#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-18
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[00:41:14] <Bytram|away> #submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
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[00:41:24] <Bytram|away> orly?
[00:42:07] <chromas> the robots are rebellant
[00:45:11] <Bytram|away> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:45:39] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:46:11] <Bytram|away> well, THAT worked!
[00:46:14] <Bytram|away> !uid
[00:46:14] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6205, owned by mclrn
[00:46:22] <Bytram|away> break time; biab
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[01:40:07] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
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[01:54:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you're sposed to break the site not mrplow
[01:54:28] <Bytram> my cup runneth over
[01:54:32] <Bytram> sorry.
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[02:03:33] <Bytram> #weather boston
[02:03:33] <MrPlow> Weather forcast at the given location. ex #weather zip-code or #weather city, state. Can also work without argument on a location saved with #weatheradd
[02:03:41] <Bytram> #weather 02134
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[02:03:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: ^^^ sorry!
[02:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> lol
[02:04:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea wtf is going on lately. used to work fine.
[02:04:51] <Bytram> yep. beats me.
[02:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> he can stay down until i can debug him in the morning.
[02:05:12] <Bytram> nodnod
[02:05:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> working on why that url is causing a crash right now.
[02:05:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, memory corruption somewhere.
[02:10:34] <Bytram> afk break
[02:17:38] <BadCoderFinger> Holy crap, I've left my inbox alone too long.
[02:17:46] <BadCoderFinger> How are you guys?
[02:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty fair, bout to get some shut-eye
[02:23:23] <BadCoderFinger> Cool. Denver's been fun the last two days. Ridiculous amount of slushy snow.
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[02:38:23] <Bytram|away> 'bout time for me to turn in.
[02:38:34] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[02:38:36] * exec diarrhetically internalizes a thingy of dancing baby in #Soylent
[02:39:04] <Bytram|away> have a good night everyone!
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[02:48:17] <ButtBreath> Sup Niggaz
[02:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> headin to bed, you?
[02:49:02] <ButtBreath> Purty soon.
[02:49:52] <ButtBreath> Got a six to soak.
[02:50:15] <ButtBreath> Neocons to bash
[02:50:15] <ButtBreath> etc.
[02:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun fun
[02:50:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> well enjoy. i'm giving up on playing with gdb for tonight and grabbing some sack time.
[02:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight ya bastards
[02:51:15] * exec covertly culturally appropriates a toilet bowl of political correctness from ya
[02:52:35] <ButtBreath> heh heh...sack time
[02:52:40] <ButtBreath> huh huh
[02:54:02] <ButtBreath> time to smoke some weed. '
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[03:13:05] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
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[05:31:36] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[05:31:36] <smake> ^ 03the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies - YouTube
[05:31:58] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[05:31:59] <smake> ^ 03Every Michael Jackson Grunt - Multitrack Edition - 50% Speed - YouTube
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[08:30:13] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
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[10:27:40] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:27:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2469
[10:30:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:30:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2470
[10:30:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed, and i need to go fill a cup with some
[10:34:22] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:34:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2471
[10:34:27] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:34:29] * exec emphatically crams a loaded diaper of gimlet into TheMightyBuzzard
[10:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:34:58] * exec homogeneously piles an A cup of horse tentacle tofu on cmn32480
[10:35:12] <cmn32480> wtf is horse tentacle tofu?
[10:35:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> you n i neither one wanna know
[10:36:00] <cmn32480> true
[10:36:10] <cmn32480> I'm guess ing that is a subs entient add
[10:37:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> undoubtedly
[10:37:39] <cmn32480> makes me scared to go look at the list
[10:37:45] <cmn32480> ~gday <list>
[10:37:48] <exec> http://ix.io
[10:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, can tell i got distracted debugging and forgot to coffee+meds
[10:37:58] * cmn32480 goes and does ti anyway
[10:38:09] <cmn32480> go coffee and meds
[10:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> feels like i just woke up and i been awake most of an hour
[10:38:17] <cmn32480> I'm gonna finsih takin' out the trash
[10:39:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna grab an extra nicotine while i'm at it
[10:39:33] <cmn32480> good plan
[10:39:38] <cmn32480> I haven't had one in about 3 weeks
[10:39:57] <cmn32480> and I've pretty much stopped biting people's heads off for no reason
[10:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> where's the fun in that?
