#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-19
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[00:14:32] <chromas> B1? is that like H1B1?
[00:14:40] * chromas gets vaccinated
[00:51:18] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[00:51:20] * exec sardonically farts a basket of supernintendo chalmers at #soylent
[00:58:36] <chromas> sardonically huh. yeah, that's really useful
[00:59:25] <takyon> bggnj
[01:02:52] <cmn32480> fuck I hate crystal Reports
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[01:07:24] <cmn32480> ~moo
[01:07:25] <exec> (__)
[01:07:25] <exec> (oo)
[01:07:25] <exec> /------\/
[01:07:25] <exec> / | ||
[01:07:25] <exec> * /\---/\
[01:07:26] <exec> ~~ ~~
[01:07:27] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
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[01:12:53] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[01:12:54] <systemd> ^ 03Researchers Discover Breakthrough Method To Generate True Random Numbers From Weak Randomness Sources
[01:13:09] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[01:13:10] <systemd> ^ 03Stolen Letter From Columbus Found In The Library Of Congress And Returned To Italy : The Two-Way : NPR
[01:13:26] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:13:27] <systemd> ^ 03China's new rules may break the internet warns US government • The Register
[01:13:28] <chromas> you just take all our random sources and randomly pick random numbers from them :)
[01:14:48] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[01:14:49] <systemd> ^ 03Next Big Future: Google Custom Machine Learning Chip has ten times better performance per watt for machine learning for a seven year advantage
[01:15:47] <chromas> if (random(random(random())) > .5) return(random(random(random()))) else return(random(random(random(random()))));
[01:16:41] <takyon> take random number, subtract 1
[01:18:48] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one
[01:19:25] <chromas> that's not random
[01:19:57] <chromas> fart() xor random(fart())
[01:20:27] <takyon> fart(1/0)
[01:20:43] <cmn32480> dude.. you might wanna lay off all them vegetables.. they seem to be giving you some pretty severe flatulence.
[01:21:26] <takyon> moo
[01:50:27] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:53:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Quintuples Taxes on Chinese Cold-Rolled Flat Steel - http://sylnt.us - buy-Chinese-it's-a-steal
[01:53:55] <Bytram> crystal reports?!!!! That stuff is *still* around?
[01:55:13] <Bytram> !uid
[01:55:13] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6237, owned by I am Joe's username
[01:56:00] <chromas> When usernames gain sentience
[01:56:36] <cmn32480> yes bytram.. and I wish it wasn't!
[01:56:51] <Bytram> needs more recursivenes: I am Nick's Nick
[01:57:03] <Bytram> man, I'm trying to think back when I ran in to that..
[01:57:39] <cmn32480> best guess? you called somebody who had a hlaf a clue
[01:57:42] <cmn32480> and it wasn't me
[01:57:47] <Bytram> let's put it this way, TeraData (sp?) had a 100-processor machine -- made of 80486s
[01:58:12] * chromas installs VB 6 on the soy servers
[01:58:12] <cmn32480> the program still sucks ass... jsut as it has for eons
[01:58:46] <Bytram> I did not use it, personally, only had to test reports generated with it... but it seemed to be a bit of a kludge even back then
[01:59:27] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:59:28] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Crystal Reports
[01:59:36] <Bytram> looks like it came out in1991
[01:59:48] <cmn32480> 25 years and still a kludge
[02:00:10] <Bytram> by now it should prolly be considered an enemy action, no?
[02:00:40] <cmn32480> if I had the ability to nbuke it from orbit... IO woudl
[02:00:54] <Bytram> tell me how you REALLLY feel!
[02:01:29] <cmn32480> I'm not allowed to use language like that when the computers are around
[02:01:38] <cmn32480> they get frightened adn start to shut off in fear
[02:01:56] <cmn32480> acetylene torch somethign something
[02:01:58] <Bytram> that would be ungood
[02:02:16] <Bytram> you still at work?
[02:02:44] <cmn32480> nah
[02:02:50] <cmn32480> screwing wiht it at home.. .
[02:03:02] <cmn32480> one of those thigns that I can't work on in the office.. too many distractions...
