#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-20

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[00:10:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Portugal: Renewables Fill All Electric Needs for 107 Hours Straight - http://sylnt.us - vehicles-still-used-gas/diesel
[00:20:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:20:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2586
[00:20:33] -!- ChinkyBeans [ChinkyBeans!~62b0c8c6@ka52-830-964-802.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[00:20:50] <ChinkyBeans> Hahah, I got banned from the discussions
[00:21:32] -!- ChinkyBeans has quit [Client Quit]
[00:27:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Runaway1956
[00:27:02] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with a pair of juggs
[00:27:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, not with something he'd enjoy! stupid bot.
[00:57:53] <SirFinkus> MrPlow didn't specify gender
[01:02:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> this isn't gonna be one of them "gender is a personal choice" discussions, is it?
[01:02:21] <SirFinkus> unlikely
[01:02:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good
[01:02:33] <SirFinkus> just saying they could be male or female titties
[01:03:12] <SirFinkus> speaking of, I'm reading rights of man right now, it has titties on the cover so it must be good
[01:03:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, possibly. juggs sort of implies the feminine variety though.
[01:03:45] <chromas> are they embossed?
[01:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, at least the cover is.
[01:04:51] <SirFinkus> not very far in, but seems pretty good so far
[01:04:57] <SirFinkus> he's mainly been shitting on some other guy
[01:05:04] <SirFinkus> calling him a retard and shit
[01:06:22] <Runaway1956> retards - they're everywhere - they walk among us - and they look just like REAL PEOPLE!!
[01:07:22] * Runaway1956 nuzzles into soft yet firm juggs
[01:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[01:09:11] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
[01:09:11] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
[01:10:05] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!bob@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[01:10:14] <chromas> should be boob@nsa.gov
[01:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help help
[01:10:21] <MrPlow> #elp is not a currently implemented command
[01:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh
[01:10:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[01:10:32] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
[01:10:32] -!- MrPlow has quit [Client Quit]
[01:10:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> off by one ftw
[01:12:49] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[01:12:50] <systemd> ^ 03Black Lives Matter member reportedly charged with human trafficking and prostitution | Fox News
[01:13:14] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!bob@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[01:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[01:13:22] <MrPlow> Command listing coming tomorrow most likely.
[01:13:27] <chromas> they can't charge him! or even report on it. das racis!
[01:13:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help smake
[01:13:45] <MrPlow> #smake <someone>
[01:13:47] <Runaway1956> You mean he's not a white guy?
[01:14:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i thought all BLM people were white
[01:14:38] <chromas> mulatto
[01:14:51] <chromas> you'd know if he was white 'cause they'd say so
[01:15:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> with a shitty, wish it was a real beard beard if they're male and easter egg colored hair if they're female
[01:15:27] <Runaway1956> I love these stories - http://www.foxnews.com
[01:15:28] <systemd> ^ 03Hillary an ‘enabler’ for Bill? Accusers see element of truth in Trump slam | Fox News
[01:15:57] <Runaway1956> That skank was integral to all of Bill's misconduct, no "real woman" would have permitted it
[01:18:49] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:19:01] <Bytram> ~gday #Soylent
[01:19:03] * exec cromulently heaps a painting of social justice on #Soylent
[01:19:13] <Bytram> this means war!
[01:19:25] <Bytram> or not, ;)
[01:19:32] <Bytram> whereto? http://go.theregister.com
[01:19:33] <systemd> ^ 03Chrome deletes Backspace • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[01:22:20] <chromas> that was always a weird shortcut anyhow
[01:22:38] <chromas> if anything, it should be page up, opposite of the space key
[01:22:49] <Bytram> agreed. ISTR there was something similar in Windows explorer windows
[01:22:58] <chromas> and netscape
[01:23:00] <chromas> nutscrape
[01:23:06] <Bytram> OUCh!
[01:23:37] * Bytram notes there are stories in the submissions queue, but not much really that look worthwhile posting.
[01:23:55] <chromas> The better options would've been to just not lose data
[01:25:03] <Bytram> if (backspace_key_pressed() && pending_data_exists()) {prompt("Do you really want to go back and lose data in the process?")}
[01:25:16] <Bytram> or somesuch
[01:25:25] <Bytram> how hard would THAT be?
[01:25:30] <chromas> or just keep the data so when I push forward it's still there
[01:26:34] <chromas> opera used to do that. Click a comment on slashdot (at the time), then go back and it puts me where I was. Firefox would reload the entire page with new comments so my position would be wrong
[01:26:35] <Bytram> that's an option, too
[01:27:46] <Bytram> not sure how long this has worked, but there's been many a time, lately, where I've done something bone-headed in Pale Moon, hit back (ALT+LeftArrow) and all my form data was restored exactly as I left it.
[01:28:01] <chromas> palemoon++
[01:28:02] <Bender> karma - palemoon: 1
[01:28:12] <Bytram> palemoon++
[01:28:12] <Bender> karma - palemoon: 2
[01:28:13] <chromas> pale_moon++
[01:28:14] <Bender> karma - pale_moon: 1
[01:28:23] <chromas> hm; thought it was higher before
[01:28:36] <Bytram> ~whoup palemoon
[01:28:44] <Bytram> ~who_up palemoon
[01:28:51] <Bytram> ~up palemoon
[01:28:52] <exec> uptime: 3d 5:29:4
[01:28:55] <Bytram> lol
[01:29:34] <chromas> !roken palemoon
[01:29:34] * Bender Roken is slecht voor de zwangerschap, dat condoom kun je dus in je zak houden. palemoon
[01:30:16] <Bytram> !roken xyzzy
[01:30:17] * Bender Als mijn moeder dit pakje vind is het van jou! xyzzy
[01:30:53] <Bytram> hrmmm,
[01:30:59] <Bytram> !roken plugh
[01:30:59] * Bender Stoppen? Ik probeer het zo'n 20 keer per dag! plugh
[01:31:08] <Bytram> !roken plover
[01:31:08] * Bender Er is maar 1 weg na de longen en die moet geasfalteerd worden plover
[01:31:28] <Bytram> I'm guessing that is... Dutch?
[01:31:46] <chromas> yeah
[01:32:15] <chromas> !list koffie
[01:32:15] <Bender> koffie plugin has the following commands: koekje, roken, thee, chips, sex, soep, bier, wijn, taart, koek, beledig, fris, koffie
[01:32:45] <Bytram> I can occasionally get the gist of it if I pretend someone is speaking with a really bad command of the German language
[01:33:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, yall went n got talky while i was gone
[01:33:12] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[01:33:13] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: wb!
[01:33:15] * exec abnormally poops an F cup of grainy keyboard crumbs for #soylent
[01:33:29] <cmn32480> there might be a reason for that TheMightyBuzzard
[01:33:32] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[01:33:34] * exec flatulantly piles a test tube of nuts on cmn32480
[01:33:35] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[01:33:37] * exec dexterously flicks a printout of windows 10 at TheMightyBuzzard
[01:33:57] * Bytram pulls TMB out from under 15 tons of listings
[01:34:05] * cmn32480 briefly wonders what kind of nuts...
[01:34:10] <Bytram> pea
[01:34:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[01:34:14] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a banana cream pie
[01:34:28] <cmn32480> is that banana cream pie rusty?
[01:34:29] <Bytram> lol
[01:34:59] <cmn32480> as a heads up I may or may not be around tomorrow afternoon into Saturday morning
[01:35:13] <cmn32480> jsut so y'all might or mioght not be able to party without me
[01:35:42] <cmn32480> I got an appointment at the vet to make sure I don't get to ahve any more kids
[01:35:56] <Bytram> party like it's 0x07FC !!
[01:36:00] <Bytram> urrm
[01:36:06] <Bytram> party like it's 0x07CF !!
[01:36:21] <cmn32480> third time's the charm?
[01:36:37] <Bytram> so, you've had enough with spawning little goats?
[01:37:20] <cmn32480> yep...
[01:37:35] <cmn32480> itn's not the horns you gott awatch... it's those shoarp little hooves
[01:37:44] <Bytram> ,chuckle>
[01:38:35] <Runaway1956> Horns and hooves, hell - the ram hits you with his head -
[01:38:49] <Bytram> butt out!
[01:39:00] <Runaway1956> Butt, butt, butt . . .
[01:39:09] * Bytram is not sure if that is a double or triple entendere
[01:39:25] <Bytram> well, that was definitely a triple
[01:40:31] <Runaway1956> Inventory weekend - means I get to close the plant up tonight, just not lock the doors - no work tomorrow
[01:40:43] <Runaway1956> 3 day weekend
[01:40:47] <Bytram> dayoff++
[01:40:47] <Bender> karma - dayoff: 1
[01:41:24] <cmn32480> good for you
[01:41:29] <cmn32480> I get half a day off tomorrow
[01:41:29] <Runaway1956> and, damn I'm hungry, but the kids have eaten all the chow - think I'll leave early and visit Sonic . . . . .
[01:41:40] <cmn32480> but I don't get to sleep in...
