#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-30
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[00:00:00] <crutchy> as long as you're dont prancing around like a fairy thinking you're top shit and getting in front of the camera while the real legends are behind you making you famous
[00:00:02] <crutchy> :p
[00:00:03] <BeanisDaMenace> I did that, Fink. No shame.
[00:00:04] <SirFinkus> told you it was douchy
[00:00:13] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[00:00:14] <TransBotula> ^ 03Next Big Future: China continues building the Pan Asian High speed railway network
[00:00:20] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[00:00:20] <TransBotula> ^ 03Next Big Future: China lending Russia $6.2 billion for Russia's Moscow-Kazan high speed rail project
[00:00:27] <SirFinkus> I think I might just go with flamenco
[00:00:31] <BeanisDaMenace> I took a song off my "band" page because it had the word "wiggers" in it. For a bitch
[00:00:55] <BeanisDaMenace> crutchy, 3 out of the 4 members of Van Halen are douchebags.
[00:01:04] <SirFinkus> mine are usually more offensive in the "too much guitar" sense
[00:01:14] <takyon> https://fivethirtyeight.com
[00:01:15] <TransBotula> ^ 03Who Will Debunk The Debunkers? | FiveThirtyEight
[00:01:18] <BeanisDaMenace> The only one who wasn't was Mike Anthony, and he got kicked out so Eddie's son could play bass. Pissed me off to no end.
[00:01:25] <SirFinkus> I've actually had male cousins tell me that Graveyard was too heavy
[00:01:44] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:01:44] <TransBotula> ^ 03Panama Papers graph database cracked open for world+dog • The Register
[00:01:46] <BeanisDaMenace> No way, fink. IF it doesn't have niggers and beaners in it, women will eat it up.
[00:02:07] <SirFinkus> despite the name, they're actually a fairly mellow band imo https://www.youtube.com
[00:02:07] <TransBotula> ^✓ 03Graveyard - Uncomfortably Numb (lyrics) - YouTube
[00:02:14] <BeanisDaMenace> just let it play for a second, then skip past it and giggle sheepishly..."oh, that's a little heavy." let them make the call on it. They might like it.
[00:02:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 10 Nagware Interrupts Live TV Weather Forecast - http://sylnt.us - inconvenient-timing-for-a-new-os
[00:02:46] <SirFinkus> I had a MALE cousin tell me this was "too heavy"
[00:02:59] <SirFinkus> "that death metal shit" I believe was the term he used
[00:03:10] <BeanisDaMenace> Fink, play the shits
[00:03:18] <BeanisDaMenace> bitches love the slits. And it shows your feminine side
[00:03:27] <SirFinkus> lol
[00:03:31] <takyon> http://www.nextplatform.com
[00:03:32] <TransBotula> ^ 03Bolder Battle Lines Drawn At Extreme Scale Computing Borders
[00:03:42] <takyon> http://cms.marketplace.org
[00:03:43] <TransBotula> ^ 03Comcast to buy DreamWorks for more than $3 billion | Marketplace.org
[00:03:52] <BeanisDaMenace> Bitches love this one too
[00:03:53] <BeanisDaMenace> https://www.youtube.com
[00:03:53] <SirFinkus> I could go "talking woman blues", and take refuge in the fact that the singer is black, and it's old
[00:03:54] <TransBotula> ^ 03Mr. Epp and the calculations-Mohawk Man - YouTube
[00:03:59] <BeanisDaMenace> and it makes fun of them.
[00:04:14] <SirFinkus> we have a 2 hour car ride, I should just put dopesmoker on repeat
[00:04:29] <SirFinkus> get through it twice
[00:05:04] <BeanisDaMenace> Women like this song too:
[00:05:19] <BeanisDaMenace> https://www.youtube.com
[00:05:19] <TransBotula> ^ 03GG Allin - I Wanna Suck Your Cunt - YouTube
[00:05:49] <SirFinkus> I can't really stand the "I don't give a fuck" vocals of the former, the latter might work
[00:06:10] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:06:11] <TransBotula> ^ 03Revealed: The revolving door between Google and the US govt – in pictures • The Register
[00:06:17] <SirFinkus> I think "Suck my ass it smells" might be better though
[00:06:34] <BeanisDaMenace> Yeah, it poses some deep philosophical questions.
