#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-30
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[00:31:19] <paulej72> scrotus
[00:33:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Arrested in Arizona House of Reps for Wearing Mask - http://sylnt.us - should-have-worn-foundation,-mascara-and-lipstick
[00:45:02] <Runaway1956> $beer me
[00:45:02] * aqu4 gives me a cold can of beer
[00:45:31] <Runaway1956> Hey, I can sit here and get drunk! For free! Cool!
[00:46:35] <BadCoderFinger> $beer everybody
[00:46:35] * aqu4 gives everybody a cold can of beer
[00:46:43] <BadCoderFinger> Now it's a party!
[00:48:29] <paulej72> only one, stingy bastard
[00:48:50] <BadCoderFinger> There's a tap!
[00:50:37] * Runaway1956 stretches out under the tap
[00:50:54] <paulej72> hey no hogging
[00:51:28] <Runaway1956> $beer world
[00:51:28] * aqu4 gives world a cold can of beer
[00:52:34] * Runaway1956 jealously guards the magic tap
[01:00:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> $burrito Runaway1956
[01:00:22] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Runaway1956
[01:01:08] <Runaway1956> must - guard - the - Holy - Magic - Tap
[01:01:17] * Runaway1956 wipes off rotten burrito
[01:02:10] * TheMightyBuzzard splices a second tap in while Runaway1956 is guarding the first
[01:02:33] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh, an acolyte
[01:03:24] <Runaway1956> Heed the doctrine of the Holy Tap
[01:03:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube brad paisley alcohol
[01:03:33] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:03:36] <Runaway1956> The tap must be guarded from the unwashed masses
[01:03:58] <Runaway1956> The unwashed are only permitted to drink pisswater from aluminum cans
[01:04:10] <Runaway1956> The less stinky may drink from bottles
[01:04:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> the unwashed masses invented beer
[01:04:24] <Runaway1956> Only the Holy Elite may guzzle from the tap
[01:05:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> been meaning to ask Subsentient what kinda beer he puts in there
[01:05:30] * Runaway1956 is afraid to hear his answer
[01:05:53] * TheMightyBuzzard cracks open an abita amber out of potential self defense
[01:06:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait, i know what kind
[01:06:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> $kind = "free";
[01:06:37] <takyon> that's me
[01:06:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> $beer takyon
[01:06:41] * aqu4 gives takyon a cold can of beer
[01:07:02] <takyon> I get so much free beer
[01:07:13] <takyon> how's everybody doing
[01:07:22] <Runaway1956> TMB - can I take the night off, and get paid for it?
[01:07:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> peachy keen, jellybean
[01:07:53] <Runaway1956> Doing poorly Takyon - the clock says I'll have to get ready for work in a little while
[01:07:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ate pizza, drinking beer, likely done with the new april 1 theme
[01:08:03] <takyon> oh yeah
[01:08:11] <takyon> still have to decide what we eds will do for apr 1
[01:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, are you a sysadmin? if not, no.
[01:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> or a politician i suppose.
[01:08:55] <Runaway1956> Hmmmm - I administer my systems at home, does that count?
[01:09:06] <Runaway1956> I have a root password
[01:09:22] <Runaway1956> sudo take off and get paid
[01:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, gotta be one you're paid to have. then you can fire up nethack in a terminal and look busy.
[01:09:43] <Runaway1956> ********
[01:10:29] <Runaway1956> "OOOOOOhhhhh, Sysadmin, what are all those cryptic symbols on your screen?"
[01:11:05] * Runaway1956 laughs everytime her thinks of nitwits talking about a "hacker" -
[01:11:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone wants a sneak peak at the 4/1 theme, check https://dev.soylentnews.org
[01:11:11] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Dev.SN: Dev.SN is secured dead goatse
[01:11:17] <Runaway1956> "He just had a black screen with printing on it!"
[01:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i got my ass chewed for having that going on once. while i was a sysadmin. new assistant manager bawled me out for not working while i was in the middle of working.
