#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-13
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[00:10:15] <Gravis> the EME troll war is working!
[00:14:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> are you preventing developers from getting any work on it completed?
[00:28:55] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: no, i'm defanging the EME so you can't get sued for circumventing any DRM they put in the DRM shaped hole it forms.
[00:30:58] <chromas> That's mighty heroic of you
[00:32:18] * chromas knights you Sir Gravis of Ultrasound, Preventer of Lawsuits and purveyor of wavetable synthesis
[00:33:51] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: and also working toward making it super easy to circumvent.
[00:38:04] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: EME is actually just a way to standardize the interface between javascript and DRM modules.
[00:38:45] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: so there's nothing really to prevent them from doing anything, it's just being codified makes it a standard
[00:39:19] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: at which point people previously fine with HTML5 video may jump on board because it's a standard
[00:40:44] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: so, i'm reducing it's possible impact to zero by ensuring that you can legally distribute software that would circumvent the DRM modules' protection scheme
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[00:41:39] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: if EME is even passed, it will be discarded quickly once made entirely ineffective
[00:44:26] <mythterj> Whats up with the 500 errors on the site? Is it just me?
[00:45:06] <SirFinkus> me too
[00:45:29] <Gravis> works for me
[00:45:45] <SirFinkus> I got nothing
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[00:47:51] <HwS> SN is having a bit of trouble at the moment
[00:48:00] <SirFinkus> yeah
[00:48:05] <SirFinkus> I pinged some guys
[00:48:35] <HwS> I figured I was late to the party
[00:48:45] <SirFinkus> sounds like it just happened
[00:49:04] <SirFinkus> are you just getting the internal server error?
[00:49:10] <HwS> I was reading one story, tried to view the next and poof
[00:49:20] * chromas gets regular pages
[00:49:44] <HwS> I get the 500, but also some that are just "Error" in the tab title
[00:50:08] <HwS> The page structure is there, as re the navs, but no content in the main portion of the page
[00:51:06] <mythterj> HwS: I see that if I follow a link into reply, but if I come in the front door its 500
[00:51:10] <HwS> The 500 seems only to be on the main page
[00:51:36] <HwS> mythter: yes
[00:53:22] <Gravis> ahh, yes
[00:53:45] <Gravis> but... why wouldn't you be using the rss feed?
[00:54:03] <HwS> not enough vowels
[00:57:51] <Gravis> HwS: vowels are just empty calories!
[00:58:08] <chromas> Atom feeds have moar vowels
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[01:01:50] <HwS> @Gravis yes, delicious, empty calories
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[01:09:00] <takyon_> is the site screwed up
[01:09:08] <SirFinkus> yup
[01:09:19] <SirFinkus> mainpage won't load
[01:11:08] <takyon_> guess I'll read the news instead of argue about the news
[01:12:54] <takyon_> Android smartphone market will become a bloodbath soon enough
[01:12:55] <takyon_> http://www.computerworld.com
[01:12:56] <smake> ^ 03HTC 10 is a 'spot on' smartphone that won't save HTC | Computerworld
[01:14:33] <takyon_> "IBM Watson will add artificial intelligence to Healthbox features through the UA Record App, which acts as a fitness trainer, coach and consultant. The app will rely on a database kept by Watson of 160 million Under Armour app users, medical research and more."
[01:14:38] <takyon_> "160 million Under Armour app users"
[01:15:04] <takyon_> wtf, when did that happen? is that some generic deodorant branded fitness app for smartwatches and step counters??
[01:15:31] <HwS> A nice pool of data to target ...
[01:17:08] <SirFinkus> under armor is athletic wear
[01:17:21] <SirFinkus> basically glorified thermal underwear
[01:17:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, who broke it?
[01:17:44] <SirFinkus> idk why that needs an app
[01:18:55] <SirFinkus> idk, but 500 errors on mainpage, other stuff seems to load fine
[01:18:58] <HwS> +TheMightyBuzzard: I was being extra sarcastic. Maybe it was me?
[01:19:54] <HwS> +SirFinkus: it needs an app so they can direct market people. I doubt it's helping was the UA clothes ;-)
[01:20:24] <SirFinkus> I was acting a little naive there too
[01:20:39] <SirFinkus> fucking microwave popcorn has apps now
[01:21:10] <HwS> +SirFinkus: those popcorn apps are really empty calories
[01:22:00] <SirFinkus> most apps are when it comes down to it
[01:22:16] <SirFinkus> how does kitty collector enhance my life?
[01:22:57] <takyon_> story list gave me a login box, userpage gave me not much
[01:22:57] <cmn32480> is the Under Armour App "My Fitness Pal"?
[01:23:01] <HwS> +SirFinkus: your life will be fuller of kitties and thus fuller of all that comes with collecting kitties.
[01:23:12] <SirFinkus> notches on my bedpost?
