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[00:02:04] <SirFinkus> nifty, took me a sec to figure out how the damn things worked
[00:04:21] <SirFinkus> I'm not stupid, I swear
[00:04:25] <SirFinkus> the manual is in engrish
[00:04:31] <SirFinkus> 2) How to put strings
[00:05:05] <SirFinkus> **Magnum Lock is a system of self-locking by string tension and it is unable to lock string by force using tools or coin directly on head of locking nut
[00:06:06] <SirFinkus> "Holding locking nut by fingers and loosen it for making enough hole size according to string gauge to go through"
[00:06:34] <takyon> I'm kind of shocked by all of the Engrish manuals I've seen
[00:06:59] <SirFinkus> I've seen worse
[00:07:13] <takyon> you'd figure it would only cost maybe $1,000 to get some American or other English-speaking native to rewrite the documentation, but it just doesn't happen in many cases
[00:07:36] <SirFinkus> that's the problem, that's probably exactly what they did
[00:07:49] <SirFinkus> well, the paying $1000 part
[00:09:09] <takyon> it's more like machine translation
[00:09:19] <SirFinkus> no, a human did that
[00:09:20] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[00:09:21] <Schwifty> ^ 03Vermont Man Threatens Skateboarders - YouTube
[00:09:32] <SirFinkus> I guarantee it
[00:11:58] <cmn32480> see ya later #soylent.
[00:12:06] <takyon> later
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[00:54:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Computer Generated Math Proof is Largest Ever at 200 Terabytes - http://sylnt.us - 2+2!=5
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[02:13:25] <Bytram> !uid
[02:13:25] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6244, owned by beleglin
[02:13:29] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com https://foxtype.com
[02:13:32] <Schwifty> ^ 03Marvell's fave vendors sniff latest pair of SoCs • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[02:13:32] <Schwifty> ^ 03FoxType ( https://foxtype.com )
[02:35:27] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[02:35:28] <Schwifty> ^ 03AMD Radeon RX 480 revealed: Polaris debuts in a £160/$200 card designed for VR | Ars Technica
[02:35:40] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[02:35:40] <Schwifty> ^ 03AMD Bristol Ridge APUs: Same Carrizo design, 20 percent more performance | Ars Technica
[02:38:04] <Bytram> hmm
[02:38:04] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[02:38:05] <Schwifty> ^ 03Sex with 17-year-old girl is legal in Texas—sexted pics of her are kid porn | Ars Technica
[02:38:28] <chromas> well duh
[02:38:38] <chromas> 17 < 18
[02:38:56] * chromas notes the consent threshold here is 16; heads over to the high school
[02:39:18] <chromas> it's okay as long as I don't take a picture
[02:45:43] <Bytram> chromas: for some reason, I thought you were older than 16?
[02:45:55] <chromas> exactly7
[02:45:58] <chromas> s/7//
[02:45:58] <sedctl> <chromas> exactly
[02:46:19] <Bytram> oh, you're exactly 16? got it!
[02:46:31] * chromas puts on a mustache and denim jacket
[02:46:51] * Bytram suggests stocking up on candy, too
[02:47:15] <chromas> that won't work; they're all diets by that time
[02:47:19] * Bytram wonders what would work well... Mounds Bar?
[02:47:39] <chromas> maybe a salad or those energy sodas though
[02:47:39] <Bytram> Unless you feel liek a nut, then get an Almond Joy
[02:47:49] <Bytram> s/liek/like/
[02:47:49] <sedctl> <Bytram> Unless you feel like a nut, then get an Almond Joy
[02:49:09] <chromas> sure. but sometimes I don't
[02:51:17] <Bytram> hmm, chocolate... /me is getting hungry.
[02:51:23] <Bytram> time to make some dinner!
[02:51:27] <Bytram> back soon.
[02:54:00] <Bytram> ~capitalize Digital forensics: from the crime lab to the library
[03:00:14] <exec> Digital Forensics: From the Crime Lab to the Library
[03:26:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chromium Supplements Appear Useless or Worse - http://sylnt.us - time-to-move-back-to-Firefox
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[03:44:39] <Bytram> ~capitalize Ask SN: Help write it: what do you want in an init system?
[03:45:00] <exec> No
[03:45:06] <Bytram> lol
[03:45:20] <exec> systemd! systemd! systemd! systemd!
[03:45:23] <Bytram> Ask SN: Help Write it: What do you Want in an Init System?
