#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-18
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[23:52:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Abuse of B1/B2 Visas for Cheap Manual Labor... Tip of the Iceberg? - http://sylnt.us - HR
[23:23:15] <Deucalion> Beats watching crud on the telly-box no doubt
[23:20:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> when i get bored i rewrite him in a new language
[23:13:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> third
[23:06:03] <Deucalion> who knows :/
[23:05:16] <takyon> like a 4th mrplow
[23:05:12] <takyon> what is that
[23:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> celebratory cigarette time
[23:02:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> now tomorrow all i gotta do is write up a help function and data for each command and it's as ready as cbot was
[23:02:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> woohoo, got submission posting working on rustbot!
[23:01:06] <MrPlow> battlestations, blackuweather, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, newnick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[23:01:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[22:38:50] <takyon> kkjjbjblnlk
[22:28:55] <crutchy> shit. i better go to work
[22:28:47] <crutchy> i need to load the macros then save the code to a temp file for include
[22:28:32] <crutchy> hmm. macros don't work with jsut include
[22:21:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Machine Learning Outperforms Physicists in Discovering Bose-Einstein Condensate Parameters - http://sylnt.us - CoolSoftware++
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[22:19:08] <crutchy> only reason why i use eval is cos the server is normally running all the time, so if i change something i'd have to restart it. running a test just runs like a normal exec script though
[22:18:26] <crutchy> nah i just included the mod instead of evaling it if a test mode flag is set
[22:13:58] <chromas> soon you'll have extra php instances taking over the server :D
[22:13:46] <chromas> neat
[22:13:28] <crutchy> only took an extra couple of loc :D
[22:13:17] <crutchy> chromas, non-eval'd mod test seems to work
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[22:05:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2580
[22:05:24] <crutchy> coffee++ # freshly opened jar too :D
[22:02:11] <crutchy> make keyboard keys in the shape of boobs
[21:51:18] <chromas> "How do we get more boys into tech?"
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[21:26:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Error ENOCOFFEE: User is insufficiently caffeinated for this operation.
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[20:49:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - National Academy of Sciences on GMOs: Safe, but Not Always Effective - http://sylnt.us - define-'safe'
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[19:59:52] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[18:48:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Girls Outscore Boys On Inaugural National Test of Technology, Engineering Skills - http://sylnt.us - gotta-work-together
[18:06:30] <cmn32480> was it a 400TB DDOS?
[18:05:51] * cmn32480 points the finger at crutchy
[18:05:27] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a money shot
[18:05:27] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[17:58:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> well was
[17:58:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, so someone's trying to dos our dev server
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[17:17:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iraq Reportedly Shuts Down Entire Country's Internet to Prevent Exam Cheating - http://sylnt.us - swatting-flies-with-a-sledgehammer
[15:45:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Psilocybin Successfully Treats Severe Depression in Small Clinical Trial - http://sylnt.us - it's-magic!
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[13:44:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox Tops Microsoft Browser Market Share for First Time - http://sylnt.us - Firefox-has-the-Edge?
[12:54:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, reskey fetching complete
[12:43:23] * exec irresponsibly culturally appropriates an ace archive of VBA from crutchy
[12:43:21] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[12:42:45] * exec diabolically violates a satchel of instant grits with #soylent
[12:42:43] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[12:16:30] <cmn32480> stupid Windows
[12:16:26] <cmn32480> poked it in the eye adn she came up fine
[12:13:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Employers Struggle to Find Workers Who Can Pass a Drug Test - http://sylnt.us - weeding-out-the-bad-eggs
[12:11:05] <cmn32480> 5 more minutes and I poke it in the eye.... then think about restoring form last nights backup
[12:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> blargh
[12:06:52] <cmn32480> it's all VM's
[12:06:48] <cmn32480> that'd take out some mission critical boxen
[12:06:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, well in that case... i think its motherboard is thirsty. give it a drink of dr pepper.
[12:06:03] <cmn32480> thankfully that box ain't mission critical
[12:05:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas funny that is
[12:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> hahahaha!
[12:05:35] <Bender> karma - windows: -17
[12:05:35] <chromas> windows++
[12:05:20] <cmn32480> sonofabitch
[12:05:16] <cmn32480> "Failure Configuring Windows Updates.... Reverting Changes"
[12:04:51] * cmn32480 is really hungry now
[12:04:12] <cmn32480> a little jalapeno spread for the bread and it is awesomeness
[12:04:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> should use ranch dressing instead of mayo/mustard though
[12:03:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> that don't sound suck
[12:03:26] <cmn32480> may favorite is the hot roasted chicken with american cheeses and bacon
[12:03:25] <chromas> all of the peppers
[12:03:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean she has no idea how many jalapenos or banana peppers i like on one fer starters
[12:02:56] <cmn32480> it is possible... I guess it depends on yer standards... and the ingredients available
[12:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as well, her sammiches might suck by my standards
[12:01:52] <cmn32480> careful TheMightyBuzzard, she's a one sammich kind of girl...
