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[19:59:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth, steam runs significantly faster using the OSS ati/amd drivers
[19:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya lost me but that's fine. i don't mind stuff breaking.
[19:54:55] <cmn32480> you are welcome.. I'm looking atthe yahoo story.. I think we will try to run the story w/ the poll attached... if ti works.. great.. if not ... blame TMB.
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[19:52:49] * exec theoretically culturally appropriates a caravan of face cheese from GungnirSniper
[19:52:48] <cmn32480> ~gday GungnirSniper
[19:52:10] <GungnirSniper> Y'all have a nice weekend, ya hear?
[19:51:53] <smake> ^ 03SN journal More Frequent Polls? 04(0 comments)
[19:51:52] <GungnirSniper> Meta - Polls : https://soylentnews.org
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[19:42:29] <chromas> oh, and be transgendered too; that'll jack up the income
[19:42:02] <chromas> you just have to say that you're being harassed and you had to leave your home and hide out while doing tv interviews from your house
[19:41:46] <cmn32480> but then you have to do something to keep those dollars flowing.. and that means BEING a feminist
[19:40:58] <chromas> you know, pretending to be a feminist and tossing up a patreon or kickstarter would be a great way to bring in thousands of dollars
[19:33:34] <takyon> later
[19:33:17] <takyon> or maybe I laughed at Mozilla for blowing so many of Google's hundreds of millions on bullshit
[19:33:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> already wrote a .service file to run rc.local
[19:32:59] <takyon> also ever since I heard about Mozilla's corporate culture from that woman who left and tweetstormed, I just laugh at Mozilla
[19:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, that's what i'm thinking. or similar anyway.
[19:32:27] <takyon> this looks real funny, I hope to hear examples of what Mozilla wants removed
[19:32:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> Mozilla's behavior over the last few years really has me scratching my head.
[19:31:52] <takyon> i'll be back later
[19:31:45] <takyon> if you find any news stories talking about the thread, post em around
[19:31:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> takyon: neat! thanks.
[19:31:30] <takyon> AndyTheAbsurd I posted your submission
[19:31:12] <chromas> could you just take an existing one and run it as a service?
[19:28:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write a sysv init system that sits on top of systemd
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[19:21:35] <ButtBreath> Sup niggaz. Prepare for terrorization in t-minus 7 hours.
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[18:37:18] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at cmn32480
[18:37:18] <Subsentient> $burrito cmn32480
[18:36:55] <cmn32480> that support call SUCKED
[18:36:45] <cmn32480> that was 3 hours and 15 minutes I'd like back
[18:34:38] * Subsentient usually rips out systemd and puts Epoch on Fedora though
[18:33:08] * Subsentient notes Fedora is really stable, especially impressive because it's a bleeding edge distro
[18:32:44] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: And as far as stable pre-fab distros, I like Fedora. It's what I use on any systems that SubLinux would be unsuitable, including my phone.
[18:31:29] * Subsentient prefers compiling the kernel to compiling webkitgtk
[18:30:51] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Well, any that don't have that nice precompiled zip or tar.bz2
[18:30:35] <Subsentient> I did compile Midori, which interestingly, it and its main dependency webkitgtk+ were really painful to compile.
[18:30:25] <SirFinkus> but you just said you needed to compile all third party applications
[18:30:11] <SirFinkus> yes
[18:30:05] <Subsentient> You know, the tar.bz2?
[18:29:58] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I don't compile Firefox, or in my case palemoon, I just go get the precompiled i686 package.
[18:29:38] <SirFinkus> but you need to spend 5 hours compiling firefox updates
[18:29:22] <Subsentient> It uses my own init system too.
[18:29:09] <Subsentient> It's produced a system tuned exactly to what I wanted and expected from a distro.
[18:28:56] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I have no regrets at all compiling SubLinux2 from source. The only problem is that I must compile any third party applications myself.
[18:23:58] <SirFinkus> big mouse target to hit
[18:23:10] <SirFinkus> most programs are designed to not use the menu bar much
[18:22:56] <SirFinkus> it works pretty well, kind of a mind fuck when you first start using it
[18:22:34] <chromas> how's the single-menu-at-the-top-of-the-window-paradigm? I heard they put it onto all screens now
[18:20:48] <chromas> implants--; /me cancels download
[18:20:40] <SirFinkus> osx is pretty nice, but the window management is shitty
[18:20:07] <chromas> oh, "abigail mac" include the substrinc "mac"
[18:19:53] <SirFinkus> they're EVERYWHERE on the internet
[18:19:48] <SirFinkus> yeah, you better investigate that shit
[18:19:30] * chromas wonders how lesbians got into the search results; clicks
[18:19:28] <SirFinkus> mavericks
[18:19:26] <SirFinkus> I think
[18:19:16] <SirFinkus> last release
[18:19:03] <chromas> oh, when did they quit using animal names?
[18:18:40] * chromas buttpirates macossex to try it out
[18:15:58] <SirFinkus> that's an extremely large amount of time to invest in getting a stable os
[18:15:49] <Subsentient> brb, gotta shit. I have an iso, but it'l be replaced by SubLinux 3 in coming months.
[18:15:22] <chromas> Subsentiux
[18:15:20] <Subsentient> SubLinux2, compiled from source code, by me. It's not gentoo or LFS.
[18:15:08] <SirFinkus> I've heard this before
[18:15:04] <SirFinkus> which distro?
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[18:14:52] * Subsentient 's desktop is very stable, goes on average a month without a reboot
[18:14:43] <chromas> no there wasn't
[18:14:43] <SirFinkus> I think it was 8.04
[18:14:38] <SirFinkus> there was like, an ubuntu release that actually worked once
[18:14:26] <chromas> instead of ejaculating files all over the system like linux
[18:14:17] <SirFinkus> which is nice, but shit barely works
[18:14:15] <Subsentient> If I had to pick a proprietary OS, it'd be Mac OS X, despite me hating the GUI, because it has UNIX guts I can stir around with a ladel.
[18:14:14] <chromas> I like apple's software packages
[18:13:48] <Subsentient> I am in control of my desktop, how it works, and what goes into it. Not Microsoft or Apple.
[18:13:25] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Linux is a dream for development. There's nothing even remotely like it.
[18:12:52] <chromas> You don't want it to just ignore the setting like X?
[18:12:31] <SirFinkus> I hope it can handle vsync like windows
[18:12:04] <chromas> if wayland smithers ever gets off the ground I hope it can hotswap drivers like windows
[18:11:37] <SirFinkus> linux is great, just not on the desktops
[18:11:23] <chromas> it's true though, linux sucks balls and there ain't no applications for it
[18:11:09] <SirFinkus> I've heard it's amazing for digital painting though
[18:10:53] <chromas> the only other thing on linux is krita, and it's slow and awkward to use for photo molestation
[18:10:43] * SirFinkus is starting fights this morning
[18:10:33] * SirFinkus ponders why anyone would willingly use desktop linux
[18:10:03] <chromas> 'cause there's nothing else on loonix
[18:09:30] * SirFinkus ponders why anyone would willingly use gimp
[18:08:14] * Subsentient had those options, didn't want them
[18:07:57] <chromas> Do it in blender so you can have reflections and lens flares and baysplosions
[18:07:35] <Subsentient> chromas: Yup, shitty rendering.