[01:14:54] <takyon> it looks normal to me
[01:15:15] <takyon> do I have to pick a theme? I changed mine to VT100
[01:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, switch to the default theme
[01:15:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> or april1. same same
[01:15:43] <takyon> well well
[01:15:56] <takyon> i'm going to have to inspect that element, sir
[01:16:02] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[01:16:25] <takyon> I see what you did there
[01:16:33] <takyon> also the background looks like it's from an Apogee game
[01:16:42] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[01:17:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not but i was thinking that too earlier
[01:17:33] <takyon> it's good to know we'll have this theme available for our users forver
[01:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> may, may not. it's having to get mangled in cause i built it way ahead of where live is on the git timeline
[01:19:13] <paulej72> pull out the shit and roll back to prod branch and rapply
[01:20:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> my git-fu is not that strong.
[01:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i'm pretty sure live is ahead of the 16_02 branch by an emergency template change or two.
[01:26:06] <paulej72> were are talking a css file and a image file
[01:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i figured i'd just dump them into the live files and edit the THEME file
[01:27:16] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[01:27:17] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Toshiba Details Its PC Business Reorg: Set to Concentrate on Tecra and Portg Brands for Business Users
[01:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> let the upgrade overwrite them later
[01:27:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause our template changes aren't in the 16_02 branch, they're way ahead on master.
[01:34:11] <chromas> Did html have fixed backgrounds back then? :D
[01:34:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah. might have been done with javascript but it annoyed the utter hell out of me
[01:34:45] <takyon> not with pure html afaik
[01:35:23] <chromas> One more nifty thing (besides a gif hit counter) would be the classic table / hr beveled look
[01:35:48] <takyon> HRs could be reproduced with css borders
[01:36:05] <chromas> That's what I was thinking. Have a gray bevel around each box :D
[01:36:24] <takyon> yeah... border:inset 3px #888
[01:36:27] <takyon> or something like that
[01:36:37] <chromas> Actually, ee the hrs do have bevels here
[01:36:41] <chromas> wtf
[01:36:48] * chromas checks keyboard battery
[01:37:03] <takyon> it might depend on theme. i'm on vt100
[01:37:32] <chromas> the geocities one seems to've it
[01:37:32] <chromas> tmb++
[01:37:33] <Bender> karma - tmb: 2
[01:37:59] <paulej72> hexchat and Mac OS X 11.4 don't like each other much
[01:38:16] <paulej72> a bit more lag than the before
[01:38:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, have you considered using a grown-up OS?
[01:39:19] <paulej72> like Ubuntu that ties to look like a Mac
[01:39:26] <chromas> Yeah, hexchat runs pretty well on Windows :D
[01:39:45] <chromas> Have you tried some 'native' irc clients like Colloquy?
[01:39:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair buntu dig
[01:40:22] <paulej72> I was using Colloquy but It had some down sides.
[01:40:22] <chromas> or limechat
[01:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> arch++
[01:40:24] <Bender> karma - arch: 4
[01:40:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma archlinux
[01:40:56] <Bender> karma of archlinux is 66
[01:40:57] <paulej72> Also I use a Win 7 machine at work and needed hexchat there so I decided to use it on the mac as well
[01:41:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[01:41:01] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 67
[01:41:23] <chromas> ~define position 67
[01:41:25] <exec> position 67: unable to find definition
[01:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes sense. dunno why mac'd have issues though. not like they go monkeying with perfectly good libraries to suit themselves.
[01:42:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, blow me and i'll owe you two?
[01:43:17] <paulej72> Its more the hexchat devs using some lame ported framework that has issues with text scrolling on Macs
[01:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[01:43:49] <chromas> gtk?
