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[00:01:30] crutchy_ is now known as crutchy
[00:16:27] <cmn32480> just found out my wife is a Democrat
[00:16:38] * cmn32480 is not looking forward to the divorce proceedings.
[00:16:50] <cmn32480> she has managed to hide it from me for 15 years
[00:27:21] <crutchy> just make sure you don't use logic to convince her otherwise
[00:27:53] <crutchy> just tell her minorities and women will die if she votes democrat
[00:27:55] <crutchy> :p
[00:28:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, sweet. tell her you're redistributing her boobs.
[00:28:46] <crutchy> actually, to be brutally honest i don't think it really matters a shit who she votes for. you guys are just picking from the best of two evils anyway
[00:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we're not really picking. it's a foregone conclusion.
[00:29:28] <crutchy> rand paul *might* have made a difference, but he's not running anymore :(
[00:29:35] <crutchy> lol yeah probably that too
[00:29:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean hell, i called the leaders a year ago. the debates and keeping it close is just for show.
[00:30:23] <crutchy> i wouldn't be surprised if trump votes for hillary
[00:30:33] <crutchy> he's probably shagged her in the past
[00:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be a pretty epic troll
[00:31:06] <crutchy> he help put her in the sentate
[00:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> what'd be even better is if he picked her for his veep
[00:31:29] <crutchy> oooh yeah
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[00:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd spend an entire day laughing
[00:31:50] <crutchy> then it would really be the republocrats :p
[00:32:09] <crutchy> don't sith lords come in pairs?
[00:32:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas how they used to do it really though. second place generally became veep.
[00:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> Always two there are, no more no less.
[00:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> trump's gonna replace GW's head on the $1 with the trollface
[00:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, time to drink the last beer in the house i think.
[00:35:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a smoke just because.
[00:37:41] <chromas> linux-- # no autohotkey replacement
[00:37:41] <Bender> karma - linux: 10
[00:43:59] <crutchy> chromas, you're obviously holding it wrong
[00:44:19] <crutchy> autohotkeyctl replace butt
[00:49:24] <chromas> I saw similar answers on the internet, "why would you want to do that? write a script!"
[00:49:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yer aware you can bind any key combination to a shell script, yeah? including a shell script that sends keystrokes to whatever's active?
[00:49:56] <chromas> Does it move the mouse?
[00:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> witness...
[00:50:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:50:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2458
[00:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> can, yes
[00:50:27] <chromas> I'm raking shekels with mechanical turk and I'm trying to automate away most of the clicky parts
[00:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.semicomplete.com
[00:50:53] <smake> ^ 03xdotool - command-line X11 automation tool
[00:51:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> witness my own macroness:
[00:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:51:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2459
[00:51:30] <chromas> neat
[00:51:31] <chromas> thanks
[00:51:34] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard++
[00:51:34] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 230
[00:52:08] <chromas> kde does hotkeys but not mouse moving 'n' clicking. fpos. time to uninstall
[00:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[00:52:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> xdotool can do mouse stuff too
[00:53:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's harder to set hotkeys in openbox but i do much appreciate the snappiness of it compared to any other DE
[00:55:03] <crutchy> chromas, you could make a pascal program to move the mouse for you
[00:55:12] <crutchy> moving the mouse with your own hand is soooo yesterday
[00:55:28] <chromas> oh yeah
[00:55:35] <crutchy> connect the mouse-moving program to monopoly
[00:55:39] * chromas hasn't pascalled in months
[00:55:41] <crutchy> then we can all move your mouse :D
[00:55:44] <chromas> lol
[00:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> also got some lurve for the oss radeonsi driver as of today. much quicker on the regular old day to day stuff and plays steam shat better as well so far.
[00:57:51] <chromas> how does it compare to the closed one?
[00:58:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i mean.
[00:58:27] <chromas> oh; thought you meant compared to older versions of the open driver
[00:58:34] * chromas runs nvidia for maximum fastitude
[00:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> 2d it are much more responsive. 3d it's at least competitive.
[00:58:48] * chromas awaits Gravis shitting on nvidia
[00:59:02] <chromas> does it work with wine?
[00:59:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno but it's doing fine with beer so far
[00:59:54] <chromas> I've always had the issue that most games won't even start with the open drivers
[00:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently amd's been putting a lot of effort into the oss version
[01:00:05] <chromas> it lies and makes the claim that the opengl driver is missing
[01:00:24] <chromas> they should if they ever want APUs to catch on
[01:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> who da fuq wants an apu?
[01:01:02] <crutchy> oh APU's are awesome
[01:01:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i want discreet shit so i can pull it out, stomp on it, and replace it with shiny new shit.
[01:01:18] <crutchy> assuming you mean auxilliary power unit?
[01:01:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, that's amd's name for slapping the cpu and video cores on the same die
[01:01:55] <crutchy> they're like jet engines for little people
[01:02:13] <chromas> racist
[01:02:18] <chromas> they're called midgets
[01:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought they were called hobbits
[01:02:38] <crutchy> i was thinking shortstacks
[01:02:40] <crutchy> but yeah
[01:02:45] <chromas> asians
[01:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> or were those the little gay dwarves in LotR?
