#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-26
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[00:32:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Bans Admin Who Supported Trump Immigration Policies, Then Bans Libertarian Commentator - http://sylnt.us - social-censorship
[00:32:48] <takyon> asus u50a
[00:32:52] <takyon> I think I will look that up
[00:33:28] <takyon> it looks like shit
[00:34:09] <takyon> http://www.newegg.com
[00:34:10] <bass2mouth> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
[00:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##tell jasassin got it in earlier. at least one out of the four sticks is bad, so i'm using two that passed memtest86 and my old two 1G sticks. power was out or i would have answered you earlier.
[00:34:50] <RustyPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[01:35:07] <cmn32480> ~gday knuckleheads
[01:35:09] * exec prematurely generates a small script that substitutes a loaded diaper of doughnuts for knuckleheads
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[01:39:35] <cmn32480> ~gday Runaway1956
[01:39:37] * exec crutchyly spews an example of database shards on Runaway1956
[01:54:29] <SirFinkus> what do you want cmn32480?
[01:54:33] <SirFinkus> how're the balls?
[01:54:41] <cmn32480> still black and blue
[01:54:53] <cmn32480> I want to enjoy some peace and quiet
[01:55:22] <cmn32480> which I have so far successfully gotten in the hotel room
[01:55:32] <SirFinkus> you *came* to the wrong place
[01:55:38] <SirFinkus> get it?
[01:55:41] <SirFinkus> I said came
[01:55:44] <cmn32480> not for few more days
[01:55:46] <SirFinkus> and balls
[01:55:59] <cmn32480> 7 days w/ no "activity"
[01:56:14] <cmn32480> ~gday SirFinkus
[01:56:16] * exec seductively hurls a dumpster of baby batter at SirFinkus
[01:56:24] <SirFinkus> lol, unlikely
[01:58:34] <Runaway1956> https://www.google.com
[01:59:03] <Runaway1956> wrong link - http://img.ifcdn.com
[01:59:05] <cmn32480> that'd be a cause I can get behind
[01:59:46] <Runaway1956> It's our first day of summer - and the damned air conditioner is sick today
[02:00:08] <Runaway1956> tossed and turned on sweat soaked sheets all day
[02:00:38] <cmn32480> i'm gonna guess they didn't get sweaty in the good fun way
[02:00:52] <Runaway1956> Uhhhhh - no, not at all.
[02:00:59] <cmn32480> ugh
[02:01:00] <cmn32480> sorry
[02:03:28] <cmn32480> makes you feel better.. I woke up when you were still at work last night
[02:03:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 10 Anniversary Update to Require TPM 2.0 Module - http://sylnt.us - have-a-little-trust
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[03:34:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EFF's Canary Watch: One Year Later (and on Life Support) - http://sylnt.us - take-it-to-the-coal-mine
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[05:36:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evolutionary Engineer Frances Arnold Wins €1m Tech Prize - http://sylnt.us - better-life-through-Darwin
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[05:46:45] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by Aphrodite
[05:47:04] <Subsentient> Running on my new server
[05:47:18] <Subsentient> AArch64 (64 bit ARM), Debian 8
[05:47:28] <Subsentient> quad core. :^D
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[06:09:43] <Subsentient> there we go
[06:09:45] <Subsentient> all initted up.
[06:11:37] <chromas> with epoch?
[06:15:04] <Subsentient> chromas: ofc
[06:15:12] <chromas> suite
[06:15:17] <chromas> epoch++
[06:15:17] <chromas> Subsentient++
[06:15:17] <Bender> karma - epoch: 18
[06:15:17] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 53
[06:20:40] * Subsentient takes a picture to upload
[06:21:08] <chromas> if you host the picture on it, does that make it like a selfie?
[06:21:12] <Subsentient> hehe
[06:23:08] <Subsentient> chromas: https://universe2.us
[06:23:16] <Subsentient> The new system's hostname is chimera.
[06:23:20] <Subsentient> Chimera*
[06:24:58] <chromas> Looks like you've got some extra power available
[06:25:22] <Subsentient> chromas: Yup. Using the old PSU and hard disk, and mounted it in the old frame, as you can see
[06:25:59] <chromas> Put your computer in your computer. Where's xzibit?