[01:44:12] <paulej72> i think that is it
[01:44:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> he said lame. has to be QT
[01:44:56] * chromas notes that all the oss programs ruining their uis are gtk-based
[01:45:22] <paulej72> https://github.com
[01:45:22] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Poor performance on OSX · Issue #1142 · hexchat/hexchat · GitHub
[01:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but so are all the ones worth using
[01:46:22] <chromas> There's one excellent thing that could put an end to the qt vs gtk fight
[01:46:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept K3b. it gets a pass cause it rocks my stripey socks.
[01:46:31] <chromas> we need a new toolkit to rule them all
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[01:47:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno, i can't back you on that without the xkcd link and i'm too lazy to look it up
[01:47:31] <paulej72> chromas: https://xkcd.com
[01:47:32] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03xkcd: Standards
[01:48:00] * TheMightyBuzzard tips his hat to paulej72 and hops on the new tk bandwagon
[01:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient could write it for us. he likes doing things the painfully difficult way already.
[01:49:34] <chromas> and crutchy could write a shiny new irc client that runs great on mac ossex
[01:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> in php
[01:50:04] <paulej72> I want X-platform
[01:50:41] <chromas> he could do it in delphi-style pascal; has bindings for everathang
[01:51:22] <chromas> or python
[01:51:32] * chromas installs python into tmb's arch
[01:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> has bindings for hookers? they wiggle around way too much when you throw them in the trunk.
[01:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, my beer's empty and the clock says bedtime. see you lot in the later.
[01:54:06] <chromas> it has a gag unit
[01:55:46] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:55:48] * exec crutchyly penetrates a thingy of coffee with TheMightyBuzzard
[01:56:38] <paulej72> well that is rather disgusting
[02:04:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Arrested in Arizona House of Reps for Wearing Mask - http://sylnt.us - should-have-worn-foundation,-mascara-and-lipstick || 60 Flydubai, Emirates Pilots Blow Whistle on Fatigue, Intimidation, Misuse of Authority - http://sylnt.us - goodbye-flydubai
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[02:12:15] <chromas> /nick Gravis
[02:16:18] <Bytram> #submit http://arstechnica.com
[02:16:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[02:16:49] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[02:42:53] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:42:55] * exec literally farts a massive fart a wad of systemd at #soylent
[02:43:04] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:43:06] * exec diarrhetically runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a petabyte of young-earth creationism for #soylent
[02:44:02] <Bytram> gnight everyone
[02:44:05] <Bytram> !uid
[02:44:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6178, owned by Jorrit
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[03:33:30] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[03:35:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Combustible Cigarettes Globally Cheaper than Vaping - http://sylnt.us - do-you-vape-m'lady
[04:07:16] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Did someone mention masochism?
[04:09:57] <Subsentient> paulej72: IRC problems?
[05:37:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Financial Crisis Leads Greeks to Use Barter Networks - http://sylnt.us - what-was-old-is-new-again
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[07:08:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brain Science Explains the Conflict Between Science and Religion - http://sylnt.us - religion!=spirituality
[07:09:55] <chromas> Well now we just need Brain Religion to confirm it
[07:13:52] <crutchy> brain netcraft
[07:14:04] <crutchy> braincraft
[07:14:14] <crutchy> brainwars
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[08:55:31] <Gravis> #submit https://www.ftc.gov
[08:55:32] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[08:55:48] <Gravis> piece of shit motherfucker
[08:56:53] <Gravis> hmm...
[08:56:58] <Gravis> #submit http://www.reuters.com
[08:57:00] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[08:57:07] <Gravis> MrPlow: you are the worst
[08:58:07] <Gravis> #submit http://www.extremetech.com
[08:58:08] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[08:58:38] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[09:09:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Open Yourself Up for Romance - http://sylnt.us - seek-romance-openly
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[10:22:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:22:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2408
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[10:41:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Long-Lost Naval Vessel Found - http://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
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[12:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> quiet today
[12:15:57] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:15:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2409
[12:16:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:16:46] * exec hurriedly experiences an amulet of boiled dog with cmn32480
[12:16:54] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:16:56] * exec allegedly twerks a chariot of broiled hog anus for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:17:16] <cmn32480> mmmm broiled hog anus
[12:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmm
[12:17:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is no part of a pig that is not tasty
[12:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> bot work day since we're pretty much at feature freeze time. or should be at least.
