#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-01

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[00:14:12] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[00:14:13] <systemd> ^ 03I Fooled the Internet with a Petition to Allow Guns at the Republican Convention | VICE | United States
[00:20:59] <mythterj> Gaahhh! My eyes!!!
[00:21:16] <mythterj> Site has jaundice ...
[00:23:34] <takyon> i figured out a way to deal with the site theme
[00:23:44] <takyon> set thresholds to -1 and -1 so that all comments are already expanded
[00:24:43] <crutchy> http://polish-rps.duckdns.org
[00:24:45] <systemd> ^ 03Join | Asynchronous Rock Paper Scissors Tournament 2016 - Poland
[00:25:46] <cmn32480> ~rps sprsprpsrpsrpsrpsprsprsprsprsprpsrpsrposrpspr
[00:25:47] <exec> syntax: ~rps [ranks|r|p|s]
[00:25:47] <exec> rankings: http://ix.io
[00:25:48] <exec> help: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[00:26:02] <cmn32480> ~rps sprsprpsrpsrpsrpsprsprsprsprsprpsrpsrpsrpspr
[00:26:03] <exec> sequence trimmed
[00:26:04] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 5 - http://ix.io
[00:26:22] <crutchy> ~rps p
[00:26:23] <exec> rank for crutchy: 6 - http://ix.io
[00:27:06] <cmn32480> apparently we suck at this game crutchy
[00:27:16] <crutchy> yeah looks that way
[00:28:06] <crutchy> just hope that the handicap makes more sense now
[00:28:25] <takyon> ~rps rspsprpsprpprpspprsrsprpsprpsppsrsprpsprs
[00:28:27] <exec> sequence trimmed
[00:28:27] <exec> rank for takyon: 2 - http://ix.io
[00:28:28] <crutchy> kinda sorta seems to
[00:28:59] <crutchy> ~rps r
[00:29:01] <exec> rank for crutchy: 4 - http://ix.io
[00:29:02] <cmn32480> ~rps pppppppppppppppp
[00:29:03] <exec> sequence trimmed
[00:29:03] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 6 - http://ix.io
[00:29:12] <cmn32480> ~rps rrrr
[00:29:14] <exec> sequence trimmed
[00:29:14] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 6 - http://ix.io
[00:30:16] <crutchy> hmm. i guess that makes sense. equal wins and losses results in a handicap of zero
[00:34:18] <cmn32480> is it wrong that I am thinking about IHOP for dinner?
[00:36:24] <crutchy> what's ihop?
[00:36:39] <cmn32480> International House of Pancakes
[00:36:52] * crutchy is going on a date with the missus tonight
[00:36:56] <cmn32480> http://www.ihop.com
[00:36:58] <systemd> ^ 03Welcome to IHOP
[00:37:00] <cmn32480> WOOT!
[00:37:00] <crutchy> no kids!
[00:37:05] <cmn32480> !woop
[00:37:05] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[00:37:22] <cmn32480> don't forget the condoms... or you end up w/ more kids
[00:37:43] <crutchy> nah i doubt there'll be any of that with wifey's back problem
[00:38:27] <crutchy> she's also got funky hormones
[00:38:43] <cmn32480> have her lay down and you do all the work
[00:39:30] <cmn32480> I'm gonna go get a steak for dinner
[00:39:46] <cmn32480> if I don't see you have a good Date crutchy
[00:40:03] <cmn32480> and EVERY woman has funky hormones
[00:40:08] <crutchy> i'll probably get steak too
[00:40:15] <crutchy> will be good
[00:40:19] <cmn32480> copy cat
[00:40:23] <crutchy> well, it better be for the price :|
[00:46:53] <mythterj> Watching my CPU utilization under Linux, that Sliding, and digging, and twinkeling on the site keeps both cores pegged. Dont see them at all on windows.
[00:48:21] <crutchy> twinkling?
[00:54:13] <mythterj> Stars in the background of the yellow version of the page.
[00:56:03] <mythterj> You don't see this?
[00:58:07] <paulej72> A gif background pegging your cores
[00:58:43] <crutchy> firefox is getting shitter
[01:00:02] <mythterj> Yup. Seen this before too. When there are two gifs, each one takes affinity to a different core. It was Chrom by the way.
[01:00:04] <paulej72> Yep
[01:00:40] <paulej72> POS browsers
[01:00:40] <mythterj> Not on windows. In fact I havent seen the yellow theme on windows yet.
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[01:11:32] <paulej72> Bottom line of scrimmage in a while ago but the fact I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the best of the year and I don't think that I have a great way of the year and I don't think that I have a great way of life and the first half of the year o
[01:11:32] <paulej72> high quality of life and
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[01:14:57] <SirFinkus> I like the new game on the homepage
[01:15:06] <SirFinkus> "clock the candy bar"
[01:15:11] * SirFinkus waits for his free ipad
[01:18:02] <Runaway1956> A spider with penile barbs is a different species from spiders without penile barbs? That's a April Fool's submission, right?
[01:18:24] <chromas> You consider them the same species?