[01:41:49] <Bytram> order out for pizza or Chinese or... ??
[01:41:55] <cmn32480> hee's heading for work
[01:42:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 120-Meter Tsunamis Splashed Ancient Mars - http://sylnt.us - beware-the-bolides
[01:42:05] <Bytram> ohj, right.
[01:42:09] <cmn32480> you thought your schedule was rough?
[01:42:25] <Bytram> It's not the highpoint of my life
[01:43:07] <cmn32480> mine neither
[01:43:39] <Bytram> so, I guess I'm missing what Runaway1956's schedule is like... 3rd shift?
[01:44:01] <cmn32480> ding sing sing
[01:44:08] <cmn32480> bytram wins an internets
[01:44:13] <Runaway1956> yeah, third shift here
[01:44:26] <Bytram> oh goodie, now where oh where should I keep it?
[01:44:47] <Runaway1956> Don't put it on your phone, someone will steal it
[01:44:54] <Bytram> sudo cp -p ./internets /dev/nul
[01:45:02] <Bytram> ^^ sooper advanced compression!
[01:50:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie's killin me. bought himself a ukulele and been playing I Wanna Be Like You for weeks now.
[01:50:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube I wanna be Like you
[01:50:38] <Bytram> he wants to be a homicidal maniac?
[01:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh damn, that's one i forgot to code up.
[01:50:46] <Runaway1956> I'm screwed now - /dev/nul is where I get all my encryption keys from
[01:51:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:51:01] <Bytram> no worries, I just filled it back up... help yourself!!!
[01:51:03] <systemd> ^ 03The Jungle Book - "I Wanna Be Like You" - YouTube
[01:52:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i'll code up #youtube this weekend or monday. tomorrow i'm doing commands listing.
[01:56:09] * Bytram just *might* try coding some .pl stuff tomorrow
[01:56:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> go fer it. i should be around most the day to lend a hand ifn ya need one.
[01:56:54] <Bytram> much obliged!
[01:57:24] <Bytram> I've got an itch to scratch
[01:57:29] <Bytram> I select a story form the sub queue, click on 'Update' (or whatever the button is)
[01:57:43] <Bytram> and the time it offers for the story to go out is about 20 minutes from *now*
[01:58:26] <Bytram> would make a *LOT* more sense to offer a time at some[*] offset from the pub date/time of the 'youngest' story in the story queue
[01:59:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> time math is easy to get wrong
[01:59:30] <Bytram> offset being based on site vars: story_release_time_delta, story_release_time_rand_amt
[01:59:45] <Bytram> convert to unix time, do match, convert back.
[02:00:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, best way to do it is as an sql query since that's where the pub dates are stored anyway.
[02:00:17] <Bytram> s/match/math/
[02:00:17] <sedctl> <Bytram> convert to unix time, do math, convert back.
[02:00:53] <Runaway1956> Don Williams did a song about that - 'Living on Unix Time'
[02:01:00] <Bytram> ok, and do the math in the SQL query itself... makes sense
[02:01:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, and you can use selected date + interval blah
[02:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> so no conversion
[02:01:47] <Bytram> the story_release_time_delta would be something like 1h40m ==> 100min
[02:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> knod knod
[02:02:20] <Bytram> and story_release_time_rand_amt would be something like 7m == +/- 7 minutes
[02:02:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> can either do that or just flat 100min
[02:02:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody really cares if there's randomness in pub dates
[02:03:22] <Bytram> so, that would end up with a release date of anywhere from 93m to 107m after the release date/time of the latest/newest story that is scheduled to go out that is (not set to not display)
[02:04:01] <Bytram> bugs me if every story comes out at :00, ;15, :30, :45, or.... always :x2 or... you get the idea
[02:04:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i gots no objection to that. it's in fact a good idear.
[02:04:37] <Bytram> make it so there's some randomness to the lot
[02:04:52] <Bytram> risk / reward -- when the chance of failure, not getting a new story, when you actually DO get a new one, that's an additional reward
[02:04:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, now i wanna work out that sql query
[02:04:56] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:05:06] <Bytram> sql have a random() function?
[02:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[02:06:10] <Bytram> looksl ike it would be stories.time
[02:06:44] <Bytram> so, with site vars, they would need to be added to the site setup/install code.
[02:07:05] * Bytram despises hard-coded numbers in code
[02:07:13] <Bytram> magic_numbers--
[02:07:13] <Bender> karma - magic_numbers: 0
[02:07:47] <cmn32480> use pink as your number and see what happens
[02:09:21] <cmn32480> cripe.. Im' glad I'm runnig this in test
[02:10:17] <cmn32480> SQL Server upgrade in version (2008R2 to 2014) downgrade in Edition (Enterprise to Standard)
[02:10:48] * Bytram gets a much faster connection with his new phone (have seen up to 600KB/s), but it kinda often decides to hiccup. :(
[02:11:22] <Bytram> cmn32480: so an upgrade ended up being a downgrade?
[02:11:34] <cmn32480> no.. version upgrade... edition downgrade
[02:11:48] <cmn32480> 2 different bits
[02:11:59] <cmn32480> the version is newer
[02:12:06] <cmn32480> the edition is less feature rich
[02:12:33] <chromas> fewer dollar bits flipped
[02:13:04] <Bytram> so you flip out?
[02:14:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> select date_add(max(time), interval 93+floor(rand()*14) minute) as next from stories;
[02:14:20] <cmn32480> not yet.. if I blow up test... I jsut resoter the snapshot and start over
[02:15:06] <Bytram> cmn32480: nod nod
[02:15:50] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I see what you did, but there's some implied math there separate from the site vars I suggested
[02:15:57] <Bytram> otherwise, looks like the right idea!!
[02:16:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> not getting what's missing. i prolly wasn't paying attention
[02:18:21] <Bytram> select date_add(max(time), interval $DELTA-($RAND_AMT/2)+floor(rand()*$RAND_AMT*2) minute) as next from stories;
[02:18:31] <Bytram> where $UPPERCASE refers to the site vars
[02:18:43] <Bytram> $DELTA == 100m
[02:18:48] <Bytram> $RAND_AMT == 7
[02:19:05] <Bytram> hrm
[02:19:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, that's what it does
[02:19:21] <Bytram> select date_add(max(time), interval $DELTA-($RAND_AMT)+floor(rand()*$RAND_AMT*2) minute) as next from stories;
[02:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> 7*2 = 14
[02:19:42] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:19:50] <Bytram> just making explicit where the site vars would fit in.
[02:20:31] <Bytram> story_release_time_delta == 100m
[02:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, you want it to be configurable from the vars table
[02:20:37] <Bytram> story_release_time_rand_amt == 7
[02:20:41] <Bytram> NOD NOD!
[02:21:06] <Bytram> say, in a few months, we suddenly get a surge of new stories and can now run 'em every hour or so.
[02:21:21] <Bytram> should be able to just changfe a site var to accomodate
[02:21:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, thas wrong. you can't +/- a random amount cause it's always going to be positive with that rand function. you subtract 7 and add 0-14
[02:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus 97+floor(rand()*14)
[02:22:06] <Bytram> $DELTA-($RAND_MT) == 93
[02:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, gotcha
[02:22:28] <Bytram> =)
[02:22:32] <Bytram> so, I was right?
[02:22:43] <Bytram> is late, no biggee.
[02:22:59] <Bytram> as long as the idea is conveyed and what the goals are, the implementation is just details.
[02:23:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. it's funky to me doing it that way but shurg.
[02:23:13] <Bytram> you're trying to optimize ahead of time.
[02:23:21] <Bytram> I want to keep the knobs tunable
[02:23:34] <cmn32480> virtual potentiometers?
[02:23:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always optimize while coding
[02:23:40] <Bytram> same here.
[02:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's more fun that way even if everyone says not to.
[02:23:55] <chromas> show your work! write down all the carries and borrows!
[02:24:07] * chromas slaps desk with a ruler
[02:24:13] * TheMightyBuzzard does some gzintas
[02:24:21] <Bytram> I still find myself, on occasion, trying to come up with minimal ways to express code
[02:24:49] * Bytram forgets what the hackish term for it is.
[02:24:58] <chromas> ~define gzintas
[02:24:59] <exec> gzintas: unable to find definition
[02:25:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> no no no, you gotta figure out what operations will give you less machine instructions. readability doesn't matter.
[02:25:15] <cmn32480> theyt gotta match with your gzoutas
[02:25:23] <Bytram> gzundheit!
[02:25:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> 6 gzinta 18 three times
[02:25:38] <chromas> gnu/teit
[02:25:40] <cmn32480> it'll go in 4 times if you push hard enough
[02:25:48] <Bytram> !grab chromas
[02:25:49] <Bender> Added quote 727
[02:26:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't use lube, use spit
[02:26:08] <Bytram> !grab cmn32480
[02:26:08] <Bender> Added quote 728
[02:26:16] <Bytram> okay... break time!