[10:55:36] <cmn32480> means my wife stops yelling at me
[10:55:45] <cmn32480> it's a worthwhile trade off at this poine
[10:55:48] <cmn32480> *poiint
[10:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i could see that. if she actually stopped yelling entirely.
[11:03:03] <cmn32480> it has been a major bone of contention for many years
[11:03:35] <cmn32480> and this has cut my time in the dog house rather significantly
[11:05:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have offered to trade. 1 cigarette break for one blowjob.
[11:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> course a pack a day habit would have left you rather crippled.
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[11:06:15] <cmn32480> by the end of the first day i'd be screaming "No Mas!"
[11:06:34] <cmn32480> ~gday >beverage No Mas!
[11:06:35] <exec> added to beverages
[11:06:44] <cmn32480> ~gday <list>
[11:06:46] <exec> http://ix.io
[11:07:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay, her jaw would have long given up the ghost as well unless she has super powers.
[11:07:38] <cmn32480> good point
[11:08:51] <cmn32480> and my bald head is a little sunburned
[11:09:04] <cmn32480> the upper head, not the lower
[11:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, so's bits of me. was a bit sunny yesterday and i was out fishing for most of it.
[11:09:57] <cmn32480> sun musta been strong.. I had my bandanna on (to prevent said sunburn)
[11:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what god created hats for
[11:19:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wore my handy dandy fooshin hat. http://www.basspro.com
[11:19:27] <smake> ^ 03RedHead Ripstop Boonie for Men | Bass Pro Shops: The Best Hunting, Fishing, Camping & Outdoor Gear
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[11:26:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, wearing funny looking hats while outdoors doing manly stuff is a cornerstone of maleness.
[11:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it keeps you from getting a sunburn on the top of your head.
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[11:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Runaway1956
[11:35:45] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with a 400TB/s DDoS
[11:37:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> velly nice. sposed to be excellent fishing from noon to six.
[11:38:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> low wind as well.
[11:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i'll take the boat out.
[11:40:00] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: fish murderer.
[11:40:03] * crutchy is working on a game socket server
[11:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, only on good days.
[11:41:02] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard for being a fish murderer
[11:41:02] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard for being a fish murderer
[11:41:09] <JamesNZ> #fishlivesmatte
[11:41:14] <JamesNZ> +r
[11:41:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yesterday was not one. had to catch perch for something to do because the catfish was no bite.
[11:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ, #sheeplivesmatter
[11:41:45] <crutchy> #shotsfired
[11:41:50] <JamesNZ> #jamesmattersmore
[11:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[11:43:40] <crutchy> fuckety fuck
[11:43:41] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: what did those catfish ever do to you?
[11:43:42] <Runaway1956> Crutchy stop gaming in people's sockets man
[11:43:43] * TheMightyBuzzard is working on finding some very hidey memory corruption and also rewriting some functions to make more damned sense.
[11:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, tasted delicious.
[11:43:55] <crutchy> how do i send something in telnet again?
[11:44:07] <Subsentient> telnet == raw TCP/IP
[11:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> um... type it and hit enter
[11:44:17] <crutchy> enter no worka
[11:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ^D maybe
[11:44:34] <Runaway1956> dig the peanut butter out from under the enter key?
[11:44:34] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Want to show me the code? I bet I can find your memory corruption bug.
[11:44:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> what you're connecting *to* might be important
[11:44:46] * crutchy mans
[11:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, nah, if i find it it'll keep me from doing something like that again. also, the corrupting area really needs a rewrite for sanity purposes anyway.
[11:45:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> like the end of an HTTP request is two CRs IIRC, so if you're telnetting to a web server, you won't get anything back until you press enter twice.
[11:46:03] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: It's \r\n I think
[11:46:23] <Subsentient> crutchy: Just use libcurl
[11:47:09] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - stupid stats server seems to have crashed on FAH
[11:47:20] <Runaway1956> no updates in about 24 hours now
[11:47:22] <crutchy> Subsentient, i'm working on a server, not a client
[11:47:33] <Runaway1956> probably used cheap WD hard drives . . . .
[11:49:25] <crutchy> hmm. looks like enter *should* work
[11:49:40] <crutchy> it works in the ircd code that i pilfered
[11:50:10] <crutchy> might start again
[11:53:44] <crutchy> hmm. that works better
[11:53:49] <crutchy> dunno what i fucked up before
[11:53:58] <cmn32480> interesting.. setting the p[oll to be a part of the story prevents it from displaying on the main page
[11:54:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, yes, this is expected behavior
[11:54:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it's part of the story instead
[11:57:57] <Runaway1956> #smake everyone
[11:57:57] * MrPlow smakes everyone upside the head with a small trout
[12:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> parsing html in C is a bitch
[12:09:59] * crutchy started with some little helper lib functions for parsing
[12:09:59] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Why are you doing that?
