#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-15
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[00:08:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researcher Studies how Ground Effects Influence Climate - http://sylnt.us - species-dependent?
[00:54:50] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[00:54:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i am soooooo full of catfish
[01:03:58] <crutchy> you been eating wet pussy?
[01:05:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, had a fish fry tonight. bout 10lbs of catfish fillets.
[01:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> wee bit more than two adults n two kids could eat so all the neighbors got some too.
[01:10:27] <crutchy> big fishy orgy
[01:10:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you ain't kiddin
[01:11:14] <crutchy> sounds good. we don't do anything with neighbours. we occasionally chat with an old lady next door, but that's about it
[01:11:56] <crutchy> used to be better when we were kids in a much smaller town. court parties, being best friends with neighbors kids, walking to school together, etc
[01:12:29] <crutchy> the internet has destroyed all that
[01:12:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. we don't do much with the neighbors really but occasionally i do like me a social gathering.
[01:16:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i ain't sure about the new show Wynonna Earp but Tim Rozon does a respectable Doc Holliday
[01:42:39] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.nbcnews.com
[01:43:07] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:09:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 9/11 Commission Member: Saudi Officials Supported Hijackers - http://sylnt.us - let-the-conspiracy-theories-begin
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[02:11:12] <RuinaDeMayate> Sup Niggas.
[02:12:06] <RuinaDeMayate> Man, I need a cigarette.
[02:13:23] <RuinaDeMayate> Fortunately, I know where to get one,
[02:14:32] <RuinaDeMayate> https://www.youtube.com
[02:14:34] <systemd> ^ 03Van Halen - 5150 [LIVE] - YouTube
[02:21:24] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: hi EF
[02:21:45] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: Aren't you like a vigincentillion years old? Smoking is bad for old farts.
[02:22:11] <RuinaDeMayate> smoking rocks.
[02:22:19] <Subsentient> It also kills old fuckers.
[02:22:26] <RuinaDeMayate> It's one of the oldest and coolest of habits.
[02:22:51] <Subsentient> I smoke because I kinda hope it kills me at 50, but aren't you already 50?
[02:23:06] <RuinaDeMayate> subsentient, soon, I want you to teach me the art of the C.
[02:23:40] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: I will be happy to do so.
[02:23:50] <RuinaDeMayate> You will be paid well
[02:24:01] <Subsentient> C is a powerful language, and it takes effort to get it right.
[02:24:40] <RuinaDeMayate> I will graduate shortly with crap knowledge. I must learn the art of the C.
[02:26:01] <RuinaDeMayate> and I must go smoke a cigarette. American Spirit, methinks.
[02:26:30] <RuinaDeMayate> I quit smokling but still smoke 6 cigs a year,.
[02:33:25] <Runaway1956> Holy fuck - all the actors from Deliverance have moved to Utah - http://www.foxnews.com
[02:33:25] <systemd> ^ 03Manhunt on for 1 of 2 Wyoming men accused of tying up mom, 4 teenage daughters in basement | Fox News
[02:35:40] <Runaway1956> My mistake - some of the inbreds went to France - https://www.rt.com
[02:35:41] <systemd> ^ 03Fake ‘ISIS pirate raid’ stunt freaks out Cannes film festival guests (VIDEO) — RT News ( https://www.rt.com )
[02:47:47] <RuinaDeMayate> i hadnt had a cigarette since January
[02:49:18] <RuinaDeMayate> Man, it felt good to smoke.
[02:53:00] <RuinaDeMayate> ;'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzL-up4ZKgI
[02:53:01] <systemd> ^ 03Genesis - Squonk - YouTube
[03:07:02] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: Bad, EF, bad!
[03:07:07] * Subsentient grabs a cigarette
[03:09:03] <RuinaDeMayate> Man, that smoke felt good.
[03:09:28] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: American Spirit, good choice. You get turquoise?
[03:11:10] <RuinaDeMayate> I prefer Yellow.
[03:11:40] <Subsentient> I like the brutal flavor of the turquoise myself
[03:11:47] <Subsentient> I rip the filters off
[03:12:40] <RuinaDeMayate> This is a pretty Native American girl:
[03:12:42] <RuinaDeMayate> http://imgur.com
[03:12:43] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[03:13:26] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: http://imgur.com my crush
[03:13:26] <systemd> ^✓ 03MRW I get my ban for posting weird shit reversed - GIF on Imgur
[03:14:11] <RuinaDeMayate> Yeech.