[00:06:41] <BeanisDaMenace> "Why, oh, why?!"
[00:07:54] <SirFinkus> oh fuck
[00:07:56] <SirFinkus> I forgot
[00:07:58] <SirFinkus> completely
[00:08:23] <SirFinkus> look what I found at my school http://i.imgur.com
[00:08:54] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:08:54] <TransBotula> ^ 03The EU wants you to log into YouTube using your state-issued ID card • The Register
[00:09:40] <takyon> that's some offer sirfinkus
[00:10:09] <SirFinkus> bag was full of mexican versions of chips
[00:10:18] <SirFinkus> I got some pretty awesome mexican doritos
[00:10:29] <takyon> dat safeway
[00:10:55] <SirFinkus> so he buys shit with his ebt card and leaves it in places around my town
[00:11:01] <SirFinkus> with similar notes
[00:11:40] <SirFinkus> obsessed with millennial pussy
[00:11:49] <SirFinkus> rants about ageism on facebook
[00:12:37] <SirFinkus> but really, he could probably get some 18-25 year olds if he wasn't homeless, retarded, and didn't give out creepy rape vibes
[00:12:55] <BeanisDaMenace> Yeech.
[00:13:00] <BeanisDaMenace> Ugly handwriting, too.
[00:13:23] <SirFinkus> chips were fucking delicious though
[00:13:37] <SirFinkus> chili lime doritos, except they were rolled up
[00:13:40] <BeanisDaMenace> Yeech, urban Washington.
[00:13:44] <SirFinkus> from mexico
[00:13:50] <SirFinkus> he's in spokane right now
[00:14:01] <BeanisDaMenace> Mexico does make good shit. Coke, for example.
[00:14:24] <SirFinkus> some troll said he was a hot girl and that he'd put him up in the best hotel in spokane and take him out to expensive dinners
[00:14:36] <SirFinkus> and that she was just waiting to #feelthewern
[00:14:49] <BeanisDaMenace> How do you know so much about some random bum, Fink?
[00:14:49] <SirFinkus> so he took a bus to spokane
[00:15:11] <SirFinkus> I googled him and found this https://kiwifar.ms
[00:15:12] <TransBotula> ^ 03Lucas Werner | Page 30 | Kiwi Farms
[00:15:58] <SirFinkus> https://kiwifar.ms should catch you up on the latest
[00:15:58] <TransBotula> ^ 03Lucas Werner | Page 30 | Kiwi Farms ( https://kiwifar.ms )
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[00:17:46] <SirFinkus> https://kiwifar.ms
[00:18:03] <SirFinkus> I just don't understand why women don't feel comfortable around him
[00:18:39] <BeanisDaMenace> Well, he has a point.
[00:19:29] <BeanisDaMenace> However hilarious it may be, haha.
[00:20:02] <BeanisDaMenace> Guess the fella just needs to be more smooth in his creepshotting
[00:21:58] <BeanisDaMenace> I know a guy like that.
[00:22:21] <SirFinkus> I think we all do, but werner is a special case
[00:22:43] <BeanisDaMenace> I can't speak for werner, but from my own experience I would surmise that Werner has mommy issues.
[00:22:50] <SirFinkus> I think most people like that just keep it to themselves, posting anonymous rants online
[00:23:07] <SirFinkus> putting bags with notes out is another thing
[00:23:37] <BeanisDaMenace> That's my judging criterium, bringing it into the real world.
[00:24:09] <SirFinkus> to be honest, I kind of used to be like that
[00:24:26] <SirFinkus> never really brought it out in public, but had those same attitudes
[00:25:57] <BeanisDaMenace> I was in an ethics class recently, and our text taught us that the internet should be considered the real world and that we should behave accordingly.
[00:26:10] <BeanisDaMenace> I don't believe that, and never will.
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[00:26:49] <SirFinkus> I suppose it's kind of true in some ways, people are more comfortably saying what they really think online
[00:27:00] <BeanisDaMenace> For every person believing that the internet is(or isn't) bullshit, there are billions of hucksters who believe otherwise.
[00:27:04] <SirFinkus> but it's so easy to become a part of specific community and think everyone thinks that way
[00:28:02] <SirFinkus> can't ban or ignore people in the real world
[00:28:45] <BeanisDaMenace> But what you say or do online can and does interfere with what one does in the real-world.
