#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-19

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[00:17:34] <takyon> ~submit http://www.eurekalert.org
[00:18:02] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:20:05] <takyon> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:20:34] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:21:19] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[00:21:21] <smake> ^ 03Movidius, FLIR Hope For AR Innovation With Boson Thermal Camera Core
[00:25:02] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:25:03] <smake> ^ 03IBM shuffles units, axes staff, sees profit shrink • The Register
[00:26:35] <BadCoderFinger> IBM isn't doing well? I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!
[00:34:27] <SirFinkus> pretty good at killing jews!
[00:34:42] <chromas> Then why are they still here?
[00:35:46] * chromas suspects IBM isn't as efficient as they claim; looks for other brands to aid in extermination
[00:36:59] <SirFinkus> Degesch?
[00:39:30] <chromas> Ich Furz in allgemeine Richtung Juden
[00:40:45] * chromas suspects the connection is tenuous at beast
[00:46:15] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[00:46:17] <smake> ^ 03EU referendum: Michael Gove to argue leaving EU would liberate UK - BBC News
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[02:40:37] <takyon_> hi
[02:40:51] <SirFinkus> lo
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[03:05:13] <takyon_> yawn
[03:09:04] <Gravis> oh man... the videos that conspiracy people make are amusing tales to say the least. so many good ones: https://www.youtube.com
[03:09:06] <smake> ^ 03† WAKE UP ‡ - YouTube
[03:10:02] <Gravis> "50 Cent and Miley Cyrus are Illuminati Pets - Demon Spirit Possessed" <-- come on, that's just hilarious
[03:11:15] <takyon_> thanks for not linking to the channel page, I don't like autoplay channel trailers
[03:11:32] <takyon_> gotta love predictive programming
[03:28:52] <Gravis> it occurs to me that something like google's image identification AI could easily be used for fabricatings conspiracies by spotting similarities in images. :D
[03:30:24] <takyon_> pfft
[03:30:33] <takyon_> like people need good similarities
[03:30:44] <takyon_> look, a triangle! it's the illuminati!
[03:31:37] <Gravis> well i was thinking that you could do something hilarious like have it look for swastikas in pictures of every world leader
[03:31:56] <Gravis> it's a basic geometric shape, so it should be a in LOT of places
[03:32:23] <Gravis> just hidden in a way that a machine could easily recognize
[03:34:28] <Gravis> shouldn't be hard to convince fools that the nazis won WW2. ;)
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[03:37:54] <takyon_> find all the swastikas
[03:38:00] <takyon_> Long Live Tay
[03:43:58] <SirFinkus> too damn hot
[03:46:53] <Gravis> takyon_: though i do ponder if you could make a conspiracy that would make the paranoid get help
[03:48:21] <Gravis> like some sort of conspiracy that they are being kept paranoid
[03:49:57] <Gravis> and the paranoia is really a distraction
[03:50:34] <takyon_> conspiracy to withhold mental health services from those who need it
[03:50:51] <takyon_> defeat the conspirators by getting the mental health treatment you need
[03:53:56] <chromas> The conspiracy paranoia conspiracy is just a conspiracy to keep you paranoid about conspiracy paranoia
[03:54:27] <chromas> don't get help. that's just what they don't WANT you to not do!
[03:54:41] <takyon_> whooooaaaaa
[03:54:48] <takyon_> mind not not blown
[03:57:45] <Gravis> takyon_: i think you could totally make a convincing case of it considering how poorly mental health treatment is
[03:58:15] <Gravis> not to mention the excessively high price of medications
[03:59:36] <Gravis> you could even work in that social stigma relating to mental health was engineered
[04:02:55] <Gravis> maybe it could even gain serious traction if people it helps play along with the scheme
[04:08:58] <takyon_> http://www.engadget.com
[04:08:59] <smake> ^ 03'PS4.5' report: 4K output, will play nice with older console
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[04:23:16] <chromas> Get Kevin Trudeau on it. "Paranoia 'Cures' They Don't Want You to Know About"
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[04:25:07] <SirFinkus> HA
[04:25:14] <SirFinkus> fucking microsot word
[04:25:27] <SirFinkus> just lost a file
[04:25:37] <chromas> You know, Microsoft Office is problematic
[04:25:42] <chromas> giving out ribbons to everyone
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[04:26:41] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i'm taking an intro to comp sci class and guess what they cover: ms office 2013! because... the fuck if i know, those tards are also teaching java.