[03:14:15] <Subsentient> Close #2. http://i.imgur.com
[03:17:07] <Subsentient> On a more serious note: http://imgur.com
[03:17:07] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[03:17:45] <RuinaDeMayate> This is my sister. She has been coopted by the Brown Menace(TM)
[03:17:47] <RuinaDeMayate> http://imgur.com
[03:17:47] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[03:18:27] <Subsentient> My Windows 7 VM system: http://i.imgur.com
[03:18:41] <RuinaDeMayate> HAHAHAHAHA
[03:18:48] <RuinaDeMayate> you sick fuck
[03:19:20] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: Like big tits? http://imgur.com
[03:19:21] <systemd> ^ 03Alright then. - GIF on Imgur
[03:20:00] <RuinaDeMayate> Buzzard will like this one. It's my roots in El Centro, CA
[03:20:50] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: No, Buzzard needs to see this one. http://i.imgur.com
[03:20:59] <RuinaDeMayate> http://imgur.com
[03:21:00] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[03:22:17] <Subsentient> Here's one I actually think is cute. http://i.imgur.com
[03:22:19] <Subsentient> I love rats.
[03:22:22] <Subsentient> Best pets ever.
[03:23:00] <RuinaDeMayate> I love rats. They are good pets. Clean, smart rodents.
[03:23:08] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[03:23:46] <RuinaDeMayate> I hate New York City but I like that their footlong mutant rats.
[03:23:53] <Subsentient> I have a colony of these guys I keep as pets. http://i.imgur.com
[03:24:13] <Subsentient> Dermestes Maculatus, "Hide Beetle"
[03:24:18] <Subsentient> Carreon eating beetles.
[03:24:24] <Subsentient> That's a larvaie
[03:24:26] <Subsentient> larvae*
[03:24:42] <RuinaDeMayate> Nice.
[03:25:02] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: Adult: http://i.imgur.com
[03:25:17] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: Larvae: http://i.imgur.com
[03:25:38] <Subsentient> I think the larvae are actually cuter. Little fuzzy caterpillars
[03:25:56] <Subsentient> They eat carreon in the wild, but in practice they'll eat anything with lots of protein.
[03:26:02] <RuinaDeMayate> Beetle larvae are fucking disgusting.
[03:26:04] <Subsentient> Cat food, peanuts, cheese, etc
[03:26:27] <RuinaDeMayate> They hide in everything.
[03:26:46] <Subsentient> I keep styrofoam in their enclosure. The larvae burrow into it to turn into beetles when they get a certain size.
[03:26:57] <Subsentient> Swiss cheese styrofoam
[03:27:02] <Subsentient> gotta replace it once a month
[03:27:03] <RuinaDeMayate> Gross.
[03:27:24] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: Well I think they're cute, I can't help it.
[03:27:37] <RuinaDeMayate> Grubs are fucking disgusting. I remember finding them in chopped wood in Show Low, Arizona.
[03:27:37] <Subsentient> They don't bite, they're friendly, and they're robust.
[03:27:49] <Subsentient> These aren't grubs. They're caterpillars with fur. :^3
[03:27:50] <RuinaDeMayate> Natives loved to eat them.
[03:28:01] <RuinaDeMayate> They were considered a delicacy.
[03:28:45] <RuinaDeMayate> I ate spiders. I grabbed spiders with my bare hands. But grubs....I feared those disgusting white motherfuckers.
[03:29:33] <Subsentient> Yeah, worms, not a fan
[03:29:52] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: The larvae shed their skin like 10 times in their life, and right after they shed, they're pink for an hour.
[03:31:09] <Subsentient> They start out the size of a poppey seed, and get to the length of a penny.
[03:31:15] <Subsentient> then they become beetles.
[03:31:50] <RuinaDeMayate> wide as a penny, long as a finger.
[03:31:50] <RuinaDeMayate> No, you've never seen a real grub.
[03:32:14] <RuinaDeMayate> found unexpectedly in that fat wood log you were chopping in rural Arizona.
[03:34:18] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: Here's a video of the little guys: https://www.youtube.com
[03:34:18] <systemd> ^✓ 03Small scale Dermestid care - YouTube
[03:37:35] <RuinaDeMayate> Subsentient, you are a true snotmeister.
[03:38:04] * Subsentient giggles with deranged joy
[03:39:18] <Subsentient> The man behind the mask: http://i.imgur.com
[03:41:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Invests $1 Billion in Chinese Uber Competitor - http://sylnt.us - being-taken-for-a-ride
[03:41:31] <RuinaDeMayate> SicK BASTARD.
