#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-07
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[00:04:57] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[00:04:59] <crutchfield> ^ 03Swiss raid on European soccer offices linked to Panama Papers - MarketWatch
[00:28:03] <cmn32480> Alrighty... I gotta be up at 0dark:30 to drive 5.5 hours. Lucky me. I'm going to bed.
[00:28:07] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[00:28:08] * exec overratedly queefs a toilet bowl of poop cola at #soylent
[00:41:19] <chromas> is that 30 minutes after dark?
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[01:01:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Risk-Taking Behavior Might Be Contagious - http://sylnt.us - risk-vs-reward
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[02:11:09] <Subsentient> ~gday chromas
[02:11:10] * exec overratedly queefs a lifetime supply of pants at chromas
[02:11:27] <SirFinkus> well, this will be fun, drinking a stout with a mystery abv
[02:11:40] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:11:42] <chromas> ~g'day Subsentient
[02:11:44] * exec cromulently nudges a purse of gold nuggets toward Subsentient
[02:11:55] <chromas> mystery eh
[02:11:59] <Subsentient> \o/
[02:12:07] <chromas> The mystery of the prize
[02:24:49] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:24:50] <crutchfield> ^ 03Report: White House backs away from bill to enforce court-ordered decryption • The Register
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[02:32:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft to Offer Cloud-based Browser for Web Development - http://sylnt.us - stick-to-the-standards-adn-it-sin't-a-problem
[02:32:54] <chromas> Richard Burr, Dianne Feinstein…by their powers combined, he is…Joshua Feuerstein!
[02:33:37] <chromas> Use browser to cloud. How to get browser into cloud?
[02:34:44] <Bytram> catapult ??
[02:36:33] <chromas> sounds actionable
[02:36:48] <Bytram> two shay!
[02:37:18] <SirFinkus> this mystery stout is pretty strong
[02:37:24] <SirFinkus> I'd estimate 8%
[02:37:27] <chromas> get in there and revitalize the web 2.0 by shifting the cloud to catapult paradigm
[02:37:39] <chromas> Is it in an unlabeled drum or something?
[02:38:59] <SirFinkus> 22 oz bottle, no abv on it
[02:39:14] <chromas> is that legal?
[02:39:24] <SirFinkus> not sure
[02:39:29] <SirFinkus> it's delicious
[02:39:30] <chromas> nice
[02:39:41] <SirFinkus> tastes pretty boozy too
[02:39:47] <SirFinkus> but not in a bad way
[02:39:59] <SirFinkus> in a "warms my cockles" sense
[02:42:33] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:42:34] <crutchfield> ^ 03Boffins boost IETF crypto efforts • The Register
[02:43:08] <takyon> 22oz bottles are definitely legal. got some in the fridge
[02:43:14] <takyon> no abv could depend on packaging
[02:43:57] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[02:43:57] <crutchfield> ^ 03Amazon expands Prime same-day deliveries to 11 more metro areas - MarketWatch
[02:44:58] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:44:58] <crutchfield> ^ 03Congressman called out for $1,300 video game binge • The Register
[02:46:28] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:48:15] <Bytram> ^ Move over, polar bear plunge: Ice swimming is next big extreme winter water sport
[02:50:08] <SirFinkus> checked the website, 7.8%
[02:50:11] <SirFinkus> damn I'm good
[02:50:59] <Bytram> http://www.hpcwire.com
[02:50:59] <crutchfield> ^ 03Europe’s Fastest Supercomputer to Get Pascal GPU Upgrade ( http://www.hpcwire.com )
[02:51:55] <chromas> nvidia should come up with a cpu
[02:54:24] <takyon> they may put ARM cores on future GPUs
[02:56:09] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:56:10] <crutchfield> ^ 03Court drops IBM's costs on Queensland government • The Register
[02:57:37] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[02:57:37] <crutchfield> ^ 03Next Big Future: New Metallic glass Steel composite three times more resistant to impacts than Tungsten Carbide
[02:58:24] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[02:58:25] <crutchfield> ^ 03Next Big Future: Stronger metals will make lighter and better harmonic gears for improved robotic arms and drives for demanding applications light space vehicles
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[03:38:53] <Gravis> FatPhil: hey, your fav bro is a bit mad: https://www.jwz.org
[03:39:00] <crutchfield> ^ 03jwz: I would like Debian to stop shipping XScreenSaver ( https://www.jwz.org )
[03:41:47] <chromas> apparently bugs spontaneously appear in old software, like bitrot
[03:42:20] * chromas notices xscreensaver looks like it stepped out of 1992
[03:43:56] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[03:43:57] <crutchfield> ^ 03SN journal France prostitution: MPs outlaw paying for sex 04(0 comments)
[03:44:06] <chromas> :(
[03:46:37] <Gravis> FatPhil: jwz strikes me as the kind of person to be upset about getting odd looks while wearing this outfit in public: https://www.jwz.org
