#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-28
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[01:16:27] <takyon> smething feels slow
[01:23:27] <SirFinkus> the instant I connect?
[01:23:30] <SirFinkus> that's not very nice
[01:24:19] <SirFinkus> I'm dogsitting again, so you get my patented live tv commentary
[01:24:27] <SirFinkus> omaha steaks commercial
[01:24:31] <SirFinkus> they really know their stuff
[01:24:47] <SirFinkus> guy cooking a steak, and pressing down on top of it, squeezing out all the juices
[01:25:09] <SirFinkus> there's a new channel this time too
[01:25:14] <SirFinkus> "the justice channel"
[01:25:50] <SirFinkus> it's not even in HD
[01:29:43] <chromas> No HD? That's not justice at all!
[01:30:32] <takyon> justice channel eh
[01:30:50] <takyon> I kinda know in the back of my mind what kind of content would be on there, but not exactly
[01:31:13] <SirFinkus> right now it's "border wars"
[01:31:29] <chromas> Do they have Law & Order reruns?
[01:31:50] <SirFinkus> not that I can see so far
[01:31:55] <SirFinkus> cold case files is next
[01:32:27] <takyon> mmmh justice porn
[01:32:32] <chromas> watch tv
[01:32:33] <takyon> SHOOT EM DEAD
[01:32:35] <chromas> watch mtv
[01:32:46] <chromas> see if they're showing laci green's giant juggs
[01:32:51] <takyon> #BlueLivesMatter
[01:33:25] * SirFinkus ponders a giant Deucalion rampaging a city godzilla style
[01:36:10] <takyon> as I'm about to ask if "the site seems crashed" it works suddenly
[01:38:28] <chromas> tmb has an alarm. maybe he hooked it to irc so the db restarts when we complain
[01:38:44] <SirFinkus> what about just complaining in general?
[01:39:17] <chromas> that restarts everything else
[01:42:10] <takyon> that would be too forward thinking of TMB
[01:42:14] <takyon> he is more reactionary
[01:42:44] <takyon> plus it would mean he has installed keyloggers on our machines
[01:43:02] <SirFinkus> oh god, another aspca commercial
[01:43:13] <takyon> is that the one with dogs looking reaaaally sad?
[01:43:20] <SirFinkus> "most of these dogs have not been held"
[01:43:21] <SirFinkus> dogs hate being held
[01:43:41] <takyon> wasn't there a study published ON THAT FUCKING SHIT THIS WEEK? DOGS DON'T LIKE TO BE HUGGED????
[01:44:04] <takyon> http://www.huffingtonpost.com
[01:44:05] <Schwifty> ^ 03Listen to What Your Dog Says! He Loves You, Not Your Hugs
[01:44:07] <SirFinkus> these are all little rat dogs
[01:44:07] <takyon> OMFG
[01:44:18] <SirFinkus> so I don't care that much
[01:44:27] <takyon> http://www.newindianexpress.com
[01:44:28] <Schwifty> ^ 03Feel like hugging your dog? please resist the urge -The New Indian Express
[01:45:39] <SirFinkus> the addiction advisor
[01:45:47] <SirFinkus> so do they help me find drugs?
[01:45:58] <takyon> hahhahahahahahaha
[01:46:06] <SirFinkus> "drink vodka, they can't smell that on your breath"
[01:46:11] <takyon> no the addiction advisor is like erowid.org
[01:46:16] <takyon> they just tell you what to ask your dealer for
[01:46:27] <SirFinkus> "narcotics load in the back"
[01:46:33] <SirFinkus> sounds hawt
[01:46:52] <takyon> i really want to be drinking with you in person and not over IRC
[01:47:13] <SirFinkus> if you're ever near seattle, I'm in
[01:47:31] <takyon> unlikely
[01:47:35] <SirFinkus> but I suspect you'll just be trying to take advantage of me
[01:47:46] <takyon> you should meet with MDC at a starbucks
[01:48:08] <SirFinkus> in fact, fuck you, you brought that up right after the narcotics load comment
[01:48:11] <SirFinkus> I don't trust you
[01:48:19] <SirFinkus> if I'm ever in portland, I'll have a beer with him
[01:48:25] <SirFinkus> should be interesting
[01:48:27] <takyon> ayyy.jpg
[01:48:42] <SirFinkus> maybe buy him some socks or something
[01:49:45] <takyon> the site is pretty slow and the comment counts aren't updating on admin.pl
[01:49:58] <cmn32480> I feel that we have to run this:
[01:50:00] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[01:50:01] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by : Thai toilet python bites man in the... uh...
[01:50:27] <SirFinkus> seems snappy to me
[01:50:29] * SirFinkus shrugs
[01:50:43] <chromas> snake-on-snake
[01:51:27] <cmn32480> from the snake-on-snake-viloence dept.
[01:51:44] <SirFinkus> man, border patrol looks fun as fuck
[01:51:45] <takyon> sounds like a reg headline
[01:51:52] <cmn32480> BBC
[01:51:53] <SirFinkus> riding around in the desert on atvs
[01:51:53] <takyon> do you get to shoot mexicans?
[01:52:06] <SirFinkus> tearing apart cars to look for drugs
[01:52:25] <SirFinkus> crawl though tunnels
[01:52:38] <SirFinkus> and all those DANK NUGZ
[01:52:40] <takyon> and then you get to use and sell the drugs
[01:52:48] <takyon> because law enforcement is above the law
[01:53:11] <takyon> fuck this shit is so slow I'm sure I'm about to double post a submission
[01:53:15] <takyon> if I click the Save button again
[01:53:36] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:53:36] <Schwifty> ^ 03Dredd speech - I Am the Law (HD) BEST QUALITY - YouTube
[01:53:51] <takyon> it worked somehow
[01:53:59] <SirFinkus> HAHAHAHAHA
[01:54:01] <SirFinkus> THE CAR CANE
[01:54:23] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:54:24] <Schwifty> ^ 03Car Cane - As Seen on TV - YouTube
[01:54:36] <takyon> am I tripping or did we not get our mod points for the day?
