#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-26
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[00:19:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swiss Alps Cheesemaking Traced Back to the Iron Age - http://sylnt.us - say-cheese
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[00:23:33] <cmn32480> Fuck this place right in the ear
[00:23:37] <cmn32480> ym job
[00:23:40] <cmn32480> not #soylent
[00:23:48] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[00:23:50] * exec retroactively ships a cheap plastic cup of coins with #soylent
[00:23:57] <cmn32480> ~gnight # soylent
[00:23:59] * exec democratically culturally appropriates a loaded diaper of ice cream from #
[00:24:01] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[00:24:02] <chromas> A new meaning for giving them an earful
[00:24:04] * exec clumsily hangs a trigger warning sign about black parking lot of nerd-celebrity nudes on #soylent
[00:24:18] <cmn32480> been here since 5am
[00:24:19] <cmn32480> ~tiem
[00:24:20] <BadCoderFinger> cmn32480: That sounds unpleasant.
[00:24:24] <cmn32480> ~time
[00:24:26] <exec> Monday, 25 April 2016 @ 8:24 pm EDT - Baltimore, MD, USA
[00:24:38] <cmn32480> like I said.. fuck this place right in the ear
[00:25:29] <cmn32480> BadCoderFinger: it is
[00:25:37] <cmn32480> now I go home... eat cold dinner
[00:25:57] <chromas> heat it up in your new box
[00:26:32] <cmn32480> good plan
[00:26:46] * cmn32480 doubts the wife wants dinner palced quite in that particular place
[00:27:51] <chromas> taco tuesday
[00:32:02] <Gravis> LOL "Our most powerful cyberbombs can level entire GeoCities."
[00:39:44] <chromas> We'll send giant Tripods to rein Angelfire upon them
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[01:23:04] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[01:23:06] <exec> 071001
[01:23:35] <Runaway1956> Here we are, boys and girls - we're on page ten by morning
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[01:50:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astroturfing is Psychological Warfare - http://sylnt.us - just-my-hundred-million-cents
[02:02:28] <chromas> feminism too. damn russians
[02:02:52] <chromas> s/u.*n/ed/
[02:02:54] <exec> <chromas> feminism too. damn reds
[02:13:05] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[02:13:07] <exec> 071000
[02:23:58] <SirFinkus> awwwwww shit
[02:24:02] <SirFinkus> didn't even finish the article
[02:26:04] <cmn32480> if I have to go to a customer site and figure out which one is the dubmest guy in the plant... could that be considered fishing for fucktards?
[02:26:29] <cmn32480> s/fishing/fooshing/
[02:26:31] <exec> <cmn32480> if I have to go to a customer site and figure out which one is the dubmest guy in the plant... could that be considered fooshing for fucktards?
[02:26:41] <chromas> fooshtards
[02:26:43] <chromas> fucking
[02:26:52] <chromas> you should definitely be doing that
[02:27:56] <cmn32480> then I'll stop editing for the night and go
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[02:43:57] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[02:43:59] * exec emphatically postulates a pair of smoked salmon towards #Soylent
[02:44:03] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[02:44:05] * exec clumsily terrorizes a sweaty armpit of dust with #Soylent
[02:58:18] <Bytram> !uid
[02:58:19] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6218, owned by Shazburg
[02:58:37] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:58:39] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 53°F, cloudy, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 65% - Monday scattered showers (43°F:57°F), Tuesday rain (37°F:44°F), Wednesday sunny (38°F:59°F), Thursday partly cloudy (41°F:56°F)
[02:58:44] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:58:45] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 47°F, cloudy, wind N at 10 mph, humidity 28% - Monday cloudy (35°F:60°F), Tuesday rain and snow (32°F:40°F), Wednesday sunny (32°F:53°F), Thursday mostly sunny (34°F:54°F)
[02:58:48] <Bytram> ~weather presque
[02:58:50] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[02:58:53] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[02:58:55] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 28°F, clear, wind NW at 9 mph, humidity 54% - Monday clear (20°F:41°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (22°F:46°F), Wednesday mostly cloudy (22°F:42°F), Thursday cloudy (24°F:45°F)
