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[23:59:44] <crutchy> aye focker!
[23:54:24] <FishHeadStew> not at the moment
[23:54:24] <FishHeadStew> but otherwise good
[23:53:20] <chromas> Hello, there, FishHeadStew. Do you like Cox?
[23:49:10] <FishHeadStew> Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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[18:57:04] <Runaway1956> FTF
[18:56:48] <chromas> makes it national. bring on the feds
[18:56:36] * chromas stole the cookies from the cookie jar
[18:50:41] <Runaway1956> I may need an alibi - the wife is calling the sheriff to file a missing cookies report . . . .
[18:41:59] <Subsentient> ?
[18:41:58] <Subsentient> Nodoka theme engine anyone
[18:41:41] <Subsentient> Well, it's better than having to write an entire library for one theme, ala gtk 2.
[18:41:21] <Subsentient> blech
[18:41:10] <chromas> 3 finally catches up with the rest of the universe in using css for themes, right?
[18:40:45] * Subsentient prefers gtk 2 but doesn't hate gtk 3 like some do
[18:40:30] <Subsentient> There will be builds of both, for all systems that are supported.
[18:40:11] <Subsentient> chromas: Gtk 2 is the target and Gtk 3 support comes from just ignoring all the compile warnings from it.
[18:39:44] <chromas> Cool. Gtk 3?
[18:39:32] <Subsentient> chromas: Finally able to work on Event Horizon. Actually writing code for it! YAAAYY!
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[18:38:19] <Subsentient> lol
[18:38:13] * chromas takes Subsentient's jerked meat
[18:26:39] * Subsentient offers chromas some smoked cat nipple jerky
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[18:11:07] <chromas> it's a raw stat
[18:10:56] <Subsentient> I know the wage gap is a myth because I don't know anyone who wouldn't think paying women less is flatly unethical.
[18:10:07] <chromas> Yeah but she's a woman, so she only gets 77% of the burrito
[18:09:37] <Subsentient> Fly true, burrito...
[18:09:34] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Hillary Clinton
[18:09:34] <Subsentient> $burrito Hillary Clinton
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[18:08:44] <Subsentient> Just watched the entire democratic debate. They really kept short-changing Bernie. First half of the debate, Hillary would talk for 5 mins and then Bernie would get 30 seconds before the interviewer switched back to Bernie.
[17:49:03] <Runaway1956> she seems to think I'm crazy, LMAO
[17:48:51] <Runaway1956> I tell her I love a story with a happy ending
[17:48:41] <Runaway1956> Gravis - the grand daughter came in, I still had that story open in the browser - she says "oh what a shame"
[17:47:51] <Bender> karma - oreos: 1
[17:47:51] <Runaway1956> oreos++
[17:47:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2461
[17:47:47] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[17:47:42] <Runaway1956> coffee and oreos
[17:47:18] <Runaway1956> "this breakfast supplies 20% of the average person's requirements for vitamins C and O"
[17:46:04] <chromas> Sounds like Amazon Previous-Day Shipping
[17:45:29] <Gravis> i got my Pine64 board in the mail today... and 3 minutes ago they sent me an email stating they had shipped it. /facepalm
[17:45:06] <chromas> Did she fart you and herself awake?
[17:44:58] * Runaway1956 looks for stuff
[17:44:48] * chromas makes a quesadilla in Runaway's toaster oven
[17:44:40] <Runaway1956> She says, "I didn't wake you up! Go back to sleep!"
[17:44:20] <Runaway1956> The wife woke me up, then she went to bed.
[17:44:13] <chromas> Cheese
[17:44:03] <Runaway1956> Is there any food in the fridge that a lazy old bastard doesn't have to cook?
[17:39:49] <Runaway1956> seems to be the rule of thumb these days - white chick does something criminal, the story is all about race - otherwise, the story is about crime
[17:39:26] <chromas> also the names
[17:39:08] <chromas> if their race wasn't mentioned, they're probably not
[17:38:25] <Runaway1956> Why do I get the feeling these girls probably weren't caucasians?
[17:34:09] <smake> ^ 03Three teen girls found dead inside stolen car that drove into St. Pete pond | WFLA.com
[17:34:08] <Gravis> http://wfla.com
[17:34:06] <Runaway1956> DIE BITCHES!
[17:33:50] <Runaway1956> A story - just a simple story - like that can make my day.
[17:33:20] <Runaway1956> Gravis, my number one fan - got a link to that story? I love happy endings!
[17:17:54] <chromas> Did he get the car back?
[17:17:15] <Gravis> ah, the sweet smell of justice: "Three high school girls with criminal histories are dead after a vehicle they may have stolen sunk in a pond." "The owner of the car was giving the girls a ride. When he got out to briefly go into Walmart, they took off."
[17:12:13] <Bender> karma - naps: 38
[17:12:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[17:08:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw agile. we put our high rolls on INT around here not DEX.
[17:07:26] <chromas> agile cloud-mobile xml flexibility adapter gradient
[17:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hows about i just write a sub that gets the results and use it with a different display sub for both the api and the site?