[01:23:13] <chromas> On the desktop, applications are being replaced with webapps. In the pocket, websites are being replaced with apps that load websites
[01:23:41] <HwS> +SirFinkus: more like scratches on the leg of your coffee table
[01:24:11] <takyon_> userpage loaded
[01:24:11] * chromas shines his pits with Under Armor All
[01:24:30] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:24:31] <smake> ^ 03Boeing 707 Saha Air, world's LAST 707 in passenger service - noisy takeoff from Tehran! [AirClips] - YouTube
[01:24:31] <takyon_> login failed
[01:24:50] <SirFinkus> while we wait for the site to be back up
[01:26:25] <cmn32480> mine is working fine
[01:27:16] <takyon_> nah, just got a 500 error
[01:27:20] <takyon_> evrything stil borke
[01:27:26] * SirFinkus misses the aesthetics of jet engines without turbofans
[01:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> better?
[01:28:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> mysql had crashed on fluorine for some reason
[01:28:47] <SirFinkus> aye, thanks TheMightyBuzzard
[01:28:59] <SirFinkus> isn't that what happened last time?
[01:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[01:30:46] <cmn32480> TMB was drunk fixing it last time
[01:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480: s/drunk/shitfaced/
[01:32:02] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> <cmn32480> TMB was shitfaced fixing it last time
[01:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it still got half fixed
[01:32:11] <cmn32480> 'bout the same
[01:32:43] <cmn32480> one wrong charater adn the DB is 💩
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[01:33:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me wtf is wrong with it. it never crashed before we went to mysql-clusterfuck
[01:34:22] * cmn32480 hands TheMightyBuzzard a book on SQLServer ofr Linux
[01:34:27] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you are using mysql and not mariadb?
[01:34:53] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: frankly, you shouldn't be using either but whatever
[01:35:08] <chromas> Feel free to port rehash over to something better
[01:35:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course. mariadb was missing key features that slash used.
[01:35:21] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: such as?
[01:35:48] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:35:49] <cmn32480> Gravis - If I recall correctly,
[01:35:49] <smake> ^ 03The Magic of Saha Air B707 - YouTube
[01:35:56] * SirFinkus kneads dick
[01:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. you'd have to ask NCommander. he's the one who said no we cannot use mariadb for these specific reasons which i promptly forgot.
[01:36:24] <cmn32480> Slash was built on MySQL initailly, and the work to port it to a new DB wasn't going to happen until well after the site went live two years ago
[01:36:38] <SirFinkus> the good part with the 707 is video
[01:36:50] <chromas> did it require an ancient build of mysql too?
[01:36:50] <cmn32480> NC has, at times, expressed a desire to push the site to a more stable DB like Postgres
[01:36:55] * Gravis sprays SirFinkus with the water bottle.
[01:36:59] <Gravis> SirFinkus: bad kitty!
[01:37:23] <SirFinkus> those sexy engines though
[01:37:30] <SirFinkus> that dated interior
[01:37:31] <cmn32480> chromas - it needed fuck-all-ancient versions of everythign else, so prolly
[01:37:44] <SirFinkus> I think the 707 might be my favorite passenger plane
[01:37:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and feel free to port us over to postgresql any time you like. i'm not doing it cause i got better things to do. like wax my junk. with the hot wax at the car wash.
[01:37:59] <chromas> time to switch over to pipecode ;)
[01:38:03] <cmn32480> you just like being John Travolta's "guest" on his
[01:38:22] * chromas waxes TheMightyBuzzard's nostalgia
[01:38:33] * cmn32480 turns away
[01:38:44] <SirFinkus> typical day in TheMightyBuzzard's life https://www.youtube.com
[01:38:45] <smake> ^ 03Fisherman Arrested For Gillnetting - YouTube
[01:38:45] <chromas> ah, is that where you want it?
[01:38:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's entirely too many sql statements that'd need tweaked. and we'd be chasing edge cases for at least a month after go live.
[01:39:16] <cmn32480> yeah... let's port to Windows and be done with it!
[01:39:29] <chromas> you'll get better performance at least
[01:39:38] <SirFinkus> DON'T YOU GILLNET MY BAYOU
[01:39:50] * chromas mixes win10 with this one weird trick
[01:39:56] * cmn32480 watches the site go up in flames after a Windows port
[01:40:14] <chromas> next april 1 the site theme should be tiles
[01:40:44] * TheMightyBuzzard argues with game rangers about cast netting
[01:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> they want it to not be allowed on state-run lakes, they need to write it into law. cause it's not right now.
[01:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, pretty sure it'd run fine on windows, slashd aside.
[01:45:28] <cmn32480> apache... MySQL.... sure
[01:45:35] <cmn32480> it's the rest of the crap that'd choke
[01:46:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> slashd is 95% of the rest of the crap
[01:46:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's our glorified cron rewrite
[01:47:19] <takyon_> is the shite still site?
[01:47:19] <cmn32480> task scheduler shoudl be a fine substiture
[01:47:46] <takyon_> there we go
[01:49:31] <chromas> use systemd timers
[01:50:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, slashd is mostly perl. we could prolly just install activeperl and spend a couple hours tweaking and call it a day for that.
[01:50:24] <cmn32480> well. Windows DOES have Ubuntu now...