[03:21:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Liquid-Metal Particles Could be Used for Heat-Free Soldering - http://sylnt.us - chip-on-the-old-block
[03:36:19] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:44:26] * SirFinkus is procrastinating polishing his turd of an essay
[03:53:20] <chromas> turn it into a poem
[03:53:33] * chromas hands SirFinkus a bag of rhymes
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[05:23:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sneaky Sales and Pricing Practices Online - http://sylnt.us - sourceforge-was-guilty-of-this
[06:42:28] <SirFinkus> turds are hard to polish
[06:42:35] <SirFinkus> they just get smaller and smaller
[06:54:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Charter Communications Merger With Time Warner Cable Approved, With Conditions - http://sylnt.us - too-big-to-fail
[07:06:57] <chromas> noooooooooooo
[07:11:58] * SirFinkus yawns
[07:11:58] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into SirFinkus's gaping mouth
[07:11:58] * testbot flips a Skittle into SirFinkus's gaping mouth
[07:12:05] <SirFinkus> piss mixing with shit
[07:12:23] <SirFinkus> they have local monopolies anyway
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[07:40:12] <crutchy> ~link folding
[07:40:14] <exec> ├─ folding@home => http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[07:40:14] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[07:41:00] <crutchy> ~link folding@home_stats http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[07:41:02] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[07:41:24] <crutchy> definitely got my work poota folding atm
[07:41:36] <crutchy> disabled the idle thing and just set it full
[07:48:17] <SirFinkus> GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WORD
[07:48:26] <SirFinkus> DO THOSE LOOK LIKE 1" FUCKING MARGINS?
[07:50:13] <SirFinkus> I live 2 hours from ms hq
[07:50:28] <SirFinkus> I swear to fucking god one of these days I'm just gonna fucking do it
[07:55:14] <crutchy> send them a letter written by clippy?
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[07:57:05] <SirFinkus> OF FUCKING COURSE
[07:57:13] <SirFinkus> GOD DAMN PRINTER IS OUT OF GOD DAMN INK
[07:58:33] <SirFinkus> 9/11 ON MICROSOFT
[07:58:40] <SirFinkus> 9/11 ON PRINTERS
[07:58:59] <crutchy> why would you waste a perfectly good plane on that?
[07:59:00] <SirFinkus> IT'S A 2 HOUR DRIVE, BUT IT'S A SHORT FLIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
[07:59:48] <crutchy> its probably stallman's fault
[08:00:01] * crutchy blames the cheese
[08:00:20] <SirFinkus> but seriously
[08:00:22] <SirFinkus> fucking
[08:00:28] <SirFinkus> I set the fucking margins to 1 inch
[08:00:33] <SirFinkus> what the fuck does it do?
[08:01:13] <SirFinkus> when I print it, it prints with 1.5 inch margins, and shrinks the text for some retarded reason
[08:01:32] <crutchy> did you specify merican inch? it might have set it to european inch, or african
[08:02:16] * SirFinkus begins filling molotovs
[08:02:28] <SirFinkus> oh, so here's the fun part
[08:02:42] <SirFinkus> "oh sirfinkus, you've got some fucked up printer settings or something"
[08:03:01] <crutchy> dont do that. they'll mistake you for a black lives matter protester
[08:03:42] <crutchy> and start forcing print settings to be politically correct
[08:03:48] <SirFinkus> so to check that, I export it as a PDF and it still does its retarded thing before saving it
[08:03:55] <SirFinkus> NO fucking excuse
[08:04:23] <SirFinkus> I thought we solved the WYSIWYG thing with the alto
[08:04:31] <crutchy> you're probably holding it wrong
[08:04:52] <SirFinkus> luckily, I know how to hold a rifle correctly
[08:05:37] <crutchy> i've never used a rifle
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[08:06:44] * crutchy watched the first episode of the original voltron last night
[08:06:52] <crutchy> it was extremely awesome
[08:22:51] <Gravis> SirFinkus: do what? walk to ms hq and thank them for the great software?
[08:22:59] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i'm sure they would like that
[08:27:36] <JamesNZ> SirFinkus: Now now, don't throw a tantrum.
[08:30:02] <crutchy> yeah Gravis that's just going to the extreme
[08:30:25] <crutchy> at least sending a clippy letter won't draw the attention of authorities... or will it?