[01:54:51] <takyon> I thought I spent them before the rollover, but I still have 0
[01:54:53] <cmn32480> tripping
[01:55:40] <SirFinkus> bonus, one of the guys looks a bit like the shat
[01:55:54] <takyon> shatner or shat his pants?
[01:56:00] <SirFinkus> shatner
[02:03:04] <SirFinkus> oooh, TNG is on
[02:03:23] <takyon> galactic justice?
[02:04:09] <SirFinkus> oh boy, a holodeck episode
[02:04:13] <SirFinkus> just shoot me instead
[02:04:39] <takyon> it's a sneak preview of your upcoming VR lifestyle
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[02:05:06] <chromas> they shoulda used the holodeck to replay episodes of tos
[02:05:22] <chromas> they could fight over who gets to be Kirk
[02:05:34] <chromas> or has to be
[02:05:44] <takyon> too meta
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[02:06:10] <takyon> no fooling our eyes
[02:06:15] <takyon> we know what you really are
[02:06:33] <chromas> go back to the late 20th century and experience sci-fi tv
[02:06:43] <chromas> jasassinated
[02:06:57] <takyon> go back to the early 21st century and experience SyFy channel
[02:07:18] <takyon> if you go early enough you can catch Stargate SG-1, too late and it's all wrestling
[02:07:54] <SirFinkus> shit, now I want to watch shitty scifi original movies
[02:07:58] <SirFinkus> those were the greatest
[02:08:04] <takyon> sharkaconda
[02:08:13] <takyon> made that one up
[02:08:15] <SirFinkus> no, that's too high brow
[02:08:19] <takyon> I liked the Man With The Screaming Brain
[02:08:22] <chromas> ooh, syfy's a comcast channel; no wonder it's ruined
[02:08:40] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:08:40] <Schwifty> ^ 03Wiki: List of Sci Fi Pictures original films
[02:08:49] <SirFinkus> all of these looks fantastic
[02:08:58] <takyon> holy shit
[02:09:12] <takyon> if Sharknado isn't on that list I'll have to link the other list
[02:09:21] <takyon> it is apparently
[02:09:31] <takyon> I'm not sure it really counts as a Sci-Fi original film
[02:09:40] <SirFinkus> ss doomtrooper
[02:09:46] <takyon> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:09:46] <Schwifty> ^ 03Wiki: Man with the Screaming Brain
[02:10:46] <takyon> I want to watch these Dragon related ones
[02:13:10] <SirFinkus> speaking of dreck, new top gear soon
[02:13:31] <SirFinkus> without the three things that made top gear top gear
[02:18:46] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[02:18:46] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[02:22:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, anyone getting 500s?
[02:23:13] <chromas> no
[02:23:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good
[02:23:42] <chromas> takyon was pulsing about slowness though earlier
[02:24:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, of course i have keyloggers on your machines. and stop wiping boogers under your keyboard tray.
[02:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's just gross.
[02:25:18] <chromas> He's just saving them for later, like gumwads
[02:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, well that's fine then
[02:25:42] <chromas> But yeah, it's totally gross. Use a tray
[02:25:59] <chromas> Don't store food under the keyboard
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[03:03:58] <NigsForTrump> Well, that was lame.
[03:04:27] <NigsForTrump> It had its moments and was worth going to, but the cops' show of force near the end shut both sides down pretty quickly.
[03:04:45] <NigsForTrump> I'll get you some pics and vids in approximately 5 minuters.
[03:04:55] NigsForTrump is now known as NigsForTrump|NUT
[03:12:09] <crutchy> US politics is getting boring now that the race has been weeded down to trump and hillary
[03:12:24] <crutchy> need something else to distract the masses
[03:24:02] <NigsForTrump|NUT> it was worth going to, if you went to the Tin Fish and saw the whole thing drinking beers from an outdoor patiol.
[03:24:10] NigsForTrump|NUT is now known as NigsForTrump
[03:24:17] <NigsForTrump> But unfortunately, no ultra-violence.
[03:24:29] <NigsForTrump> Let me share some pics and vids I took with you all:
[03:28:03] <NigsForTrump> This is why nobody acted the fool after a certain time.
[03:29:01] <NigsForTrump> http://i.imgur.com
[03:29:25] <NigsForTrump> This is when the cops formed a barricade and started closing in on the protest
[03:30:26] <NigsForTrump> http://i.imgur.com
[03:31:21] <NigsForTrump> Funny Trump Supporter
[03:31:22] <NigsForTrump> http://i.imgur.com
[03:32:14] <NigsForTrump> Cool Trump Supporters
[03:32:16] <NigsForTrump> http://i.imgur.com
[03:32:37] <NigsForTrump> (one of those dudes fought a hipster faggot when shit got hairy later)
[03:33:19] <NigsForTrump> Beaners:
[03:34:00] <NigsForTrump> http://i.imgur.com
[03:34:11] <NigsForTrump> Pro-beaner Bernie supporters:
[03:35:02] <NigsForTrump> http://i.imgur.com
[03:35:19] <NigsForTrump> Now vetting the vids for coolness
[03:36:21] <crutchy> yeah your cops really are trained pussies
[03:36:35] <crutchy> shoot first, ask questions later
[03:37:45] <NigsForTrump> They had trea gas grenate launches armed and ready
[03:38:13] <NigsForTrump> the green militarized cops at the rear flank you can see in the pics. They had the gas ready to go and all cops and sherrifs had gas masks.