[01:50:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, true nuff. fine, we're moving to win10 servers.
[01:51:11] <cmn32480> Server 2016 it is
[01:51:16] <cmn32480> after it gets released
[01:51:27] <SirFinkus> might be a good april fools joke next year
[01:51:27] <chromas> Does it have Modern UI?
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[01:51:49] <cmn32480> it is a very Metro kind of look
[01:53:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Rein in Overly Broad Search Requests - http://sylnt.us - where's-the-proof
[01:54:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, eds, you let another homophone slip by properly spelled. fix it.
[01:55:47] <SirFinkus> I'm now watching fishermen bitching about BOW THRUSTERING MY SNOOKER PLACE
[01:56:17] <SirFinkus> DAMN MEGAYACHTS, GET OFF MY LAWN
[01:56:48] <cmn32480> buzzard - which one
[01:57:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Rein.
[01:57:47] <cmn32480> why fix it? it's already right, I think
[01:57:59] <cmn32480> ~define rein
[01:58:01] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03reins: something that you hold onto to secure oneself or control when in motion or what is in motion
[01:58:24] <cmn32480> ~define rain
[01:58:26] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03rain: a free car wash for poor people
[01:58:33] <SirFinkus> try re-reading cmn32480
[01:58:38] <SirFinkus> tmbs message
[01:59:18] * cmn32480 rereads... and sees the light
[01:59:27] <cmn32480> sorry we coudln't f the pooch for you biuzzard
[02:00:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> you let them get used to having proper spelling now and tomorrow they'll want proper grammar as well.
[02:01:56] <cmn32480> meh.. they'll get over it... and I have enough of a history getting fillet'd for shit
[02:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> and my grammar died like 10 years ago and she wasn't very proper even while alive.
[02:03:32] <Bytram|away> ~define reign
[02:03:34] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03reign: To rule over absolutely, to be the absolute authority.
[02:03:38] <cmn32480> on that note.. I'm outta here for the night
[02:03:43] <Bytram|away> /nick Bytram
[02:03:43] <cmn32480> see you all in the morning
[02:03:45] <Bytram|away> cmn32480: !!
[02:03:47] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:03:51] * exec unnecessarily throws a caravan of snack bar at #soylent
[02:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnite cmn32480
[02:04:07] <cmn32480> spelling counts TMB
[02:04:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[02:04:24] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a small trout
[02:04:32] <exec> burp
[02:04:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> what site you think you're editing for, slappy?
[02:04:37] <Bytram|away> LOL!
[02:04:38] <cmn32480> better than a large trout, i suppose
[02:04:59] <Bytram|away> Large trOUT == LOUT ?
[02:05:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> this are the site that gave us the Alzheimer's cock
[02:05:21] * chromas awaits the next clockup
[02:05:22] <cmn32480> nigth fellas
[02:05:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[02:05:29] <Bytram|away> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:05:31] * exec explicitly pours a volley of penis butter and jelly for cmn32480
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[02:06:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> that reminds me
[02:06:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd the Alzheimer's Cock
[02:06:56] <MrPlow> Added "the Alzheimer's Cock".
[02:07:10] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:07:11] <smake> ^ 03Fisherman Gets Mega Yachted of all his Fishing Spot - YouTube
[02:08:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i got no such worries. ya can't put anything bigger than the boat ramps can handle in TN lakes.
[02:09:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke. bedtime for buzzo
[02:12:49] <Subsentient> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:12:51] * exec historically vomits a buttload of crunchy scabs on TheMightyBuzzard
[02:16:14] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:16:16] * exec scientifically fires a cache of pubes at TheMightyBuzzard
[02:16:31] * Bytram is only kinda awwake
[02:16:32] <SirFinkus> lol someone got stuck on a sand bar
[02:16:41] <SirFinkus> 150 million dollar yacht
[02:17:30] <Bytram> #submit http://www.theregister.co.uk "An anonymous security researcher has published code that can unlock the encryption used by the Petya ransomware that surfaced last month."
[02:17:31] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[02:17:31] <MrPlow> Unable to get a title from that page.
[02:17:49] <Bytram> Yeah? Submit it anyway!
[02:17:55] <Bytram> #smake MrPlow
[02:17:55] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a 400TB/s DDoS
[02:18:04] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk "An anonymous security researcher has published code that can unlock the encryption used by the Petya ransomware that surfaced last month."
[02:18:06] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[02:18:18] <Bytram> bzzt.
[02:19:16] <Bytram> afk brb
[02:20:19] <chromas> ~title http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:20:21] <exec> 13Infected with Petya ransomware? This tool will rescue your data • The Register
[02:20:39] <chromas> from the odd dept
[02:24:23] <Bytram> curious! exec can get the title, but it cannot get the title to use for a submission??
