#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-21
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[00:00:01] <SirFinkus> oh, that's easy cmn32480
[00:00:04] <Deucalion> what now? I clearly missed something.... stitches...
[00:00:11] <SirFinkus> just drink until you aren't afraid anymore
[00:00:22] <Runaway1956> they imasculated cmn
[00:00:22] <cmn32480> but decided that the bag of corn works pretty well
[00:00:30] <Runaway1956> cmn is now a eunuch
[00:00:31] <SirFinkus> trust me, I'm I doctor
[00:00:36] <SirFinkus> aww shit, cmn32480 got snipped
[00:00:39] <cmn32480> went to the vet Deucalion... so no more kidds
[00:00:44] <Runaway1956> hacked, rather
[00:00:53] * Deucalion eyes water
[00:01:01] <cmn32480> they numbed it first...
[00:01:05] <cmn32480> both sides
[00:01:31] -!- takyon_ [takyon_!~44eea242@Soylent/Staff/Editor/takyon] has joined #Soylent
[00:01:31] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon_] by Aphrodite
[00:01:32] <Runaway1956> they would have to numb my skull to get a knife near my testicles
[00:01:47] <Runaway1956> as in "Nurse, knock him the fuck out!"
[00:01:49] <SirFinkus> or just duct tape you to a chair
[00:01:50] <chromas> what about a laser?
[00:02:00] <cmn32480> they can knock you out for it
[00:02:05] <Runaway1956> not enough to focues a laser on
[00:02:09] <cmn32480> I've had several friedns who have gone that route
[00:02:24] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[00:02:26] <systemd> ^ 03Eunuch Test - YouTube
[00:02:50] <Deucalion> Routine snip and tie Runway1... it's not like they smash your bollocks with a brick with no warning.
[00:03:07] <SirFinkus> yeah, they warn you before that part of the operation
[00:03:08] <cmn32480> but it feels like it after that
[00:03:30] <cmn32480> shame that the nurse was cute
[00:03:39] <Runaway1956> bricks and pricks don't go together
[00:03:43] <takyon_> is junk still broke
[00:03:48] <Deucalion> Makes sense if you're sure you're done having mini-mes
[00:04:06] <cmn32480> we are
[00:04:09] <cmn32480> defnetly
[00:04:16] <cmn32480> ages 7, 5 and 4
[00:04:20] <cmn32480> NO MAS!
[00:04:47] <takyon_> you are getting a vasectomy semen32480?
[00:04:54] <cmn32480> nope
[00:04:56] <cmn32480> got one
[00:05:06] <takyon_> cool
[00:05:21] <SirFinkus> you know that doesn't stop the aids I hope
[00:05:23] <takyon_> I believe we reported on a non invasive method that involves inserting a gel or something
[00:05:45] <cmn32480> we went with the old school proven method
[00:05:47] <Runaway1956> I've always liked the boom of the big guns -
[00:05:47] <SirFinkus> non invasive = needle in the dick NO THANKS
[00:05:55] * Runaway1956 wonders what it's like shooting blanks
[00:06:00] <takyon_> err... relatively less invasive
[00:06:19] <cmn32480> as opposed to a needle and a scalple in the sac?
[00:06:36] <SirFinkus> knock me the fuck out first
[00:06:49] <cmn32480> that is an option
[00:07:11] <cmn32480> I opted not to, given that I had to drive myself to and from
[00:07:19] <Deucalion> Runway1, the same as firing live, just babies don't result. Provided the procedure goes to plan. Risk wise it's the safest way to go.
[00:07:22] <SirFinkus> oh you poor bastard
[00:07:28] <takyon_> god damn cmn
[00:07:31] <Runaway1956> I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries. -- George Burns
[00:07:32] <cmn32480> no big deal honestly
[00:07:42] <SirFinkus> should have gotten wifey poo to drive
[00:07:50] <cmn32480> had kids to deal with
[00:08:00] <SirFinkus> taking a scalpel to the nuts, you deserve a ride
[00:08:05] <cmn32480> lol
[00:08:06] <SirFinkus> in more way than one
[00:08:14] <takyon_> *gets vasectomy* *has kids to deal with*
[00:08:20] <Deucalion> /force-nick cmn32480 BusterGonad
[00:08:23] <Deucalion> oops
[00:08:31] <cmn32480> lol
[00:08:53] <cmn32480> but no more kids on the way is the point
[00:09:00] <takyon_> we figured
[00:09:07] <cmn32480> 0-90 days from now, I ought to be clear
[00:09:18] <cmn32480> *60-90 days
[00:09:19] * Deucalion hands cmn32480 the refrigerated wheelbarrow
[00:09:29] <takyon_> just go for it... what are the chances
[00:09:34] <SirFinkus> no, that requires decades and thousands of dollars
[00:09:40] <SirFinkus> lots of auditing too
[00:10:16] <cmn32480> given that I already ahve 3? pretty good takyon_
[00:10:22] <takyon_> so did anyone see that issue I mentioned where threaded discussions displayed flat until after a couple reloads?