[02:26:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> good idea
[02:26:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[02:26:45] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 45
[02:26:53] <cmn32480> sqlserver--
[02:26:53] <Bender> karma - sqlserver: -1
[03:08:43] <SirFinkus> oh, TheMightyBuzzard, don't know if you read, but I had some 503s this morning
[03:08:50] <SirFinkus> they seemed to resolve pretty quickly
[03:09:08] * cmn32480 wonders if TMB implemented the monitoring software and that solved it
[03:09:28] <SirFinkus> nobody else was bitching, so it must have been pretty short
[03:09:37] <cmn32480> and frankly.. if bytram is gonna grab me he better use lube not spit!
[03:09:40] <cmn32480> nograb
[03:10:41] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[03:10:41] <Bender> Added quote 729
[03:10:47] <SirFinkus> the lady doth protest too much, methinks
[03:10:51] <SirFinkus> oh you ASSHOLE
[03:13:19] <cmn32480> nice!
[03:43:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Britain Does Without Coal Power, Briefly - http://sylnt.us - flying-pig
[04:10:36] <Bytram> http://www.casereports.com
[04:10:37] <systemd> ^ 03( https://secure.jbs.elsevierhealth.com )
[04:10:55] <Bytram> http://www.casereports.com
[04:10:56] <systemd> ^ 03( https://secure.jbs.elsevierhealth.com )
[04:11:00] <chromas> %2Farticle, eh
[04:11:06] <Bytram> lol
[04:11:18] <chromas> ~title http://www.casereports.com
[04:11:42] <Bytram> ^^ "An ingested mobile phone in the stomach may not be amenable to safe endoscopic removal using current therapeutic devices: A case report"
[04:12:03] <Bytram> full report: http://www.casereports.com(16)30052-9/pdf
[04:12:04] <systemd> ^ 03( https://secure.jbs.elsevierhealth.com )
[04:12:21] <Bytram> not the most helpful bot, eh?
[04:14:14] <chromas> dunno. curl-ing it directly just gives it a redirect. even the final url
[04:14:45] <chromas> wget does a series of redirects ending in a 404
[04:14:59] <chromas> web--
[04:14:59] <Bender> karma - web: -2
[04:16:20] <chromas> #title
[04:16:20] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[04:16:22] <chromas> :(
[04:16:41] * chromas translates that to "not implemented yet"
[04:16:44] <Bytram> yeah, can't fix borken with technology, I guess.
[04:17:01] <chromas> web browser can do it though
[04:17:23] <Bytram> yep... bet there is some kind of handshake based on referer or soemthing
[04:17:51] <chromas> from the wanker dept
[04:18:35] <Bytram> man, what a MESS!
[04:18:59] <Bytram> do you use firefox or pale moon?
[04:19:10] <chromas> firefox at the moment
[04:19:49] <Bytram> check out the LiveHTTPHeaders extension
[04:19:56] <chromas> with the noscript
[04:20:02] * chromas fetches
[04:20:34] <chromas> restarting--
[04:20:35] <Bender> karma - restarting: -1
[04:20:48] <Bytram> depending on what options you check in the 'Generator' tab, it shows all the chit-chat from request to final page display.
[04:20:49] * chromas hunts down all the firefox windows
[04:22:56] * chromas 's firefox is kinda broken
[04:25:28] <chromas> checkboxes and radio buttons are invisible when they're unchecked
[04:27:34] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:28:31] <Bytram|away> chromas: that is really strange! how can you check what you cannot see?
[04:28:51] <Bytram|away> palemoon++
[04:28:52] <Bender> karma - palemoon: 3
[04:28:54] <Bytram|away> at least PM still has a sane UI
[04:29:16] <Bytram|away> chromas: nice chatting with ya... have a good night!
[04:29:24] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #soylent
[04:29:26] * exec figuratively drops a btrfs volume of glass shards on #soylent
[04:29:29] <chromas> Fortunately I don't come across them often. Mostly in SN when selecting all messages to delete
[04:29:38] <chromas> ~g'night Bytram|away
[04:29:39] <Bytram|away> nod nod
[04:29:40] * exec allegedly farts a massive fart a uharc archive of gold at Bytram|away
[04:29:49] <chromas> mmm, uharc
[04:29:55] <Bytram|away> compressed gold? not too bad!
[04:30:12] <Bytram|away> oh, not so much compressed, but an archiver, methings
[04:30:15] <Bytram|away> *methinks
[04:30:20] <Bytram|away> ~g uharc
[04:30:22] <exec> [google] www.winuha.com/
[04:30:51] <Bytram|away> nope, I was right the first time:
[04:30:52] <Bytram|away> http://www.winuha.com
[04:30:52] <systemd> ^ 03WinUHA - UHARC GUI - High Compression Multimedia Archiver
[04:31:15] <Bytram|away> anyway... off to bed with me.
[04:31:17] <Bytram|away> laters!
[04:31:22] <chromas> g'night
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[04:38:28] <G-SpotTornado> https://www.youtube.com
[04:38:29] <systemd> ^ 0318.) G-Spot Tornado- Frank Zappa and Ensemble Modern-The Yellow Shark - YouTube
[04:38:34] <G-SpotTornado> Fucvking rad
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[07:47:16] <RadTabla> THis i ssome rad Table shit.
[07:47:27] <RadTabla> https://www.youtube.com
[07:47:29] <systemd> ^ 03Debashish Bhattacharya // Live at Vilnius - YouTube
[07:47:35] <RadTabla> Rad Tabla Shit.
[07:50:05] <crutchy> aye focker!
[07:50:39] <RadTabla> https://www.youtube.com
[07:52:10] <RadTabla> This is some rad Tabla shit.
[07:52:24] <RadTabla> https://www.youtube.com
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[07:54:55] <RadTabla> Let's Jam.
[07:54:56] <RadTabla> https://www.youtube.com
[07:54:56] <systemd> ^✓* 03Debashish Bhattacharya // Live at Vilnius - YouTube
[08:00:55] <RadTabla> FUCKING rad
[08:01:07] <RadTabla> https://www.youtube.com
[08:01:07] <systemd> ^✓* 03Debashish Bhattacharya // Live at Vilnius - YouTube
[08:01:35] <RadTabla> The drone strings are called the "Carkra"
[08:01:41] <RadTabla> "Chakra"
[08:05:15] <RadTabla> https://www.youtube.com
[08:05:15] <systemd> ^✓* 03Debashish Bhattacharya // Live at Vilnius - YouTube
[08:05:25] <RadTabla> Man, this is some awesome Tabla shit.
[08:06:32] <RadTabla> POO IN THE LOO!
[08:08:19] <RadTabla> SOD off, fucks. We come from the tabla. The talking Drum.
[08:08:54] <RadTabla> https://www.youtube.com
[08:08:56] <systemd> ^ 03Pandit Debashish Bhattacharya | Raag Shudh Sarang | Music of India - YouTube
[08:11:56] <RadTabla> https://www.youtube.com
[08:11:56] <RadTabla> Let's Jam, niggers!
[08:16:38] <RadTabla> https://www.youtube.com
[08:16:38] <systemd> ^✓* 03Pandit Debashish Bhattacharya | Raag Shudh Sarang | Music of India - YouTube
[08:19:21] <RadTabla> Man, that tabla is awesome.
[08:20:05] <RadTabla> I can call it "The Wasteland of Islam."
[08:23:04] <RadTabla> Sitar jam.
[08:24:13] <RadTabla> https://www.youtube.com
[08:24:14] <systemd> ^ 03Metallica - Fade to black lyrics - YouTube
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[10:18:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Is Not Celebrating Cultural Revolution's 50th Anniversary - http://sylnt.us - history-should-not-be-forgotten-or-rewritten
[10:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:20:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2587
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[10:34:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #title
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[10:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #title
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[10:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, off by one error
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[10:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #title
[10:36:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[10:36:05] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, abuser, bot, admin
[10:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, guess ima hafta write the youtube command today after all
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[10:56:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:56:21] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy with rain ending for the afternoon. High near 75F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 90%. Rainfall around a quarter of an inch. Tomorrow: Sunny along with a few clouds. High 77F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph.
[10:56:48] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[10:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing weather but i got stuff to do
[11:09:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather 33701
[11:09:27] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny to partly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 86F. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: A few passing clouds, otherwise generally sunny. High 83F. Winds SW at 10 to 20 mph.
[11:10:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> needs humidity too
[11:10:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> or I could just remember that I live in Florida and it's going to be HUMID AS FUCK
[11:13:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair point
[11:13:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not my arranging though, that's the weather as text as returned by wunderground's api.
[11:15:15] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: there needs to be a mod for something like "-1 didn't read the summary"
[11:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'd have to give out 50 mod points per person per day if we did that
[11:16:06] <Gravis> i don't expect people to read the article but not reading the summary si just lazy
[11:16:29] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: no, you wouldn't.
[11:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm just glad if they read the whole headline
[11:19:57] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: sometimes they don't: https://soylentnews.org
[11:19:59] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02bitstream (6144)] (02Score:2)
[11:20:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, exactly what i mean
[11:21:46] <crutchy> ~g'day doods
[11:21:48] * exec sneakily stuffs a bucket of instant grits into doods
[11:22:23] <crutchy> Gravis, who reads the summary?
