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[00:07:51] <Pissanol-fooled> Hahahahahahahah
[00:08:51] <Pissanol-fooled> Eth is DEAD. I likilled that fucker. He died by my own hand.
[00:09:15] * Pissanol-fooled ejects a turd-shit
[00:09:19] <Pissanol-fooled> Hahahahahaha
[00:10:23] <Pissanol-fooled> fug, it's 5 pm
[00:10:23] <Pissanol-fooled> ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ
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[00:11:20] <Pissanol-fooled> OOOOYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
[00:12:04] <Pissanol-fooled> I will fight you bastards
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[00:31:33] <Ethanol-fueled> How many of you like PUNK ROCK?
[00:31:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Nobody?
[00:31:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, FUCK YOU TOO
[00:32:20] <Ethanol-fueled> This anthem is for those who like to DRINK, FIGHT, and FUCK.
[00:32:48] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:32:49] <systemd> ^ 03GG Allin - Drink, Fight and Fuck (1998) - YouTube
[00:37:52] systemd is now known as Timmah
[00:38:07] <Ethanol-fueled> GRRRRAHHHHRRRRRR
[00:38:08] Timmah is now known as T-Timmah
[00:38:29] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:38:30] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Wormboy - Marilyn Manson w/lyrics - YouTube
[00:39:33] <Ethanol-fueled> When you get to heaven,
[00:39:41] <Ethanol-fueled> YOU WILL WISH YOU'RE IN HELL.
[00:41:03] <Ethanol-fueled> THE WORLD SHUDDERS AS THE WORM GETS ITS WINGS.
[00:42:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Drinking is awesome.
[00:42:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Proof, that JESUS CHRIST wants man to be happy.
[00:43:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Rotten plant matter makes life awesome.
[00:44:00] <chromas> nah, jesus is The Man. Praise, worship, suffer children and put them on your lap
[00:45:18] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:45:19] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Cryptorchid - Marilyn Manson w/lyrics - YouTube
[00:47:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Mind Controlling Parasites Spread - http://sylnt.us - ubcs
[00:47:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus Christ could make himself useful by destroying Islam and Judaism.
[00:47:43] <Ethanol-fueled> I've softened about Christfags over the years.
[00:48:21] <Ethanol-fueled> NUKE MECCA
[00:48:25] <Ethanol-fueled> WITH PIG SHIT
[00:59:20] <takyon> ;psssssst
[00:59:22] <takyon> fyck yo
[00:59:31] <takyon> game over
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[00:59:41] <Ethanol-fueled> NEVER SAY GAME OVER.
[01:00:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus christ himself tried to kick me from life, he failed.
[01:00:25] <chromas> he also failed to sacrifice himself
[01:00:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not shuffling off this mortal coil until I'm ready, goddammit. \
[01:01:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I still have things to do. People to piss off. Battles to win.
[01:01:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Tacos to eat. Fat chicks to bone.
[01:02:28] <Ethanol-fueled> When I do die, it will be with a smile on my face. There is no possible way to make me feel bad. I've already won.
[01:03:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I had sex in my DAD'S CLASSROOM. I had my dick sucked in the back seat of a moving vehicle. I've had my semen samples saved in the freezer like Steak-Ums, and committed unnatural sadomasochism.
[01:03:49] <SirFinkus> neat
[01:04:18] <SirFinkus> nothing is unnatural about sadomasochism
[01:06:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, only if you subscribe to the summus bonerus
[01:06:08] <Ethanol-fueled> The natural state - man against man.
[01:07:04] <Ethanol-fueled> I will not rest until I penetrate Saharh Sharp's juicy butt.
[01:07:24] <Ethanol-fueled> She, in yoga pants, and a leopard-print tank top.
[01:07:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Me, in blackface, called jamal, extender armed.
[01:08:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Her, penetrated in every orifice, telling me that "those wimpy White computer guys can't please me like you can"
[01:08:21] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[01:19:15] <Ethanol-fueled> WE ARE DIAMOND DOGS.
[01:20:49] <Ethanol-fueled> *click click* LIBERTY OR DEATH!
[01:23:06] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:23:06] <Ethanol-fueled> tick
[01:23:06] <Ethanol-fueled> tick
[01:23:06] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Metallica - "Don't Tread On Me" - YouTube
[01:38:51] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:38:51] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Metallica - One (Full Lyrics) - YouTube
[01:41:26] <SirFinkus> just discovered marathon commercials
[01:41:27] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:41:28] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Marathon Gas Commercial 2010 - YouTube
[01:42:15] <SirFinkus> the one I saw on TV I thought was a parody
[01:42:25] <SirFinkus> in fact, I'm still not convinced that it's not
[01:42:54] <SirFinkus> driving down route 66 with a tank of AMERICAN SPIRIT
[01:43:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Aw, sheeit, nigga
[01:44:21] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:44:22] <T-Timmah> ^ 03MARATHON_30_Title_01_01Merge.mp4 - YouTube
[01:44:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Ouch, my leg is damaged.
[02:00:32] <Ethanol-fueled> SEEK AND DESTROY
[02:00:50] <Deucalion> EF - fine line.. don't be the wrong side of it mmmkay?
[02:01:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, sod off, sacksuck. BAN ME,
[02:02:47] * chromas abns ef to beta
[02:02:56] * chromas cna't splel
[02:03:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion will ban me.
