#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-22

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[00:00:53] <Deucalion> Just tore down my much ignored desktop base unit, cleaned out all the dust bunnies lurking in there... hence the itchy skin. New guts coming for it tomorrow xD
[00:01:19] <cmn32480> noice!
[00:01:25] <cmn32480> did that myself not too long ago
[00:01:50] <cmn32480> i fogot how uch fun it is building your own
[00:02:18] <Deucalion> My budget was somewhat restricted so it's not going to be all singing and dancing, but it's going to be a damn sight better than what was in there :)
[00:02:53] <cmn32480> I had a P4 Prescott chip
[00:03:33] <cmn32480> it's like night and day
[00:05:45] <Deucalion> I had an Athlon X2 6400 (I think) with a nVidia GTS250 - it's done 7 or 8 years in that configuration if memory serves. I wanted to go to an LGA1151 socket board, but it's out of my budget :(
[00:07:37] <Deucalion> Soo.. tried and tested Z97 board with an i5-4690K and 16GB OC RAM should land at my door tomorrow :) As I said, not exactly cutting edge but I'm still looking forward to building it and firing it up :)
[00:08:29] <cmn32480> I went AMD
[00:08:33] <cmn32480> due to cost
[00:10:34] <Deucalion> AMD chips are a bit more power greedy if I have read right?
[00:10:48] <cmn32480> I think so
[00:10:53] <cmn32480> but at half the cost...
[00:12:34] <Deucalion> I'm just glad I can retain the case, PSU and HDDs. I didn't scrimp on the PSU when I bought it and in hindsight I am glad now
[00:14:46] <Deucalion> Anyways - hopefully it will be a night & day upgrade as you found. I feel weirdly happy just looking at my pristine gutted case waiting for its new guts.
[00:16:08] <cmn32480> yeah... .I had the same feeling
[00:18:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Layoffs Continue - http://sylnt.us - depressing-[the]-job-market
[00:21:47] <Deucalion> I foolishly just pulled all the front panel connectors off the outgoing motherboard, then belated realised I have no idea what they all are... so that's going to be a fun trial and error reconnection job :)
[00:22:36] <julian> There should be a pin diagram in the manual
[00:25:40] <Deucalion> I bought this as an ebay special ~8 years ago... I have no manual for the front panel on the case. I do know the audio out on the front is AC97 - as for the other connections for power / reset / usb etc.... not a clue. I'll have to pop the front off and see where they run to.
[00:28:26] <Deucalion> Here's a question... is there any difference between a USB2 and USB3 socket? I have what were USB2 sockets on my front panel, the new motherboard has lots of USB3 headers... can I just plug those in and have the front USBs run as USB3?
[00:30:22] <julian> I think they're physically compatible at the socket level. New USB3 sockets are blue, I think that's the only difference.
[00:31:11] <julian> I'm looking forward to USB-C being everywhere in 10-12 years and just having a line of those on your laptop for everything and it doesn't matter where you plug something in
[00:32:29] <julian> Although I wish they were round so they could be inserted at any orientation. There's probably engineering reasons not to do that.
[00:36:30] <Deucalion> USB-C doesn't care which way up the plug is right? That was always a bug-bear with USB... go to plug something in... always the wrong way up :D
[00:38:07] <julian> Try to plug in USB...wont fit. Turn it around...won't fit. Turn it around again...fits. RAGE
[00:40:13] <Deucalion> Come to think of it... always had that problem with VGA and RS-232 (9 or 25) also... reaching around the back of a PC trying to plug in a keyed cable... always 3 attempts every time... logically it should not happen, but every single time there it is.... I just laugh now when it happens, the god of ports dictates the 3 attempt routine :D
[00:44:45] <cmn32480> the ports might be 1.1 or 2.0, they likely won't be a 3.0 port... I think there is actually somethign different in the wiringing
[00:51:39] <Deucalion> They were running as 2.0. I'll leave them disconnected initially then. I'm not too fussed about front USB.
[00:54:33] <cmn32480> they will work... just at 2.0... not 3.0
[00:54:57] <cmn32480> sorry for the late reply.. had to kiss my kids goodnight
[00:56:34] <Deucalion> I think I only have one USB3 capable device.... and that's the external drive I use for backups overnight... so I don't really care how fast it transfers stuff when I sleep.
[00:58:58] * Deucalion smakes cmn32480 - never apologise on IRC - tis a sign of weakness. It was designed to be an asynchronous distributed means of communication, it's not IM although we do use it as such these days.
[01:02:13] <Deucalion> .deop
[01:02:13] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[01:09:25] <cmn32480> yes dad
[01:09:32] <cmn32480> I'll be more careful in the future
[01:14:59] <crutchy> broke my bot again :|
[01:17:19] * Deucalion winds in the diatribe
[01:19:35] <Deucalion> crutchy, we only learn when things break.. nothing to be learnt when all goes to plan.
[01:19:45] <cmn32480> x or exec?
[01:19:51] <crutchy> x
[01:20:52] <crutchy> its ok. will give me an excuse to work on the testing script a bit, which has kinda been neglected
[01:20:53] <cmn32480> silly programmers... code is for kids
[01:21:31] <crutchy> broke bucket encoding, which is kinda bad
[01:22:06] <crutchy> not much work without buckets
[01:22:49] <cmn32480> yeah
[01:22:53] <cmn32480> better x than exec
[01:23:18] <cmn32480> un-change the last thing you mucked with
[01:23:26] <Deucalion> I still have no idea what a bucket is....
[01:24:45] <crutchy> buckets are sort of just memory stored in the bot process that's accessible from script processes
[01:25:03] <crutchy> piped memory
[01:25:07] <crutchy> get it... buckets :D
[01:25:41] <crutchy> probably sounded funnier in my head when i came up with it :/
[01:26:05] <Deucalion> shared memory between processes?
[01:26:09] <crutchy> yeah
[01:26:13] <Deucalion> k
[01:27:32] <crutchy> at the most basic level they are just elements of an array in the bot
[01:28:29] <crutchy> they're get and set from stdout and stdin of bot child processes
[01:29:35] <crutchy> without some sort of shared memory the multi-process model of exec would be pretty shit
[01:29:36] <cmn32480> they are the things we use to carry data from one process to another
[01:30:51] <crutchy> pipes are handy cos they each have their own buffer
[01:31:42] * Deucalion pretends to be a simpleton.... and then realises he is one.... in my day we didn't have to bother with this piping stuff through APIs... just grab things out of memory willy-nilly from other processes.... no security risks there at all :D
[01:32:29] <crutchy> we don't need to worry about security. the TSA will protect us
[01:33:08] <crutchy> from disabled child terrorists... :|
[01:33:44] <Deucalion> TRIGGERED - cynic alert
[01:33:49] <crutchy> lol
[01:34:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> you rang?
[01:34:05] * crutchy waits for his door to be busted in
[01:34:19] <crutchy> hmm
[01:34:31] * crutchy wonders if the smoke alarm next door is still going off
[01:34:45] <crutchy> actually i'm not certain its next door, but its nearby
[01:35:11] <Deucalion> Smash down the door, shoot the dog and inspect the alarm just to be sure.
[01:35:47] <Deucalion> Your neighbours will thank you for your vigilance I am sure.
[01:36:32] <Deucalion> TMB - Hi
[01:37:22] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
[01:38:07] <crutchy> not going anymore. someone closer might have got sick of it and called someone
[01:38:07] * Deucalion force feeds TMB fooshes. The protein will do ya good
[01:38:35] <crutchy> it was going for about 20 minutes
[01:38:39] <crutchy> that i heard anyway
[01:38:57] <crutchy> couldn't see any smoke though
[01:39:55] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[01:39:57] * exec implicitly heaps an A cup of cow dung custard on crutchy
[01:39:58] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[01:40:00] * exec emphatically imagines a dire ear of Debian with TheMightyBuzzard
[01:40:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> have decided ima start being as obnoxious to vegetarians/vegans about them eating vegetables as they are to me about eating meat
[01:40:13] <Deucalion> Here we have a max time an alarm can sound before it shuts up. Does anyone pay any attention to car alarms, house alarms etc.? Such a high false positive.
