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[00:48:42] <takyon_> IT'S HAPPENING
[00:48:45] <takyon_> t r u m p
[00:48:53] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[00:48:54] <TransBotula> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Ted Cruz Suspends Campaign; Donald Trump the Likely Republican Nominee for U.S. President
[00:57:51] <Gravis> takyon: i do ponder, will the "/anyone/ but hillary" people stick to their guns and vote for trump? :D
[00:58:14] <takyon_> well
[00:58:22] <takyon_> CNN had a poll while this news was playing
[00:58:41] <takyon_> that said 30% of Bernie voters in Indiana would not support Hillary in November
[00:58:57] <takyon_> pretty substantial
[01:00:15] <Gravis> the question is if they will choose to support trump or if they just wont vote
[01:00:36] <Gravis> takyon: also, it's a poll by CNN, i don't put lots of stock in it
[01:01:24] <chromas> was it vote-by-twitter?
[01:01:52] <takyon_> I'm not sure if it was CNN or CBS
[01:02:33] <Gravis> meh, not a big difference
[01:03:02] <takyon_> you're right, either one is probably reliable
[01:03:12] <takyon_> stop being such a cynic
[01:04:10] <Gravis> takyon: besides, an online poll vs being at a voting booth and actually choosing between to evil choices is a different matter
[01:04:33] <Gravis> two*
[01:06:42] <Gravis> takyon: humans are funny animals because sometimes they lie and sometimes it's to themselves
[01:07:48] <takyon_> noboodddy careees
[01:07:51] <takyon_> trump 2016
[01:08:24] <chromas> hitler 2016
[01:08:30] <chromas> put an end to the pc police
[01:09:03] <Gravis> takyon: how exactly would "careees" sound if you said it aloud? i mean, how do you stress a silent letter?
[01:10:41] <takyon_> kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkairs
[01:10:48] <Gravis> lol
[01:11:21] <takyon_> true phonetic spelling
[01:13:02] <Gravis> i do ponder how people reconcile drumpf's blatant racism with themselves. i mean, are they also racist or what's the deal?
[01:13:39] <takyon_> Maybe they are racist, maybe they point out Trump's black friends.
[01:13:53] <takyon_> we'll have 6 months to find out
[01:13:53] * chromas looks for drumf racism
[01:14:47] * chromas doesn't find
[01:17:11] <takyon_> so should the trump sub be published?
[01:17:15] <takyon_> I
[01:17:24] <takyon_> 'm waiting for an editor to take it on
[01:20:21] chromas is now known as notepad
[01:20:24] <notepad> Yes, go for it
[01:20:30] <notepad> I'm an editor, so you can listen to me
[01:23:23] <takyon_> cool
[01:23:39] TransBotula is now known as emacs
[01:23:43] notepad is now known as vi
[01:24:56] <vi> well I'm looking at examples of trump's alleged racism but they're pretty weak
[01:31:56] <Gravis> i also ponder if the republican party is going to change it's rhetoric because of how their voters are clearly unhappy with them
[01:32:23] <Gravis> or if they are going to double down on the hate
[01:34:41] <takyon_> change 4 more hate
[01:34:52] <takyon_> or are you talking about a post-2016 loss scenario?
[01:35:17] <Gravis> any scenario
[01:35:54] <Gravis> the situation seems quite volatile
[01:43:15] <cmn32480> ~gday knuckleheads
[01:43:17] * exec literally embiggens black parking lot of windows registry keys with knuckleheads
[01:43:27] <Gravis> this could be a good learning experience for the American public about the dangers of psychopaths in society
[01:43:41] <cmn32480> nah
[01:43:44] <cmn32480> they won't listen
[01:44:01] <Gravis> cmn32480: fine... genocide it is. :/
[01:44:02] <cmn32480> they'll be stuck on the next iShiny, and who gives them the msot free shit
[01:44:34] <cmn32480> I hope there is an alternative in between....
