[01:56:14] <Hitlerina> what did you get again? Gotohs?
[01:56:18] <SirFinkus> yeah
[01:56:35] <SirFinkus> tbh, I haven't tried grovers, but I can't imagine how these could be any better
[01:57:13] <Runaway1956> newsfeeds: CNN says Hillary "eviscerates" trump - but the rest of the feeds don't even mention the old hag
[01:58:11] <SirFinkus> well, the manual could have been in proper english
[01:58:27] <Hitlerina> Hahaha
[01:58:31] <Runaway1956> Oh, my mistake - Reuters has something . . . http://www.reuters.com
[01:58:32] <Schwifty> ^ 03Clinton attacks Trump's foreign policy as a threat to U.S. safety| Reuters
[01:58:34] <Hitlerina> was the manual an engrish moment?\
[01:58:54] <Hitlerina> Runaway, isn't it hillaryious how full of shit Hillary is?
[01:59:05] <SirFinkus> the entire manual
[01:59:10] <SirFinkus> ** magnum lock is a system of self-locking by string tension and it is unable to lock string by force using string tools or coin directly on head of locking nut
[01:59:15] <Runaway1956> It would be hilarious - but far to many people take her seriously
[01:59:18] <SirFinkus> 2) Hold locking nut by fingers and loosen it for making enough hole size according to string gauge to go it through
[01:59:19] <Hitlerina> Also heard that Baraq Hussein Soetoro was reduced to a stuttering mess when his internal program BSOD'd
[01:59:41] <Hitlerina> "magnum lock" Bahazhaha. Of extraordinary magnitude!
[01:59:48] <SirFinkus> it took me a while to figure out how to put strings on the damn thing
[01:59:54] <Hitlerina> Fucking hilarious
[02:00:10] <SirFinkus> the best engrish marketing shit is on gigabyte motherboards
[02:00:17] <SirFinkus> ultra durable
[02:00:20] <SirFinkus> 3oz copper
[02:00:27] <SirFinkus> etc etc
[02:00:52] <chromas> see? it is magnum
[02:01:15] <Hitlerina> "magnum" doesn't even make much sense in that context
[02:01:30] <SirFinkus> they're japanese
[02:01:36] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:01:37] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03【合体】本格的男尻祭2015 THE ASS AWAKENS【糞晦日】 - YouTube
[02:01:41] <SirFinkus> none of that shit makes sense
[02:01:43] <Runaway1956> buzz words - use a word with bling, and suckers will buy the product
[02:01:45] <chromas> magnum, ultra durable and ribbed for his pleasure
[02:01:53] <Hitlerina> They wrote some pretty bomb NES game manuals though
[02:03:33] <Hitlerina> Hahaha, "software responsible for 15% of car recalls"
[02:03:41] <SirFinkus> top fucking notch tuners
[02:03:43] <SirFinkus> though
[02:03:49] <SirFinkus> probably played about 10 hours
[02:03:56] <Hitlerina> Yup.
[02:04:13] <SirFinkus> put new strings on, tuned up once (no bullshit stretching) and I haven't had to adjust once
[02:04:21] <Bytram> GLamor + blING == GLING!
[02:04:33] <Hitlerina> Nice.
[02:04:50] <Hitlerina> Good tuners feel fucking smoooooooooth
[02:05:06] <SirFinkus> and getting them in tune was super nice too, they seem to have the perfect gear ratio and resistance to movement
[02:05:51] <SirFinkus> now I just need a new bridge...
[02:06:11] <Hitlerina> DO you got a trem?
[02:06:27] <SirFinkus> no, trems are for fags
[02:06:44] <SirFinkus> just the bridge I have is made of pot metal and it scratches my hand
[02:07:01] <Hitlerina> trems are pretty faggy
[02:07:29] <Hitlerina> I had a floyd rose and got all the wheedly-whanggy out of my system. Looking back, it was gay as fuck
[02:07:44] <SirFinkus> they're kind of cool occasionally, but not worth the hassle
[02:07:52] <Hitlerina> Plus they're a royal bitch to tune if you have to do all the strings at once, or when you change gauges
[02:08:08] <Hitlerina> And they go flat if you palm-mute
[02:08:11] <SirFinkus> a pedal seems like it would work just as well
[02:08:15] <SirFinkus> or nearly as well
[02:08:35] <SirFinkus> probably talking out of my ass a bit there
[02:08:46] <Hitlerina> I have a Digitech pedal with whammy. It's definitely a different sound but certainly a replacement if you had to do silly metal shit
[02:08:55] <SirFinkus> but I've very rarely have the urge to make those sounds
[02:11:01] <SirFinkus> oh, you can also get some neat effect by physically bending the neck of the guitar
[02:11:54] <SirFinkus> works best with open chords
[02:12:24] <Hitlerina> Yeah, Danny Gatton used to do that
[02:12:52] <Hitlerina> You ever use an e-bow?
[02:13:03] <SirFinkus> no
[02:13:11] <Hitlerina> Those are fucking rad. Expensive as fuck, but they deliver every bit of what they advertise
[02:13:22] <SirFinkus> I think I saw guthrie govan use one once
[02:13:30] <SirFinkus> on youtube
[02:13:37] <SirFinkus> somebody at least
[02:14:07] <Hitlerina> can't wait till I'm done with fucking school so I can play and record music again
[02:14:12] <SirFinkus> my guitar teacher had a guitar synth thing that let him have a similar effect though
[02:14:23] <Hitlerina> Those are pretty neat too
[02:14:24] <SirFinkus> don't know how much that cost him, but it was pretty neat
[02:14:54] <Hitlerina> I think the GR pickup is like 300, and with the synth thingy its like 800 total
[02:14:54] <Hitlerina> last I checked
[02:15:05] <SirFinkus> his was old as fuck
[02:15:08] <Hitlerina> I'd rather just play a keyboard on stage though
[02:15:13] <SirFinkus> I think he said mid 80s
[02:15:28] <Hitlerina> Roland GR stuff is like the gold standard but he may have something else
[02:15:36] <SirFinkus> I think it was a roland
[02:15:46] <SirFinkus> but it was a while ago that he had it in
[02:16:46] <SirFinkus> I don't really know shit about guitars anyway, and even less about guitar synths
[02:17:13] <Hitlerina> It's not complicated
[02:17:18] <Runaway1956> Not a good day for First Cavalry - http://www.foxnews.com
[02:17:19] <Schwifty> ^ 033 dead, 6 missing after Army tactical vehicle swept away in floodwaters near Fort Hood | Fox News
[02:17:38] <Hitlerina> Holy shit runaway, those guys are dumbasses
[02:17:51] <Runaway1956> ?? How so?
