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[00:16:04] <Jamal> Sup niggaz
[00:16:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, ef
[00:17:03] <chromas> are you sure it's ef? are you saying "they all look alike"? das racis!
[00:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true though. all californians do look alike
[00:17:30] <Jamal> Took a look at the upcoming theme. Did you pull all that out of your ass, or was there a single influence?
[00:17:41] <Jamal> Looks cool.
[00:18:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Jamal, pulled it out of my 1990s memories of geocities and other atrocities of web design
[00:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> would have been even worse but i didn't wanna use javascript
[00:19:52] <Jamal> Chromas all califuckians look the same. They speak in ebonics and put avocado on fuckijg errything
[00:21:41] <Jamal> Buzz, that you made it that shittastic without js makes it a work of art. You'll never out-ugly beta anyway, no matter which tools you use. Nobody will.
[00:22:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> could copy beta and make it pink n yellow.
[00:22:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll save that for next year though
[00:24:51] <Jamal> Slashdot HQ is in san diego now. Should I pay them a visit?
[00:25:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, looks like they're actually trying to unfuck the bitch
[00:25:27] <Jamal> I used to work in barrio logan. I know how to deal with knife-wielding Mexicans.
[00:26:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean we all know how well that works but props to em for trying
[00:27:58] <Jamal> Hey, I didn't say that I was going to be mean.
[00:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if it was still dice i'd say go bearing moltov cocktails
[00:29:52] <Jamal> Its pretty hilarious how when you look up the new owner's website you see some fancy glass building. Those homeboys are yet a stone's throw away from the shipyards.
[00:30:50] <Jamal> Not to mention the pachucos, cholos, and underground cockfights.
[00:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone needs their hobbies
[00:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, mickeysoft done opened up xbox dev mode to world+dog. wonder how long before there's a "play pirated games" app
[00:35:15] <Jamal> I'll talk to them later. Just ask them a couple of vague general questions, is all.
[00:36:14] <Jamal> Buzz, a move long overdue by any big player.
[00:36:51] <Jamal> Imagine what sony would have accomplished had they opened up all hardware to "other OS"
[00:37:24] <Jamal> But I know just who runs Sony. More of them than in Mocosoft. Bahaha.
[00:38:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, the whole debacle with other OS was why we went xbox1 instead of ps4
[00:38:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://techraptor.net
[00:39:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta pay $19 but that's no big
[00:39:41] <Jamal> Hell, the android dev kit is like 100, right?
[00:39:48] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[00:40:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idear. never had a desire to write anything for my phone. i just want it to send texts and make phone calls.
[00:40:38] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Thought of the company name I'll use with my Event Horizon mail client.
[00:40:46] <Jamal> The moment I realized that consoles were fucked was the moment we had to wait to "install" a game on PS4
[00:40:50] <Subsentient> "Gerbil Apocalypse Software", and the acronym spells GAS.
[00:40:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, oh?
[00:41:10] <Subsentient> The underyling mail protocol library will be 'libwetfart'
[00:41:49] <Jamal> If that games doesnt come with an attacment that doesnt hoover my cock, the console ain't worth buying. Speaking of, let's have ms open up the kinect api.
[00:42:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Jamal, man them games is like dozens of gigs big. i'd much rather have em install than play off a disk.
[00:43:14] <Jamal> Buzzard, my gripe was that those fuckers make you pay for 2 bitchin gaming rigs rather than 1
[00:44:12] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[00:44:16] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Some of my code runs on my phone, because my phone runs Fedora. :^3
[00:44:30] * Subsentient uses Epoch and WZBlue on his phone
[00:46:01] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over the walls and ceiling
[00:46:23] <Jamal> Cartriges should make a comeback. Get an fpga, rom, and high-speed ram
[00:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, what is it with your regurgitation fetish?
[00:46:53] <Subsentient> Jamal: Ethanol Fueled, is that you?
[00:46:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not a bad idear
[00:47:17] <chromas> or use an sd card
[00:47:32] <Jamal> Haw chromas.
[00:47:35] * Subsentient likes real block storage, dislikes proprietary cartriges and disk formats
[00:48:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean it's not like we can't put a bitsy lil ssd in a cartridge.
[00:49:02] <Subsentient> Yeah, but then why not just use a fucking thumbdrive?
[00:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause: usb
[00:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> sloooooow
[00:49:24] <Subsentient> The point I'm getting at is, I inherently hate anything that tries to keep me from mutilating it.
[00:49:41] <Subsentient> USB 3 would be more than adequate, but an SD card is probably a better idea.
[00:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> sd cards can suck it. they break too easy.
[00:50:02] <Jamal> Rambus.
[00:50:45] <Subsentient> Jamal: I have a server that uses Rambus RAM, the protocol. It's nearly impossible to find more RAM for those nowadays, so my server still has 512MB of RAM :^)
[00:51:48] <Jamal> Buzzard, you ought to see the clowns in the hardware industry using microsd cards in their expensive gadgets. Its a ploy, like rohs. Break the cheap shit and pay to fix it.
[00:51:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Foxconn Acquires Sharp at a Lower Price Than Previously Agreed - http://sylnt.us - pretty-sharp-to-outfox-the-government
[00:52:42] <Subsentient> Foxconn is so evil.
[00:52:51] <Subsentient> Suicide nets in apple factories type evil.
[00:52:58] <Subsentient> They make most of Apple's shit.
[00:53:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, how dare they interfere with gravity
[00:53:36] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: There are posters inside their factories that say "a harsh environment is a good thing"
[00:53:36] <Jamal> Subsentient - Apple, on the other hand, are not. They resisted the FBI and support gays.
[00:53:57] <Subsentient> Jamal: They still seem pretty evil, for continuing to use Foxconn.
[00:54:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, dude, unless they're holding guns on the employees, walk. there's always another job.
[00:54:30] <Jamal> Hahah, subsentient. The only place I worked for who had slogans like that vented fluorine on the floor.
[00:55:07] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: There are threats and reasons that keep employees from leaving.
[00:55:11] <Jamal> Though to be fair to them, they changed it from pure fluorine to 2 percent because reasons.
[00:55:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Jamal, homosexuals are gay
[00:55:30] <Subsentient> Well, you're not wrong.
[00:56:28] <Jamal> Can't argue with that.
[00:56:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> fluorine, i'm pretty sure, also lurves the cock. speaking of our web frontend fluorine.
[00:57:16] <Subsentient> When will you get a Palladium server?
[00:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly never. all ours are down in the way low masses.
[00:58:25] <Subsentient> Aww.
[00:58:39] <Subsentient> Guess I'll have to look elsewhere for my radioactive palladium isotopes.
[00:59:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> noble gasses for the db and other shat what needs to be stable. hydrogen n fluorine for the web frontends. yadda yadda yadda
[01:00:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> dev is lithium on account of devs should be on meds
[01:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[01:00:41] <Subsentient> hehe
[01:01:00] * Subsentient offers TheMightyBuzzard some of his medication
[01:01:05] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes chromas
[01:01:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> your bot didn't bot
[01:01:21] <Subsentient> *with his raging boner*
[01:01:52] <Subsentient> $cycle autotitle on
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[01:01:54] <aqu4> Channel cycle complete.
[01:01:59] <Subsentient> https://google.com
[01:02:00] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[01:02:02] <Subsentient> ...
[01:02:07] <Subsentient> http://google.com
[01:02:07] <aqu4> ^ "3Google"
[01:02:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, i need what ocd i got. keep yer meds.
[01:02:26] <Jamal> Ladarius would have done a better job. Bahaha.
[01:02:27] <Subsentient> $cycle autotitle off
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[01:02:28] <chromas> oh yeah, it was nexus' fault :D
[01:02:29] <aqu4> Channel cycle complete.
[01:02:49] <chromas> my internets lost connection earlier and it didn't reconnect :D
[01:03:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got issues with keeping a clean house already. without my ocd tendencies i'd have to hop over shit to make it to the door.
[01:03:11] <Subsentient> chromas: That's a known bug I've got to fix. It's surprisingly hard due to NEXUS' design though, but I'll get to it.
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[01:03:34] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I already have that. My OCD was never cleanliness themed. :^)
[01:03:35] <chromas> it also doesn't help I'm using the ancient build again 'cause it works
[01:03:45] <Subsentient> chromas: ... Why?
[01:03:52] <chromas> 'cause it works and the new one don't
[01:03:57] <chromas> still has that diconnect thing
[01:03:58] <Subsentient> chromas: Define works
[01:04:05] <Subsentient> chromas: Git pull the latest.