[00:10:34] <takyon_> I noticed it on my phone on the way here
[00:10:45] <takyon_> so I don't think TMB fixed it... will keep an eye on it
[00:11:17] <takyon_> there was also an issue a couple days ago where News topic icons didn't display. I think that's fixed now
[00:11:32] <Runaway1956> Mars approaching opposition - so we can expect a rebroadcast of 'War of the Worlds'?
[00:11:42] <takyon_> no... a reenactment
[00:11:49] <takyon_> xD
[00:11:53] <Runaway1956> Full dress rehearsal then?
[00:11:53] <Bytram> lol
[00:12:12] <Bytram> is out of copyright, can download from gutenberg
[00:12:13] <takyon_> yeah, get your huggies on, because tom cruise can't save us
[00:12:26] <Bytram> I think the radio program might also be avail on the internet archinve (?)
[00:12:37] <Runaway1956> Tom Cruise? DIdn't he bail on the election?
[00:12:54] <Runaway1956> fekkin' loser
[00:13:08] <Bytram> btw, that reminds me of a *FANTASTIC* album: Jeff Wynn's(sp?) Musical verison of the war of the worlds
[00:13:18] <Bytram> *Jeff Lynn
[00:13:22] <Bytram> I think
[00:13:22] <takyon_> i could go for anal bum right now
[00:13:36] <takyon_> need to grab some headphones thouhg
[00:13:39] <Runaway1956> bum or burn?
[00:14:01] * Bytram nates excessive kerning where rn == m at a glance
[00:14:22] <Bytram> s/n/h/
[00:14:23] <sedctl> <Bytram> hates excessive kerning where rn == m at a glance
[00:14:52] <Bytram> well, I was close: https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:14:58] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds
[00:15:02] * Bytram nudges exec
[00:15:26] <cmn32480> why youpusing the bot
[00:15:31] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[00:15:33] * exec emphatically shoves some cream of pits in bytram
[00:15:48] <Bytram> prolly cherry pits, at that.
[00:16:30] <Deucalion> ~gday ALL
[00:16:32] * exec covertly connects a loaded diaper of glass to ALL
[00:16:35] <cmn32480> exec seems to be fine
[00:16:53] <Bytram> yep
[00:16:54] <Bytram> http://www.gutenberg.org
[00:16:56] <systemd> ^ 03The Project Gutenberg eBook of The War of the Worlds, by H. G. Wells
[00:17:35] <crutchy> ~submit http://qz.com
[00:18:02] <cmn32480> you break him crutchy?
[00:18:04] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:18:20] <cmn32480> nope... he just slow tonight
[00:18:39] * Deucalion goes back to the contemplative corner... tired but here for a while
[00:18:56] <crutchy> nah not slow. there's a forced delay between reskey request and submission
[00:19:00] <cmn32480> hows the new-job-itis going Deucalion?
[00:19:12] * Bytram pulls up a chair to join Deucalion in the comtemplative corner
[00:19:13] * crutchy blames TheMightyBuzzard
[00:19:16] <crutchy> :p
[00:19:19] <takyon_> i do 2
[00:20:27] <Runaway1956> http://www.reuters.com
[00:20:28] <systemd> ^ 03Trump rallies gun owners with fiery anti-Clinton speech| Reuters ( http://www.reuters.com )
[00:20:41] <Runaway1956> Now, THAT's what I'm talkin' 'bout
[00:20:50] <crutchy> pffft
[00:21:13] <crutchy> in 2000 trump was calling on banning of assault weapons
[00:21:14] <Deucalion> OK so far cmn32480 - just been run ragged with training, induction and clearance stuff.
[00:21:29] <cmn32480> I'm glad it is going well.
[00:21:33] <Runaway1956> eliminate "gun free" zones
[00:21:46] <crutchy> he just copied that from rand paul
[00:21:53] <Runaway1956> Did you join the army or something Deucalion?
[00:22:31] <takyon_> trump: be all you can be. based on the occasion
[00:23:21] <Runaway1956> Clinton has vowed to take on the gun lobby and expand gun control measures
[00:23:27] <Runaway1956> Not much choice on that issue
[00:23:45] <SirFinkus> can't vote for either of those assholes
[00:23:47] <takyon_> yeah well
[00:23:48] <crutchy> its ironic that rand paul has been fighting for gun rights in the senate for years, and all of a sudden trump makes a speech and its a revelation
[00:23:57] <takyon_> what has Obama done to stop guns? not much
[00:24:00] <takyon_> because it's impossible
[00:24:22] <Runaway1956> O;bummer isn't campaigning for election
[00:24:30] <takyon_> sure he is
[00:24:36] <takyon_> Hillary is his third term
[00:24:43] <takyon_> except with a bit more war probably
[00:24:52] <Runaway1956> and less stability
[00:25:11] <Deucalion> Runway1, nope. Just an IT services company that has banks and gov't departments amongst their many clients so they like to get every possible clearance you may ever need out the way upfront just on the off chance you may one day step foot in such a place. In reality, I'll just be maintaining kit in retail environments. Very unlikely any of this clearance stuff will ever be needed, but best to get it done in the quiet period before going live in
[00:25:11] <Deucalion> the field. ~shrug~
[00:25:22] <crutchy> nah i dunno if russia and china really care about america much
[00:25:30] <crutchy> they see through the emoty threats
[00:25:34] <crutchy> *empty
[00:26:15] * Deucalion welcomes Bytram to the contemplative sorner
[00:26:23] <Bytram> Deucalion: dealing with bureaucracy AND government rules/regs is a pain for ANYONE
[00:26:25] <Runaway1956> Better you than me, Deucalion - I would just be a wise-ass when they ask me question about my past
[00:26:33] <Bytram> hang in there, it will soon pass.