[01:46:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec 2016
[01:47:26] <Gravis> cmn32480: sure... a new country with a smarter group of people :P
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[01:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you going Galt then?
[01:48:15] <cmn32480> Spacehip B, huh?
[01:48:27] <cmn32480> mass exodus to Sealand
[01:50:48] <Gravis> lol
[01:51:48] <cmn32480> "The tree of Liberty must occassionally be watered with the blodd of patriots and tyrants" - Somebody
[01:52:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> franklin, wasn't it?
[01:52:36] <cmn32480> one of them Founding Father types...
[01:52:41] <cmn32480> but I cna't remember which one
[01:53:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. that's why i generally vote for the worst possible candidate. to hasten the watering.
[01:53:54] <cmn32480> so... your flipping a coin in November to decide which way to go?
[01:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh no, hillary would be worse. hands down.
[01:54:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> she's as corrupt a politician as the office would have ever seen.
[01:54:29] <cmn32480> Breaking News: TheMightyBuzzard votes Democrat!
[01:54:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, i voted obama twice.
[01:55:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i am the ONLY citizen truly happy with his performance
[01:55:19] <cmn32480> #smake TheMightyBuzzard the whole damn dong
[01:55:19] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with the whole damn dong
[01:56:15] <cmn32480> he has moved us closer to revolution in 8 years than the previous 10 presidents, you mean?
[01:56:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> look at it this way. shit is going to get nothing but shittier until we clean house, either politically or via bloodshed. the quicker we get to the point where people are willing, the better.
[01:57:24] <cmn32480> I honestly have no real argument against that statement
[01:57:35] <cmn32480> nto even one that sounds valid to my own ears
[01:58:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm probably going to fuck around and not remember to register in TN by november though.
[01:58:35] <cmn32480> register now
[01:58:50] <cmn32480> I think you can do it online at the DMV website... Motor Voter or some shit
[01:59:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'd have to dig through my wallet and find out what address my last registration was at.
[01:59:39] <cmn32480> that reach to your back pocket is a big strain, eh?
[01:59:47] <takyon_> there's no point in me registering to vote
[01:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> that sifting through all the junk in it is.
[02:00:28] <cmn32480> George Costanza Syndrome....
[02:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i should have called in a prescription refill today but got distracted by shiny things.
[02:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, it's gonna be harder'n hell to vote clinton if i do register.
[02:03:00] <takyon_> it'll be really hard if the FBI indicts her and Bernie gets in that way
[02:03:05] <takyon_> it's his only chance
[02:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically, yeah.
[02:03:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> and no fucking way will any TLA even look crossways at her while BO is heading up the executive.
[02:04:36] <cmn32480> it is a shame that the TLA's are so political...
[02:04:45] <cmn32480> the FBI ought to be independent
[02:05:09] <vi> they probably would be if we'd quit sticking our noses in their business
[02:05:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean you or me try to fuck around and avoid the requirement to have our job emails be saved, we'd go to fucking prison.
[02:05:17] <vi> (which is sticking their noses in our business)
[02:06:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially if we when asked to produce said emails, cherry picked out the ones that wouldn't incriminate us and refused to turn over the rest.
[02:07:32] <cmn32480> instant FPMITA Prison
[02:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet zombie jesus, that's some quality corruption. both to do it and to tell the TLAs not to even look into it.
[02:07:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> gnod gnod
[02:08:28] <cmn32480> somebody will Snowden the investigation at some point
[02:08:29] <takyon_> BO is in his lame duck phase
[02:08:51] <takyon_> Trump should dedicate a team to pestering the FBI
[02:09:03] <vi> "gnod" sounds like an opendesktop affirmation
[02:10:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally, i'm torn between sanders and clinton as to who'd be the worst for the nation. sanders's policies would be worse but he approaches a true believer as much as any lying sack of shit politician can. clinton whoops his ass on sell her own mother for power though.