[02:03:10] <cmn32480> says the guy on IRC
[02:03:52] <Bytram> as distracting as things may be, here, I somehow suspect it is still much less distracting than work's demands and interruptions
[02:04:01] <cmn32480> correct, sir
[02:04:31] <cmn32480> I'm thinking I'll just shuffle what I need done over to the Accountant's Tech Group
[02:04:35] <Bytram> voice of experience, been there myself, and more than once (or twice)
[02:04:38] <cmn32480> Beth can probably whip this out in a few hours
[02:04:48] <Bytram> !grab cmn32480
[02:04:48] <Bender> Added quote 726
[02:04:52] <chromas> irc and botplay maximize and converge your synergies
[02:04:53] <cmn32480> lol
[02:05:13] <cmn32480> beth is more than twice my age
[02:05:19] <Bytram> thought you could use a chuckle
[02:05:24] <cmn32480> been dealing wiht her for about 7 years... and have never met her
[02:05:38] <cmn32480> but I know she is a grandma
[02:05:42] <cmn32480> nograb
[02:05:53] <Bytram> all IRC / phone? or have you skyped / video chatted?
[02:05:56] * cmn32480 pull sup linked in
[02:06:05] <cmn32480> all phone /email
[02:06:10] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:09:10] <cmn32480> nope... no picture...
[02:09:14] <Bytram> k
[02:09:25] <cmn32480> she could come up to me on the street tomorrow and I'd have no idea.. other than her voice
[02:09:42] <Bytram> different office, I assume?
[02:10:49] <cmn32480> different company
[02:10:59] <Bytram> aaah, got it.
[02:10:59] <cmn32480> she works for our accounting firm
[02:11:18] <Bytram> makes sense, now.
[02:11:34] <Bytram> that's her bailiwick -- might as well let her do it, instead of you
[02:14:13] <cmn32480> yep. I gave it the odl college try
[02:14:18] <cmn32480> and failed miserably!
[02:14:24] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[02:14:24] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 59
[02:14:37] <Bytram> the only failure is failing to try
[02:14:44] <cmn32480> there are people who make a shitload of $$ doing Crystal reports...
[02:14:47] <cmn32480> I'm not one of them
[02:15:21] <Bytram> nor am I
[02:26:16] <Bytram> cmn32480: I see you are in the FBI story -- I'll back out
[02:26:26] <cmn32480> nope
[02:26:27] <cmn32480> all you
[02:26:32] <cmn32480> I'm out of it alraady
[02:26:35] <Bytram> k
[02:26:37] <chromas> it's the FBI in the story
[02:27:10] <Bytram> time to make dinner; biab
[02:27:11] <Bytram> afk
[02:30:59] * Bytram returns with his hamwich
[02:31:24] <cmn32480> works great in a pinch
[02:31:32] <cmn32480> virtually guaranteed to fill the belly
[02:32:41] * Bytram wishes he had more... one hamwich is prolly not enough
[02:33:10] <cmn32480> I suggest rotisserie chicken, w/ american cheese, bacon and hot peppers
[02:35:13] <Bytram> sounds interesting... I'd prolly go without the hot peppers, though
[02:35:22] <cmn32480> suit yourself
[02:35:42] <cmn32480> speaking of suiting myself.. the words are starting to blur
[02:35:57] <cmn32480> me thinks I'll head for bed
[02:36:15] <cmn32480> enjoy your hamwich bytram
[02:36:26] <cmn32480> I'll catch you upon the morrow good sir!
[02:36:30] <Bytram> thanks -- get a good night's sleep!
[02:36:30] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[02:36:33] * exec disturbingly hurls a triply-linked list of cheese at bytram
[02:36:40] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:36:43] * exec cohesively flings an assfull of jesus juice at cmn32480
[02:36:49] <cmn32480> at least the cheese goes with your hamwich
[02:36:53] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:36:56] <cmn32480> you won that round
[02:37:25] <cmn32480> sweet dreams... I'm out
[02:37:27] <Bytram> I've heard of singly-linked lists, and doubly-linked lists, but what in the world would a triply-linked list look like
[02:37:40] <cmn32480> unknown...
[02:37:44] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:37:52] <cmn32480> make a venn diagram... adn that's probably about right
[02:38:01] <Bytram> that would be vennderful!