[00:28:59] <SirFinkus> of course
[00:29:16] <BeanisDaMenace> Idiots get into shit because they don't keep that in mind.
[00:29:18] <SirFinkus> breakaway ipa is shit
[00:29:21] <SirFinkus> taste like rubbing alcohol
[00:29:37] <BeanisDaMenace> They lose jobs, they don't get hired for jobs, they get arrested
[00:29:48] <BeanisDaMenace> Clowns seeking vanity.
[00:30:12] <SirFinkus> I don't like the whole "getting fired for shit I tweeted" thing
[00:30:55] <BeanisDaMenace> The question is, where can one go, to voice their honest opinion and not necessarily act on it, and not suffer any negative consequences?
[00:31:20] <SirFinkus> that's why I think anonymity is so important for free speech
[00:31:31] <BeanisDaMenace> That's what I argued in my Ethics class.
[00:32:34] <BeanisDaMenace> Especially because the so-called "tolerant" ones have fostered intolerance of beliefs which contradict their own....especially in academia.
[00:32:55] <SirFinkus> I'm probably taking ethics next quarter because they offer it during the summer
[00:33:05] <SirFinkus> I look forward to it
[00:33:08] <BeanisDaMenace> Fortunately, common-sense prevails in the real-world. Behold!
[00:33:13] <BeanisDaMenace> http://www.columbiatribune.com
[00:33:14] <TransBotula> ^ 03MU faces 'financial crisis' of lost enrollment and state support, official says - Columbia Daily Tribune | Columbia Missouri: Politics
[00:33:42] <SirFinkus> if that argument ever comes up, I plan on bringing up interracial marriage
[00:34:05] <SirFinkus> which back in "the day" would be as offensive as suggesting people should be able to marry animals today
[00:34:34] <SirFinkus> "triggered" the fuck out of people
[00:35:30] <BeanisDaMenace> people are animals, and dogs don't talk back
[00:35:32] <BeanisDaMenace> Bahahahaha
[00:35:49] <SirFinkus> you need oven mitts and duct tape though BeanisDaMenace
[00:36:02] <SirFinkus> otherwise you'll get scratched by the dew claws
[00:36:24] <BeanisDaMenace> And if you're gay you need to be prepared to fight a pitbull to the death
[00:36:39] <BeanisDaMenace> a MALE pitbull
[00:36:48] <SirFinkus> top or bottom?
[00:39:05] <Subsentient> BeanisDaMenace: derp
[00:39:16] <Subsentient> ~gday BeanisDaMenace
[00:39:18] * exec single-candidly sodomizes a caravan of CentOS with BeanisDaMenace
[00:39:40] <SirFinkus> of course you'd show up at the dog fucking part
[00:39:43] * BeanisDaMenace beats subsentient over the head with a spotted horse dildo
[00:39:55] <Subsentient> harder daddy
[00:40:23] <BeanisDaMenace> >> fetlife
[00:42:05] <BeanisDaMenace> Fink, I don't own pets so I don't know, but from what I understand you need to bring the dawgs around to see which is the alpha.
[00:42:21] <BeanisDaMenace> I've been leg-humped by dyke boxers
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[01:49:37] <Deucalion> sup fruitcakes?
[01:56:48] <SirFinkus> haven't seen you in a while Deucalion, probably more me than you though
[01:57:47] <Deucalion> Call it evens. I've not been on for a while. Life intervened.
[01:59:25] <SirFinkus> shit happens
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[02:00:31] <Bytram|away> exit
[02:04:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Declares Cortana Search box as Bing- and Edge-Only Turf - http://sylnt.us - get-off-my-lawn!
[02:05:07] <Deucalion> You can "exit" any time you like, But you can never leave! There's plenty of room at the Hotel California :D
[02:24:17] <Subsentient> Deucalion: How many felched cat rectums does it take to puke the gerbil intestines?
[02:54:58] <Gravis> arguing with a Netflix employeed over the EME and this is a quality line i used: Will Netflix be the ones paying to port Playready 3.0 CDM to Linux for PPC64 or should people just start pirating 4K content that they aren't allowed to have?
[02:55:40] <Gravis> oh man... the black and white fallacy is a winner. ;)
[03:39:47] <chromas> racist
[03:48:00] <takyon> you were arguing with a netflix employee?