[01:03:04] <crutchy> new zealanders?
[01:03:14] <crutchy> i think they get shorter from fucking too many sheep
[01:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that was a model guy who moonlighted as a spy
[01:03:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ben stiller played him
[01:04:25] * chromas bitches some more about how only E allows separate virtual desktop switching per screen
[01:04:36] <crutchy> doesn't ben stiller play a gay guy in every movie?
[01:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, no, that's stan lee
[01:05:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> or possibly kevin bacon
[01:05:17] <crutchy> ~g stan lee
[01:05:20] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:05:28] <crutchy> nah kevin bacon was awesome in apollo 13
[01:05:34] * TheMightyBuzzard boggles at crutchy
[01:05:54] <crutchy> i think i heard the name before, but fiik who stan lee is
[01:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> he only created all the best marvel comics heroes
[01:06:27] <chromas> he appears in 85% of all comic book movies
[01:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and then had the good sense to hand them off to someone who could write them better than him.
[01:07:47] <chromas> they should blackface him in one of the movies
[01:07:58] <crutchy> did stan lee invent the word 'fap'?
[01:08:13] <crutchy> as a comic book impact sound?
[01:08:35] <chromas> probably
[01:08:53] <chromas> *swarf!* *croom!*
[01:09:38] <crutchy> the word 'swarf' is pretty common in the aerospace industry
[01:09:50] <crutchy> maybe cos they're superheroes too :p
[01:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> they just all wanna be hal jordan
[01:11:50] <crutchy> ~g hal jordan
[01:11:53] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:12:16] <crutchy> ahhh
[01:12:27] * crutchy is a bit gren when it comes to comics
[01:13:22] <crutchy> holy shit "As Parallax, Hal was one of the most powerful beings in all of the DC Universe. In addition to his normal Green Lantern powers, he was able to manipulate and reconfigure time-space to his will, manipulate reality at a large scale, had vast superhuman strength which he demonstrated by being able to knock out Superman with one punch"
[01:14:11] <crutchy> eventually they'll make a superhero so powerful he'll knock out parallax with one punch
[01:14:21] <crutchy> and it will be called "a board with a nail"!
[01:15:07] <crutchy> and who the fk named him 'green lantern'? sounds like something you take camping
[01:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer sock with a half-brick innit
[01:15:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, it was. he had an actual green lantern that he powered his lucky special ring up from.
[01:16:18] <crutchy> lucky special ring' eh. sounds kinda gay
[01:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> well he did wear tights
[01:17:00] <crutchy> hmm. i think you may have been onto something with stan lee being gay
[01:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> unlike deadpool who wore tights so everyone could see the outline of his package.
[01:17:54] <crutchy> oh shit
[01:17:55] <crutchy> http://www.smh.com.au
[01:17:57] <smake> ^ 03Japan's Kumamoto rocked by magnitude 7.3 earthquake 24 hours after first shock
[01:18:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'll teach em to fuck wit godzilla
[01:19:07] <crutchy> its gojira you moron!
[01:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> pfft, anyone who watched the badly dubbed, guy in a rubber lizard suit movies knows it's godzilla
[01:20:04] * crutchy is a fan of the 1985 version
[01:20:21] <crutchy> esp the soundtrack
[01:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube blue oyster cult godzilla
[01:20:26] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:21:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i need more nicotine and to see if the roomie n kiddos is here yet
[01:22:53] <crutchy> the old godzilla has such a badass look. http://cdn1-www.craveonline.com
[01:26:56] <crutchy> oooooh http://www.theverge.com
[01:26:57] <smake> ^ 03Godzilla looks big, ugly, and scary as hell in new trailer for Japanese reboot | The Verge
[01:27:06] <crutchy> hell yessss!
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[01:32:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit yeah, that's some quality godzilla
[01:37:07] * crutchy goes looking for a better trailer
[01:39:50] <crutchy> godzilla 3 wtf? just looks like a fkin trex from jurassic park :/
[01:40:55] <crutchy> hmm. looks like that first one was the official trailer
[01:43:17] <crutchy> http://www.theguardian.com
[01:43:18] <smake> ^ 03Australian refugees: Greens to propose increasing intake to 50,000 a year | Australia news | The Guardian
[01:43:23] <crutchy> bahahahahaa!!
[01:43:35] <crutchy> the greens think they're an actual political party
[01:43:41] <crutchy> that's so cute :p
[01:44:18] <crutchy> not that the idea is that bad
[01:44:49] <crutchy> actually if the gov eliminated welfare we could open the floodgates for all i care
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[02:40:11] <SirFinkus> http://www.therestartpage.com
[02:40:11] <smake> ^ 03The Restart Page - Free unlimited rebooting experience from vintage operating systems ( http://www.therestartpage.com )
[02:48:02] ButtBreath|NUT is now known as ButtBreath
[02:48:11] <ButtBreath> Man, sadness abounds.