[02:18:33] <Runaway1956> Shit happens - train hard, or go home, stuff happens when you train hard
[02:18:37] <Hitlerina> Eh, maybe not. I just find it hard to believe they couldn't call for help and get rescued
[02:18:49] <Hitlerina> Yeah, I got a lot of friends in the army. There are meat-heads in all branches though
[02:18:59] <SirFinkus> oh fucking god
[02:19:16] <SirFinkus> I just went on pintrest for the first time trying to find what this thing was called
[02:19:19] <Hitlerina> It's been a bad week for the U.S. Military in general - we lost a Thunderbird AND a Blue Angel
[02:19:20] <SirFinkus> worst fucking website
[02:19:25] <Runaway1956> Of course there are idiots in every branch - but I'll stick up for the idiots if they're willing to risk themselves
[02:19:46] <Hitlerina> Yeah fink, it's pretty shit. Pinterest is the most vapid, stupid, and useless popular site today
[02:20:19] <Hitlerina> They used to call my reporting official "dickfingers" because he broke so much shit
[02:20:45] <Hitlerina> Motherfuckers getting blasted with juice from leaky waveguides
[02:21:02] <Hitlerina> I can't even begin to imagine the horror that is our submarine force
[02:21:19] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:21:20] <Schwifty> ^ 03SynthAxe Demo from the 80's - YouTube
[02:21:25] <SirFinkus> the shit I was looking for
[02:21:38] <Hitlerina> Hahah, the synthaxe
[02:21:43] <SirFinkus> had to block a bunch of shit to get the fucking name to show up on pintrest
[02:21:51] <SirFinkus> wanted me to create an account to look at fucking pictures
[02:23:15] <SirFinkus> 80's synth was kind of good, now it's all shit
[02:23:20] <SirFinkus> it was mysterious
[02:23:26] <SirFinkus> like Goodbye Horses
[02:23:45] <Hitlerina> Hahah, yeah. Now it's all wiggers with Korg Tritons who want to be the next eminem
[02:23:58] <SirFinkus> synth needs to be shitty
[02:24:08] <SirFinkus> instead of trying to emulate real instruments
[02:24:13] <Hitlerina> They get a 3000 dollar synth to play a single line 4-bar harpsichord riff
[02:24:21] <Hitlerina> at least the old-skool niggas used Moogs
[02:24:25] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com a fucking solid song
[02:24:26] <Schwifty> ^ 03Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus - YouTube
[02:24:32] <Hitlerina> I know that song well.
[02:24:47] <SirFinkus> I don't even know why I like it
[02:24:48] <Hitlerina> It's appropriate to the book, because horses are a repeating theme
[02:25:03] <Hitlerina> Clarice drives a pinto in Silence, then a Mustang in Hannibal
[02:25:36] <Hitlerina> There's some other shit about horses I don't remember. And 'dat tuck scene wearing the wig made from a dead woman's scalp
[02:25:44] <Hitlerina> ("would you fuck me? I'd fuck me)
[02:26:00] <SirFinkus> the only modern songs that kind of give me the same feelings are from Earth
[02:26:26] <SirFinkus> vaguely unsettling, like music should be
[02:27:29] <SirFinkus> lol, I just looked up earth on youtube and they have that jew thing around them
[02:27:39] <SirFinkus> "(((Earth))) song from the great pentastar"
[02:28:34] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com first song I taught myself to play
[02:28:36] <Schwifty> ^ 03Earth - Charioteer - YouTube
[02:32:14] <SirFinkus> I still need to see them live, they're probably awesome
[02:33:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rising Global Temperatures and El Niño are Contributing to Coral Reef Loss - http://sylnt.us - bring-in-some-icebergs
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[03:03:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Life for Old Antibiotics - http://sylnt.us - antibiotics++
[03:06:47] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[03:49:03] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #editorial
[03:49:05] * exec irresponsibly sodomizes a staff of pyjama time with #editorial
[03:49:12] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #SoylentNews
[03:49:14] * exec implicitly nudges a DD cup of secret sauce toward #SoylentNews
[03:49:25] <SirFinkus> 3rd time's a charm
[03:49:46] <chromas> ~g'night #Isis
[03:49:48] * exec buttmagically crossbreeds a hooker full of tastesicles with #Isis
[03:49:59] <chromas> numbah three. numbah three
[03:53:06] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram|away
[03:53:09] * exec diarrhetically tosses a beaker of herpes to Bytram|away
[03:53:19] <cmn32480> damn.. I seem to miss him all week
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[04:34:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meteorites Hint at the Origin of Asymmetry of Life - http://sylnt.us - ʞool-ɹǝɥʇouɐ-ƃuᴉʞɐʇ
[06:05:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Planet 9 Could be a Captured Exoplanet - http://sylnt.us - Plan[et]-9-From-Outer-Space
[07:37:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Floods Kill Six in Germany and One in France - http://sylnt.us
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[08:15:09] <SirFinkus> I guess I'll have to do
[08:15:13] <SirFinkus> any port in a storm amirite?
[08:16:35] <SirFinkus> and my port is really tight too
[08:32:31] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: :^3
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[08:39:42] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[08:39:42] <Bender> Added quote 737
[08:40:36] * SirFinkus is listening to The Mountain Goats — Southwood Plantation Road, from the album Tallahassee
[08:40:44] <SirFinkus> this shit is stuck in my head so hard
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[09:08:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Updated: Storms, Floods Kill Several People Throughout Europe - http://sylnt.us - rising-tide
[09:38:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google's "Magenta" Machine Learning Project Creates Music - http://sylnt.us - dah-dah-duh-dee
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[10:25:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, yeah, like ima be awake at 3am.