[12:18:07] <cmn32480> i've not tried ALL parts of the pig... so I cannot confirm or deny that statemnet
[12:19:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> All of the parts of a pig that I *have* tried have been tasty
[12:19:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> especially bacon
[12:19:44] <cmn32480> agreed
[12:19:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> only thing i'll reliably pass on are pig genitals. i got solidarity with my brothers, regardless of species.
[12:21:06] <chromas> You don't like spicy wieners?
[12:23:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if they're not made from actual wieners.
[12:23:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> much like i prefer my hotwings to be boneless and not made from actual wings.
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[12:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, i don't wanna do pointer math. i always end up off by one and hafta fix it.
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[12:33:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> bouncy tachyon
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[12:42:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oracle Will Seek a Staggering $9.3 Billion in 2nd Trial Against Google - http://sylnt.us - holy-zero's-batman
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[14:13:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Old are Saturn's Moons? - http://sylnt.us - astronomical-pup
[15:12:29] <Runaway1956> Saturn's moons are probably a couple years older than TMB
[15:13:24] <cmn32480> so slightly younger than you?
[15:14:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm not gonna say that Runaway1956 is old, but his Social Security number has fewer digits than his soylentnews.org account number.
[15:14:37] <Runaway1956> SSN #285
[15:16:06] <Runaway1956> Well - my item is out for delivery from the post office . . . meaning, it will arrive after I've gone to bed, and I won't be able to mess with it until TOMORROW!!
[15:16:24] <Runaway1956> And, yes, I'd like some cheese with that whine, thank you very much
[15:17:12] * AndyTheAbsurd hands Runaway1956 a 100g block of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
[15:17:50] * cmn32480 hands Runaway1956 some geritol
[15:18:57] <Runaway1956> Erdo-how, erdo-when, Erdogan - it's a pretty catchy tune, even if it is in German http://www.jpost.com
[15:18:58] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03WATCH: German TV parody of Erdogan sparks diplomatic row with Turkey - Middle East - Jerusalem Post
[15:19:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> what kind of toy did you get?
[15:20:37] <Runaway1956> Oh - I bought another riser card, hopefully, I can get another GPU plugged into this machine
[15:20:53] <cmn32480> but he won't get to mess w/ it until tomorrow
[15:20:57] <Runaway1956> The first riser just didn't have the right bits in all the right places, or something like that
[15:22:44] <Runaway1956> Vodaphone - that kind rhymes with Kodachrome - can we re-do the Kodachrome song?
[15:22:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> sounds like fun
[15:23:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have some big fat GPU in my desktop at home... don't play games on it anymore, though.
[15:23:58] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[15:23:59] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Kodachrome - Paul Simon - YouTube
[15:24:17] <Runaway1956> Like Nintendo - PLAY IT LOUD!
[15:24:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> Have you heard Disturbed's cover of Simon & Garfunkel's "Sound of Silence"?
[15:25:26] <Runaway1956> No, I don't guess I have
[15:26:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> Apparently there is actually an official music video (which I have not yet watch but here's a link anyway): https://www.youtube.com
[15:26:17] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Disturbed - The Sound Of Silence [Official Music Video] - YouTube
[15:26:30] <Runaway1956> I gotta back up and look at the green-eyed brown girl again - she's hot, hott, hottt!
[15:29:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> hot green-eyed brown girl? where? in the Erdogan thing?
[15:29:54] <Runaway1956> No, in the Kodachrome video - I am somewhat color blind, and green eyes in a brown face just do something to me
[15:30:24] <Runaway1956> Half the reason I liked Miami Vice, LOL -
[15:33:09] <Runaway1956> You're right - Disturbed did a very good job with Sound of Silence
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[16:15:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Psychology of Online Surveillance Is Examined - http://sylnt.us - knowing-when-to-shut-up
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[17:26:56] <cmn32480> I'm off to the airport...