[02:38:08] <cmn32480> <graon>
[02:38:14] <cmn32480> now I'm definetly out
[02:38:18] <Bytram> mission accomplished!
[02:42:18] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[02:42:19] <systemd> ^ 03Superjet technology nears reality after Australia test
[02:42:54] <Bytram> attained mach 7.5... over 5700 mph!
[02:43:48] <Bytram> time to call it a night;
[02:43:57] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:44:07] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[02:44:09] * exec readily cyberbullies a bottle of cigars at #Soylent
[03:24:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Glow-in-the-Dark Cement - http://sylnt.us - coolest-roads-ever
[03:34:33] * SirFinkus is writing another essay
[03:34:35] <SirFinkus> just shoot me
[03:54:53] <chromas> hey, esé
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[04:03:45] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon_] by Aphrodite
[04:04:03] <takyon_> breaking news
[04:04:10] <takyon_> egyptair flight disappears
[04:04:31] <takyon_> flight from france to egypt. disappeared after it entered egyptian airspace
[04:04:42] <takyon_> 59 passengers, 10 crew
[04:05:02] <chromas> they entered the eye of a pyramid
[04:05:49] <takyon_> chromas are you a photon-based overlord?
[04:07:06] <chromas> eye am
[04:07:22] <chromas> apple iM
[04:10:22] <takyon> aim well
[04:16:22] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[04:16:23] <systemd> ^ 03NVIDIA Posts Full GeForce GTX 1070 Specifications: 1920 CUDA Cores Boosting to 1.68GHz
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[04:56:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EgyptAir Flight From Paris to Cairo Disappears From Radar - http://sylnt.us - egypt-whair
[05:26:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ARM Demonstrates 10nm Chip, Buys an Image Processing Company for $350m - http://sylnt.us - that-is-REALLY-tiny
[05:42:34] <chromas> Enhance
[05:49:30] <Tramtrist> ENHANCE
[06:57:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Poll: Many Parents Keep Prescription Opioids at Home - http://sylnt.us - think-of-the-children
[07:36:26] <crutchy> s/x/whoami/ieg
[07:36:32] <crutchy> ~sed on
[07:36:33] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[07:36:35] <crutchy> s/x/whoami/ieg
[07:37:12] <chromas> ~last nick=crutchy until=today
[07:37:20] <exec> 03[2016-05-18 22:28:5] #Soylent <crutchy> shit. i better go to work
[07:38:29] <crutchy> hmm. need to tweak the sed script to bork if there's an e anywhere in the last part
[07:38:34] <crutchy> atm it only looks for /e
[07:39:08] <chromas> I sea what eye did their
[07:39:11] <chromas> ewe
[07:39:15] <chromas> I mean
[07:39:19] <chromas> s/y/e/e
[07:39:31] <crutchy> dunno who the soycow that pm'ed me was
[07:39:36] <chromas> s/x/shutdown now/sex
[07:39:50] <crutchy> i knew of the /e exploit. just didn't realise you could mix it with others
[07:40:14] <chromas> was it a soycow in here?
[07:40:22] <crutchy> yeah
[07:40:32] <chromas> ~last nick=SoyCow type=quit
[07:40:35] <crutchy> SoyCow4117
[07:40:38] <exec> 03[2016-05-19 04:22:4] #Soylent <SoyCow4117> Ping timeout: 268 seconds
[07:40:45] <chromas> ~last nick=SoyCow
[07:40:49] <exec> 03[2016-05-16 05:47:0] #Soylent <SoyCow9639> exit
[07:50:30] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/sed.php
[07:50:32] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[07:50:32] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/sed.php"
[07:51:42] <crutchy> there we go.
[07:51:54] <crutchy> SoyCow4117++
[07:51:54] <Bender> karma - soycow4117: 1
[07:52:39] <crutchy> now if there's an e anywhere in the last part it bombs
[07:53:45] <crutchy> hmm. i wonder if it might have been konomi
[07:53:52] <crutchy> she has shell fu
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[08:11:54] <chromas> ~count nick=x0908d3b2
[08:11:59] <exec> 031
[08:28:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cancer Hazard vs. Risk - Glyphosate - http://sylnt.us - you-pay-your-money-you-take-your-chances
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[08:48:47] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[08:59:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Children's Brains Light up at Mother's Voice - http://sylnt.us - what-about-Dad?