[02:48:52] <SirFinkus> wasn7t me
[02:48:53] <ButtBreath> THe one night I want to have a few beers at the local place, the one time it announces that it is hosting a band that's playing speed-metal versions of NES songs.
[02:49:15] <ButtBreath> They start in two hours. I' already fucking wqasted
[02:49:43] <SirFinkus> sounds shitty
[02:51:07] <ButtBreath> The bartender and I were like, "like the minibosses?" The drummers was like, "no, like them, only 10 years later."
[02:51:48] <ButtBreath> I'm keeping on my blue-collar attire just in case.
[02:53:14] <ButtBreath> Jeans, a Hanes plain T-shirt with a front pocket, steel-toe boots, and your mommas sucking my cock.
[02:54:27] <ButtBreath> They never could pass-up a street-level construction worker. BahahahHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!
[02:56:15] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:56:21] <smake> ^ 03Boeing 737-400 Cockpit Flight LCLK-LGTS | Cockpit Takeoff and Landing | GoPro Full Flight - YouTube
[02:56:38] <SirFinkus> this is how I spend my fridays
[02:57:18] <ButtBreath> Sounds more awesome than shitposting on SN.
[02:57:32] <SirFinkus> I probably should shitpost more often
[02:58:09] <SirFinkus> but I only have a certain amount of shitposting I can do in a day, and I use up a lot of that in English
[02:58:14] <ButtBreath> It's good fun.
[02:59:08] <ButtBreath> Become one with the loser-life.
[03:00:03] <SirFinkus> idk, watching cockpit videos of planes taking off on a friday s probably in "loser" territory
[03:00:32] <ButtBreath> Being here on a friday is loser territory.
[03:00:48] <SirFinkus> see? I've embraced it pretty thoroughly
[03:01:07] <SirFinkus> I just need to start an internet argument
[03:01:13] <SirFinkus> Subsentient, fite me
[03:02:04] <ButtBreath> You need to get laid, dude.
[03:02:17] <SirFinkus> why do you think I called Subsentient?
[03:02:55] <ButtBreath> I don't know, why?
[03:03:08] <SirFinkus> he's always good for a roll in the hay
[03:03:37] <ButtBreath> Which one of you gaped open the other's anus?
[03:03:52] <ButtBreath> B-B-B Bird's the word B-B-B Bird's the word
[03:03:56] <SirFinkus> we were both pre gaped
[03:04:21] <SirFinkus> anyway, seems like something you'd know, I'm in the market for a good 2x12 cab
[03:04:25] <SirFinkus> any thoughts?
[03:04:51] <ButtBreath> I don't know shit about 2X12 cabs.
[03:05:00] <SirFinkus> fair nuff, figured I'd ask
[03:05:19] <ButtBreath> go on craigslist
[03:06:01] <SirFinkus> I have, it's 95% combo amps
[03:06:06] <SirFinkus> I'm considering just building my own
[03:06:20] <SirFinkus> I figure I can build a box and screw speakers into it
[03:06:29] <ButtBreath> Do it. It's a hipster challenge of every coming-of-age man.
[03:06:56] <SirFinkus> my pos peavy blew up, so I could build a 1x12 too
[03:07:18] <ButtBreath> Peaveys don't blow up.
[03:07:28] <SirFinkus> tell that to my peavey that blew up
[03:07:32] <ButtBreath> What is this, a Twisted Sister video?
[03:08:01] <ButtBreath> Did you turn the volume up to '10' and the fucking thing blew its top?
[03:08:18] <SirFinkus> no, actually was using settings I found in the manual
[03:08:52] <SirFinkus> which I'm assuming are fairly conservative
[03:09:11] <SirFinkus> I think it may have been the reverb tank
[03:09:44] <SirFinkus> it was making some pretty bad feedback noises at anything above 1, so it might have fucked things up in the amp proper
[03:09:56] <SirFinkus> but idk shit about it really
[03:10:02] <ButtBreath> Fink, it was because your transistor went microphonic.
[03:10:17] <ButtBreath> They do that when the substrate rattles away from the package.
[03:10:35] <SirFinkus> it was a pos amp anyway, loud as fuck though
[03:10:38] <SirFinkus> got it for free
[03:11:10] <takyon_> this is a ton of editing i'm doing on this pale moon sub
[03:11:25] <cmn32480> https://library.creativecow.net
[03:11:28] <takyon_> hopefully it will make it much more readable
[03:11:31] <cmn32480> Sirfinkus ^^
[03:11:49] <cmn32480> http://google.com
[03:11:49] <ButtBreath> takyon, can palemoon install on win32 without fatal choking yet?
[03:11:50] <smake> ^ 03Google ( http://www.google.com )
[03:12:22] <takyon_> idk. probably
[03:12:30] <takyon_> it's basically a copy of firefox
[03:12:32] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[03:12:33] <smake> ^ 03SN Submission by Kellnik.Kupa: Mozilla vs. Palemoon - Mozilla's fragile state
[03:12:35] <takyon_> sub in question
[03:13:05] <ButtBreath> Opensoucefags say its so easy to fork shit, but can't get it to work.