[01:04:06] <chromas> other clients work but the bot don't
[01:04:08] <Subsentient> THat was fixed.
[01:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, you should try talking it into being. at least chicks would come over then cause they'd think you were gay and safe.
[01:04:35] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You ever seen me? Exploding cigar hairdo and a scraggly beard.
[01:04:41] <Subsentient> Nobody thinks that.
[01:04:52] <chromas> they will once you train your ocd
[01:05:22] <Subsentient> I don't get that kind of OCD very often, except for the occasional perfection stuff.
[01:05:32] <Jamal> Bitches have filthy pads. Filthier than any man ive known. They have the filthiest public bathrooms too.
[01:05:52] <Subsentient> Before the OCD hit me hard at 16 and nearly drove me to suicide, I would be driven mad by lightswitches that were easier to turn on than off, etc.
[01:05:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been going with the old "run the clippers over face and head every time my hair looks like it might need brushing" method of personal grooming
[01:06:20] <chromas> shave the top all the way
[01:06:28] <chromas> have a Bald of Awesome
[01:06:28] <Subsentient> I've been doing the 'I don't give two shits and a popsicle' method.
[01:06:42] <chromas> or Bald of Badness
[01:06:58] <Jamal> Bitches with more than enough money to pay a maid with not a square inch of their floor visible - or a square inch of porcelein visible in their toilets.
[01:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> bald is more work. gotta use a razor.
[01:07:17] <chromas> use wax for maximum shine
[01:07:18] <Subsentient> mmm, flavor.
[01:07:30] <Subsentient> Jamal: Scrape it off and use it as flavor for your salad.
[01:08:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, he has testicles. this negates the possibility of salads.
[01:08:22] <Subsentient> I don't like salads either. I prefer processed, microwavable shit.
[01:08:41] <Subsentient> I'm also vegetarian so that does limit things a bit, but I'm happy with a bean n cheese burrito with hot sauce.
[01:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, nothin wrong with that for breakfast.
[01:09:14] <Jamal> Or lunch and dinner.
[01:09:26] <Subsentient> I'm known for eating hot cheetos for breakfast.
[01:09:32] <Subsentient> I lived on those exclusively in high school.
[01:09:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> which kind? flamin hot or jalapeno?
[01:09:51] <Subsentient> Flamin hot.
[01:09:54] <Jamal> Flamin hot cheetos rock.
[01:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm, jalapeno got a better flavor though.
[01:10:14] <Jamal> The beaners used to sell em with a wedge of lime
[01:10:17] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I like those better actually, but they're impossible to find here.
[01:10:30] <Subsentient> Jamal: Ahh, so it is you EF!
[01:10:44] <Jamal> Mexicans++--
[01:10:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, he's the only one ever connects with two sds in his hostmask
[01:11:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> Jamal, didn't you register Ethanol-Fueled and get a hostmask of some sort?
[01:12:11] <Subsentient> Jamal: This is a safe place for the deranged, you can be yourself here. Watch this!
[01:12:22] <Subsentient> Anal Felching grandma, horse cock sliding up your cat's salty rectum!
[01:12:23] <Jamal> Buzzard, sloth and indifference.
[01:12:44] <Subsentient> http://tubgirl.ca (NSFW)
[01:12:44] <B008135> ^ 03Tubgirl
[01:13:22] <Jamal> Subsentient, for the horse cock to fit, the cat must've been at least a mountain lion.
[01:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Jamal, fine answer
[01:13:38] <Subsentient> Jamal: Not if you ram it in hard enough
[01:14:07] * Subsentient pictures horse jizz squirting out of the cat's nose
[01:14:36] <Jamal> Subsentient, it will explode if you don't first wrap duct tape around it...why do you think my picachu's still alive?
[01:14:44] <Subsentient> LOL
[01:15:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i needa find me a kid what collects baseball cards so i can ask him if he gotta catch em all
[01:15:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> be fun watchin him sputter n his eyes bug out
[01:17:45] * Subsentient offers TheMightyBuzzard a bowl of toenail stew
[01:19:03] <Jamal> Subsentient, do you name your turds by chance?
[01:19:16] <Subsentient> lol, no
[01:19:38] <Subsentient> I do sing the "wooooouuuulllld you liiiiiiikkkeee some fuuuuuuudge" song to anyone in earshot however
[01:19:51] <Subsentient> Subsentient, s/shot/shit/
[01:22:45] <Jamal> I figured you the kinda guy who names his bodily excretions as if they were children.
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[01:23:17] <Subsentient> You see that South Park episode where Bono is secretly a living turd?
[01:23:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> whadda you mean secretly?
[01:24:00] <Subsentient> lol
[01:25:22] * TheMightyBuzzard gets his cobain on
[01:25:41] <Jamal> Dont do TV anymore. South Park is too preachy and does product placement anyway.
[01:26:15] <Jamal> Courtney, no! He's a LEGEND!
[01:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> may need new speakers in the morning. and new neighbors.
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[01:37:30] <DaQuan> The big blat
[01:38:49] <DaQuan> Knig knog = king kong
[01:39:01] <DaQuan> By the multiplicative property
[01:39:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't fault the logic
[01:42:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
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[01:48:41] <Subsentient> DaQuan: Should do LaQuishna next.
[01:50:24] <Subsentient> Or the worst wide people names, Aiden, Jayden, Skyler, etc
[01:50:29] <Subsentient> white*
[01:50:40] <chromas> Jayden is white now?
[01:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, i don't directly judge anyone cause of having a stupidass name.
[01:50:46] <chromas> Don't tell Will Smith
[01:50:56] <SirFinkus> Gaylord
[01:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i judge their parents to be fucking retards and retards are highly likely to raise retard kids, so you're probably a retard if you have a name like that.
[01:51:41] <SirFinkus> "Gaylord Buzzard, a character in the cartoon strip Broom-Hilda"
[01:51:47] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard has a secret
[01:52:10] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: They found that names like Shane are like 300% less likely to go to college compared to someone named James
[01:52:11] * TheMightyBuzzard is indeed the lord of all gays
[01:52:29] * Subsentient thinks parents must not love their children to give them such insipid names
[01:52:44] <Runaway1956> Much ado about nothing - state department warns that if you're a fat ugly fuck, you don't suddenly become attractive when your plane touches down in Buenos Ares, or wherever.
[01:52:49] <Runaway1956> http://www.nbcnews.com
[01:52:50] <B008135> ^ 03State Department Apologizes for Suggesting Americans Are Ugly - NBC News
[01:53:08] <Runaway1956> Unfortunately, the social justice warriors are all over that warning
[01:53:15] <Subsentient> lol
[01:53:32] <chromas> it's because most of them are ugly
[01:53:40] <SoyCow1654> I'm ugly
[01:53:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, otherwise they wouldn't have all that pent up rage they spew at any and everyone
[01:53:59] <chromas> but do you fight to the death for social justice?
[01:54:00] <Runaway1956> exactly - and many many many Americans are PHAT as well as ugly
[01:54:09] * Subsentient looks like the special kid in class that nobody fucks with -- because he WAS that kid
[01:54:20] <SirFinkus> I'VE GOT A PRETTY PHAT PECKA
[01:54:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, stop overfeeding your bird
[01:54:38] <Subsentient> You can't find my cock with a scanning electron microscope.
[01:54:45] <Runaway1956> I hear that some girls like phat peckas, and other girls don't
[01:54:58] <takyon> wait what
[01:55:05] <takyon> " State Department Apologizes for Suggesting Americans Are Ugly"
[01:55:09] <takyon> good one
[01:55:15] * Subsentient should buy a Hummer and park over 4 parking spaces at once
[01:55:37] <takyon> that tweet is so good
[01:55:38] <chromas> Buying a hummer isn't the same as getting one
[01:55:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hummer's prolly the best vehicle name ever
[01:55:46] <takyon> it had to be some millenial intern that wrote that
[01:55:47] <Subsentient> lol
[01:55:55] <Runaway1956> Maybe I should submit that article just to see how many Soylentils are "offended" by it
[01:56:02] <Runaway1956> but probably not worth the effort
[01:56:07] <takyon> i might do it
[01:56:11] <takyon> we have been low on subs
[01:56:11] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Do it. I'm an editor, I'll put it up.
[01:56:32] * Runaway1956 thinks Subsentient is an evil basit
[01:56:39] <Runaway1956> *bastid
[01:56:54] * Subsentient is not, he's just crazier than a brain damaged orangutan on cocaine
[01:56:55] <Runaway1956> See? Subsentient DOES have redeeming qualities
[01:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, I thought you'd retired or something
[01:57:10] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.nbcnews.com
[01:57:18] <takyon> nice
[01:57:24] <takyon> ...
