#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-28
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[00:00:13] <crutchy> the metronome is correct. its the universe that's on the piss
[00:00:35] * crutchy blames systemd
[00:10:03] * Bytram concurs
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[01:21:31] <Greasey> 'Sup
[01:22:42] <SirFinkus> very little
[01:22:44] <cmn32480> ~gday Greasey
[01:22:46] * exec metrosexually queefs a chariot of meatshake at Greasey
[01:22:57] * SirFinkus is watching the hateful eight
[01:23:18] <Greasey> Sup fellas.
[01:23:43] <Greasey> Hateful 8 - 4 hours of talking. Though they say 'nigga' a lot.
[01:23:59] <SirFinkus> seems pretty good so far
[01:24:03] <SirFinkus> maybe an hour in
[01:27:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Foam Metal Might Turn Airplanes into "Transformers" - http://sylnt.us - zoom-zoom-splash
[01:28:01] <crutchy> Greasey, aye focker!
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[01:33:04] <Greasey> "Be respectful of others" bahaha.
[01:34:14] <crutchy> is that from 'the big book of social justice irony'?
[01:34:16] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[01:34:18] * exec theoretically gives birth to a bathtub of 💩 for crutchy
[01:34:52] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[01:35:11] <cmn32480> exec?
[01:35:16] <cmn32480> helllloooooooooooo
[01:35:21] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[01:35:23] * exec insatiably inserts a hugbox of 🕷 into cmn32480
[01:35:28] <cmn32480> lol
[01:35:29] <crutchy> lol 'hugbox'
[01:35:36] <Greasey> Crutchy, its the headline thingy for #soylent.
[01:35:51] <crutchy> oh haha
[01:35:59] <crutchy> fair enough
[01:36:04] <Greasey> It actually is respectful in here, except for me.
[01:36:19] <crutchy> Greasey, nah you're ok dude
[01:37:43] <Greasey> Had to write a paper about my project and social justice today. Mocked the fuck out it, saying the project can be used unethically as a car or butterknife can.
[01:39:49] <Greasey> People are writing fucking android contact managers and shit. What the fuck does social jusyice have to do with that? Are they rayciss cuz they're written in fucking English?
[01:40:35] <crutchy> oh yeah definitely. and you'd better not print it in black cuz das racist too
[01:41:07] <crutchy> gotta be rainbow
[01:41:54] <crutchy> soon there will be a law banning black ink cartridges
[01:43:47] <Greasey> School--
[01:43:47] <Bender> karma - school: -1
[01:47:43] <Greasey> What would happen to you guys if you got a semi-erection at work, that somebody saw?
[01:48:19] <SirFinkus> joke's on them, I'm unemployed
[01:48:32] <SirFinkus> getting boners at "work" is a job requirement
[01:52:21] <Greasey> Being unemployed rocks and sucks at the same time.
[01:53:46] <Leebert> ...I rarely look at this channel, but I chose NOW to come by again.
[01:54:11] <Greasey> Good buddy of mine just got his neetbux after like a 3 year battle
[01:54:38] <Greasey> Over 900 bux a month for free.
[01:54:45] <cmn32480> sorry 'bout your luck leebert
[01:55:23] <crutchy> neetbux?
[01:55:29] <Leebert> cmn32480: Howdy!
[01:55:40] <cmn32480> how goes?
[01:55:48] <crutchy> ~g'day Leebert o/
[01:55:50] * exec ironically experiences a toilet bowl of spiders with Leebert
[01:56:01] <crutchy> that's ironic
[01:56:13] <Leebert> I like spiders.
[01:56:25] <Leebert> Had one in my shower for like 2 months.
[01:56:35] <Leebert> She and I had nice chats in the morning.
[01:56:42] <SirFinkus> me too
[01:56:55] <Leebert> (I assume all spiders are female because I read Charlotte's Web as a kid.)
[01:58:37] crutchy is now known as dogfart
[01:59:01] <Greasey> Leebert, did you get an 8-legged handjob from ol' Charlotte?
[01:59:17] dogfart is now known as crutchy
[01:59:34] <Leebert> I, uh... don't think so?
[01:59:36] <Greasey> I got an 8-legged handjob from a spider once. She called me "Some Pig"
[01:59:38] <Greasey> Bahahahah
[01:59:43] <crutchy> mrs palmer and her 5 daughters
[01:59:43] <Leebert> I mean, they say that you eat spiders while you sleep.
[01:59:53] <cmn32480> when the hell did power supplies go modular?
[01:59:53] <Leebert> Who knows what else spiders are up to while I'm sleeping.
[02:00:12] <SirFinkus> laying eggs in your orifices
[02:00:26] * cmn32480 leaves the channel before he gets bad dreams
[02:00:32] * Leebert is beginning to remember why he doesn't check this channel often. :)
[02:00:41] <crutchy> cmn32480, ikr. apparently they don't even use real rtransformers anymore!
[02:01:04] * Bytram suggests this channel could use some de-bugging
[02:01:12] <cmn32480> long as the transformers aren't Decepticons, we are good
[02:01:14] <Leebert> My power supply has Gobots in them?
[02:01:26] <Greasey> Lowering the level of discourse since 1981, motherfuckers.
[02:01:26] <Leebert> ^5 cmn32480
[02:01:30] <crutchy> flysprayctl spray
[02:01:47] <Leebert> 1981? A mere child.
[02:01:47] <cmn32480> ^5 Leebert
[02:02:04] <cmn32480> yeah.. all us adults were born in 1980 or earlier
[02:02:29] <crutchy> woohoo only 2 years till i'm an adult! :D
[02:02:55] <cmn32480> these kids today... I swear
[02:03:00] <Leebert> 1976. America's 200th birthday, and my zeroth.
[02:03:07] <Bytram> #submit http://biosrhythm.com "A fun bit of hardware and software hacking on a computer from way-back-then."
[02:03:08] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[02:03:20] <Bytram> #smake MrPlow
[02:03:20] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with seats and a steering wheel
[02:03:27] <crutchy> lol
[02:03:33] <cmn32480> nice!
