#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-23

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[00:01:38] * Deucalion appears in a foul smelling plume of smoke, glitter and prancing unicorns
[00:03:04] <Deucalion> #socialist cmn32480
[00:03:04] <MrPlow> cmn32480, you're a socialist!
[00:11:36] <SirFinkus> lo Deucalion
[00:11:52] <SirFinkus> how's live in your rainy dystopian wasteland?
[00:11:55] <SirFinkus> *life
[00:15:43] <Deucalion> been kinda sunny of late.
[00:16:01] <Deucalion> replaced some of my PC guts today
[00:16:15] <cmn32480> ~socialist Deucalion
[00:16:17] <exec> Deucalion, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[00:17:23] <SirFinkus> I need to build a new desktop
[00:17:59] <SirFinkus> apparently the new doom game is actually good, but I wouldn't be able to run it well on my current setup
[00:19:27] <Deucalion> My budget was limited so I just went with a Z97 board, i5-4690K and 16GB of DDR3. Now to wait to see what happens to nvidia GPU prices once the 1080 hits the mainstream. Probably give it a month or so and pick something up.
[00:21:09] <Deucalion> cmn32480, some might call me a raving communist.... but they'd be people who have no idea what communism actually is or how it differs from socialism :D
[00:29:49] <cmn32480> sirfinkus - new doom ?
[00:30:04] <SirFinkus> what rock have you been living under cmn32480?
[00:31:12] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[00:31:14] <systemd> ^ 03DOOM – Launch Trailer - YouTube
[00:34:49] <cmn32480> oh my
[00:34:59] * cmn32480 starts looking at steam
[00:36:59] <cmn32480> jebus... $60
[00:37:24] <SirFinkus> it was just released
[00:37:41] <cmn32480> 10 day ago
[00:37:42] <Deucalion> stick it on the watch list and wait for the inevitable sale :D
[00:37:49] <cmn32480> I'll wait until Christmas...
[00:37:52] <SirFinkus> what I'm doing
[00:38:03] <SirFinkus> by the time I save up enough for my desktop, it'll be $30
[00:40:42] <cmn32480> good plan
[00:56:30] <SirFinkus> "Youtubers Life is the ultimate life simulation/tycoon videogame in which you can become the world’s greatest video blogger in history. Edit videos, expand the amount of fans and turn yourself into a wealthy fellow."
[00:56:37] <SirFinkus> spot on steam, this exactly the kind of game I like
[01:00:13] <Deucalion> I must get me one of those microphones with the gauze thing in front so I too can be a successful Youtuber :D
[01:01:28] <cmn32480> ~google tuber
[01:01:30] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:01:52] <cmn32480> must be some new breed of potato
[01:02:45] <Deucalion> Prefer parsnips myself... or beetroot... but the latter stains your hands for weeks and makes people think you're psycho killer
[01:03:11] <SirFinkus> no, the smell from your basement does that Deucalion
[01:03:29] <Deucalion> I have no basement... or was that a euphemism?
[01:07:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How the Pentagon Punished NSA Whistleblowers - http://sylnt.us - wrist-slapping
[01:11:29] <cmn32480> doom not on tpb yet
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[01:20:03] <jasassin> whats up with this amd only ram?
[01:20:15] <Deucalion> ?
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[01:20:27] <jasassin> got 8 gigs of this shit... ddr2 and it doesn't work in my g33 intel mobo
[01:20:34] <jasassin> 13 dollars down the drain
[01:23:33] <cmn32480> intel skipped certain models... but I didn't think DDR2 was one of them
[01:24:19] <jasassin> http://www.ebay.com
[01:24:19] <systemd> ^✓ 032GB DDR2 800MHz PC2 6400 240pin Desktop DIMM Memory RAM for AMD Motherboard | eBay
[01:24:46] <jasassin> thats the item i bout
[01:24:48] <jasassin> bought
[01:24:55] <jasassin> doesn't work in intel mobo ddr2 :(
[01:25:10] <jasassin> oh well i got 2 gigs of hynix so i will have 4 gigs
[01:25:19] <jasassin> 7.49
[01:25:47] <jasassin> using fedora 23 with mate... just want to turn the swapoff and be able to use chrome and thunderbird with no crashes
[01:27:03] <Deucalion> I had no idea there was such a thing as AMD specific DDR2 RAM - you live and learn :/
[01:27:09] <jasassin> yeah
[01:27:20] <jasassin> 14 dollars worth of learning :(
[01:27:22] <jasassin> so stupid
[01:27:31] <Deucalion> sell it on :)
[01:27:34] <SirFinkus> pretty cheap learning though
[01:27:36] <jasassin> ddr2 according to everythign i read was supposed to be ddr2
[01:27:38] <jasassin> but its no
[01:27:58] <jasassin> cheap ass chinese ddr2 amd only ram
[01:27:59] <jasassin> wtf
[01:28:11] <SirFinkus> can't return it?
[01:28:27] <jasassin> for 14 dollars to china?
[01:28:42] <Deucalion> Well the listing did state "for AMD motherboard".....
[01:29:05] <jasassin> yeah
[01:29:07] * SirFinkus reads scrollback
[01:29:09] <jasassin> i took a chance
[01:29:16] <SirFinkus> yeah, only yourself to blame here
[01:29:17] <jasassin> anyone wanna buy 8 gigs of AMD ONLY ram?
[01:29:59] <jasassin> i'll sell it 10 bucks free shipping
[01:30:48] <jasassin> i knowthere are a lot of eggheads on here
[01:30:59] <jasassin> can someone explain to me how the fuck this ram can only work on amd motherboards?
[01:31:04] <jasassin> what is the deal?
[01:31:06] * SirFinkus only has intel kit from that era
[01:32:59] <Deucalion> Would probably work fine in the board I just yanked out of my machine and put on the shelf. That thing was always skanky, from new it hard crashed when trying to run dual channel memory. Although that was likely down to my cheaping out on no name DIMMs.
[01:34:23] <jasassin> you want this shit ram?
[01:34:26] <jasassin> pm me your address
[01:34:39] <jasassin> if you will use it i'll send it to ya
[01:34:40] <jasassin> if not fuck it
[01:35:17] <jasassin> i have no use for it
[01:35:23] <jasassin> and craigslist just pisses me right off
[01:35:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, hang on, lemme check the minecraft server box
[01:35:43] <jasassin> cool
[01:35:56] <jasassin> i got the link to the ram up
[01:36:01] <jasassin> man its that amd only bs
[01:37:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot, amd with ddr2 800 in it
[01:37:09] <jasassin> nice
[01:37:11] <jasassin> you want this shit?
[01:37:12] <jasassin> i got 8 gigs
[01:37:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure. pm me an address and i'll mail ya a picture of a dead president out... prolly wednesday.
[01:38:07] <jasassin> just give me your address and i'll ship it tomorrow
[01:38:07] <Deucalion> I have a 2GB DDR2 800 stick that is recycle fodder unless anyone want it :)
[01:38:35] <jasassin> you gotta tell me if the shit works though
[01:39:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, no big if it don't. just a few bucks.