[02:03:21] <Ethanol-fueled> righfully so.
[02:04:07] <Deucalion> I'd rather you reined yourself in EF rather than rely on me to babysit you. You know... that thing about being responsible for your own actions.
[02:05:56] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:05:57] <Ethanol-fueled> SUCXK MY DICK
[02:05:58] <T-Timmah> ^ 03The Misfits - Let's Blow This Town (92/187) - YouTube
[02:07:19] <Deucalion> .op
[02:07:19] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[02:07:35] <Deucalion> We have to go thru this again?
[02:08:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Go for it, bastid.
[02:08:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahahhheeeheehooooo!
[02:08:11] <Deucalion> I'd really rather not.
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[02:16:19] <Deucalion> .deop
[02:16:19] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
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[02:18:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amnesty International: Encryption is a Matter of Human Rights - http://sylnt.us - a-new-thing-the-kids-are-doing,-it's-called-encryption
[02:18:32] <Deucalion> .devoice
[02:18:32] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[02:24:49] <SirFinkus> full tank of FREEDOM
[02:26:34] <SirFinkus> http://www.marathonpetroleum.com
[02:26:34] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Marathon --- Get A Full Tank of Freedom
[02:27:06] <SirFinkus> scroll down for the commercial
[02:36:08] <Deucalion> Got a min for a PM SirFinkus ?
[02:36:31] <SirFinkus> aye
[02:37:59] * crutchy enjoys freedom whenever he expels a full tank of gas
[02:38:02] <crutchy> from himself
[02:38:43] <JamesNZ> TMI.
[02:39:35] <crutchy> :D
[02:43:26] <chromas> Too much indigestion
[02:51:45] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:52:36] <Bytram> !uid
[02:52:36] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6182, owned by hawkspaul1
[03:32:43] * Deucalion pokes Bytram
[03:33:23] * Bytram pokes Deucalion
[03:36:25] * Deucalion giggles and jiggles
[03:37:06] * Bytram pictures a bowl of anthropomorphisized jello
[03:37:24] * Bytram also wonders how in the world that should have been spelled
[03:41:41] <Deucalion> anthropomorphized? I get lost with the Z everywhere in US spelling over the UK S. But damn, that would be one word I would not enjoy getting at a spelling bee.
[03:43:50] <Bytram> i think u got it
[03:45:15] <Deucalion> My wiggly red line dictionary got it, I did not... what I typed was nowhere near.
[03:45:46] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[03:47:06] <Deucalion> OK - Vote UP..... #rss-bot needs to drop the HackerNews feed? Ya or Nay?
[03:47:22] <Bytram> nay
[03:47:54] <Bytram> but, I have no longer followed the Forbes feed ever since they pulled hat adblock blocking crap
[03:47:59] <Deucalion> I'll lead for Ya .... the #rss-bot channel is swamped with HN every few minutes and it drowns out everything else.
[03:48:06] <Bytram> s/ hat/ that/
[03:48:06] <sedctl> <Bytram> but, I have no longer followed the Forbes feed ever since they pulled that adblock blocking crap
[03:49:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google April Fool's Gmail Button Sparks Backlash - http://sylnt.us - spoonavision-inspires-dozens-of-startups
[03:51:26] <Deucalion> HN seems to be on a 10 minute cadence right now.... that can't be conducive to good journalism can it?
[03:52:08] <Bytram> would love to stay and chat, but was ready for bed when I got home from work, but then noticed there were only a couple more stories in the story queue and that we'd not make it until morning without pushing a few more out.
[03:52:31] <Bytram> no, I agree it's not... but once in a while I'll see something mentioned and it is my first source of it.
[03:52:36] <Deucalion> Thanks Bytram
[03:53:03] <Bytram> what I'd prefer is that it (rss-bot ?) stop link-shortening URLs
[03:54:00] <Deucalion> It seems to only shorten URLs for [SoylentNews] items... the others seem fully formed
[03:54:11] <Bytram> here's one: [HackerNews] - Code Maat: command line tool to mine and analyze data from version-control systems - http://sylnt.us
[03:54:13] <T-Timmah> ^ 03GitHub - adamtornhill/code-maat: A command line tool to mine and analyze data from version-control systems ( https://github.com )
[03:54:55] <Bytram> I'm not saying it happens all the time, but often enough to be annoying -- I fail to see the need for (what seems to me to be) obfuscating links
[03:54:58] <cmn32480> the link shortner works on soylentnew, and github
[03:55:25] <Bytram> okay. any idea why is shortens the links? why not leave them just as they are
[03:55:26] <cmn32480> it is limited in scope to only our URL's and github.com, I believe
[03:55:33] <cmn32480> no idea
[03:55:39] <cmn32480> but those are the limitations
[03:56:48] <Bytram> so, those are the only links that get shortened that you know of?
[03:56:56] <Deucalion> Personally I think link shorteners or obfuscaters need to die a painful death. I'm probably out of date in that opinion :D
[03:57:22] <Bytram> Deucalion: well, if you are out of date, that makes two of us.
[03:57:55] * Bytram almost wrote 'too of us' which, though wrong, has a bit of literary appeal to me.
[03:58:15] <Bytram> okay. needs sleep.
[03:58:20] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:59:09] <Deucalion> Seems to be something borne out of the twitter mindset - gotta cram this into an artificially limited message size... limited for no reason at all.