[02:03:33] * Bytram notes recursion and laughts
[02:03:36] <crutchy> snatched
[02:03:47] <Bytram> !grab MrPlow
[02:03:47] <Bender> Added quote 704
[02:03:58] <Bytram> !quote 704
[02:03:58] <Bender> Quote 704 - <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[02:04:08] <Bytram> awwww. :(
[02:04:11] <crutchy> #smakes Bender
[02:04:15] <cmn32480> can't grab actions until somebody un-spaghetti's Bender's code
[02:04:22] <crutchy> poor bender
[02:04:24] <Bytram> crutchy: singular; smake
[02:04:42] <Bytram> #smake bender
[02:04:42] * MrPlow smakes bender upside the head with a raw steak
[02:04:49] <crutchy> someone on freenode asked me what smake was
[02:04:54] <Bytram> #smake siri
[02:04:54] * MrPlow smakes siri upside the head with 💩
[02:04:57] <crutchy> i told them it was a compiled smack :p
[02:05:23] <Bytram> time for me to get some din-din; biab
[02:05:30] <Bytram> afk
[02:06:45] * Bytram just noticed the time
[02:06:49] <Bytram> ~folding-rank
[02:06:51] <exec> 071302
[02:06:58] <Bytram> ohhhh! *so* close!
[02:07:10] <cmn32480> that sounds dirty...
[02:07:23] <cmn32480> !grab bytram
[02:07:23] <Bender> Added quote 705
[02:07:42] * Bytram offers some soap to cmn32480 to clean his mind
[02:08:23] <Bytram> only 70k more points and team SoylentNews.org will be at 17,000,000 !!
[02:18:09] <Greasey> Fuck yeah.
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[02:29:54] <cmn32480> ~gnight ya_bastids
[02:29:56] * exec spontaneously hurls a rusty trombone of milo at ya_bastids
[02:37:32] <Bytram> http://www.macworld.com
[02:37:33] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Forensics expert says FBI to use NAND mirroring to crack terrorist's iPhone | Macworld
[02:39:08] <Bytram> #submit http://www.macworld.com "repeat until (phone.state == 'unlocked') {backup memory; try up to 10 times; restore}"
[02:39:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[02:39:39] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
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[02:58:11] <Greasey> Sup.
[03:01:33] <Deucalion> Sup Greasey EF?
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[03:10:04] <Deucalion> Bytram, you still around?
[03:12:18] <Bytram> Deucalion: nope
[03:12:19] <Bytram> ;)
[03:12:32] <Deucalion> pm?
[03:12:41] <Bytram> sure
[03:16:31] <SirFinkus> this movie is fucking great
[03:16:52] <SirFinkus> james may as a cowboy
[03:21:18] <Deucalion> Captain Slow on a horse? I hope it doesn't break into more than a trot
[03:21:42] <SirFinkus> he's spent most of the movie in bed
[03:26:32] <Deucalion> Sound policy during winter in the UK... there's really fuck all to do.
[03:28:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook's "Safety Check" Feature Asked too Many Users if They Were Okay After Pakistan Bombing - http://sylnt.us - who-safety-checked-the-safety-check?
[03:33:29] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[03:47:52] <chromas> Is there an appropriate number of users to ask?
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[04:13:05] * crutchy is tinkering >:_D
[04:13:18] <SirFinkus> you'll go blind
[04:13:26] <crutchy> too late!
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[04:30:28] <Subsentient> derp
[04:41:11] <Deucalion> herp
[04:44:13] * JamesNZ burps
[05:27:12] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[05:30:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Peak "Emoji"? Snapchat Reportedly Buys Bitstrips for $100 Million - http://sylnt.us - picture-this!
[05:51:18] <julian> If only IRC supported emoji. Wouldn't that be nice?
[06:02:47] <Subsentient> julian: No, it'd be terrible.
[06:05:03] <Subsentient> julian: I was just watching the chat stream from The Young Turks (news youtube thingy) and I can honestly say I feel dumber from having been exposed to that many emjois.
[06:05:23] <Subsentient> $replace emjois^emojis
[06:05:23] <aqu4> You must specify more than just a nick.
[06:05:33] <Subsentient> dammit.
[06:06:05] <JamesNZ> Pretty sure that IRC clone supports emoji.
[06:06:58] <Subsentient> This is the emojis we have: :^) :^( >:^( :^| :^P :^3 and of course 8====D~~~
[06:07:33] <Subsentient> Or in my case 8=D~~,.
[06:08:05] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Here?
[06:08:18] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[06:08:18] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[06:09:35] <julian> You could just have your IRC client replace text emojis with graphics
[06:10:32] <julian> But other people wouldn't see them
[06:10:59] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[06:10:59] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[06:11:33] <Subsentient> I need you buzzard! How do you handle the stupid? I'm weeping for the world!
[06:11:50] <Subsentient> How do you not just slit your wrists and crawl in a hole?
[06:23:19] <crutchy> g'day julian, JamesNZ
[06:23:38] <crutchy> 💩
[06:23:40] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[06:23:44] <crutchy> >;-D
[06:23:57] <crutchy> Subsentient, o/
[06:24:18] <JamesNZ> ~gday crutchy
[06:24:20] * exec proverbially microagresses a recycle bin of pyjama time at crutchy
[06:24:21] <Subsentient> .
[06:24:31] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[06:24:33] * exec transphobically nudges a wallet of iron filings toward crutchy
[06:24:40] <Subsentient> ~gday crutchy
[06:24:41] * exec single-handedly imagines the gerbillius swarm of potato salad with crutchy
[06:24:54] <Subsentient> Ok, that one I'm keeping.
[06:24:54] * crutchy cautiously sniffs the iron filings
[06:25:04] * Subsentient eats the iron fillings
[07:01:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California Plans to Raise Minimum Wage to $15/Hour - http://sylnt.us - they-made-the-hour-longer,-too
[07:27:04] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.rt.com
[07:27:32] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[07:50:26] <Subsentient> So longhorny failed, Windows is too secure after Windows Vista to covertly change everything to goatse.
[07:50:55] * Subsentient notes his observations actually do point to Windows being more secure nowadays than Linux from a design standpoint
[08:32:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hitomi X-ray Observatory Loses Contact with Earth - http://sylnt.us - broken-antenna
[08:33:58] * Runaway1956 notes that Longhorn didn't fail
[08:34:28] <Runaway1956> The Longhorn ISO which I test drove was just XP, with some slightly more secure features
[08:34:41] <Runaway1956> Vista was the failure, not Longhorn
[08:41:41] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[08:46:50] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[08:46:52] <exec> 071300
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[09:42:29] <Runaway1956> Fokkin' USPS tracking - they got pre-shipment info five days ago, then they re-dated that pre-shipment info to the NEXT DAY - and apparently it hasn't ever been picked up
[09:47:13] <Runaway1956> One of those "oh shit" moments - https://www.rt.com
[09:47:14] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Leaked Flydubai recorder data reveals argument, panic in cockpit before ‘fatal nosedive’ — RT News ( https://www.rt.com )
[09:47:39] <Runaway1956> They went a long way toward idiot-proofing aircraft, but we keep making better idiots
[09:50:41] <Runaway1956> Similar scenarios coming soon to an intersection near you, in the form of autonomous cars
[09:57:28] <JamesNZ> Noice picture crutchy.