[00:26:48] <Runaway1956> "Of course I killed the bastard, then I had his liver with a nice chianti."
[00:27:09] <Runaway1956> Oh, forgot the fava beans, didn't I?
[00:27:11] <crutchy> Deucalion, i've been there done that
[00:27:18] <cmn32480> it occurs to me... somebody could, at this moment, call me numb nuts... and they'd be right
[00:27:26] <Bytram> lol
[00:27:34] <crutchy> did you get asked a question like "have you ever commited a crime for which you haven't been prosecuted?"
[00:27:52] <SirFinkus> i fuked ur mum
[00:27:56] <crutchy> security clearances are pretty dumb
[00:28:05] <takyon_> I bet I could beat polygraph
[00:28:08] <Runaway1956> WOrse than merely dumb
[00:28:12] <takyon_> I have told millions of lies
[00:28:20] <cmn32480> I'll be sure to tell Chealsea Clinton SirFinkus
[00:28:23] <takyon_> including the above statement
[00:28:29] <Runaway1956> There are guides on beating a polygraph
[00:28:31] <SirFinkus> not a polygraph, it's an interogation
[00:28:41] <crutchy> and you have to give personal details from your family history
[00:28:43] <SirFinkus> polygraph is a red herring
[00:28:46] <crutchy> not just yourself
[00:29:00] <Bytram> if there are interrogations are there outerrogations, too?
[00:29:14] <takyon_> it's not a lie if you believe it
[00:29:23] <Deucalion> Bytram, I'm fine with it. It's a lot of form filling - so I just fill them out as best I can - if they decide I am not a "fit" person so be it. I have no idea how they weight things - so particularly on the gov clearance I spilled guts... they know it all anyway... now time will tell :)
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[00:29:43] <Runaway1956> Yes, Bytram - that's when they pull your pecker out, put it in a press, then start asking questions - outerogation
[00:29:52] <Bytram> honesty (the absence of the intent to deceive) *is* the best policy.
[00:30:02] <crutchy> Deucalion, i think they just compare your answers to their answers. its not like they're asking anything they don't already know the answers to
[00:30:05] <Bytram> that sounds more like oucherrogation
[00:30:32] <Runaway1956> just a matter of pronounciation
[00:30:33] <Bytram> http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org
[00:31:07] <takyon_> fuck that anon shitting on my bbc link
[00:31:15] <crutchy> wait? what? mars has clouds?
[00:31:25] <takyon_> not enough of em
[00:31:34] <crutchy> is mars having global warming too? or has google just set up a data center there?
[00:31:45] <takyon_> we have to nuke those caps crutchy
[00:31:55] <takyon_> Musk, governor of Mars, will do it
[00:31:59] <crutchy> the only way to be sure?
[00:32:11] <takyon_> the only sure way to be
[00:32:33] <crutchy> though we'll have to go to mars orbit to do it. cos only nuking from orbit will be sure
[00:32:45] <takyon_> it's in orbit around the sun
[00:32:52] <Deucalion> crutchy, that's the impression I get. The way I approached it was provide more than necessary detail where I was unsure what they wanted. Better to give too much than appear to be hiding something. They can sort out the wheat from the chaff and discard what is not relevant.
[00:32:52] <takyon_> so is earth
[00:33:06] <crutchy> hmm. takyon_ you sound like a lawyer :p
[00:33:17] <takyon_> no comment
[00:33:52] <crutchy> Deucalion, the people who will be assessing your clearance application really don't give a rats ass either way i'm sure
[00:34:05] <crutchy> they are government drones
[00:34:50] <Runaway1956> drones
[00:34:52] <takyon_> the repetitive nature of clearing people means "mistakes" (if you can call them that, fuck that secret data) are made
[00:35:29] <crutchy> but yeah i guess as soon as they see a spelling mistake or something they don't like their inclination is probably to use the 'denied' stamp merely so they don't have to keep reading it
[00:35:31] <takyon_> not to mention the cleared population has always been way too high
[00:35:48] <Runaway1956> Way back, in another century, the FBI interviewed people from my past for that "confidential" clearance
[00:35:57] <Runaway1956> they never did another interview for higher clearances
[00:36:17] <Runaway1956> Just used old information, along with my work history in the Navy
[00:36:54] <Runaway1956> "Have you been sleeping with any Soviet spies? No? Here's your secret clearance then."