[06:26:41] <chromas> That top fan looks like it's about to sneeze
[06:28:02] <chromas> additionally, it seems like your upload speed is much better than days past
[06:28:15] <Subsentient> :^)
[06:30:20] * chromas clicks around
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[07:04:10] <jasassin> AArch64 (64 bit ARM), Debian 8... does it play 1080p gangname style? https://www.youtube.com
[07:04:12] <bass2mouth> ^ 03PSY - GANGNAM STYLE(강남스타일) M/V - YouTube
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[07:07:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Pirate Bay Sails Back to Its .org Domain - http://sylnt.us - let-the-lawsuits-begin
[07:07:55] <jasassin> got that asus u50a fan off ebay... omg (the second one i got (totally wrong first time 3 pin instead of 4) i openend up the back up the laptop it was supre easy to get o to the fucing 4ping cable was about half an inch too short to i had to cut the plug off the old on and soder it onto the end of the new one
[07:07:57] <jasassin> wtf
[07:08:01] <jasassin> it works
[07:08:07] <jasassin> tested it with cpufan
[07:08:47] <jasassin> what a pain in the ass that was... my hands shake so bad
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[07:09:46] <chromas> Three-pin fans can work on four-pin sockets, at least on some boards
[07:10:01] <jasassin> i didn't even try it... i heard they run full bore all the time
[07:10:14] <chromas> There may be a setting in the firmware to switch it from pwm- to voltage-based speed
[07:10:39] <jasassin> not on this shitty ass dell
[07:10:43] <Subsentient> chromas: Or don't be a pussy and wire up your fans to the 12V line raw.
[07:10:56] <chromas> why stop at 12 volts?
[07:11:29] <chromas> just punch a hole in the wall and weld it directly to your 240v line
[07:13:04] <jasassin> wait its an asus u50a
[07:13:06] <jasassin> still
[07:13:11] <jasassin> it doesn't have ashit for settings
[07:13:14] <jasassin> its a pretty old laptop
[07:13:15] <jasassin> sorry
[07:13:19] <jasassin> old and confused
[07:13:26] <chromas> You'd better be
[07:13:32] <chromas> I expect accuracy during shittlak
[07:13:54] <jasassin> hey at least i dont need a house fan blowing into the side of my laptop anymore
[07:14:01] <jasassin> should have done that like 4 years ago
[07:14:15] <chromas> I think SirFinkus had a solution for that
[07:14:33] <jasassin> blow it up?
[07:14:34] <SirFinkus> what do I have a solution for?
[07:14:43] <chromas> overheating laptops
[07:14:52] <chromas> watercooling :D
[07:14:56] <SirFinkus> nothing in particular
[07:15:13] <jasassin> nah i probably should open it up and change the thermal paste
[07:15:19] * chromas recalls that photo from many moons ago
[08:38:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge: DoJ Lawyers Must Take Ethics Classes - http://sylnt.us - and-nothing-but-the-truth
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[10:20:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:20:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2609
[10:20:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:20:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2610
[10:20:56] <crutchy> did RustyPlow send me a ctcp?
[10:21:10] <crutchy> still don't know much about ctcp stuff
[10:21:35] <crutchy> oh. actually looks like jasassin did
[10:21:49] <crutchy> and then RustyPlow sent me... something :/
[10:22:06] <crutchy> -RustyPlow/#Soylent- VERSION irc:git:Rust
[10:26:47] <chromas> ##tell chromas teste
[10:26:47] <RustyPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[10:26:50] <chromas> teste
[10:27:18] <chromas> oh. Guess I got ctcp's earlier too
[10:27:32] * chromas was testing if RustyPlow did it during tell
[10:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly
[10:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like he sent a version response to everyone after jasassin versioned the channel
[10:40:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lunar Surface Marks - Tattoos "inked" by a Magnetic Crust? - http://sylnt.us - might-be-less-permanent-then-a-real-tattoo
[10:43:05] <chromas> Yeah
[10:43:05] <chromas> :RustyPlow!~RustyPlow@egiin.li927-55 NOTICE #Soylent :VERSION irc:git:Rust
[10:43:17] <chromas> so hejust sent his response to the channel
[10:44:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. i should fix that this morning.
[10:44:22] * chromas notices his botlog hasn't been written to in many moons
[10:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, nah. it's not relevant enough.
[10:44:31] <chromas> good thing tmux has scrollback
[10:44:51] <chromas> well it just needs to put the nick in for the reply instead of the channel
[10:46:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, which it should be already, which is why it's prolly a trickier bug than just putting an if statement in, which is why i don't wanna do it.
[10:47:42] <chromas> time for a rewrite then
[10:47:44] <chromas> use go
[10:47:52] <chromas> someone needs to make a gobot
[10:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, not time. haven't deployed RustyPlow in MrPlow's place yet.
[10:48:31] <crutchy> and a stopbot
[10:48:52] * crutchy has a nas drive named 'blowbot'
[10:48:52] <chromas> #youtbe gobots
[10:49:01] <chromas> s/t/tu/
[10:49:01] <sedctl> <chromas> #youtube gobots
[10:49:12] <chromas> doesn't work I s'pose
[10:49:19] <crutchy> s/'/'my/
[10:49:19] <sedctl> <crutchy> has a nas drive named 'myblowbot'
[10:49:21] <chromas> ##smake sedctl
[10:49:21] * RustyPlow smakes sedctl upside the head with a limp carrot
[10:49:37] <chromas> ew
[10:49:42] <chromas> my_as_a_prefix--
[10:49:42] <Bender> karma - my_as_a_prefix: -1
[10:49:54] <crutchy> lol
[10:49:58] <crutchy> didn't think of that
[10:50:10] <crutchy> My Femputer
[10:50:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Transformers and Weird Al AT THE SAME TIME! https://www.youtube.com
[10:50:37] <bass2mouth> ^ 03Dare to be Stupid Transformers - YouTube
[10:52:18] <crutchy> lol bass2mouth?