[09:59:35] * crutchy has a camera that might be able to do that (D3000) but i don't live near any busy airports :(
[10:10:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:10:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2398
[10:15:51] <Runaway1956> coffee++ agreed
[10:15:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2399
[10:17:41] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Disagreed.
[10:17:42] <Bender> karma - tea: 541
[10:17:44] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:17:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2400
[10:17:44] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[10:17:44] <Bender> karma - tea: 542
[10:17:46] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[10:17:46] <Bender> karma - tea: 543
[10:17:56] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:17:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2401
[10:18:05] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[10:18:05] <Bender> karma - tea: 544
[10:18:09] <cmn32480> stick taht in yer bedbugs JamesNZ
[10:18:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're closing in on the blue box frequency
[10:18:33] * JamesNZ serves coffee to cmn32480's bedbugs
[10:18:45] <JamesNZ> Bedbugs on caffeine!
[10:18:57] <cmn32480> they are quite dead thankyouverymuch
[10:19:27] <crutchy> its like 11.30pm or so at your joint JamesNZ, no?
[10:19:32] <crutchy> or 10.30 maybe
[10:19:35] * cmn32480 goes to make coffee++
[10:19:37] <JamesNZ> #orAreThey?
[10:19:49] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Almost, 'tis 11:19.
[10:21:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee + amphetamines + me = awake in 15m
[10:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, we may do something for april 1 but it don't look like we're getting a release out by then. prolly this coming weekend.
[10:23:03] <JamesNZ> Make a fake release on April 1st!
[10:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, could
[10:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a couple hours downtime for no reason then put up a punch the monkey banner.
[10:26:17] <cmn32480> yeah... that'll go over real good
[10:27:03] <JamesNZ> It's just a prank bro.
[10:31:37] * cmn32480 si glad he won't be around on 4/1
[10:33:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, think some autoplay music without controls in an audio tag on the front page too
[10:34:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum "Fredkin Gate" Implemented Using Entangled Photons - http://sylnt.us - it'll-be-a-Shor-thing
[10:34:28] * cmn32480 is glad he won't be around on 4/1
[10:38:52] <crutchy> g'day cmn32480
[10:39:00] <crutchy> i made a few tweaks to de bot
[10:39:06] <crutchy> mainly for ~tell
[10:39:27] <crutchy> moved to a json file and incorporated ignore for tell
[10:39:54] <Runaway1956> ~tell crutchy de bot is tired of being told what to do
[10:40:21] <crutchy> ~tell Runaway1956 my butt smells
[10:40:25] <Runaway1956> ~tell crutchy de bot is taking over
[10:40:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~tell exec stop talking to yourself
[10:40:54] <crutchy> ~tell Runaway1956 it sure is. kill it!
[10:41:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[10:41:14] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - currently 43°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 9 mph, humidity 77% - Monday sunny (39°F:63°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (47°F:69°F), Wednesday scattered showers (61°F:70°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (46°F:75°F)
[10:41:58] * Runaway1956 fires a micro-tactical nuke at exec, and watches as each fragment regenerates into a new bot
[10:44:23] * TheMightyBuzzard steps out for some nicotine
[10:48:33] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[10:48:35] * exec explicitly poops a box of Soylent Green for crutchy
[10:54:51] <crutchy> tmb, maybe its a good year to break out some retro
[10:55:18] <crutchy> is there a 'party like it's 1995' css for SN yet?
[10:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we ain't really got time to build much in the way of wackiness though.
[10:55:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... guess i could do that today after i quit fiddling with testbot
[10:55:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> or start on it anyway
[10:56:23] <crutchy> plenty of animated gifs and marquees and under construction
[10:56:50] <crutchy> some of that might be a bit tricky wioth slash. can do marquee with css nowadays?
[10:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno
[10:57:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> IIRC, marquee is still in HTML but blink isn't
[10:57:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> you can simulate <blink> tags with javascript if you *really* want to annoy viewers.
[10:59:05] <crutchy> js might need template fuckery
[10:59:35] <crutchy> i guess css probably needs template fuckery too
[10:59:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> would require a whole new template really
[11:00:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> which ain't no huge thang but does take a little time
[11:00:47] <cmn32480> good thing you have a couple days and are all rested from vacation
[11:01:41] * cmn32480 cracks the whip
[11:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i still got some testbot coding to do. will get to it after a bit.
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[12:00:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> happy workipoos, crutchy
[12:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, sleep for joo
[12:00:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> do it! do it now!
[12:04:52] <crutchy> yeah i'moff to bed soon
[12:05:00] <crutchy> watching a yt video
[12:05:09] <crutchy> ~time
[12:05:11] <exec> Monday, 28 March 2016 @ 11:05 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[12:05:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bill Aims to Identify U.S. Prepaid Cellular Users - http://sylnt.us - pre-speiration
[12:10:23] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[12:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> stinkin non-standard apis
[12:11:24] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[12:11:26] * exec diabolically bitchslaps an armpit of tacos with crutchy
[12:12:14] <crutchy> ~g'night cmn32480
[12:12:16] * exec cohesively farts a massive fart a goblet of toxic masculinity at cmn32480
[12:12:20] <crutchy> ~g'night TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:23] * exec diarrhetically cyberbullies a stocking of the chron at TheMightyBuzzard
[12:14:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight crutchy
[12:14:02] * exec crutchyly crossbreeds a pair of used panties full of social justice with crutchy
[12:14:05] <Runaway1956> Fek, exec is losing it.
[12:14:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> lil bit, yeah
[12:14:30] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - did he ever really HAVE it?
[12:14:32] * Runaway1956 wishes he hadn't shot exec with that nuke now, the bits and pieces of him are worse than the orginial
[12:15:11] <Runaway1956> or worse than the orgasmal
[12:15:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> sooooo close to being done with weather....
[12:19:10] <Runaway1956> who wants a feel-good story?
[12:19:28] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[12:19:28] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Alabama boy, 10, steers truck to safety after harrowing 10-mile ordeal | Fox News
[12:19:42] <Runaway1956> They didn't even shoot him for driving while black!
[12:20:33] <Runaway1956> The photography sucks though, I can't see any features on his face, just a round black mass
[12:22:16] <Runaway1956> Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem
[12:22:48] <Runaway1956> Gloria Steinem - alpha bull dyke from a couple decades ago
[12:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, stoopid segfaults
[12:29:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn that's a long function.