[09:34:18] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[09:34:30] <Bytram|away> !uid
[09:34:30] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6237, owned by I am Joe's username
[09:34:41] <Bytram|away> ~weather boston
[09:34:43] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 50°F / 10°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 83% - Thursday partly cloudy (50°F:62°F / 10°C:17°C), Friday mostly sunny (56°F:73°F / 13°C:23°C), Saturday cloudy (53°F:72°F / 12°C:22°C), Sunday showers (52°F:60°F / 11°C:16°C)
[09:34:45] <Bytram|away> ~weather portland, me
[09:34:47] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 45°F / 7°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 86% - Thursday partly cloudy (44°F:61°F / 7°C:16°C), Friday mostly sunny (48°F:71°F / 9°C:22°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (47°F:66°F / 8°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (48°F:60°F / 9°C:16°C)
[09:34:49] <Bytram|away> ~weather presque isle
[09:34:51] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 47°F / 8°C, cloudy, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 87% - Thursday mostly cloudy (42°F:67°F / 6°C:19°C), Friday mostly sunny (47°F:74°F / 8°C:23°C), Saturday mostly sunny (47°F:77°F / 8°C:25°C), Sunday scattered showers (42°F:70°F / 6°C:21°C)
[09:35:09] <Bytram|away> coffee++
[09:35:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2581
[09:35:24] <Bytram|away> and with that, I'm heading back to bed
[09:35:42] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[09:35:44] * exec sneakily embiggens a shot of pesos with #Soylent
[09:35:51] <chromas> ~g'night sir
[09:35:53] * exec homogeneously culturally appropriates a gigabyte of excitement from sir
[09:35:59] <Bytram|away> oh, hey! hi
[09:36:33] <chromas> http://itvision.altervista.org
[10:21:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:21:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2582
[10:21:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:21:56] <MrPlow> Today: Lots of sunshine. High 77F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Showers in the morning, then cloudy in the afternoon. Thunder possible. High 73F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
[10:22:08] <alexbst> global weather lol
[10:22:11] <alexbst> #weather
[10:22:11] <MrPlow> Syntax: #weather City, ST or #weather zip code
[10:22:18] <alexbst> #weather London
[10:22:18] <MrPlow> Syntax: #weather City, ST or #weather zip code
[10:22:25] <alexbst> #weather London, GB
[10:22:25] <MrPlow> Today: Generally cloudy. High 67F. Winds WSW at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy. High 67F. Winds SW at 10 to 15 mph.
[10:23:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> saved location weather. #weatheradd city, st or #weatheradd zip
[10:23:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> then you can leave the location off
[10:30:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Don't Scientists Kill the 'Demon in the Freezer'? - http://sylnt.us - waiting-for-a-cold-day-in-hell?
[10:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
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[11:33:06] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:33:08] * exec irresponsibly postulates a uharc archive of 🐂💩 towards TheMightyBuzzard
[11:33:28] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:33:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2583
[11:34:22] <cmn32480> beepingcoffeepot++
[11:34:22] <Bender> karma - beepingcoffeepot: 1
[11:43:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:43:47] * exec crutchyly flings a bathtub of grandma's gash at cmn32480
[11:44:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, i think i won that one despite the bullshit
[11:44:12] <cmn32480> I tend to agree
[11:44:16] <cmn32480> zoinks
[11:46:52] <cmn32480> from the submission queue... looks like gewg_ is trying very hard to push the site far to the left of center
[11:47:50] <cmn32480> he's got 8 subs in the queue... and 2 are duplicates of his own stuff...
[11:50:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, that's gewg_ for you
[11:51:14] <cmn32480> I jsut shake my head... and wonder
[12:01:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pets as Surrogate Children Often Given Human Names - http://sylnt.us - sorry-lassie
[12:07:28] <cmn32480> I hate it when websotes change stuff and make swhat you wnat harder to find
[13:02:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Abuse of B1/B2 Visas for Cheap Manual Labor... Tip of the Iceberg? [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - HR
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[13:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> rusty MrPlow
[13:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke, i'm outside tending the smoker
[13:20:40] <cmn32480> #weather baltimire
[13:20:41] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[13:20:45] <cmn32480> #weather baltimore
[13:20:45] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[13:20:49] <cmn32480> #weather baltimore, MD
[13:20:50] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy skies this morning will become partly cloudy this afternoon. Slight chance of a rain shower. High near 70F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. High 74F. Winds light and variable.