[10:52:38] <crutchy> =nick fooshlivesmatter
[10:52:57] <chromas> sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go bass2mouth
[10:53:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you never go bass2mouth
[10:53:35] <chromas> =nick PorchMonkey
[10:53:35] bass2mouth is now known as PorchMonkey
[10:53:41] <chromas> It's okay; I'm takin' it back
[10:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, how did i end up dante? i'm not even supposed to be here today!
[10:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, whadda i wanna do next?
[10:54:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[10:54:45] <MrPlow> battlestations, blackuweather, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, newnick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[10:55:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> klingon or nick changes? klingon i think.
[10:56:09] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:56:11] * exec suspiciously piles an assload of lard on TheMightyBuzzard
[10:56:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:56:26] * exec illegitimately stuffs an array of feministing droppings into cmn32480
[10:56:31] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[10:57:20] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[10:57:22] * exec romantically vomits a tremendouns number of key/value pairs on cmn32480
[10:57:28] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[10:57:30] * exec unjustifiably ships a tube of windows 8 with TheMightyBuzzard
[10:57:42] <cmn32480> ~~gday crutchy
[10:57:44] <chromas> ##youtube clerks II porch money
[10:57:44] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:57:45] <PorchMonkey> ^ 03Clerks II (8/8) Movie CLIP - Porch Monkeys (2006) HD - YouTube
[10:57:51] <chromas> cool, youtube works
[10:58:10] <crutchy> cmn32480, how's the jetlag?
[10:58:18] <cmn32480> the usual
[10:58:19] * TheMightyBuzzard surrenders
[10:58:26] <cmn32480> no tiz change this trip at least
[10:58:53] <cmn32480> taht better be unconditionally TheMightyBuzzard
[10:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only thing that could beat windows 8 is windows me
[10:59:12] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[10:59:14] * exec proverbially crams a hugbox of pancakes into crutchy
[10:59:20] <chromas> at least me didn't spy
[10:59:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, there's conditions. coffee must be provided.
[10:59:26] * crutchy hugs his box
[10:59:32] <cmn32480> crutchy wins
[10:59:51] <crutchy> ~rps sss
[10:59:53] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[11:00:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! 500
[11:00:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout time someone besides me had to fix one.
[11:00:49] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, found out that those function variable thingys i was working on last night are called closures
[11:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> narf
[11:01:35] <cmn32480> where's a 500 error? on Flourine?
[11:01:44] <crutchy> found out tonight that to access other closures from within a closure i gotta do use ($blah) after the function args
[11:01:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> on ix.io
[11:01:51] <cmn32480> I must be the only person in the world that only connects to Hydrogen
[11:01:59] <crutchy> no 500 for ix.io here
[11:02:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's showin good now but it 500'd me so go dig through logs n fix it.
[11:02:28] <crutchy> though they probably got load balancers too
[11:02:31] <cmn32480> none here either
[11:03:03] <cmn32480> you mean their load balancers actually work when a node goes down?
[11:03:46] <crutchy> they might use pacemaker or summin
[11:03:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##youtube it's all about the pentiums
[11:03:47] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:03:48] <PorchMonkey> ^ 03"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums - YouTube
[11:04:04] <crutchy> stonith++
[11:04:04] <Bender> karma - stonith: 1
[11:04:22] <crutchy> does SN use pacemaker?
[11:04:23] <cmn32480> chromas - quite putting shit like this in the queue
[11:04:24] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[11:04:25] <PorchMonkey> ^ 03SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: What's the best lube for polishing your knob?
[11:04:33] <crutchy> lmao
[11:04:42] * crutchy points at E-F
[11:04:52] <chromas> lol
[11:05:00] <chromas> yeah reject that shit; there's not even a link
[11:05:13] <cmn32480> EF is prolly the guy who can answer it
[11:05:13] <chromas> needs a link to slashdot
[11:05:28] * TheMightyBuzzard slaps an ed note on it
[11:05:42] <crutchy> yeah get that shit out onto the front page
[11:05:49] <crutchy> with BREAKING NEWS!
[11:05:58] <cmn32480> lol
[11:06:02] <cmn32480> nice touch tmb
[11:06:43] <crutchy> maybe prefix it with "Ask Soylent: "
[11:07:27] <cmn32480> it'd have to go out as an "sk Soylent"
[11:08:13] <cmn32480> oh yay... TWO subs on Hulk Hogan's Sex tape
[11:08:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.imdb.com
[11:08:30] <PorchMonkey> ^ 03Porn 'n Chicken (TV Movie 2002) - Quotes - IMDb
[11:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Ass Soylent"
[11:09:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> if one of em's nailing gawker's dick to the ground, run it. gawker can eat a dick.