[17:06:08] <chromas> add a server-side script to convert the json to xml for maximal flexibility
[17:06:03] <SirFinkus> dohoho
[17:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't. don't have infinite comments.
[17:05:34] <SirFinkus> add infinite scrolling
[17:05:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> throw lots of javascript in there to parse the json results and display them
[17:04:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, might do just that. dunno.
[17:03:23] <chromas> Eventually make the site itself just a web front-end to the api
[17:03:03] <chromas> make search part of the api, then have the search page use that :D
[17:01:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, we already got sumpin called reskeys that can do that. just hafta add a new key and settings for it.
[17:01:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> designing a non-suck results page is gonna be the difficult part.
[17:01:03] <chromas> a table to track users and the last time they executed a search?
[17:00:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you might if i honked you off really good one day when you'd had a few though, so i gotta plan for it.
[16:59:30] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that's fine by me. not exactly planning on hitting SN with 50 queries/second
[16:59:05] <chromas> besides a dumb name
[16:59:02] <chromas> postgres has two or three different regex modes; not sure what my has
[16:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, full on pcre?
[16:58:19] <chromas> you can do regex in sql :D
[16:58:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. perl's much more spendy than something you can do in an sql query.
[16:57:43] <chromas> with the ~ operator
[16:57:36] <chromas> regex is even spendier :)
[16:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, no dude, one client could hammer our db hard enough to shut the site down without limiting. LIKE '%word%' ain't cheap
[16:55:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i was thinking split the words apart and SELECT cid FROM comments_text WHERE comment LIKE '%word1%' AND comment LIKE '%word2%';
[16:54:04] <chromas> it's okay; they paid their $20
[16:53:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to be limited to N requests per hour per ip though or someone could REALLY slam our db with it.
[16:53:21] <chromas> regex or bust
[16:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't believe i'll make it a complex search though. basically just a "put some words here and we'll search the db for posts with them all" kinda thing.
[16:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like a good feature for the update after this current one what's about to happen.
[16:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, should be easy nuff.
[16:50:50] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: great, now make them searchable
[16:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, turns out that's a subscriber perk: "Subscribers can view entire comment history for all users"
[16:48:55] <chromas> the search at the bottom doesn't seem to be comment specific though
[16:48:17] <Gravis> engage!
[16:48:06] <smake> ^ 03- SoylentNews User
[16:48:05] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[16:48:04] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: make it so.
[16:47:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> by each user i mean
[16:47:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's not a bad feature idea for you regular users. us admin types can just use the db or there's even a page with like the last 100 comments or so.
[16:47:32] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: not helpful
[16:46:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, google "gravis" "something in the comment" site:soylentnews.org
[16:44:55] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: why isn't there a way to search a specific user's comments? i was trying to look up one of my old comments and there isnt' a way to search!
[16:15:12] <pinchy> omg gozar the gozarian
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[13:27:18] <crutchy> i think it was a discussion about internet protocols or some shit
[13:26:56] <Bender> karma - xlefay: 64
[13:26:56] <crutchy> xlefay++
[13:26:51] <crutchy> those were the days
[13:26:46] * Runaway1956 doesn't do fat chicks
[13:26:33] <crutchy> that's it
[13:26:28] <crutchy> lol
[13:26:20] <exec> 03[2014-03-01 02:26:31] #Soylent <crutchy> nothing intersting comes googling "Fat Pigeon Porn" either
[13:26:14] <crutchy> ~first channel=#soylent message=pigeon porn
[13:26:11] <crutchy> hmm
[13:26:00] <exec> 03[2014-02-22 06:14:21] #Soylent <juggs> will accept it as "how stuff works" and the generation beyond that will rail against it and find ways to subvert it. Any ways up we'll all be labelled as crusty old farts and probably die before we get the chance to utter "Hmmm, I told you so". Such is life, it was no different when we were building steam engines and communicating via pigeons.
[13:25:52] <crutchy> ~first channel=#soylent message=pigeon
[13:25:22] <crutchy> :<
[13:25:18] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'pigeon'
[13:25:18] <crutchy> !quote pigeon
[13:25:02] <crutchy> derp
[13:24:57] <Bender> karma - fat_pigeon_porn: 2
[13:24:57] <crutchy> fat_pigeon_porn++
[13:24:46] <crutchy> derp
[13:24:42] <Bender> karma - fat_pigeion_porn: 1
[13:24:42] <crutchy> fat_pigeion_porn++
[13:23:17] <Runaway1956> Beat my ADSL by a fair margin . . . .
[13:23:04] <Runaway1956> I'm impressed - he unloaded his pigeons, and showed me how fast he can ping the server.
[13:22:37] <Runaway1956> Guy came around last night, selling subscriptions to a new High Speed Internet company.
[11:21:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> gone to breakfast. laters.
