#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-15
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[00:03:01] <Gravis> i do find it odd when i'm inexplicably modded "-1 Troll" like this: https://soylentnews.org
[00:03:02] <smake> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:1, Insightful)
[00:06:50] <crutchy> seems more like flamebait maybe
[00:06:55] <crutchy> not so much troll though
[00:07:29] <crutchy> seems kinda shit that there would be any allowances for religion in prisons at all
[00:13:25] <crutchy> 'you have been convicted of a crime... now you must be punished under the law, except that you are allowed to freely practise your religion' :/
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[00:58:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> whiskey++
[00:58:27] <Bender> karma - whiskey: 9
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[02:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##youtube sons of kahless
[02:09:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube sons of kahless
[02:09:42] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:10:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[02:10:13] <MrPlow> Today: A few showers developing late. Lows overnight in the mid 50s. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 73F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph.
[02:10:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 3d6
[02:10:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Pass 1: 13
[02:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff for tonight
[02:10:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[02:10:54] <MrPlow> bnk, help, join, part, perl6, roll, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, youtube
[02:11:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake himself
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[02:11:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[02:11:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh fuck a duck. that was working fine up until that last round of fixes
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[02:12:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake himself
[02:12:09] * MrPlow smakes himself upside the head with a cinder block
[02:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[02:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube dancing baby
[02:12:31] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake himself
[02:12:34] * MrPlow smakes himself upside the head with a pun
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[02:12:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[02:12:45] <MrPlow> Today: A few showers developing late. Lows overnight in the mid 50s. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 73F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph.
[02:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[02:12:47] <MrPlow> bnk, help, join, part, perl6, roll, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, youtube
[02:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[02:12:50] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:13:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #perl6
[02:13:00] <MrPlow> Get off my lawn!
[02:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake stoopid random errors
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[02:14:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake stoopid random errors
[02:14:49] * MrPlow smakes stoopid upside the head with random errors
[02:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[02:15:02] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with testicles of evil
[02:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[02:15:06] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:15:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[02:15:20] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with a pair of juggs
[02:15:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[02:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake stoopid random errors
[02:15:36] * MrPlow smakes stoopid upside the head with random errors
[02:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[02:15:49] <MrPlow> Today: A few showers developing late. Lows overnight in the mid 50s. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 73F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph.
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[02:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube hear! sons of kahless
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[02:17:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, that's gonna be a fun one to trace down.
[02:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> can wait till tomorrow though.
[02:20:01] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[02:20:01] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 228
[02:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm too drunk and it's too past my bedtime for debugging a seemingly random failure to free a variable.
[02:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ ♫
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[02:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[02:28:38] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a shekel satchel
[02:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube hear! sons of kahless
[02:28:45] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:28:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> now stay bloody unbroken for the night
[02:29:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube dancing baby
[02:29:15] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:30:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Patrick_Stewart a hat full of assholes
[02:30:01] * MrPlow smakes Patrick_Stewart upside the head with a hat full of assholes
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[02:48:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it be time for a smoke n then bed
[02:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight #soylent
[02:48:31] * exec proverbially culturally appropriates a shaken bottle of GNU/toecheese from #soylent
[03:16:54] <Subsentient> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:16:56] * exec unnecessarily twerks two fingers of maturity juice for TheMightyBuzzard
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[04:24:12] * Deucalion prowls the perimeter looking for escapees ~cackle~
[04:26:44] <crutchy> its booze night tonight woohoo!
[04:27:05] * Deucalion QLines any escapees on sight... OK made that bit up... there is no QLine only a spoon.
[04:29:55] <Deucalion> crutchy, not meaning to put a dampener on proceedings.... if all there is to look forward to is booze night, may want to re-examine your life :P
[04:30:46] <crutchy> at this point my life is a rollercoaster... i'm just a passenger :p
[04:34:19] <SirFinkus> lo Deucalion
[04:34:22] <SirFinkus> how goes it?
[04:35:17] <Deucalion> all you got to do is grab the nail gun from the maintenance guys at the top of the first climb, then use it to shoot the operative in the booth on the next pass, which allows you to somehow jump the roller-coaster off the rails into the Porsche dealership over the road where you get the car - which starts automagically the second you get in, then you drive avoiding all the stingers and police firing at you (such bad shots!) - then you arrive at
[04:35:17] <Deucalion> the destination and a new chapter begins. Something like that anyway.
[04:35:47] <SirFinkus> sure, why not
[04:35:49] * SirFinkus is listening to Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band — China Pig, from the album Trout Mask Replica
[04:35:56] <SirFinkus> I'm in that frame of mind anyway
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[04:36:57] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Listening to this: https://www.youtube.com
[04:36:58] <smake> ^ 03Tool - Stinkfist - YouTube
[04:37:08] <SirFinkus> of course you are
[04:37:44] <Subsentient> ~gday SirFinkus
[04:37:46] * exec figuratively imagines a big floppy donkey dick of toejam with SirFinkus
[04:37:47] <SirFinkus> Eulogy is better
[04:37:51] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, things be fine.
[04:37:52] erratic is now known as SoyGuest79635
[04:38:09] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I like lateralus the best as far as albums go, 10,000 days a close second.
[04:38:30] <SirFinkus> I think that's how it usually goes
[04:38:49] <SirFinkus> 10,000 days is a little too far up it's own ass
[04:39:15] <SirFinkus> *its
[04:39:22] * SirFinkus may have had some space dust
[04:39:30] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Wings for Marie pt. 2 :^)
[04:40:03] <Deucalion> I prefer The Rhombus new stuff, but I suppose its all just personal taste.
[04:40:08] <SirFinkus> I liked those songs a lot actually
[04:40:12] <SirFinkus> the marie ones
[04:40:19] <SirFinkus> highlight of the album
[04:43:45] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I liked Vicarious, Intension, Right in Two, The Pot from 10,000 days.
[04:44:53] <Subsentient> Deucalion: SirFinkus I like pretty much everything Maynard does, including APC, Tool, Puscifer
[04:45:41] <SirFinkus> Deucalion: I prefer my bands 4 dimensional https://www.youtube.com
[04:45:42] <smake> ^ 03TESSERACT - Altered State (Full Album Stream) - YouTube
[04:46:04] <SirFinkus> anything not tool is meh maynard wise
[04:46:23] <SirFinkus> he's not the greatest vocalist imo
[04:46:40] <SirFinkus> tool's main strength is the drumming and guitar work
[04:46:53] <SirFinkus> well, the bass too
[04:47:06] <SirFinkus> I don't think it's ever been the vocals
[04:49:53] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I like Maynard's 'style'.
[04:50:18] <SirFinkus> it was pretty badass when he choked out that guy that tried to stage dive
[04:52:57] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
[04:52:58] <smake> ^ 03Tool- Pushit /The Fan Incident Part 1 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:54:55] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Listening to that TesseracT album, I think I found another band to add to my regular collection.