[03:14:26] <chromas> 32--
[03:14:26] <Bender> karma - 32: -1
[03:16:39] <ButtBreath> STALK FACEBOOK
[03:17:14] <takyon_> maybe you were holding it wrong
[03:19:00] <ButtBreath> Not me, bahhaha.
[03:19:11] * SirFinkus gets another space dust
[03:20:26] <ButtBreath> That's racist.
[03:23:06] <SirFinkus> I hope Anheuser-Busch doesn't fuck with them at all
[03:23:28] <ButtBreath> They will.
[03:23:33] <ButtBreath> But the true niggers will defeat them.
[03:24:04] <ButtBreath> ANheiser-Busch is copting beer like MS is coopting your prescious Linux.
[03:24:43] <ButtBreath> You fags will do nothing but stand by and watch as your way of life is destroyed.
[03:24:43] <ButtBreath> Hahahahahahahaha
[03:24:45] <ButtBreath> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
[03:25:21] <takyon_> breweries are a dime a dozen
[03:25:34] <SirFinkus> elysian is well above average though
[03:25:47] <SirFinkus> I like all their beers that I've tried
[03:25:56] <ButtBreath> Yes, run Ubuntu 16.10,
[03:26:12] <takyon_> anybody can start a goddamn microbrewery, find some names that aren't trademarked to slap on the labels, get bought out by ABInBevMillerCoors, then continue making beer at home
[03:26:42] <SirFinkus> I give 0 fucks who owns them really, as long as the beer is good
[03:27:22] <ButtBreath> Ted Cruz for president. Run Ubuntu Linux to make America Great!
[03:27:25] <ButtBreath> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
[03:28:56] <takyon_> 5 more days to work on my 4/20 article
[03:29:23] <ButtBreath> shit, takyon, you always did dem good ones.
[03:29:37] <ButtBreath> I'll post for that shit.
[03:30:14] <SirFinkus> "Hombre, a Mexican-style lager, brewed as a house beer for a local Mexican restaurant"
[03:30:24] <SirFinkus> that's gotta be racist or something
[03:30:49] <takyon_> there's a lot of good stuff coinciding with it.....
[03:31:16] <takyon_> The UN General Assembly Special Session (UNGASS) on the "World Drug Problem" began yesterday [4/19/2016, also "Bicycle Day"].
[03:31:19] <ButtBreath> PFBLFBLFLFLFlfb
[03:31:30] <ButtBreath> Wha, just ejected a shit-ration.
[03:31:38] <SirFinkus> UNNNNNNNNG AAASSSS
[03:31:50] <takyon_> also if you guys can think of a title, I don't have one
[03:31:51] <ButtBreath> Goddamn faggots.
[03:32:07] <takyon_> last year's was "4/20: StonerNews is People"
[03:32:09] <ButtBreath> takyon, here's a title:
[03:32:26] * SirFinkus watches the wheels spin
[03:32:39] * takyon_ waits with baited buttbreath
[03:32:46] <SirFinkus> *bated
[03:32:48] <ButtBreath> "The counterproductive effects of globalization of opiate addiction upon most peoples. "
[03:32:55] <ButtBreath> Or,
[03:33:16] <SirFinkus> DUDE WEED LMAO
[03:33:18] <SirFinkus> equally good
[03:33:35] <ButtBreath> "How America intends to enslave the world, "Heroin for all, especially since Afghanistan."
[03:33:35] <takyon_> I did put some stuff about opium trade in afghanistan in there, but I haven't touched on "the heroin epidemic" yet. thanks for reminding me
[03:35:14] <ButtBreath> some people give a shit about it.
[03:35:44] <takyon_> I'll work afghanistan, heroin, and opiate addiction into the same section
[03:36:09] <ButtBreath> Do it.
[03:36:14] * SirFinkus is listening to The Velvet Underground — Heroin, from the album The Velvet Underground & Nico
[03:38:58] * ButtBreath is listening to "it's the Jews"
[03:40:03] <SirFinkus> that's just your inner monologue
[03:40:17] <ButtBreath> Oh, Coachellafest is going on now.
[03:40:25] <ButtBreath> Corporate bullshit.
[03:40:43] <ButtBreath> Not "just", it's my outer vaginal monologue
[03:40:53] <ButtBreath> PFFTFFP{SSSPSTSST
[03:41:05] * SirFinkus 's anal labia twitch
[03:41:15] <ButtBreath> Coachellafest has brought shame to my homeland.
[03:43:19] <takyon_> inb4 woodstock 60th anniversary
[03:43:39] <ButtBreath> takyon, this is nothing like Woodstock.
[03:43:52] <takyon_> i'm just expressing a statement
[03:44:16] * SirFinkus is listening to The Velvet Underground — European Son, from the album The Velvet Underground & Nico
[03:44:21] <SirFinkus> jesus, this is some redneck shit
[03:44:29] <SirFinkus> I didn't realize before
[03:44:45] <ButtBreath> Fucking junk addicts.