[08:31:09] <crutchy> if you go there in person and thank them they'll probably assume you work for apple, or that you are new to planet earth
[08:55:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Body Armor With Sensors to Enable Full Contact Martial Arts Competitions With Weapons - http://sylnt.us - don't-miss
[09:30:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:30:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2502
[09:36:33] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:36:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2503
[09:41:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i know i'm early but it's five o'clock somewhere
[10:05:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##seen *sd.sd.
[10:05:55] <testbot> [2016-04-25 05:10:58] #Soylent <Teledildonics> May peace be upon you. But, failing that, fuck the scum.
[10:07:11] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:07:13] * exec retroactively embiggens a tube of windows 98 with TheMightyBuzzard
[10:07:17] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[10:07:19] * exec figuratively pukes a freedom sandwich of murcan freedum! on crutchy
[10:08:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480 a cup of coffee++
[10:08:10] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a cup of coffee++
[10:08:37] * cmn32480 dreams of the day that they invent the coffee IV
[10:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm sticking with coffee I
[10:09:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it ain't broke, don't fix it
[10:09:29] <cmn32480> lol
[10:09:31] <cmn32480> good point
[10:09:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i am interested in seeing what improvements hit coffee II, III, and IV
[10:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> and especially coffee V. i mean SW V was easily the best installment
[10:13:39] <chromas> I has jar jar beans
[10:14:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but you get to grind them up into itty bitty bits
[10:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, hrm, this is a thing: https://www.kickstarter.com
[10:15:11] <TransBotula> ^ 03BLACKROOM: A New FPS from Romero Carmack by Night Work Games USA LLC —Kickstarter
[10:18:11] <crutchy> cmn32480, cos coffee III is out of date?
[10:18:38] <crutchy> oh wat!? tmb beat me to the dry humor :p
[10:19:01] * crutchy is out of date
[10:19:10] * TheMightyBuzzard can always be relied upon for a SW or ST reference
[10:19:14] <cmn32480> your married.. you don't have to date anymore
[10:19:27] <crutchy> thank crapness for that
[10:19:33] <crutchy> dating is hard
[10:19:41] <cmn32480> AMEN
[10:19:44] <cmn32480> right there with you
[10:19:49] <crutchy> you have to like... do stuff n shit
[10:19:51] <cmn32480> dating is almost worse than having kids
[10:20:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> dating is that annoying stuff you had to do as a kid. as an adult you should have amassed a fair stable of booty calls.
[10:20:53] <cmn32480> if by fair stable, you mean 1 ('cuz we are married, but not to each other)
[10:21:11] <crutchy> nah i'm glad i get to wake up to someone familiar, rather than 'errgh!! wtf happened last night?!'
[10:21:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta keep an extra or three around. what happens if she gets hit by a meteor?
[10:22:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, i think you misunderstand the booty call. she comes over, has sex with you, then goes home. if she lingers over an hour you are well within your rights to call a foul.
[10:23:33] <crutchy> oh that sorta booty call
[10:23:41] <crutchy> yeah those are dangerous
[10:24:08] <crutchy> chances are you're pounding slops
[10:24:18] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - that's a hooker if you pay for it
[10:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, you ALWAYS pay for it
[10:25:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you're pounding slops married too. they're just your own.
[10:25:07] <crutchy> lol
[10:26:02] <crutchy> i can only dream of such a life
[10:26:21] <crutchy> to be pounding my own slops implies having sex at least semi regularly :p
[10:26:45] <cmn32480> ^^^^^DING DING DING DING DING
[10:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a beautiful thing to get wild monkey sex and the person you had it with not bitch about you not having done the dishes recently
[10:27:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Almost Nothing About the "Apple Harvests Gold From iPhones" Story Is True - http://sylnt.us - bad-reporting
[10:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> in fact, last booty call actually did my dishes beforehand
[10:27:55] <crutchy> mine fed me pancakes tonight :D
[10:28:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i teared up a bit, i'm not ashamed to say
[10:28:11] <crutchy> careful dude. its a trap!
[10:28:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, well that is an argument in favor of having a regular arrangement. now if you could just get her to go home in the evening.