[01:40:34] * Deucalion eats Buzzards...
[01:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> meat's meat
[01:40:53] * TheMightyBuzzard gnaws on his own leg
[01:41:55] * Deucalion retires for the night... be well
[01:42:08] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[01:42:09] * exec metrosexually pairs a screenshot of Jesus Juice with Deucalion
[01:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, thas a pretty good idea
[01:49:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - We Must Weed Out Ignorant Americans From the Electorate - http://sylnt.us - technocracy
[01:54:09] <SirFinkus> holy shit, I wish I wasn't as drunk as I am right now so I could address that one
[01:58:29] <crutchy> ~link allegedly
[01:58:30] <exec> └─ "allegedly" not found
[01:58:33] <crutchy> :<
[01:59:58] <crutchy> ~link south_park/michael_jackson/allegedly_ignorant https://www.youtube.com
[02:00:00] <exec> └─ south_park/michael_jackson/allegedly_ignorant => https://www.youtube.com
[02:00:05] <crutchy> ~link allegedly
[02:00:07] <exec> └─ south_park/michael_jackson/allegedly_ignorant => https://www.youtube.com
[02:46:58] <cmn32480> i must admit.. .I'm rather enjoying lego jurassic world...
[02:51:24] <x0908d3b2> Is something wrong with the server.. it's reporting error 500
[03:06:49] <cmn32480> ping TheMightyBuzzard
[03:07:24] <cmn32480> checking x0908d3b2
[03:08:02] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard paulej72
[03:08:55] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org:443
[03:08:57] <exec> 03soylentnews.org:443: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[03:09:08] <crutchy> ~sn
[03:09:09] <exec> https://soylentnews.org
[03:09:22] <crutchy> seems ok now
[03:12:16] <cmn32480> depends on what front end you connect to
[03:12:28] <cmn32480> odd s are that the 500 errors are from flourin not hydrogen
[03:13:20] <x0908d3b2> crutchy: the error continues at least fo me
[03:14:50] <crutchy> maybe the load balancer needs a kick in the pants
[03:15:24] <crutchy> hmm nah i guess its probably working. i dunno much about all the pootas that SN has
[03:15:54] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org:443
[03:15:56] <exec> 03soylentnews.org:443: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[03:15:57] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org:443
[03:15:59] <exec> 03soylentnews.org:443: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[03:16:15] <crutchy> i dunno how a load balancer figures out which host to send to
[03:17:39] <x0908d3b2> that depends of the load balancer... there are smart ones and dumb ones
[03:24:43] <x0908d3b2> I think that soylent uses "IP Hash" to determine de server, bad if your ip resolves to a bad node that is not detected as bad.
[03:41:47] <crutchy> don't spose there's a way to pick which host you want?
[03:41:55] <crutchy> like, with a port number of suchnsuch
[03:42:01] <crutchy> s/of/or/
[03:42:01] <sedctl> <crutchy> like, with a port number or suchnsuch
[03:54:28] <takyon> internal server error
[03:54:44] <takyon> looks like you noticed
[03:57:43] <cmn32480> i blame crutchy
[03:59:48] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org:443
[03:59:50] <exec> 03soylentnews.org:443: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[04:00:15] <crutchy> hmm. at least cmn32480 can read SN at work :D
[04:00:34] <cmn32480> I control; the web filter :-)
[04:01:17] <crutchy> http://www.accuweather.com
[04:01:18] <systemd> ^ 03Canadian oil sands forced to evacuate as Fort McMurray fire continues to rage
[04:02:58] <crutchy> getting to be a decent fire
[04:03:05] <crutchy> 500,000 ha
[04:04:20] <crutchy> the last campaign fire i attended as a volunteer with the CFA was apparently over a million ha, but there wasn't many people in the way thankfully
[04:06:14] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:06:14] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: 2003 Eastern Victorian alpine bushfires
[04:06:46] <crutchy> wow that was a long time ago
[04:07:19] <cmn32480> you was young then!
[04:07:29] <cmn32480> full of piss and vinegar
[04:07:30] <crutchy> in my teens, yeah
[04:07:37] <cmn32480> and now we know how it was put out...
[04:07:45] <cmn32480> crutchy quenced it all by hisself
[04:07:59] <crutchy> mopping up backburns :/
[04:08:17] <crutchy> at least they fed us well
[04:08:38] <cmn32480> that's not easy work... burning lots of calories
[04:08:51] <cmn32480> though I wonder if they cooked over an open fire?
[04:08:58] <crutchy> lol
[04:11:35] <crutchy> ~gday <list>
[04:11:38] <exec> http://ix.io
[04:12:12] <crutchy> ~g'day >container some chewy chunks
[04:12:14] <exec> added to containers
[04:12:41] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage degradation
[04:12:43] <exec> added to beverages
[04:13:34] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage vespian gas
[04:13:36] <exec> added to beverages
[04:14:08] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage clam chowder
[04:14:09] <exec> added to beverages
[04:15:53] <crutchy> ~g'day >container a biodome
[04:15:55] <exec> added to containers
[04:16:54] <cmn32480> long as you don't add back in any of the vile crap I took out
[04:17:00] <crutchy> lol
[04:17:09] <crutchy> that was probably you know who
[04:17:18] <cmn32480> he who shall not be named
[04:17:23] <cmn32480> chro mas
[04:17:34] <crutchy> actually the other you know who
[04:17:41] <cmn32480> yep him too
[04:17:45] <cmn32480> Voldemort!
[04:17:46] <crutchy> lol
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[04:17:56] <cmn32480> shhh stop talking about him
[04:17:58] <cmn32480> he's here
[04:18:06] <crutchy> Voldentient
[04:18:16] <crutchy> Subsentimort
[04:18:26] <cmn32480> no... what's his name from New Zealand...
[04:18:36] <crutchy> oh the little aussie battler :p
[04:18:52] <crutchy> convict shipped away from the land of convicts :D
[04:19:22] * crutchy can hear the trebuchet being set up across the tasman
[04:21:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Terrorist Content" Banned on Microsoft Services - http://sylnt.us - war-of-words
[04:22:10] <crutchy> from the unmarketing dept.
[04:22:54] <cmn32480> anyway... I cleaned out the gday list... if you see anythign coem up that is rather vile... let me knwo and Iwill pull it out
[04:23:15] <crutchy> no probs
[04:23:19] <cmn32480> I was rather put off by the content there for a while
[04:23:53] <crutchy> if you want i can limit its use
[04:24:13] <cmn32480> how do you mean? make the gday a limited function?
[04:24:19] <cmn32480> or jsutthe adds?
[04:24:21] <crutchy> s/use/adding stuff/
[04:24:21] <sedctl> <crutchy> if you want i can limit its adding stuff
[04:24:36] <crutchy> yeah just the adds
[04:24:44] <cmn32480> i don't see it as a big issue
[04:24:58] <crutchy> mkay yeah same
[04:25:06] <cmn32480> so far we've had one nim nob.. and since I cleaned it out no problems
[04:25:51] <cmn32480> I think I'm gonna hit the sack
[04:25:59] <cmn32480> gently
[04:26:08] <cmn32480> 'cuz the other sac is still a bit tender
[04:26:31] <cmn32480> it's late... enjoy your Sunday
[04:26:48] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[04:26:50] * exec retroactively flings a wine flute of sleep at crutchy
[05:15:39] <Runaway1956> Clinton: I will not pander to the gun lobby - despite the fact that I pander to every other lobby in the whole fucking world
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[05:52:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Passenger Railway to Los Angeles Is Extended - http://sylnt.us - only-$150,000-per-meter
[05:55:10] <chromas> Did LA get farther away?