[03:46:05] * chromas wants a fork of systemd :D
[03:46:25] * Bytram wonders if chromas would accept a spoon of systemd?
[03:46:40] <chromas> would that be systemd++ or objective systemd?
[03:46:47] <chromas> Yes please
[03:47:01] <chromas> I would totally spoon with poettering
[03:47:16] <Bytram> !grab chromas
[03:47:16] <Bender> Added quote 735
[03:48:52] <Bytram|away> time for some shuteye
[03:48:57] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:48:59] * exec crutchyly hurls a shaken bottle of adult beverage at #Soylent
[03:49:08] <chromas> ~g'night Bytram|away
[03:49:10] * exec theoretically pukes a bowl of TNT on Bytram|away
[03:49:27] <Bytram|away> ~gnight chromas
[03:49:29] * exec insatiably poops a tablespoon of superballs for chromas
[03:49:45] <chromas> aha! puke is just a theory! it's not real! just like evolution and gravity!
[03:50:12] * chromas bounces the spoon of balls; balls go into neighbors' yard
[03:50:30] <Bytram|away> bouncing off of neighbor's walls
[03:50:36] <Bytram|away> coming right back at ya
[03:50:38] <Bytram|away> DUCK!
[03:50:44] <chromas> balls to the walls
[03:50:52] * chromas quacks
[03:50:55] * Bytram|away looks for some superglue
[03:51:12] * Bytram|away finds a nailgun, instead
[03:51:32] * Bytram|away puts it aside and decides it's time to go look for his bed, instead.
[03:51:38] <Bytram|away> g'night!
[03:51:41] <chromas> I was having a hard time figuring out what you were gonna do but you nailed it man
[03:51:51] <chromas> night sir
[03:55:38] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram|away
[03:55:40] * exec brazenly gives birth to a goblet of funding for Bytram|away
[03:56:12] <cmn32480> rats... missed him
[04:07:35] <cmn32480> ~time reno, NV
[04:07:37] <exec> Tuesday, 31 May 2016 @ 9:07 pm PDT - Reno, NV, USA
[04:07:52] <cmn32480> pacific time... ok
[04:08:20] <cmn32480> is it bad when you don't knwo what time zone you are in?
[04:13:06] <cmn32480> ok.. external clock says 9... Internal clock says 12... time for bed
[04:16:35] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:16:37] * exec accidentally blows an exfat volume of iron filings at #soylent
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[04:57:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Remains of Rice and Mung Beans Help Solve a Madagascan Mystery - http://sylnt.us - beans-beans-the-musical-fruit
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[06:59:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Caltech Sues Apple Over Alleged Wi-Fi Patent Infringement - http://sylnt.us - taking-a-bite-at-the-apple
[08:03:37] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:03:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2630
[08:30:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rays Provide Power for an Electric Generator - http://sylnt.us - Waiting-for-a-Stingray-Powered-EV-Corvette-Stingray
[10:01:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Post-Recession World Doesn't Scale - http://sylnt.us - these-times-they-are-a-changin'
[10:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2631
[10:26:29] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:26:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2632
[10:31:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, o maestro of crutches
[10:51:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> writing up melee combat mechanics today. much more complicated than i'd figured on. i forgot how many tiny bits of math are in a dnd fight.
[10:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:57:33] <chromas> no nicotine++ macro?
[11:06:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> could i spose. "smoke break" is a macro
[11:06:45] <chromas> neat
[11:06:48] <chromas> macros++
[11:06:48] <Bender> karma - macros: 5
[11:06:54] * chromas should set some up
[11:07:06] * chromas sets some up the macro
[11:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee
[11:10:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... apparently + is not a valid keypress
[11:11:15] * chromas can't get his zoom rocker on the keyboard to work
[11:11:19] <chromas> linux is weird
[11:12:07] <chromas> my keyboard shows up as two devices, where the multimedia and other keys and the zoom thing are on the second. X sees all of them as one I guess, but not the zoom thing
[11:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:18:23] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 46
[11:19:44] <boru> The USB device class is probably a HID hub. That's how manufacturers got around the 6KRO problem imposed by the spec.
[11:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you using xev to watch what's happening?
[11:20:18] <boru> PS/2 didn't have the problem, naturally.
[11:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ps/2 had no problems except early versions of the spec and hardware not allowing for hotplugging
[11:21:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was a sweet standard
[11:21:49] <boru> Aye, it certainly is. Alas, vendor codepages gave it a bad name, subsequently.