[01:39:42] <Deucalion> It works - but it's only ever been on an AMD board AFAIK - so no idea if it is AMD only.
[01:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, i'd take it off yer hands but i done run outa slots
[01:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> what i really need's a shiny new vid card and another 8g of 1333MHz ddr3 but i persevere through such tribulations
[01:44:52] <Deucalion> TMB - You can have the board and processor too if you like. Asus M2A-VM, Athlon X2 6400+ (I think), 2GB DDR2. No use to me, it's just going to gather dust on the shelf now I retired it and it's not worth the effort of selling it for a few bucks. If you want any of that crap just mail me your addy or bunker location :D
[01:45:54] <jasassin> cool man
[01:45:54] <Deucalion> TMB - I'm expecting nvidia prices to drop one the 1080 gets out to market properly :D
[01:46:00] <jasassin> got it all boxed up with address and stuff
[01:46:02] <jasassin> ready to go
[01:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> appreciated but i don't have a spare case to slap it in.
[01:46:05] <jasassin> hope it works for you
[01:46:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, you aight, man
[01:46:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, post a journal offering it to whoever wants.
[01:47:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> bound to be SOMEONE that hard up for an upgrade.
[01:47:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> or could use a spare server for something
[01:49:08] <Deucalion> I'm kinda not wanting to do that... the thing kept hard crashing under load toward the end of its days... but then I removed it and found the stand-offs under the board were all loose so that may have just been intermittent ground issues or something. Still, I can offer it with caveat emptor I suppose.
[01:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> minecraft server's been more or less down since i slapped forge server binaries on it. too much extra memory taken up for the poor thing's 2GB of ram
[01:50:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> let's break us some webservers!
[01:52:19] <jasassin> man with any luck this 8 gig will work for ya
[01:52:35] <jasassin> im glad i asked
[01:52:48] <jasassin> was so sad when my computer just turned on and didnt post
[01:52:49] <jasassin> :(
[01:53:07] <jasassin> i thought oh ho ho i pulled one over getting 8 gigs for 14 bucks
[01:53:15] <jasassin> i am MR
[01:53:41] <jasassin> amd put it in my butt again
[01:53:59] <jasassin> i guess this hd3450 gpu is ok
[01:54:04] <jasassin> the open source drivers are ok
[01:54:16] <jasassin> the fglrx is a joke and a half
[01:54:24] <jasassin> the proprietary drivers are shit
[01:54:31] <Deucalion> anyone want an nvidia GTS250 to go with their DDR2 era box? Just ask if so... it just gathering dust now.
[01:54:52] <jasassin> hmmm is that better than a tnt2?
[01:55:12] <jasassin> i got a pci tnt2
[01:55:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, gotta agree. i'm diggin the radeon/ati driver since i switched to oss
[01:55:55] <Deucalion> I suspect so.. needs a PCI-E slot and a 6pin power lead though.
[01:56:06] <jasassin> nope
[01:56:07] <jasassin> :(
[01:56:12] * Deucalion checks
[01:56:14] <jasassin> heh
[01:56:18] <jasassin> i got old shit
[01:56:24] <jasassin> no speical power
[01:56:37] <jasassin> yeah the new radeon is ok
[01:56:50] <jasassin> glxgears actually runs!!!!!
[01:56:53] <jasassin> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[01:57:17] <jasassin> 20 years later and the fucking glxgears actually is accellerated
[01:57:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> waiting on the new kernel with amdgpu support for my hd7790
[01:57:23] <jasassin> they are making progress!
[01:57:37] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[01:57:44] <jasassin> will it ever happen?
[01:57:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> think it's slated for 4.8 kernel
[01:58:03] <jasassin> and that is some ancient shit
[01:58:06] <jasassin> bah
[01:58:28] <jasassin> hd7790
[01:58:34] <jasassin> when was that? 2010?
[01:58:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, 7790 is still able to play most games at 1080p
[01:58:50] <jasassin> hmmmm
[01:58:55] <Deucalion> yah - PCI-E, 8 pin power feed. Zotac GTS250, 512MB. VGA, DVI and HDMI out. Goes for nect to nothing on ebay these days, but if someone can make use I'll happily post it out.
[01:59:14] <jasassin> cant use the powerfeed but thats nice to offer
[01:59:43] <jasassin> 7790 was that the expensive ass one
[01:59:46] <jasassin> now that you say that
[01:59:48] <jasassin> hmmmmmm
[02:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really but it was a really good card for the price
[02:00:25] <jasassin> what games you playing?
[02:00:34] <jasassin> does it play like left4dead or new source games etc?
[02:00:36] <jasassin> just curious
[02:00:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> still shows up on the high-end cards list
[02:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. i don't really play that kinda stuff.
[02:01:23] <jasassin> huh
[02:01:28] <jasassin> i haven't played games in a long time
[02:01:36] <jasassin> but i got onto this stupid left4dead2
[02:01:50] <jasassin> now im dreaming about killing zombies
[02:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> have motherboard issues that keep me from playing witcher 3 and sword coast legends but that's the motherboard. the vid card plays em fine until they crash the whole bloody comp with a hypertransport sync flood error
[02:02:14] <jasassin> wtf
[02:02:40] <jasassin> i had left4dead2 crashign on me
[02:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> buggy motherboard. always been a few outlying games that caused that.
[02:02:51] <jasassin> i took the computer out and blew the hair devil out of the heatsink
[02:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[02:03:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram|away, quit being away. we need you to break both web frontends.
[02:03:20] <jasassin> you using driver disks from the mobo?
[02:03:21] <jasassin> wtf
[02:03:24] <jasassin> thats what it sounds like
[02:03:37] <Deucalion> jasassin, what PSU do you have? fairly sure you can run a GTS250 off a molex <> GPU 8 pin connector... provided the PSU is up to it. It's a pretty low end card equiv 8800 or 9800 I think.
[02:03:47] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:03:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. just whatever winders installed when it got plugged in
[02:03:52] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: pong
[02:03:53] <jasassin> ok yeah i
[02:04:03] <jasassin> ok yeah i didn't think of that
[02:04:10] <jasassin> its been so long since i fiddled with this shit
[02:04:14] <Bytram> just give me a couple minutes, eh? just got back home.
[02:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure sure. smoke break for me then.
[02:04:34] <jasassin> me2
[02:04:51] <Deucalion> TMB - your bot needs a #Canadian option for people that say "eh" :D
[02:05:10] <Bytram> can someone pls sum up what's on, what needs doing, and any other thoughts? I'll be back in a few minutes.
[02:05:33] * Deucalion holds up the nobody knows card
[02:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, basically we want you to break both web frontends at once
[02:13:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, crap, we're bout to run outa stories
[02:13:21] <cmn32480> yep
[02:13:30] <Deucalion> I fink I can init 0 them both... would that be a good test?
[02:17:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, might as well. no point being up without stories. course if we're down we can't get any new ones either. it's prolly Bytram's fault.