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[04:02:48] <Gravis> takyon: yeah, the are all employees of Microsoft, Netflix and Google
[04:02:56] <Gravis> they*
[04:05:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Looking for True Intelligence: Study Shows that Slime Molds can Learn - http://sylnt.us - Pavlov
[04:48:30] <Gravis> takyon: oh yeah... and a guy from adobe. they made the first CDM deally
[05:19:16] <chromas> nothin' wrong with drm if it's implemented by adobe
[05:19:59] * chromas imagines 5 new cracks per day
[05:36:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why the Arabs do not want us in Syria - Robert F. Kennedy Jr - http://sylnt.us - actions-have-consequences
[06:23:18] <chromas> from the rape dept
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[07:45:31] <Niggers> Those gottamn niggas.
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[10:25:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:25:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2514
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[10:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy_
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[11:03:00] <crutchy_> g'day
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[11:09:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> how goes stuff n things?
[11:17:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i really should fix the Most Recent Journal Entries box to be sorted by date. the journals rss feed as well.
[11:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am not, however, going to do that today.
[11:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, it's winders vidya time. see yall after while.
[12:18:33] <Gravis> 51 day uptime! \o/
[12:22:49] <crutchy> not for a server i hope
[12:42:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 95 Running on an Apple Watch [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - ui-upgrade || Google Attempts Patent of Injectable Eyeball Computer - http://sylnt.us - inject-into-remaining-eye
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[14:39:19] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,414
[14:42:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you haven't updated your kernel in almost two months?
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[14:43:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rovi Agrees to buy TiVo for $1.1B - http://sylnt.us - watching-you-watching-TV
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[15:56:17] <Runaway1956> !weather
[15:57:05] <Runaway1956> Weather for your area includes thunderstorms, tornadoes, flash floods, floods, downed trees, fools in ditches, and power outages until further notice
[15:57:15] <Runaway1956> ~weather
[15:57:17] <exec> 10Dallas, TX, USA - currently 65°F / 18°C, cloudy, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 80% - Saturday partly cloudy (59°F:80°F / 15°C:27°C), Sunday sunny (58°F:78°F / 14°C:26°C), Monday scattered showers (53°F:70°F / 12°C:21°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (53°F:75°F / 12°C:24°C)
[15:58:34] <Runaway1956> Thanks to the weather, I've just had a hellacious night at work, I'm beat, I've got my computers online again, and I'm headed for bed.
[16:09:52] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[16:09:53] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 50°F / 10°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 0 mph, humidity 83% - Saturday sunny (41°F:69°F / 5°C:21°C), Sunday sunny (47°F:79°F / 8°C:26°C), Monday sunny (50°F:87°F / 10°C:31°C), Tuesday scattered showers (49°F:72°F / 9°C:22°C)
[16:09:57] <SirFinkus> jealous?
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[16:39:08] <DrunkenBum> Man, I'm wasted.
[16:39:18] <DrunkenBum> I drank 3 huge bottles of wine last night.
[16:39:54] <DrunkenBum> NIGGERS.
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[16:42:22] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO - https://soylentnews.org
[16:42:23] <TransBotula> ^ 03SN Submission by Pepper-0: Submitting change needed
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[18:22:30] <Scientist> I'm a scientist.
[18:22:43] <Scientist> What do you all think about this. Does it help or hurt their cause?
[18:22:43] <Scientist> http://www.zerohedge.com
[18:22:44] <TransBotula> ^ 03The Full Story Behind Bloomberg's Attempt To "Unmask" Zero Hedge | Zero Hedge
[18:24:33] <Scientist> The reason why I'm asking is because some people could have interpreted ZH's response as "apologetic"
[18:25:18] <Scientist> If the staff writer was a nut, then why dedicate that much effort to explaining the nut?
[18:26:04] <Scientist> Just explain that the guy was a nut and give him as few words as possible.
[18:26:20] <Scientist> Do him, and your organization, a favor.
[18:27:45] <Scientist> ZeroHedge made a mistake in dedicating so much wordspace to that. It makes them look guilty.
[18:29:04] <Scientist> To quote Hannibal Lecter, it reeks of the "random elaboration of a bad liar" although that's not a fair assessment...
[18:30:18] <Scientist> I am not calling ZeroHedge bad liars. I am stating, simply, that they overreacted to the Bloomberg story to such a degree to diminish their credibility.