[00:36:59] <Bytram> well, once you are working for the military, they prolly have a full dossier on you
[00:37:02] <crutchy> i was cleared to design stuff to go on a government spy plane, but ironically the people who actually built and installed the stuff weren't
[00:37:41] <crutchy> then they had guards and curtains around it after it was built...
[00:37:43] <Bytram> crutchy: kinda makes sense. they are just making a *widget* but need have no knowledge of how it hooks in with the *whatsit*
[00:37:59] <Bytram> and how it all fits together and what it is supposed to do
[00:38:27] * Deucalion goes back to the contemplative chair by the fire
[00:38:28] <crutchy> i didn't either. i was just certifying black boxes to make sure they didn't detach and kill the occupants
[00:38:56] <crutchy> i didn't know what was in the black boxes or how they worked. was just my jerb to make sure they didn't come loose
[00:39:06] <Runaway1956> "Pilot killed by renegade black box that was left unrestrained. Restrain your black boxes!"
[00:39:07] * Bytram puts another log on the fire and takes a sip of tea
[00:39:13] <crutchy> lol
[00:39:18] <takyon_> crutchy DID EGYPTAIR
[00:39:38] <crutchy> but but but... i used a condom..
[00:39:45] <takyon_> why'd you kill those 69 people crutchy
[00:40:00] <crutchy> i was just watching them on porntube
[00:40:10] <crutchy> that's what they called the airplane
[00:40:24] <Runaway1956> A condom? The condom was used to strangle the first pilot. So, you supplied material aid to the renegade black boxes?
[00:40:30] <crutchy> 69 people in a tube
[00:40:44] <crutchy> Runaway1956, das racist man!
[00:40:58] * Runaway1956 doesn't care
[00:41:04] <crutchy> black women are fuckable too
[00:41:19] <Runaway1956> I didn't say maternal aid, lol
[00:41:47] <crutchy> chromas, dude help me out here... you understand what a black box is, right brah?
[00:42:06] <Runaway1956> No, but yo mama does
[00:42:24] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.latimes.com
[00:42:42] <cmn32480> Runaway1956, i think that'd be his father...
[00:42:53] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:43:02] <crutchy> my jokes get pretty bad sometimes
[00:43:05] <Runaway1956> wait, wait, wait - who understands boxes better than mothers?
[00:43:24] <crutchy> wtf? http://www.bbc.com
[00:43:25] <systemd> ^ 03Brexit would hit house prices, says Osborne - BBC News
[00:43:26] <Runaway1956> dads generally just play in the box now and then
[00:43:44] <cmn32480> true
[00:43:47] <crutchy> wouldn't slowing house price growth be a good thing?
[00:43:59] <takyon_> not for the landlords crutchy
[00:44:07] <takyon_> kek
[00:44:41] <crutchy> i though the fantasy that house value can keep rising was shot down in 2006
[00:44:55] <crutchy> are they trying to resurrect it again?
[00:45:00] <Runaway1956> exactly crutchy
[00:45:00] <takyon_> no, it just took a timeshare vacation
[00:45:06] <crutchy> lol
[00:45:18] <Runaway1956> no resource can increase in value indefinitely -
[00:45:27] <Runaway1956> if it tries, the bubble bursts eventually
[00:45:38] <SirFinkus> my sexy bubble will never burst
[00:45:44] <takyon_> I was about to say a black hole, then I remembered hawking radiation
[00:46:31] <crutchy> lmao even in the scaremongering story like that the losses they are talking about are chump change
[00:46:37] <crutchy> a few $k
[00:46:37] <takyon_> I guess if the universe continues to expand, atoms will skyrocket in value until they eventually don't exist
[00:47:26] <Runaway1956> Alberta to bring in 1,000 more firefighters to gain upper hand on blaze
[00:47:33] <Runaway1956> they need more gunfighters
[00:47:44] <Runaway1956> intimidate those flames into submission
[00:47:49] <takyon_> fight fire with fire
[00:48:00] <crutchy> yeah thats the only way to fight bushfires
[00:48:07] <crutchy> fire break and then back burn
[00:48:09] <takyon_> Alberta brings in 1,000 pyrotechnicians to finish the job
[00:48:33] <crutchy> poor bastards are probably gunna be digging rakehoe trails and mopping up backburns
[00:48:39] <Runaway1956> pyrotechnician is a pyromaniac who has won government approval
[00:48:54] * crutchy has done plenty of that in his youth
[00:49:37] <cmn32480> they are bringing in Boy Scouts to fight those fires?
[00:49:57] <Runaway1956> There's not much of that type of firefighting aboard ship, crutchy - generally the fire wins or loses within an hour or so
[00:50:19] <crutchy> oh yeah fires in ships would be bad
[00:50:33] <takyon_> what is bad
[00:50:35] <Runaway1956> It's up close and personal
[00:50:50] <crutchy> cmn32480, i was digging rakehoe trails and mopping up backburns during campaign fires here when i was a teenager
[00:50:52] <Deucalion> a fire on a plane would be bad too
[00:51:03] <crutchy> for the CFA
[00:51:18] * Runaway1956 thinks fires on planes are probably instantly fatal
[00:51:40] <Runaway1956> not much time to sweat your ass off, while terrified
[00:51:56] <Deucalion> unless able to set down rapidly before overcome by fumes etc
[00:52:09] <crutchy> Runaway1956, fires on planes *should* be almost impossible in a cabin space
[00:52:27] <takyon_> te;ll that 2 egyptair
[00:52:48] <crutchy> was there a fire on that plane?