[12:10:13] <crutchy> though, admittedly php probably makes it easier
[12:10:23] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: try SubStrings.Between()
[12:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, so i can pull the title and description from a webpage for #submit
[12:10:44] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: SubStrings.Between() is what you want.
[12:10:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not actually parsing it, i'm ghetto parsing it.
[12:11:03] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: SubStrings.Between().
[12:11:08] <crutchy> ghetto parsing?
[12:11:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, is it case insensitive? cause html sure as shit is.
[12:11:45] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: It's not case insensitive. You should find which case it contains and choose the parameters for Between accordingly
[12:11:52] <Subsentient> a simple SubStrings.Find()
[12:12:01] * TheMightyBuzzard thumps his head against the wall
[12:12:08] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: It's not hard.
[12:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> <title> == <Title> == <TItle> == ... == <TITLE>
[12:12:40] <crutchy> tmb, make a copy of the html and lowercase it for finding the indexes that you wanna extract text between
[12:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am NOT writing even that many permutations
[12:12:41] <Subsentient> if (strstr(stringy, "<title>")) ToUse = "<title>";
[12:12:55] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I have never in my entire life seen mixed case html tags.
[12:13:03] <crutchy> Subsentient, it happens
[12:13:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i have and they're technically legal
[12:13:42] <crutchy> but if you just lowercase the html for finding the extraction char indexes you can use them on the normal html
[12:13:55] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Looks like I'll eventually have to update SubStrings for that. There's also SubStrings.ASCII.LowerS()
[12:14:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> would bork on unicode though
[12:14:42] <Subsentient> not on utf-8
[12:14:46] <Subsentient> Well, I guessw
[12:14:51] <Subsentient> with e with accents etc
[12:15:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you don't transform the chars, c gives not a shit bout unicode. bytes is bytes.
[12:15:26] <Subsentient> Very true.
[12:15:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> fear not young hero. i only got like 3-4 functions to rewrite. won't take THAT long.
[12:16:19] <crutchy> there shouldn't be any unicode in between <>
[12:16:30] <crutchy> this is what i did: https://github.com
[12:16:31] <smake> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/lib_http.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[12:16:37] <crutchy> might not be very useful for c
[12:16:53] <crutchy> but it does the lowercase thingy for finding tag content
[12:16:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh sweet, i can copy pasta one of the functions and just change a var name n search string.
[12:17:11] <crutchy> lol
[12:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly shoulda made it more universal but fuck it
[12:24:18] <crutchy> or you could lowercase all the tags before you search 'em
[12:24:20] <crutchy> https://github.com
[12:24:21] <smake> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/lib_http.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[12:24:27] <crutchy> probably not as efficient though
[12:28:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! found a bug! i was stomping all over a pretty crucial var by using it instead of a movable pointer for searching through it in a function.
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[12:48:55] <cmn32480> it wasn't a cockroach was it?
[12:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, but i'm pretty sure it was a Democrat.
[12:55:02] <cmn32480> awww... you squashed my wofe?
[12:55:05] <cmn32480> *wife?
[12:55:18] <crutchy> cmn32480, that's your jerb
[12:55:21] <crutchy> ;-p
[12:55:35] <cmn32480> been with her 15 years.. just found out she is a registered democrat
[12:55:48] <crutchy> burn the witch!
[12:55:49] <cmn32480> am considering divorce
[12:56:13] <crutchy> could be worse. she could be a trump supporter
[12:56:44] <crutchy> actually, i dunno what's worse. its like comparing two turds :/
[12:57:19] <crutchy> apparently australia is having a federal election in july
[12:57:32] <cmn32480> you get fined if you don't vote or somethign, right?
[12:57:51] <crutchy> nah. just if you don't show up and get yer name ticked off the list
[12:58:06] <crutchy> i just walk out after that
[12:58:16] <crutchy> i guess that's a vote in a way
[12:58:30] <crutchy> i vote that they're all a bunch of incompetent dickheads
[12:58:58] <cmn32480> "none of the Above" isn't a choice for you either?
