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[00:00:34] <Deucalion> I may or may not have known some women like that... look good, smell good... ultimately a disappointment. I'm sure that goes both ways for M and F... just giving my perspective before someone calls me a racist hermaphrodite or somesuch. :D
[00:02:37] <SirFinkus> fucking
[00:02:40] <SirFinkus> captain america
[00:02:46] <Runaway1956> Goes both ways for M and F? What about the other ~20 genders?
[00:02:47] <SirFinkus> he's running for his life
[00:02:53] <SirFinkus> has time to put on his mask
[00:04:13] <Runaway1956> Well, without the mask, he has no powers, right?
[00:04:19] <Runaway1956> Gotta be in uniform
[00:04:36] <SirFinkus> I dunno the lore, but he kicked plenty of ass before he put the mask on
[00:06:14] <Runaway1956> Lawyers are dumb fucks - now one says that Google's victory over Oracle endaners the GPL
[00:06:19] <Runaway1956> slashdot story
[00:06:59] <Runaway1956> Her statement is so much double speak
[00:07:06] <SirFinkus> LEVEL 6 HOMING PROGRAM
[00:07:13] <SirFinkus> AS SOON AS WE BOOT IT UP
[00:07:38] <SirFinkus> RUNNING A TRACER
[00:09:54] <Runaway1956> tron
[00:12:08] <SirFinkus> WHOEVER WROTE THE FILE MUST HAVE USED A ROUTER
[00:12:17] <cmn32480> End of lIne
[00:16:26] <Runaway1956> Ooops - troff
[00:23:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:23:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2615
[00:25:29] <Deucalion> ~gday crutchy
[00:25:31] * exec mistakenly scissors a blagoblag of feministing droppings for crutchy
[00:25:48] <crutchy> ~g'day Deucalion
[00:25:50] * exec faithfully sodomizes a kilobyte of baby batter with Deucalion
[00:26:18] <crutchy> wow. exec must be having a 'shitty' morning :p
[00:26:23] <Deucalion> exec is becoming almost as disturbed as Tama :/
[00:27:15] * crutchy gives exec a freedum sammich
[00:27:35] <crutchy> derp. guess i need to allow for that syntax too
[00:27:55] * crutchy puts a freedum sammich in exec
[00:27:57] * exec is now carrying a freedum sammich
[00:28:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Crowd-funded Body Augmentation Senses North - http://sylnt.us - finding-Santa-Claus
[00:32:59] * Deucalion puts a flask of tea in exec
[00:33:01] * exec is now carrying a flask of tea
[00:41:50] * Deucalion puts Satan in exec
[00:41:52] * exec is now carrying Satan
[00:42:17] * Deucalion puts all the Saints in exec
[00:42:18] * exec is now carrying all the saints
[00:42:38] * Deucalion puts all Mormons in exec
[00:42:39] * exec is now carrying all mormons
[00:43:13] <Deucalion> exec is surprisingly strong.... is there an Inventory weight limit?
[00:43:35] * Deucalion puts the universe in exec
[00:43:36] * exec is now carrying the universe
[00:44:07] * Deucalion puts the apocalypse in exec
[00:44:08] * exec is now carrying the apocalypse
[00:44:15] * Bytram|away puts the visible universe in exec
[00:44:16] * exec is now carrying the visible universe
[00:44:21] * Bytram|away puts the invisible universe in exec
[00:44:23] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[00:44:30] <Bytram|away> neener neener
[00:44:36] * Bytram puts the invisible universe in exec
[00:44:37] * Deucalion puts the pox in exec
[00:44:39] * exec is now carrying the invisible universe
[00:44:39] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[00:44:44] <Bytram> lol
[00:44:56] * Deucalion puts the pox in exec
[00:44:57] * Bytram puts exec in exec
[00:44:59] * exec is now carrying the pox
[00:44:59] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[00:45:05] <Deucalion> ewwwww
[00:45:15] * Bytram puts exec in exec
[00:45:16] * exec is now carrying exec
[00:45:31] * Deucalion puts the turtles in exec
[00:45:33] * exec is now carrying the turtles
[00:45:33] <Bytram> aha! a Klein Bottle, we have now!