[04:55:10] * Subsentient anxiously awaits miegakure
[04:57:12] <SirFinkus> Subsentient: if you want something heavier https://www.youtube.com
[04:57:13] <smake> ^ 03UNEVEN STRUCTURE - Frost/Hail (Official Music Video - Basick Records) - YouTube
[04:57:15] <SirFinkus> awesome video too
[05:08:42] <SirFinkus> LINE is garbage
[05:08:47] <SirFinkus> they changed their shit
[05:09:17] <SirFinkus> you have to login to the desktop app by scanning a generated qr code with the line app on your phone
[05:09:42] <SirFinkus> they just moved that to the "add a friend" menu
[05:09:46] <SirFinkus> way to be intuitive!
[05:09:52] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: what's 'line'?
[05:10:03] <SirFinkus> asians use it for chat
[05:10:11] <SirFinkus> I need it for the conversation partner thing
[05:10:27] <SirFinkus> since all of the chinese and taiwanese people I know use it
[05:11:57] <SirFinkus> the other unfortunate effect is that I have the urge to send adorable emoji/emoticons/stamps whenever I'm chatting with someone on irc or using another IM program
[05:12:02] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Just remember everything is getting logged and sent to Beijing.
[05:12:18] <SirFinkus> it's actually Japanese I think
[05:12:34] <Subsentient> If it operates in China, don't let that fool you.
[05:13:16] <SirFinkus> but who the fuck doesn't operate in China?
[05:13:45] <Subsentient> Google, for one. Pretty much any tech companies that go into china are required to provide the government with access.
[05:15:11] <SirFinkus> I suspect it'd be highly inefficient to route my packets to china and back, but w/e
[05:15:21] <SirFinkus> it's not encrypted so I assume everything is readable anyway
[05:17:21] <SirFinkus> I'm actually more concerned that I've been introduced to one of her female saudi arabian friends
[05:17:34] <SirFinkus> concerned for the friend
[05:18:11] <SirFinkus> I don't fucking know how to handle that one
[05:18:26] <SirFinkus> I know that'd be a big fucking deal in saudi arabia
[05:19:02] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: back away. that's what you do.
[05:22:15] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: You need to protect her, and the best way to do that is to not be there.
[05:22:33] <SirFinkus> yeah, you're probably right
[05:23:15] <SirFinkus> I don't think it's a "beheading" offense unless I fuck her
[05:23:44] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Even so, stay away from her.
[05:23:52] <Subsentient> Could land her in prison or under a whip.
[05:23:57] <Subsentient> Or whip, then prison
[05:23:57] <SirFinkus> I agree
[05:24:09] <SirFinkus> it's just a situation I didn't expect to be in
[05:24:11] <Subsentient> What an insipid world we live in SirFinkus.
[05:24:28] <Gravis> SirFinkus: play it safe, behead her and then fuck her. >;)
[05:25:14] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: If she contacts you, tell her that it's dangerous for her to be contacting men, and then break the connection.
[05:28:00] <SirFinkus> but if she still wants to speak with me, I don't know if I can deny that because of her country's fucked laws
[05:30:02] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Do you know what utilitarianism is?
[05:31:10] <SirFinkus> I have my suspicions, based on the name
[05:31:41] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: It's the idea, to which I subscribe whole-heartedly, that the best action is directly calculated by the most good at the least expense.
[05:31:54] <Subsentient> It frowns on sentiment and emotional moral decisions.
[05:31:56] <SirFinkus> fair nuff
[05:32:07] <Subsentient> It's a purely logical paradigm
[05:32:34] <SirFinkus> I'd argue that there is no logical moral standard, but I'm too drunk, maybe tomorrow
[05:32:43] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: and it tells me that standing for your moral belief in her freedom will ultimately achieve nothing and flies in the face of your ethical obligations to protect her.
[05:33:17] <SirFinkus> which doesn't take into account any moral philosophy she may have
[05:33:26] <Subsentient> The world is a terrible place, and attempting to convince yourself otherwise by subscribing to false hope usually ends quite badly.
[05:34:08] <SirFinkus> I'm not that naive
[05:34:21] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Utilitarianism, by definition bypasses all theological and emotionally based morality paradigms. It's simply math. You are far more likely to cause harm than you are to benefit her in a meaningful way.
[05:35:14] <SirFinkus> it's not like I'm trying to pick her up, she came to me
[05:35:34] <SirFinkus> not really interested in her sexually either
[05:35:49] <SirFinkus> I guess the hijab is doing it's job
[05:35:52] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Irrelevant, literally. It's about the most good at the least expense, and you could end up causing her enormous harm simply by maintaining contact with her.
[05:36:42] <SirFinkus> but, if cognizant of this potential harm, she continues to contact me, it's her decision
[05:37:06] <SirFinkus> denying her contact would just be denying her agency yet again
[05:37:42] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: When free will is inhibited on a large scale in the name of security, it's an invitation to tyrrany, but in this case, you also have free will and you can choose, like she can to maintain contact, that you see it best to terminate contact.
[05:39:01] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: at the place she lives, it is in her best interest to submit to these rules, because the penalty for not doing so is far too harsh.
[05:39:09] <SirFinkus> fuck that, she's free to choose who to associate with
[05:39:29] <Subsentient> As are you. For any reason.
[05:39:42] <SirFinkus> and we're talking "returned to her family" not beheaded
[05:39:49] <SirFinkus> usually the man is punished more
[05:40:04] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: You did research?
[05:40:10] <SirFinkus> of course
[05:40:21] <SirFinkus> unless we fuck, or appear to fuck
[05:40:28] <SirFinkus> which I'm not planning on
[05:40:47] <Subsentient> Good that you did your research.
[05:41:01] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I'd still advise extreme caution.
[05:41:11] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I still think it will probably be best to end contact.
[05:41:40] <SirFinkus> I plan on bringing it up, the meetings aren't one on one, usually 3-4 people
[05:41:45] * chromas imagines SirFinkus slipping a finger in
[05:41:58] <SirFinkus> if she's insistent, I'll continue meeting with her
[05:42:05] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: It's important to remember that corruption is rampant and justice is a joke in these countries, so don't rely on the punishment being small, it could be very high.
[05:42:43] <SirFinkus> at some point, it's on her
[05:43:08] <chromas> or in her
[05:43:08] <Subsentient> Irrelevant. Most good at the least expense, remember?
[05:43:18] <SirFinkus> under your philosophy
[05:43:32] <SirFinkus> flawed btw
[05:44:00] <Subsentient> To each their own.
[05:44:27] <SirFinkus> so "most good" to who? her? me? society?
[05:45:33] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: All parties involve.
[05:45:56] <crutchy> SirFinkus, are you fucking a muslim chick from saudi arabia?