[12:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, i'm not forgoing my masterful sammich crafting skills in favor of an unknown quantity
[12:01:06] * TheMightyBuzzard kinda wishes cmn32480's wife was here to make him one too
[12:00:22] * cmn32480 kinda wishes his wife was here to make him one
[12:00:02] <Bender> karma - samiches: 1
[12:00:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> samiches++
[11:58:11] * cmn32480 is hungry
[11:57:45] <cmn32480> I read that as "ready to build a sandwhich"
[11:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent. now i just gotta write the reskey getting bit and i'll be ready to build the submission struct to hand to the spun off thread that will then wait the allotted time and perform the submission.
[11:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe hell, i was trying to log in to dev using "testbot" instead of MrPlow
[11:51:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> uses the http header. the returned page is going to become a single json bool either true or false depending on whether login succeeded or not
[11:51:40] <cmn32480> I love when I reboot a server... and it sits at "Preparing to Configure Windows"
[11:50:08] <chromas> does it embed in the json or use the http header?
[11:49:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap, it's not delivering the cookie properly
[11:49:16] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 58
[11:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480++ # good one
[11:48:58] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard is dating himself... 'cuz no one else will
[11:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> the cc processor didn't even use https, if that dates how long ago it was.
[11:47:53] <cmn32480> but the windows binaries just use it.. I dodn't ahve to write anything
[11:47:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, i tell a lie... i started on perl by diving head first into writing a credit card billing system for a MMORPG
[11:46:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'how i started on perl.
[11:45:30] <cmn32480> I believe that is how I am running Squid... it requires activeperl
[11:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> use activeperl on windows
[11:37:48] <crutchy> world of windows
[11:37:26] <chromas> windows on windows
[11:37:23] <chromas> WoW64
[11:36:58] <cmn32480> not complex enough... use Windows
[11:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> write a php vm in perl and pipe exec's code into it
[11:36:32] <cmn32480> that bitch is on ignore
[11:36:19] <crutchy> that's aqu4 :D
[11:36:00] <cmn32480> I suppose that is better than the bride of exec
[11:35:37] <crutchy> son of exec :p
[11:35:25] <crutchy> another exec
[11:34:45] <chromas> course if you're gonna do that then you could probably pipe the code into php/stdin instead of using eval :D
[11:34:24] <crutchy> lol
[11:34:21] <crutchy> would need a bit of rejigging
[11:34:17] <chromas> thuper complexity
[11:34:03] <crutchy> chromas, hmm i might be able to make that work
[11:33:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hur hur hur. perl tells you.
[11:33:47] <chromas> set the sub process' php to maximum debugging and watch stderr maybe
[11:33:35] <crutchy> otherwise i'm limited to "yer code is fukked somewhere" type results
[11:33:24] <chromas> run it in a separate process
[11:33:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i just got rustbot logging in to either dev or the main site, depending on if the DEBUG flag's set
[11:33:03] <crutchy> would be nice to figure out how to display errors that occur in eval'd code
[11:32:45] <crutchy> made it so i can test data server mods
[11:32:20] * exec disturbingly inserts a handful of consequences into cmn32480
[11:32:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i won that one
[11:32:17] <crutchy> ~gday cmn32480
[11:32:03] * exec ironically pukes a buzzfeed list of CoC on cmn32480
[11:32:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:32:00] * exec democratically flicks a boot of bass hole at crutchy
[11:31:58] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:31:53] * exec sexually bitchslaps ciri's butthole of glowballs with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:51] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> break it good!
[10:45:54] <crutchy> think i'm ready to see how rekt this test script is
[10:44:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, my hair's starting to itch. time to make it go away again.
[10:44:27] <nick> it will indeed fit i'm sure, just going to take some encouragement
[10:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, expected. you're having to type upside down.
[10:43:58] <crutchy> damn. ninjad
[10:43:50] <crutchy> if it doesn't fit it just means you're not smashing it in hard enough
[10:43:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> take a sledge hammer. you can make it fit.
[10:42:53] <nick> psh
[10:42:53] <nick> maybe i'll actually get some of my own work done today
[10:42:45] <nick> i'm watching people repair some fence before i go and try and fit a washing machine somewhere it apparently wont fit
[10:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[10:42:33] <crutchy> workin on a way to test these eval'd mods
[10:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> breakin exec good are ya?
[10:42:12] <crutchy> yay me too
[10:42:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Check It Out! An Acoustic Levitation Gauntlet - http://sylnt.us - sounds-cool
[10:41:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, bit of bot coding. nothin special.
[10:40:57] <nick> sup tmb
[10:40:07] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
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[09:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna split the difference and make it only on the first submission
[09:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, that's how i've done it up to now but i was debating on at bot startup or during submission process.