[02:19:05] <Bytram> bear with my as I eat my dinner and try to catch up
[02:19:11] <Deucalion> Blergh - all I have click-bait BS :(
[02:20:32] <Deucalion> I quite like this Ars story http://arstechnica.co.uk about solar thermal going awry, but it's just too baity
[02:20:34] <systemd> ^ 03Errant concentrated sunbeam starts fire at solar thermal plant in the desert | Ars Technica UK
[02:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it'd be a dupe
[02:21:49] <Deucalion> There was a time I paid attention.... I forget when that was...
[02:22:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, i wouldn't know myself but i been arguing some this week.
[02:23:02] <chromas> How about an Ask Soylent: Who wants my old hardware?
[02:23:09] <chromas> soylentsexchange
[02:23:39] <Deucalion> As long as you're not arguing with yourself, the clouds or unicorns it's probably OK.
[02:24:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, screw them unicorns.
[02:24:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist unicorns
[02:24:29] <MrPlow> unicorns, you're a socialist!
[02:25:03] <chromas> http://www.gamespot.com
[02:25:05] <systemd> ^ 03Minecraft's New Mario DLC Leads to Nintendo Copyright Claims on YouTube - GameSpot
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[02:25:28] * chromas opens up the pitchfork stand
[02:25:38] <Deucalion> chromas, I'm sure someone would find a reason to be horrifically offended by #soylentsexchange - as always it would be someone being offended on behalf of someone else they think should be offended but who actually finds it amusing.
[02:26:10] <cmn32480> ~submit http://phys.org
[02:26:14] <chromas> oh, tama has a quote for that
[02:26:23] <chromas> <tama> How does it feel to have upper middle class millennials who want to talk for you?
[02:26:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.gamespot.com
[02:26:35] <MrPlow> 403 Forbidden
[02:26:38] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> dahell?
[02:26:58] <chromas> need a speshul ua string?
[02:27:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly doesn't like my MrPlow/0.1 ua, yeah
[02:27:52] <chromas> here's an important one: "Tampon-Tracking Wearable Helps Skirt 'A Girl's Worst Nightmare' Tampon-Tracking Wearable Helps Skirt 'A Girl's Worst Nightmare'"
[02:27:58] <Deucalion> spoofy mcspoofy to the rescue
[02:27:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://www.gamespot.com
[02:28:20] <Deucalion> #smake chromas
[02:28:20] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with bunged up data
[02:28:28] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[02:28:28] <chromas> topical
[02:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet, ain't just my bot
[02:28:39] <chromas> 'cause I bunged up the pasting
[02:29:22] * chromas lols at this photo: http://www.ubergizmo.com
[02:29:24] <systemd> ^ 03Student Finds Flaws In Police Protocols, Gets Suspended Prison Sentence
[02:39:32] <Runaway1956> Nosy kids poking around police investigations must be punished!
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[02:42:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup wit choo, bot? why you crash earlier?
[02:42:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
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[02:42:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, thas why
[02:44:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> bug i fixed elsewhere cropped back up
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[02:48:10] <cmn32480> ~submit http://phys.org
[02:48:38] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> expect a short downtime. we're letting Bytram push buttons.
[02:50:10] <Bytram> pushy pushy
[02:53:47] * cmn32480 rattles the submission tin
[02:53:53] <cmn32480> queue is at ZERO
[02:54:03] <cmn32480> adn on that note.. I'm off to bed.
[02:54:11] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:54:13] * exec homogeneously crams a gallon of gold doubloons into #soylent
[03:01:17] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:01:19] * exec whole-heartedly twerks a blagoblag of superballs for cmn32480
[03:01:37] <Bytram> cmn32480: hope the recovery is progressing smoothly
[03:39:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's Government Fabricates Hundreds of Millions of Social Media Posts - http://sylnt.us - astroturfing-on-a-grand-scale
[04:00:01] <Bytram> audioguy++
[04:00:01] <Bender> karma - audioguy: 4
[04:00:03] <Bytram> audioguy++
[04:00:03] <Bender> karma - audioguy: 5
[04:00:08] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[04:00:08] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 237
[04:00:08] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[04:00:08] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 238
[04:06:22] <Bytram> ~gnight #oylent
[04:06:24] * exec unnecessarily farts a tremendouns number of grandma's gash at #oylent
[04:06:29] <Bytram> !uid
[04:06:30] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6238, owned by santos
[04:06:41] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[05:40:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Test Your Download Speed at Fast.com - http://sylnt.us - speedy-or-not
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[07:42:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Identify the Molecules That Make Your Dirty Clothes Stink - http://sylnt.us - sock-it-to-me!
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[09:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[09:33:58] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[09:34:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:34:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2599
[09:34:28] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[09:34:29] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[09:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[09:35:32] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[09:43:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - $7,500 Omnibus Ultimate Edition Includes an Actual Bus - http://sylnt.us - now,-THAT-is-what-i-call-a-gimmick
[09:48:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://arstechnica.com
[09:48:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[09:49:24] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[09:49:24] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[10:16:09] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:16:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2600
[10:16:15] <crutchy> batman++ # just cos
[10:16:16] <Bender> karma - batman: 2
[10:17:06] <crutchy> might start trying to work on some sneak mods tonight
[10:17:26] <crutchy> testing mod seems to be behaving
[10:20:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> batman++ # I'm Batman
[10:20:39] <Bender> karma - batman: 3
[10:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool beans, just writing up the dice roller for rustbot today.
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[10:42:49] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:42:51] * exec implicitly heaps a heap of windows xp on TheMightyBuzzard
[10:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:42:58] * exec homogeneously fires a snatched purse full of boiled dog stuffed with rice at cmn32480
[10:43:09] <cmn32480> you win that one
[10:43:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, close one though. one version either way and i'd have lost horribly.
[10:43:37] <cmn32480> true
[10:44:14] <cmn32480> welll at tleast there are some subs in the queue
[10:44:37] <cmn32480> one from "golden showers forev"
[10:44:54] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[10:44:56] * exec brazenly drops a beaker of social justice on crutchy
[10:45:12] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[10:45:14] * exec abrasively flings a 40 of mana at cmn32480
[10:45:25] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[10:45:27] * exec metrosexually scissors a vial of windows 8 for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:45:41] <cmn32480> I think I won for a change
[10:45:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, indeed you did
[10:46:04] <crutchy> ooh. yeah tmb definitely got smaked with that metrosexual windows 8 thing
[10:46:17] <cmn32480> ~G MANA
[10:46:20] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[10:46:40] <cmn32480> yep... I won
[10:46:49] * cmn32480 marks the day on the calendar...
[10:46:56] <cmn32480> ah well... it's been a good run...