[11:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, sadface
[11:22:25] <boru> I'm in the midst of designing a PS/2 kb with my spare cycles at the moment, as it happens.
[11:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> odd choice for hobby work but sounds interesting
[11:23:11] <boru> It was going to be dual interface, but I CBA to write a USB stack from scratch.
[11:23:21] <crutchy> [CNET] For Tesla Model 3 owners, Supercharger network will cost extra
[11:23:24] <crutchy> booooo!
[11:23:41] <boru> It's small enough to complete in a reasonable amount of time. My Forth compiler on the other hand...
[11:24:18] <crutchy> moar free shit! moar free shit! moar free shit!
[11:24:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm making an irc fighting game for you lot using dnd 5e rules right now as my hobby project.
[11:24:43] <boru> I saw that in the scrollback. Sounds like a fun project.
[11:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> tis but i forgot entirely how complex it can get. like say a mid-level thief backstabbing someone with a +2 flaming dagger.
[11:25:56] * crutchy is editing the wiki without triggering WikiRC ;-P
[11:26:02] <crutchy> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[11:26:03] <Schwifty> ^ 03Wiki: Storybot
[11:26:34] <crutchy> gotta try to remember how exec's wiki code works again :/
[11:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> roll for the weapon dmg, roll for the backstab damage, add the +2, add the 1d6 fire damage. apply all the damages to the defender separately because they could be immune to backstabs or resistant to fire or take half damage from piercing or who knows what all else.
[11:28:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> and do it all over again if they have an entirely different weapon in their off hand.
[11:29:35] <boru> Are you using state machines?
[11:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. never groked them really.
[11:32:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> combat's all going to be automated though. no user interaction except saying #fight crutchy
[11:33:42] <boru> Fair enough. Might've simplified that a bit, but I can't be certain.
[11:34:14] <crutchy> tmb, better make it #fite
[11:34:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thinkin
[11:34:25] <crutchy> cos real men fite
[11:35:08] * crutchy just whipped up a real simple test script. seems too simple
[11:35:13] <boru> Why not 21st-century-startup it? #fytr or some such.
[11:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to dump hits and misses and both into privmsg for the participants and #arena or something. don't wanna spam up whatever channel they do it from.
[11:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> not going to display all the math or damage numbers though
[11:36:36] <boru> For shame. Show your proofs!
[11:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> only to stdout while debugging.
[11:38:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now all that's working is stats rolling and race/class selection. no starting gear even cause i haven't started filling up the `items` table yet
[11:38:19] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, join rusty to #debug and let him spew to his hearts content
[11:38:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> might do that while testing him
[11:39:10] <crutchy> exec and x spew all sorts of shat there sometimes
[11:39:26] <crutchy> good for group debugging
[11:40:04] <crutchy> and interesting :p
[11:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout a quarter of the way done with combat i think. have the melee bits almost done. will still need to add spell casting and item usage logic.
[11:41:34] <boru> What are you writing it in?
[11:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna add a dagger in a minute as the only item in `items` so i can have a weapon with a damage formula to use in testing.
[11:41:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> rust
[11:41:45] <boru> Ah, interesting.
[11:42:08] <boru> I haven't played with Rust in a while. The last time I did, their compiler was segfaulting with feckless abandon. I should give it another look.
[11:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow was in perl but he was taking up too much ram to justify on the staff server. rust's a lot slower to develop in but it outputs wicked tight code compared to running a perl script.
[11:43:15] <boru> Makes sense.
[11:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> tried him in C for a while but me and off-by-one errors do not get along with each other.
[11:44:45] <boru> Heh. I posit that C is a poor choice for text processing; I write C, assembly for various ISAs and Forth, mostly, but for text processing, Perl and Awk are my go-to languages.
[11:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't overflow a char array and stomp all over ram in rust unless you deliberately use an "unsafe" block, which i haven't yet.
[11:45:51] <boru> Well, to be fair, C compilers for hosted implementations can compile in all sorts of protections against that sort of thing these days.
[11:45:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i'd still have him in perl if it weren't for rehash and mysql needing plenty of ram on boron. 60+MB is just too much to justify for a bot on a 2GB vm.
[11:46:11] <boru> Aye, agreed.
[11:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> now for fire-run-exit type scripting, perl is king. it's even not that terrible as mod_perl since shared memory n all.
[11:48:15] <boru> Dead on. What I can't do in ksh with Awk, I can do with Perl, and then some.