[04:28:09] <SirFinkus> you should submit all your programming assignments as word documents in comic sans
[04:28:51] <takyon_> participation ribbon for using ms word
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[04:31:17] <takyon_> how absurd are you
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[05:03:06] <Gravis> son of a whore. why aren't there any e-readers that are the size of a textbook?
[05:05:04] <SoyKing1> you want a 10 inch one?
[05:05:13] <SoyKing1> instead of 6-7?
[05:06:56] <Gravis> SoyKing1: high res and atleast a foot in diameter
[05:07:10] <Gravis> final requirement: doesn't cost > $500
[05:10:47] <SoyKing1> in your dreams
[05:10:59] <SoyKing1> grab a microsoft surface pro or something
[05:15:46] <Gravis> SoyKing1: congratulations on proving you are worthless as you seem
[05:18:38] <SoyKing1> if you were worth anything you'd build your own e-reader instead of complaining
[05:21:06] <SirFinkus> I want an e-ink monitor
[05:21:10] <SirFinkus> at like 300ppi
[05:21:50] <SoyKing1> in color
[05:21:59] <SoyKing1> and 60 Hz
[05:22:01] <SoyKing1> and a pony
[05:22:35] <SirFinkus> color would be nice, but not required
[05:23:19] <chromas> you'll take qleds and you'll like 'em!
[05:23:30] <chromas> qdleds
[05:23:37] <SoyKing1> qualudes
[05:29:41] * chromas puts on a garish sweater
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[06:27:38] <SirFinkus> fucking windows
[06:27:52] <SirFinkus> updated, network printing broke
[06:28:04] <SirFinkus> and all the settings I need to check are in 3 goddamn fucking places
[06:28:10] <SirFinkus> the start menu search doesn't work
[06:28:22] <SirFinkus> fucking searching for "printer" pulls up a bunch of garbage app store bullshit
[06:28:30] <SirFinkus> god fucking damn piece of shit
[06:29:28] <SirFinkus> murder is too good for these types
[07:52:14] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: that's what you get for trusting microsoft
[07:54:10] * Subsentient likes the OpenBSD OS, but really hates the developers
[07:58:23] <Subsentient> It's stable and the security's great, but the developers are all cunts.
[08:30:13] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
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[10:27:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:27:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2474
[10:28:27] * Subsentient takes a juicy dump in TheMightyBuzzard 's coffee
[10:29:06] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs, picks the floaty bits out, and keeps drinking
[10:29:20] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I like you.
[10:29:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> you just underestimate my commitment to coffee
[10:31:01] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: When you gonna open source yer bot?
[10:31:14] <Subsentient> I want to point out all your semi-illegal code.
[10:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can see it in prolly another week or two. i'm not gonna OSS it though.
[10:33:57] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: why the hell not?
[10:34:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it's not high enough quality code to wish it upon anyone else.
[10:34:46] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Many eyeballs, cleaner code makes.
[10:36:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not in it for the uberness of the code. i'm in it for the practice and to have a semi-useful bot.
[10:36:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> if other people do the work, it does me no good.
[10:38:08] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I wrote the entirety of aqu4bot myself. It's open source.
[10:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> and what good's come of that?
[10:39:14] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I got more than one copy of aqu4bot running out there.
[10:39:30] <Subsentient> A handful of people checked out the source and use her themselve.s
[10:39:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> has anyone so much as filed a bug request?
[10:39:42] <Subsentient> Yes, actually.
[10:39:55] <Subsentient> Most of the bugs I fix come from the observations of others.
[10:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> really? i usually have to sneak my bugs in on OSS projects.
[10:40:57] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I highly value open source, and that's why Event Horizon will give copies of the source, free to use or modify for personal use, free to distribute modified or unmodified versions to anyone else who has a valid license to use Event Horizon.
[10:41:23] <Subsentient> Indeed, many eyeballs, cleaner code makes.
[10:43:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> currently having a fun event_channel (session=<error reading variable: Cannot access memory at address 0xfffffffffffffab8> ... rest of the vars same error)
[10:43:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like i stomped all over the heap to me but shurg
[10:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause up until i call sn_submit the addresses stay stable, after that they go wonky.
[10:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> went n reworked a lot of code in the sn_submit chain of events but still ain't found the bloody bug. did make for slightly cleaner code though and found one proper bug.
[10:48:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, those need to be mallocs now not reallocs.
[10:52:52] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: If you need help, I'm the C guy here.
[10:52:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, is there any particular reason you can't char *address = NULL in one function and pass &address to a function as a **var and then *var = malloc(some arbitrary size) it in the called function
[10:53:26] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Nope, that's perfectly legal.