[03:46:31] <SirFinkus> just give em as much as they want for free, the problem solve itself
[03:46:55] <ButtBreath> Let them SHITPOST on internet fora
[03:47:01] <ButtBreath> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!
[03:47:46] <SirFinkus> they're junkies, they can't shit very well
[03:48:03] <SirFinkus> might need an enema for shitposts
[03:48:18] <ButtBreath> UNNNNGg....*PPBTBBPPB*...*P*BB****B*B*B*BPBPB*...
[03:48:33] <ButtBreath> *BLAT* AHHHHHHHHHunnnnnnnnhhhh
[03:48:35] <ButtBreath> HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[03:50:16] <ButtBreath> Hahahah, fucking faggots.
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[03:52:44] <noFreeSpeech> Hahaha, fucking awesome.
[03:55:32] <takyon_> .op
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[03:55:42] <takyon_> I got the censorship ready
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[04:05:11] <crutchy> aww you scared him off :p
[04:05:34] <crutchy> must be drinkin time for ol' eth
[04:06:10] <takyon_> more like lights out
[04:07:11] <crutchy> ~time san diego
[04:07:13] <exec> Friday, 15 April 2016 @ 9:07 pm PDT - San Diego, CA, USA
[04:07:40] <takyon_> that's about when I blacked out 2 weeks ago
[04:14:19] <takyon_> looks like the story list is good for the next 15 hours
[04:14:20] <takyon_> later
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[05:07:08] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[05:10:20] <Gravis> fucking engineers. i asked a fucking yes or no question and got a long as confusing answer. answer the fucking question! ((ヾ(≧皿≦；)ノ＿))Fuuuuuu—-！
[05:22:12] <crutchy> what sort of engineer?
[05:22:56] <crutchy> sometimes engineers come up with complicated answers as a way of politely saying "do not fucking touch anything you idiot"
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[07:33:38] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
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[08:08:59] <Subsentient> censorship--
[08:08:59] <Bender> karma - censorship: -3
[08:09:03] <Subsentient> censorship--
[08:09:03] <Bender> karma - censorship: -4
[08:09:04] <Subsentient> censorship--
[08:09:04] <Bender> karma - censorship: -5
[08:09:16] <aqu4> cencorship--
[08:09:16] <Bender> karma - cencorship: -1
[08:09:27] <crutchy> ~g'day Subsentient o/
[08:09:29] * exec hurriedly queefs two fingers of NCommander at Subsentient
[08:09:31] <aqu4> censorship--
[08:09:31] <Bender> karma - censorship: -6
[08:09:33] <aqu4> censorship--
[08:09:33] <Bender> karma - censorship: -7
[08:09:34] <aqu4> censorship--
[08:09:34] <Bender> karma - censorship: -8
[08:09:38] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[08:09:40] * exec insatiably pours a bribe of gimlet for crutchy
[08:09:43] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[08:09:45] * exec metrosexually flings promises of 4you are now breathing manually at crutchy
[08:10:00] <crutchy> o.O
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[08:12:02] <Subsentient> crutchy: Yaaaaay I have a library to do the heavy lifting for event horizon! I'm going to start on actual code 4tonight
[08:12:39] <crutchy> library?! pffrrrt
[08:12:59] <crutchy> dependencies--
[08:12:59] <Bender> karma - dependencies: -1
[08:13:05] <Subsentient> crutchy: Well, it's an entire mail client, with intended support for pop3, imap, smtp etc
[08:13:25] <Subsentient> it also needs to read and fetch http stuff, and render it.
[08:14:18] <Subsentient> crutchy: I'm going to include in the source tree, so you don't need to compile it separately.
[08:14:28] <crutchy> i guess if you're writing an entire mail client theres gunna be some dependencies
[08:14:38] <crutchy> ah
[08:14:48] <Subsentient> crutchy: Aren't I awesome?
[08:15:02] <crutchy> $beer Subsentient
[08:15:02] * aqu4 gives Subsentient a cold can of beer
[08:15:15] <crutchy> Subsentient++
[08:15:15] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 51
[08:15:18] <Subsentient> crutchy: Event Horizon will not be open source until I make enough money to get out of poverty, but I'll give free licenses to everyone in this channel. :^)
[08:15:55] * Subsentient will distribute source with each license
[08:16:00] * Subsentient will not use any DRM
[08:16:12] <crutchy> you've seen how the movie 'event horizon' ended, right?
[08:16:30] <Subsentient> crutchy: Movie was unsettling me and my OCD, didn't get that fire.
[08:16:32] <Subsentient> far*
[08:16:47] <crutchy> it blows up :p
[08:17:13] <Subsentient> Well good, demon possessed spaceship exploding, no problem in my book.
[08:17:20] <crutchy> lol
[08:17:23] <crutchy> true
[08:17:51] * Subsentient wants someone to do some artwork for him, mostly for the icon
[08:18:49] * Subsentient wants a classy realistic black hole
[08:24:09] <Subsentient> crutchy: It feels unsettling to make a non-FOSS public application. As soon as I make enough money, I'll make event horizon public domain.