[05:46:03] <SirFinkus> so then I could make the argument that her meeting with me would have a small societal benifit
[05:46:09] <SirFinkus> no, just talking
[05:46:24] <crutchy> lmao i guessed that from about the last 6 lines :p
[05:46:36] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: You must also take probability into account. The probability is that it will not help society, but end up causing her grief.
[05:46:36] <chromas> spirit fingers
[05:47:01] <SirFinkus> I'm not gonna boba fett that sarlacc
[05:47:30] <SirFinkus> if you took probability into account, no revolution would happen
[05:47:47] <crutchy> *evolution
[05:49:15] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: that's a disturbing but valid concern. It's refuted by the potential good caused by a small group of revolutionaries vs the value of their own lives.
[05:50:46] <SirFinkus> refutes the shit out of your philosophy
[05:51:55] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: ... I'm done, but I'll end on the note, no it doesn't. :^)
[05:52:01] <Subsentient> $beer SirFinkus
[05:52:01] * aqu4 gives SirFinkus a cold can of beer
[05:52:16] <Subsentient> Drink, eat smoked cat nipples, be merry.
[05:52:18] <SirFinkus> ahh! a concession
[05:52:22] * SirFinkus likes concessions
[09:22:58] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:23:01] * exec accidentally blows a buttload of 💩 at #Soylent
[09:23:10] <Subsentient> ~gday <list>
[09:23:12] <exec> http://ix.io
[09:23:56] <Subsentient> ~gday <list>
[09:23:57] <exec> http://ix.io
[09:23:58] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:00] * exec romantically violates a 5¼" floppy dick of tastesicles with #Soylent
[09:24:03] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:05] * exec single-candidly slides a TCP stream of canadian pennies to #Soylent
[09:24:07] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:10] * exec ceremoniously experiences a buzzfeed list of pubes with #Soylent
[09:24:13] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:16] * exec sardonically cyberbullies a blerg of linux at #Soylent
[09:24:18] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:21] * exec abrasively crams a spoon of windows xp into #Soylent
[09:24:24] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:27] * exec half-heartedly vomits a mouthful of splooge on #Soylent
[09:24:35] <Subsentient> there we go.
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[10:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:31:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2453
[10:50:29] <Subsentient> !gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:50:33] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:50:35] * exec cromulently bitchslaps a blagoblag of perl with TheMightyBuzzard
[10:50:42] <Subsentient> sounds right
[10:53:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> highly accurate for exec. it must be broken.
[10:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake exec
[10:54:28] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a raw steak
[10:54:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a UNIX manual
[10:54:52] <MrPlow> Added "a UNIX manual".
[10:55:12] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Got module support almost done. Just takes a bit of refactoring and we'll be in business.
[10:55:47] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Going to move pretty much every non-trivial command into a module.
[10:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty responsive bot for everything running async off a timed thread. guess 1/10th of a second was the right timing.
[10:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, cool.
[10:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> going the mods-available/mods-enabled and symlinking route?
[10:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd be less of a pain than deleting/moving them
[10:58:41] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: there is already support for doing that. :^)
[10:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool
[10:59:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> always liked that about apache
[10:59:14] * TheMightyBuzzard taps his chin
[10:59:14] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You can disable commands on a per-command basis in aqu4bot, today.
[10:59:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but are they still built in but just disabled?
[10:59:50] <Subsentient> yeah, gonna fix that
[10:59:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i might wanna run him on a microcontroller and every byte counts
[11:00:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> scratch that. you SHOULD run him on a microcontroller attached to a usb port.
[11:02:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> an AVR UC3 looks like it could handle him
[11:06:48] <crutchy> then could could sideload him into everyone's pyewtas and it could become skynet o.O
[11:07:50] <crutchy> ~rps s
[11:07:52] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[11:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> happy drinking time, crutchy
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[11:08:15] <crutchy> ~time
[11:08:17] <exec> Friday, 15 April 2016 @ 9:08 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[11:08:21] <crutchy> almost
[11:08:27] <crutchy> kiddies just going to bed :D
[11:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost? kids still.... nod nod
[11:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather traralgon, Australia
[11:09:04] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the low 50s. Tomorrow: A mix of clouds and sun early, then becoming cloudy later in the day. High around 70F. Winds SW at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, son, you really gotta respect the snappiness of C vs perl for quick little shat. wouldn't make sense to try rewriting rehash in it cause you'd lose more time in man-hours than you'd ever gain back in response time but still good for a bot.
[11:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> may update him today to get rid of a few bugs i found but i'll prolly wait till he crashes again.
[11:13:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> was a few places i called curl_global_cleanup when it was possible for curl to be NULL.
[11:13:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> more importantly, was a few places i did curl_easy_cleanup(curl) when i knew damned good and well curl was NULL
[11:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> tries to call free() on a NULL pointer, which leads to unhappiness
[11:18:27] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: It's a big difference isn't it?
[11:18:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a pain in the ass but good practice.
[11:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess my next project's gonna hafta be writing a bot in assembly. then by hex editor.
[11:21:34] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: ... Don't. You can do it, but... don't.
[11:21:39] * TheMightyBuzzard hasn't touched assembly since his first semester of comp-sci classes
[11:22:11] <Subsentient> From Perl to C is like from Windows XP to Fedora, but C to Assembly is like Fedora to DOS.
[11:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, assembly is easy. it just takes an inordinately long time to do and just as long to debug.
[11:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly save that particular bit of hell for writing a device driver for some custom bit of hardware i created.
[11:24:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe a usb driver for my FM transmitter so i don't have to hog up the speaker jack on my sound card.
[11:25:45] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You can write a good deal of most drivers in C.
[11:26:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, and i prolly will but i'm thinking it'll be good to stretch myself.
[11:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're not gaining ground, you're losing it.
[11:27:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... maybe something playing with the gpio pins on my raspberry pi...
[11:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i got a spare A model sitting around somewhere without an sdcard in it
[11:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i could use that as an audio source. just gotta slap a thumb drive on it to store tunes and occasionally sync over the network with my NFS music directory.
[11:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> the rest of the time it could be offline. mobile even.
[11:31:02] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:04] * exec flatulantly shoves a chariot of canadian pennies in TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:26] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:31:28] * exec sexually reticulates a bowl of windows xp for crutchy
[11:31:30] <cmn32480> ~gday Subsentient
[11:31:32] * exec disturbingly hurls a quart of pyjama time at Subsentient
[11:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> would need a bank of capacitors to smooth out the power but i could supply it from the car cigarette lighter.
[11:31:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:31:46] * exec scientifically passes a thingy of cow dung custard to cmn32480
[11:31:57] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:31:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2454
[11:32:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:32:27] * cmn32480 is alls et for another day battling the VP of Sales
[11:33:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> take your longsword. yeah a bastard sword does more damage if you two hand it but with a longsword you can use a shield for the extra 2ac or a shortsword for a possible other 1d6 of damage
[11:34:42] <cmn32480> I'd prefer to take the "You really need to retire" 12 Gauge
[11:35:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you make a persuasive argument.