[10:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> good, was worried there was some obscure rule.
[10:54:04] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Remember though, unlike perl, when you return a pointer to a variable on the stack, the variable on the stack is still destroyed, and that pointer no longer is guaranteed to be valid.
[10:54:13] <Subsentient> C doesn't have reference counts.
[10:54:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[10:54:20] <Subsentient> If the scope exits, that variable is destroyed.
[10:54:56] <Subsentient> So returning a char** that points to a char *address = NULL that's declared in the function body is illegal, since that pointer is destroyed upon the function's return.
[10:55:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> return on that func is void, that's why i passed the address of a valid array and realloced it.
[10:56:07] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: If you show me your code, I can help.
[10:56:19] <Subsentient> Too tired to work on event horizon, so that'd be a worthy use of my time.
[10:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, wtf? why is gdb telling me all these new threads are being created?
[10:58:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have ONE thread besides the main one that should be being created.
[11:01:53] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Probably Perl.
[11:02:13] <Subsentient> You might have one thread, but the builtin perl interpreter you put in this bot probably has many.
[11:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it's a thread at the same address but gdb thinks it's exiting when it really, really shouldn't be. like ever.
[11:12:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, smoke time again. woot!
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[11:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> well now that's interesting...
[11:24:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i made the bloody thing single-threaded for testing and it's still spawning and exiting multiple threads.
[11:35:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> funkay. it's something about that specific url that is causing it. good to know.
[11:46:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, fixed all the errors i could find and get a fun new error. *** stack smashing detected ***
[11:47:40] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:47:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2475
[11:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned skippy.
[11:48:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:48:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2476
[11:53:14] <crutchy> just got home from training course for work
[11:53:17] <crutchy> ~time
[11:53:19] <exec> Tuesday, 19 April 2016 @ 9:53 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[11:54:06] <crutchy> nice 13 hour day :p
[11:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads man
[12:02:33] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:02:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2477
[12:02:53] <cmn32480> stupid closing & in a function causing me crap
[12:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, whatcha writing?
[12:06:44] <cmn32480> tweaking a little logon script for my AD domain
[12:07:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun fun
[12:08:29] <cmn32480> users been bitching that they don't get notified of passwords expiring, so I found (and tweaked() a little piece of vbscript that pops a message box and requires them to press OK before it will go away
[12:08:41] <cmn32480> starts 10 days out from expiration, and every time they login they get it
[12:09:05] <cmn32480> I was editing the message box and missed a & to close a function
[12:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> har! i love it when you can fulfill a user request by annoying all users.
[12:09:46] <cmn32480> it only pops for the last 10 days before your pwd expires
[12:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but it pops up
[12:10:06] <cmn32480> and it is individual.
[12:10:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe...
[12:10:24] <cmn32480> but it is nice that I can now abuse (rightfully) the morons who ignore it
[12:11:10] <cmn32480> my boss thinks it is hilarious when I tell him that people are still asking me to change their passwords becasue they expired
[12:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> should make a really, really long and complex process that ends with bringing you a donut to reset a password that expired.
[12:12:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> like filling out two or three pages of information that doesn't actually get used for anything.
[12:12:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> and getting approval from their boss
[12:13:01] <cmn32480> hehe
[12:13:18] <SoyGuest38980> getting approval from their boss's boss would be better
[12:13:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, now there's an idea. make them get a key from their boss to reset it. make their boss call you to get it.
[12:13:37] <SoyGuest38980> ...why am I SoyGuest38980?
[12:13:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> an ass chewing from you is pffft. an ass chewing from their boss is another thing entirely.
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[12:14:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you forget to auth?
[12:14:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> I must have gotten disconnected while I wasn't paying attention to this channel
[12:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[12:15:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> I should really set up auto-identify
[12:15:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> but I am lazy
[12:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's easier than that. just set the password for server connect to your nickserv pass and it auto-idents you.
[12:17:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's so easy even I'm not lazy enough to not do it.
[12:17:25] <cmn32480> if they paid attention... they'd know that they can reset their own pwd from Outlook Web Access.
[12:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, don't tell them that. make them get a boss ass chewing for annoying you.
[12:18:13] <cmn32480> I ahve to tell them that. I spend a lot of time not in the office
[12:18:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh
[12:19:24] <cmn32480> they are mostly in sales people.. and thier boss is the first one who enjoys annoying the crap out of me
[12:19:37] <cmn32480> and I forgot...