[00:52:48] <Runaway1956> 'welcome to aviation firefighting school - first lesson is, put your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye. Course complete!"
[00:53:11] <Runaway1956> smoke alarms went off, according to the latest thing I saw
[00:53:26] <crutchy> hmm. yeah but smoke doesn't always mean fire
[00:53:46] <takyon_> tempted to link hotel mario
[00:53:53] <Runaway1956> http://www.cnn.com
[00:53:53] <systemd> ^ 03EgyptAir flight data show smoke alerts - CNN.com
[00:54:19] <takyon_> https://www.youtube.com
[00:54:19] <systemd> ^ 03Hotel Mario: Where There's Smoke There's Fire! - YouTube
[00:55:36] <Deucalion> crutchy, "smoke" in the cockpit... who cares what causes it... head for the nearest airfield immediately surely, then while on route try and work out if it is smoke or not.
[00:55:40] <crutchy> there shouldn't be anything that can sustain a fire in the avionics
[00:55:58] <crutchy> Deucalion, oh yeah for sure. smoke is often more deadly that fire
[00:56:20] <cmn32480> just open the window
[00:56:29] * Bytram prods the fire with the poker, sits back down, and takes another sip of tea
[00:56:55] <Runaway1956> should have used the cattle prod - that fire ain't going nowhere
[00:57:04] <crutchy> or a taser
[00:57:17] <crutchy> that'll make it jump :p
[00:57:18] * Deucalion clinks tea mugs with Bytram and decides to head for bed
[00:58:04] <Bytram> Deucalion: may pleasant dreams, and a quiet, restful night be yours
[00:58:36] <crutchy> dunno what sort of thing in a cabin could start a decent fire. maybe if you piled a heap of hand luggage together and lit it up it might get going
[00:58:43] <Runaway1956> pleasant dreams are bad for security clearances
[00:58:51] * Bytram notes there have been times when I have met with a friend... we did not *say* much of anything, but we communicated a lot.
[00:58:54] <crutchy> all the materials as part of the plane are supposed to be fireproof
[00:59:20] <cmn32480> ~gngiht Deucalion
[00:59:26] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[00:59:28] * exec sardonically pukes a B cup of nerd-celebrity nudes on Deucalion
[00:59:32] * Runaway1956 thinks bytram refers to female freinds
[00:59:53] <crutchy> ~link bewbs
[00:59:55] <exec> └─ bewbs => https://www.youtube.com
[01:01:14] <Bytram> actually, in this case, no. Had recently suffered a loss and was struggling a bit. We went off and sat. There was not much in the way of talking, but just his willingness to be there when I was hurting and struggling to make sense of it all, helped greatly. Just a quiet, steady presence, if you will.
[01:01:40] <takyon_> I'll be your rock bytram
[01:01:57] <Bytram> Simon & Garfunkel
[01:02:10] <Bytram> that was quite a while ago, both the song and the situation.
[01:02:18] <Bytram> but, i do appreciate the offer!
[01:03:12] <Bytram> time to put a meal together, for sure this time... biab
[01:04:19] <crutchy> takyon_ is really mrs robinson
[01:05:39] <Bytram> coo coo cachew
[01:07:20] <cmn32480> shit... I got a walrus infestation
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[01:17:43] <crutchy> cmn32480, damn. nothing like that ever happens here :|
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[01:24:41] <Runaway1956> Secret Service sallies forth from the White House to gun down another tourist - http://www.foxnews.com
[01:24:42] <systemd> ^ 03Officials: Armed man shot by Secret Service near White House | Fox News
[01:33:54] <crutchy> you mean "another idiot with a gun begs to be shot"
[01:34:26] <crutchy> anyone who goes anywhere near the whitehouse with a gun should know damn well whats in store for them
[01:35:01] <Runaway1956> Oh - but - but - but - that's not right - people should be able to carry a gun where they want
[01:36:02] <crutchy> nah only politicians are allowed to have guns in the US
[01:36:17] <crutchy> everyone else is a mass murderer in the making
[01:36:56] <Runaway1956> what happened to the law of conservation of mass (or energy)?
[01:37:01] <Runaway1956> YOu can't murder mass
[01:37:16] <Runaway1956> Unless O'bummer repealed that law
[01:49:20] <cmn32480> he changed it wi his pen, his phone, and an executive order through the Dept. of Energy
[01:58:19] * cmn32480 thinks he's had enough fun for one day.