[04:00:44] <Deucalion> SMS format restrictions on a platform that has no such restriction... OK... if people like that I guess.
[04:02:50] <Bytram|away> which just leads to Rick Rolling, goatse, 2girls, etc.
[04:04:03] <Bytram|away> it's a shame... this story covers an interesting topic: https://elliot.land
[04:04:04] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Elliot Chance - It's Impossible to Validate an Email Address
[04:04:23] <Bytram|away> but, there are enough English languages mistakes in it to make one wonder about the content
[04:04:57] <Deucalion> I died already at the regex
[04:05:04] <Bytram|away> seems like a couple of salient points were found somewhere on the 'net and were posted to his blog, but that there was much more that was out there and NOT copied.
[04:05:07] <Bytram|away> nod nod
[04:05:19] <Bytram|away> specially since an e-mail addy can hafve [nested] comments
[04:05:51] <Bytram|away> john(hi)smith(there (and (there))@gmail.com == johnsmith@gmail.com
[04:06:25] <Bytram|away> regexp and recursion are not really good companions
[04:06:51] <Bytram|away> and with that bit of thought, I bid you all adieu
[04:06:53] <Deucalion> wtf is a "sub-address"? I thought we already coined a word for that well over a decade ago... an alias.
[04:07:00] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[04:07:02] * exec single-handedly flings a github of jesus juice at #Soylent
[04:07:28] <Deucalion> ~night Bytram|away
[04:07:36] <Deucalion> ~gnight Bytram|away
[04:07:38] * exec buttmagically slides a recycle bin of 05fresh shit to Bytram|away
[04:10:21] <Deucalion> Oh, I see.... the author seems to think the Google way of doing Bob+somealias@domain is the only way to do aliases. DNP/
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[05:31:14] <crutchy> we do use sylnt.us shortener for things other than bender feed
[05:31:18] <crutchy> not much but
[05:31:22] <crutchy> ~api
[05:31:24] <exec> sylnt.us/api
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[05:51:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Hide From Police in Los Angeles - http://sylnt.us - clever-cons
[05:51:35] <chromas> Just get outside the search radius for ~15 seconds and they'll go away
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[06:55:25] <Runaway1956> cool kids or not?
[06:55:34] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[06:55:34] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Children on Easter egg hunt form human arrow to direct British police to suspects | Fox News
[07:02:04] <crutchy> wow
[07:02:47] <crutchy> dunno about reporting it though. media obviously doesn't give a shit about the risk to the children of the perps taking revenge
[07:05:18] <chromas> How'd they know the guys running around were criminals on-the-run?
[07:05:32] <chromas> and why were they egg hunting on friday?
[07:08:15] <Runaway1956> I dunno anything more than is in the article - I wasn't one of the children present
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[07:08:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening, gentlemen.
[07:09:29] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:09:30] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Dirge of Cerberus - Counteroffensive [HQ] - YouTube
[07:09:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Good music.
[07:09:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Timmah is not funny.
[07:10:20] <T-Timmah> Timmuh!
[07:10:25] <Ethanol-fueled> All bogus DNA must be euthanized.
[07:10:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Would YOU like to be condemned to that existance?
[07:12:39] <Ethanol-fueled> All retard-babies should be euthanized.
[07:12:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Downs, microcephaly, et.c.
[07:17:11] <Ethanol-fueled> KILL. THE. REtards.
[07:31:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, the perogrammirs of NARC were on some serious shit when they made this game.
[07:31:33] <Ethanol-fueled> It must have been awesome to work for Midway or WIlliams in the late 80s early 90s
[07:32:34] <Runaway1956> You would like Rhode Island EF -- they are tired of retards too
[07:32:40] <Runaway1956> http://www.reuters.com
[07:32:41] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Executive quits over Iceland's cameo in Rhode Island ad: governor| Reuters ( http://www.reuters.com )
[07:34:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Those guys in the 80s snorted so much coke
[07:34:53] <Ethanol-fueled> IT's why the 80's had the most awesome toys, and cartoons. Because there was prime cocaine every fucking where.
[07:35:24] <Ethanol-fueled> What a decade of degeneracy.
[07:40:44] <Runaway1956> Has there ever been a decade of regeneracy?
[07:40:57] <Runaway1956> We could use about 50 of them, back to back
[07:41:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Pot rocks.
[07:42:05] <Runaway1956> I'm starting to think "fuck palmyra" - for every word about the people murdered there, there are twenty words for the stupid assed buildings - which are all wrecks anyway
[07:42:31] <Ethanol-fueled> The only, final solution is to destroy islam.
[07:42:35] <Ethanol-fueled> NUKE MECCA
[07:42:43] <Ethanol-fueled> BahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHOOOOOOOOOOO!
[07:43:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Cause the islamist religion to self-destruct.
[07:43:29] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Twill be a glorious day.
[07:46:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Booze is proof that JESUS CHRIST loves man and wants him to be happy.
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[07:48:27] <chromas> also proof that jews hate half-bloods
[07:48:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Jews show outwardly contempt for the goyim and anybody with a smidgen of goy blood.
[07:49:16] <chromas> like jesus
[07:49:24] <Ethanol-fueled> They are traumatized near birth, from the circumcision. They destroy anything in their path.