[11:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, it's surprisingly difficult to find a clip of jenna jameson and ron jeremy from the movie porn n chicken. mostly they're all of them being naked at someone.
[11:12:29] <cmn32480> on youtube, I imagine it would be
[11:12:45] <cmn32480> off to the shower
[11:12:52] <cmn32480> gotta get dressed for this customer meeting
[11:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hell. not only can i not find any youtube clips of it, i can't find it for download OR purchase. i need a cigarette and more coffee.
[11:35:46] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, only batman can help you now
[11:36:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:36:43] <PorchMonkey> ^ 03I'm normally not a praying man - YouTube
[11:38:04] <chromas> oh sure, then they cut off the end
[11:38:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> obviously jewish then
[11:39:09] <chromas> true. and the tip did involve his head
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[11:41:20] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:41:20] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:41:39] <boru> Afternoon. Is there an alternative SSL/TLS port for this server? I get rst on 6697.
[11:41:47] * cmn32480 flips an M&M into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:41:48] <chromas> 7000
[11:42:09] <boru> Thanks.
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[11:42:25] <chromas> /nick boru
[11:42:25] <chromas> :D
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[11:43:47] <boru> No dice on 7000, either, alas.
[11:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, it's too late, the NSA is already on to you.
[11:44:17] <crutchy> ~g irc ssl ports
[11:44:19] <exec> [google] https://tools.ietf.org
[11:44:33] <chromas> What's your client and settins?
[11:44:38] <crutchy> ergh
[11:44:59] <boru> irssi, nothing special settings-wise.
[11:45:10] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[11:45:27] <boru> I've only enabled SASL challenge for servers that support it, but nothing other than that.
[11:46:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> might need to set it to accept invalid certs. dunno.
[11:46:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ircd is still using a self-signed
[11:46:27] <boru> Hmm. I'll set no verify. One moment.
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[11:46:59] <crutchy> yeah i reckon that'd be it
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[11:47:26] <crutchy> yay!
[11:47:28] * AndyTheAbsurd yawns
[11:47:28] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into AndyTheAbsurd's gaping mouth
[11:47:36] <boru> The cert looks okay, I'd omitted `-ssl` like an eejit. PEBKAC, sorry.
[11:47:42] * AndyTheAbsurd noms Skittle
[11:47:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should get audioguy or Deucalion to hook irc up with a let's encrypt cert
[11:48:30] * cmn32480 yawns
[11:48:30] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into cmn32480's gaping mouth
[11:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> frankly we should switch the entire domain over to them. save the community a few bucks.
[11:49:11] <crutchy> or freedns.afraid.org
[11:49:17] <cmn32480> good plan when they need renewal
[11:49:20] <crutchy> who pays for dns anymore?
[11:49:28] <boru> Or invent a decentralised non-CA based system.
[11:49:46] <chromas> that's what we're uding now :)
[11:49:50] <chromas> s/d/s/
[11:49:50] <sedctl> <chromas> that's what we're using now :)
[11:50:31] * crutchy still has o.my.to for free
[11:50:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:50:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> good one
[11:51:02] <crutchy> just redirects for now cos my server not goin
[11:51:05] <cmn32480> damnit... I seem to be catching my stitches on everythgin this morning
[11:51:19] <crutchy> put some undies on dude
[11:51:31] <cmn32480> i was in the shower...
[11:51:34] <chromas> probably won't fit anymore
[11:51:40] <cmn32480> they caught on the wash rag... despite being careful
[11:51:40] <chromas> inflation--
[11:51:40] <Bender> karma - inflation: 0
[11:51:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480 has gone full spalls on us
[11:51:58] <chromas> well now you know what it's like to be on the rag
[11:51:59] <cmn32480> catchign on my drawers
[11:52:12] <cmn32480> a second of blinding pain?