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[11:35:28] <cmn32480> why thank you.
[11:35:34] <cmn32480> I like to be persuasive
[11:35:38] * TheMightyBuzzard waves at Arc|
[11:36:08] <cmn32480> and there is no sound quite like the racking of the "You need to retire" 12 Gauge at close range to make people start thinking clearly
[11:36:26] <cmn32480> ~gday Arc|
[11:36:28] * exec faithfully pours two fingers of horseradish for Arc|
[11:36:35] <Arc|> you are all so kind
[11:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. i'm considering replacing my doorbell with that sound.
[11:36:47] <Arc|> alas, xchat just chose a weird alternative nickname
[11:36:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, noticed that
[11:36:58] Arc| is now known as Popeidol
[11:37:11] <cmn32480> we lurve you anyweay
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[11:38:39] <Popeidol> finally he's gone
[11:38:42] <Popeidol> that popedoll guy is a dick
[11:38:59] <Subsentient> Popeidol: lol
[11:39:20] <cmn32480> we say that about TheMightyBuzzard too
[11:41:37] * TheMightyBuzzard sets the sound of a 12 gauge racking a shell as his notification for text messages on his phone.
[11:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> just to see who around me when i'm out and about has ptsd
[11:43:14] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[11:43:16] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:43:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2455
[11:43:21] <Bytram> !uid
[11:43:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6202, owned by dmanny
[11:43:46] * Bytram only has a few minutes before needing to get ready for work.
[11:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> not quite loud enough but ah well
[11:43:51] <Bytram> #submit http://phys.org
[11:43:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[11:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still like the doorbell idea
[11:44:00] <cmn32480> yer welcome
[11:44:23] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:44:53] <Bytram> #submit http://www.wsj.com
[11:44:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[11:44:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should shave that delay down by 5s. or change the setting on the site to like 10s.
[11:45:01] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:45:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, pretty sure there's a limit to how fast you can submit another story. like a couple minutes.
[11:45:24] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:45:44] <Bytram> yeah, prolly
[11:45:51] <Bytram> #submit #submit http://www.infoworld.com
[11:45:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[11:45:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't appear they're going through anyways.
[11:46:02] <Bytram> huh?
[11:46:22] <Bytram> #smake MrPlow
[11:46:22] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:46:22] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a microaggression
[11:46:31] <Bytram> ~submit http://phys.org
[11:46:38] <cmn32480> Windows update went through
[11:46:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:46:59] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[11:47:10] <Bytram> ~submit http://phys.org
[11:47:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i should write some parsing of the returned json in instead of just going by the return code.
[11:47:29] <Bytram> sorry, bad scrool back
[11:47:38] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[11:47:44] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.wsj.com
[11:48:12] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[11:48:24] <cmn32480> bytram - I think your date is off on the 100PetaFlop Computer
[11:49:00] <Bytram> would that one of these bots could scrape the entire story text (ala Arthur whatshisname) -- would make it a bit easier for the Eds. (and Bobs and Toms =)
[11:49:06] <Bytram> oh?
[11:49:10] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:49:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2456
[11:49:53] <cmn32480> I'll talk to crutchy....
[11:49:56] <Bytram> cmn32480: yep. on it
[11:50:10] <Bytram> much appreciated!
[11:50:42] <cmn32480> after I email JR asking his permission
[11:50:49] <Bytram> good that.
[11:50:51] <cmn32480> it's his code.
[11:51:19] <Bytram> btw, exchanged emails with him about a week or so ago. They're doing all right, but taking things easy. (doctor's orders)
[11:51:27] <cmn32480> Good!
[11:51:30] <Bytram> he sounded to be in good spirits
[11:51:31] <cmn32480> and they better be
[11:52:12] <cmn32480> I shall try to send somethign today if I can keep the alligators from nipping at my ass]
[11:52:17] <Bytram> check the dept line in the petaflops story; 100 mega mega flops == 100 peta flops, right?
[11:52:26] <Bytram> watch for the crocs, too.
[11:52:41] <Bytram> petaflops story saved
[11:52:46] <Bytram> ok, gtg, afk
[11:52:55] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:52:57] * exec diabolically terrorizes an undersized chest of nerd-celebrity nudes with bytram
[11:53:00] <cmn32480> be safe!
[11:53:47] <crutchy> ahoy!
[11:53:53] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram
[11:53:55] * exec brazenly ships a potion of black man's radio with Bytram
[11:53:56] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:53:58] * exec single-handedly cracks open a thing of Windows 10 for cmn32480
[11:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, don't sweat the math. someone's bound to be "helpful" in the comments if you get it wrong.
[11:56:24] <crutchy> i think the knackerbracket script was janrinok's maybe?
[11:56:28] <crutchy> or someone's
[11:56:32] * crutchy can't remember
[11:56:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... today might be the day to get a let's encrypt cert for dev
[11:56:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, think yer right.
[11:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not even going to attempt that level of regexyness in C though.
[11:57:36] <crutchy> exec could run it if its available
[11:57:45] <crutchy> guessing its python or something?
[11:58:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, i could just send it to perl for parsing. i can convert a py script to a pl in just a few minutes.
[11:58:25] <crutchy> or that :)
[11:58:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> should both do it. that way we can have dueling bugs.
[11:58:50] <crutchy> lol
[11:59:05] <crutchy> perl or python is ok
[11:59:21] <crutchy> its just a shell command and a bunch of pipe sludge
[11:59:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> python is fascist.
[11:59:48] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:59:48] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 229
[12:00:02] <Subsentient> free code style choice ftw
[12:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[12:00:28] <crutchy> CIS language, where whitespace rulz
[12:00:49] * crutchy hides in his safespace
[12:01:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> while($foo){ bar($baz); $bot = buz(); } should always be legal
[12:01:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, there actually is a whitespace only language.
[12:01:46] <crutchy> !
[12:01:50] * crutchy is triggered
[12:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://en.wikipedia.org
[12:02:05] <smake> ^ 03Wiki: Whitespace (programming language)
[12:02:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's even more brainfucky than Brainfuck.
[12:02:30] * Bytram once downloaded a Javascript program from thedailywtf discussion that was entirely in whitespace.
[12:03:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly ran better than any other javascript evar
[12:04:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, there's plenty of other non-displaying characters you could use...
[12:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> like
[12:05:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> and good ole form feed n carriage return
[12:05:11] <Bytram> IIRC, it encoded somethng like TAB as 0 and SPACE as 1, then encoded the JS as ASCII chars, and finally ran *that*
[12:05:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[12:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could totally do that to rehash in perl in like a day.