[13:21:07] <cmn32480> #blackuweather baltimore, MD
[13:21:14] <cmn32480> #pissoff
[13:21:20] <cmn32480> #quite
[13:21:21] <cmn32480> #quit
[13:46:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> left out the whole you gotta be admin message. it just don't work if you ain't me and try an admin command.
[13:47:39] <cmn32480> you shoudl put that back... I might be insane and keep trying it over adn over adn over aover again
[13:47:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima write up the helps today. or maybe not. gonna be in and out a lot tending the smoker.
[13:48:01] <cmn32480> but the helps are pretty smnall and fairly easy to write
[13:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[13:48:15] <cmn32480> I think you can handle it... between trips outside to play with your meat
[13:48:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:49:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't run it from boron though. it's too far behind to run the latest n greatest version of rust. or any version of it really.
[13:50:30] <cmn32480> can't run it on flourine either
[13:50:34] <cmn32480> too unstable
[13:51:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus pj would shoot me
[13:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> all our versions of buntu are the same though so it wouldn't really matter
[13:57:04] <cmn32480> details details
[13:57:09] <cmn32480> I ahte software
[13:57:28] <cmn32480> I have 1 piece that won't support a relatively current version of SQL Server
[13:57:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> I hate *
[13:57:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> Just hate everything that hasn't proved itself unworthy of hate
[13:58:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> It saves a lot of time on deciding what to hate and what not to hate.
[13:58:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[13:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you can't be accused of being *ist
[14:03:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT Researchers Develop Ingestible "Origami" Robot - http://sylnt.us - small-scale-surgery
[14:03:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen *sd.sd.cox.net
[14:03:40] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen *sd.sd.cox.net
[14:41:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen TheMightyBuzzard
[14:41:37] <MrPlow> [2016-05-19 14:03:30] #Soylent <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen *sd.sd.cox.net
[14:42:07] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[14:42:12] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:42:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2584
[14:42:19] <Bytram> !uid
[14:42:20] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6238, owned by santos
[14:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[14:45:50] * exec presumably throws a hugbox of hate at Bytram
[14:45:59] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:46:01] * exec metrosexually hallucinates a screenshot of fencepost error with TheMightyBuzzard
[14:46:13] <Bytram> looks like a tie
[14:46:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that's more or less accurate
[14:46:20] <Bytram> how ya be?
[14:47:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> doin good. got a big chunk o pig on the smoker. to be joined by a mess of sides sometime after noon.
[14:47:16] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[14:47:18] * exec slowly passes yo mama of dianetics to bytram
[14:47:29] <Bytram> hmm, "mess of sides" -- would those be insides or outsides?
[14:47:39] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[14:47:41] * exec inadequately violates a rar archive of smell my finger with cmn32480
[14:47:50] <cmn32480> bytram wins
[14:47:52] <Bytram> sense. no. makes.
[14:47:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, why do you always lose?
[14:48:01] <cmn32480> the bot hates me
[14:48:09] <Bytram> to keep up his whining streak?
[14:48:20] <Bytram> bad pun. shoot me.
[14:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd think being its admin you could cheat a little at least but noooo
[14:48:38] <cmn32480> yeah.... hmmmm
[14:48:52] * cmn32480 needs to look at that script and have it dump gold inot my bank account or something
[14:48:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> the pun is the highest form of humor. dick n fart jokes being second of course.
[14:48:54] <Bytram> not even the appearance of impropriety -- that's a good man we got there
[14:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> got about two more hours of smoke then the pig gets wrapped in foil to keep from getting overly smoky
[14:50:18] <cmn32480> i'm going with the bot or the programmer for it hates me
[14:50:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, blame crutchy
[14:50:41] <Bytram> ~rps ppp
[14:50:42] <exec> rank for martyb: 6 - http://ix.io
[14:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps ppppp
[14:50:49] <exec> sequence trimmed
[14:50:50] <exec> rank for themightybuzzard: 10 - http://ix.io
[14:51:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~rps sprrs
[14:51:09] <exec> rank for andytheabsurd: 2 - http://ix.io
[14:51:22] <Bytram> noice!