[03:39:09] <takyon> hey
[03:39:16] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:39:16] <takyon> are you going to put that shit on your journal
[03:39:18] <crutchy> lmao
[03:39:18] <Schwifty> ^ 03Aussie Cops Vs Grandma - YouTube
[03:39:24] <crutchy> some people are dumb
[03:39:38] <crutchy> cop: "you don't have any rights"
[03:39:45] <crutchy> and he's right
[03:39:51] <crutchy> silly granny
[03:40:00] <takyon> at least in America we have rights that the cops can ignore
[03:40:07] <takyon> Australia is just a bunch of prisoners
[03:40:14] <crutchy> yeah
[03:40:15] <takyon> and buttpirates like crutchy
[03:40:31] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[03:40:32] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN article: Oz Drops Three Strikes Plan 04(5 comments)
[03:40:35] <crutchy> we just have one big arse cell
[03:41:04] <takyon> TheMightyBuzzard
[03:41:20] <crutchy> lol
[03:41:23] <takyon> comment counts aren't updating on admin.pl, which is a clear sign that the database/site is shit
[03:41:26] <crutchy> i missed that one
[03:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell man, i'm trying to sleep off a drunk
[03:41:56] <takyon> implying i'm not as drunk
[03:42:15] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, damn dude i missed your story
[03:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> fluorine's currently broke and it runs slashd which updates the comment counts. give it a few, pj is on it.
[03:42:22] <takyon> i gotta do some bs in the morning so i have to take melatonin and sleep right now
[03:42:29] <takyon> later
[03:42:38] <NigsForTrump> I'm not sure I can post at all in the discussion, journal or not.
[03:42:43] <NigsForTrump> Best not to try.
[03:42:54] <takyon> just link your photos at imgur in your journal
[03:42:59] <takyon> you're a grown man, you can figure it out
[03:43:15] <NigsForTrump> Hahahah
[03:43:50] <NigsForTrump> Eh, fug the videos.
[03:44:11] <NigsForTrump> Just some mildly amusing footage of trump supporters talking shit to anti-trumps on the streets.
[03:44:50] <crutchy> takyon, https://soylentnews.org
[03:44:50] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[03:45:00] <NigsForTrump> At least the cops made Mexicans look like bitches
[03:45:05] <crutchy> oh damn i forgot to login :|
[03:45:11] <crutchy> woops
[03:45:12] <NigsForTrump> they turned around and fled right when the cops started marching at them.
[03:45:35] <takyon> I just took 18mg of melatonin
[03:45:40] <takyon> that's a new one for me
[03:45:52] <takyon> if I don't respond by noon assume I'm dead
[03:46:11] <NigsForTrump> You'll be good. And well-rested
[03:46:52] <crutchy> NigsForTrump, https://www.youtube.com
[03:46:54] <Schwifty> ^ 03Aussie Cops - Sit Down and Shut Up - YouTube
[03:46:55] <NigsForTrump> Honestly I don;'t know why melatonin manufactureers are squeamish about the 5mg/day guideline.
[03:47:32] <takyon> I took 6x3mg
[03:47:39] <crutchy> probably just to cover their arses
[03:47:42] <NigsForTrump> It's one of those drugs like weed, where a lot makes you tired, but it;s impossible to overdose onnit.
[03:48:09] <takyon> melatonin is produced by your body and regulates the 24h sleep cycle, so I would be shocked if it killed anybody
[03:48:13] <takyon> shocked or dead
[03:48:16] <NigsForTrump> It's probably because some stupid already-lazy fuck will take it during the daytime before their shift operating heavy machinery.
[03:48:39] <takyon> yeah
[03:48:44] <NigsForTrump> Fall asleep in front of the crane, and drop a fat pallet on a bunch of cheap Mexicans
[03:49:03] <takyon> http://www.poison.org
[03:49:04] <Schwifty> ^ 03Melatonin
[03:49:41] <NigsForTrump> I've worked at the shipyards, man. As long as you're at the yard, there are fat heavy pallets swinging on cranes a hundred feet above your head.
[03:50:10] <takyon> sidebar on the right says you can take a 100mg even as a granny and live
[03:50:20] <takyon> seeya later eth
[03:50:24] <NigsForTrump> Melatonin is bad, it does what a lot of nasty prescription drugs do, and takes away their profits!
[03:50:26] <takyon> I will be looking for that journal for laughs
[03:50:48] <NigsForTrump> I don't do posting. I'm too tired to do anything serious right now.
[03:50:53] <NigsForTrump> Tired, angry
[03:50:59] <takyon> like tomorrow though
[03:51:12] <NigsForTrump> Maybe after I see a few vids of jews getting beat
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[04:01:15] <paulej72> Was NigsForTrump Eth?
[04:12:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oz Drops Three Strikes Plan - http://sylnt.us - it-will-be-back || Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape and a Tech Billionaire's Revenge on Gawker - http://sylnt.us - best-justice-money-can-buy
[04:16:08] <paulej72> ahh rss feeds have been updated
[04:54:08] <Gravis> please do not use slang in the titles. it's Australia, not "Oz". https://soylentnews.org
[04:54:08] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03SN article: Oz Drops Three Strikes Plan 04(5 comments)
[04:59:49] <crutchy> paulej72, yeah that was eth
[05:00:13] <paulej72> Gravis: are you sure, it could be about: http://www.imdb.com
[05:00:14] <crutchy> and i don't think any ozzies would be offended by such slang
[05:00:14] <Schwifty> ^ 03Oz (TV Series 1997–2003) - IMDb
[05:00:31] <crutchy> australia is full of wizards :p
[05:01:10] <Bytram|away> well, there's also a 'wizard' in the states who just fixed the title; should see it before too long. =)
[05:01:37] <crutchy> ahoy! Bytram|away o/
[05:01:43] <crutchy> ~rps s
[05:01:44] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[05:02:42] <Bytram|away> do note this wizard is extremely tired
[05:02:49] <Bytram|away> crutchy: ahoy!