[09:43:58] <chromas> in the api
[09:43:25] * TheMightyBuzzard debates on where in the code to do sn login for the bot
[09:41:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> it would definitely be lighter weight on the web frontends but it'd be an epic pain to code
[09:40:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i prolly will tomorrow. surely i can do that in a day...
[09:39:24] <chromas> port it to rust + postgres
[09:39:10] <systemd> ^ 03Mitsubishi Motors president steps down over fuel scandal - BBC News
[09:39:08] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[09:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i choose not to be a sysadmin unless it's simple stuff or emergency stuff
[09:38:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. above my pay grade.
[09:38:19] <takyon> there a cause for this effect?
[09:37:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was record crash time for mysql. i just bounced it not 15 minutes ago
[09:37:24] <takyon> yup
[09:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be good now
[09:35:58] <takyon> yes
[09:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, what, right now?
[09:35:42] <takyon> TheMightyBuzzard
[09:35:36] <takyon> internal server error
[09:10:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2579
[09:10:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[08:40:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Shape of Cities Shapes the Weather - http://sylnt.us - rain-rain-go-away
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[08:12:41] <jasassin> i dropped the MTU to 4000 on both sides windows and linux and it plays nice now
[08:12:17] <jasassin> it was because my MTU was 9000 on my interface on both ends for some reason it hoses linux up
[08:11:40] <jasassin> i tried smbclient copying a 700MB file and got this amazing error smbclient parallel read returned nt_status_io_timeout
[08:10:57] <jasassin> then i tried copying a bigger file instead of the 100MB test file i was using
[08:10:41] <jasassin> it gets better though....
[08:09:43] <jasassin> happend right when my isp was having problems
[08:09:18] <jasassin> what a clusterfuck that was figuring out
[08:09:10] <jasassin> had a dlink dge530-t die on my last night
[08:06:46] <jasassin> i just want that one magic update
[08:06:34] <jasassin> i wonder what KB234230923902309 update fixes the broken network speed
[08:06:17] <jasassin> i was sharing some files on a windows 7 machine (factory install no updates) and the xfer was about 12MB/sec and then i said this is hosed ran updates on it and now its up to like 90MB/sec
[08:04:51] <jasassin> you know anything about samba?
[08:04:47] <jasassin> got a weird thing to talk to you about
[08:04:44] <systemd> ^ 03"Hey bro take my picture." - Album on Imgur
[08:04:43] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[08:04:41] <jasassin> hey sub
[07:55:18] <Subsentient> jasassin: Not really, just us zombies.
[07:51:15] <jasassin> anyone alive?
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[07:39:52] <crutchy> hwfap
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[05:07:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BBC Unveils Shake-up of Online Services Including Recipes Website - http://sylnt.us - needs-moar-profit
[04:58:46] <chromas> God gave them long necks so they could hoist the pirate flag on the ark. duh
[04:58:28] <chromas> uh, no
[03:36:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giraffes: Why the Long Neck? Scientists Discover Clues to Its Evolution - http://sylnt.us - part-brontosaurus
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[03:19:48] <systemd> ^ 03Donald Trump Sits Down With Fox News' Megyn Kelly For Underwhelming Interview After Nine Month Feud : NPR
[03:19:47] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[02:41:53] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:20:43] <systemd> ^ 03Virginia Cops Handcuff Man Legally Open Carrying, Overlook Gun in Waistband - PINAC News
[02:20:40] <takyon> https://photographyisnotacrime.com
[02:19:35] <takyon> might submit this one, looks great
[02:19:29] <systemd> ^ 03New solar cell breaks efficency records, turns 34% of light into 'leccy • The Register
[02:19:28] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One in Seven New BMWs Sold in the US is an Electric Vehicle - http://sylnt.us - its-electric
[01:56:33] <systemd> ^ 03Ingestible ?origami robot? lets doctors operate on a patient remotely | KurzweilAI
[01:56:32] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[01:49:57] <systemd> ^ 03Next Big Future: MinXSS CubeSat deployed from ISS to study sun's soft X-rays
[01:49:51] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[01:49:03] <takyon> "With nearly all votes counted, Hillary Clinton leads Bernie Sanders in the Kentucky Democratic primary by almost 1,800 votes."
[01:48:26] <systemd> ^ 03US power grid still fragile in the face of EMP threat: GAO • The Register
[01:48:24] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:48:12] <systemd> ^ 03YouTube Red comes to Australia • The Register
[01:48:08] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:34:45] <systemd> ^ 03Magic mushrooms 'promising' in depression - BBC News
[01:34:42] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:34:29] <systemd> ^ 03Why Tamil Nadu may soon ban alcohol - BBC News
[01:34:26] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:33:49] <systemd> ^ 039/11 bill passes US Senate despite Saudi 'warning' - BBC News
[01:33:45] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:33:40] <systemd> ^ 03US election: Donald Trump open to talks with North Korea - BBC News
[01:33:35] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[00:03:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Waze Tests Carpooling Option in Bay Area - http://sylnt.us - look-out-uber