[12:19:41] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:19:43] * exec abnormally scissors a powerpoint presentation of cobol for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:20:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, we NEED to run DeathMonkey's poll. and it needs a TheMightyBuzzard option.
[12:21:42] <cmn32480> I'll look at it after my staff mtg.
[12:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> that what we're calling taking a crap on company time now?
[12:25:58] <cmn32480> somethign like that
[13:31:58] <cmn32480> figures.. I just got a call from a guy who can't remember what he changed his password too
[13:52:22] <cmn32480> Him: "I put in the password that I cahnged it to yesterday"
[13:52:38] <cmn32480> Me: "Why aren't you putting in the passwortd that I jsut gave you?"
[14:13:17] <Subsentient> cmn32480: And that's why I can't do tech support. You'd find me dangling in the server room via ethernet cables within a week.
[14:14:10] <Subsentient> People think I'm a patient teacher, I just suppress the fury I feel at stupidity and explode once they're gone.
[14:14:12] <nick> Subsentient: it's easier to dangle the problem creators than yourself
[14:16:09] <Subsentient> nick: I can't imagine a worse job than fixing tech for 50 year old women daily.
[14:16:43] <nick> i've done a few worse jobs, but it's certainly not one i'd be queuing up for
[14:18:11] <nick> i don't get much tech support on consumer things, but if friends and family do ask that stuff, i generally go for the 'burn it all down, never use a computer ever again' approach
[14:21:54] * Runaway1956 thinks he would be good at tech support
[14:22:18] <Runaway1956> "Hey, asshole, if you can't follow simple fucking directions, then fix it yourself!" CLICK!
[14:23:33] <nick> honestly, if someone is having issues doing end user stuff with current commercial software on windows, there's no hope.
[14:25:28] <Runaway1956> 34 year old vehicle with only 34,000 miles on it? Anyone buying that?
[14:26:00] <Runaway1956> http://www.ebay.com
[14:26:01] <smake> ^ 03Honda Silverwing | eBay ( http://www.ebay.com )
[14:26:16] <Runaway1956> I'd buy it in a heartbeat, if I didn't have to go so far to pick it up.
[14:29:40] <Subsentient> I have no money.
[14:29:52] <Subsentient> I can't afford Jimmy John's right now.
[14:36:30] <Runaway1956> FekEx delivers - assholery. They carried my package right past me, from Allentown, Pa, to Royse City, Texas, in two days. Now, my package sits - waiting for it's "due date" I guess
[14:37:03] <Runaway1956> Not the first time I've seen this - it says Friday on the ticket, you WILL NOT get it before Friday.
[14:40:14] * Runaway1956 becomes level 4 dwarf rookie warrior
[14:43:33] <Runaway1956> You hit the cutpurse. You have slain the cutpurse. Welcome to level 5. The cave spider wakes up . . . .
[14:46:26] * Subsentient offers Runaway1956 some horse tentacle tofu
[14:47:13] * Runaway1956 offers some slime mold in return
[15:03:18] <Runaway1956> Your light has gone out. A grue begins to eat your face.
[15:09:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> I thought grues bit faces off with a single CHOMP.
[15:09:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> And swallowed them in one big gulp.
[15:12:51] <Runaway1956> He's just a little grue, AndyTheAbsurd.
[15:13:46] <Runaway1956> I've lost him somewhere in my beard - I think he's eating fleas.
[15:27:52] <Subsentient> beards++
[15:27:52] <Bender> karma - beards: 8
[15:27:59] * Subsentient strokes his crumb filled beard
[15:54:57] <chromas> oh, did you say "crumb", with an R?
[16:17:33] <Gravis> oh finally! MEMS pinball can be a thing now! http://www.nanospheres.com
[16:17:34] <smake> ^ 03Cospheric Nanotechnology - Nanoparticles, Nanospheres, Nanomaterials
[16:21:52] <Subsentient> chromas: clevelandohthatsnasty.gif
[17:13:50] <cmn32480> Users are generally fucking idiots
[17:25:54] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[17:25:56] <smake> ^ 03Egypt protest after policeman 'kills street vendor over price of tea' - BBC News
[17:28:45] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[17:28:47] <smake> ^ 03'I was born without a womb, cervix and vagina' - BBC News
[17:55:17] <Gravis> takyon: A) the price was obviously too damn high
[17:55:39] <Gravis> takyon: B) darwin always wins.