[10:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:25:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2639
[10:44:02] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard:
[10:44:04] <Subsentient> $time MST
[10:44:04] <aqu4> Fri 2016-06-03 03:43:47 AM MST
[10:45:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, been doing some work eh?
[10:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus that explains a lot. you're in CO where pot's legal and you're always stoned.
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[10:58:24] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:58:26] * exec hurriedly crams a pinch of speed into TheMightyBuzzard
[10:59:32] <cmn32480> am off to the airport at an ungodly hour to head home
[10:59:43] <cmn32480> maybe back later.
[10:59:47] <cmn32480> mebbe not
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[11:09:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Saudi Arabia Invests $3.5 Billion in Uber - http://sylnt.us - getting-a-round-[of-funding]
[11:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:10:17] * exec cohesively refactors a zip archive of political correctness for cmn32480
[11:10:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i won that one.
[11:13:48] <cmn32480> most definetly
[11:14:03] <cmn32480> headed for the airport.... later gater
[11:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake the_boy
[11:31:25] * MrPlow smakes the_boy upside the head with a trojan horse penis
[11:31:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake the_boy
[11:31:30] * MrPlow smakes the_boy upside the head with a rolling pin
[11:31:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[11:31:45] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g
[11:31:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:31:51] <MrPlow> Today: Isolated thunderstorms during the morning becoming more widespread this afternoon. High around 85F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 90%. Tomorrow: Scattered thunderstorms in the morning becoming more widespread in the afternoon. High 82F. Winds WSW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
[11:33:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube emperor scorpion
[11:33:52] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:33:54] <Schwifty> ^ 039 Emperor Scorpion Facts Care Tips | Pet Tarantulas - YouTube
[11:34:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 1d20
[11:34:56] <MrPlow> pass 1: 20
[11:35:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 1d20
[11:35:03] <MrPlow> pass 1: 17
[11:35:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon today is a good day to eat pie
[11:35:26] <MrPlow> DaHjaj 'oH QaQ jaj chab vISop ( )
[11:36:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[11:36:28] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:36:28] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03BOOBIES KITTENS - YouTube
[11:36:45] * AndyTheAbsurd questions the idea that there is a *bad* day to eat pie.
[11:40:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RMS Responds - GRsecurity is Preventing Others From Redistributing Source Code [UPDATED] - http://sylnt.us - here-come-the-lawyers
[11:45:11] <Bytram> #roll 1d2
[11:45:11] <MrPlow> pass 1: 2
[11:45:14] <Bytram> #roll 1d1
[11:45:14] <MrPlow> pass 1: 1
[11:45:23] <Bytram> #roll 1d1
[11:45:23] <MrPlow> pass 1: 1
[11:45:26] <Bytram> =)
[11:45:36] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:45:38] * exec abrasively ejaculates a bowl of relevant whitespace at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:46:29] * exec dexterously hangs a trigger warning sign about a D cup of sum yun gai on Bytram
[11:46:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:46:46] <Bytram> thanks for the warning!
[11:46:46] * exec defiantly reticulates a set of Donald Trump's saliva for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 1d0
[11:46:49] <MrPlow> chromas, is that you? stop being a wiseass.
[11:46:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya
[11:47:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> #roll 1d1
[11:47:03] <MrPlow> pass 1: 1
[11:47:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> #roll 1d1
[11:47:12] <MrPlow> pass 1: 1
[11:47:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> #roll 1d1
[11:47:13] <MrPlow> pass 1: 1
[11:47:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> #roll 1d00
[11:47:22] <MrPlow> chromas, is that you? stop being a wiseass.
[11:47:23] <Bytram> #roll 2d2
[11:47:23] <MrPlow> pass 1: 3
[11:47:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Bytram
[11:47:38] * exec casually culturally appropriates a D cup of dough from Bytram
[11:48:36] <Bytram> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:48:36] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:48:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2640
[11:48:40] * exec homogeneously writes a fanfic featuring a blagoblag of cromulence about AndyTheAbsurd
[11:48:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> showing off my bot to the roomie's kid
[11:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g minecraft server releases
[11:49:12] <MrPlow> https://mcversions.net - "MCVersions.net offers an archive of Minecraft Client and Server jars for both current and old releases!"
[11:49:13] <Schwifty> ^ 03Minecraft Versions Download List
[11:49:15] * Bytram thinks his connection is gonna hiccup; I've got a 5.5 second lag showing in HexChat -- and I have absolutely NO IDEA why. :(
[11:49:59] <Bytram> and... now it is back to 0.1s, oh, wait, now it is 2.6s
[11:50:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> :-P
[11:52:34] <Bytram> zactly!
[11:53:25] <Bytram> hmmm
[11:53:52] * Bytram is trying to figure out what time 21:04 UTC is when converted to EDT
[11:53:59] <Bytram> ~time EDT
[11:54:02] <exec> Friday, 3 June 2016 @ 7:54 am ET - Eastern Time
[11:54:04] <Bytram> ~time x
[11:54:06] <exec> Friday, 3 June 2016 @ 11:54 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[11:54:39] <Bytram> so, that means 21:04 UTC ==> 17:04 EDT, right?
[11:56:37] <chromas> yessir
[11:56:45] <Bytram> thanks!
[12:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, i haves no idea. s'why i put myself a utc clock right above my central time clock
[12:09:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> for the record, 10yo boys think the boobies n kitties video is hilarious
[12:10:40] <chromas> we'd be worried if they didn't
[12:10:52] <chromas> tits 'n' kitts
[12:10:54] <Bytram> yeah, I have those, too, but I have to manually update 'em for DST, and don't really trust myself for making the correct changes, at first.
[12:17:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just told mine to go off the hardware clock which is set to utc to begin with
[12:18:57] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: so, your 'local' clock is UTC?
[12:20:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just the hardware clock. my system clock is set to CDT
[12:20:21] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's perfectly okay for them to be like that in linux
[12:20:43] <Bytram> yep, is as it SHOULD be.
[12:21:03] <Bytram> keep track of the details internally, adjust presentation (time zone) separately
[12:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:22:50] * Bytram once worked on a product where the DBA *insisted* on keeping the *central* DB on ET. We had 'child' DBs all across the country. No amount of discussion could convince him to do otherwise.