[03:42:05] <RuinaDeMayate> As an insider working for Boston Dynamics, I have a couple pics to share with you.
[03:42:32] <RuinaDeMayate> They hired me because I had schematics for gay Jewish Robits.
[03:42:36] <RuinaDeMayate> RObots.
[03:42:39] <Subsentient> lol
[03:42:46] <RuinaDeMayate> Here's me with HAL Goldberg.
[03:42:51] <Subsentient> RuinaDeMayate: Got a copy of that song again?
[03:44:43] <RuinaDeMayate> http://imgur.com
[03:44:43] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[03:46:02] <RuinaDeMayate> Here's a better view of HAL. The running joke is that we made him from a gold-colored alloy because he's HAL Goldberg.
[03:46:03] <RuinaDeMayate> http://imgur.com
[03:46:04] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[03:46:16] <RuinaDeMayate> Next is Tryone Silverstein.
[03:46:49] <RuinaDeMayate> http://imgur.com
[03:46:49] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[03:47:18] <RuinaDeMayate> Tyrone is less precise, but easier to build. He's giving me some good grief with troubleshooting his force sensor.
[03:48:15] <RuinaDeMayate> He is Black, gay, and Jewish, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't have his gay side. Consider the following link.
[03:49:00] <RuinaDeMayate> http://imgur.com
[03:49:01] <systemd> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[04:07:37] <RuinaDeMayate> Oh, the link to the song, Gay Jewish Robots.
[04:07:50] <RuinaDeMayate> I'll fire that up shortly.
[04:10:13] <RuinaDeMayate> https://drive.google.com
[04:10:14] <systemd> ^ 03Gay Jewish Robots.mp3 - Google Drive
[04:13:16] * RuinaDeMayate backflips into a spray of fart while disintigrating.
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[04:26:36] <RuinaDelNegro> I've been such a shithead.
[04:27:04] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: hi again, deranged one.
[04:27:14] <RuinaDelNegro> Life makes men such assholes.
[04:27:22] <RuinaDelNegro> Sup, Sub.
[04:27:51] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: Humanity sucks, the universe favors evil, the horrors of life cannot be reconciled.
[04:28:02] <Subsentient> I call that the "insipid truth"
[04:28:33] <RuinaDelNegro> The universe favors evil on a short scale, it is ultimately self-correcting.
[04:28:53] <Subsentient> People try to comfort themselves when lions kill something, saying 'it's natural', but that doesn't make it any less of an abomination. People shield themselves from that to prevent going insane.
[04:28:57] <Subsentient> They lie to themselves.
[04:29:19] <Subsentient> But as someone already insane, I'm immune.
[04:29:40] <RuinaDelNegro> Subsentient, I had to call the cops on my mom when she tried to killl herself. I was 13 at the time.
[04:30:01] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: I was at one point on the floor screaming at the top of my lungs in the fetal position for someone to kill me.
[04:30:27] <Subsentient> I have the most severe top 1% of OCD, and I'm only here now because I'm on the maximum safe dose of my medication.
[04:30:52] <Subsentient> Would have hung myself with an ethernet cable long ago otherwise.
[04:31:23] <RuinaDelNegro> Subsentient, you are skills. You may be a deranged bastard, but you have marketable skills.
[04:31:32] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:31:33] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Primarily obsessional obsessive compulsive disorder
[04:31:34] <Subsentient> Read that.
[04:31:53] <RuinaDelNegro> You Have skills, and are skills. Hahahah
[04:32:01] <Subsentient> It's kinda like the bastard child of schizophrenia without the voices and delusions.
[04:32:07] * SirFinkus pictures Subsentient swinging from a noose braided from perfectly terminated cat5e cables
[04:32:37] <RuinaDelNegro> I've seen schizophrenia acted out to its final form.
[04:32:38] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: heh
[04:33:46] <RuinaDelNegro> When somebody else envies YOU, you know you have plenty to live for.
[04:34:07] <RuinaDelNegro> I envy your skills. I want to learn from you.
[04:34:26] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: I'll be happy to teach you.
[04:34:42] <SirFinkus> I've got a pretty long asshole if you're interested
[04:34:48] <Subsentient> But I must say, I don't feel I'm anywhere near where I want to be.
[04:34:58] <Subsentient> stickitinthepooper.gif
[04:36:44] <RuinaDelNegro> I've been on the receiving-end of life before.
