#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-24
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[00:11:11] <cmn32480> ~gday knuckleheads
[00:11:13] * exec cohesively formulates an exfat volume of snotcaulk for knuckleheads
[00:15:45] <cmn32480> !uid
[00:15:45] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6239, owned by Alien BOB
[00:16:26] * cmn32480 yawns
[00:16:26] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into cmn32480's gaping mouth
[00:27:42] <jasassin> take dat
[00:27:47] <jasassin> mouse breazer
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[00:55:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sexual Conflict Can Cause Genitals to Change Shape, Beetle Study Shows - http://sylnt.us - there-is-a-joke-here-someplace
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[01:56:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Historic Move, U.S. Lifts Arms Sales Embargo to Vietnam - http://sylnt.us - vietclient
[02:35:01] * cmn32480 catches some of the crickets
[02:35:18] * cmn32480 jars and sends to TheMightyBuzzard for bait
[02:36:39] <Runaway1956> HA-HA! http://www.foxnews.com
[02:36:39] <systemd> ^ 03It’s On: Sanders already raising $$ for DNC chairwoman’s challenger | Fox News
[02:37:12] <Runaway1956> If Trump were to join in that effort, things would be really interesting, LMAO
[02:37:38] <takyon> neat
[02:41:16] Bytram|away is now known as bytram
[02:49:12] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[02:49:13] <systemd> ^ 03Asus Teases 24-Inch Monster Laptop; Making Room For A PSU?
[02:57:00] bytram is now known as Bytram
[02:58:58] <Bytram|away> !uid
[02:58:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6239, owned by Alien BOB
[03:58:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pluripotency Factor OCT4 Could Reduce Heart Attacks and Strokes - http://sylnt.us - have-a-heart
[04:54:16] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:54:18] <systemd> ^ 03Biggest CNC machine compilation, MAGIC machine in the world 2016 - YouTube
[04:54:29] <SirFinkus> this is what I masturbate to
[05:02:25] <SirFinkus> "Trochoidal milling in mazatrol"
[05:02:37] <SirFinkus> this is a retro encabulator video, isn'T it
[05:29:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BMW's Vision for a World of Connected Cars - http://sylnt.us - it's-all-great-until-the-emp
[07:30:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Assault on Science - http://sylnt.us - facts-and-debate
[07:41:35] <chromas> creation science
[09:01:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This 54-year-old Custodian Just Graduated from the College He Cleaned at Night - http://sylnt.us - reinventing-one's-self
[09:46:41] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[10:19:04] <alexbst> moin
[10:25:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:25:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2604
[10:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, so, what to add to RustyPlow today?
[10:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[10:34:19] <MrPlow> battlestations, blackuweather, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, newnick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[10:34:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##help
[10:34:22] <RustyPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk
[10:42:07] <crutchy> we need a biterogen server
[10:42:30] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[10:42:35] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:42:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2605
[10:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck yes
[10:42:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:42:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2606
[10:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe, i missed captain crunch value
[10:43:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> bluebox++
[10:43:21] <Bender> karma - bluebox: 1
[10:43:35] <crutchy> does it have a #tell command?
[10:43:45] <crutchy> that one's pretty handy
[10:43:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, good point
[10:44:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> also needs a say command
[10:44:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a part command so you can kick it out of anywhere but its home channel
[10:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, huh, the irc library doesn't have a part command yet
[10:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> does leave methods open to call raw commands though, so that should work
[10:59:14] <crutchy> #raw privmsg paulej72 is the butt
[10:59:46] <crutchy> derp. forgot a colon
[10:59:57] <crutchy> pun not intended
[11:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have been, that's a quality pun there.
[11:03:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Sued for Scanning Private User Messages - http://sylnt.us - no-big-shock
[11:27:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, RustyPlow going into debugging mode
[11:27:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[11:27:59] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
[11:27:59] -!- RustyPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
[11:29:37] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:29:39] * exec presumably pukes a pinch of liver and onions on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:29:45] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:29:47] * exec analiciously offers a udf volume of CoC to crutchy
[11:29:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:29:54] * exec provocatively runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a wagon of fat chick for cmn32480
[11:30:02] <cmn32480> I still won
[11:30:03] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:30:07] * exec fanatically connects a mountain of pancakes to cmn32480
[11:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, yeah i think you did
[11:30:13] <crutchy> damn
[11:30:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> twice
[11:30:19] <cmn32480> twice!!!!
