#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-13
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[00:01:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - To Make Fresh Water without Warming the Planet, Countries Eye Solar Power - http://sylnt.us - where-does-the-sea-salt-go?
[00:15:46] <chromas> I was once an admin for a facebook page for the movie the descent
[00:16:02] <chromas> I didn't do it. Somehow pulled in
[00:16:10] <chromas> ptsd #triggered
[00:16:29] <SirFinkus> fun fact about the "florida is crazy" thing
[00:16:40] <chromas> it's all true?
[00:16:44] <SirFinkus> it's actually just because they have very liberal public records laws
[00:17:13] <SirFinkus> so it's easy for "journalists" to mine stories from public records
[00:17:37] <Runaway1956> Aren't police reports public everywhere? They have been in every state that I've lived in.
[00:18:02] <chromas> Yeah but in Florida you can backtrace it
[00:18:06] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org(Florida)
[00:18:06] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Freedom of information legislation (Florida
[00:18:33] <SirFinkus> basically, you can get everything
[01:32:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Rise and Fall of Martian Lakes - http://sylnt.us - don't-drink-the-water
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[03:03:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Entanglement Made Simple - http://sylnt.us - you-call-this-simple?
[05:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Sixth Sense Protects Drivers Except When Texting - http://sylnt.us - I-see-dead-people...-after-they-texted
[06:36:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is Quinoa California's Next Niche Crop? - http://sylnt.us - superfoods-r-us
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[07:33:59] <chromas> from the hipster-food dept
[08:07:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Director Blames 'Viral Video Effect' for Spike in Violent Crime - http://sylnt.us - it-was-lolcats
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[08:24:06] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: The people at your plant actually walked out crying?
[08:24:15] <Subsentient> WTF?
[08:24:51] * Subsentient is technically a 'millenial' but hates that word more than he hates life itself
[08:25:09] * Subsentient hates life a lot
[08:25:22] <Subsentient> What pussies...
[08:27:54] <Subsentient> I spent a 3 day no sleep bender moving a warehouse worth of stuff with just one other guy, and my feet hurt for months, and I didn't cry until I started hallucinating, which interestingly enough happened when I had just finished the job. Creepy shit, did I see.
[08:28:03] <Subsentient> My feet hurt for literally a month
[08:28:07] <Subsentient> I needed new shoes.
[08:29:15] <Subsentient> But, why the hell can't they just put up chairs at your workplace Runaway1956? I'm 300LBs of fatass, and while I'd do it and stand the 8 hours, I don't see what's wrong with a fucking chair.
[08:45:39] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[08:45:41] * exec seductively pairs a handful of dag with #Soylent
[08:51:59] * chromas extrudes a butt doughnut for Subsentient
[08:52:13] <chromas> roll in barf, fry in peanut oil
[08:53:41] <Subsentient> mmm
[08:54:25] <chromas> ahahahahaha! I got you now!
[08:54:33] <chromas> that poonut was totally non-vegan!
[09:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:06:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2562
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[09:24:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Gravis
[09:24:02] * MrPlow smakes Gravis upside the head with a money shot
[10:02:43] <alexbst> coffee++
[10:02:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2563
[10:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> alexbst++ # great wisdom
[10:03:24] <Bender> karma - alexbst: 1
[10:07:22] <alexbst> I just had some decent hipster-made coffee, spent an hour and a half waiting for it. much improved.
[10:07:31] <alexbst> ozzy hipster coffee
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[10:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ozzy hipsters different from yank hipsters?
[10:09:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Test Predicts How Fast Adults Pick Up French - http://sylnt.us - mercy-buckets
[10:18:46] <alexbst> it's considered where the new coffee styles came from
[10:19:18] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[10:19:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> what sorta new styles? most of the ones i know came from italy.
[10:19:54] <alexbst> ok
[10:20:07] <alexbst> there's italian style espresso, tends to be a stronger roast
[10:20:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmmm... jet fuel
[10:20:25] <alexbst> not as strong as french roast, but italian is probably the best of the traditional coffee
[10:20:44] <alexbst> the newstyle is less well roasted, less bitter and more fruity/caramelly but without any flavour additives
[10:20:56] <alexbst> they've just started to perfect the roasting process to produce new tastes
[10:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, funky and disturbing
[10:21:28] <alexbst> think of the best latte you ever had, then make it a bit more interesting and well-rounded :-)
[10:21:42] <alexbst> I still love both styles tbh
[10:21:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> make it a cappuccino and i'm there
[10:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> foamy = good
[10:22:19] <alexbst> the flavour translates really well to cappuccinos too :)
[10:23:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... might have to give that a shot. i've no beef with dark roasted beans for my non-drip coffee though. they've been my friend for many a year.