[06:07:46] <julian> Probably extended it from the other direction ;)
[06:07:54] <julian> But California is spready apart
[06:08:04] <julian> At the rate fingernails grow
[06:13:01] <chromas> So we need to clip it once a week?
[06:13:26] * chromas grabs a chainsaw and goes to town
[06:32:11] <julian> Getting 500 error again
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[06:45:06] <jasassin> what what?
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[07:27:27] <jasassin> 8 gigs ddr2 amd only ram
[07:27:31] <jasassin> wanna buy it?
[07:27:41] <jasassin> doesn't work in my intel mb
[07:31:30] <jasassin> amd sucks
[07:32:05] <jasassin> 8 gigs of amd ram and even someone with amd wouldn't want it
[07:32:18] <chromas> 8 gigs isn't a lot
[07:32:24] <jasassin> meh
[07:32:27] <jasassin> its 8 gigs
[07:32:52] <jasassin> now what i suppose you have an amd computer with like 128 gigs of ram
[07:33:15] <chromas> You can sell it on amazon or ebay. High price too 'cause someone who really wants it will pay up
[07:33:34] <jasassin> this is the amd only shit
[07:33:36] <jasassin> its shit
[07:33:39] <jasassin> its worthless
[07:34:15] <jasassin> i thought all ddr2 was ddr2, but alas
[07:34:18] <jasassin> i was stupid
[07:34:32] <chromas> Sounds gay
[07:34:54] <jasassin> yeah
[07:35:04] <jasassin> especailly when you read about the stupid shit they did to ddr2
[07:35:06] <jasassin> bah
[07:35:22] <jasassin> now you have this ddr2 that says amd only
[07:35:23] <jasassin> from china
[07:35:25] <jasassin> dood
[07:35:28] <jasassin> just dont buy it
[07:35:42] <chromas> Weird. Well, ddr2's ancient and overpriced now anyhow
[07:36:15] <jasassin> yeah
[07:36:20] <jasassin> thought i'd be a smartass
[07:36:26] <jasassin> get my 4 sticks today
[07:36:33] <jasassin> of course the computer wouldn't boot
[07:36:39] <jasassin> damn 13.97 down the drain
[07:36:54] <chromas> Found it for a decent price and thought you could get away with it? :)
[07:37:10] <jasassin> yeah
[07:37:16] <jasassin> i was a chincey bastard
[07:37:18] <jasassin> true
[07:37:38] <jasassin> well i thought all ddr2 would be ddr2 becuase its supposed to be
[07:37:49] <jasassin> and all ddr like 800 supposed to be backwarcds to 666
[07:37:50] <jasassin> etc
[07:37:53] <jasassin> but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[07:38:54] <chromas> Maybe it's ecc?
[07:39:00] <jasassin> noooooooooooooo
[07:39:01] <jasassin> no
[07:39:02] <jasassin> no
[07:39:24] <jasassin> i'll show ya the page
[07:39:27] <jasassin> and the sku and shit
[07:39:28] <jasassin> hold on
[07:39:30] <jasassin> its fucked up
[07:39:50] <jasassin> i never heard of this amd only ram before
[07:39:53] <jasassin> but it exists
[07:39:57] <jasassin> im living proof of it
[07:41:24] <chromas> Are you sure though? Maybe it doesn't work in amd either
[07:42:00] <chromas> Could be trash like those half-empty batteries or the HiPhone5
[07:42:32] * chromas has amd stuff but ddr3, which is also ancient now
[07:45:32] <jasassin> http://www.ebay.com
[07:45:32] <systemd> ^ 032GB DDR2 800MHz PC2 6400 240pin Desktop DIMM Memory RAM for AMD Motherboard | eBay
[07:45:36] <jasassin> im not sure
[07:45:41] <jasassin> i dont have an amd mb
[07:45:49] <jasassin> it might be that wierd ass 11 bit am2 shit
[07:45:51] <jasassin> who knows
[07:46:00] <jasassin> that is the link
[07:46:04] <jasassin> amd only memory
[07:46:06] <jasassin> who knows
[07:49:21] <chromas> I found a page indicating it could be the SPD system on the ram
[07:49:36] <jasassin> i looked up that shit it is supposed to drop to jdec
[07:49:43] <chromas> there's a standard, then amd and intel each have their own things. some ram doesn't have the fallback standard or whatever
[07:49:44] <jasassin> and on the pics it shows the jdec whatever
[07:50:01] <chromas> cheap bastards, saving a penny
[07:50:06] <jasassin> its fucked
[07:50:07] <jasassin> yeah
[07:50:13] <jasassin> i think its the am2 shit
[07:50:17] <jasassin> i have no idea
[07:50:22] <jasassin> i wonder if it even works
[07:50:34] <chromas> That just means you need to find some other ram and solder its chip onto your new ram
[07:50:43] <jasassin> pffft
[07:50:44] <jasassin> yeah
[07:51:05] <jasassin> doesn't matter
[07:51:11] <jasassin> i just ordered some new ram
[07:51:18] <jasassin> 7 bucks off ebay
[07:51:31] <jasassin> kdb05105hb
[07:51:36] <jasassin> 1 gig stick
[07:51:40] <jasassin> two of them
[07:51:44] <jasassin> 2 to 4
[07:51:50] <jasassin> i'll be pimping
[07:52:07] <jasassin> no more programs crashing when i swapoff
[07:52:23] <crutchy> you might need a new cpewe :p
[07:52:24] <chromas> swapon
[07:52:31] <chromas> use a compressed ramdisk :D
[07:52:31] <crutchy> to suit your ram
[07:52:39] <jasassin> stfu
[07:52:43] <jasassin> compress this
[07:52:44] <crutchy> :D
[07:53:19] <jasassin> seriously though i got 8 gigs of shitty amd ram
[07:53:27] <jasassin> i'd love to know if it would work for an amd fagboy
[07:53:45] <jasassin> this is why i buy intel shit
[07:53:47] <jasassin> it always works
[07:53:53] <jasassin> this amd who the fuck knows
[07:54:14] <chromas> what if you had an amd cpu with an intel-only ram
[07:54:26] <jasassin> you'll have someone probably you talking about your octagon amd
[07:54:27] * chromas shifts the blame to intel
[07:54:46] <jasassin> but i have 16 cores and yours is stupid
[07:54:55] <crutchy> intel more likely to have proprietary instructions than amd
[07:54:59] * chromas has 512 cores
[07:55:00] <jasassin> yeah well i have ONE core that is faster than yoru stupid asshole 16 cores
[07:56:14] <crutchy> pity it'll spend most of its time sleepin
[07:56:30] <jasassin> thats the new concept in computing
[07:56:42] <crutchy> sleepin on the jerb?
[07:56:55] <jasassin> do you "do things as fast as possible" or do "things slow and let the sytem equal it out"
[07:57:00] <jasassin> power etc etc
[07:57:06] <jasassin> hard question
[07:57:48] <jasassin> seems like benchmarks are proving the do things as fast as you can and then let hte system idle wins
[07:57:48] <crutchy> having bucket loads of cores doesn't make sense unless you're running a big multithreaded app
[07:58:17] <chromas> or more than one program
[07:58:24] <chromas> think of exec, man
[07:58:26] <jasassin> its a reason why arm is failing in desktop
[07:58:43] <crutchy> or if yer csi and can have 2 people using the same keyboard at once :D
[07:58:44] <chromas> arm could do better if linux was decent on the desktop
[07:58:51] <jasassin> not like it was supposed to be
[07:58:54] <jasassin> but arm is awesome
[07:58:56] <jasassin> i see it
[07:58:56] <chromas> hey now, fuck you. it was ncis
[07:59:00] <jasassin> i see it in my tablet
[07:59:04] <crutchy> gathp!
[07:59:06] * chromas 's mom watches all the crime dramas
[07:59:08] <crutchy> you're right!