[00:45:50] * Bytram puts exec in a klein bottle in exec
[00:45:52] * exec is now carrying exec in a klein bottle
[00:45:57] * Deucalion puts the recursion in exec
[00:45:59] * exec is now carrying the recursion
[00:46:10] <Bytram> Deucalion++ Touche!
[00:46:10] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 12
[00:46:30] <Bytram> btw, how do you *empty* exec?
[00:46:49] * Bytram pulls the invisible universe from exec
[00:47:02] <Bytram> nope, that didn't seem to work.
[00:47:05] <Deucalion> I have no idea...
[00:47:10] <Bytram> lol!
[00:47:17] <Deucalion> Not my bot
[00:47:25] * Bytram puts crutchy in exec
[00:47:27] * exec is now carrying crutchy
[00:47:37] <Bytram> he should be able to work things out from the inside, now!
[00:47:40] * Deucalion puts the Bytram in exec
[00:47:41] * exec is now carrying the bytram
[00:47:56] * Bytram needs a torch, is kinda dark in here
[00:48:23] * Deucalion puts The Freeman in exec
[00:48:24] * exec is now carrying The freeman
[00:48:30] * Bytram puts a supermassive black hole in exec
[00:48:32] * exec is now carrying a supermassive black hole
[00:48:39] * TheMightyBuzzard puts the x in exec
[00:48:42] * exec is now carrying the x
[00:48:43] <Bytram> that should at least get everything pulling together in one place
[00:48:50] * Deucalion puts TMB in exec
[00:48:53] * exec is now carrying TMB
[00:48:57] * Bytram puts cmn32480 in exec
[00:48:59] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[00:49:03] * Bytram puts cmn32480 in exec
[00:49:04] * Deucalion puts fooshes in exec
[00:49:08] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[00:49:09] * exec is now carrying cmn32480
[00:49:13] * Deucalion puts fooshes in exec
[00:49:16] * exec is now carrying fooshes
[00:49:28] * TheMightyBuzzard tackles exec
[00:49:29] <Bytram> between cmn32480 & crutchy one 'em is "bound" to find a way out!
[00:49:33] <Deucalion> Interesting it has rate-limiting :)
[00:50:18] <crutchy> Deucalion, rand(3,8)
[00:50:32] * Bytram puts rate-unlimiting into exec
[00:50:33] * exec is now carrying rate-unlimiting
[00:50:42] <Deucalion> Now I want the bot to be renamed Room101... "N puts X into Room101"
[00:51:01] * Bytram prefers "Room 222"
[00:51:09] <Deucalion> pft
[00:51:09] <crutchy> room 69
[00:51:55] * TheMightyBuzzard puts a fat chick into exec
[00:51:57] * exec is now carrying a fat chick
[00:52:11] * Bytram puts a rooster in exec
[00:52:12] * exec is now carrying a rooster
[00:52:52] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:52:53] <Schwifty> ^ 03Wiki: Room 222
[00:52:58] * Deucalion puts himself in exec
[00:53:00] * exec is now carrying himself
[00:53:15] * Deucalion puts turtles all the way down in exec
[00:53:17] * exec is now carrying turtles all the way down
[00:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, mostly done with sending and receiving items with RustyPlow. gotta write one more function in the morning.
[00:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> will get something like this:
[00:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##sign g,8,123,1
[00:55:10] <RustyPlow> g,8,123,1 2e447090a27968218c2caf85e47104d809c1a07402d8153cbdcd63bb4f3a2752b11a3e89bf0c0f6a259de8492fc2aa81dc1a696e910ed4bfb24197743efbc8d3
[00:56:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> either need a channel dedicated to message passing or a prefix for messages so we know they are messages
[00:57:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##youtube the weight
[00:57:04] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:57:05] <Schwifty> ^ 03Shawn Mendes - The Weight (Lyric Video) - YouTube
[00:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> no...
[00:57:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##youtube the weight the band
[00:57:18] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:57:19] <Schwifty> ^ 03The Weight - The Band (lyrics) - YouTube
[00:58:06] * TheMightyBuzzard puts a small, ugly dog into exec
[00:58:07] * exec is now carrying a small, ugly dog
[00:59:04] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, noice
[00:59:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> channel or message prefix?