[10:28:50] <cmn32480> and on that note... I gotta run to a customer site... w/ a little luck I'll be back later.. if not... oh well
[10:29:02] <cmn32480> she IS home
[10:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp, ttyl
[10:29:08] <cmn32480> see ya kids
[10:29:10] <crutchy> good luck mate
[10:29:15] <cmn32480> take all I can get
[10:29:35] <crutchy> i so get what you mean :p
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[11:07:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke, three stories subbed. i've done sitely my bit for the day.
[11:57:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, time to break out a phillips head and possibly the soldering iron.
[11:58:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Highest Paying Companies in the US - http://sylnt.us - SoylentNews-is-number-26
[12:05:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> ah shit
[12:05:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> a software guy with a soldering iron?
[12:05:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's the second most dangerous thing in computers
[12:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, i started out with a soldering iron before i ever did software
[12:12:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> a soldering iron will not, however, fix a pcb that's been broken in half, which is what the problem turned out to be.
[12:13:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is an extremely simple pcb though, so the guy i was looking at it for can probably get the local CB radio shop to cook him up a new one and attach the bits to it.
[12:14:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess that means you already know what the most dangerous thing in computers is, because you used to be it.
[12:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't do pcb etching. never learned. i never cook anything up that requires more than perf board.
[12:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, so yer saying i shouldn't have replaced a burnt cap to fix a vid card that went out on me one time?
[12:17:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> You do what you want, IDGAF.
[12:18:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> but I'm still going to consider the two most dangerous things in computers to be a software guy with a soldering iron and a hardware guy with code.
[12:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing. my desktops generally end up being customized in both hardware and software.
[12:19:34] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[12:19:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> I build my own desktops but don't extensively modify them...basically, with modern components, if it requires a soldering iron, I'm not bothering with it on my main box.
[12:20:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wonder if i could fit mrplow on a microcontroller...
[12:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i don't monkey with the standard components mostly. did add a 24VDC rail to a PS once to overvolt my fans but mostly i use external power supplies for add-ons nowadays.
[12:35:20] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, if you can fit and entire linux distro on a uc, then you should have no probs running mrplow :p
[12:35:54] <crutchy> maybe a dsl install
[12:37:00] <crutchy> or put it on an old router
[12:37:16] <crutchy> that's probably easier
[12:37:27] <crutchy> or a rooted phone
[12:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i'll prolly just put it on the ole media center raspberry pi
[12:46:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> have it log over the network
[13:17:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> I need to buy a Raspberry Pi 3
[13:17:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gonna put my garage door opener on the home wifi network
[13:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you can open it so neighborhood kids can steal stuff while you're at work?
[13:29:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> So I can open it without having to remember to bring a garage door opener remote with me - I always have my smartphone on me anyway, so my thought was why not use that? I'll set it up so that each user has a password, then I can grant/revoke permission to open it as needed.
[13:29:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, that don't entirely suck as an idea
[13:30:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> I also want to have a status function so that I can check if it's open or closed but I haven't figured out exactly what hardware I need for that.
[13:30:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> curious how you can implement strong passwords via smartphone though. they aren't built for precise or speedy typing.
[13:31:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, light censor connected to gpio pins. laser pointed at in from a position that the closed door breaks.
[13:32:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have an Android keyboard called Hacker's Keyboard that gives a mostly-like-a-physical-keyboard layout that lets me type all the weird stuff I'd want in a password like {}[]\|<>@$&^~` easily.
[13:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat but does the whole family?
[13:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose they could easy enough though
[13:33:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> No, but they'll do what I tell them to if I assign them a password that includes some of those characters.
[13:33:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> Might be easier to support Unicode and require they include emoji in their password, though.
[13:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> dahell is my cpu doing sitting at 36C?
[13:34:06] <Runaway1956> The stern voice of authorituh - I like that
[13:34:28] <Runaway1956> You left your CPU in the refigerator?