[18:07:22] <chromas> is the cube made in gimp?
[18:05:40] <SirFinkus> and I'm just being a dick, as usual
[18:05:28] <Subsentient> Wasn't trying to get preachy.
[18:05:21] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Yeah, was just bringing up the origin of the sigma as a little factoid.
[18:05:03] <SirFinkus> any port in a storm amirite?
[18:04:56] * Subsentient concludes that the mentioned 'mere addition paradox' 's conclusion is NOT repugnant in any way.
[18:04:52] <SirFinkus> I believe in it too!
[18:04:44] <SirFinkus> see?
[18:04:37] <SirFinkus> whatever floats your boat
[18:04:15] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Yeah, well it's actually the closest thing to a religion I have.
[18:02:56] <SirFinkus> or a tattoo on a white girl's upper back
[18:02:42] <SirFinkus> the philosophy seems like something you'd read on a doormat
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[18:00:42] <SirFinkus> ohboyherewego
[18:00:41] <Subsentient> I subscribe to 'total utilitarianism'.
[18:00:37] <SirFinkus> and Δ
[18:00:28] <smake> ^ 03Wiki: Utilitarianism
[18:00:27] <Subsentient> https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:00:13] <SirFinkus> neat I mean
[17:59:56] <SirFinkus> Ω is pretty need too
[17:59:01] <SirFinkus> because it's objectively the coolest looking greek letter?
[17:58:12] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Do you know why it contains sigma?
[17:57:19] <SirFinkus> you're all right assuming you aren't also cyan and royal blue
[17:57:11] <Subsentient> heh
[17:57:04] <SirFinkus> no, I just hate your desktop background
[17:56:52] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Do you suddenly hate me or something?
[17:56:46] <SirFinkus> I didn't even know they made cyan ink for monitors anymore
[17:56:30] <SirFinkus> it's some cyan and royal blue mess with a cube that has sigmas on each side
[17:56:14] <SirFinkus> bullshit
[17:55:55] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: With my horrifically slow network connection, between the time I posted that link and the time you replied, it's impossible for you to have seen the image.
[17:55:29] <Subsentient> -_-
[17:55:04] <SirFinkus> you're right, it does look like shit
[17:54:51] <Subsentient> Getting a little better with gimp, though things still look like shit. My current wallpaper: http://universe2.us
[17:52:31] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I don't know shell script very well, but I know enough of it to get an idea of it.
[17:52:27] <CoolHand> I'm just blowing off.. although.. I think all tests should be open book with time limit, so there is no "cheating" other than using other people..
[17:52:25] <SirFinkus> chili in, chili out
[17:52:18] <SirFinkus> I know the nature of my digestive system
[17:51:57] <Subsentient> Met lots of people like that, real downers.
[17:51:51] <Subsentient> Despite my quote, I don't actually expect the worst.
[17:51:41] <Subsentient> CoolHand: There's a difference between expecting the worst and calculating the probable outcome.
[17:51:11] <SirFinkus> that you know human nature
[17:51:07] <SirFinkus> that's a bold claim Subsentient
[17:50:59] <CoolHand> just expect the worst... then your expectations will be met ..
[17:49:51] * Subsentient has no faith in humanity, because he knows human nature
[17:49:28] <SirFinkus> got hauled out of class, and I haven't seen him since
[17:49:19] <Subsentient> "On the contrary! I always hope for the best, but experience has taught me to expect the worst." -Garrack, DS9
[17:49:10] <SirFinkus> on the FIRST TEST in meatspace
[17:49:01] <SirFinkus> some guy got caught cheating on my first math test
[17:48:56] <CoolHand> :)
[17:48:55] <CoolHand> have some faith in humanity!
[17:48:48] <CoolHand> lol
[17:48:47] <Subsentient> CoolHand: I'm a realist.
[17:48:45] <SirFinkus> realists
[17:48:39] <CoolHand> pessimists...
[17:48:39] <SirFinkus> not asses
[17:48:37] <SirFinkus> I said pants Subsentient
[17:48:23] <Subsentient> And I understand that, I agree SirFinkus, everyone would cheat their asses off.
[17:47:55] <SirFinkus> well, all online courses are different obviously, but all my meatspace classes require meatspace tests
[17:46:49] <CoolHand> really? My wife is taking a graduate course.. all online..
[17:46:27] <SirFinkus> people would cheat their pants off
[17:46:27] <CoolHand> SirFinkus: why?
[17:46:21] <SirFinkus> no, they shouldn't
[17:46:16] * exec overratedly terrorizes a fart hole of Microsoft Works with CoolHand
[17:46:15] <CoolHand> !gday Subsentient
[17:46:13] <Subsentient> ~gday CoolHand
[17:46:12] <CoolHand> Well they should!
[17:46:10] * exec implicitly flicks a blagoblag of windows 3.11 for workpoops at CoolHand
[17:46:08] <Subsentient> ~gday CoolHand
[17:46:01] <CoolHand> haha
[17:45:58] <SirFinkus> no?
[17:45:52] * exec defiantly runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a singularity of webscale for CoolHand
[17:45:50] <Subsentient> ~gday CoolHand
[17:45:40] <CoolHand> SirFinkus: they don't have online testing? This is 2016 not 1989...
[17:42:00] <SirFinkus> what a waste of time
[17:41:56] <SirFinkus> went to school for a test that took me 10 minutes
[17:41:49] <SirFinkus> and I'm back
[17:41:20] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: How's it feel to be not as absurd as me?
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[17:25:06] * exec abrasively reticulates a fartbox of jihads for AndyTheAbsurd
[17:25:04] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[17:24:37] <chromas> women find it brings a new meaning to "glass ceiling"
[17:24:15] <chromas> yes
[17:22:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> but an actual wine flute?
[17:22:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> a wine flute's *worth* of $whatever I could see
[17:21:37] <chromas> or the wrong parts
[17:21:32] <chromas> You just haven't been to the right parts of the internet
[17:20:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: ejaculating a wine flute
[17:15:59] <Subsentient> Microsoft Jizzure
[17:15:45] <cmn32480> lol
[17:15:22] * exec dexterously passes The Cloud of baby batter to cmn32480
[17:15:20] <Subsentient> ~gday cmn32480
[17:10:00] <cmn32480> how what works AndyTheAbsurd?
[17:01:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm not sure how that even works
[17:01:30] * exec retroactively ejaculates a wine flute of g'day juice at Subsentient
[17:01:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:01:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> huh?