[02:26:16] <Gravis> Bytram: maybe it just doesn't like you
[02:26:40] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:26:55] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[02:26:57] * exec deliciously shoves an exabyte of Subsentient's salty neckbeard in #Soylent
[02:27:04] <Bytram> ~title http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:27:06] <exec> 13Infected with Petya ransomware? This tool will rescue your data • The Register
[02:27:09] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[02:28:07] <Bytram> !uid
[02:28:09] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6199, owned by stretch611
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[03:23:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stephen Hawking and Yuri Milner's $100 Million Interstellar Spacecraft Plan - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-tiny-spaceship
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[03:36:22] <takyon_> tfw when you add 3 related stories into one sentence of a 10+ paragraph long article
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[04:17:45] <takyon_> good article
[04:19:16] <takyon_> #submit http://www.computerworld.com
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[04:19:21] <takyon_> fuuuu
[04:19:25] <takyon_> .submit http://www.computerworld.com
[04:20:03] <takyon_> ~submit http://www.computerworld.com
[04:20:32] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[04:54:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Study Shows Potential Mates' Negative Traits far Overshadow Positives - http://sylnt.us - maybe-opposites-don't-attract
[05:31:46] <Gravis> freedom isn't free... it's 207 million dollars.
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[10:27:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:27:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2447
[10:32:56] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:32:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2448
[10:34:11] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:34:13] * exec casually passes a wallet of blerg to TheMightyBuzzard
[10:34:22] <Subsentient> Not good enough.
[10:34:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Subsentient
[10:34:23] <Subsentient> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:34:26] * exec buttmagically drops a basket of cheesy poofs on Subsentient
[10:34:27] * exec defiantly pisses a finger of smoked cat nipple jerky on TheMightyBuzzard
[10:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheesy poofs!
[10:34:52] <Subsentient> ~gday <list>
[10:34:55] <exec> http://ix.io
[10:36:27] <Subsentient> ~gday <container cat box
[10:36:28] <exec> deleted container
[10:36:40] <Subsentient> ~gday >container a turd-filled litter box
[10:36:42] <exec> added to containers
[10:41:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should really learn how to use gdb better
[10:43:31] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: What commands do you know?
[10:43:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> r <some args> and bt
[10:44:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is generally enough
[10:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, found my bug
[10:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> channel is null for some reason
[10:44:39] <Subsentient> Same, though I know a couple others I can't remember at the moment, so maybe I don't know them anymore...\
[10:45:24] * TheMightyBuzzard misses Data::Dumper
[10:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> best perl mod evah
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[10:49:41] <crutchy> the brown mod
[10:50:07] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[10:50:09] * exec abrasively flings yo mama of 🖕 at crutchy
[10:50:11] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[10:50:13] * exec theoretically reticulates a caravan of toecheese for crutchy
[10:50:18] <Subsentient> ...ok.
[10:50:23] <Subsentient> Working on aqu4 again too.
[10:50:30] <Subsentient> I'm going to make some seriously fucked up commands.
[10:50:40] <chromas> !fight data dumper vs poop perforator
[10:50:43] * crutchy is still humming away at exec config macros
[10:50:55] <chromas> s/p//3
[10:50:57] <exec> <chromas> !fight data dumper vs poo perforator
[10:51:20] * chromas imagines crutchy giving the bot a hummer
[10:51:26] <Subsentient> lol
[10:51:47] <crutchy> landcruisers here
[10:52:00] <crutchy> hummers are for f@gs
[10:52:13] <Subsentient> Some ambiguity in the statement "For my Birthday, my girlfriend gave me a Hummer"
[10:52:21] <Subsentient> The car or the sex act?
[10:53:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> the civilian Hummers are mostly kind of terrible vehicles
[10:54:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> The H1 seemed like it would be good for off roading but it was way too wide for normal street use - I saw one parked in Boston once, it stuck out a foot and a half into a travel lane even though the tires were like 1.5 inches from the curb.
[10:55:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> The H2 was just an ugly SUV
[10:55:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> And the H3 was essentially just a rebranded Chevy Tahoe with worse fuel economy
[10:56:03] * chromas prefers the special edition H1-N1
[10:56:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, the military versions were pretty sweet. you could fit a swivel mounted .50 cal and i forget how much beer in one. we sat down and figured it out to the can once.
[10:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> rules were start with kegs and move down in size only when you couldn't fit any more of the previous size in.
[10:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus is the mindset of private soldiers the world over. cept possibly muslim countries where they don't drink beer as much even though they invented it.
[11:01:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's what i did. i stored a pointer instead of a value. very possible it's fallen out of scope by then.
[11:05:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, it was null before then
[11:07:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> bung, had strstr running on the wrong variable. works now
[11:14:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> stewpid off by one errors
[11:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake SN its own bloody stupid anti-spam measures
[11:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> dafuq, who crashed mrplow?
[11:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, takyon_ did
[11:18:57] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!~nobody@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[11:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake SN its own bloody stupid anti-spam measures
[11:19:09] * MrPlow smakes SN upside the head with its own bloody stupid anti-spam measures
[11:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.computerworld.com
[11:19:38] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay.
[11:20:09] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:20:40] <crutchy> i think there's a shortcut for that
[11:20:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, fixed whatever bug caused him to crash before and i THINK he's channel-safe now.