[11:30:21] <crutchy> you bastard
[11:30:23] <cmn32480> ninja'd
[11:30:30] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[11:30:32] * exec figuratively refactors an assload of BEER-brand beer for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:30:33] <cmn32480> i can feed the dfat chick the pancakes
[11:30:38] <crutchy> ok tmb won
[11:30:47] <cmn32480> da,mit
[11:31:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, i think cmn32480 won. liver n onions == evul
[11:31:30] <cmn32480> you also got BEER-brand Beer
[11:31:34] <crutchy> not to mention the suspect delivery method of that beer :/
[11:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, that means i beat crutchy not you
[11:32:17] <cmn32480> fair 'nuff
[11:32:33] <cmn32480> pancakes and fat chicks... is this day gonna get any better?
[11:32:41] <cmn32480> oooooo coffee!
[11:32:44] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:32:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2607
[11:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, missed the grab on that one
[11:33:49] <cmn32480> lol
[11:34:01] <crutchy> damn mod works under test script but crashes the server when eval'd
[11:34:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[11:34:58] <crutchy> seems to be that it can't access some lib functions
[11:35:19] <cmn32480> x don't have the rights
[11:35:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[11:36:10] <crutchy> more like i just fucked up
[11:36:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima write this bot to only have one home channel. easier to sort than multiples.
[11:36:54] * cmn32480 wonders if he made his hotel reservations for tomorrow...
[11:38:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's racist. hotels shouldn't have to live on reservations.
[11:38:40] <cmn32480> yeah.. tehy should be able to pput them wherever
[11:39:33] <crutchy> #hotellivesmatter
[11:54:04] <cmn32480> well... I guess I had a good run... I get back on airplanes starting tomorrow
[11:56:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth, got ##part working
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[11:57:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##youtube leavin on a jet plane
[11:57:15] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:57:17] <systemd> ^ 03Leaving on a Jet Plane by Chantel Kreviazuk - YouTube
[11:58:23] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[12:04:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##youtube travelin band
[12:04:19] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:04:21] <systemd> ^ 03Creedence Clearwater Revival: Travellin' Band - YouTube
[12:11:29] <cmn32480> ##youtube big balls
[12:11:30] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:11:30] <systemd> ^ 03acdc-big balls - YouTube
[12:12:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> ##youtube ACDC moneytalks
[12:12:46] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:12:47] <systemd> ^ 03AC/DC - Moneytalks - YouTube
[12:13:23] <cmn32480> nah.. big balls just describes my current situation
[12:15:10] <crutchy> woohoo!
[12:15:36] <crutchy> yay for defining functions as variables
[12:15:45] <cmn32480> they don't have a song about black and blue balls...
[12:15:48] <cmn32480> oh
[12:15:56] <cmn32480> I thought you were cheering my big balls for a second
[12:16:05] <crutchy> lol
[12:16:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> ##youtube Diamond Plate At the Mountains of Madness
[12:16:41] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:16:43] <systemd> ^ 03Diamond Plate - "At the Mountains of Madness" - YouTube
[12:16:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> now there's some quality metal for your morning.
[12:17:05] <crutchy> i mistakenly thought what was created in eval'd code stayed in eval'd code
[12:17:34] <crutchy> but i learned that if i create a function in eval'd code, it stays with the parent code too :(
[12:17:51] <crutchy> so i had to figure out how to create functions without creating functions
[12:18:22] <crutchy> php allows you to shove entire functions into variables
[12:18:23] <crutchy> :D
[12:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i hadda do that in perlbot too
[12:19:16] <crutchy> this mod thingy is the first time i run into the issue. i don't use eval much though admittedly
[12:19:53] <crutchy> had me stuffed why i could run a mod once, and then it would bork
[12:20:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why i stored function pointers in the "volatile" struct along with privilege level and help text.