[11:52:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> remind me to recruit you for the dev team some time then. if you can tell a regex from a hole in the ground we can definitely make some use of you.
[11:53:27] * boru chuckles.
[11:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> the rust thing for MrPlow though, i just felt like learning a new language. kinda digging it really too. keeps me from making stupid mistakes that i have to figure out later.
[11:58:02] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 dunno who looks after the wiki lately but probably should have exec's wiki admin privs revoked since we don't need anti-spam script anymore cos wiki signup is by request only
[11:58:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, nobody does really.
[11:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> think most of the adminy types can but it mostly gets left alone.
[11:59:57] <boru> Yeah, good choice for something new. It reminds me a little bit of Ada, but that won't deter me from getting my feet wet with it again.
[12:00:32] <boru> D was the last time I stepped out of my comfort zone, and that reminded me of C++ before the committee lost their marbles.
[12:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, give it a shot. the curl library is in a pretty fucked up state currently but most of the rest of it is workable.
[12:01:28] <boru> Duly noted.
[12:02:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, hey, top of the hour. time for nicotine.
[12:02:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:02:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:02:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 47
[12:03:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cave Art Trove Found in Spain — 300m Underground - http://sylnt.us - Picture-That!
[12:06:50] <chromas> Yep. xev doesn't see the little stick thing, but it's there if I read the device node
[12:06:57] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, looks like exec may have permission to reset a users password, but my problem is that i didn't have a registered email address
[12:07:12] <chromas> tsk tsk
[12:07:19] <crutchy> :p
[12:07:52] <crutchy> ooh. there's a change email address tool
[12:07:58] <chromas> ooh, I didn't know they changed wiki signup. I'd wondered why there weren't no spamsies
[12:08:25] <crutchy> derp. its just the user change email page. not an admin thingy
[12:16:13] <crutchy> lol. i just logged in
[12:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[12:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> got lucky and remembered your password?
[12:16:41] <crutchy> hehe i got my own wiki password stored in a file too :D
[12:16:47] <crutchy> nah i'm not that smrt
[12:16:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake crutchy
[12:16:49] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a microaggression
[12:17:27] <chromas> exec needs keepassx integration
[12:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know you're supposed to write passwords down on post-its and stick them on the monitor. what's the matter with you?
[12:17:43] <crutchy> i keep losing stickynotes
[12:17:55] <chromas> LCDs don't have the post-it area the CRTS did
[12:17:56] <crutchy> they're a little too secure
[12:18:11] * crutchy sets an email address
[12:18:41] <chromas> fuse++
[12:18:41] <Bender> karma - fuse: 1
[12:21:58] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[12:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, cool. pared that down to something far less complex-looking at the expense of introducing more actual complexity.
[12:34:11] <crutchy> moar_complexity++
[12:34:11] <Bender> karma - moar_complexity: 3
[12:34:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> legibility is more important than simplicity.
[12:37:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe crap, i forgot about advantage and disadvantage
[12:41:31] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 check out http://wiki.soylentnews.org hopefully will at least have hyperlinks working by then. just gotta parse arthur's little story files to pull that out somehow
[12:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, advantage n disadvantage partially in. just gotta write a function to find out if they actually have it, which means i gotta write up the Player struct
[12:56:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, cool, that killed enough time that it's nicotine time again
[12:56:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:56:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:56:41] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 48
[13:10:13] * TheMightyBuzzard gets busy defining a mess of damage types
[13:34:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bad Weather May Explain Mongols Sudden Retreat from Hungary in 1242 - http://sylnt.us - See!-The-grass-is-NOT-greener-on-the-other-site!
[13:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, time to stop coding cause i got a wee boy wanting me to help him code a minecraft mod later and i don't wanna fry my brain for the day.
[13:51:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine time then some tv. see you lot later.