[14:51:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~rps prprprprprprprprprprprprppp
[14:51:29] <exec> sequence trimmed
[14:51:30] <exec> rank for andytheabsurd: 2 - http://ix.io
[14:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> at a moment like this i can't help but wonder: what would jimmy buffet do?
[14:52:22] <Bytram> waste away in margaritaville?
[14:52:30] <cmn32480> eat a cheeseburger in paradise
[14:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[14:54:19] <systemd> ^ 03Alan Jackson, Jimmy Buffett - It's Five O' Clock Somewhere - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[14:54:42] <Bytram> icanhazchezburger?
[14:54:58] <cmn32480> soi10lee
[14:55:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> bytram++ # retro props
[14:55:01] <Bender> karma - bytram: 79
[14:55:15] <Bytram> merci!
[14:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> check the temp/have a smoke time
[14:57:19] <Bytram> #submit http://arstechnica.com
[14:57:20] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:57:46] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:57:46] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[15:00:22] <Bytram> http://www.nature.com
[15:00:23] <systemd> ^ 03US law could increase post-doc pay — and shake up research system : Nature News Comment
[15:12:44] <Runaway1956> It's probably the same law that is going to make "managers" eligible for overtime. A McDonald's "manager" gets a salary, that divided by the hours he works, pays less than the kids who flip burgers and/or serve those burgers.
[15:13:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, that sub went to dev. i need to turn off debug in the source
[15:14:04] <Bytram> ooopsie.
[15:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[15:14:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> but you can copy pasta it for now
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[15:14:34] <Bytram> ~submit http://arstechnica.com
[15:15:02] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[15:18:39] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[15:18:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://arstechnica.com delete me
[15:18:44] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:18:54] <Bytram|away> time for me to get going about my day... catch y'all later!
[15:19:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> njoy
[15:19:02] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: good luck fooshin!
[15:19:09] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:19:10] <systemd> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[15:19:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> workin fine now
[15:19:54] <Bytram|away> noice!
[15:19:58] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard++
[15:19:58] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 235
[15:20:22] <Bytram|away> only 20 more until you overflow anoctet
[15:20:31] <Bytram|away> s/ano/an o/
[15:20:31] <sedctl> <Bytram|away> only 20 more until you overflow an octet
[15:20:34] <exec> <Bytram|away> only 20 more until you overflow an octet
[15:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[15:21:36] <Runaway1956> I really don't think you want to overflow your octet . . .
[15:22:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes i do. some people are octet half full types, some half empty types. i'm an overflow the bitch n execute arbitrary code type.
[15:23:12] <Runaway1956> But - who cleans up the the floor beneath the octet?
[15:23:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> this cleaning you speak of. i have heard it mentioned but know not what it means.
[15:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> well except as it applies to fish
[15:24:37] <Runaway1956> "a hair extension was pulled out of someone’s head " - WTF is a hair extension? Is that a GOP presidential nominee?
[15:24:59] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[15:24:59] <systemd> ^ 03Families fight outside courthouse after hearing for Chicago woman accused of murder | Fox News
[15:25:09] <Runaway1956> ~define hair extension
[15:25:11] <exec> hair extension: unable to find definition
[15:25:20] <Runaway1956> hmmmmm . . .
[15:28:21] <Runaway1956> After looking at several images, it appears that you have to have some hair before you can "extend" it
[15:34:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Student Developers Want - http://sylnt.us - that-isn't-too-ridiculous
[15:47:53] <Runaway1956> schism in the schizoid party - http://www.cnn.com
[15:47:54] <systemd> ^ 03Dems' new fear: Sanders revolt could upend Democratic convention - CNNPolitics.com
[15:54:04] <cmn32480> Runaway1956, I actually deal with a company that imports and sells hair extensions. it's a strange business.... and yes, you either have to already have hair, or lots of scotch tape.
