#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-09

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[00:07:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Wants You to Post More About Yourself - http://sylnt.us - not-a-big-surprise
[00:09:14] <SirFinkus> HERDING CATS jesus
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[00:13:03] <crutchy> aye focker!
[00:13:16] * SirFinkus tried to arrange something an hour ago and hasn't heard back yet
[00:13:17] <BroiledHogAnus> Sup.
[00:13:37] <crutchy> SirFinkus, they're probably discussing it
[00:13:44] <crutchy> bahahahaha!
[00:13:46] <BroiledHogAnus> Sup fikkafukkaz
[00:13:50] <crutchy> </dad_joke>
[00:13:53] <SirFinkus> herding cats
[00:14:14] <BroiledHogAnus> Fink, a conversation group or whatever?
[00:14:19] <SirFinkus> yeah
[00:14:24] <SirFinkus> trying to meet up downtown
[00:14:30] <SirFinkus> it's been a nightmare
[00:14:46] <SirFinkus> 2/3 barely speak english
[00:14:55] <crutchy> what do you talk about?
[00:15:00] <SirFinkus> anything really
[00:15:05] * crutchy hates socialising
[00:15:11] <SirFinkus> hasn't been a problem in my experience
[00:15:28] <BroiledHogAnus> Socializing is awesome, but in small doses.
[00:16:06] <SirFinkus> my goal is to get them all to meet at a place downtown at the same time, then go from there
[00:16:08] <crutchy> i don't seem to have as much problem on irc, but probably only cos i'm at home with just my family
[00:16:19] <crutchy> you fuckers are far away :p
[00:16:28] <BroiledHogAnus> I can't spend more than 2 days with anybody in real-life without wqnting to tear their throats out...and ive lived with 2 girlfriends so far. God, what a fucking nightmare.
[00:16:42] <SirFinkus> have you lived with a boyfriend?
[00:16:47] <SirFinkus> maybe that's your problem
[00:17:05] <crutchy> boyfriends probably give better head
[00:17:20] <crutchy> did i just say that out loud?
[00:17:26] <SirFinkus> no
[00:17:31] <crutchy> phew
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[00:29:46] <BroiledHogAnus> Back.
[00:31:42] <BroiledHogAnus> Ching chong chingon.
[00:32:54] <crutchy> fung pay!
[00:34:02] <BroiledHogAnus> Sup crutchdawg.
[00:35:00] <BroiledHogAnus> Gonna try to shag a fat girl tonight.
[00:36:31] <BroiledHogAnus> The only fat chick I know with small boobs. But she ain't hogged out so that's good.
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[00:52:28] <Bytram> http://www.cnet.com
[00:52:28] <crunchy> ^ 03Live watermelon explosion blows up Internet - CNET
[00:52:43] <Bytram> http://www.cnet.com
[00:53:13] <Bytram> https://youtu.be
[00:53:14] <crunchy> ^ 03How Many Rubber Bands Does It Take To Explode A Watermelon? (Unedited) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:54:19] * Bytram thinks there is supposed to be an & in there somewhere
[00:54:26] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[00:54:26] <crunchy> ^ 03How Many Rubber Bands Does It Take To Explode A Watermelon? (Unedited) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:54:40] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[00:54:56] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[00:56:26] <Bytram> dinner time; back in a bit
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[01:01:00] <BroiledHogAnus> Learned a new electronics slang term today.."hogged out". Its when a female pin gets opened up so wide from repeated use that it makes no or intermittent contact with its corresponding male pin.
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[01:07:23] <crutchy> i thought that was 'flogged out'
[01:26:45] <SirFinkus> finally
[01:26:48] <SirFinkus> got everything arranged
[01:26:59] <SirFinkus> like, 4 hours later
[01:32:33] <SirFinkus> I re-iterated the time and location 3 times and double checked with all parties involved, but I'm sure there will be trouble tomorrow
[01:38:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seattle Cops Demand Passwords to TOR Exit Node - http://sylnt.us - what-data-are-you-responsible-for
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[02:39:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seattle Cops Demand Passwords to Tor Exit Node - http://sylnt.us - what-data-are-you-responsible-for
[03:00:01] <SirFinkus> I'm watching batman begins
[03:00:08] <SirFinkus> bruce wayne's dad
[03:00:18] <SirFinkus> he's like, too fucking good
[03:00:25] <SirFinkus> this paragon
[03:00:56] <SirFinkus> not only does he invest heavily in his community, he fucking volunteers at a hospital
[03:03:55] <crutchy> neeeeeew!
[03:03:58] <crutchy> chromas is ded
[03:04:48] <crutchy> SirFinkus, but he's part of the 1% so it doesn't matter what he does he's an evil capitalist that must be shot!
[03:11:27] <JamesNZ> SirFinkus: Spoiler: he dies.
[03:11:43] <SirFinkus> oh fuck you JamesNZ
[03:11:50] <SirFinkus> and your spoilers
[03:12:01] <crutchy> wat?! you mean spiderman doesn't save him!?
[03:12:40] <JamesNZ> Nope.
[03:13:01] <crutchy> fuck you spiderman!
[03:13:08] <SirFinkus> I just hope bruce can deal with it in a mature manner
[03:13:23] <JamesNZ> Spoilers: he doesn't :D
[03:13:35] <crutchy> he goes batty
[03:13:40] <SirFinkus> FUCK
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[03:14:44] <SirFinkus> lol this is so dumb
[03:15:11] <SirFinkus> this bitch just turns left, goes in a parking garage and suddenly it's the ghetto and night time
[03:24:10] * crutchy blames darth vader
[03:25:00] <crutchy> wb chromas
[03:25:12] <chromas> 'sup
[03:25:36] <chromas> been copying music off the laptop/server and it just shut down. Must be the RIAA. Are they still a thing?
[03:25:40] <crutchy> not much dog skillet
[03:25:57] <crutchy> it was probably spiderman
[03:26:06] <crutchy> apparently that guy is a real bastard
[03:26:11] <chromas> I don't think anyone got hurt though
[03:26:39] <chromas> or was peter pan the problematic play?