[11:20:48] <crutchy> http://sylnt.us
[11:20:50] <smake> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[11:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, MrPlow ain't gotta type it, what's he care?
[11:26:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, is it a memory leak if you just leave something in memory then realloc it and use it again later? i guess technically but the impact isn't really drastic in this case and it's only a leak until the next time someone submits something.
[11:27:13] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: What do you mean? Realloc, by definition, destroys the old block of memory and allocates a new one with the same values.
[11:27:27] <chromas> isn't it only a leak if you lose track of it?
[11:27:31] <crutchy> dangling pointers are bad mkay
[11:28:16] <crutchy> Subsentient, i think he means before realloc is called
[11:28:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. i have a saved_sub struct with members that stay around allocated after the submission is done with. but they get realloc'd the next time someone subs something.
[11:28:54] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Are you passing the old pointer to realloc?
[11:29:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[11:29:11] <chromas> not a leak
[11:29:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> trying to decide if i care about the ram it wastes between finishing one sub and starting the next.
[11:29:54] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Can I see the code?
[11:30:11] <crutchy> is there a reason why you're not just allocating new memory each time?
[11:30:19] <crutchy> deallocating after you finish
[11:30:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> erm, it's a bit spread out. i'd pretty much hafta show you the whole thing.
[11:31:23] <crutchy> cos when you quit, the memory is gunna get lost in space otherwise
[11:32:46] <crutchy> though its probably a minimal amount. is it something to do with sync'd vars between threads?
[11:32:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[11:33:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a global struct.
[11:33:43] <crutchy> can't dealloc on finalization?
[11:33:52] <crutchy> or whatever its called in c :p
[11:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> can on the members but not on the struct itself.
[11:34:33] <crutchy> delphi TThread class has a FreeOnTerminate property :D
[11:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> not freeing memory you malloc'd is a thing of the past on most modern OSes though.
[11:35:40] <crutchy> i'm a stick in the mud
[11:35:42] <crutchy> :p
[11:35:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> is bad practice but not actually a danger for the most part.
[11:36:31] <crutchy> probably only an issue if you're leaving massive lists hanging or something
[11:37:04] <crutchy> like gb's worth
[11:37:19] <crutchy> like shitty autodesk products :p
[11:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> not even then unless you're writing for something other than a desktop linux distro or windows or osx
[11:38:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe if you want it to run on win98 or something
[11:38:46] <crutchy> win98++
[11:38:46] <Bender> karma - win98: 2
[11:40:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, gonna start in on a #join command cause i think MrPlow is now multi-channel-safe
[11:47:12] <crutchy> i think i finished the macro parser. or rather i'm not ready to find out where i fucked up :p
[11:47:22] <crutchy> s/not/now/
[11:47:24] <exec> <crutchy> i think i finished the macro parser. or rather i'm now ready to find out where i fucked up :p
[11:47:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, typo finding time?
[11:48:24] <crutchy> yup
[11:48:30] <crutchy> smashed one already
[11:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy. i'm writing in all new typos right now.
[11:49:09] <crutchy> hmm. starts ok
[11:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> or will continue after i have a smoke.
[11:49:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> uh oh. if you don't find enough bugs right off they're gonna be the tricky, hidden kind.
[11:50:20] <crutchy> nah php isn't too bad
[11:50:30] <crutchy> no nasty access violations at least :p
[11:51:15] <crutchy> more likely to just throw a warning and bomb
[11:51:38] <chromas> sounds lie the same result
[11:52:44] <crutchy> heh. probably
[11:53:12] <crutchy> you hit pillows instead of concrete though
[11:53:46] <crutchy> message shows up in #debug, user says 'wtf' and then everything continues as normal :)
[11:55:39] <crutchy> i guess you could wrap the entire main() code in a try/catch and output("privmsg /me whistles nonchalantly") :D
[11:56:01] <crutchy> or err the entire main loop code
[11:59:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New NES Peripheral? Texan Company Manufactures a Duck Hunt Glock - http://sylnt.us - for-aiming-at-real-ducks
[12:02:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i dislike starting on a new issue the same day as i finish another one.
[12:11:29] * nick yawn
[12:14:07] * TheMightyBuzzard throws a skittle in nick's open mouth
[12:14:25] * nick chokes and dies
[12:14:52] <nick> skittles were always my greatest weakness
[12:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, that'd be a good one for MrPlow
[12:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> course half the time he'd be getting me.
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[12:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato
[12:22:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##smake MrPlow
[12:22:39] * testbot smakes MrPlow upside the head with absolutely nothing
[12:22:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> now need a ##part
[12:23:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[12:23:03] -!- testbot has quit [Client Quit]
[12:27:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should prolly make parting his default channel admin-only
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[12:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##smake MrPlow
[12:36:49] * testbot smakes MrPlow upside the head with a moose turd pie
[12:36:58] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[12:37:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##part
[12:37:01] -!- testbot [testbot!bob@205.185.sup.gvx] has parted #Soylent
[12:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff
[12:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> now to transfer the code to boron n rebuild n restart MrPlow
[12:38:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[12:38:54] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: of course, Master!]