[04:37:03] <Subsentient> I had life stick a hot curling iron up my asshole.
[04:37:33] <RuinaDelNegro> Did you like it?
[04:37:34] <RuinaDelNegro> Hahahhaha
[04:37:56] <RuinaDelNegro> Life is a nonstop slog though shit.
[04:38:55] <RuinaDelNegro> I've lived out of my car, eaten out of trash cans, worked in 120 degree engine rooms.
[04:39:15] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: Come to Arizona in July.
[04:40:24] <RuinaDelNegro> Subsentient, I have family history in Arizona. I'd lived there in single-digit age in Springerville and Wilcox.
[04:40:47] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: Come to Phoenix in July.
[04:40:51] <RuinaDelNegro> I have fond memories in Show Low, Globe, and Miami, '
[04:41:11] <Subsentient> 115F for 100 days a year
[04:41:31] <RuinaDelNegro> Subsentient - come to El Centro, Ca, in July. Experience 120 degree heat.
[04:41:51] <Subsentient> I have. Here.
[04:42:05] <Subsentient> Couple years back we had 121F
[04:42:30] <RuinaDelNegro> Come here, we can have some fun smoking pot and blasting shotguns
[04:43:36] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: http://i.imgur.com
[04:44:13] <RuinaDelNegro> Jesus Christ you sick fucks.
[04:44:50] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: :^D
[04:45:27] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: Those fatty little tumorey things look like they're filled with sweet, sweet creamy cheese.
[04:45:30] <RuinaDelNegro> My MP3 Player just died. I need to go get some more cigarettes.
[04:45:45] <Subsentient> You just smoked a whole pack of American Spirit?
[04:46:11] <RuinaDelNegro> I bought 4 loosies, I think, I need to get a whole pack.
[04:47:00] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: Try the turqoise.
[04:47:27] <Subsentient> Rip the filter off like a man.
[04:52:23] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: http://imgur.com
[04:52:25] <systemd> ^ 03Sign In - Imgur ( https://imgur.com )
[05:06:33] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: Fixed it. http://imgur.com
[05:06:33] <systemd> ^✓ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[05:06:38] <Subsentient> NSFW
[05:06:44] <Subsentient> 4NSFW
[05:27:40] <RuinaDelNegro> https://www.youtube.com
[05:27:40] <systemd> ^✓ 03Star Trek: The Next Generation - Your Move - YouTube
[05:41:22] <Subsentient> RuinaDelNegro: http://i.imgur.com
[05:42:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Colorado Legalizes Rain Barrels - http://sylnt.us - it's-about-time
[05:42:44] <RuinaDelNegro> You gross bastard
[05:43:48] <RuinaDelNegro> Yeeech, I have cig ashes all over my desk.
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[06:17:43] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[06:17:43] <systemd> ^✓ 03Asskick - I Fuck My Horse - YouTube
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[07:13:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Says Amazon's Bezos has "Antitrust Problem" - http://sylnt.us - people-who-live-in-glass-houses...
[08:11:30] <Runaway1956> https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[08:29:32] <chromas> time for unisex bathrooms
[08:45:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mastodon Remains Revise History of Human Settlers in the Americas - http://sylnt.us - Hey,-Gronk!-Pass-me-a-rib!
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[10:10:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:10:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2569
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[10:46:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dwarf Planet's Size Adjusted Upward, Now Third-Largest Behind Pluto and Eris - http://sylnt.us - I'd-have-called-it-Bashful
[11:31:19] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[11:34:39] <Runaway1956> saw this on /. - I grabbed the link
[11:34:48] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.bbc.com
[11:35:17] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[11:35:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> argh! since i started developing rustbot they switched the curl library from one maintainer's version to another's which is entirely different.
[11:36:12] <Runaway1956> They did it just to fuck with you TMB - you should go talk to them in person while exercising your open carry rights
[11:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> they fuckin did it yesterday after i quit playing with the bot. wake up today and NONE of my curl-related code works.
[11:40:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh. oh well. guess i'll start rewriting
[11:42:13] <Runaway1956> <chromas> time for unisex bathrooms
[11:42:31] <Runaway1956> Chromas has sex in the bathrooms? Interesting . . .
[11:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> unisex is like a unicycle, yeah? so, another name for wanking?
[11:43:54] <chromas> what else are bathrooms for?
[11:44:00] <Runaway1956> Well, I didn't want to call Chromas a wanker, but if that shoe fits, he can wear it.