[00:59:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly message prefix
[01:00:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> that way we can use /msgs and not get confusion going if we have more than two bots in the channel
[01:33:01] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 sneak is just about playable, but will probably just about need pulling a fresh copy of the repo since there are a few core and lib changes, as well as a fair few new files
[01:34:29] <Gravis_> "This particular concept, of a sensor that tells you true north, has arisen before" <-- it's magnetic north, not true north. https://soylentnews.org
[01:34:29] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03Error
[01:34:52] Gravis_ is now known as Gravis
[01:35:11] <Gravis> please fix it
[01:35:58] <crutchy> Gravis, depends on calibration
[01:36:15] <Gravis> "North Sense is a miniature Artificial Sense, vibrating each time it faces the Magnetic North" <-- see, not true north
[01:37:09] <crutchy> maybe the concept that has arisen before was for true north
[01:37:26] <crutchy> </troll>
[01:43:27] <crutchy> ~inventory
[01:43:31] <exec> http://ix.io
[01:44:43] <crutchy> ~eds
[01:44:45] <exec> editor ping for crutchy: janrinok LaminatorX n1 nick martyb Bytram Azrael mrcoolbp cmn32480 coolhand takyon bytram|away NotSanguine
[01:44:54] <crutchy> see Gravis above ^
[01:45:10] <Bytram> how do you know it does not have automatic adjustment for devlination?
[01:45:24] <Bytram> easy peasy if it has a GPS senso
[01:45:29] <Bytram> *sensor
[01:45:31] <crutchy> sounds the the sauce used magnetic
[01:45:51] <Bytram> prolly an iron-rich sauce
[01:46:08] <crutchy> damn. that might mean australia is the north pole
[01:46:39] <crutchy> at least its not oil-rich
[01:47:39] <Bytram> well, I've run into a slight problem with my browser; PM was taking up 4GB of ram; am waiting for it to shut down, but it's taking a while to extricate itself. could be a while before I can even look at the story
[01:49:30] <crutchy> yeah firefox has been pretty clumsy lately too, so not just pm
[02:03:55] <Bytram> PM seems to be choking while unwinding tls stuff; hard to tell. still chewing up a full CPU... almost no disk activity.
[02:04:15] <Bytram> break time
[02:04:19] <Bytram> biab; afk
[02:29:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpyBot "Anti-Beacon" Claims to Block Telemetry Issues Present in Windows 7/8/10 - http://sylnt.us - over-to-you
[03:06:00] * cmn32480 thinks that exec ought to have a pull all files function
[03:06:11] * cmn32480 bets crutchy disagrees!
[03:18:06] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[03:18:08] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 82°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 10 mph, humidity 56% - Saturday scattered showers (63°F:89°F), Sunday mostly cloudy (59°F:67°F), Monday rain (65°F:72°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (63°F:84°F)
[03:18:10] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[03:18:12] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 59°F, partly cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 87% - Saturday scattered showers (54°F:85°F), Sunday cloudy (51°F:58°F), Monday rain (58°F:74°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (56°F:79°F)
[03:18:14] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[03:18:16] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 56°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 72% - Saturday scattered showers (48°F:70°F), Sunday rain (49°F:54°F), Monday scattered showers (58°F:75°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (49°F:78°F)
[03:28:15] * cmn32480 yawns
[03:28:15] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into cmn32480's gaping mouth
[03:30:05] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:30:07] * exec insensitively farts a pinch of sweet tapioca at #soylent
[03:31:05] <Runaway1956> spelling error in the inventory - "a fat chick" - should be "a phat chick" - better yet "a phat broad"
[03:32:48] <Bytram|away> how do you check the inventory?
[03:33:11] <Bytram|away> ~invent
[03:33:17] <Bytram|away> ~list
[03:33:17] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[03:33:18] <exec> systemctl ~! ~activity ~addr ~api ~aur ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~fortune ~funding ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-feed ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~join ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse
[03:33:18] <exec> ~openthepodbaydoors ~part ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~staff ~submit ~submit-story ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs ~welcome ~wget ~youtube ~yt
[03:34:52] <Bytram|away> ~ls
[03:34:53] <exec> 13current path for bytram|away: /
[03:35:08] <Bytram|away> well, not gonna play around with it this late at night.