[18:31:02] <Scientist> It reeks of the person-level drama that women crave. Women are stupid and should not be entrusted.
[18:33:12] <Scientist> If I were to advise ZeroHedge, I would say, "Ditch the drama and stay professional."
[18:35:44] <Scientist> But - in an organization consisting of few opinionated people, these things will happen.
[18:35:45] <Scientist> Now, let's DRINK!!!!
[18:38:43] <Scientist> NIGGERS! PISSING! BACK ALLEYS!
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[18:42:24] <Scientist> Don't let the Jews fuck with you, crutchy.
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[18:44:11] <Subsentient> Scientist: Hi! Can I get you a chunky puke sundae?
[18:44:49] <Scientist> I'm going to shit in the mouth of anybody who offers me an offer.
[18:45:09] <Subsentient> Mmm, fudge
[18:45:16] <Subsentient> Fudge for your sundae!
[18:46:01] <Scientist> I'm going to shit in your mouth, son.
[18:46:22] * Scientist *Blat!*
[18:46:44] <Subsentient> Mmm, creamy with a hint of corn...
[18:46:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Exits the Smartphone SoC Business With Broxton and SoFIA Cancellation - http://sylnt.us - shrinking-opportunities
[18:48:14] <Scientist> Goddamn Intel Jews.
[18:48:36] <Scientist> "MUH INTEL DEY WONT BE SNIFFIN MUH BITS"
[19:11:54] <Scientist> Fuck these goddamn niggers.
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[19:23:19] <Scientist> Man, I am fucked up Broughams.
[19:23:36] <Scientist> ready to MUH DIK a fat chick
[19:23:58] <Scientist> Life is good.
[19:27:23] <Scientist> I'm going to hold a gun to my head
[19:27:23] <Scientist> I'm gonna DO IT
[19:27:23] <Scientist> BLAM
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[19:32:41] <Scientist> https://www.youtube.com
[19:32:42] <TransBotula> ^✓ 03Conspiracy Theory Rock By Robert Smigel - YouTube
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[19:35:18] <Scientist> gotdammit \
[19:36:15] <SirFinkus> I take it you still had more wine left
[19:37:16] <Scientist> I got mad wine left.
[19:37:35] <Scientist> And, more Jew assholes.
[19:38:04] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[19:38:06] <TransBotula> ^ 03David Lee Roth - Just A Gigolo - YouTube
[19:40:38] <Scientist> and a fat girl who wants my nut dumped in her.
[19:40:38] <Scientist> UUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[19:40:38] <Scientist> HHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
[19:40:38] <Scientist> NUT NTU NUT NUT
[20:01:45] <Subsentient> Scientist: Don't stick your dick in crazy
[20:02:36] <Subsentient> Scientist: Glad you
[20:02:37] <Subsentient> are here
[20:02:48] <Subsentient> sure makes this channel more interestingf
[20:05:29] <Subsentient> Scientist: Don't knock up fat chicks.
[20:05:38] <Subsentient> $burrito Scientist
[20:05:38] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Scientist
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[20:06:52] <Subsentient> Scientist: Really, don't do it, child support, much of which will go for her twinkies.
[20:07:00] <Subsentient> She'll probably stuff a twinkie up her twinkie.
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[21:27:45] <Scientist> FUCK OFF SOD
[21:34:52] <Scientist> I'm going to ram a twinkine so far up your ass you'll fugettaboutit
[21:34:59] <Scientist> https://www.youtube.com
[21:34:59] <TransBotula> ^✓ 03Sheila E and The E Family - YouTube
[21:42:01] <Scientist> Man, I'm drunk
[21:42:10] <SirFinkus> ha in the same ballpark of what I was listening to
[21:42:12] * SirFinkus is listening to Fishbone — Mighty Long Way, from the album Truth And Soul
[21:42:20] <Scientist> Fishbone rocks.
[21:42:32] <Scientist> Love listeninging to those fuckerhers
[21:42:43] <SirFinkus> I don't remember this song, I must not have heard it in a while
[21:42:47] <SirFinkus> it's fucking awesome
[21:42:57] <Scientist> Your brain is fucked, that's why
[21:43:22] <SirFinkus> sober a judge atm
[21:43:31] <Scientist> fuck sobriety.