[10:24:23] <alexbst> trying to think of some brands/roasters
[10:24:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i do have my own machine, so i suppose i can technically use any kind of ground beans i like.
[10:24:40] <alexbst> I know the london ones are "notes" and "union" who make these interesting roasts.
[10:24:55] <alexbst> you can order this stuff online too.
[10:25:51] <alexbst> hipsters serve a purpose. I also think if they've got student debt the coffee tastes better.
[10:27:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> it always tastes better when you're in college. either you were up partying too late or you're going on too little sleep from working too.
[10:27:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> occasionally both which sucks epic goat wang.
[10:59:08] <Gravis> oh man. i think this is going to be an epic troll on the EME.
[11:00:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> glad we can do our part by sharing our trolls with the rest of the world =P
[11:29:24] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:29:26] * exec mistakenly reticulates a buttload of tacos for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:29:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:29:49] * exec overratedly writes a fanfic featuring two fingers of jesus juice about cmn32480
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[11:30:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i win, i got tacos
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[11:30:12] <cmn32480> defnetly
[11:30:25] * cmn32480 woudl love tacos...
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[11:31:01] <cmn32480> think there is a way to punch someone through my monitor?
[11:31:18] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
[11:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, well there is but they have to have a special peripheral on their computer
[11:32:12] <cmn32480> none of my customers ahve ther peripheral, I'm pretty sure
[11:32:38] <cmn32480> I need to be the guy who invets the phone with the boxking glove that comes out of it
[11:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's my considered opinion that everyone should have one of them
[11:32:46] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[11:32:49] <cmn32480> everyone but me
[11:33:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, everyone needs a good smake once in a while
[11:33:25] <cmn32480> I also want to invent the button on the phone that shcks the moron on the other end
[11:33:37] <cmn32480> hours of fun on conference calls
[11:33:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:34:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, i think that last cigarette was low on nicotine. i already want another.
[11:34:21] <cmn32480> just too many stupid people to deal with right now
[11:34:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> perils of having a customer-facing job
[11:35:35] <cmn32480> yes
[11:35:48] <cmn32480> but it woudn't be so bad if there weren't so MANY of them
[11:36:39] <cmn32480> #youtube this job would be great if ti wan't for the customers
[11:36:39] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:36:40] <systemd> ^ 03Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Official Video) - YouTube
[11:36:51] <cmn32480> hmmmm
[11:36:57] <cmn32480> not quite what I was looking for
[11:37:18] <cmn32480> #youtube this job would be great if it wasn't for the customers
[11:37:18] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:37:19] <systemd> ^✓ 03This Job Would Be Great if it Wasn't For the F'N Customers - YouTube
[11:37:23] <cmn32480> that's better
[11:39:56] <cmn32480> ^^ Never have truer words been spoken
[11:40:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rocky Mountain States Prepare for Return of Grizzly Hunts - http://sylnt.us - i-can't-bear-this-grizzly-fate
[11:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno, i was kinda diggin on the Lauper
[11:42:27] <cmn32480> she was never one of my favorites
[11:42:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> How do you feel about Paula Abdul?
[11:42:59] <cmn32480> Straight Up?
[11:43:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was thinking more https://www.youtube.com
[11:43:34] <systemd> ^ 03Paula Abdul - Opposites Attract - YouTube
[11:43:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> But straight up is good too
[11:46:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nowadays i get all nostalgic over anything that was on during the first five years or so of MTV
[11:47:05] <cmn32480> I was just getting ito elementary school... and we didn't ahve cable
[11:47:40] <cmn32480> my parents didn't get cable until my sister (the youngest) went to college
[11:47:59] <cmn32480> it was kind of like a n F you, we are empty nesters adnw e can enjoy ourselves now
[11:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[11:53:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh excellent, it's nicotine time again.