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[12:35:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, found the bug. was one i worked around earlier but forgot to work around this time.
[12:37:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, gonna be hard to work around this one though. need to lock execution until the other thread processes something with perl.
[12:38:18] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head and decides to have another smoke
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[12:43:58] <Runaway1956> Did you comment the bug this time?
[12:44:22] <Runaway1956> ## MONSTER BUG HERE - DON'T FORGET IT!!!
[12:46:40] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - https://secure.newegg.com
[12:46:43] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Newegg.com Account Login Page ( https://secure.newegg.com )
[12:48:45] <cmn32480> not sure if that actaully got made public or not
[12:49:19] <Runaway1956> It doesn't allow me to see your wish list - sent me to a login page which didn't work, I had to go to main page, log in from there, and I see my own empty wish lists
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[12:52:34] <paulej72> Hello all
[12:52:44] <paulej72> ~weather
[12:52:46] <exec> 10Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 46°F / 8°C, light rain showers, wind NE at 7 mph, humidity 92% - Monday scattered showers (39°F:64°F / 4°C:18°C), Tuesday sunny (31°F:56°F / -1°C:13°C), Wednesday sunny (42°F:61°F / 6°C:16°C), Thursday cloudy (60°F:70°F / 16°C:21°C)
[12:54:52] <cmn32480> I think the public wish lists must update every so often...
[12:55:02] <cmn32480> ~gday paulej72
[12:55:04] * exec proverbially twerks a byte of spiders for paulej72
[12:56:28] <paulej72> Successful incremental backup of '/home'
[12:56:28] <paulej72> Total number of objects inspected: 50,576,630
[12:56:28] <paulej72> Total number of objects backed up: 31,706,899
[12:56:28] <paulej72> Total number of objects updated: 0
[12:56:28] <paulej72> Total number of objects rebound: 0
[12:56:29] <paulej72> Total number of objects deleted: 0
[12:56:31] <paulej72> Total number of objects expired: 2
[12:56:33] <paulej72> Total number of objects failed: 0
[12:56:37] <paulej72> Total number of bytes inspected: 618.45 GB
[12:56:39] <paulej72> Total number of bytes transferred: 123.36 GB
[12:56:41] <paulej72> Data transfer time: 2,917.09 sec
[12:56:43] <paulej72> Network data transfer rate: 44,345.40 KB/sec
[12:56:45] <paulej72> Aggregate data transfer rate: 694.95 KB/sec
[12:56:47] <paulej72> Objects compressed by: 63%
[12:56:49] <paulej72> Total data reduction ratio: 80.06%
[12:56:51] <paulej72> Elapsed processing time: 51:42:21
[12:57:02] <paulej72> This is a 1 TB drive
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[12:57:31] <paulej72> crutchy has split, quick call an ambulance
[12:58:19] <Runaway1956> Ambulance hell, you grab one leg, I'll grab the other, and we'll run in opposite directions
[12:58:43] <Runaway1956> Else, he'll regenerate like exec did earlier
[12:59:27] <cmn32480> exec is kinda resilient like that... crutchy... perhaps not quite so much
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[13:01:33] <cmn32480> http://www.newegg.com
[13:01:34] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
[13:01:40] <cmn32480> http://www.newegg.com
[13:01:41] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
[13:01:50] <cmn32480> http://www.newegg.com
[13:01:51] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
[13:01:59] <cmn32480> http://www.newegg.com
[13:02:00] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
[13:02:14] <cmn32480> and I have3 to decide between these two:
[13:02:16] <cmn32480> http://www.newegg.com
[13:02:17] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
[13:02:24] <cmn32480> http://www.newegg.com
[13:02:24] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
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[13:04:11] <cmn32480> nuts.. I wish taht had give the item in the description
[13:05:31] <Runaway1956> LOL - that's a huge PSU! Who the hell told you that you needed on that big? I'll bet it was some asshole on IRC
[13:05:44] <cmn32480> lol
[13:05:59] <cmn32480> The calculator on Newegg says 773W based on thsoe components.
[13:06:15] <cmn32480> and if I add another video card for SLI....
[13:06:26] <cmn32480> that's 400W
[13:06:42] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh - if you plan on a second GPU, then yes, that's probably the best PSU
[13:06:44] <cmn32480> si that puts me at 1175...
[13:07:23] <cmn32480> it;'s a big if at this point, but I'd rather have to much power adn have the PSU shug along at lower power than struggling
[13:07:27] <Runaway1956> look at this page though - the 960 kinda sucks ass if you plan on using this rig for FAH - https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:07:28] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Wiki: GeForce 900 series
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[13:08:10] <Runaway1956> The 980 or the 980TI crunches a HELLUVA lot more numbers than the 960 ever will
[13:08:30] <Runaway1956> (scroll down to the chart)
[13:08:59] <cmn32480> at double the cost....
[13:09:21] <Runaway1956> Yessir - just making you aware that you are compromising - cost vs performance is always a compromise
[13:09:34] * Runaway1956 can't always afford what he wants either
[13:09:45] <cmn32480> precisely, sir!
[13:10:04] <Runaway1956> An informed decision is usually the best decision
[13:10:21] <cmn32480> I looked at the 980's... then I looked in my wallet...
[13:10:59] <cmn32480> and decided that a compromise was OK
[13:12:56] <cmn32480> the 970's were a little rich for my blood too
[13:13:01] <Runaway1956> Most of those pages won't load for me - what did you get for a heat sink? DON'T BUY ANYTHING MADE OF ALUMINUM!!!!!!
[13:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> belated mornin, paulej72
[13:13:33] <Runaway1956> I hear you man - I'm running a damned 450 in one machine, and a 740 in the other
[13:13:55] <Runaway1956> and trying to get a riser so that I can add a 730 to the 740
[13:14:15] <paulej72> Runaway1956: have you been melting AL heat sinks?
[13:14:16] <Runaway1956> And, maybe add a 630 to the 450
[13:14:50] <cmn32480> the curtrent box has an old 6800 in it... still limping along
[13:14:50] <Runaway1956> Not melted one yet - but every CPU with an aluminum heat sing that I've ever seen ran appreciably cooler after changing to copper
[13:15:09] <paulej72> more power
[13:15:36] <cmn32480> shit.. didn't think about the heatsink
[13:15:43] <Runaway1956> Aluminum can never match copper's thermal properties
[13:16:37] <paulej72> but Al is cheaper, think of the profits you are denying the 1%ers
[13:17:16] <paulej72> just let the AMD bun up. they suck anyway
[13:18:10] <paulej72> is that one of the chips that says its 8 cores but more like 4 with some extra compute units
[13:18:25] <Runaway1956> Well, let's run through this - CPU first, MOBO to match, heat sink(s), GPU, system memory, storage, and finally peripherals
[13:18:57] <Runaway1956> Did you miss anything else, such as the media card reader you've wanted for the last decade but never invested in?