[03:47:10] <chromas> sjwz
[03:47:16] <takyon> wouldn't you be
[03:47:44] <takyon> "a decade in software years"
[03:47:45] <takyon> lolwut
[03:54:14] <Gravis> takyon: i think this is more a story of the perils of putting a link with your email address in your software than anything else
[03:55:49] <takyon> hmm
[03:56:14] <Subsentient> ~gday takyon
[03:56:16] * exec transphobically culturally appropriates a set of bewb from takyon
[03:56:22] <takyon> hi Sub
[03:56:23] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[03:56:24] <crutchfield> ^ 03New Zealand students suffer neck cuts in Sweeney Todd show - BBC News
[03:57:32] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[03:57:34] <crutchfield> ^ 03Spain summons French ambassador over wine lorry attack - BBC News
[04:04:39] <Gravis> takyon: first: stupid and uneventful
[04:05:37] <Gravis> takyon: second: i feel their pain.
[04:34:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. DoD Security Clearance Total Shrinks by 900,000 in 3 Years - http://sylnt.us - china-has-all-the-secrets-already-anyway
[05:10:33] <takyon> yeah you would support a lil economic terrorism, Grav
[05:18:32] <chromas> Hey guys, I'm a transmillionaire now. Donate if you aren't a bigot
[05:19:45] <swiss> i was a trans-richman first
[05:20:02] <chromas> you sound awful close to being a hipster
[05:20:12] <SirFinkus> I'm reading an article about a woman who's trans-white collar
[05:20:15] <chromas> I was hating hipsters before it was cool
[05:20:20] <SirFinkus> for English
[05:20:25] <swiss> Many people think i'm a hipster, but I actually identify as a cool guy
[06:05:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Harmonica Music Machine - http://sylnt.us - technical-music
[07:05:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Merle Haggard Dies on His 79th Birthday - http://sylnt.us - remembering-a-master
[07:21:13] <SirFinkus> so, I need to drop the hammer on this essay, we had to read this godawful piece of writing and explain "where do you stand in relation to her claims/ ideas/ experiences? Explain"
[07:21:32] <SirFinkus> "this piece meanders more than malaysian airliners" is that too harsh?
[07:21:40] <SirFinkus> too soon?
[07:25:37] * SirFinkus has a backup abortion joke too, if that one is innappropiate
[07:36:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Biomechanics Team Discovers How Insects Repair Their 'Bones' - http://sylnt.us - insect-band-aid
[08:26:36] <chromas> Use them both
[09:01:06] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one
[09:37:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Microscope Controls Brain Activity of Live Animals - http://sylnt.us - mind's-eye
[10:24:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:24:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2428
[10:38:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three-Starred System Has Giant Planet - http://sylnt.us - hot-mess
[11:12:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, pj being out of town this weekend means no site upgrade and saturday looks to be epic fishing, so that's what ima do.
[11:13:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you ima likely be fishing today and tomorrow n sunday as well just cause i can but still.
[11:16:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> happy lunchtime, nick
[11:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:16:18] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 69F. Winds WNW at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Mostly sunny skies. Gusty winds in the morning. High 63F. Winds NW at 20 to 30 mph.
[11:16:26] <nick> thx tmb
[11:16:35] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[11:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should build caching into weather calls. they only allow so many per hour/day.
[11:19:09] <nick> i prefer to look out the window
[11:22:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, good ole weather rock.
[11:23:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it's wet, raining. if it's swinging, windy. if it's hot, sunny. if it's gone, tornado.
[11:28:32] <nick> yeah, my parents actually have one of those heh
[11:28:54] <nick> weather on my phone says it's raining, has not rained all day.
[11:46:16] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[12:09:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nest Reminds Customers That Ownership Isn't What It Used to be - http://sylnt.us - daily-reminder
[12:19:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #quit
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[12:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[12:20:34] <MrPlow> Today: Sun and clouds mixed. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 69F. Winds WNW at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Mostly sunny skies. Gusty winds in the morning. High 62F. Winds NW at 20 to 30 mph.