[02:12:25] <takyon_> the problem with judging sanders on his policies is that he needs to convince congress to pass them
[02:12:31] <takyon_> hillary is more dangerous as a centrist
[02:12:39] <takyon_> and a neoconservative hawk
[02:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> clinton? a neocon? ye gads that must have gotten redefined while i wasn't looking.
[02:13:22] <takyon_> here
[02:13:25] <takyon_> i'll get the cite
[02:13:39] <takyon_> http://www.nytimes.com
[02:13:40] <emacs> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[02:13:58] <takyon_> http://www.nytimes.com
[02:13:59] <emacs> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[02:14:37] <takyon_> let me try that again
[02:14:38] <takyon_> https://archive.is
[02:14:40] <emacs> ^ 03Are Neocons Getting Ready to Ally With Hillary Clinton? - NYTimes.com
[02:14:59] <takyon_> https://archive.is
[02:15:02] <emacs> ^ 03The Neocons vs. Donald Trump - The New York Times
[02:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, clinton not a neocon but she's the only one they can vote for if they wanna blow shit up. gotcha.
[02:15:17] <takyon_> she is a neoconservative
[02:15:40] <takyon_> all of her moves towards progressivism are fake, and she is ready to bomb shit
[02:15:53] <takyon_> Obama said Libya was the greatest mistake of his presidency
[02:16:00] <vi> she's not really a feminist?
[02:16:06] * vi was just raped by a mosquito
[02:16:13] <takyon_> who pushed for intervention in Libya and early intervention in Syria?
[02:16:17] <cmn32480> with a dick as big as hers? possible, but unlikely
[02:16:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> tha hell you say. there's nothing remotely Hannity-esque about her except her willingness to blow shit up compared to trump/sanders.
[02:17:09] <takyon_> on economics she will be quite right wing. on morality issues, it doesn't matter since the republican party is abandoning them
[02:17:31] <Gravis> takyon: who intervention in Libia? it was Ben Gazhi!
[02:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> good. morality should not be legislated.
[02:17:36] <Gravis> :D
[02:17:44] <cmn32480> on economics.. you mean shes at least as bought and sold as the rest of them
[02:18:03] <Gravis> who pushed*
[02:18:36] <Gravis> cmn32480: they all are with _rare_ exception
[02:19:02] <Gravis> cmn32480: sanders wasn't bought which is why they didn't like him
[02:19:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you been watching Mr Smith Goes to Washington again, ain't ya?
[02:19:06] <vi> I think that was implied in the statement
[02:19:25] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: no, this is the simple truth of it all
[02:19:53] <cmn32480> I think in part same problem with Trump
[02:20:37] <cmn32480> he's un-buyable...
[02:20:41] <cmn32480> relatively
[02:20:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, sanders isn't remotely uncorrupt. just looks that way compared to the rest of his buds.
[02:20:43] <Gravis> cmn32480: yes but the other part is he's a psychopath
[02:21:02] <cmn32480> gravis - there are trade offs in life
[02:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you should look up the words psychopath and sociopath. you do not know what they mean.
[02:21:26] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: really? perhaps you should read the DSM 5
[02:21:36] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: they are one in the same.
[02:21:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> pro tip: they do not mean "someone i vehemently disagree with"
[02:21:46] <vi> all the best leaders are sociopaths
[02:22:39] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you should learn about psychopaths. they are interesting people and the most destructive people on the planet
[02:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, DSM5 is a politicized pile of shit created to make insurance and medi* easier to bill.
[02:22:51] <Gravis> LOL
[02:23:16] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: do you even know what the DSM is?
[02:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you're on the crack. Well meaning people who think they're doing good are the most destructive things on the planet by FAR.
[02:23:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes.
[02:23:30] <vi> I thought the DSM was a secret
[02:23:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i know 4 is superior to 5 in every way.
[02:23:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: ok... which agency made it?
[02:24:19] <Gravis> googleing...