[12:59:34] <crutchy> i just take the voting papers, fold them up and put them in the box
[12:59:42] <crutchy> so its sort of a 'none of the above'
[13:00:04] <crutchy> i don't bother going to the booths
[13:00:05] <Runaway1956> Of course, "none of the above"
[13:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you should draw boobs on them first. ballot counters need some entertainment.
[13:01:18] <crutchy> nah that would give too much credibility to the whole process
[13:01:20] <Runaway1956> Johnson, 2016
[13:01:26] <cmn32480> "None of the Above" in sharpie...
[13:01:33] <cmn32480> witha picture of a cock and balls
[13:01:47] <nick> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[13:01:48] <smake> ^ 03Election 2015: MP thanks voter for penis ballot paper mark - BBC Newsbeat
[13:01:51] <crutchy> Prime Minister Dickbutt
[13:02:35] <cmn32480> He was a Linebacker for the Bears? Dick Buttkiss
[13:02:56] <crutchy> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[13:02:57] <smake> ^ 03What is the 'dronecode'? Rules on flying drones safely and legally - BBC Newsbeat
[13:03:07] <crutchy> wow. a drone hit an airliner coming in to land?
[13:03:09] <crutchy> or take off?
[13:03:20] <crutchy> oh. landing
[13:03:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i shall have me something breakfasty and poke at testbot some more later.
[13:03:43] <Runaway1956> I don't think it was a drone - it was a missile that failed to detonate
[13:03:56] <Runaway1956> Damned terrists everywhere
[13:04:01] <crutchy> ah yeah
[13:04:16] <crutchy> cos drones only shoot freedum missiles :p
[13:04:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> have him down to minor bugs that i've put in myself by trying to be too clever.
[13:05:11] <Runaway1956> cmn32480 why don't you run over the FAH servers and reboot them?
[13:05:16] <Runaway1956> Pretty please?
[13:05:26] <cmn32480> that's a pretty long commute for me
[13:05:43] <Runaway1956> So, I'll toss you a twenty on payday.
[13:06:07] <Runaway1956> (of course the joke is, we don't GET paid!)
[13:06:52] <cmn32480> as a SoylentNews eidtor.. I am very familiar with that
[13:07:28] <Runaway1956> But, you get to bask in the glow of fine company and talk about good drink
[13:08:00] <cmn32480> when does this start? after I go to bed every night??
[13:08:23] * nick hiccup
[13:08:38] <Runaway1956> uh-huh - when you get to be our age, TMB and I will talk to Mommy and Daddy, see if you can stay up late
[13:09:39] <cmn32480> do me a favor... beat my oldest inot not doing that, would you?
[13:10:16] <Runaway1956> I'm shocked that you would ask such a thing. A real man beats his own wife and kids, not ask for help.
[13:11:28] * Runaway1956 wonders if cmn is a secret liberal progressive
[13:12:43] <cmn32480> he apparently has formed a habit of sneaking downstairs to get his tablet.. and not going to bed
[13:12:51] <cmn32480> this causes him to fall asleep at school
[13:13:01] <cmn32480> oh I'm gonna take care of it tonight
[13:13:05] <cmn32480> no worries there...
[13:13:19] <cmn32480> need some relief for after my arms gets tired
[13:13:40] <Runaway1956> Just don't cripple him - if he's missing a leg or something, the child welfare people will want to get involved
[13:13:55] <cmn32480> a reddened backside never hurt anybody
[13:14:41] <Runaway1956> Well, I've heard that it harms little liberal's psyches. That's probably because they are mutants, and they keep their psyches in their orifices.
[13:15:30] <cmn32480> it'll likely cause him a microaggression... which is nothing compared to my macroaggression
[13:17:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> a day without spanking a kid is like a day without sunshine
[13:18:28] <cmn32480> nah... I don't LIKE spanking my kids
[13:18:36] <Runaway1956> My youngest, years ago, liked to walk up to Granny's house in the late afternoon, or early evening - and stay til after dark
[13:18:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> you must be doing it wrong then
[13:18:42] <cmn32480> it is, however, a necessary evil sometimes
[13:18:48] <Runaway1956> I got tired of hearing that he was afraid to walk home in the dark
[13:19:09] <Runaway1956> so I cut a switch off the peach tree, walked up to granny's, and asked him why he wasn't home
[13:19:19] <Runaway1956> he says, "im scared of the dark"
[13:19:32] <Runaway1956> I says, "There's nothing out there as scare as your Dad"
[13:19:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> teach em about capitalism, tell em for each dollar they give you they get one less swat.
