#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-12
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[00:13:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Announces 256 GB MicroSD Card - http://sylnt.us
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[01:57:03] <mythterj> Internal server errot???
[01:57:14] <HwS> More 500's? I rani to them very early this morning.
[01:57:35] <takyon> yeah I'm getting the errors
[02:00:35] <cmn32480> #smake flourine
[02:00:35] * MrPlow smakes flourine upside the head with a nickel
[02:00:54] <cmn32480> someone is in the process of looking at it
[02:02:31] <takyon> I hope this doesn't become a daily occurence
[02:02:43] <cmn32480> me too
[02:02:56] <cmn32480> will bring it to the attention of the sysadmin team and let them hammer it out
[02:03:22] <HwS> Ooh, I like the sound of hitting it with a hammer
[02:04:21] <SirFinkus> you make it sound so formal cmn32480
[02:04:34] <SirFinkus> hey TheMightyBuzzard: get the hammer
[02:05:00] <cmn32480> nah... that'd be audioguy, or mechanicjay, or paulej72
[02:05:09] <SirFinkus> oh
[02:05:23] <cmn32480> TMB is just a firefighter
[02:05:29] <SirFinkus> oh, well, I don't have their phone numbers
[02:08:26] <cmn32480> didn't TMB send you a picture of his sack?
[02:08:45] <cmn32480> TMB can fix it.. but we arne't able to get a hold of him
[02:08:58] <SirFinkus> I don't kiss and tell
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[02:09:40] <SirFinkus> it seems to be fairly intermittent, I think someone was talking about them earlier in the week
[02:09:47] <SirFinkus> site seems to work find for me
[02:10:45] <cmn32480> depends what front end you hit
[02:10:51] <cmn32480> Hydrogen has been solid...
[02:11:03] <cmn32480> Flourine has been dog shit and getting worse
[02:11:44] <SirFinkus> well, hydrogen is more stable
[02:11:51] <SirFinkus> most abundant element ya know
[02:12:13] <cmn32480> flourine is corrosive as fuck...
[02:12:42] <SirFinkus> AND THEY PUT IT IN OUR DRINKING WATER
[02:12:44] <SirFinkus> HOLY FUCK
[02:13:15] <cmn32480> that's why your teeth suck
[02:13:23] <SirFinkus> I have great teeth
[02:21:32] <cmn32480> ~update-exec-file scripts/storybot_submit.php
[02:21:33] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[02:21:34] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/storybot_submit.php"
[02:23:25] <takyon> what's the news
[02:23:29] <takyon> not working for me
[02:23:39] <cmn32480> we think FL is being rebooted
[02:23:50] <takyon> I texted TMB but didn't call him
[02:24:22] <cmn32480> I called and left a voicemail
[02:24:32] <takyon> okey dokey
[02:24:35] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:24:36] <systemd> ^ 03Cameo - Word Up - YouTube
[02:24:38] <cmn32480> it is weird leaving a voicemail to somebody's nick, when you don't know their real name
[02:24:54] <takyon> awwwkwaaard
[02:25:00] <cmn32480> exceptionally
[02:25:54] <takyon> "Hey, TheMightyBuzzard, this is semen... I mean cmn32480 from the Soylent News organization. We're having some 500 internal server errors, mind taking a look?"
[02:27:07] <SirFinkus> holy shit, I just noticed that
[02:27:13] <SirFinkus> and my mind is pretty dirty
[02:27:31] <takyon> I noticed a few weeks ago, but this is the first time I've unloaded it onto the chat
[02:28:04] <cmn32480> you guys is slow
[02:28:07] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:28:08] <systemd> ^✓ 03Japan Maritime Self Defense Force "Dance" - YouTube
[02:28:14] <SirFinkus> this is now your theme song
[02:28:15] <cmn32480> somebody noticed that like 2 years ago...
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[02:29:08] <mcasadevall> Resurrection in progress
[02:29:10] <mcasadevall> ^_ Bytram
[02:29:23] <SirFinkus> thanks mcasadevall
[02:29:29] <Bytram> mcasadevall: much obliged, mon amigo!
[02:29:36] <cmn32480> MAny thanks, mcasadevall
[02:29:39] <takyon> who
[02:29:40] <mcasadevall> and we're back
[02:29:51] <mcasadevall> My bouncer is logged in as NCommander
[02:29:53] <mcasadevall> too lazy to boot it
[02:29:57] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:29:58] <SirFinkus> now everyone knows your secret
[02:30:07] <SirFinkus> oh, but I noticed we share a birthday
[02:30:09] <SirFinkus> almost exactly
[02:30:33] <takyon> time to finish that comment I couldn't write an hour ago
[02:30:43] <Bytram> mcasadevall: I tried the restart-rehash.sh but didn't seem to work
[02:31:28] <Bytram> got errors and then my putty session died and I lost the exact msg
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[02:32:47] <takyon> Error 503 Service Unavailable
[02:32:52] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[02:32:54] <systemd> ^ 03- SoylentNews User ( https://soylentnews.org )
[02:33:12] <takyon> I managed to crank out one comment before getting more 500 errors
[02:34:44] <Bytram> mcasadevall: I just took a look on Fluorine and I do not see mysql running. ??