[11:54:11] <cmn32480> ~last spallshurgenson
[11:54:13] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[11:54:13] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[11:54:22] <cmn32480> ~last nick= spallshurgenson
[11:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, gotta alter table to add the bing key for translation
[11:54:34] <cmn32480> ~last nick=spallshurgenson
[11:54:39] <cmn32480> stupid fingers
[11:54:54] <exec> 03[2016-01-20 02:05:5] #Soylent -*- SpallsHurgenson daringly runs the toaster and the microwave at the same time
[11:54:55] <exec> 03[2016-01-20 02:05:5] #Soylent -*- SpallsHurgenson daringly runs the toaster and the microwave at the same time
[11:58:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##last SpallsHurgenson
[11:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##seen SpallsHurgenson
[11:58:34] <RustyPlow> Sorry, I have not seen SpallsHurgenson
[11:58:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> !seen spallshurgenson
[11:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, thought bender did that
[11:59:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really should make ##tell and ##seen case insensitive
[12:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, yall can live with it
[12:03:11] <crutchy> ~seen spallshungenson
[12:03:12] <exec> crutchy, spallshungenson not seen in #Soylent
[12:03:19] <crutchy> lol
[12:03:35] <crutchy> ~seen spallshurgenson
[12:03:36] <exec> crutchy, spallshurgenson was last seen in #Soylent 127 days, 9 hours, 57 minutes, 44 seconds ago with message:
[12:03:36] * exec daringly runs the toaster and the microwave at the same time
[12:03:40] <chromas> ##tell crutchy maybe ~last etc could be aliases to ~log that put in the current #channel
[12:03:40] <RustyPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[12:04:12] <crutchy> ##tell chromas =say ~say i farted
[12:04:12] <RustyPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[12:04:19] <chromas> teste
[12:04:55] <crutchy> ~alias-info ~log
[12:04:57] <exec> 02exec [enabled]: ~log|60|0|0|1||||||php scripts/chromas_log.php %%trailing%% %%dest%% %%nick%% %%alias%%
[12:04:57] <exec> 02file: /home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/chromas_log.php [modified: 2016-01-24 08:21:14, size: 1803 bytes]
[12:05:02] <chromas> ##tell PorchMonkey =sayto #Soylent ##tel chromas hi
[12:05:02] <RustyPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[12:05:06] <cmn32480> alrighty fellas
[12:05:17] <cmn32480> I gotta get some breakfast, and get on the road
[12:05:28] <cmn32480> y'all have a good day
[12:05:34] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[12:05:34] <chromas> cmn in your wheaties
[12:05:37] * exec sardonically postulates a bottle of deer sign towards cmn32480
[12:05:38] <cmn32480> proll be back from one airport or anohter
[12:05:54] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[12:05:56] * exec defiantly stuffs a 5¼" floppy disk of Windows 10 into crutchy
[12:05:59] <cmn32480> ~fuckoff chromas
[12:06:10] <crutchy> don't be hittin on them horny little air hostesses
[12:06:13] <cmn32480> hmmm.... that one seems to have some bugs still
[12:06:23] <chromas> ##fuckoff chromas
[12:06:38] <chromas> need a bot search tool
[12:06:39] <cmn32480> ##roll 3s6 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
[12:06:39] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 throws=6
[12:06:39] <crutchy> ~confuchsius
[12:06:51] <cmn32480> ##roll 3d6 throws=90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
[12:06:53] <chromas> all the bots could communicate with each other by way of dbus-over-irc
[12:06:58] <crutchy> lol
[12:06:59] <cmn32480> lol
[12:07:01] <crutchy> botctl
[12:07:21] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes RustyPlow
[12:07:30] <chromas> ##roll 1d1 throws=1
[12:07:30] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 0
[12:07:38] * crutchy tells his brain to forget about dbus-over-irc
[12:07:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 3000000000000d6
[12:07:43] <RustyPlow> chromas, is that you? stop being a wiseass.
[12:08:05] <crutchy> ##roll -1d0 throws=towel
[12:08:05] <RustyPlow> chromas, is that you? stop being a wiseass.
[12:08:18] <chromas> ##roll 1d9001
[12:08:18] <RustyPlow> chromas, is that you? stop being a wiseass.
[12:08:24] <chromas> needs moar strings
[12:08:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> needs to not roll zeroes too
[12:08:36] <crutchy> ##roll-add a string generator
[12:08:36] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 throws=6
[12:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't be possible to
[12:08:51] <crutchy> ##roll-tama
[12:08:51] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 throws=6
[12:08:54] <chromas> ##roll 3d6 throws=-2
[12:08:54] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 9
[12:09:13] <chromas> maybe your dice are just zero-indexed
[12:09:20] <crutchy> ##roll yo mama
[12:09:20] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 throws=6
[12:09:24] <chromas> One side's a blank
[12:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> the rng is but i thought i added one to the result
[12:09:40] <chromas> it rusted away
[12:10:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i did.. how the hell'd it come up zero?
[12:11:21] <chromas> ##roll 1d1
[12:11:21] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 0
[12:11:24] <chromas> ##roll 1d1
[12:11:24] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 0
[12:11:26] <chromas> ##roll 1d2
[12:11:26] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 0
[12:11:28] <chromas> ##roll 1d4
[12:11:28] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 0
[12:11:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Research Confirms Continued, Unabated and Large-scale Amphibian Declines - http://sylnt.us - ribbit-ribbit
[12:11:35] <chromas> ##roll 2d1
[12:11:35] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 1
[12:11:39] <chromas> ##roll 0d1
[12:11:39] <RustyPlow> chromas, is that you? stop being a wiseass.
[12:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 24d1
[12:11:55] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 23
[12:12:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[12:12:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, it's already fixed in the source.