[11:44:14] <chromas> I just need the sock
[11:44:28] <Runaway1956> ~grab chromas
[11:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[11:44:47] <Bender> Added quote 725
[11:45:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just need teh coffee
[11:45:23] <Runaway1956> lol - one day, I might get the bot commands straight
[11:45:24] * TheMightyBuzzard is a caffeinesexual
[11:45:47] <Runaway1956> A man who can't get off on coffee is something other than a man
[11:46:01] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[11:46:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2570
[11:46:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. i don't WANNA rewrite both of those functions.
[11:46:42] <chromas> so you take it with cream?
[11:47:01] <chromas> one nut or two?
[11:47:06] <Runaway1956> Well, it's Sunday, you can take the day off. Wait for the hired help to come in on Monday.
[11:47:16] <chromas> what's the function?
[11:47:51] <chromas> (conjunction junction)
[11:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> just two functions to snag web content using the curl lib. the bindings to which changed radically yesterday.
[11:48:08] <Runaway1956> Petticoat Junction?
[11:48:27] <Runaway1956> PettiGoat junction?
[11:48:40] <chromas> are you using a git build from the aur or something?
[11:48:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube conjunction junction
[11:48:46] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:48:48] <systemd> ^ 03Schoolhouse Rock: Grammar - Conjunction Junction Music Video - YouTube
[11:49:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nah. rust pulls its dependent libraries down whenever you build.
[11:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the new api is honestly better cause it much more closely mirrors libcurl
[11:59:43] * crutchy is working on a shutdown script directive, so that data server sockets can be closed without killing them
[12:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly be a handy idea
[12:09:58] <crutchy> hmm. i think i got a better idea
[12:10:18] <crutchy> since tying up the main bot script for shutdown shit would be hella slow
[12:10:59] <crutchy> that might have been why i didn't do shutdown scripts originally maybe
[12:11:24] <crutchy> i'm just gunna set a special shutdown flag bucket for continous looping scripts to check
[12:12:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, sounds like a perfectly good excuse to make exec multi-threaded
[12:13:45] <crutchy> i found that the scripts being run on shutdown were being killed, so i needed some way for the bot to tell when they were finished. then i thought of the flag idea
[12:14:06] <crutchy> works similar to how threads find out if a process terminates
[12:14:13] <crutchy> just checking a flag
[12:14:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[12:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, sounds right.
[12:14:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke n coffee time
[12:17:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Finds Nationality is Not a Good Indicator of Work-Related Cultural Values - http://sylnt.us - there-are-lazy-and-hard-working-people-everywhere?
[12:19:31] <crutchy> actually stupid me should've realised there's already a script that gets run on quit
[12:19:41] <crutchy> the reserved <quit> alias :/
[12:30:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that's enough coding. i need me some vidya.
[12:30:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> talk at you lot later
[12:31:34] <crutchy> cya mate
[12:31:39] <crutchy> i'll be off to bed soon
[12:34:51] <crutchy> fuck. during shutdown the bot isn't handling pipe data at all :(
[12:35:08] <crutchy> gunna have to add me a little timeout loop
[13:25:07] <Runaway1956> http://www.zimagez.com
[13:25:08] <systemd> ^ 03Screen_nvidia_thermal partag sur ZimageZ par Runaway1956
[13:33:15] <crutchy> woohoo auto server shutdowns work :D
[13:33:31] <crutchy> time for bed
[13:33:36] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
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[13:48:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Video Showcases Ludicrously Long TSA Line - http://sylnt.us - shoes-please
[15:06:13] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[15:06:15] * exec sexually reticulates a cube of splooge for #soylent
[15:06:24] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:06:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2571
[15:06:28] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[15:06:30] * exec democratically poops a wine flute of extract of swamp ass for TheMightyBuzzard
[15:20:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Project to Synthesise Genes Mooted - http://sylnt.us - Beware-The-Sourcerer's-Apprentice
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[19:23:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Launches "Gboard" (Search Tool Integrated With On-Screen Keyboards) - http://sylnt.us - card-paradigm
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[21:57:38] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:57:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2572
[22:21:57] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 exec's shutdown routine is a bit more script-friendly. recommend updating irc.php and irc_lib.php
[22:29:11] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy do it yerself!
[22:29:47] <cmn32480> ~update irc.php
[22:31:58] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy DONE!
[22:55:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Last FDA-Approved Source of Lethal Injection Drugs Will No Longer Sell Them - http://sylnt.us - death-dealing
[23:58:45] <chromas> from the poison-is-hard-to-come-across dept