[01:58:54] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[01:58:56] * exec allegedly shoves a bathtub of feminism in #soylent
[02:00:43] <cmn32480> #join #editorial
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[02:11:55] * Runaway1956 has found a mass in the refrigerator, which appears to be composed of tortillas, ground beef, cheese, and other unidentified ingredients
[02:12:18] * Runaway1956 plans to conduct experiments to see if it is edible
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[02:43:36] <crutchy> ~tell TheMightyBuzzard this is how the pros do it https://www.youtube.com
[03:32:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Government's Own Report Shows Toxic TPP "Not Worth Passing" - http://sylnt.us - because-things-aren't-bad-enough-already
[04:53:11] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://gizmodo.com
[04:53:39] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[05:03:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fox Copies YouTube Video in Family Guy, Censors the Original - http://sylnt.us - sometimes-automation-doesn't-work
[05:55:25] <chromas> crutchy: black boxes are for oil drilling
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[10:22:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:22:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2592
[10:40:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[10:40:20] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[10:41:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[10:41:50] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:42:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't believe i forgot that one
[10:42:31] <crutchy> ahoy!
[10:42:34] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:42:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2593
[10:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[10:43:16] <crutchy> got a mod macro that allows me to break out even the inside of loops into separate files
[10:43:51] <crutchy> eventually i'll have enough of dicking around with the data server and actually start working on a game
[10:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[10:45:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> just gonna write a dice roller this morning
[10:45:54] <crutchy> need to figure out how to add users to game data admins
[10:46:06] <crutchy> not sure where best place to do that is
[10:46:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't have all morning to play around with code. gotta go buy stuffs.
[10:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> db
[10:46:12] <crutchy> noice
[10:46:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely a db for perms
[10:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> have <gamename>_auth and <gamename>_data tables for each
[10:49:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> or <gamename>_players and just have a column for is_admin
[10:52:36] <crutchy> that's sorta what i got
[10:52:52] <crutchy> currently it will auto-add whoever starts a server to the admins
[10:53:03] <crutchy> but if the server is auto-started, i dunno
[10:53:28] <crutchy> maybe need some sorta list i guess
[10:54:14] <crutchy> like, a separate one
[10:54:32] <crutchy> that gets loaded in on auto-startup
[10:59:38] * TheMightyBuzzard debates coding or vidya
[11:00:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i think vidya.
[11:01:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i better shut down rustbot and fire up perlbot
[11:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[11:01:44] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[12:08:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - I'm Suing the US Government for its Data on Who's Entering the Country - http://sylnt.us - FOIA-fail
[12:29:21] <chromas> FOIA-l'd
[13:49:08] <cmn32480> ah christ...
[13:49:19] <cmn32480> my daughter just punched me in the nuts accidentally
[13:49:40] <cmn32480> it caused tears...
[13:49:49] <cmn32480> and I went down like a sac of potatoes
[13:49:52] <chromas> cmn32480: s/(ac.*)/'\1'/
[13:49:56] <sedctl> <chromas> <cmn32480> and I went down like a s'ac of potatoes'
[13:50:05] <chromas> derpy bot
[13:50:16] <chromas> she knew what she was doin'
[13:50:43] <cmn32480> fuck that hurts
[13:51:18] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:51:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2594
[13:51:30] <cmn32480> i'm still not sure if I'm going to vomit or not
[13:52:21] <chromas> $burrito cmn's nuts
[13:52:21] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at cmn's nuts
[13:52:32] <chromas> salty
[13:52:41] <cmn32480> after yesterday tey are rather sensitive
[13:53:30] <chromas> yesterday, eh
[13:53:34] * chromas checks the clock
[13:53:48] <chromas> Did she laugh at you?
[14:10:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Requirements Issued for U.S. Food Packaging - http://sylnt.us - truth-in-labeling
[14:11:15] <cmn32480> no.... she felt very bad about it
[14:11:23] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
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[17:12:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - For the First Time Ever, the Five Most Cash-Rich U.S. Companies are in Tech - http://sylnt.us - money-money-money
[17:56:00] <Runaway1956> <cmn32480> and I went down like a s'ac of potatoes'
[17:56:14] <cmn32480> yes
[17:56:18] <Runaway1956> That's what SHE SAID - passionately
[17:56:18] <cmn32480> yes I did
[17:56:31] <cmn32480> "she" was my four year old
[17:56:52] <cmn32480> and it was accidental
[17:56:54] <Runaway1956> But, that's not the she who used those words . . .
[17:57:09] <cmn32480> no.. the wife laughed when she heard about it
[17:57:14] <Runaway1956> "went down like a fireman" is more common than sac of potatoes
[17:57:43] <Runaway1956> 'round and 'round the pole like a fireman
[17:58:09] <cmn32480> and to be completely honest... I coudln't get a chubby right now with all the help in the world
[17:58:11] <cmn32480> nograb
[17:58:17] * Runaway1956 had a buddy once who suffered a similar painful encounter with his daughter
[17:58:58] <Runaway1956> I think my god-daughter was three when it happened
[17:59:03] <cmn32480> yeah
[17:59:05] <cmn32480> ouch
[17:59:14] <cmn32480> i caught her elbow in the nads....