[03:26:44] <chromas> gesturectl start shrugging
[03:27:01] <crutchy> wasn't he in a porno with wendy?
[03:27:28] <chromas> Yeah, but it mostly revolved around the lost boys
[03:27:33] <chromas> ~title on
[03:27:34] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[03:27:35] <chromas> ~sed on
[03:27:36] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[03:27:37] <crutchy> ah. a gay porno
[03:27:53] <chromas> touching
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[03:29:51] <chromas> flying to a fantasy island where you play with runaway boys all day long and outside adults are forbidden—it's not weird at all, right?
[03:30:17] <crutchy> not if there's pirates
[03:30:44] <chromas> playing with their balls
[03:30:47] <chromas> canon balls
[03:30:59] <chromas> they're canonical; they run ubuntu
[03:31:05] <crutchy> and swords
[03:33:25] <chromas> https://youtu.be
[03:33:27] <exec> └─ 13The Lion, The Witch and the Locker | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim - YouTube
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[03:38:26] <BroiledHogAnus> I saw something awesome today/
[03:38:46] <chromas> Sarah Sharp visited your town?
[03:39:10] <BroiledHogAnus> a collegue wore a shirt with the Ben Franklin quote.
[03:39:25] <chromas> a penny saved?
[03:39:32] <BroiledHogAnus> "Beer us proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
[03:40:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fact-checking Moby Dick: Can Sperm Whale Foreheads Sink Ships? - http://sylnt.us - call-me-ishmael
[03:40:19] <BroiledHogAnus> "a penny saved"...whattareya, a fucking Jew?
[03:40:43] <Deucalion> Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde. :)
[03:41:01] * chromas sets up a bank; calls it the Shekel Shop
[03:41:14] <BroiledHogAnus> I have some interesting intisemitic documents collected by azkanazi and sephardic jews.
[03:41:36] <chromas> well it's in their stereotype to hate themselves
[03:41:56] <BroiledHogAnus> origina l content to the fullest extreme.
[03:42:09] <BroiledHogAnus> Allright, let's leak the documents.
[03:42:39] <chromas> !bier me
[03:42:39] * Bender tapt een glas witbier voor me
[03:42:47] <chromas> !bier the workers
[03:42:47] * Bender reikt een flesje hertog-jan aan voor the
[03:43:05] <Deucalion> You seem kinda fascinated with anti-semitic stuff EF = why?
[03:45:09] <BroiledHogAnus> Deucalion, don't worry about that.
[03:45:41] <Deucalion> BroiledHogAnus, I don't worry about it, just interested in your motivation.
[03:45:44] <BroiledHogAnus> This is original content that no others will have access to.
[03:46:07] <BroiledHogAnus> The Dissemination of information is my interest.
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[04:05:12] <BroiledHogAnus> I have some original content for you all.
[04:05:29] <BroiledHogAnus> Anti-Semitic. Acquired by our Jewish friends.
[04:06:02] <BroiledHogAnus> I have the hard-copy here. Probably a collector's item.
[04:07:09] <BroiledHogAnus> It's not the whole document.
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[04:07:38] <BroiledHogAnus> I was too lazy to provide that for you now. But you will get the gist of it once you see it.
[04:08:45] <BroiledHogAnus> It's years old.
[04:09:15] <BroiledHogAnus> I do have hte rest.
[04:09:18] <BroiledHogAnus> the rest.
[04:09:50] <BroiledHogAnus> http://document.li
[04:09:52] <exec> └─ 13Untitled (Pink_Papers.pdf) - PDF Archive
[04:10:00] <BroiledHogAnus> The short link is there, get it while it's hot.
[04:10:23] * BroiledHogAnus should have been a journalist rather than a programmer/IT schmuck
[04:10:41] <chromas> You can do both
[04:11:44] <BroiledHogAnus> chromas, I want to surf and eat broiled hog anus. I cannot do those two while I'm pissing off governments.
[04:14:19] <chromas> BroiledHogAnus: http://www.dailymotion.com
[04:14:22] <exec> └─ 13Attack on the White Nations - Video Dailymotion
[04:14:50] <chromas> this is high quality animation
[04:16:02] <BroiledHogAnus> Whats teh name of that video game first person shooter in which the whites kill everybody else?
[04:16:28] <chromas> Duke Nuke 'em?
[04:17:00] <BroiledHogAnus> Duke Nukem hated cops (portraying them as porcine beasts) more than he hated blacks. Indeed, there are no Blacks in that game.
[04:17:36] <chromas> so...is it racist that there are no blacks? or would it be racist if there were?
[04:17:46] * chromas expects i's racis either way
[04:18:25] <SirFinkus> BroiledHogAnus : ethnic cleansing
[04:18:44] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org(video_game)
[04:18:46] <exec> └─ 13Ethnic Cleansing (video game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[04:19:06] <BroiledHogAnus> Thanks, Fink,.
[04:19:48] <BroiledHogAnus> chromas, lets get Blacks in here gratuitously so we can absolve ourselves of our White Guilt.
[04:20:06] * BroiledHogAnus ponders all the Blacks he knows...
[04:20:14] <BroiledHogAnus> Uh, you guys know any nice Blacks?
[04:20:40] <chromas> Sure, just imagine 125 Ladarius-es in here. sounds diverse
[04:21:29] <BroiledHogAnus> http://www.chargers.com
[04:21:32] <BroiledHogAnus> Erm...
[04:21:32] <chromas> #botlivesmatter
[04:21:34] <exec> └─ 13Ladarius Green | San Diego Chargers
[04:22:27] <BroiledHogAnus> San Diegooooo, super Chargers!
[04:22:39] <BroiledHogAnus> San Diiiiegoooo, Chaaaahhhgahhs!
[04:23:07] <BroiledHogAnus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:23:09] <exec> └─ 13San Diego *SUPER* Chargers Fight Song! - YouTube
[04:28:33] <SirFinkus> "he's not on a street, he's FLYING on ROOFTOPS"
[04:28:38] <SirFinkus> lol this movie
[04:28:57] <SirFinkus> batman killing cops
[04:29:00] <BroiledHogAnus> Fuck White man movies.