[02:35:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> mcasadevall, nod nod. mysql has been shitting itself randomly on fluorine
[02:35:56] <Bytram> yep
[02:36:54] <Bytram> e waves at TMB on fluorine
[02:36:59] * Bytram waves at TMB on fluorine
[02:37:15] <SirFinkus> you should use "write" the most annoying utility
[02:37:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was gonna go with wall for the funs
[02:37:42] <Bytram> that sounds like quite the endorsement!
[02:37:47] <Bytram> LOL
[02:38:02] <SirFinkus> never used wall before
[02:38:06] * SirFinkus looks into it
[02:38:06] <Bytram> atm, I only see tmb and me on fluorine
[02:38:11] <takyon> i'm taking a nap. once this shit is fixed i will sub some stories
[02:38:14] <cmn32480> walls hold up the roof
[02:38:22] <SirFinkus> HAHAHAHAHA
[02:38:43] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I tried the restart script , twice, and got an error each time. major mojo or something when it tried to restart mysql
[02:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, figures
[02:39:08] <Bytram> cmn32480: that was BAD! thanks so much for that one!
[02:39:33] <Bytram> lost my connection, and had to reconnect, so idon't have the exact msg to hand
[02:39:38] <cmn32480> sudo shutdown -r 1
[02:39:47] <SirFinkus> no scrollback?
[02:39:50] * Bytram is glad that cmn32480 is not his doctor!
[02:40:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, the restart-rehash.sh script will always fail if you don't start mysql back up first.
[02:40:13] * Bytram yes, I have a cold. wqait? what? ... defib ... Zaap!
[02:40:30] <Bytram> I don't recall you telling me about hat one... ooops!
[02:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> sudo -u mysql ...?
[02:41:01] <Bytram> if it IS down, you "sudo -u mysql /opt/mysql/support-files/mysql.server start"
[02:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:41:17] <Bytram> (that is if mysql was not found in ps -AF | grep -i mysql)
[02:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> right
[02:41:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> which it isn't
[02:41:42] <Bytram> so, umm, where/how else was I to restart mysql
[02:41:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> that is how
[02:41:58] <Bytram> and, it doesn't
[02:41:59] <Bytram> :(
[02:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> but restart-rehash.sh doesn't do it for you
[02:42:16] <Bytram> go ahead and try -- easier for you to see the errors directly
[02:42:23] <Bytram> oh.
[02:42:28] <Bytram> then what does?
[02:42:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, not gonna poke at it if mcasadevall is
[02:42:36] <Bytram> k
[02:42:39] <SirFinkus> if there's a penis under the skirt Bytram
[02:42:49] <SirFinkus> that's the only thing that REALLY does it for me
[02:43:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you have to manually start mysql up if it's crashed with the sudo -u mysql command. but you said it was erroring?
[02:43:43] <Bytram> the reshash restart script was erroring
[02:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, bleh
[02:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it would if mysql isn't up
[02:44:03] <Bytram> I don't see NC on fluorine... maybe he thinks he got it working already?
[02:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope
[02:44:14] <Bytram> k
[02:44:30] <cmn32480> TMB, please delete my voiceprint from your voicemail
[02:44:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, started
[02:44:58] <cmn32480> and no sac pictures in revenge for interrupting whatever it was you were doing
[02:45:01] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: many thanks for coming back in at such a late hour, too. VERY much appreciated!
[02:45:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Concerns for Global Spread of Zika Means Rio de Janeiro’s 2016 Olympics Must Not Proceed - http://sylnt.us - damn-invisible-bugs
[02:45:23] <Bytram> yep, I see mysql running now.
[02:45:25] <mcasadevall> TheMightyBuzzard, mysqld on flourine died
[02:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> mcasadevall, nod nod. just restarted it.
[02:45:38] <mcasadevall> I restarted it by hand, just signed out
[02:45:50] <Bytram> that's been happening kinda often lately
[02:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke. i've just been restarting it when it crashes.
[02:46:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> leaving the actual fixing up to someone better at it than me.
[02:47:26] <cmn32480> all right
[02:47:37] <cmn32480> well all that excitement has me exhausted
[02:47:49] <cmn32480> thanks to all, and to all a ~gnight!
[02:47:53] <cmn32480> ~gnight all
[02:47:55] * exec unjustifiably cracks open a snatched purse full of onion dip for all
[02:48:11] <cmn32480> cheap bot.. didn't even bring chips!