[01:57:28] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: No, I'm just mostly inactive.
[01:57:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, slacker then. represent, yo.
[01:57:42] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I am often to be found correcting typos and fixing formatting in some stories, however.
[01:58:12] <Subsentient> I'm usually the first to fix an oversight by someone like that, but not the first to put a story into the queue
[01:58:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair's fair. i blow off coding to play vidya fairly often.
[01:59:18] <Runaway1956> There were two submission on Unaoil today - and i have to wonder how many people are actually surprised at the revelations in that story
[01:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, bedtime. sleep or beer and more nirvana concert?
[01:59:20] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I joined SN's editor staff to act as part of quality control, and I'm pleased to say submission quality has improved, so I've felt necessary less. I still fix typos and misrepresented stories when I see them though.
[01:59:34] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Stay awake, sleep is for the weak.
[01:59:35] <Runaway1956> Big money attract corrupt fucks - more news at 11:00
[01:59:45] <SirFinkus> speaking of cocks
[02:00:07] <SirFinkus> time for some hot italian sausage
[02:00:13] * Runaway1956 eyes SirFinkus and his collection of flaccid cocks
[02:01:21] <Runaway1956> don't think the submission went through . . . I've been patient this time . . .
[02:01:29] <SirFinkus> buy something or get out Runaway1956
[02:01:37] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nbcnews.com
[02:01:38] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[02:01:56] * Runaway1956 buys the mini-peter on a ring for the wife
[02:02:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ i drink a whiskey drink, i drink a chocolate drink, and when i have to pee, i use the kitchen sink ♫
[02:02:08] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[02:02:19] <SirFinkus> mmm
[02:02:36] <SirFinkus> sausage and pepper sandwiches are pretty neat
[02:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, MrPlow has max karma and never posted a comment
[02:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus lurves him some hot wieners
[02:03:14] <SirFinkus> hot oily wieners
[02:03:19] <Runaway1956> Probably because MrPlow is quiet and inoffensive, unlike any of us
[02:03:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SirFinkus
[02:03:26] <Bender> Added quote 706
[02:03:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, that's fair
[02:04:26] * Runaway1956 better run through the rain locker so as not to be lynched at work
[02:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> skipped beer. it's a whiskey night
[02:10:29] <SirFinkus> awww shit
[02:17:50] <Runaway1956> Any NASCAR fans here?
[02:17:56] <Runaway1956> http://nascar.nbcsports.com
[02:17:57] <B008135> ^ 03NASCAR driver faces seven charges in biggest tobacco-smuggling bust in North America ? NASCAR Talk
[02:18:17] <Runaway1956> That's a lot of smokes - not to mention all the other drugs
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[02:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> good for him
[02:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously
[02:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's just taking nascar back to its roots
[02:20:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> started from guys racing their moonshine bootlegging cars on the beach
[02:22:17] <Subsentient> Just put the Ubuntu story in the queue. We already have one on the Linux subsystem thing, but not one on Ubuntu and Microsoft working together, and an official Ubuntu image coming to Windows.
[02:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i think takyon merged them
[02:23:02] <Subsentient> I was just looking like two minutes ago.
[02:23:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Volkswagen Recalls Electric Vehicles, FTC Sues for False Advertising - http://sylnt.us - clean-as-a-whistle
[02:23:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, just going by what i saw in #editorial
[02:23:44] <Subsentient> Nope, apparently not merged.
[02:24:04] <Runaway1956> That is true, TMB - racing cars started with bootlegging
[02:24:53] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I got an idea for a backslash feature
[02:25:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> .... you saw the whiskey announcement, yes?
[02:25:26] <SoyCow1654> Used to be the Winston Cup
[02:25:27] <Subsentient> hehe
[02:25:30] <Subsentient> alright.
[02:26:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i dug it back when it was winston cup. quit watching when they went to wtfever it is now
[02:26:57] * Subsentient takes a slimy dump in TheMightyBuzzard 's whiskey
[02:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:27:28] <B008135> ^✓ 03Brad Paisley - Alcohol - YouTube
[02:27:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> thank fuck booze don't interfere with my brain drugs
[02:31:04] <SirFinkus> booze time for me oto
[02:32:21] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram!
[02:32:51] <Subsentient> $burrito Bytram
[02:32:51] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Bytram
[02:32:59] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: !!
[02:33:14] <Bytram> howz thingz?
[02:33:15] <Subsentient> !!!
[02:33:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'm feelin me some jimmy buffet again. this happens often when it's whiskey time.
[02:35:58] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — I Ain't Drunk, from the album Deluxe Edition
[02:36:02] <SirFinkus> proper drinking music
[02:36:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ strummin my six string, on my front porch string, smell those shrimp they're beginnin to boil ♫
[02:36:14] <takyon> who and what
[02:36:20] <takyon> i didn't merge anything
[02:36:42] <SirFinkus> ever figure out what happened with irc earlier today?
[02:36:43] <Bytram> takyon: who you talking to?
[02:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, someone drank my whiskey. this can not stand!
[02:38:27] <takyon> you should punish them (yourself) by waterboarding them with whiskey
[02:38:33] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — Honey. Hush! (Talking Woman Blues), from the album Ice Pickin'
[02:38:38] <SirFinkus> awwwww yeah
[02:40:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, you casting aspersions on my character?! no whiskey for you!
[02:40:33] <takyon> I am in the other channel
[02:40:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's fine then. i don't pay any real attention to it.
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[02:46:31] <LaJohnson> Hahahahah
[02:46:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ why don't we get drunk and screw ♫
[02:48:45] <LaJohnson> That's agood song.
[02:48:45] <LaJohnson> so much that I;'m gonna listen to it.
[02:49:07] <LaJohnson> It's a redneck anthem alongside "up against the wall redneck mother"
[02:50:05] <LaJohnson> almost fight hipster miotherfuckers tonight
[02:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's prolly some bocephus in that list too
[02:50:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not fighting, that's extermination.
[02:50:24] <SirFinkus> LaJohnson: I saw a hipster at the guitar store buying a telecaster today
[02:50:26] <LaJohnson> chased 1 out, watched the other (a mexican) beg for irish whisky in his drink
[02:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> you just gotta find someone to pay you. wouldn't be hard.
[02:50:53] <LaJohnson> Fink, I'm going to curse your telecaster till day's end.
[02:51:09] <SirFinkus> haven't bought it yet
[02:51:43] <SirFinkus> I'm flattered that you'll be thinking of me
[02:51:49] <takyon> (aroused)
[02:51:52] <SirFinkus> we haven't even fucked
[02:51:55] <SirFinkus> (yet)
[02:51:57] <LaJohnson> There is no reason why a White man who doesn't chicken-pick should buy a tele.
[02:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck it. jimmy's on hold. i needs me some bocephus
[02:52:19] <LaJohnson> You filthy homos.
[02:52:49] <LaJohnson> all right, let's go wild! GO WILD!
[02:52:53] <SirFinkus> Usually, I shower twice a day
[02:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> LaJohnson, they generally are better groomed n washed than straight guys.
[02:52:57] <SirFinkus> so I'm actually pretty clean
[02:53:18] * TheMightyBuzzard types SirFinkus's stereo
[02:53:31] <SirFinkus> eh?
[02:53:38] <SirFinkus> can't quite parse that one
[02:54:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf? i'm the one boozing it up here.
[02:54:07] <LaJohnson> https://www.youtube.com
[02:54:07] <B008135> ^ 03Axe to Grind - YouTube
[02:55:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ if i get stoned and sing all night long it's a family tradition ♫
[02:55:53] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — When the Welfare Turns its Back on You, from the album Ice Pickin'
[02:55:56] <LaJohnson> Hank++
[02:55:56] <Bender> karma - hank: 1
[02:56:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i ain't listened to jr in prolly... um... some years
[02:56:45] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost 25 years i guess
[02:57:06] <SirFinkus> OLD
[02:57:08] <SirFinkus> FAT
[02:57:10] <SirFinkus> UGLY
[02:57:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> who you callin ugly?
[02:57:34] <SirFinkus> TheUglyBuzzard
[02:57:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> da bitches be all up on deez nutz
[02:57:49] <takyon> crunch
[02:58:05] <SirFinkus> "bitches" being vernacular for "public lice" in the backwoods where TheMightyBuzzard lives
[02:58:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, only when they be fat
[02:58:33] <Bytram|away> ~folding-rank
[02:58:53] <Bytram|away> looks like exec is taking a nap. :(
[02:59:18] <SirFinkus> irc was having some issues earlier
[02:59:19] <LaJohnson> Yeccch. Looks like I gotta take a nap too.