[17:01:18] * exec overratedly farts a flask of maturity juice at Subsentient
[17:01:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:01:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> wat
[17:01:06] * exec historically hangs a trigger warning sign about a sac of fat chick on Subsentient
[17:01:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:01:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> ouch
[17:00:53] * exec sardonically offers a thingy of mousetrap-mutilated-manhood to Subsentient
[17:00:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:00:45] * exec unnecessarily blows yo mama's asscrack of meat at Subsentient
[17:00:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:00:37] * exec buttmagically terrorizes a caravan of tama lama ding dongs with Subsentient
[17:00:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[17:00:30] * exec problematically scissors a scrote of glass for Subsentient
[17:00:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday Subsentient
[16:57:09] * exec presumably cums a basket of cat piss into
[16:57:07] <Subsentient> ~gday
[16:57:01] * exec illegitimately writes a fanfic featuring a dire ear of santa's semen about
[16:56:59] <Subsentient> ~gday
[16:56:57] * exec unjustifiably sodomizes yo mama of chicken fingers with
[16:56:55] <Subsentient> ~gday
[16:56:51] * exec ceremoniously crams a goblet of coffee++ into
[16:56:49] <Subsentient> ~gday
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[16:25:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake #soylent
[16:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> welp, too quiet in here. time for some vidya until nap time.
[16:14:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> there we go, forgot what number it was
[16:14:06] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[16:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[16:13:54] <Bender> Also in quotes: 296, 319, 380, 441, 442, 461, 511, 512, 529, 543, 580, 591
[16:13:51] <Bender> Also in quotes: 296, 319, 380, 441, 442, 461, 511, 512, 529, 543, 580, 591
[16:13:50] <Bender> Quote 282 - <Leebert> And no, I'm not sucking it out of your pants.
[16:13:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote pants
[16:13:47] <Bender> Quote 282 - <Leebert> And no, I'm not sucking it out of your pants.
[16:13:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote pants
[16:13:27] <Bender> Quote 255 - <NCommander> mattie_p, I can panic when I'm dead :-)
[16:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 255
[16:13:03] <Bender> Quote 260 - <Konomi> shame grab doesn't do /me
[16:13:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 260
[16:12:51] <chromas> Soylent City Nights
[16:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[16:11:39] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Found an open source liberally-licensed email library I'm going to use for Event Horizon. Will make the entire job of writing it so much easier.
[16:10:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, i can redo it monday. or sooner if necessary.
[16:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe hell, i fucked up the april 1 theme somehow and got a lot of stuff that shouldn't be in it stuffed in there.
[16:00:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should have submit.pl as blocked to search engine bots in the robots.txt file
[15:59:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, google is scooping us with our own site.
[15:49:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, what was the suggested theme name? i forgot.
[15:47:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose i could do up a pull request for the april 1 theme but i really need to rename it first.
[15:46:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well shit, i done been all kinds of productive today. got both dev and my own box doing letsencrypt certs for ssl and cleaned up some bugs in MrPlow.
[15:45:11] <chromas> ;)
[15:45:07] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[15:45:07] <chromas> !quote 275
[15:45:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias
[15:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar we go
[15:44:55] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[15:44:55] <chromas> !quote paulej72 is the butt
[15:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, i forgot which one was "paulej72 is the butt"
[15:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea what that was regarding but i stand by it
[15:44:08] * chromas manspreads
[15:43:48] <Bender> Quote 370 - <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck em right in their cock-sockets though. the boys need their space.
[15:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 370
[15:43:27] <Bender> Quote 272 - <Konomi> I tried mate once but it lacks it's own login manager
[15:43:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 272
[15:43:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw that, i'd hafta code python
[15:43:06] <chromas> Add a !quote-random :)
[15:43:05] <Bender> Quote 270 - <crutchy> i should push just to be cool
[15:43:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 270
[15:42:59] <Bender> Quote 265 - <crutchy> you have balls.... i like balls
[15:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 265
[15:42:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i forgot all the good quotes
[15:40:57] <Bender> karma - bender: 3
[15:40:57] <chromas> Bender--
[15:40:52] <chromas> Too bad it doesn't do randoms
[15:40:38] <Bender> Also in quotes: 224, 236, 590
[15:40:34] <Bender> Quote 11 - <arti> oh, are quotes working?
[15:40:34] <chromas> !quote quote
[15:40:33] <Bender> Also in quotes: 163, 164, 165, 167, 195, 196, 228, 229, 236, 260, 280, 285, 286, 287, 292, 301, 302, 314, 315, 326, 335, 343, 346, 348, 349, 358, 368, 384, 388, 389, 399, 466, 472, 484, 497, 500, 502, 536, 544, 562, 586, 700, 701, 702, 703
[15:40:29] <Bender> Quote 141 - <chromas> !grab chromas
[15:40:29] <chromas> !quote grab
[15:39:51] <Bender> Quote 713 - <Subsentient> The extract of the suckers is used to enhance the flavor of smoked cat nipple jerky.
[15:39:51] <Subsentient> !quote smoked cat
[15:39:44] <Bender> Also in quotes: 713
[15:39:40] <Bender> Quote 336 - <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck you faggot cocksuckers.
[15:39:40] <Subsentient> !quote suckers
[15:39:33] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'tentacle'
[15:39:33] <Subsentient> !quote tentacle
[15:37:38] <Bender> Also in quotes: 82, 133, 139, 211, 233, 274, 372, 413, 493, 714
[15:37:34] <Bender> Quote 79 - <janrinok> Blackmoore: Who told you I was making them wear ballgags. I hadn't mentioned that to anyone, er, well if I had made them wear ballgags, I wouldn't have told anyone. Anyway, they said they liked it - well, would have done if they hadn't been wearing ballgags, oh shit
[15:37:34] <chromas> !quote shit
[15:37:30] <Bender> Quote 714 - <cmn32480> it is nearly impossible to shit in peace
[15:37:30] <chromas> !quote impossible
[15:37:28] <chromas> ~quote impossible
[15:30:12] <Bender> Quote 714 - <cmn32480> it is nearly impossible to shit in peace
[15:30:12] <cmn32480> !quote 714
[15:26:35] <chromas> !grab-1
[15:26:09] <Bender> Added quote 714
[15:26:09] <chromas> Bender: grab cmn32480
[15:25:28] * cmn32480 wonders some days why he bothers
[15:22:36] <Bender> Added quote 713
[15:22:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> !grab Subsentient
[15:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> rar! got my personal webserver set up with a legit ssl cert and dnssec.
[15:21:42] <Subsentient> The extract of the suckers is used to enhance the flavor of smoked cat nipple jerky.
[15:21:08] <Subsentient> cmn32480: check again, particularly the eye sockets
[15:20:56] * cmn32480 doesn't think horses have tentacles...