[01:18:56] <Runaway1956> sounds like male and female of the same species - clicking links to look at them -
[01:19:22] <chromas> Docking Spiders
[01:23:45] <Runaway1956> And, there are spiders on Mars, just like David Bowie says . . . . maybe it's just me, but I'm having credibilty issues with this story
[01:29:59] <Runaway1956> Some kook guns down a cop in Richmond
[01:34:28] <crutchy> Runaway1956, i thought the spiders were on the moon
[01:34:33] <crutchy> apollo 18 found them
[01:34:51] <crutchy> it was even made into a movie so it must be true
[01:35:43] <chromas> "kook"?! racis!
[01:35:54] <chromas> oh wait, that's "gook". well, that's fine then
[01:36:03] * crutchy is ttttttrrrrigggggerrrreeddddd
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[01:41:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gallium Oxide: Power Electronics’ Cool New Flavor - http://sylnt.us - making-hot-cool
[01:41:26] * Bytram was able to use AdBlockLatitude on Pale Moon (windows) to block: underconstruction, april1, and twinkle -- my mobile, OTOH, poor thing does not like it at all
[01:41:38] <Bytram> is only one day; nice prank
[01:42:27] <Runaway1956> The racist chatbot is back online - http://www.reuters.com
[01:42:28] <systemd> ^ 03Microsoft's artificial intelligence 'chatbot' messes up again on Twitter| Reuters ( http://www.reuters.com )
[01:42:52] <Runaway1956> briefly, anyway
[01:55:39] <SoyCow1654> Tay, if only Siri was a racist
[01:59:51] <Runaway1956> http://edition.cnn.com
[01:59:52] <systemd> ^ 03Former Texas death row inmate accused of sex slavery - CNN.com
[02:02:46] <chromas> If Siri can learn anything from its users, I'm sure it'll become a hipster any time now
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[02:44:18] <Gravis> dammit... april 1st came early
[02:46:49] <Deucalion> Welcome to the late 90s :D
[02:46:54] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: theming fail: https://soylentnews.org
[02:46:54] <systemd> ^✓ 03SN article: Deadline to Comment About DMCA Safe Harbor Approaching: 4/1/2016 11:59 PM ET 04(0 comments)
[03:01:18] <paulej72> ~moo
[03:01:19] <exec> (__)
[03:01:19] <exec> (oo)
[03:01:19] <exec> /------\/
[03:01:19] <exec> / | ||
[03:01:20] <exec> * /\---/\
[03:01:20] <exec> ~~ ~~
[03:01:21] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[03:06:32] <Gravis> oww... a nice development for batteries.
[03:06:39] <Gravis> ~submit http://spectrum.ieee.org
[03:06:44] <Gravis> #submit http://spectrum.ieee.org
[03:06:45] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[03:06:56] <Gravis> piece of shit motherfucker
[03:07:08] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[03:09:56] <Deucalion> exec delivers... wait... do we have 2x ~exec triggers in here?
[03:10:30] <Deucalion> newp... I just failed to read..
[03:10:31] <cmn32480> one was MrPlow
[03:11:17] <Deucalion> cmn32480, I missed the diff between ~submit and ~#submit.... I'm not having a good day
[03:11:31] <cmn32480> is ok
[03:11:53] <cmn32480> I'm 2 hours behind.. basically finished the job today.. and can't catch an earlier flight tomorrow
[03:12:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wireless-Powered Network Gets its Fair Share - http://sylnt.us - batteries-not-included
[03:12:13] <cmn32480> so I get to siit here with my thumb planted squarely en-rectum making it look like I'm busy
[03:12:36] <Deucalion> In the office or hotel?
[03:12:56] <cmn32480> at their office
[03:13:23] <paulej72> Solitaire to the rescue
[03:13:33] <Deucalion> Billed by the hour rather than the job?
[03:13:46] <cmn32480> by the day
[03:13:55] <cmn32480> so if I show up tomorrow, we get paid.
[03:14:12] <cmn32480> good thing I have steam on this laptop
[03:14:16] <Deucalion> aye, time-based. SO you can't just pack up and "my job here is done".
[03:14:18] <paulej72> 5 minutes and you are done
[03:14:57] <cmn32480> problem is that I can't get an earlier flight then my scheduled 630om flight (landing at midnight)
[03:15:26] <Deucalion> 630 oms sounds quite calming... does that come with whale song too?
[03:15:30] <paulej72> Anything to do in town
[03:16:25] <cmn32480> it's denver... so probably
[03:16:49] <cmn32480> I'd almost rather sit standby to TRY to get an earlier flight
[03:17:30] <Deucalion> Heh... find Horace Goes Skiing... that always passes the time :D
[03:17:33] <cmn32480> I'll eat good before I go to the airport and sleep from the time I sit down
[03:17:38] <cmn32480> shit.. forgot to check in
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[03:18:06] <Deucalion> Flights.. unless flying 1st... just sleep through the bastards.
[03:21:16] <cmn32480> woohoo A2
[03:21:22] <cmn32480> that means I get an exit row
[03:21:29] <cmn32480> shortest guy on the plane
[03:24:02] <Deucalion> So you don't get to travel with you knees around your ears?
[03:25:42] <cmn32480> yep!
[03:28:13] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
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[03:45:46] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[04:43:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Want to Know How Earth Got its Gold - http://sylnt.us - we-are-stardust,-we-are-golden-♫♪♩♬
[04:45:58] <julian> The 1. April theme makes me angry
[04:46:25] <chromas> Because it doesn't have a spinning email icon?
[04:47:54] <julian> It's not bad *enough*, it makes me think someone sincerely is proposing it as a good idea
[04:49:55] <cmn32480> it'll probably stay on as an option...