[02:24:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean fuck, they lumped EVERYTHING remotely related to autism into one diagnosis. every last flavor.
[02:24:51] <vi> Gravis: s/$.*e/bing/
[02:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> for, and they'll even tell you this, ease of billing.
[02:25:04] <vi> s/\$/\^/
[02:25:19] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: congratulations on proving you know jack shit about the DSM!
[02:25:58] <Gravis> The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition is the 2013 update to the American Psychiatric Association's classification and diagnostic tool.
[02:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> you really that clueless or just trying to wind me up again?
[02:26:53] * vi puts an sjw into tmb's coin slot
[02:27:02] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i'm not trying anything. you really don't know what you are talking about.
[02:27:10] * cmn32480 pulls tmb's string
[02:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> first: get a shrink. second: ask them what they think about the DSM V.
[02:27:24] * vi pulls the #trigger
[02:27:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> third: keep seeing the shrink cause you fucking need it.
[02:28:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, shouldn't you be working on that miraculous AI that's going to enable robots to do everything we could ever want so we can all lay about all day eating bon-bons?
[02:29:11] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: wait... are you a scientologist?
[02:29:11] <vi> I thought he was making a systemd replacement
[02:29:32] <takyon_> I smell a troll
[02:29:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been practicing the peggy bundy crossed legs leg bounce but it's difficult with testicles
[02:29:40] <takyon_> and I want bon-bons
[02:29:58] <Gravis> takyon: no, it's a legit question. they think psychiatry is like evil or something.
[02:30:11] <cmn32480> do they make lactose free bon-bons?
[02:30:11] <vi> TheMightyBuzzard: you need a cushion with your buttprint
[02:30:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, what part of version V is shit compared to version IV do you not get, chuckles?
[02:30:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> vi, and an athletic cup just in case
[02:31:43] <takyon_> GPLv2 vs. GPLv3... GO!
[02:31:50] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: well, either you didn't know what the DSM was or you are a scientologist.
[02:32:03] <vi> cc0 vs wtfpl
[02:32:04] <Gravis> possibly both but unlikely
[02:32:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you must listen to the words coming out of my fingers if you want to argue properly.
[02:32:32] <takyon_> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:32:33] <emacs> ^ 03Wiki: Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[02:33:35] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so tell me, what's superior to the DSM if the DSM is crap?
[02:33:57] <takyon_> holy shit
[02:33:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> wow, you are a clueless fuck, wot?
[02:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> reading comprehension. the roomie's 10yo has better than you and he's all adhd up in the house.
[02:34:44] <takyon_> he just told you about ten times that he supports using the DSM-IV, published from 1994-2000, rather than DSM-5, published in 2013+
[02:35:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, he's trying to get me angry. he's not a good enough troll to do it though.
[02:35:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> skillz. i got em. you ain't. neener neener.
[02:36:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, my penis is larger and has been enjoyed by more women.
[02:36:27] * vi offers tmb some scare quotes
[02:36:47] <cmn32480> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[02:36:47] <Bender> Added quote 719
[02:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> vi, just keep em away from the last word
[02:37:04] <cmn32480> if the rumors are to be believed, by more men as well
[02:37:47] <Subsentient> I'm going to fucking hang myself
[02:37:51] * vi stops by the morgue for a quickie
[02:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, only ones i'd go gay for are Nero and NCommander
[02:37:59] <Subsentient> Blow my brains on the fucking carpet
[02:38:12] <vi> Bender: grab TheMightyBuzzard
[02:38:12] <Bender> Added quote 720
[02:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, indecisive much?
[02:38:34] <Subsentient> Stick my head in the garbage disposal.
[02:38:36] <vi> he's gonna rig a trap that kills him 12 ways at once
[02:38:37] <cmn32480> Subsentient - put down plastic first... it's easier to clean up
[02:38:41] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: well gong by the DSM IV, psychopathy and sociopathy are both condensed into antisocial personality disorder
[02:38:47] <vi> or 16. behold the power of two!