[12:20:13] <crutchy> then i realised i was suppressing errors for the eval :|
[12:20:19] <crutchy> ah
[12:20:26] <crutchy> yeah that sounds similar
[12:21:42] <crutchy> also wasn't showing up in the test cos the test environment doesn't use eval and the script doesn't keep running indefinitely
[12:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> good point
[12:22:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> also means you can overwrite a function with different code at runtime, which can be handy if you find a bug and don't wanna restart the bot.
[12:22:50] <crutchy> yeah
[12:22:58] <crutchy> that's what this mod thingy is for
[12:23:07] <crutchy> well, not for the bot but for data servers
[12:26:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> no i mean you can overwrite a CORE function that you'd normally restart the bot to change with the new code if there's a reason not to down the bot.
[12:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> then you also put it in the core source so next time you reboot the bot it gets included
[12:34:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alibaba Lures Chinese Shoppers Into VR With Virtual Celebrity Dates - http://sylnt.us - shopping-in-the-future,-today!
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[12:37:49] <crutchy> might be a while before i get that fancy with the bot
[13:01:55] <crutchy> damn. gotta add handling of 302 in the main bot
[13:18:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> do not. let the bastard crash like bots is sposed to.
[13:20:04] <cmn32480> only yer bots
[13:20:10] <cmn32480> the rest of us want somethign reliable
[13:20:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft
[13:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> perlbot has a much better uptime record than exec
[13:23:16] <cmn32480> recently?
[13:23:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, he been down on account of not being used recently. hasn't crashed in like forever though.
[13:24:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl's extremely resilient like that. all kinds of things can go wonky and it still keeps chugging along.
[13:26:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... where to save messages... prolly to the db. if i saved them in memory it wouldn't actually remember them through a restart.
[13:27:16] <crutchy> if exec stays up for a while it means i'm not coding enough
[13:27:37] <cmn32480> nah.. it means I'm not updating to current
[13:27:46] <crutchy> heh
[13:28:00] <crutchy> there have been quite a few core changes recently
[13:28:10] <cmn32480> I'm quite happy to be 1 revision behind and let X be unstable
[13:28:27] <crutchy> woohoo 302 handler works
[13:28:46] <crutchy> means i can get hostnames on the fly
[13:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just let curl handle that nonsense
[13:29:14] <crutchy> nah i meant 302 numeric
[13:29:20] <crutchy> from the irc server
[13:29:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhhhh
[13:29:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> irc 302 not http 302. gotcha.
[13:29:53] <crutchy> result of a /userhost command
[13:30:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:31:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> irc lib i use i have to strip that out on every message if i'm not gonna use it. haven't found a place i wanted a userhost response yet.
[13:33:49] <crutchy> x scripts can send a /whois or a /userhost (for authentication) poll the bot user bucket for the response rather than worrying about the irc stuff
[13:33:57] <crutchy> bot handles all that
[13:35:06] <crutchy> though i just wrap it all into lib functions like users_get_account and users_get_hostname that handle the polling
[13:39:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, it's to avoid having to keep track of who's in a channel then?
[13:40:11] <crutchy> the bot keep track, but sometimes need to force it
[13:40:29] <crutchy> 353 on join gives you nick list but not hostnames
[13:40:58] <crutchy> can get hostnames if people talk, but if they just lurk you have to userhost it
[13:41:40] <crutchy> can only get nickserv account from a whois so that gotta be forced
[13:45:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke. not an issue for anything i do, yet.
[13:45:58] <crutchy> Subsentient probably come across some of it with aqu4 i think
[13:46:03] <crutchy> (or all)
[13:46:15] <crutchy> good fun
[13:47:00] <crutchy> ~users data SoyGuest21378
[13:47:07] <exec> channels: #editorial #soylent #irpg #dev
[13:47:08] <exec> nicks: soyguest21378
[13:47:30] <crutchy> ^ lurker has no hostname
[13:48:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas a terrible thing to say about our spiritual leader
[13:48:12] <crutchy> exec can't do it yet, but i could do ~users hostname SoyGuest21378 and then repeat that ~users data command and the hostname would be filled
[13:48:16] <crutchy> lol
[13:48:30] <crutchy> ^ with x
[13:49:14] * TheMightyBuzzard is losing his momentum
[13:49:36] <crutchy> #say chromas' dog farted
[13:49:41] * cmn32480 gives TheMightyBuzzard a shove downhill
[13:50:40] <crutchy> does MrPlow have user tracking?