[05:02:51] <crutchy> ~time boston
[05:02:51] <paulej72> night all. it's past my bed time and since the servers are now working I think I should get to bed
[05:02:53] <exec> Saturday, 28 May 2016 @ 1:02 am EDT - Boston, MA, USA
[05:02:58] <crutchy> oh wow
[05:03:03] <Bytram|away> paulej72++
[05:03:03] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 209
[05:03:04] <paulej72> ~time
[05:03:04] <crutchy> late night
[05:03:07] <exec> Saturday, 28 May 2016 @ 1:03 am EDT - Princeton, NJ, USA
[05:03:30] * crutchy was up till about 12.30am last night
[05:03:42] <crutchy> 1am is probably ok on a weekend i guess
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[05:04:12] <Bytram|away> cept I'm sposed to be at work at 0900
[05:04:19] <paulej72> sure since it is a Holiday weekend
[05:04:42] <paulej72> Federal holiday on Monday. Memorial day
[05:05:08] <Bytram|away> for some people; friday was the 1st day of a six-day stretch for me
[05:06:46] <paulej72> ok I really need to get to bed. bye all
[05:07:22] <Bytram|away> paulej72: many thanks! really appreciate your popping in to help with everything else that is on your plate!
[05:08:22] <Bytram|away> and it is time for me to go, too.
[05:08:34] <Bytram|away> ttfn!
[05:13:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Major Cell Phone Radiation Study Reignites Cancer Questions - http://sylnt.us - back-to-a-bag-phone
[05:43:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australia Drops Three Strikes Plan - http://sylnt.us - it-will-be-back
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[06:41:32] <FUKOFF> CHEESE AND EARWIGS
[06:41:39] <FUKOFF> VAGINAL LICE
[06:42:05] <FUKOFF> FUCK...VAGINAL LICE!
[06:42:09] <FUKOFF> HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
[06:42:45] <FUKOFF> FUCK....SUNDAY_NIGHTS!
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[07:14:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Antarctic Fossils Reveal Creatures Weren't Safer in the South During Dinosaur Extinction - http://sylnt.us - no-place-to-hide
[08:46:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Archaeologists and Geographers Team to Predict Locations of Ancient Buddhist Sites - http://sylnt.us - edumacated-guesses
[09:38:22] <Subsentient> mmm, cheese and earwigs...
[09:38:39] * Subsentient cooks up some cheesy earwigs for TheMightyBuzzard
[09:55:13] <chromas> That's not breakfast food!
[09:56:38] <chromas> Needs some earwig eggs and earwig salsa
[10:17:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former Microsoft Chief Technologist Criticizes NASA - http://sylnt.us - think-before-you-criticize
[10:26:20] <chromas> ~define persons
[10:26:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03people: If you don't know what they are I suggest you get out more.
[10:27:40] <chromas> outside--
[10:27:40] <Bender> karma - outside: -2
[10:27:54] <chromas> coffeE--
[10:27:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2613
[10:28:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:28:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2614
[10:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##smake chromas
[10:28:37] * RustyPlow smakes chromas upside the head with clippy
[10:29:03] * chromas installs microsoft bob in RustyPlow
[10:29:32] <chromas> RustyPlow!bob@microsoft.com
[10:33:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> !?
[10:33:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nooooes! i haven't touched vb6 in forever!
[10:34:19] <chromas> Weren't you talking about porting rehash over to it?
[10:34:37] * chromas imagines the title bar will say Form1
[10:36:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm thinking of just rewriting rehash as shell scripts
[10:50:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##g crutchy's mom
[10:50:21] <RustyPlow> http://www.pajiba.com - "Sep 29, 2011 ... \"Let's Soak 'Em For Crutchy! ... Pajiba Dirty Talk: A Kiss is Just a Kiss | The \"How I Met Your Mother\" Blooper Reel Features The Lewd Antics Of ..."
[10:50:22] <Schwifty> ^ 03"Let's Soak 'Em For Crutchy!": Five Reasons Why Newsies Lives On
[10:53:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[10:53:44] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[11:13:27] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v TheMightyBuzzard] by Aphrodite
[11:19:35] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:19:35] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:22:34] <chromas> ##redtube gaping
[11:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> don think ima put redtube in on RustyPlow
[11:30:58] <chromas> ♪Why is the redtube red?♫
[11:32:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i may whoop up a 5e dnd sparring game
[11:37:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[11:37:07] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[11:37:10] <chromas> dnd-over-irc
[11:37:37] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[11:37:37] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[11:40:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly just sparring between users. no dungeon delving.
[11:40:41] <chromas> aw
[11:48:00] <crutchy> chromas, remember mattie_p's dnd thing?
[11:48:17] <chromas> no :(
[11:48:27] <crutchy> he had a mud bot
[11:48:33] <crutchy> i think its in the wiki
[11:48:34] <chromas> oh yeah
[11:48:38] <crutchy> [[IRC:Bots]]
[11:48:42] <chromas> it had a relay or somethin' too right
[11:48:47] <crutchy> yeah
[11:48:53] <crutchy> [[IRC]]
[11:49:02] <crutchy> bugger. think i might've disabled that
[11:49:19] <chromas> we need our bots to have inventories and stuff so we can use them to play rpgs :D
[11:49:25] <crutchy> lol
[11:49:33] <crutchy> i'm sorta working on that for exec :p
[11:50:04] <crutchy> oh you mean like tama inventory?