[07:49:51] <chromas> 'cause his real dad wasn't jewish. god raped mary, so obviously he was from da hood
[07:49:58] <Ethanol-fueled> They RULE AMERICA.
[07:50:15] <Ethanol-fueled> The DEADLIEST NATION ON EARTH.
[07:50:23] <chromas> new york, southern california and florida
[07:50:36] <chromas> holy shit! jewish concentrations form points of a triangle! CONSPIRACY!!
[07:51:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Jews also have enclaves in San Francisco and Chicago, of all places.
[07:51:21] <chromas> one more?
[07:51:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Many more.
[07:51:31] <chromas> perhaps 6 points, for a star of david
[07:51:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Brussels. Paris. Monte Carlo
[07:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Belgrade.
[07:52:33] <chromas> yhwh was right; they're spread like sand
[07:52:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Model 3 Pitched As an 'Affordable' Electric Car - http://sylnt.us - ev-fever
[07:52:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I am not opposed to a Jewish state. However, we must stop the fifth-columnists.
[07:52:43] <chromas> irritating
[07:53:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Nuke the Arabs.
[07:53:34] <chromas> the entire middle east
[07:53:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, yes. *rubs hands together*
[07:54:08] <chromas> then send in robots to extract the oil
[07:54:18] <Ethanol-fueled> GAY JEWISH ROBOTS
[07:54:48] <Ethanol-fueled> oil is obsolete. Lockheed finally did it, they made the fusion reactor.
[07:55:33] <chromas> GJR needs a remix
[07:56:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah. I will make a comeback here.
[07:56:06] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled — Gay Jewish Robots (Soylent 12" Extension Remix)
[07:56:23] <chromas> .mp3
[07:56:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Troll journals, more original music, and a sull-featured IRC bot.
[07:56:40] <Ethanol-fueled> s/sull/full/g
[07:56:40] <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> Troll journals, more original music, and a full-featured IRC bot.
[07:56:59] <chromas> sedctl: s/eat/ig/
[07:56:59] <sedctl> <chromas> <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> Troll journals, more original music, and a full-figured IRC bot.
[07:57:35] <Ethanol-fueled> That is the pinnacle of nerd humor.
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[08:00:52] <chromas> LaDarius: yo dawgg, gimme sum skin, gee. 'ey man, whattup
[08:01:11] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo sheeeeeeeit.......
[08:01:11] <LaDarius> sheeeeeeeit.......
[08:01:12] <chromas> hm
[08:01:25] <LaDarius> Sippin' onna forty, puffin onna BLUNT!
[08:01:26] <chromas> do jewish hoodlums say "gimme some foreskin"?
[08:02:02] <chromas> !yo semitic docking
[08:02:02] <LaDarius> semitic docking
[08:02:25] <LaDarius> Iss because I'm Black, aintit?
[08:02:55] * chromas gives LaDarius perpetual victim complex
[08:03:19] <Ethanol-fueled> AKA "THe race card"
[08:03:25] <LaDarius> Man, y'all White boys pissin me da fucc off!
[08:04:15] <Ethanol-fueled> If it werent for you, chromas, LaDarius would have never seen the light.
[08:04:25] <LaDarius> *PfffffffHAAAAAAAW!* Schlimma-Schlamma Ding-dong DIZZY!
[08:04:26] <chromas> not always; women also have pvc
[08:05:13] * chromas gives LaDarius' babymama 77% of the ⅗ compromise
[08:05:25] <LaDarius> Any White girls in here?
[08:05:54] <Ethanol-fueled> The RNG in VS works much better in 2012 version.
[08:06:25] <LaDarius> Sippin' onna forty, puffin onna BLUNT!
[08:06:28] <Ethanol-fueled> It must be horrible to be a good programmer working in VS 2010 for a living.
[08:06:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Or, worse, coding in VB. In 2016.
[08:07:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I will tell you bastards that there is plenty of c#/VB work in San Diego.
[08:07:25] <LaDarius> Justice for TRAYVON!
[08:07:32] * chromas wishes there were brogramming jerbs 'round here
[08:07:49] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, in dago there are tech jobs up the ass.
[08:08:01] <chromas> that's not all tha'ts up the ass
[08:08:04] <Ethanol-fueled> even scum like me can find one in 2 weeks.
[08:08:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, and by the way,
[08:08:18] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK CYMER.
[08:08:26] <LaDarius> Justice for TRAYVON!
[08:08:45] <Ethanol-fueled> To work for Cymer is to work on Maggie's Farm.
[08:09:26] <LaDarius> *PfffffffHAAAAAAAW!* Schlimma-Schlamma Ding-dong DIZZY!
[08:09:27] <chromas> LaDarius needs some string generators
[08:09:59] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, I am too busy with school and work at the moment.
[08:10:08] <chromas> LaDarius: go scrape chimpmania.com for comments
[08:10:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I will make an awesome bot
[08:10:19] <chromas> or .org for the opposite perspective
[08:10:26] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.ed.nl!image/image-2080392.JPG
[08:10:26] <LaDarius> Sippin' onna forty, puffin onna BLUNT!
[08:10:27] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Apache Tomcat/7.0.42 - Error report
[08:11:00] <chromas> Probably could use a longer jibba jabba timer
[08:11:26] <LaDarius> Ey! Can a brotha getta light fo' 'dis blizzie?