[13:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i don't wanna write the actual message saving function today.
[13:50:58] <crutchy> for the #tell thing?
[13:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> the perl bot? yeah, though i don't use it.
[13:51:03] <crutchy> ah
[13:51:15] <crutchy> probably a bit more masochistic in C
[13:51:21] <crutchy> or rust
[13:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's in the rust lib too i think. just nothing i do needs it.
[13:51:46] <crutchy> ah
[13:51:47] <crutchy> noice
[13:51:58] <crutchy> comes in handy for some things
[13:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm gonna match on nick for #tell on account of EF as a use case
[13:52:46] <crutchy> i mostly use it to induce epileptic fits in whatever poor bastard may be watching exec's terminal :p
[13:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> lately he's not even coming in on *.sd.sd.cox.net
[13:53:04] <crutchy> keep scrollin scrollin scrollin...
[13:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[13:53:31] <crutchy> ah yeah that would be funny
[13:53:43] <crutchy> seein e-f's reaction to a bunch of saved messages
[13:54:16] <cmn32480> thanks crutchy... you are a pal!
[13:54:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should limit the size of the table
[13:54:36] <cmn32480> jsut make it so it fits in the dining room
[13:54:42] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[13:55:03] <crutchy> crap
[13:55:06] <crutchy> almost midnight
[13:55:18] * crutchy pushes to github and heads off to bed
[13:55:20] * TheMightyBuzzard waits for crutchy to turn into a pumpkin
[13:55:22] <crutchy> ~g'night all
[13:55:24] * exec provocatively ships a fart hole of purple drank with all
[13:55:30] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[13:55:32] * exec cromulently crossbreeds a kilobyte of tofurkey with crutchy
[13:55:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> purple drank!
[13:56:11] <crutchy> not as good as purple haze
[13:56:21] <cmn32480> that is a good beer
[13:56:48] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[13:57:11] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[13:57:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> how long ya think it'd take to get the saved message store for exec up to a few gigabytes?
[13:57:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> just by telling him to save messages for nonexistent nicks?
[13:57:45] <cmn32480> LONG time
[13:58:08] <cmn32480> text ain't big
[13:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, yeah. would need a botnet to do it effectively.
[14:00:36] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders spawning a couple hundred bots to save a max length message every two seconds
[14:01:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, got an hour to kill before it's sposed to be worth a damn fishing today
[14:02:10] * Runaway1956 hands TMB a can of BOT-ulism
[14:02:31] <Runaway1956> just pour it into the server, for your botnet
[14:03:11] * cmn32480 makes a mental not to be nice to TheMightyBuzzard
[14:03:16] * cmn32480 yawns
[14:03:33] <cmn32480> no skittles.... nuts
[14:04:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> you want nuts instead?! didn't know you swung that way.
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[14:04:31] * cmn32480 yawns
[14:04:31] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into cmn32480's gaping mouth
[14:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, the skittles thing was new in cbot and got ported over to rustbot
[14:04:37] <Runaway1956> fekkin' Facewart - I mean Facebook - I get a message every time a member of the family changes their status
[14:04:47] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[14:04:56] <Runaway1956> Only status I might give a damn about is "pregnant" or "dying"
[14:04:57] <cmn32480> start unfollowing people
[14:05:08] <Runaway1956> family members only
[14:05:08] <cmn32480> you can still be friends, but it stops the stupid messages
[14:05:26] <Runaway1956> Hmmmm - lemme look at that - didn't know that
[14:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i only follow like four people but have a couple dozen "friends"
[14:05:41] <cmn32480> their crap quits showing on the newsfeed
[14:05:49] <Runaway1956> Hell, I only log into the damned place when we're looking for people who are MIA
[14:05:58] <cmn32480> lol
[14:06:21] <cmn32480> if it is the phone messages, I think ythere is a setting in the phone app for turnign off notifications
[14:06:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> phone app hell, if you install that nonsense on your phone you deserve the spam.