[04:51:28] <cmn32480> needs a counter at the bottom too
[04:54:07] <chromas> And some "click here" links
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[06:16:25] <julian> I can't get rid of the theme now
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[06:30:05] <AAAARG> AAARG! My eyes!
[06:30:14] <AAAARG> That is all. Great joke.
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[06:44:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Submarine Cable to Connect Australia to Singapore - http://sylnt.us - easier-than-connecting-Singapore-to-Australia
[08:16:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Says People Who Continuelly Point Out Typos Are Jerks - http://sylnt.us - their-everyware
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[09:43:19] <Subsentient> The wheel goes round, and now it's come full circle. There is no surprise here, just disappointment. Thought I had made myself immune to that.
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[09:47:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Having a Fridge Laser Could Spare you from Food Poisoning - http://sylnt.us - Klingons-Rejoice
[10:06:38] <alexbst> I for one welcome our new site redesign.
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[10:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:29:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2411
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[10:34:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's going to be a rough morning looking for news on sites that aren't ours.
[10:35:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> my coffee's gonna have to earn its pay today
[10:35:10] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[10:35:10] <Bender> karma - tea: 545
[10:35:11] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[10:35:11] <Bender> karma - tea: 546
[10:35:12] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[10:35:12] <Bender> karma - tea: 547
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[10:37:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> you scared him off, sheep molester
[10:39:25] * JamesNZ blames coffee
[10:40:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i didn't make it scary strong today; only normal strong.
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[10:41:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, boss
[10:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, that's the other soycow not nc
[10:47:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn you, TPB, you went even more retro than me this year! https://torrentfreak.com
[10:47:24] <systemd> ^ 03The Pirate Bay Reveals New "Climate Saving" Design - TorrentFreak
[10:49:10] <SoyCow1654> mornin (not NC)
[10:51:24] <chromas> You are now ;)
[10:52:46] * TheMightyBuzzard emails SoyCow1654 of NCommander's ssh keys and the master password list
[10:55:34] <SoyCow1654> my evil plot has succeeded! Muahahahahahaha
[10:56:59] * NCommander whacks TheMightyBuzzard
[11:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, joke's on him. i emailed him the pubkeys. you can now proceed to root his box and download all his pr0n
[11:13:19] <NCommander> lololol
[11:13:36] * NCommander is sitting in a hostel in Mongolia mulling life (and fudge)
[11:15:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, proper mongolia not some town named after the area?
[11:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, i need a smoke and to start on a grocery list
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[11:48:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reddit (Probably) Receives a National Security Letter: Warrant Canary Missing in Action - http://sylnt.us - it's-a-dead-parrot
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[12:57:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> ....this April Fools Day skin...
[12:58:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...it's properly hideous, so good job, guys.
[12:59:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> actually, let me revise that to "properly hideous without being unreadable"
[13:00:01] <paulej72> hello all
[13:19:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SCO Intends to File Appeal in Lawsuit Against IBM - http://sylnt.us - zombie-case-won't-die
[13:30:41] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[13:30:43] * exec half-heartedly vomits an animated gif of the chron on #soylent
[13:30:46] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:30:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2412
[13:38:30] * cmn32480 is happy to be heading home today
[13:42:21] <Runaway1956> Oh hell - firefox really is eating a lot of CPU cycles - I'm not sure whether to blame it on the April Fool's deco, but it's eating cycles.
[13:43:04] <Runaway1956> Between 6 and 8 % of CPU - on a twelve core system?
[13:43:24] <cmn32480> close 38 or 40 of your pen tabs
[13:44:41] <Runaway1956> I just killed Firefox, Opera developer edition has a buttload of tabs open, and it's only eating 1.25 to 2.8 CPU
[13:46:40] <Runaway1956> Reopened Firefox, I see the same thing - selectively closing tabs to see which one is hogging all the CPU
[13:46:55] <cmn32480> Firefox does the same shit chrome does... leave it open too long and it jsut grows and growas and growes
[13:47:24] <paulej72> Runaway1956: FF hates the animation on the 4/1 theme
[13:47:46] <cmn32480> jebus
[13:48:06] <cmn32480> FF has 5% of my CPU, and 725M of RAM
[13:48:15] <Runaway1956> Yes, I think maybe you're right paulej72 - I closed two soylent pages, and IGHome
[13:48:26] <Runaway1956> I'm down to next to zero CPU now.
[13:48:40] <cmn32480> FAH has 75%
[13:49:50] <Runaway1956> On mine, FAH has 75% of ten cores, GPU1 uses about 8% of one core, and GPU2 uses about 7% of the remaining core
[13:50:33] <Runaway1956> Well, the CPU core fluctuates between 75 and 80, with an occasional spike up to about 85
[13:51:31] <cmn32480> anyway... I gotta get to my customer site
[13:51:39] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - I finally broke a million
[13:51:44] <cmn32480> you kids have a good day
[13:51:47] <cmn32480> !woop
[13:51:47] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[13:51:48] <Runaway1956> Well, se ya later man
[13:51:56] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylen
[13:51:59] * exec unnecessarily queefs a coffee++ mug of political correctness at #soylen
[13:52:05] <cmn32480> on the upside.. I get to go home today
[13:52:49] <Runaway1956> Can't be having that - you should be good for another 90 days
[13:53:31] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[13:53:33] <exec> 071250
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[14:02:42] <Runaway1956> Stay away from Canada, people. Shit's gettin' real up there!