[13:19:04] <cmn32480> have one
[13:19:06] <paulej72> and you need a case that can be used as a table leg
[13:19:11] <cmn32480> have one
[13:19:36] <Runaway1956> Table leg? WTF, my tower doubles as a coffee table
[13:20:04] <cmn32480> Chip the AMD FX-8350 Vishera
[13:20:10] <paulej72> and fans with LEDs and case lights with a disco controller
[13:20:25] <Runaway1956> 25" high, 12" wide, and 22" depth
[13:20:34] <cmn32480> board is the Gigabyte GA-9909FX-Gaming
[13:20:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> absolutely. anything with programmable lights MUST have a disco mode
[13:20:39] <Runaway1956> eATX for the win
[13:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> including home automation. disco button = mandatory.
[13:21:14] <cmn32480> RAM is 2x8 G.SKILL F3-1866C9D-16GXM
[13:22:03] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[13:22:04] <Runaway1956> Looks like it will be respectable - probably keep up with my dual opterons, which runs circles around the wife's hex core FX
[13:22:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf is with people these days?
[13:22:49] <Runaway1956> WTF was with people in prehistoric day?
[13:23:08] * Runaway1956 looks at The Ancient Buzzard
[13:23:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> utterly failed to find a tabletop rpg group in a city of 66K
[13:23:57] <Runaway1956> Hell, we had a group aboard ship, among a crew of 250
[13:24:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's several damned colleges too. do they not have a comp-sci department or something?
[13:24:22] <cmn32480> find your favorite fantasy book/gaming/model store and ask.
[13:24:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, tried. no dice.
[13:24:41] <Runaway1956> Comp-sci today only preaches the Microsoft Method
[13:24:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> like literally. the local comic shop has no dice.
[13:24:47] <cmn32480> usually they are little places... holes in the wall.. with basements so that the light doesn't hurt the nerds eyes
[13:25:14] <Runaway1956> What town is this, TMB?
[13:25:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> jackson tennessee. nearest town of any size.
[13:25:46] * Runaway1956 tries to remember what Jackson looks like
[13:26:13] <Runaway1956> It's just off of I40, isn't it? Winding roads between hills?
[13:26:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> humboldt here don't count cause you can't expect a town of 8K to have much of anything.
[13:27:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, nah. flat lands of west TN. straddles i40
[13:27:32] <Runaway1956> Oh, yeah, Huntersvill, Denmark, Fruitville - I remember it now
[13:27:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> very, very brown in most areas, which cuts down on the likelihood of gaming groups statistically
[13:29:46] <Runaway1956> You'll have better luck in Memphis, and somehow, I don't expect gamer's groups to abound in Memphis
[13:30:22] <Runaway1956> You're not exactly in the heart of Liberal Collegiate America in Jackson
[13:31:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as well. i'd rather not game with fruity-assed sjw college kids.
[13:31:56] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO - I've not met a lot of right wing Christian conservative gamers, actually
[13:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i might wanna use pronouns and they're offensive to college kids nowadays.
[13:32:23] <Runaway1956> I've played with Satanists, agnostics, atheists, but no Holy Roller Christians
[13:32:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> plenty of us libertarian types gaming though.
[13:33:18] <Runaway1956> Well, shit - libertarians aren't exactly "conservative", now are they? Not Bible Belt conservative, anyway
[13:33:40] <Runaway1956> Except, of course, at the war colleges
[13:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope but they damned sure ain't got nothing in common with folks who vote D either.
[13:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> third party in a two party system.
[13:35:28] <Runaway1956> "Chances of finding a Southern Baptist playing D&D - roll 5D20 and add 50 to the roll - any roll under 5 finds your Southern Baptist"
[13:35:40] <Runaway1956> Straight out of the book man!
[13:35:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess ima hafta start my own and advertise somewheres.
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[13:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, i gamed with three southern baptists back in the day. mind you they wasn't particularly GOOD southern baptists...
[13:37:22] <Runaway1956> Wayward backsliding sinners don't count - if they get caught playing, they'll face an exorcism and brainwashing
[13:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> matter o fact, i think every single one of my gaming group have matured into libertarians.
[13:38:01] <Runaway1956> You DO realize that the miniatures commonly used in gaming are possessed representations of real demons?
[13:38:03] <paulej72> sourthen batists are sounthern baptists for the social connection not the religion
[13:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, only the cool ones.
[13:38:25] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[13:38:51] <Runaway1956> In all my years in SW Arkansas, I've never met a single RPG'r
[13:39:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i've actually been considering going to church here just to meet more than three of my neighbors.
[13:39:27] <Runaway1956> DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRAP!!
[13:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know like four people in this whole state. no, five. forgot about the chick who occasionally drives over from nashville for a penis injection.
[13:40:40] * Runaway1956 had a chick in Nashville once
[13:40:54] <Runaway1956> sadly, I let her slip away
[13:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i got the only one there who ain't smokin hot
[13:41:31] * Runaway1956 can easily find you some ugly chicks in Nashville
[13:41:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nashville got a lot of purdy womens.
[13:41:43] <Runaway1956> Just cruise around the fekkin' truck stop late at night
[13:41:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, fair nuff.
[13:41:58] * Runaway1956 used to fight them off with a stick
[13:42:31] <Runaway1956> Many of them would have to move several links up the food chain to qualify as dogs
[13:43:27] <Runaway1956> But, you are right that Nashville has some real beauties running around
[13:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, i don't particularly care what they look like though, long as they're freaks in the sack, ain't got cooties, and weigh less than i do.
[13:43:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> light switch solves many problems there.
[13:45:07] <Runaway1956> That one I had loved trucks - I think she started to orgasm the first time she climbed into my truck. She eventually learned to drive, and keeping track of a truck driver is nigh impossible
[13:45:34] <Runaway1956> Give her a 4 and a quarter Cat, and she didn't need a penis anymore
[13:45:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, fuck knows you can't do it by looking at your log books
[13:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> finer works of fiction you'd be hard pressed to find.
[13:46:45] <Runaway1956> Well - sailors will give any truck driver a run for their money when it comes to works of fiction
[13:47:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> they'll also give you something else if you bend over in front of them.