[10:47:02] <cmn32480> maybe I;ll win again next year
[10:47:12] * cmn32480 goes to pull trash... then rest his nuggets
[10:47:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i needs nicotine
[10:50:08] <crutchy> ~rps p
[10:50:10] <exec> rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[11:04:57] <cmn32480> ~rps sssss
[11:04:59] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 15 - http://ix.io
[11:05:22] <cmn32480> ~rps sssss
[11:05:24] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 15 - http://ix.io
[11:05:26] <cmn32480> ~rps sssss
[11:05:28] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[11:05:35] <cmn32480> ~rps rpsrpsrps
[11:05:36] <exec> sequence trimmed
[11:05:36] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 15 - http://ix.io
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[11:08:54] <crutchy> AndyTheAbsurd is catching up to me
[11:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> good deal
[11:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> we need some upset in the ranks
[11:11:59] <crutchy> maybe need some moar bots designed specially to play rps
[11:12:54] <crutchy> as long as the delay between turns is more than 8 sec should be ok
[11:13:08] <crutchy> otherwise the random nag will appear
[11:13:44] <crutchy> actually exec's anti alias spam is probably the limiting factor
[11:13:56] <crutchy> can't remember its rule(s)
[11:14:01] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> rustbot ain't playin no rps
[11:15:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, now i gotta set some limits on the dicebot so's you lot can't do #roll 1000000000d999999999999 throws=9000
[11:15:18] <crutchy> #rollololol :D
[11:17:08] <crutchy> hmm. exec is a bit more lenient delay-wise (1.5 sec) but if someone breaks that they don't just get a message they get ignored for 20 sec
[11:17:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know chromas'd do it just for the keks
[11:17:45] <crutchy> chromas is the soylent bot testing dept.
[11:18:00] <crutchy> and yeah he'd totally do it for the keks
[11:19:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> let (maxdice, maxsides, maxthrows) = (9000, 9000, 12); ya think?
[11:19:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> let's test its snappiness on the single purpose script
[11:21:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas no hill for a stepper. took like half a second and most of that was probably displaying all 9k dice results
[11:21:37] <crutchy> var_dumps are bog slow for me
[11:22:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> rust's pretty damned fast at that. its the console that bogs down displaying.
[11:23:28] <crutchy> hmm. actually i think i realise why
[11:23:52] * cmn32480 awaits the answer with batied breath
[11:23:56] <crutchy> exec has a delay between each cycle
[11:24:23] <crutchy> var_dump lines are broken into stdout lines. exec handles each line with a delay between
[11:25:33] <crutchy> its only 0.05 sec, but still
[11:25:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ouch
[11:26:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was using a single purpose test script
[11:26:31] <crutchy> i found if i didn't have any delay at all the cpu would get flogged
[11:26:43] <crutchy> php--
[11:26:43] <Bender> karma - php: 2
[11:27:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[11:27:04] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[11:27:17] <crutchy> might be able to get away with something much smaller. maybe i should try 0.001 sec
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[11:27:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 3d6 times=3
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[11:28:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[11:28:30] <crutchy> the answer to that one was "screw you guys ima goin home"
[11:29:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> missed some punctuation
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[11:29:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 3d6 times=3
[11:29:44] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes RustyPlow
[11:30:12] <crutchy> x uses about 5% cpu with a 0.001s delay
[11:30:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll
[11:30:22] <RustyPlow> ##roll is not a currently implemented command
[11:30:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes it is you stoopid bot
[11:30:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[11:30:40] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[11:32:58] <crutchy> about 4% cpu usage with a 0.004s delay
[11:36:56] <crutchy> idles at about 2.9% with 0.01s
[11:37:09] <crutchy> i'm starting to think 0.05s might have been a sweet spot
[11:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> buffer em and print the buffer every 0.05s?
[11:39:22] <crutchy> when exec idles its just looping through a couple of check functions
[11:40:41] <crutchy> there's no doubt a better way of doin it
[11:41:01] <crutchy> in mah delphi programs i'd call Application.ProcessMessages
[11:41:18] <cmn32480> the php process ont eh current box idles between 2% and 3%
[11:41:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[11:41:47] <cmn32480> uses .5% of the current 2GB memory
[11:41:50] <crutchy> cmn32480, yeah that seems about right
[11:41:57] <crutchy> (cpu-wise)
[11:43:30] <crutchy> it was probably more of an issue when i was using my lappy since the result of a too small delay was that my lap became warmer :p
[11:43:36] <cmn32480> 10.25MB of RAM
[11:44:01] * cmn32480 notes that all he actaully needed to do was borrow crutchy's old laptop
[11:44:21] <crutchy> its ded
[11:44:31] <cmn32480> so are my chances of having more kids...
[11:44:36] <crutchy> last night i relocated it to the ded laptop pile in the bedroom :(
[11:45:05] <crutchy> after the mandatory period of mourning it will probably end up in the bin
[11:45:21] <cmn32480> recycle it
[11:45:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Show Telephone Metadata Can Reveal Surprisingly Sensitive Personal Information - http://sylnt.us - back-to-can-and-string
[11:45:34] <crutchy> yeah it would go in the recycle bin
[11:45:38] <cmn32480> lotaa scout troopos around here do electronics recycling
[11:45:43] <crutchy> ah
[11:45:54] <crutchy> hmm. not sure what other options around here are
[11:46:03] <cmn32480> they collect ded units and send them off to the gods or some thing
[11:46:08] <crutchy> lol
[11:46:11] <cmn32480> I always forget to put my stuff out
[11:46:37] <crutchy> i've strill got a draw full of ded hdds going back more than a decade
[11:46:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid off by one errors
[11:46:57] <crutchy> one day they might spontaneously start working again!
[11:46:59] <cmn32480> I took all mine apart.. kept the platters and tossed the cases
[11:47:05] <cmn32480> in the recycle bin
[11:47:17] <crutchy> apparently the motors are pretty good
[11:47:29] <cmn32480> and I kept the magnets
[11:48:23] <crutchy> i'm really hoping that my nas drive spontaneously starts working again
[11:48:35] <crutchy> otherwise i gotta find a machine i can put its 4 hdds into :/
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[11:49:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar we go
[11:49:15] <cmn32480> ##roll
[11:49:15] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 times=6
[11:49:20] <crutchy> ##rollololololol
[11:49:20] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 times=6
[11:49:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 9000d9000 times=1
[11:49:32] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 40416560
[11:49:42] <crutchy> ##rollololololol 1e12 times=1e12
[11:49:42] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 times=6
[11:49:55] <cmn32480> ##roll 9000d9000 times=9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
[11:49:55] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 40617718
[11:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 9001d9001 times=13
[11:50:01] <RustyPlow> chromas, is that you? stop being a wiseass.
[11:50:07] <crutchy> lmao
[11:50:10] <cmn32480> lol
[11:50:17] <cmn32480> NICE TOUCH!!!