[13:34:51] <Runaway1956> g'mornin
[13:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[13:35:01] <Runaway1956> ~g'mornin
[13:35:19] <Runaway1956> dammit, the perverted bot is sleeping
[13:35:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> C not F. easier for measuring *PU temps cause the tolerances are given in C
[13:35:55] <Runaway1956> None of mine are ever that cool, low to mid 40's it seems
[13:37:48] <Runaway1956> http://www.ebay.com
[13:37:49] <TransBotula> ^ 03Honda GL500I Interstate | eBay
[13:37:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like mine running in the high 20s
[13:38:27] <Runaway1956> I like mine running about 90
[13:38:35] <Runaway1956> Oh, you were still talking about CPU's
[13:41:06] <Runaway1956> The graphic at NOAA has not one, but TWO lightning bolts in tonight's forecast . . . .
[13:41:15] <Runaway1956> ~weather Texarkana
[13:41:17] <exec> 10Texarkana, TX, USA - currently 72°F / 22°C, cloudy, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 84% - Tuesday cloudy (66°F:85°F / 19°C:29°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (60°F:87°F / 16°C:31°C), Thursday sunny (65°F:87°F / 18°C:31°C), Friday thunderstorm (67°F:76°F / 19°C:24°C)
[13:41:42] <Runaway1956> ~weather Moscow
[13:41:43] <exec> 10Moscow, Russia - currently 64°F / 18°C, light rain showers, wind SE at 11 mph, humidity 49% - Tuesday rain (54°F:61°F / 12°C:16°C), Wednesday rain (51°F:63°F / 11°C:17°C), Thursday cloudy (47°F:64°F / 8°C:18°C), Friday mostly cloudy (43°F:60°F / 6°C:16°C)
[13:42:05] <Runaway1956> This would be a good time to go visit some Russian freinds?
[13:42:44] <Runaway1956> ~weather Istanbul
[13:42:46] <exec> 10Istanbul, İstanbul, Turkey - currently 55°F / 13°C, light rain showers, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 77% - Tuesday rain (49°F:55°F / 9°C:13°C), Wednesday sunny (52°F:63°F / 11°C:17°C), Thursday sunny (54°F:69°F / 12°C:21°C), Friday partly cloudy (54°F:72°F / 12°C:22°C)
[13:43:18] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmm - I don't have any Turkish friends
[13:43:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar, better. something was causing xorg to use way too much cpu but i couldn't see what so i just dumped out to console and back in.
[13:43:46] <Runaway1956> ctl-alt-backspace
[13:43:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 12815
[13:43:50] <exec> 10Brant Lake, NY 12815, USA - currently 30°F / -1°C, freezing rain, wind NE at 10 mph, humidity 100% - Tuesday snow with brief sleet (22°F:42°F / -6°C:6°C), Wednesday sunny (23°F:50°F / -5°C:10°C), Thursday mostly sunny (27°F:54°F / -3°C:12°C), Friday sunny (29°F:58°F / -2°C:14°C)
[13:44:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i don't have dontzap set, though i should
[13:44:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 12110
[13:44:14] <exec> 10Latham, NY 12110, USA - currently 40°F / 4°C, light rain showers, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 87% - Tuesday rain (33°F:45°F / 1°C:7°C), Wednesday sunny (34°F:60°F / 1°C:16°C), Thursday partly cloudy (36°F:60°F / 2°C:16°C), Friday partly cloudy (39°F:63°F / 4°C:17°C)
[13:44:17] * Runaway1956 never did like freezing rain - rather have a genuine blizzard
[13:44:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah. rain is fine, snow is fine, freezing rain sucks.
[13:45:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
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[13:45:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[13:45:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##weather
[13:45:29] <testbot> Today: Mostly cloudy early. Isolated thunderstorms may develop this afternoon. High around 85F. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Tomorrow: Scattered thunderstorms. A few storms may be severe. High 82F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
[13:45:44] <Runaway1956> MrPlow needed a reboot - he's kin to Windows.
[13:45:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, he's just an earlier version of testbot
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[13:47:08] <Runaway1956> Who owns MrPlow?
[13:47:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> me
[13:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:47:33] <MrPlow> Today: Partly to mostly cloudy with isolated thunderstorms developing this afternoon. High around 85F. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Tomorrow: Variable clouds with scattered thunderstorms. A few storms may be severe. High 82F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
[13:47:38] <Runaway1956> He's much better behaved that that other bot, exec. You should be proud of your son.
[13:47:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar, updated.
[13:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, cept for the crashiness he's teh awesome.