[04:29:10] <BroiledHogAnus> Bullashit.
[04:30:06] <BroiledHogAnus> Stan Lee would be shitting his pants seeing the slop to come out of Hollywood's gaping Goatse.
[04:31:29] <SirFinkus> oh god, the dialog in this movie
[04:31:47] <SirFinkus> "we need to be ready"
[04:31:50] <SirFinkus> do we?
[04:32:06] <BroiledHogAnus> Fuck off, you bastardfucks.
[04:33:00] <Subsentient> BroiledHogAnus: Hiyah EF
[04:33:16] <BroiledHogAnus> Who is EF?
[04:33:24] <Subsentient> Aren't you Ethanol-fueled?
[04:33:58] <BroiledHogAnus> No, I am Disguster of the hogged-out pins.
[04:34:08] <BroiledHogAnus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:34:10] <exec> └─ 13Huun-Huur-Tu - Live - YouTube [04I-Hur-thou - Live - YouTube]
[04:34:22] <Subsentient> Yup, it's EF.
[04:35:46] <BroiledHogAnus> Fuck off, bastardfucks.
[04:35:53] <crutchy> wtf? https://www.youtube.com
[04:35:55] <exec> └─ 13ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY Official Teaser Trailer - YouTube
[04:35:57] <BroiledHogAnus> Your day against the wall wil come.
[04:36:18] <Subsentient> The gerbils will feast on thy flesh.
[04:36:23] <crutchy> "ermagerd everyone loves star wars again... milk it! MIIIIILLK IIIIIT!!!!"
[04:36:51] <BroiledHogAnus> subsentient, I have dealt with both hamsters and gerbils in Arizona.
[04:36:55] <chromas> I think that's been the motto for the last 45 years
[04:37:12] <BroiledHogAnus> *racks slide* come on, bastardfucker.
[04:37:20] <Deucalion> o.O
[04:37:25] <Subsentient> ~gday BroiledHogAnus
[04:37:27] * exec allegedly launches The Cloud of surprise buttsex toward BroiledHogAnus
[04:37:45] <crutchy> the cloud of surprise buttsex?
[04:37:52] <crutchy> sounds like a movie title
[04:37:56] <Subsentient> Indeed.
[04:38:12] <chromas> tonight, on the Hallmark Channel
[04:38:18] <crutchy> from michael bay
[04:38:24] <Subsentient> HAAAAAA
[04:38:31] <chromas> buttsplosions
[04:38:40] <BroiledHogAnus> You sick bastards.
[04:39:15] <BroiledHogAnus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:39:17] <exec> └─ 13Huun-Huur-Tu - Live - YouTube [04I-Hur-thou - Live - YouTube]
[04:39:56] <Subsentient> BroiledHogAnus: http://webmshare.com
[04:39:57] <exec> └─ 13Subsentient's Favorite Food | hosted on webmshare
[04:40:50] <BroiledHogAnus> I know Jew bastard shit.
[04:40:58] <BroiledHogAnus> We must die.
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[04:42:22] <Deucalion> OK, seriously you guys need to find another channel to socialise in. #soylent is not it for this crap.
[04:42:24] * crutchy wonders what google translate is doing with Huun-Huur-Tu
[04:42:53] <crutchy> its translating it to I-Hur-thou from something
[04:43:01] <crutchy> nfi what language
[04:43:23] <crutchy> maybe an african language
[04:43:36] <Subsentient> Deucalion: you on Freenode?
[04:44:03] <Deucalion> Subsentient, can't say one way or the other :)
[04:44:27] <crutchy> lol
[04:47:09] <Subsentient> Set up a mirror for ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos now. Join ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos.
[04:49:08] <Deucalion> Subsentient, that new channel name..... like being 14 again wow... but as I said up to you how you get your fun.
[04:49:44] <Subsentient> Deucalion: :^)
[04:53:42] * Deucalion decides not to join ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos - coffee by the fire will be fine thanks
[04:54:29] <SirFinkus> "now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to destroy"
[04:54:35] <SirFinkus> it's so garage
[04:54:43] <SirFinkus> garbage even
[04:55:06] <chromas> what movie is that?
[04:55:16] <SirFinkus> batman begins
[04:55:34] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: join ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos or else
[04:55:49] <SirFinkus> or else what?
[04:55:57] <Deucalion> Let's just keep the garbage out of #soylent mmkay.
[04:56:18] <Subsentient> Deucalion: But it makes such good sandwiches!
[04:56:20] <chromas> ## feels so unloved
[04:56:24] <SirFinkus> sorry Deucalion, I'll keep the movie reviews in ##
[04:57:55] <SirFinkus> why does "the main hub" need to be under wayne tower
[04:58:04] <SirFinkus> this utility grid makes no sense
[04:58:14] <SirFinkus> why are the water pipes above ground?
[04:58:37] <Deucalion> Useful to swing on....
[04:59:17] <Subsentient> ~gday Deucalion
[04:59:18] <Deucalion> Doesn't every city have their waterworks plumbed above ground?
[04:59:19] * exec suspiciously nudges hidden folder of purple drank toward Deucalion
[04:59:29] <Subsentient> ~gday Deucalion
[04:59:31] * exec unjustifiably postulates a tube of funding towards Deucalion
[04:59:35] <Subsentient> ~gday Deucalion
[04:59:37] * exec prematurely offers a fartbox of meatshake to Deucalion
[04:59:48] <chromas> I thought all the people in the city were insane; that's why batman keeps beating them up instead of killing them and they never stay in prison
[04:59:52] <Subsentient> alright, that's almost deranged enough.