[02:48:39] <Bytram> cmn32480: many thanks for all your help during the 'rush' -- sleep well, and fast!
[02:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish we had something that would text us when an important service goes down. would be handy.
[02:49:13] <takyon> two of us contacted you
[02:49:15] <takyon> so there's that
[02:49:27] <cmn32480> hmmmm.... I might be able to help w/ that Buzzard... lemme think on it overnight
[02:49:46] <Bytram> we had something set up a while ago.. zynga or something like that, but it didn't msg, afaik
[02:50:02] <cmn32480> zynga was a Facebook Game repo
[02:50:05] <SirFinkus> in case you guys didn't know, you can sent texts to mobile numbers using email usually
[02:50:26] <SirFinkus> usually something like <phonenumber>@verizon.net
[02:50:32] <Bytram> isn't that carrier-specific?
[02:50:41] <cmn32480> that si how I get around it at the office too
[02:50:46] <cmn32480> only the verizon.net part
[02:50:50] <SirFinkus> http://www.emailtextmessages.com
[02:50:50] <systemd> ^ 03The Complete List Of Text Messaging Email Addresses | EmailTextMessages.com
[02:51:02] * SirFinkus doesn't endorse this site
[02:51:06] <cmn32480> ninja'd... I was typing that
[02:51:13] <SirFinkus> just the first thing I found
[02:51:18] <Bytram> but if I do not know the recipient's carrier... wouldn't help much, would it?
[02:51:18] * TheMightyBuzzard does not feel like writing a shell script for that just now
[02:51:22] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:51:32] <cmn32480> correct Bytram
[02:51:44] <SirFinkus> yeah, just might be easier than working out getting the server to send texts another way
[02:52:03] <Bytram> I suppose, one could write a shell scxript that just tries to send a text through ALL of those gateways... :P
[02:52:08] <SirFinkus> since I'd imagine it already has the capability to send email
[02:52:12] <SirFinkus> or just ask
[02:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, we have a pretty small list of people we'd need to know the carrier of =P
[02:52:19] <SirFinkus> I mean, you need the phone # anyway
[02:52:23] <Bytram> lol, nah. that would be TOO easy?
[02:52:53] <Bytram> nod nod; but, at the time, we couldn't talk w/ you to find out what carrier u were on
[02:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, we could set it up as a slashd job
[02:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> but then it wouldn't tell us if slashd crashed
[02:53:39] <Bytram> have it look at each of the servers, in turn, and make sure the expected things are running.
[02:53:55] <Bytram> have a daemon on another server that looks for a keep-alive from slashd
[02:53:57] <Bytram> =)
[02:54:00] <cmn32480> there is monitoring software that does this
[02:54:04] <cmn32480> in the can
[02:54:09] <Bytram> thas no fun!
[02:54:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:54:13] <cmn32480> no scripting funkyness
[02:54:22] <cmn32480> let me look inot it
[02:54:49] <cmn32480> I ahve several pieces at work that I have used for this in the past... some email.. some use a email to SMS gateway
[02:54:59] <cmn32480> buncha different ways to do it
[02:56:19] <cmn32480> TMB - I'll get back to you tomorrow about it
[02:56:24] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:56:26] * exec seductively flicks a tube of splooge at #soylent
[02:56:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. nite.
[02:57:03] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:57:05] * exec explicitly nudges a cc of pubes toward cmn32480
[02:57:26] <Bytram> and is time for me to consider doing the same
[02:59:15] <Bytram> !uid
[02:59:15] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6233, owned by steveo
[02:59:25] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:59:32] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #soylent
[02:59:34] * exec homogeneously internalizes a shot of toilet water in #soylent
[02:59:57] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard++ coming back on so late at night to help get server working
[02:59:57] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 234
[03:00:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> think we were using icinga
[03:00:17] <Bytram|away> yeah, that was the one
[03:00:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nagios fork
[03:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit of overkill for what we need. i don't wanna monitor every little thing, just wanna know if stuff is down that shouldn't be.
[03:01:48] <Bytram|away> yeah, so you only tell icinga the things that don't want to be down, and have it monitor it?
[03:02:19] <Bytram|away> if a critical service is down, it's important to quickly try and make it happy. /rimshot
[03:02:34] <Bytram|away> and with that, I'll let myself out!
[03:02:47] <Bytram|away> have a good night everyone!
[03:02:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[03:03:14] <Bytram|away> btw, http://arstechnica.com
[03:03:14] <systemd> ^ 03Chinese ARM vendor left developer backdoor in kernel for Android, other devices | Ars Technica
[03:03:38] <Bytram|away> ISTR that was about allwinner
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[03:45:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Japan and the U.S. Remember World War II - http://sylnt.us - history-is-in-the-culture-of-the-teller
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[05:47:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Perfect Heists That Involve Stealing Nothing at All - http://sylnt.us - let-the-industrial-espionage-begin
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[07:10:42] <Subsentient> I've decided to completely rewrite maybe 60% of Epoch for 2.0.