[11:22:52] <crutchy> i just read the title and write the summary in my head
[11:23:00] <crutchy> and then commence shitposting :p
[11:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday homeskillet
[11:23:32] * exec carefully pisses promises of weed on homeskillet
[11:23:51] <crutchy> hnnng thas gud shit
[11:24:41] * crutchy is still writing his eval-less test routine
[11:24:47] <crutchy> been slow goin this week
[11:26:22] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:26:23] <systemd> ^ 03Crystal Waters - 100% Pure Love - YouTube
[11:30:04] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:30:06] <systemd> ^ 03TLC - Creep - YouTube
[11:30:10] <crutchy> 90's night yo
[11:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> wrong Creep
[11:31:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:31:29] <systemd> ^ 03Radiohead - Creep - YouTube
[11:32:26] <crutchy> wasn't much into pommy grunge or whatever you wanna call it
[11:33:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> I never understood why Radiohead's Creep got so popular
[11:34:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> terrible goddamn song
[11:35:19] <crutchy> same with wonderwall by oasis
[11:35:26] <crutchy> was really popular, but it sounded like shit
[11:35:41] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[11:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me really. prolly the same reason pearl jam got popular
[11:36:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause nirvana had epic sized coat tails
[11:38:03] <crutchy> nirvana didn't do it for me either
[11:38:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's because you got kangaroo shit in your ears
[11:38:36] <crutchy> lol
[11:39:04] <crutchy> bon jovi is gud
[11:39:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> tru but he was more 80s
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[11:39:43] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:39:44] <systemd> ^ 03Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive - YouTube
[11:41:23] <crutchy> why the fuck am i reaching over to turn the volume knob on the receiver? there's a fkin remote right here...
[11:41:43] <crutchy> must be the kangaroo shit :p
[11:47:30] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[11:48:16] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:48:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2588
[11:52:07] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:52:09] * exec whole-heartedly crams a finger of young-earth creationism into crutchy
[11:52:14] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:52:16] * exec homogeneously embiggens an ace archive of toecheese with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:52:20] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:52:22] * exec dexterously vomits a btrfs volume of adhesive medical strips on bytram
[11:52:23] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[11:52:26] * exec diabolically passes a tremendouns number of boiled dog stuffed with rice to cmn32480
[11:52:27] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:52:30] * exec overratedly pisses a tumbleweed of dumpster juice on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:52:30] <Bytram> ~gday crutchy
[11:52:33] * exec provocatively penetrates a basket of dollar-store ice cream with crutchy
[11:53:19] <cmn32480> crutchy wins
[11:53:32] <cmn32480> and TMB needs a shower... toecheese and dumpster juice.... YUCK!
[11:53:35] <Bytram> cold man... real cold.
[11:54:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: was thinking about our chat yesterday and that sql query...
[11:54:35] <Bytram> we need to make sure to EXCLUDE any stories that have DISPLAY *OFF*
[11:55:40] <Bytram> we very occasionally have stories sitting in the queue for a day (or more) waiting for a certain date/time before getting released.
[11:56:27] <Bytram> so we set the release date/time for when we want it to go out in the future, but can set display off so that it does not accidentally go out by accident
[11:56:52] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:56:54] <systemd> ^ 03U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - YouTube
[11:56:59] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram
[11:57:01] * exec hurriedly inserts an easter basket of active directory into Bytram
[11:57:07] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:57:09] * exec slowly stuffs a kilobyte of com objects into cmn32480
[11:57:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
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[11:57:18] * exec proverbially bitchslaps a sacful of TNT with cmn32480
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[11:57:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:57:37] * exec romantically farts a printout of windows xp at Bytram
[11:57:43] <cmn32480> that musta been some TNT... made him quit!
[11:57:49] * Bytram is crushed under the weight
[11:58:03] <cmn32480> XP and Win10... inside of 24 hours... you lucky dog!
[11:58:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you do so lurve making things complicated
[11:58:32] <Bytram> I was hoping for something more 'mobile' -- next up: WinCE
[11:58:58] <Bytram> not at all... I just have a skill for working through permutations and error cases
[11:59:19] <cmn32480> ^^^ He is good at being complicated
[11:59:29] <Bytram> we had the Minion story sitting in the queue for several days, and many days into the future.
[12:00:16] <Bytram> it would be a *royal* pain to have to re-fix the story release time AND date... when it was off by days instead of just minutes
[12:00:41] <Bytram> that is called planning ahead to make the user experience simpler
[12:00:42] * crutchy watched minions last night
[12:00:49] <crutchy> weird movie
[12:01:07] <Bytram> if they had a cameo of homer simpson, would that be a Doh! Minion?
[12:02:17] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: just like how you plan your coding to minimize the resultant machine code, so too do I plan things to minimize the load on the user. same idea.
[12:02:34] <Bytram> and, nowadays, computers are cheap and people are expensive
[12:02:45] * Bytram remembers a day when it was very much the other way around.
[12:03:41] <Bytram> problem is with that DISPLAY flag, I do not see it in the 'stories' table.
[12:03:48] <Bytram> not sure where it is kept in the DB
[12:04:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, weird, i watched it yesterday too
[12:05:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, no clue
[12:05:38] <Bytram> I was doing some looking around yesterday... I think I might still have a window up somewhere
[12:05:39] <Bytram> brb
[12:07:19] <cmn32480> gotta take my daughter to school... back later
[12:07:32] <Bytram> would be in "sub editStory" in "admin.pl"
[12:07:40] <Bytram> crutchy: ciao for now
[12:07:53] <crutchy> o/
[12:10:15] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:10:17] <systemd> ^ 03Snow - Informer 1992 HQ - YouTube
[12:10:23] <crutchy> lmao i loved this song as a kid
[12:10:41] <crutchy> still have nfi what the lyrics are
[12:11:59] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:12:00] <systemd> ^ 03House of Pain - Jump Around Lyrics (Subtitles) - YouTube
[12:12:07] <crutchy> this song too :D
[12:12:21] * crutchy is getting nostalgic
[12:17:33] <Bytram> "display_check" looks to be the thing, but there's a buncha indirection going on and still haven't sleuthed wherein the DB that ends up.
[12:17:43] <Bytram> ^^ in admin.pl
[12:17:47] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:17:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2589
[12:17:51] <Bytram> biab; afk
[12:18:46] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:18:47] <systemd> ^ 03Wreckx-N-Effect - Rump Shaker - YouTube
[12:20:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Both Houses of Congress Approve of Weed for Suffering Veterans - http://sylnt.us - stick-that-in-your-pipe...
[12:20:50] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:20:50] <systemd> ^ 03Johnny Gill - The Floor - YouTube
[12:21:26] <crutchy> ahh 1993... the year i discovered the compact disc :)
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[12:28:11] <crutchy> ~last message=/bots
[12:28:16] <exec> 03[2014-03-09 04:39:26] #Soylent <kobach> censorship of spam/bots?
[12:28:34] <crutchy> ~last message==.*/bots
[12:28:40] <exec> 03[2016-05-20 12:28:1] #Soylent <exec> 03[2014-03-09 04:39:26] #Soylent <kobach> censorship of spam/bots?
[12:28:54] <crutchy> ~last message=\=.*/bots
[12:28:59] <exec> 03[2016-05-20 12:28:4] #Soylent <exec> 03[2016-05-20 12:28:1] #Soylent <exec> 03[2014-03-09 04:39:26] #Soylent <kobach> censorship of spam/bots?
[12:29:04] <crutchy> lol
[12:29:14] <crutchy> ~first message=/bots
[12:29:19] <exec> 03[2014-03-09 04:39:26] #Soylent <kobach> censorship of spam/bots?
[12:29:25] <crutchy> :<
[12:30:58] <crutchy> =set
[12:31:06] <crutchy> =bots
[12:31:14] <crutchy> i dunno
[12:31:50] <crutchy> chromas, might need to add MrDebug to monopoly's bots list
[12:31:54] * Bytram has no idea what crutchy is trying to do, but does not look very successful :/
[12:32:02] <crutchy> i'd do it but i can't remember the command :/
[12:32:14] <crutchy> Bytram, lol
[12:32:22] <Bytram> =list
[12:32:26] <Bytram> =help
[12:32:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[12:32:28] <MrPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[12:32:41] <crutchy> =hive
[12:32:47] <crutchy> =hive butt
[12:32:52] <crutchy> lol
[12:33:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube butt rocket
[12:33:01] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:33:09] <crutchy> something to do with hives i think
[12:33:14] <crutchy> monopoly has hives
[12:33:32] <crutchy> sorta like how exec is a bucket case
[12:33:53] * TheMightyBuzzard thinks there is a hole in his bucket
[12:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[12:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf, did i break systemd?
[12:35:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[12:35:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> awesome, guess i did
[12:36:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: would you like some straw?
[12:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, coffee's fine, thanks.