[12:20:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 3d6
[12:20:42] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Pass 1: 11
[12:21:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i need to move #roll to C for structural reasons.
[12:30:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas better. cleared up a memory leak.
[12:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda quiet today for a weekday
[12:59:22] * chromas keeps thinkin git's saturday
[13:04:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> feels kinda like it, don't it?
[13:08:11] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[13:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta build a LRU cache for caching weather. similar but not quite the same as my other doubly linked list, so i gotta write a bunch more stuff.
[13:10:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> also gotta go fishing soon, which is entirely more important.
[13:10:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cruz Wins Wisconsin GOP Primary; Contested Convention Increasingly Likely - http://sylnt.us - contested-contest-of-contention
[13:19:31] <chromas> Use the database
[13:20:23] <chromas> or redis. it's already there and that's what it's fer
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[15:12:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hobbits Died Out Earlier Than Thought - http://sylnt.us - we-miss-you-Frodo
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[15:23:49] <Runaway1956> Honey, I'm hooooome!
[15:24:21] <Runaway1956> ~smake all the deviants
[15:24:40] <Runaway1956> #smake deviants
[15:24:40] * MrPlow smakes deviants upside the head with a shekel satchel
[15:24:53] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[15:24:55] <exec> 071182
[15:36:48] <Runaway1956> #smakedel chromas
[15:36:48] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a buffer overflow
[15:37:09] <Runaway1956> #smake this
[15:37:09] * MrPlow smakes this upside the head with an NCommander novel
[15:39:21] <chromas> #smakefart test
[15:39:21] * MrPlow smakes test upside the head with a sac of nuts
[15:40:17] <chromas> http://i.giphy.com
[15:40:29] <Runaway1956> smakefart exec x1000
[15:40:44] <Runaway1956> #smakefart exec x1000
[15:40:44] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with x1000
[15:41:26] <chromas> #smakeadd a dreidel
[15:41:26] <MrPlow> Added "a dreidel".
[15:43:31] <Runaway1956> WTF is a dreidel?
[15:43:41] <SirFinkus> it's a jew top
[15:43:43] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Jewish top
[15:44:02] <Runaway1956> Jewish top? I thought that was a skullcap . . .
[15:44:11] <SirFinkus> ba dum tish
[15:44:17] <Subsentient> #smakeadd a semi-dessicated maggot-infested dead cat
[15:44:17] <MrPlow> Added "a semi-dessicated maggot-infested dead cat".
[15:44:32] <Subsentient> lol
[15:44:42] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: No, like the toys. The ones that spin on the table?
[15:45:00] <Runaway1956> Oh - a "jew" "top" - a gambling toy - interesting
[15:45:14] <Subsentient> It's actually got some religious significance
[15:45:29] <Runaway1956> Well, nat'urly
[15:45:42] <Runaway1956> sp: nachurly
[15:46:28] <Subsentient> You know, that's one thing I don't get, why everyone hates Jews so much. I'm not racist, but there's other races more easily blamed for severe problems than Jews.
[15:46:38] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[15:46:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2429
[15:46:48] <Subsentient> quran--
[15:46:48] <Bender> karma - quran: -1
[15:46:52] <Runaway1956> coffee++ x10.000
[15:46:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2430
[15:47:08] <Subsentient> coffee+=1000
[15:47:13] <Runaway1956> Dammit, Bender, I said x10,000
[15:47:34] <Subsentient> coffee = ~coffee
[15:47:44] <Subsentient> There, now it's at the maximum value for its integer representation.
[15:47:54] <Subsentient> (provided its unsigned)
[15:47:58] <Runaway1956> coffee = the ability to perform
[15:48:08] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[15:48:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2431
[15:48:43] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - I heard the plan this morning
[15:48:53] <Runaway1956> Republicans are going to have a brokered convention
[15:49:03] <Runaway1956> where they nominate the only person able to beat Shrillary
[15:49:08] <Subsentient> coffee = (((unsigned)~0UL) / 2) - 1
[15:49:09] <Runaway1956> wait for it now . . . .
[15:49:19] <Runaway1956> PUTIN 2016
[15:49:23] <Subsentient> lol
[15:49:40] <Subsentient> Bolbi 2016! Vote for Bolbi! Slap slap slap, clap clap clap!
[15:49:44] <chromas> no way; he's not kenyan
[15:49:52] <Runaway1956> It would be the first time in a couple decades that we had a president with testicles
[15:50:15] <Subsentient> Testicles of evil.
[15:50:18] <Subsentient> Hmm..