[07:59:10] <jasassin> arm is awesome
[07:59:11] <crutchy> lol
[07:59:18] <crutchy> #smake crutchy
[07:59:23] <crutchy> ..
[07:59:31] <jasassin> if they could get the shit right
[07:59:33] <chromas> MrPlow: help
[07:59:33] <MrPlow> chromas: Sorry, this bot has no interactive help.
[07:59:36] <chromas> MrPlow: smake
[07:59:37] <crutchy> ~socialist MrPlow
[07:59:39] <exec> MrPlow, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[07:59:56] <chromas> =socialist exec
[07:59:56] <systemd> The only good socialist is a dead one hanging from the end of a rope.
[08:00:03] <crutchy> oooooooh
[08:00:12] <crutchy> ~link socialist
[08:00:14] <exec> └─ "socialist" not found
[08:00:16] <crutchy> :<
[08:00:49] <jasassin> i installed fedora 23
[08:00:53] <jasassin> that gnome 3
[08:00:56] <jasassin> what a clusterfuck
[08:00:57] <crutchy> ~link libertarian_debate http://ninapaley.com
[08:01:00] <exec> └─ libertarian_debate => http://ninapaley.com
[08:01:07] <chromas> Truth, sir
[08:01:16] <jasassin> its like you can only move one window
[08:01:17] <jasassin> wtf
[08:01:20] <jasassin> who made this shit?
[08:01:28] <chromas> They said, well fuck it, we ruined gnome 2. Let's see if we can outdo ourselves
[08:01:35] -!- simulatedwug [simulatedwug!Mibbit@a-19-321-12-700.hsd0.tx.comcast.net] has parted #Soylent
[08:01:40] <crutchy> if i didn't get used to xfce i probably would have gone to mate
[08:01:48] <jasassin> have you installed a fucking gnome 3 thing?
[08:01:54] <jasassin> what you gotta move the window where?
[08:01:55] <crutchy> yeah i've tried it
[08:01:59] <jasassin> what the fuck is going on?
[08:02:00] <crutchy> its shit
[08:02:19] <chromas> murder it and install any other de ever made
[08:02:23] <jasassin> hah
[08:02:24] <crutchy> luckily i could use classic mode or whatever it wasa called for a while. they probably dumped that as well now
[08:02:25] <jasassin> im on mate now
[08:02:34] <jasassin> fuck man 1 billion times better
[08:02:36] <jasassin> this shit works
[08:02:36] <chromas> or windows 8. Even win8 isn't that dumb
[08:03:37] <crutchy> ooh i saw a thing about windows 10 treating you clicking the red x on its nag screen as confirmation that you want to schedule an automated install of windows 10
[08:03:49] <crutchy> s/10/7 and 8/
[08:03:49] <sedctl> <crutchy> ooh i saw a thing about windows 7 and 8 treating you clicking the red x on its nag screen as confirmation that you want to schedule an automated install of windows 10
[08:04:00] <jasassin> yeah
[08:04:04] <jasassin> i told my brother that
[08:04:09] <jasassin> he almost instaled the shit
[08:04:12] <jasassin> goddamn
[08:04:16] <jasassin> i wouldve exploded
[08:04:27] <jasassin> i uninstalled that
[08:04:30] <jasassin> theres a kb
[08:04:34] <jasassin> i can find it
[08:04:36] <crutchy> my boss had it install automagically overnight last week and it borked his network accesss
[08:04:40] <jasassin> you should find it and uninstall it
[08:04:45] <crutchy> he had to roll back to win8
[08:04:46] <jasassin> its just one kb file
[08:04:53] <jasassin> nah its just one file
[08:05:16] <crutchy> he uninstalled the kb patch that caused it, but it didn't fix the network
[08:06:05] <chromas> upgrade him to 7 while you're at it
[08:06:48] <crutchy> heh
[08:07:00] <crutchy> 10 would be ok if it worked
[08:07:43] <chromas> Maybe your network autoblocks and blacklists win10 boxes so they can't phone home
[08:07:45] <jasassin> KB971033
[08:07:51] <jasassin> uninstall that shit
[08:07:58] <jasassin> no more indows 10 bullshit
[08:08:36] <crutchy> oh yeah that
[08:08:53] <crutchy> i've disabled windows updates altogether on my workstation
[08:09:08] <jasassin> KB3035583
[08:09:11] <jasassin> thats the maf
[08:09:15] <jasassin> thats the one
[08:09:35] <jasassin> i did too
[08:09:35] <chromas> Don't forget the others
[08:09:40] <jasassin> see my blog on soylentnews
[08:09:48] <jasassin> theres a reason i used windows update
[08:09:56] <chromas> according to the internets there's one that updates IE and secretly installs another that doesn't show up in the list
[08:10:14] <jasassin> the network was only 10/100 instead of gigabyte before i did the updates
[08:10:14] <chromas> everything on the internet is true
[08:10:20] <crutchy> till they stop with all the sneakery bullshit ima treating windows updates as malware
[08:10:31] <jasassin> tehres some windows update that fixed the network sharing to make it go full speed
[08:11:21] <jasassin> windows 7 will not go gigabit out of box with my dell network card
[08:11:23] <jasassin> :(
[08:11:45] <chromas> Is it a recent card?
[08:11:49] <jasassin> was copying files like 12MB a second
[08:11:57] <jasassin> then i ran windows update on my windows machine
[08:12:09] <jasassin> and i tested the windows machien with a linux smbclient and a windows machine
[08:12:14] <jasassin> and it was both 12MB
[08:12:18] <jasassin> then i ran the windows updates
[08:12:20] <jasassin> boom
[08:12:26] <jasassin> that fucker went 90MB a second
[08:12:31] <jasassin> meh
[08:12:34] <jasassin> some windows shit
[08:12:38] <jasassin> who knows
[08:12:47] <jasassin> i would like to know the kb that fixed it
[08:12:58] <jasassin> just so i could just grab that and be good to go
[08:13:14] <jasassin> instead of the two days of windows updated
[08:15:39] <jasassin> kinda dumb that the system doesn't ship with working gigabit drivers with a gig card in it
[08:15:42] <jasassin> really dumb
[08:16:01] <jasassin> this was a factory install like pressing f8 go back to factory
[08:16:10] <jasassin> and still the card was only going 100
[08:16:13] <jasassin> thats fucked up
[08:27:45] <chromas> You should've thought about that before you hated win10
[09:15:20] <jasassin> wtf
[09:15:26] <jasassin> win10 isn't so bad
[09:15:29] <jasassin> really its not
[09:15:33] <jasassin> its just the next generation of shit
[09:15:38] <jasassin> i've used it
[09:15:49] <jasassin> the only thing i dont like
[09:15:58] <jasassin> the seperation of the control panels
[09:16:01] <jasassin> its kinda funky
[09:16:03] <jasassin> but whatever
[09:16:43] <jasassin> i prefer linux
[09:17:07] <jasassin> but i do need a box to play left4dead2
[09:17:18] <jasassin> its windows7
[09:17:40] <jasassin> i like the left4dead2
[09:17:44] <jasassin> my favorite game
[09:17:59] <jasassin> i think i like it more than mario64
[09:18:02] <jasassin> close
[09:18:44] <jasassin> i play left for dead 9800gt
[09:19:06] <jasassin> nvidia 9800gt
[09:27:49] <chromas> Need an updated mario64-style games
[09:28:19] <chromas> where everything's melee instead of guns. stomping on people's heads and wall jumping
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[10:06:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:06:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2595
[10:13:28] <jasassin> wouldn't work too good on fps
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[10:25:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chemist Harry Kroto Dies at 76 - http://sylnt.us - R.I.P. || Sports Authority to Close All Stores & Lay Off 16,000 - http://sylnt.us - another-one-bites-the-dust
[10:33:20] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Nurble.
[10:33:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> right back at ya, subs
[10:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> back in a minute, gotta go smoke
[10:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> much better
[11:00:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent. monitoring app picked up that fluorine was down n told me so.