[08:11:28] <chromas> or work like tama, and only peep when nobody's talked in awhile
[08:11:42] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, when I set the timer length longer, the program exhibited undefined behavior.
[08:11:53] <chromas> How does the timer work?
[08:12:03] <chromas> Are you using a byte counter or something?
[08:12:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Naw, teh timer is fed by millis
[08:12:26] <LaDarius> *PfffffffHAAAAAAAW!* Schlimma-Schlamma Ding-dong DIZZY!
[08:12:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I think there is a rand thing in there
[08:12:32] <chromas> Or just leave the timer there, but have it generate a random number and only pipe up if the number's < 3 or something
[08:12:35] <Ethanol-fueled> mod rand bullshit
[08:13:24] <Ethanol-fueled> I could improve it, I'm just too tired nowadays.
[08:13:26] <LaDarius> You juss arrestin' me cuz I BLACK! PO-LICE brutality! Ow!
[08:13:49] <chromas> if I had Windows…
[08:14:16] <Ethanol-fueled> I never used Windows as much as I did becoming a computer science student.
[08:14:26] <LaDarius> Aw HEY-YELL NAW!
[08:14:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I was all linux until then.
[08:15:16] <Ethanol-fueled> every CS program has an algorithms class. We did ours in VB 2012
[08:15:26] <LaDarius> You juss arrestin' me cuz I BLACK! PO-LICE brutality! Ow!
[08:16:06] <Ethanol-fueled> My right calf is damaged.
[08:16:26] <LaDarius> Any White girls in here?
[08:17:26] <LaDarius> *PfffffffHAAAAAAAW!* Schlimma-Schlamma Ding-dong DIZZY!
[08:18:26] <LaDarius> *PfffffffHAAAAAAAW!* Schlimma-Schlamma Ding-dong DIZZY!
[08:18:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Too bad, really, because my data structures class was done in c++ with GCC
[08:19:26] <LaDarius> Ey! Can a brotha getta light fo' 'dis blizzie?
[08:19:30] <Ethanol-fueled> That bitch hated me, but she had experience coding avionics. I can respect that.
[08:20:26] <LaDarius> You juss arrestin' me cuz I BLACK! PO-LICE brutality! Ow!
[08:21:26] <LaDarius> Iss because I'm Black, aintit?
[08:22:26] <LaDarius> The fucc you starin' at, White boy?
[08:23:26] <LaDarius> *COUGH COUGH!* Whoo-WHEEEE!, dis foo be highah'n'aMUFUCCA!
[08:24:08] <Ethanol-fueled> LaDarius, It's time for a bullet in your dome. I'm sorry. I like you, but you can't exist here.
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[08:33:16] <crutchy> chromas, poutine is in #chat on freenode :D
[08:33:25] <crutchy> s/#/##/
[08:33:25] <sedctl> <crutchy> chromas, poutine is in ##chat on freenode :D
[08:33:36] <chromas> is he keeping up with his reputation?
[08:33:47] <crutchy> yup
[08:33:48] <crutchy> lol
[08:33:53] * chromas is raking in shekels on mechanical turk
[08:34:07] <crutchy> <poutine> again, I am a master level programmer, I'm well aware of what software bugs are, you had a bug
[08:34:14] <crutchy> lmao
[08:34:49] <chromas> well he likes to troll. master baiter
[08:35:05] <Ethanol-fueled> poutine ain't no troll.
[08:35:14] <crutchy> lol there was a debate about tampons for about an hour
[08:35:14] <Ethanol-fueled> REAL trolls call out the niggers.
[08:35:34] <chromas> that's not trolling; just giving factual statements ;)
[08:36:45] <crutchy> <GitGud> yeah swallow that salt and kill yourself, cunt
[08:37:02] <crutchy> good fun :)
[08:37:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, tell that sacksuck to sod off.
[08:37:20] <crutchy> lol
[08:37:32] <crutchy> he wasn't talking to me unfortunately
[08:38:22] <Ethanol-fueled> HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH, OH PLEASE GOT WAKE ME
[08:38:48] <Ethanol-fueled> PLEASE GOT
[08:38:52] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[08:42:06] <crutchy> praise jebus
[08:42:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:42:31] <T-Timmah> ^ 03Metallica - One - YouTube
[08:43:01] <Ethanol-fueled> He's a product of YOUR profession, not mine.
[08:46:54] <crutchy> my profession?
[08:47:13] <crutchy> fucking engineers
[08:47:33] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:47:33] <T-Timmah> ^✓* 03Metallica - One - YouTube
[08:54:15] <Ethanol-fueled> suck my dick, nigger.
[08:57:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I feel a change.
[08:58:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Back to a better day.
[08:58:57] <crutchy> lmao Ethanol-fueled you'll like this one dude
[08:58:58] <crutchy> <crazy_pete> i mean my god, natures purpose for sex is making babies. If getting a drop of snot in your twat traumatises you for life, what the hell are you going to do with a loaded diaper?
[08:59:10] <crutchy> (re: rape talk)
[08:59:26] <crutchy> #smakeadd a drop of snot in your twat
[08:59:26] <MrPlow> added: a drop of snot in your twat
[08:59:53] <crutchy> #smakeadd a loaded diaper
[08:59:53] <MrPlow> added: a loaded diaper
[09:00:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Bastards.