[14:02:48] <Runaway1956> http://www.ctvnews.ca
[14:02:48] <systemd> ^ 03Sask. murder suspect escapes after officers ambushed | CTV News ( http://www.ctvnews.ca )
[14:03:09] <Runaway1956> Those Canucks are dangerous!
[14:03:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh crap! There's one sitting in the cube next to me right now!
[14:03:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> What should I do!?
[14:03:49] <Runaway1956> Well, don't stare at him!
[14:04:03] <Runaway1956> No telling what he might do if you alert him to your awareness!
[14:04:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> Oh, wait, he's from Quebec - Quebec doesn't really count as "Canada", does it?
[14:04:26] <Runaway1956> Ehhhhh - depends on the mood he's in - and whether he has any Native American blood.
[14:04:57] <Runaway1956> If he talks like a Parisian, then nothing to worry about.
[14:09:56] <Bytram> ~folding-rank
[14:09:58] <exec> 071250
[14:11:48] <Bytram> was just a small gain on that step. Went from: 18,152,042 pts / 3,898 Work Units to 18,168,787 / 3,911
[14:12:47] <Runaway1956> 1250 - we should break that magic barrier of 1200 on Tuesday . . . individual stats for all of us on extremeoverclocking then
[14:12:55] <Bytram> looks like we are still on track to reach the top 1000 within a month or so.
[14:13:05] <Bytram> Runaway1956: yup!
[14:13:30] * Bytram tries to remember when the team was started
[14:15:48] <Bytram> looks like: 2016-02-08_17:13:29 <SirFinkus> like a folding@home team?
[14:16:07] <Runaway1956> I couldn't say - I know that some of you had a huge headstart on me when I started
[14:17:29] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[14:17:29] <systemd> ^✓ 03SN article: Official Soylent News Folding@Home Team 04(65 comments)
[14:17:59] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[14:18:00] <systemd> ^ 03SN Submission by Sir Finkus: Official Soylent News Folding@Home Team
[14:19:09] <Bytram> looks likethe story was submitted at: Friday February 12, @03:47AM
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[14:27:47] <Bytram> this looks to be the origin: 2016-02-08_17:38:22 <SirFinkus> http://fah-web.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=230319
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[14:27:49] <systemd> ^ 03Team 10's contributions to Folding@home ( http://fah-web.stanford.edu )
[14:28:52] <Bytram> which marked the completion of this: 2016-02-08_17:13:18 <SirFinkus> curious, do we have a SN distributed computing project?
[14:29:26] <Runaway1956> We could distribute TMB maybe . . . .
[14:29:46] <Runaway1956> Tron, the Mighty Buzzard
[14:29:57] <Bytram> so, in just over 52 days, we are on the cusp of breaking into the top 1200!
[14:30:02] <Bytram> lolk
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[14:30:40] <Runaway1956> Well - it appears we have some members with serious machines. Or, lots of machines.
[14:34:54] <Bytram> http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[14:34:55] <systemd> ^ 03Team 10's contributions to Folding@home ( http://fah-web.stanford.edu )
[14:35:40] <Bytram> sadly, our number one contributor has apparently been on hiatus for the past few days. :(
[14:38:14] <Runaway1956> Kurenai? He showed up on my overtake thingy on the site that only works sometimes
[14:38:22] <Runaway1956> d.c. something or other
[14:38:31] <Runaway1956> freedc
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[14:38:43] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Aphrodite
[14:39:37] <Runaway1956> HA! The wife just left, so I can turn FAH on her computer on
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[14:40:22] <Runaway1956> She hates to see her CPU usage over about ten percent - "It's going to melt down! And, the GPU isn't supposed to get that hot!"
[14:40:58] <SoyCow0108> sup
[14:41:31] <SoyCow0108> (_))===========D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (__!__)
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[14:43:34] * Runaway1956 liked it better when cows just mooo'd
[14:43:43] <nick> :( seller cancelled an auction i won on ebay
[14:43:48] <nick> tis a sad day
[14:43:53] <Runaway1956> Nowadays, they wander in, mutter something inane, then disappear
[14:44:39] <Runaway1956> Did that once, nick - I wasn't happy about it, but the seller was understanding, didn't make a fuss, so my rating didn't go down
[14:45:17] <nick> like it's fair enough, good reason and refunded
[14:45:38] <nick> but now i'm going to have to look for another copy of Goldeneye on the N64
[14:45:49] <nick> preferably one that still has its box
[14:50:12] <Runaway1956> Let's not tell cmn that this card is on sale - http://www.ebay.com
[14:50:12] <systemd> ^ 03MSI GeForce GTX 980 4GD5 OCV1 | eBay
[14:50:49] <Runaway1956> 4612 gflops - not the most powerful of GPU's, but pretty damned awesome
[14:51:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Infinite Asynchronous Play-by-IRC Rock/Paper/Scissors Game on SoylentNews IRC - http://sylnt.us - it-is-exec-ptional
[14:53:46] <_NSAKEY> ~rps
[14:53:48] <exec> syntax: ~rps [ranks|r|p|s]
[14:53:48] <exec> rankings: http://ix.io
[14:53:48] <exec> help: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[14:54:18] <Bytram> http://www.itworld.com
[14:54:19] <systemd> ^ 03Flaw in popular door controllers allow hackers to easily unlock secure doors | ITworld ( http://www.itworld.com )
[14:54:28] <Bytram> ~rps p
[14:54:29] <exec> rank for martyb: 5 - http://ix.io
[14:54:37] <_NSAKEY> ~rps s
[14:54:39] <exec> rank for _nsakey: 4 - http://ix.io
[14:54:43] <Bytram> nice
[14:54:58] <Bytram> would be nicer if the reply gave a bit more detail, though.