[02:39:15] <vi> cmn32480: the object is to make a big mess
[02:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, see, now yer actually doing better! gotta bring yer a game if you wanna troll me. don't forget again.
[02:39:48] <vi> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
[02:39:48] <emacs> ^ 03How to kill yourself like a man.
[02:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> headbut a chainsaw
[02:40:00] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i'm not trolling you. trump is actually a psychopath.
[02:41:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd think holding your head over a trash can then shooting yourself would do it but you gotta account for the hole the bullet is gonna put in the trash can too.
[02:41:59] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:42:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, so is every progressive. they genuinely cannot tell right from wrong.
[02:42:31] <Subsentient> $500 credit card bill I'm being blamed for that I wasn't the one to spend, no time to work on my projects, friends trying to loop me into dubious ventures (without permission, possibly costing them thousands), mother might have had a mini-stroke....
[02:42:40] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that's not what psychopathy is.
[02:42:58] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you clearly don't know what you are talking about.
[02:43:04] <takyon_> I'm sorry Subsentient
[02:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> obviously. i'm not agreeing with you so i must not.
[02:43:26] <Subsentient> I'll have $10 after the bills clear.
[02:43:31] <Subsentient> Or it'll bounce.
[02:44:00] * Subsentient is smoking with a towel under his door because he can't take this
[02:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ten whole dollars?! ima come over and let you in on how much socialism sucks by averaging out what's in our wallets.
[02:44:10] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: no, you just accused "every progressive" of being a psychopath by implying they had behavior which doesn't match that of a person with psychopathy
[02:44:14] * Subsentient blows ash from his keyboard
[02:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, why are you still even talking about this? the point you're trying to argue was stated like an hour ago. i'm long past bored with both it and you.
[02:45:49] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: here's a decent documentary on psychopathy: https://www.youtube.com
[02:45:50] <emacs> ^ 03Psychopath BBC documentary Full Documentary - YouTube
[02:45:57] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: He calls everyone he doesn't like a psychopath and attacks everyone who disagrees with him. Don't give him the privilege of huffing your wet fart.
[02:46:14] <vi> aha!
[02:46:20] <vi> he has privilege! check it!
[02:46:50] <Subsentient> People like that make me feel like ripping their tongue out through their asshole.
[02:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, at this point i'm just playing with him.
[02:47:12] * cmn32480 hopes he doesn't get a hard on
[02:47:40] * TheMightyBuzzard checks vi's privilege. and his oil.
[02:47:41] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: well do yourself a favor and get educated on the subject. https://www.youtube.com
[02:47:55] <Gravis> it's not boring
[02:47:58] * vi puts his chin down
[02:48:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh youtube. bastion of education. fuck a bunch of that college shit, eh?
[02:48:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three New Earth-Like Planets Discovered Around an Ultra Cool Red Dwarf - http://sylnt.us - red-dwarfs-can-be-ultra-cool-too
[02:48:20] * Subsentient makes a dipstick joke
[02:48:45] <vi> sure, college has been taken over by progressive psychopaths
[02:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> good point
[02:49:15] <vi> at least youtube has thousands of videos debunking and mocking them
[02:49:27] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: willful ignorance only weakens your position
[02:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, i quit having a position over half an hour ago. i'm currently just mocking you.
[02:50:21] <Subsentient> As Gerbilius intended.
[02:50:41] <vi> if we had photos with articles like all the other sites, that last one could have a red dwarf with sunglasses on
[02:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy crap, it's bedtime + 50
[02:50:45] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that's fine. just educate yourself for your own knowledge.
[02:50:47] <vi> or a frame of the tv show
[02:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine then sleeps.
[02:51:59] <vi> serial tasking eh
[02:52:11] <vi> smoke while you sleep! also coffee while you sleep
[02:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't. i don't pee threads and i don't want to wash any forks.