[15:20:10] * Subsentient offers TheMightyBuzzard some fresh horse tentacle tofu
[15:19:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[15:19:51] <SirFinkus> school time, bbl
[15:16:59] <exec> added to beverages
[15:16:58] <Subsentient> ~gday >beverage Satya Nadella's anus
[15:16:42] <Bender> Added quote 712
[15:16:42] <Subsentient> !grab AndyTheAbsurd
[15:16:41] <SirFinkus> while popping up a separate focus stealing dialog to enter my admin password
[15:16:13] <SirFinkus> so basically what happens is I open word, and 5 minutes later, auto update insists that I close it
[15:15:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> because you love them and want to lick Satya Nadella's anus.
[15:15:44] * exec slowly spews a hugbox of caulk on Runaway1956
[15:15:42] <Subsentient> ~gday Runaway1956
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[15:15:29] <SirFinkus> I have to
[15:15:23] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Stop using Office. Fuck Microsoft straight to hell.
[15:15:23] <SirFinkus> and the autoupdater launches after the program I'm launching
[15:14:59] <SirFinkus> why the fuck would I want to download 500MB of updates every time I start office
[15:14:40] <SirFinkus> damn microsoft
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[15:02:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> just go with the austin powers method "WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR"
[15:01:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[15:00:58] <cmn32480> it is nearly impossible to shit in peace
[15:00:47] <cmn32480> nah.. our bathroom sounds like we are shitting in a reverberating echo chamber
[14:57:55] <SirFinkus> so it sounds like you're shitting in a creek
[14:57:47] <SirFinkus> get one of those japanese toilets that make babbling brook sounds
[14:55:55] * cmn32480 pakes a note to put on some decent cover up music next time
[14:55:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i mean why use your own office and risk a mess you'd have to clean up. wait until the boss goes to lunch and use his
[14:55:04] <cmn32480> but I am very glad to be rid of the bubble guts
[14:54:28] <cmn32480> never had that urge....
[14:54:17] <SirFinkus> but I guess that's part of the thrill
[14:54:14] <cmn32480> I really woudn't know about that
[14:53:52] <SirFinkus> or getting caught masturbating in your office
[14:53:38] <cmn32480> that't be worse
[14:53:35] <cmn32480> yeah
[14:53:29] <SirFinkus> outside the bathroom
[14:53:21] <SirFinkus> what about having massive exploding shits in the office?
[14:52:55] <cmn32480> dear God... there is nothing quite so embarrassing as having the massive exploding shits in the common bathroom in the office.. and trying to be quiet about it...
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[14:36:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, ddclient can update it. think ima get me another hostname.
[14:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd hafta write my own update client though looks like
[14:31:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, if i switch to a dedyn.io hostname i can though and get dnssec to boot.
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[14:28:40] <cmn32480> pick one
[14:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're still waiting on verification.
[14:28:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, wait, no i can't
[14:27:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, nifty. i can get an ssl cert for my no-ip.com dynamic dns hostname now.
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[14:09:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2457
[14:09:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:09:31] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 42
[14:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:09:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> break time
[14:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be a !karmalock command
[14:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[14:08:31] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 68
[14:08:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[14:08:05] * TheMightyBuzzard grins evilly
[14:07:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[14:07:28] <cmn32480> we leave that ping-a-thon for TMB
[14:06:56] <cmn32480> don't do coffee
[14:06:27] <Bender> uppers of linuxmint are: AndyTheAbsurd: 1
[14:06:27] <cmn32480> !whoup linuxmint
[14:06:13] <cmn32480> but you wanna anoy the crap out of people? use !whoup <karma'd object>
[14:04:14] <Bender> karma - linuxmint: 1
[14:04:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> linuxmint++
[14:04:05] <Bender> linuxmint doesn't have karma yet.
[14:04:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> !karma linuxmint
[14:03:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> what's the command to check something's karma?
[14:03:25] <Bender> karma - mint: 1
[14:03:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> mint++
[14:03:13] <Bender> karma - gasx: 1
[14:03:13] <cmn32480> GasX++
[14:03:10] <cmn32480> Gas-X++
[14:03:04] <cmn32480> one nice thing about Gas-X... at least when I burp now it tastes like mint
[14:02:33] <cmn32480> his disappearing is pretty rare anymore
[14:02:21] <cmn32480> usually he goes down so I can move the box he lives on.
[14:01:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh you gotta be kidding me
[14:00:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> you gotta count the times he's down so you can monkey with him
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[13:59:37] <cmn32480> but when he does, it is spectacular!
[13:59:30] <cmn32480> exec barely ever breaks
[13:59:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use MrPlow for practice. he breaks any more and ima hafta name him exec2
[13:58:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned skippy
[13:56:33] <cmn32480> and you do a great job of it
[13:56:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus ima let it run a few months to make sure it plays nice before we go around doing up all the other servers. dev is for breaking.
[13:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> dev will now update its certs with no attention being paid by us adminish types
[13:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, there's that cron job done
[13:41:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> now alls i needa do is write a cron job to do a `letsencrypt-auto renew --standalone --rsa-key-size 4096 -d dev.soylentnews.org` once a day
[13:37:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least for stuff not ssl terminated at one of the load balancers. pj can do that if he likes.
[13:36:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... this wouldn't be at all difficult to automate
[13:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas better
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[13:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, hafta change it in multiple places
[13:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuq
[13:33:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't be. caching happens after ssl termination
[13:33:08] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[13:33:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> caching?
[13:32:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait wtf? it still has the old cert
[13:32:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, thar we go. dev is currently using a letsencrypt cert made just for it.
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[13:21:28] * exec sexually blows an assfull of cowbell at exec
[13:21:26] <Subsentient> ~gday exec
[13:21:13] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[13:20:59] * Subsentient wishes for his own little SN server account, because he doesn't have a linode right now and it'd be useful
[13:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, you could only monkey with your own .bashrc or what have you without being an uber sudo guy
[13:19:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, ima pass on that =P
[13:19:14] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You should get someone to give me server access. The shell $PS1 would be 8====D~~
[12:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't automate that as easily
[12:58:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, fucking nginx does our ssl on dev
[12:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't for the life of me find dev's ssl certs. they should be in /srv/soylentnews.org/apache/conf/ but they ain't.
[12:53:14] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
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[12:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> rot13 everyone's sig. make it look like they're into crypto.
[12:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write some functions to simplify calling perl code from C. currently takes like 15-20 lines just to call a perl sub.
[12:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters Bytram|away
[12:09:41] <crutchy> cya Bytram|away o/
[12:09:29] <crutchy> maybe just encode a template file with an ascii shift
[12:09:19] <Bytram|away> have a great day, everyone!
[12:09:12] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[12:09:10] <Bytram> ok, gtg to work.
[12:08:03] <Bytram> ;)
[12:08:02] <Bytram> maybe do it to just one template, and put a bug in there and ask him to help debug?