[12:23:02] <Bytram> my brain hurts trying to remember how he planned to fugure out what time it was 30 mnutes after rolling the clock back/fwd for DST
[12:23:10] <boru> Sounds like a job for the Hammer of Persuasion.
[12:23:24] <boru> Which one is CDT?
[12:23:43] <chromas> central daylight
[12:23:51] <boru> Central where?
[12:23:58] <Bytram> I got laid off before that happened, and if I'm not mistaken, they went out of business within the next year. was too bad, had a nice product and I learned a lot.
[12:24:01] <chromas> to that timezone ;)
[12:24:04] <Bytram> boru: USA
[12:24:29] <Bytram> east of the Mississippi river, and west of EDT
[12:24:29] <chromas> I think it would be utc-5 right now
[12:24:33] <boru> How many timezones does the US have? Canada has...4, is it?
[12:24:43] <boru> But one of those is mountain time, or some such, right?
[12:24:52] <Bytram> boru: the *continental* us has 4 time zones
[12:24:56] <Bytram> from west to east...
[12:25:03] <boru> Err, right.
[12:25:08] <Bytram> PDT, MDT, CDT, EDT
[12:25:18] <Bytram> Pacific, Mountain, Central, and Eastern
[12:25:27] <Bytram> there's also Alaska and Hawaii
[12:25:30] <boru> Got it. I'm conflating the two.
[12:25:37] <Bytram> np
[12:26:19] <Bytram> gsub("D", "S") to convert terminology from "D"aylight saving time to "S"tandard time.
[12:26:30] <crutchy> ahoy!\
[12:26:32] <Bytram> i.e. PST is Pacific Standard Time
[12:26:37] <Bytram> crutchy: hola
[12:26:40] <boru> ISTR a selection of countries having obscure timezones which didn't agree with longitude.
[12:26:54] <Bytram> oh, we have those, too.
[12:26:56] <crutchy> doesn't happen often, but im fukn sloshed
[12:27:00] <chromas> political_timezones--
[12:27:00] <Bender> karma - political_timezones: -1
[12:27:27] <Bytram> there are a couple(?) of places in the continental US which do NOT observe DST.
[12:27:44] <Bytram> ISTR Arizona and Indiana, but I could be all wet on that one
[12:28:03] <crutchy> soon there will be RST and DST
[12:28:04] <boru> I wasn't aware. Interesting.
[12:28:38] <Bytram> crutchy: Random Standard Time?
[12:28:41] <Bytram> ;)
[12:28:54] <crutchy> i'll go with that
[12:29:16] <Bytram> as opposed to Standard Random Time
[12:29:18] <Bytram> =)
[12:29:37] <boru> As subscribed to by the People's Front of Judea.
[12:30:01] <Bytram> that would be: 00:14 (as best as I can translate from xkcd)
[12:31:40] <chromas> chosen by the roll of a die?
[12:34:06] <crutchy> fuck off
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[12:34:16] <crutchy> people's front of judea
[12:34:21] <Bytram> chromas: ding ding ding!
[12:34:30] <crutchy> we're the judean people's frontbum
[12:35:24] -!- julian [julian!~julian@56-08-620-95.dhcp.snlo.ca.charter.com] has joined #Soylent
[12:35:36] <crutchy> if you wanna join the PFJ you'd 'ave to really 'ate the feminists
[12:35:44] <chromas> so that means you're…in front of the jewish conspiracy?
[12:35:48] * Bytram prefers PBnJ
[12:36:07] * crutchy prefers to be on top of the frontbum
[12:36:07] <chromas> ~last nick=pbnjoe
[12:36:21] <exec> 03[2015-02-04 05:20:1] #Soylent <pbnjoe> :)
[12:36:58] <crutchy> maybe he was happy about disappearing?
[12:37:01] * Bytram misses him -- he had uid 313 -- one of the earliest members
[12:37:25] <crutchy> he he was a member of the ## club from memory
[12:37:33] <crutchy> s/he/yeah/
[12:37:34] <sedctl> <crutchy> yeah he was a member of the ## club from memory
[12:38:21] <crutchy> back when "team bacon" was still a thing
[12:38:37] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:38:53] <chromas> the bacon bros
[12:38:56] <chromas> go team bacon!
[12:39:22] <crutchy> xlefay gave me "temporary" op in there. i still got it :/
[12:40:14] <Bytram> is that the 'den of scum and villainy' ??
[12:40:23] <crutchy> nah that's #
[12:40:37] <Bytram> ahh
[12:40:51] <crutchy> tama and ciri's domain
[12:41:20] <crutchy> ## is where bacon karma is king
[12:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay, got the place to myself for like five whole days
[12:43:12] <Bytram> ah, that splains why I never visited the double-octothorpe!!
[12:43:39] <Bytram> ulp, I meant that it had tama and ciri, not YOU tmb!
[12:44:35] <Bytram> #submit https://www.sciencedaily.com "based on: http://www.broadinstitute.org"
[12:44:35] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[12:45:33] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns
[12:45:37] <Bytram> orly?
[12:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> must be a sciencedaily thing. thas the second time it did that.
[12:46:05] <Bytram> it is, but i see this line in the page source:
[12:46:06] <Bytram> <title>New CRISPR system for targeting RNA: Discovered in bacteria as viral defense mechanism, researchers program C2c2 to manipulate cellular RNA using CRISPR -- ScienceDaily</title>
[12:46:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:46:39] <Bytram> then again, I *think* I may have enabled one or two domains for it in nosript
[12:47:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, there's javascript an entirely different page if you pull it down using curl
[12:48:04] <Bytram> yep, just saw the same thing using wget. :(
[12:48:27] <Bytram> how DO these folks expect spiders to find and index their sites?
[12:48:32] <Bytram> plainHTML++
[12:48:32] <Bender> karma - plainhtml: 1
[12:48:38] <crutchy> ~g'night fockers
[12:48:41] * exec explicitly pits a gift of oil against fockers
[12:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> fook em
[12:48:56] <Bytram> crutchy: did you see my note in #folding ??