[11:50:38] * crutchy could probably copy exec's g'day script and adapt it for inventory
[11:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, bots should run stores
[11:57:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> buy n sell lewtz
[11:57:31] <chromas> NPCbot
[11:58:00] * crutchy is bashing together a bodgy inventory script now
[12:01:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, we're gonna need some ibc happening if you get to use inventory gained from exec in RustyPlow fights
[12:02:09] <chromas> #dbus :D
[12:02:28] <crutchy> ooh eyah could set up a speshul channel just for ibc
[12:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> could just use msgs
[12:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> sign em crypto style
[12:04:45] <crutchy> ooh. under the table deals
[12:04:48] * TheMightyBuzzard watches a guy shoot watermelons with sodium and potassium bullets
[12:05:16] <crutchy> maybe we could eventually have a #bot_stock_market channel
[12:05:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'd all end up in jail for insider trading
[12:05:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> or have to send the bots to a chroot jail or something
[12:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, watermelon go kerblooie
[12:07:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##youtube shooting watermelons with exploding sodium bullets
[12:07:40] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:07:40] <Schwifty> ^ 03Shooting Watermelons with 'Exploding' Sodium Bullets! - YouTube
[12:18:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evidence of Ice Age at Martian North Pole - http://sylnt.us - blame-the-acorn
[12:20:12] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders how to lay out inventory for players
[12:23:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> one sql table? uid INT, item INT, slot INT probably.
[12:24:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no. uid INT, item INT, slot INT, quantity INT
[12:25:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> have things go to the backpack, slot 0, by default and make people equip them themselves
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[12:26:16] * TheMightyBuzzard waves at nick as he slips out for a smoke
[12:26:43] * nick waves at tmb as he slips in for a smoke
[12:29:19] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/inventory.php
[12:29:21] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[12:29:21] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/inventory.php"
[12:29:27] <crutchy> ~rehash
[12:29:39] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (154 aliases)
[12:29:51] * crutchy shoves a donut in exec
[12:29:52] * exec is now carrying a donut
[12:30:00] <crutchy> ~inventory
[12:30:04] <exec> http://ix.io
[12:30:18] <crutchy> simple inventory done :D
[12:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you designing player inventory or bot inventory or what?
[12:34:52] <crutchy> that one is just a bot inventory, kinda like tama's in #
[12:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause if you wanted to run a shop n a bank that'd be tight
[12:35:20] <crutchy> i can develop it further. it doesn't do much other than store shit at the moment
[12:35:33] <crutchy> what do you mean shop?
[12:35:40] <crutchy> like monopoly?
[12:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> sell lewtz, buy lewtz other people sold, have a standard stock.
[12:36:03] <chromas> where players can spend their internets on increasing their inventories
[12:36:09] <crutchy> hmm
[12:36:24] <crutchy> sounds interesting
[12:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a bank to store shat/coin you own
[12:36:35] <crutchy> how do we earn internets?
[12:36:40] * crutchy takes notes
[12:36:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/coin/internets/
[12:36:50] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> and a bank to store shat/intertubess you own
[12:36:54] <chromas> rob the bank
[12:36:59] <crutchy> lol
[12:37:16] <crutchy> hahaha forgot about that feature of sedbot
[12:37:31] <crutchy> s/sedbot/internet/
[12:37:31] <sedctl> <crutchy> hahaha forgot about that feature of blagoblag
[12:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that should be an option for thieves. so should going to chroot jail for getting caught.
[12:38:02] <chromas> and burying things in the ground
[12:38:05] <crutchy> maybe gotta guess a combination to rob the bank, and there's a random chance that you get caught
[12:38:09] <chromas> then other people an spy and steal it
[12:38:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i was gonna have thieves get a chance to nick stuff during fights anyway
[12:39:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus a use for a bank
[12:39:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll track player carried inventory
[12:40:07] * chromas puts on his eye of the jew amulet with +15 to Haggle skill
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[12:40:26] <crutchy> so we need a per nick inventory first i guess
[12:40:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> pass it off to exec when sold/banked, get it passed to me when bought.
[12:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. make it nick-dependant
[12:40:45] <crutchy> or rather, per hostname bank
[12:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, dynamic ip would hose that.
[12:41:13] <crutchy> hmm
[12:41:18] <crutchy> per nickserv account bank
[12:41:25] <chromas> if you don't login then you just get to spectate
[12:41:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick'll work. if you can't be arsed to log in to nickserv you deserve to get your shat stole.
[12:41:49] <crutchy> lol
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[12:42:12] * crutchy creates wildwest.php
[12:42:40] <paulej72> !moo
[12:42:44] * TheMightyBuzzard creates a player inventory table
[12:42:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday paulej72
[12:42:55] * exec crutchyly generates a small script that substitutes a fat16 volume of sorrow for paulej72
[12:43:22] <crutchy> maybe RustyPlow should be the bank. you seem to have a better idea of the mechanics than me
[12:43:37] <crutchy> ~g'day paulej72
[12:43:39] * exec insensitively blows a dong of tofurkey at paulej72
[12:43:58] <crutchy> wtf is tofurkey?
[12:44:28] <paulej72> tofu in the shape and somewhat texture of turkey
[12:44:35] <crutchy> heh
[12:45:13] <paulej72> flavored with real turkey juices :)
[12:47:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, just set up some kind of storage with uid, itemid, and count fields.
[12:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> tofurkey offends me. plants produce oxygen, why would you eat them? you're destroying the planet!
[12:48:48] <chromas> #tofiggered
[12:50:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> beans especially. you take something that produces oxygen and use it to produce methane? on purpose?
[12:50:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse me, gotta make coffee
[12:50:39] <chromas> topical
[12:50:42] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, something like this mebe?