[03:35:17] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:35:19] * exec brazenly scissors a data stream of sweet onions for #Soylent
[04:01:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Faulty TLS Implementation Opens VISA Sites, Users to Attack - Help Net Security - http://sylnt.us - security-is-difficult,-but-not-that-difficult
[04:01:49] <Runaway1956> ~inventory
[04:01:51] <exec> http://ix.io
[04:02:24] <Runaway1956> ~tell Bytram ~inventory
[04:15:43] * SirFinkus wallows in self pity
[04:15:57] <SirFinkus> one of the best feeling, but least productive things to do
[04:16:06] <SirFinkus> but it's the weekend, so, why not?
[04:51:32] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 can do a pull all if you want
[04:52:35] <crutchy> SirFinkus, do you have gta vice city or something like that? running over grannies is an awesome way to cure self pity :p
[04:52:44] * crutchy should get that going again
[04:52:58] <SirFinkus> naw
[04:53:23] <SirFinkus> but a marathon commercial just cheered me up
[04:54:28] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:54:28] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03Marathon Gas Commercial 2010 - YouTube
[04:54:34] <SirFinkus> FUCK YEAH MURRICA
[05:10:08] <crutchy> ~g canyonaro
[05:10:10] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[05:49:12] * Runaway1956 shovels some self pity into SirFinkus wallow-pit
[05:50:15] <Runaway1956> Just don't be sitting on the furniture until you've had a shower
[05:50:22] <SirFinkus> blah
[05:50:56] * Runaway1956 is pirating the NEC because he can't find straight answers to simple questions
[05:51:15] <Runaway1956> NEC = National Electric Code
[05:51:59] <Runaway1956> could buy it directly, in PDF format, for 90 bucks, but hell, that's a month's pay out here in backwater nowhere
[05:52:22] * Runaway1956 never exaggerates
[05:53:41] <Runaway1956> Is it legal to run electrical conduit on top of a chain link fence? Simple question, yes? But, visiting electrical forums yields all kinds of answers that somehow miss actually answering the question.
[06:02:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Opera's Sale... Green Light is Given! - http://sylnt.us - did-the-fat-lady-sing?
[06:06:02] SoyGuest21378 is now known as NCommander
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[06:06:14] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v NCommander] by Aphrodite
[06:06:29] <NCommander> yo
[06:06:46] * NCommander wishes sometimes he could find the energy and/or motivation to work on SN :/
[06:10:10] <chromas> That's why you've got slaves ;)
[06:13:17] <SirFinkus> long time no see NCommander
[06:13:20] <SirFinkus> except firefighting
[06:20:33] <NCommander> SirFinkus, actually aside from briefly CPRing fluorine the other day, I didn't do much of anything
[06:20:50] <NCommander> It's nice having infrastructure that doesn't require constant babysitting
[06:20:59] * NCommander just redid a client's wordpress site to bring it to that happy medium
[06:21:01] <SirFinkus> well, cpr is pretty important
[06:21:08] <NCommander> I can't believe how fucked up the original config was
[06:21:14] <SirFinkus> a simple act that's pretty vital
[06:21:23] <NCommander> The previous admin decided to migrate *from* nginx to Apache for faster site performance
[06:21:29] <NCommander> Then used prefork+mod_php ...
[06:21:41] <NCommander> I was flabbergasted
[06:22:02] <NCommander> and varnish was actually setup in a way causing a net performance loss. How you do fuck up that badly
[06:22:16] <Runaway1956> we don't see much flabbergasting these days
[06:23:43] <NCommander> Yeah, I've had to clean up other people's messes before but still
[06:25:06] * Runaway1956 should download some networking guides and set up the rest of his RAID for NAS
[06:25:28] <Runaway1956> networking has always kicked my ass though
[06:27:13] <NCommander> I did score a nice contract recently helping a business with no embedded experience get up to speed with ARM cross-compilation
[07:07:54] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[07:33:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Wanda City" to Compete with Disney's Shanghai Theme Park - http://sylnt.us - doesit-have-any-goldfish?