[12:49:16] <Bytram> seems exec is a little confused as to when it should check for an updated score
[12:49:55] <Bytram> #submit http://www.broadinstitute.org
[12:49:55] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[12:50:03] <Bytram> :(
[12:51:05] <chromas> #title http://www.broadinstitute.org
[12:51:09] <chromas> ~title http://www.broadinstitute.org
[12:51:12] <exec> 13Researchers unlock new CRISPR system for targeting RNA | Broad Institute of MIT and Harvard
[12:51:19] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: are you familiar with the concept of a 'here file' in unix?
[12:51:58] <Bytram> cat < _EOF
[12:52:02] <Bytram> line 1
[12:52:03] <Bytram> line 2
[12:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:52:05] <Bytram> line 3
[12:52:10] <Bytram> _EOF
[12:52:24] <Bytram> maybe mrplow could offer something like that?
[12:52:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> do huh?
[12:52:54] <chromas> where you can type in a few lines of summary then tell it to submit?
[12:53:04] <Bytram> ding ding ding!
[12:53:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, ya, thas doable.
[12:53:21] <chromas> use line numbers. make it like basics of old
[12:53:26] <chromas> edit 20
[12:53:34] <Bytram> nah
[12:53:53] <Bytram> but, to make sure it is getting something *intended* for it, look for a 'msg' to it
[12:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> more difficult than just an outright command but doable.
[12:54:13] <Bytram> MrPlow: title: Researchers unlock new CRISPR system for targeting RNA
[12:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly make it #submitstart and #submitend
[12:54:32] <Bytram> hmm
[12:54:35] <Bytram> I like
[12:54:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything between goes into the summary
[12:55:08] <Bytram> and if it gets an error getting the title, it could msg me asking to submit my own as a msg to it.
[12:55:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you take more than say half an hour, then it should cancel the submission.
[12:55:21] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:55:31] <Bytram> don't want to DOS MrPlow
[12:55:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well if it can't get a title it prolly can't get the rest of the page either
[12:56:06] <Bytram> and what does it do with the rest of the page?
[12:56:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dos Bytram
[12:56:13] <Bytram> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:56:29] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: that's PC-DOS to you!
[12:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing, it just looks for a title and summary and discards the rest.
[12:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now.
[12:56:47] <Bytram> yep
[12:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've got it set where i can load templates in via regex though.
[12:57:09] <Bytram> have you been playing with the Arthur scraping code at all?
[12:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, been working on the dnd game lately
[12:57:41] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:57:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a lot of interactive rules, so it's been keeping me very occupied
[12:58:41] <Gravis> Bytram: erm... "the content is the focus and formatting often gets short shrift." <-- shrift?
[12:58:52] <Gravis> https://soylentnews.org
[12:58:53] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN article: RMS Responds - GRsecurity is Preventing Others From Redistributing Source Code [UPDATED] 04(35 comments)
[12:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a real word
[12:59:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define shrift
[12:59:14] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03shrift: Something to describe anything with anything. It replaces words that can't be thought of or don't fit the correct meaning.
[12:59:32] <Gravis> i know but it's archaic
[12:59:34] <Gravis> shrift
[12:59:34] <Gravis> SHrift/Submit
[12:59:34] <Gravis> nounarchaic
[12:59:34] <Gravis> noun: shrift; plural noun: shrifts
[12:59:34] <Gravis> confession, especially to a priest.
[12:59:34] <Gravis> "go to shrift"
[12:59:36] <Gravis> absolution by a priest.
[12:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but using archaic words is fun.
[13:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> you poltroon
[13:00:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define poltroon
[13:00:39] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03poltroon: poltroon - someone who uses the anonymous nature of an online forum to hide their true intent.
[13:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg, stoopid UD
[13:01:03] * boru chuckles.
[13:01:09] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: but this has nothing to do with a priest
[13:01:36] <Gravis> ergo, shrift is the wrong word to use
[13:01:58] <Bytram> http://www.phrases.org.uk
[13:01:59] <Schwifty> ^ 03Short shrift - meaning and origin.
[13:02:09] <Bytram> "Meaning. To make short work of - to give little consideration to. "
[13:02:20] <Bytram> http://www.thefreedictionary.com
[13:02:21] <Schwifty> ^ 03Short shrift - definition of short shrift by The Free Dictionary
[13:02:29] <Bytram> "short shrift n. 1. Summary, careless treatment; scant attention: These annoying memos will get short shrift from the boss. 2. Quick work. 3. a. A short respite, "
[13:02:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> colloquialisms++
[13:02:35] <Bender> karma - colloquialisms: 1
[13:02:39] <boru> I think the ecclesiastical reference was just an example.
[13:02:55] <Bytram> yep, and maybe an idiom as well.
[13:02:56] <Gravis> colloquialisms--
[13:02:56] <Bender> karma - colloquialisms: 0
[13:03:18] <Gravis> Bytram: not exactly something you should put in the news
[13:03:27] <Gravis> Bytram: please replace it
[13:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Gravis
[13:03:35] * MrPlow smakes Gravis upside the head with a printout of the rehash source
[13:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing wrong with colloquialisms. everyone uses them in every language.
[13:04:35] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah... but isn't SN for the /world/?
[13:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they're fun to make up
[13:04:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, sure, so it's educational.
[13:05:02] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: no it's not
[13:05:15] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it's pollution in language
[13:05:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> learn something = you got educated
[13:05:27] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it's not learning, it's just more shit
[13:05:34] <Gravis> shit that doesn't matter
[13:05:35] <Bytram> Gravis: I'm took your suggestion under advisement -- it's getting short shrift -- not gonna change it.
[13:05:53] <Gravis> Bytram: well fuck you too. -_-
[13:05:53] <boru> By the same logic, one should make submissions in the various dialects of English.
[13:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, do please speak in old english then. the whole middle english and modern english are simply bastardizations
[13:06:13] <boru> Bastarisations, you mean!
[13:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, we do.
[13:06:19] <boru> Bastardisations, rather.
[13:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, i'm a yank, we use our Zs
[13:06:39] <boru> I'm not really being serious.
[13:06:42] <Bytram> Gravis: can't take a (recursive) joke?
[13:06:47] <Gravis> Bytram: nope
[13:06:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> we also pronounce our Hs
[13:07:01] <Bytram> I there! ;)
[13:07:13] <Bytram> oh, other way around
[13:07:26] <boru> Pft, I'm not even a native speaker!