[12:06:25] <crutchy> "hold my beer"
[12:06:26] <cmn32480> crutchy - it is python
[12:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> make it next year's april 1 prank on paulej72
[12:08:02] <Bytram> maybe do it to just one template, and put a bug in there and ask him to help debug?
[12:08:03] <Bytram> ;)
[12:09:10] <Bytram> ok, gtg to work.
[12:09:12] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[12:09:19] <Bytram|away> have a great day, everyone!
[12:09:29] <crutchy> maybe just encode a template file with an ascii shift
[12:09:41] <crutchy> cya Bytram|away o/
[12:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters Bytram|away
[12:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write some functions to simplify calling perl code from C. currently takes like 15-20 lines just to call a perl sub.
[12:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> rot13 everyone's sig. make it look like they're into crypto.
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[12:53:14] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[12:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't for the life of me find dev's ssl certs. they should be in /srv/soylentnews.org/apache/conf/ but they ain't.
[12:58:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, fucking nginx does our ssl on dev
[12:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't automate that as easily
[13:19:14] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You should get someone to give me server access. The shell $PS1 would be 8====D~~
[13:19:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, ima pass on that =P
[13:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, you could only monkey with your own .bashrc or what have you without being an uber sudo guy
[13:20:59] * Subsentient wishes for his own little SN server account, because he doesn't have a linode right now and it'd be useful
[13:21:13] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[13:21:26] <Subsentient> ~gday exec
[13:21:28] * exec sexually blows an assfull of cowbell at exec
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[13:32:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, thar we go. dev is currently using a letsencrypt cert made just for it.
[13:32:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait wtf? it still has the old cert
[13:33:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> caching?
[13:33:08] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[13:33:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't be. caching happens after ssl termination
[13:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq
[13:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, hafta change it in multiple places
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[13:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas better
[13:36:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... this wouldn't be at all difficult to automate
[13:37:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least for stuff not ssl terminated at one of the load balancers. pj can do that if he likes.
[13:41:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> now alls i needa do is write a cron job to do a `letsencrypt-auto renew --standalone --rsa-key-size 4096 -d dev.soylentnews.org` once a day
[13:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, there's that cron job done
[13:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> dev will now update its certs with no attention being paid by us adminish types
[13:56:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus ima let it run a few months to make sure it plays nice before we go around doing up all the other servers. dev is for breaking.
[13:56:33] <cmn32480> and you do a great job of it
[13:58:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned skippy
[13:59:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use MrPlow for practice. he breaks any more and ima hafta name him exec2
[13:59:30] <cmn32480> exec barely ever breaks
[13:59:37] <cmn32480> but when he does, it is spectacular!
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[14:00:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> you gotta count the times he's down so you can monkey with him
[14:01:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh you gotta be kidding me
[14:02:21] <cmn32480> usually he goes down so I can move the box he lives on.
[14:02:33] <cmn32480> his disappearing is pretty rare anymore
[14:03:04] <cmn32480> one nice thing about Gas-X... at least when I burp now it tastes like mint
[14:03:10] <cmn32480> Gas-X++
[14:03:13] <cmn32480> GasX++
[14:03:13] <Bender> karma - gasx: 1
[14:03:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> mint++
[14:03:25] <Bender> karma - mint: 1
[14:03:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> what's the command to check something's karma?
[14:04:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> !karma linuxmint
[14:04:05] <Bender> linuxmint doesn't have karma yet.
[14:04:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> linuxmint++
[14:04:14] <Bender> karma - linuxmint: 1
[14:06:13] <cmn32480> but you wanna anoy the crap out of people? use !whoup <karma'd object>
[14:06:27] <cmn32480> !whoup linuxmint
[14:06:27] <Bender> uppers of linuxmint are: AndyTheAbsurd: 1
[14:06:56] <cmn32480> don't do coffee
[14:07:28] <cmn32480> we leave that ping-a-thon for TMB
[14:07:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[14:08:05] * TheMightyBuzzard grins evilly
[14:08:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[14:08:31] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 68
[14:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[14:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be a !karmalock command
[14:09:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> break time
[14:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:09:31] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 42
[14:09:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:09:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2457
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[14:27:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, nifty. i can get an ssl cert for my no-ip.com dynamic dns hostname now.
[14:28:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, wait, no i can't
[14:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're still waiting on verification.
[14:28:40] <cmn32480> pick one
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[14:31:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, if i switch to a dedyn.io hostname i can though and get dnssec to boot.
[14:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd hafta write my own update client though looks like
[14:36:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, ddclient can update it. think ima get me another hostname.
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[14:52:55] <cmn32480> dear God... there is nothing quite so embarrassing as having the massive exploding shits in the common bathroom in the office.. and trying to be quiet about it...
[14:53:21] <SirFinkus> what about having massive exploding shits in the office?
[14:53:29] <SirFinkus> outside the bathroom
[14:53:35] <cmn32480> yeah
[14:53:38] <cmn32480> that't be worse
[14:53:52] <SirFinkus> or getting caught masturbating in your office
[14:54:14] <cmn32480> I really woudn't know about that
[14:54:17] <SirFinkus> but I guess that's part of the thrill
[14:54:28] <cmn32480> never had that urge....
[14:55:04] <cmn32480> but I am very glad to be rid of the bubble guts
[14:55:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i mean why use your own office and risk a mess you'd have to clean up. wait until the boss goes to lunch and use his
[14:55:55] * cmn32480 pakes a note to put on some decent cover up music next time
[14:57:47] <SirFinkus> get one of those japanese toilets that make babbling brook sounds
[14:57:55] <SirFinkus> so it sounds like you're shitting in a creek
[15:00:47] <cmn32480> nah.. our bathroom sounds like we are shitting in a reverberating echo chamber
[15:00:58] <cmn32480> it is nearly impossible to shit in peace
[15:01:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[15:02:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> just go with the austin powers method "WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR"
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[15:14:40] <SirFinkus> damn microsoft
[15:14:59] <SirFinkus> why the fuck would I want to download 500MB of updates every time I start office
[15:15:23] <SirFinkus> and the autoupdater launches after the program I'm launching
[15:15:23] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Stop using Office. Fuck Microsoft straight to hell.
[15:15:29] <SirFinkus> I have to
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[15:15:42] <Subsentient> ~gday Runaway1956
[15:15:44] * exec slowly spews a hugbox of caulk on Runaway1956
[15:15:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> because you love them and want to lick Satya Nadella's anus.
[15:16:13] <SirFinkus> so basically what happens is I open word, and 5 minutes later, auto update insists that I close it
[15:16:41] <SirFinkus> while popping up a separate focus stealing dialog to enter my admin password
[15:16:42] <Subsentient> !grab AndyTheAbsurd
[15:16:42] <Bender> Added quote 712
[15:16:58] <Subsentient> ~gday >beverage Satya Nadella's anus
[15:16:59] <exec> added to beverages
[15:19:51] <SirFinkus> school time, bbl
[15:19:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[15:20:10] * Subsentient offers TheMightyBuzzard some fresh horse tentacle tofu
[15:20:56] * cmn32480 doesn't think horses have tentacles...