[17:55:46] <takyon> Arab Spring 2.0
[17:56:38] <takyon> in B's case, she may live long enough to have an artificial egg created from her own cells, genetically edited to get rid of possible recurrence of the disorder, and grown in an artificial womb
[17:56:58] <takyon> none of those capabilities is more than a couple decades out of reach
[17:57:18] <takyon> speaking of high, it's time to finish up my 4/20 article
[17:57:47] <Gravis> takyon: oww... you should have said something earlier, i already mailed her a mailbomb. <_<;
[17:58:08] <takyon> :/
[17:58:21] <Gravis> darwin always wins. >:)
[17:58:53] <takyon> Gravis: you got any weed/drug news you want me to roll into my 4/20 article? let me give you a quick list of what it's going to cover so far...
[17:58:56] <Gravis> did i forget to mention i'm named after darwin? :D
[17:59:17] <takyon> nope
[18:02:47] <takyon> it has a quotation from John Ehrlichman, one of the Watergate co-conspirators, talking about how the drug war was invented to disrupt blacks and hippies. It will cover the "heroin crisis", opiate addiction, and opium in Afghanistan. It will cover the UN General Assembly Special Session (UNGASS), amazingly running from April 19-21. It includes talk about DEA reconsideration of cannabis (decision to be announced around July). I've added some
[18:02:47] <takyon> discussion of a recent LSD study and will probably broaden it to talk about the efforts to do more research on cannabis and hallucinogens. It will probably end with a deep dive into what can be expected with 2016 ballot initiatives in the U.S. for decriminalizing or legalizing cannabis.
[18:07:05] <takyon> aside from any specifics to add to the article, I still need a title for it
[18:07:20] <takyon> last year's was: "4/20: StonerNews is People"
[18:07:30] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[18:07:30] <smake> ^✓ 03SN article:  4/20: StonerNews is People 04(64 comments)
[18:10:40] <Gravis> takyon: my dog is this stoned: http://imgur.com
[18:10:41] <smake> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[18:11:06] <takyon> that's helpful
[18:11:12] <takyon> I'll add that in if you uploaded it
[18:11:19] <Gravis> i did
[18:12:02] <takyon> I need something funny for the end of the post, so that will definitely do. Anything about serious issues I might have forgotten to cover or a not so serious title?
[18:15:18] <Gravis> as if there weren't enough links? <_<
[18:16:17] <takyon> if I'm going to be TL;DR, I'll go all the way
[18:16:48] <takyon> It's shorter than the previous article at the moment. I haven't completed some sections so I'm not sure what the comparison will look like
[18:19:23] <Gravis> well if it helps, the dog's name is "Loafy", he's eaten all his rawhide treats and his bed is too far away to get to (upstairs) so he's just chillin with me now. ;)
[18:20:42] <takyon> "Gravis's dog Loafy"
[18:21:31] <Gravis> technically not my dog. :P
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[18:22:09] <takyon> hmm
[18:22:56] <takyon> i got it
[18:23:48] <takyon> "Finally, I leave you with what's truly important: Loafy, chillin' after curing his munchies (image courtesy of Gravis)."
[18:25:08] <Gravis> now there's front page news. :)
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[18:32:29] <Gravis> "An Israeli court has convicted an ultra-Orthodox Jew of murder over the stabbing to death of a 16-year-old girl at Jerusalem's Gay Pride parade last year." <-- darwin always wins!
[18:32:58] <Gravis> "He managed to infiltrate the parade three weeks after completing a 10-year sentence for a similar attack in 2005." <-- LOL
[18:35:30] <takyon> that's dedication
[18:38:24] <Gravis> agreed
[18:39:23] <Gravis> but he should know... darwin always wins.
[18:40:53] <Gravis> those who would defy darwin are rewarded... with mailbombs!
[18:41:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> ......
[18:41:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> some dickhead stabbing someone has nothing to do with Darwin's theory on evolution by natural selection.
[18:41:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> but you guys go ahead and have your fun.
[18:49:35] <takyon> I've learned to have fun no matter what the news says
[18:50:46] <takyon> AndyTheAbsurd, do you have anything to add to what I put down earlier for the content's of my article? I've come up with a suitable "headline" by now and I'm now filling in the missing text. The prescription opioid section in particular should be interesting.
[18:51:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> takyon: ???? Is there a link I should have read? I've been at work and mostly not really paying attention to non-work IRC.