[13:48:00] * Runaway1956 heard those words yesterday
[13:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake exec
[13:48:03] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a shekel satchel
[13:48:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen Runaway1956
[13:48:51] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[13:49:03] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[13:49:09] <Runaway1956> I haven't seen him either.
[13:49:27] <Runaway1956> Asshole comes and goes as he pleases, without so much as a howdy-do.
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[13:50:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> forgot to compile the updated source. yeesh.
[13:50:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen Runaway1956
[13:50:20] <MrPlow> [2016-04-26 13:49:27] #Soylent <Runaway1956> Asshole comes and goes as he pleases, without so much as a howdy-do.
[13:50:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar
[13:50:35] <Runaway1956> Well, just pile all the bits and pieces on his little head, and make him compile himself.
[13:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should. he's pretty lazy really
[13:51:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube go your own way
[13:51:38] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes MrPlow
[13:51:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##youtube go your own way
[13:51:47] <testbot> https://www.youtube.com
[13:52:06] <Runaway1956> Gentle with those pokes, he's a sensitive little soul.
[13:52:18] <Runaway1956> Says he's going to vote for Bernie.
[13:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube go your own way
[13:53:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> dafuq is wrong with him?
[13:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> same exact code on testbot and MrPlow right now and one works but the other don't
[13:53:45] <Runaway1956> ##youtube blue light
[13:53:46] <testbot> https://www.youtube.com
[13:54:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[13:54:01] <MrPlow> bnk, help, join, part, perl6, roll, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, youtube
[13:54:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> forgot to add seen to the help file
[13:54:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> buncha other stuff as well
[13:55:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw it, he can stay broke
[13:55:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake himself
[13:55:18] <Runaway1956> ##youtube Stevie Nicks blue light
[13:55:18] * MrPlow smakes himself upside the head with vegemite
[13:55:19] <testbot> https://www.youtube.com
[13:55:59] <Runaway1956> I'll teach the little devil some taste
[13:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well. i'm not fixing him right now. got fishing to do here in about an hour. debating on taking the boat or just sitting on my ass on the dock.
[13:57:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> dock.
[13:57:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> There, decision made for you.
[13:57:32] <Runaway1956> dock
[13:57:42] <Runaway1956> seconded
[13:58:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> valid position but i'm not sure if i want to be a lazyass or catch more fish.
[13:59:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> boat enables more fish. dock has benches to sit on and takes about 30m less prep work.
[13:59:10] <Runaway1956> I told her a hundred times, any position is valid.
[13:59:33] <Runaway1956> "Whatever works for you baby, I'm into it!"
[13:59:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DNI Clapper Weighs Disclosing Number of Americans Surveilled Online - http://sylnt.us - check-the-census
[14:00:07] <Runaway1956> Clapper is a dick with the clap.
[14:00:19] <Runaway1956> Can't believe the sumbitch was Navy.
[14:00:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> Runaway1956: yeah but I'm pretty sure some of the positions described in the Kama Sutra are physically impossible without both parties being double-jointed contortionists.
[14:00:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i'll take the boat out thursday n friday.
[14:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:01:11] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 43
[14:01:49] * AndyTheAbsurd thinks we need to make "lying in a Congressional hearing" a crime punishable by a minimum of 10 years in jail w/o possibility of parole.
[14:01:52] <Runaway1956> Couple Buddhists were arguing about how many positions there are. One said 2741, the other said 2742. So, challenge, start naming them.
[14:02:25] <Runaway1956> First guys says "Missionary", second says, "What's that"? First guy explains, second says "2743!"
[14:03:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> somehow that reminds me of another terrible joke.
[14:04:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
[14:04:25] * Runaway1956 loves terrible jokes because those are the only ones he understands
[14:05:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> I buy all my guns from a guy who goes by "T-Rex".
[14:05:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> He's a small arms dealer.
[14:08:08] <Runaway1956> Youtube, someone lists his video as "downloadable" - thought everyone knew how to download Youtube by now - it's ALL downloadable, only limited by the size of your storage
[14:08:18] <Runaway1956> Unless you count /dev/null as storage
[14:32:50] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com the best terrible joke
[14:32:52] <TransBotula> ^ 03Norm Macdonald 'The Moth Joke' - YouTube
[14:51:44] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[14:51:46] <TransBotula> ^ 03"A Frog Goes Into a Bank to Get a Loan" Joke - Norm Macdonald - YouTube
[14:53:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> that ends with "It's a knick-knack, Patty wack - give the frog a loan", doesn't it?