[07:11:20] <Subsentient> Trashing the config parser, object execution, main loop, object options, probably more.
[07:11:29] <Subsentient> utilfuncs.cpp will probably be the biggest survivor.
[07:12:18] <Subsentient> Writing it in C++11, because prettiness.
[07:12:39] <Subsentient> My reasoning is that easy coding (which C++11 does good) will result in less code, therefore better code.
[07:12:52] <Subsentient> Going to heavily use pthreads.
[07:13:17] <Subsentient> No dependencies (except C++'s libstdc++)
[07:13:26] <Subsentient> rewriting the membus IPC too
[07:19:03] <Subsentient> Someone once told me when I was first writing Epoch, "It'll be good, but it'll never be great."
[07:19:08] <Subsentient> I'd like to make it great.
[07:19:12] <Subsentient> #makeepochgreatagain
[07:36:45] <crutchy> Subsentient++
[07:36:45] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 52
[07:39:01] <crutchy> omg! i missed da bossman
[07:49:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hyperloop Initial Propulsion Test Success. - http://sylnt.us - superfast!
[08:08:14] <Subsentient> crutchy: farts are delicious when huffed from balloons.
[08:51:48] <chromas> Subsentient: that's digusting
[08:51:50] <chromas> balloons stink
[08:52:18] <Subsentient> but, but, flaaaaavor!
[09:20:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Turing Machine Should run Forever Unless Maths is Wrong - http://sylnt.us - BusyBeaver++
[10:29:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:29:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2559
[10:39:28] * Subsentient vomits all over the room'
[10:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Subsentient
[10:53:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh, 404 bot not found
[10:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Subsentient
[10:53:25] * MrPlow smakes Subsentient upside the head with a bake
[10:53:27] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[10:53:27] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:53:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> with a bake?
[10:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh
[10:54:10] <Subsentient> #smakeadd fungus-covered rancid horse penis
[10:54:10] <MrPlow> added: fungus-covered rancid horse penis
[10:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd angry cheese merchants
[10:55:03] <MrPlow> added: angry cheese merchants
[10:57:06] <chromas> !beledig #Soylent
[10:57:06] * Bender gooit koffie over #Soylent
[10:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, pulling apart strings by index numbers and putting them back together may be faster but it sure is a pain in the ass.
[10:57:44] * TheMightyBuzzard counts on his fingers
[10:57:56] <chromas> !roken strings
[10:57:56] * Bender Als mijn moeder dit pakje vind is het van jou! strings
[10:58:21] <chromas> rusting?
[11:00:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yurp. thankfully it's still easier than doing the same thing in C
[11:27:55] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:28:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:28:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, still 404
[11:28:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll go smoke while you unbreak him
[11:28:25] <cmn32480> WTF happened to exec?
[11:28:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> * exec has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds)
[11:29:02] <cmn32480> when was that?
[11:29:33] <crutchy> it gave up the goose
[11:29:47] * cmn32480 is looking for a time stamp
[11:29:57] <crutchy> #seen exec
[11:29:57] <MrPlow> Thu May 12 02:59:34 2016 on #Soylent: homogeneously internalizes a shot of toilet water in #soylent
[11:30:19] <cmn32480> so sometime after 3am
[11:30:27] <crutchy> that toilet water might have killed it
[11:31:09] <cmn32480> if it was mine from after the burritos... quite possibly
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[11:31:44] <cmn32480> ~last nick=exec
[11:31:55] <exec> 03[2016-05-12 02:59:3] #Soylent -*- exec homogeneously internalizes a shot of toilet water in #soylent
[11:32:50] <crutchy> ~last nick=exec type=quit
[11:32:54] <exec> 03[2016-05-12 06:39:3] #Soylent <exec> Ping timeout: 268 seconds
[11:33:01] <cmn32480> there we go
[11:33:14] <cmn32480> no I wonder if that is local or UTC
[11:33:23] <crutchy> utc i think
[11:33:29] * crutchy checks script
[11:34:19] <crutchy> hmm. actually i'm not sure. it looks like the timestamp comes from chromas' server
[11:34:36] <cmn32480> so... could be fuck all anything
[11:34:38] <crutchy> exec just regurgitates
[11:34:41] <crutchy> lol
[11:34:52] <chromas> utc
[11:34:58] <crutchy> chromas++
[11:34:58] <Bender> karma - chromas: 169
[11:35:18] * cmn32480 is surprised chromas dind't amke it Moscow or something
[11:35:20] <crutchy> 169 for you chromas ;-D
[11:35:37] <cmn32480> but only 1 69. so you better enjoy it
[11:35:42] <crutchy> yup
[11:37:28] * chromas takes full credit for the way the db was automatically set up :D
[11:37:57] <cmn32480> crutchy - I made the data file change you sent yesterday
[11:38:12] <cmn32480> and eve updated the file
[11:38:21] * cmn32480 can usually follow 2 part instructions
[11:38:23] <crutchy> noice. yeah that script was a bit hacky
[11:38:24] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[11:38:26] * exec suspiciously ejaculates a 40 of smell my finger at the
[11:38:27] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:38:29] * exec hurriedly refactors a bottle of popplers for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:39:19] <crutchy> defaults to my path cos i'm too lazy to make a data file :D
[11:39:36] <cmn32480> is ok
[11:39:45] * cmn32480 forgive small transgressions easily
[11:40:19] * crutchy has sort of solved the eval insecurity problem enough to be comfortable
[11:40:31] <crutchy> using a character whitelist
[11:40:37] <chromas> MICROAGRESSHUNS!