[05:11:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Red-Crowned Parrots Find Sanctuary in US Cities As Mexican Cousins Struggle - http://sylnt.us - polly-want-a-cracker
[05:12:00] <chromas> Bender: s/-/j72-/5
[05:12:06] <chromas> Bender: s/\-/j72-/5
[05:12:10] <chromas> :(
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[07:12:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brave Browser Hit with "Cease and Desist" from Newspaper Publishers - http://sylnt.us - that-didn't-take-long
[07:50:52] <crutchy> i think poor ol' poutine might be wanting to rip my throat out :D
[08:12:20] <crutchy> mkay. i dunno if poutine is fucking with me with his home automation bot, but if its for real, its a bit creepy
[08:29:14] <Subsentient> crutchy: hmm?
[08:30:11] <crutchy> Subsentient, you following the convo in ##vibratingbuttplugs?
[08:30:15] <crutchy> pretty interesting
[08:30:27] <crutchy> i think the longest conversation i've had with poutine
[08:43:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nationwide Radio Station Hack Airs Hours of "Furry Sex" Ramblings - http://sylnt.us - everybody-has-different-tastes
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[09:54:45] <poutine> crutchy == dummy
[09:59:51] <poutine> dumbest guy ever does not understand for loops
[10:00:01] <poutine> filthy end user
[10:02:12] <crutchy> lol are you sulking poutine?
[10:02:20] <crutchy> got pwned by a n00b
[10:02:25] <crutchy> you poor thing :p
[10:04:28] <poutine> <poutine> char *foo = "whats so hard about this"; for (i=0;i<strlen(foo);i++) { putchar(foo[i]); }
[10:04:28] <poutine> <poutine> guess how many times strlen(foo) is called here
[10:04:28] <poutine> <crutchy> should only be once
[10:04:28] <poutine> <poutine> that is wrong in every modern language
[10:04:29] <poutine> <crutchy> otherwise, shit implementation
[10:04:30] <poutine> <crutchy> pascal is the correct implementation
[10:04:53] <FatPhil> poutine++
[10:04:53] <Bender> karma - poutine: -406
[10:04:56] <FatPhil> hahaha
[10:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:05:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2433
[10:05:15] <FatPhil> coffee++
[10:05:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2434
[10:05:29] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:05:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2435
[10:05:34] <FatPhil> yesterday's coffee, reheated in the microwave here - now awesomer
[10:05:48] <crutchy> as long as it doesn't have milk probably ok
[10:05:54] <FatPhil> ewwww
[10:06:06] <crutchy> hah. you don't have milk i'm guessin?
[10:06:25] <FatPhil> today.
[10:06:33] <poutine> your mom didn't have milk and fed you water instead, that's why your brain never developed
[10:06:42] <FatPhil> poutine++
[10:06:42] <Bender> karma - poutine: -405
[10:06:56] <crutchy> poutine, if you choose shitty languages with duplicate syntax then you should feel bad
[10:07:15] <FatPhil> it's brilliant, I can keep ++-ing him, and every time I do, it shows how much of a reject he is!
[10:07:19] <poutine> crutchy is referring to the fact that every for() loop can be stated as a while() loop in C
[10:07:38] <FatPhil> "fact"?
[10:07:56] <crutchy> whereas in pascal a for loop has fixed bounds
[10:08:00] <poutine> FatPhil, is is a fact that everything achievable in a for loop is achievable in a while loop
[10:08:01] <FatPhil> what you've said is ill-worded, so hard to give a truth value to.
[10:08:24] <crutchy> i should have been charging tutoring fee, since it took longer than it should have to explian how pascal for loops work
[10:08:27] <FatPhil> yes, it's also achievable in a turing machine
[10:08:48] <FatPhil> or a universal register machine
[10:09:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> foreach++
[10:09:09] <Bender> karma - foreach: 1
[10:09:25] <poutine> crutchy argued that the check condition of a for loop is only evaluated 1 time
[10:09:28] <crutchy> tmb, unfortunately there's no foreach in pascal
[10:09:31] <poutine> and not each iteration
[10:09:43] <FatPhil> fucktard
[10:09:48] <crutchy> in pascal that is the case
[10:09:53] <poutine> no it isn't
[10:09:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas because pascal is older than dirt
[10:09:58] <crutchy> lol
[10:10:07] <crutchy> poutine, are you saying you still don't get it?
[10:10:09] <crutchy> wow man
[10:10:12] <crutchy> just wow
[10:10:17] <FatPhil> why bother having an argument if you can't even understand what the other person is saying
[10:10:21] <poutine> I do get it, I have programmed professionally for well over a decade
[10:10:27] <FatPhil> no you haven't
[10:10:29] <crutchy> apparently not pascal
[10:10:33] <poutine> Oh yes I have
[10:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, you do not get the point of trolling, do you?
[10:10:39] <crutchy> lol
[10:11:03] <crutchy> poutine, you should pastebin the entire conversation from freenode :D
[10:11:09] <poutine> he is not trolling as he has expended the same amount of effort arguing his stupid views as I have expressed how stupid his views are
[10:11:23] <crutchy> trolling you is so fun
[10:11:31] * chromas has been programming for over 85 years, 70 in Pascal and 63 in Java and hasa a footlong eDong
[10:11:33] <FatPhil> I'm getting buzzed on super strong coffee (it sat in the french press overnight), I need an outlet!
[10:11:36] <poutine> trolling to waste someone's time is only successful if you manage to waste less time
[10:11:47] <crutchy> poutine, i'm having fun though
[10:11:50] <crutchy> not a waste of time
[10:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, follow the cord on your computer. bound to be one at the end of it.
[10:12:04] <poutine> I really doubt that, I think you're just actually stupid
[10:12:09] <crutchy> lol
[10:12:17] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard++
[10:12:17] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 225
[10:12:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> just don't pee in it. badness will ensue.
[10:12:21] <crutchy> at least i know how pascal for loops work :p
[10:12:28] <FatPhil> poutine++
[10:12:28] <Bender> karma - poutine: -404
[10:12:32] <crutchy> you apparently still don't
[10:12:37] <FatPhil> poutine not found!
[10:12:39] <crutchy> :D
[10:12:39] poutine is now known as poutine--
[10:13:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, karma not found
[10:14:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> adderall++
[10:14:37] <Bender> karma - adderall: 3
[10:15:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Dragon Has First Successful Barge Landing - http://sylnt.us - touchdown
[10:15:15] <FatPhil> anyway - putard, show us the commit logs that prove you can type "i = i + 1; # increment i"
[10:15:45] <crutchy> and don't forget the comment!