[11:19:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, google tries to do that but you can't slap a proper if() else if() else if() else chain in there with any real complexity
[10:51:41] <exec> [google] https://scratch.mit.edu
[10:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g scratch
[10:51:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> with draggy boxes containing each rule for the stupid or those that are overly fascinated with Scratch
[10:50:52] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I can definitely do that.
[10:50:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> like "i want <blah> instantly moved to <unimportant> but flagged as <hey fucking read me right now> if it matches <foo> in the subject"
[10:50:21] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: How do you mean?
[10:49:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hows about a rules chain builder?
[10:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it gives me something to do since my useful emails only come in like once every two weeks
[10:48:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> do not blame you
[10:47:55] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I am flooded with petition and SJW emails and stuff like that, and I really don't want to see that stuff anymore.
[10:47:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[10:47:10] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: YOu have your spam folder with actual spam, and then you have stuff that's just stuff you don't want to see, ever, or you want moved to a "not important" folder.
[10:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay but google already does better than this. i know, it's like saying "the simpsons already did it"
[10:43:29] <Subsentient> There'll be a dialog to remove and add rules manually, of course.
[10:43:08] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: It'll work like this, right click on a message, and click either blacklist address or blacklist domain. Click that, messages and all that match are instantly deleted and new ones will never show up.
[10:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe do a good job but not defeat it entirely.
[10:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think you can conquer spam though unless you run a whitelist.
[10:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[10:41:48] <Subsentient> Well, I also will include source, which users will have a license to modify and use for personal/company use, and distribute to anyone who has a valid applicable license as well.
[10:41:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, occasionally a bouncer when i was 16-17.
[10:40:42] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: :^)
[10:40:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly some other stuff too but i slept since then.
[10:39:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> toldja i wasn't always a geek. used to be a heating n air guy/plumber. and carpenter. and roofer. and sattelite dish installer. and dish washer. and room service guy. and maintenance at a health club. and piano mover. and convenience store clerk. and perfume salesman.
[10:38:49] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Imagine a world, where you only receive mail you want to see. No more petition sites, corporate news, etc. One click, and it'll never show up again.
[10:37:16] <Subsentient> Nope, it won't have DRM or activation of any kind. The binaries will just be behind a passworded server.
[10:36:48] <Subsentient> lol
[10:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> as long as i don't have to print it and keep it in my wallet. i already have a boat license, driver's license, two different ones to use/buy refrigerant, and a bunch of other types of ID what aren't technically a license to do anything.
[10:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[10:34:49] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: If you're interested, when it's done, you can have a free license. ^^
[10:33:53] <Subsentient> Doesn't require source distribution.
[10:33:45] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: compatible, just requires I offer their license notification in Event Horizon.
[10:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> bsd license? cause i know you're wanting to sell this thing.
[10:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[10:32:25] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Just got libetpan working, now I can begin on Event Horizon! YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
[10:13:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2460
[10:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:01:11] <smake> ^ 03South Park - Kyle's Mom's a Bitch - YouTube
[09:01:10] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[08:59:40] <crutchy> 'next up... kyle's mom is a big fat bitch.. in D minor'
[08:59:39] * Subsentient lathers himself in peanut butter
[08:59:18] <crutchy> lol
[08:58:20] <smake> ^ 03Terrance Phillip "Uncle Fucker" - YouTube
[08:58:18] <Subsentient> Enjoying the classics: https://www.youtube.com
[08:33:13] <crutchy> i'll probably end up dumping the old pipe-delimited config eventually
[08:32:57] <crutchy> though the server restriction only applies to config macros
[08:32:27] <crutchy> added ability to limit running scripts on certain servers, and also made it so i can load init and startup directives on individual files rather than just directories
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[08:30:16] <crutchy> *see
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[08:30:08] <crutchy> lets if if i don't bork it :p
[08:30:00] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (64 kb)
[08:29:58] <crutchy> ~restart
[08:28:10] <crutchy> wherever cmn32480 works :p
[08:27:50] <crutchy> its running somewhere in the USA
[08:27:36] <crutchy> exec's not running on my pyewta
[08:27:20] <Subsentient> :^)
[08:27:19] <Subsentient> Ben*
[08:27:18] <crutchy> heh
[08:27:15] <crutchy> g'day bob
[08:27:02] <Subsentient> crutchy: Hi Chris.
[08:26:54] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/irc_lib.php"
[08:26:53] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[08:26:49] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file irc_lib.php
[08:26:44] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/irc.php"
[08:26:43] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[08:26:41] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file irc.php
[08:26:21] <Subsentient> crutchy: No, just something classy that fits.
[08:25:46] <crutchy> ah you wants them fancy alpha-blended light reflected thingys?
[08:25:12] <Subsentient> :^)
[08:25:08] <Subsentient> Yeah, as much as I'd actually do something like that in a FOSS app, I can't do it with commercial software.
[08:24:38] <crutchy> ^realistic black hole :p
[08:24:32] <Subsentient> 4NSFW
[08:24:19] <exec> [google] goatse.info/
[08:24:17] <crutchy> ~g goatse
[08:24:09] <Subsentient> crutchy: It feels unsettling to make a non-FOSS public application. As soon as I make enough money, I'll make event horizon public domain.