[13:07:27] <chromas> 'allo
[13:07:39] <Bytram> and depending on what part of the country you're from, you'll as likely hear: Hi dare!
[13:07:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, these ants are getting on my tits. time to put some poison out.
[13:08:10] * chromas wonders how old the pronunciation of z as "zed" is
[13:08:11] <Bytram> apply directly to forehead
[13:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, head-on?
[13:08:38] <Bytram> yep
[13:08:38] <boru> The same sound as 'sed', for want of a better universal example.
[13:08:39] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:08:39] <Schwifty> ^ 03Wiki: Zed
[13:09:04] <boru> Oh, I misread. Disregard.
[13:09:08] * boru absconds.
[13:09:09] <Bytram> ahhh, that goes to: https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:09:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://www.etymonline.com
[13:09:09] <Schwifty> ^ 03Wiki:
[13:09:10] <Schwifty> ^ 03Online Etymology Dictionary ( http://www.etymonline.com )
[13:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas okay, we lurve us some sed around here
[13:09:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/ur/o/
[13:09:41] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> thas okay, we love us some sed around here
[13:09:47] <Bytram> In most English-speaking countries, including Britain, Canada, India, Ireland, New Zealand, and Australia, the letter's name is zed /ˈzɛd/, reflecting its derivation from the Greek zeta (this dates to Latin, which borrowed X, Y, and Z from Greek, along with their names), but in American English its name is zee /ˈziː/, analogous to the names for B, C, D, etc., and deriving from a late 17th century English dialectal form.
[13:10:30] <Bytram> ok, break time. biab
[13:10:30] <Bytram> afk
[13:11:22] <chromas> those countries are wrong
[13:11:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk Believes We Are Probably Characters in Video Game - http://sylnt.us - he-could-be-right
[13:11:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> he could be right, but his logic's absolute *shit*.
[13:11:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, all countries are wrong except the US
[13:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> merica
[13:12:08] <chromas> from the smells-fishy dept
[13:12:17] <chromas> fishmusk
[13:12:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> fishmusk--
[13:12:27] <Bender> karma - fishmusk: -1
[13:12:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's wrong. i'm a perl script.
[13:12:43] <chromas> you think so?
[13:12:54] <chromas> what would you do if you found out you were a python script?
[13:13:08] <chromas> SPACE LIVES MATTER
[13:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> exit();
[13:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can tell i'm perl though cause i can fook up text like nobody's business and i'm a little larger than is strictly necessary.
[13:15:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis is a python script though. entirely too nit-picky and just wrong.
[13:15:49] <Gravis> lol
[13:16:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> when i get older i'll prolly be C though. serious memory issues.
[13:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll read a book today instead of playing with bot code.
[13:19:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube read a book
[13:19:19] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:19:19] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03Read a Book (Dirty Version) - YouTube
[13:20:08] <chromas> a book about rust
[13:20:32] <chromas> I guess it would be useless by the time it got printed though
[13:21:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. fiction for me though. if ima read something on coding it's not gonna be a book, it's gonna be online manuals.
[13:53:30] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[13:58:07] <Bytram> #submit http://phys.org
[13:58:08] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[13:58:13] <Bytram> :(
[13:58:17] <Bytram> ~submit http://phys.org
[13:58:46] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[14:18:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: yo, see you are in the meaningful work story... I *just* pushed it into the story queue
[14:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> just looked at it. i don't edit unless they go out with a typo
[14:20:35] <Bytram> nod nod
[14:20:42] <Bytram> expected as such, but just wanted to make sure
[14:21:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://techraptor.net
[14:21:39] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[14:21:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell MrPlow
[14:22:02] <Bytram> http://techraptor.net
[14:22:02] <Schwifty> ^ 03Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Microsoft Agree to Follow EU Hate Speech Rules - TechRaptor
[14:22:35] <Bytram> looks like Schwifty found one?
[14:22:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> you worked for fookin techraptor last week
[14:23:00] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:23:03] * exec cohesively farts a massive fart a cylinder of dag at TheMightyBuzzard
[14:23:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can see ima hafta do this oldschool
[14:23:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[14:23:14] * exec crutchyly passes a pile of boiled dog to janrinok
[14:23:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like dags
[14:23:25] <janrinok> I like farts
[14:23:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like caravans more
[14:23:55] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I just did a wget of that and it had a title in it:
[14:23:55] <Bytram> <title>Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Microsoft Agree to Follow EU Hate Speech Rules - TechRaptor</title>
[14:23:58] * Bytram has no idea why that would be a problem?
[14:24:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno, lemme see if the regexes got messed with
[14:24:23] <Bytram> oh, and that *might* be a dupe?
[14:24:39] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[14:24:41] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN article: Tech Giants Vow to Tackle Online Hate Speech Within 24 Hours 04(98 comments)
[14:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, someone emptied my regex files
[14:25:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> or MrPlow has the wrong bit set and did it himself
[14:26:13] <Bytram> oops!
[14:26:14] <Bytram> backups?
[14:26:21] <Bytram> you DO have backups, right?
[14:26:37] <janrinok> backups? whatzat?
[14:26:56] <Bytram> it's what I do when I see that the angry guy is much bigger than me
[14:27:01] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[14:27:02] <Schwifty> ^ 03San Jose protesters attack Trump supporters with punches, eggs | Fox News
[14:27:13] <Runaway1956> Fascists attack peaceful political assemblage
[14:27:16] <janrinok> ...but no pitch folks
[14:27:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://techraptor.net
[14:27:21] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[14:27:24] * Bytram wouldprefer egg punch, or eggnog, truth be told
[14:27:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[14:27:25] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[14:28:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://techraptor.net
[14:28:02] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:28:24] <Runaway1956> "Veterans for Trump."
[14:28:27] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:28:28] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[14:28:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar we go
[14:28:48] <Bytram> better
[14:29:14] <Bytram> instead of "Your wish is my command..." why not try a different meme? "As you wish."