[15:50:23] <Subsentient> #smakeadd testicles of evil
[15:50:23] <MrPlow> Added "testicles of evil".
[15:50:49] <Runaway1956> subsentient has some good traits - like "warped"
[15:51:04] <Subsentient> Most warped indeed good sir.
[15:51:19] <Runaway1956> But, WTF likes "good"?
[15:51:24] <Subsentient> I'm the kind of guy who helps the old lady across the street while secretly enjoying the peanut butter on my nuts.
[15:51:48] <Subsentient> "I don't care if you blow goats as long as the goat likes it"
[15:51:55] * chromas helps the peanut butter across the stree while enjoying the old lady on his nuts
[15:52:06] <Subsentient> chromas++
[15:52:06] <Bender> karma - chromas: 164
[15:52:34] <Runaway1956> Someone has been reading Cixin Liu - https://soylentnews.org
[15:52:35] <crutchfield> ^ 03SN article: Three-Starred System Has Giant Planet 04(2 comments)
[15:52:46] <Runaway1956> The Three Body Problem
[15:53:10] <Runaway1956> except - he got it kinda wrong - if you have three suns and a giant planet, it's a FOUR BODY PROBLEM!!
[15:54:26] <SirFinkus> [08:54:07] <Subsentient> I want the whole thing
[15:54:31] <SirFinkus> stop sending me lewd pms Subsentient
[15:54:37] <Subsentient> <SirFinkus> http://gfycat.com
[15:54:37] <Subsentient> <Subsentient> Niiiice
[15:54:37] <Subsentient> * [SirFinkus] is away (Be back later)
[15:54:37] <Subsentient> <SirFinkus> it cuts off the part where he takes it home, purees it, and bathes in it
[15:54:37] <crutchfield> ^ 03Gfycat - jiffier gifs through HTML5 Video Conversion. Fast, simple gif hosting without size limits.
[15:54:38] <Subsentient> <SirFinkus> but gtg
[15:55:06] <Subsentient> 4NSFW!!!
[15:55:26] <SirFinkus> unless you're a proctologist
[15:55:32] <Subsentient> lol
[15:55:56] * SirFinkus really has to go now
[15:57:17] <Runaway1956> SirFinkus has some holes to get into?
[16:00:01] <chromas> from the broken dept
[16:00:46] <chromas> for me, clicking the click-to-play page just makes it go to the click-to-play page
[16:00:55] * chromas blames the jews
[16:02:30] <Runaway1956> What's with the Jews today, chromas? Did a Jew steal your boyfreind? Hmmmm - haven't seen EF around much lately . . . .
[16:02:56] <chromas> oh, I saw this video on the internet…
[16:03:06] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[16:03:07] <crutchfield> ^ 03CC Watches The Most Racist Fucking Thing EVER! - YouTube
[16:03:17] <Runaway1956> Oh shit - never watch a video on the internet - they rot your mind
[16:03:38] <Runaway1956> Unless it's porn of course
[16:03:53] <chromas> there's no porn on the internet
[16:03:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> porn rots your penis anyway
[16:04:10] <Runaway1956> There's no internet on your porn?
[16:05:28] <chromas> "you got internet on my porn!"
[16:05:37] <chromas> "you got porn on my internet!"
[16:05:52] <Runaway1956> Well, let's make a pornnet sandwich
[16:05:54] <chromas> Reese's Penis
[16:06:15] <chromas> #smake chromas penis butter cups
[16:06:15] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with penis butter cups
[16:07:03] <Runaway1956> Man, you better wash that shit outta your hair, or you'll become another fucking penis head
[16:07:32] * chromas dicks off
[16:07:39] <Runaway1956> What did they call that stupid hair cut from the 70's, made a guy look like a walkiing penis
[16:07:44] <chromas> /nick HaroldPenisman
[16:07:58] <chromas> bald?
[16:08:14] <Runaway1956> You must be circumcised to say that
[16:08:27] <chromas> maybe I'm a jew
[16:08:35] <chromas> that would explain the antisemitism
[16:09:02] <Runaway1956> Well, Jews discovered self-loathing before white people did
[16:09:20] <chromas> they based their whole scripture around it
[16:09:21] <Runaway1956> Today, everyone is disavowing "white privilege
[16:09:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> wait, we're supposed to be disavowing white privilege now?
[16:09:55] <Runaway1956> In a couple more decades, all white people will become Jews, and beg the world to abuse them
[16:10:13] <Runaway1956> Kinda like self flagellation with assistance I guess
[16:10:24] * AndyTheAbsurd was going to exploit his white privilege and his male privilege and his thin privilege today!