[18:52:22] <takyon> i'm working on a long 4/20 article, and here's what it contains, roughly:
[18:52:24] <takyon> it has a quotation from John Ehrlichman, one of the Watergate co-conspirators, talking about how the drug war was invented to disrupt blacks and hippies. It will cover the "heroin crisis", opiate addiction, and opium in Afghanistan. It will cover the UN General Assembly Special Session (UNGASS), amazingly running from April 19-21. It includes talk about DEA reconsideration of cannabis (decision to be announced around July). I've added some
[18:52:24] <takyon> <takyon> discussion of a recent LSD study and will probably broaden it to talk about the efforts to do more research on cannabis and hallucinogens. It will probably end with a deep dive into what can be expected with 2016 ballot initiatives in the U.S. for decriminalizing or legalizing cannabis.
[18:54:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh...ummm... you could include the decriminilization of drugs in Portugal, and how the results of that were lower crime and lower addiction rates.
[18:54:51] <takyon> i'll include that in the UN section
[18:55:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> and possibly the Rat Park experiment
[18:55:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> hold on let me dig up a link on that for you
[18:56:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://sub.garrytan.com
[18:56:02] <smake> ^ 03It's not the morphine, it's the size of the cage: Rat Park experiment upturns conventional wisdom about addiction - garry's subposthaven
[18:57:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> On a completely different topic:
[18:57:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> I refuse to acknowledge that an AC/DC fronted by Axl Rose is really AC/DC.
[19:00:08] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[19:00:08] <smake> ^ 03Each City Appears To Have A Unique Microbiome : Shots - Health News : NPR
[19:01:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> funny...I was listening to a podcast from November about how each *individual* has a unique microbiome.
[19:05:32] <takyon> yes
[19:08:15] <takyon> the rat park experiment is a bit old, so I probably won't include it
[19:08:24] <takyon> my opioid section is definitely getting stuffed though
[19:08:36] <takyon> I'm looking for recent stories about pharmaceutical bribes now
[19:36:06] <cmn32480> ~weather
[19:36:08] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 78°F / 26°C, cloudy, wind N at 17 mph, humidity 28% - Tuesday partly cloudy (48°F:81°F / 9°C:27°C), Wednesday sunny (49°F:71°F / 9°C:22°C), Thursday mostly sunny (63°F:76°F / 17°C:24°C), Friday showers (56°F:76°F / 13°C:24°C)
[19:39:50] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[19:39:50] <smake> ^ 0350 Shades Of Shakespeare: How The Bard Used Food As Racy Code : The Salt : NPR
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[20:59:30] <Marthacker> Hello world :)
[21:03:16] <cmn32480> ~gday Marthacker
[21:03:18] * exec defiantly poops a github of HP for Marthacker
[21:05:21] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent...
[21:05:23] * exec abnormally bitchslaps my butt of windows vista with #soylent...
[21:05:25] <cmn32480> back later.. prolly
[21:09:45] <Marthacker> gday cmn32480 :o
[21:18:17] <Marthacker> [I've got an ID as Anton. (Another I used once on Ap<I don't really like our current system of measurments... (I've got some ideas' to fix it ;)>ril fools day ;) But I've been around reading for a while. Not so much on IRC, nobody seems to say much?!? {Love you guys! (Nested tags ;)}]
[21:38:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> you're just not here at the right times, then.
[21:38:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> this IRC is pretty busy early in the morning my time
[21:50:33] <Marthacker> Sweet! I'll leave this channel open. Might be logged off for system resets here and there ;)
[22:19:48] <Subsentient> Marthacker: Greetings in the name of the maggot infested ballsack of the undead god Lord Gerbilius! Can I offer you some horse tentacle tofu? How about some smoked cat nipple jerky?
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[22:32:12] <Marthacker> Say what you will :) Let it unfold in the time of KNOwing what to say. It will come to you :) Love you all. Passw0rd = 429am1337;)<3
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[23:00:03] <SirFinkus> so my conversation partner thing
[23:00:16] <SirFinkus> I resolved it, and handled it very diplomatically
[23:00:23] <SirFinkus> all parties involved were happy, or so I thought
[23:00:38] <SirFinkus> the women are going to continue meeting, and I'll just meet with my partner
[23:00:54] <SirFinkus> I go into the cafeteria and hear my name screamed from across the room
[23:01:07] <SirFinkus> and one of the girls sprinting towards me, insisting that I join them
[23:01:22] <SirFinkus> just make things as weird as possible for all parties involved
[23:01:47] <SirFinkus> I think she took it personally, even though she wasn't the problem at all
[23:02:10] <SirFinkus> annoying, as one would expect based on that, but managable in the small doses I was exposed to her in
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