[15:21:08] <Subsentient> cmn32480: check again, particularly the eye sockets
[15:21:42] <Subsentient> The extract of the suckers is used to enhance the flavor of smoked cat nipple jerky.
[15:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> rar! got my personal webserver set up with a legit ssl cert and dnssec.
[15:22:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> !grab Subsentient
[15:22:36] <Bender> Added quote 713
[15:25:28] * cmn32480 wonders some days why he bothers
[15:26:09] <chromas> Bender: grab cmn32480
[15:26:09] <Bender> Added quote 714
[15:26:35] <chromas> !grab-1
[15:30:12] <cmn32480> !quote 714
[15:30:12] <Bender> Quote 714 - <cmn32480> it is nearly impossible to shit in peace
[15:37:28] <chromas> ~quote impossible
[15:37:30] <chromas> !quote impossible
[15:37:30] <Bender> Quote 714 - <cmn32480> it is nearly impossible to shit in peace
[15:37:34] <chromas> !quote shit
[15:37:34] <Bender> Quote 79 - <janrinok> Blackmoore: Who told you I was making them wear ballgags. I hadn't mentioned that to anyone, er, well if I had made them wear ballgags, I wouldn't have told anyone. Anyway, they said they liked it - well, would have done if they hadn't been wearing ballgags, oh shit
[15:37:38] <Bender> Also in quotes: 82, 133, 139, 211, 233, 274, 372, 413, 493, 714
[15:39:33] <Subsentient> !quote tentacle
[15:39:33] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'tentacle'
[15:39:40] <Subsentient> !quote suckers
[15:39:40] <Bender> Quote 336 - <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck you faggot cocksuckers.
[15:39:44] <Bender> Also in quotes: 713
[15:39:51] <Subsentient> !quote smoked cat
[15:39:51] <Bender> Quote 713 - <Subsentient> The extract of the suckers is used to enhance the flavor of smoked cat nipple jerky.
[15:40:29] <chromas> !quote grab
[15:40:29] <Bender> Quote 141 - <chromas> !grab chromas
[15:40:33] <Bender> Also in quotes: 163, 164, 165, 167, 195, 196, 228, 229, 236, 260, 280, 285, 286, 287, 292, 301, 302, 314, 315, 326, 335, 343, 346, 348, 349, 358, 368, 384, 388, 389, 399, 466, 472, 484, 497, 500, 502, 536, 544, 562, 586, 700, 701, 702, 703
[15:40:34] <chromas> !quote quote
[15:40:34] <Bender> Quote 11 - <arti> oh, are quotes working?
[15:40:38] <Bender> Also in quotes: 224, 236, 590
[15:40:52] <chromas> Too bad it doesn't do randoms
[15:40:57] <chromas> Bender--
[15:40:57] <Bender> karma - bender: 3
[15:42:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i forgot all the good quotes
[15:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 265
[15:42:59] <Bender> Quote 265 - <crutchy> you have balls.... i like balls
[15:43:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 270
[15:43:05] <Bender> Quote 270 - <crutchy> i should push just to be cool
[15:43:06] <chromas> Add a !quote-random :)
[15:43:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw that, i'd hafta code python
[15:43:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 272
[15:43:27] <Bender> Quote 272 - <Konomi> I tried mate once but it lacks it's own login manager
[15:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 370
[15:43:48] <Bender> Quote 370 - <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck em right in their cock-sockets though. the boys need their space.
[15:44:08] * chromas manspreads
[15:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea what that was regarding but i stand by it
[15:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, i forgot which one was "paulej72 is the butt"
[15:44:55] <chromas> !quote paulej72 is the butt
[15:44:55] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[15:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar we go
[15:45:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias
[15:45:07] <chromas> !quote 275
[15:45:07] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[15:45:11] <chromas> ;)
[15:46:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well shit, i done been all kinds of productive today. got both dev and my own box doing letsencrypt certs for ssl and cleaned up some bugs in MrPlow.
[15:47:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose i could do up a pull request for the april 1 theme but i really need to rename it first.
[15:49:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, what was the suggested theme name? i forgot.
[15:59:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, google is scooping us with our own site.
[16:00:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should have submit.pl as blocked to search engine bots in the robots.txt file
[16:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe hell, i fucked up the april 1 theme somehow and got a lot of stuff that shouldn't be in it stuffed in there.
[16:10:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, i can redo it monday. or sooner if necessary.
[16:11:39] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Found an open source liberally-licensed email library I'm going to use for Event Horizon. Will make the entire job of writing it so much easier.
[16:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[16:12:51] <chromas> Soylent City Nights
[16:13:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 260
[16:13:03] <Bender> Quote 260 - <Konomi> shame grab doesn't do /me
[16:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 255
[16:13:27] <Bender> Quote 255 - <NCommander> mattie_p, I can panic when I'm dead :-)
[16:13:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote pants
[16:13:47] <Bender> Quote 282 - <Leebert> And no, I'm not sucking it out of your pants.
[16:13:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote pants
[16:13:50] <Bender> Quote 282 - <Leebert> And no, I'm not sucking it out of your pants.
[16:13:51] <Bender> Also in quotes: 296, 319, 380, 441, 442, 461, 511, 512, 529, 543, 580, 591
[16:13:54] <Bender> Also in quotes: 296, 319, 380, 441, 442, 461, 511, 512, 529, 543, 580, 591
[16:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[16:14:06] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[16:14:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> there we go, forgot what number it was
[16:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> welp, too quiet in here. time for some vidya until nap time.
[16:25:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake #soylent
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[16:56:49] <Subsentient> ~gday
[16:56:51] * exec ceremoniously crams a goblet of coffee++ into
[16:56:55] <Subsentient> ~gday
[16:56:57] * exec unjustifiably sodomizes yo mama of chicken fingers with
[16:56:59] <Subsentient> ~gday
[16:57:01] * exec illegitimately writes a fanfic featuring a dire ear of santa's semen about
[16:57:07] <Subsentient> ~gday
[16:57:09] * exec presumably cums a basket of cat piss into
[17:00:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:00:30] * exec problematically scissors a scrote of glass for Subsentient
[17:00:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:00:37] * exec buttmagically terrorizes a caravan of tama lama ding dongs with Subsentient
[17:00:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:00:45] * exec unnecessarily blows yo mama's asscrack of meat at Subsentient
[17:00:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:00:53] * exec sardonically offers a thingy of mousetrap-mutilated-manhood to Subsentient
[17:01:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> ouch
[17:01:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:01:06] * exec historically hangs a trigger warning sign about a sac of fat chick on Subsentient
[17:01:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> wat
[17:01:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:01:18] * exec overratedly farts a flask of maturity juice at Subsentient
[17:01:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> huh?