[02:59:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> 404, bot not found
[02:59:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[02:59:36] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6181, owned by Darknet301
[02:59:42] <SirFinkus> doesn't look like exec reconnected
[02:59:50] <Bytram|away> Our current rank is 1262, with a total of 17,734,901 points and 3,807 work units
[03:00:05] <LaJohnson> I will likely return on 4/1 at 6 or 9 pm Pacific time.
[03:00:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> LaJohnson, pussy! fuel up and push through it!
[03:00:13] <SirFinkus> nobody gives a shit
[03:00:30] <Bytram|away> I don't know if anyone else noticed it, but we recently passed "Boston University" !!
[03:00:35] <LaJohnson> I bid you farewell, people.
[03:00:38] * SirFinkus plays some faggy chords on his telecaster
[03:00:44] <Bytram|away> au revoir!
[03:00:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, lola by the kinks?
[03:00:59] <SirFinkus> no
[03:01:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> shame. i love that song.
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[03:01:39] <LaJohnson> Oh, hell, I have a bit of booze and plenty of pot. Time for MUH KINKS
[03:01:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar!
[03:02:01] <takyon> I can only imagine
[03:02:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> now call a fat bitch and it's a party!
[03:02:42] <LaJohnson> Buzzard, let's call Sarah Sharp.
[03:02:42] * SirFinkus is listening to Uncle Acid and The Deadbeats — Mt. Abraxas, from the album Mind Control
[03:03:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> LaJohnson, http://www.pornhub.com
[03:03:54] <B008135> ^ 03Mercedes Carrera Porn Videos | Pornhub.com
[03:04:12] <SirFinkus> oh, it's that kind of party
[03:04:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> big ass AND knows how to use it
[03:04:17] * SirFinkus gets the biscuit
[03:04:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus she's a full on engineer, or was till she decided she'd rather get paid to fuck.
[03:05:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, that a brit biscuit or an american biscuit? cause i ain't playin shoot the cookie with you.
[03:06:00] <SirFinkus> British biscuit
[03:06:08] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:06:08] <B008135> ^ 03Wiki: Soggy biscuit
[03:06:12] <SirFinkus> also lol at the redirect
[03:06:19] <SirFinkus> "Limp biscuit" redirects here. For the band, see Limp Bizkit.
[03:06:28] <SirFinkus> that made my day
[03:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[03:07:35] <takyon> 6.2% admitted to playing the game
[03:07:39] <takyon> but what % admitted to losing?
[03:07:46] <takyon> (winning?)
[03:08:04] <SirFinkus> the funny thing about whenever people admit to those childhood sex stories
[03:08:11] <SirFinkus> it was always the "friend's idea"
[03:08:22] <SirFinkus> apparently, nobody ever initiats
[03:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> <-- the friend
[03:08:50] <LaJohnson> \she ran off with a nigger
[03:09:08] <SirFinkus> were you a professional fencer in your youth TheMightyBuzzard?
[03:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> in every instance that me bud ben wasn't involved anyway. if he was, he was the bad influence. count on it.
[03:09:22] * LaJohnson sads at having been ran off by a nigger.,
[03:09:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> LaJohnson, who did?
[03:10:04] <SirFinkus> god, I forgot how awesome this album is
[03:10:27] <LaJohnson> Listening to racist albums, ready to go to sleep.
[03:11:23] <LaJohnson> She did. She was white as driven snow. She left home for one day, and when I came early to surprise her, she was in bed with two monkeys.
[03:11:27] <LaJohnson> TWO of them.
[03:11:49] <LaJohnson> Oh, Lord, Jesus-christ, I didn't know what to make of all that.
[03:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> LaJohnson, just for you then: https://www.youtube.com
[03:11:51] <B008135> ^ 03Nigger hatin me - YouTube
[03:12:05] <LaJohnson> Hahahahahahahahaha
[03:13:10] <LaJohnson> That's twirling a camera at a frustrum. Come on, fucker.
[03:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> but more importantly: https://www.youtube.com
[03:13:17] <B008135> ^ 03Hank Williams Jr - Naked Women Beer (Official Music Video) - YouTube
[03:14:02] <LaJohnson> Fuck it. I'm about to degernerate this shit to cain's blood
[03:14:57] <LaJohnson> 4 homosexual rednecks.
[03:15:00] <LaJohnson> https://www.youtube.com
[03:15:00] <B008135> ^✓ 034 Runner - Cain's Blood - YouTube
[03:15:06] <LaJohnson> SJW shit\
[03:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, da fuq i wanna see that for?
[03:17:48] <LaJohnson> Who gives a fuck.
[03:17:57] LaJohnson is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[03:18:03] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA
[03:18:57] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest79382
[03:21:12] <SoyGuest79382> hahahahhaha, good night, fellas.
[03:21:12] <SoyGuest79382> See ya late APril-Fools'
[03:21:36] SoyGuest79382 is now known as gotdam_niggaaaaaaa
[03:21:51] gotdam_niggaaaaaaa is now known as HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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[03:22:16] <HAHAHAHAHAHAHA> END PROGRAM
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[03:22:56] erratic is now known as SoyGuest23382
[03:23:25] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head, gives up figuring out EF, and goes out for a smoke.
[03:39:40] <mythterj> Internal Server error on the site? Sup with that?
[03:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[03:39:44] <B008135> ^ 03Brad Paisley- I'm Still A Guy - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:39:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mythterj, hmm?
[03:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. damnit. bad timing. wicked drunk.
[03:40:30] <SirFinkus> getting them too
[03:40:42] <SirFinkus> PANIC PANIC PANIC
[03:44:30] <cmn32480> hush finkus
[03:44:35] <cmn32480> breathe
[03:44:41] <cmn32480> now let it out
[03:44:49] <SirFinkus> WE'RE GONNA DIE
[03:44:49] <cmn32480> #smake sirfinkus
[03:44:49] * MrPlow smakes sirfinkus upside the head with yo mama
[03:44:55] <julian> 500 error for me too
[03:45:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> well fuck, i am entirely too drunk to restart the database and that's what crashed
[03:45:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're gonna be down for a long time
[03:45:46] <julian> We don't have a backup...admin?
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[03:46:08] <SirFinkus> #battlestations
[03:46:08] <MrPlow> juggs mechanicjay Aphrodite Bytram|away stderr CoolHand nick SirFinkus mrcoolbp arti TheMightyBuzzard paulej72 Subsentient cmn32480 takyon
[03:46:25] <SirFinkus> maybe that'll get someone sober
[03:46:39] <cmn32480> not somebody who knows fuck all anything
[03:46:57] <SirFinkus> oh well, maybe it'll make irc more lively
[03:47:19] * Subsentient vomits down SirFinkus 's throat\
[03:48:00] <SirFinkus> tastes like semen
[03:48:06] <Subsentient> HAAAA
[03:48:11] <Subsentient> Nice one lol
[03:48:16] <Subsentient> SirFinkus++
[03:48:16] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 36
[03:48:34] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[03:48:36] * exec problematically twerks a coffee++ mug of pubes for TheMightyBuzzard
[03:48:46] <Subsentient> Mmmm
[03:49:00] * cmn32480 wishes he had vodka to go in this iced tea
[03:49:36] <cmn32480> ~foldingrank
[03:49:40] <cmn32480> ~folding-rank
[03:49:42] <exec> 071262
[03:49:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, sup
[03:49:59] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[03:50:02] * exec faithfully piles a chariot of BEER-brand beer on TheMightyBuzzard
[03:50:12] <cmn32480> finally got to my hotel south of Denver
[03:50:20] <SirFinkus> well, it looks like TheMightyBuzzard is going to need to ssh drunk and fix the DB
[03:50:30] * SirFinkus gets popcorn
[03:50:32] <cmn32480> I'm not getting any errors
[03:51:05] <SirFinkus> well aren't you special
[03:51:26] <cmn32480> fuckin' A right
[03:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, hydrogen is workin fine, fluorine is down
[03:51:56] <cmn32480> so turn it off... restart it later
[03:52:11] <cmn32480> after sobriety kicks in
[03:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas actually harder
[03:52:44] <cmn32480> shutdown -r 05 usually works for me
[03:53:44] <cmn32480> i dont' ahve rights to do anything... so yer on yer own, kid
[03:54:28] <SirFinkus> you have the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness cmn32480
[03:54:52] * Subsentient would enjoy being able to fuck with the servers
[03:55:10] * Subsentient would replace the init system with Epoch when nobody was looking
[03:55:15] <cmn32480> and this is why we don't let Subsentient fuck with the servers
[03:55:42] <cmn32480> SirFinkus - In SoylentNews land... I ain't got right to anything
[03:55:44] <mythterj> So would I, but that would be a serious lack of judgement.