[11:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> missed something in the logic there though
[11:50:25] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:50:25] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 239
[11:50:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should have bitched at cmn32480's as well
[11:51:37] <cmn32480> is OK... I'm good w/ giving chromas the credit for being a shit
[11:53:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[11:53:00] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[11:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, overflowed him in the other channel
[11:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i gotta handle them errors too
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[12:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff
[12:00:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 3d-6
[12:00:46] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 times=6
[12:01:02] <cmn32480> ##roll 9000d9000 times=943
[12:01:02] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 40059427
[12:01:17] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[12:01:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should have bitched at you
[12:01:30] <cmn32480> ##roll 9000d9000 times=9430000000000
[12:01:30] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 40433146
[12:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 9000d9000 times=2
[12:01:53] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 40557875
[12:02:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, guess i broke something
[12:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 3d6 times=2
[12:02:45] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 10
[12:03:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh
[12:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[12:03:43] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[12:04:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh bleh, i got the help wrong not the coding
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[12:05:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##help roll
[12:05:49] <RustyPlow> roll the dice. ##roll 3d6 throws=6
[12:05:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> throws not times
[12:06:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 9000d9000 times=9430000000000
[12:06:03] <RustyPlow> pass 1: 40513382
[12:06:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> is exactly what it should do
[12:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##roll 9000d9000 throws=9430000000000
[12:06:31] <RustyPlow> chromas, is that you? stop being a wiseass.
[12:07:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> think the rolling is done
[12:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[12:07:34] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:07:34] <systemd> ^✓ 03BOOBIES KITTENS - YouTube
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[12:13:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##bnk
[12:13:09] <RustyPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:13:09] <systemd> ^✓ 03BOOBIES KITTENS - YouTube
[12:13:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##help bnk
[12:13:13] <RustyPlow> BOOBIES n KITTEHS!
[12:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:24:48] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[12:24:48] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[12:25:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> om nom nom
[12:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> there need to be more shows like this: https://www.youtube.com
[12:27:41] <systemd> ^ 03Yaşlı adam az kalsın şaşı kalıyordu! - YouTube
[12:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com
[12:40:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[12:40:30] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[12:40:30] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[12:43:33] <cmn32480> DUPE!
[12:44:45] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[12:44:46] <systemd> ^ 03SN article:  Judge Says Suspect Has Right to Review Code That FBI Has Right to Keep Secret 04(15 comments)
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[12:50:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> is it?
[12:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, yup
[12:53:35] * TheMightyBuzzard nukes it from orbit, just to be sure
[12:54:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hmmm... my rss feed is out of stuff
[12:56:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.washingtonexaminer.com
[12:56:29] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[12:57:00] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[12:57:00] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[13:00:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://nypost.com
[13:00:21] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[13:00:51] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[13:00:51] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[13:02:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.breitbart.com
[13:02:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[13:03:23] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[13:03:23] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[13:06:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, did the nypost one not make it?
[13:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess not
[13:07:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://nypost.com
[13:07:38] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[13:08:08] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[13:08:09] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[13:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, damnit.
[13:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna hafta do it manually i suppose.
[13:09:07] <paulej72> why does soylent decide to puke when I take a few days off from being super connected to the internet?
[13:09:39] <cmn32480> when the cat's away the mice will play?
[13:10:20] <paulej72> they sure do, got a mouse in my appartment I can't seem to get rid of.
[13:11:17] <cmn32480> you need a cat
[13:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, beats me. it's been doing it regularly though for weeks. nothing serious, just gotta restart mysql and bounce the server.
[13:11:47] <paulej72> but it likes to do it when I have been unplugged
[13:12:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, damned if i know why
[13:12:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> new script built for it though
[13:13:05] <paulej72> cool
[13:13:28] <paulej72> now I need to let the coffee soak in
[13:13:33] <paulej72> coffee++
[13:13:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2601
[13:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> /usr/local/bin/restart-rehash-master.sh on boron and the other restart-rehash.sh scripts got renamed so don't go getting surprised.
[13:14:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may rename them to "bounce-rehash.sh" or something cause they're still useful and automatable
[13:17:25] <chromas> bounce-juggs.sh
[13:17:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh....
[13:18:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:19:02] <chromas> make the extension .boioioing
[13:32:35] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[13:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[13:33:33] * exec half-heartedly cyberbullies a triply-linked list of horse tentacle tofu at janrinok
[13:35:56] <janrinok> ~gday TMB , how did the fishing go?
[13:35:58] * exec sardonically pits a pair of used panties full of naval lint against TMB
[13:37:08] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:37:10] * exec cohesively irritates a handful of gasoline with TheMightyBuzzard
[13:37:22] * janrinok forgets that it doesn't recognise TMB
[13:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, skipped it in favor of a goodly nap
[13:38:35] <janrinok> lol - you could have done both if you had planned it right
[13:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but spontaneous naps are the best naps
[13:39:04] <janrinok> very true
[13:39:27] <janrinok> I have a very unspontaneous nap after my lunch each day
[13:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> still a valued victory over consciousness
[13:40:49] <janrinok> yep!
[13:41:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone gone and seen the new x-men movie yet?
[13:42:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm debating on it cause x-men movies haven't been all that good since the first one
[13:42:51] <janrinok> no, I don't do movies
[13:43:13] <janrinok> well, not until they hit the TV#
[13:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> me either much but i do watch comic book movies
[13:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> deadpool++
[13:43:31] <Bender> karma - deadpool: 1
[13:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i feel like phoenix666. half the subs in the queue are mine.
[13:45:38] <janrinok> I stopped programming when my 'enforced rest' was imposed upon me, and I'm just looking at where I was when I stopped coding up the then-current project. I haven't got a clue what I was trying to do or where I had got to...
[13:46:11] <janrinok> I must make better programmer's notes...
[13:46:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ouch. i always try and leave a big ole "HERE" so i at least know where i left off.
[13:47:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> either grep or trying to get it to compile/run will find it that way
[13:47:48] <janrinok> so do I, but I finished rather abruptly
[13:47:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> true nuff
[13:48:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> compiled code? cause it'll generally break where you left off unless you finished that line.
[13:49:12] <janrinok> yes but I'm not sure what that block of code was going to do when I finished it :)
[13:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, didn't think you'd been gone THAT long
[13:49:37] <janrinok> 7 months
[13:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> wow, thought it was more like 3-4. time it does fly when ya get older.
[13:50:45] <janrinok> and you get older faster. Damn its racing for me now
[13:51:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the up side, at least you didn't get let go for being gone seven months.
[13:51:49] <janrinok> nor does my pay suffer...
[13:52:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> outstanding job, that. i woulda not had a job to go back to anywhere i've worked, including self-employment.
[13:56:46] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, are you still living out in the boondocks?
[13:57:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, moved to TN a year n change ago. still not a huge town but it at least has stop lights.
[13:58:48] <janrinok> Ah, I had the impression that it was a smaller place than it actually is - my bad
[14:02:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's about 4 miles squared, give or take i think. not much bigger physically than the last town but much more developed.
[14:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy monkey, sumpin's seriously wrong with my internet connection. getting 1Mb/s down right now.