[11:40:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:41:00] * exec clumsily formulates a fat32 volume of celerons for cmn32480
[11:41:51] <crutchy> no parentheses allowed, so code can't be decoded from base64 or anything nasty like that
[11:42:10] <cmn32480> micro aggressions are unforgivable, being that it isn't a real word, and if people are all bent the fuck out of shape about microagressions, they are going to melt into a blob of goo when a macroagression ahappens
[11:42:43] <chromas> macroaggressions aren't real, racist
[11:43:04] <crutchy> chromas, that's agressionist!
[11:43:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> macroagressions are the only way to go.
[11:43:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> if something's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
[11:43:33] <cmn32480> well not exactly
[11:43:35] <chromas> aggressions are oppressions
[11:43:42] <cmn32480> having a fire in the backyard is worth doing.
[11:43:51] <cmn32480> having a fire the size of my house, not so much
[11:44:01] <crutchy> #microagressionlivesmatter
[11:44:07] <cmn32480> now you are just rhyming for the fun of it
[11:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> is so. you're just a wuss.
[11:44:18] <cmn32480> perhaps.
[11:44:26] <cmn32480> but it woudl encoursge me to roast the children
[11:44:34] <crutchy> so true
[11:44:46] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:44:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2560
[11:45:02] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/.*/touche/
[11:45:02] <sedctl> <crutchy> <TheMightyBuzzard> touche
[11:45:24] <cmn32480> what's my butt have to do with this?
[11:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab cmn32480
[11:45:40] <Bender> Added quote 722
[11:46:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas right, i grabbed cmn32480's butt
[11:46:06] <cmn32480> that's harassment! you just grabbed my butt!
[11:46:16] <cmn32480> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[11:46:16] <Bender> Added quote 723
[11:46:19] <crutchy> he touched the butt!
[11:46:53] <cmn32480> you understand how weird it is leaving a voice mail to someone called "The Mighty Buzzard"?
[11:47:18] <crutchy> i guess TheMightyBuzzard touching hot butts probably isn't strange
[11:47:23] <crutchy> being a smoker
[11:47:42] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[11:48:05] <crutchy> at least they don't smack you when you touch them
[11:48:06] <chromas> call him señor fooshes
[11:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> most folks IRL are lazy and just say Buzz
[11:48:46] <crutchy> do you talk like Tim The Toolman Taylor?
[11:49:01] <cmn32480> only when workign with toools
[11:49:05] <cmn32480> you?
[11:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> more power!
[11:49:19] <crutchy> that was a great show
[11:49:23] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard: s/more/moar/
[11:49:23] <sedctl> <cmn32480> <TheMightyBuzzard> moar power!
[11:49:36] <chromas> except for the wife
[11:49:50] <cmn32480> he shoulda been married to Pamela Anderson
[11:49:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, she needed moar bewbs
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[11:51:16] <chromas> less bitch, more tits
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[11:52:09] <chromas> scared her away
[11:52:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sino the Times: MSN to Pull Chinese Portal - http://sylnt.us - losing-to-a-competitor-with-even-more-dirty-tricks
[11:54:06] <cmn32480> yer timing is impecible chromas
[11:58:21] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:58:23] <systemd> ^ 03Home Improvement - The Resourceful Tool Man - YouTube
[12:13:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, there's one function done and i learned a good bit about how you deal with partial strings in rust
[12:18:38] <cmn32480> naval jelly solves many of your rust problems
[12:20:50] <paulej72> coffee++
[12:20:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2561
[12:21:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday paulej72
[12:21:08] * exec historically pairs a beaker of capsaicin with paulej72
[12:21:09] <paulej72> looks like I keep missing all of the drama here
[12:21:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, fun site breakage. might wanner have a gander at the mysql logs on fluorine when you get time. find out wtf.