[11:14:08] <chromas> #smake fluorine
[11:14:12] <chromas> ##smake fluorine
[11:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[11:40:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> 'systemd-bus-proxyd was removed since KDBUS is "unlikely to be merged into the kernel in its current form."'
[11:40:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> victory! minor but still...
[11:40:59] <chromas> NOICE
[11:41:27] * chromas been capsin' it up elsewhere. it was an accident, I swear!
[11:42:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:42:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq?
[11:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:43:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> whassamatta you, MrPlow
[11:43:37] <chromas> it died inside
[11:43:48] <chromas> switch back to rusty edition
[11:43:49] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[11:44:50] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!bob@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[11:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar, rusty bot active
[11:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:45:14] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a stein
[11:45:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> punishment inflicted. you may now be forgiven.
[11:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:45:41] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 82F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: A mainly sunny sky. High 86F. Winds light and variable.
[11:45:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot woot
[11:57:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Develops Human Flypaper for the Hoods of Autonomous Cars - http://sylnt.us - try-duct-tape
[12:19:35] <chromas> ooh, an invalid use of the spam mod on that last one
[12:46:42] zz_janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[12:59:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, oh ya?
[12:59:24] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, hi - how's things?
[12:59:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya heya, janrinok. peachy keen aside from regular fluorine crashes.
[13:00:09] <janrinok> what's the problem?
[13:00:18] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[13:00:19] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:-1, Spam)
[13:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks to be fluorine mysql was built differently than hydrogen mysql. as in without InnoDB support.
[13:03:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, no, that's proper spam. douchebag posts that regularly to all kinds of stories.
[13:04:13] <chromas> ah, k
[13:04:18] * chromas should probably read the site more
[13:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> this, however is NOT spam: https://soylentnews.org
[13:04:37] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:-1, Spam)
[13:05:26] <chromas> was that recent? I dont' recall it being marked earlier
[13:06:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> think it was an accident, no ban this time.
[13:11:34] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Don't ban people for trolling, or I'll end up homeless.
[13:13:14] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i've made a small change to exec's global config
[13:13:42] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i'll let you update whenever you want. just gotta add operator_hostname
[13:14:25] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 buckets seem to be back up and working. got rid of some double encoding
[13:14:57] <janrinok> there have been changes while I have been away - if this feature does what I think it does it will be very useful
[13:16:26] * janrinok wonders if it is recursive...
[13:16:34] <janrinok> ~tell janrinok this is a test
[13:16:38] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, nah that's not spam
[13:16:48] <crutchy> https://soylentnews.org
[13:16:49] <systemd> ^✓* 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:-1, Spam)
[13:16:57] <crutchy> its just plain ol' stupid
[13:16:58] <janrinok> just saying something
[13:17:10] <janrinok> like it!
[13:17:37] <Subsentient> crutchy: No, it's deliciously deranged.
[13:17:42] <Subsentient> I like that guy.
[13:17:44] <crutchy> lol
[13:18:39] <crutchy> if people start gettin their rants marked spam, nobody gunna end up ranting
[13:18:47] <crutchy> no ranting = no fun
[13:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, posting HOSTS/goatse/GNAA nonsense or the like is spam and should be marked as such.
[13:19:17] <janrinok> we also attract a different crowd at weekends, particularly on Sunday
[13:19:23] <crutchy> sometimes this sorta crap can stimulate discussion in otherwise dead articles
[13:19:24] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah but never result in a ban.
[13:19:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> you got it backwards
[13:20:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> the person who purposely mis-mods stuff as spam gets a mod ban.
[13:20:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> the person who spammed just gets modded that way.
[13:20:35] <crutchy> spam also like a ban too though
[13:20:42] <crutchy> ip ban
[13:20:43] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:20:45] * exec overratedly spews a dongle of pink taco on TheMightyBuzzard
[13:20:48] <crutchy> i should know :p
[13:21:02] <janrinok> cmn!!
[13:21:03] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[13:21:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we do ip bans for commercial spammers but not for normal douchebaggery
[13:21:06] * exec homogeneously runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a sac of 🖕 for crutchy
[13:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:21:14] * exec literally bitchslaps a cube of deer sign with cmn32480
[13:21:14] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Ahh, yeah that I agree with, but make mod bans temporary
[13:21:16] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[13:21:20] * exec slowly hangs a trigger warning sign about a blagoblag of love on cmn32480
[13:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, they are. one month first time, six the second.
[13:21:32] <cmn32480> the frist two mod band ARE temporary
[13:21:40] * crutchy is curious about this blagoblag of love
[13:21:41] <cmn32480> the third is a perma ban
[13:21:44] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: and the third?
[13:21:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, third is six months too
[13:21:57] <Subsentient> yeah, perma-bans are evil
[13:21:58] <cmn32480> I thought it was permanent
[13:22:17] <Subsentient> Part of why I like SN is that I can be completely insane and nobody can do anything about it.
[13:22:18] <crutchy> ~g'day janrinok o/
[13:22:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. that'd require extra typing.
[13:22:23] * exec seductively hangs a trigger warning sign about a pipe of Hillary Clinton's clit on janrinok
[13:22:31] <crutchy> o.O
[13:22:38] <crutchy> erm
[13:22:46] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: What if I mod a troll as insightful?
[13:22:57] <crutchy> ~g'day <beverage Hillary Clinton's clit
[13:22:58] <exec> deleted beverage
[13:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> go fer it. the only things that get you a mod ban are abusing spam and mod-bombing.
[13:23:08] <crutchy> dunno if we need that in our drinks
[13:23:19] <cmn32480> no
[13:23:22] <cmn32480> I don't think we do
[13:24:23] <chromas> besides, there's only one of it
[13:24:35] * cmn32480 thanks God for small favors
[13:24:39] <crutchy> lol
[13:25:49] <crutchy> cmn32480, the additional operator check probablyt isn't needed for most stuff (nickserv account seems to be pretty secure) but having access to operator hostname will make checking operator easier without hammering the whois command
[13:26:06] <crutchy> which is rate limited
[13:26:35] <chromas> whois once, cache it until they leave or the bot does
[13:26:49] <cmn32480> huh? what'd I miss?
[13:26:56] <crutchy> it does that, but script can't do a whois on an unknown nick
[13:26:56] <chromas> or if they change nick if you don't wanna change it
[13:27:09] <chromas> s/change/track/2
[13:27:09] <sedctl> <chromas> or if they change nick if you don't wanna track it
[13:27:19] <crutchy> previously only operator identifier was the nickserv account
[13:27:21] <crutchy> no nick
[13:27:44] <cmn32480> i'd agree
[13:27:58] <crutchy> if the operator does a command that triggers whois, their account is cached, and a script could loop to find the hostname/nick, but if they haven't it will bork
[13:28:00] <cmn32480> all the admins/ops are nickserv registered
[13:28:36] <cmn32480> and I don't think the ini file can be edited remotely
[13:28:47] <crutchy> nope
[13:29:06] <cmn32480> so only one guy has control over the admin op list...
[13:29:11] <crutchy> yup
[13:29:13] * cmn32480 grins evilly
[13:29:24] <cmn32480> chromas, HR will be giving you a call later...
[13:29:33] <chromas> oh noes
[13:30:33] <cmn32480> crap... it's sunday... they are off ... well... maybe tomorrow
[13:31:03] <crutchy> order him in and have him wait in the Hall of Justice
[13:31:20] <crutchy> for the sentence to be served
[13:31:27] <cmn32480> Chromas - Pleaes report to the principals office....
[13:31:44] <crutchy> cmn32480, s/ff/rif/
[13:31:44] <sedctl> <crutchy> <cmn32480> Chromas - Pleaes report to the principals orifice....
[13:31:59] <cmn32480> lol
[13:32:23] <crutchy> sorry. couldn't help myself
[13:32:29] <crutchy> i always call offices that
[13:33:24] <cmn32480> well... most principals I've known WERE asses...