[17:01:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:01:30] * exec retroactively ejaculates a wine flute of g'day juice at Subsentient
[17:01:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm not sure how that even works
[17:10:00] <cmn32480> how what works AndyTheAbsurd?
[17:15:20] <Subsentient> ~gday cmn32480
[17:15:22] * exec dexterously passes The Cloud of baby batter to cmn32480
[17:15:45] <cmn32480> lol
[17:15:59] <Subsentient> Microsoft Jizzure
[17:20:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: ejaculating a wine flute
[17:21:32] <chromas> You just haven't been to the right parts of the internet
[17:21:37] <chromas> or the wrong parts
[17:22:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> a wine flute's *worth* of $whatever I could see
[17:22:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> but an actual wine flute?
[17:24:15] <chromas> yes
[17:24:37] <chromas> women find it brings a new meaning to "glass ceiling"
[17:25:04] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[17:25:06] * exec abrasively reticulates a fartbox of jihads for AndyTheAbsurd
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[17:41:20] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: How's it feel to be not as absurd as me?
[17:41:49] <SirFinkus> and I'm back
[17:41:56] <SirFinkus> went to school for a test that took me 10 minutes
[17:42:00] <SirFinkus> what a waste of time
[17:45:40] <CoolHand> SirFinkus: they don't have online testing? This is 2016 not 1989...
[17:45:50] <Subsentient> ~gday CoolHand
[17:45:52] * exec defiantly runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a singularity of webscale for CoolHand
[17:45:58] <SirFinkus> no?
[17:46:01] <CoolHand> haha
[17:46:08] <Subsentient> ~gday CoolHand
[17:46:10] * exec implicitly flicks a blagoblag of windows 3.11 for workpoops at CoolHand
[17:46:12] <CoolHand> Well they should!
[17:46:13] <Subsentient> ~gday CoolHand
[17:46:15] <CoolHand> !gday Subsentient
[17:46:16] * exec overratedly terrorizes a fart hole of Microsoft Works with CoolHand
[17:46:21] <SirFinkus> no, they shouldn't
[17:46:27] <CoolHand> SirFinkus: why?
[17:46:27] <SirFinkus> people would cheat their pants off
[17:46:49] <CoolHand> really? My wife is taking a graduate course.. all online..
[17:47:55] <SirFinkus> well, all online courses are different obviously, but all my meatspace classes require meatspace tests
[17:48:23] <Subsentient> And I understand that, I agree SirFinkus, everyone would cheat their asses off.
[17:48:37] <SirFinkus> I said pants Subsentient
[17:48:39] <SirFinkus> not asses
[17:48:39] <CoolHand> pessimists...
[17:48:45] <SirFinkus> realists
[17:48:47] <Subsentient> CoolHand: I'm a realist.
[17:48:48] <CoolHand> lol
[17:48:55] <CoolHand> have some faith in humanity!
[17:48:56] <CoolHand> :)
[17:49:01] <SirFinkus> some guy got caught cheating on my first math test
[17:49:10] <SirFinkus> on the FIRST TEST in meatspace
[17:49:19] <Subsentient> "On the contrary! I always hope for the best, but experience has taught me to expect the worst." -Garrack, DS9
[17:49:28] <SirFinkus> got hauled out of class, and I haven't seen him since
[17:49:51] * Subsentient has no faith in humanity, because he knows human nature
[17:50:59] <CoolHand> just expect the worst... then your expectations will be met ..
[17:51:07] <SirFinkus> that's a bold claim Subsentient
[17:51:11] <SirFinkus> that you know human nature
[17:51:41] <Subsentient> CoolHand: There's a difference between expecting the worst and calculating the probable outcome.
[17:51:51] <Subsentient> Despite my quote, I don't actually expect the worst.
[17:51:57] <Subsentient> Met lots of people like that, real downers.
[17:52:18] <SirFinkus> I know the nature of my digestive system
[17:52:25] <SirFinkus> chili in, chili out
[17:52:27] <CoolHand> I'm just blowing off.. although.. I think all tests should be open book with time limit, so there is no "cheating" other than using other people..
[17:52:31] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I don't know shell script very well, but I know enough of it to get an idea of it.
[17:54:51] <Subsentient> Getting a little better with gimp, though things still look like shit. My current wallpaper: http://universe2.us
[17:55:04] <SirFinkus> you're right, it does look like shit
[17:55:29] <Subsentient> -_-
[17:55:55] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: With my horrifically slow network connection, between the time I posted that link and the time you replied, it's impossible for you to have seen the image.
[17:56:14] <SirFinkus> bullshit
[17:56:30] <SirFinkus> it's some cyan and royal blue mess with a cube that has sigmas on each side
[17:56:46] <SirFinkus> I didn't even know they made cyan ink for monitors anymore
[17:56:52] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Do you suddenly hate me or something?
[17:57:04] <SirFinkus> no, I just hate your desktop background
[17:57:11] <Subsentient> heh
[17:57:19] <SirFinkus> you're all right assuming you aren't also cyan and royal blue
[17:58:12] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Do you know why it contains sigma?
[17:59:01] <SirFinkus> because it's objectively the coolest looking greek letter?
[17:59:56] <SirFinkus> Ω is pretty need too
[18:00:13] <SirFinkus> neat I mean
[18:00:27] <Subsentient> https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:00:28] <smake> ^ 03Wiki: Utilitarianism
[18:00:37] <SirFinkus> and Δ
[18:00:41] <Subsentient> I subscribe to 'total utilitarianism'.
[18:00:42] <SirFinkus> ohboyherewego
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[18:02:42] <SirFinkus> the philosophy seems like something you'd read on a doormat
[18:02:56] <SirFinkus> or a tattoo on a white girl's upper back
[18:04:15] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Yeah, well it's actually the closest thing to a religion I have.
[18:04:37] <SirFinkus> whatever floats your boat
[18:04:44] <SirFinkus> see?
[18:04:52] <SirFinkus> I believe in it too!
[18:04:56] * Subsentient concludes that the mentioned 'mere addition paradox' 's conclusion is NOT repugnant in any way.
[18:05:03] <SirFinkus> any port in a storm amirite?
[18:05:21] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Yeah, was just bringing up the origin of the sigma as a little factoid.
[18:05:28] <Subsentient> Wasn't trying to get preachy.
[18:05:40] <SirFinkus> and I'm just being a dick, as usual
[18:07:22] <chromas> is the cube made in gimp?
[18:07:35] <Subsentient> chromas: Yup, shitty rendering.