[12:22:25] <crutchy> plugin system working for data server
[12:22:48] <crutchy> handy being able to change action handler mods without having to restart server :)
[12:22:56] <crutchy> eval++
[12:22:56] <Bender> karma - eval: 5
[12:23:36] <paulej72> needs more memory
[12:23:58] <paulej72> 4GB is not enough for the pig
[12:24:32] <crutchy> guessing it would be impossibly hard to migrate to nginx?
[12:25:06] <paulej72> mysql to nginx wonder how that would work :P
[12:25:36] <crutchy> oh its the db that's ram hungry
[12:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> how bout we just choke down on how much mysql is allowed to eat up?
[12:25:42] <crutchy> derp :p
[12:25:47] <paulej72> mysql cluster mounts the whole db in memory
[12:26:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but that should be an issue only with the cluster nodes
[12:26:08] <crutchy> which table is taking up most?
[12:26:25] <crutchy> prolly comments i guess
[12:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, `kitchen`
[12:26:36] <cmn32480> nah... dining room
[12:26:54] <paulej72> oh fluorine has had issues, I was thinking it was mysql cluter nodes
[12:27:01] <crutchy> kitchen table? nah. we just shove in the corner and pile junk on it
[12:27:03] <paulej72> brain not engaged yet
[12:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't have spaces in tables. stuff would fall off
[12:28:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> no rush. fluorine ain't gonna blow up before you finished your coffee.
[12:28:12] <cmn32480> maybe
[12:28:22] <paulej72> still between perl, mysql, apache, varnish and all of the other shit that runs on the frontend servers, memory is tight at times
[12:28:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> gnod gnod
[12:29:20] <paulej72> need to have linode go through a hardware update and get more memory for free again. but they will not do that for another year.
[12:29:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> say, could we move varnish over to the load balancer?
[12:29:38] <paulej72> probably we could.
[12:29:56] <crutchy> make a new vm cluster on each vm
[12:30:01] <crutchy> and create vmception
[12:30:29] <crutchy> then make a 'bump' script :)
[12:30:36] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[12:30:44] <crutchy> somebody on the internet has to have tried that
[12:31:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> is the load balancer forwarding ip packets or https requests?
[12:31:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure what level it balances on
[12:31:50] <crutchy> xlefay would know :(
[12:32:03] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - look at this one. https://mmonit.com it's FOSS and shoudl be in the repos
[12:32:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, this wasn't set up until he was gone
[12:32:05] <systemd> ^ 03Easy, proactive monitoring of processes, programs, files, directories, filesystems and hosts | Monit
[12:32:15] <crutchy> he was working on the icinga thingy
[12:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but icinga is overkill for us
[12:33:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, will check it later
[12:33:41] <cmn32480> 10-4
[12:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke n coffee++ break then back to rust bot coding.
[12:35:25] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:35:26] <systemd> ^ 03Airplane - Roger Over Victor... huh? - YouTube
[12:42:24] <paulej72> load balancer is https termnator. it does that and hands off to the two front ends
[12:43:22] <paulej72> I think it does the balancing via round robin with session keeping.
[12:45:24] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[12:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> could prolly go ahead n stick varnish ahead of it then.
[12:46:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> be a pain to bounce varnish when you bounce apache with it being on another box but it's doable i guess
[12:48:05] <paulej72> the only issue is the load balancers are 2GB linodes. not sure how much head room they have
[12:50:16] <paulej72> the other option is migrate frontends to KVM instead of Xen. that should give a bit of a performance boost. switch the load balancer to single node while migrating the other node
[12:51:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. that should be done regardless.
[12:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like varnish is using < 30MB at the moment on fluorine
[12:53:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> 2GB should be plenty
[12:53:40] <paulej72> it is set to use 512MB as the cache.
[12:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[12:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's running under 100M on hydrogen and it hasn't been bounced in a long time.
[12:54:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could prolly pare it down to 256 or even 128
[12:58:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, okay looks like you gotta https terminate before varnish so we'd have to nginx->varnish->load balance->apache on fluorine|hydrogen
[12:59:19] <paulej72> I think varnish can load balance
[12:59:28] <paulej72> need to look that up.
[13:01:06] <cmn32480> https://info.varnish-software.com
[13:01:07] <systemd> ^ 03Proper sticky session load balancing in Varnish
[13:01:11] <cmn32480> looks liek it does pj
[13:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> no rush really. varnish isn't what's running us outa memory. we should prolly choke down mysql in the cnf file first.
[13:14:38] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
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[13:14:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight crutchy
[13:14:55] * exec whole-heartedly tosses my butt of chromas' tossed salad to crutchy
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[13:23:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supercomputers Used to Discover New Materials - http://sylnt.us - super-dee-duper
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[13:26:48] <Runaway1956> Am I here?