[12:12:41] <crutchy> ##roll 💩:💩
[12:12:41] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 throws=6
[12:13:15] <crutchy> ##roll 💩d💩
[12:13:15] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 throws=6
[12:13:26] <crutchy> ##roll -d-
[12:13:26] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 throws=6
[12:13:40] <crutchy> ##roll -1d-1 throws=0
[12:13:40] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 throws=6
[12:13:57] <crutchy> ##roll 1d1 throws=1e12
[12:13:57] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 0
[12:14:11] <crutchy> ##roll 1d1 throws=1yomama
[12:14:11] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 0
[12:14:18] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
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[12:15:13] <crutchy> ##roll 1:1 throws=1
[12:15:13] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 throws=6
[12:16:19] <crutchy> ##roll 1d1 throws=1Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--
[12:16:19] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 0
[12:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i know why
[12:16:36] <chromas> +1 in the wrong spot?
[12:16:45] * crutchy blames ciri
[12:16:56] <crutchy> and by ciri i mean Bytram
[12:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's rolling one less die than it should be. for foo in 1..1 does not run once, has to be 1..2
[12:17:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole off-by-one error again
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[12:18:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> ##roll 2d20+5
[12:18:09] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 12
[12:18:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> ##roll 2d6
[12:18:32] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 4
[12:18:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> ##roll 2d6
[12:18:33] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 1
[12:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[12:19:44] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[12:20:01] <chromas> no ##restart ?
[12:20:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> If I ever get around to writing my own bot, it's going to support the Mage: The Ascension rolling system.
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[12:20:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 1d1
[12:20:27] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 1
[12:20:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 2d1
[12:20:31] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 2
[12:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 2d2
[12:20:34] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 3
[12:20:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 1d2
[12:20:42] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 1
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[12:21:03] <chromas> so, would you say your dice are in beta?
[12:21:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, if i knew what you were talking about, RustyPlow might.
[12:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, we don't do beta around here. planning->pre-alpha->release
[12:23:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> All d10, you roll some number of them, at/above some threshold (typically 6 to 8 but can be higher at DM's discretion) counts as a success; 1s count as a botch, botches cancel successes; number of final successes (after subtracting the botches) sets how well you accomplish the task you're rolling for.
[12:23:16] <chromas> release early; release often
[12:23:18] <chromas> systemd-soylentd
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[12:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 1d10 throws=6
[12:26:21] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 8
[12:26:21] <RustyPlow> pass 2: 9
[12:26:21] <RustyPlow> pass 3: 8
[12:26:21] <RustyPlow> pass 4: 3
[12:26:21] <RustyPlow> pass 5: 3
[12:26:22] <RustyPlow> pass 6: 8
[12:27:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd be easy enough to write though
[12:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> just make it ##roll 16dM or something
[12:28:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> It is; I implemented a command-line version in Perl in about 30 minutes or so, and that's not a language I work in often.
[12:29:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd make your results list out on a single line instead of cluttering up IRC with a line for each roll.
[12:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> take me about ten to get it in RustyPlow and debugged enough to let chromas play with it but i'm working on klingon translation this morning. well i'm about to start working on it anyway.
[12:30:39] <chromas> Does it need to show all the dice values? Just make it show the total plus the pass/fail
[12:30:50] <chromas> you can put the threshold after the M
[12:30:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> Nice. You should make it add "Today is a good day to die" in Klingon at the end of anything that doesn't already contain that phrase.
[12:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon today is a good day to die
[12:31:12] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam ( )
[12:32:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now i'm just translating perl to rust
[12:32:24] <chromas> you never go perl-to-rust
[12:32:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##smake chromas
[12:32:34] * RustyPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a stein
[12:33:03] <chromas> joke's on you! my head's thick and your glass broke
[12:33:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you do if you want your bot to be 10MB resident instead of 60+MB resident
[12:33:25] <chromas> you just need to rewrite the perl interpreter then
[12:33:33] <chromas> in rust
[12:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> pshaw
[12:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, that actually might be a good idea. you could drop a LOT of the memory safety code out of perl if you did.
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[12:35:37] <chromas> can't get colors into nicks :(
[12:35:38] <crutchy> ~isup mail.soylentnews.org:6697
[12:35:40] <exec> 03mail.soylentnews.org:6697: connected
[12:35:49] <chromas> I guess that would be assault
[12:36:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, same box
[12:36:07] <crutchy> ah
[12:36:28] <chromas> is there an irc-to-email service? :D
[12:36:33] <crutchy> lol
[12:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of the non-mission-critical services run on beryllium
[12:36:39] <crutchy> had me a bit confused admittedly
[12:37:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> though irc is arguably very mission critical since it's where we tell each other "hey, shit's broke"
[12:37:41] <chromas> and fling unicode at each other
[12:37:42] <chromas> =poo
[12:37:42] <Schwifty> 💩
[12:37:45] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[12:37:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~shit
[12:37:52] <chromas> =💩
[12:37:52] <Schwifty> poo
[12:37:54] <exec> 05💩
[12:39:19] <crutchy> can always revert to freenode if sn irc is down
[12:40:00] <crutchy> #sylnt
[12:41:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, i think we needa set up on telegram
[12:41:45] <crutchy> or #soylentnews on freenode works too
[12:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but telegram is shiny n new
[12:42:07] <crutchy> what was the original channel?