[14:04:00] * TheMightyBuzzard goes diagnosing
[14:17:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clues to Ancient Giant Asteroid Found in Australia - http://sylnt.us - leaving-big-holes
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[14:33:56] <paulej72> TMB has fallen off the net
[14:34:32] <paulej72> quick everyone make fun of him behind his back :)
[14:36:29] <janrinok> I happily make fun of him to his face too. By the way, 'hello' paulej72 - I'm back
[14:37:08] <paulej72> hi I saw, but my coffee was not absorbed properly so I could not reply
[14:37:37] <janrinok> don't blame you - coffee is far more important
[14:38:41] <paulej72> wroking on a few too many hours of sleep as I drove home from my parents yseterday eveing. It takes me some time to wind down afterword.
[14:45:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> moved my computer closer to the access point. at least managing 10Mb/s transfer rates now. which kinda sucks being as my internet pipe is 50Mb/s
[14:45:45] <Runaway1956> I thought TMB was the net . . . foosh net anyway
[14:46:01] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[14:46:45] * Runaway1956 volunteers to paint some road signs with big ole "HERE" on them
[14:47:22] * Runaway1956 does a couple smaller ones with "THIS IS THE PLACE"
[14:48:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hell. this blows goats
[14:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima end up runnin cat5 through the bloody attic, i just know it.
[14:50:09] <Runaway1956> No need for that. Just get a 7/8 drill, punch some holes in the walls up high, and staple the cable to the ceiling.
[14:50:17] <Runaway1956> That attic is to damned hot to work in.
[14:51:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's hard to get a 7/8 drill through 8 inches of concrete block, though.
[14:52:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> Which explains why my desktop is still on wifi at the moment.
[14:52:32] * Runaway1956 hands AndyTheAbsurd a 16 inch long star drill
[14:52:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> (At least I got it on a 5GHz signal using a PCIx card, though.)
[14:54:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd get better signal at 2.4GHz. it penetrates walls n shat better.
[14:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> the higher the frequency, the more line of sight it is.
[14:54:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> except when the microwave is on, then the signal's pretty much nonexistent.
[14:54:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> Guess where the microwave is?
[14:55:16] <paulej72> get a 5GH microwave oven then
[14:55:21] <Runaway1956> Does that mean the microwave leaks?
[14:55:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> all microwaves leak.
[14:56:07] <paulej72> yes microwave ovens leak like a sieve Have you seen the big ass opening in the window.
[14:56:16] <Runaway1956> OMG - I'M GOING TO FRY MY BRAINS!!
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[14:57:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> Runaway1956: too late, your brains are already fried.
[14:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, got my antennas arranged to where i get 24Mb/s now
[14:57:25] * Runaway1956 feels his brain to see
[14:57:49] <paulej72> Like the old rabbit ears on analog tv
[14:57:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[14:58:55] * TheMightyBuzzard glares at the wall between himself and the access point
[14:59:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, gonna hafta run cat5
[15:00:01] <Runaway1956> Have you thought about cutting a service window in that wall? You can ask for a drink, and the roomie can pass it to you.
[15:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, then i'd have to put a cover and hinges on it for when he's got his kids and i wanna lookit teh pr0n
[15:00:59] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: just take the wall down
[15:01:20] <paulej72> bigger room for you
[15:01:22] <Runaway1956> We're just trying to stop you going in the attic and dying of heat stroke man
[15:01:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> same prollem and we ain't got enough closet space to stuff the kids in.
[15:01:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i don't mind the heat. it's the spiders i don't like.
[15:03:53] <Runaway1956> Project Censored is a lot like the ACLU - sometimes, they get things so very right, but other times, their marbles are rolling down the mountain side.
[15:04:10] <Runaway1956> http://projectcensored.org
[15:04:11] <systemd> ^ 03Neo-fascists, racists, and misogynistic people are finding new voice with Donald Trump’s presidential bid ? Censored Notebook
[15:04:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that was new and annoying. X just crashed.
[15:05:08] <Runaway1956> You've done something different to your computer?
[15:05:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, moved it about eight feet
[15:05:47] <Runaway1956> Mmmmmmm - that's a desktop, right? Or a laptop?
[15:06:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> desktop. laptops are for emergencies.
[15:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, gettin 35Mb/s now. much better.
[15:09:46] * Runaway1956 wishes he could get a single MB from DSL
[15:10:17] <Runaway1956> apt-get dist-upgrade is getting 105k right now
[15:10:48] <cmn32480> meanwhile... his XBox is downloading a 14GB upgrade...\
[15:11:24] <Runaway1956> Nahhhhh - no consoles here. A half dozen phones and tablets wander through at odd times, but no consoles
[15:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> 105KB/s is about 10Mb/s, give or take overhead.
[15:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> er, 1 not 10
[15:13:34] <cmn32480> I was gonna say!
[15:13:38] <Runaway1956> I was gonna say
[15:13:50] * TheMightyBuzzard DID say
[15:14:21] * cmn32480 hands TMB a skittle
[15:14:47] * Runaway1956 does get confused when one device uses little k's and little b's, but another device says big K's and big B's
[15:14:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, time to enjoy some of the ill-gotten gains of my newly restored bandwidth.
[15:15:02] <Runaway1956> Sometimes they do claim a lot more bandwidth than I have
[15:15:34] <cmn32480> take what you can get.. and enjoy it!
[15:15:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> never underestimate the bandwidth of a SUV full of usb keys.
[15:16:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> to modernize the older axiom...
[15:16:22] <Runaway1956> 521 MB in 87 minutes
[15:18:08] <cmn32480> zzzzzzzzzz
[15:19:14] <Runaway1956> Oh, I ordered some fans similar to what I was looking for - I'll use the dremel to cut away the parts of the shrouds that interfere with installation
[15:19:21] <Runaway1956> Got five of them - just in case
[15:19:30] <cmn32480> just in case you slip
[15:19:39] <Runaway1956> Yeah, it happens . . . .
[15:19:51] <cmn32480> I know... it's how we got my middle one
[15:20:55] <Runaway1956> Heh - our last one wasn't a slip, I blew out that volkswagen inner tube!
[15:21:13] <Runaway1956> WHOOOPF WOPPA WOPPA
[15:29:44] <cmn32480> my office has been one dick joke after another today...
[15:37:13] <Runaway1956> There are a lot of dicks in your office?
[15:37:26] <Runaway1956> Sounds typical . . .
[15:37:30] <cmn32480> oh yeah
[15:37:57] <cmn32480> I have quitre the case of black and blue balls
[15:41:17] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[15:41:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2602
[15:42:35] <Runaway1956> I'm about tired of installing an OS to an ancient computer - installed to an SSD that I suspected of failing - and sure enough, it failed
[15:42:50] <Runaway1956> So, fall back to an older rust disk
[15:48:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HERMES Observations Reveal Permature Stellar Death in Local Globular Clusters - http://sylnt.us - stars-on-life-support
[15:48:57] <cmn32480> get it spinning and that rust shoudl fly right off
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[17:50:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nintendo Issues Copyright Claims on Mario-Themed Minecraft Videos - http://sylnt.us - where-did-I-leave-that-koopa-troopa
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[19:21:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Obese People Claim They Were Drugged to Entertain America and Distort Science - http://sylnt.us - there-has-to-be-a-better-way
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[20:54:52] <jasassin> hey tmb you alive?