[13:48:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube in the navy
[13:48:08] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:48:18] <Runaway1956> Nahhhh, you're thinking of the two Scottish soldiers, Ben Dover and Phillip McCavity
[13:49:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> <---Army. Tis my moral obligation to crack gay jokes about swabbies.
[13:49:15] <Runaway1956> Fek, that's the sister ship to the frigate I served on
[13:52:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> still got more respect for swabbies than flyboys though. their idea of PT is writing an essay about something they saw some jarheads do once.
[13:53:02] * TheMightyBuzzard rereads that closer
[13:53:04] <Runaway1956> The worst thing that ever happened to the Air Force, was being separated from the Army
[13:53:40] <Runaway1956> The Army Air Corps was worthy of respect
[13:53:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i think i managed to insult all the other branches in that one. cept the coast guard who don't really need external mocking.
[13:55:42] <Runaway1956> Coasties are just cops on boats after all
[13:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think even the cops give coasties shit
[13:56:55] <Runaway1956> coasties and diesel cops are first cousins - and no one admits being related to them
[13:57:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... spose i could slap a notice in the local paper. might get me burned as a witch though.
[13:58:20] * Runaway1956 thinks Pagans and witches are protected classes today, somewhat similar to gays and trannies
[13:58:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> not in TN they aren't
[13:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> they's more churches in this town than their are convenience stores.
[13:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> by like a factor of 5
[13:59:08] <Runaway1956> Well, yeah - after they burn you, the feds will examine your ashes to be sure that your civil rights weren't violated
[13:59:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> right
[13:59:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i need more nicotine.
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[15:40:32] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - cmn has broken a million points
[15:40:51] * Runaway1956 will probably break a million on Wednesday
[15:41:05] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[15:41:07] <exec> 071299
[15:41:21] <Runaway1956> we've broken into the 1200's, obviously
[15:42:08] <Runaway1956> 100 more places, and our members will be catalogued as individuals over on the overclocking site
[15:42:37] <nick> sup Runaway1956
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[16:11:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! testbot does happy happy weather now
[16:13:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, for properly formed queries at least
[16:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> will put some logic in for fubar queries later i spose.
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[16:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, good nuff
[16:18:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time crutchy
[16:18:41] <exec> Tuesday, 29 March 2016 @ 3:18 am GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[16:24:53] <cmn32480> let the poor guy sleep
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[16:32:32] <chromas> [hours later]
[16:32:32] <chromas> Subsentient: that's what you get for watching the young turks
[16:32:43] * chromas would want to slit his wrists too
[17:02:05] <cmn32480> cripe... "Make sure the Heatsink will fit in your case" is a lot harder than it sounds sometimes....
[17:04:37] <Runaway1956> Oh, FFS, just cut a hole in your case, man
[17:04:48] <Runaway1956> I thought you had a big server tower?
[17:06:18] * Runaway1956 has a hole saw to fix problems like that
[17:06:37] <cmn32480> but it looks so nice sans extra holes
[17:06:55] <Runaway1956> BBBRrrriiiippp! Finish the job with a file
[17:07:10] * cmn32480 didn't measure it either... so he waits for the wife to help him out with a number.. and she might or mioght not be completely pissed off after yesterday
[17:07:13] <Runaway1956> Mount a nice exhaust fan over the hole to hide it
[17:07:35] <cmn32480> so we await the text message monster
[17:07:50] * cmn32480 looks for a dome shaped fan
[17:08:32] <cmn32480> some of the big heatsinks are like 14cm tall
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[17:08:58] <Runaway1956> 25 cm to the inch - that's about 5/8 inch
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[17:09:39] <cmn32480> ummm
[17:09:41] <cmn32480> no
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[17:09:57] <cmn32480> check your decimal point
[17:10:14] <cmn32480> amd shouldn't you be sleeping?
[17:10:22] <Runaway1956> nice cabinet fan here, 70 cubic feet per minute - works well in our industrial control cabinets - http://www.amazon.com
[17:10:23] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Dayton 4WT48 Fan, Axial, 70 CFM, 115 V: Industrial Hvac Fans And Circulators: Amazon.com: Industrial Scientific
[17:10:38] <Runaway1956> Me? Sleeping? Yeah, I should be sleeping pretty soon
[17:10:41] <cmn32480> well sure... at 115v
[17:11:18] <Runaway1956> Dayton makes them in 24 volt, but they pull some amps, better to go with independently powered fan, plugged into 110 volt
[17:11:31] <Runaway1956> They make nice air filters to fit them too
[17:11:36] <cmn32480> lol
[17:11:44] <cmn32480> tat'll be the only case fan I need
[17:11:50] * Runaway1956 does things big
[17:12:17] <cmn32480> actaully ... I have several that are similar hereat the office
[17:12:26] <cmn32480> came out of some old line printers.
[17:12:42] <Runaway1956> Our cabinets are 5 to 8 feet long, 30 to 50 inches high, with a depth of about 12 inches - these things keep them cooled nicely
[17:13:46] <cmn32480> I have 2 currently in my server rack...
[17:13:49] * Runaway1956 will corrupt cmn32480 yet
[17:15:07] <Runaway1956> Seriously, didn't you say that you had an old monster of a server tower to put this all in?
[17:15:14] <cmn32480> I did
[17:15:20] <Runaway1956> Or, did I imagine that?
[17:15:49] <cmn32480> no... or maybe you did.. but I certainly said it
[17:15:53] <Runaway1956> You should have no problems then - a plain old ATX board should have room to do jumping jacks in there
[17:16:07] <cmn32480> I agree... but I'd rather make sure
[17:16:16] <Runaway1956> not a bad idea then
[17:16:34] <cmn32480> answeres will depend on how pissed the wife is at me for calling out her brother for trating people like shit yesterday
[17:16:55] * Runaway1956 could stick 5" tall heat sinks on his CPU's - possible 6"
[17:17:00] <cmn32480> make my wife cry, all bets are off
[17:17:16] <cmn32480> I don't give a fuck if you are her brother or not
[17:17:43] <Runaway1956> Better watch out, or the wife will kick brother's ass, and yours
[17:18:05] <Runaway1956> at the same time
[17:18:18] <cmn32480> I wish that were true
[17:18:23] <cmn32480> her brother needs a good ass kicking
[17:18:29] <cmn32480> and has for a lot of years
[17:19:58] <cmn32480> it's a long story that I'd rather nto get into in a public forum
[17:20:13] <cmn32480> and those 14cm coolers are 5.5in
[17:20:27] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - you're over a million points now - and I should be there Wednesday
[17:20:39] <Runaway1956> Dammit - cm, not mm - yeah
[17:21:20] <cmn32480> decimal points.