[17:59:23] <cmn32480> and after the blinding pain cleared
[17:59:29] <cmn32480> I found my slef on the floor
[17:59:59] <cmn32480> it was less than fun
[18:00:10] <cmn32480> but at least the dull ach is going away finally
[18:00:13] <Runaway1956> my buddy didn't have a surgery - but the little girl had a big damned wooden spoon in her hands
[18:00:45] <Runaway1956> I don't think that Bill walked erect for almost two weeks
[18:01:05] <cmn32480> i probably won't be getting erect for about that long either
[18:01:09] <cmn32480> but anyway
[18:01:44] <cmn32480> at least it isn't that nausea type pain anymore
[18:01:50] <cmn32480> sleeping was a touch uncomfortable
[18:02:09] <cmn32480> and my damn kids have stolen the XBox from me
[18:02:30] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[18:02:32] <systemd> ^ 03'Democracy in the US is a fraud’: Left Forum debates next steps for Sanders movement — RT America ( https://www.rt.com )
[18:02:48] <Runaway1956> Unruly kids? Take them to a restaurant for dinner - and leave them
[18:03:01] <Runaway1956> Unattended children become tomorrow's soup
[18:03:23] <cmn32480> or.... they get given coffee and a free puppy and sent home
[18:03:32] <Runaway1956> LOL
[18:04:30] <cmn32480> that was the sign hanging in our vet's office...
[18:05:38] * Runaway1956 likes the soup idea better -
[18:05:46] <cmn32480> right at the moment... me too
[18:05:52] * Runaway1956 loves to hear little girls squeal when you tell them that
[18:06:10] <Runaway1956> boys too, but girls squeal better than boys
[18:06:26] * cmn32480 wants his xbox back
[18:06:54] <Runaway1956> So, put on some armor and a codpiece, and ventur forth to battle your young ones
[18:08:08] * cmn32480 wonders where he left his codpiece...
[18:08:29] * Runaway1956 wonders if you still need a full-size codpiece . . . .
[18:08:42] <Runaway1956> nahhhh - to much information - forget that
[18:08:48] <cmn32480> yeah... it was a vasectomy not a circumcision
[18:09:31] <cmn32480> though right at the moment... he's somewhat scared... and isn't much bigger than a button mushroom
[18:09:55] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[18:09:56] <systemd> ^ 0370yo woman pushing giant penis spotted in Scottish town (VIDEO) — RT UK ( https://www.rt.com )
[18:10:03] <Runaway1956> Now, THAT is a cod!
[18:10:28] <Runaway1956> She cut it right off of a giant Scotsman!
[18:10:53] <Runaway1956> Those Scottish lasses don't mess around, they know what they want.
[18:11:19] * Runaway1956 had a thing with a pretty little Scottish barmaid, long long ago
[18:11:29] <cmn32480> mine wasn't that big before the surgery
[18:11:51] * Runaway1956 doesn't listen to the personal details
[18:12:35] <cmn32480> truth is, I think men try their best to frighten the shitout of other men who are having it done
[18:12:54] <cmn32480> there isn't much swelling...
[18:12:57] <Runaway1956> But, anyway - I kinda think that I remember Inverness as being a nice little town, but since I spent all my time in one little room, I can't be sure . . .
[18:12:59] <cmn32480> the pain ins't really bad
[18:13:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - If you Click on the Red “X”, You’re Getting the Windows 10 Upgrade - http://sylnt.us - when-'no'-means-'yes'
[18:13:29] <cmn32480> nothign wrong with a nice Scottish lass
[18:14:15] <Runaway1956> Clicking the red "X" is old news - porn sites discovered that trick about 20 years ago
[18:14:56] <Runaway1956> Today, the primary supplier of software to the world has just discovered what the porn sites knew back then
[18:15:10] <cmn32480> yup yup
[18:16:17] * Runaway1956 eyeballs an old motherboard
[18:16:29] <Runaway1956> north bridge fan is burnt up
[18:16:50] <Runaway1956> little 40 mm fan, that fits down into a recess in the bridge
[18:17:10] <Runaway1956> manufacturer has been bought out, no longer makes these fans
[18:17:38] * Runaway1956 needs to mount a similar fan in some fashion that won't interfere with the PCIe
[18:18:53] <Runaway1956> Or, maybe forget the "similar" part, and mount a 5.5 inch fan on the side of the case so that it blows on that bridge
[18:19:54] <Runaway1956> Except, with a full-sized PCIe card, the fan will just be blowing on the video card . . . bridge is hidden behind a full-size card
[18:20:39] <cmn32480> 40mm slim fan?
[18:20:57] <Runaway1956> Yeah - 40x40x10
[18:22:09] <Runaway1956> Booted machine up a little while ago - still works fine - dual core Opteron with PCIe 2.0 x16 - and I have a spare 730 to throw at it.
[18:22:23] <cmn32480> would 7mm work?
[18:22:34] * Runaway1956 might buy a bigger and newer video to put in it later
[18:22:37] <cmn32480> amazon has 40x40x7mm for like $12
[18:22:42] <Runaway1956> 7 mm thick?