[12:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> make it next year's april 1 prank on paulej72
[12:06:26] <cmn32480> crutchy - it is python
[12:06:25] <crutchy> "hold my beer"
[12:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could totally do that to rehash in perl in like a day.
[12:05:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[12:05:11] <Bytram> IIRC, it encoded somethng like TAB as 0 and SPACE as 1, then encoded the JS as ASCII chars, and finally ran *that*
[12:05:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> and good ole form feed n carriage return
[12:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> like
[12:04:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, there's plenty of other non-displaying characters you could use...
[12:03:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly ran better than any other javascript evar
[12:02:30] * Bytram once downloaded a Javascript program from thedailywtf discussion that was entirely in whitespace.
[12:02:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's even more brainfucky than Brainfuck.
[12:02:05] <smake> ^ 03Wiki: Whitespace (programming language)
[12:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://en.wikipedia.org
[12:01:50] * crutchy is triggered
[12:01:46] <crutchy> !
[12:01:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, there actually is a whitespace only language.
[12:01:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> while($foo){ bar($baz); $bot = buz(); } should always be legal
[12:00:49] * crutchy hides in his safespace
[12:00:28] <crutchy> CIS language, where whitespace rulz
[12:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[12:00:02] <Subsentient> free code style choice ftw
[11:59:48] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 229
[11:59:48] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:59:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> python is fascist.
[11:59:21] <crutchy> its just a shell command and a bunch of pipe sludge
[11:59:05] <crutchy> perl or python is ok
[11:58:50] <crutchy> lol
[11:58:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> should both do it. that way we can have dueling bugs.
[11:58:25] <crutchy> or that :)
[11:58:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, i could just send it to perl for parsing. i can convert a py script to a pl in just a few minutes.
[11:57:45] <crutchy> guessing its python or something?
[11:57:36] <crutchy> exec could run it if its available
[11:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not even going to attempt that level of regexyness in C though.
[11:56:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, think yer right.
[11:56:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... today might be the day to get a let's encrypt cert for dev
[11:56:32] * crutchy can't remember
[11:56:28] <crutchy> or someone's
[11:56:24] <crutchy> i think the knackerbracket script was janrinok's maybe?
[11:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, don't sweat the math. someone's bound to be "helpful" in the comments if you get it wrong.
[11:53:58] * exec single-handedly cracks open a thing of Windows 10 for cmn32480
[11:53:56] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:53:55] * exec brazenly ships a potion of black man's radio with Bytram
[11:53:53] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram
[11:53:47] <crutchy> ahoy!
[11:53:00] <cmn32480> be safe!
[11:52:57] * exec diabolically terrorizes an undersized chest of nerd-celebrity nudes with bytram
[11:52:55] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:52:46] <Bytram> ok, gtg, afk
[11:52:41] <Bytram> petaflops story saved
[11:52:26] <Bytram> watch for the crocs, too.
[11:52:17] <Bytram> check the dept line in the petaflops story; 100 mega mega flops == 100 peta flops, right?
[11:52:12] <cmn32480> I shall try to send somethign today if I can keep the alligators from nipping at my ass]
[11:51:31] <cmn32480> and they better be
[11:51:30] <Bytram> he sounded to be in good spirits
[11:51:27] <cmn32480> Good!
[11:51:19] <Bytram> btw, exchanged emails with him about a week or so ago. They're doing all right, but taking things easy. (doctor's orders)
[11:50:51] <cmn32480> it's his code.
[11:50:49] <Bytram> good that.
[11:50:42] <cmn32480> after I email JR asking his permission
[11:50:10] <Bytram> much appreciated!
[11:49:56] <Bytram> cmn32480: yep. on it
[11:49:53] <cmn32480> I'll talk to crutchy....
[11:49:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2456
[11:49:10] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:49:06] <Bytram> oh?
[11:49:00] <Bytram> would that one of these bots could scrape the entire story text (ala Arthur whatshisname) -- would make it a bit easier for the Eds. (and Bobs and Toms =)
[11:48:24] <cmn32480> bytram - I think your date is off on the 100PetaFlop Computer
[11:48:12] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[11:47:44] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.wsj.com
[11:47:38] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[11:47:29] <Bytram> sorry, bad scrool back
[11:47:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i should write some parsing of the returned json in instead of just going by the return code.
[11:47:10] <Bytram> ~submit http://phys.org
[11:46:59] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[11:46:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:46:38] <cmn32480> Windows update went through
[11:46:31] <Bytram> ~submit http://phys.org
[11:46:22] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a microaggression
[11:46:22] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:46:22] <Bytram> #smake MrPlow
[11:46:02] <Bytram> huh?
[11:45:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't appear they're going through anyways.
[11:45:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[11:45:51] <Bytram> #submit #submit http://www.infoworld.com
[11:45:44] <Bytram> yeah, prolly
[11:45:24] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:45:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, pretty sure there's a limit to how fast you can submit another story. like a couple minutes.
[11:45:01] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:44:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should shave that delay down by 5s. or change the setting on the site to like 10s.
[11:44:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[11:44:53] <Bytram> #submit http://www.wsj.com
[11:44:23] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:44:00] <cmn32480> yer welcome
[11:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still like the doorbell idea
[11:43:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[11:43:51] <Bytram> #submit http://phys.org
[11:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> not quite loud enough but ah well
[11:43:46] * Bytram only has a few minutes before needing to get ready for work.
[11:43:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6202, owned by dmanny
[11:43:21] <Bytram> !uid
[11:43:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2455
[11:43:16] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:43:14] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[11:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> just to see who around me when i'm out and about has ptsd
[11:41:37] * TheMightyBuzzard sets the sound of a 12 gauge racking a shell as his notification for text messages on his phone.
[11:39:20] <cmn32480> we say that about TheMightyBuzzard too
[11:38:59] <Subsentient> Popeidol: lol
[11:38:42] <Popeidol> that popedoll guy is a dick
[11:38:39] <Popeidol> finally he's gone
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[11:37:11] <cmn32480> we lurve you anyweay
[11:36:58] Arc| is now known as Popeidol
[11:36:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, noticed that
[11:36:47] <Arc|> alas, xchat just chose a weird alternative nickname
[11:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. i'm considering replacing my doorbell with that sound.
[11:36:35] <Arc|> you are all so kind
[11:36:28] * exec faithfully pours two fingers of horseradish for Arc|
[11:36:26] <cmn32480> ~gday Arc|
[11:36:08] <cmn32480> and there is no sound quite like the racking of the "You need to retire" 12 Gauge at close range to make people start thinking clearly
[11:35:38] * TheMightyBuzzard waves at Arc|
[11:35:34] <cmn32480> I like to be persuasive
[11:35:28] <cmn32480> why thank you.
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[11:35:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you make a persuasive argument.