[08:24:17] <crutchy> ~g goatse
[08:24:19] <exec> [google] goatse.info/
[08:24:32] <Subsentient> 4NSFW
[08:24:38] <crutchy> ^realistic black hole :p
[08:25:08] <Subsentient> Yeah, as much as I'd actually do something like that in a FOSS app, I can't do it with commercial software.
[08:25:12] <Subsentient> :^)
[08:25:46] <crutchy> ah you wants them fancy alpha-blended light reflected thingys?
[08:26:21] <Subsentient> crutchy: No, just something classy that fits.
[08:26:41] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file irc.php
[08:26:43] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[08:26:44] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/irc.php"
[08:26:49] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file irc_lib.php
[08:26:53] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[08:26:54] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/irc_lib.php"
[08:27:02] <Subsentient> crutchy: Hi Chris.
[08:27:15] <crutchy> g'day bob
[08:27:18] <crutchy> heh
[08:27:19] <Subsentient> Ben*
[08:27:20] <Subsentient> :^)
[08:27:36] <crutchy> exec's not running on my pyewta
[08:27:50] <crutchy> its running somewhere in the USA
[08:28:10] <crutchy> wherever cmn32480 works :p
[08:29:58] <crutchy> ~restart
[08:30:00] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (64 kb)
[08:30:08] <crutchy> lets if if i don't bork it :p
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[08:30:16] <crutchy> *see
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[08:32:27] <crutchy> added ability to limit running scripts on certain servers, and also made it so i can load init and startup directives on individual files rather than just directories
[08:32:57] <crutchy> though the server restriction only applies to config macros
[08:33:13] <crutchy> i'll probably end up dumping the old pipe-delimited config eventually
[08:58:18] <Subsentient> Enjoying the classics: https://www.youtube.com
[08:58:20] <smake> ^ 03Terrance Phillip "Uncle Fucker" - YouTube
[08:59:18] <crutchy> lol
[08:59:39] * Subsentient lathers himself in peanut butter
[08:59:40] <crutchy> 'next up... kyle's mom is a big fat bitch.. in D minor'
[09:01:10] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[09:01:11] <smake> ^ 03South Park - Kyle's Mom's a Bitch - YouTube
[10:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:13:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2460
[10:32:25] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Just got libetpan working, now I can begin on Event Horizon! YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
[10:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[10:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> bsd license? cause i know you're wanting to sell this thing.
[10:33:45] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: compatible, just requires I offer their license notification in Event Horizon.
[10:33:53] <Subsentient> Doesn't require source distribution.
[10:34:49] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: If you're interested, when it's done, you can have a free license. ^^
[10:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[10:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> as long as i don't have to print it and keep it in my wallet. i already have a boat license, driver's license, two different ones to use/buy refrigerant, and a bunch of other types of ID what aren't technically a license to do anything.
[10:36:48] <Subsentient> lol
[10:37:16] <Subsentient> Nope, it won't have DRM or activation of any kind. The binaries will just be behind a passworded server.
[10:38:49] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Imagine a world, where you only receive mail you want to see. No more petition sites, corporate news, etc. One click, and it'll never show up again.
[10:39:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> toldja i wasn't always a geek. used to be a heating n air guy/plumber. and carpenter. and roofer. and sattelite dish installer. and dish washer. and room service guy. and maintenance at a health club. and piano mover. and convenience store clerk. and perfume salesman.
[10:40:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly some other stuff too but i slept since then.
[10:40:42] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: :^)
[10:41:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, occasionally a bouncer when i was 16-17.
[10:41:48] <Subsentient> Well, I also will include source, which users will have a license to modify and use for personal/company use, and distribute to anyone who has a valid applicable license as well.
[10:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[10:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think you can conquer spam though unless you run a whitelist.
[10:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe do a good job but not defeat it entirely.
[10:43:08] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: It'll work like this, right click on a message, and click either blacklist address or blacklist domain. Click that, messages and all that match are instantly deleted and new ones will never show up.
[10:43:29] <Subsentient> There'll be a dialog to remove and add rules manually, of course.
[10:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay but google already does better than this. i know, it's like saying "the simpsons already did it"
[10:47:10] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: YOu have your spam folder with actual spam, and then you have stuff that's just stuff you don't want to see, ever, or you want moved to a "not important" folder.
[10:47:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[10:47:55] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I am flooded with petition and SJW emails and stuff like that, and I really don't want to see that stuff anymore.
[10:48:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> do not blame you
[10:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it gives me something to do since my useful emails only come in like once every two weeks
[10:49:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hows about a rules chain builder?
[10:50:21] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: How do you mean?
[10:50:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> like "i want <blah> instantly moved to <unimportant> but flagged as <hey fucking read me right now> if it matches <foo> in the subject"
[10:50:52] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I can definitely do that.