[03:56:11] * Subsentient wouldn't actually do anything to the servers, would probably just poke around and inspect
[03:56:32] * cmn32480 expects that subsentient would trip over the power cord
[03:56:56] * Subsentient would fill the server case with peanut butter
[03:57:13] <SirFinkus> shocked it's not vomit
[03:57:14] <cmn32480> and vomit that tastes like semen?
[03:57:37] <Subsentient> Vomit that tastes like peanut butter, most likely.
[04:02:35] <cmn32480> well.. since the site is borked... I'm going to bed.
[04:02:58] <cmn32480> locally is not past my bedtime... back home... way past my bedtime
[04:03:11] <cmn32480> buenos nachos
[04:03:12] <SirFinkus> so you 're filling it with your dog's vomit Subsentient?
[04:03:25] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:03:26] * exec theoretically sodomizes a terabyte of broiled hog anus with #soylent
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[04:05:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, very drunk. hoping the startup line for mysql on fluorine is still in ^r buffer
[04:05:44] * cmn32480 gets popcorn before bed
[04:07:02] * cmn32480 hands sirfinkus the other fire extinguisher... just in case
[04:07:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> of fucking course it's not
[04:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> god fucking damnit. why do we not have an init script for it at least?
[04:09:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> we've really been having to load this fucker from command line with multiple arguments every goddamned reboot?
[04:10:30] <cmn32480> we shoudl ask a developer that in the morning
[04:10:44] * cmn32480 pokes the drunken bear
[04:10:47] <SirFinkus> not to early
[04:10:56] <SirFinkus> the developer might have a bit of a headache
[04:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, now quit yer bitchin
[04:12:26] <SirFinkus> now I'm logged out
[04:12:40] <SirFinkus> BROKEN SITE
[04:12:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall fuckers totally messed up my perfectly good drunk dial too
[04:14:11] <cmn32480> you were makin' a booty call TheMightyBuzzard?
[04:14:26] * SirFinkus checks his phone
[04:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, annoying old friends.
[04:14:32] <SirFinkus> one missed call
[04:14:58] <cmn32480> how is spallshurgenson?
[04:24:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Adblock Plus Wins "Acceptable Ads" Legal Challenge Against a German Newspaper - http://sylnt.us - sponsored-content
[04:39:58] <julian> Every minute SN is down is costing ad-revenue! :^)
[04:42:41] <takyon> "The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request." all over the place
[04:43:08] <takyon> did you break it TMB
[04:43:51] <takyon> ok I read the backscroll :(
[04:44:45] <takyon> can't even submit a story! aaaaaah
[04:51:18] <julian> At least it's not a feature very many people use :p
[04:51:33] <SirFinkus> lol
[04:57:00] <SirFinkus> I hate it when something is so delicious that you want to eat it forever, but your stomach isn't big enough to eat it
[04:57:46] juggs is now known as Deucalion
[05:04:13] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[05:04:14] <B008135> ^ 03Crushing alarm clock with hydraulic press - YouTube
[05:05:19] <SirFinkus> the accent and maniacal laughter after each crush
[05:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, sup? should be fixed.
[05:07:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, yo, yo, my homie!
[05:08:06] <Deucalion> Sup TMB? Pulling a late one?
[05:08:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> whiskey, hank jr, drunk dialing old friends, fixing broken websites.
[05:09:17] * TheMightyBuzzard is currently drunker than cooter brown
[05:10:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> half a fifth of bourbon and still managed to get fluorine back up and running.
[05:12:35] <Deucalion> Old friends just love it when they get that "reconnection" call at 1am :/ Something's not right... did EF hijack your account? And wtf is half a fifth (in metric) other than a tenth? A tenth of what or is this leading up to some joke about decimation?
[05:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g fifth of whiskey
[05:14:01] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org(unit)
[05:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently of a gallon
[05:14:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is quite a lot of whiskey for my 5'6" ass
[05:15:02] <SirFinkus> not really
[05:15:05] <SirFinkus> that's a huge ass
[05:15:09] * Subsentient 's 6'3 self snickers at TheMightyBuzzard
[05:15:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[05:15:31] * Deucalion thinks he needs a good 6 months immersed in US culture to get such refs on first read. OK - ~750ml.... presuming 40% abv... I pity your liver tomorrow
[05:15:56] <Subsentient> Deucalion: What happened to the good old nick juggs?
[05:15:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> as do i. that is roughly twice my monthly alcohol intake.
[05:16:21] * Subsentient doesn't drink because Prozac and alcohol don't agree with each other
[05:16:39] * SirFinkus adds peperoncini to his sandwich
[05:17:01] <SirFinkus> best thing in the world
[05:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, check out https://dev.soylentnews.org for what's going up as the default theme friday
[05:17:06] <B008135> ^ 03Dev.SN: Dev.SN is secured dead goatse
[05:17:16] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Repent, omnivore.
[05:17:34] * Subsentient angrily munches some vegetarian spicy trailmix
[05:17:50] * TheMightyBuzzard adds subsentient flank steak to his own sammich
[05:18:00] * SirFinkus munches animal byproducts
[05:18:36] * Subsentient takes a juicy shit in TheMightyBuzzard 's sammich
[05:18:59] <SirFinkus> Subsentient is a coprophagian
[05:19:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't read that word. say it with less letters.
[05:19:27] <SirFinkus> he eats shit
[05:19:34] <Subsentient> lol
[05:19:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's fine then
[05:19:54] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over SirFinkus
[05:20:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> plants eat shit, he eats plants, there's some mathematical principle that says he eats shit
[05:20:28] <Subsentient> Yes, but so do you.
[05:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but once more removed
[05:20:43] <SirFinkus> my shit is abstracted more than your shit
[05:21:17] <SirFinkus> important question: is there ever such thing as too many peperoncini?
[05:21:32] <SirFinkus> I keep adding more to the sandwich, and it keeps getting better
[05:21:47] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Yes. 0%.
[05:22:01] <Deucalion> Subsentient, moderately long story... juggs was just a temp nick I took when we were altslashdot and I had no affiliation at all, just a bystander. A led to B, I needed to contact someone outside SN and I though juggs@SN would be either misconstrued or just taken as offensive... so I wanted a nick that in the staff channels did not have the same initial letter as anyone else so they could just D<tab> (or whatever) in their client... I was playi
[05:22:01] <Deucalion> ng Vega Strike at the time, Deucalion is the protagonist in that game and I remembered the stories about that character from my school days of studying Greek mythology. He has a nice back story https://en.wikipedia.org - so I plumped for that. ~shrug~
[05:22:02] <B008135> ^ 03Wiki: Deucalion
[05:22:48] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I never thought of juggs as offensive until you mentioned it could be offensive, and then I realized boobs.
[05:22:57] * Subsentient <3 offensive
[05:23:07] <SirFinkus> BOOBIES
[05:23:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> <3 boobs
[05:23:21] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[05:23:22] <B008135> ^ 03Heaven's Gate Cult Initiation Tape Part 1 - YouTube
[05:23:28] <chromas> Boobs aren't offensive
[05:23:30] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard loves horse cock. :^3
[05:23:43] <SirFinkus> but who doesn't?
[05:23:45] * chromas tries hard to misconstrue bewbs
[05:23:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> only my own
[05:24:03] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: ha, nice recovery. :^)
[05:24:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[05:24:18] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a printout of the rehash source
[05:24:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, nice one
[05:24:38] <Subsentient> I make disgusting jokes, but hell, I love you guys. You keep me sane by allowing an outlet for me to spew my insanity, be it chunky or creamy.
[05:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> you have a peter pan complex then?
[05:25:12] <Deucalion> Subsentient, reason #2 - I got fucking tired of booby jokes and jiggling every time I said anything. I like female mammary mounds, no doubt, but when it's every fucking time you say anything some wise-ass cracks a jiggly joke... that gets old real fast. Besides, I'd rather not be remembered as a complete tit :D
[05:25:15] <chromas> #smakeadd an NCommander novel
[05:25:15] <MrPlow> added: an NCommander novel
[05:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> or possibly a jiffy complex?