[15:56:15] * Runaway1956 kicks TheMightyBuzzard for spelling
[15:56:59] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[15:57:00] <systemd> ^ 03SN article: What Student Developers Want 04(4 comments)
[16:01:35] <Runaway1956> *sigh* MichaelDavidCrawford - anyone else, I'd kick him around for a lot of those posts - somehow, I just can't work up the motivation to kick that poor dude around
[16:04:01] <SirFinkus> oh shit, 503
[16:05:21] <SirFinkus> seems to be working now
[16:07:14] * Runaway1956 wanders off to bed - nothing exciting happening aside from that plane down near Greece
[16:57:03] <cmn32480> i 💖 vmware almost as much as I💖moose wang!
[16:57:04] <cmn32480> nograb
[17:35:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 37% of North American Bird Species Imperilled - http://sylnt.us - flighting-for-their-lives
[18:46:21] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i've predicted that schisms were coming.
[18:46:41] <Gravis> rather, i had predicted
[18:47:22] <Gravis> Runaway1956: both parties are schizoid because they both say one thing and do another.
[18:47:32] <Gravis> Runaway1956: this is just it coming to bite them in the ass.
[18:48:19] <Gravis> Runaway1956: trump embodies the republican message and it's terrifying.
[18:50:22] <Gravis> Runaway1956: feel free to continue on as if both parties are polar opposites when the reality is that they are the same.
[18:50:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> the thing is, if Boxer wants to unite the Dem party against Trump, she's got to get Hillary out of the race.
[18:50:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...which, frankly, I don't think is going to happen.
[18:52:49] <Gravis> yeah... the typical political crap has been thrown out the window and i'm loving it. ;)
[18:53:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> I would be fine with a schism in the Democratic party in the US
[18:53:42] <Gravis> they are all running scared
[18:54:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd be fucking *joyous* if there's a schism that splits the Republican party in two.
[18:54:17] <Gravis> lol
[18:55:22] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: both sides are equally corrupted
[18:56:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> yes, but the Democrats actually propose solutions that have a chance of working, and are more willing to discard things that don't work. The Republican response to their plan not working as expected tends to amount to "Well, we didn't do it hard enough, then!"
[18:57:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> See also, Kansas under Sam Brownback.
[18:57:35] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: yes, there is truth to that
[18:57:44] <Gravis> kansas is a fucking wreck
[19:00:25] <Gravis> Runaway1956: what say you?
[19:01:36] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: it doesn't matter who manages it but whoever manages to reform election funding will solve a LOT of problems in a short period of time
[19:02:34] <Gravis> that's the core problem in our governmental process
[19:03:10] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 says "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
[19:07:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bolide Seen Over Eastern North America - http://sylnt.us - ooooh-bright-lights
[19:07:15] <Gravis> honestly, i think campaign finace reform only needs to happen on a small scale for it to spread to the point where it gets enough support to go federal
[19:07:56] <Gravis> so if it can happen in multiple states, it could take root everywhere
[19:10:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> the super PACs will just base themselves in places where those laws don't apply
[19:10:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> so, like marijuana legalization, it's going to be a slow slog to get it implemented nationally.
[19:52:57] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: to be perfectly honest, i think super PACs could be done in by using innocuous legislation that they didn't read closely enough to catch.
[19:59:52] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[20:00:26] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: honestly, i think a lot of reforms could be fixed with one liners
[20:00:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> possibly.
[20:00:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> anyway it is time for me to depart from the workplace
[20:00:54] <Gravis> later
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[20:38:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Demonstrates Phase Change Memory with Multiple Bits Per Cell - http://sylnt.us - moving-the-bottleneck
[21:00:12] <Gravis> news monkeys! update! http://www.bbc.com
[21:00:13] <systemd> ^ 03EgyptAir flight MS804 from Paris to Cairo crashed - Hollande - BBC News
[21:40:22] <chromas> I think they're out on the porch
[21:46:21] <crutchy> ~sed off
[21:46:22] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[21:53:20] <crutchy> ooh. i've played 1337 rounds in ~rps :D
[21:53:24] * crutchy struts
[21:54:36] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[21:54:38] <systemd> ^ 03Bart- STRUT! - YouTube
[21:54:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:54:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2585
[22:09:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bayer AG Offers to Buy Monsanto - http://sylnt.us - seeds-of-a-takeover
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