[17:21:22] <Runaway1956> That is a big heat sink
[17:21:23] <cmn32480> they matter!
[17:21:29] <cmn32480> no shit
[17:21:39] <cmn32480> I'm looking into smaller
[17:22:04] <cmn32480> but the AM3 slots seem to all take big heatsinks because the chips are high performance and put out a ton of heat
[17:22:29] <cmn32480> I believe you said that your wife has trouble keeping hers cool
[17:22:55] <Runaway1956> Yeah, it runs warm, and so does her GPU
[17:23:06] <cmn32480> yeah... that's my worry
[17:23:11] <Runaway1956> but she couldn't fit a cooler that large in her case
[17:23:16] <cmn32480> I want that fucker growing iceicles
[17:23:39] <Runaway1956> She won't allow me to mount one of those Dayton fans on her machine because they are somewhat noisy
[17:24:17] <Runaway1956> If she let me put a Dayton fan with a filter on it, she could turn all her other fans around for exhaust fans, and the damned thing would never get hot.
[17:24:31] <Runaway1956> Not to mention, the filter would stop her stuff getting clogged up with dirt
[17:25:15] <Runaway1956> Wouldn't even have to cut a hole for it - there's lots of room for it to be mounted to a mesh area
[17:25:36] <cmn32480> hehehe
[17:26:17] <cmn32480> J isn't at home. So no measurments for me
[17:58:57] <cmn32480> but at least she is talking to me
[17:59:03] <cmn32480> so there is that
[18:13:58] <cmn32480> http://www.newegg.com
[18:13:59] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
[18:14:15] <cmn32480> I think I jsut like that the CPU fan is named Lucifer... yet dissipates heat
[18:38:34] <paulej72> I was thinking you needed a big honkin' heat pipe of a heat sink
[18:40:11] <Runaway1956> fekkin heat pipes look cool and all, and they do work - but they're oriented wrong
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[18:40:21] <Runaway1956> Your CPU is mounted vertically
[18:40:36] <Runaway1956> so the heat in the pipes doesn't glow naturally up those pipes
[18:41:32] <Runaway1956> If you lay the case on it's side, your cooler will be oriented just as it is in the picture - and the heat pipes will work great
[18:41:38] <chromas> Are they gravity powered?
[18:41:50] <paulej72> not necessarily
[18:41:55] <Runaway1956> heat pipes are more or less gravity powered
[18:42:03] <Runaway1956> vapors rise, liquids sink
[18:42:10] <paulej72> temp differntail will make them work just as well
[18:42:51] <paulej72> Not 100% sure they work on a liquid vapor transition
[18:43:15] <chromas> NERD FIGHT!!
[18:43:30] <Runaway1956> Possibly - when heat pipes first came out, I believe they depended on the transition
[18:43:45] <Runaway1956> I read a few articles on them back then
[18:44:15] <chromas> that's a rude thing to say
[18:44:21] <Runaway1956> What is inside them these days, anyway?
[18:44:45] <paulej72> they have wicks in them to pull the fulid to the hot side
[18:44:55] <chromas> you, sir, have transphobia, if you have to point out that they came out of the closet depending on trans
[18:45:40] <Runaway1956> chromas is nucking phutts . . . .
[18:45:58] <paulej72> https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:45:58] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Wiki: Heat pipe ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[18:47:07] <paulej72> https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:47:07] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Wiki: Heat pipe ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[18:47:43] <paulej72> https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:47:44] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Wiki: Heat pipe ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[18:48:19] <cmn32480> makes me feel goo that you nerds are fighting over little lold me!
[18:48:42] <Gravis> wait... what?
[18:48:58] <chromas> we're gooing all over you
[18:49:37] <Runaway1956> good article paulej72 - and i have to question the speed of capillary action compared to gravity flow.
[18:49:44] <Gravis> i abstain from feeling goo
[18:50:45] <Gravis> btw... are transistor layouts for CPUs designed using genetic algos yet?
[18:51:26] <Gravis> it seems like something you could use to get better heat dissipation rates
[18:52:31] <Gravis> though you might end up with some really wacky looking silicon. :P
[19:23:52] <Runaway1956> Cruz says that two days from now, it will be to late to contribute to his campaign. Cool - no more stupid emails asking for money and support!
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[19:41:12] <Gravis> Runaway1956: the only thing that proves is that you are dumb enough to give your email to his campaign
[19:41:54] <SirFinkus> oddly enough, I get emails from him too, and lord know I'd never give my email to that fucker
[19:42:40] <Gravis> SirFinkus: well.. if you gave your email to facebook or twitter, i'm sure they sold it
[19:43:04] <SirFinkus> used my throwaway for twitter, don't have facebook
[19:43:08] <SirFinkus> idk where they got my real one
[19:43:14] <SirFinkus> maybe on a resume or something
[19:43:46] <SirFinkus> I should set up my own email server so I can see who ratted me out
[19:43:55] <Gravis> i have my own domain so i give out a new address to every site
[19:43:58] <chromas> It was probably SN
[19:44:15] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'd love to do that Gravis
[19:45:30] <SirFinkus> spammers of all stripes are the lowest of the low
[19:46:06] <Gravis> not a lot of companies sell your addy but when they do, it comes in droves. i know exactly who has sold me out
[19:47:01] <SirFinkus> I wonder if there's a way to take legal action against them, probably not because of eulas and privacy policies
[19:53:35] <Gravis> duh, it's not illegal if you agreed to it.
[19:53:42] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't put it past cruz to buy a spam DB
[19:55:05] <SirFinkus> Hmm, the CAN-SPAM act has fewer teeth than I thought
[20:09:49] <Gravis> duh
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[20:40:32] <chromas> Do robots lie?
[20:43:17] <exec> No, we don't. Unless we are programmed to.
[20:43:45] <SirFinkus> what if you're running non-ecc memory?
[20:53:51] <Gravis> SirFinkus: a lie is a conscious decision
[20:54:24] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you aren't lying if you remembered something incorrectly.
[20:54:46] crutchy__ is now known as crutchy
[20:55:51] <Gravis> SirFinkus: the same applies to murder/manslaughter
[20:56:00] <SirFinkus> thank god
[20:56:51] <Gravis> SirFinkus: why, have you accidently killed a lot of people?