[14:53:44] <Runaway1956> His old man's a rolling stone!
[14:54:39] <Runaway1956> What are we gonna do when one of those fish catches TheMightyBuzzard ?
[14:55:44] <Runaway1956> Somewhere right now, little fishies are playing the theme from Jaws, as they watch The Great White TMB approach.
[15:30:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New State of Water Molecule Discovered - http://sylnt.us - neither-solid,-liquid,-nor-gas
[16:15:52] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[16:22:51] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[16:22:52] <TransBotula> ^ 03Security breach threatens more than 11,000 financial institutions - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[16:22:56] <Bytram> !uid
[16:22:56] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6218, owned by Shazburg
[16:34:45] <Bytram> ~time x
[16:34:47] <exec> Tuesday, 26 April 2016 @ 4:34 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[16:37:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time EDT
[16:37:26] <exec> Tuesday, 26 April 2016 @ 12:37 pm ET - Eastern Time
[16:37:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time EST
[16:37:36] <exec> Tuesday, 26 April 2016 @ 12:37 pm ET - Eastern Time
[16:43:34] <Bytram> ~time ET
[16:43:38] <exec> Tuesday, 26 April 2016 @ 12:43 pm ET - Eastern Time
[16:43:51] <Bytram> ET phone home?
[16:43:54] <Bytram> ;)
[16:44:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> EST and EDT should be an hour different
[16:44:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Although EDT lasts 8 months now so its the de facto standard.
[16:53:59] <Bytram> well, since atm it is *EDT*, I could argue that EST does not really mean anything for *today*.
[16:58:49] <Bytram> ~time x
[16:58:51] <exec> Tuesday, 26 April 2016 @ 4:58 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[16:59:31] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: apparently you dont know what "de facto" means
[17:00:59] <alexbst> http://arstechnica.com
[17:01:00] <TransBotula> ^ 03White woman sues sperm bank—again—after getting black man’s sperm | Ars Technica
[17:01:00] <alexbst> hahaha
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[17:15:24] <Bytram> ~nasdaq aapl
[17:15:51] <Bytram> ~q nasda:appl
[17:15:58] <Bytram> ~g nasda:appl
[17:16:06] <Bytram> ~g nasdaq:appl
[17:17:07] <Bytram> ~g nyse:appl
[17:17:16] <Bytram> http://www.nasdaq.com
[17:17:17] <TransBotula> ^✓ 03AAPL stock quote - Apple Inc. Common Stock price - NASDAQ.com
[17:32:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple’s Q2 2016 Earnings Call Starts at 2pm PT/5pm ET (2100UTC) - http://sylnt.us - money-money-money
[19:03:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Life's Missing Links may have Brewed in Primordial Puddles - http://sylnt.us - all-about-genesis
[19:05:16] <chromas> brewed, eh
[19:05:36] <chromas> are we descendants of beer or coffee?
[19:09:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> tea
[19:11:57] <chromas> we are all teaple
[19:13:59] <Gravis> alexbst: maybe she should sue society! ;)
[19:14:30] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: sorry but coffee is the de facto drink of the day
[19:15:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> in this channel? Definitely.
[19:17:08] <Gravis> "Not all her friends and family members are racially sensitive." <-- maybe she should sue them ;)
[19:18:30] <Gravis> or maybe just ditch your racist-ass family because they are bad people
[19:18:56] <chromas> I ain't never seen no tea leaves havin' coffee bean babies
[19:19:31] <chromas> she doesn't want the sperm to loot her uterus and set it on fire
[19:19:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> she might give birth to a superpredator.
[19:21:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> more likely a super power forward
[19:24:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: you got me thinking about the parts needed to finish the garage door controller project and I found a sensor on adafruit.com that I think will work.
[19:24:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> pwn
[19:26:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, if you have a properly strong wifi key and a firewall to keep non-lan traffic from hitting the pi, you could probably get away without even having a password
[19:27:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> though then it'd be more difficult to revoke little billy's garage door privs. you'd have to block his mac address.
