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[01:23:46] <cmn32480> #submit https://www.google.com
[01:23:46] <MrPlow> Temporarily out of order.
[01:25:42] <cmn32480> TMB strikes (or not) again
[01:43:27] <takyon_> you would have just wasted a UID in the database if that had worked
[01:50:30] <chromas> precious ints
[01:55:42] <cmn32480> nested remote desktop sessions SUCK
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[02:00:16] <Bytram> !uid
[02:00:16] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6208, owned by markshel
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[04:15:35] <SirFinkus> slow night
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[04:31:24] <Death> LIFE :)
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[04:31:45] <SirFinkus> deep man
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[04:34:06] <u> iam
[04:34:09] <SirFinkus> me?
[04:34:21] <u> yes sir?
[04:34:35] <u> ;)
[04:34:36] <SirFinkus> I was just going along with the pattern
[04:34:48] <u> yep ;)
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[04:35:15] <SoyGuest16349> little bit later :)
[04:35:37] <SoyGuest16349> u do it!
[04:35:55] <SoyGuest16349> ;)
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[08:30:13] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
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[08:37:44] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you should enable users to mark submissions as spam. i haven't seen any get by but i fear they may manage it in time.
[08:38:02] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: e.g. this one: https://soylentnews.org!
[08:38:02] <smake> ^ 03SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: Jetico Personal Firewall now free!
[08:56:47] <Gravis> the truth is out there! https://www.youtube.com
[08:56:48] <smake> ^ 03ALIENS On Venus? New Probe Images Deepen Planet's Mystery 4/19/16 - YouTube
[08:56:52] <Gravis> :P
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[10:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, we could but then that would make things easier on the editors and we have a policy against that i think.
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[10:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:28:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2478
[10:28:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:28:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2479
[10:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchster
[10:32:22] <takyon_> i'm putting the finishing dents on this cannabis screed
[10:32:33] <takyon_> it could be 500 words longer than last year's
[10:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, NCommander, is that you?
[10:33:44] <takyon_> I don't think NC has made a post this dense
[10:33:53] <takyon_> i'll link it when i'm done
[10:34:57] <takyon_> ballotpedia's kind of fucked up
[10:35:29] <takyon_> they have old shit on some pages, and then mix failed ballot initiatives with pending on a 2016 section with tons of them
[10:36:13] <takyon_> I can't tell you that X states could legalize this year, because that info is in a jumble
[10:37:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> much like my brain this morning then. gotcha.
[10:37:39] <takyon_> some of the deadlines for signatures are months from now, so that's more uncertainty
[10:40:37] <takyon_> looks like Nevada is the only one definitely on the ballot
[10:45:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> the fun thing is these laws mean nothing really
[10:46:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> scotus has held since forever that federal trumps state.
[10:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're good as a symbolic gesture and as long as whoever's in the whitehouse doesn't want to enforce them they can fly but the minute someone does they go poof.
[10:48:52] <takyon_> i've heard plenty of constitutional arguments against the scheduling system
[10:49:09] <takyon_> if SCOTUS wants to reconsider, they can do it, and they can change policy with the stroke of a pen
[10:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh sure, but the only legal way to make that argument in court
[10:49:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/in/is in/
[10:49:25] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> oh sure, but the only legal way to make that argument is in court
[10:49:38] <takyon_> see above
[10:49:46] <takyon_> see gay marriage
[10:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> they need a case first
[10:50:09] <takyon_> yeah
[10:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> preferably one they can't ignore, like say one with 25+ states signed on as parties to the suit
[10:51:11] <takyon_> Pennsylvania just became the 24th state (25 with D.C.) to legalize medical
[10:51:25] <takyon_> 3 days ago
[10:51:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i'd dearly lurve to see any power taken away from the feds. doesn't matter what kind.
[10:51:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have an argument against all drug prohibitions that all "what the founding fathers wanted" types should support
[10:52:26] <takyon_> the court would rather let the legislature get off their asses and handle business that should have been handled differently decades ago, and fixed years ago
[10:52:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> which is that as long as no one else is being harmed, why does it matter if I want to pursue happieness by ingesting weird substances?
[10:52:56] <takyon_> molecules are bad
[10:53:03] <takyon_> you can't have certain molecules
[10:53:08] <takyon_> THOSE MOLECULES ARE WRONG
[10:53:20] <takyon_> back to finishing this goddamn thing
[10:53:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> who gets to decide which molecules are wrong, though?