[11:34:42] <cmn32480> I'd prefer to take the "You really need to retire" 12 Gauge
[11:33:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> take your longsword. yeah a bastard sword does more damage if you two hand it but with a longsword you can use a shield for the extra 2ac or a shortsword for a possible other 1d6 of damage
[11:32:27] * cmn32480 is alls et for another day battling the VP of Sales
[11:32:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:31:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2454
[11:31:57] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:31:46] * exec scientifically passes a thingy of cow dung custard to cmn32480
[11:31:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> would need a bank of capacitors to smooth out the power but i could supply it from the car cigarette lighter.
[11:31:32] * exec disturbingly hurls a quart of pyjama time at Subsentient
[11:31:30] <cmn32480> ~gday Subsentient
[11:31:28] * exec sexually reticulates a bowl of windows xp for crutchy
[11:31:26] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:31:04] * exec flatulantly shoves a chariot of canadian pennies in TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:02] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> the rest of the time it could be offline. mobile even.
[11:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i could use that as an audio source. just gotta slap a thumb drive on it to store tunes and occasionally sync over the network with my NFS music directory.
[11:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i got a spare A model sitting around somewhere without an sdcard in it
[11:27:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... maybe something playing with the gpio pins on my raspberry pi...
[11:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're not gaining ground, you're losing it.
[11:26:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, and i prolly will but i'm thinking it'll be good to stretch myself.
[11:25:45] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You can write a good deal of most drivers in C.
[11:24:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe a usb driver for my FM transmitter so i don't have to hog up the speaker jack on my sound card.
[11:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly save that particular bit of hell for writing a device driver for some custom bit of hardware i created.
[11:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, assembly is easy. it just takes an inordinately long time to do and just as long to debug.
[11:22:11] <Subsentient> From Perl to C is like from Windows XP to Fedora, but C to Assembly is like Fedora to DOS.
[11:21:39] * TheMightyBuzzard hasn't touched assembly since his first semester of comp-sci classes
[11:21:34] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: ... Don't. You can do it, but... don't.
[11:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess my next project's gonna hafta be writing a bot in assembly. then by hex editor.
[11:18:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a pain in the ass but good practice.
[11:18:27] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: It's a big difference isn't it?
[11:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> tries to call free() on a NULL pointer, which leads to unhappiness
[11:13:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> more importantly, was a few places i did curl_easy_cleanup(curl) when i knew damned good and well curl was NULL
[11:13:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> was a few places i called curl_global_cleanup when it was possible for curl to be NULL.
[11:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> may update him today to get rid of a few bugs i found but i'll prolly wait till he crashes again.
[11:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, son, you really gotta respect the snappiness of C vs perl for quick little shat. wouldn't make sense to try rewriting rehash in it cause you'd lose more time in man-hours than you'd ever gain back in response time but still good for a bot.
[11:09:04] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the low 50s. Tomorrow: A mix of clouds and sun early, then becoming cloudy later in the day. High around 70F. Winds SW at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather traralgon, Australia
[11:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost? kids still.... nod nod
[11:08:27] <crutchy> kiddies just going to bed :D
[11:08:21] <crutchy> almost
[11:08:17] <exec> Friday, 15 April 2016 @ 9:08 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[11:08:15] <crutchy> ~time
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[11:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> happy drinking time, crutchy
[11:07:52] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[11:07:50] <crutchy> ~rps s
[11:06:48] <crutchy> then could could sideload him into everyone's pyewtas and it could become skynet o.O
[11:02:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> an AVR UC3 looks like it could handle him
[11:00:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> scratch that. you SHOULD run him on a microcontroller attached to a usb port.
[10:59:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i might wanna run him on a microcontroller and every byte counts
[10:59:50] <Subsentient> yeah, gonna fix that
[10:59:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but are they still built in but just disabled?
[10:59:14] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You can disable commands on a per-command basis in aqu4bot, today.
[10:59:14] * TheMightyBuzzard taps his chin
[10:59:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> always liked that about apache
[10:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool
[10:58:41] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: there is already support for doing that. :^)
[10:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd be less of a pain than deleting/moving them
[10:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> going the mods-available/mods-enabled and symlinking route?
[10:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, cool.
[10:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty responsive bot for everything running async off a timed thread. guess 1/10th of a second was the right timing.
[10:55:47] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Going to move pretty much every non-trivial command into a module.
[10:55:12] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Got module support almost done. Just takes a bit of refactoring and we'll be in business.
[10:54:52] <MrPlow> Added "a UNIX manual".
[10:54:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a UNIX manual
[10:54:28] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a raw steak
[10:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake exec
[10:53:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> highly accurate for exec. it must be broken.
[10:50:42] <Subsentient> sounds right
[10:50:35] * exec cromulently bitchslaps a blagoblag of perl with TheMightyBuzzard
[10:50:33] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:50:29] <Subsentient> !gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:31:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2453
[10:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[09:24:35] <Subsentient> there we go.
[09:24:27] * exec half-heartedly vomits a mouthful of splooge on #Soylent
[09:24:24] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:21] * exec abrasively crams a spoon of windows xp into #Soylent
[09:24:18] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:16] * exec sardonically cyberbullies a blerg of linux at #Soylent
[09:24:13] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:10] * exec ceremoniously experiences a buzzfeed list of pubes with #Soylent
[09:24:07] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:05] * exec single-candidly slides a TCP stream of canadian pennies to #Soylent
[09:24:03] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:24:00] * exec romantically violates a 5¼" floppy dick of tastesicles with #Soylent
[09:23:58] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[09:23:57] <exec> http://ix.io
[09:23:56] <Subsentient> ~gday <list>
[09:23:12] <exec> http://ix.io
[09:23:10] <Subsentient> ~gday <list>
[09:23:01] * exec accidentally blows a buttload of 💩 at #Soylent
[09:22:58] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[05:52:22] * SirFinkus likes concessions
[05:52:18] <SirFinkus> ahh! a concession
[05:52:16] <Subsentient> Drink, eat smoked cat nipples, be merry.
[05:52:01] * aqu4 gives SirFinkus a cold can of beer
[05:52:01] <Subsentient> $beer SirFinkus
[05:51:55] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: ... I'm done, but I'll end on the note, no it doesn't. :^)
[05:50:46] <SirFinkus> refutes the shit out of your philosophy
[05:49:15] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: that's a disturbing but valid concern. It's refuted by the potential good caused by a small group of revolutionaries vs the value of their own lives.
[05:47:47] <crutchy> *evolution
[05:47:30] <SirFinkus> if you took probability into account, no revolution would happen
[05:47:01] <SirFinkus> I'm not gonna boba fett that sarlacc
[05:46:36] <chromas> spirit fingers
[05:46:36] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: You must also take probability into account. The probability is that it will not help society, but end up causing her grief.