[10:51:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> with draggy boxes containing each rule for the stupid or those that are overly fascinated with Scratch
[10:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g scratch
[10:51:41] <exec> [google] https://scratch.mit.edu
[11:19:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, google tries to do that but you can't slap a proper if() else if() else if() else chain in there with any real complexity
[11:21:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> gone to breakfast. laters.
[13:22:37] <Runaway1956> Guy came around last night, selling subscriptions to a new High Speed Internet company.
[13:23:04] <Runaway1956> I'm impressed - he unloaded his pigeons, and showed me how fast he can ping the server.
[13:23:17] <Runaway1956> Beat my ADSL by a fair margin . . . .
[13:24:42] <crutchy> fat_pigeion_porn++
[13:24:42] <Bender> karma - fat_pigeion_porn: 1
[13:24:46] <crutchy> derp
[13:24:57] <crutchy> fat_pigeon_porn++
[13:24:57] <Bender> karma - fat_pigeon_porn: 2
[13:25:02] <crutchy> derp
[13:25:18] <crutchy> !quote pigeon
[13:25:18] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'pigeon'
[13:25:22] <crutchy> :<
[13:25:52] <crutchy> ~first channel=#soylent message=pigeon
[13:26:00] <exec> 03[2014-02-22 06:14:21] #Soylent <juggs> will accept it as "how stuff works" and the generation beyond that will rail against it and find ways to subvert it. Any ways up we'll all be labelled as crusty old farts and probably die before we get the chance to utter "Hmmm, I told you so". Such is life, it was no different when we were building steam engines and communicating via pigeons.
[13:26:11] <crutchy> hmm
[13:26:14] <crutchy> ~first channel=#soylent message=pigeon porn
[13:26:20] <exec> 03[2014-03-01 02:26:31] #Soylent <crutchy> nothing intersting comes googling "Fat Pigeon Porn" either
[13:26:28] <crutchy> lol
[13:26:33] <crutchy> that's it
[13:26:46] * Runaway1956 doesn't do fat chicks
[13:26:51] <crutchy> those were the days
[13:26:56] <crutchy> xlefay++
[13:26:56] <Bender> karma - xlefay: 64
[13:27:18] <crutchy> i think it was a discussion about internet protocols or some shit
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[16:15:12] <pinchy> omg gozar the gozarian
[16:44:55] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: why isn't there a way to search a specific user's comments? i was trying to look up one of my old comments and there isnt' a way to search!
[16:46:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, google "gravis" "something in the comment" site:soylentnews.org
[16:47:32] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: not helpful
[16:47:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's not a bad feature idea for you regular users. us admin types can just use the db or there's even a page with like the last 100 comments or so.
[16:47:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> by each user i mean
[16:48:04] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: make it so.
[16:48:05] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[16:48:06] <smake> ^ 03- SoylentNews User
[16:48:17] <Gravis> engage!
[16:48:55] <chromas> the search at the bottom doesn't seem to be comment specific though
[16:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, turns out that's a subscriber perk: "Subscribers can view entire comment history for all users"
[16:50:50] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: great, now make them searchable
[16:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, should be easy nuff.
[16:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like a good feature for the update after this current one what's about to happen.
[16:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't believe i'll make it a complex search though. basically just a "put some words here and we'll search the db for posts with them all" kinda thing.
[16:53:21] <chromas> regex or bust
[16:53:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to be limited to N requests per hour per ip though or someone could REALLY slam our db with it.
[16:54:04] <chromas> it's okay; they paid their $20
[16:55:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i was thinking split the words apart and SELECT cid FROM comments_text WHERE comment LIKE '%word1%' AND comment LIKE '%word2%';
[16:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, no dude, one client could hammer our db hard enough to shut the site down without limiting. LIKE '%word%' ain't cheap
[16:57:36] <chromas> regex is even spendier :)
[16:57:43] <chromas> with the ~ operator
[16:58:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. perl's much more spendy than something you can do in an sql query.
[16:58:19] <chromas> you can do regex in sql :D
[16:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, full on pcre?
[16:59:02] <chromas> postgres has two or three different regex modes; not sure what my has
[16:59:05] <chromas> besides a dumb name
[16:59:30] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that's fine by me. not exactly planning on hitting SN with 50 queries/second
[17:00:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you might if i honked you off really good one day when you'd had a few though, so i gotta plan for it.
[17:01:03] <chromas> a table to track users and the last time they executed a search?
[17:01:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> designing a non-suck results page is gonna be the difficult part.
[17:01:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, we already got sumpin called reskeys that can do that. just hafta add a new key and settings for it.
[17:03:03] <chromas> make search part of the api, then have the search page use that :D
[17:03:23] <chromas> Eventually make the site itself just a web front-end to the api
[17:04:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, might do just that. dunno.
[17:05:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> throw lots of javascript in there to parse the json results and display them
[17:05:34] <SirFinkus> add infinite scrolling
[17:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't. don't have infinite comments.
[17:06:03] <SirFinkus> dohoho
[17:06:08] <chromas> add a server-side script to convert the json to xml for maximal flexibility
[17:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hows about i just write a sub that gets the results and use it with a different display sub for both the api and the site?