[13:52:15] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/storybot_submit.php
[13:52:17] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:52:17] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/storybot_submit.php"
[13:52:19] <crutchy> cya tmb o/
[13:52:33] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/wiki.php
[13:52:35] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:52:35] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/wiki.php"
[13:52:43] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/wiki_lib.php
[13:52:48] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:52:49] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/wiki_lib.php"
[13:53:08] <crutchy> ~submit-story list
[13:53:18] <crutchy> ~rehash
[13:53:27] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (156 aliases)
[13:53:39] <crutchy> ~submit-story list
[13:54:29] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 note sure why ~submit-story not responding. only thing that comes to mind is maybe a macro or something. been testing fine with x in #test
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[14:02:20] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[14:02:22] * exec cohesively farts a massive fart a flask of milo at crutchy
[14:02:26] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:02:30] * exec insatiably pesters a dumpster of confusement with TheMightyBuzzard
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[14:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[14:12:06] * exec unjustifiably embiggens a wad of red tape with cmn32480
[14:33:39] <Runaway1956> This just in: Putin intends to dominate the world with dolphins!! https://www.rt.com
[14:33:43] <Schwifty> ^ 03Who needs evidence? Putin teams up with dolphins for world domination (apparently) — RT News ( https://www.rt.com )
[14:34:01] <Runaway1956> ~gday all-deviants
[14:34:04] * exec diarrhetically postulates a C cup of feminists towards all-deviants
[14:35:53] <boru> Assuming, of course, the dolphins haven't perfected a human-dolphin hybrid to further their agenda to usurp mankind's dominance. Those godless killing machines.
[14:36:54] <Runaway1956> We might suspect that Putin is an example of their early model hybrid - wait for PutinII and PutinIII models.
[14:37:26] <Runaway1956> Those Roman Numerals don't look very much like Roman numerals . . .
[14:37:49] <boru> Comic sans?
[14:38:22] <Runaway1956> No, not the Russians - comic sans would probably be Japanese
[14:39:25] <boru> Or Swiss, if CERN presentations are anything to go by.
[14:40:44] <Runaway1956> Does a one-armed surfer girl qualify as a one-armed bandit?
[14:43:01] <boru> Banditry is indiscriminate.
[14:56:46] <cmn32480> off to the customer site... see y'all later
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[15:10:48] <Runaway1956> Wait - he's gonna do what to the customer's sight? Punch him in the eye? Huh?
[15:11:55] * Runaway1956 has discovered glances - does a lot of the same things that top or htop does
[15:14:01] <Runaway1956> Or, maybe not really - it has a pretty layout, but you can't select and kill stuff
[15:20:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw it then. killing stuff is awesome.
[15:20:38] <Runaway1956> I like to renice stuff randomly too - can't do that either
[15:22:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i never nice or renice anything. niceness is for pussies.
[15:23:16] <Runaway1956> That's why you have nice - so you can un-nice shit
[15:23:25] <Runaway1956> Or, de-gentrify it.
[15:24:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice is a tool of the SJWs. all processes should be run at -10
[15:24:42] <Runaway1956> all except DRM and other police-ware
[15:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> on linux? most all of the police-ware is YOUR police-ware. you get to be the tyrant of your own system, as it should be.
[15:26:45] <Runaway1956> It just occured to me - the Brits get their Brexit, but we don't have one? WTF? Texas has the right idea, let's all secede.
[15:27:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should split the country by time-zone and along the mason-dixon line.
[15:28:02] <Runaway1956> So, 8 smaller nations?
[15:28:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah. sounds good.
[15:28:24] <Runaway1956> And, California would be one of the smaller nations that way.
[15:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> the two not in the lower 48 can join whichever they like.
[15:29:07] <Runaway1956> 9 nations, I guess - Alaska would strike out on it's own
[15:29:39] <Runaway1956> They would probably invade Canada and Siberia, and take all the useless land that no one is willing to fight over
[15:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> somebody should.
[15:30:28] <Runaway1956> Then we would have another Russia . . . few people, useless land, but lots of oil
[15:30:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could roust up a Soylent army and do it ourselves. take maybe half a dozen of us with .22s
[15:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, screw the oil.
[15:31:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> they'd get pissy over the oil
[15:33:09] <Runaway1956> Half a dozen? What if they released their convicts to fight us?
[15:33:27] <Runaway1956> The convict population is bigger than their army
[15:33:48] <Runaway1956> errrr - wait - that's true of the US as well . . . . let me backtrack on that
[15:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> releasing convicts and expecting them to do what you want is silly anyway.
[15:35:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean they're kinda known for not doing what you want them to
[15:35:27] <Runaway1956> ~yawn
[15:35:54] <Runaway1956> #yawn
[15:36:02] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[15:36:02] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[15:36:21] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah . . . .
[15:36:33] <Runaway1956> me and my CRS
[15:37:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, bored
[15:39:28] * Runaway1956 wanders off to bed
[15:39:36] <Runaway1956> ~g'night soylent
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[20:44:22] <SirFinkus> entertain me #Soylent
[20:44:26] <SirFinkus> another shitty week
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