[12:05:14] <Gravis> troll failed horribly do to limitations of github *sigh*
[12:05:27] <Gravis> looks like i'll have to go to the mailing lists. >;)
[12:25:31] <chromas> trolling github eh
[12:25:36] <chromas> shooting feminists in a barrel
[12:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, at least now we have some solid guidelines to point out that they're violating when they do: http://newsroom.fb.com
[12:37:49] <systemd> ^ 03Information About Trending Topics | Facebook Newsroom
[12:47:48] <cmn32480> make sure you get a copy of that page.l. it can change at any time
[12:49:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i'm sure it's already up on archive.is
[13:40:41] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: who give a flying fuck about facebook?
[13:40:44] <Gravis> +s
[13:40:55] <alexbst> sadly, the informed public gets informed via facebook
[13:41:24] <Gravis> then they aren't actually the informed public then are they
[13:41:39] <alexbst> they're so well informed.
[13:42:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rare Sumatran Rhino Calf Born in Indonesia - http://sylnt.us - get-a-good-look-they-might-be-gone-in-your-lifetime
[13:42:04] <Gravis> their low information idiots
[13:42:07] <alexbst> the first rule about facebook news is that you're not allowed to talk about facebook
[13:42:08] <Gravis> they're*
[13:42:25] <cmn32480> ~gday alexbst
[13:42:27] * exec analiciously cyberbullies a stash of Khyber's AC LEDs at alexbst
[13:42:30] <cmn32480> ~gday gravis
[13:42:32] * exec seductively generates a small script that substitutes a drop of contentment for gravis
[13:42:50] <alexbst> heh
[13:43:01] <alexbst> today is a tough day for concentration.
[13:43:20] <cmn32480> been that way all week around her
[13:43:33] <cmn32480> if today is the first day this week having that problem, be thankfuL!
[13:43:34] <Gravis> cmn32480: heh. them bots done been blocked.
[13:43:43] <cmn32480> ok
[13:43:52] <Gravis> cmn32480: too many idiots invoking them all the time
[13:43:55] <cmn32480> I'll keep that in mind for you
[13:44:17] <cmn32480> well.. then... Good mornign Gravis
[13:44:35] <Gravis> cmn32480: well fuck you very much. ;)
[13:44:54] <cmn32480> right back at you
[13:45:12] <Gravis> cmn32480: now you're just making thing weird. :(
[13:45:15] <Gravis> things*
[13:45:22] <Gravis> fucking plurality
[13:45:34] <cmn32480> I can only fuck in singular
[13:45:47] <cmn32480> keeping one woman happy is hard enough.. I don't know that I can handle more
[13:47:15] <Runaway1956> Things are weird today . . .
[13:47:26] <Gravis> fuck tomorrow!
[13:47:31] <Runaway1956> You guys want to get a motel room?
[13:48:05] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i'm flattered, really Runaway1956 but that's not my scene.
[13:48:50] <cmn32480> to share w/ Gravis? no
[13:49:07] <Runaway1956> Speaking of perverse sexual relations - did you guys hear about the missionary murder?
[13:49:14] <cmn32480> to schedule the next batch of travel for work? the motel beats sleeping in the rental car.
[13:49:24] <cmn32480> no.. do tell
[13:49:35] <Gravis> cmn32480: i'm pretty sure he's about to try an ruffie both of us
[13:49:42] <cmn32480> likely
[13:49:55] <Runaway1956> sounds kinky - http://www.foxnews.com
[13:49:55] <systemd> ^ 03Murder of 2 missionaries in Jamaica leaves charity, US churches looking for answers | Fox News
[13:50:28] <Runaway1956> missionary position, missionary murder - gotta be related
[13:50:40] <cmn32480> Runaway1956, you hear about the guy they pulled from Lake Ronkonkomo in New York?
[13:50:58] <cmn32480> He had Captain Crunch shoved up his ass.
[13:51:06] <cmn32480> they think it was a cereal killer.
[13:51:23] <Runaway1956> Ronkonkomo? oh - FFS - you got me on that one
[13:51:46] * Runaway1956 makes a note that Gravis has feathers to ruffle
[13:51:55] <cmn32480> https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:51:55] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Lake Ronkonkoma (lake)
[13:52:07] <cmn32480> it's a real place
[13:52:48] <Runaway1956> Hell, I lived in East Meadow for several months, don't remember hearing about that lake.