[12:50:44] <crutchy> CREATE TABLE `exec_irc_bot`.`bank` (
[12:50:44] <crutchy> `itemid` integer unsigned NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
[12:50:44] <crutchy> `description` varchar(100) NOT NULL,
[12:50:44] <crutchy> `uid` varchar(100) NOT NULL,
[12:50:44] <crutchy> `count` integer unsigned NOT NULL,
[12:50:45] <crutchy> PRIMARY KEY (`itemid`),
[12:50:47] <crutchy> INDEX `uid` (`uid` ASC)
[12:50:49] <crutchy> ) ENGINE=InnoDB AUTO_INCREMENT=1;
[12:52:02] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/inventory.php
[12:52:04] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[12:52:04] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/inventory.php"
[12:52:13] <crutchy> ~rehash
[12:52:25] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (154 aliases)
[12:52:47] <crutchy> bug fix and mandated random delay
[12:52:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> not quite, gimme a sec.
[12:53:47] * crutchy needs a hot chocolate
[12:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> here's what i just did for personal inventory: create table player_inventory(uid INT(8), itemid INT(8), slot INT(2), count INT(8));
[12:56:02] <chromas> Wouldn't the bank just be the same table again?
[12:57:26] <crutchy> i dunno
[12:57:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, for you: CREATE TABLE exec_irc_bot.bank(uid INT(8), itemid INT(8), count INT(8), INDEX uid (uid ASC));
[12:57:31] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[12:57:38] <chromas> or maybe the bank needs to track transactions :D
[12:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't need "slot" column
[12:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> "internets"(coin) could just be itemid 0 or whatever
[13:00:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> normally i'd say UNSIGNED but the sqlite library for rust can't pull values from a db in as unsigned. gotta be signed when you read them.
[13:01:16] <chromas> this way we can have debt
[13:01:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, true.
[13:01:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> and loan sharking by the bank.
[13:01:50] <chromas> does rust have typecasting?
[13:01:51] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[13:01:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yeah.
[13:02:14] <crutchy> lol oops
[13:02:22] <crutchy> put that condition in the wrong spot
[13:02:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> could store it as a TEXT/VARCHAR and parse it as an unsigned int.
[13:02:25] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[13:03:07] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/inventory.php
[13:03:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> but now that i think about it i kinda like the idea of debt being viable
[13:03:10] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:03:10] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/inventory.php"
[13:03:22] <crutchy> sorry about that
[13:03:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm? oh, no worries.
[13:04:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm now what all functions am i gonna need...
[13:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> move_item_internal to switch things from one slot to another, like your pack to your right hand.... move_item_external to move an item to the bank/store/another player
[13:06:34] <chromas> my right hand is busy. try again later
[13:07:17] <chromas> Where do we get items 'n' stuff without wandering a map?
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[13:07:52] <crutchy> chromas, i'm sorta building an engine for that sorta game lately
[13:07:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the store for starters.
[13:08:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> also starting gear.
[13:08:13] <chromas> do we spend soylent karmas?
[13:08:20] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/inventory.php
[13:08:22] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:08:23] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/inventory.php"
[13:08:43] <chromas> are there sockets and item upgrades?
[13:08:52] * chromas demands all features of every rpg ever
[13:08:56] <crutchy> lol
[13:09:05] <crutchy> rpgctl
[13:10:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna need a cryptographic signature for messages between bots so nobody can have 30s of ability to hack before nickserv kicks them to soycow
[13:10:25] * crutchy realises that all the work he's put into fucking around with a data server could have probably just been replaced with a simple mysql table
[13:10:45] <crutchy> hmm. but then it would be lacking complexity
[13:10:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly but where's the fun in that?
[13:10:50] <crutchy> yeah
[13:10:53] <crutchy> complexity++
[13:10:53] <Bender> karma - complexity: 2
[13:11:39] * crutchy inserts tama into exec
[13:11:40] * exec is now carrying tama
[13:12:51] * chromas docks a napoleon bonerfart inside of exec
[13:13:00] <crutchy> ooh
[13:13:06] <crutchy> need to add prepositions for that
[13:13:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> so... hrm... sha512 hash of a secretly shared key and the message or do we need to go full PKE?
[13:14:28] <crutchy> hmm. we'd better invent our own crypto currency. otherwise people won't think we're cool
[13:14:41] <crutchy> buttcoin
[13:14:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> think that's already taken
[13:15:03] <crutchy> damn
[13:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> wombatcoin
[13:15:15] <crutchy> dogartcoin
[13:15:23] <crutchy> *dogfartcoin
[13:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> gimmeyocoin
[13:15:38] <takyon> bogartcoin
[13:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> flipacoin
[13:16:00] <crutchy> humphreybpedobearcoin
[13:16:14] * chromas takes all y'alls gimmeyocoins and leaves a trail of dindus
[13:17:29] <takyon> dindu muffins?
[13:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmm muffins
[13:18:03] <takyon> don't forget to check out this article in 11 hours: https://soylentnews.org
[13:18:04] <Schwifty> ^ 03Error
[13:18:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> har har, yall suckers can't look.
[13:18:38] * chromas kicks the bot
[13:18:45] <chromas> it used to ignore those
[13:18:55] <takyon> not in my memory
[13:19:09] <chromas> it was for a short time
[13:19:10] <takyon> i've been posting links like that and getting ^ Error for up to a year
[13:19:15] <takyon> ah
[13:19:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> how you tell if it's a future article? or do you just ignore all article.pl links?
[13:19:46] <chromas> well there's a bunch o' broken bits and I don't have the full source anymore so I guess it's stuck until another bot comes long
[13:20:02] <chromas> nah it looks for the Error string and I think something else
[13:20:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's cheating.