[12:37:11] <crutchy> =
[12:37:15] <crutchy> hmm
[12:37:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> pour in bucket, hold mouth over hole, saves the whole cup nonsense
[12:37:22] <Bytram> http://www.youtube.com
[12:37:32] <Bytram> ~titles on
[12:37:33] * crutchy looks for monopoly source
[12:37:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i broke yer bot
[12:38:03] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/$/tle/
[12:38:03] <sedctl> <Bytram> <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i broke yer bottle
[12:38:16] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[12:38:25] <Bytram> looks like exec is napping, too.
[12:38:34] <Bytram> crutchy: ^^
[12:38:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake exec
[12:38:34] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a red rocket
[12:38:42] popeydoll is now known as Popeidol
[12:38:51] <crutchy> ~rainbow fart
[12:38:52] <exec> 00,12f00,02a00,06r00,04t
[12:39:01] <crutchy> ~title on
[12:39:03] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[12:39:03] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[12:39:05] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[12:39:12] <Bytram> better, thanks!
[12:39:18] <Bytram> http://www.youtube.com
[12:39:20] <exec> └─ 13There's A Hole In My Bucket - YouTube
[12:39:26] <Bytram> =)
[12:39:34] <crutchy> poor monopoly :(
[12:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube smack my bitch up
[12:40:36] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:40:52] <crutchy> ~link monopoly https://github.com
[12:40:54] <exec> └─ monopoly => https://github.com
[12:40:55] <exec> └─ 13GitHub - chromatos/pas: Pascal stuff [04GitHub - chromatos / not: Pascal stuff]
[12:41:08] <crutchy> lol
[12:41:22] <crutchy> i think google translated that as spanish or something
[12:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, smoke time
[12:43:28] <crutchy> =get config
[12:44:03] <crutchy> =get .configowner.nick
[12:44:08] <crutchy> =get .config/owner.nick
[12:44:34] <crutchy> sorry chromas mate. i dunno who dun it, but seems monopoly dun broke :(
[12:44:49] <chromas> it's okay. I killed MrPlow earlier :D
[12:44:57] <crutchy> lol
[12:45:04] <Bytram> kill all robots!
[12:45:11] <Bytram> j/k
[12:45:18] <chromas> looks like it was the =set command
[12:45:24] <chromas> =set
[12:45:26] <chromas> yep
[12:45:31] <chromas> empty set kills it
[12:45:31] <Bytram> =stand
[12:45:35] <chromas> fpos
[12:45:36] <crutchy> oh with no parameters?
[12:45:40] <crutchy> bugger
[12:45:41] <chromas> =set fart
[12:45:42] <systemd> ## Error in cell reference: missing hive name
[12:45:46] <crutchy> ooh
[12:45:48] <chromas> fpos
[12:46:04] <crutchy> at least its not ded
[12:46:16] <crutchy> pascal++
[12:46:16] <Bender> karma - pascal: 62
[12:47:08] <Bytram> okay... making progress. admin.pl; line 1289: $storyref->{'time'} = $slashdb->getTime;
[12:48:19] <Bytram> need to update that line with the SQL query which generates an offset to the youngest story in story queue with display checked on.
[12:49:07] <Bytram> again for a new story, admin.pl: line 1299: $display_check = $constants->{markup_checked_attribute};
[12:53:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, thas okay. saved me finding that bug myself.
[12:54:20] <Bytram> NOTE_TO_SELF: balanceTags needs something like: s|</li>\</li>\n\g;
[12:54:21] <Bytram> urg
[12:54:33] <Bytram> NOTE_TO_SELF: balanceTags needs something like: s|</li>|</li>\n|g;
[12:56:08] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:56:09] <systemd> ^ 03The Heights - How Do You Talk To An Angel - YouTube
[12:56:10] <exec> └─ 13The Heights - How Do You Talk To An Angel - YouTube
[12:56:15] <crutchy> ~title off
[12:56:17] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[12:56:24] <crutchy> wb systemd :)
[12:58:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... wonder if it's "neverdisplay" in story_param
[12:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can add a left join and do that all in one query if so
[12:59:08] <Bytram> it seems related, but I am not sure that is the one
[12:59:22] * Bytram is looking at findTheTime in Admin.pm
[13:00:05] <Bytram> oh, wait. was thinking of something else... that could be it.
[13:01:10] <Bytram> hmmm, come to look at it, this would be the place for it, though.
[13:01:51] <Bytram> Admin/pm lines 763 and onward, especially line 777
[13:03:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> pet, thas it
[13:04:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/pet/yep/
[13:04:03] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, thas it
[13:04:07] <Bytram> yep, lines 784 and 786 in Admin.pm are where the new delta should be computed
[13:04:09] <Bytram> still looking for the DISPLAY flag
[13:04:34] <Bytram> I think you are on the right track with the neverdisplay, but that name leads me to believe otherwise
[13:04:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, i can do that all in one sql query. no need for perl.
[13:04:40] <Bytram> noice
[13:04:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is neverdisplay
[13:04:53] <Bytram> but, umm,, it IS in the perl
[13:05:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, but the code is sql
[13:05:18] <Bytram> oh, you mean just update admin.pm ??
[13:05:23] <Bytram> oh, yeah.
[13:05:25] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i just gotta figure out the query
[13:07:12] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:07:36] <Bytram> we pretty much had it yesterday, except for the 'neverdisplay' bit
[13:07:41] <Bytram> brb
[13:08:09] <Bytram> select date_add(max(time), interval $DELTA-($RAND_AMT)+floor(rand()*$RAND_AMT*2) minute) as next from stories;
[13:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> the neverdisplay bit is gonna be the complicated part. it's in another table so gotta join em
[13:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> but we can't join em
[13:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoid isn't unique on story_param
[13:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> create a temporary table maybe?
[13:09:43] * Bytram ponders
[13:09:51] <Bytram> story_param is the table that neverdisplay lives in?
[13:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, and it's saved as a name/value pair
[13:10:18] <Bytram> aha!
[13:10:21] <Bytram> urgh.
[13:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> describe story_param;
[13:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> +----------+-----------------------+------+-----+---------+----------------+
[13:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> | Field | Type | Null | Key | Default | Extra |
[13:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> +----------+-----------------------+------+-----+---------+----------------+
[13:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> | param_id | mediumint(8) unsigned | NO | PRI | NULL | auto_increment |
[13:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> | stoid | mediumint(8) unsigned | NO | MUL | NULL | |
[13:10:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> | name | varchar(32) | NO | | | |
[13:10:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> | value | mediumtext | NO | | NULL | |
[13:10:43] <Bytram> yuppers
[13:11:15] <Bytram> well, how does editStory find the right one?
[13:11:24] <Bytram> do whatever THAT does, no?
[13:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> um... not remotely. no.
[13:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> editStory gets a stoid or sid passed to it
[13:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> then it uses separate calls to get the params
[13:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> this all has to be done in one call.
[13:12:33] <Bytram> got it.
[13:12:53] <Bytram> are stoid monotonically increasing?
[13:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i don't think it can be without creating a temporary table.
[13:13:07] <Bytram> subquery, maybe?
[13:13:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[13:13:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'd do to find out if the newest story had neverdisplay set but not to find the newest one without it set
[13:14:22] <Bytram> select max(stoid) in story_param where story_param.name == 'neverdisplay' AND story_param.value != 'NO';
[13:14:34] <Bytram> or however they flag it as being unset
[13:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, because neverdisplay is only set when it's hidden. before that there is no var set in there.
[13:15:57] <Bytram> okay, makes sense
[13:16:02] * Bytram thinks
[13:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> does not. they bloody fucked us up by trying to make things easier on themselves.
[13:16:43] <Bytram> and, I just realized, I expect a phone call shortly... need to cut off for a half-hour or more.
[13:16:44] <Bytram> well, saves storage, too.
[13:17:11] <Bytram> could we update the DB and explicitize it for all the stories that do not, as yet, have it set?
[13:17:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really. a column name is way cheaper than thousands of instances of "neverdisplay"
[13:17:22] <Bytram> true that
[13:17:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they could be bloody bool
[13:18:01] <Bytram> yep, you got that right.
[13:18:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh
[13:18:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think we can do this without reorganizing that table or a lot of extremely wasteful processing
[13:18:54] * Bytram wonders what other name/valkue pairs they have in there.
[13:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> select distinct name from story_param;
[13:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> +----------------------+
[13:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> | name |
[13:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> +----------------------+
[13:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> | thumb_signoff_needed |
[13:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> | subid |
[13:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> | commentstatus |
[13:19:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> | related_sids |
[13:19:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> | neverdisplay |
[13:19:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> | thumb |
[13:20:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> it would have been soooo simple as a six column table.
[13:20:50] <Bytram> sadly, I have to agree.
[13:20:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> just left join on the stoid with the stories table
[13:20:51] <Bytram> ok gtg
[13:20:53] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:20:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters
[13:21:31] <Bytram> hmmm, bite the bullet now and farm out the attrs back into the story table?