[13:33:36] <crutchy> hah
[13:33:44] <crutchy> hmm
[13:33:50] <crutchy> good question
[13:34:35] <janrinok> its not an easy task, crutchy, mine gets messy with templates being required for each site
[13:34:36] <cmn32480> I thought so
[13:35:04] * cmn32480 goes to get coffee++ back in a sec
[13:35:06] <crutchy> https://github.com
[13:35:07] <systemd> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/storybot_submit.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[13:35:34] <crutchy> http://ix.io
[13:36:06] <crutchy> janrinok, so far authur is run hourly
[13:36:17] <crutchy> and also hourly the above script runs
[13:36:32] <crutchy> makes the list in that ix.io url
[13:36:47] <crutchy> idea is to submit one of arthur's stories based on id
[13:36:52] <crutchy> from that list
[13:37:19] <janrinok> crutchy, so does it submit stories automatically?
[13:37:56] <janrinok> ah, just seen your comment on #Soylent
[13:37:58] <crutchy> not auto. you'd do a ~submit-story <id>
[13:38:23] <cmn32480> sonofabitch forgot to turn the pot on
[13:38:29] <crutchy> the php script also purges html files after 3 days
[13:38:37] <janrinok> I had to do a lot of processing to extract the useful story from all the other dross, I've not looked at how -exec does it
[13:38:53] <cmn32480> he calls Arthurs' pythin code.
[13:39:17] <cmn32480> janrinok, it is literally a call to the last code base you gave me
[13:39:24] <crutchy> exec has a really basic submit command, but it just pulls the description meta
[13:39:32] <crutchy> its prety crap
[13:39:45] <crutchy> authur is the way to go
[13:39:54] <janrinok> lol - sounds exactly like my last codebase then!
[13:40:39] <cmn32480> we are building off your last code base... so if it's crap... so is us!
[13:40:53] <janrinok> yep - my point exactly!
[13:41:10] <crutchy> hehe. i got arthur working on x as well. runs ok in the background
[13:41:22] <janrinok> I'll put it on my list of jobs now that I am allowed to spend _some_ time on the computer
[13:41:23] <crutchy> x is exec's little brother
[13:41:38] <crutchy> that gets beaten up behind the scenes :p
[13:41:59] <janrinok> does its big brother come to defend it every now and then?
[13:42:06] <cmn32480> that sounds like a fair description
[13:42:19] <crutchy> nah not really. exec just steals x's lunch money
[13:42:22] <cmn32480> nope... big borther gets the good stuff that falls out of his pockets
[13:42:29] <cmn32480> ninja'd
[13:42:59] <janrinok> damn - I've missed this site
[13:43:06] <cmn32480> and we've missed you too!
[13:43:10] <cmn32480> mostly
[13:43:17] <janrinok> well, bitly#
[13:43:22] <cmn32480> lol
[13:44:16] <cmn32480> crutchy - dd the ~submit-storybot actaulyl work or no?
[13:45:01] <crutchy> cmn32480, just tweaking it now
[13:45:09] <cmn32480> ahh.... gotcha
[13:45:13] <crutchy> the actual submission doesn't work atm
[13:45:37] <cmn32480> that was the part that was important
[13:45:46] <crutchy> :)
[13:45:48] <janrinok> is that a problem with the API - I found it rather temperamental but couldn't identify whey
[13:45:59] <janrinok> why*
[13:46:11] * cmn32480 points all blame to TheMightyBuzzard... he wrote the API
[13:46:13] <janrinok> I think that the timings are rather critical
[13:46:14] <crutchy> nah doesn't use the API
[13:46:23] <crutchy> exec just pretends to be a people
[13:47:00] <cmn32480> and we often treat him as one
[13:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[13:47:08] <crutchy> exec's submit was developed in the pre-api days
[13:47:24] <cmn32480> janrinok said your submission api was crap
[13:47:30] <crutchy> lol
[13:47:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake janrinok
[13:47:35] * MrPlow smakes janrinok upside the head with trojan horse penis
[13:47:45] * crutchy senses an incoming libertarian debate :p
[13:47:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> who put that in there?
[13:47:48] <cmn32480> betcha that leaves splinters
[13:47:52] <janrinok> ah, now I _know_ I am back! :)
[13:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[13:47:56] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[13:48:02] <crutchy> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[13:48:04] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[13:49:13] <cmn32480> my kids are plaing minecraft... and I have NFI what they are doing or how it is fun
[13:49:19] <crutchy> lol
[13:49:36] <crutchy> just stay out of the way dad or you'll wreck it :p
[13:49:51] <chromas> ~g starmade
[13:49:54] <exec> [google] starmade.org/
[13:49:55] <cmn32480> that was the plan... but I want to play
[13:50:00] <crutchy> its very delicate digital engineering
[13:50:08] <cmn32480> somethign else
[13:51:18] <crutchy> i probably should know most of these lib function names off the top of my head now, but it just took me a couple of minutes to find the strip_headers function in the lib_http.php file :|
[13:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, never learn what's quick enough to google.
[13:52:24] <crutchy> not gunna find these with google :p
[13:52:32] <crutchy> all in exec's codebase
[13:52:41] <cmn32480> this look like it might not be for strength training to anybody else?
[13:52:42] <cmn32480> http://sport.woot.com
[13:52:43] <systemd> ^ 03TRX Suspension Training Kit - Sport.Woot ( http://sport.woot.com )
[13:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, never learn what's quick enough to search the codebase for.
[13:52:48] <crutchy> heh
[13:52:54] <crutchy> i need to learn grep
[13:53:31] <chromas> exec needs a reverse ~php
[13:53:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> grep -rIHn "something" top_level_dir_of_exec's_codebase
[13:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas an upper case i
[13:54:19] <cmn32480> if you do a reverse ~php you get ~php.... or did you mean ~hph?
[13:54:38] <crutchy> something where i give it the answer and it figures out the question
[13:55:00] <chromas> yeah, describe what you want and have it find the function you need
[13:55:14] * janrinok head blows up just thinking about that one ...
[13:55:32] <cmn32480> if you look at exec's code base... you would do that regularly...
[13:55:40] <cmn32480> we are rather impressed that crutchy isn't a drunk
[13:55:47] <cmn32480> as far as we know
[13:56:03] <crutchy> the alcohol doesn't stay in when i'm hangin upside down
[13:56:14] <chromas> put it in the other end
[13:56:30] <cmn32480> coffee pot beeped...
[13:56:38] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:56:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2596
[13:58:14] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:58:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2597
[13:58:25] <cmn32480> and there was a doughnut left from yesterday... SCORE!
[13:58:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, #test
[13:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> run that script from yer top level exec src dir
[13:59:14] <crutchy> ooh
[13:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> goes hph.sh somethingorother
[13:59:18] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:59:18] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 236
[13:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you gotta have spaces in the search string, quote it
[14:00:11] <cmn32480> now we need to have TMB fold exec into the site API...
[14:00:28] <cmn32480> just to confuse janrinok further
[14:00:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hells no. bots do not get system level access.
[14:00:48] <cmn32480> 'cept Mr.Plow
[14:01:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially MrPlow
[14:01:08] <janrinok> I don't need clever things to confuse me - everyday things work sufficiently well too
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[14:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd feel obliged to write bug-free code if he was tied into the db or something
[14:01:32] * cmn32480 adds water to that dry British sense of humor
[14:02:11] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, little grep shell script works gud
[14:02:29] <crutchy> will be added to exec's github repo soon :D
[14:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's ghetto laziness so's you don't gotta remember grep flags.
[14:03:10] <crutchy> ghetto laziness is mah middle name dawg
[14:03:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i typed em a gerzillion times before i thought to script it, so i didn't for myself.
[14:03:50] * cmn32480 thinks tmb wore out at least one keyboard typing it a gerzillion times
[14:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, did actually.