[14:55:43] <Bytram> ~rps p
[14:55:44] <exec> rank for martyb: 3 - http://ix.io
[14:56:49] <Runaway1956> Ohhhh - noes! Takyon is gaining on me! http://ix.io
[14:57:29] <Bytram> I suspect your best strategy at this point is to hold where you are at
[14:58:13] <Bytram> you are just above the normal 33% distribution; over time, one would expect that others will drop back to 33%
[14:59:23] <Bytram> afk biab
[15:00:08] <Runaway1956> That flying soylent monster . . . .
[15:00:56] * nick throws $50 away on a parking fine
[15:01:11] * nick shakes fist at the powers that be for ruining his parking routine
[15:01:28] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.rt.com
[15:01:30] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[15:01:57] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[15:02:25] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[15:03:18] * Runaway1956 goes prowling for food that isn't healthy
[15:05:00] <Runaway1956> When I need a door secured, I call for a Marine . . . . wireless controllers don't hold a candle to a jarhead.
[15:09:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> ....
[15:09:34] <Gravis> Runaway1956: what if it's a remote to a hat mounted candle?
[15:09:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't think I'd ever consider a door with a wireless controller attached "secure".
[15:10:06] * Runaway1956 waits for the candle to set the hat afire
[15:10:28] <Gravis> Runaway1956: jarhead problems.
[15:10:52] * Runaway1956 has never had jarhead problems
[15:11:28] <Runaway1956> You put a Marine on a gate, and the gate is secure - two Marines can hold a gate against two divisions of enemy combatants
[15:11:35] <Gravis> admitting you have problem is the first step to recovery!
[15:11:44] <Runaway1956> lol
[15:12:20] <Gravis> Runaway1956: how exactly are they going to secure the gate from a meteorite?
[15:13:12] <Gravis> Runaway1956: hell... what about just securing the gate from a tank
[15:13:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gravis: s/ite\?/\?/
[15:13:20] <Runaway1956> Well, if it's a big meteorite, you'll want to call in a gunnery sargeant who has also been a drill instructor
[15:13:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's not a meteorite until it's already on the ground.
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[15:14:28] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: a meteorite is just what is left from a meteor.
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[15:15:18] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: just think, someone throws a meteorite over that gate and wtf are those marines gonna do about it?
[15:15:31] <Gravis> jack shit is what
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[15:15:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gravis: yes, after it has hit the Earth and stopped being a fireball. Therefore, meteorites are not a thing you need to secure against, because they're just rocks (space rocks, but still); however, meteors - which are high speed fireballs from space - might present an actual threat.
[15:16:04] <Gravis> Runaway1956: your humans gaurds are easily defeated.
[15:16:05] <Runaway1956> Jack is not a Marine - he's an Air Force flyboy
[15:16:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> and what they're going to do depends on their orders
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[15:16:31] <Runaway1956> I've heard that said before Gravis - but no one has ever won a war without grunts
[15:16:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> they might shoot the guy, if that's what the sergeant told 'em to do.
[15:16:54] <Runaway1956> Besides, who the hell ever said that Marines are human?
[15:17:03] <Gravis> Runaway1956: because you definition of war is too narrow
[15:17:39] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: so... what if it slams down in front of the gate and bounces toward and through it? ;)
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[15:18:24] <Runaway1956> http://www.thewalkingdead.org
[15:18:25] <Gravis> Runaway1956: enlistment restrictions require them to be human
[15:18:25] <systemd> ^ 031st Battalion 9th Marines - The Walking Dead
[15:18:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> TBH, I'm unsure where the actual change from "meteor" to "meteorite" happens.
[15:18:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/where/when/
[15:18:52] <sedctl> <AndyTheAbsurd> TBH, I'm unsure when the actual change from "meteor" to "meteorite" happens.
[15:18:55] <Runaway1956> Yeah - tell that to the first batt 9th Marines
[15:19:05] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: it's when it breaks off from the meteor
[15:19:24] <Runaway1956> rite before or rite after?
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[15:19:54] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: so when the meteor fragments during rentry, you got a bunch of meteorites flying through the air
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[15:20:13] <Bytram> A meteorite is a solid piece of debris from a source, such as an asteroid or a comet, that originates in outer space and survives its impact with the Earth's surface. It is called a meteoroid before its impact. A meteorite's size can range from small to extremely large.
[15:20:14] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[15:20:14] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Meteorite
[15:20:27] <Bytram> hth
[15:20:29] <Bytram> afk
[15:20:48] <Runaway1956> Ya know, it's a lot easier to just say "big fuggin rock fell outta the sky"
[15:20:54] <bae> ~rps s
[15:21:01] <exec> you need to identify with nickserv to play
[15:21:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> that is what I expect a jarhead would say.