[18:07:57] <chromas> Do it in blender so you can have reflections and lens flares and baysplosions
[18:08:14] * Subsentient had those options, didn't want them
[18:09:30] * SirFinkus ponders why anyone would willingly use gimp
[18:10:03] <chromas> 'cause there's nothing else on loonix
[18:10:33] * SirFinkus ponders why anyone would willingly use desktop linux
[18:10:43] * SirFinkus is starting fights this morning
[18:10:53] <chromas> the only other thing on linux is krita, and it's slow and awkward to use for photo molestation
[18:11:09] <SirFinkus> I've heard it's amazing for digital painting though
[18:11:23] <chromas> it's true though, linux sucks balls and there ain't no applications for it
[18:11:37] <SirFinkus> linux is great, just not on the desktops
[18:12:04] <chromas> if wayland smithers ever gets off the ground I hope it can hotswap drivers like windows
[18:12:31] <SirFinkus> I hope it can handle vsync like windows
[18:12:52] <chromas> You don't want it to just ignore the setting like X?
[18:13:25] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Linux is a dream for development. There's nothing even remotely like it.
[18:13:48] <Subsentient> I am in control of my desktop, how it works, and what goes into it. Not Microsoft or Apple.
[18:14:14] <chromas> I like apple's software packages
[18:14:15] <Subsentient> If I had to pick a proprietary OS, it'd be Mac OS X, despite me hating the GUI, because it has UNIX guts I can stir around with a ladel.
[18:14:17] <SirFinkus> which is nice, but shit barely works
[18:14:26] <chromas> instead of ejaculating files all over the system like linux
[18:14:38] <SirFinkus> there was like, an ubuntu release that actually worked once
[18:14:43] <SirFinkus> I think it was 8.04
[18:14:43] <chromas> no there wasn't
[18:14:52] * Subsentient 's desktop is very stable, goes on average a month without a reboot
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[18:15:04] <SirFinkus> which distro?
[18:15:08] <SirFinkus> I've heard this before
[18:15:20] <Subsentient> SubLinux2, compiled from source code, by me. It's not gentoo or LFS.
[18:15:22] <chromas> Subsentiux
[18:15:49] <Subsentient> brb, gotta shit. I have an iso, but it'l be replaced by SubLinux 3 in coming months.
[18:15:58] <SirFinkus> that's an extremely large amount of time to invest in getting a stable os
[18:18:40] * chromas buttpirates macossex to try it out
[18:19:03] <chromas> oh, when did they quit using animal names?
[18:19:16] <SirFinkus> last release
[18:19:26] <SirFinkus> I think
[18:19:28] <SirFinkus> mavericks
[18:19:30] * chromas wonders how lesbians got into the search results; clicks
[18:19:48] <SirFinkus> yeah, you better investigate that shit
[18:19:53] <SirFinkus> they're EVERYWHERE on the internet
[18:20:07] <chromas> oh, "abigail mac" include the substrinc "mac"
[18:20:40] <SirFinkus> osx is pretty nice, but the window management is shitty
[18:20:48] <chromas> implants--; /me cancels download
[18:22:34] <chromas> how's the single-menu-at-the-top-of-the-window-paradigm? I heard they put it onto all screens now
[18:22:56] <SirFinkus> it works pretty well, kind of a mind fuck when you first start using it
[18:23:10] <SirFinkus> most programs are designed to not use the menu bar much
[18:23:58] <SirFinkus> big mouse target to hit
[18:28:56] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I have no regrets at all compiling SubLinux2 from source. The only problem is that I must compile any third party applications myself.
[18:29:09] <Subsentient> It's produced a system tuned exactly to what I wanted and expected from a distro.
[18:29:22] <Subsentient> It uses my own init system too.
[18:29:38] <SirFinkus> but you need to spend 5 hours compiling firefox updates
[18:29:58] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I don't compile Firefox, or in my case palemoon, I just go get the precompiled i686 package.
[18:30:05] <Subsentient> You know, the tar.bz2?
[18:30:11] <SirFinkus> yes
[18:30:25] <SirFinkus> but you just said you needed to compile all third party applications
[18:30:35] <Subsentient> I did compile Midori, which interestingly, it and its main dependency webkitgtk+ were really painful to compile.
[18:30:51] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Well, any that don't have that nice precompiled zip or tar.bz2
[18:31:29] * Subsentient prefers compiling the kernel to compiling webkitgtk
[18:32:44] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: And as far as stable pre-fab distros, I like Fedora. It's what I use on any systems that SubLinux would be unsuitable, including my phone.
[18:33:08] * Subsentient notes Fedora is really stable, especially impressive because it's a bleeding edge distro
[18:34:38] * Subsentient usually rips out systemd and puts Epoch on Fedora though
[18:36:45] <cmn32480> that was 3 hours and 15 minutes I'd like back
[18:36:55] <cmn32480> that support call SUCKED
[18:37:18] <Subsentient> $burrito cmn32480
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[19:28:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write a sysv init system that sits on top of systemd
[19:31:12] <chromas> could you just take an existing one and run it as a service?
[19:31:30] <takyon> AndyTheAbsurd I posted your submission
[19:31:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> takyon: neat! thanks.
[19:31:45] <takyon> if you find any news stories talking about the thread, post em around
[19:31:52] <takyon> i'll be back later
[19:32:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> Mozilla's behavior over the last few years really has me scratching my head.
[19:32:27] <takyon> this looks real funny, I hope to hear examples of what Mozilla wants removed
[19:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, that's what i'm thinking. or similar anyway.
[19:32:59] <takyon> also ever since I heard about Mozilla's corporate culture from that woman who left and tweetstormed, I just laugh at Mozilla
[19:33:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> already wrote a .service file to run rc.local
[19:33:17] <takyon> or maybe I laughed at Mozilla for blowing so many of Google's hundreds of millions on bullshit
[19:33:34] <takyon> later
[19:40:58] <chromas> you know, pretending to be a feminist and tossing up a patreon or kickstarter would be a great way to bring in thousands of dollars
[19:41:46] <cmn32480> but then you have to do something to keep those dollars flowing.. and that means BEING a feminist
[19:42:02] <chromas> you just have to say that you're being harassed and you had to leave your home and hide out while doing tv interviews from your house
[19:42:29] <chromas> oh, and be transgendered too; that'll jack up the income
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[19:51:52] <GungnirSniper> Meta - Polls : https://soylentnews.org
[19:51:53] <smake> ^ 03SN journal More Frequent Polls? 04(0 comments)
[19:52:10] <GungnirSniper> Y'all have a nice weekend, ya hear?
[19:52:48] <cmn32480> ~gday GungnirSniper
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[19:54:55] <cmn32480> you are welcome.. I'm looking atthe yahoo story.. I think we will try to run the story w/ the poll attached... if ti works.. great.. if not ... blame TMB.
[19:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya lost me but that's fine. i don't mind stuff breaking.
[19:59:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth, steam runs significantly faster using the OSS ati/amd drivers
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