[10:16:01] <crutchy> except the comment delimiter is wrong :p
[10:16:09] <crutchy> s/#/\/\//
[10:16:12] <chromas> and assignment operator ;)
[10:16:15] <FatPhil> no idea what language that was
[10:16:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> is not, that's proper language commenting that is
[10:16:18] <crutchy> lol
[10:16:24] <FatPhil> neither has poutine
[10:16:41] <crutchy> any language other than pascal would be i++, but i guess that wouldn't fit the comment either
[10:16:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> perfectly legal perl, that.
[10:16:57] <crutchy> doesn't perl use $ like php?
[10:17:01] <crutchy> maybe python
[10:17:08] * FatPhil kicks crutchy
[10:17:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> shaddup, i ain't had enough coffee
[10:17:27] <FatPhil> wash your mouth out, don't mention php whilst I'm awake
[10:17:47] <crutchy> but its weak typing is as shitty as weak coffee
[10:17:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just took my morning php right before i made the coffee
[10:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake crutchy
[10:18:04] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a nickel
[10:18:12] <crutchy> ooh a nickel :D
[10:18:18] <FatPhil> having said that, I got my current job because I programmed some php ~10 years ago.
[10:18:23] <crutchy> #smakeadd a dime
[10:18:23] <MrPlow> Added "a dime".
[10:18:36] <crutchy> oops maybe i should have just put 'dime'
[10:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's real merican moneys that is. yer rich for an aussie now.
[10:18:43] <crutchy> lol
[10:18:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it needs the a
[10:19:01] <crutchy> ah
[10:19:13] <crutchy> do you guys still use nickels?
[10:19:24] <crutchy> i thought inflation would have rendered them pointless by now
[10:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> only for smaking people upside the head
[10:19:30] <crutchy> :D
[10:20:03] <crutchy> we lost our beloved 1c and 2c coins a few years back
[10:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, we still got em. they're only good for getting for change though. really we could drop everything below a quarter and nobody would care.
[10:20:28] <crutchy> is a nickel like a 10c coin or something?
[10:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5
[10:20:37] <crutchy> ah
[10:20:43] <crutchy> yeah that's our lowest coin too
[10:20:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> easily twice as big as the 10c coin though
[10:21:28] <FatPhil> "Springsteen cancels gig because of gay law"
[10:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> sheit, we still got good ole 1c pennies.
[10:21:41] <FatPhil> I love tabloid headlines
[10:21:54] <crutchy> can you buy anything with a penny?
[10:22:17] * crutchy remembers going to the lolly shop with a handful of 1c and 2c coins as a kid
[10:22:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but you can stick them between your fingers, snap your fingers, and zing them across the room into someone's ear hole.
[10:22:30] <FatPhil> "penny chews"
[10:22:41] <chromas> is springsteen still relevant? he only made one song and it was just one half-sentence repeated over and over
[10:22:54] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure his guitar sings for him
[10:23:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> mellencamp > springsteen
[10:23:30] * crutchy can't remember any john mellencamp songs :(
[10:23:43] * crutchy youtubes
[10:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube authority song
[10:23:48] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:23:51] <exec> └─ 13John Mellencamp - Authority Song - YouTube
[10:24:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> played that for like a week straight on a pirate radio station i built once
[10:24:44] <crutchy> ooh jack and diane
[10:24:48] <crutchy> i knows that one
[10:25:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[10:26:10] * TheMightyBuzzard does not feel like poking at his LRU cache implementation yet this AM
[10:26:37] <FatPhil> born in the usa was a great song, as long as you listen to all of the lyrics
[10:26:49] <FatPhil> bush using it was one of the most ironic things ever
[10:27:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> more of a whiny bitch song imo but yer entitled to like it all the same
[10:27:48] * crutchy didn't like the music for born in the usa much
[10:27:57] <crutchy> but at least i know it :p
[10:28:25] <FatPhil> that mellencamp song had no reason to be written, it's just recycling old stuff
[10:28:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> pink houses > born in the usa
[10:29:01] <FatPhil> need more coffee to wake me up, mellencamp has put me to sleep
[10:29:19] <crutchy> springsteen would make you even more sleepy :p
[10:29:38] <FatPhil> I have 0 springsteen albums, and 0 springsteen singles.
[10:29:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> mellencamp > springsteen if for no other reason than his name reminds me of mellons which remind me of bewbs
[10:30:06] <FatPhil> but he's also so camp
[10:30:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can forgive much for bewbs
[10:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is a trait shared by most males on the planet.
[10:30:39] <FatPhil> a local brewer told me he's going to name one of his upcoming beers "FatPhil's Gay"
[10:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing too or women would be endangered
[10:31:10] <FatPhil> I've been working on the recipe - German Hops, English Yeast - GHEY!
[10:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet, yer famous
[10:31:14] <crutchy> wow. i'd turn gay if i could have a beer named after me. well, i'd at least tell everyone i'm gay :p
[10:31:55] <FatPhil> Don't want to be famous. Was at a fucking beer festival last week, and some fucking vlogger wanted to interview me and wouldn't get out of my face when I said "no, I don't want to be interviewed"
[10:32:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've just been putting inappropriate branch names into the sn codebase
[10:32:30] <crutchy> heh. noticed that
[10:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> still waiting on a merge of erectnipples branch
[10:33:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll make the next one iamnotafraidoftransformers
[10:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> or gaybuttlube maybe
[10:42:38] <FatPhil> damn, this glue smells goooooood
[10:42:48] <crutchy> fuck man don't hog
[10:42:59] * crutchy offers his crayon to FatPhil in exchange for some glue
[10:43:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of ill advised addictions
[10:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:43:28] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 37
[10:44:16] <FatPhil> I fixed something with my hot glue gun a couple of days ago and *didn't* stick everything in the flat together. That's a first. Normall I end up sticking myself to the floor and my desk, and my lamp, and my monitor, and my girlfriend, and the car parked outside.