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[09:23:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unabomber Captured 20 Years ago Today - http://sylnt.us - unabomber's-manifesto==unafesto?
[09:33:47] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[09:33:49] <exec> 071233
[09:36:20] <Runaway1956> hey crutchy - what happened to crutchy_work ??
[09:37:29] <Runaway1956> The slackard hasn't contributed anything for - uhhhh - since Mar 7? You need to go visit him, break a knee for him, and promise to do worse if he doesn't pay his club fees
[09:37:38] <crutchy> still running a big fea job on it. hopefully wont be too much longer
[09:38:02] <Runaway1956> Oh - well - don't break a knee then - just a couple fingers
[09:38:13] <crutchy> :p
[09:38:25] <crutchy> gotta keep da boss happy
[09:38:42] * Runaway1956 is getting soft - the Mafioso would disown me
[09:43:25] * Runaway1956 would like to net install FAH at work, but he has sworn not to touch their fokking machines . . . .
[09:43:52] <crutchy> i haven't told my bosses, but i don't think they'd care
[09:44:24] <crutchy> at least its not downloading movies or porn
[09:44:41] <crutchy> we don't even have logins for our workstations at work
[09:44:43] <Runaway1956> my bosses may or may not care, but, politics - - - - there are those who would "take offense" if Runaway did anything useful for which they didn't get credit
[09:44:52] <crutchy> the only things with logins are the linux machines
[09:45:13] <crutchy> hah. yeah that's probably not worth the fuckery
[09:45:42] <Runaway1956> Maybe if I had been born a boot licker, life would be different, LOL
[09:46:00] * Runaway1956 has noticed that some people are happy to lick boots, then work upward
[09:46:05] <crutchy> thankfully i work for a small consultancy, and i'm one of the most nerdy :p
[09:46:27] * Runaway1956 is in awe of nerds
[09:46:33] <Runaway1956> LMAO
[09:46:38] <crutchy> i don't look after the windows shit. i just set up and manage the linux boxen
[09:46:51] <Runaway1956> Good God, how did you get that lucky?
[09:46:55] <crutchy> yeah me too. if i'm even a nerd i'm very lowly
[09:47:30] <crutchy> i'm an engineer with a knack for scripting, which is pretty handy for a small company
[09:47:36] <Runaway1956> Cool
[09:47:58] <crutchy> most of the work has been done at home in my own time though, so in some ways it could be seen as stupid
[09:48:11] <crutchy> now the stuff runs at work, and i look after it
[09:48:16] <Runaway1956> how about some printed signs, "Ze boxen ist broken"
[09:48:24] <Runaway1956> Think that would fuck with people's minds?
[09:48:24] <crutchy> lol
[09:49:00] <crutchy> whenever the apache log for the engineering server isn't empty, there's a pink bar that shows up in the drowser
[09:49:04] <crutchy> *browser
[09:49:11] <crutchy> that usually garners some attention
[09:49:29] <Runaway1956> alter that bar, heh?
[09:49:38] <crutchy> i made that bar :p
[09:50:00] <crutchy> its the pink bar of death
[09:50:14] <crutchy> the "ah shit something fucked up. your numbers might be total shit"
[09:50:45] <Runaway1956> Numbers schmumbers, I inserted a /0 in the mix
[09:50:54] <Runaway1956> not technically a number, lol
[09:51:11] <crutchy> most often its a 404 error and i just clear the log. one day i'll tweak it to ignore those :p
[09:51:38] <chromas> nah, just make it have moar colors
[09:51:42] <crutchy> lol
[09:51:53] <crutchy> i was thinking about adding some easter eggs
[09:51:58] <crutchy> i'm not very creative though
[09:52:29] <chromas> have it set a random tama string as the tooltip
[09:52:37] * Runaway1956 remembers multiconfig back in the days of MSDOS 5 - black screen with flashing red print
[09:52:48] <Runaway1956> the wife got dizzy looking at it
[09:53:13] <Runaway1956> It could cause your eyes to bleed
[09:53:19] <chromas> ~define multiconfig
[09:53:20] <exec> multiconfig: unable to find definition
[09:53:45] * crutchy doesn't remember multiconfig
[09:53:57] <crutchy> though i remember config.sys menus :)
[09:54:00] <Runaway1956> A multiconfig menu allowed you to boot predefined configurations
[09:54:23] <crutchy> oh maybe that's like a config.sys config
[09:54:33] <crutchy> s/config/menu/2
[09:54:33] <sedctl> <crutchy> oh maybe that's like a config.sys menu
[09:54:34] <Runaway1956> Basically, it was a config.sys menu,
[09:54:50] <Runaway1956> highly configurable - lemme find it, surely the documentation survives on the web
[09:54:56] <crutchy> i never got as fancy as adding color
[09:56:00] <crutchy> it was more just "boot with cd driver" "boot without cd driver" "boot to different l337 stuff" kinda menus
[09:56:28] <Runaway1956> As I recall, I was pissed at the wife for some inane reason, and I added the flashing menu colors just to piss her off as well
[09:56:36] <crutchy> lol
[09:56:50] <crutchy> lemme guess she ran doghouse.exe?