[08:22:39] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[09:21:12] <crutchy> ~weather
[09:21:14] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 9°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 18 km/h, humidity 79% - Sunday partly cloudy (3°C:15°C), Monday partly cloudy (3°C:16°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (4°C:17°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (4°C:17°C)
[09:35:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World's Highest Glass Bridge in China to Include Three Crazy Swings - http://sylnt.us - Do-NOT-look-down
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[10:16:05] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:16:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2616
[10:19:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2617
[10:37:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##weather
[10:37:20] <RustyPlow> Today: Sunshine and clouds mixed. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 88F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny skies. High 89F. Winds light and variable.
[10:38:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishin weather for certain. gonna try and be fishin by noon.
[10:40:40] <Runaway1956> Ya gotta look at this, guys - http://www.ebay.com
[10:40:42] <Schwifty> ^ 03Ebotrade Tech Monday Magic Coffee Tea Mug Cup Ceramic Heat Sensitive Funny | eBay
[10:40:48] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[10:40:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2618
[10:41:13] <Runaway1956> coffee++ squared
[10:41:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2619
[10:41:51] <Runaway1956> Hell, it is probably worth the seven bucks - might get it for my boss
[10:43:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> +1 Informative
[10:43:58] <crutchy> Runaway1956++
[10:43:58] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 6
[10:44:34] <Runaway1956> I couldn't use that at work - I need something bright to find it - if it turned black, I could never see it unless it's sitting on top of my toolbox
[10:45:11] <crutchy> not a cubicle dweller eh
[10:45:32] <Runaway1956> Oh, hell no - I see a cubicle and I pity the poor people who live in them
[10:46:47] <crutchy> i'm mostly a cubicle dweller, but luckily my cubicle is fairly big
[10:46:54] <Runaway1956> We only have about a dozen cubicles where I work - six offices - it's a factory, where people work their fingers to the nubs
[10:47:08] <crutchy> noice
[10:47:10] <crutchy> factories++
[10:47:10] <Bender> karma - factories: 1
[10:47:38] <crutchy> i used to work at a factory, but there my cubicle was tiny
[10:47:58] <Runaway1956> Lest anyone get wrong ideas about what I do - I'm the maintenance guy who makes everything work, so the factory workers can keep working their fingers to the nubs
[10:48:51] <Runaway1956> Better to be in charge of things, 'cause things don't talk back like people do
[10:48:53] <crutchy> where i work now i've got maybe 6 square meters or so of desk space around 3 sides of me
[10:49:11] <crutchy> with enough room in the middle for a couple of people to wheel around
[10:49:17] <Runaway1956> and, if they do talk back, it's alright to smack it with an 18 inch crescent wrench
[10:49:22] <crutchy> lol
[10:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, INT(2) should be a big enough bitmask value for a "slots" column to decide where folks can equip a piece of gear
[10:49:40] <crutchy> better to do it with a 12 inch repopulating tool
[10:50:02] <Runaway1956> Well, is it alright if I fold it in half?
[10:50:15] <Runaway1956> that will give me 12 inch
[10:50:28] <crutchy> folding your repopulating tool in half!?
[10:50:32] * crutchy cringes at the thought
[10:50:41] <Runaway1956> Tell that one to CMN
[10:50:50] <crutchy> hahahaha
[10:50:54] <crutchy> yeah poor bastard
[10:51:35] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, tbh i was a bit confused by the schema. but i'm not sure exactly of the mechanics (yet)
[10:52:13] <crutchy> http://4.bp.blogspot.com
[10:52:27] <Runaway1956> It appears that my supplier of coffee mugs is going out of business - he's trying to sell the business - I need to order a bunch of them in the next few days . . .
[10:52:32] <Runaway1956> http://www.ebay.com
[10:52:33] <Schwifty> ^ 0312 oz Brand New Retro Thermo Serv Classic Insulated Travel Thermo Coffee Mugs | eBay
[10:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay. i'll splain it all once i get something working. isn't gonna be complex.