[08:18:49] * Subsentient wants a classy realistic black hole
[08:17:51] * Subsentient wants someone to do some artwork for him, mostly for the icon
[08:17:23] <crutchy> true
[08:17:20] <crutchy> lol
[08:17:13] <Subsentient> Well good, demon possessed spaceship exploding, no problem in my book.
[08:16:47] <crutchy> it blows up :p
[08:16:32] <Subsentient> far*
[08:16:30] <Subsentient> crutchy: Movie was unsettling me and my OCD, didn't get that fire.
[08:16:12] <crutchy> you've seen how the movie 'event horizon' ended, right?
[08:16:00] * Subsentient will not use any DRM
[08:15:55] * Subsentient will distribute source with each license
[08:15:18] <Subsentient> crutchy: Event Horizon will not be open source until I make enough money to get out of poverty, but I'll give free licenses to everyone in this channel. :^)
[08:15:15] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 51
[08:15:15] <crutchy> Subsentient++
[08:15:02] * aqu4 gives Subsentient a cold can of beer
[08:15:02] <crutchy> $beer Subsentient
[08:14:48] <Subsentient> crutchy: Aren't I awesome?
[08:14:38] <crutchy> ah
[08:14:28] <crutchy> i guess if you're writing an entire mail client theres gunna be some dependencies
[08:14:18] <Subsentient> crutchy: I'm going to include in the source tree, so you don't need to compile it separately.
[08:13:25] <Subsentient> it also needs to read and fetch http stuff, and render it.
[08:13:05] <Subsentient> crutchy: Well, it's an entire mail client, with intended support for pop3, imap, smtp etc
[08:12:59] <Bender> karma - dependencies: -1
[08:12:59] <crutchy> dependencies--
[08:12:39] <crutchy> library?! pffrrrt
[08:12:02] <Subsentient> crutchy: Yaaaaay I have a library to do the heavy lifting for event horizon! I'm going to start on actual code 4tonight
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[08:10:00] <crutchy> o.O
[08:09:45] * exec metrosexually flings promises of 4you are now breathing manually at crutchy
[08:09:43] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[08:09:40] * exec insatiably pours a bribe of gimlet for crutchy
[08:09:38] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[08:09:34] <Bender> karma - censorship: -8
[08:09:34] <aqu4> censorship--
[08:09:33] <Bender> karma - censorship: -7
[08:09:33] <aqu4> censorship--
[08:09:31] <Bender> karma - censorship: -6
[08:09:31] <aqu4> censorship--
[08:09:29] * exec hurriedly queefs two fingers of NCommander at Subsentient
[08:09:27] <crutchy> ~g'day Subsentient o/
[08:09:16] <Bender> karma - cencorship: -1
[08:09:16] <aqu4> cencorship--
[08:09:04] <Bender> karma - censorship: -5
[08:09:04] <Subsentient> censorship--
[08:09:03] <Bender> karma - censorship: -4
[08:09:03] <Subsentient> censorship--
[08:08:59] <Bender> karma - censorship: -3
[08:08:59] <Subsentient> censorship--
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[05:22:56] <crutchy> sometimes engineers come up with complicated answers as a way of politely saying "do not fucking touch anything you idiot"
[05:22:12] <crutchy> what sort of engineer?
[05:10:20] <Gravis> fucking engineers. i asked a fucking yes or no question and got a long as confusing answer. answer the fucking question! ((ヾ(≧皿≦；)ノ＿))Fuuuuuu—-！
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[04:14:20] <takyon_> later
[04:14:19] <takyon_> looks like the story list is good for the next 15 hours
[04:07:40] <takyon_> that's about when I blacked out 2 weeks ago
[04:07:13] <exec> Friday, 15 April 2016 @ 9:07 pm PDT - San Diego, CA, USA
[04:07:11] <crutchy> ~time san diego
[04:06:10] <takyon_> more like lights out
[04:05:34] <crutchy> must be drinkin time for ol' eth
[04:05:11] <crutchy> aww you scared him off :p
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[03:55:42] <takyon_> I got the censorship ready
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[03:55:32] <takyon_> .op
[03:52:44] <noFreeSpeech> Hahaha, fucking awesome.
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[03:50:16] <ButtBreath> Hahahah, fucking faggots.
[03:48:35] <ButtBreath> HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[03:48:33] <ButtBreath> *BLAT* AHHHHHHHHHunnnnnnnnhhhh
[03:48:18] <ButtBreath> UNNNNGg....*PPBTBBPPB*...*P*BB****B*B*B*BPBPB*...
[03:48:03] <SirFinkus> might need an enema for shitposts
[03:47:46] <SirFinkus> they're junkies, they can't shit very well
[03:47:01] <ButtBreath> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!
[03:46:55] <ButtBreath> Let them SHITPOST on internet fora
[03:46:31] <SirFinkus> just give em as much as they want for free, the problem solve itself
[03:44:45] <ButtBreath> Fucking junk addicts.