[05:46:24] <crutchy> lmao i guessed that from about the last 6 lines :p
[05:46:09] <SirFinkus> no, just talking
[05:46:03] <SirFinkus> so then I could make the argument that her meeting with me would have a small societal benifit
[05:45:56] <crutchy> SirFinkus, are you fucking a muslim chick from saudi arabia?
[05:45:33] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: All parties involve.
[05:44:27] <SirFinkus> so "most good" to who? her? me? society?
[05:44:00] <Subsentient> To each their own.
[05:43:32] <SirFinkus> flawed btw
[05:43:18] <SirFinkus> under your philosophy
[05:43:08] <Subsentient> Irrelevant. Most good at the least expense, remember?
[05:43:08] <chromas> or in her
[05:42:43] <SirFinkus> at some point, it's on her
[05:42:05] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: It's important to remember that corruption is rampant and justice is a joke in these countries, so don't rely on the punishment being small, it could be very high.
[05:41:58] <SirFinkus> if she's insistent, I'll continue meeting with her
[05:41:45] * chromas imagines SirFinkus slipping a finger in
[05:41:40] <SirFinkus> I plan on bringing it up, the meetings aren't one on one, usually 3-4 people
[05:41:11] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I still think it will probably be best to end contact.
[05:41:01] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I'd still advise extreme caution.
[05:40:47] <Subsentient> Good that you did your research.
[05:40:28] <SirFinkus> which I'm not planning on
[05:40:21] <SirFinkus> unless we fuck, or appear to fuck
[05:40:10] <SirFinkus> of course
[05:40:04] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: You did research?
[05:39:49] <SirFinkus> usually the man is punished more
[05:39:42] <SirFinkus> and we're talking "returned to her family" not beheaded
[05:39:29] <Subsentient> As are you. For any reason.
[05:39:09] <SirFinkus> fuck that, she's free to choose who to associate with
[05:39:01] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: at the place she lives, it is in her best interest to submit to these rules, because the penalty for not doing so is far too harsh.
[05:37:42] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: When free will is inhibited on a large scale in the name of security, it's an invitation to tyrrany, but in this case, you also have free will and you can choose, like she can to maintain contact, that you see it best to terminate contact.
[05:37:06] <SirFinkus> denying her contact would just be denying her agency yet again
[05:36:42] <SirFinkus> but, if cognizant of this potential harm, she continues to contact me, it's her decision
[05:35:52] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Irrelevant, literally. It's about the most good at the least expense, and you could end up causing her enormous harm simply by maintaining contact with her.
[05:35:49] <SirFinkus> I guess the hijab is doing it's job
[05:35:34] <SirFinkus> not really interested in her sexually either
[05:35:14] <SirFinkus> it's not like I'm trying to pick her up, she came to me
[05:34:21] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Utilitarianism, by definition bypasses all theological and emotionally based morality paradigms. It's simply math. You are far more likely to cause harm than you are to benefit her in a meaningful way.
[05:34:08] <SirFinkus> I'm not that naive
[05:33:26] <Subsentient> The world is a terrible place, and attempting to convince yourself otherwise by subscribing to false hope usually ends quite badly.
[05:33:17] <SirFinkus> which doesn't take into account any moral philosophy she may have
[05:32:43] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: and it tells me that standing for your moral belief in her freedom will ultimately achieve nothing and flies in the face of your ethical obligations to protect her.
[05:32:34] <SirFinkus> I'd argue that there is no logical moral standard, but I'm too drunk, maybe tomorrow
[05:32:07] <Subsentient> It's a purely logical paradigm
[05:31:56] <SirFinkus> fair nuff
[05:31:54] <Subsentient> It frowns on sentiment and emotional moral decisions.
[05:31:41] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: It's the idea, to which I subscribe whole-heartedly, that the best action is directly calculated by the most good at the least expense.
[05:31:10] <SirFinkus> I have my suspicions, based on the name
[05:30:02] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Do you know what utilitarianism is?
[05:28:00] <SirFinkus> but if she still wants to speak with me, I don't know if I can deny that because of her country's fucked laws
[05:25:14] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: If she contacts you, tell her that it's dangerous for her to be contacting men, and then break the connection.
[05:24:28] <Gravis> SirFinkus: play it safe, behead her and then fuck her. >;)
[05:24:11] <Subsentient> What an insipid world we live in SirFinkus.
[05:24:09] <SirFinkus> it's just a situation I didn't expect to be in
[05:23:57] <SirFinkus> I agree
[05:23:57] <Subsentient> Or whip, then prison
[05:23:52] <Subsentient> Could land her in prison or under a whip.
[05:23:44] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Even so, stay away from her.
[05:23:15] <SirFinkus> I don't think it's a "beheading" offense unless I fuck her
[05:22:33] <SirFinkus> yeah, you're probably right
[05:22:15] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: You need to protect her, and the best way to do that is to not be there.
[05:19:02] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: back away. that's what you do.
[05:18:26] <SirFinkus> I know that'd be a big fucking deal in saudi arabia
[05:18:11] <SirFinkus> I don't fucking know how to handle that one
[05:17:34] <SirFinkus> concerned for the friend
[05:17:21] <SirFinkus> I'm actually more concerned that I've been introduced to one of her female saudi arabian friends
[05:15:21] <SirFinkus> it's not encrypted so I assume everything is readable anyway
[05:15:11] <SirFinkus> I suspect it'd be highly inefficient to route my packets to china and back, but w/e
[05:13:45] <Subsentient> Google, for one. Pretty much any tech companies that go into china are required to provide the government with access.
[05:13:16] <SirFinkus> but who the fuck doesn't operate in China?
[05:12:34] <Subsentient> If it operates in China, don't let that fool you.
[05:12:18] <SirFinkus> it's actually Japanese I think
[05:12:02] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Just remember everything is getting logged and sent to Beijing.
[05:11:57] <SirFinkus> the other unfortunate effect is that I have the urge to send adorable emoji/emoticons/stamps whenever I'm chatting with someone on irc or using another IM program
[05:10:27] <SirFinkus> since all of the chinese and taiwanese people I know use it
[05:10:11] <SirFinkus> I need it for the conversation partner thing
[05:10:03] <SirFinkus> asians use it for chat
[05:09:52] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: what's 'line'?
[05:09:46] <SirFinkus> way to be intuitive!
[05:09:42] <SirFinkus> they just moved that to the "add a friend" menu
[05:09:17] <SirFinkus> you have to login to the desktop app by scanning a generated qr code with the line app on your phone
[05:08:47] <SirFinkus> they changed their shit
[05:08:42] <SirFinkus> LINE is garbage
[04:57:15] <SirFinkus> awesome video too
[04:57:13] <smake> ^ 03UNEVEN STRUCTURE - Frost/Hail (Official Music Video - Basick Records) - YouTube
[04:57:12] <SirFinkus> Subsentient: if you want something heavier https://www.youtube.com
[04:55:10] * Subsentient anxiously awaits miegakure
[04:54:55] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Listening to that TesseracT album, I think I found another band to add to my regular collection.