[15:21:14] <Gravis> Bytram: thanks
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[15:21:27] <Runaway1956> LOL
[15:22:20] <Runaway1956> The jarhead beside him answers "you should see when I drop my drawers - TWO BIG FUGGIN ROCKS!"
[15:23:28] <Gravis> they sound like trained monkeys
[15:24:09] <Runaway1956> Yeah, well, they've earned the right to sound however they want to sound
[15:24:24] <Runaway1956> Thanks to an advanced course in reality
[15:24:24] <Gravis> no, they haven't earned jack shit
[15:24:51] <Runaway1956> I'll give you a hundred dollars to walk up to a uniformed Marine and tell him that
[15:25:36] <Gravis> right because teasing a trained monkey is a good idea
[15:26:31] <Gravis> Runaway1956: come on, that's how children think
[15:27:13] <Runaway1956> Keep working at it - you're sounding more and more like a commie pinko fag
[15:27:17] <Runaway1956> Sorry
[15:27:26] <Runaway1956> commie pinko LIBERAL fag
[15:28:12] <Gravis> so... childish insults is the best you could come up with?
[15:28:40] <Gravis> "he called me a name!"
[15:28:46] <Runaway1956> commie pinko liberal fag trained monkey? Is that better?
[15:29:24] <Runaway1956> Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle, meet Pot.
[15:29:44] <Gravis> keep tellin' yourself that
[15:30:39] <Runaway1956> Are you taking meds today? Hell, man, just skip them -
[15:39:15] <Gravis> lol. u mad?
[15:40:20] <Gravis> Runaway1956: but that was a much better insult than name calling
[15:43:59] <Gravis> Runaway1956: you are part of a dying breed which is funny because it's the same breed that is killing the most people. your selfishness and jingoism are a drain on humanity.
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[15:44:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, your naivete is amusing. i do laugh.
[15:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> watch...
[15:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> HA!
[15:45:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> if we all just hold hands and sing, everyone will be nice to each other and happy!
[15:45:29] * Runaway1956 salutes the Buzzard
[15:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> people will never be civilized. not today and not in a thousand years.
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[15:46:56] <Runaway1956> @ Gravis - you better hope my breed never dies off, because if that happens, every sumbitch in the world with a hardon for America will be raping you and yours
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[15:47:15] <Gravis> LOL
[15:47:23] <blahblahblah> !exec ~rps rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[15:47:31] <blahblahblah> exec ~rps rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[15:47:34] <blahblahblah> !exec
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[15:47:54] <Runaway1956> drop the exec prefix -
[15:48:09] <Runaway1956> command should look like - ~rps blahblahblah
[15:48:35] <Runaway1956> Well, fek
[15:48:51] <Runaway1956> another hit and run rps'r
[15:48:53] <PlasticCogLiquid> ~rps rpsrpsrps
[15:49:00] <exec> you need to identify with nickserv to play
[15:49:05] <PlasticCogLiquid> aahhh\
[15:49:22] <Runaway1956> just register Plasticcogliquid
[15:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps
[15:49:38] <PlasticCogLiquid> I forget how to do that shit
[15:49:40] <exec> syntax: ~rps [ranks|r|p|s]
[15:49:40] <exec> rankings: http://ix.io
[15:49:40] <exec> help: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[15:49:51] <Runaway1956> oooops
[15:50:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps pppppppppp
[15:50:15] <exec> rank for themightybuzzard: 6 - http://ix.io
[15:50:35] <PlasticCogLiquid> !exec
[15:50:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> !exec doesn't do anything
[15:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~help
[15:51:04] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[15:51:08] <Runaway1956> Oh yes he does - he annoys people!
[15:51:12] <PlasticCogLiquid> ~help
[15:51:13] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[15:51:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> lol, true
[15:51:17] <PlasticCogLiquid> !help
[15:51:22] <Runaway1956> backslash help
[15:51:29] <Runaway1956> or slash help
[15:51:43] <PlasticCogLiquid> it's been awhile
[15:51:48] <PlasticCogLiquid> O-0
[15:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec commands start with a ~, ! is for bender, # for mrplow, $ for aqu4
[15:52:09] <PlasticCogLiquid> thx
[15:52:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[15:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> like such
[15:52:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[15:52:20] <MrPlow> battlestations, blackuweather, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, newnick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[15:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather nome, alaska
[15:52:44] <MrPlow> Today: Occasional snow showers. High 28F. Winds NE at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of snow 60%. About one inch of snow expected. Tomorrow: Occasional snow showers. High 33F. Winds E at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of snow 50%.
[15:52:46] <Runaway1956> nickserve is the one you want help from to register
[15:52:51] <PlasticCogLiquid> aye thx
[15:52:53] <PlasticCogLiquid> nickserve
[15:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, /ns help
[15:53:01] <Runaway1956> slash ns help
[15:53:02] <PlasticCogLiquid> I kept think regserv......er... no
[15:53:43] <PlasticCogLiquid> boom
[15:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i should make testbot an op. one bot to rule them all...
[15:53:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> pachow
[15:53:56] <Runaway1956> then, you look on the front page tab for that help
[15:54:27] <PlasticCogLiquid> ~rps
[15:54:28] <exec> syntax: ~rps [ranks|r|p|s]
[15:54:28] <exec> rankings: http://ix.io
[15:54:28] <exec> help: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[15:54:29] <PlasticCogLiquid> shit
[15:54:41] <PlasticCogLiquid> ~rps rrppss
[15:54:42] <exec> rank for plasticcogliquid: 6 - http://ix.io
[15:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah, you're beating me now.