[13:26:56] <Runaway1956> Looks like it . . .
[13:27:06] <alexbst> you appear
[13:27:48] <Runaway1956> I finally solved a problem with the wife's computer, I think.
[13:28:15] <Runaway1956> Random reboots - I looked at the PSU, looked at the video card, tested memory, tried all kinds of things.
[13:29:03] <Runaway1956> Finally - I asked her why the computer had a setting for ECC, but it was disabled. She had no good reply. I enabled ECC, and the computer has been running for about - ohhhh - 27 hours now.
[13:29:37] <Runaway1956> More than that - closer to about 32 hours, I think.
[13:30:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> so bad ram then and turning ECC on was enough to get it to limp by
[13:31:25] <Runaway1956> Memtest86+ says the memory is good though. One hour per run, I ran one full run with version 4 point something, then I ran two full runs with version 5.1
[13:31:31] <Runaway1956> didn't throw one single error
[13:32:05] <Runaway1956> Actually, version 5.1 ran a little faster than the version 4, but still real close to an hour each pass
[13:33:11] <Runaway1956> I may just buy some new RAM anyway - she only has 8 gig, I could just get two 8 gig sticks to put in there
[13:38:31] <Gravis> Runaway1956: only if the firmware supports it
[13:38:37] <Gravis> well... hardware too
[13:39:27] <Runaway1956> I'm almost certain that it supports 16 gig, I seem to remember that the documentation said 32 gig, but I can double check easily enough
[13:40:12] <Gravis> Runaway1956: there is a maximum of memory that can be supported per stick too
[13:41:15] <takyon> what stick
[13:41:28] <takyon> DDR4?
[13:42:02] <Runaway1956> Not certain whether it's DDR3 or 4 - I'll have to look at it again, but she's on that computer now
[13:42:14] <Runaway1956> Think it's 4, but just not sure
[13:43:24] <Gravis> and you gotta be sure you get the right speed memory with the proper CAS latency
[13:43:37] <Gravis> shit got complicated with ram
[13:44:22] <takyon> wow, I had no idea that DDR4 has a maximum (on paper) of 512 GiB per module and DDR3 had 128 GiB.
[13:44:39] <takyon> I have noticed adoption of 16 GiB DDR4 sticks picking up
[13:44:58] <Runaway1956> Yeah - when I get back on that machine, I'll get the MOBO model, and run it through that site - uhhhh - Micron I think it is
[13:45:13] <Runaway1956> Just plug in your mobo, and it tells you what you can upgrade to
[13:45:36] <Runaway1956> check that she has the latest firmware first, I guess - that often makes a difference
[13:50:49] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[13:50:50] <systemd> ^ 03Boffins flip the unflippable: Meet the latest Moore's Law extender contender • The Register
[13:59:23] <Gravis> takyon: more interested in superconducting microprocessors. a good application for them would be for a highspeed global network... in orbit.
[13:59:49] <Gravis> switching speed will need to be through the roof and with SC CPUs, it's totally doable
[13:59:56] <takyon> misleading headline
[14:00:04] * cmn32480 can't decide if he needs moar coffee... or a nap
[14:00:53] <Gravis> cmn32480: just don't take a nap at the coffee machine
[14:01:08] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[14:01:09] <systemd> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: 9/11 Commission Member: Saudi Officials Supported Hijackers
[14:01:09] <cmn32480> what if I'm waitng for ti to brew?
[14:01:41] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[14:01:42] <systemd> ^ 03Fetishist artist among Turner Prize contenders - BBC News
[14:03:45] <Runaway1956> A guy has to be almost brain dead to NOT suspect Saudi government involvement in 9/11/01. To much crazy shit happened in the days surrounding the incident.
[14:09:53] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com
[14:12:44] <Gravis> not sure why people think reagan is so great. i mean, he's responsible for much of the economic shitstorm we're in today.
[14:21:20] <Runaway1956> "responsible" ? Reagan was no economist. Like most executives, in all walks of life, he took the advice of "experts".
[14:21:33] <Runaway1956> They convinced him, he convinced the country.
[14:22:24] <Runaway1956> The reason people love the "acting president", is that he knew how to act like a president, unlike the wishy-washy-wimp who preceded him
[14:22:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> The "experts" that convinced him managed to convince him of economic policies that were based on voodoo rather than facts.
[14:22:47] <Runaway1956> I'm doubly embarrassed by Carter, because he was a Navy officer
[14:23:27] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[14:23:27] <systemd> ^ 03Italy Becomes Last Western European Nation To Legalize Same-Sex Civil Unions : The Two-Way : NPR
[14:23:51] <Runaway1956> Economy 101: First lesson is, economics is voodoo. There is no science to economics, everyone just guesses, then tries to justify their guess.