[12:42:14] <crutchy> ##altslashdot or something
[12:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:43:07] <chromas> ·--· --- ---
[12:43:21] <chromas> oh, gram
[12:43:23] <chromas> not graph
[12:45:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's nifty on account of you can have yer phone n computer n toaster all connected as a single user to a private, encrypted chat that only the participants and the NSA can read.
[12:49:18] <chromas> so it's like xmpp or any of the other instant messengers?
[12:50:04] <chromas> if pidgin doesn't support it, it's not real
[12:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, kinda. all clients connected get full usability like you're using ZNC on IRC or something. pidgin and xmpp you're lucky if any device but the active one gets everything you receive.
[12:51:09] <chromas> that's 'cause the pidgin devs are lazy porchmonkeys
[12:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> takin it back?
[12:51:27] <chromas> takin it back
[12:51:30] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[12:51:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine n caffeine time
[12:51:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> back directly
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[12:52:46] <chromas> ah, there is a plugin for it
[12:54:10] <chromas> but yeah, they won't implement message carbons, for example, even though someone wrote the code for it and eventually made a plugin
[12:54:24] <chromas> pidgin--
[12:54:24] <Bender> karma - pidgin: -1
[12:54:36] <crutchy> or discord
[12:55:01] <chromas> hadn't heard of that one
[12:55:32] <chromas> bitlbee has a plugin for it though
[12:56:05] <crutchy> discord is irc for hipsters
[12:56:35] <crutchy> https://discordapp.com
[12:58:23] <chromas> damn hipsters
[12:58:29] <chromas> js just for the basic site
[13:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> telegram-purple doesn't compile in its current state and hasn't been updated since march
[13:05:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> april for the dev branch
[13:06:53] <chromas> built for me
[13:07:04] <chromas> from the aur. dunno how to creat an account though
[13:07:08] <chromas> looks centralized. ghey
[13:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> you use the git one?
[13:07:30] <chromas> no
[13:07:45] <chromas> though that appears to be older for some reason
[13:07:57] <chromas> at least a lower version string
[13:07:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> other one errors out compiling for me.
[13:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> queries.c: In function ‘tgl_do_send_document’:
[13:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> queries.c:2014:13: error: ‘x.peer_type’ may be used uninitialized in this function [-Werror=maybe-uninitialized]
[13:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> f->avatar = avatar;
[13:09:10] <chromas> maybe different compiler version? it has been over a day since I updated last
[13:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[13:09:58] <chromas> Unable to sign on as chromas: phone number lacks country prefix. Numbers must start with the full international prefix code, e.g. +49 for Germany.
[13:10:09] <chromas> niggawatt. I ain't puttin' no phone number in
[13:10:25] <chromas> I guess that's what google voice numbers are for though
[13:22:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[13:23:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> you CAN tie a username to your phone number but it's not strictly necessary
[13:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[13:35:38] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[13:35:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> debugging time
[13:42:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Research Confirms Continued, Unabated and Large-Scale Amphibian Declines - http://sylnt.us - ribbit-ribbit
[13:43:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[13:47:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[13:55:12] <Runaway1956> Alright - I quit . . .
[13:57:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! i win irc!
[14:03:34] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[14:03:36] * exec carefully flings a stein of socketable gems at #soylent
[14:03:36] * Runaway1956 wants to shake the winner's hand
[14:03:55] <Runaway1956> Where's nick?
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[14:05:18] <Runaway1956> niggawatt? Is that bigger than a megawatt?
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[14:06:09] <Runaway1956> Damn - my head is wobbling around like a bobble-head - go almost no sleep yesterday . . .
[14:13:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Future of Sonar in Semiheated Oceans - http://sylnt.us - ping-ping-ping
[14:19:04] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Say hello to my new server. https://universe2.us
[14:19:21] <Subsentient> Pine64 running off the old one's PSU, case and hard disk.
[14:19:46] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[14:21:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> frankerserver.
[14:21:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> I used to have numerous frankencomputers.
[14:23:00] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: stays a lot cooler in here since I shut down that Pentium 4 space heater. :^3
[14:26:48] <Runaway1956> Youtube Red? WTF? They want me to pay 99 cents for three months of - what, exactly?
[14:28:55] <Runaway1956> http://www.reuters.com
[14:28:56] <Schwifty> ^ 03States ratchet up transgender battle with lawsuit against U.S.| Reuters ( http://www.reuters.com )
[14:30:09] <Runaway1956> The Hanging judge rules - "We find the Obama administration guilty of faggotry in the first degree, said administration to be dissolved within 90 days."