[04:52:58] <smake> ^ 03Tool- Pushit /The Fan Incident Part 1 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:52:57] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
[04:50:18] <SirFinkus> it was pretty badass when he choked out that guy that tried to stage dive
[04:49:53] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I like Maynard's 'style'.
[04:47:06] <SirFinkus> I don't think it's ever been the vocals
[04:46:53] <SirFinkus> well, the bass too
[04:46:40] <SirFinkus> tool's main strength is the drumming and guitar work
[04:46:23] <SirFinkus> he's not the greatest vocalist imo
[04:46:04] <SirFinkus> anything not tool is meh maynard wise
[04:45:42] <smake> ^ 03TESSERACT - Altered State (Full Album Stream) - YouTube
[04:45:41] <SirFinkus> Deucalion: I prefer my bands 4 dimensional https://www.youtube.com
[04:44:53] <Subsentient> Deucalion: SirFinkus I like pretty much everything Maynard does, including APC, Tool, Puscifer
[04:43:45] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I liked Vicarious, Intension, Right in Two, The Pot from 10,000 days.
[04:40:19] <SirFinkus> highlight of the album
[04:40:12] <SirFinkus> the marie ones
[04:40:08] <SirFinkus> I liked those songs a lot actually
[04:40:03] <Deucalion> I prefer The Rhombus new stuff, but I suppose its all just personal taste.
[04:39:30] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Wings for Marie pt. 2 :^)
[04:39:22] * SirFinkus may have had some space dust
[04:39:15] <SirFinkus> *its
[04:38:49] <SirFinkus> 10,000 days is a little too far up it's own ass
[04:38:30] <SirFinkus> I think that's how it usually goes
[04:38:09] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I like lateralus the best as far as albums go, 10,000 days a close second.
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[04:37:51] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, things be fine.
[04:37:47] <SirFinkus> Eulogy is better
[04:37:46] * exec figuratively imagines a big floppy donkey dick of toejam with SirFinkus
[04:37:44] <Subsentient> ~gday SirFinkus
[04:37:08] <SirFinkus> of course you are
[04:36:58] <smake> ^ 03Tool - Stinkfist - YouTube
[04:36:57] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Listening to this: https://www.youtube.com
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[04:35:56] <SirFinkus> I'm in that frame of mind anyway
[04:35:49] * SirFinkus is listening to Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band — China Pig, from the album Trout Mask Replica
[04:35:47] <SirFinkus> sure, why not
[04:35:17] <Deucalion> the destination and a new chapter begins. Something like that anyway.
[04:35:17] <Deucalion> all you got to do is grab the nail gun from the maintenance guys at the top of the first climb, then use it to shoot the operative in the booth on the next pass, which allows you to somehow jump the roller-coaster off the rails into the Porsche dealership over the road where you get the car - which starts automagically the second you get in, then you drive avoiding all the stingers and police firing at you (such bad shots!) - then you arrive at
[04:34:22] <SirFinkus> how goes it?
[04:34:19] <SirFinkus> lo Deucalion
[04:30:46] <crutchy> at this point my life is a rollercoaster... i'm just a passenger :p
[04:29:55] <Deucalion> crutchy, not meaning to put a dampener on proceedings.... if all there is to look forward to is booze night, may want to re-examine your life :P
[04:27:05] * Deucalion QLines any escapees on sight... OK made that bit up... there is no QLine only a spoon.
[04:26:44] <crutchy> its booze night tonight woohoo!
[04:24:12] * Deucalion prowls the perimeter looking for escapees ~cackle~
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[03:16:56] * exec unnecessarily twerks two fingers of maturity juice for TheMightyBuzzard
[03:16:54] <Subsentient> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:48:31] * exec proverbially culturally appropriates a shaken bottle of GNU/toecheese from #soylent
[02:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight #soylent
[02:48:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it be time for a smoke n then bed
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[02:30:01] * MrPlow smakes Patrick_Stewart upside the head with a hat full of assholes
[02:30:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Patrick_Stewart a hat full of assholes
[02:29:15] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:29:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube dancing baby
[02:28:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> now stay bloody unbroken for the night
[02:28:45] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube hear! sons of kahless
[02:28:38] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a shekel satchel
[02:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
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[02:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ ♫
[02:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm too drunk and it's too past my bedtime for debugging a seemingly random failure to free a variable.
[02:20:01] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 228
[02:20:01] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[02:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> can wait till tomorrow though.
[02:17:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, that's gonna be a fun one to trace down.
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[02:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube hear! sons of kahless
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[02:15:49] <MrPlow> Today: A few showers developing late. Lows overnight in the mid 50s. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 73F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph.
[02:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[02:15:36] * MrPlow smakes stoopid upside the head with random errors
[02:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake stoopid random errors
[02:15:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[02:15:20] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with a pair of juggs
[02:15:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[02:15:06] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[02:15:02] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with testicles of evil
[02:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[02:14:49] * MrPlow smakes stoopid upside the head with random errors
[02:14:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake stoopid random errors
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[02:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake stoopid random errors
[02:13:00] <MrPlow> Get off my lawn!
[02:13:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #perl6
[02:12:50] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[02:12:47] <MrPlow> bnk, help, join, part, perl6, roll, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, youtube
[02:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[02:12:45] <MrPlow> Today: A few showers developing late. Lows overnight in the mid 50s. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 73F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph.
[02:12:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
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[02:12:34] * MrPlow smakes himself upside the head with a pun
[02:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake himself
[02:12:31] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube dancing baby
[02:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[02:12:09] * MrPlow smakes himself upside the head with a cinder block
[02:12:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake himself
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[02:11:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh fuck a duck. that was working fine up until that last round of fixes
[02:11:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
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[02:11:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake himself
[02:10:54] <MrPlow> bnk, help, join, part, perl6, roll, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, youtube
[02:10:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[02:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff for tonight
[02:10:18] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Pass 1: 13
[02:10:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 3d6
[02:10:13] <MrPlow> Today: A few showers developing late. Lows overnight in the mid 50s. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 73F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph.
[02:10:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[02:09:42] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:09:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube sons of kahless
[02:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##youtube sons of kahless
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[00:58:27] <Bender> karma - whiskey: 9
[00:58:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> whiskey++
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[00:13:25] <crutchy> 'you have been convicted of a crime... now you must be punished under the law, except that you are allowed to freely practise your religion' :/
[00:07:29] <crutchy> seems kinda shit that there would be any allowances for religion in prisons at all
[00:06:55] <crutchy> not so much troll though
[00:06:50] <crutchy> seems more like flamebait maybe
[00:03:02] <smake> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:1, Insightful)
[00:03:01] <Gravis> i do find it odd when i'm inexplicably modded "-1 Troll" like this: https://soylentnews.org