[03:44:29] <SirFinkus> I didn't realize before
[03:44:21] <SirFinkus> jesus, this is some redneck shit
[03:44:16] * SirFinkus is listening to The Velvet Underground — European Son, from the album The Velvet Underground & Nico
[03:43:52] <takyon_> i'm just expressing a statement
[03:43:39] <ButtBreath> takyon, this is nothing like Woodstock.
[03:43:19] <takyon_> inb4 woodstock 60th anniversary
[03:41:15] <ButtBreath> Coachellafest has brought shame to my homeland.
[03:41:05] * SirFinkus 's anal labia twitch
[03:40:53] <ButtBreath> PFFTFFP{SSSPSTSST
[03:40:43] <ButtBreath> Not "just", it's my outer vaginal monologue
[03:40:25] <ButtBreath> Corporate bullshit.
[03:40:17] <ButtBreath> Oh, Coachellafest is going on now.
[03:40:03] <SirFinkus> that's just your inner monologue
[03:38:58] * ButtBreath is listening to "it's the Jews"
[03:36:14] * SirFinkus is listening to The Velvet Underground — Heroin, from the album The Velvet Underground & Nico
[03:36:09] <ButtBreath> Do it.
[03:35:44] <takyon_> I'll work afghanistan, heroin, and opiate addiction into the same section
[03:35:14] <ButtBreath> some people give a shit about it.
[03:33:35] <takyon_> I did put some stuff about opium trade in afghanistan in there, but I haven't touched on "the heroin epidemic" yet. thanks for reminding me
[03:33:35] <ButtBreath> "How America intends to enslave the world, "Heroin for all, especially since Afghanistan."
[03:33:18] <SirFinkus> equally good
[03:33:16] <SirFinkus> DUDE WEED LMAO
[03:32:55] <ButtBreath> Or,
[03:32:48] <ButtBreath> "The counterproductive effects of globalization of opiate addiction upon most peoples. "
[03:32:46] <SirFinkus> *bated
[03:32:39] * takyon_ waits with baited buttbreath
[03:32:26] * SirFinkus watches the wheels spin
[03:32:09] <ButtBreath> takyon, here's a title:
[03:32:07] <takyon_> last year's was "4/20: StonerNews is People"
[03:31:51] <ButtBreath> Goddamn faggots.
[03:31:50] <takyon_> also if you guys can think of a title, I don't have one
[03:31:38] <SirFinkus> UNNNNNNNNG AAASSSS
[03:31:30] <ButtBreath> Wha, just ejected a shit-ration.
[03:31:19] <ButtBreath> PFBLFBLFLFLFlfb
[03:31:16] <takyon_> The UN General Assembly Special Session (UNGASS) on the "World Drug Problem" began yesterday [4/19/2016, also "Bicycle Day"].
[03:30:49] <takyon_> there's a lot of good stuff coinciding with it.....
[03:30:24] <SirFinkus> that's gotta be racist or something
[03:30:14] <SirFinkus> "Hombre, a Mexican-style lager, brewed as a house beer for a local Mexican restaurant"
[03:29:37] <ButtBreath> I'll post for that shit.
[03:29:23] <ButtBreath> shit, takyon, you always did dem good ones.
[03:28:56] <takyon_> 5 more days to work on my 4/20 article
[03:27:25] <ButtBreath> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
[03:27:22] <ButtBreath> Ted Cruz for president. Run Ubuntu Linux to make America Great!
[03:26:42] <SirFinkus> I give 0 fucks who owns them really, as long as the beer is good
[03:26:12] <takyon_> anybody can start a goddamn microbrewery, find some names that aren't trademarked to slap on the labels, get bought out by ABInBevMillerCoors, then continue making beer at home
[03:25:56] <ButtBreath> Yes, run Ubuntu 16.10,
[03:25:47] <SirFinkus> I like all their beers that I've tried
[03:25:34] <SirFinkus> elysian is well above average though
[03:25:21] <takyon_> breweries are a dime a dozen
[03:24:45] <ButtBreath> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
[03:24:43] <ButtBreath> Hahahahahahahaha
[03:24:43] <ButtBreath> You fags will do nothing but stand by and watch as your way of life is destroyed.
[03:24:04] <ButtBreath> ANheiser-Busch is copting beer like MS is coopting your prescious Linux.
[03:23:33] <ButtBreath> But the true niggers will defeat them.
[03:23:28] <ButtBreath> They will.
[03:23:06] <SirFinkus> I hope Anheuser-Busch doesn't fuck with them at all
[03:20:26] <ButtBreath> That's racist.
[03:19:11] * SirFinkus gets another space dust
[03:19:00] <ButtBreath> Not me, bahhaha.
[03:17:14] <takyon_> maybe you were holding it wrong
[03:16:39] <ButtBreath> STALK FACEBOOK
[03:14:26] <Bender> karma - 32: -1
[03:14:26] <chromas> 32--
[03:13:05] <ButtBreath> Opensoucefags say its so easy to fork shit, but can't get it to work.