[05:25:23] * chromas notes that nc isn't himself today
[05:25:42] * SirFinkus remembers to make booby jokes whenever Deucalion comes online
[05:25:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, he hasn't been around for bout the past month or so
[05:26:00] <Subsentient> #smakeadd a tube sock full of Subsentient's fresh and creamy fudge
[05:26:00] <MrPlow> added: a tube sock full of Subsentient's fresh and creamy fudge
[05:26:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, why wait?
[05:26:15] <SirFinkus> go home TheMightyBuzzard, you're drunk
[05:26:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> booby jokes are ALWAUYS welcome
[05:26:26] * chromas defines "calion" to mean "bewb". Combine with "Deu" and we get two bewbs
[05:26:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, i am home though. in my bedroom even.
[05:27:08] <Subsentient> I love System of a Down, but their lyrics are often some of the dumbest shit.
[05:27:21] <chromas> Most lyrics are dumb
[05:27:39] <chromas> That's why it's music and not poetry
[05:27:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck system of a down. buncha sjws.
[05:27:57] <SirFinkus> and shitty band
[05:28:04] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[05:28:04] <B008135> ^✓ 03The Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four * incl. Lyrics (3.14) - YouTube
[05:28:10] <Subsentient> ^^ stupid lyrics
[05:28:50] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com amazing lyrics
[05:28:51] <B008135> ^ 03Captain Beefheart - Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish - YouTube
[05:29:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> NO: https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:39] <B008135> ^ 03Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn - YouTube
[05:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> you have not lived until you have stood around a bondfire in someone's back yard and sang "the yard, the yard, the yard is on fire, we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn" cause the bondfire had spread a tad
[05:31:52] <SirFinkus> you haven't lived until you can spell "bonfire"
[05:31:55] <Deucalion> a bondfire?
[05:32:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you forget the amount of whiskey i've partaken of?
[05:32:30] <SirFinkus> no
[05:32:34] <SirFinkus> finish it pussy
[05:32:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're lucky i can spell "an"
[05:33:10] * Deucalion hurriedly checks on dev
[05:33:35] <chromas> a bondfire is a bonfire while drinkin' with yer buds
[05:33:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> trufe
[05:34:02] <SirFinkus> well, frankly, I'm shocked when you can spell "an" sober
[05:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, it's not hard. like "ass" with less letters.
[05:35:03] <SirFinkus> dumb brits adding extra letters to ass
[05:35:19] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes Deucalion
[05:36:07] <Deucalion> Oh my fucking lord.... my eyes just bled out... what did you do TMB? A marquee icon and a star spangled background? I just time warped back to the 90s or early 2000s.... GeoCities or MySpace... just wtf is that.
[05:36:19] <SirFinkus> needs more DBZ gifs
[05:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, exactly the idea.
[05:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> april 1 coming in two days. had to have something.
[05:37:01] <SirFinkus> http://ryu19.tripod.com
[05:37:02] <B008135> ^ 03Dragonball Z animated gifs
[05:37:09] <Deucalion> You've excelled yourself
[05:37:15] <SirFinkus> really, any of these
[05:37:23] * TheMightyBuzzard takes a bow
[05:38:16] * SirFinkus now feels nostalgic
[05:38:27] <SirFinkus> remember when the internet was good?
[05:39:07] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: That's the most horrifying thing I've seen in a long time. Good job.
[05:39:30] <SirFinkus> I think that was the golden age of the WWW
[05:39:41] <Subsentient> Yup
[05:39:47] <Deucalion> Yes... before "marquee" scrolling shit was invented. When it was about transmission of information and nothing more.
[05:40:05] <SirFinkus> sites looked like shit, but a 10 year old's site would look the same as a big corporate one
[05:40:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> truly. some seriously bad ugly pages but way low on ads and professionalism
[05:40:23] <SirFinkus> http://www.warnerbros.com is a good example
[05:40:24] <B008135> ^ 03Space Jam
[05:40:30] <Subsentient> Way low on ads was the good part.
[05:40:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> back when /. was fuckin tight even
[05:41:12] <SirFinkus> usually the most informative sites on niche subjects look like they were written in notepad, even today
[05:41:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> as well they should
[05:41:34] * Subsentient points people to his site at http://universe2.us
[05:41:35] <B008135> ^ 03Nurble nurble
[05:42:06] <Deucalion> The Internet nose-dived when WWW happened.... but at least web devs knew how to compress images back then. Interlaced GIFs.... ~any minute now~ this GIF will be understandable to the human eye.
[05:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ghetto nostalgia, yo
[05:43:37] <Deucalion> I take my hat off TMB... that is an epic theme, good work sir. But fuck me, it reminds me how far things have come.
[05:43:46] <SirFinkus> they're ruining webforums now
[05:43:55] <SirFinkus> with that discourse shit
[05:44:01] <SirFinkus> and stuff like it
[05:44:06] <Deucalion> who is "they" SirFinkus?
[05:44:09] <Subsentient> Yeah, now everything is fucking bloated as hell with Javascript and huge themes and css and all that BS
[05:44:12] <SirFinkus> you know
[05:44:13] * TheMightyBuzzard grins to Deucalion
[05:44:14] <SirFinkus> "they"
[05:44:16] <SirFinkus> the man
[05:44:30] <SirFinkus> gotta pull down a fucking meg of javascript before the posts even show up
[05:44:37] <SirFinkus> often it breaks the back button
[05:44:41] <Subsentient> Usually.
[05:44:59] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, "the man"? You can do better than that.
[05:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> the man can suck it. our shat will always work with the back button. stripe subscriptions excepted.
[05:45:33] <SirFinkus> I was using the gender neutral term you sexist pig
[05:45:50] <SirFinkus> good job reinforcing the patriarchy
[05:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> patriarchy++
[05:46:24] <Bender> karma - patriarchy: 2
[05:47:23] <Deucalion> Oh, Oh.... fucking JS that hijacks the back button.... I do not know what retard thought that up, but the originator and anyone who profligates it should be remanded back to UI101 or UX101... don't fuck with the client.
[05:47:46] <SirFinkus> the weird part is all that javascript stuff doesn't improve the functionality of these forums at all
[05:48:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, you are not fucking wrong. i HATE that shat.
[05:49:05] <SirFinkus> the thing that's been pissing me off lately is the popup you get if you try to close a page with formdata you haven't submitted yet or some shit
[05:49:12] <SirFinkus> "are you sure you want to leave this page"
[05:49:13] <SirFinkus> YES
[05:49:30] <SirFinkus> might just be a browser thing
[05:49:36] <Deucalion> nope
[05:51:41] <Deucalion> I get those in all my unleashed browser windows... Safari, PaleMoon, FF, IE, Chrome, Chromium, Dillo, Arora.... let the script loose and you get that "Are you sure you want to leave this page?" crap... umm... well, yes, there was a reason I hit the X on you tab of crap.
[05:52:17] <Deucalion> I wish to leave.... now.
[05:52:22] <SirFinkus> I can't think of a time that it's actually helped me
[05:52:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, good idea.
[05:52:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep++
[05:52:33] <Bender> karma - sleep: 15
[05:52:51] <SirFinkus> oh, I thought you were adding annoying javascript shit to april fools
[05:53:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, no. i refuse even for april 1.
[05:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're in fact REMOVING javascript in the next update.
[05:54:02] <Deucalion> I did too. I hope he means he is going to the Buzzard nest
[05:54:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, sleep time. nite.
[05:54:44] <Deucalion> Ohh yes... those CSS updates.... now those are going to be great... (no spoilers)
[06:00:23] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, PM?
[06:00:29] <SirFinkus> gogogo
[06:00:55] <takyon> shit is STILL BROKEN
[06:01:11] <takyon> completely destroyed a submission
[06:04:56] <takyon> I preview it, I get a server error. Go back a page, get a new server error. Boom, dead
[06:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, fuck if i know man. have to wait on pj. i'm in pass out mode starting.... now.
[06:13:48] <Deucalion> takyon, I still mock up any posts or subs in a text ed - maybe 1 in 100 times the site fubars, but guaranteed it's always on the longest piece, with the most time spent refining when too tired to take a copy before sub'ing. Sod's law.