[13:20:15] <chromas> so technically it doesn't ignore but just doesn't speak up
[13:20:22] <chromas> or well, it does now
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[13:20:48] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[13:20:49] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: Game Over For Team Clinton
[13:20:55] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/inventory.php
[13:20:57] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:20:58] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/inventory.php"
[13:21:21] * crutchy puts a napoleon bonerfart inside of exec
[13:21:23] * exec is now carrying a napoleon bonerfart
[13:21:34] <crutchy> foregot to add 'docks' to verb list
[13:21:49] <chromas> there's a lot of verbs
[13:21:54] <crutchy> yeah
[13:22:00] <chromas> maybe heuristics
[13:22:00] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles at that sub
[13:22:11] <takyon> we can dream
[13:22:17] <takyon> yes we can
[13:22:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> if clinton supporters were gonna leave her for breaking the law, she would have never made senator
[13:23:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break. i'll figure out message format for IBC in a few
[13:25:15] <crutchy> maybe the dems will coerce warren into running
[13:25:49] <crutchy> she seems to be like bernie but with boobs
[13:26:02] <crutchy> ew. that's a gross image
[13:27:53] <chromas> geezerboobs
[13:28:01] * chromas inserts geezerboobs into tama
[13:28:04] * chromas inserts geezerboobs into exec
[13:28:06] * exec is now carrying geezerboobs
[13:34:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, sekrit = "geezerboobs"; msg = "uid,itemid,count"; sig = openssl_digest(msg . sekrit, 'sha512'); signedmsg = msg . " " . sig;
[13:34:18] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[13:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> means give guy with user id uid count number of itemid
[13:35:11] <crutchy> ah
[13:35:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> we really only need "give" messages. take we can handle internally.
[13:35:52] <crutchy> how you gunna rob an encypted bank?
[13:36:02] <crutchy> s/enc/encr/
[13:36:02] <sedctl> <crutchy> how you gunna rob an encrypted bank?
[13:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> well no, we'll need take messages too
[13:36:23] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:36:25] * exec casually scissors a chariot of broiled hog anus for TheMightyBuzzard
[13:36:28] <janrinok> ~gday crutchy
[13:36:30] * exec irresponsibly formulates a printout of windows me for crutchy
[13:36:43] <crutchy> ~g'day janrinok
[13:36:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> so msg = "g,uid,itemid,count" or "t,uid,itemid,count"
[13:36:46] * exec whole-heartedly bitchslaps a petabyte of nasty, rotten burrito with janrinok
[13:36:50] <crutchy> at least its just a printout of win me
[13:36:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[13:36:56] * exec deliciously rubs an F cup of drool on janrinok
[13:36:57] <janrinok> lol
[13:37:07] <janrinok> oh, drool, my favourite
[13:37:15] <crutchy> and an F cup
[13:37:18] <crutchy> o.O
[13:37:40] <janrinok> breast fed drool for the win!
[13:38:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> if there's F cups involved, the drool is gonna be my own
[13:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno bout yall
[13:38:35] <janrinok> unless they are F cup moobs
[13:38:46] <crutchy> dayum
[13:38:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> tru
[13:39:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i think that'll do for message passing
[13:40:33] <chromas> xml
[13:41:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we goin retro. csv
[13:41:29] <crutchy> no json?
[13:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> with the last value being space separated instead of comma just to make things confusing.
[13:41:52] <crutchy> csv++
[13:41:52] <Bender> karma - csv: 1
[13:44:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> we may add more ops besides give/take later but they're enough to get us started
[13:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly going to need one for you to get a list of their personal inventory. g/t/l then
[13:46:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> l just being a listing of the uid,itemid,count for each item they're carrying
[13:50:13] <Runaway1956> Coerce Warren into running for dogcatcher?
[13:50:43] <Runaway1956> The woman attacked Trump for taking advantage of the housing bubble - yet Warren made shit tons of money by "flipping" houses
[13:51:05] <Runaway1956> Standard hypocricy . . . .
[13:51:12] <takyon> what's going on
[13:51:29] <Runaway1956> same old shit - but I'm wondering what I'm doing at home
[13:51:49] <Runaway1956> Just came in from work, I met about fifteen bikes headed north - thought that was cool
[13:52:08] <Runaway1956> came around the next curve, and there had to be another 300 bikes, maybe more
[13:52:22] <Runaway1956> All big V-Twins - Harleys and such
[13:52:54] <Runaway1956> Couldn't look at them all (and stay on the road too)
[13:53:04] <Runaway1956> but some of them were fine looking rides
[13:54:14] <Runaway1956> So - how is everyone? I see TMB is working his brain to the nub
[13:54:39] <takyon> looking up some recycling centers
[13:54:58] <takyon> i guess i will post some stories
[13:55:12] <takyon> then I want to code some hurricane season related stuff, since that's a thing
[13:55:30] <Runaway1956> Hurricanes are a thing?
[13:55:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, working? i'm goofing entirely off.
[13:55:41] <takyon> well, not a thing since 2005
[13:55:53] <crutchy> Runaway1956, we call them cyclones here
[13:56:06] <Runaway1956> You seemed to be imagining some F-cups - it would be a hell of a job toting them things around man
[13:56:55] <chromas> you just put a strap on
[13:58:09] <Runaway1956> OMG - wait a minute - Chromas does it with a strap-on?
[13:58:20] <Runaway1956> !grab chromas
[13:58:20] <Bender> Added quote 732
[13:58:44] <Runaway1956> got that one!
[13:59:34] <chromas> you got me in the tight spot
[13:59:58] <Runaway1956> The way I heard it, you are the tight spot
[14:00:01] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[14:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hate it when i gotta read the source of a module to find out how to use it
[14:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break. i'll get back to figuring out how to sign messages in rust later.
[14:08:41] <takyon> do people actually use rust?
[14:09:37] <Runaway1956> by "people", you mean "real people like us" ??