[14:07:01] <Runaway1956> OH HELL! WRONG CAN!! DON'T POUR THAT BOTULISM IN THE SERVER!! I GRABBED ZIKA VIRUS INSTEAD!
[14:07:15] <Runaway1956> We already have to many mindless liberals running around!
[14:07:26] <cmn32480> I can't get preggers anymore... we're good
[14:07:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> phones should make calls and send/receive texts. and let you look at pr0n while fishing.
[14:07:51] <Runaway1956> While fishing?
[14:07:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: actually you probably can for a little bit longer
[14:08:01] <cmn32480> the scales act as lube...
[14:08:15] <cmn32480> andy - 60-90 days, or 15-25 ejaculations
[14:08:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> catfish fishinging is a very low activity type of fishing.
[14:08:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> wait until you get a clear sample before stopping the birth control
[14:08:24] <SirFinkus> when it comes to fishing, TheMightyBuzzard is a master baiter
[14:08:30] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely
[14:08:36] <cmn32480> !graab SirFinkus
[14:08:42] <cmn32480> !grab SirFinkus
[14:08:42] <Bender> Added quote 731
[14:09:03] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd, that is the idea
[14:09:17] <cmn32480> I woudl ahte to have done all this, and get preggers on the down slide
[14:09:19] * SirFinkus goes back to his shitty "crash" review
[14:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, i need to get another bell out of the bucket for one of my catfish rods. lost its bell in the lake a while back.
[14:09:48] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[14:09:57] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[14:09:59] * exec faithfully piles a buzzfeed listicle of windows xp on janrinok
[14:10:04] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[14:10:06] * exec cohesively writes a fanfic featuring a bathtub of dumpster juice about cmn32480
[14:10:08] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:10:11] * exec seductively slides a mountain of mana to TheMightyBuzzard
[14:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[14:10:17] * exec sexually pisses a triply-linked list of bacon grease on janrinok
[14:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh
[14:10:24] <janrinok> tmb wins"
[14:10:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yummy
[14:10:30] <cmn32480> no question
[14:10:31] <SirFinkus> http://www.mediapeta.com exclusive pictures of TheMightyBuzzard
[14:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno, i'd rather have the bacon grease.
[14:10:46] <Runaway1956> I haven't decided yet whether exec is gay - he says some weird shit
[14:11:00] <janrinok> he _only_ say weird shit
[14:11:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~stopbeinggay
[14:11:02] <cmn32480> we have the ability to clean that up
[14:11:15] <cmn32480> I went through and pulled some of the really rancid stuff a few weeks back
[14:11:16] <janrinok> ~gday Runaway1956
[14:11:18] * exec hideously launches a dumpster of fencepost error toward Runaway1956
[14:11:20] <SirFinkus> "your big strong daddy"
[14:11:25] <janrinok> ~gday sirecote
[14:11:27] * exec mistakenly terrorizes a rar archive of boiled dog stuffed with rice with sirecote
[14:11:37] <janrinok> ~gday SirFinkus
[14:11:39] * exec faithfully flicks a 5¼" floppy disk of 🕷 at SirFinkus
[14:11:48] <Runaway1956> He's gotten less rauchy, but sometimes my gaydar twitches
[14:12:00] <janrinok> oooh, I get an unknown char at that point - sounds interesting
[14:12:01] <Runaway1956> Do we have a coder in the closet?
[14:12:17] <cmn32480> it is all about the combination
[14:12:24] <SirFinkus> Subsentient added a bunch of shit to the wordlists
[14:12:24] <cmn32480> I get one after the spider too janrinok
[14:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, catfish fishing from the bank/dock you put out several rods with bells on the tip then lay back and take a nap.
[14:12:54] <SirFinkus> or you pretend to be a girl on twitter
[14:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> what do you mean OR?
[14:13:18] <Runaway1956> I thought you WERE a girl on twitter ??????