[19:28:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> my wifi key is 10 characters long and deliberately difficult to write down and copy back accurately.
[19:29:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> But part of the design of the project is that everyone will have an individual password
[19:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine's 25 characters long but easy to remember
[19:29:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> that way I can revoke passwords individually and can also set up logging to know who's using it.
[19:30:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. you should at the very least block the mac address of your internet gateway as well.
[19:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> otherwise crutchy and chromas will be running dictionary attacks on it 24/7
[19:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> and Bytram will just trip, grab his keyboard for support, and accidentally type in the correct password.
[19:32:27] <Bytram> yep!
[19:32:28] * chromas has no words
[19:33:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> Hmm... hafta see what's available in the packets that the Pi receives... I want to be able to see the current state of the garage door from the internet (just open/closed) but only allow control from local users
[19:34:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> shouldn't be difficult but I'm not sure what I'll be able to get...and what the router will forward it once it's set up to forward packets to that destination.
[19:35:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> I just don't want to end up on http://twitter.com
[19:35:12] <TransBotula> ^ 03Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) | Twitter ( https://twitter.com )
[19:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> have login ability on a separate webserver vhost from viewing ability.
[19:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> put login ability in https on port 443 and don't forward that in your router. forward 80 and have it display info.
[19:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> add a few iptables rules and you should be pretty hardened
[19:39:38] <chromas> boioioioioing
[19:41:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> bing bing bong bong boing
[19:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, done fishing and it's not dinner time yet so it must be nap time
[20:05:46] <chromas> restart fishing procedure
[20:05:58] <chromas> and nap in a parallel process
[20:57:36] <takyon> kh kk jj
[21:01:22] <Gravis> https://soylentnews.org
[21:01:23] <TransBotula> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[21:05:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Follow Up: Windows Subsystem for Linux in More Detail - http://sylnt.us - dealin-with-the-devil
[21:26:02] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[22:00:51] <Bytram|away> SirFinkus: re: your submission
[22:01:48] <Bytram|away> the f@h pages are consistent. the overclocking stats are drawn from the official f@h pages, and for individual rankings, seem to exclude anyone who has not contributed 'recently'...
[22:02:19] <Bytram|away> I'm taking the position that the points earned are points earned, and will run with the ordering you submitted as they match what i found.
[22:04:22] <Bytram|away> ugh, I just noticed that tibman/Kymation have reversed orders on one http://fah-web.stanford.edu vs the other http://fah-web2.stanford.edu
[22:04:26] <TransBotula> ^ 03Team 10's contributions to Folding@home ( http://fah-web.stanford.edu )
[22:04:26] <TransBotula> ^ 03Team stats
[22:04:56] * Bytram|away will wait on the story until you have a clear decision on those.
[22:08:37] <Bytram|away> nap time; c u all later.
[22:40:10] <nick> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[22:40:14] <TransBotula> ^ 03Church of England produces 'referendum prayer' - BBC News
[22:51:41] <nick> i also didn't know it was World Intellectual Property Day today...
[22:59:03] <chromas> we should all torrent in its honor
[22:59:04] <SirFinkus> Bytram|away still says we're higher than 100
[23:02:55] <SirFinkus> 1000
[23:02:59] <SirFinkus> on the f@h official page
[23:06:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Master of Orion Gains Linux Support - http://sylnt.us - getting-our-gaming-penguin-on
[23:09:14] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[23:09:15] <TransBotula> ^ 03A Guy Got Punched in the Face Because He Looked Like Shia LaBeouf | VICE | United States
[23:14:53] <SirFinkus> they were giving out free scientology books at the library today
[23:14:59] <SirFinkus> "Clear body, clear mind"
[23:15:21] <SirFinkus> the introduction reads a bit like the small text at the end of a drug commercial
[23:28:06] <takyon> isn't anti-drug part of their ideology?
[23:32:49] <SirFinkus> seems to be the main thrust of the book
[23:32:54] <SirFinkus> but I meant the disclaimers
[23:33:13] <SirFinkus> basically "not designed to cure, treat, or prevent any disease"
[23:40:12] <chromas> did you tell them you're already a Sarkeesiast?