[03:12:35] <takyon_> sub in question
[03:12:33] <smake> ^ 03SN Submission by Kellnik.Kupa: Mozilla vs. Palemoon - Mozilla's fragile state
[03:12:32] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[03:12:30] <takyon_> it's basically a copy of firefox
[03:12:22] <takyon_> idk. probably
[03:11:50] <smake> ^ 03Google ( http://www.google.com )
[03:11:49] <ButtBreath> takyon, can palemoon install on win32 without fatal choking yet?
[03:11:49] <cmn32480> http://google.com
[03:11:31] <cmn32480> Sirfinkus ^^
[03:11:28] <takyon_> hopefully it will make it much more readable
[03:11:25] <cmn32480> https://library.creativecow.net
[03:11:10] <takyon_> this is a ton of editing i'm doing on this pale moon sub
[03:10:38] <SirFinkus> got it for free
[03:10:35] <SirFinkus> it was a pos amp anyway, loud as fuck though
[03:10:17] <ButtBreath> They do that when the substrate rattles away from the package.
[03:10:02] <ButtBreath> Fink, it was because your transistor went microphonic.
[03:09:56] <SirFinkus> but idk shit about it really
[03:09:44] <SirFinkus> it was making some pretty bad feedback noises at anything above 1, so it might have fucked things up in the amp proper
[03:09:11] <SirFinkus> I think it may have been the reverb tank
[03:08:52] <SirFinkus> which I'm assuming are fairly conservative
[03:08:18] <SirFinkus> no, actually was using settings I found in the manual
[03:08:01] <ButtBreath> Did you turn the volume up to '10' and the fucking thing blew its top?
[03:07:32] <ButtBreath> What is this, a Twisted Sister video?
[03:07:28] <SirFinkus> tell that to my peavey that blew up
[03:07:18] <ButtBreath> Peaveys don't blow up.
[03:06:56] <SirFinkus> my pos peavy blew up, so I could build a 1x12 too
[03:06:29] <ButtBreath> Do it. It's a hipster challenge of every coming-of-age man.
[03:06:20] <SirFinkus> I figure I can build a box and screw speakers into it
[03:06:06] <SirFinkus> I'm considering just building my own
[03:06:01] <SirFinkus> I have, it's 95% combo amps
[03:05:19] <ButtBreath> go on craigslist
[03:05:00] <SirFinkus> fair nuff, figured I'd ask
[03:04:51] <ButtBreath> I don't know shit about 2X12 cabs.
[03:04:25] <SirFinkus> any thoughts?
[03:04:21] <SirFinkus> anyway, seems like something you'd know, I'm in the market for a good 2x12 cab
[03:03:56] <SirFinkus> we were both pre gaped
[03:03:52] <ButtBreath> B-B-B Bird's the word B-B-B Bird's the word
[03:03:37] <ButtBreath> Which one of you gaped open the other's anus?
[03:03:08] <SirFinkus> he's always good for a roll in the hay
[03:02:55] <ButtBreath> I don't know, why?
[03:02:17] <SirFinkus> why do you think I called Subsentient?
[03:02:04] <ButtBreath> You need to get laid, dude.
[03:01:13] <SirFinkus> Subsentient, fite me
[03:01:07] <SirFinkus> I just need to start an internet argument
[03:00:48] <SirFinkus> see? I've embraced it pretty thoroughly
[03:00:32] <ButtBreath> Being here on a friday is loser territory.
[03:00:03] <SirFinkus> idk, watching cockpit videos of planes taking off on a friday s probably in "loser" territory
[02:59:08] <ButtBreath> Become one with the loser-life.
[02:58:14] <ButtBreath> It's good fun.
[02:58:09] <SirFinkus> but I only have a certain amount of shitposting I can do in a day, and I use up a lot of that in English
[02:57:32] <SirFinkus> I probably should shitpost more often
[02:57:18] <ButtBreath> Sounds more awesome than shitposting on SN.
[02:56:38] <SirFinkus> this is how I spend my fridays
[02:56:21] <smake> ^ 03Boeing 737-400 Cockpit Flight LCLK-LGTS | Cockpit Takeoff and Landing | GoPro Full Flight - YouTube
[02:56:15] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:54:27] <ButtBreath> They never could pass-up a street-level construction worker. BahahahHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!
[02:53:14] <ButtBreath> Jeans, a Hanes plain T-shirt with a front pocket, steel-toe boots, and your mommas sucking my cock.
[02:51:48] <ButtBreath> I'm keeping on my blue-collar attire just in case.
[02:51:07] <ButtBreath> The bartender and I were like, "like the minibosses?" The drummers was like, "no, like them, only 10 years later."
[02:49:43] <SirFinkus> sounds shitty
[02:49:15] <ButtBreath> They start in two hours. I' already fucking wqasted
[02:48:53] <ButtBreath> THe one night I want to have a few beers at the local place, the one time it announces that it is hosting a band that's playing speed-metal versions of NES songs.