[13:53:20] <Runaway1956> Must be a closely guarded secret: if the secret gets out, they'll have nowhere to dump bodies
[13:53:23] <Gravis> seems like the biblical demons may be a reference to psychopaths.
[13:53:54] <Gravis> they really are the worst of humanity
[13:54:38] <cmn32480> but at least I made you <groan>
[13:56:51] <Runaway1956> One of those haunted houses is right there - http://www.newsday.com
[13:56:52] <systemd> ^ 03'Amityville Horror' house back on market, for $1.15M | Newsday
[13:57:00] <cmn32480> yup
[13:57:07] <cmn32480> I wouldn't own that house
[13:57:35] <Runaway1956> We drove through the area one night, one of my shit-mates pointed, and says, "Do you recognize that house?"
[13:57:49] <Runaway1956> I sez, "Looks like an old house to me - why?"
[13:58:05] <Runaway1956> He sez, "Did you ever watch the Amityville Horror?"
[13:58:11] <Runaway1956> I sez, "WTF is that?"
[14:00:40] <Runaway1956> cmn32480 - were you here yesterday, when I said that I finally fixed the wife's computer?
[14:01:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> Long Island? Shit, they haven't printed enough money to pay me to live on Long Island. Fuck that place.
[14:02:19] <Runaway1956> Ehhhhh - I can remember when there were a few nice areas left on Long Island - which surprised the hell out of me, even then
[14:02:33] <Runaway1956> There were actually FARMS out there
[14:03:00] <Runaway1956> The last farm was closed up and sold off to developers - ohhh - probably more than a decade ago now
[14:03:31] <cmn32480> yeah I was runaway
[14:03:53] <cmn32480> somethign abotu ECC enabled, and a new PSU, and witchcraft
[14:04:04] <Runaway1956> I fought that thing, for almost two weeks, before I stumbled across that ECC setting in the BIOS
[14:04:21] <Runaway1956> she doesn't have a damned server, I never thought about ECC on that machine.
[14:04:41] <Runaway1956> My own computers all have it, but they are all Opterons
[14:05:39] <cmn32480> I've never built a box that wasn't a server using ECC RAM
[14:06:02] <Runaway1956> Weird, huh?
[14:06:33] <cmn32480> yeah.. not sure why that woudl have been turned on by default.
[14:07:03] <cmn32480> oddly enough, I think that my BIOS autodetected the RAM settigns from the chips, or I got lucky and bought stuff that was the defaults.
[14:10:48] <Runaway1956> Sumatran rhino born in Indonesia? Isn't it an Indonesian rhino then?
[14:14:54] <cmn32480> Species can't transit while in captivity?
[14:15:14] <cmn32480> my local zoo is gonna be pissed that tehy got stuck with American Elephants
[14:15:34] <SirFinkus> hahaha
[14:15:40] <SirFinkus> weird small world we live in
[14:15:52] <SirFinkus> so I got some mis-delivered mail today
[14:15:52] <cmn32480> and getting smaller
[14:16:01] <cmn32480> for a Sumatran Rhino?
[14:16:05] <cmn32480> very weird
[14:16:13] <SirFinkus> same exact letter, from my insurance company wishing me a happy birthday
[14:16:35] <SirFinkus> to someone, who it turns out, was on my baseball team and apparently shares the same birthday
[14:16:37] <Runaway1956> You and the Sumatran Rhino share the same birthday?
[14:16:46] <cmn32480> WOW
[14:16:56] <SirFinkus> actually got my first kiss from her too
[14:17:10] <cmn32480> now he's all horny
[14:17:14] <cmn32480> nograb
[14:17:26] <Runaway1956> Oh shit
[14:17:28] <Runaway1956> grab away
[14:17:32] <SirFinkus> no, I already masturbated on the letter
[14:17:49] <cmn32480> before markign it "Return to Sender"
[14:17:51] <Runaway1956> Some details, we don't need
[14:18:00] <SirFinkus> haha, yeah, was just about to say that
[14:18:05] <SirFinkus> but I wrong "wrong address"
[14:18:10] <SirFinkus> so they'll send it to her
[14:18:25] <SirFinkus> but really, she's kind of gross now
[14:18:42] <SirFinkus> I ran into her at a grocery store a year or two ago
[14:19:00] <SirFinkus> obese, and has one of those nose rings that just invite comparisons to livestock
[14:19:27] <SirFinkus> she was MUCH hotter in 3rd grade
[14:19:38] <SirFinkus> nograb
[14:20:01] <Runaway1956> THIRD GRADE?!?!?!?! YOU DEVIANT!!!!!