[16:10:54] <chromas> you're stuck with your privilege forever and there's nothing you can ever do about it. weep and check
[16:10:55] <Runaway1956> Thin privilege? Some girls like 'em thin I hear.
[16:11:17] <chromas> the easier to sneak in the back door
[16:11:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> enh, I'm not *super* skinny, but I've made down into the "normal weight" category that so many Americans can't seem to get into.
[16:12:04] <Runaway1956> 20 more minutes - I'll install Folding, configure it, start the updates, then go to bed
[16:12:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> Having gone from 235 pounds to 180-ish pounds, though, I can say: people really do treat you differently.
[16:12:28] <Runaway1956> That hard drive yesterday? The boot partition is toast
[16:12:50] <Runaway1956> luckily, I have a separate /home so I haven't really lost anything more than time wasted
[16:13:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> Do you have a backup of /home?
[16:13:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> If not - you should make one, soon.
[16:13:22] <chromas> can you just rebuild the partition or is that part of the disk bad?
[16:13:23] <Runaway1956> I've got /home - separate partition
[16:13:32] <Runaway1956> but yeah, I've got a backup too
[16:14:01] <Runaway1956> I'm not sure exactly what is bad - I can't mount it from any OS I've tried
[16:14:25] <Runaway1956> The only "data" I lost was Folding, which installs itself to /opt/foldingathome
[16:15:15] <Runaway1956> This weekend, I'll delete the partition, and try to create a new partition - the drive itself may be toast, but I won't know until I try
[16:15:16] <chromas> it makes a lot of configuration files
[16:15:54] <Runaway1956> This is the first SSD I purchased. Fresh install is to another SSD just like it.
[16:15:57] <chromas> you can rebuild your partition table ;)
[16:16:22] <Runaway1956> Tried that - it appeared to corrupt more of the hard drive when I did
[16:16:35] <chromas> you know how to handle that situation
[16:16:42] <chromas> keep trying until it works
[16:16:45] <chromas> always force it in
[16:17:01] <Runaway1956> That, or use it for a paving stone
[16:17:50] <Runaway1956> BTW - if it don't fit, don't force it - use a post hole digger
[16:18:05] <Runaway1956> She'll thank you for it in the morning
[16:18:07] <chromas> sounds problematic
[16:18:30] <chromas> we need to teach men not to hotplug
[16:21:12] <Runaway1956> Download complete - I plan on pulling the covers over my head in about ten minutes now . . .
[16:21:36] <Runaway1956> Don't want to waste the farts
[16:30:55] <Runaway1956> nograb chromas
[16:34:59] <chromas> ~define docking station
[16:35:00] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03docking station: A platform into which you can install a penis. Male, female, mouth, vagina, or asshole.
[16:35:12] <chromas> no way
[16:35:21] <chromas> should be like a gay glory hole
[16:42:02] <Gravis> welp... i've logically destroyed EME: https://github.com
[16:42:04] <crutchfield> ^ 03EME undermines its stated purpose · Issue #156 · w3c/encrypted-media · GitHub
[16:43:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rooftop Solar Energy Could Provide Almost 40 Percent of U.S. Electricity - http://sylnt.us - here-comes-the-sun
[16:43:39] <Gravis> herro?
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[17:07:02] <Gravis> oh man... i was getting hammered by china
[17:07:46] <Gravis> installed sshgaurd. *sigh*
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[17:38:47] <Gravis> it would seem march madness was against my machine
[17:39:04] <Gravis> i sure wasted a lot of their time and they wanted in badly
[18:44:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Down Side of Your Sweet and Salty Addiction: Rapid Onset High Blood Pressure - http://sylnt.us - chefs-chocolate-salty-balls
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[19:04:53] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[19:04:54] <crutchfield> ^ 03Nation-wide radio station hack airs hours of vulgar “furry sex” ramblings | Ars Technica
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[21:13:34] <Gravis> logic, i use it: https://github.com
[21:13:34] <crutchfield> ^✓ 03EME undermines its stated purpose · Issue #156 · w3c/encrypted-media · GitHub
[21:16:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - There's an App for that TSA Random Search - http://sylnt.us - does-it-have-in-app-purchases?