[14:10:06] <takyon> yeah
[14:11:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly not. i think it's mostly for dorks like me who just felt like learning something new
[14:11:38] <Runaway1956> That brunette down the street wants to teach you something new
[14:11:47] <takyon> it's a mozilla project. could be shakier ground than even google
[14:11:59] <takyon> although I see it got a 1.9 release 2 days ago
[14:14:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i'm using a nightly build right now
[14:19:25] * Runaway1956 carefully examines the premises for signs of toilet pythons
[14:20:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tiny 'Vampires': Paleobiologist Finds Evidence of Predation in Ancient Microbial Ecosystems - http://sylnt.us - amoeblood
[14:29:00] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[14:29:02] <Schwifty> ^ 03Verizon, Labor Unions Conclude Strike With Tentative 4-Year Contract Deal : NPR
[14:29:08] <takyon> who wants to submit this before gewg does?
[14:30:53] <Runaway1956> Not I, but I have read and heard that Trump is getting tight with trade unions - as opposed to the more socialist service unions
[14:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[14:31:17] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[14:31:38] <Runaway1956> Someone needs to polish that plow
[14:35:47] <takyon> unfortunately, it will always be rusty
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[14:43:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, just like your trombone!
[14:43:23] <takyon> it's deadlier that way
[14:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, got signing working. now i need sig checking
[14:52:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, sig checking working.
[14:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[15:08:10] * crutchy shoves a rusty trombone into exec
[15:08:11] * exec is now carrying a rusty trombone
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[15:19:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> har! nice
[15:22:13] <crutchy> woohoo got basic movement moving for sneak
[15:22:20] * crutchy heads to bed
[15:22:24] <crutchy> ~time
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[15:22:26] <exec> Sunday, 29 May 2016 @ 1:22 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
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[15:30:37] <Runaway1956> http://www.bbc.com
[15:30:38] <Schwifty> ^ 03Isle of Man Classic TT 2016: Rider dies in practice race - BBC News
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[15:30:58] <Runaway1956> I don't guess he's related to Guy Martin . . .
[15:35:11] <Runaway1956> In related news, from the same island - http://www.isleofman.com
[15:35:14] <Schwifty> ^ 03Police renew warnings after 135mph biker stopped | Isle of Man News :: isleofman.com
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[15:51:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thai Toilet Python Bites Man in the... Uh... - http://sylnt.us - snake-on-snake-violence
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[17:53:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "String-Stacking" Being Developed to Enable 3D NAND With More Than 100 Layers - http://sylnt.us - dense-memory
[18:46:05] <takyon> read my article pretties
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[19:24:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NTP Servers Exposed to Long-Distance Wireless Attacks - http://sylnt.us - time-out!
[20:55:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Analog Malicious Mardware - http://sylnt.us - chipping-away-at-security
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[22:42:53] <NigsForTrump> This is a rad jam:
[22:42:54] <NigsForTrump> https://www.youtube.com
[22:42:56] <Schwifty> ^ 03Anoushka Shankar plays 'Pancham Se Gara' - YouTube
[22:43:47] <NigsForTrump> Now, you shall all SUCK MY DICK.
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[22:57:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Comcast? No Universal Gigabit Service? No Tax Break! - http://sylnt.us - no-nonsense-oregonians
[23:24:19] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[23:24:24] <Schwifty> ^ 03If looks could kill: Criminal earns #Prisonbae title for ‘hot’ mugshot — RT Viral ( https://www.rt.com )
[23:25:20] <Runaway1956> More stupid shitzls from the intartubez - that chick ain't "bad looking", but she has obvious blemishes - I guess that means blemishes are "hot" now
[23:28:20] <chromas> those damn misogynists
[23:29:08] <SirFinkus> she's pretty hot
[23:29:27] <SirFinkus> you may have pretty impossibly high standards
[23:30:47] <SirFinkus> I've been watching marvel movies for like 5 hours
[23:30:55] <SirFinkus> my brain may be melting
[23:31:13] <Runaway1956> You see no blemishes in that photo? She is pretty, and the blemishes are easily overlooked, but still - she's not model material
[23:31:23] <SirFinkus> blemishes? sure
[23:31:31] <SirFinkus> but she's still hot
[23:31:31] <chromas> I thought models were supposed to have blemishes
[23:31:35] <Runaway1956> Lots of girls in Arkansas are that good looking, I married one
[23:31:36] <chromas> moles 'n shit
[23:32:01] <SirFinkus> keep in mind mugshots don't really make people look attractive
[23:32:21] <SirFinkus> if she had some makeup and was shot with that in mind, yeah, she might be model material
[23:32:32] <Runaway1956> She's policephotogenic
[23:32:54] <chromas> #crimingwhilehot
[23:33:33] <Runaway1956> We have a little girl at work - I'm told she's 23 - met her face to face when I walked around a corner - just stunning
[23:33:41] <Runaway1956> Haven't seen such a pretty face in forever
[23:33:48] <SirFinkus> but they just showed the spirit of st louis as the beat up rusted mess
[23:33:54] <Runaway1956> I didn't even look away from her face to see the rest of her
[23:39:55] <Runaway1956> Sanders getting serious - http://www.foxnews.com
[23:39:56] <Schwifty> ^ 03Sanders tries to get Clinton 'aggressive attack surrogates' off key campaign committees | Fox News
[23:40:25] <Runaway1956> He sure is a homely sumbitch - he and Trump should have run together - Ugly and Uglier
[23:40:41] <takyon> bibhikbbbkukuhjbbbbbbbbbbb
[23:41:16] <Runaway1956> Those kind of guys are good to have around though - they make even men like me look good
[23:44:02] <takyon> later
[23:45:36] <Runaway1956> see ya
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[23:56:13] <SirFinkus> 5 hours of marvel movies
[23:57:15] <Deucalion> marvellous - do you feel satiated?
[23:57:37] <SirFinkus> they're like junk food
[23:58:08] <SirFinkus> in the moment, it tastes good, but they ultimately leave you unfulfilled