[15:55:12] <PlasticCogLiquid> sweet
[15:55:15] <PlasticCogLiquid> that's cool
[15:55:27] <PlasticCogLiquid> ~rps rprpspsrprpsprsprprprspspsssrpprprprp
[15:55:28] <exec> sequence trimmed
[15:55:28] <exec> rank for plasticcogliquid: 1 - http://ix.io
[15:55:34] <PlasticCogLiquid> yeah boy!
[15:55:55] <PlasticCogLiquid> down with the system
[15:56:04] <PlasticCogLiquid> thx for the help, btw
[15:56:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you're winning all the rounds nobody else has played yet
[15:56:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[15:56:11] <PlasticCogLiquid> lol
[15:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Runaway1956
[15:56:13] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with one big pile of shit
[15:56:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse me a second. seasoning a wok in the kitchen
[15:56:49] <Runaway1956> #smake world
[15:56:49] * MrPlow smakes world upside the head with a Karate chop
[15:58:10] * PlasticCogLiquid slaps MrPlow around a bit with a large trout
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[15:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, large trout... mirc?
[15:59:08] <PlasticCogLiquid> ayup
[15:59:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hexchat++
[15:59:16] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -5
[15:59:17] <PlasticCogLiquid> except no
[15:59:26] <PlasticCogLiquid> just wanted to see if anyone noticed
[15:59:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, thas fine then
[15:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> you were due some mocking otherwise
[15:59:55] <PlasticCogLiquid> lol
[16:00:08] <PlasticCogLiquid> I haven't used irc for a long time
[16:00:17] <Runaway1956> Why is hexchat at -5 ?
[16:00:23] <Runaway1956> hexchat++
[16:00:23] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -4
[16:00:27] <Runaway1956> hexchat++
[16:00:28] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -3
[16:00:31] <Runaway1956> hexchat++
[16:00:31] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -2
[16:00:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72 prolly. it don't work good on his mac.
[16:00:38] <Runaway1956> hexchat++
[16:00:38] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -1
[16:00:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's no accounting for mac users though
[16:00:47] <PlasticCogLiquid> does anyone use standalone clients anymore
[16:00:48] <Runaway1956> hexchat++
[16:00:48] <Bender> karma - hexchat: 0
[16:01:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, hexchat ftw
[16:01:16] * Runaway1956 likes a little pretty - hexchat is just the old Xchat, forked
[16:01:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> does a bangup job for irc on linux n winders
[16:01:42] * Runaway1956 remembers when Xchat was among the bestest
[16:01:44] <PlasticCogLiquid> cool
[16:01:46] <PlasticCogLiquid> dling
[16:01:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus you can do proper perl or python scripts in it if you feel the need
[16:01:59] <PlasticCogLiquid> I feel like I'm in the 90's warezing again
[16:02:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yup
[16:02:14] <PlasticCogLiquid> fservs aplenty
[16:02:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> goes well with the site theme today
[16:02:16] <Runaway1956> Wait - you need a prescription to do perl or python?
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[16:02:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, nah, they're otc
[16:02:36] <Runaway1956> No war scripts today though
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[16:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. juggs/deucalion would just tell Aphrodite to make you die.
[16:03:42] <Runaway1956> Loading a war script anywhere gets you banned today
[16:04:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, irc's less interesting but more useful lately
[16:05:08] <PlasticCogLiquid> gotta run
[16:05:10] <PlasticCogLiquid> have a good one
[16:05:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly we write bots instead of warscripts nowadays. bit of a rite of passage to write your own.
[16:05:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, laters
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[16:05:25] <blahblahblah> ~rps rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[16:05:31] <exec> you need to identify with nickserv to play
[16:06:46] <blahblahblah> ~rps rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[16:06:48] <exec> rank for blahblahblah: 9 - http://ix.io
[16:06:52] <blahblahblah> ~rps rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[16:06:53] <exec> please wait a few seconds before trying again
[16:07:14] <blahblahblah> ~rps rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[16:07:16] <exec> sequence trimmed
[16:07:16] <exec> rank for blahblahblah: 9 - http://ix.io
[16:07:36] <blahblahblah> ~rps rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[16:07:37] <exec> sequence trimmed
[16:07:38] <exec> rank for blahblahblah: 9 - http://ix.io
[16:07:57] <blahblahblah> ~rps rpsrpsrpsrps
[16:07:58] <exec> sequence trimmed
[16:07:58] <exec> rank for blahblahblah: 9 - http://ix.io
[16:08:19] <blahblahblah> ~rps srprps
[16:08:20] <exec> sequence trimmed
[16:08:20] <exec> rank for blahblahblah: 9 - http://ix.io
[16:08:26] <blahblahblah> ~rps srp
[16:08:27] <exec> sequence trimmed
[16:08:28] <exec> rank for blahblahblah: 9 - http://ix.io
[16:08:36] <blahblahblah> ~rps rrp
[16:08:38] <exec> sequence trimmed
[16:08:38] <exec> rank for blahblahblah: 9 - http://ix.io
[16:08:55] <blahblahblah> ~rps rrrpspsrpps
[16:08:57] <exec> sequence trimmed
[16:08:57] <exec> rank for blahblahblah: 9 - http://ix.io
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[16:09:27] <Nitehawk214> ~rps psrpsrpsr
[16:09:29] <exec> rank for nitehawk214: 3 - http://ix.io
[16:09:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps pppppppppppppp
[16:10:00] <exec> rank for themightybuzzard: 1 - http://ix.io
[16:10:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! i am teh win!