[10:52:54] <Runaway1956> Been drinking out of those mugs for at least 25 years now
[10:53:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.academy.com FTW
[10:53:53] <Schwifty> ^ 03YETI Rambler 30 oz. Tumbler with Lid | Academy
[10:54:45] <Runaway1956> 30 oz is rather large, but I could get used to it I guess
[10:54:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> these bitches will spoil yas.
[10:55:06] <Runaway1956> Those old Aladdin mugs fit in car cup holders is why I love them so much
[10:55:23] <Runaway1956> they don't tip over easily when sitting on a table, desk, toolbox, whatever
[10:55:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> get busy coding for an hour or two then remember to take a drink, still just as hot.
[10:56:06] <Runaway1956> Serious? Stays hot that long? About an hour mine is cooling, an hour and a half, to cool to drink, I gotta pop it in the microwave
[10:56:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, you can leave it full of ice cause you drank all the tea out of it one evening and it will still be full of ice in the morning.
[10:57:29] <Runaway1956> Dayum - gotta try one then
[10:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you the less full it is the quicker it's going to cool but i've NEVER had it go too cool to drink.
[10:58:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> they are epic cups of awesomeness +10
[10:58:34] <Runaway1956> Well, thermoses have been that way forever - my Stanley will keep coffee hot for two days, but once you open it and pour some out, it's only going to stay warm for a few hours
[10:59:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've had mine poured for an hour. it's got about 10oz out of it. it's still fresh out of the pot hot.
[11:00:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you gotta take care if you normally let it cool down from pot temperature before you drink it. i put a couple ice cubes in when i pour mine.
[11:01:23] * Runaway1956 admires various listings for Yeti on ebay
[11:02:06] * Runaway1956 heads back to Academy to see what else they have
[11:02:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> it basically is a thermos, just Yeti brand not Thermos brand. which is good cause Yeti makes a much better thermos.
[11:03:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> can get em here too: http://yeticoolers.com
[11:03:32] <Schwifty> ^ 03YETI Rambler 20 and 30 oz Drink Tumblers | YETI Coolers
[11:04:35] <Runaway1956> Dammit, Buzzard, you're gonna make me step into this 21st century, aintcha?
[11:05:17] <Runaway1956> double-wall vacuum insulation
[11:05:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> add ten bucks and you can get it laser etched: http://rambleron.com
[11:05:32] <Schwifty> ^ 03Rambler On is Your Exclusive Custom YETI Rambler Source - Rambler On
[11:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, only where coffee and pr0n are concerned. most other things are better the way they were.
[11:06:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Can Going Pink Draw More Female Hunters? - http://sylnt.us - as-long-as-it-looks-fabulous
[11:11:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:22:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> better
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[11:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, yer bot died
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[11:28:44] <x> teehee
[11:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:32:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i think ima switch RustyPlow over to MrPlow. the perl version don't have anything worth keeping over the rust version anymore. basically redtube search, battlestations, and blackuweather.
[11:32:56] <chromas> we need blacuwx
[11:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
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[11:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[11:33:08] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[11:33:22] <chromas> give RustyPlow the ability to execute external tools, like MrPlow scripts
[11:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> fek no. i am no giving a bot the ability to run shell commands on a SN box
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[11:36:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[11:36:21] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g
[11:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, dnd game... let people reroll their stats a few times or stick them with the first set of stats that gets rolled for them?
[11:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto choosing their class cause stats aren't going to be "put each roll where you want it"
[11:43:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[11:54:03] <crutchy> crutchy's wifey stole his puter
[11:54:10] <crutchy> bahahaha
[11:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas funny
[11:54:47] <crutchy> now to steal his pretty orange light filled keyboard for herself
[11:55:03] <crutchy> hahaha HIIIIII i'm crutchy's wife :D
[11:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy doesn't deserve a puter anyway. he should have to irc via phone.
[11:55:36] <crutchy> hahaha he doesn't know how to user a damn phone
[11:55:42] <crutchy> *use
[11:56:06] <crutchy> he's an engineer after all. they break shit more than anything
[11:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> true true
[11:56:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> best to keep him away from anything in the house that uses gas then. explosions are only fun if they happen outside.