[21:22:51] <Bytram> #submit http://phys.org "SpaceX to launch an ISS resupply mission from Cape Canaveral, FL on Friday April 8 at 4:43pm EDT (2043 GMT)"
[21:26:34] <Bytram> #smake MrPlow
[21:26:34] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a water balloon
[21:27:40] <blitzed> !BOMBAY
[21:27:45] <blitzed> CHEERS!
[21:27:59] <blitzed> Bombay Sapphire flavor of the day
[21:28:53] <blitzed> *LMAO* https://twitter.com
[21:28:54] <blitzed> lamers
[21:28:54] <crutchfield> ^ 03#NationalBeerDay hashtag on Twitter
[21:29:39] <blitzed> only one day
[21:30:01] <blitzed> at least this bastard looks to be havin some fun https://pbs.twimg.com
[21:34:03] <Subsentient> ~gday blitzed
[21:34:05] * exec implicitly tosses a wine flute of tagnuts to blitzed
[21:34:22] <Subsentient> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[21:34:22] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with infinite recursion
[21:42:15] <blitzed> howdy y'all
[21:50:16] <blitzed> I thought he drank a fifth of Jack Daniels every day? beer WTF? https://pbs.twimg.com
[21:50:53] <crutchy> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[21:50:54] <crutchfield> ^ 03Senate refuses to stop airlines from shrinking seat sizes - The Washington Post
[21:51:13] <crutchy> "The amendment also would have required the Federal Aviation Administration to set standards for the minimum amount of space airlines must provide passengers for their “safety, health and comfort.”
[21:51:16] <crutchy> lol
[21:51:36] <crutchy> dumb shits apparently don't realize that the FAA already dictates those
[21:52:04] <crutchy> they're not even standards, its in the damn federal aviation regulations
[21:56:39] <blitzed> I still think airlines should weigh the slaves, charge fatties more.
[21:57:09] <crutchy> actually to be fair the regulations are more to do with emergency egress and crash safety
[21:57:43] <crutchy> as long as those are met they could make the seat cushions out of rock if they wanted
[21:58:32] <blitzed> especialyl irks me when a buncha fatties bring kitchen sink with then and heaps of extra baggage to check in, and hav ethe nerve to squawk about paying extra fees for excess baggage...if I was the airline rep at the counter, I'd tell them to put their lard ass on the baggage scale
[21:58:36] * crutchy has been involved in aircraft seat certification... its very rigorous and expensive
[21:58:37] <blitzed> I'd get fired quick *LOL*
[21:58:45] <blitzed> I bet
[21:58:47] <crutchy> airlines don't arbitrarily reduce the size of seats
[21:59:01] <crutchy> because it would be illegal to use uncertified seats
[21:59:09] <blitzed> ah
[21:59:22] <blitzed> but they scrunch them closer together tho
[21:59:37] <crutchy> no they can't do that without re-certifying the floor structure
[21:59:40] <blitzed> sucks if you are tall, no leg room
[21:59:48] <crutchy> seat anchors are also very difficult to certify
[21:59:53] <crutchy> or seat rails
[21:59:58] <blitzed> ah
[22:00:06] <blitzed> all the behind the scenes stuff
[22:00:36] <crutchy> they gotta be designed for 18g forward loads and 4g side loads or something
[22:00:43] <crutchy> been a few years since i did any numbers on it
[22:01:23] <crutchy> there are also crash survivability regs
[22:02:04] * crutchy was involved in the design and certification of an aircraft seat base with a crumple zone
[22:02:57] <Gravis> blitzed: hey alcoholic, stfu and gtfo.
[22:04:26] <crutchy> i think from memory there's parts of the regs that go into as much detail as the arc that a passenger's head makes during an accident and making sure there are no points of impact within a certain arc
[22:04:28] <crutchy> or some shit
[22:04:47] <crutchy> anything to do with cabin certification is a damn nightmare
[22:06:12] <crutchy> i remember you gotta perform tests with anthropomorphic dummies n shit
[22:06:52] <blitzed> Gravis meh.
[22:07:02] <crutchy> anyway, off to workipoos i go
[22:07:05] <crutchy> TGIF
[22:07:06] <blitzed> l8r
[22:08:17] <blitzed> *cringe* DC hive of scum & villainy.
[22:09:26] <blitzed> wait, hive would denote that DC is orderly. den is the word.
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[23:27:07] <Bytram> ~submit http://phys.org "SpaceX to launch an ISS resupply mission from Cape Canaveral, FL on Friday April 8 at 4:43pm EDT (2043 GMT)"
[23:27:09] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[23:27:40] <Bytram> ~submit http://phys.org
[23:28:08] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org