[10:50:22] <crutchy> i'm like that with silastic
[10:50:45] * crutchy is hopeless with silastic
[10:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i only stuck a little hot glue to the linoleum floor when i was making jug lines. peels right off though.
[10:52:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hot glue on the knots keeps em from coming undone easily
[10:55:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, only one function left to write for the LRU cache and it's the prune the oldest entries until cache->count < cache->max_entries
[10:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta build a separate list n sort it cause the cache has to be considered unsorted
[10:58:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... no... i just gotta find the oldest value and remove it. that'd save some memory copies.
[11:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> should also build in a "prune items older than n" bit
[11:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that'd save me some headaches
[11:09:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> now how long's a good value for a max age? two hours? four? the forecast isn't gonna change all that often and #weather doesn't give current conditions.
[11:09:46] <chromas> make it extrapolate based on the previous entries in the cache ;)
[11:14:33] <FatPhil> nd Old Rosie
[11:14:43] <FatPhil> scrumpy++
[11:14:43] <Bender> karma - scrumpy: 1
[11:14:48] <FatPhil> heathens
[11:28:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:28:38] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a beefstick
[11:28:54] <chromas> #smake smake
[11:28:55] * MrPlow smakes smake upside the head with a pile of moose droppings
[11:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[11:31:11] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a printout of the rehash source
[11:31:35] <chromas> #smake test
[11:31:36] * MrPlow smakes test upside the head with a microaggression
[11:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be worse i guess. MrPlow's source is rapidly gaining on rehash's size
[11:31:58] * chromas suspects tmb's client puts a space after tab completion
[11:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[11:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i accounted for one space
[11:33:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could account for more. wouldn't take long.
[11:34:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. i don't care.
[11:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake
[11:34:50] * MrPlow smakes upside the head with a dime
[11:35:15] <chromas> I think SubStrings has a function to skip over spaces
[11:35:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, skipping over spaces is easy and don't require a library.
[11:36:26] * crutchy has a delete_empty_elements function for deleting emplies after an explode call
[11:36:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> while(what[0] == ' ')
[11:36:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> what++;
[11:36:50] <crutchy> something like that
[11:36:59] <crutchy> probably more verbose, cos me
[11:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> possible to end up with what[0] == NULL but meh. also easy to account for.
[11:39:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just don't particularly care if you wanna smake whitespace
[11:39:33] <crutchy> for ($i=0;$i<count($array);$i++)
[11:39:34] <crutchy> {
[11:39:34] <crutchy> if ($array[$i]=="")
[11:39:34] <crutchy> {
[11:39:34] <crutchy> unset($array[$i]);
[11:39:36] <crutchy> }
[11:39:38] <crutchy> }
[11:39:40] <crutchy> $array=array_values($array);
[11:39:42] <crutchy> thas my shiz
[11:40:06] <crutchy> array_values just reindexes
[11:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you can't pointer math so gotta do it the long way.
[11:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a whole lot of whitespace
[11:41:06] <MrPlow> Added "a whole lot of whitespace".
[11:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, now it's a feature not a bug
[11:42:14] <crutchy> lol
[11:42:23] <crutchy> poutine would disagree
[11:42:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato. done with the LRU cache. now i just gotta start using it.
[11:42:58] <crutchy> ~g LRU cache
[11:43:00] <exec> [google] mcicpc.cs.atu.edu/archives/2012/mcpc2012/lru/lru.html
[11:43:46] * crutchy is such a n00b when it comes to terminology
[11:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> "least recently used"
[11:44:23] <crutchy> is that sorta like filo?
[11:44:39] <crutchy> oh maybe its not like a stack
[11:46:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a doubly linked list that you give the boot to the oldest entry when you hit capacity
[11:47:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i also have it nuking entries older than N on cache_prune() cause that's faster than finding the oldest entries and killing them off.
[11:47:53] * crutchy watched a uni lecture on lists, but can't remember much of it
[11:48:16] * crutchy relies on language library awesomesauce for list features
[11:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> just basically an array, each cell of which doesn't know its position but does know what cell is before and after it.
[11:50:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> cycle through it by while(item){ do stuff; item = item->next; }
[11:51:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> item->next on the last item is == NULL so it breaks you out of the while() when you hit the end.
[11:52:35] * crutchy isn't much a fan of conditions with implicit things
[11:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[11:52:43] <crutchy> seems to be popular though
[11:53:03] <crutchy> while(item) makes not much sense to me :p
[11:53:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> go with while(item != NULL) then
[11:53:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> same thing
[11:53:19] <crutchy> yeah that's more my cop-o-tea
[11:53:34] <crutchy> or item!==False is another one
[11:53:39] <crutchy> that's often shortened
[11:53:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> knod knod
[11:54:14] <crutchy> and the ones that really shit me are the ones with functions in them
[11:54:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> NULL == 0 == FALSE-in-most-languages
[11:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh bleh
[11:54:37] <crutchy> like while($foo=bar())
[11:54:49] <crutchy> those ones shit me
[11:55:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah i hate assignments in loops. while(bar()) bothers me not at all though.
[11:55:32] <crutchy> yeah they're the same in the weak typed languages like php and perl n shit
[11:56:22] * crutchy thinks this might be his last coffee for the night
[11:56:38] * crutchy cranks up the tunes
[11:56:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i may very well put something in like while(prune_cache(wucache)){ cache_push(stuff);}
[11:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i might put the prune in cache_push() itself.
[11:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly will
[12:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i hate it when i can't remember how i wrote stuff from earlier
[12:10:56] <crutchy> same
[12:11:21] <crutchy> i had to rtfsc just now cos i forgot how internal operator aliases were authenticated
[12:12:21] <crutchy> i was like "wait wtf. you can't just do shit without authenticating! oh wait. maybe its authenticated beforehand. now how the fuck is it authenticated beforehand"
[12:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yup
[12:15:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got weather getting split into three functions in two separate threads.