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[12:39:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[12:39:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
[12:40:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone can make him #join or #part arbitrary channels. nobody but me is sposed to be able to make him leave his default channel though.
[12:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should put those commands in the help
[12:42:21] <paulej72> hello all
[12:42:57] <paulej72> sorry for not being arround, but after taking a few days off, I had to get caught up at work
[12:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya, pj
[12:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's the word on schedule clearness for site upgrade?
[12:47:42] <paulej72> fuck if I know
[12:48:22] <paulej72> I still need to fix some things with the lastest stuff. I try to work on it tonight and see where I get.
[12:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> roger dodger. no rush. a 16_05 release will do just fine if that's what needs to happen.
[12:49:35] <paulej72> I spent last weekend doing the spring chores at my PA place. Get the mower ready for the season, pick up sticks in the yard, clean all of the shit out of the creek.
[12:49:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yerg
[12:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> had to do that myself a week or two ago.
[12:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept the creek. screw the creek.
[12:50:17] <paulej72> it was a miserable weekend. It rained or snowed everyday I was there.
[12:50:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah
[12:50:46] <paulej72> if I dont keep the creek clean it will overflow and flood parts of the yard.
[12:51:19] <paulej72> it is a small creek only aboout a couple feet wide at the widest
[12:51:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff. ours is like 10' down so it'd take a hell of a lot of rain to flood us.
[12:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus banks steep enough you'd need a rope to get back out in most places.
[12:52:18] <paulej72> this one is only a foot deep at most and can easily plug with a couple of sticks and fallen leaves
[12:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i could see that being an issue. must not be very old if it's that close to level ground though.
[12:53:45] <paulej72> ok i have mysql on dev restarted
[12:53:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> did it need it?
[12:54:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't checked on dev in prolly a week.
[12:54:48] <paulej72> it is runoff from a old deep mine. it tends not to run hard enough to clean itself out
[12:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[12:55:13] <paulej72> yes mysql dided when
[12:56:25] <paulej72> part of the issue is just above my property there are two of these creeks that are running right next to each other, within 5 feet. They were not orginally this way, but were moved during mining operations.
[12:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, did we mean to make it where you can't put emoji in dept lines?
[12:57:02] <paulej72> my creek overflows its banks and spills into the ohter one, so we have less flow that we should during heavy rains
[12:57:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:57:15] <paulej72> not sure about the emoji
[12:58:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly got caught in a filter addition and nobody cared enough about having emoji in depts to test. and i really still don't.
[13:00:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> regular unicode's fine, it's just the ones converted to f4a9; type stuff that gets stripped
[13:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically means eds can't make a story from the 💩 dept. which they usually shouldn't anyway.
[13:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke time
[13:02:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:02:03] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 40
[13:06:53] <crutchy> macros seem to be working using the irc command\
[13:07:05] <crutchy> yet to test if i can build an alias config with them
[13:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> just sat n watched a mother squirrel trying to teach a baby how to climb up the dish network dish and jump on the electric meter so it could climb back up into my neighbor's roof. some quality funny watching it fall.
[13:16:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time crutchy
[13:17:00] <exec> Wednesday, 13 April 2016 @ 11:17 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC
[13:17:09] <crutchy> yay! works awesome :D
[13:17:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet
[13:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> most of my shit's hardcoded nowadays. C don't tend to lend itself to runtime evaluating as easily as perl does.
[13:18:36] <crutchy> i can load aliases using the old exec line syntax, or i can now use macros like this: https://github.com
[13:18:37] <smake> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/000.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[13:19:00] <crutchy> the same macros work in irc using ~exec-macro
[13:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> can add multi-line macros from irc then?
[13:19:57] <crutchy> can also set custom alias parameters and access them from scripts (which was the real reason for the whole macro system in the first place)
[13:20:09] <crutchy> nah one macro per line
[13:20:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[13:20:34] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file irc.php
[13:20:36] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:20:36] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/irc.php"
[13:20:49] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file irc_lib.php
[13:20:51] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:20:52] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/irc_lib.php"
[13:20:56] <crutchy> ~restart
[13:21:00] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (58 kb)
[13:21:07] * crutchy crosses his finglers
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[13:21:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah, it worked
[13:21:37] <crutchy> ~info ~butt2
[13:21:40] <exec> 02 *** error: alias not found
[13:21:48] <crutchy> ~exec-macro add ~butt2
[13:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~info ~butt2
[13:22:19] <crutchy> derp
[13:22:25] <crutchy> ~alias-macro add ~butt2
[13:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
[13:22:37] <crutchy> ah shit
[13:22:41] <crutchy> i'm not op lol
[13:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[13:22:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hax0r it
[13:23:08] <crutchy> nah should be ok. tested with x
[13:24:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[13:24:09] <MrPlow> bnk, help, perl6, roll, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, youtube
[13:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[13:24:14] <MrPlow> Reloaded.