[13:19:48] <Runaway1956> and proceeded to switch his ass until he ran to fast for me to keep up with
[13:19:57] <cmn32480> lol
[13:20:06] <cmn32480> yeah... we coun't get away wiht that in MAryland
[13:20:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> just don't tell em how many swats they have coming beforehand
[13:20:27] <Runaway1956> His Mama thought that was mean - but the kid never called the house to get another ride home
[13:21:15] <cmn32480> I think it is genius
[13:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i have a policy that during hide n seek games, the roomies kids owe me a dollar if they hide in my room.
[13:22:10] <Runaway1956> The real genius there, TMB, would be charging the OTHER kids ANOTHER dollar each to check your room.
[13:22:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, good idea.
[13:23:38] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmm - time for the wife to be home - and I don't have fresh coffee made
[13:23:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> da boy still owes me $2. i'm greatly enjoying tellin him "pay me my $2 first" whenever he asks me for something.
[13:23:52] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[13:23:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2472
[13:24:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, hurry! we don't want you gettin shot dead. maybe a flesh wound but not dead.
[13:24:18] <cmn32480> like the newspaperboy... "Where's my $2?
[13:26:01] <Runaway1956> $2 for the newspaperboy? That is so 1960's man - today is ten bucks anyway.
[13:26:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i needa get a shower, to go find a nearby tobacco store n get more fixins, and to test my trolling motor. all within the next two hours.
[13:26:53] <Runaway1956> The trollin' motor is working, just check the board.
[13:26:55] <cmn32480> it was a movie... but I forget which one
[13:27:44] <cmn32480> Google says it was from "Better Off Dead" in 1985
[13:28:24] <Runaway1956> Well, hell - FedEx tracking says my new video card won't be here today
[13:28:38] * Runaway1956 is also saving up for a new video card for the wife's 'puter
[13:29:12] <Runaway1956> GTX 780 TI
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[13:44:07] <cmn32480> spiffy
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[14:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> my trolling motor still works, woohoo!
[14:53:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> now to get things loaded n get some food in me so i don't starvate while i'm out battling the wily catfoosh.
[14:54:48] <Gravis> this seems like the logical response: https://soylentnews.org
[14:54:49] <smake> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[14:57:59] <cmn32480> TMB - based on the above comment.. so does Gravis'
[14:58:31] <Gravis> cmn32480: no fair, i'm not reading that log. >_<
[15:00:21] <Runaway1956> Drunk Russians? Say it isn't so!
[15:01:02] <Runaway1956> Gravis - just throw the damned log on the fire. No need to read it.
[15:01:45] <Gravis> Runaway1956: nah, it's good for machines and on occasion, some laughs
[15:11:48] * Subsentient is poking around OpenBSD, still likes it best as far as BSDs go
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[16:46:41] <Runaway1956> Public Citizen President Robert Weissman was just arrested at the U.S. Capitol.
[16:46:42] <Runaway1956> Can you make an urgent donation to support Public Citizen right now?
[16:46:42] <Runaway1956> Robert was taken into police custody moments ago for speaking up against Citizens United and for voting rights as a leader of Democracy Awakening.
[16:46:42] <Runaway1956> His sudden arrest was the culmination of a large-scale mobilization — organized by Public Citizen and 300 allied groups — to demand:
[16:46:42] <Runaway1956> Overturn Citizens United and other rulings that allow billionaires and Big Business to spend literally as much as they want undermining our elections.
[16:46:45] <Runaway1956> Stop Congress’ unprecedented partisan stonewalling on its constitutional obligations in filling the vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court.
[16:46:48] <Runaway1956> Restore the 1965 Voting Rights Act that was gutted a few years ago, enabling states to reinstitute discriminatory laws the likes of which we haven’t seen since the Jim Crow era.
[16:54:53] <cmn32480> the problem with campaign finance reform is that the idiots who have to pass it are the same idiots that benefit from the way the system is now. It will take a Constitutional amendment to fix it
[16:55:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/Constitutional amendment/second American revolution/
[16:59:26] <cmn32480> #submit http://www.huffingtonpost.com
[16:59:26] <MrPlow> Temporarily out of order.