[12:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> four or five now that i'm using a cache
[12:16:22] <crutchy> noice. threading is funky
[12:16:25] <crutchy> in C or C++?
[12:16:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ancient Supernovae Showered Radioactive Iron on Our Planet, Say Astronomers - http://sylnt.us - hot-iron
[12:17:19] * crutchy doesn't even know if php's threading is real threading. prolly just some bullshit psuedo thing like everything else
[12:17:49] <crutchy> delphi's threading is pretty sweet though
[12:18:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> C
[12:19:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> spun off a thread for all the perl stuff cause for some reason you cannot access a perl interpreter started in another thread without segfaulting.
[12:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> also made it process queues for saying stuff, emoting stuff, and that-thread-specific-stuff cause it was already processing one queue
[12:21:17] * crutchy cheated a fair bit with multi threading
[12:21:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> no such thing.
[12:21:28] <crutchy> exec relies on stream buffering
[12:21:53] <crutchy> which i don't even gotta worry about
[12:22:00] <crutchy> just happens in the background :)
[12:23:00] <crutchy> so while all them scripts running when the stdout it just gets added to the pipe buffer for that script, and the bot script reads it whenever it gets around to it
[12:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm. i just have like 4 queues that the separate thread takes its orders from. otherwise it passes each line along to perl.
[12:23:36] <crutchy> exec has separate async buffers for stdin, stdout and stderr for every script
[12:23:50] <crutchy> well, only async for stdout and stderr :p
[12:24:17] <crutchy> but i have nfi what goes on in the background
[12:24:27] <crutchy> its all uber abstract
[12:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i be all like mypush(mylist_P, "some perl orders"); or mypush(mylist_S, "#soylent/crutchy is a noobass");
[12:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> and then the processing thread does what it does. all async.
[12:25:13] <crutchy> heh
[12:25:45] * chromas also has noo bass
[12:25:51] <chromas> #fish
[12:26:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> strangely, #help commands don't go through the queueing system. they get passed directly to perl as-is.
[12:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ because you know i'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no catfish ♫
[12:27:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept for strike that, reverse it, thank you
[12:27:52] * chromas puts a catfish in tmb's bass hole
[12:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, must check weather
[12:28:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> specifics. more than #weather can give.
[12:30:16] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage a bass hole
[12:30:17] <exec> added to beverages
[12:30:23] <Subsentient> poor aqu4, I'm ripping into her guts and rearranging stuff.
[12:30:24] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[12:30:27] <exec> http://ix.io
[12:30:32] <crutchy> Subsentient, coool :D
[12:30:35] <crutchy> tinkering++
[12:30:35] <Bender> karma - tinkering: 3
[12:30:41] <crutchy> Subsentient++
[12:30:41] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 50
[12:30:44] <Subsentient> crutchy: Adding module support.
[12:31:04] <Subsentient> crutchy: Will make modifications easier, also replacing obsolete and broken components.
[12:31:10] <crutchy> ~g'day <beverage a bass hole
[12:31:11] <exec> deleted beverage
[12:31:15] <crutchy> ah
[12:31:22] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage bass hole
[12:31:23] <exec> added to beverages
[12:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... wind is gonna die down about 11 but fishing isn't supposed to pick up until noon.
[12:32:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> won't hit 50F till noon either so looks like that's when i'll try and have the boat in the water by.
[12:32:38] <crutchy> Subsentient, i'm still fucking around with config macros
[12:32:58] <crutchy> must admit i'm a bit distracted
[12:33:02] <crutchy> not very productive
[12:33:29] <Subsentient> crutchy: Been that way all night.
[12:34:04] <crutchy> that relay thingy was fun
[12:34:54] <crutchy> not sure how long it will last. if exec borks or gets restarted the minion will be suicided
[12:35:58] <crutchy> poutine made some good points that with a relay you can't use tab nick completion and there's no nick list
[12:51:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm doin pretty good myself. been quite productive and still polishing stuff up.
[12:52:08] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[12:54:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not the most efficient way to do that but it is more versatile should i feel the need for it to be later
[12:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it can stay that way
[12:54:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> now to compile n find my typos
[12:59:33] * crutchy has been using production exec for testing today :D
[13:04:36] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:04:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[13:04:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, time to move this over and see if it works
[13:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
[13:08:46] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: of course, Master!]
[13:08:58] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!~nobody@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[13:09:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:09:35] <MrPlow> Today: Abundant sunshine. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, then partly cloudy in the afternoon. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:09:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:09:39] <MrPlow> Today: Abundant sunshine. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, then partly cloudy in the afternoon. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:10:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather houston, tx
[13:10:02] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly cloudy skies. High 78F. Winds SE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: A mix of clouds and sun early, then becoming cloudy later in the day. High 78F. Winds SSE at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:10:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather houston, tx
[13:10:05] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly cloudy skies. High 78F. Winds SE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: A mix of clouds and sun early, then becoming cloudy later in the day. High 78F. Winds SSE at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:10:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> appears to be working... should have written some debugging code in so i could know for sure.
[13:10:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> it disturbs me when something works right the first time
[13:16:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
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[13:17:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX ISS Resupply Mission to Launch Fri April 8 @ 4:43pm EDT (2043 UTC) - http://sylnt.us - sticking-the-landing-is-the-hard-part || NASA's NEOWISE Mission Finds 72 Additional Near-Earth Objects - http://sylnt.us - it-would-be-wise-to-find-all-NEOs
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[13:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:17:47] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:17:51] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather houston, tx
[13:18:03] <MrPlow> Today: Considerable cloudiness. High 78F. Winds SE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: A mix of clouds and sun in the morning followed by cloudy skies during the afternoon. High 78F. Winds SSE at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather houston, tx
[13:18:07] <MrPlow> Today: Considerable cloudiness. High 78F. Winds SE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: A mix of clouds and sun in the morning followed by cloudy skies during the afternoon. High 78F. Winds SSE at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:18:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, it isn't working for some reason
[13:19:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, i completely forgot to push anything into the cache in get_weather
[13:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
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[13:22:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:22:37] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:22:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:22:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:22:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather houston, tx
[13:23:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's much better. broken like i expected.