[09:57:22] <crutchy> i know my missus would have
[09:57:23] <Runaway1956> LMAO - I think she deleted some crap - we had hard drives measured in megabytes then
[09:57:39] <crutchy> ah
[09:57:47] <crutchy> when files were cherished
[09:58:07] <chromas> and you had to partition your hdd 'cause DOS couldn't see the whole 40MB
[09:58:13] <crutchy> and 1.44Mb was an entire lifetime of work
[09:58:22] <Runaway1956> My mistake - MSDOS 6.2 and 6.22 had the multiconfig http://www.uncreativelabs.net
[09:58:34] <crutchy> oh that might have been pre-1.44Mb fdd
[09:58:59] <Runaway1956> I think we had 1.44 at the time - can't remember for certain, I'm getting senile
[09:59:12] <crutchy> yeah i was just trying to think and drew a blank too
[09:59:40] <Runaway1956> We had graduated from the first 40MB hard drive, but still, multiple users used up a couple hundred meg quickly
[10:00:04] <crutchy> i used to tend my precious back up floppy regularly
[10:00:27] <crutchy> like the ancient tamagotchi that it was
[10:00:47] <crutchy> my kids don't even know about vhs
[10:00:56] * crutchy sighs
[10:01:35] <Runaway1956> Ehhhh - one day, we will be regarded as "The Missing Link" between early civilization and real civilization
[10:02:12] <Runaway1956> "But, teacher, how did early man even GET TO the electronic age?"
[10:02:50] <Runaway1956> "You mean they accidentally discovered how to make dumb rocks store electronic information?"
[10:03:06] <crutchy> "in the beginning there was the cold war"
[10:03:28] * crutchy wonders what sort of shit will happen in his kids lifetimes occasionally
[10:03:33] <Runaway1956> "But, Silica and magnetic iron are so very INEFFICIENT! You can't begin an electronic revolution with that kind of shit!"
[10:03:38] <chromas> It was the age-old quest to maximize the porn storage density
[10:03:45] <crutchy> lol
[10:03:45] <Runaway1956> LMAO
[10:03:59] <crutchy> vacuum tubes weren't powerful enough
[10:04:25] <chromas> well they could only hold some porn. transistors could store more porn
[10:04:27] <crutchy> technology advanced at quantum pace when star trek gave us... seven of nine
[10:05:04] <crutchy> it triggered the bewb revolution
[10:05:55] * chromas puts on star trek: the next titillation
[10:06:18] <crutchy> you mean star trek: voyuer
[10:06:34] * chromas sets phaser to vibrate
[10:06:57] <crutchy> ooh that will shift the klingons
[10:07:03] * Runaway1956 sets partner to vibrate
[10:07:17] <Runaway1956> "I'll be back in a couple hours to finish, Honey."
[10:07:23] <crutchy> lmao
[10:08:07] <Runaway1956> Note that it takes that long to fly to the corner asteroid for a load of cold beer
[10:08:28] <crutchy> oh damn. see that's why i do red wine
[10:08:39] <crutchy> speaking of which
[10:08:44] <crutchy> brb
[10:09:55] * Runaway1956 tries to remember why he though it a good idea to sign up for weatherchannel alerts
[10:10:18] <Runaway1956> yeah, they warn of tornadoes, but they also fill the inbox with meaningless shite
[10:10:34] <crutchy> shit. i dunno how long this bottle has been open for
[10:10:46] <crutchy> tastes alright
[10:10:52] <Runaway1956> Taste it, if it's still good, enjoy.
[10:10:58] <crutchy> yup :)
[10:11:11] <Runaway1956> If it tastes like shit, guzzle it down and go for some Mad Dog 20/20
[10:11:13] <crutchy> only got a couple of bottles left
[10:11:16] <crutchy> lol
[10:19:29] <Runaway1956> Oh hell -- ebay is trying to tell me to get off my dead ass - "Get your garden started NOW!"
[10:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:26:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2415
[10:36:40] <crutchy> redgut++
[10:36:40] <Bender> karma - redgut: 5
[10:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> awesome, think i fixed testbot
[10:47:38] <crutchy> noice
[10:47:50] <crutchy> i been thinking about breaking exec, but cmn32480 might hurt me
[10:48:02] * crutchy has had that tinkering urge
[10:48:38] * Runaway1956 overheard exec talking about tweaking crutchy
[10:49:47] <crutchy> i'm already a lost cause
[10:51:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's just that the wife has first dibs on any tweaking to you.
[11:25:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Futuristic Suit Lets you Feel What It's Like to be an Old Man - http://sylnt.us - what-a-drag-it-is-growing-old-♩♩♫♪♩
[11:25:28] <cmn32480> go fer it cruthchy
[11:25:33] <cmn32480> go fer it crutchy
[11:25:44] <cmn32480> but before you update, let me take a full back up
[11:27:29] <cmn32480> done
[11:27:31] <cmn32480> tinker away
[11:31:52] <chromas> old man? Probably you just need to move cinder blocks all day the day before
[11:31:59] <chromas> Then you'll feel old
[12:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, testbot coming along nicely
[12:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, got smakes working so that's enough testbot for today.
[12:37:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll add ##youtube and ##redtube to him tomorrow.
[12:44:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait, i need to write smakeadd
[12:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> that should be an easy one though.
[12:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe a dozen lines of code total
[12:56:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Possible Viking Find Could Rewrite North American History - http://sylnt.us - rewrite-it-in-runes
[12:57:22] <chromas> and #smakedel
[12:57:35] <chromas> or at least #smakeundo
[13:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, if i did it'd be admin-only. don't want some wiseass deleting all the smakes.