[06:26:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Linux Subsystem for Windows - http://sylnt.us - turning-over-a-new-leaf
[07:00:17] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.theage.com.au
[07:00:45] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[07:00:50] <crutchy> probably could be abreaking story
[07:57:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unaoil is 'World's Biggest Bribery Scandal' - http://sylnt.us - club-membership-expired
[08:26:04] * Subsentient pokes crutchy
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[09:58:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nearly Two-Thirds of Americans Believe Torture can be Justified - http://sylnt.us - won't-somebody-think-of-the-children
[10:03:43] <chromas> "It's fun!" — torture justified
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[10:13:31] <SirFinkus> I can only justify torture in the bedroom
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[10:35:47] <crutchy> torture is ok as long as its happening to someone else
[10:36:16] <crutchy> ooh sedctl!
[10:36:20] <crutchy> s/d/x/
[10:36:20] <sedctl> <crutchy> ooh sexctl!
[11:30:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Insect–Computer Hybrid Legged Robot with User-Adjustable Speed, Step Length and Walking Gait - http://sylnt.us - people-for-the-ethical-treatment-of-used-robot-beetles
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[11:41:30] <takyon> Deucalion: my submission draft feature can actually prevent text from being lost, but I was using it to store a bunch of old links that would appear whenever I made a new submission
[11:47:46] <takyon> still a bunch of server errors all over the place
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[12:22:47] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[12:22:47] <systemd> ^ 03New Source Of Transplant Organs For Patients With HIV: Others With HIV : Shots - Health News : NPR
[12:30:41] <chromas> that wasn't already a thing?
[12:30:54] * chromas gets hiv so he can donate
[12:33:30] <takyon> find the hottest person with HIV that also needs a transplant
[12:40:30] <Subsentient> I'm in massive depression over the state of the world. Anyone got something to cheer me up?
[12:40:55] * chromas passes Subsentient a pile o' drugs
[12:41:13] * Subsentient isn't sure to take them for the high or the possibility of death
[12:41:43] <chromas> Whatever convinces you to take 'em
[12:42:27] <chromas> https://sortix.org
[12:42:27] <systemd> ^✓ 03Sortix 1.0 Released
[12:42:35] <chromas> we need Subix
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[12:44:00] <cmn32480> chromas - the HIV positive transplant was illegal until recently
[12:44:22] <chromas> that's gay
[12:44:24] <cmn32480> first one was at Joihns Hopkins this week
[12:44:42] <chromas> don't they have to worry about strains though?
[12:45:00] <chromas> I thought that was the reason we didn't have AIDS orgies
[12:45:01] <cmn32480> i think the reason was the risk of putting HIV+ organs into some who is HIV-
[12:45:25] <chromas> Just give them their own fridges and stuff
[12:45:34] <chromas> Separate but Equal
[12:46:29] <chromas> If separate-but-not-equal doesn't work, it must be the people who're the problem ;)
[12:46:55] * chromas uts up a nerds-only sign on the bathroom
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[12:57:43] <takyon> very separate and not so equal organs
[12:59:24] <paulej72> would you rather die now from organ failure or 10 years from now from AIDS
[13:00:47] <takyon> it's much harder to die from AIDS now
[13:00:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd rather live long enough to see humanity get off this ball of rock we're stuck on than either of those things.
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[13:03:45] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[13:03:46] <systemd> ^ 03People queue around the world for a Tesla Model 3 they haven’t seen - MarketWatch
[13:04:56] <paulej72> are we still having site issues?
[13:06:38] <takyon> we were 30minutes ago
[13:06:40] <takyon> will check again
[13:06:49] <takyon> I described some of them in editorial
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[13:07:33] <takyon> no counter on this article: https://soylentnews.org
[13:07:34] <systemd> ^ 03SN article: The Linux Subsystem for Windows 04(33 comments)
[13:07:56] <takyon> my last journal entry is visible again
[13:07:59] <paulej72> I just restated everything rehash related on the frontends. When TheMightyBuzzard restarted mysql on fluorine, I was not sure if he restarted the dependent services
[13:08:29] <takyon> the 0 counter can be seen on
[13:08:32] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[13:08:33] <systemd> ^ 03- SoylentNews User ( https://soylentnews.org )
[13:09:22] <takyon> I don't see any page load issues at this time
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[13:11:15] <paulej72> takyon: the linux story does not have a skin. I think it is not displaying
[13:13:17] <takyon> it seemingly shows up in the box
[13:13:26] <takyon> The Main Page and OS
[13:14:04] <takyon> it's fixed I guess
[13:14:10] <paulej72> but without a sink set it will not get updated properly. I deleted and readded The Main Page and updated the story. It seems like that fixed the issue.
[13:14:13] <takyon> 33 just appeared on story list
[13:14:44] <takyon> crisis solved
[13:14:53] <takyon> paulej72++ > TheMightyBuzzard
[13:14:53] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 207
[13:16:54] <paulej72> ok headline is now fixed as well.
[13:17:22] <paulej72> my guess is the story did not get inserted into the db correctly
[13:17:39] <takyon> it might have been updated around the time the breakening happened
[13:31:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft & Canonical: Ubuntu coming to Windows 10 Natively - http://sylnt.us - conspiring-with-the-enemy
[13:36:34] <chromas> PowerShellShock
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[15:02:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Orthoprint - 3D Printed Orthodontics - http://sylnt.us - keep-on-smiling
[15:06:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[15:06:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2410
[15:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> amphetamines++
[15:06:10] <Bender> karma - amphetamines: 7
[15:06:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> pot of coffee and 10mg of adderall: hangover cure of kings.
[15:11:05] <nick> g'day
[15:13:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a happy afternoon back at ya, nick
[15:14:36] <nick> had a fun morning fixing a roof after the storm we had sunday night. i was unable to delegate the responsibility this time
[15:15:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> roofing, always fun. did that for a while back in my teens n again in my 20s.
[15:15:58] <nick> now to decide on if i should work on my delegation skills, or my cement mixing skills
[15:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> delegation! cement work sucks donkey balls.
[15:16:36] <nick> yeah, it's something i end up doing every 2 or 3 years and suck at it
[15:16:46] <nick> today repairing the roof was that day
[15:17:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not technically difficult but it is hard, hard work.
[15:17:22] <nick> yeah, even though i was only mixing small batches, it's tough on the arms when you're not used to it
[15:17:55] <nick> and then having to climb up a steep ladder with the bucket to get to the 2nd floor of a reasonably tall building
[15:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> dig, sand, pound sand, form, pour, job all the air out, float. all enough to kill any white collar person's arms and most blue collar guys' as well.
[15:18:51] <nick> i dont even run my own cables anymore, how did i end up mixing cement :|
[15:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> not enough home depots in the UK to hire a couple mexicans at i guess.
[15:19:55] <nick> could hire a couple polish guys though
[15:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go.
[15:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> cement work is seriously something i will always, always, always hire out from now on for anything over a one bag job.
[15:21:00] <nick> i am trying to go full white-collar these days though, after the bullshit over the last 2 years, there is apparently little reward to doing both the white and blue collar parts of the job
[15:21:38] <nick> yeah, this was too small to justify getting someone in to do it, and i got a new bucket and trowel out of it
[15:21:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> only reward for doing blue collar work is a stronger handshake.
[15:22:29] <nick> lol
[15:23:11] <nick> is not really worth the broken knees and back in my opinion
[15:24:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> truly. i would much rather pay someone if that is at all an option. specially for concrete and most plumbing work.
[15:24:27] <nick> like when i first started out in the real world... being told 'when i started we had to do it, so you should too'
[15:24:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and auto mechanic stuff. i like my knuckles without open wounds packed with dirt n grease.
[15:24:38] <nick> and seeing where in 20 years that leads, being a hunchback with bad knees, back and hands
[15:24:45] <nick> was not down for that
[15:25:22] <nick> working on cars is unpleasant, especially when you dont have a garage to do it in
[15:25:41] <nick> here we end up doing it all on the street with minimal room between other parked cars, gets very unfun very quickly
[15:25:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now i'm happy to say the only auto tools i have are a socket set, a floor jack, and a lug wrench.
[15:26:05] <nick> but then mechanics around here start at $120/hr for the cheap back-street ones
[15:26:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ouch
[15:26:30] <nick> costs a lot of money to have a place big enough to work on vehicles
[15:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i spose it would there.
[15:27:23] <nick> i dont have particularly expensive cars so i often make the call to cut my losses before i start paying out for major works
[15:27:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. i need nicotine and breakfast to further help chase the hangover away. did too good of an irish impression last night.
[15:28:05] <nick> im having breakfast/lunch now, nicotine after :p
[15:28:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy. i'll be back later.