[13:24:15] <crutchy> means instead of reworking the bot to add another alias setting, with an already confusement as fuck line of pipe-delimited jibberish, i can just add paraemters on the fly
[13:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[13:24:17] <MrPlow> bnk, help, join, part, perl6, roll, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, youtube
[13:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[13:25:04] <crutchy> scripts just access them using a bucket prefix
[13:25:33] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[13:25:35] <crutchy> stdout a get_bucket command and wait for stdin
[13:25:58] <crutchy> buckets seem to be a bit more stable with base64 encoding of arrays too
[13:26:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm. something's buggered up with MrPlow's output to stdout
[13:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> every now n then it just stops writing out
[13:26:48] * crutchy really probably should write a journal or a help file or some shit on this stuff
[13:27:06] <crutchy> can't update exec's wiki page cos i can't login anymore (fagot password)
[13:27:22] <crutchy> and no email address :|
[13:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[13:27:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, if you'd joined as wiki admin that wouldn't have happened.
[13:27:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't even have anyone working on the wiki anymore. like at all.
[13:28:12] <crutchy> oh
[13:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i guess mrcoolbp technically has charge of it but he ain't done anything with it that i know of for a while.
[13:30:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Staff_list is horribly, horribly out of date too
[13:30:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Research Brings 'Smart Hands' Closer to Reality - http://sylnt.us - expanding-your-touch(screen)
[13:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, do eet! you know you want to... come to the dark side. we have punch and pie.
[13:33:45] <nick> i want pie
[13:34:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're in charge of getting the pie. if we don't have any it's because you ate it for lunch.
[13:38:20] <crutchy> hmm. found one limitation
[13:39:31] <crutchy> i can't use a config macro for an exec line alias, cos exec lines are processed after directories are read whereas macros are processed on the fly
[13:39:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[13:39:48] <crutchy> need to maybe make a delayed macro if i wanna do that
[13:40:22] <crutchy> i can use a macro on an exec line alias after its loaded no probs
[13:40:35] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[13:43:04] <crutchy> hmm no actually it looks like exec lines are processed on the fly. hopefully its just a bug
[13:43:22] <crutchy> fkin complicated pos
[13:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... going to be a pain to add responses to actions. they gotta go in a separate callback from channel messages and pms entirely.
[13:44:30] <crutchy> can you sync a callback with no args?
[13:44:45] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea what ya mean.
[13:45:28] <crutchy> a thread function should be able to access global data, as long as you sync the function call
[13:45:55] <crutchy> so you could set global data from the sync'd thread function
[13:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could eventually write a wrapper to pass emotes along to either the pm callback or to the channel callback but that'd be the really complicated way to do it. better to just write reactions into a the callback itself.
[13:46:26] <crutchy> hmm. i guess that's just yer normal output buffer
[13:46:39] <crutchy> mkay
[13:46:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i can write to the queues from anywhere. they're globals.
[13:48:10] <crutchy> exec just has a process array (kinda like your threadlist i guess) and each process element contains a buffered pipe for stdout
[13:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> just saying the "do stuff in response to an emote" code doesn't go in event_channel or event_privmsg, it's gonna have to go into event_emote
[13:48:37] <crutchy> oh you mean responding to a privmsg that's not a registered command?
[13:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause emotes are technically ctcps
[13:48:54] <crutchy> oh yeah i dunno about that shit :p
[13:49:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> not difficult, just spreads out my code even more.
[13:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> wanna make MrPlow throw skittles in people's mouths when they yawn
[13:50:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> or possibly other stuff. could write up a db table for it.
[13:50:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> and NOT let Subsentient add stuff
[13:50:35] <crutchy> do you have command event handlers?
[13:50:43] <crutchy> like for privmsg, join, etc
[13:50:44] <crutchy> ?
[13:51:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah but they aren't command event handlers, just event handlers. commands all come in via channel.
[13:52:07] <crutchy> maybe parse out the command and chuck a switch statement in
[13:52:16] <crutchy> or if you just want privmsg could just if statement
[13:52:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> join gets run when he joins a channel, channel happens whenever a message hits the channel.
[13:52:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> fer example
[13:53:19] <crutchy> crap
[13:53:22] <crutchy> nearly midnight
[13:53:24] <crutchy> :|
[13:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> commands are currently all hardcoded into event_channel, though some of em might work from event_privmsg if i put them there.
[13:53:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. nite.
[13:53:45] <crutchy> pick up tomorrow eh
[13:53:49] <crutchy> ~g'night TheMightyBuzzard
[13:53:51] * exec carefully irritates a coffee++ mug of creamy earwax with TheMightyBuzzard
[13:53:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. bout fishing time for me anyway.
[13:54:17] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to untangle his jug lines
[14:32:57] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: here?
[14:33:09] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[14:33:09] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[14:33:34] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[14:33:34] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[14:34:02] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I am wondering if you have any good ways to (cheaply) store a big binary blob in an sqlite3 database.