[17:27:10] <cmn32480> you kids behave while I'm gone!
[17:28:17] <nick> take care, cmn32480
[17:28:19] * nick hat tip
[17:29:16] <cmn32480> thanks nick
[17:29:30] <cmn32480> hopefully the turbulence that was seen yesterday has dissipated today
[17:31:04] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[17:31:06] * exec ironically spews an overflowing treasure chest of jingly keys on #soylent
[18:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Launches Fiber Phone - http://sylnt.us
[19:17:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spotify Raises Cash to Fight Apple for Streaming Music Market - http://sylnt.us - risk-vs-reward
[19:34:08] <SirFinkus> so I guess "selfie" just means "portrait" now
[19:34:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> Despite my personal dislike of that usage of the term: language evolves, get used to it.
[19:35:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm pretty much OK as long as we never progress to "smellfies"
[19:35:11] <SirFinkus> wasn't really bitching, just making an observation
[19:37:11] <cmn32480> I think there is more nuance then that SirFinkus
[19:37:34] <cmn32480> portrait covers a LOT of ground
[19:37:45] <SirFinkus> what did you call me?
[19:37:51] <cmn32480> a selfie is only a picture taken of one's self
[19:38:01] <cmn32480> ~gday SirFinkus
[19:38:13] <cmn32480> ~gday SirFinkus
[19:38:20] * exec insatiably throws an exchange server of hornets at SirFinkus
[19:38:30] <cmn32480> damn exec... you SLOW
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[19:38:49] <cmn32480> nuanced... I called you nuanced
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[19:39:13] <cmn32480> well that's odd
[19:39:15] <SirFinkus> every source I've seen cover the egyptair guy's portrait has referred to it as a "selfie"
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[19:39:45] <cmn32480> then the modern media is a bunch of retards
[19:39:48] <SirFinkus> http://www.theguardian.com
[19:39:49] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Ben Innes on taking a 'selfie' with the EgyptAir hijacker | UK news | The Guardian
[19:39:50] <SirFinkus> etc etc
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[19:40:14] <SirFinkus> on a side note, what a hero
[19:40:33] <SirFinkus> I never liked the term selfie
[19:40:38] <SirFinkus> always makes me think of masturbation
[19:41:09] <SirFinkus> "I didn't want to give the hooker the easy one, so I gave myself a selfie before she came over"
[19:41:09] <SirFinkus> and so on
[19:41:36] <cmn32480> yeah... I shoudl think it can refer to rubbing one out
[19:41:39] <cmn32480> but
[19:41:52] <cmn32480> I always thought a selfie had to be taken of you by you
[19:42:02] <SirFinkus> that's what I'm saying
[19:42:04] <cmn32480> hence the term selfie
[19:42:05] <SirFinkus> the meaning has evolved
[19:42:08] * SirFinkus is listening to Stoned Jesus — Stormy Monday, from the album Seven Thunders Roar
[19:42:32] * cmn32480 is listening to airport announcements hoping that his flight hasn't changed gates
[19:43:14] <SirFinkus> trying to figure out if you have enough for a selfie in the restroom?
[19:43:54] <cmn32480> nah... that requires all the foot tapping and weird stuff.... I have no sense of rhythm
[19:43:57] <cmn32480> you know how it is
[19:44:35] <cmn32480> I do not... boarding shoudl b egin in about 6 minutes
[19:44:49] <SirFinkus> guess you'll have to use the one on the plane
[19:45:07] <cmn32480> if I can find a suitable companion
[19:45:18] <SirFinkus> wouldn't be a selfie in that case
[19:45:18] <cmn32480> oop time to line up
[19:45:26] <SirFinkus> have fun
[19:45:31] <SirFinkus> don't let the terrorists bite
[19:45:43] <cmn32480> back after we get throuhg 10k feet
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[19:58:21] <Cmn32480_phone> ~gday sirfinkus
[19:58:24] * exec allegedly launches a chariot of whoopass toward sirfinkus
[19:58:31] <SirFinkus> that was fast
[19:58:50] <Cmn32480_phone> On my phone while the rest of the cattle board
[19:59:07] <SirFinkus> oooh, do you get to ride in front?