[13:21:48] <Bytram> neat... I can still be online and talk at the same time
[13:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, not gonna reorganize the database for one little benefit. just don't set stories to neverdisplay. stick em in hold.
[13:26:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> then yer previous query works peachy.
[13:28:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[13:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe with a really, really long sql statement using derived tables?
[13:32:15] <Bytram> hmmm, maybe add another category besides hold.. 'pending', maybe?
[13:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, if it can't be done with an sql statement or minimal processing it's not awesome enough to do.
[13:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think it just might be possible to do it as an sql statement though. a very hard for me to write one.
[13:33:45] <chromas> nested queries
[13:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> very much so, and derived tables
[13:38:51] <chromas> views++
[13:38:51] <Bender> karma - views: 2
[13:51:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Television Journalist Morley Safer Dies at 84 - http://sylnt.us - good-reporter
[13:55:42] <chromas> also John Berry
[13:58:04] <Runaway1956> One of Hillary's speeches - maybe her best - https://www.youtube.com
[13:58:06] <systemd> ^ 03Toilet Flushing Sounds for your Relaxation and Meditation - YouTube
[13:59:02] * chromas flushes his dirty buffers
[13:59:27] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[13:59:27] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews: Authors
[14:00:31] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/sed.php
[14:00:33] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[14:00:33] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/sed.php"
[14:00:37] <crutchy> oops
[14:00:45] <crutchy> need to push to github first lol
[14:00:57] <Bytram> that WOULD make sense, lol
[14:01:25] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/sed.php
[14:01:32] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[14:01:34] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/sed.php"
[14:01:52] <Bytram> that's what he 'sed'
[14:02:06] <chromas> add in p2p file sharing so you can share updates between exec instances :D
[14:02:19] <crutchy> lol
[14:02:27] <chromas> I s'pose dcc would also work
[14:02:40] <crutchy> cmn32480 would hurt me
[14:02:41] <chromas> but it doesn't sound as trendy
[14:03:23] <crutchy> fixed up the mod testing routine
[14:03:30] <chromas> sedctl: nick ThatsWhatSheSed
[14:03:30] * sedctl is a 53-line gawk script, https://github.com
[14:03:30] <crutchy> to use include
[14:04:04] <chromas> ~last nick=FoobarBazbot
[14:04:09] <exec> 03[2014-07-13 02:31:2] #Soylent <SedBot> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA Stores 180% of all Phone Calls - http://sylnt.us - pinch-of-salt
[14:04:25] <crutchy> eh?
[14:04:52] <chromas> maybe his sedbot had his nick in there somewhere
[14:05:03] <chromas> in the username or vhost
[14:05:10] <crutchy> hmm. probably yeah
[14:05:14] <chromas> ~last nick=FoobarBazbot type=quit
[14:05:19] <exec> 03[2015-02-02 05:45:4] #Soylent <FoobarBazbot> Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in
[14:05:43] <chromas> the bastard, leavin' us like that
[14:05:58] <chromas> I say we stomp all over his legacy and sodomize SedBot
[14:06:11] <Bytram> crutchy: looks like exec has stopped providing updates in #folding ??
[14:06:16] <Bytram> ~folding-rank
[14:06:18] <exec> 07776
[14:06:59] <Bytram> last update I see in #folding from exec was 11h ago.
[14:08:21] <crutchy> ~alias-info ~fah
[14:08:23] <exec> 02exec [enabled]: ~fah|10|3600|0|1||||||php scripts/folding.php %%trailing%% %%dest%% %%nick%% %%alias%% %%cmd%% %%server%%
[14:08:23] <exec> 02file: /home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/folding.php [modified: 2016-04-12 12:36:34, size: 994 bytes]
[14:10:48] <crutchy> ~fah
[14:10:59] <crutchy> hmm
[14:11:12] <crutchy> ~rehash
[14:11:16] <Bytram> crutchy: just saw exec report in #folding... thanks!
[14:11:20] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (153 aliases)
[14:11:33] <crutchy> that was from the ~fah command i did in here
[14:11:37] <crutchy> :p
[14:11:50] <Bytram> remote control? noice!
[14:12:18] <crutchy> we'll see if the ~rehash kicked it in the guts
[14:12:22] <crutchy> in an hour
[14:13:03] <crutchy> ~wget http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com <Rank> <> </Rank>
[14:13:04] <exec> 07776
[14:13:28] <crutchy> ~bucket ~fah.prev_rank
[14:13:45] <crutchy> hmm. probably don't have access to that command
[14:13:59] <cmn32480> ~bucket ~fah.prev_rank
[14:14:01] <exec> 776
[14:14:10] <cmn32480> yer welcome
[14:14:13] <crutchy> :)
[14:14:38] <crutchy> everything seems to be working other than the repeat
[14:15:04] <crutchy> hopefully rehash puts it back on the tracks
[14:15:07] <cmn32480> ~folding-rank
[14:15:08] <exec> 07776
[14:15:12] <cmn32480> seems fine
[14:15:20] <cmn32480> worst case we can poke him in the eye
[14:15:33] <crutchy> or beat it with a stick
[14:15:39] <crutchy> or set the drop bears onto it
[14:15:51] <crutchy> oh no that would be a bit too far
[14:16:00] <crutchy> nobody deserves drop bears
[14:16:28] <crutchy> anyway, time for bed for me
[14:16:32] <crutchy> saturday ftw!
[14:16:35] <Runaway1956> Drop bears gotta eat too
[14:16:36] <crutchy> ~time
[14:16:39] <exec> Saturday, 21 May 2016 @ 12:16 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[14:17:11] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[14:17:13] <systemd> ^ 03Five Nights at Freddy's 4 Song - I Got No Time (FNAF4) - The Living Tombstone - YouTube
[14:18:02] <cmn32480> coffee++
[14:18:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2590
[14:18:21] <Runaway1956> of course coffee++
[14:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh baby, i think i done figured it out
[14:18:37] * cmn32480 checks the doctors list of meds I was supposed to discontinue a week ago....
[14:18:45] <Runaway1956> Hmmppph - bender doesn't see it like I do
[14:18:45] <cmn32480> Nope... coffe is not on the list!
[14:19:14] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah? Show me what you've got!
[14:19:16] <Bytram> nograb
[14:19:23] <cmn32480> zoinks!
[14:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, putting the last of it together
[14:19:36] <Bytram> nod nod
[14:19:38] <Runaway1956> Twelve inches - unless you meant his own anatomy
[14:19:44] <cmn32480> oooo his is modular!
[14:19:54] <cmn32480> must Ethanol-Fueled's alter ego
[14:19:57] <Runaway1956> mudular
[14:19:58] <Bytram> cmn32480: Zoinks? I think I need a scooby snack! brb
[14:20:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> select date_add(max(time), interval 93+floor(rand()*14) minute) as next from stories as s left outer join (select stoid, value as neverdisplay from story_param where name = 'neverdisplay') as p on s.stoid = p.stoid where neverdisplay is null;
[14:21:47] * cmn32480 's sql isn't ath good... but I bet it is decipherable
[14:22:05] <Runaway1956> A sedentary lifestyle may be beneficial - http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
[14:22:06] <systemd> ^ 03Infographic: How too much exercise can cause damage - Times of India
[14:22:18] <cmn32480> well that's good
[14:22:22] <cmn32480> I'll start this weekend
[14:22:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, not quite working
[14:22:36] <Runaway1956> I'm glad I started early
[14:22:38] <Bytram> exercise is bad for your health!
[14:22:53] <cmn32480> I will be (literally) on ice all weekend
[14:23:09] <Runaway1956> Exercise is REALLY bad for your health if you wake me up
[14:23:21] <cmn32480> unless they can run faster than you////
[14:23:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, wait, yeah it is. it just so happens that the latest displaying story on dev was put up almost a month ago so the assigned date is an hour and change after that.
[14:23:26] <cmn32480> then it is good for their health
[14:23:34] <Runaway1956> cmn32489 sushi ???
[14:23:40] <cmn32480> nope
[14:23:42] <cmn32480> vasectomy
[14:23:57] <Runaway1956> I've never seen that on the menu
[14:24:15] <cmn32480> according to my wife it was supposed to have been on the menu 3 years ago
[14:24:28] <Runaway1956> Then she should have had one then
[14:24:43] <cmn32480> you mean while she was cut open for the last of the C-Section's?
[14:24:52] <Bytram> just for my brain to parse easier:
[14:24:53] <Bytram> SELECT date_add(max(time), interval 93+floor(rand()*14) minute) AS next FROM stories AS s LEFT OUTER JOIN (SELECT stoid, value AS neverdisplay FROM story_param WHERE name = 'neverdisplay') AS p ON s.stoid = p.stoid WHERE neverdisplay IS NULL;
[14:24:53] <cmn32480> yeah I said the same thing
[14:25:03] <Runaway1956> So now, if cmn32480 comes to Texas, no one will mistake him for a queer, because he's a steer?