[02:54:21] <vi> and I suppose you can't cthreads while your eyes are closed
[02:54:43] <Subsentient> pthreads.
[02:57:28] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[02:57:29] <emacs> ^ 03This is the quickest (and most insane) way to eat corn on the cob - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[02:58:18] <vi> wait what?
[02:58:30] <vi> the video's posted in 2016, but I saw that a few years ago
[02:58:35] <vi> repost! repost!
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[03:13:43] <Bytram> whereto? http://rss.computerworld.com
[03:13:44] <emacs> ^ 03FBI uses 5th-Amendment loophole to unlock iPhone of Bkhchadzhyan | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
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[03:49:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ted Cruz Suspends Campaign; Donald Trump the Likely Republican Nominee for U.S. President - http://sylnt.us - get-your-popcorn
[05:20:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Berlin to Host Second systemd Conference - http://sylnt.us - all-meeting-notes-will-be-open-access...-in-binary
[05:52:49] <vi> systemctl start conference
[05:52:51] <exec> 02trying to start conference...
[05:52:54] <exec> ...04failed! - use epoch instead: http://universe2.us
[06:16:10] <Gravis> ftw! https://soylentnews.org
[06:16:11] <emacs> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
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[10:25:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:25:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2533
[10:28:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:29:19] <vi> #smake MrPlow
[10:29:24] <vi> ##smake MrPlow
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[10:31:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh he's crashed.
[10:31:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> just had to time out cause he was in gdb and i wasn't killing him right yet.
[10:32:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> need to rewrite my caching system a bit.
[10:33:17] <vi> use redis
[10:34:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i ain't using a db, even an in memory db, to do what a simple doubly linked list can accomplish.
[10:35:11] <vi> but you could put the soylent db to use for once
[10:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nevar. mrplow will never get access to the soylent db. not even dev's.
[10:36:06] <vi> what about staff's?
[10:36:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. sides, i'd hafta build mysql capabilities into him for that. right now he uses sqlite for all his db needs.
[10:37:36] <vi> we need a storage bot for other bots to make use of :D
[10:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell ya what i need. i need to take my drugs and down half of this coffee.
[10:38:31] <vi> sorry, coffe don't come in halves
[10:38:39] <vi> down it all, then make some more
[10:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[10:42:26] <vi> makes your macro key more useful :)
[11:25:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin pain in the ass memory management
[11:25:47] <vi> switch to j++
[11:25:54] <vi> or f#
[11:26:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope. switching to vb6
[11:26:56] * vi steals tmb's vbrun600.dll
[11:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> may actually switch to rust though.
[11:28:01] <vi> have you researched its regexabilities?
[11:28:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, not using any regex in mrplow at the moment.
[11:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> just hope all the c libs i use can import
[11:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:31:16] <vi> maybe you won't even need 'em
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[12:04:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, yeah i think i will rewrite this beastie in rust
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[12:05:05] <vi> not go?
[12:05:21] <vi> you could have the first (for soylent) gobot
[12:06:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, rust is more bare metal but includes memory safety so you can't accidentally stomp all over another variable by running over the end of an array.
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[12:09:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, has built in hashes as well. save me having to reinvent the wheel.
[12:10:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not built in but in the standard library
[12:27:04] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:27:06] * exec irresponsibly pours an anvil of dollars for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:27:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[12:27:13] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:27:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2534
[12:27:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:27:20] * exec defiantly pairs a vial of null terminators with cmn32480
[12:30:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> bummer, no rust compiler in ubuntu 14.04 repos
[12:37:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... could build rust from source or alternately transfer the db over and run mrplow from my box
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[14:40:38] <SirFinkus> Webbyatwork [37/76] has challenged SirFinkus [130/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to Webbyatwork's clock.