[18:22:52] <Runaway1956> Gimme a link please? Sure it would work
[18:24:07] <cmn32480> http://smile.amazon.com
[18:24:09] <systemd> ^ 03Amazon.com: Case Fan, 40x40x10mm, Ball Bearing, 3-pin: Computers Accessories ( http://www.amazon.com )
[18:24:11] <cmn32480> 40x10
[18:24:15] <cmn32480> $4
[18:25:02] <cmn32480> search 40x10 fan on amazon... about a dozen choices
[18:25:18] <janrinok> cmn!!!
[18:25:30] <Runaway1956> Ball bearing - 3-pin - good, but the casing is solid, encloses the fan
[18:25:39] <janrinok> hi Runaway1956
[18:25:46] <cmn32480> http://smile.amazon.com
[18:25:49] <systemd> ^ 03Amazon.com: 3 Pcs 40mmx10mm 3P 7 Blades Computer Chipset Cooling Fan DC 12V: Computers Accessories ( http://www.amazon.com )
[18:25:50] <cmn32480> 3 pack for $4
[18:25:52] <Runaway1956> this fan is a solid top, with an open framework
[18:25:54] <cmn32480> janrinok !!
[18:26:01] <janrinok> how's things?
[18:26:06] <Runaway1956> janrinok
[18:26:08] <cmn32480> little sore
[18:26:25] <janrinok> yes, I back read.... :)
[18:26:43] <cmn32480> saw somebody edited his first story in about 7 months :-)
[18:26:55] <janrinok> yeah, I'm all done in now!
[18:26:55] * cmn32480 was ever so delighted to see that this morning
[18:27:07] <janrinok> your woop! was noted thanks
[18:27:08] <Runaway1956> That's closer, but still not - - - - hmmmm - - - maybe I can make those work . . .. . thinking
[18:27:24] <cmn32480> amazon came up w/ 1700 choices...
[18:27:35] <cmn32480> surely a search with adjusted terms will help
[18:28:10] <Runaway1956> Yes, you gave me the "slim" term to use - that does bring up a lot more close hits
[18:29:46] <Runaway1956> This is a very close near-miss - problem is it has three screw holes that won't line up with my four screw holes
[18:29:53] <Runaway1956> http://www.ebay.com
[18:29:54] <systemd> ^ 0375mm PLD08010S12H 3pin 0 25A Fan for VGA Video Card 40 40 40mm M2857 QL | eBay
[18:30:13] <cmn32480> and it is 75mm
[18:30:41] <Runaway1956> The mount - the same people used to make that same design in many sizes
[18:31:06] <Runaway1956> Vette was the manufacturer
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[19:00:12] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - isa it this style? http://smile.amazon.com
[19:00:15] <systemd> ^ 03Amazon.com: Vktech 5Pcs Black Brushless DC Cooling Blower Fan 5015S 5V 0.1-0.3A 50x15mm: Computers Accessories ( http://www.amazon.com )
[19:05:54] <Runaway1956> Oh - no - the fan won't fit into the recess -
[19:06:26] <Runaway1956> that photo I linked to above, the fan fits down into the recess, which is actually only about 35 or 37 mm
[19:06:51] <Runaway1956> the 40 x 40 part has the screw holes, which go all the way across the recess
[19:08:46] <cmn32480> gotcha
[19:09:26] * cmn32480 needs a nap
[19:09:32] <cmn32480> I'll see what I can find in a bit
[19:10:25] <Runaway1956> I'll search a little longer - I may "engineer" something different - maybe screw a mount to the drive bays, and use something more common to blow across that heat sink
[19:10:28] <Runaway1956> have a good nap
[19:10:41] <cmn32480> will try
[19:10:54] <cmn32480> if kids leave me alone
[19:14:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The World’s Largest Solar Plant Just Torched Itself - http://sylnt.us - hadn't-thought-of-that
[20:45:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Salt Consumption has a Sweet Spot - http://sylnt.us - take-this-with-a-grain-of-salt
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[21:10:51] <Gravis> pay attention, it's called "class" and i got it: https://soylentnews.org
[21:10:51] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[21:54:42] <cmn32480> that was a swell nap
[21:54:48] * cmn32480 yawns
[21:57:29] <cmn32480> shoulda told the kids "no" and played the xbox myself
[22:16:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CDC: Up to 157 Pregnant Women in the U.S. Have Zika Virus - http://sylnt.us - DEET-sales-skyrocket
[22:50:24] <chromas> We know how marketing works. "Up to"? They probably only got it that high in a lab with lots of massaging of the…data
[22:53:49] <julian> Giving the upper bound of your estimate isn't necessarily marketing.
[23:50:38] <julian> I ordered one of those new AMD SSDs but I don't understand why they used the Radeon branding
[23:58:18] <Deucalion> evening all
[23:58:28] <cmn32480> ~gday Deucalion
[23:58:30] * exec clumsily culturally appropriates a gift of trauma from Deucalion
[23:58:40] <Deucalion> ~gday cmn32480
[23:58:42] * exec problematically hangs a trigger warning sign about a handful of kryptonite watermelon on cmn32480
[23:59:09] <cmn32480> how goes good sir?
[23:59:18] <Deucalion> I have itchy hands
[23:59:43] * cmn32480 is not sure he wants to know...