[10:53:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was just gonna go with the 9th and 10th amendments
[10:54:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
[10:54:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and
[10:54:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
[10:55:48] <takyon_> California "Responsible Use Act" Initiative (2016) California Cannabis Control and Taxation Initiative (2016) California Cannabis Legalization Initiative (2016) California Control, Regulate and Tax Adult Use of Marijuana Initiative (2016) California Control, Regulate and Tax Cannabis Initiative (2016) California Craft Cannabis Initiative (2016) California Marijuana Control, Legalization and Revenue Initiative (2016) California Marijuana Lega
[10:55:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, there's a pretty good 9th/10th argument to be made against the fine imposed by obamacare
[10:55:52] <takyon_> ugh
[10:56:11] <takyon_> fuk u cali, just pick one!!!!
[10:57:02] <takyon_> cali should have been the first to legalize, now they are just following the lead of 4 other states
[10:57:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i'll be glad when it's legal and you can fire people for having red eyes at work or carrying Visene.
[10:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> been waiting to be able to give someone the boot for having allergies forever
[10:57:58] <takyon_> anti-histamine discrimination
[10:58:07] <takyon_> or is that pro-
[10:58:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> discrimination is discrimination. pro/con doesn't matter
[10:58:37] <nick> either you're high, have been crying or have some allergies, none of those things are the image we want for our company
[10:59:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick, well stated
[11:00:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned allergy people, always taking off work in the spring even when they're not actually sick
[11:00:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, didn't take my zertec yet today
[11:00:39] <nick> and they never come in for that extra day on the weekend when they are feeling good
[11:01:06] <nick> apparently it's fine to take a day off because you're sick, but not do an extra day when you're not
[11:04:10] <nick> now i'm just thinking about an episode of 'the cleveland show' where he's stealing coffee and creamer or something from work and says 'it's been a bad month' but is less inclined to suggest he'll bring extra back in when he's having a good month
[11:06:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[11:06:02] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with vibrating rooster sammich
[11:06:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, didn't work, still have marching cadences stuck in my head
[11:22:10] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[11:22:10] <smake> ^✓ 03Error
[11:22:17] <takyon_> it looks done
[11:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp, information density aside, looks like you've been possessed by our fearless leader
[11:27:52] <takyon_> i have a lot of half-baked thoughts right now
[11:28:07] <takyon_> I don;'t think cocaine is mentioned anywhere in my article
[11:28:13] <takyon_> not that it really needs to
[11:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, you should have just left the brownies in a bit longer
[11:28:40] <takyon_> also my headline acknowledges that it's crap
[11:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure it does. coca cola is being oppressed by not being able to use its original recipe.
[11:29:01] <takyon_> i want the new coke with the opium poppy formulation
[11:29:24] <takyon_> I didn't use "marijuana" once in the article, except for in the blockquote at the top of the page
[11:29:31] <takyon_> I don't think I used weed/pot either.
[11:29:40] <takyon_> It's just a million instances of "cannabis"
[11:29:47] <takyon_> the first person to notice that will be pretty amused
[11:30:23] <takyon_> I used a weird slurry of terms last year, and someone inevitably complained about how "marijuana" was a term invented to scare whites into supporting a ban on it
[11:30:52] <takyon_> in my heroin section, I mention how the life expectancy of whites has gone down
[11:31:19] <takyon_> I was going to put additional attention on it, but I wouldn't want to do it without a blockquote, so I'll just save an extra punch for the comments
[11:31:42] <takyon_> that's because one of the source articles put it perfectly
[11:33:34] <takyon_> There is a reason that blacks appear to have been spared the worst of the narcotic epidemic, said Dr. Andrew Kolodny, a drug abuse expert. Studies have found that doctors are much more reluctant to prescribe painkillers to minority patients, worrying that they might sell them or become addicted. “The answer is that racial stereotypes are protecting these patients from the addiction epidemic,”
[11:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a lot of effort for a stoned slacker. shouldn't you be playing vidya?
[11:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> or watching spongebob?