[11:57:30] <crutchy> bahahaa you say that while he is cooking on the gas stove....shit i'm doomed
[11:58:47] <crutchy> byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeee *runs*
[11:59:15] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out for a smoke
[11:59:52] <crutchy> i see you met the missus
[12:00:08] <chromas> sure we did
[12:00:17] <chromas> we saw it was you drag, crutchy
[12:00:27] <chromas> Mrs. Crutchfire
[12:00:34] <chromas> s/u/o/
[12:00:34] <sedctl> <chromas> Mrs. Crotchfire
[12:00:52] <crutchy> *lights my crutch on fire*
[12:03:58] <crutchy> i chased her down to her throne room
[12:05:35] * chromas flushes
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[12:45:54] <crutchy> exec ded?
[12:46:31] <x> who is exec?
[12:46:41] <crutchy> your evil twin
[12:48:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya way ^^
[12:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> hour n a half ago roughly
[13:54:20] <Runaway1956> exec
[13:54:25] <Runaway1956> exec ded
[13:54:37] <Runaway1956> heh
[13:55:01] * crutchy puts a suicidal muffin in x
[13:55:02] * x is now carrying a suicidal muffin
[13:55:44] <crutchy> yay!
[13:56:03] <Runaway1956> x would probably prefer a stud muffin
[13:56:09] <crutchy> got mah little sort lambda callback thingy working :D
[13:56:36] <Runaway1956> ~inventory
[13:56:39] <x> http://ix.io
[13:57:20] <crutchy> see. i tested it at least twice before pushing it live :p
[13:57:38] <crutchy> what could go wrong?
[13:58:10] <crutchy> anyway. its 2 minutes to monday
[13:58:18] <crutchy> ~g'night folks
[13:58:19] * x fanatically farts a DD cup of $insert_beverage_here to folks
[13:58:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight crutchy
[13:58:27] * x prematurely drops a bathtub of skittles on crutchy
[13:58:47] <crutchy> hehe. x is lacking some of the more colorful stuff
[13:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[13:59:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i dunno, skittles are colorful
[13:59:15] <crutchy> hmm. true
[14:00:18] <crutchy> ~quit
[14:00:19] <x> successfully saved buckets file (18.5 kb)
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[14:00:40] <crutchy> don't wanna confuse things when exec joins
[14:02:11] <Runaway1956> deviant father, deviant son
[14:03:00] <Runaway1956> Did anyone notice that NASA now has a giant condom in orbit?
[14:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> in fact i did not. not that i particularly care what NASA puts in orbit.
[14:08:56] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[14:08:58] <Schwifty> ^ 03Indian man ‘bets’ wife on cricket match and loses — RT Viral ( https://www.rt.com )
[14:14:45] <chromas> he knew it would happen
[14:14:55] <chromas> he finally found a loophole
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[14:56:33] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - my bot's back alive
[14:58:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays
[14:58:28] <cmn32480> sorry... me was sleepin
[14:59:15] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:59:17] * exec casually shoves a mouthful of toilet water in TheMightyBuzzard
[15:00:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[15:00:04] * exec buttmagically imagines an exabyte of windows 7 with cmn32480
[15:00:12] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[15:00:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't decide if you won that one or not.
[15:00:51] <cmn32480> I dind't get toilet water... and Win 7 isn't so bad
[15:02:36] * cmn32480 yawns
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[15:04:20] <cmn32480> I'ma get coffee... dressed... and last minute stuff the wife wants for this afternoon
[15:04:25] <cmn32480> back later
[15:05:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
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[16:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> kewl, got character creation going on the unstable version of the bot
[16:08:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> race/class/stats anyway
[16:09:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishin time now
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[18:12:23] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[18:12:25] * exec unnecessarily flings a hammerfs volume of Debian at TheMightyBuzzard
[18:12:30] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[18:12:32] * exec figuratively hurls an ace archive of glass at cmn32480
[18:12:48] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[18:12:50] * exec insatiably fires a fat32 volume of hot wings at janrinok
[18:13:05] <janrinok> I knew you were lurking here somewhere ... sup?
[18:13:35] <cmn32480> actually jsut walked back in the house from dropping chairs at a neighbors
[18:13:41] <cmn32480> same old same old
[18:13:54] <janrinok> they having a party?