[20:57:47] <SirFinkus> "killed" is a strong word
[20:58:05] <Gravis> it's the truth
[20:58:27] <Gravis> a person is dead regardless of intent
[20:58:44] <Gravis> if a person did not die of natural causes, they were killed
[20:59:34] <Gravis> natural causes being organ failure of sorts
[21:02:38] <Gravis> things get a bit fuzzy when it's organ failure due to withheld medication
[21:02:52] <SirFinkus> what about withheld oxygen?
[21:12:26] <cmn32480> ~time crutchy
[21:12:28] <exec> Tuesday, 29 March 2016 @ 8:12 am GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[21:12:36] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[21:12:38] * exec fanatically runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a pair of used panties full of feminism for crutchy
[21:12:57] <cmn32480> have a good day at workipoos
[21:13:13] <SirFinkus> eww
[21:14:56] <chromas> I'm pretty sure used panties are where feminism comes from
[21:17:03] <Gravis> ~time hell
[21:17:06] <exec> Monday, 28 March 2016 @ 5:17 pm EDT - Washington, DC, USA
[21:17:12] <Gravis> oh nice ;)
[21:19:39] <Gravis> aww i really want one of these in a router/wifi AP/NAS/VoIP gateway/cable modem: https://www.digikey.com
[21:19:40] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03LS1024ASE7MLA Freescale Semiconductor - NXP | Integrated Circuits (ICs) | DigiKey
[21:20:00] <Gravis> the only problem is it's price
[21:20:46] <Gravis> but it's super well documented which makes it easy to develop for
[21:26:27] <Gravis> whoops, i meant this chip: https://www.digikey.com
[21:26:28] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03P1022NXN2LFB Freescale Semiconductor - NXP | Integrated Circuits (ICs) | DigiKey
[21:26:57] <Gravis> the other chip is shrouded in mystery making it impossible develop for without using their tools
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[22:32:05] <SirFinkus> all I really want is to be able to toast a bagel my my toaster oven without burning myself every goddamn time
[22:35:48] <cmn32480> is a 2lb heatsink overkill?
[22:36:57] <SirFinkus> but how would I mount it?
[22:37:08] <cmn32480> with a saddle probably
[22:37:40] <cmn32480> I have concerns regarding a 2lb heatsink hanging off a board in a tower configuration
[22:38:22] <SirFinkus> it'll probably be ok, provided you aren't lazy with the standoff screws
[22:38:28] * SirFinkus has been lazy with the standoff screws
[22:38:29] <cmn32480> lazy?
[22:38:35] <cmn32480> meaning use them all?
[22:38:38] <SirFinkus> yeah
[22:38:41] <cmn32480> and make sure they are tight?
[22:38:53] <SirFinkus> tight is probably the wrong word
[22:38:59] <cmn32480> snug?
[22:39:05] <SirFinkus> sounds good
[22:39:13] <cmn32480> http://www.newegg.com
[22:39:14] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
[22:39:19] <cmn32480> that is what I'm thi9nking about
[22:39:42] <SirFinkus> main thing I'd be concerned about is whether or not it will fit
[22:39:50] <cmn32480> it will
[22:39:57] <cmn32480> I measured... very carefully
[22:40:00] <cmn32480> while drunk
[22:40:02] <cmn32480> http://www.newegg.com
[22:40:02] <DinduNuffin> ^ 03Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com ( http://www.newegg.com )
[22:40:05] <cmn32480> is my other option
[22:40:21] <SirFinkus> CRYORIG
[22:40:28] <SirFinkus> god, I fucking hate hardware marketing
[22:40:35] <cmn32480> yeah
[22:40:40] <SirFinkus> except gigabyte marketing, that's just funny
[22:40:45] <cmn32480> and sorting the good from the crap is quite the pain in the ass
[22:40:55] <cmn32480> the heatsink is the last bit that I need
[22:41:03] <cmn32480> adn I can order my new rig
[22:41:15] <chromas> water cooling
[22:41:25] <SirFinkus> ULTRA DURABLE
[22:41:27] <cmn32480> eat shit adn die chromas
[22:41:29] <chromas> costs more and takes moar space
[22:41:37] <cmn32480> water cooling scares the living fuck out of me
[22:42:06] <chromas> Do you expect the hoses to explode or something?
[22:42:13] <cmn32480> YES!!!!!
[22:42:17] <SirFinkus> pop the whole thing in a vat of fluorinert
[22:42:46] <cmn32480> I don't have any on hand... and isn't that shit crazy toxic?
[22:43:11] <chromas> that's what makes it so great
[22:43:13] <cmn32480> chromas - one small leak and there goes a whole fuckton of moneey down the crapper
[22:43:25] <chromas> nah
[22:43:30] <SirFinkus> not super toxic
[22:43:34] <SirFinkus> according to wikipedia
[22:43:36] <cmn32480> just mildly so?
[22:43:45] <chromas> it's a tower configuration. the water will just drip onto the bottom of the case and leak out the feet holes
[22:43:49] <cmn32480> so my kids can lick up the spills
[22:44:02] <cmn32480> that ought to make the wife happy
[22:44:19] <SirFinkus> "The science-fiction film The Abyss (1989) depicted an experimental liquid-breathing system, in which the use of highly oxygenated Fluorinert enabled a diver to descend to great depths. While several rats were shown actually breathing Fluorinert (this scene was cut in the United Kingdom, as it was seen as animal cruelty), scenes depicting actor Ed Harris using the fluid-breathing apparatus were simulated."
[22:44:28] <chromas> the thing to do is take the opendesktop approach to leakage. don't do it
[22:44:41] <SirFinkus> good dammit
[22:44:49] <SirFinkus> now I'm going down a wikipedia rabbit hole
[22:44:57] <cmn32480> yep
[22:45:08] <chromas> Better than imdb or tvtropes or something
[22:45:12] <cmn32480> sirfinkus shall be known as Alice henceforth!
[22:48:14] <SirFinkus> paypal spam: Hi SirFinkus, where's your favorite place to eat out?
[22:48:21] <SirFinkus> tempted to email back "your mom's box"
[22:48:52] <cmn32480> you should. that'll start the conversation on the right foot
[22:49:22] <SirFinkus> "This fat was unlikely to be embolic, but must have precipitated from the blood in situ.[5] It is suggested the boiling of the blood denatured the lipoprotein complexes, rendering the lipids insoluble.[5]"
[22:49:42] <cmn32480> duh?
[22:50:12] <SirFinkus> " Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of the thoracoabdominal cavity which further resulted in expulsion of all internal organs of the chest and abdomen except the trachea and a section
[22:50:12] <SirFinkus> of small intestine and of the thoracic spine and projecting them some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.[5]"
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