[13:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[13:23:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> wow, quality broken
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[13:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> infinite loop looks like
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[13:30:23] <crutchy> lol
[13:30:34] <crutchy> ~title off
[13:30:36] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[13:30:42] <crutchy> wb smake
[13:31:01] <smake> #smake smake
[13:31:55] * crutchy smakes smake's snake
[13:33:00] <crutchy> ~rps ppp
[13:33:01] <exec> sequence trimmed
[13:33:01] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[13:34:50] <chromas> ~rps pppspprrsprsprpprpsrsrpprssprpprpsrprppssrppsprrrppssrprpsrpprpprrsrpsspsrppsrpspprprpprrpspppspprpssprrpsprsppsrsprprssrrsprssrspsrsprsrrsrpsrsrrsrprpsrssrrrssppppspspspsrppppsspssssppsrsprppsprpppsrpsrppppsrpspprpsprsr
[13:34:52] <exec> sequence trimmed
[13:34:52] <exec> rank for chromas: 4 - http://ix.io
[13:35:38] <chromas> I s'pose I don't have default applications set up quite right. Clicking that just opened the table in a text editor
[13:42:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, found TWO infinite loops. hopefully this fixes it.
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[13:43:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:43:41] <MrPlow> Today: Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:44:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
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[13:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[13:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay... send the wrong thing as weather. hafta fix that.
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[13:54:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:54:37] <MrPlow> Today: Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:54:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dumpcache
[13:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
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[13:56:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake crutchy
[13:56:56] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a 400TB/s DDoS
[13:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:57:23] <MrPlow> Today: Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[13:57:44] <crutchy> time for bed for me
[13:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dumpcache
[13:57:55] <crutchy> cya fockers
[13:58:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
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[13:58:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters, crutchy
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[14:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
[14:01:34] <MrPlow> Today: Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[14:01:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
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[14:03:18] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
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[14:05:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
[14:05:17] <MrPlow> Today: Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[14:05:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dumpcache
[14:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
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[14:07:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
[14:07:34] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[14:07:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
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[14:10:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
[14:10:37] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[14:10:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
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[14:13:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
[14:13:58] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[14:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 38343
[14:14:02] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[14:14:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent. was trying to free a pointer that wasn't malloc'd.
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[14:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> LRU caching for weather results is now officially working.
[14:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[14:15:41] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 58F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High 73F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.
[14:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather houston, tx
[14:15:48] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly cloudy skies. High 78F. Winds SE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: A mix of clouds and sun in the morning followed by cloudy skies during the afternoon. High 78F. Winds SSE at 15 to 25 mph.
[14:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[14:15:55] <MrPlow> Today: More clouds than sun. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 74F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph. Tomorrow: A few clouds from time to time. Gusty winds diminishing in the afternoon. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 82F. Winds SSW at 20 to 30 mph.
[14:16:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[14:16:13] <MrPlow> Today: More clouds than sun. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 74F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph. Tomorrow: A few clouds from time to time. Gusty winds diminishing in the afternoon. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 82F. Winds SSW at 20 to 30 mph.
[14:16:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dumpcache
[14:17:01] <Runaway1956> #weather NorthPole
[14:17:01] <MrPlow> Weather forcast at the given location. ex #weather zip-code or #weather city, state. Can also work without argument on a location saved with #weatheradd
[14:17:23] <Runaway1956> hmmmmm
[14:18:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Store Digital Images in DNA, and Retrieve Them Perfectly - http://sylnt.us - where-did-I-put-that-femptoSD-card?
[14:18:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather south pole, antarctica
[14:18:30] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[14:18:35] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns
[14:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather amunsden-scott, antarctica
[14:18:55] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[14:19:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather amundsen-scott, antarctica
[14:19:07] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy. High -44F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy. High around -45F. Winds NNE at 15 to 25 mph.
[14:19:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather mcmurdo, antarctica
[14:19:44] <MrPlow> Today: Considerable cloudiness. High near -15F. Winds E at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies. Windy during the morning. High -8F. Winds E at 20 to 30 mph.
[14:20:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> significantly warmer than amundsen-scott
[14:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, thas some quality progress for the day now that it's had some bugs to iron out.
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[15:49:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Begin to Crack the Mystery of Laos's 'Plain of Jars' - http://sylnt.us - predates-Prince-Albert-in-a-tin
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[16:19:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Has First Successful Barge Landing - http://sylnt.us - touchdown
[17:38:12] <Gravis> news monkeys, fix it! https://soylentnews.org
[17:38:13] <smake> ^ 03SN comment by [02SDRefugee (4477)] (02Score:4, Informative)
[17:47:00] <nick> updated to clarify
[17:50:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hack your Fitness Data - http://sylnt.us - Ferris-Bueller's-Day-Off
[18:21:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Falcon 9 Has First Successful Barge Landing - http://sylnt.us - touchdown
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[18:27:14] <FrogBlast> I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM
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[19:21:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Torvalds' TED Talk/Interview - http://sylnt.us - preaching-to-the-choir
[19:39:02] <chromas> Next up: Kay Siever's TEDx Talk
[19:52:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linus Torvalds' TED Talk/Interview - http://sylnt.us - preaching-to-the-choir
[20:52:09] * cmn32480 is putting together a new PC form the parts that came in the mail yesterday
[20:52:38] * cmn32480 /me is excited
[20:52:56] * cmn32480 might need a moment alone.....
[20:53:02] <swiss> lol
[20:53:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Open Source Vulnerability Database Closes - http://sylnt.us - that-means-they're-all-fixed,-right?
[20:59:40] <cmn32480> to quote Hollywood from Top Gun... "They must be close... I think I'm getting a hard on"
[20:59:42] <cmn32480> nograb
[21:12:52] <chromas> notouch
[22:24:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astrophysicists Narrow the Search for "Planet Nine" - http://sylnt.us - planet-three
[23:16:40] <crutchy> from the its-gotta-be-near-the-solar-system-somewhere dept.