[14:29:24] * Bytram is a huge Princess Bride fan
[14:29:52] * Bytram does note that he, personally, is not that huge... ;)
[14:29:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, going with https://www.youtube.com
[14:29:55] <Schwifty> ^ 03Darth Vader-Yes,My Master - YouTube
[14:30:18] <Bytram> hmmm, what was the response in 'I dream of Jeannie"
[14:30:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, master usually
[14:30:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't standard though
[14:32:05] <chromas> yes massa
[14:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> may go with "computed and recorded, dear" from trek as well
[14:32:36] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[14:32:37] <Schwifty> ^ 03Wiki: I Dream of Jeannie
[14:34:20] <Bytram> nod nod
[14:34:25] * chromas done pooped the bed in his arch installation
[14:35:16] <chromas> consequences, et cetera
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[14:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, whatcha break?
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[14:36:18] <chromas> pacman keys
[14:36:36] <Runaway1956> pacman drives a car now?
[14:37:09] <chromas> I tried to add the repo for old amd driver which needs ancient xorg. couldn't get it to accept the key or whatever, so I've been nuking and reinstalling the keyring stuff
[14:37:28] <chromas> nah, keys to theporn stash
[14:38:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[14:38:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:38:54] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[14:38:57] <Runaway1956> pacman -Syu - that's some kind of sport utility vehicle I guess
[14:38:59] <chromas> now it downloads packages and complains they're not signed
[14:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, stoopid bot
[14:39:19] <chromas> he couldn't handle the troof
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[14:39:55] <boru> Heh, nice vhost.
[14:42:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Does a Newborn's Helplessness Hold the Key to Human Smarts? - http://sylnt.us - being-a-better-parent
[14:43:34] <chromas> give that baby a participation trophy. it's never too early to start
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[15:03:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon it's all about the benjamins
[15:03:19] <MrPlow> umqu' ghot benjamins ( )
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[15:13:52] <Subsentient> #klingon When I fart on my hand, it gets warm.
[15:13:53] <MrPlow> HeghDI' ruq 'ej jatDaj mach jIH ghopwIj, 'oH Suq warm. ( )
[15:14:00] <Subsentient> #klingon When I fart on my hand, it gets warm
[15:14:01] <MrPlow> HeghDI' ruq 'ej jatDaj mach jIH ghopwIj, 'oH Suq warm ( )
[15:14:49] <chromas> why would you fart on your own hand? go fart in the dog's face
[15:15:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, really. that's why people HAVE dags.
[15:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[15:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[15:16:21] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 50
[15:33:48] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[15:33:49] <Schwifty> ^ 03Watchdog blasts bureaucrats for blocking ICE agents from San Bernardino terror suspect | Fox News
[15:47:13] <Bytram> Internal Combustion Engines?
[15:47:17] <Bytram> ;)
[16:13:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Turkish-German Relations Strained After Bundestag Calls 1915 Armenian Killings "Genocide" - http://sylnt.us - hundred-years-late
[17:56:05] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[17:56:06] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[17:56:21] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.foxnews.com
[17:56:50] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[17:57:05] <Runaway1956> If Mr. Cow continues to misbehave, TMB may reach up his arse to pull his brain out
[18:15:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Think Tank: Computer Science Students in the US Aren't Being Taught Properly - http://sylnt.us
[18:27:01] <Runaway1956> Stand by for my "Name my Pen" contest - winner gets an honorable mention, in ink, by me, on a piece of scrap paper.
[19:46:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UCLA Shooter Claimed Professor "Stole" his Code - http://sylnt.us
[20:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, i dunno wtf is wrong with him. he should have picked that out easily.
[20:07:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time crutchy
[20:07:32] <exec> Saturday, 4 June 2016 @ 6:07 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[20:07:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather Traralgon, au
[20:07:57] <MrPlow> Today: Rain showers early will evolve into a more steady rain for the afternoon. High 59F. Winds ENE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 90%. Tomorrow: Cloudy with periods of rain. High 61F. Winds E at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 100%. Rainfall near a half an inch.
[20:38:59] janrinok_afk is now known as zz_janrinok_afk
[21:17:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Call for Action — Using Technology to Uncover Election Fraud - http://sylnt.us - K.I.S.S.
[21:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[21:36:08] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN comment by [02The Mighty Buzzard (18)] (02Score:2)
[21:46:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i feel the need, the need to feed. all you can eat chinese food buffet, here i come.
[22:36:51] * Subsentient vomits all over the floor, ceiling and walls
[22:57:29] * TheMightyBuzzard hands Subsentient a mop
[22:57:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> get to cleaning
[22:57:41] * Subsentient eats the mop
[22:58:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, i suppose it is a good source of fiber at that.
[22:58:43] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[22:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's nothing wrong with that regex. it should have picked up the title earlier
[23:00:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:00:18] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:00:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, summary not title
[23:06:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[23:06:08] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
[23:06:08] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
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[23:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:06:28] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:06:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> bullshit, i JUST put the new regexes in
[23:08:17] <takyon> nobody ever wrote an incorrect regex
[23:08:21] <takyon> nobody ever
[23:08:23] <takyon> nobody
[23:08:25] <takyon> no
[23:08:28] <takyon> o
[23:08:39] <takyon> .
[23:10:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[23:10:36] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[23:10:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:10:52] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:11:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, the regexs are right. any of the three i just put in should have pulled a description from that page
[23:11:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[23:11:37] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[23:11:46] * TheMightyBuzzard breaks out his debugging
[23:12:05] <takyon> http://www.nextplatform.com
[23:12:05] <Schwifty> ^ 03Next-Generation ThunderX2 ARM Targets Skylake Xeons
[23:12:42] <takyon> the problem with the next platform is that it is too informative for me to submit
[23:12:45] <takyon> so meaty
[23:13:07] * Bytram always wants to put an 'n' into the middle of 'Xeon' to make it 'Xenon' -- too much time spent in chem class, I think
[23:13:27] <takyon> I see Xeon so much I have to remind myself Xenon exists
[23:13:28] <Bytram> takyon: nod nod; just alternate words! ;)
[23:13:32] <Bytram> lol
[23:13:46] <Bytram> hmmm, I'm reminded of a cramming trick I used in a college course
[23:13:57] <takyon> deep throat?