[02:48:52] <SirFinkus> wasn7t me
[02:48:11] <ButtBreath> Man, sadness abounds.
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[02:40:11] <smake> ^ 03The Restart Page - Free unlimited rebooting experience from vintage operating systems ( http://www.therestartpage.com )
[02:40:11] <SirFinkus> http://www.therestartpage.com
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[01:44:49] <crutchy> actually if the gov eliminated welfare we could open the floodgates for all i care
[01:44:18] <crutchy> not that the idea is that bad
[01:43:41] <crutchy> that's so cute :p
[01:43:35] <crutchy> the greens think they're an actual political party
[01:43:23] <crutchy> bahahahahaa!!
[01:43:18] <smake> ^ 03Australian refugees: Greens to propose increasing intake to 50,000 a year | Australia news | The Guardian
[01:43:17] <crutchy> http://www.theguardian.com
[01:40:55] <crutchy> hmm. looks like that first one was the official trailer
[01:39:50] <crutchy> godzilla 3 wtf? just looks like a fkin trex from jurassic park :/
[01:37:07] * crutchy goes looking for a better trailer
[01:32:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit yeah, that's some quality godzilla
[01:29:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon_] by Aphrodite
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[01:27:06] <crutchy> hell yessss!
[01:26:57] <smake> ^ 03Godzilla looks big, ugly, and scary as hell in new trailer for Japanese reboot | The Verge
[01:26:56] <crutchy> oooooh http://www.theverge.com
[01:22:53] <crutchy> the old godzilla has such a badass look. http://cdn1-www.craveonline.com
[01:21:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i need more nicotine and to see if the roomie n kiddos is here yet
[01:20:26] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube blue oyster cult godzilla
[01:20:21] <crutchy> esp the soundtrack
[01:20:04] * crutchy is a fan of the 1985 version
[01:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> pfft, anyone who watched the badly dubbed, guy in a rubber lizard suit movies knows it's godzilla
[01:19:07] <crutchy> its gojira you moron!
[01:18:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'll teach em to fuck wit godzilla
[01:17:57] <smake> ^ 03Japan's Kumamoto rocked by magnitude 7.3 earthquake 24 hours after first shock
[01:17:55] <crutchy> http://www.smh.com.au
[01:17:54] <crutchy> oh shit
[01:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> unlike deadpool who wore tights so everyone could see the outline of his package.
[01:17:00] <crutchy> hmm. i think you may have been onto something with stan lee being gay
[01:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> well he did wear tights
[01:16:18] <crutchy> lucky special ring' eh. sounds kinda gay
[01:15:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, it was. he had an actual green lantern that he powered his lucky special ring up from.
[01:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer sock with a half-brick innit
[01:15:07] <crutchy> and who the fk named him 'green lantern'? sounds like something you take camping
[01:14:21] <crutchy> and it will be called "a board with a nail"!
[01:14:11] <crutchy> eventually they'll make a superhero so powerful he'll knock out parallax with one punch
[01:13:22] <crutchy> holy shit "As Parallax, Hal was one of the most powerful beings in all of the DC Universe. In addition to his normal Green Lantern powers, he was able to manipulate and reconfigure time-space to his will, manipulate reality at a large scale, had vast superhuman strength which he demonstrated by being able to knock out Superman with one punch"
[01:12:27] * crutchy is a bit gren when it comes to comics
[01:12:16] <crutchy> ahhh
[01:11:53] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:11:50] <crutchy> ~g hal jordan
[01:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> they just all wanna be hal jordan
[01:09:50] <crutchy> maybe cos they're superheroes too :p
[01:09:38] <crutchy> the word 'swarf' is pretty common in the aerospace industry
[01:08:53] <chromas> *swarf!* *croom!*
[01:08:35] <chromas> probably
[01:08:13] <crutchy> as a comic book impact sound?
[01:07:58] <crutchy> did stan lee invent the word 'fap'?
[01:07:47] <chromas> they should blackface him in one of the movies
[01:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and then had the good sense to hand them off to someone who could write them better than him.
[01:06:27] <chromas> he appears in 85% of all comic book movies
[01:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> he only created all the best marvel comics heroes
[01:05:54] <crutchy> i think i heard the name before, but fiik who stan lee is
[01:05:34] * TheMightyBuzzard boggles at crutchy
[01:05:28] <crutchy> nah kevin bacon was awesome in apollo 13
[01:05:20] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:05:17] <crutchy> ~g stan lee
[01:05:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> or possibly kevin bacon
[01:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, no, that's stan lee
[01:04:36] <crutchy> doesn't ben stiller play a gay guy in every movie?
[01:04:25] * chromas bitches some more about how only E allows separate virtual desktop switching per screen
[01:03:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ben stiller played him
[01:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that was a model guy who moonlighted as a spy
[01:03:14] <crutchy> i think they get shorter from fucking too many sheep
[01:03:04] <crutchy> new zealanders?
[01:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> or were those the little gay dwarves in LotR?