[15:29:02] * nick hat tip
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[15:45:01] <Runaway1956> I suppose that I need to work on my cooling - ribbons going this way and that to block airflow, which ain't no good atall atall
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[15:54:41] <Runaway1956> Awwwww, crap - I think I dumped a work unit that was more than half done . . . I guess I ended up with the GPU for slot one in the "new" PCI-E slot, and the "new" GPU in the "old" PCI-E slot
[15:55:06] <Runaway1956> confused the FAH client . . . :^(
[16:34:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fossil of 'Early Spider' Discovered; 305 Million Years Old - http://sylnt.us - prehistoric-spiders-are-scary
[18:34:56] <SirFinkus> well, the good news is we have another cpu
[18:35:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Resists Revealing its Tor User Identification Methods in Court - http://sylnt.us - keep-it-secret-keep-it-safe
[18:41:26] <SirFinkus> err, gpu
[18:41:30] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[18:41:33] <exec> 071258
[18:50:58] <Runaway1956> We should break that 1200 rank barrier on Tuesday, SirFinkus
[18:51:09] <SirFinkus> knock on wood
[18:51:23] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I used the word "should".
[18:54:10] <Runaway1956> I'm watching my PPD slowly rise after putting the second GPU in
[18:54:30] <Runaway1956> inxi -G
[18:54:31] <Runaway1956> Graphics: Card-1: NVIDIA GK208 [GeForce GT 630 Rev. 2]
[18:54:31] <Runaway1956> Card-2: NVIDIA GK208 [GeForce GT 730]
[18:54:31] <Runaway1956> Display Server: X.Org 1.17.4 drivers: nvidia,nv,nouveau (unloaded: fbdev,vesa)
[18:54:31] <Runaway1956> Resolution: 1920x1080@60.00hz, 1920x1080@60.00hz
[18:54:31] <Runaway1956> GLX Renderer: GeForce GT 730/PCIe/SSE2 GLX Version: 4.5.0 NVIDIA 358.09
[18:54:59] <Runaway1956> The 630 is actually a better number cruncher than the 730, by a couple percent
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[20:06:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vegetarianism Reflected in the Genes - http://sylnt.us - hungry-for-rabbit-food
[20:18:20] <Bytram> http://www.computerworld.com
[20:18:20] <systemd> ^ 03NASA to test inflatable habitat for future Mars missions | Computerworld
[20:18:32] <Bytram> ^^^ The SpaceX Dragon resupply capsule is set for launch on a Falcon 9 rocket from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida at 4:43 p.m. ET April 8.
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[20:57:56] * SirFinkus is listening to 筋肉少女帯 — ハッピーアイスクリーム, from the album 大公式2
[20:57:58] <SirFinkus> good shit
[21:09:27] * SirFinkus is listening to Blind Guardian — Fly, from the album A Twist in the Myth
[21:09:35] <SirFinkus> shuffle on a roll!
[21:14:57] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[21:14:58] <systemd> ^ 03China wants a 'Go' at Google's DeepMind • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[21:15:09] * SirFinkus is listening to Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Bo Diddley — Spoonful, from the album The Super Super Blues Band
[21:15:12] <SirFinkus> god damn!
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[21:50:45] <Gravis> oh good, we might finally get some IMOD displays. http://appleinsider.com
[21:50:46] <systemd> ^ 03Apple has taken over Qualcomm's IMOD Mirasol display lab in Taiwan
[21:51:43] <takyon> never heard of IMOD
[21:52:23] <Gravis> it's known as mirasol
[21:52:40] <Gravis> takyon: but it's not surprising.
[21:52:46] <takyon> this sounds great
[21:53:06] <takyon> everything you want from e-ink, but in color, and faster refresh I guess
[21:53:12] <Gravis> because of the price of it, everyone making e-readers snubbed IMOD panels
[21:53:36] <takyon> you'd think Amazon would try it given their range of high-end e-readers
[21:54:28] <Gravis> i think they prefer higher profit margins than actually making things people want
[21:54:58] <takyon> that is to say, they have cheaper Kindles, but they have a flagship model every generation. First it was Paperwhite, then... Voyage or something? I haven't kept up with them. And the high end ones are closer to $200
[21:55:07] <takyon> so it would be a good place to experiment with IMOD
[21:55:19] <takyon> though the article mentions that color saturation issues haven't been ironed out yet
[21:55:50] <Gravis> takyon: it's not perfect but no display technology is
[21:56:15] <takyon> yeh
[21:56:27] <Gravis> i think companies really fucked up by not using this display
[21:57:06] <takyon> I think I lucked out by not being an e-reader early adopter
[21:57:29] <takyon> although if the properties are right, I assume that you could use IMOD and then merge your tablet and e-reader lines
[21:57:32] <Gravis> takyon: few people get them, you are not that lucky.
[21:57:56] <takyon> Kindle e-readers do well, and I have used one
[21:58:10] <takyon> but the 0.5 to 1 second refresh is annoying, along with other problems
[21:58:33] <Gravis> the shareholders that pressured qualcomm to drop the IMOD display stuff are the real idiots here
[21:58:42] <Gravis> they didn't see the potential
[21:58:44] <takyon> ouch
[21:59:40] <Gravis> or rather, they prefered higher profit margins over improving technology
[21:59:58] <Gravis> short-sighted and dim witted.
[22:01:00] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[22:01:02] <systemd> ^ 03SN article: Deadline to Comment About DMCA Safe Harbor Approaching: 4/1/2016 11:59 PM ET 04(0 comments)
[22:02:55] <Gravis> i mean, if they made IMOD successful then they would have made a LOT more money
[22:08:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deadline to Comment About DMCA Safe Harbor Approaching: 4/1/2016 11:59 PM ET - http://sylnt.us - squeak-now-or-forever-hold-your-grease
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[22:21:04] <Bytram|away> !uid
[22:21:04] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6181, owned by Darknet301
[22:33:15] <takyon> http://www.nextplatform.com
[22:33:16] <systemd> ^ 03Broadwell Brings Xeon E5 A Balanced Performance Bump
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[22:59:12] <paulej72> due to some dumbass that will not be named who can't do timezone math, it is offically 1/4 in Soylent land
[22:59:22] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[22:59:23] <systemd> ^ 03Microsoft Denies Edge Native Ad-Blocker As Opera Launches Its Own In Beta
[23:01:56] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:01:57] <systemd> ^ 03Seagate intros Innov8: A USB-powered 8TB external hard drive • The Register
[23:04:42] <takyon> omg
[23:05:28] <crutchy> paulej72, 1/4 o'clock?
[23:05:36] <takyon> parts of the theme are definitely hard to read
[23:05:50] <crutchy> oh yeah 1st of april
[23:05:55] <takyon> http://puu.sh
[23:05:57] <crutchy> yay. internet stupid day
[23:05:58] <takyon> like these red bits
[23:06:41] <takyon> http://puu.sh
[23:06:47] <paulej72> blame TheMightyBuzzard
[23:07:03] <takyon> nearly invisible "Only 19 submissions in the queue"
[23:07:05] <takyon> yeah
[23:07:06] <paulej72> I left thoes in for fun
[23:07:18] <paulej72> only one day
[23:08:43] <takyon> i kind of like the look of the story list: https://soylentnews.org
[23:08:44] <systemd> ^ 03- SoylentNews User ( https://soylentnews.org )
[23:08:51] <takyon> guess this will be my new theme FOREVER
[23:09:30] <paulej72> well it will not be an offical theme until we deploy the new stuff
[23:10:01] <takyon> hmmmmm I notice there's no way to change it to anything else
[23:10:22] <takyon> the way TMB had it on dev only "site default" was changed to this
[23:11:12] <takyon> I thought idiotic content would make everyone leave, but it turns out stylesheet will do it instead
[23:12:22] <paulej72> last year eveyone got vt100 for the day, except vt100 users that got pwnies
[23:13:20] <takyon> 4-1-2016 the day soylentnews died
[23:13:36] <takyon> i think i'll post clickbait now
[23:14:36] <paulej72> its like its 1996 again
[23:29:02] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:29:02] <systemd> ^ 03Reddit's warrant canary shuffles off this mortal coil • The Register
[23:34:16] <crutchy> http://www.space.com
[23:34:16] <systemd> ^ 03Russia Is Launching a New Space Station Supply Ship Today: Watch Live
[23:38:29] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[23:38:30] <systemd> ^ 03Nanoparticle ?cluster bombs? destroy cancer cells | KurzweilAI
[23:39:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senator Wyden Calls on Digital Rights Activists to Block Legislative Efforts to Weaken Encryption - http://sylnt.us - exercise-rights-to-keep-crypto-strong
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