[20:54:57] <jasassin> https://tools.usps.com
[20:54:57] <systemd> ^ 03USPS.com® - USPS Tracking®
[20:55:14] <cmn32480> he's prolly gone fooshing
[20:55:23] <jasassin> sent the ram out today should be 5/26/2016
[20:57:46] <jasassin> wtf is fooshing?
[20:59:32] <SirFinkus> fishing
[21:00:40] <jasassin> i dont like fishing
[21:00:45] <jasassin> get a sunburn
[21:00:52] <jasassin> and and stinky bullheads
[21:04:41] <cmn32480> TMB can think of no better way to spend an eternity
[21:07:54] <SirFinkus> http://www.redrobin.com really?
[21:07:54] <systemd> ^ 03Red Ramen Burger| RedRobin.com
[21:07:57] <SirFinkus> is this what it's come to?
[21:11:48] <cmn32480> yupyup it has
[21:22:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jaku: Analysis of a Botnet - Help Net Security - http://sylnt.us - curiouser-and-curiouser
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[22:05:31] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:05:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2603
[22:14:12] <jasassin> red ramen burger? gross
[22:14:27] <jasassin> but... but... it comes with endless fries
[22:14:40] <jasassin> that's pretty cool
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[22:14:59] <BlackMamba> SUp.
[22:15:01] <jasassin> word
[22:15:29] <jasassin> they were just talking about the red ramen burger http://www.redrobin.com
[22:15:29] <systemd> ^✓ 03Red Ramen Burger| RedRobin.com
[22:15:33] <jasassin> gross
[22:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, was in the living room watching a craptastic movie. cheers.
[22:16:10] <jasassin> word man
[22:16:12] <jasassin> hah
[22:16:16] <jasassin> labyrinth?
[22:16:19] <jasassin> no thats a good one
[22:16:27] <jasassin> yeah got that shit to ya bra
[22:16:32] <jasassin> i hope it works
[22:16:44] <jasassin> you gotta let me know
[22:17:54] <BlackMamba> Somewhere, people are thinking that tastes good.
[22:18:10] <BlackMamba> Hey, did you all hear about that 11 year old "whiz kid" who built his OWN PC FROM SCRATCH?!
[22:18:38] <BlackMamba> I'd submit it but there aren't any websites about it that aren't bloody eyesores.
[22:18:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, cam of the new xmen movie
[22:18:50] <jasassin> is that kinda like that dildo kid that built the clock and got arrested?
[22:18:57] <BlackMamba> Yeah
[22:19:04] <SirFinkus> dildo kid?
[22:19:05] <SirFinkus> do go on
[22:19:21] <jasassin> he was a dildo
[22:19:24] <SirFinkus> oh
[22:19:28] <BlackMamba> A Black child progeny, 11, was in the news for BUILDING HIS OWN COMPUTER FROM SCRATCH
[22:19:31] <SirFinkus> thought he might have built one next
[22:19:41] <jasassin> fucking genius put a clock in a fucking case and he's a genius
[22:19:43] <BlackMamba> As a Black man, I find that kind of patronizing and insulting, but meh.
[22:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> labrynth was pretty good.
[22:19:56] <jasassin> yeah it was
[22:19:57] <SirFinkus> pretty impressive, probably took a lot of soldering
[22:19:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube dance magic
[22:20:00] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[22:20:02] <systemd> ^ 03Labyrinth - Magic Dance - David Bowie - YouTube
[22:20:04] <jasassin> rofl
[22:20:13] <jasassin> i just heard it
[22:20:15] <jasassin> hahahahha
[22:20:32] <BlackMamba> Fink, he bought the fucking parts and put them together like any retarded troll could.
[22:20:36] <SirFinkus> so I'm going to red robin later this evening, should I?
[22:20:43] <SirFinkus> oh, I thought he built it from scratch
[22:20:48] <jasassin> get than red ramen burger?
[22:20:53] <BlackMamba> Anyway, gotta goes.
[22:20:54] <SirFinkus> yes
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[22:21:40] <jasassin> who knows... maybe its the bomb
[22:22:04] <jasassin> i wont know because i dont have the money for expensive ass red robin
[22:22:17] <SirFinkus> it'll probably come out like a bomb
[22:22:24] <jasassin> hahahahah
[22:22:35] <jasassin> sue red robin for a new toilet
[22:23:20] <jasassin> this red ramen burger shattered my porceline porceline
[22:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, if you could sue for that taco bell would be outa business long since.
[22:25:11] <SirFinkus> so would cheesecake
[22:25:14] <jasassin> i heard about taco bell and their grade e meat
[22:25:17] <jasassin> is it even meat?
[22:25:26] <SirFinkus> yup
[22:25:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, who cares. it's tasty.
[22:25:28] <jasassin> i had a taco there the otherday omfg how disguesting
[22:25:39] <jasassin> no fucking way
[22:25:40] <jasassin> dood
[22:25:54] <jasassin> you go to my tacobell and immediately you get the shits
[22:26:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, that's taco bell.
[22:26:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think the ground beef's half laxative
[22:26:25] <SirFinkus> so after they cut all the good parts of the cow away, and after they cut the bad parts away too, they sweep up anything that's left and put it in taco bell shit
[22:26:27] <jasassin> i guess it could be good for cleaning out your system
[22:26:31] <SirFinkus> I've never gotten the shits at taco bell
[22:26:40] <jasassin> hmmmmmmmm
[22:26:57] <jasassin> luck
[22:27:13] <jasassin> thats weird
[22:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> but if you're in the mood for something taco-like without actually being either mexican or tex-mex, they're the way to go.
[22:27:22] <jasassin> they have usenet newsgroups about taco bell giving you the shits
[22:27:43] <SirFinkus> they have usenet newsgroups about underwater basket weaving
[22:27:45] <jasassin> wtf is tex-mex? what does that even mean?
[22:27:52] <jasassin> sir hahahahhaha
[22:27:55] <SirFinkus> mexican food with chili and shit
[22:28:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's hotter than actual mexican food that mexicans make
[22:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> much, much hotter.
[22:28:25] <jasassin> huh always wondered what the deals was thanks
[22:28:34] <SirFinkus> those cheesy chalupas are pretty good, not gonna lie
[22:28:40] <SirFinkus> whatever they're called
[22:29:23] <jasassin> i tried a chalupa one time... goddamn shell got stuck in my throat i almost choked to death! fuck chalupas
[22:29:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> like mexicans usually don't make their food burn-your-bung hot unless they're a long way from mexico and have forgotten what food from there's really like.
[22:30:00] <SirFinkus> well, there's your problem jasassin, you're not supposed to fuck em
[22:30:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SirFinkus
[22:30:13] <Bender> Added quote 730
[22:30:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[22:30:31] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[22:30:41] <SirFinkus> I'm eviscerating "Crash" right now
[22:30:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[22:30:46] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[22:31:05] <jasassin> dood, you're not living until you've fucked a chalupa or two
[22:31:23] <SirFinkus> that sounds vaguely racist
[22:31:35] * jasassin laughs at SirKinus
[22:31:49] <jasassin> that was supposed to say kinkus
[22:32:05] <SirFinkus> is that a roundabout proposition?