[11:34:00] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:34:02] * exec sardonically farts a massive fart a wallet of horse plops at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:34:05] <takyon_> my computers are shit and I don't like consoles. and I don't care about games anymore, just the news
[11:34:10] <cmn32480> ~gday takyon_
[11:34:13] * exec figuratively embiggens a treasure chest of relevant whitespace with takyon_
[11:34:27] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:34:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2480
[11:34:28] <takyon_> ~gday cmn32420
[11:34:33] * exec suspiciously imagines a vial of undead gerbil swarm with cmn32420
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[11:34:49] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:34:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2481
[11:35:00] <takyon_> tea++
[11:35:00] <Bender> karma - tea: 548
[11:35:00] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:35:03] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 46°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 10 mph, humidity 42% - Wednesday sunny (43°F:53°F), Thursday sunny (53°F:70°F), Friday mostly cloudy (52°F:71°F), Saturday scattered showers (40°F:58°F)
[11:35:05] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:35:07] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 41°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 47% - Wednesday sunny (37°F:57°F), Thursday sunny (45°F:69°F), Friday mostly cloudy (45°F:65°F), Saturday scattered showers (35°F:56°F)
[11:35:09] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[11:35:11] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 37°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 18 mph, humidity 66% - Wednesday partly cloudy (31°F:49°F), Thursday sunny (37°F:69°F), Friday mostly cloudy (37°F:67°F), Saturday scattered showers (23°F:47°F)
[11:35:29] <Bytram> g'morning everyone!
[11:35:49] <takyon_> what is good
[11:36:10] <Bytram> all that has value
[11:36:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know what, fux dis error shat. ima rewrite the whole damned longass function and all its dependent functions
[11:36:23] <Bytram> IOW no null pointers
[11:36:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Bytram
[11:36:33] * exec emphatically hangs a trigger warning sign about an undersized chest of 🍆 on Bytram
[11:36:37] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: g'day
[11:36:53] <takyon_> that emoji really enhanced my experience
[11:37:04] <takyon_> my #soylent experience
[11:38:21] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
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[11:38:28] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:38:30] * exec dexterously penetrates a buttload of adhesive medical strips with AndyTheAbsurd
[12:50:35] <takyon_> http://www.ballerstatus.com
[12:50:36] <smake> ^ 03Waka Flocka Got So Lit in Seattle, He Needed Medical Attention | BallerStatus.com
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[13:22:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> well at least i found where exactly it's borking. why? well who da hell knows.
[13:22:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
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[14:34:12] <Runaway1956> TheMightyBuzzard - if you get one of those plastic cases to keep your smokes in, you won't break so many of them.
[14:34:31] <Runaway1956> That, or quit leaning on the counter . . .
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[14:52:46] <Demose> So I'm trying to figure out how to write a submission about Lasersaur without being bland. Could anyone offer some advice?
[14:55:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> You could feel free to be bland
[14:57:32] <Demose> Okay. Thanks for the advice.
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[15:40:46] <Runaway1956> Bland? Somebody called?
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[15:41:14] <Runaway1956> Hell, opportunity came knocking, and I was in the shower.
[15:42:00] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - the wife said she bought ice cream . . . .
[15:44:40] <cmn32480> I ate that while you were in the shower
[15:48:56] <Runaway1956> damn, that stuff is rich - I only ate a few bites
[15:57:00] <Runaway1956> I just realized that there are liberals and/or progressives in Angband
[15:57:16] <Runaway1956> "you have slain the blubbering icky thing"
[16:14:28] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one
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[19:01:34] <Subsentient> cmn32480: the best part about being an adult is that I don't have to act like one.
[19:01:52] <Subsentient> A world without fart jokes? I don't want to live in that world.
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[20:15:19] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[20:15:20] <smake> ^ 03Corning Intoduces Gorilla Glass With Printed Images
[20:20:45] <takyon> wow, the emojis really display in italics on my system
[20:22:19] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[20:22:20] <smake> ^ 03Treasury Decides To Put Harriet Tubman On $20 Bill : The Two-Way : NPR
[20:23:56] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[20:23:57] <smake> ^ 03Utah Declares Porn A Public Health Hazard : The Two-Way : NPR
[20:25:44] <takyon> http://www.hpcwire.com
[20:25:45] <smake> ^ 03HPL Record of 12.03TFLOPS Created at ASC16
[20:32:24] <takyon> http://www.hpcwire.com
[20:32:24] <smake> ^✓* 03HPL Record of 12.03TFLOPS Created at ASC16
[20:32:29] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[20:32:30] <smake> ^ 03Toshiba notebook disk drive slims down. You like that, gamers? • The Register
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[21:59:22] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:59:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2482
[21:59:25] <crutchy> ~link bewb
[21:59:27] <exec> └─ bewbs => https://www.youtube.com