[19:59:13] <SirFinkus> what kind of plane? 737?
[19:59:49] <Cmn32480_phone> Yes 737-800
[20:00:12] <Cmn32480_phone> Over wing exit row leg room... for the shortest guy on the plane
[20:00:22] <SirFinkus> you bastard
[20:01:02] <Cmn32480_phone> Yep. That's a perk of flying a lot. Early boarding nimbers
[20:01:23] <SirFinkus> the disadvantage is that you have to fly a lot
[20:01:32] <Cmn32480_phone> Right
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[20:01:47] <SirFinkus> actually, I love flying, I just hate everything else about the experience
[20:01:49] <Cmn32480_phone> Bit I occasionally get to take the wife with me
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[20:02:37] <Cmn32480_phone> For the cost of the taxes with my companion pass
[20:02:37] <SirFinkus> put me behind the wing and give me some interesting weather/scenery and I'll just stare out the window most of the flight
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[20:03:23] <SirFinkus> hmm, just me or did irc have a hiccup or something?
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[20:04:21] <SirFinkus> PANIC
[20:04:34] <Cmn32480_phone> Hmmmmm... something funky is happening on irc
[20:04:42] <SirFinkus> I know
[20:04:43] <SirFinkus> PANIC
[20:04:52] <Cmn32480_phone> Ping the mighty buzzard paulej72
[20:04:59] <Cmn32480_phone> Ping deucalion
[20:05:08] <SirFinkus> oh shit, he's gone
[20:05:18] <SirFinkus> now we can fuck around
[20:05:28] <Cmn32480_phone> Can you ping tmb my phone keeps putting spaces in his name
[20:05:49] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard
[20:05:49] <SirFinkus> don't blame me, Cmn32480_phone
[20:05:55] <Cmn32480_phone> I don't have .kick on this nick
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[20:06:17] <SirFinkus> who needs to be kicked?
[20:06:37] <Cmn32480_phone> Dunno... you said we can screw around.....
[20:06:48] <SirFinkus> oh
[20:07:05] <Cmn32480_phone> Probably bytram 's fault
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[20:07:18] <SirFinkus> Bytram|away!!!!!!!
[20:07:25] <SirFinkus> WOAH
[20:07:25] <SirFinkus> good one
[20:07:28] <SirFinkus> sup juggs
[20:07:34] <SirFinkus> Bytram|away broke irc again
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[20:07:48] <Cmn32480_phone> What did you do bytram?
[20:08:05] <Cmn32480_phone> That was juggs bouncer rejoining
[20:08:41] <SirFinkus> bouncy juggs
[20:08:50] <Cmn32480_phone> Tee hee.....
[20:09:06] <Cmn32480_phone> I believe he jiggles.....
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[20:10:51] <Cmn32480_phone> I will get exec reconnected when we get to 10k feet and I can get on the laptop
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[20:43:58] <cmn32480> back
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[20:55:32] <cmn32480> pulling a page from TheMightyBuzzard, I am gonna take a nap
[21:03:05] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[21:03:07] <crutchy> o/
[21:03:27] * crutchy is about to head off for workipoos :(
[21:05:41] <nick> go repay your debt to society
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[21:09:23] <Subsentient> So, that's the first time NEXUS crashed in a long ass time.
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[21:19:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hacker Publishes Unapproved "Watch Paint Dry" Game to Steam - http://sylnt.us - told-you-so
[22:50:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linus Torvalds on 25 Years of Linux - http://sylnt.us - year-of-linux-on-the-things
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[23:18:41] <Twatt> Sup niggaz
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