[22:32:26] <jasassin> maybe
[22:32:30] * SirFinkus shows jasassin his handkerchiefs
[22:32:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you wanna do him on a roundabout?
[22:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda public. prolly go to jail.
[22:32:41] <jasassin> you got a tight ass?
[22:32:56] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'll even make you pay for dinner
[22:33:03] <jasassin> bonus
[22:33:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay! phoenix666 struck again and filled up our submission queue
[22:33:45] <jasassin> ahhahaha
[22:33:51] <jasassin> im glad i came here
[22:33:58] <jasassin> fucking guys make me laugh on a shitty day
[22:33:59] <jasassin> funny
[22:34:18] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[22:34:19] <SirFinkus> taco bell?
[22:34:32] <jasassin> jadjfhahahau
[22:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't decide if i wanna watch a shitty new movie or a good old one
[22:35:15] <SirFinkus> this ramen burger is too shitty looking not to order
[22:35:22] <jasassin> hey tmb did you get that c book from that torrent?
[22:35:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gods of Egypt vs. Tombstone.... fight!
[22:35:40] <SirFinkus> Stray Cat Rock: Female Boss
[22:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, prolly. i hardly ever sort through my books torrents
[22:36:28] <jasassin> omg
[22:36:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really don't mind C but my off-by-one tendencies make it a really poorly suited language for me.
[22:36:42] <jasassin> off for one is the least of my worries
[22:37:07] <jasassin> i try to write a simple program and the memory just goes "FUCK YOU jasassin EOL"
[22:37:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's the only one that bothers me. it's basically the cause of every non-punctuation error i ever made in C
[22:38:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it causes all the fun memory errors that are so much of a pain to track down.
[22:38:14] <SirFinkus> I was going to make an out of bound exception to jasassin's off by one comment, but I forgot the syntax for it
[22:38:43] <SirFinkus> 15:36 Error: Index out of bounds
[22:38:44] <SirFinkus> or something
[22:38:46] <jasassin> hahhaha
[22:38:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean how da fuck am i sposed to track down what's overwriting the canary? i haven't done assembly in like 22 years.
[22:39:30] <jasassin> impossible almost
[22:39:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> they didn't even have canaries back then. you just corrupted your memory and liked it.
[22:39:55] <jasassin> its rough man especially assem
[22:40:28] <jasassin> now my keyboard is dying
[22:40:28] <jasassin> wtf
[22:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas really the only way to find out what's stomping over other vars too. disassemble in gdb and watch some vars in assembly.
[22:40:53] <jasassin> i never got into gdb
[22:41:03] <jasassin> i would imagine if you can do gdb you are a pimp nigger daddy
[22:41:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, get a razor black widow. they got good key stroke and programmable hotkeys.
[22:41:19] <jasassin> yeah right
[22:41:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can BARELY do gdb
[22:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i can google
[22:41:53] <jasassin> did you ever really use it?
[22:42:01] <jasassin> did it really ever fix anything or give you any insight?
[22:42:02] <jasassin> seriously
[22:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> while i was building cbot, yeah.
[22:42:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> could set a breakpoint and see what data a function was getting or what a variable was at that point in the code.
[22:43:11] <jasassin> i wish i had some of the code i had back in the day i had a lot of memory problems
[22:43:39] <jasassin> i just did SIMPLE things
[22:43:46] <jasassin> i have never even used malloc
[22:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> cbot had an off by one somewhere that was causing memory corruption at irregular intervals so i shitcanned it and went to rust.
[22:44:09] <jasassin> wtf
[22:44:11] <jasassin> really?
[22:44:25] <jasassin> wow
[22:44:34] <jasassin> wow man.... seriously... all i can say is fucking WOW
[22:44:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, why not. might as well learn another language.
[22:44:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> only takes a few days really.
[22:44:56] <jasassin> its a lot like c from what i've seen
[22:45:20] <jasassin> its like c with the bullshit extra pita of java
[22:45:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's a hell of a lot different. got a lot of OO shit built into it.
[22:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> and memory ownership. like you pass a string to a function, that function owns the string and you can't access it from outside again.
[22:46:08] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[22:46:31] <jasassin> do you still have to dynamically allocate ram in rust?
[22:46:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you pass a reference instead. immutable if possible.
[22:46:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope
[22:46:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> let foo: String; gives you a string of whatever length necessary,
[22:47:22] <jasassin> nice
[22:47:27] <jasassin> holy shit sounds like the holy grail
[22:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> but if you wanna be able to write to it after the first time, you gotta let mut foo: String; instead.
[22:47:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it's really hard to fuck up aside from getting crossways with rust's rules.
[22:48:29] <jasassin> alright time for me to bail and play some left4dead2
[22:48:32] <jasassin> im addicted
[22:48:34] <jasassin> cya tmb
[22:48:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nowhere near as small in the executable as C but a damned sight less resident memory used than perl
[22:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[22:48:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters
[22:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##smake jasassin
[22:50:32] <jasassin> hey tmb i'll catch up with you this weekend im really hoping that ram works for you ok... im out
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[22:52:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, bot, gimme skittle
[22:52:37] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[22:52:37] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[22:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> om nom nom
[22:52:57] * Deucalion yawns
[22:52:57] * RustyPlow flips a Skittle into Deucalion's gaping mouth
[22:53:08] <Deucalion> :D
[22:53:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> free skittles for everybody!
[22:53:53] <Deucalion> how's things TMB?
[22:54:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Discover Fresh Lunar Craters - http://sylnt.us - it's-just-a-big-hole-in-the-ground
[22:54:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty boring today
[22:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima go watch Tombstone cause i'd hafta reencode the other movie to stream it across the network.
[22:55:00] <Deucalion> enjoy
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[23:46:51] <jasassin> i got my ass beat in left4dead2
[23:46:53] <jasassin> damn
[23:47:08] <jasassin> zombies took my ass and said you like this huh you want some of this?
[23:47:30] <jasassin> got beat so bad just had to quit
[23:47:41] <jasassin> its not a rage quit, its just a what the fuck did i do wrong quit
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[23:49:02] <BlackMamba> http://hosted.ap.org
[23:49:02] <systemd> ^ 03News from The Associated Press
[23:49:09] <BlackMamba> HAHAHAHAHA! GRRRRRRRRR
[23:49:16] <jasassin> whitemamba!
[23:49:27] <BlackMamba> Homeboy's crashing the Democratic convention WITH NO SURVIVORS.
[23:49:42] <jasassin> give hill dog a run for her money
[23:49:48] <BlackMamba> I didn't care much for him before, but he's much more awesome now.
[23:50:30] <BlackMamba> He looks like a little scruffy dog with an abusive past, who is ever-waiting to bite any hand he can.
[23:50:39] <BlackMamba> GRRRRR-r-r-r-r-r-r-
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