[14:25:17] <cmn32480> bull
[14:25:27] <cmn32480> i will not cow to your fun poking
[14:25:30] <Runaway1956> No, bulls got working equipment
[14:25:39] <cmn32480> that's udderly senseless
[14:25:41] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[14:25:59] <cmn32480> we can probably milk this further
[14:26:05] <cmn32480> but I got no beef with you
[14:26:18] <Runaway1956> except, milking a bull doesn't yeild very much milk
[14:26:22] <cmn32480> if you keep poking fun, it will be a mi-steak
[14:26:47] <Runaway1956> at least they didn't cut away your wit
[14:26:48] <Bytram> Did you hear about the cow that gave birth? She was de-calf-inated
[14:26:59] <cmn32480> <graon>
[14:27:08] <Runaway1956> must have missed the wit by 1/4 inch
[14:27:16] <cmn32480> NOTHING SHOULD BE CE_CALF_INATED!!!!!
[14:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, this is working. keep track of it because i'll lose it.
[14:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> select s.stoid, date_add(max(time), interval 93+floor(rand()*14) minute) as next from stories as s left outer join (select stoid, value as neverdisplay from story_param where name = 'neverdisplay') as p on s.stoid = p.stoid where neverdisplay is null;
[14:27:29] <Bytram> just a sec
[14:27:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: copy-pasta in #dev
[14:28:05] <cmn32480> i did same in QA
[14:28:18] <cmn32480> there han'st been anyhtign in #qa in months/// should be easy to find
[14:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> feel free to adjust it to meet your formula
[14:28:31] <Runaway1956> New hobby for cmn - http://www.reuters.com
[14:28:33] <systemd> ^ 03The man who paints cows| Reuters ( http://www.reuters.com )
[14:29:03] <cmn32480> I can paint women... they just can't get preggers.... in 60 days or 25 ejaculations... whichever comes first
[14:29:11] <cmn32480> nograb
[14:29:33] <Runaway1956> Better use 'em wisely then . . .
[14:29:42] <cmn32480> truth is Runaway1956, we don't want/need any more kids
[14:30:09] <cmn32480> I got three wonderful little monsters, that I love dearly, and I don't want no more
[14:30:09] <Runaway1956> ditto here - we've worn the first ones out, and don't have the heart to try again
[14:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> bloody thing hurted my brain and made me google stuff
[14:30:35] <Runaway1956> brain pain - the worst of pains
[14:34:18] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.aljazeera.com
[14:34:46] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:36:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay! now i can forget everything i just learned!
[14:36:43] <Runaway1956> futility, much?
[14:37:06] <Runaway1956> we were just talking about exercise being dangerous, and here you are exercising in futility
[14:37:10] <Bytram> when I've coded some particularly gnarly code, I've usually constructed something that I won't be able to debug later... comments save the day
[14:37:26] <Bytram> Runaway1956++
[14:37:26] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 4
[14:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, i plan on doing some 12oz curls as well later
[14:38:03] <Runaway1956> Careful - limit yourself - if you have a stroke, we won't send any flowers
[14:38:05] <chromas> cheese curls?
[14:38:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i can always read what i write later. i just won't necessarily know how to write it from scratch again without refreshing my memory.
[14:39:11] * Bytram can read his stuff later, too... but it does not always make as much sense as when he wrote it... and certainly may not make ANY sense to whomever comes along afterwards
[14:40:20] <Runaway1956> I hesitate to post this crazy article - but this is a crazy crowd - http://www.china.org.cn
[14:40:21] <systemd> ^ 03Baby born 'pregnant' with his own brother- China.org.cn
[14:40:41] <Runaway1956> Maybe I should submit it? Imagine the discussion.
[14:40:43] <Runaway1956> I can't.
[14:41:36] <chromas> if only prenatal abortions were legal
[14:41:44] <Bytram> so, malformed twins where one died early and became enveloped by the other -- which one could kinda say he was pregnant?
[14:41:57] <Bytram> well, postnatal are not
[14:42:22] <Runaway1956> Yes, Bytram - except - well - uhh - males don't have ectopic pregnancies
[14:42:30] * Runaway1956 thinks he used the right word there
[14:42:49] <Bytram> sounds right, but I'm not sure, either.
[14:43:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> when in doubt, use a word nobody else in the room knows either.
[14:43:26] <Runaway1956> good one, Buzzard
[14:43:40] <Runaway1956> ~define ectopic
[14:43:42] <exec> ectopic: unable to find definition
[14:43:54] <chromas> sounds intragnisant
[14:44:14] <Runaway1956> ec·top·ic
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[14:44:15] <Runaway1956> ekˈtäpik/Submit
[14:44:15] <Runaway1956> adjectiveMEDICINE
[14:44:15] <Runaway1956> 1.
[14:44:15] <Runaway1956> in an abnormal place or position.
[14:44:15] <Runaway1956> noun
[14:44:17] <Runaway1956> 1.
[14:44:20] <Runaway1956> an ectopic pregnancy.
[14:44:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define ectopic, position independent code written by a ghost.
[14:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add ectopic, position independent code written by a ghost.
[14:44:38] <exec> definition for term "ectopic" set to "position independent code written by a ghost."
[14:44:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, you broke mrplow
[14:44:59] <chromas> looks like MrPlow doesn't like them fancy dancy unichode chars
[14:45:15] <Runaway1956> Ohh noes!
[14:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, string operations bitch if an index number doesn't lie on a character boundary. may have to convert them all to byte operations.
[14:46:08] <Runaway1956> nose byte
[14:46:28] <cmn32480> exec will just ignore you if he doens't like something you type
[14:46:50] <chromas> exec is the least crashy bot
[14:46:59] <Runaway1956> That's usually how I act too, unless some ignoramus is just begging to be kicked
[14:47:04] * chromas expects a burrito
[14:47:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, perl version of mrplow is. he just also takes up an assload of memory.
[14:47:39] <Runaway1956> strange anatomy, mrplow
[14:47:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, perl.
[14:47:51] <chromas> that's why you switch to perl 7
[14:47:59] <cmn32480> surprisingly exec is the least crashy bot
[14:48:04] <cmn32480> given his spaghetti
[14:48:21] <chromas> ~nick GOTO
[14:48:22] exec is now known as GOTO
[14:48:30] <Runaway1956> Do I want to nap, or do I want to fight it?
[14:48:39] <cmn32480> heh.. didn't know crutchy fixed that
[14:48:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> php is more unicode friendly than rust by far
[14:48:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that or i'm doing something wrong
[14:49:03] <chromas> spontaenous holes
[14:49:07] <chromas> 'cause rust
[14:49:15] <chromas> ~say test
[14:49:17] <GOTO> test
[14:49:20] <chromas> ~nick exec
[14:49:21] GOTO is now known as exec
[14:49:24] * cmn32480 hands TheMightyBuzzard a sandblaster to get rid of the rust
[14:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~say 8008135
[14:49:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[14:49:48] <chromas> ~say teehee
[14:49:50] <exec> teehee
[14:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly just as well. i'd make him do unfortunate things
[14:50:14] <chromas> =say ~say #kick chromas
[14:50:14] <systemd> ~say #kick chromas
[14:50:16] <exec> #kick chromas
[14:50:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, it was my action parser
[14:50:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~rps sprrpspprrss
[14:50:41] <exec> sequence trimmed
[14:50:42] <exec> rank for andytheabsurd: 2 - http://ix.io
[14:51:52] <chromas> does the "·" have a byte that looks like space or somethin'?
[14:53:01] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - I think ~say is an admin/op function only
[14:57:03] <chromas> ~admin payraise all around
[14:57:19] <cmn32480> just exec admins?
[14:57:33] <cmn32480> that's a bit limited given the current fake budget, don't you think?
[14:58:52] <chromas> I figured it would be an admin command
[14:59:01] <chromas> maybe ~accounting
[15:02:45] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[15:02:47] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 67°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 5 mph, humidity 43% - Friday partly cloudy (55°F:71°F), Saturday cloudy (52°F:71°F), Sunday rain (54°F:56°F), Monday scattered showers (53°F:60°F)
[15:02:51] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[15:02:53] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 68°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 0 mph, humidity 40% - Friday partly cloudy (48°F:70°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (49°F:69°F), Sunday showers (49°F:56°F), Monday scattered showers (48°F:62°F)
[15:02:55] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[15:02:57] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 67°F, sunny, wind W at 8 mph, humidity 37% - Friday mostly sunny (48°F:73°F), Saturday partly cloudy (49°F:77°F), Sunday scattered showers (45°F:67°F), Monday sunny (47°F:76°F)
[15:03:49] <Bytram> okay, first nice day in a long while... I'm going to force myself to clean up and get out and enjoy it before it passes.
[15:03:55] <Bytram> !uid
[15:03:55] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6238, owned by santos
[15:04:07] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[15:04:46] <Bytram|away> will leave IRC up until I leave; ping me if you need me before then.
[15:05:26] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: I left some SQL code in #dev
[15:06:23] <Bytram|away> basically find all the stoid's which are set to not display, and exclude those. Then, from what's left, find the largest release date/time, and work from that.