[14:13:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> clearly this is an AND situation
[14:13:25] <SirFinkus> you didn't mention twitter in your phone rant
[14:13:49] <SirFinkus> you also forgot drinking and peeing in the lake
[14:13:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya well, i bailed on twitter rather than try and keep track of if i was shadowbanned for being me
[14:13:53] <Runaway1956> Did I miss a good rant?
[14:14:04] <janrinok> sounds like it
[14:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck the new ministry of truth too
[14:14:18] <Runaway1956> not with MY dick
[14:14:21] <SirFinkus> it's almost as if you've never been fishing
[14:14:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, the closest three lakes are all run by communists. no booze allowed.
[14:15:20] <SirFinkus> and you let that stop you?
[14:15:24] <janrinok> sober fishing? I've never tried that
[14:15:25] <Runaway1956> They banned coffee?
[14:15:29] <SirFinkus> it's a natural right
[14:15:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, hell no. even they have limits.
[14:15:39] <SirFinkus> like, 6th amendment or something
[14:15:56] <Runaway1956> So, take some coffee-flavored drinks with you
[14:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'outa beer right now anyhows. whiskey too. down to homemade wine.
[14:16:42] <Runaway1956> coffee wine? never tried it . . .
[14:16:43] <cmn32480> oh the horror
[14:17:02] <janrinok> how are your dangling globes today cmn32480 ?
[14:17:11] <SirFinkus> god damn crash is a shitty movie
[14:17:12] <cmn32480> little less balck and blue
[14:17:30] <janrinok> good to hear - at least for you
[14:17:38] <cmn32480> stilll the tenderest part of my tender bits
[14:17:41] <SirFinkus> careful about that cmn32480, I heard that spreads
[14:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> make sure n stay away from feminists for a while. you gotta be doing some pretty epic manspreading for a while.
[14:18:30] <Runaway1956> he ain't spreadin them far these days
[14:20:15] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to visit his irish friend, nick o'teen
[14:20:29] * SirFinkus calls the FBI
[14:20:51] * Subsentient vomits down SirFinkus' throat
[14:21:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> SirFinkus: the Female Body Inspectors? Why? Did you spot a gorgeous woman?
[14:21:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> If so, why aren't you sharing pictures?
[14:21:42] <SirFinkus> tastes like santorum and feces today Subsentient
[14:21:59] <Subsentient> Felched from your grandmother's salty rectum.
[14:22:10] <SirFinkus> salty?
[14:22:19] <Subsentient> Salty.
[14:22:46] <SirFinkus> I'll have you know my grandmother's rectum has a nutty flavor, and is low sodium
[14:24:00] <SirFinkus> good christ
[14:24:06] <SirFinkus> did this shit really win an oscar?
[14:24:11] <SirFinkus> HOW
[14:24:39] <Runaway1956> Oscar is an idiot
[14:24:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> same way that Hillary is winning the Dem primaries
[14:24:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> the powers that be decided it was worthy
[14:24:59] <Runaway1956> If you go down on the right people, you can get an oscar too
[14:25:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> and the people be damned
[14:25:18] <Runaway1956> They are
[14:26:13] <SirFinkus> I think I wrote better works of fiction in middle school
[14:27:42] <Runaway1956> 5000 year old brewery - wonder if they have the recipe worked out yet?
[14:28:28] <janrinok> Runaway1956, that story goes out tomorrow...
[14:29:17] * Runaway1956 can wait - I just noticed it and the question came to mind
[14:29:36] <Runaway1956> After 5000 years, they should be making the best brew on earth
[14:30:09] <janrinok> I don't recall seeing an exceptional number of drunken Chinese...
[14:31:25] <janrinok> .. but guaranteed to be better than Coors
[14:31:51] <Runaway1956> And, Legos are violent - next, we'll read stories about elementary school children being arrested for bringing Legos to school
[14:33:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> like the school that gave a kid detention because he ate his pop-tart into the shape of a gun?