[14:25:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, you talking about the laffer curve and such?
[15:18:18] <Runaway1956> WTF is this? Test pilot for Firefox? The little come-on blurbs don't mention anything new. Tabs on the side? WTF, that's like 2003 or so, isn't it?
[15:18:25] <Runaway1956> https://testpilot.firefox.com
[15:18:25] <systemd> ^ 03Test Pilot ( https://testpilot.firefox.com )
[15:21:03] <Runaway1956> Mozilla will also collect usage data so it can decide whether to change, implement, or kill each experiment. (An earlier version of Test Pilot, from way back in 2009, was solely focused on data collection.)
[15:24:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nissan Could Buy Stake in Mitsubishi Motors - http://sylnt.us - NissaItsubishi
[15:25:15] <Gravis> Runaway1956: why are you even bothering with firefox?
[15:26:10] <Runaway1956> I use Firefox regularly - but I got an email "inviting" me to be a test pilot - and I'm just asking WTF? Tracking? That's all it is.
[15:26:27] <Runaway1956> I can experiment all I like with Firefox, without signing up to be tracked.
[15:26:49] <Gravis> Runaway1956: firefox is now stupidfox. http://stupidfox.net
[15:28:03] <Runaway1956> Mmmmmm. How many alternatives are there, and what are the pros and cons of those alternatives? I still like Firefox, and it remains my primary browser.
[15:28:05] <Gravis> Runaway1956: here's your stupidfox background to go with it: https://wallpaperscraft.com
[15:29:59] <Runaway1956> Jesus H. Christ - this baboon should have been aborted - http://www.nbcnews.com
[15:29:59] <systemd> ^ 03George Zimmerman Auctioning Off Gun Used to Kill Trayvon Martin - NBC News
[15:33:18] <Gravis> Runaway1956: considering how he's been conducting his life in recent years, i don't think it's a problem
[15:43:52] <Runaway1956> This one is worth a laugh - maybe I should submit it - http://www.china.org.cn
[15:43:53] <systemd> ^ 03Domestic violence leads to discovery of incest- China.org.cn
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[16:56:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> Oh yay. We can all get cancer from cosmic rays that much sooner.
[17:08:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, done playing with rustbot for today. got weather working as far as i can tell, i'll tie in the caching tomorrow.
[17:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine time
[17:23:15] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: fuck you, i'm living underground with the moles, digging holes. ;)
[18:27:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Preliminary Findings: Mom's Folate Levels Tied to Baby's Autism Risk - http://sylnt.us - correlation
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[19:58:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Bizarre Beasts Living in Romania's Poison Cave - http://sylnt.us - bugs!
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[22:09:30] <chromas> No stress might make brains not grow up at all
[22:09:34] <chromas> from the university dept
[23:38:57] <Runaway1956> Facebook question: Can you somehow be added to a group by other people? I just got a "notification" from the Harrison Ford group.
[23:39:19] <SirFinkus> might be a new "feature"
[23:39:25] <Runaway1956> I really, really, really, have no desire to follow actors - certainly not male actors
[23:39:54] <Runaway1956> When I left the group, there was an option, "prevent group members from adding you back"
[23:40:02] <Runaway1956> which seems really weird . . .
[23:41:17] <Runaway1956> If I find that I'm somehow added to groups without my knowledge, I'll close the damned account altogether - I use Facebook so little it's not worth any aggravation
[23:41:27] <SirFinkus> just do it
[23:41:39] <SirFinkus> to the extent you can
[23:41:45] <SirFinkus> they'll have a shadow profile of you anway
[23:42:25] <Runaway1956> Well - I do place a small value on knowing what kind of silly shit my sons are posting to Facebook - the only reason I have an account
[23:43:14] <Runaway1956> Well, the way to delete an account properly takes days - start changing and deleting data well in advance of actually closing it
[23:43:45] <SirFinkus> I've never had a faceboook page, but I have a shadow account
[23:44:00] <Runaway1956> That way, after a few updates, all their data is false anyway, so the shadow doesn't tell anyone anything
[23:44:14] <SirFinkus> nope, they got your entire social graph
[23:44:46] <SirFinkus> they mine contact info from phones, and use that and facial recognition in group photos to create shadow profiles for those without accounts
[23:44:47] <Runaway1956> yes, and no. Pretty much everything on my page is false information, from day one.
[23:44:56] <SirFinkus> nope, they got you
[23:45:08] <SirFinkus> there is no opting out
[23:46:03] <Runaway1956> and, that is what makes that discussion about censoring news feeds so important - they know EVERYONE
[23:47:42] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh, another "Man in Florida" joke - http://www.reuters.com
[23:47:43] <systemd> ^ 03Alligator bites off the arm of a Florida man fleeing police| Reuters ( http://www.reuters.com )