[23:14:08] <Bytram> got bonus points for reading a book and writing a two-page synopsis
[23:14:24] <Bytram> with some elaboration on something about it that caught your attention
[23:14:42] <takyon> any college course that gives bonus points = woooohoo gonna get an A
[23:14:53] <Bytram> sat down and read the first sentence of the first paragraph on the right hand page
[23:14:53] <Bytram> turn page
[23:15:03] <Bytram> read topic sentence on the first paragraph of that page
[23:15:03] <Bytram> repeat
[23:15:09] <Bytram> 'read' a book in about 45 minutes
[23:15:19] <Bytram> if something caught my eye, I read through for details
[23:15:29] <Bytram> cranked out a report ever 90 minute or so
[23:15:33] <Bytram> aced the class
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[23:15:34] <Bytram> =)
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[23:16:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:16:05] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:16:15] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[23:16:15] <Schwifty> ^ 03Next Big Future: Update of Death per Terawatt hour by Energy Source
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[23:16:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:16:51] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:17:32] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[23:18:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay, it's only running one of the regexs.
[23:19:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ammonia on Jupiter Imaged by Radiotelescope - http://sylnt.us - don't-mix-with-bleach
[23:19:29] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[23:19:30] <Schwifty> ^ 03Does Attending The Olympic Games In Rio Put The World In Danger Of Zika Virus Spreading? : Goats and Soda : NPR
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[23:21:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:21:03] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:21:07] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[23:21:08] <Schwifty> ^ 03Dietary fiber has biggest influence on successful aging, research reveals | KurzweilAI
[23:21:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[23:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[23:21:30] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[23:21:31] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[23:21:32] <Schwifty> ^ 03Ancient anti-inflammatory drug salicylic acid has cancer-fighting properties | KurzweilAI
[23:21:42] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[23:21:43] <Schwifty> ^ 03Implanted neuroprosthesis improves walking ability in stroke patient | KurzweilAI
[23:22:15] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:22:15] <Schwifty> ^ 03Capitalize 'Internet'? AP says no – Vint Cerf says yes • The Register
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[23:23:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:23:45] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:24:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[23:24:00] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[23:29:18] * TheMightyBuzzard beats on the bot with a stick
[23:29:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:29:20] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:29:57] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[23:32:53] <Bytram> takyon: do keep in mind, that, at this point, I'd just finished a week's worth of finals, was dead-dog tired, and had absolutely NO time to do any of this before that night. Loaded up a rock-n-roll LP on the player, put on my headphones, and went into overdrive.
[23:33:30] <Bytram> remembered an English teacher way-back-when talking about 'topic sentences' and 'topic paragraphs'
[23:33:57] <Bytram> figured if the authors were any good, this trick just might work. I was quite pleasantly surprised at how well it worked out!
[23:34:13] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes himself
[23:34:51] * Bytram waits for the 'xplanation
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[23:35:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:35:27] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:36:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i had put the regexes in the wrong file but apparently that wasn't all
[23:36:27] <Bytram> ouch.
[23:37:30] <Bytram> printf every line that comes in, and add a prefix/sentinel for the one(s) that match the regex -- maybe you are not 'seeing' all the recs you expect, or they are getting munged along the way?
[23:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[23:39:08] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[23:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> threw some debug statements in
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[23:39:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:39:50] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:40:04] * Bytram gathers some bugs to use for testing purposes and helpfully offers them to TheMightyBuzzard
[23:40:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> do huh now? it's still only loading one regex.
[23:40:20] * TheMightyBuzzard checks the logic
[23:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[23:40:24] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[23:40:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh shit, yeah it's bad logic
[23:45:59] <chromas> That's terrible. Browsers shouldn't support anything like "user-scalable=no"
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[23:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:46:11] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[23:46:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ...
[23:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> great...
[23:46:30] <Bytram> what is/are your egexp?
[23:46:39] <Bytram> *regexp?
[23:47:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't a regex prollem, it's a logic prollem. what i just did should have fixed it but apparently didn't.
[23:47:19] <SirFinkus> fuck summer
[23:47:59] * Bytram has hadmore than enough of snow shoveling for winter, is looking forward to finally having summer arrive
[23:48:13] <SirFinkus> oh, you go outside, that's your problem
[23:48:25] <Bytram> only under duress
[23:49:36] <SirFinkus> so you wear dresses?
[23:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[23:49:39] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[23:49:49] <SirFinkus> I wish it was social acceptable for men to wear skirts and dresses
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[23:49:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:49:54] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[23:49:59] <Bytram> move to Scotland
[23:50:00] <SirFinkus> imagine the breeze on the balls
[23:50:02] <SirFinkus> it'd be great
[23:50:07] <Bytram> or enjoy Halloween
[23:50:08] <SirFinkus> scotland sucks though
[23:50:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i need a "break;" in there
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[23:50:40] <SirFinkus> except for https://www.youtube.com
[23:50:40] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03Grave Digger - Rebellion (The Clans Are Marching) - YouTube
[23:50:41] <Bytram> so it's broken if it doesn't have a break? No wonder computers are confusing?
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[23:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, needs to exit the loop when it finds a match instead of going on to more regexes
[23:51:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[23:51:07] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:51:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> least it found the title this time...
[23:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
[23:51:26] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:51:30] <SirFinkus> giving MrPlow the Angelorn treatment?
[23:52:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout to give him the halfbrick in a sock treatment. it's HARD to code when your belly's full of chinese food and you wanna take a nap.
[23:52:13] <SirFinkus> if you're not careful, he'll start making passes at ciri, the alcoholic artist bot next door
[23:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[23:52:25] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
[23:52:25] -!- MrPlow has quit [Client Quit]
[23:52:27] <SirFinkus> so take a 15 minute nap and you'll be hungry again
[23:52:34] <SirFinkus> I'm sorry, that was really hack
[23:53:04] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!~MrPlow@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[23:53:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
[23:53:09] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:53:14] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[23:53:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, NOW it might be the regexes
[23:53:48] * TheMightyBuzzard puts the debug statements back in
[23:53:49] <SirFinkus> man, rebellion is an awesome song, nevermind, scotland is awesome, moving there right now
[23:53:52] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
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[23:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
[23:54:42] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:54:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, bad regexes
[23:55:03] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
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[23:57:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.foxnews.com blarg
[23:57:10] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[23:57:16] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes MrPlow
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