[14:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> got this one last year.
[14:04:19] * TheMightyBuzzard blames unicode
[14:04:33] <cmn32480> a fair target
[14:05:12] * cmn32480 notes that with the current condition of his tender bits... eating granola that is likely to give him gas is prolly NOT a good idea
[14:05:31] <janrinok> go on! be a man!
[14:05:45] <cmn32480> after the surgery I'm already half the man I used to be
[14:06:05] <cmn32480> ]I said vasectomy... he said circumcision...
[14:06:23] <cmn32480> something something something take a little off the top
[14:06:40] <cmn32480> and my new nickname is pinky
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[14:07:13] <chromas> or how about snippy
[14:07:27] <chromas> hey snippy, I'm working on a document; care to help out?
[14:07:43] <cmn32480> given the people I work with... I'd bet that happens tomorrow
[14:08:11] <cmn32480> one of the women said somethign about me not being available all weekend because I'll be on ice...
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[14:08:46] <crutchy> just don't do anything that might lead to your boss giving you the chop
[14:09:09] <janrinok> nah, he's a cut above the others
[14:09:22] <cmn32480> you guys are putting me in stiches
[14:09:31] <crutchy> nah we're just needling you :p
[14:09:38] <janrinok> damn, I hope it isn't minced pork for dinner...
[14:09:56] <crutchy> i wouldn't have the balls to pick on cmn32480
[14:10:15] <janrinok> he'd be in a flap - if he had one
[14:10:31] * crutchy shouldn't speak too soon. he'll probably be in the same boat before too long
[14:10:55] <cmn32480> the only word of advise I can give...
[14:11:01] <cmn32480> be sure you don't want any more
[14:11:07] <crutchy> yup
[14:11:15] <cmn32480> and get it done before your kids as 11, 9, and 6 months
[14:11:23] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[14:11:27] <cmn32480> nurse told me that is the story she usually hears
[14:11:40] <janrinok> rather than cut it, you'd think they would fit a tap. The pain level is about the same I reckon
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[14:13:02] <cmn32480> nah... then if the tap starts leaking it looks like you peed yourself
[14:13:29] <cmn32480> and I don't need the risk of putting in a valve....
[14:13:43] <janrinok> as you get older you will probably end up doing that anyway!
[14:13:53] <cmn32480> what if the thing gets tripped accidentally... .
[14:14:07] <chromas> them you get half life 3
[14:14:08] <cmn32480> janrinok - Depends!
[14:14:43] <cmn32480> I ends up with a baby...
[14:15:22] <cmn32480> i'm quite happy to make it permanent
[14:15:30] <cmn32480> odds are that I'm not getting a divorce...
[14:16:14] <cmn32480> unless I'm like my inlaws... they got a divorce after 40 years
[14:21:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, because dating prospects are so smokin at 60+
[14:22:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i'm only 40 and i already don't particularly want to see most of the women my age naked.
[14:24:11] <cmn32480> my FIL had a girl on the side
[14:24:19] <cmn32480> it was rather nasty
[14:25:12] <chromas> the situation or the girl?
[14:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> after 40 years, i'd just say "meh" to infidelity if we get along well otherwise
[14:26:23] <janrinok> the problem is that we would all be looking for the 20-30 year-olds for our partners
[14:27:40] <cmn32480> they didn't get along otherwise
[14:27:47] <cmn32480> hadn't for 30+ years
[14:28:21] <cmn32480> and both were nasty chromas
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[14:29:42] <cmn32480> janrinok - and the problem there is what precisely?
[14:29:54] <janrinok> too many of us - too few of them
[14:30:13] <cmn32480> well yeah... there is that
[14:31:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been looking for ~32 year-olds since i was 16 or so. they know what they're doing by then and are starting their wicked-horny phase.
[14:31:36] <cmn32480> what was that line from Dazed and Confused?
[14:31:44] <crutchy> cmn32480, submission seems to be working
[14:31:45] <crutchy> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:31:46] <systemd> ^ 03SN (dev) Submission by x: Chromebooks beat Macintosh
[14:32:00] <cmn32480> "Somethign I love about high school girls, I keep getting older adn they stay the same age...."
[14:32:05] <crutchy> i've directed it towards dev for now
[14:32:13] <crutchy> easy to change to prod though
[14:32:17] <janrinok> cmn - hell yeah!
[14:32:35] <cmn32480> ah jesus christ.... somebody changed the theme on dev to 4/1
[14:32:45] <cmn32480> I kinda liked OMGPONIES
[14:33:35] <cmn32480> crutchy - alls I got was a title
[14:34:09] <crutchy> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:34:10] <systemd> ^ 03SN (dev) Submission by x: CNET UK podcast 482: Android Ns new tricks and Motorolas cheap new phones
[14:34:12] <crutchy> this one better
[14:34:29] <crutchy> x just posted the file content
[14:34:47] <cmn32480> ok
[14:34:58] <janrinok> yep - I like that
[14:35:10] <cmn32480> that'd make sense... if we pull file that has nothign it it... it'll post noghting
[14:35:37] <crutchy> https://github.com
[14:35:37] <systemd> ^✓ 03exec-irc-bot/storybot_submit.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[14:36:20] <crutchy> ~update-exec_file scripts/storybot_submit.php
[14:36:34] <cmn32480> i htink it is -file
[14:36:37] <cmn32480> not _
[14:36:41] <crutchy> oops
[14:36:48] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/storybot_submit.php
[14:36:50] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[14:36:50] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/storybot_submit.php"
[14:36:54] <crutchy> ~rehash
[14:36:55] <cmn32480> that worked better
[14:36:59] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (153 aliases)
[14:37:03] <crutchy> at least somebody's awake :p
[14:37:12] <crutchy> increased the timeout to a minute
[14:37:25] <crutchy> cos there's a 25 sec sleep
[14:37:29] <crutchy> 30 sec cutting it close
[14:37:34] <cmn32480> 10-4
[14:37:45] <cmn32480> ~storybot
[14:38:07] <cmn32480> dang it... what's the website command
[14:38:10] <crutchy> ~submit-story <list>
[14:38:26] <crutchy> ~submit-story list
[14:38:32] <cmn32480> ~submit-story list
[14:38:37] <cmn32480> ~submit-story
[14:38:46] <crutchy> ~submit-story 10
[14:38:59] <crutchy> hmm
[14:39:11] <crutchy> ~help ~submit-story
[14:39:53] <crutchy> ~alias-info ~submit-story
[14:39:54] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[14:39:57] <exec> 02exec [enabled]: ~submit-story|30|3600|0|1||*||||php scripts/storybot_submit.php %%trailing%% %%dest%% %%nick%% %%alias%%
[14:39:57] <exec> 02file: ./scripts/storybot_submit.php [modified: 2016-05-22 14:36:44, size: 5618 bytes]
[14:39:57] * exec abrasively irritates a petabyte of smell my finger with crutchy
[14:40:04] <cmn32480> he's still alive
[14:40:18] <crutchy> hasn't updated
[14:40:24] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/storybot_submit.php
[14:40:26] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[14:40:26] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/storybot_submit.php"
[14:40:37] <crutchy> ~rehash
[14:40:40] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (153 aliases)
[14:40:46] <crutchy> ~submit-story list
[14:40:55] <cmn32480> the modified time is 4 minutes ago
[14:41:10] <crutchy> sometimes github seems to take a bit to update
[14:41:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, perlbot wasn't broke, i just forgot to #reload again
[14:41:21] <crutchy> when accessing raw code at least
[14:41:27] <cmn32480> ahhhh
[14:41:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[14:41:28] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
[14:41:28] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
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[14:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[14:42:01] <crutchy> i could tell cos a %%cmd%% parameter was missing in the shell command
[14:42:04] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[14:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[14:42:09] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 82F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 86F. Winds light and variable.