[01:02:45] <chromas> asians
[01:02:40] <crutchy> but yeah
[01:02:38] <crutchy> i was thinking shortstacks
[01:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought they were called hobbits
[01:02:18] <chromas> they're called midgets
[01:02:13] <chromas> racist
[01:01:55] <crutchy> they're like jet engines for little people
[01:01:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, that's amd's name for slapping the cpu and video cores on the same die
[01:01:18] <crutchy> assuming you mean auxilliary power unit?
[01:01:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i want discreet shit so i can pull it out, stomp on it, and replace it with shiny new shit.
[01:01:02] <crutchy> oh APU's are awesome
[01:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> who da fuq wants an apu?
[01:00:24] <chromas> they should if they ever want APUs to catch on
[01:00:05] <chromas> it lies and makes the claim that the opengl driver is missing
[00:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently amd's been putting a lot of effort into the oss version
[00:59:54] <chromas> I've always had the issue that most games won't even start with the open drivers
[00:59:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno but it's doing fine with beer so far
[00:59:02] <chromas> does it work with wine?
[00:58:48] * chromas awaits Gravis shitting on nvidia
[00:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> 2d it are much more responsive. 3d it's at least competitive.
[00:58:34] * chromas runs nvidia for maximum fastitude
[00:58:27] <chromas> oh; thought you meant compared to older versions of the open driver
[00:58:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i mean.
[00:57:51] <chromas> how does it compare to the closed one?
[00:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> also got some lurve for the oss radeonsi driver as of today. much quicker on the regular old day to day stuff and plays steam shat better as well so far.
[00:55:44] <chromas> lol
[00:55:41] <crutchy> then we can all move your mouse :D
[00:55:39] * chromas hasn't pascalled in months
[00:55:35] <crutchy> connect the mouse-moving program to monopoly
[00:55:28] <chromas> oh yeah
[00:55:12] <crutchy> moving the mouse with your own hand is soooo yesterday
[00:55:03] <crutchy> chromas, you could make a pascal program to move the mouse for you
[00:53:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's harder to set hotkeys in openbox but i do much appreciate the snappiness of it compared to any other DE
[00:52:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> xdotool can do mouse stuff too
[00:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[00:52:08] <chromas> kde does hotkeys but not mouse moving 'n' clicking. fpos. time to uninstall
[00:51:34] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 230
[00:51:34] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard++
[00:51:31] <chromas> thanks
[00:51:30] <chromas> neat
[00:51:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2459
[00:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:51:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> witness my own macroness:
[00:50:53] <smake> ^ 03xdotool - command-line X11 automation tool
[00:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.semicomplete.com
[00:50:27] <chromas> I'm raking shekels with mechanical turk and I'm trying to automate away most of the clicky parts
[00:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> can, yes
[00:50:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2458
[00:50:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> witness...
[00:49:56] <chromas> Does it move the mouse?
[00:49:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yer aware you can bind any key combination to a shell script, yeah? including a shell script that sends keystrokes to whatever's active?
[00:49:24] <chromas> I saw similar answers on the internet, "why would you want to do that? write a script!"
[00:44:19] <crutchy> autohotkeyctl replace butt
[00:43:59] <crutchy> chromas, you're obviously holding it wrong
[00:37:41] <Bender> karma - linux: 10
[00:37:41] <chromas> linux-- # no autohotkey replacement
[00:35:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a smoke just because.
[00:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, time to drink the last beer in the house i think.
[00:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> trump's gonna replace GW's head on the $1 with the trollface
[00:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> Always two there are, no more no less.
[00:32:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas how they used to do it really though. second place generally became veep.
[00:32:09] <crutchy> don't sith lords come in pairs?
[00:31:50] <crutchy> then it would really be the republocrats :p
[00:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd spend an entire day laughing
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[00:31:29] <crutchy> oooh yeah
[00:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> what'd be even better is if he picked her for his veep
[00:31:06] <crutchy> he help put her in the sentate
[00:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be a pretty epic troll
[00:30:33] <crutchy> he's probably shagged her in the past
[00:30:23] <crutchy> i wouldn't be surprised if trump votes for hillary
[00:29:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean hell, i called the leaders a year ago. the debates and keeping it close is just for show.
[00:29:35] <crutchy> lol yeah probably that too
[00:29:28] <crutchy> rand paul *might* have made a difference, but he's not running anymore :(
[00:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we're not really picking. it's a foregone conclusion.
[00:28:46] <crutchy> actually, to be brutally honest i don't think it really matters a shit who she votes for. you guys are just picking from the best of two evils anyway
[00:28:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, sweet. tell her you're redistributing her boobs.
[00:27:55] <crutchy> :p
[00:27:53] <crutchy> just tell her minorities and women will die if she votes democrat
[00:27:21] <crutchy> just make sure you don't use logic to convince her otherwise
[00:16:50] <cmn32480> she has managed to hide it from me for 15 years
[00:16:38] * cmn32480 is not looking forward to the divorce proceedings.
[00:16:27] <cmn32480> just found out my wife is a Democrat
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