[14:20:28] <SirFinkus> I was in 3rd grade too, first kiss motherfuckers
[14:20:48] <Runaway1956> So - where did you kiss her?
[14:20:50] <SirFinkus> granted, they did hold be back a few years so I was 19 at the time
[14:21:08] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhh, so now the truth comes out . . . .
[14:21:14] <SirFinkus> she kissed me on the cheek first, then I kissed her on the lips
[14:21:21] <SirFinkus> like, a kid lips kiss
[14:21:58] <SirFinkus> but just in case there's someone without a sense of humor, no I was not 19
[14:22:28] * Runaway1956 suspects you were closer to 24
[14:23:23] <SirFinkus> I was what, 10?
[14:23:31] <SirFinkus> I don't remember the ages for the grades
[14:23:33] <Runaway1956> TBH, I thought the little one armed girl in my 1st, 2nd, and third grade classes was "hot" - despite the fact that I didn't know what "hot" meant back then
[14:23:52] <Runaway1956> I was just in love with that little girl
[14:24:05] <SirFinkus> ~grab Runaway1956
[14:24:09] <SirFinkus> .grab Runaway1956
[14:24:16] <Runaway1956> grab this
[14:24:20] <SirFinkus> I give up
[14:24:30] <cmn32480> !grab SirFinkus
[14:24:30] <Bender> Added quote 724
[14:24:47] <SirFinkus> but yeah, I don't think back and think of her as a 3rd grader and think she's hot
[14:24:51] <Runaway1956> enough grabass
[14:24:53] <SirFinkus> but at the time, it was pretty awesome
[14:26:15] <Runaway1956> Oh - that test to predict how fast adults will pick up French?
[14:26:31] <Runaway1956> Took me about three hours, once I was allowed off the ship in Nice.
[14:26:46] <SirFinkus> what test?
[14:26:51] <SirFinkus> french kissing?
[14:27:09] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[14:27:10] <systemd> ^ 03SN article: Test Predicts How Fast Adults Pick Up French 04(15 comments)
[14:27:14] <SirFinkus> oh
[14:27:51] <Runaway1956> No need to test me, I'm not worth a shit with languages, codes, encryption, or whatever
[14:28:15] <Runaway1956> One word for one item, don't bother trying to teach me a new word for something I've called an "apple" all of my life
[14:31:51] <Runaway1956> wonder what patty is doing . . .
[14:32:03] <Runaway1956> beef patty that is
[14:32:33] <SirFinkus> oh
[14:32:41] <SirFinkus> I thought you were wondering about patty cake
[14:33:56] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhh, patty was just lounging around between the hash browns and the eggs. I've set up a date with all of them . . .
[14:34:43] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com joke related
[14:34:43] <systemd> ^✓ 03"A Frog Goes Into a Bank to Get a Loan" Joke - Norm Macdonald - YouTube
[14:39:49] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[14:39:50] <systemd> ^ 03JIM STAFFORD - Cow Patti (1981) Original Studio Version! - YouTube
[15:13:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Water 4.0—the Next Revolution in Urban Water Systems - http://sylnt.us - H<sub>2</sub>O-V4.0
[15:20:17] <cmn32480> I thought this was about how easy French women are...https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=16/05/13/0151233
[15:20:26] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[15:20:26] <systemd> ^✓ 03SN article: Test Predicts How Fast Adults Pick Up French 04(15 comments)
[16:44:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ransomware Attacks Launched on US House of Representatives; HISO Blocks Yahoo Mail - http://sylnt.us - ransomware-could-never-come-from-a-different-vendor
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[18:45:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Test a Way to Erase Scary Memories - http://sylnt.us - memories
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[20:17:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Curiosity Mars Rover Completes its Second Martian Year - http://sylnt.us - NASA's-1337-accomplishment
[22:18:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Chemicals We Off-Gas Change When We Watch Something Funny or Thrilling - http://sylnt.us - it-used-to-be-called-farting
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[23:49:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brazil's Dilma Rousseff to Face Impeachment Trial - http://sylnt.us - cabinot
[23:59:50] * SirFinkus grimly wonders if anyone has sung "always look on the bright side of life" during their