[14:42:12] <cmn32480> gotcha
[14:42:32] <crutchy> still don't understand why list not working though
[14:42:36] <cmn32480> ~update-exec-file scripts/storybot_submit.php
[14:42:38] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[14:42:38] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/storybot_submit.php"
[14:42:50] <cmn32480> ~alias-info ~submit-story
[14:42:52] <exec> 02exec [enabled]: ~submit-story|30|3600|0|1||*||||php scripts/storybot_submit.php %%trailing%% %%dest%% %%nick%% %%alias%%
[14:42:52] <exec> 02file: ./scripts/storybot_submit.php [modified: 2016-05-22 14:42:33, size: 5618 bytes]
[14:42:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'm done playing with rustbot for today
[14:43:03] <crutchy> hmm
[14:43:13] * cmn32480 gets a broom to clean up the sandblasted mess
[14:43:20] <crutchy> lol
[14:43:28] <cmn32480> you forget to sync to github?
[14:43:36] <crutchy> still seems to be missing %%cmd%%
[14:43:50] <crutchy> nah github is good
[14:43:50] <crutchy> https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[14:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, sposed to be good fishing from 11 to 6
[14:44:13] <crutchy> alias edit macro includes the %%cmd%%
[14:44:22] * TheMightyBuzzard bails to start getting ready to foosh
[14:44:46] * cmn32480 straightens all TMB's hooks
[14:45:17] <cmn32480> ~help ~submit-story
[14:45:21] * crutchy wonders if this might be related to the buckets thing
[14:45:29] <cmn32480> but you only broke X
[14:45:36] <cmn32480> exec was fine (me thinks)
[14:45:38] <crutchy> oh yeah
[14:45:46] <cmn32480> I got an idea
[14:45:50] <cmn32480> ~restart
[14:45:51] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (36.3 kb)
[14:45:56] -!- exec has quit [Quit: dafuq]
[14:46:12] <cmn32480> sometimes stuff needs a poke in the eye
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[14:46:23] <cmn32480> ~help ~submit-story
[14:46:39] <cmn32480> well... so much for that idea!
[14:48:27] <chromas> .poke
[14:48:30] <chromas> .poke exec
[14:48:30] * exec pokes exec
[14:48:31] * exec pokes exec
[14:48:55] <cmn32480> is this the part where I start thinking about pulling a new copy of the codebase?
[14:49:16] <chromas> nah
[14:51:11] <crutchy> dunno
[14:52:12] <crutchy> i'm still squashing the odd bucket from my bucket carnage thismorning
[14:52:28] <cmn32480> lol
[14:52:33] <crutchy> just did ~help ~submit-story for x and got something weird
[14:52:40] <cmn32480> ok
[14:52:43] <crutchy> <crutchy> ~help ~submit-story
[14:52:43] <crutchy> <x> error: not authorized (login)
[14:52:43] <crutchy> <x> help for "~submit-story" alias not found
[14:52:55] <cmn32480> you aren't authorized...
[14:53:07] <cmn32480> HR forgot to call again, didn't they?
[14:53:22] <crutchy> ah its running the help script
[14:53:34] <crutchy> maybe the built in shit is different
[14:53:39] <crutchy> crap i can't remember
[14:54:48] <crutchy> oh nah its another bucket bug
[14:57:40] <cmn32480> there's a hole in my buckets dear liza dear liza....
[14:58:07] <cmn32480> ther;s a hole in my buckets dear liza a hole
[14:58:17] <crutchy> i'll keep debugging
[14:58:23] <cmn32480> then fix it dear crutchy dear crutchy dear crutchy
[14:58:31] <crutchy> i should be off to bed though for now
[14:58:33] <cmn32480> then fix it dear crutchy dear crutchy fix it!
[14:58:38] <cmn32480> sorry
[14:58:42] <crutchy> lol
[14:58:44] <crutchy> ~time
[14:58:46] <cmn32480> song popped inot my head form childhood
[14:58:47] <exec> Monday, 23 May 2016 @ 12:58 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[14:58:52] <cmn32480> ooh geebus
[14:58:56] <cmn32480> get thee to bed!
[14:59:01] <crutchy> workipoos in a few hours
[14:59:14] <crutchy> ~g'night guys o/
[14:59:15] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[14:59:17] * exec implicitly drops stein of pre-snorted fridge mold on guys
[14:59:17] * exec insatiably scissors an ntfs volume of tama lama ding dongs for crutchy
[14:59:45] <chromas> ~g'day <container stein
[14:59:46] <exec> deleted container
[14:59:48] <chromas> ~g'day >container a stein
[14:59:49] <exec> added to containers
[14:59:59] <chromas> no dupes there
[15:08:22] <cmn32480> there are... I've deleted most o them as I find them
[15:11:10] <chromas> oh I mean the duplicate outputs
[15:11:14] <chromas> .poke test
[15:11:15] * exec pokes test
[15:11:15] * exec pokes test
[15:11:43] <chromas> I guess the g'days weren' dupes though
[15:43:19] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[15:43:48] <janrinok_afk> ~time
[15:43:50] <exec> syntax: ~time location
[15:43:50] <exec> time data courtesy of Google
[15:43:57] <janrinok_afk> ~time paimpol
[15:43:59] <exec> Sunday, 22 May 2016 @ 5:43 pm GMT+2 - Paimpol, France
[15:45:41] <cmn32480> have a good day janrinok_afk
[15:45:45] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok_afk
[15:45:47] * exec spontaneously hangs a trigger warning sign about a recycle bin of pants on janrinok_afk
[15:45:52] <cmn32480> my best to S
[15:45:59] <janrinok_afk> thx - will be back later
[15:46:37] <cmn32480> 10-4
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[19:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato, rust bot's running 5MB res on boron
[19:55:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##join #soylent
[19:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, wrong chan
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[19:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##help
[19:57:27] <RustyPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist
[19:57:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[19:57:54] <MrPlow> battlestations, blackuweather, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, newnick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[20:24:04] <Runaway1956> Siduction, Thunderstruck is on the agenda today
[20:24:49] <Runaway1956> Trying to revive an aging Opteron, and absolutely NOTHING would install. Picked up a DVD with Thunderstruck burnt to it, and it installs
[20:25:03] <Runaway1956> weird shitzls . . . .
[20:26:37] <Runaway1956> Not sure what I'll have after apt-get dist-upgrade - will it still be Thunderstruck, or is it going to be Paint-it-Black?
[20:31:39] <cmn32480> count your blessins... I have blue balls... literally
[20:31:50] <cmn32480> actually.. they are black and blue... but youget the idea
[20:32:11] <cmn32480> prolly hells bells
[20:33:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Developing Pictures From A Dead Man's Eye - http://sylnt.us - who-was-the-killer
[22:04:04] <cmn32480> #smake rustyplow
[22:04:04] * MrPlow smakes rustyplow upside the head with a t-bone steak
[22:13:55] <chromas> #nick RustyTrombone
[22:31:31] <crutchy> figured out why the ~help command wasn't working
[22:31:51] <crutchy> someone *whistles nonchalantly* changed the syntax
[22:32:37] <crutchy> there was a reason though. now its consistent with all the other directives
[22:32:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:32:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2598
[22:36:55] <chromas> consistency--
[22:36:55] <Bender> karma - consistency: -1
[22:37:39] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[23:05:17] * cmn32480 wonders what it was supposed to be... that bit of information having been left out of the above
[23:05:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It's a Car 'Crash' Not an 'Accident' Say Auto Safety Advocates - http://sylnt.us - proper-nomenclature
[23:12:23] <cmn32480> ~help ~submit-story
[23:12:29] <cmn32480> ~help submit-story
[23:12:31] <exec> error: not authorized (login)
[23:12:31] <exec> help for "submit-story" alias not found
[23:12:47] <cmn32480> ~help submit
[23:12:48] <exec> error: not authorized (login)
[23:12:48] <exec> help for "submit" alias not found
[23:12:53] <cmn32480> ~help ~submit