[14:40:40] <SirFinkus> haha
[14:40:44] <SirFinkus> get completely REKT
[14:51:01] <Webbyatwork> yeah, that might be the 100 level difference ;-)
[14:51:07] <Webbyatwork> saying that, I fought myself earlier
[14:51:14] <SirFinkus> 900 level difference
[14:51:28] <Webbyatwork> <NerdRPG> Webbyatwork [7/10] has challenged Webweasel [0/5] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:15 is removed from Webbyatwork's clock.
[14:51:39] <SirFinkus> lol
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[15:37:46] <Runaway1956> Well - let's try this once, and see how it works.
[15:37:54] <Runaway1956> President Trump.
[15:38:10] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmm. Not good, but it doesn't grate to badly.
[15:38:41] <Runaway1956> Far better than President Shrillary. Now, THAT hurts like screeching fingernails on a chalkboard.
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[16:25:47] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[16:25:49] <exec> 07902
[16:26:23] <Runaway1956> Just saw that - we break 900 today
[16:38:45] <nick> http://www.reuters.com
[16:38:45] <emacs> ^ 03U.S. tells Pakistan it will have to fund F-16s itself| Reuters
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[19:51:31] <vi> I didn't a-steal a-that a-pasta, I was just a-hungry!
[19:58:44] <Subsentient> vi: Ah, so it's you chromas. :^D
[19:59:14] <vi> oh yeah
[19:59:23] <vi> I became an editor for a moment ;)
[19:59:26] vi is now known as vim
[19:59:29] <vim> that's better
[19:59:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> you're still an editor
[19:59:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> should have changed your name to emacs, then you'd be an operating system
[20:00:04] * vim notes that plain vi without the m is a piece of trash that should be tossed into the ocean
[20:00:14] <vim> someone already took it
[20:00:24] <vim> hm
[20:00:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah vi is kind of lame
[20:00:33] <vim> does emacs have service management?
[20:00:44] <vim> will it get that ability before systemd gets an editor?
[20:00:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> but useful to know the basics of use, since it's probably going to be installed on almost every *nix system you encounter
[20:01:04] <vim> perhaps there will be a merger
[20:01:52] <vim> I use vim sometimes, and it gets the jerb done
[20:01:58] <vim> what I really hate is ex
[20:02:04] * vim gets the hammer
[20:03:04] <vim> at least in arch, ex is installed by default for some reason, and it kinda acts like vi, except it randomly exits insertion mode and doesn't let me delete newlines
[20:03:26] <vim> and it's the default editor even though nano's installed
[20:06:18] * vim installs emacs
[20:07:42] * vim runs emacs; gets gui
[20:07:55] <vim> emacs--
[20:07:55] <Bender> karma - emacs: 89
[20:08:01] <vim> if I wanted a gui I'd run a real editor
[20:29:14] <Gravis> holy shit! https://youtu.be
[20:29:17] <emacs> ^ 03The Monospinner: a controllable flying vehicle with a single moving part - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[20:31:15] <SirFinkus> too clever
[20:31:24] <SirFinkus> I don't trust it
[20:31:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - White House Announces Workshops to Discuss Benefits and Risks of Artificial Intelligence - http://sylnt.us - synthetic-intelligence
[21:06:23] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,414
[22:02:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Driverless Cars Would Mean "a lot More Sex" Behind the Wheel - http://sylnt.us - speed-hump
[22:04:23] <crutchy> wtf!? it's a flying dildo? https://www.youtube.com
[22:04:25] <emacs> ^ 03Sprite: portable and rugged. A totally different drone. - YouTube
[22:06:11] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 ah cool. lemme know how i can help and i'll have a shot maybe tonight if you want. it's about 8am here now.
[22:55:25] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[22:55:26] <emacs> ^ 03Russian press conference invaded by flying dildo - YouTube
[22:55:27] <SirFinkus> ?
[22:57:37] <vim> aerodildonics
[23:28:30] <Gravis> lulz: https://www.youtube.com
[23:28:31] <emacs> ^ 03Sonic the Hedgehog - "Hurt" - YouTube
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