[16:59:28] <Gravis> wait... isn't this a dupe? https://soylentnews.org
[16:59:29] <smake> ^ 03SN article: Pig Hearts Survive in Baboons for More than Two Years 04(6 comments) ( https://soylentnews.org )
[16:59:42] <cmn32480> BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:59:48] <cmn32480> ~submit http://www.huffingtonpost.com
[16:59:50] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[17:00:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: like we didn't all see *that* coming.
[17:00:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> also why doesn't exec fall back to the <title> tag of there's no <meta description="og:title"> tag?
[17:01:31] <cmn32480> ~submit http://www.huffingtonpost.com
[17:01:33] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[17:02:23] <cmn32480> dunno ^^ crutchy
[17:08:28] <chromas> although, if there's no meta description tag, then there's nothing to submit
[17:19:52] <Gravis> hmm... whodathunkit. the high-five was invented in 1977
[17:21:01] <Gravis> modern miracles ARE real. ;)
[17:49:59] <Runaway1956> So, cmn32480 - supply some metadata: Helicopter parents raise little pussies, unfit to live in the real world
[18:11:05] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[18:11:06] * exec metrosexually poops an exabyte of ice cream for #Soylent
[18:13:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> yay ice cream!
[18:13:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...wait though, it's also poop.
[18:13:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> hmmm.
[18:13:34] * AndyTheAbsurd rejects the poop cream
[18:21:46] <Runaway1956> Just rub some on your sphincter, AndyTheAbsurd - it wards off the Rhoids.
[18:21:55] <Runaway1956> These aren't the Rhoids you are looking for.
[18:42:53] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: nice
[18:49:41] <chromas> Hm, I thought Huffington Post was pro-victimhood
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[19:23:01] <Runaway1956> I thought the NSA was supposed to be stealthy - and here it is making a fuss - in and out, in and out, just like kids or dogs
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[21:06:43] <Gravis> lol "Please, for the love of science, reason, & faith in humanity, do NOT name the damn boat "Boaty McBoatface."
[21:12:18] <SirFinkus> the best boat name "The Seaward"
[21:16:55] <Gravis> that cheating bitch! "Dempsey Nibbs, 69, killed Judith Nibbs, his partner of 30 years, after he became angry when she admitted to having affairs."
[21:17:09] <Gravis> though decapitation is a bit much for cheating
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[21:27:03] <Gravis> humans are funny because they all think they are somehow important
[21:43:00] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:43:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2473
[21:43:46] <crutchy> Gravis, some humans do. some just like whining about not feeling important enough
[21:45:03] <crutchy> i guess feeling important probably gives some people motivation to get out of bed in the morning
[21:45:40] <crutchy> dunno. humans are funny
[21:48:38] <crutchy> http://www.skynews.com.au
[21:48:39] <smake> ^ 03July election likely after ABCC rejection
[21:49:18] <crutchy> its ironic that aussie labor and green parties lurve government involvement, except when it might affect their precious unions :/
[21:50:29] <crutchy> they should have named it the "keeping buildings safe commission"
[21:51:13] <crutchy> no important-sounding name, no coin
[21:51:58] <crutchy> to be fair it probably wouldn't have done much anyway, but that's only cos most government departments and commissions don't do much
[21:52:12] <crutchy> except waste money
[21:52:21] <crutchy> they're *really* efficient at that
[23:08:52] <SirFinkus> god dammit
[23:09:06] <SirFinkus> can't renew my drivers license online because my eyes are fuck
[23:09:14] <SirFinkus> *fucked
[23:13:31] <SirFinkus> that's ableist or something
[23:17:40] <takyon> ~submit https://www.eff.org
[23:18:10] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[23:23:07] <takyon> #submit https://www.eff.org
[23:23:07] <MrPlow> Temporarily out of order.
[23:23:09] <takyon> omfg
[23:23:18] * SirFinkus blames cisco
[23:24:34] <takyon> I'm too lazy to write that one up
[23:24:41] <takyon> it can just die
[23:43:09] <Gravis> ha! what a fraud! https://uk.news.yahoo.com
[23:43:11] <smake> ^ 03Fan Sues Kanye And Jay Z's Tidal Over Album
[23:43:36] <Gravis> "My album will never never never be on Apple. And it will never be for sale... You can only get it on Tidal." - West's The Life Of Pablo has since been released for free on Apple Music and Spotify.
[23:51:14] <SirFinkus> his music is garbage anyway
[23:51:40] <SirFinkus> and he thinks he's fucking mozart or something