[13:24:33] <Runaway1956> #smake chromas
[13:24:33] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a small trout
[13:24:45] <Runaway1956> small trout? WTF?
[13:24:58] <chromas> Were you expecting a different size?
[13:25:03] <Runaway1956> Unless MrPlow has a small trouser trout
[13:47:13] <chromas> #smakeadd a small trouser trout
[13:47:13] <MrPlow> added: a small trouser trout
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[15:47:40] <SoyCow3810> HAI GUISE
[15:47:54] <SoyCow3810> I am nig-man.
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[16:51:11] <Soilence> Go to http://www.truthcontest.com , read the top entries, and spread the truth. This will blow your mind. As said in the books, the truth is like water, and it will slip through your fingers. The translations are available on http://www.truthcontest.com
[16:51:13] <shekel> ^ 03The Truth Contest | What is the Ultimate Truth?
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[19:12:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Wuttup niggas
[19:13:44] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest43168
[19:14:02] <SoyGuest43168> Iron_Maiden++
[19:14:02] <SoyGuest43168> FUCK
[19:14:02] <SoyGuest43168> FUCKLING FUCKI BASDERASSD
[19:14:02] <SoyGuest43168> SHIT
[19:14:02] <Bender> karma - iron_maiden: 1
[19:16:18] <SoyGuest43168> White man came across the sea He brought us pain and misery He killed our tribes killed our creed He took our game for his own need
[19:16:29] <SoyGuest43168> We fought him hard we fought him well Out on the plains we gave him hell But many came too much for Cree Oh will we ever be set free?
[19:17:06] <SoyGuest43168> Riding through dust clouds and barren wastes Galloping hard on the plains Chasing the redskins back to their holes Fighting them at their own game Murder for freedom the stab in the back Women and children are cowards attack
[19:17:07] <SoyGuest43168> RUN TO THE HILLLLLLS
[19:17:45] <SoyGuest43168> RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSS
[19:20:17] <SoyGuest43168> Iron Maiden Rocks.
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[19:20:54] <Ethanol-fueled> What?
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[19:22:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahhhh,
[19:22:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Thomas_hobbes++
[19:22:32] <Bender> karma - thomas_hobbes: 1
[19:23:12] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[19:23:13] <shekel> ^ 03Madonna - Vogue (video) - YouTube
[19:25:27] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHA
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[19:30:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[19:30:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off, bastards.
[19:32:06] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[19:32:07] <shekel> ^ 03Unique Exorcism Update 2016 - itsUncommon.org - HiveChurch.org - YouTube
[19:32:19] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
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[19:35:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I am, the goddamn devil.
[19:36:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Trust me , baby, I dont lie.
[19:37:25] <Ethanol-fueled> There will be torture and pain.
[19:37:38] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHA
[19:37:48] <swiss> Ethanol-fueled: how's your weekeing?
[19:37:51] <swiss> weekending*
[19:39:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off, you fag-ass cunt-suck
[19:40:27] <Ethanol-fueled> *cracks knuckles*
[19:42:15] <swiss> I went to a gay bar last night for a friend's birthday
[19:42:17] <swiss> you would have loved it
[19:43:27] <Ethanol-fueled> gay bars++
[19:43:51] <swiss> the prescint, down in Downtown LA
[19:44:19] <Ethanol-fueled> FRuck lA
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[20:02:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Walking Fish Likened to Tetrapods - http://sylnt.us - story-sounds-fishy
[20:19:13] <chromas> swiss: did you sneak in through the back door?
[20:21:39] <swiss> chromas: hue
[20:21:51] <swiss> i paid the $5 cover charge for both me and the GF
[20:22:23] <swiss> then i was talking to some guys from the party, and the manager of the club came over and told me to let him know if there's anything I needed or wanted... apparently I attracted customers for them
[20:23:14] <chromas> It's your nerd cred. They know you hang out in soylent irc
[20:24:13] <swiss> ahh
[20:24:21] <swiss> and here i thought it was my boyish good looks
[20:36:23] <chromas> or you girlfriend's boyish good looks ;)
[21:06:39] <alexbst> boy with tits
[22:03:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ubuntu on Windows Followup - http://sylnt.us - how-deep-can-you-stack-the-turtles?
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[22:47:16] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[22:52:07] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[22:52:42] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Bytram
[22:53:09] <Bytram> heya!
[22:53:22] <Bytram> how ewe bee?
[22:53:50] <BadCoderFinger> Not bad, still the weekend so it's still beer time. How are you?
[22:54:37] <Bytram> pretty tired... haven't gotten a full night's sleepin over a week. think it's catching up with me. other than that, pretty good!
[22:56:16] <BadCoderFinger> Can't skimp on the sleep, man.
[22:56:35] <Bytram> NOW you tell me!?!! ;)
[22:57:33] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[22:58:00] <Bytram> one of my favorites: "Don't tell me I am burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where I can find more WAX!"
[23:03:32] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, but your body will make you catch up on sleep, heh.
[23:04:08] <Bytram> that is true, for sure!
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[23:34:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Video Vigilante Uses Drone to Wage War Against Prostitutes and Johns - http://sylnt.us - world's-oldest-profession
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[23:48:47] <SirFinkus> what a spoilsport