[14:48:29] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[14:48:31] * exec overratedly hallucinates a boatload of snack bar with #Soylent
[14:48:35] <Subsentient> ~gday #Soylent
[14:48:36] * exec seductively generates a small script that substitutes a gigabyte of superballs for #Soylent
[14:48:41] <Subsentient> meh
[14:49:04] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard
[14:49:10] <Subsentient> 4TheMightyBuzzard
[14:49:26] <Subsentient> 3TheMightyBuzzard
[14:49:29] <Subsentient> 2TheMightyBuzzard
[15:01:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GitHub and Amazon To Fight Cancer With Open Source Data - http://sylnt.us - fighting-the-good-fight
[15:02:39] <chromas> I thought github was pro-cancer
[15:03:18] <Subsentient> ~gday chromas
[15:03:20] * exec carefully irritates wide load of dust with chromas
[15:03:23] <Subsentient> ~gday chromas
[15:03:24] <chromas> ~g'day Subsentient
[15:03:25] * exec clumsily farts a massive fart an assload of sammiches at chromas
[15:03:26] * exec flatulantly piles a cornhole of null terminators on Subsentient
[15:03:36] <Subsentient> ~gday chromas
[15:03:38] * exec defiantly cyberbullies an assfull of onion rings at chromas
[15:03:40] <Subsentient> ~gday chromas
[15:03:42] * exec explicitly rubs a coffee++ mug of terrible puns on chromas
[15:03:47] <Subsentient> ~gday chromas
[15:03:49] * exec accidentally passes a 5¼" floppy dick of windows vista to chromas
[15:04:00] <Subsentient> damn, no good ones today
[15:04:02] <Subsentient> ~gday chromas
[15:04:08] * exec illegitimately launches a shot of recycled toiletpaper toward chromas
[15:04:37] * Subsentient groans
[15:04:38] <chromas> surely a floppy dick infected with vista is a pretty good one
[15:05:10] <Subsentient> ~gday chromas
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[15:05:12] * exec retroactively sodomizes a tube of shitty wall with chromas
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[15:15:17] <chromas> "A Girl once asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. I told her "In HD". Apparently that was not the right answer."
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[17:03:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Verizon Plans $300 Million Fiber Optic Expansion in Boston - http://sylnt.us - boston-bugle-reports
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[18:34:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CIA’s Venture Capital Arm is Funding Skin Care Products that Collect DNA - http://sylnt.us - facial-profiling
[18:38:31] <chromas> does that make them facists?
[18:41:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm an anti-face-ist.
[18:43:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> (Seriously. Prospagnosia. I have a very hard time recognizing faces; and tend to rely mostly on other cues instead.)
[19:35:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CIA's Venture Capital Arm is Funding Skin Care Products that Collect DNA - http://sylnt.us - facial-profiling
[19:38:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> ....
[19:38:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> did somebody change the article?
[19:38:23] <chromas> The CIA did
[19:38:50] <chromas> Looks like the ’ has been changed to a '
[19:39:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh. yeah. subtle.
[19:39:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> also there's a newer article than that
[19:39:35] <chromas> Maybe it hasn't been appended to the rss feed yet
[19:52:40] <Gravis> welp... since i can't talk them out of DRM, i'm leading their corporate plans to slaughter: https://github.com
[19:52:41] <smake> ^ 03Issue #159: Replace instances of "protected" media/content with "encrypted" by ddorwin · Pull Request #160 · w3c/encrypted-media · GitHub
[19:53:18] <Gravis> DMCA doesn't apply to things that aren't protected ;)
[19:55:08] <Gravis> though if they take the SPIR-V bait, that will be them undermining the DRM on their own. :)
[20:05:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Washington Post: The FBI Paid "Gray Hat(s)", Not Cellebrite, for iPhone Unlock - http://sylnt.us - all-the-hats
[21:36:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This 3D Printer Can Rival Standard Manufacturing on the Factory Floor - http://sylnt.us - only-109.59-per-day
[21:55:05] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:55:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2449
[21:55:48] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, figured out why the macro to edit preceding exec lines didn't work; cos i was a dickhead and used edit instead of add :|
[21:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, just store it as a BLOB. there's neither a cheap way nor an expensive way.
[21:58:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, ha!
[22:02:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, damned tired from fishing all day. going to watch tv, eat microwave eggrolls, and drink whiskey.
[22:08:09] * crutchy has to go to work very soon :(
[22:16:33] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[22:16:34] <smake> ^ 03Next Big Future: 2013 Independent Review of EMC2 Fusion's declares progress to be most significant advances made in plasma physics and magnetic fusion over the past 50 years
[23:08:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - City of San Francisco Says It's Illegal to Live in a Box - http://sylnt.us - it's-a-modular-home
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[23:40:00] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:40:01] <smake> ^ 03Astroboffin discovers exoplanet by accident ... in 1917 • The Register
[23:44:20] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:44:21] <smake> ^ 03Line by line, how the US anti-encryption bill will kill our privacy, security • The Register
[23:47:31] <BadCoderFinger> Kill our privacy? It's not dead already?
[23:48:09] <takyon> not at every particular moment
[23:48:31] <BadCoderFinger> Sure feels like it in the United Corporations of America.