[14:35:16] <Runaway1956> don't git nekkid in China - http://www.china.org.cn
[14:35:17] <Schwifty> ^ 03Police look into lovers' outrageous nude street photos- China.org.cn
[14:46:01] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[15:32:41] <Bytram|away> !uid
[15:32:41] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6242, owned by CubeDweller
[15:34:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram|away
[15:34:05] * exec covertly hurls a dumpster full of buttleak at Bytram|away
[15:44:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Graphene Bilayer Quantum Tunneling Transistors Could Operate at 100 GHz Using Less Power - http://sylnt.us - I-dare-you-to-overclock-THAT
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[15:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##klingon your mother is a targ
[15:48:06] <RustyPlow> SoSlI' targh ( )
[15:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays!
[15:49:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##klingon today is a good day to pie
[15:49:06] <RustyPlow> DaHjaj QaQ jaj chab ( )
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[19:20:49] <takyon_> internal server error
[19:20:56] <takyon_> TheMightyBuzzard
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[19:21:29] <Trump2016> Hey fellas, tomorrow there will be a TRUMP RALLY in San Diego
[19:21:51] <Trump2016> and I will be hanging around in the hopes to see violence. If I get some great vids I'll be sure to bring them here for you to see.
[19:22:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, already taken care of
[19:22:18] <Trump2016> I wonder if the Mexicans are going to play nice?
[19:22:46] <takyon_> thanks ethanol
[19:22:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> monit's working here. woke me up from a nap.
[19:23:16] <takyon_> still got an error
[19:23:23] <Trump2016> The SDPD don't fuck around. They'll bring in Blackwater like they did for the Occupy protests if shit gets out of hand.
[19:23:25] <takyon_> 503 Guru Meditation
[19:23:39] <Trump2016> There will be beatings.
[19:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> try again
[19:23:43] <Trump2016> Gassings
[19:23:49] <takyon_> 500 errors
[19:23:53] <Trump2016> and MAS DEPORTACCIONES!
[19:23:59] <takyon_> i'm just reloading the homepage FYI
[19:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, it crashed fast that time
[19:24:09] * Trump2016 eats delicious burrito
[19:24:21] <takyon_> #Sad
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[19:25:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar, all fixed. hopefully it stays that way
[19:25:07] <takyon_> looks like it
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[19:26:05] <SoyCow4052> anything going on with soylentnews.org? I keep getting 503's
[19:26:49] <takyon_> it was just fixed just now
[19:26:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> SoyCow4052: TheMightyBuzzard just said he thinks he fixed it right before you popped in.
[19:27:07] <takyon_> hopefully it doesn't break in 5 minutes
[19:28:06] <SoyCow4052> fair enough :)
[19:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it crashed again, having a look at why
[19:29:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's why. ddos
[19:29:33] <takyon_> no way
[19:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, not even ddos. just regular dos
[19:30:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> from fucking boron
[19:31:01] <SoyCow4052> boron?
[19:31:20] <SoyCow4052> is that code for the green site? :P
[19:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone dosing us through tor
[19:32:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> boron is our staff server and also our tor relay
[19:34:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh good, now they switched to non-tor
[19:37:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, appears they got bored
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[20:07:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> aright, if everything's gonna stay working for a bit ima go back to taking a nap.
[20:28:17] <chromas> any led-based breadcrumbs?
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[21:21:10] <cmn32480> heelllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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[21:39:14] <Deucalion> sup cmn32480
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[21:42:56] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:42:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2611
[21:45:01] <cmn32480> maybe it's my laptop...
[21:45:11] <cmn32480> phone seems to be having no issues
[21:46:48] <cmn32480> whatever.. flight boards in a few minutes...
[21:57:11] <jasassin> woooo hoooo! looks like the new "Star Trek Continues" is coming on in two days!!! May 28th! might be worth submitting!
[21:57:22] <cmn32480> yep
[21:57:25] <jasassin> http://www.startrekcontinues.com
[21:57:25] <Schwifty> ^ 03Star Trek Continues: Episodes
[21:57:28] <cmn32480> might be
[22:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, bitches. fixed before anyone said a word about 500s
[22:15:20] <crutchy> could build a 500 detector into a couple of bots
[22:15:26] <crutchy> for early warning
[22:15:59] <chromas> user a systemd timer to restart it on the hour
[22:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, built one into my desktop. plays no sleep till brooklyn when we start 500ing
[22:16:32] <crutchy> lol
[22:16:41] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[22:16:43] * exec overratedly offers a pile of fencepost error to TheMightyBuzzard
[22:16:44] <cmn32480> gday crutchy
[22:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> this here is because someone is dosing us and we're configured poorly on the apache front.
[22:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec, no thanks. i got plenty already.
[22:17:27] <cmn32480> boarding
[22:17:28] <cmn32480> gotta run
[22:18:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy. back to tv for me.
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