[21:43:43] <Scientist> only niggers are soiber.
[21:43:53] <SirFinkus> I gotta drive in a bit, and sobriety is handy for that
[21:45:20] <Scientist> I'm jacking off to shiela E. 's thick boobs
[21:45:27] <Scientist> https://www.youtube.com
[21:45:27] <TransBotula> ^✓ 03Sheila E and The E Family - YouTube
[21:45:39] <SirFinkus> my uncle is coming over to give him honest feedback on his homebrewed ipa
[21:45:50] <Scientist> Fucking Seattle fucks.
[21:45:52] <SirFinkus> err, I'm going to his house
[21:46:13] <Scientist> I'd like to sock you bastard-asses.
[21:46:29] <SirFinkus> good luck, we have liberal gun laws
[21:46:59] <Scientist> The only good thing about rural Warshington....
[21:48:00] <Scientist> It is a good place. Had my first kiss there.
[21:48:12] <SirFinkus> who was he?
[21:48:47] <Scientist> His name was Amber Somer.
[21:48:52] <Scientist> She lived in a 3-story castle in Twisp.
[21:49:35] <Scientist> First place I smoked pot, too.
[21:49:36] <Scientist> Let's see if I can track her down.
[21:50:10] <SirFinkus> that'll end well
[21:50:37] <Scientist> Well, I don't live there.
[21:50:59] <Scientist> 'But those good memories fostered a love for rural Washington.
[21:51:19] <SirFinkus> rural washington was the first place I masturbated outdoors
[21:51:26] <Scientist> Awesome state.
[21:51:33] <SirFinkus> so I have good memories too
[21:51:50] <Scientist> so long as you stay outside of the urban areas.
[21:52:22] <SirFinkus> that's not as fun though
[21:52:36] <SirFinkus> but urban outdoor masturbation isn't something a novice should start with
[21:52:51] <SirFinkus> that requires skill and experience
[21:53:28] <Scientist> Fink, I know dudes who jack off, publickly, in Lake Arrowhead
[21:53:36] <Scientist> and on Jungfrau lane,
[21:54:27] <Scientist> I've seen them do it myself. Those nasty motherfuckers.
[21:54:37] <SirFinkus> yeah, I bet you watched
[21:54:51] <Scientist> I'm no homo, you sick freak.
[21:55:04] * SirFinkus kneads dick
[21:56:55] <Scientist> Goddamn dick-kneaders.
[21:59:15] <Scientist> Shiela E makes me knead muh dik
[21:59:56] <Scientist> 'I love shiela E. Prince did, too.
[22:02:32] <Scientist> Prince, before he died, professed his love to Shiela E.
[22:03:29] <Scientist> And, thus, so will I.
[22:03:29] <Scientist> SHiela E is the most beautiful woman in the world.
[22:03:56] <Scientist> https://www.youtube.com
[22:03:56] <TransBotula> ^✓ 03Sheila E and The E Family - YouTube
[22:04:30] <SirFinkus> has she blocked you on twitter yet?
[22:05:08] <Scientist> Yup. I don't care.
[22:07:47] <Scientist> Here's one where she has thick breasts.
[22:07:49] <Scientist> https://www.youtube.com
[22:07:49] <TransBotula> ^✓ 03Sheila E and The E Family - YouTube
[22:08:01] <Scientist> O' she's so beautiful.
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[22:19:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why the Arabs Do Not Want Us in Syria - Robert F. Kennedy Jr - http://sylnt.us - actions-have-consequences
[22:19:49] <NigNog> FUCK the Arabs.
[22:19:52] <NigNog> Kill them all.
[22:20:59] * cmn32480 thinks he will let Windows update to Windwos 10
[22:21:46] <cmn32480> just to see what all the fuss is about
[22:22:44] <NigNog> https://www.youtube.com
[22:22:45] <TransBotula> ^ 03Metal Gear Solid 4 - Final Boss - YouTube
[22:29:44] <NigNog> https://www.youtube.com
[22:29:44] <TransBotula> ^✓* 03Metal Gear Solid 4 - Final Boss - YouTube
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[23:50:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Map "Semantic Atlas" for the Brain - http://sylnt.us - does-it-give-directions
[23:51:17] <SirFinkus> sounds like a good idea cmn32480
[23:51:22] <SirFinkus> what could possibly go wrong?