[18:14:02] <cmn32480> Memorial Day weekend
[18:14:06] <cmn32480> BBQ
[18:14:09] <cmn32480> ah
[18:14:11] <cmn32480> right
[18:14:15] <cmn32480> American Holiday
[18:14:34] <cmn32480> for remembering those who have made the ultimate sacrifice in protection of our freedoms
[18:14:35] <janrinok> yeah, we don't have that one over here, although in the UK it is a Bank Holiday
[18:14:56] <cmn32480> sure... probably because the American stock exchanges are closed
[18:15:10] <janrinok> which used to be known as Whitsuntide, but is now the 'late May Bank holiday
[18:16:05] <cmn32480> so hows things in your neck of the woods?
[18:16:07] <cmn32480> quiet?
[18:16:20] <cmn32480> least I hope so
[18:16:31] <janrinok> yes, had a quiet weekend but have technically overdone my contribution to the site :)
[18:16:43] <cmn32480> yes... that was noted
[18:16:52] <janrinok> but I had the spare time and I enjoyed it
[18:16:56] <cmn32480> in your permanent record it went
[18:17:13] <janrinok> as long as it goes towards my pay ...
[18:17:31] <cmn32480> "Janrinok is overdoing it again. It is our expectation that he shall be back in the hospital any moment now"
[18:17:55] <janrinok> lol
[18:18:05] <cmn32480> please... listen to the damn doctors. I know you know more then they do, but still
[18:18:27] <janrinok> as I said, I was doing nothing else, and I enjoyed it. I rest my case
[18:18:44] <cmn32480> it is the rest of you that needs resting.. not jkust your case
[18:19:04] <janrinok> my case is recovering fine, thank you!
[18:19:27] * cmn32480 mumbles somethign about knowing bullshit when he smells it
[18:19:42] <janrinok> how's the family
[18:19:49] * janrinok changes the subject quickly
[18:20:04] <cmn32480> they are good
[18:20:15] <cmn32480> the youngest is sleeping (she desperately needed a nap)
[18:20:28] <janrinok> and I take it that you are walking almost normally (for you, anyway)
[18:20:34] <cmn32480> the oldest is reading a book as his TV/videogame privileges have been revoked
[18:20:51] <janrinok> a hard lesson but one that he will remember#
[18:20:54] <cmn32480> and the middle one is dozing on the couch watching some cartoon that I have never heard of (and for that I am greatful)
[18:21:00] <cmn32480> no he won't
[18:21:05] <cmn32480> this happens monthly
[18:21:20] <janrinok> see, he remembers it for about 3 weeks or so
[18:21:26] <cmn32480> exactly
[18:21:37] <cmn32480> shame mwe aren't allowed to beat the children anymore
[18:22:04] <janrinok> no, that is not accurate. You are not allowed to be caught beating your children.
[18:22:13] <cmn32480> touche
[18:23:03] <janrinok> hide in the wardrobe at bedtime, and then, when they are well asleep, jump out and give each of them a slap. Swear blind it was the bogey man...
[18:23:28] <janrinok> I don't hear from my children nowadays - I wonder why?
[18:23:48] * cmn32480 shakes his head in wonderment
[18:24:31] <janrinok> I've been writing some python today, trying to stir up the old grey matter before I go back to working on Arthur
[18:25:31] <cmn32480> it isn't the same python that bit that guy in his ding-a-ling, is it?
[18:25:44] <janrinok> no, at least I hope not
[18:27:25] <janrinok> the subs queue is looking pretty sad, even for a Sunday.
[18:27:38] <cmn32480> and tomorrow is a holiday.. it's gonna get worse
[18:27:55] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy to finish the arthur submission thingy
[18:28:15] <janrinok> I'll try to sub something tomorrow, as it isn't a holiday here
[18:28:22] <cmn32480> take your time
[18:28:26] <cmn32480> I'll poke in tonight
[18:28:34] <cmn32480> hopefully the site will still be here
[18:29:33] <cmn32480> gotta run ebing paged
[18:29:49] <janrinok> cul8r
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[18:38:42] <SirFinkus> lol bbc america top gear
[18:38:53] <SirFinkus> with the generic public domain music
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