[14:34:10] * Runaway1956 nods
[14:35:40] <Runaway1956> How the hell do I keep a karma of 50? I must not be pissing off enough progressives . . . or the silent majority agrees with my insane opinions
[14:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Excercise Until You Drop - http://sylnt.us - your-heart-just-isn't-in-it
[14:36:40] <Runaway1956> Dammit - I'm still hungry, and the kitten ran away to quick for me to catch it
[14:36:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> were you going to eat the kitten?
[14:37:07] <SirFinkus> ping Subsentient, he'll vomit down your throat
[14:37:23] <Runaway1956> Well, hell yeah, doesn't everyone like to eat pussy?
[14:37:27] * Subsentient vomits down SirFinkus' throat
[14:37:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> Runaway1956++
[14:37:38] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 5
[14:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[14:37:54] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6240, owned by BlackHawky
[14:46:01] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[14:46:30] <SirFinkus> Ayn Rand was more subtle than whoever wrote this dreck
[14:47:37] <janrinok> gtg and do my nursey duties
[14:47:44] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[14:47:45] <SirFinkus> most PORNOGRAPHY is more subtle than this crap
[14:48:45] <Runaway1956> Belgians don't seem to be very bright at all - http://edition.cnn.com
[14:48:45] <SirFinkus> it may actually be worse than the star wars prequels by virtue of how highly acclaimed it was
[14:48:46] <systemd> ^ 03Belgian prisoners released from 'inhumane' jails - CNN.com
[14:49:01] <Runaway1956> Gun the sons of bitches down and they'll stop the chaos
[14:50:57] <SirFinkus> yeah, because gunning down unarmed people never escalates chaos...
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[15:52:55] <Subsentient> SirFinkus++
[15:52:55] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 38
[16:07:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Apple Store: An Example of Evolving Retail? - http://sylnt.us - it's-not-just-a-phone-anymore
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[17:38:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Decentralized Web Summit Event at Internet Archive in San Francisco - http://sylnt.us - keep-it-open
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[17:55:52] <cmn32480> there goes the neighborhood....
[17:56:00] <cmn32480> ~gday janrionok
[17:56:03] * exec cohesively crams a bathtub of sleep into janrionok
[17:56:06] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[17:56:07] <janrinok> cmn!!!
[17:56:09] * exec retroactively ejaculates a 40 of grits at janrinok
[17:56:37] <janrinok> I don't need a bathtub of sleep - I can fall asleep without much problem at the moment!
[17:57:09] <cmn32480> you also got an ejaculated 40 of grits
[17:57:56] <janrinok> never been fond of grits, in any quantity and no matter how delivered
[17:58:16] <cmn32480> they are very good with shrimp
[17:58:40] <janrinok> I'll leave that to you and your cousins o'er the pond then
[17:59:25] <janrinok> I managed to find several photos of you on the internet, including one from your Spiceworks page. Which of your offspring are you carrying there?
[18:08:38] <alexbst> darmok
[18:21:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> and Jalad at Tanagra
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[19:40:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Laser Treatment for Cheaper Carbon Fiber Products - http://sylnt.us - lightweight,-cheap,-and-strong
[20:09:25] <alexbst> I finally saw that episode
[20:09:27] <alexbst> it was good
[20:11:42] <chromas> What if Lucas directed a star trek movie?
[20:12:05] <chromas> It'd probably be more like the old series
[20:12:05] <alexbst> haha
[20:12:15] <alexbst> better than jj abrahams
[20:12:36] <chromas> People sitting and talking things out with occasional action
[20:13:20] <chromas> though I don't know if the enterprise has enough room for all the couches
[21:11:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Dark Art of Mastering Music - http://sylnt.us - some-art,-some-science,-and-a-whole-lotta-black-magic
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[23:12:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cities Try Different Tactics to Regulate Noise - http://sylnt.us - I-can't-heeeeeeeaaaaaar-yooooouuuuuuuuu
[23:19:58] <chromas> pass out suppressors to all the urban youths
[23:20:39] <chromas> and teach them to shoot so they don't waste so many bullets. That's just environmental responsibility
[23:37:29] <paulej72> My cable box keeps rebooting
[23:37:52] <paulej72> Getting a bad signal. But the internet seem fine
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