[17:07:26] <chromas> agile cloud-mobile xml flexibility adapter gradient
[17:08:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw agile. we put our high rolls on INT around here not DEX.
[17:12:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[17:12:13] <Bender> karma - naps: 38
[17:17:15] <Gravis> ah, the sweet smell of justice: "Three high school girls with criminal histories are dead after a vehicle they may have stolen sunk in a pond." "The owner of the car was giving the girls a ride. When he got out to briefly go into Walmart, they took off."
[17:17:54] <chromas> Did he get the car back?
[17:33:20] <Runaway1956> Gravis, my number one fan - got a link to that story? I love happy endings!
[17:33:50] <Runaway1956> A story - just a simple story - like that can make my day.
[17:34:06] <Runaway1956> DIE BITCHES!
[17:34:08] <Gravis> http://wfla.com
[17:34:09] <smake> ^ 03Three teen girls found dead inside stolen car that drove into St. Pete pond | WFLA.com
[17:38:25] <Runaway1956> Why do I get the feeling these girls probably weren't caucasians?
[17:39:08] <chromas> if their race wasn't mentioned, they're probably not
[17:39:26] <chromas> also the names
[17:39:49] <Runaway1956> seems to be the rule of thumb these days - white chick does something criminal, the story is all about race - otherwise, the story is about crime
[17:44:03] <Runaway1956> Is there any food in the fridge that a lazy old bastard doesn't have to cook?
[17:44:13] <chromas> Cheese
[17:44:20] <Runaway1956> The wife woke me up, then she went to bed.
[17:44:40] <Runaway1956> She says, "I didn't wake you up! Go back to sleep!"
[17:44:48] * chromas makes a quesadilla in Runaway's toaster oven
[17:44:58] * Runaway1956 looks for stuff
[17:45:06] <chromas> Did she fart you and herself awake?
[17:45:29] <Gravis> i got my Pine64 board in the mail today... and 3 minutes ago they sent me an email stating they had shipped it. /facepalm
[17:46:04] <chromas> Sounds like Amazon Previous-Day Shipping
[17:47:18] <Runaway1956> "this breakfast supplies 20% of the average person's requirements for vitamins C and O"
[17:47:42] <Runaway1956> coffee and oreos
[17:47:47] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[17:47:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2461
[17:47:51] <Runaway1956> oreos++
[17:47:51] <Bender> karma - oreos: 1
[17:48:41] <Runaway1956> Gravis - the grand daughter came in, I still had that story open in the browser - she says "oh what a shame"
[17:48:51] <Runaway1956> I tell her I love a story with a happy ending
[17:49:03] <Runaway1956> she seems to think I'm crazy, LMAO
[18:08:44] <Subsentient> Just watched the entire democratic debate. They really kept short-changing Bernie. First half of the debate, Hillary would talk for 5 mins and then Bernie would get 30 seconds before the interviewer switched back to Bernie.
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[18:09:34] <Subsentient> $burrito Hillary Clinton
[18:09:34] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Hillary Clinton
[18:09:37] <Subsentient> Fly true, burrito...
[18:10:07] <chromas> Yeah but she's a woman, so she only gets 77% of the burrito
[18:10:56] <Subsentient> I know the wage gap is a myth because I don't know anyone who wouldn't think paying women less is flatly unethical.
[18:11:07] <chromas> it's a raw stat
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[18:26:39] * Subsentient offers chromas some smoked cat nipple jerky
[18:38:13] * chromas takes Subsentient's jerked meat
[18:38:19] <Subsentient> lol
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[18:39:32] <Subsentient> chromas: Finally able to work on Event Horizon. Actually writing code for it! YAAAYY!
[18:39:44] <chromas> Cool. Gtk 3?
[18:40:11] <Subsentient> chromas: Gtk 2 is the target and Gtk 3 support comes from just ignoring all the compile warnings from it.
[18:40:30] <Subsentient> There will be builds of both, for all systems that are supported.
[18:40:45] * Subsentient prefers gtk 2 but doesn't hate gtk 3 like some do
[18:41:10] <chromas> 3 finally catches up with the rest of the universe in using css for themes, right?
[18:41:21] <Subsentient> blech
[18:41:41] <Subsentient> Well, it's better than having to write an entire library for one theme, ala gtk 2.
[18:41:58] <Subsentient> Nodoka theme engine anyone
[18:41:59] <Subsentient> ?
[18:50:41] <Runaway1956> I may need an alibi - the wife is calling the sheriff to file a missing cookies report . . . .
[18:56:36] * chromas stole the cookies from the cookie jar
[18:56:48] <chromas> makes it national. bring on the feds
[18:57:04] <Runaway1956> FTF
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[23:49:10] <FishHeadStew> Good afternoon, gentlemen.
[23:53:20] <chromas> Hello, there, FishHeadStew. Do you like Cox?
[23:54:24] <FishHeadStew> but otherwise good
[23:54:24] <FishHeadStew> not at the moment
[23:59:44] <crutchy> aye focker!