[16:11:08] <Nitehawk214> An interesting game, the only winning move is to... throw paper constantly?
[16:11:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still say it's a suck game though. S should stand for shotgun and always win.
[16:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, people just pick rock slightly more often than anything else so always picking paper gives you a statistical edge.
[16:11:53] <Nitehawk214> RPS = Rocket propelled Shotgun
[16:12:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh
[16:13:58] <Runaway1956> 14:50:38:WARNING:WU03:FS00:FahCore returned: UNSTABLE_MACHINE (122 = 0x7a)
[16:14:31] <Runaway1956> Second one of those in two days - plus I lost a GPU yesterday - that's a pile of suck
[16:14:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, the geoshitties theme is actually growing on me.
[16:14:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> you lost it? is it migratory?
[16:14:57] <Runaway1956> Oh God - TMB is regressing
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[16:15:23] <Runaway1956> No, I plugged in a second GPU, and somehow, FAH got confused, tried to run an existing work unit on the wrong GPU
[16:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, gotcha
[16:15:34] <Runaway1956> So, it errored out and was dumped
[16:16:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like my *PUs to not die an early death due to heat, so proteins can just fold their damned selves.
[16:17:31] <Runaway1956> luddite
[16:17:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, just cheap
[16:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> burning them out costs me moneys
[16:18:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. it's time for a smoke and the last of the coffee and either lunch or a nap. haven't decided on the last one.
[16:19:53] <Runaway1956> Supposedly, in a few weeks, i'll have the option of upgrading my internet - maybe i can get a reliable 2MB connection
[16:20:12] <Runaway1956> No details yet, just the promise of an upgrade in the works
[16:22:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Model Predicts Rapid Antarctic Melting - http://sylnt.us - heading-inland
[16:25:57] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[16:25:58] <systemd> ^ 03Clinton loses it when Greenpeace activist asks about her fossil fuel donors (VIDEO) — RT USA ( https://www.rt.com )
[16:26:47] <everdred> ~rps prsrps
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[16:42:18] <exec> you need to identify with nickserv to play
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[17:12:07] <Runaway1956> where the heck is semi-anonymous-crutchy?
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[17:17:31] <Runaway1956> meta rps while I meta sleep
[17:22:56] <Fnord666> hi all!
[17:24:29] <Fnord666> ~rps srsprrps
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[18:34:31] <i3> rps rps
[18:34:42] <i3> ~rps rps
[18:34:48] <exec> you need to identify with nickserv to play
[18:34:56] <i3> oh .. right
[18:35:00] <i3> oops
[18:35:27] <i3> i can't.
[18:35:57] <i3> i haven't got any more pages left in my "great book of passwords" to enter another password or registration account : ]
[18:38:30] <nick> there's only so many times you can use password1
[18:39:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> jokes on you hacker types, my password is "1password"!
[18:39:45] <i3> host deny = 0.0.0.0/0
[18:40:32] <i3> so do you guys also help with computer problems? or is this considered "off-topic"?
[18:40:42] <SirFinkus> what'd you need Bytram
[18:40:50] <SirFinkus> nothing is really off topic here i3
[18:40:59] <i3> oh good.
[18:41:25] <i3> OT enforcment has gonne wild since the sheepless joined the interwebz
[18:41:52] <i3> testing my usb3-disk samba share now
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[18:55:46] <gozar> I am glad SN has an IRC server, too many things are getting infected with Slack (which works well for private groups, not so well for public).
[18:57:00] <SirFinkus> I can see why slack would be appealing for projects and stuff, but I still haven't really found anything better than irc for real time public chats
[18:57:27] <SirFinkus> granted, irc does have a few issues, but nothing better and open has come along
[18:57:50] <gozar> I miss Usenet though, web forums suck compared to newsgroups.
[18:58:03] <gozar> But, like IRC, there isn't money to be made.
[18:58:23] <SirFinkus> isn't usenet mostly spam these days?
[18:58:39] <SirFinkus> my neckbeard isn't long enough to have ever used it
[18:59:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> it was a great source for JPG porn images back in the day
[18:59:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> no idea what the status is now, though
[18:59:42] <SirFinkus> I think kiddy porn and piracy
[18:59:51] <SirFinkus> and spam
[19:08:47] <SirFinkus> saw these guys last night https://www.reverbnation.com
[19:08:48] <systemd> ^ 03The Kareem Kandi Band | ReverbNation
[19:08:53] <SirFinkus> they were pretty awesome
[19:09:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> this rock-paper-scissors thing would be more fun if it told you who you played against and what the results were
[19:11:14] <i3> bbl .. need to ask some distro specific question. enjoy your yellow 1st april
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[20:44:10] <SoyCow8023> yellow ?
[20:46:10] <nick> yellow!
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[20:56:10] <SoyCow8023> well it better than blinding white
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[21:10:47] <BigDataBigMoney> interesting. I think I'll end up with 33% long-term
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[23:58:30] <paulej72> dmanit bender