[15:06:36] <Bytram|away> no brain pain!
[15:06:44] <Bytram|away> ok,
[15:06:45] <Bytram|away> afk
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[15:10:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> a💩b💩c💩d💩e💩f💩
[15:10:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ec·top·ic
[15:10:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #ec·top·ic
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[15:10:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, knew that would crash him
[15:11:09] <SirFinkus> you're so cruel
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[15:11:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe you lot won't crash him on purpose until i fix that.
[15:11:47] <SirFinkus> maybe
[15:18:00] <cmn32480> a lofty dream TheMightyBuzzard ... we'll take care of it
[15:22:10] <SirFinkus> mrplowurmum
[15:22:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Reveals Homegrown "TPU" For Machine Learning - http://sylnt.us - skynet-development
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[15:33:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> There, fixed.
[15:33:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #ec·top·ic
[15:33:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[15:33:25] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin
[15:34:15] <Bytram|away> ok, gtg
[15:34:25] <Bytram|away> hope to be back laer
[15:34:28] <Bytram|away> *laer
[15:41:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help 💩
[15:41:18] <MrPlow> #💩 is not a currently implemented command
[15:41:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat
[15:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help💩foo
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[15:41:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha!
[15:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh, ima hafta do everything as bloody bytes
[15:42:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> or...
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[16:53:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Children's Brains Light up at Mother's Voice - http://sylnt.us - what-about-Dad?
[17:24:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Children's Brains Light up at Mother's Voice - http://sylnt.us - what-about-Dad? || Hubble Takes an Image of Mars Near Opposition - http://sylnt.us - Pretty-Pictures-Contain-Real-Data
[18:55:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Testing Driverless Car in Pittsburgh - http://sylnt.us - uber-going-vegan
[19:24:33] <cmn32480> well... that went as well as can be expected...
[19:24:47] <cmn32480> thouhg I feel like somebody has repeatedly punched me in the balls with a sledgehammer
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[19:46:45] <jujuju> this guy will be done at the hearing
[19:47:27] <jujuju> that is grounds to open it all up
[19:47:33] <jujuju> like the last hearing
[20:18:26] * cmn32480 swats at some of the crickets in this channel...
[20:26:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Children's Brains Light up at Mother's Voice - http://sylnt.us - what-about-Dad?
[20:34:47] <jujuju> hih
[20:34:49] <jujuju> huh
[20:34:50] <jujuju> what dad
[20:40:46] <cmn32480> sheesh.... every time I turn on my xbox there is another update....
[20:44:38] <takyon> site seems a bit slow
[20:44:45] <takyon> don't see anything specifically wrong, just seems off
[20:45:37] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[20:45:37] <systemd> ^ 03Man reportedly shot near White House - MarketWatch
[20:51:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: if you feel like someone hit you in the balls with a sledgehammer, it sounds like everything went okay.
[20:51:28] <cmn32480> yeah... I think so.
[20:52:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> good. No sex for you for a few days... not that you're going to want it with your balls being that sore.
[20:56:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using Static Electricity, Microrobots Can Land and Stick to Surfaces - http://sylnt.us - going-batty
[20:58:51] <jujuju> you have to make a request to the court to order him to answer
[21:00:22] <jujuju> anything that had to do with the defamation post she claims is open for discovery
[21:01:29] <jujuju> relevant to the subject matter
[21:01:40] <jujuju> yes it would have an impact
[21:01:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> jujuju: ....why are you have a completely separate conversation from the rest of us?
[21:02:16] * chromas blames the jus
[21:07:54] <cmn32480> doctor said 7 days
[21:08:08] <cmn32480> I'm married w/ 3 kids... 7 days is a joke
[21:08:53] <cmn32480> but it was fairly quick... 25 minutes or so
[21:09:28] <cmn32480> got a little nausea and my blood preasure dipped.. but nothign bad
[21:09:40] <cmn32480> i think it was the smell of the burning flesh that got me
[21:17:07] <cmn32480> but it gives me an excuse to play fallout all weekend... :-)
[21:20:02] <chromas> ballout
[21:55:19] <cmn32480> strangely appropriate today...
[21:55:20] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[21:55:20] <systemd> ^ 03AC/DC-Big Balls Music Video - YouTube
[21:59:35] <takyon> sometimes when I load an article, the comments are displayed flat instead of threaded
[21:59:43] <takyon> I bet it's a server errorrrrrrrrr
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[22:04:44] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[22:04:45] <systemd> ^ 03Project Tango: Where We Are And What's To Come
[22:05:05] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[22:05:05] <systemd> ^ 03Mobile GPUs Are Getting Ready For 'Daydream' VR
[22:07:06] <takyon> HOT DAMN SON
[22:07:11] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[22:07:11] <systemd> ^ 03Zika In The U.S.: CDC Says 157 Pregnant Women Infected With The Virus : Shots - Health News : NPR
[22:20:30] <takyon> yeah I'm loading these articles, and I'm getting flat comment display instead of threaded
[22:20:36] <takyon> which correct on reload
[22:20:40] <takyon> TheMightyBuzzard
[22:45:46] <takyon> ~submit http://nextbigfuture.com
[22:45:54] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[22:47:35] <takyon> #submit http://nextbigfuture.com
[22:47:36] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[22:47:40] <takyon> ffuk yu
[22:58:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your Pain, My Gain - http://sylnt.us - s-and-m
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[23:29:54] <Bytram> Well! That was, ummm, interesting....
[23:30:25] <Bytram> Just rebooted after getting a BSOD on Win 7 Pro (x64)
[23:30:44] <Bytram> up until now, the machine had been solid. First BSOD I've seen in, well, years.
[23:30:44] <SirFinkus> and windows 10 began installing?
[23:31:01] <SirFinkus> probably just cosmic rays flipping bits in ur ram
[23:31:15] <Bytram> nope, but thanks for the reminder to restart the GWXblocker proggy
[23:31:29] <SirFinkus> but you'll miss out!
[23:31:31] <Bytram> GWX Control Panel
[23:31:57] <Bytram> Looks like it auto-loaded and that all is, still, okay.
[23:32:00] <Bytram> wherw!
[23:32:07] <Bytram> s/r//
[23:32:07] <sedctl> <Bytram> whew!
[23:32:15] <SirFinkus> misty's favorite TM is water pulse
[23:32:20] <SirFinkus> let that sink in
[23:32:33] <Bytram> TM?
[23:32:41] <SirFinkus> pokemon shit
[23:33:06] <Bytram> [T]hinga[M]abob
[23:45:13] <Bytram> well, so far as I can tell, there's no lasting damage from my BSOD... After the normal reboot (I skipped the safe mode options) I've launched most of my regular programs and, so far, all seems to be working okay.
[23:45:20] * Bytram knocks on wood
[23:45:42] <Bytram> time to prepare a meal; biab
[23:45:42] <Bytram> afk
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[23:54:51] * Deucalion creeps in and restocks the bar, tidies the chairs and tables, then sits over by the fire
[23:55:20] <SirFinkus> ya looking for a fight pardna
[23:55:27] * SirFinkus cocks revolver
[23:55:36] * cmn32480 passes Deucalion a glass of wine and a poker
[23:55:51] * SirFinkus revolves cocks
[23:55:54] <Deucalion> No need for that, I was just tidying the place.
[23:56:06] <cmn32480> oh... beer instead
[23:56:24] <cmn32480> somebody should clean up this dump
[23:56:25] <SirFinkus> we don't take kindly to folks coming down here with their notions of "tidying" and "decorum"
[23:56:31] * SirFinkus spits
[23:56:38] * Deucalion looks at the poker curiously.. then pokes the fire with it
[23:56:39] <cmn32480> #smake sirfinkus
[23:56:39] * MrPlow smakes sirfinkus upside the head with the Alzheimer's Cock
[23:56:50] <SirFinkus> oooh, that's a good one
[23:56:54] <cmn32480> lol
[23:56:55] <cmn32480> it is
[23:57:00] * Runaway1956 pees in the corner where the sawdust is deepest
[23:57:10] <SirFinkus> I'd upvote MrPlow if I wasn't still boycotting the karma system
[23:57:19] <cmn32480> MrPLow++
[23:57:19] <Bender> karma - mrplow: 1
[23:58:03] <cmn32480> yeah.. but I'm the only one sitting here with a bag of ice on his nuts
[23:58:30] <Runaway1956> PUt your nuts on the ice instead
[23:58:37] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:58:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2591
[23:58:46] <cmn32480> nah put the ice where the pain is
[23:58:50] <cmn32480> makes it work better
[23:58:51] <Runaway1956> some people would whine if they were to be hung with a new rope
[23:59:04] <Deucalion> put the ice in the drink.... then the pain takes care of itself
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[23:59:14] <cmn32480> nope no booze for 36 hours
[23:59:26] <crutchy> the pain of drinking watered down booze?
[23:59:42] <cmn32480> nah... the fear of making the stiches bleeds
[23:59:49] <Runaway1956> you could just crawl in the freezer
[23:59:58] <cmn32480> I thought about that